Speaker 1: This is a podcast from Wry.
Speaker 2: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 2: Show on a Thursday. The week is almost over. Things
Speaker 2: are going well. Irs agents are getting fired. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: So this hour we're gonna talk a little bit about
Speaker 2: the Mexico War, on the cartel situation. I'll get to
Speaker 2: that in just a moment, how we're handling the illegals.
Speaker 2: Jasmine Crockett continues to be the gift that keeps on
Speaker 2: giving emails. So much more coming up on The Jesse
Speaker 2: Kelly Show. But let's get to this part. So I've
Speaker 2: been teasing it for a little bit. You know, we're
Speaker 2: talking about the cartels. They've been designated terrorist organizations, well
Speaker 2: eight of them have, anyway, And the Trump administration has
Speaker 2: moved five hundred men from the tenth Mountain Division into
Speaker 2: an Arizona Army base, Fort Watchuka. This is public information,
Speaker 2: so I'm not giving anything. You should know the tenth
Speaker 2: Mountain Division boys are for real. This is a fighting unit.
Speaker 2: We are talking fighters. So these are not pencil pushers
Speaker 2: with the tenth Mountain Division. These are studs. Okay, we
Speaker 2: know that. We know the Green Berets are already down
Speaker 2: in Mexico doing what green berets do, training them, training
Speaker 2: the Mexicans to take on the cartels. We know, courtesy
Speaker 2: of leaks out of the CIA and CNN, we know
Speaker 2: we are already flying drones over Mexico trying to figure
Speaker 2: out who's who, what's what. God only knows how much
Speaker 2: picture and video we've gathered at this time. There's all
Speaker 2: kinds of high level stuff that I don't have access to,
Speaker 2: and you don't have access to. The American military is moving.
Speaker 2: Trump has the military on the border. The wall is
Speaker 2: going up, and I won't go over the whole thing again.
Speaker 2: You know what I've said about it. Fine, I'm I'm
Speaker 2: all good for all this stuff. Just don't think that
Speaker 2: it will be easy. Don't think it's going to be
Speaker 2: a drone strike and in one quick night with Delta
Speaker 2: Force and everyone's dead and we're good to go. And
Speaker 2: part of the reason I say that it's not out
Speaker 2: of exclusive respect for the cartels fighting ability. It's not
Speaker 2: that we are better fighters, but they can fight. I
Speaker 2: mean they have guns. And look anyone with a gun
Speaker 2: that has bullets and it can kill you. It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter how tough you are do they have guns, big ones,
Speaker 2: they have calms, encrypted ones, they have they have equipment,
Speaker 2: but ours is better. I get all that. Part of
Speaker 2: my great concern is the Mexican government at the federal
Speaker 2: and state level. How I shouldn't say how. It's going
Speaker 2: to be difficult. It's going to be very, very challenging
Speaker 2: to prosecute this war without the full support of the
Speaker 2: Mexican government at the federal and state level. And not
Speaker 2: only that, if you really look at the situation on
Speaker 2: the ground, you heard Brandon Darby come in the other night,
Speaker 2: it's not just that we're not going to have government cooperation.
Speaker 2: It seems like we're going to have the government opposing
Speaker 2: us at some level. Let's deal with the federal government first.
Speaker 2: The current leader of Mexico, the President of Mexico. She's
Speaker 2: a leftist, she's a communist. Claudia Shinebaum is her name.
Speaker 2: She was elected running on a commie platform. She is
Speaker 2: not on our side, she is not on Trump's side.
Speaker 2: She came out today and said Mexico won't accept invasion
Speaker 2: in a fight against the cartels. Quote, this cannot be
Speaker 2: an opportunity for the US to invade our sovereignty. They
Speaker 2: can call them whatever they want. She's talking about the
Speaker 2: terrorist designation. But with Mexico it is collaboration and coordination,
Speaker 2: never so ordination or interventionism, and even less invasion. Now
Speaker 2: let's talk about that. Never subordination. Okay, that's a leader
Speaker 2: of her country thing. We're not gonna work underneath you.
Speaker 2: She kind of has to talk like that. I would
Speaker 2: want my leader to talk like that. I get that.
Speaker 2: But she also said never interventionism. So how's that work?
