Speaker 1: Hey, bunkies, this is the second part of a two
part episode. If you missed the first part, look in
your feed it's already there. Enjoy the show.
Speaker 2: So the mom tells her, I like Josh and I
feel like he's made you more stable. And you see
Katie's face is like stable, that's like the opposite of
what I want to be. And Kate, the mom says,
he's really good for you, and Katie says, yeah, I know,
he's good for me. Again, is Katie good for Josh?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, what is Josh getting out of it?
Speaker 3: It's really like, please marry him and get off our payroll?
Speaker 4: Why and who will take care of you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Exactly, get him and maybe he'll make you a better person.
No again, no, worried about what's better for Josh. Like,
but Josh needs to be he's a grown man, and
he doesn't seem to be. He's enabling this sort of thing.
So the mom says, you know, Katie, your behavior has
to change and you have to keep putting in the
work to change. And Katie tells us everyone's been telling
me the same thing. I need to control my drinking
and I need to treat Josh better. And now my
mom is saying the same thing. It's just it's so
many changes in a short time, and I don't know
if I can.
Speaker 4: Dat him like two years.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, I don't think you want to. I think that's
I think she has the ick from him and she
doesn't respect him, and I think she wants him to
stop being polite and start getting real and put his
foot down. I think she's like, it's like a Paolo
and Russ situation, and she's like, be a man and
put me in my place. Yeah, because I am cuckolding
you all over town and it's your embarrassing yourself.
Speaker 4: So how do Marissa might want that from Edward as well?
Speaker 2: She does, She totally does. There's a lot of gender
politics happening on this show.
Speaker 1: And Last Resort.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, speaking of people going to church, let's go
to Shayan Annabelle. So we open up with the day
after his fifty fifth birthday party, where he's still in
the bed in his first.
Speaker 1: Fifty five he's only fifty five. Can't get over it.
That's a rough fifty five.
Speaker 3: And she's like, he's like, oh babe, I feel so rough.
She goes, you feel rough because you're still drunk, and
he's like, oh, who're talking.
Speaker 1: She's old to be this hungover.
Speaker 2: This level of hungover could kill someone in his physical condition.
Speaker 3: Is very, very, very The thing about somebody like that,
he'll live forever. Yeah, whereas me and you we got
things bursting on the inside of us.
Speaker 1: And we're trying our best, and he's not trying his best.
But he's just gonna be chainsmoking and drinking until he's
ninety five.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So somebody's liver numbers who should be off the chart?
This guy?
Speaker 1: I know, yours, not mine.
Speaker 4: How are your liver numbers? They're coming down?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're coming down.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the talking head Annabel says his big party was horrible.
He was flirting, dancing, and he was so drunk and
he pissed me off. So she puts a hot towel
on his head and rubs his neck and back, and
then we have to see his underwear, and she says
his ass is chunky.
Speaker 2: She loves that chunky. It's like a Florence Nightingale thing.
Like she does like to wait on him, though I
think she likes to she likes a project, and she's
she's trying to like clean him.
Speaker 4: He likes to take care of him.
Speaker 2: She maybe wants a baby, and so he's like a
giant baby and he soon will be wearing diapers. I'm
sure she has. I wonder if she has children, though,
Well there's rumor, isn't there Like a rumor that she
has a lot of children and left them, But I
don't know if that's true. Someone I'm ready said something.
Speaker 4: Well again, you know who knows someone in my family
that's almost this exact situation. And uh, this woman did
leave her children who were in their twenties. So I
mean this, she's fifty five, she has children, yea in
the twenties or thirties, I mean you know. Yeah, So
that's fine. Suck it up. Children.
Speaker 3: So and then she says, even though he's terrible, I
still love him. So they're talking to it together and
she says, your behavior was horrible and he goes bybe
everybody was drinking and drunk.
Speaker 4: That's just how we act.
Speaker 1: It's the lake.
Speaker 4: There's the lake. Did you get the memo? Didn't you
see the sign? The likes day the like it's right.
Speaker 1: Ear.
Speaker 3: So she says, you were touching people and he goes Babe,
I was just dancing.
Speaker 4: I want to dance with you if you would have
wanted to dance with me. And she goes, how do
you know what you were doing? You were drunk.
Speaker 3: And he goes, I told you to come hang out,
but I want to sit in a dark corner, Babe.
It's my birthday.
Speaker 4: People brought the moonshine, jack Da. I had to drink it.
Its road, babe.
Speaker 1: I had to tell a twenty two year old id
byer in Island, that's what happens at the lake, that's.
Speaker 4: How we do. So now they go to church. Now.
Speaker 3: Annabelle is Roman Catholic. She's she's a very traditional Catholic.
And Alison the daughter go who you talk about somebod
who looks terrible?
Speaker 4: How many days of business we saw her? She looks
like a different person.
Speaker 2: Her hair is all that stripey with the blonde, the
bleach blonde on the sides and then really dark the
rest of it.
