Speaker 1: Need advice, Taco Bob to the rescue tipeer.
Speaker 2: Ask Taco Bob on one O one one.
Speaker 1: W j R R.
Speaker 3: All right, ask ELCTV. The world renowned life coach brought
Speaker 3: you by Petties meets Stay Road four thirty four in Longwood.
Speaker 3: They offer the best, and you're one of the best
Speaker 3: customers that Petties has.
Speaker 2: Sir, They're outstanding.
Speaker 1: Is still enough time to order your uh Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You got Amish turkeys. If you want to get one
Speaker 3: of those for your uh your spread, or if you
Speaker 3: just want Petties to handle the whole deal. They've got
Speaker 3: the full menu available. All you got to do is
Speaker 3: tell them what you want. They'll have it all packaged
Speaker 3: up for you and ready you take it home, Heat
Speaker 3: it up, boom, Thanksgiving Done.
Speaker 2: It's the easy way.
Speaker 3: Stay Room four thirty four in Longwood just was to
Speaker 3: I four. They're open Monday through Saturday ten to six.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Thanksgiving, you ready their champ but Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: Sure, am, sir, Yes i am. I'm already in my
Speaker 2: stretch you pants. Wow. Kind of getting warmed up for
Speaker 2: the big day.
Speaker 1: All the gravy stains on these things, free stretching the
Speaker 1: stretching pants.
Speaker 2: Listen, you can hear them stretch watch listen.
Speaker 3: Most of us just have eating shirts. You have eating pants.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. H Well, you're a life that's why you know.
Speaker 3: You're a step ahead of everyone all times.
Speaker 2: See gravy stains. Speaking of shirts, how about this shirt?
Speaker 2: Is that what that is? Huh? You like that shirt
Speaker 2: right there?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: You are wearing a red, green and white T shirt
Speaker 3: that says the Christmas station Magic one oh seven seven.
Speaker 3: That's one of our fellow Ihearts media radio stations here locally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get huge ratings during Christmas time with their
Speaker 1: Christmas music. So we're in negotiations right now. I before
Speaker 1: I sign my annual thought, I had.
Speaker 3: Heard you committed to servicing the JR audience and listeners
Speaker 3: for another year. Is that that's not accurate? That's not
Speaker 3: a done deal, Hugh, not ink yet.
Speaker 1: All right, got a bunch of questions hardball two two.
Speaker 2: Five, two six.
Speaker 1: I mean, when you can get you know, Christmas music ratings,
Speaker 1: the life coach might sit at the table for a
Speaker 1: little bit, you know, Life coach is it's is it
Speaker 1: strange that I pleasured myself to a lady at the
Speaker 1: grocery store, only asking because afterwards I started feeling a
Speaker 1: little bit guilty.
Speaker 2: No, I do it all the time. Uh what would
Speaker 2: make it strange? Sir? Is Have you did it in
Speaker 2: the store? Yes, this would be awkward.
Speaker 1: I made you walk around the corner of the areas
Speaker 1: working the gurkin on the pickalisle.
Speaker 2: Yes, bag boy, I'm sorry, bagged them.
Speaker 1: Uh clean up by all three police LCTB. I heard
Speaker 1: a rumor that you're doing a Hallmark Channel Christmas special.
Speaker 2: I could see you doing that, truth or not.
Speaker 1: Wow, I've been approached for that too, and we're just
Speaker 1: like with you know, the other station, crunching some numbers,
Speaker 1: but honestly, just chill out for a little bit. It's
Speaker 1: not even Thanksgiving it. I could see you being the
Speaker 1: suave and debonair single gentoo with a pipe. Yes, and
Speaker 1: you end up rekindling that romance from years ago over
Speaker 1: hot chocolate as the snow lightly falls on the picturesque
Speaker 1: midwestern town.
Speaker 2: Hot chocolate schmockolate. You know, let's it's get something man.
Speaker 4: Uh wait, speaking of thanks kids, not even Thanksgiving? It
Speaker 4: does Hallmark have Thanksgiving specials? I mean they have cards
Speaker 4: for every single holiday out there. I mean he probably
Speaker 4: even have cards for like a hemorrhoid day or something.
Speaker 4: Sorry you're dealing with you know, grapes enjoy sitting on
Speaker 4: this pad that I got you with this card.
Speaker 2: Seven nine Ralph your bud Ralph.
Speaker 1: Life Coaches of Family and I are seriously considering getting
Speaker 1: a boat. We have two young children and think it's
Speaker 1: it's perfect for us to have family outings. But with
Speaker 1: all the nightmare stories we've heard about, all the nightmare
Speaker 1: stories that we've heard, were contemplating, good call or no.
Speaker 2: I love boating.