Speaker 2: How's that? Because at some point, whatever the plan is
Speaker 2: to get rid of the cartels, whether whether we're going
Speaker 2: with the Tom Holman thing he said on TV wipe
Speaker 2: them off of the face of the planet, or maybe
Speaker 2: we're going for something more precise. Let's just kill the
Speaker 2: leader of this one. Let's just kill the leader of
Speaker 2: that one. A drone strike here, no matter what, you
Speaker 2: have to go down there to do it. Is she
Speaker 2: going to not allow that? Is she going to allow
Speaker 2: that and then tip them off when it's coming. These
Speaker 2: are things that happened regularly in Mexico. You see my concern,
Speaker 2: and that's at the federal level. We haven't gotten to
Speaker 2: the state level. Where as Brandon Darby has explained to
Speaker 2: US many times. The cartels flat out run half the states.
Speaker 2: It's a narco state. It's just I'll be anxious to
Speaker 2: see where this goes, and the dude in me is
Speaker 2: excited about it. I'm gonna see how how a war
Speaker 2: like this is prosecuted. I do I As I've said,
Speaker 2: I'm nervous. I have some nerves about where it might
Speaker 2: go because I don't believe it'll be as quick and
Speaker 2: easy as everyone says. But we'll see. Now. On the
Speaker 2: good front, migrants deported by the US moved to Panama
Speaker 2: jungle facility. That's from Insider paper. You know, I would
Speaker 2: never use that word migrants. We've finally, finally, finally turned
Speaker 2: a corner with the Gopiaks. It never used to be
Speaker 2: like this, where we've dropped this ridiculous facade that the
Speaker 2: illegals have to be treated with the kindest, with the
Speaker 2: most kindness. It's a ridiculous, ridiculous thing. No, I don't
Speaker 2: think illegals should be tortured and killed, and I'm not
Speaker 2: saying anything like that at all. But you find out
Speaker 2: that they come here and we provide them with luxury hotels,
Speaker 2: we give them xboxes, we give them this, we give everything.
Speaker 2: It's it's absurd how well we treat invaders of our country,
Speaker 2: and that is turning around. You come here illegally, you
Speaker 2: might end up in freaking Gemo. You come here illegally.
Speaker 2: Do you have any idea what a jungle facility in
Speaker 2: Panama is? Probably like a jungle facility in Panama. If
Speaker 2: you make it bad enough, they will stop coming. Good
Speaker 2: for us. Plus Christynom, look, we'll see what she can do.
Speaker 2: Looks like she's trying to dig into the leaks in
Speaker 2: the federal government.
Speaker 3: Yes, we do have leaks that have occurred in the
Speaker 3: last couple of weeks that have jeopardized to operations that
Speaker 3: we've had in different areas, different cities, in towns, and
Speaker 3: they have put law enforcement officers and our agents at risk.
Speaker 3: So we won't tolerate it anymore. And we're going to
Speaker 3: use every tool that I have available to me to
Speaker 3: find out where they're coming from and make sure that
Speaker 3: those who have leaked will face consequences.
Speaker 2: Jesse, I'm hearing your first hour this evening. I thought
Speaker 2: was what was this yesterday? Yeah, it was yesterday, and
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm hearing rush Limbaugh again. I earned
Speaker 2: my degree in economics and politics from him, and now
Speaker 2: I'm listening to you. I'm on my way to earn
Speaker 2: my doctorate in the history of war. Well, well, glad
Speaker 2: I could help out. I find history to be educational,
Speaker 2: meaning we can learn so much by watching what's worked,
Speaker 2: what hasn't worked, things like that, Jay Steele, I just
Speaker 2: listened to last night's podcast about turning commie. There's always
Speaker 2: an exception to the rule, and I'm it. I married
Speaker 2: my wife knowing she was a super lib. She's highly educated,
Speaker 2: law degree, public defender. She was the family's lib aunt Peggy.
Speaker 2: Last election, she voted straight Republican and now works as
Speaker 2: a highly paid defense attorney. Gosh, I'm doing backflips right now.
