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Speaker 1: Johnson Wax Program with Fiver McGee and Molly, the makers

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of Johnson's Wax, Johnson's carnew and Johnson's Self Polishing blow

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Coote Present Fiver McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn

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with music by the King's Men and Billy Mills Orchestra.

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Many philosophers have pointed out to us that the one

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thing we can count on in life for certain is change.

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It may be imperceptible from day to day, but there's

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a constant change taking place all around us, and in

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household things, it's usually a change for the worst. Whither

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To help prevent or at least delay that deterioration, we

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paint many surfaces, and we wax our floors, furniture, and woodwork. Today,

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more and more surfaces of all kinds, including leather, linoleum,

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and metal, are being protected with Johnson's Wax. Why well,

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For one reason, wax is impervious to moisture. The wax film,

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as long as it endures, offers remarkable resistance to aging and.

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Speaker 2: The wear and tear of normal use.

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Speaker 1: What's more, it's easy to apply additional coats of Johnson's

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Wax as they're needed, so that almost a permanent protection

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can be achieved against wear and against dirt. Now you

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don't ordinarily think this problem true when you apply Johnson's

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wax to the many surfaces around your home, but it

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will really pay you to understand just how and why

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Johnson's wax does give such lasting protection to your things

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at such small cost, and with a large net saving

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in work, plus an increase with every application in the

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beauty of every room in your home. Somebody is knocking

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up the door of seventy nine West forul Vista, the

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home of Feber McGhee and Mollie.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Molly, hey, there's somebody at the door with a package.

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How do you know it's somebody with a package? He knocked.

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If he had his hands free, he'd ring the bell.

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Speaker 4: He had his hands free to knock. He's got his

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hands free to ring the bell.

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Speaker 3: Oh, not necessarily. You can knock with your feet or

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your knees. But did you ever try to ring a doorbell?

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Speaker 1: All?

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Speaker 4: For goodness sakes, I'll get it, Okay, who is this?

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Speaker 5: The residents of.

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Speaker 6: Never end a sentence with a proposition. And if you

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must know, this is the house that mister and missus

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McGee live.

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Speaker 3: What do you got bun package for missus Phipper McGee?

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Speaker 7: Sign here please?

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Speaker 4: Oh a package for me?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Who's it from?

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Speaker 5: That lady?

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Speaker 8: Will forever remain a mystery with me, as I am

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only an individual which has been entrusted by the parcel

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delivery company to lay this precious poison in your pale

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white hands and get your.

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Speaker 7: Mits off that package docket for the lady.

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Speaker 3: I'm her husband.

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Speaker 8: Leave us not delve into the strange ways of women. Comrade,

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sign here.

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Speaker 4: Please, I'll sign for it.

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Speaker 2: There you are, thanks madam.

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Speaker 3: And if you'll take my advice you want tavern duffy,

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you'll keep a civil tongue in your head.

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Speaker 8: Please strain yourself missive. Was I consigned with the future

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in the profession of parcel delivery.

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Speaker 3: I would eagerly drink in.

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Speaker 8: Your poils of wisdom, but not as much as soever

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that I am tomorrow morning being induced into the armed forces.

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Speaker 5: You may button your kiss.

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Speaker 3: It fresh mug, fresh guy. It wasn't that I didn't

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want to name a future second lieutenant. I'd departed his

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nose with a knuckle.

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Speaker 6: I wonder who this package is from. I don't remember

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arguing anything. I want the way to find out if

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he'd open it up.

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Speaker 4: Heavenly these flowers?

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Speaker 6: Oh, and what a lovely bouquete. Oh macgee, you sweet

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thoughtful man, give mother a key?

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Speaker 4: Well I can't, you can't. Why not?

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Speaker 3: Well, it'd be under false pretenses. I didn't send those flowers.

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Speaker 8: You didn't.

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Speaker 4: Well who did?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe they were delivered by a mistake,

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I hope.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'll see if there's a card in the box.

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Speaker 6: Oh, it says please think of me, signed Ralph Ralph.

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Speaker 3: Who the sam hill is?

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Speaker 9: Ralph?

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Speaker 4: Ralph Ralph?

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Speaker 6: Now let me see there was a Ralph bonslagger in

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my geometry class.

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Speaker 4: No, No, he has eight children and is married.

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Speaker 2: Well, what Ralph is this?

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Speaker 4: I want to know.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna have every anonymous Ralph in the country

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sending my wife flowers. Why George, I'm.