Speaker 4: That's just I hate she was blonde at the lake party.
What happened?
Speaker 1: I don't know. So Laeo, Mary Paul say.
Speaker 4: The lake got her.
Speaker 1: What happened to the lake did not stay at the.
Speaker 3: Lake, came right out on Al's So Alison goes to
a new age non denominational church. When I looked this
church up, it said evangelical.
Speaker 4: Mmm, I looked it up.
Speaker 1: It also appears to be in a strip mall.
Speaker 4: Yes, a lot of these new age kind of churches.
Speaker 1: Are just in strip malls.
Speaker 3: They're just wherever you can find a space. Yeah, think
about on Love after lock Up.
Speaker 4: We have what's his name with what's her name?
Speaker 3: Oh, Zaia and Troy, and that that family's church is
also seems to be in a.
Speaker 4: Warehouse or whatever. I'd rather go to that church. So
it looked fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah I would too.
Speaker 3: So in the talking head of annabel goes, I walked
into the Church of Shay and it was different.
Speaker 1: There were imagine if it was a church that worshiped Shay.
Speaker 2: And there was a giant statue of Shaye, intent of
Jesus at the front with his beer belly hanging out, and.
Speaker 3: The background was a green screen of just like the lake,
the Lake, the Lake. Yeah, she goes. There were folding.
Speaker 4: Chairs, there were all sorts of lights. Is this a
church or is it a disco? She did not like
the chairs in the church.
Speaker 3: Annabelle is asking how long is this going to last?
She's like rolling her eyes, She's fully falling asleep.
Speaker 1: She has it.
Speaker 3: She has for my church going friends out there, Like
the church I grew up going to, they do like
a traditional service, and then they do like what I
call the interpretive dance.
Speaker 4: Service or the rocket service. I could walk down there are.
Speaker 1: The no no like I mean, are they like the
same day or like you go to the one after another?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because so you can choose, like you can choose, Okay,
I'm always going to choose a traditional service. The church
that we go to.
Speaker 3: Here that I'm a cee Christmas Easter only. The church
that we go to here is was George Washington's church,
So literally it's very traditional.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just the.
Speaker 3: Start of America. It's gorgeous church. And I like the
I don't like. I don't like a rock and roll service,
but lots of young people do. And that's sort of
how churches get younger people in, Like it's gonna be modern.
This is what Alison likes. No shape, my sister likes
the rock and roll church. It's not for me.
Speaker 2: Well, I would like to dance and sing, like I
would like to go to some sort of like Baptist
where they like start they're dancing in the aisles.
Speaker 4: I've got a church when you're here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Alfred Street Baptist and it's one of the first
black Baptist churches in the United States. And it's here
in Alexandria, and it's incredible. Yeah, I would know in
tongues they just it's just like dancing and singing.
Speaker 4: It's great.
Speaker 2: Now, the bigger issue here is why does Alison get
to decide the whole family goes to church.
Speaker 1: Where's the other sisters. It's like Alison is the wife.
Speaker 2: She's like, yes, she gets to decide. Also, when they
saw each other in the parking lot, she says, I
got my drinking buddy back.
Speaker 1: Alison said that about her dad. Dad.
Speaker 4: She's like, do your bun at the lake? I got
my drink buddy back? Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: It's so weird, meaning he pays for it.
Speaker 4: I think yes.
Speaker 3: So the talking head Alison says, Annabelle was rude and
she has a horrible, resting bitch face, which I gotta
agree with her there.
Speaker 2: And she does have a matter And Alison, you will
too in about ten years. You're just young right now.
Speaker 4: She just goes that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does the church think about what happens at
the lake?
Speaker 1: There's a lot.
Speaker 4: I don't think Shye normally goes to church.
Speaker 3: I think he goes and sis with Alison and just
puts his ten dollars in the basket and waits for
a time. Uh huh, Yes, he is like, after this,
we're going out for a shrint basket.
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Speaker 3: So they walk out to the car and you know,
she's like, what did you pray about? And she goes,
I pray for my friends. I got some friends, I
got some problems. You pray for Nicole. He's like, what,
no buye? And Alisie goes, did you like the church?
And Annabel says no, it's not for me. Our religion
is different, and Shae goes, well, Alse, so maybe you
go with us and try the Catholic church and she
Alsie goes, no, I'm not going to change my church.
I like this church, and Alison says, you know, she's
talking about Annie, who was standing right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He goes, she wasn't open minded, and she has a
rude face, and she says she's just tired.
Speaker 3: She woke up from a n aperture, which was funny,
and Allison says, well, you need to tell her she's literally.
Speaker 4: Standing in art right there. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she says you need to tell her. Facial expressions
matter here. We don't walk around looking like we're mad
at the world.
Speaker 1: Okay, you do, though, I've seen your judge face many times, Alison.
Speaker 3: I don't like this. That's not how we act here here.