Speaker 2: I'd love to be able to take all the credit
Speaker 2: for her complete reversals, so I will. Of course, I
Speaker 2: had plenty of help from Chock and the highbrow literature
Speaker 2: like the Anti Communist Manifesto now available in paperback. So
Speaker 2: let all the fellows out there thinking that they have
Speaker 2: to pass up on that dime because she has a
Speaker 2: copy of Mao's Little Red Book. No, they probably should
Speaker 2: because nobody could pull off this, nobody but me. Could
Speaker 2: pull off this miracle. I love this guy who says
Speaker 2: his name is Bo and his dime, his rich wife's
Speaker 2: name is Kim, and Kim is the one I'm most impressed,
Speaker 2: and not you, Bo. Forget you. It's hard for a
Speaker 2: communist to turn. It's very scary for a communist to turn.
Speaker 2: And I really mean this. It is frightening because they
Speaker 2: look around and they see how other people who have turned,
Speaker 2: how they are treated. You think communists treat you poorly?
Speaker 2: You think they treat us poorly? Have you ever seen
Speaker 2: how these animals treat a former communist When someone finally
Speaker 2: wakes up, when someone finally breaks free, they just say
Speaker 2: and do the most despicable things. For I've never seen
Speaker 2: the N word used as much as I see it.
Speaker 2: When a black guy says, I'm not a Democrat anymore,
Speaker 2: I'm a Republican, they will call him every horrible name
Speaker 2: in the world. A woman when a woman leaves, oh,
Speaker 2: you name the degrading, horrible insult, They'll just destroy him
Speaker 2: with it. Because it goes back to what we've talked
Speaker 2: about so many times. They're herd animals. They believe everyone
Speaker 2: must be forced into the herd. That's the true safety,
Speaker 2: that's where happiness is. So imagine somebody who was there
Speaker 2: with them in the herd every step of the way,
Speaker 2: and finally wakes up and says, you know what this
Speaker 2: heard nonsense? I don't need it. That for them threatens
Speaker 2: the entire herd process, and so they go after him viciously.
Speaker 2: So props to Kim and every other former communist listening
Speaker 2: to the show. Now, props to you. If you've gotten
Speaker 2: your dog some rough greens. Do you have any idea
Speaker 2: the conversation I had to have today how hooked into
Speaker 2: this family Fred is Bob actually brought up to me
Speaker 2: that we should get Fred the dog a puppy. I said,
Speaker 2: what she wants to get Fred a pet? This is
Speaker 2: where we are in our home. This is how dogs
Speaker 2: get ahold of us. But this is why we give
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Speaker 2: jess We'll be back. Here's the Jessie Kelly Show on
Speaker 2: a wonderful Thursday. Remember, if you've mists that any part
Speaker 2: of the show, you can download the whole thing. Iheard
Speaker 2: Spotify iTunes. Now I have to do before I get
Speaker 2: back to emails. I have to do something that is
Speaker 2: critically important. This is don't roll your eyes, Chris. This
Speaker 2: is the most important thing we do on the show.
Speaker 2: If you've listened for a while, you know what that is.
Speaker 2: It's not about helping people or saving the country or
Speaker 2: laughing a little bit. The most important thing we do
Speaker 2: on the show, as we point out, when I have
Speaker 2: accurately predicted something so I can receive praise for it.
Speaker 2: That's the most important thing we do. And maybe you
Speaker 2: just got here, or maybe you don't memorize every word.
Speaker 2: So I thought, and this is a little long. But
Speaker 2: just in the interests of accuracy, I thought I would
Speaker 2: have Chris pool a little clip of me. This is
Speaker 2: me from March of two thousand and twenty two, so
Speaker 2: hold on, let me carry them one. That's like three
Speaker 2: years ago. I came on here now. But let me
Speaker 2: set this up. Let me set this up. Andrew Cmo
Speaker 2: was governor of New York. Piece of crap. Democrats wanted
Speaker 2: his seat. They wanted him out of the way, and
Speaker 2: so Democrats ran a campaign knifed Andrew Cuomo out of
Speaker 2: the governor's mansion in New York. He resigned. In the
Speaker 2: wake of Andrew Cuomo resigning, Andrew Cuomo was thought to
Speaker 2: be done. Everyone said, he's finished, He's finished. Oh, he's finished,
Speaker 2: he's finished. Well, this is me from twenty three, playing
Speaker 2: me from back in twenty two. Just I wanted you
Speaker 2: to get the full grasp of what I said and
Speaker 2: when I said it. Please Chris back in March of
Speaker 2: twenty twenty two. I'm sure you have every show memorized.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when I came on the air and
Speaker 2: I said this, why is Andrew Cuomo coming back? I mean, millionaire,
Speaker 2: wealthy family friends in high places. I don't care how
Speaker 2: persona non grata it is. Andrew Cuomo could simply wait
Speaker 2: a couple months, maybe a year, if he has to
Speaker 2: do a lot of fishing on his yacht, pretend to
Speaker 2: like his dog and his wife. Come back and sit
Speaker 2: on some board of some finance firm. Couple million bucks
Speaker 2: a Ye're not hard to find those in New York.
