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<v Speaker 1>Gee one with Linchintaco, Orlando's rock station one oh one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R. Right before we get into this,

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<v Speaker 1>about fifteen minutes to get a vote in on the

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<v Speaker 1>jar Facebook page for this morning. As you say, we

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<v Speaker 1>play it in honor of the final Black Sabbath performances.

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<v Speaker 1>They go back to the beginning in Birmingham, England, this Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>Black Sabbath. Three classics from Sabbath. You tell us which

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<v Speaker 1>one snowblind symptom of the universe or we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>go into the void.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's very cool that you did that in

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<v Speaker 2>honor of them. Don't forget get your vote in JR

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<v Speaker 2>or Facebook page like Pat's had fifteen minutes, but don't forget.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody who votes is winning nine inch nailsticks. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>there you go, nine o'clock. You have until get that done.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, I gotta get the recorder ready, gain I have.

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<v Speaker 1>A final entry for headline of the week consideration as

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<v Speaker 1>the timeline has moved up a little bit because of

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<v Speaker 1>the pending holiday tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you ready? You have to here's your fate? You

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<v Speaker 2>mean pending holiday? Is it gonna it may not happen. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's hasn't happened yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, ready, Naked man assaulted two people with wood.

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<v Speaker 3>You're such a child. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Right the headlines and then I just spot him and

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<v Speaker 1>bring him for consideration. There's headline of the week number

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<v Speaker 1>five to compete with the previous four, and we're throwing

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<v Speaker 1>it into the court of the listeners to decide anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>But the final entry was naked man assaulted two people

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<v Speaker 1>with wood. You can read that a number of ways.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I said, you're such a child, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>coming from a child.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you're ready for the headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one player back.

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<v Speaker 4>Texas fan beat up ice cream truck driver after wrongly

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<v Speaker 4>assuming he was a perve.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, perv ice cream. There's number one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I gotta write these on the back perv ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>You all are gonna decide it. Two two, five, two six.

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<v Speaker 1>We go through the rest of ideotology the other contenders.

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<v Speaker 1>Contender number two, thirty eight year old worker found it

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<v Speaker 1>dead after getting stuck in an industrial oven at a

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<v Speaker 1>Missouri serial.

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<v Speaker 2>Plant oven incident.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, h Next is.

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<v Speaker 4>Nineteen year old beach man with plunger covers him in

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<v Speaker 4>bleach then kidnaps his.

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<v Speaker 1>Child, budgeting with the plunger down, bouncing and bleach, and

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<v Speaker 1>completing the trifecta with kidnapping his kid.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, hold on one more go.

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<v Speaker 4>Detroit gas station clerk who shot black man through locked

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<v Speaker 4>door over beef jerky claimed he had no idea how

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<v Speaker 4>the bullet fired and pleaded for mercy.

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<v Speaker 3>The judge had other plants.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're gonna call that beef jerky.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you've got the naked man assaulting two people

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<v Speaker 1>with wood as your fifth naked assault. Final consideration.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, two two five two six is where you need

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<v Speaker 2>to get your votes in if you're able to text

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<v Speaker 2>it in. Don't if you're driving, obviously. Uh two two

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<v Speaker 2>five two six? Are you going with perv ice cream man,

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<v Speaker 2>oven incident, plunge, your beat down, beef jerky or naked

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<v Speaker 2>man naked man?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll get back and crown the headline of

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<v Speaker 1>the week here after we go through these other two stories.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a lot, but it's invigorating to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Actually, I didn't even get into the the naked

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<v Speaker 1>guy with wood. Yeah, that was in Raleigh, North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy was completely nude on a Tuesday afternoon, two thirty

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<v Speaker 1>in the afternoon, holding a wooden post. Uh went it

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<v Speaker 1>to a guy in a car and assaulted him with

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<v Speaker 1>the wood and then took off. Shortly after that, he

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<v Speaker 1>walked up to a woman eating lunch in her car,

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<v Speaker 1>hit her on the arm with the wood, and then

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<v Speaker 1>tried to steal her car. He couldn't figure out how

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<v Speaker 1>to get it into drive. Never got it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know this guy. He was later tracked down, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>outside of a strip mall.

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<v Speaker 3>The naked mouth would.

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<v Speaker 2>If they would have put that in there, if they

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<v Speaker 2>would have said naked man assaulted to people with would

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<v Speaker 2>arrested at strip mall. That But anyway, two two five,

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<v Speaker 2>two six, it's your get your vote, not ours.