I don't like that. And annabel just looks at her
and goes, why are you acting like a spoiled bread again?
Speaker 1: M M.
Speaker 3: And Alison says, I don't like how you're trying to
come over here and change everything, and she goes, okay, Alison,
you'd be nice, and Annabelle, you be more open minded.
Speaker 4: Alison goes she's rolling her eyes at me. I was like,
she's right there.
Speaker 2: It's like two kids saying, Dad, she's making faces at me,
she's touching me.
Speaker 3: So and he goes, Okay, not Annabelle, don't we rolling
eyes at her?
Speaker 4: And she says, you know me, Shay, you know me.
So I'm talking to her.
Speaker 3: Allison says, the longer Annabelle is here, the more shit,
the more shit.
Speaker 4: Her attitude gets.
Speaker 3: It's like she's entitled to everything and make us making
changes for her and her making no changes.
Speaker 1: There's no us. Why is there in us? You're not
in this relationship.
Speaker 4: She left her whole life. That's a pretty big change.
Speaker 1: She left her entire family and her life to come here.
That's her change. She's done now.
Speaker 3: And by the way, she's cleaning your dad's assholes.
Speaker 2: Literally earning everything. Let her go to whatever church she
wants to. You don't all have to go to church together.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: You live on the same property, you live five feet
from each other.
Speaker 3: And she says, since the day she's landed, it's been
something after another and I don't think she's fit for
my dad. And if the wedding was tomorrow, I wouldn't
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Speaker 2: On a different note, there was someone who was on
this franchise who lived in an I wish I knew
it country. It was an Asian country, but I cannot.
I'm apologetic. I don't remember which one. And their church
was like four or five hours long, and the person
in the first person from America had to go and
hated it.
Speaker 3: Okay, it was the Philippines and it was uh when
they okay, okay, it's coming to me. They went, and
when they first went, they had to get into the
small bed and they did a pillow wall. She later
moved to the States. He had an autistic child. Is
it coming to you now? And then he had the brother.
He had the brother and they were hilarious on pillow Talk,
and then he and the brother like broke up being brothers.
Speaker 4: And then the Philippines was it them really?
Speaker 3: And that's who the guy was and the girl she
moved Hazel and mm hmm, I can't remember his name
to Tyreek to it was Hazel, and it was Hazel
because when they first when he first went there, they
had to sleep with the pillow wall in the bed
at like tree Tarik and I can't remember.
Speaker 4: The brother's name was Dean, Dean, yes it was.
Speaker 1: And then ended up moving there.
Speaker 3: And they and they quit talking, and yeah, it was
over like the pillow talk money that they were like
fighting over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was more like Dean questioned Tarik's
choices and then he ended up doing the exact same thing.
Speaker 3: They were fighting over that sweet sweet match our money
is what they were fighting.
Speaker 2: Well, those gift cards to Walmart are invaluable except for
the dollar amount that is on them, so not really invaluable.
Speaker 4: All right, let's talk about Debbie and Meadow.
Speaker 3: Somebody put I saw some posts today that was like, yeah,
he went back to Egypt, and I'm like, I believe
they got married, So that's not correct.
Speaker 4: So we don't really know what the truth with these two.
Speaker 3: But she does not need to marry this man, like,
there's not any I don't care if he's nice to
you for ten minutes. No, So we open with Meadow
Debbie having a great time. They're kayaking around somebody's neighborhood,
not hers, and then she said, is there somebody in
your apartment getting ice?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's a dump truck, like taking the trash out.
Speaker 4: I really was like, does somebody just come in? I
had just started using your ice maker?
Speaker 1: No, and I wish I had an ice maker. I'm
not that fancy, Mary Payne. I have little ice trays.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: So they're kayaking, and the talking head Debbie says, after
the Halloween fight, we didn't talk for days, and he
blamed everything on me and said my actions will determine
if he returns to Egypt. So none of that's a problem.
She just glosses right past that and says, but lately
we're getting along and I've decided to take the pressure
off and not have any heavy conversations and that's been
the best medicine for this situation. The mood in the
house has improved, and it's nice to have someone to
come home to that wants to talk to me and
is glad to see me besides my stupid daughter and
that dog. Am I right, I'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry, he's glad to see you when you come home.
Speaker 4: Didn't seem like that to me.
Speaker 1: Footage not found.
Speaker 4: It seems pretty depressed that you walked in the door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she says, it's on an upswing and he has
not proposed yet, and I don't know where he stands
on getting married. But we're running out a time I
think they're down to like three weeks now.
Speaker 2: Right, But she's taking the pressure off, except the embassy
doesn't care. Like there's still a time crunch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's still a time crunch.
Speaker 3: And so I don't know why she, like, I don't
know why she's so interested in doing this whole wedding
thing anyway.