Speaker 2: They grow on trees. Back well, come back at all. Well,
Speaker 2: he's sitting on all this power. He's sitting on eighteen
Speaker 2: million dollars. And the nature of man. The nature of
Speaker 2: man is to use power when you have power. Andrew
Speaker 2: Cuomo gone? Is that some kind of a joke? Is
Speaker 2: a traditional political family. We got them all over this country.
Speaker 2: How many of them ever leave? From the Clintons to
Speaker 2: the bushes to everyone else. You can't get rid of them.
Speaker 2: These people get in there and they want to stay
Speaker 2: in there, and then their kids get in there, and
Speaker 2: then their kids get in there. Why because they can?
Speaker 2: Why would Andrew Cuomo come back after all that disgrace,
Speaker 2: national disgrace. Well, eighteen million dollars buys yourself a lot
Speaker 2: of power headline from the New York Post today, Andrew
Speaker 2: Cuomo would quote trounce Eric Adams in a Democrat primary
Speaker 2: for mayor. The polls show just remember who told you?
Speaker 2: Right as soon as Magic Fingers got kicked out of
Speaker 2: office in New York who remember who told you he
Speaker 2: would most definitely be back? Okay, it's me back to
Speaker 2: modern day. February twentieth, twenty twenty five, and there is
Speaker 2: a story I need to bring to you. As a journalist,
Speaker 2: it's my job to bring you this story. It's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 2: There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse.
Speaker 2: Please kiss my baby. YESI Jesse, Jesse, Jesse Jesse. This
Speaker 2: is from News twelve in New York City. Former New
Speaker 2: York Governor Andrew Cuomo will announce his candidacy for mayor
Speaker 2: of New York City by the end of the month.
Speaker 2: Don't say you hate this job, Chris. Don't say hate
Speaker 2: this job. You need to be happy for me. Why
Speaker 2: I don't understand why you always get like this. You
Speaker 2: should appreciate basking in my wisdom every single day. Don't
Speaker 2: you appreciate that? Do you realize how lucky you truly are?
Speaker 2: Doctor Jesse? You always tell us your new listeners need
Speaker 2: to learn who you are as your mentor would tell
Speaker 2: you to repeat stories. I'm a longtime listener. I lost
Speaker 2: my grandpa world War two vet last Friday, and I
Speaker 2: could use a good laugh. Could you tell the story
Speaker 2: about the goldfish I heard years ago? And please play
Speaker 2: the bar for my grandpa texts. I think we'd probably
Speaker 2: do better than that World War two veteran gets more
Speaker 2: than the bar he gets taps two mm. Sorry about
Speaker 2: your grandpa, brother. I hate I hate seeing these World
Speaker 2: War two vets go, and they're all they're all going
Speaker 2: now right out the time time is undefeated. But that's sad.
Speaker 2: So look, in honor of texts, I will tell you
Speaker 2: the fish story in just a moment. Before I get
Speaker 2: to that. Let's save a life tonight. Let's actually do
Speaker 2: something that does matter, not me patting myself on the back.
Speaker 2: Babies matter. No one fights for them, meaning if the
Speaker 2: baby is in the womb and mom decides to kill it,
Speaker 2: the baby doesn't have a chance, no chance, because there's
Speaker 2: no advocate, can't defend themselves. That's what makes it so
Speaker 2: freaking sad, and that's why I despise abortions so much.
Speaker 2: But it's not enough just to hate it. How are
Speaker 2: we going to save that baby? Well, why don't we
Speaker 2: introduce that mother who's about to kill it to her baby.