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Speaker 10: Gonna well, hello, fair Molly Darling.

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Speaker 5: And fear for.

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Speaker 3: Uncle Dennis, Oh, Uncle Dennis, And what might.

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Speaker 10: Should be celebrating this fine day with your handsome bunch

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of flowers and all? And McGee standing there with a

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silly expression on his pus made them his love's cats.

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Forgive the loose use of the term Holsometer.

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Speaker 4: Well I seem to have received these flowers.

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Speaker 6: From an anonymous admirer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well he'll be anonymous, so I catch up with him.

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Then he can easily be identified by his broken neck.

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Speaker 10: Well, now, isn't it a romantic thing? It reminds me

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of what happened to an old friend of mine by

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the name of six Joseph ol Fegne, who was always

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trying to pick up a couple.

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Speaker 4: Of bucksh what did you say?

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Speaker 10: His name was six Joseph o' fegne.

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Speaker 3: Well, it seems you you mean your his first name

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was six.

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Speaker 10: It was that. It seems they didn't know what to

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name him when he was born, so they wrote several

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names on pieces of paper and they put them in

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a hat, and his father unfortunately drew out the label.

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His real name is sixty seven eighths Joseph o'bek his

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father being a small headed man.

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Speaker 6: Now look, uncle Dennis, do you know anybody by the

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name of Ralph who would be sending me flowers?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 10: My course, anyone named Ralph would who knew you would

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be wanting to send you flowers because you're this sweet.

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Speaker 3: Ever since you made that trip back to Ireland, and

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kissed the blinding stone. You spread it on with a trowel.

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Speaker 6: Now, McGee, you know very well. He went back to

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Ireland for his sister's wedding.

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Speaker 10: Oh I did that. I couldn't resist it. After getting

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a letter from Norwean that she was marrying an Ostrich.

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She was marrying or what an ostrich fella from Austria.

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Speaker 6: No, you don't mean an Ostrich, uncle Dennis.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't lie, certainly not. A guy from Austria

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is an Austin.

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Speaker 4: No McGhee, and Austin is a little automobile.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was a bandam.

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Speaker 10: Oh, no, lad, I can collect you fair. A bantam

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is a lad who drops chandeliers on people's heads in

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the theater. Huh did you see the bantam of the opera?

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Speaker 7: I took care of.

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Speaker 2: That one, didn't go all that was? That was a

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fellow at all?

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Speaker 10: That's that bantam.

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Speaker 4: That is the bantom of the opera?

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Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, uncle.

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Speaker 4: Denn, No, that's phantom.

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Speaker 5: You mean he's a spirit? Sure?

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Speaker 10: Oh well, fancy that now, my own little sister marrying

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a ghost. I thought he was a little thin, but

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near he had changed. He rattle had grown in the

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road was a dirty trick he played on the girl,

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not telling her he was dead, making her think he

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was a lad of spirit when all the time he

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was just a spirit. Whoa whoa freservers, we're we're and

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other aliged dirish express.

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Speaker 3: Stage irishman. All he needs is a clay pipe, a

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shamrock and his hat band and two friends named Pat

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and Mike.

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Speaker 6: Never mind him, age, Look at these beautiful flowers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I say, lovely. Yeah, And to think of me

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having an unknown admirer.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry. He'll become known when I lay my hands

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on him. He'll become known as Rattling Ralph, the rat

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with the retractable ribs.

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Speaker 4: My sweetheart, I do believe you're jealous.

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Speaker 3: Jealous, Mike Clavicle. It's merely that I got no use

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for a hothouse chasm ova that. Hey, you know what

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I'm gonna do. What I'm gonna call a private detective

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and have these flowers traced. Hello, operator, give me the

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j Edgar Hooper Detective Agency. It's across the street from

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that hot dog stand on huh oh no, no, no,

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the hot dog stand huh h o T d ol

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g Is that humor. Oh, dear, how's every little thing?

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Speaker 4: Merch?

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Speaker 3: What they murd you did?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Got word that he's definitely going to run again this year?

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Speaker 4: Is that official? McGhee?

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Speaker 3: I think so well. I always said he'd run again, Mert.

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They got too much invested in him not to let

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him put No. I never forget the time I saw him,

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merg It was the first time he'd won. Ah, what

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a hero, standing there with his hair rippling in the breeze,

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eyes splashing. Whinny eng, whinny?

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Speaker 4: Who you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Pearl away?

