Speaker 1: Gee one with Linchintaco, Orlando's rock station one oh one
Speaker 1: one w jr R. Right before we get into this,
Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes to get a vote in on the
Speaker 1: jar Facebook page for this morning. As you say, we
Speaker 1: play it in honor of the final Black Sabbath performances.
Speaker 1: They go back to the beginning in Birmingham, England, this Saturday,
Speaker 1: Black Sabbath. Three classics from Sabbath. You tell us which
Speaker 1: one snowblind symptom of the universe or we're going to
Speaker 1: go into the void.
Speaker 2: I think that's very cool that you did that in
Speaker 2: honor of them. Don't forget get your vote in JR
Speaker 2: or Facebook page like Pat's had fifteen minutes, but don't forget.
Speaker 3: Somebody who votes is winning nine inch nailsticks. All right,
Speaker 3: there you go, nine o'clock. You have until get that done.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I gotta get the recorder ready, gain I have.
Speaker 1: A final entry for headline of the week consideration as
Speaker 1: the timeline has moved up a little bit because of
Speaker 1: the pending holiday tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Okay, you ready? You have to here's your fate? You
Speaker 2: mean pending holiday? Is it gonna it may not happen. Well,
Speaker 2: it's hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, ready, Naked man assaulted two people with wood.
Speaker 3: You're such a child. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Right the headlines and then I just spot him and
Speaker 1: bring him for consideration. There's headline of the week number
Speaker 1: five to compete with the previous four, and we're throwing
Speaker 1: it into the court of the listeners to decide anyway.
Speaker 1: But the final entry was naked man assaulted two people
Speaker 1: with wood. You can read that a number of ways.
Speaker 2: That's why I said, you're such a child, and that's
Speaker 2: coming from a child.
Speaker 3: All right, you're ready for the headline of the week.
Speaker 3: Number one player back.
Speaker 4: Texas fan beat up ice cream truck driver after wrongly
Speaker 4: assuming he was a perve.
Speaker 3: Okay, perv ice cream. There's number one.
Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta write these on the back perv ice cream.
Speaker 1: You all are gonna decide it. Two two, five, two six.
Speaker 1: We go through the rest of ideotology the other contenders.
Speaker 1: Contender number two, thirty eight year old worker found it
Speaker 1: dead after getting stuck in an industrial oven at a
Speaker 1: Missouri serial.
Speaker 2: Plant oven incident.
Speaker 3: Okay, h Next is.
Speaker 4: Nineteen year old beach man with plunger covers him in
Speaker 4: bleach then kidnaps his.
Speaker 1: Child, budgeting with the plunger down, bouncing and bleach, and
Speaker 1: completing the trifecta with kidnapping his kid.
Speaker 3: All right, hold on one more go.
Speaker 4: Detroit gas station clerk who shot black man through locked
Speaker 4: door over beef jerky claimed he had no idea how
Speaker 4: the bullet fired and pleaded for mercy.
Speaker 3: The judge had other plants.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna call that beef jerky.
Speaker 1: And then you've got the naked man assaulting two people
Speaker 1: with wood as your fifth naked assault. Final consideration.
Speaker 2: Okay, two two five two six is where you need
Speaker 2: to get your votes in if you're able to text
Speaker 2: it in. Don't if you're driving, obviously. Uh two two
Speaker 2: five two six? Are you going with perv ice cream man,
Speaker 2: oven incident, plunge, your beat down, beef jerky or naked
Speaker 2: man naked man?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll get back and crown the headline of
Speaker 1: the week here after we go through these other two stories.
Speaker 3: That was a lot, but it's invigorating to do.
Speaker 1: Okay, Actually, I didn't even get into the the naked
Speaker 1: guy with wood. Yeah, that was in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Guy was completely nude on a Tuesday afternoon, two thirty
Speaker 1: in the afternoon, holding a wooden post. Uh went it
Speaker 1: to a guy in a car and assaulted him with
Speaker 1: the wood and then took off. Shortly after that, he
Speaker 1: walked up to a woman eating lunch in her car,
Speaker 1: hit her on the arm with the wood, and then
Speaker 1: tried to steal her car. He couldn't figure out how
Speaker 1: to get it into drive. Never got it. I don't
Speaker 1: know this guy. He was later tracked down, of course,
Speaker 1: outside of a strip mall.
Speaker 3: The naked mouth would.
Speaker 2: If they would have put that in there, if they
Speaker 2: would have said naked man assaulted to people with would
Speaker 2: arrested at strip mall. That But anyway, two two five,
Speaker 2: two six, it's your get your vote, not ours.