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Speaker 2: who are about to abort their babies. And when they
Speaker 2: do that, it's something from God. When that woman hears
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Speaker 2: Story next a Jesse Kelly show on a Thursday. The
Speaker 2: week is almost over, and I owe you a story
Speaker 2: about fish right now because we're going to honor somebody's
Speaker 2: World War two veteran grandpa figure that's worth it. I
Speaker 2: know what that loss hurts like. So let's go ahead
Speaker 2: and well here's how it is. Let me rewind talk
Speaker 2: about early life. When the Kellys started having kids. When
Speaker 2: aub and I started having kids, we discovered sadly that James,
Speaker 2: our oldest, has an allergy. Had I should probably say
Speaker 2: not the giveaway the game, but had an allergy to
Speaker 2: pet hair. It was nothing deadly, kind of meaning if
Speaker 2: he was petting your dog, petting your cat something like that,
Speaker 2: he would get hives and they would itch him and
Speaker 2: they would bother him things like that. But nothing horrible,
Speaker 2: I said, kind of, not deadly, because where it did
Speaker 2: get kind of scary is when we had him on horses.
Speaker 2: It would get into his lungs. Well, I should say,
Speaker 2: the one time we had him on horses, it got
Speaker 2: into his lungs. His throat started to close up. We
Speaker 2: got him benadryl loosened it up. He was fine. Everything
Speaker 2: turned out to be fine, But okay, we have a
Speaker 2: son with pet hair allergies. Now. I grew up with dogs.
Speaker 2: We always had dogs, airdales and labs and beagles and
Speaker 2: things like that. So I like dogs obviously. But Ab
Speaker 2: and I had kind of decided when we were early
Speaker 2: on that we really are adventurous, like we love to
Speaker 2: just drop everything's let's move here, let's drop everything and
Speaker 2: go here. We didn't want anything to kind of tie
Speaker 2: us down. We didn't want an extra obligation, I'll put
Speaker 2: it that way. That combined with James's allergy, kind of
Speaker 2: it signed us out on dogs. Hey, look, we're not
Speaker 2: gonna get a dog, and I would never own a cat,
Speaker 2: so we're just not gonna have a pet like that.
Speaker 2: But we have two young boys. Boys love dogs, you
Speaker 2: can't help it. And it starts to melt your heart
Speaker 2: and break your heart a little bit every time they
Speaker 2: run into a dog. James can't even go pet it.
Speaker 2: Luke's all over the thing, and you're thinking, gosh, I
Speaker 2: gotta get the boys some kind of pet. You know,
Speaker 2: A dog at that point in our mind wasn't even
Speaker 2: an option. We gotta get them something. You gotta get
Speaker 2: them something. We finally decide, hey, they're young. Now, they're
Speaker 2: I would say Luke is four at this point, four
Speaker 2: or five. I don't remember. Now it's been a while.
Speaker 2: I could probably figure it out exactly, but I would
Speaker 2: say Luke is probably four or five at this point
Speaker 2: in time. We decide we're going to get them a
Speaker 2: couple of fish. That's it, a couple of fish. Betas
Speaker 2: are the name of the fish. They like goldfish. Whatever.
Speaker 2: We take them down to Pet Smart. We get them
Speaker 2: a little fish tank. You've gone through this in your life.
Speaker 2: I did it when I was a kid. Gotta meet
Speaker 2: your beta. Now, what I'm about to say is actually
Speaker 2: important to the story. We let them name their own fish,
Speaker 2: and Luke at first tried to name me. Look, he's
Speaker 2: a young boy. He tried to name his fish butt fish.
Speaker 2: Really really, really funny. Because boys, oh, Chris, we have
Speaker 2: this on video. If you remind me, I'll try to
Speaker 2: bring in. I'll try to bring in the video of
Speaker 2: the boys laughing about their fish names. They're sitting there
Speaker 2: laughing mistinkly. What if we named him butt snake? Ha
Speaker 2: ha haa what snake? They're just idiots, right, boys are idiots.
Speaker 2: We're idiots. What are you gonna do? They wanted to
Speaker 2: He wanted to name his fish butt snake. We said no, no,
Speaker 2: you're not naming the fish butt snake. Come up with
Speaker 2: something else, he says, Okay. He decides to name it Buttery.
Speaker 2: That is going to be important. Stay with me, Buttery.