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Speaker 3: Mert says he's going to run again this year? What

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they murt? Okay, I'll call it by George. I'm going

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to find out who this Ralph is.

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Speaker 1: And what.

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Speaker 2: Kelly Mills and the orchestra are playing.

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Speaker 6: Val swell, give me one dozen roses with my hearty.

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Speaker 3: I wish you wouldn't sing it, He whays. Here I

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am seeing my home being busted up, my wife getting

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flowers from other guys, and I guess I'm just a face.

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Speaker 6: Oh don't talk like that, deary Well, heavenly days, you

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make me sound like I've been hooping around tom waving

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a pocket flask and dancing on tabletops. I didn't ask

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this Ralph person to send me flowers.

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Speaker 3: Well, jesuiz, something must have give them the idea he

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could get away with it. You know the old saying,

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never go around with a married woman unless you can

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go five rounds with her husband.

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Speaker 4: Yes, but nobody's going around with me, but you. I'm

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very happy.

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Speaker 6: Can I help it if a perfect stranger sends me flowers?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, but my guy's a perfect Oh.

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Speaker 4: Here's Alice Darling McGee.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Alice, this is McGee.

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Speaker 3: Hello sm Hello a D. And I don't mean Anta Dluvian.

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Speaker 4: What's Anta Dluvian?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. That's why I don't mean it.

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Speaker 9: Jeepers, get a load of the flowers. Oh, you're lucky,

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ducky to have a man who loves you enough after

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all these years, to send you fifteen dollars worth of flowers.

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Speaker 3: Nobody doesn't Why I do too?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 4: I mean, of course that McGee didn't send these, Well.

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Speaker 3: I would have if i'd have thought of it, My god,

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just because some home record with more money than sins? Come.

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Speaker 6: Oh, you don't think it shows good sense to send

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me flowers?

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Speaker 3: Why sure it does.

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Speaker 12: I didn't mean that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he's got no right to send flowers to

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married women.

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Speaker 4: But who sent them to you, missus McGhee Ralph?

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Speaker 3: Ralph? Yeah, they were sent us a dying request from

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one of my wife's admirers.

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Speaker 4: Alice, what makes you think he's dying?

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Speaker 3: If I catch him, I'll guarantee it.

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Speaker 4: But you mean you don't know who Ralph is? Well? No,

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do you?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I thought simply everybody knew about Ralph.

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Speaker 4: He's always sending flowers to somebody.

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Speaker 12: Oh he is?

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Speaker 3: Is he? Okay?

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Speaker 5: Alice?

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Speaker 3: Give me the lowdown.

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Speaker 2: Who is Ralph?

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Speaker 3: And what part of town does he crawl around in?

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When I get through with him, his own mother won't

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know him.

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Speaker 9: Oh well, I guess i'd better not tell Yanna Conna.

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I hate to think of such pretty flowers causing any trouble.

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Speaker 4: I love flowers.

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Speaker 9: I even wrote a poem about flowers when I.

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Speaker 1: Was in school.

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Speaker 4: Oh did you dear? How did it go?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Just fine?

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Speaker 3: She means, can you?

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Speaker 4: Oh of course it was.

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Speaker 9: I'm simply wild about flowers. I think all blossoms are dandy,

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But my favorite flowers for boys to bring meat is candy.

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Speaker 4: See.

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Speaker 9: I wish Ralph would send me some flowers sometimes.

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Speaker 3: M Oh, this Ralph sends flowers to lots of women,

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does he? That's disgusting.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gee, now you're acting like a jealous school boy.

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Speaker 3: I've never known such a thing. I'm acting like any

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self respecting married man that his wife gets flowers from strangers. Why, George,

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if they don't hate, where are you going?

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna put these flowers in a vase? Have you

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seen the big blue on that Aunt Sarah gave us

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three Christmases ago?

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Speaker 3: All that that cheap little hunk of bric a brac.

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Speaker 6: Listen, now that's a very pretty vase. And I happen

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to know that Aunt Sarah pretty great.

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Speaker 4: Deal for it.

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Speaker 3: Well, she took an awful rook and then she did

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the cheapest graded glass I ever saw. My gosh, you

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can't even use it to crack a walnut with I'd

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have fallen into a million pieces of.

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Speaker 4: Vermigie, did you break up?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: Hello, mister Wilcox, or well, Molly, you look like a

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June bride standing there with your arms full of flowers,

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which reminds me I think I'll send my wife a bouquet.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's a nice thought, mister Wilcox. I'm sure she

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love it. I know I would.