Speaker 4: But yeah, one week later, we see meadow.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Can I just say though in the kayaks he was
being kind of funny, like he's being charming, Like I
can see he can turn it on for like five
minutes and then he gets depressed. But he's like trying
to paddle away from her, and she thinks it's a
hilarious joke and I'm like, no, he's really trying to
get away from you.
Speaker 3: Whenever he calls her d d Is to me it
sounds like he's like my aunt d D. He's like,
it's like he's talking to his aunt.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So one week later, Mita was practicing his acting skills
in the mirror and I wanted to curl up in
a ball and die. It was so cringe, God bless
and he does to be or not to be? This
is the problem, not to be, this is the role.
He's doing a different.
Speaker 2: Question I know, and with with the wrong word. It's
a question, not a problem. And I kept going question me.
My soul was dying.
Speaker 1: I felt like Josh. I was like, question, I don't question,
and uh.
Speaker 4: Then he does a I'll be back with a with
a with a wing. I was like, that's not how
Schwarzenegger did it, Like what do you doing. He's just
also saying, oh.
Speaker 2: It's a what is the point of doing these? Like
does he think he's going to remake Terminator? You're not
gonna ever have to say these lines?
Speaker 4: It is he is he trying to work on his
English accent by.
Speaker 1: An Austrian man.
Speaker 4: Or a Shakespearean player.
Speaker 1: Shakespeareanish, British or Belgian. I don't know what English Danish?
Speaker 4: Was Shakespeare Danish?
Speaker 1: No Hamlet is Denmark.
Speaker 4: Okay, come on, sorry, come on, all right?
Speaker 3: So I was talkinghead. He says, things with Debbie are better.
I'm not sure if I'll marry or not. But if
I stay here, I don't have any money, so I'm
gonna have to try and find work in my field
of acting. I'm an actor, and today was a meeting,
a big day because I had a big meeting with
a big Hollywood agent named Jason. I am a good
actor and I deserve the good Jason is a pa
who is at the we.
Speaker 4: Work down the street. But okay, all right, sure, so we.
Speaker 3: See him talk to Jason, and Jason says, what kind
of an actor would you like to be?
Speaker 4: As any agent would, that's the first thing I would
ask you. What kind of an actor would you like
to be?
Speaker 3: And he goes, I want a good one, one that
gets money. He says, an actor like Will Smith, Tom Cruise,
Denzel Washington, Al Pacino and Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a large range there.
Speaker 3: You left out de Niro, you know. So Jason goes, well,
you are hot, I mean you are good looking, Jason.
Speaker 2: Jason just wants to get Jason thinks this is a
pickup agency. This is all Jason, isn't it for?
Speaker 3: I was like, Jason is in the smallest we work
cubicle that you've ever seen. And Jason does not work
for I mean, God blessed that he fell for this.
So he says, but you're going to need to take
classes and work on your English and maybe in the
future we could work together. Okay, did I did I
get my Walmart gift card?
Speaker 4: Done?
Speaker 3: So Debbie arrives home from work and he goes, Hello
d D, Hello aunt DD.
Speaker 4: She says, how is your day? He says, well, I've
talked to an agent. It was a good conversation, was
it was it?
Speaker 2: She goes, and why are you looking forlornly across the
balcony like you're in Romeo and Juliet.
Speaker 3: He says, the man said he will be my agent
once I am ready. But I need more English classes
and more acting classes. And Debbie goes, well, I mean,
we have to hold off on the acting classes until
we're sure you're going to stay. Now, I think Debbie
here at number one, she's playing that hand of like,
I'm not buying you acting classes just one hundreds of
dollars you're going to tround and leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But also her she's got a great point. Why am
I paying for you to have acting classes if you're
just gonna leave?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: In usual amazing skills for the Egyptian public, right.
Speaker 2: I kind of admire that she is not saying, well,
let's make a deal. If you marry me, I will
pay for your acting classes, like which this whole relationship
is transactional anyways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But she's not doing that. She's saying, no, I'm
not going to give you acting classes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if you're going to leave tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So she says, so, how do you feel? And he
goes about what now he's sad now.
Speaker 1: Because he's in a mood.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And she says being here and staying here,
and he says, well, it's going better than before, so
we will see. And my agent says he thinks Hollywood
will be difficult for me, and she goes, what do
you mean. He goes, I don't know, but he doesn't
know me. I accept the challenge. So Debbie goes, okay, well,
so we know what you want to do for your career,
but let's focus on something a little closer to home.
If we're going to get married, we have to finalize
it soon.
Speaker 4: He goes, really.
Speaker 3: She says, yes, and I need to be sure you're
here for us and not for anything else, and he goes,
you know that, and she goes, well, sometimes I need
to hear it, and he just goes, it's dead silence.
Not today, you won't hear it.
Speaker 2: The bare minimum she's asking, unlike all the other scammers
on the show that are willing to go on and
on about how much she is prompting him, now would
be a great time for you to tell me that
you are here for me and not for Hollywood. He
still can't even say it bare minimum.