Speaker 2: Fast forward a little bit now, James was very diligent
Speaker 2: about taking care of his fish, and so, of course
Speaker 2: his fish died in two weeks. James wasn't that broken
Speaker 2: up about it. No big deal. Flushing down a toilet,
Speaker 2: life goes on, No big deal, Luke Luke was not
Speaker 2: diligent about his fish. Because Luke didn't care about his fish,
Speaker 2: His fish would starve for two or three days until
Speaker 2: aubur And we're trying to teach him responsibility. Did you
Speaker 2: feed your fish? Feed your fish, learn responsibility. We're trying
Speaker 2: to get that through to him. So he didn't care
Speaker 2: about the fish. He didn't care about Buttery the fish.
Speaker 2: Do you hear what I'm saying. He didn't care about it. Now,
Speaker 2: We were hoping Buttery would pass on before Christmas time
Speaker 2: because we used to. We don't really do this as
Speaker 2: much anymore. We used to go every other year with
Speaker 2: our families on Christmas, meaning my family's in Montana. We
Speaker 2: fly to Montana one year. The next year we go
Speaker 2: back to Ohio with ABB's family. That's how it was going.
Speaker 2: It was time to go back and see ABB's family
Speaker 2: Christmas time. Christmas is coming up. I'm selling our v's
Speaker 2: at the time. Okay, I'm selling our v's. Christmas is
Speaker 2: coming up. We're leaving town. We don't want to have
Speaker 2: to pay someone to come feed the dumbfish. We don't
Speaker 2: want to starve the fish to death either. We're not
Speaker 2: freaking monsters, but we really just want the dumbfish to die.
Speaker 2: If the fish would just die, then it solves the problem.
Speaker 2: We don't have to have a pet sitter or anything
Speaker 2: like that. So Bob and I together together, which she
Speaker 2: denies to this day. Together, we come up with a plant.
Speaker 2: Because I'm selling our v's, I don't get as much
Speaker 2: time off of work. She's going to take off early
Speaker 2: back to Ohio. A couple of days before I was
Speaker 2: to go back hang with the fam. I'll try to
Speaker 2: sell some stuff. Come back in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: And our plan was, Hey, Luke doesn't care about the
Speaker 2: fish anyway. I don't want to pay someone, give someone
Speaker 2: access to the house. When you guys leave, I will
Speaker 2: flush the fish down the toilet. Luke doesn't even care
Speaker 2: care about it. If he even remembers it, we'll just
Speaker 2: tell him it died when you left. We agreed on
Speaker 2: this together. Aubrey will argue against that, she's a liar.
Speaker 2: We agreed on this together. She takes off for the boys.
Speaker 2: I go in, I flush the fish. Okay, a big deal.
Speaker 2: We go back to Ohio Christmas time, get back and
Speaker 2: I need to stress this. We were back for a
Speaker 2: day at least at least before Luke looks around and says, hey,
Speaker 2: what happened to my fish? And you know how direct
Speaker 2: I am. Chris would call it rude, but you know
Speaker 2: how direct I am. I always figure it's best to
Speaker 2: just rip it like a band aid. So I looked
Speaker 2: up at Luke. He was standing above us upstairs looking down.
Speaker 2: It was aub and I in the living room. I
Speaker 2: looked up at Luke and I say, Buddy, he died.
Speaker 2: I flushed him down the toilet when you left. Luke
Speaker 2: looks at me, not an ounce of emotion, but then
Speaker 2: looks over at Aubrey and she's a mom. She's already
Speaker 2: giving him the puppy dog guys, ready for her baby
Speaker 2: to start crying. And the second Luke is a very savvy,
Speaker 2: savvy person. The second he sniffs her weakness, he starts
Speaker 2: to break down and cry. She calls him down, stares,
Speaker 2: he crawls into our lap. She's holding him. He's starting
Speaker 2: to cry. I can tell I know what a real
Speaker 2: Luke cry is, and this was not a real Luke cry.
Speaker 2: And she is doing the mother thing. She's staring daggers
Speaker 2: at me, like you murderer, how could you do such
Speaker 2: a thing, and I know that this is a put
Speaker 2: on from Luke. I know the tears are not real.
Speaker 2: So I jump in at this moment and I say, oh, look,
Speaker 2: you're really sad about the fish. What was his name?
