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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bob to the rescue tipeer.

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<v Speaker 2>Ask Taco Bob on one O one one.

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<v Speaker 1>W j R R.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, ask ELCTV. The world renowned life coach brought

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<v Speaker 3>you by Petties meets Stay Road four thirty four in Longwood.

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<v Speaker 3>They offer the best, and you're one of the best

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<v Speaker 3>customers that Petties has.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, They're outstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>Is still enough time to order your uh Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>You got Amish turkeys. If you want to get one

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<v Speaker 3>of those for your uh your spread, or if you

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<v Speaker 3>just want Petties to handle the whole deal. They've got

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<v Speaker 3>the full menu available. All you got to do is

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<v Speaker 3>tell them what you want. They'll have it all packaged

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<v Speaker 3>up for you and ready you take it home, Heat

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<v Speaker 3>it up, boom, Thanksgiving Done.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the easy way.

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<v Speaker 3>Stay Room four thirty four in Longwood just was to

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<v Speaker 3>I four. They're open Monday through Saturday ten to six.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of Thanksgiving, you ready their champ but Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, am, sir, Yes i am. I'm already in my

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<v Speaker 2>stretch you pants. Wow. Kind of getting warmed up for

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<v Speaker 2>the big day.

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<v Speaker 1>All the gravy stains on these things, free stretching the

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<v Speaker 1>stretching pants.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, you can hear them stretch watch listen.

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<v Speaker 3>Most of us just have eating shirts. You have eating pants.

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<v Speaker 3>That's awesome. H Well, you're a life that's why you know.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a step ahead of everyone all times.

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<v Speaker 2>See gravy stains. Speaking of shirts, how about this shirt?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what that is? Huh? You like that shirt

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<v Speaker 2>right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>You are wearing a red, green and white T shirt

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<v Speaker 3>that says the Christmas station Magic one oh seven seven.

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<v Speaker 3>That's one of our fellow Ihearts media radio stations here locally.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they get huge ratings during Christmas time with their

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas music. So we're in negotiations right now. I before

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<v Speaker 1>I sign my annual thought, I had.

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<v Speaker 3>Heard you committed to servicing the JR audience and listeners

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<v Speaker 3>for another year. Is that that's not accurate? That's not

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<v Speaker 3>a done deal, Hugh, not ink yet.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, got a bunch of questions hardball two two.

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<v Speaker 2>Five, two six.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, when you can get you know, Christmas music ratings,

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<v Speaker 1>the life coach might sit at the table for a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, you know, Life coach is it's is it

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<v Speaker 1>strange that I pleasured myself to a lady at the

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store, only asking because afterwards I started feeling a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit guilty.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I do it all the time. Uh what would

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<v Speaker 2>make it strange? Sir? Is Have you did it in

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<v Speaker 2>the store? Yes, this would be awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>I made you walk around the corner of the areas

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<v Speaker 1>working the gurkin on the pickalisle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, bag boy, I'm sorry, bagged them.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh clean up by all three police LCTB. I heard

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<v Speaker 1>a rumor that you're doing a Hallmark Channel Christmas special.

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<v Speaker 2>I could see you doing that, truth or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I've been approached for that too, and we're just

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<v Speaker 1>like with you know, the other station, crunching some numbers,

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<v Speaker 1>but honestly, just chill out for a little bit. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not even Thanksgiving it. I could see you being the

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<v Speaker 1>suave and debonair single gentoo with a pipe. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>you end up rekindling that romance from years ago over

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<v Speaker 1>hot chocolate as the snow lightly falls on the picturesque

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<v Speaker 1>midwestern town.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot chocolate schmockolate. You know, let's it's get something man.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh wait, speaking of thanks kids, not even Thanksgiving? It

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<v Speaker 4>does Hallmark have Thanksgiving specials? I mean they have cards

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<v Speaker 4>for every single holiday out there. I mean he probably

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<v Speaker 4>even have cards for like a hemorrhoid day or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry you're dealing with you know, grapes enjoy sitting on

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<v Speaker 4>this pad that I got you with this card.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven nine Ralph your bud Ralph.

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<v Speaker 1>Life Coaches of Family and I are seriously considering getting

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<v Speaker 1>a boat. We have two young children and think it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's perfect for us to have family outings. But with

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<v Speaker 1>all the nightmare stories we've heard about, all the nightmare

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<v Speaker 1>stories that we've heard, were contemplating, good call or no.