Speaker 4: She says, I'd like to hear you say it, and
he just dead silent.
Speaker 2: And again I almost admire that he is not putting
in the fake lip service. It's but it makes me
not feel sorry for her at all, because me too,
you're being wilfully ignorant point.
Speaker 3: So I'm talking to Debbie, says, I wish he would
be as excited about me as he is about acting.
I mean, we have a month until his visa expires,
and not once has he mentioned getting married. He needs
to show me one hundred percent that he's in or
he can forget about acting classes because he's going back
to Egypt. He hasn't even shown you ten percent that
he's in.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Five and nothing.
Speaker 2: Also, she should just do nothing and see what happens
when the time comes and he overstays his visa and
he has to leave. Like it's not even just her
putting this time crunch on. He seems to be ignoring
that there.
Speaker 1: Is an actual legal time crunch.
Speaker 4: I feel like she.
Speaker 3: Should say, like I have to do sometimes with my
adult children, I have to say, I've given you the
information and now it's up to you to make it happen. Yes,
And I think she should say to him, here's the
information and expire on this day you have to leave
the country, so having to get booked and ready to go,
and I'll take you to the apport or figure out
a way for us to get married, because I've now
mentioned it for three months exactly. So I just just
that just happened with my son who was twenty. I said,
I have given you the information and now you need
to fix it. And he's like, tough love, I get it. Okay, mom,
Yes he gets it.
Speaker 1: He respects you for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, okay, I'll fix it. So she says
to him, I'm taking you for a surprise. He goes, okay,
d D every day, I love a surprise.
Speaker 3: Let's go and in the car, she's like, no, wonder
if the weather will be warm for our wedding. You know,
it's been quite a cold winter. She's just talking about
the weather. He is looking out the window like he's
a hostage.
Speaker 1: And then here's the word wedding and it's like a
pavlove dog response, and he wants.
Speaker 4: To bolt, clawing at the window.
Speaker 3: So they arrived at this little chapel and she goes,
here's a surprise. It's a little chapel. And he he
does like these huge eyes.
Speaker 1: He looks so scared, terrified, terrified.
Speaker 3: So they walk in and then a lovely lady with
a British accent named Rana, who shows them the chapel,
which is very small and She was like, you could
have a few people, you could have a full house.
Here's like a little reception room. Here's the bridle room,
and what do you think?
Speaker 4: And they both go. Debbie goes, I think it looks great.
What do you think?
Speaker 3: Meta goes, and Debbie says, we don't need a big
place because it's only going to be my daughter and
my son as witnesses.
Speaker 4: But why do you need to do all this?
Speaker 1: You could do your apartment, yeah so, or the courthouse.
Speaker 4: Or the courthouse.
Speaker 3: But I think they can't go in the courthouse, so
maybe they have to do this for production.
Speaker 1: Because they can't film there.
Speaker 4: Yeah so.
Speaker 3: And the talking head Meto says, Debbie is pushing me
and putting the pressure on me.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: It's not just her, it's America government. You knew the terms, yes,
And you're running out because you're taking acting glasses.
Speaker 3: So Rana says, leave you to alone to chat. So
she walks out, and Debbie goes, she's trying so hard
to put on this, like if I act happy, perhaps
he'll act happy too.
Speaker 2: Also, how exhausting must that be to has to do?
And it's like even when she looks at him. She's like,
isn't it great? And he's like, it's fine, and she
she does this laugh in front of the host just
she's like, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Hah, He's just a cranky teenager. It's fine, you know,
like you're.
Speaker 2: Covering to cover up for your partner's behavior.
Speaker 3: Bad behavior, yes, and I think she's embarrassed. But he's
not acting as awful as he did like to her friends, right,
But it's she knows that it's just like rush. She
got to keep him in the house and he's gonna
act like an asshole. So she says, what do you
think and he goes mm shrugs of soldiers. She goes
too much and he does mm shrugs and soldiers again.
Speaker 4: She says, are you overwhelmed? Use your words?
Speaker 3: U's your words and he says I think it's a lot.
And she goes, okay, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 4: Use your words?
Speaker 3: And he says we need to talk and she goes okay,
and he says, I think it's time for me to
return back home.
Speaker 4: She knows, are you kidding? What's going on?
Speaker 3: And he just goes silent as he does, and she goes,
you need to talk now, you can't just shut up
after saying that, mm hmm, and then he says what
I think is the truth. He says, I can't find
myself here mm hmm. And I think that's probably the
most honest he's been. Yeah, this is not for me.
Speaker 1: I think he thought he was going to be discovered
the second his feet landed, and that Hollywood was the
same as New Orleans, and it was he was going
to get an agent and he was going to be
a star, and Debbie would be like his assistant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like this is my beard, my wife.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was trying to think of the word that. Yeah,
a beard assistant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes.