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Speaker 3: What she's trying to say, Junior, is that I didn't

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send her those flowers.

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Speaker 2: Who did?

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Speaker 3: We don't know.

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Speaker 4: The car just says please think of me and was

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signed round Oh Ral.

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Speaker 13: Oh him, you know them?

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Speaker 3: You know who this dom Cone will Cox?

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Speaker 5: Tell me who he is and how big?

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Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you how I know him.

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Speaker 5: Pal.

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Speaker 1: You see, I have another friend who has an attractive

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wife too.

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Speaker 4: Oh thanks for the two and.

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Speaker 1: One day while I was visiting them, you know, just

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sitting around the house talking how Johnson's wax is so wonderful,

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particularly in the winter time because with the changes in

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temperate you're in humid. See, the wax protection does so

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much to keep furniture and woodwork floors in good shade.

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Speaker 3: That's what you're just sitting around talking about, this casual conversation. Yeah,

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small talk. Yeah, in reality, that's it, you know, Molly.

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I've often seen those ads in the magazines where a

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lot of people are sitting around in evening clothes talking

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about how Charlie is so much happier now that he

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started wearing neat neck snug fast jelly collar shirts. I

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never believe people did that. But to think of spending

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an evening with Wilcox, oh murder.

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Speaker 6: I think mister Wilkis could make Johnson's wax a very

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interesting subject.

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Speaker 2: Well, I can talk about other things, you can, moor. Certainly.

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Speaker 1: I also discussed subjects like economics. Oooh, I can prove

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how much money you can save over a period of

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years by using Johnson's wax on luggage, lamp shades, window sills,

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and enamelo surfaces, because with that protection they look well

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and lasts so much longer.

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Speaker 3: You see me, gee, I retract, Junior. You can change

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the subject. Why, certainly you can go right from how

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Johnson's wax saves your furniture boom, right into how Johnson's

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wax saves your woodward David, What a conversationalist, yester.

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Speaker 4: How about this Ralph? Mister Wilcox, Who.

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Speaker 3: Ralph Ralp the guy that sent the married woman the flowers?

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While you were just sitting around fascinating everybody with your

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sparkling dialogue.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, well there we were just talking.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, we know about that, and suddenly.

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Speaker 3: The bell rings door, fire, school, swiss alarm, clock, church

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or telephone door.

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Speaker 1: Oh, well, it was a messenger with flowers beautiful too,

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had a card in them from Ralph.

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Speaker 3: We'll get to it, Wilcox, get to it.

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Speaker 5: Who is Ralph?

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to tell you, pal, he's the guy

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who keeps sending married women flowers. I'll run over and

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ask these friends of mine. If I ever found out

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who it was, I'll call you back.

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Speaker 6: I wonder if I would be unfair to mister Wilcox

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if I sometimes suspected he only comes in here to

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deliver a message about that.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm just being silly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's ridiculous. He dog gonet, Molly, I wish you'd

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stop bearing your face in those flowers. You're enjoying them

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all together too much.

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Speaker 6: Now, look, sweetheart, the flowers don't know who sent them.

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When I start bearing my face in Ralphs manly shoulder,

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you'll have something.

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Speaker 3: To don't talk like that. And if I ever lay

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my hands on that home reckon hyena, he won't have

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any shoulders. I'll tear them off so fast you'll have

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to go through life shrug in his hips.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure it don't matter to me, dear.

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Speaker 6: He has a nice taste in flowers, and that's all

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I know about him.

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Speaker 4: Now I gotta get these in some water too, before they.

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Speaker 3: Will Ah, there goes a good kid. She don't get

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all fluttery and giddy just because some patsy sends her

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a couple of petunias. My shots won. Oh boy, I

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hope that's Ralph in person. I'll hide the body under

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the coal pile. He'll spring. I hope he's a small man.

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We haven't got much coal. Come in, hi, oh oh, hi,

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little girl?

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Speaker 11: Mm gee, what smells so good in here?

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Speaker 4: Smells like flowers?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Probably my after shaving lotion.

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Speaker 11: Syst m must be pretty strong stuff. Mister, you haven't

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shaved since yesterday.

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Speaker 13: I'll betch you.

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Speaker 3: I have to. My beard grows fast. I have to

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shave twice a day unusually.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, who do you shave the second time?

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Speaker 6: The cab?

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Speaker 3: Now, don't you get infidences?

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Speaker 12: You know?

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Speaker 3: If I'd talked to my elders like that when I

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was your age, they'd have given me to the Indians.

