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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right. Idiotology has brought you

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<v Speaker 2>by our rock the Bank cash giveaways, which we'll pick

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<v Speaker 2>back up again this morning right around nine oh five.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have thirteen chances each weekday to win one

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars. Pretty simple to play. Have JR or on

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<v Speaker 2>today while you're at work or doing your thing. Get

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<v Speaker 2>the keywords each hour starting at nine oh five, enter

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<v Speaker 2>them at WJR dot com and someone's randomly picked to

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<v Speaker 2>win one thousand bucks. Might as well be you, right,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe double up on your pay for the day. Pretty

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<v Speaker 2>nice nine oh five. I'll remind you before we get closer,

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<v Speaker 2>Taco is not back from a vacation week yet. I

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<v Speaker 2>got a text last night. I guess he went down

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<v Speaker 2>to the keys forgetting that it was Fantasy Fest night.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds as if he flew down there and then

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<v Speaker 2>went to catch his flight back yesterday he was again.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't talked to him. I'm just going off these

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<v Speaker 2>texts which I was part of a text chain sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like he went to go to the airport from Marathon

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<v Speaker 2>to Key West and got stuck in traffic because of

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<v Speaker 2>Fantasy Fest and missed his flight. That's what I've been

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<v Speaker 2>able to deduce at this point. So I'm assuming he'll

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<v Speaker 2>be back tomorrow at some point. If there's a flight

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<v Speaker 2>out today, I'm guessing there is, and I'm sure he'll

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<v Speaker 2>have some stories to tell when he eventually does make

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<v Speaker 2>his return to the show. Here, let's begin in Cape Coral.

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<v Speaker 2>Here in Florida, Mother of the Year candidate being accused

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<v Speaker 2>of using well a kid to help her shoplift from

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<v Speaker 2>Targets some pricey items a deluxe coffee maker, slash cappuccino

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<v Speaker 2>type machine, and a vacuum. Thirty three year old Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 2>Novak was caught by lost Prevention staff. Reportedly, she entered

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<v Speaker 2>the target location with some child who was under the

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<v Speaker 2>age of ten. The Lost Prevention officers claimed they saw

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<v Speaker 2>Novak load up a cart with a bunch of items,

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<v Speaker 2>including the coffee machine and the vacuum. Then she had

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<v Speaker 2>the kid take the cart and walk it out of

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<v Speaker 2>the store. Right passenger registers write out the uh and

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<v Speaker 2>that's it's that point where she tried to reconnect with

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<v Speaker 2>the kid and take possession of the cart, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>when the lost prevention officers were standing there ready to

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<v Speaker 2>do their things. She's now facing one count of grand

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<v Speaker 2>larceny and another count of contributing to the delinquency of

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<v Speaker 2>a minor. There's no information on if this was actually

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<v Speaker 2>her kid, or maybe she was watching somebody's kid, but

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<v Speaker 2>does it matter. She's providing a hell of a hell

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<v Speaker 2>of a example here of what not to do. Unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>This is where Bob World Order would come in, right

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<v Speaker 2>or would it's you've got the ten year old trying

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<v Speaker 2>to roll out with the stuff unpaid for. Now, this

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<v Speaker 2>this is to see if Bob was here, he would

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<v Speaker 2>have to make an executive decision on what you do

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<v Speaker 2>if you've got a kid under the age of ten

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<v Speaker 2>trying to roll out. Does Bob World Order apply there?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, hmm. So this aside for a decision

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<v Speaker 2>from Taco when he gets back. Go to UH India

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<v Speaker 2>for this next one. Twenty three year old guy shows

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<v Speaker 2>up at a hospital uh I can't really pronounce this

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<v Speaker 2>region of India, but anyway, he went to his local

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<v Speaker 2>hospital complaining about stomach problems that he had been experiencing

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<v Speaker 2>for about three days. When the pain failed to subside,

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<v Speaker 2>he finally sought medical attention for the severe abdominal pain,

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<v Speaker 2>difficulty in digesting food, and he was all bloated and

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<v Speaker 2>just felt horrible. The guy thought that the source of

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<v Speaker 2>his illness might be rooted in street food that he

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<v Speaker 2>consumed from a night market a couple of days earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought maybe something fishy with that, so you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>better go get checked out. They proceeded to do an

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<v Speaker 2>n STOP an end of scopy, what a procedure that

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<v Speaker 2>examines the upper part of the gastro intestinal tract try

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<v Speaker 2>to discover what was going on with the guy. They

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<v Speaker 2>did not expect to find what they found a live

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<v Speaker 2>cockroach just kind of chilling in the man's small intestiny. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it was still alive, and doctors believed that little bad

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<v Speaker 2>boy was creating all the problems for the dude. Three

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<v Speaker 2>days is things in there alive and just causing issues.

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<v Speaker 2>They were able to actually vacuum the thing out with

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<v Speaker 2>the endoscope. The two channels one for air water infusion

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<v Speaker 2>and the other for suction. So I guess they kind

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<v Speaker 2>of just sucked the cockroachs right out. I'm sorry if

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<v Speaker 2>you're having breakfast right now, by the way, But the

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<v Speaker 2>doctor said that failing to remove the insect as fast

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<v Speaker 2>as possible could have caused serious complications, including infectious diseases.

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<v Speaker 2>That is just disgusting. They speculate that the roach probably

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<v Speaker 2>climbed down his throat what he was sleeping. Ah. He however,

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<v Speaker 2>thinks that he may have actually consumed the roach, as

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<v Speaker 2>it might have been lurking in the street food he had.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a valid concern as well. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>picturing what the late night street food market looks like

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<v Speaker 2>there in that part of India. Who was at But

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<v Speaker 2>so that could be plausible. And then if that wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>disgusting enough, some video footage from SeaWorld in San Antonio,

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<v Speaker 2>Texas where the Killer Whale there was, you know, doing

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<v Speaker 2>his show and let loose in the pool that this

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<v Speaker 2>whale performs in and then proceeded to splash the filthy

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<v Speaker 2>water all across the splash. So that's sea World. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>this is caught on video by multiple tours. Yes, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sharing it with you at our Facebook page. How many

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<v Speaker 2>times have you been to our local SeaWorld? Set anywhere

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<v Speaker 2>near the splash, so and it's kind of cool to

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<v Speaker 2>have the you know, especially on a hot summer day.

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<v Speaker 2>But I never really stopped to think about the scenario

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<v Speaker 2>which played out at the SeaWorld in San Antonio. Whales

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<v Speaker 2>got to go, gotta go, and when a killer whales

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<v Speaker 2>got to go. They trust me. When you see this

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<v Speaker 2>on our Facebook page, they really go.

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