Speaker 3: So she's like what So she storms out like, don't
follow made a production, but of course they're following her,
and then she collapses on the ground dramatically crying.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, don't you that New Orleans is filthy?
Speaker 4: Don't get on the ground. And I think she had
on white pants.
Speaker 3: Next time on Mallory tries on wedding dresses and she says,
I don't even know if they'll be a wedding. Rasha
and I have a lot to work on. And then
they talk and I have to assume this is about
the children's things.
Speaker 1: Children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do a match our fake out because the
friend goes cheating and they're now, when does she have
times cheat?
Speaker 1: She's watching him all the time. She's two jobs, she
works from home.
Speaker 4: Two jobs at home, got all his dogs.
Speaker 3: So Paula hangs out with Thomas's stepmom, whose name I
can out remember. It's like Rennie, Rennie farm lady, farm lady,
and they talk about the history with his mother, and
the stepmom says, you know, I raised him when he
was in the darkest place of his life.
Speaker 4: We know his mother left him.
Speaker 3: It's a dagger to my heart to see him want
to reconnect with his mom. So now we're getting somewhere
with this story.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, that has nothing to do with Paula, Like, that's
not her fault that you're just blaming her because she
took a picture on posting on social media.
Speaker 3: I think Paula wasn't aware of the story and this
lady's yeah. Yeah, really the problem is with Thomas Thomas.
She said to Paula, don't post anything. My stepmom would
be so upset.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Asia says, my family is flying in two days.
Notice they're coming to Africa because it's really close to Alabama.
And she surprises them and goes, well, guess what, tomorrow
we're getting married and they're all like, huh.
Speaker 4: They seem to be at a beautiful seaside area.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the god brother did not tell them that's
why they were going.
Speaker 3: Surely he did, and surely these tickets were booked two
weeks before. But yeah, we have been disbelieve here, Kimber right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm new here. Sorry.
Speaker 3: Katie's mom tells Josh that to get into heaven he
needs to accept Jesus.
Speaker 4: As his Lord's and savior.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, and Katie goes, wait, so like if he doesn't,
and then what if I go to heaven and then
like he goes to Hell? Like what happens? I mean hypothetically,
then you won't be together.
Speaker 1: I mean hypathetically you think you're going to heaven, Katie, Katie,
look inward. Have you seen your footage from this season?
Speaker 3: See Marissa try on a wedding dress and she says
she wonders if she's making the right decision, And then
later in a scenic New York state of mind, she
tells Edward that she's questioning if they are the right
fit to get married, and he storms off like, are
you thinking kidding me?
Speaker 1: I would too? This is I can't I.
Speaker 3: Think maybe this is what it's going to take him
to get pissed at her and storm off her to
be like, wait, uh huh, I do love him, I
do want him? Why am I such a bitch?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, because she has all the upper hand in the relationship.
He needs to get some upper hand nice threatening to
go back he does.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, if you guys aren't on Pink Shade Prime,
then you don't know about this new song that I have.
Speaker 4: That we take a little jog. We're going to Kimberly's corner.
Going to Kimberly's corner.
Speaker 1: Guys, And here we are.
Speaker 3: We're at Kimberly's corner. She's gonna tell us what happened
this last six weeks that she hasn't been here on
ninety day diaries.
Speaker 4: Literally give us the highlights.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Courtney and Philip, do are we interested? Just
give me a yay or nay for each couple? Are
we interested in Courtney and Philip?
Speaker 4: I think this could be said in two sentences.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, they the best parts. They live outside of
a turtle sanctuary, and every day they sit in lawn
chairs with binoculars and watch the turtles having sex.
Speaker 4: Oh, then I missed that.
Speaker 3: All I got from their segment, which was a couple
of weeks ago, was she wants to get drunk at
her wedding and he wants to dry like three o'clock wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He wants to go to Aruba and she wants like
a wedding there, but he's already been married before. But
and then they're watching the turtles and she goes, is
this gonna be like our wedding night? And he goes,
I think so. And the turtles are like doing a
doggy style.
Speaker 4: So at Philip, he's a he's a he's a horn. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Other important parts of their story is that he does
the laundry now because she lost her laundry privileges in
the house because you put a detergent pod in the
dryer and almost set the house on fire, which.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it would do that.
Speaker 4: I didn't either.
Speaker 2: She's they lived down the street from her parents in
the retirement community, so she has moved from one home
where she didn't have to do anything to another home
where she doesn't have to do anything.
Speaker 3: Listen, man, she's no dummy, because he's going to die
and she's still gonna be barely fifty and she'll just
start all over again with another eighty year old.
Speaker 2: Absolutely live in the dream. So they reached some sort
of compromise on the wedding. So we'll see what happens.
Kenny and Armando. It's before all this poor thing happened
with Hannah. Thank god that Armando got to Arizona. That's
so stressful.