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Speaker 11: What Indians?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? What Indians? Indians? They were all

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around us where we lived, oh, out there in Arizona.

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I was practically brought up as a Sioux Indian. For

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years my eggs were all out of shape from riding

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horses bareback.

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Speaker 4: She honest, yes, I always thought you're not net.

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Speaker 3: Man. That's because I gripped those ponies so hard with

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my knees. The minute I got off a horse, my

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knees would spring together.

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Speaker 2: Pee.

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Speaker 3: I had so much strength in my legs. I could

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crack coconuts with my knees. Oh, yes, sir, I was

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quite a lassis. I had a little bow and arrow,

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and by the time I was seven, I could keep

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nine arrows in the air at one time.

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Speaker 11: Gee, honest, yep, what'd you do? Tie a string around

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him and toss him up?

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Speaker 3: Hukay, okay, scoff if you want to. But those days

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of the Old West won't come again, siss. No, you'll

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be sorry you didn't listen to one who was there.

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You know what happened when I was nine years old?

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Speaker 11: Sure thing boll stood up and you fell off his lap.

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Speaker 3: Oh, sir, When I was nine years old, my pappy

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give me a handful of bullets, a rifle, a skinny knife,

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three pounds of flour, a side of bacon, which side

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right side?

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Speaker 14: That's all it was left.

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Speaker 3: He gave me a phony. Then he slaps me on

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the shoulder and says, okay, son, get out into the world.

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You're getting to be a burden on my family. You

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are nine years all in, not quite nine eight years

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and ten months to be exact. So I leapt onto

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my pony, and I'm sat there to leave me. Why

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because I wanted to ride away into the sunset. Nothing

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dramatic about leaving home at high noon. And there we went,

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a boy and his pony, facing every kind of danger

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with high hopes in the stoutheart.

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Speaker 4: Gee, where'd you go?

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Speaker 6: Mister?

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Speaker 5: Why aren't you search me?

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Speaker 10: Sis?

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Speaker 3: Nobody ever saw hide in her hair of us again,

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so you'll excuse me.

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Speaker 11: Did a man come here with some fire?

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Speaker 10: Yes he did.

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Speaker 3: They from Aren't you being just a trifle nose? He says, sure, thanks,

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they were from a guy named raul.

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Speaker 11: Oh boy, I win a nickel, I win a nickel.

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Speaker 3: I wait, wait, what's the idea? How'd you win a nickel?

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Speaker 11: Well, it's you to nice on a man, bring the package,

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and I bet him Nico round for sending missus McGee

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some flyes, hey willing, I went you onman, nickel.

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Speaker 3: Williet was round hey, wait a minute, what the don't

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don't gun it?

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Speaker 12: Does?

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Speaker 5: Everybody?

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Speaker 2: No ralph but me, the kingsman saying don't touch it.

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Speaker 12: When I was just a tiny top down in Tennessee,

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I kept my mammy on the spot looking after me.

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Speaker 5: I fool with this and fool with messing.

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Speaker 12: Round a bottle.

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Speaker 4: I'm one.

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Speaker 12: I grab my puppish her Mammy dear with shout, don't

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touch it. I better leave it low.

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Speaker 5: Don't touch it, you'll catch.

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Speaker 14: It when Pappy gets home if you don't mind us.

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But patty, mister Sunday had down in Tennessee.

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Speaker 13: He fuss and fussy cousin cossa doctor look for me,

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and pretty.

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Speaker 5: Soon I'd have a day to in the old wood

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said and win remorse. I'd meditate on what my mammy said, tenching.

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Speaker 12: Can't you leave it lone?

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Speaker 5: All tense it?

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Speaker 13: Nay nay, you'll.

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Speaker 14: Catch it, and sure as you're born, if you don't

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mind ussy.

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Speaker 5: One day I went with pap me downtown to buy

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a shoe. He said he was good for any man

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to have a simple brow, But.

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Speaker 12: Why are you waiting?

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Speaker 4: Have taken?

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Speaker 12: If we heard an awful roar, We turned around and

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there was mammy shouting through the doors, all tench it?

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Can't you even a lord?

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Speaker 5: Don't touch it? You'll catch it as sure as you're born.

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Speaker 13: If you don't mind what I said?

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Speaker 4: How happy were those childhood.

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Speaker 1: Painnessee the dear old fashioned country ways will appeal to me.

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Speaker 5: I badly be a boy, gave the mess around about.