Speaker 3: Indianapolis.
Speaker 1: Uh, a teenager armed with what's being described as a
Speaker 1: machine gun, was arrested twice within forty eight hours. Okay,
Speaker 1: if he has a machine gun, right, this is where
Speaker 1: it gets confusing the definition of machine gun. No, it's
Speaker 1: not like machine gun America where you go, yeah, places cool.
Speaker 3: By the way, remember that A Yeah. No, it's not
Speaker 3: like that. This is one of those homemade ones.
Speaker 1: No, he's got one of the those devices that will
Speaker 1: convert any gun into automatic basically, and they're calling it
Speaker 1: a machine gun. So he was spotted flashing this near
Speaker 1: a crowded downtown area. Police closed in on him. He
Speaker 1: took off on foot, and he threw the thing I guess,
Speaker 1: off of a thirty story or thirty feet down between
Speaker 1: two buildings, and they couldn't find it, so they had
Speaker 1: to let him go. They didn't have the evidence, and
Speaker 1: then apparently the next day they were able to scale
Speaker 1: down in between these two buildings, retrieve the evidence, and
Speaker 1: then arrest him again the next day on the charges
Speaker 1: of having the machine gun.
Speaker 3: But the first day they didn't arrest him.
Speaker 2: They doug anybody with a machine gun in a downtown area, now.
Speaker 3: It should be kept in they saw the gun. I
Speaker 3: don't care. This is just exactly exactly this guy I
Speaker 3: was up to no good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's never gonna learn if you don't stick it
Speaker 2: to the man. God, go in there, put him in
Speaker 2: jail and say that he was like a woman beater
Speaker 2: or something. All right, kids, just to make up charges.
Speaker 2: This doesn't happen. To put the fear of God in him.
Speaker 2: From the inmates, you know that can't stand scared straight, deal, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm looking at him. Just we're I know, we still
Speaker 2: have another story. I'm kind of scanning the all our
Speaker 2: listeners are just the same as US immature.
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: And finally, news that one hundred and thirty nine year
Speaker 1: old company here in the United States is filing for
Speaker 1: bankruptcy reorganization. And it does kind of make sense when
Speaker 1: you think of del Monte canned food, can veg cheese
Speaker 1: and stuff by del Monte green beans. Yeah, they're they're
Speaker 1: they're filing for bankruptcy. But that's crazy. Why would that
Speaker 1: make sense to you? It makes total sense to me
Speaker 1: because do.
Speaker 3: You people want fresh Yeah? Do you buy can? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll pour a can of that minus the water,
Speaker 2: just the can and a big chunk of butter, salt
Speaker 2: and pepper and head a rock.
Speaker 1: The only can veggies I buy, and it's technically a
Speaker 1: fruit or tomatoes like stewed tomatoes or uh could I
Speaker 1: call an audible on that? And and uh colors, thank you,
Speaker 1: Old Glory. That's the only two, honest to god that
Speaker 1: I big beans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, baked beans.
Speaker 2: But if anybody ever wants the trick, don't don't even
Speaker 2: go into what it is it's a magical free it's yeah.
Speaker 3: The more you eat though, anyway, anybody that.
Speaker 2: Wants to do collars without having a you know, drive up,
Speaker 2: cook them up and this that coy, no doubt, old
Speaker 2: glory in a can put there by a man. No,
Speaker 2: you just pour those into a into a into a
Speaker 2: pot and yeah and half a stick of butter minimum
Speaker 2: make him as unhealthy as possible.
Speaker 3: Gone, I could go for some right now.
Speaker 1: Although those will those will be flown this weekend with
Speaker 1: Arcus del Monte though is reorganizing. They're not going away.
Speaker 1: So anyway, all right, we got a crown the headline
Speaker 1: of the week. What say the Listeners's a wide variety
Speaker 1: to choose from here.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna start reading and you keep track. I
Speaker 2: think you're gonna find the winter pretty simple. Naked man
Speaker 2: would plunge your plunge your beat down of an incident,
Speaker 2: naked assault, naked man assault naked man, naked man plunge
Speaker 2: your beat down. Wood would naked assault, nagad assault, naked wood,
Speaker 2: naked man.
Speaker 3: With wood.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's one guy with the beef jerky, probably just
Speaker 2: because the headline said black man, Come on, what the hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, naked man. Holy cow, naked I've never seen so
Speaker 3: many naked man. Are you saying came in strong last minute?
Speaker 3: And uh, you know the naked man came in strong.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Its congratulations, sir, you have more childish been responsible for
Speaker 1: headline of the week
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