Speaker 3: They did a three part update today where of course
they both cried a lot and said that Hannah's doing
much better and they want it. She's going to stay
in Phoenix for the time being to do scans and things,
but that Armando's visa runs out on Sunday. Oh my god,
only be there for a few more days, and they're
trying to work with the government to let him stay
as long as she needs.
Speaker 1: God, Okay, horrible.
Speaker 2: So this is he's going for his second interview because
he got denied the first time because of the TB scare,
but now he gets denied again and they don't know
what it is. He says that the interviewer seemed to
be questioning their age difference because it's a large age difference,
but they don't.
Speaker 1: Know it's and he feels years it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's insane, and they he feels really guilty because he
knows Kenny wants to go be with his family in
the United States, but Kenny says, no, wherever you are
is my home. So and they're not going to give
up Tyrae. Okay, Tyree's getting his steps in. He's lost
a lot of weight weight loss surgery, and now he's
very self conscious about his bald spot. It's been thinning,
especially since when he turned twenty it started thinning, but
now it's worse. After surgery, some people lose a lot
of hair. So he's going to Atlanta for hair transplant
surgery from California. No idea why it doesn't appear to
be a sponsorship because they never showed the building or
the name of the doctor or anything. So I was thinking,
did Chantelle hook him up with someplace? I do not
know why he's going to Atlanta.
Speaker 4: That's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he has to pick out his hairline and
they take the hair from the back of your head.
Ronnie and Watcho Crappin's always says, they take it from
your pubes, but we.
Speaker 4: Take it from the back of your head.
Speaker 3: We take you from the back of your head. If
you hasn't had it like, doesn't had it done. Yeah,
and just look good.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It was years and years ago before you know.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I mean my understanding is it's
still just it's extremely painful and you're like, you have
to be awake the entire you're awake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he he does great, and then he does
it's he does a joke or he's like, I'm going
to show you my new hair, and he comes out
and he's wearing like a long wig as a joke,
and he's like, I'm going to be the next Fabio.
He's adorable. Honestly, he's so cute. Okay, big Ed just kidding.
I'm not talking about big Ed because once again he
is pursuing a woman a third of his age and
way better than him. In Yeah, it's just it's horrible.
He wears a costume. It's just horrible. He Yeah, he
goes to visit Jamal and Kim. That was the only
part that was bearable. A lease in her crossboob top
who has been proposed to five times, engaged three times,
never married. So in a week she's flying to Australia.
Her parents are going to be on a world cruise
and they're happening to be in Australia at that same time.
So they're going to meet Joshua and she goes to
meet her friend and for some reason, the friend is
wearing long sleeves and long leggings and Elise is wearing
a bikini and they sit on a boat in a
dock and they just sit on top of the boat.
Speaker 4: Is like, no skin cancer for me, girl, exactly.
Speaker 2: Also, Alice needs to stop selling those like detox tees
and stuff like that and pretending like she's naturally thin,
and it's annoying.
Speaker 4: She just said a million times she's never worked out
a day in her life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's other stuff that she's doing though that I
feel like is not great.
Speaker 1: And she's we don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 2: So the next day she says, I was talking to
Joshua about getting married and having kids. We had a
great conversation last night. All of a sudden, he turns
his location off.
Speaker 4: That's his true. He loves to do that.
Speaker 2: He loves that he lied and said that his phone
broke and he wasn't turning his location off. She said,
but I can see when I'm chatting with him. I
guess they were on video chat. She could see his phone,
and I guess he held up his phone or she
can virtually see his phone, like she's hacked into his phone.
Speaker 1: You're unsure.
Speaker 2: She sees messages from girls somehow on his phone, okay, and.
Speaker 1: She asks to see the messages and he hangs up.
Speaker 2: And then she gets a DM from a stranger saying,
I saw Josh out last night and he seemed to
go home with someone.
Speaker 1: And I'm only telling you because you're a queen.
Speaker 2: And so she ends things with Josh and she's not
going to Australia again. So she goes to hang out
with her friend and they do those shaky things, you know,
where you shake in your randomplate and yeah, and she's like,
I need to stop ignoring these red flags and I
need to do better and I'm not going to put
up with the losers, the cheaters, the poor guys. And
she says, so, guys, if you're watching this, hit me up,
and if you're international, even better, so I can get
back on this franchise and Josh is all three a CHEATERO,
a loser, eate and a poor.
Speaker 1: Guy and a poor guy. Yeah wow, what a roller coaster.
Speaker 2: Kim is Valentine's today. She's video chatting Wayne and they wayne'sley.
It says Wayne Kim's love interest because you know he
won't say boyfriend.
Speaker 1: That's so right, right, right, love interest.
Speaker 2: She decides she's going back to England to visit That's
all that happened there. Gabe love Gabe, he love him
and his sister on pillow Talk, they're very cute. He's
living in Colombia, but he's currently visiting Florida and he
has to talk to his sister. He says he's still
married to Isabelle, Isabelle but and he hasn't talked to
her in a year and a half. But he now
has a girlfriend, Cora, that he met in Colombia, whose
face is blurred, and he's nervous to reach out to
Isabelle for a divorce because she can make things difficult.