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Speaker 12: I step one Pampy's derby just to hear my mammy shout.

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Don't touch it badly, even lord a't touch it? You

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catch it when haamdy get home.

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Speaker 13: If you don't mind myself, I'll let me.

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Speaker 4: Give these flowers fill three big vases. Don't they look beautiful?

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Speaker 3: I think they're gaudy and overdone, an terrible taste.

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Speaker 4: I love to see you jealous McGhee.

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Speaker 3: I'm not jealous. I'm merely a Hey, what'd you do

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to your hair?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I just tried calling it a different way? You like it?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 5: I think?

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Speaker 3: Hey? Are you wearing your new dress?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 10: Yes?

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Speaker 4: I just thought i'd slip it on to see how

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it went with the new hair do.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Molly, I don't like this. My guys, some stranger

486
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sends you a handful of silly asters and you go

487
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all coquetties, pix your hair all different, and wear new clothes.

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Speaker 6: Now, don't be silly, though, I will admit it stimulating.

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Speaker 4: Gifts as a gorgeous bouquet, say McGue.

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Speaker 6: The next time you're in Kramer's drug store, remind me

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to try that new shaded lipstick. I think they call

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it person to person.

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Speaker 3: That's disgusting, person to person the book. Oh, come in,

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Oh hello, doctor Gamble, Hello Molly, Hello McGee. What do

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you want?

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Speaker 4: Arrowsmith himself is in a bad mood today.

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Speaker 8: Doctor.

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Speaker 7: If I ever come over here and find him in

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a good mood, I'll bake you a cake.

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Speaker 5: What's griping you? My boy?

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Speaker 2: Draft board? Reclassify your LH two? What's level headed? Flat

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on top?

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Speaker 3: Never mind the wise cracks doctor. When a guy's home

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is being broken up, a guy don't feel like swapping

505
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banter with guys?

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Speaker 4: Oh now, Megie, you foolish boy.

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Speaker 7: He's foolish, alright, but he's no boy. Stop running your

508
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hands through your hair, bean bag, get your chin off

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your sola plexus and tell the old family physition your troubles.

510
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Speaker 3: It's Ralph, Ralph who we don't know?

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Speaker 5: Oh fine, what has Ralph?

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Speaker 7: Been doing writing limericks on your sidewalk.

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Speaker 3: He's been sending my wife flowers, That's what he's been doing.

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And if I ever lay my dukes on him.

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Speaker 5: Oh that Ralph?

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Speaker 4: What's that? You mean? You know who it is?

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Speaker 3: Does everybody know this guy but me and me?

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Speaker 2: You mean you don't know who Ralph is? I know

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who he will be.

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Speaker 3: He'll be the guy to find floating down the river

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with every bone in his body broken by a blond

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instrument named river McGee.

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Speaker 4: But doctor, tell us, now, who is he?

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Speaker 2: What time is it?

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Speaker 3: Four twelve?

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Speaker 7: Why I can answer you a question in two minutes?

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Speaker 3: Two minutes you'll answered right now? Or by George, I'll

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pin your ear so far back you'll have to add

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three feet your stethoscope, y'all.

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Speaker 7: Don't get ambitious, my flabby little friend.

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Speaker 5: If I didn't know.

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Speaker 7: You were upset about this thing, I'd hang a shanty

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on your eye.

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Speaker 2: That would solve the housing problem.

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Speaker 7: For the next hundred years.

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Speaker 2: Oh is that so?

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Speaker 3: Why you over bearing's body? Reckon supercharging?

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Speaker 5: False plunch?

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Speaker 12: Time is it?

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Speaker 2: What time is it?

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Speaker 1: Pour?

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Speaker 4: Party?

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00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:54,799
Speaker 7: Will turn on the radio?

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Speaker 3: What fo okay? All right, Dartie, don't know what do

545
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you think I mean?

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Speaker 4: McGhee.

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Speaker 1: Listen, our great pleasure to announce that the lucky winner

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today is missus Phiph McGee of seventy.

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Speaker 2: Nine wisk for mister.

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Speaker 5: As you know, every Tuesday, some.

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Speaker 12: Lucky lady receives a gorgeous bouquet.

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Speaker 1: Of blossoms from Ralph, the friendly flowerist Women for friends.

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Speaker 2: When you think of flowers, think of Ralph.

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Speaker 3: And now we present think.

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Speaker 10: Sinatraying to transcribe

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Speaker 3: Cat John All this is ridiculous