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<v Speaker 3>Indianapolis.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, a teenager armed with what's being described as a

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<v Speaker 1>machine gun, was arrested twice within forty eight hours. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if he has a machine gun, right, this is where

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<v Speaker 1>it gets confusing the definition of machine gun. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like machine gun America where you go, yeah, places cool.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, remember that A Yeah. No, it's not

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<v Speaker 3>like that. This is one of those homemade ones.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's got one of the those devices that will

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<v Speaker 1>convert any gun into automatic basically, and they're calling it

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<v Speaker 1>a machine gun. So he was spotted flashing this near

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<v Speaker 1>a crowded downtown area. Police closed in on him. He

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<v Speaker 1>took off on foot, and he threw the thing I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>off of a thirty story or thirty feet down between

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<v Speaker 1>two buildings, and they couldn't find it, so they had

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<v Speaker 1>to let him go. They didn't have the evidence, and

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<v Speaker 1>then apparently the next day they were able to scale

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<v Speaker 1>down in between these two buildings, retrieve the evidence, and

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<v Speaker 1>then arrest him again the next day on the charges

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<v Speaker 1>of having the machine gun.

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<v Speaker 3>But the first day they didn't arrest him.

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<v Speaker 2>They doug anybody with a machine gun in a downtown area, now.

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<v Speaker 3>It should be kept in they saw the gun. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't care. This is just exactly exactly this guy I

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<v Speaker 3>was up to no good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's never gonna learn if you don't stick it

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<v Speaker 2>to the man. God, go in there, put him in

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<v Speaker 2>jail and say that he was like a woman beater

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<v Speaker 2>or something. All right, kids, just to make up charges.

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<v Speaker 2>This doesn't happen. To put the fear of God in him.

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<v Speaker 2>From the inmates, you know that can't stand scared straight, deal, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at him. Just we're I know, we still

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<v Speaker 2>have another story. I'm kind of scanning the all our

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<v Speaker 2>listeners are just the same as US immature.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>And finally, news that one hundred and thirty nine year

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<v Speaker 1>old company here in the United States is filing for

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<v Speaker 1>bankruptcy reorganization. And it does kind of make sense when

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<v Speaker 1>you think of del Monte canned food, can veg cheese

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff by del Monte green beans. Yeah, they're they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're filing for bankruptcy. But that's crazy. Why would that

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<v Speaker 1>make sense to you? It makes total sense to me

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<v Speaker 1>because do.

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<v Speaker 3>You people want fresh Yeah? Do you buy can? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I'll pour a can of that minus the water,

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<v Speaker 2>just the can and a big chunk of butter, salt

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<v Speaker 2>and pepper and head a rock.

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<v Speaker 1>The only can veggies I buy, and it's technically a

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<v Speaker 1>fruit or tomatoes like stewed tomatoes or uh could I

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<v Speaker 1>call an audible on that? And and uh colors, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Old Glory. That's the only two, honest to god that

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<v Speaker 1>I big beans.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, baked beans.

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<v Speaker 2>But if anybody ever wants the trick, don't don't even

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<v Speaker 2>go into what it is it's a magical free it's yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The more you eat though, anyway, anybody that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wants to do collars without having a you know, drive up,

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<v Speaker 2>cook them up and this that coy, no doubt, old

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<v Speaker 2>glory in a can put there by a man. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you just pour those into a into a into a

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<v Speaker 2>pot and yeah and half a stick of butter minimum

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<v Speaker 2>make him as unhealthy as possible.

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<v Speaker 3>Gone, I could go for some right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Although those will those will be flown this weekend with

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<v Speaker 1>Arcus del Monte though is reorganizing. They're not going away.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, all right, we got a crown the headline

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<v Speaker 1>of the week. What say the Listeners's a wide variety

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<v Speaker 1>to choose from here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna start reading and you keep track. I

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<v Speaker 2>think you're gonna find the winter pretty simple. Naked man

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<v Speaker 2>would plunge your plunge your beat down of an incident,

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<v Speaker 2>naked assault, naked man assault naked man, naked man plunge

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<v Speaker 2>your beat down. Wood would naked assault, nagad assault, naked wood,

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<v Speaker 2>naked man.

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<v Speaker 3>With wood.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's one guy with the beef jerky, probably just

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<v Speaker 2>because the headline said black man, Come on, what the hell?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, naked man. Holy cow, naked I've never seen so

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<v Speaker 3>many naked man. Are you saying came in strong last minute?

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, you know the naked man came in strong.

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<v Speaker 3>I see.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Its congratulations, sir, you have more childish been responsible for

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<v Speaker 1>headline of the week

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