Speaker 2: Now in this moment, the sobs stop, because you can
Speaker 2: tell Luke his mind is going a mile a minute
Speaker 2: trying to remember the name of the beloved fish that
Speaker 2: he's heartbroken about. He starts to ignore me and cry again,
Speaker 2: and I said, no, no, no, no no, what is
Speaker 2: the name of the fish you are supposedly so sorry
Speaker 2: about the fish you're weeping about. And he looks up
Speaker 2: and he goes swimmy A. What a filthy liar. And
Speaker 2: what he did worked like a charm on my life.
Speaker 2: We were at pet Smart that night buying a lizard,
Speaker 2: a bearded dragon, which he also didn't feed, and this
Speaker 2: time I gave it away to somebody who would actually
Speaker 2: care for the pet. That is the story of the fish,
Speaker 2: where I was manipulated into upgrading a pet because ab
Speaker 2: is soft and her baby was faking sad. I'll never
Speaker 2: forgive Luke to this day, and to this day, both
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Speaker 2: couple audio bits I didn't get to before I get
Speaker 2: to headlines. Trump actually answered questions about this golden Fort
Speaker 2: Knox controversy. Now, I don't know. I haven't been in
Speaker 2: Fort Knox. I don't know. My only experience with Fort
Speaker 2: Knox is watching the James Bond movie Goldfingers, So I
Speaker 2: don't know. But this is a conspiracy theory that's gaining
Speaker 2: traction that someone stole all the gold. It's gotten to
Speaker 2: the years of the President of the United States of America,
Speaker 2: and I think he's going We're going to go into
Speaker 2: Fort Knox to make sure the gold is there. I
Speaker 2: think you know that. We're going to go into Fort Knox,
Speaker 2: Do you know that? But we're going to go to
Speaker 2: Fort Knocks the favor of Fort Knocks to make sure
Speaker 2: the gold is there. If the gold isn't there, we're
Speaker 2: going to be very upset. What if the gold isn't there.
Speaker 2: And it's not that I'm ruining against my country or
Speaker 2: anything like that, but the sick part of my brain
Speaker 2: almost wants it to be gone, just so we can
Speaker 2: dig into the mystery of where the gold go? What, Chris,
Speaker 2: what do you know where it went? What? Chris? It
Speaker 2: was a question. I wasn't an accusation. I thought maybe
Speaker 2: you would have some connections. Never mind anyway, Jade answers
Speaker 2: to what Chris was. Oh, oh my gosh, what if
Speaker 2: you're right? Chris just said, what if there's a map
Speaker 2: to the missing gold? All? Please? I need to be
Speaker 2: on this trip so bad. Oh my gosh, my hopes
Speaker 2: are so far up now, Chris, they're so far up now.
Speaker 2: And you know how bad I am at escape rooms
Speaker 2: and problem solving. I would be terrible following the treasure map.
Speaker 2: But what if this is my redemption? Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I need to be on this jd Vance had a
Speaker 2: lot more to say today. Our message to.
Speaker 4: The drug traffickers is get the hell out of our country.
Speaker 2: Your free ride is over.
Speaker 4: Because President Trump is back in the Oval office.
Speaker 2: That is, you're not welcome.
Speaker 4: You were never welcome according to the American people, but
Speaker 4: unfortunately you had President Joe Biden, who allows you to
Speaker 4: run free over the United States of America. And Donald
Speaker 4: Trump has said, your terrorist organizations, we're going to go
Speaker 4: after you, We're going to wage war on you, and
Speaker 4: certainly we want you out of the United States of America.
Speaker 2: And that's an important message. Of course. Gosh, that's freaking awesome.
Speaker 2: I also love that we finally have a GOP that
Speaker 2: is not afraid to speak to men. You've heard me
Speaker 2: rant about this so many times, that every part of
Speaker 2: our political system has been geared towards women. Forever. Everything
Speaker 2: is about women. I'm not saying women should be ignored,
Speaker 2: but everything a Democrat and Republican women. Look at how
Speaker 2: many women we need women outreach. How do we get
Speaker 2: more women women, women, women, women, this, women, that women.
Speaker 2: But what's happened is our culture has gone that way.
Speaker 2: Is men, especially young men, young men, feel like societies
Speaker 2: turn their backs on them. They do. You hear it all.