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<v Speaker 2>I love boating.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you do, but this is such a no

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<v Speaker 1>brain or answer that I can refer you to my

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<v Speaker 1>partner over there, Pat, What do you say about buying

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<v Speaker 1>a boat?

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<v Speaker 3>I love boating as long as it's someone else's boat.

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<v Speaker 3>And well, I don't say, but a lot of boat

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<v Speaker 3>owners say the best day of their lives is the

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<v Speaker 3>day they buy the boat, and then the next best

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<v Speaker 3>day of their life is the day they sell it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you can get to have a perfect world,

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<v Speaker 1>because yes, you do want to hang out with the

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<v Speaker 1>wife and kids and keep the whole family life healthy

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<v Speaker 1>and boat life's fun. You know, get them their little

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<v Speaker 1>life preservers and life fists and maybe a little boat mihistile,

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<v Speaker 1>but why not join a boat club? M you got Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking like I think it's around five k or

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<v Speaker 1>so to join one of those ballpark don't quote me.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you pick it up and drop it off

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<v Speaker 1>like when the lower.

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<v Speaker 2>End end of the engine drops in the Atlantic.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, no must, no fuss, You drop it off of

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<v Speaker 1>the dock and go on with your day. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's your system. Sir, congrats, that's good advice. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>you make the big.

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<v Speaker 2>Box Ingrats on your club membership. What is.

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<v Speaker 1>Your jacket is getting a little bit old? LC From

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<v Speaker 1>the looks of it online, it looks faded.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you stand up there in front of full

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<v Speaker 3>view of the Facebook life camera, sir, and I show

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<v Speaker 3>it off right here. He's a turning around model style

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<v Speaker 3>showing it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Court. It's just a straight black blazer. It looks faded.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have all this money and respect, you should

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<v Speaker 1>probably have more than just one sports coat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's near Calvin.

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<v Speaker 1>Klein's faded on purpose for the rugged look.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>When you walk into somebody's office to do a life

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<v Speaker 1>coach session for all of them. They're stressed. You're distressed exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in shorts. I'm in a faded jacket purposely. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just like faded jeans are the ones that have holes

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<v Speaker 1>in them. This guy's probably sitting in his boma's basement

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<v Speaker 1>right now in a pair of shorts as it's, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>tossing insults of me.

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<v Speaker 3>I've noticed a lot of guys your age, though, that

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<v Speaker 3>are executive types too.

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<v Speaker 2>Jacket and shorts right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, not so much the shorts, but the trendy faded

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<v Speaker 3>jean look. Maybe someone half their age would be more

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<v Speaker 3>out too.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly your life coach.

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<v Speaker 1>Every year around this time I get insulted when Trance

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<v Speaker 1>Iberian Orchestra comes around. They need to change the name

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<v Speaker 1>AM to them. No comment, So I have time.

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<v Speaker 2>For one more?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure what why not? We're on a roll here, God

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't get to yours. I got people asking about

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<v Speaker 1>piloting the chopper Life Coach. I'd love to apply for

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<v Speaker 1>the helicopter pilot position. I have seventeen point five five

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<v Speaker 1>hours of mostly successful training on Microsoft Flight simulator, only

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<v Speaker 1>a few bad landings. How to apply in person? Save yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>The time sounds like a great candidate for the job.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that seventeen and a half hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Microsoft, something uh for the Life Coach.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you heard your pilot Donnie just got a

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<v Speaker 1>very important job. Well you have to get a new pilot.

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<v Speaker 1>Settle down, people. Interviews are underway, Okay. I've had a

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<v Speaker 1>few applicants that came straight from a happy hour. The

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<v Speaker 1>Life Coach is all about a happy hour, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I have happy hours. Actually it's multiple, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>an interview to fly at chopper. Could he might want

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<v Speaker 1>to show up, you know, kind of sober one gun Sikorski.

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<v Speaker 1>One guy used to fly in nom and he saw

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<v Speaker 1>the guns on the side of the chopper.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, super excited. I think I heard him mut

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Nay, Paum, those are strictly defensive apparatus, right, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Like sir, not hiring anymore already, golling, Thanks for your service.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Paum, I gotta get out of here all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Stand in, Hey, stand in pilot ready.

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't even have a name, just calls him standing.

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<v Speaker 3>That is the world renowned life coach Chelsea TV. Hopefully

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<v Speaker 3>he'll extend his services in the next year. We can

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<v Speaker 3>only hope.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a Thanksgiving tall until all a good day. See

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<v Speaker 2>at the hot chocolate stand. Well w j r R,

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's rock station,