Speaker 1: I know you do, but this is such a no
Speaker 1: brain or answer that I can refer you to my
Speaker 1: partner over there, Pat, What do you say about buying
Speaker 1: a boat?
Speaker 3: I love boating as long as it's someone else's boat.
Speaker 3: And well, I don't say, but a lot of boat
Speaker 3: owners say the best day of their lives is the
Speaker 3: day they buy the boat, and then the next best
Speaker 3: day of their life is the day they sell it.
Speaker 1: I think you can get to have a perfect world,
Speaker 1: because yes, you do want to hang out with the
Speaker 1: wife and kids and keep the whole family life healthy
Speaker 1: and boat life's fun. You know, get them their little
Speaker 1: life preservers and life fists and maybe a little boat mihistile,
Speaker 1: but why not join a boat club? M you got Okay,
Speaker 1: you're talking like I think it's around five k or
Speaker 1: so to join one of those ballpark don't quote me.
Speaker 1: And then you pick it up and drop it off
Speaker 1: like when the lower.
Speaker 2: End end of the engine drops in the Atlantic.
Speaker 1: Right, no must, no fuss, You drop it off of
Speaker 1: the dock and go on with your day. I think
Speaker 1: that's your system. Sir, congrats, that's good advice. That's why
Speaker 1: you make the big.
Speaker 2: Box Ingrats on your club membership. What is.
Speaker 1: Your jacket is getting a little bit old? LC From
Speaker 1: the looks of it online, it looks faded.
Speaker 3: Why don't you stand up there in front of full
Speaker 3: view of the Facebook life camera, sir, and I show
Speaker 3: it off right here. He's a turning around model style
Speaker 3: showing it's.
Speaker 2: Court. It's just a straight black blazer. It looks faded.
Speaker 1: If you have all this money and respect, you should
Speaker 1: probably have more than just one sports coat.
Speaker 2: It's near Calvin.
Speaker 1: Klein's faded on purpose for the rugged look.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: When you walk into somebody's office to do a life
Speaker 1: coach session for all of them. They're stressed. You're distressed exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm in shorts. I'm in a faded jacket purposely. It's
Speaker 1: just like faded jeans are the ones that have holes
Speaker 1: in them. This guy's probably sitting in his boma's basement
Speaker 1: right now in a pair of shorts as it's, you know,
Speaker 1: tossing insults of me.
Speaker 3: I've noticed a lot of guys your age, though, that
Speaker 3: are executive types too.
Speaker 2: Jacket and shorts right.
Speaker 3: Well, not so much the shorts, but the trendy faded
Speaker 3: jean look. Maybe someone half their age would be more
Speaker 3: out too.
Speaker 2: Exactly your life coach.
Speaker 1: Every year around this time I get insulted when Trance
Speaker 1: Iberian Orchestra comes around. They need to change the name
Speaker 1: AM to them. No comment, So I have time.
Speaker 2: For one more?
Speaker 1: Sure what why not? We're on a roll here, God
Speaker 1: we didn't get to yours. I got people asking about
Speaker 1: piloting the chopper Life Coach. I'd love to apply for
Speaker 1: the helicopter pilot position. I have seventeen point five five
Speaker 1: hours of mostly successful training on Microsoft Flight simulator, only
Speaker 1: a few bad landings. How to apply in person? Save yourself?
Speaker 1: The time sounds like a great candidate for the job.
Speaker 1: Is that seventeen and a half hours?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Microsoft, something uh for the Life Coach.
Speaker 1: I heard you heard your pilot Donnie just got a
Speaker 1: very important job. Well you have to get a new pilot.
Speaker 1: Settle down, people. Interviews are underway, Okay. I've had a
Speaker 1: few applicants that came straight from a happy hour. The
Speaker 1: Life Coach is all about a happy hour, right, I
Speaker 1: mean I have happy hours. Actually it's multiple, but it's
Speaker 1: an interview to fly at chopper. Could he might want
Speaker 1: to show up, you know, kind of sober one gun Sikorski.
Speaker 1: One guy used to fly in nom and he saw
Speaker 1: the guns on the side of the chopper.
Speaker 2: He's like, super excited. I think I heard him mut
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: Nay, Paum, those are strictly defensive apparatus, right, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Like sir, not hiring anymore already, golling, Thanks for your service.
Speaker 1: Hey, Paum, I gotta get out of here all right?
Speaker 2: Stand in, Hey, stand in pilot ready.
Speaker 3: He doesn't even have a name, just calls him standing.
Speaker 3: That is the world renowned life coach Chelsea TV. Hopefully
Speaker 3: he'll extend his services in the next year. We can
Speaker 3: only hope.
Speaker 2: Have a Thanksgiving tall until all a good day. See
Speaker 2: at the hot chocolate stand. Well w j r R,
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