Speaker 2: I hear it so many times from young men. I
Speaker 2: get all these emails from young men. It breaks my heart.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm old, I'm past that point in life. You know,
Speaker 2: if I have a career, family, things like that. But
Speaker 2: young men will tell me all the time. Now they
Speaker 2: feel like everything's against them. They don't ever hear someone
Speaker 2: speak like this to them. I like that we finally
Speaker 2: have a party willing to speak like that.
Speaker 4: Chriss Lensky, his country wouldn't exist without the.
Speaker 2: Gen That's completely the wrong audio cut. Maybe the young
Speaker 2: men are mad about Zelensky too, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: was trying to press this one.
Speaker 4: My message to young men is I think that our
Speaker 4: culture sends a message to young men that you should
Speaker 4: suppress every masculine urge. You should try to cast aside
Speaker 4: your family. You should try to suppress what makes you
Speaker 4: a young man in the first place. And I think
Speaker 4: that my message to young men is, don't allow this
Speaker 4: broken culture to send you a message that you're a
Speaker 4: bad person because you're a man, because you like to
Speaker 4: tell a joke, because you like to have a beer
Speaker 4: with your friends, or because you're competitive. The cultural message
Speaker 4: is I think that it wants to turn everybody into
Speaker 4: whether male or female, into androgynous idiots who think the same,
Speaker 4: talk the same, and act the same. We actually think
Speaker 4: God made male and female for a purpose, and we
Speaker 4: want you guys to thrive as young men and as
Speaker 4: young women. And we're going to help with our public
Speaker 4: policy to make it possible to do that.
Speaker 2: Pretty good stuff. Kevin has it. I probably should have
Speaker 2: done some of this earlier in the show. I was
Speaker 2: talking about Fish Kevin Hasseid, he's the National Economic Council Director.
Speaker 2: He addressed the inflation stuff the Trump administration knows is
Speaker 2: something they have to tax.
Speaker 5: Are we doing it? Well, we're doing it with a
Speaker 5: plan that involves like every level of fighting inflation. First
Speaker 5: the backro economic level. We're cutting spending. We're cutting spending
Speaker 5: in negotiations with people on the hill. We're cutting spending
Speaker 5: with the advice of our IT consultant, Elon Musk. And
Speaker 5: then we're also looking into supplies. I thinks like restoring
Speaker 5: Trump's tax cuts, maybe even expensing new factories so that
Speaker 5: there is an explosion of supply. If you have an
Speaker 5: explosion of supply and a reduction in government demand, then
Speaker 5: inflation goes way down.
Speaker 2: Let's hope we get it down.
Speaker 5: And now here's a headline.
Speaker 2: But you know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2: New Pool reveals Americans support Elon Musk and doge Will
Speaker 2: Dems continue with lawsuits despite the mandate. Yet Democrats are
Speaker 2: in a pickle. They have no other choice. They have
Speaker 2: to oppose loudly everything Republicans do, even if it's popular.
Speaker 2: That's why you have idiots like this on the news
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: What they're going to do is say, hey, we want
Speaker 1: to give you a refund, but Congress won't let us
Speaker 1: because they already know that there's just no money for that.
Speaker 1: We had a once in a lifetime pandemic. The bad
Speaker 1: part is that I don't know if it's once in
Speaker 1: a lifetime because we know that Ebola, unfortunately was Detective Gosh.
Speaker 2: I hope Jasmine Crockett becomes the face and voice of
Speaker 2: the Democrat Party. There's nothing better for us. Colorado bill
Speaker 2: to require false gender identity recorded on death certificates. It's
Speaker 2: saddeness be what happens to Colorado. I think Colorado is
Speaker 2: right behind California in for me as far as the
Speaker 2: state rankings go. That I'm angry about meaning I'm angry
Speaker 2: the communists destroyed it. Organ Gosh I love Organ. VP
Speaker 2: Vance will raise free speech issues with the UK government
Speaker 2: during the official visit next week. Apparently Trump has just
Speaker 2: decided to send JD. Vance all over Europe to scold
Speaker 2: those filthy little tyrants in their free speech and how
Speaker 2: awful they are, and I love it. Bombshell revelation shows
Speaker 2: FAUCI authorized two hundred and forty one million dollars for
Speaker 2: transgender surgeries and experiments on animals. And remember those are
Speaker 2: those those are your funds. That's your money. VW to
Speaker 2: build addies porsches in the US to avoid tariffs. It
Speaker 2: looks like, at least so far, they're working as intended.
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