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Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one
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Speaker 2: Taco is not back from a vacation week yet. I
Speaker 2: got a text last night. I guess he went down
Speaker 2: to the keys forgetting that it was Fantasy Fest night.
Speaker 2: It sounds as if he flew down there and then
Speaker 2: went to catch his flight back yesterday he was again.
Speaker 2: I haven't talked to him. I'm just going off these
Speaker 2: texts which I was part of a text chain sounds
Speaker 2: like he went to go to the airport from Marathon
Speaker 2: to Key West and got stuck in traffic because of
Speaker 2: Fantasy Fest and missed his flight. That's what I've been
Speaker 2: able to deduce at this point. So I'm assuming he'll
Speaker 2: be back tomorrow at some point. If there's a flight
Speaker 2: out today, I'm guessing there is, and I'm sure he'll
Speaker 2: have some stories to tell when he eventually does make
Speaker 2: his return to the show. Here, let's begin in Cape Coral.
Speaker 2: Here in Florida, Mother of the Year candidate being accused
Speaker 2: of using well a kid to help her shoplift from
Speaker 2: Targets some pricey items a deluxe coffee maker, slash cappuccino
Speaker 2: type machine, and a vacuum. Thirty three year old Elizabeth
Speaker 2: Novak was caught by lost Prevention staff. Reportedly, she entered
Speaker 2: the target location with some child who was under the
Speaker 2: age of ten. The Lost Prevention officers claimed they saw
Speaker 2: Novak load up a cart with a bunch of items,
Speaker 2: including the coffee machine and the vacuum. Then she had
Speaker 2: the kid take the cart and walk it out of
Speaker 2: the store. Right passenger registers write out the uh and
Speaker 2: that's it's that point where she tried to reconnect with
Speaker 2: the kid and take possession of the cart, and that's
Speaker 2: when the lost prevention officers were standing there ready to
Speaker 2: do their things. She's now facing one count of grand
Speaker 2: larceny and another count of contributing to the delinquency of
Speaker 2: a minor. There's no information on if this was actually
Speaker 2: her kid, or maybe she was watching somebody's kid, but
Speaker 2: does it matter. She's providing a hell of a hell
Speaker 2: of a example here of what not to do. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2: This is where Bob World Order would come in, right
Speaker 2: or would it's you've got the ten year old trying
Speaker 2: to roll out with the stuff unpaid for. Now, this
Speaker 2: this is to see if Bob was here, he would
Speaker 2: have to make an executive decision on what you do
Speaker 2: if you've got a kid under the age of ten
Speaker 2: trying to roll out. Does Bob World Order apply there?
Speaker 2: I don't know, hmm. So this aside for a decision
Speaker 2: from Taco when he gets back. Go to UH India
Speaker 2: for this next one. Twenty three year old guy shows
Speaker 2: up at a hospital uh I can't really pronounce this
Speaker 2: region of India, but anyway, he went to his local
Speaker 2: hospital complaining about stomach problems that he had been experiencing
Speaker 2: for about three days. When the pain failed to subside,
Speaker 2: he finally sought medical attention for the severe abdominal pain,
Speaker 2: difficulty in digesting food, and he was all bloated and
Speaker 2: just felt horrible. The guy thought that the source of
Speaker 2: his illness might be rooted in street food that he
Speaker 2: consumed from a night market a couple of days earlier.
Speaker 2: Thought maybe something fishy with that, so you know, I
Speaker 2: better go get checked out. They proceeded to do an
Speaker 2: n STOP an end of scopy, what a procedure that
Speaker 2: examines the upper part of the gastro intestinal tract try
Speaker 2: to discover what was going on with the guy. They
Speaker 2: did not expect to find what they found a live
Speaker 2: cockroach just kind of chilling in the man's small intestiny. Yes,
Speaker 2: it was still alive, and doctors believed that little bad
Speaker 2: boy was creating all the problems for the dude. Three
Speaker 2: days is things in there alive and just causing issues.
Speaker 2: They were able to actually vacuum the thing out with
Speaker 2: the endoscope. The two channels one for air water infusion
Speaker 2: and the other for suction. So I guess they kind
Speaker 2: of just sucked the cockroachs right out. I'm sorry if
Speaker 2: you're having breakfast right now, by the way, But the
Speaker 2: doctor said that failing to remove the insect as fast
Speaker 2: as possible could have caused serious complications, including infectious diseases.
Speaker 2: That is just disgusting. They speculate that the roach probably
Speaker 2: climbed down his throat what he was sleeping. Ah. He however,
Speaker 2: thinks that he may have actually consumed the roach, as
Speaker 2: it might have been lurking in the street food he had.
Speaker 2: I think that's a valid concern as well. I'm just
Speaker 2: picturing what the late night street food market looks like
Speaker 2: there in that part of India. Who was at But
Speaker 2: so that could be plausible. And then if that wasn't
Speaker 2: disgusting enough, some video footage from SeaWorld in San Antonio,
Speaker 2: Texas where the Killer Whale there was, you know, doing
Speaker 2: his show and let loose in the pool that this
Speaker 2: whale performs in and then proceeded to splash the filthy
Speaker 2: water all across the splash. So that's sea World. Yes,
Speaker 2: this is caught on video by multiple tours. Yes, I'm
Speaker 2: sharing it with you at our Facebook page. How many
Speaker 2: times have you been to our local SeaWorld? Set anywhere
Speaker 2: near the splash, so and it's kind of cool to
Speaker 2: have the you know, especially on a hot summer day.
Speaker 2: But I never really stopped to think about the scenario
Speaker 2: which played out at the SeaWorld in San Antonio. Whales
Speaker 2: got to go, gotta go, and when a killer whales
Speaker 2: got to go. They trust me. When you see this
Speaker 2: on our Facebook page, they really go.
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