Speaker 1: And his sister says.
Speaker 2: Well, Corara is gonna think you're just scared of Isabelle
and that's why you're not getting divorce, And he says,
I am. So they make a three hundred dollars bet
on if he's actually going to pursue the divorce, and
so he goes back to Colombia. He's moving to Metagine
to be closer to Cora and to be farther away
from Isabelle because he's terrified every time he leaves his
apartment that he's going to run into her. Terrified he
should be scared, he's going to run into Nutella.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh god, Adelaithe yes, So his place,
his place is like a tiny studio and instead of
a refrigerator, he has a trash can with a plastic
bag and ice that he keeps meat in because he
has no fridge.
Speaker 1: It's a apartment.
Speaker 2: So he taught video chats the lawyer. He's very worried
isabel will want alimony, but the lawyer says, well, she
has a job and it would be hard for her
to prove she needs the money from you because you
haven't been giving her money and it's been a while.
I don't think a judge would approve it. So Gabe
is relieved and he's very just funny. He's like, maybe
I can finally get a fridge. And he's he's he
should be on the other way because he's adorable.
Speaker 1: You had him on the other way with Cora. Unblur
her face.
Speaker 2: Let's see it. Elizabeth and Andre they were on last night.
Speaker 1: I hate them. It also feels very fake.
Speaker 4: It feels so fake.
Speaker 3: I loved seeing Robert and Annie in their natural element
because they're funny, but I didn't need the crossover of
Elizabeth Andre pretending they're all best friends.
Speaker 2: No, the only real part was Elizabeth talking about how
much she missus Chuck, Like that was real.
Speaker 1: This whole I want it.
Speaker 2: She wants a new baby now and she's gonna spring
it on Andrea, and Andre thinks their family is complete.
Speaker 4: And then she's like, and I'll just have a baby
with somebody else.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of other men out there. And
he's like, you'll get artificially inseminated. And she's like no,
and he's like you know what you're saying and she's
like yes.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is fake.
Speaker 4: Get out of here.
Speaker 3: And they are all the Internet all the time talking
to how much they like.
Speaker 4: Hate It's ulty and everything. Yeah, bake. And yet.
Speaker 2: So they do a crossover where he's gonna buy a
car from Robert who owns Big Daddy Autos because he
has like seventeen children and never forget. And it seems
to be operated out of some sort of storage unit.
It's like a it's literally like a storage facility and
you roll up the door and he has cars.
Speaker 1: Inside and then that's his showroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was. It was sketch. Yeah, but good for him.
Speaker 2: I mean he used to be an uber driver. Maybe
it's so good for him. And they just fond over children.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And Robert tells, Andre, you're acting like the baby would
come out of your urethra. Just give her a baby.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, yeah, yeah he did.
Speaker 2: He knew a body part Chloe. I was excited to
see Chloe. Her hair looks so much better, Chloe and Johnny.
Speaker 4: She looks great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, her hair just it's a lot her without that
bleach blonde.
Speaker 1: So she's in Boston.
Speaker 2: She is best friends with Carianna Carriana, who she met
in Aruba, but who is also from Massachusetts.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't know if that was the girl that was
driving like Atlantis to come see her because she was
also married to No.
Speaker 2: I think it's one of the girls she hung out
with at the bar in Aruba, I think, but she's
she's Chloe still lives with her mom. Her mom is
like her whole world. And she meets with Carrieana tells
her that Johnny is having a baby with his ex,
but he's still texting her, saying like, why won't you
text me back?
Speaker 1: What are you out there doing? Are you out there
with other men? Well, he's a baby, you're having a baby.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then she starts crying because her mom is moving
to Florida, and Chloe's decided to stay in Boston for
her friends and family that live there in her life. There,
She's going to live on her own in an apartment
for the first time, and her her mom and her
go to a spa where she gets a mermaid facial
where they inject salmon sperm into your face.
Speaker 3: I think they do like micro needle and they put
the sam with sperm on top of it so it
goes in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Chloe says, compared to what I did with Johnny,
putting fish sperm on my face is not even one
of the most questionable decisions.
Speaker 1: I've ever made. That was funny.
Speaker 3: Anybody sit in the room with me while I get
a facial and also she just had her clothes on.
They didn't even like drape a towel across. I was like,
what kind of a kind of a facial place is this?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 2: So her mom encourages her to heal from Johnny before
she starts dating. I don't know, unless they're calling for
single life, then she should do it.
Speaker 1: She could be good on single life. I think she
is going to be a life actually really okay?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she shows her family her new apartment, including
her dad and her brother who I don't think we've
ever met before, and Chloe grilled to be there. No,
they Chloe's like, how does electricity get paid? Like, how
do you get electricity? How often do you pay? And
what happens if I forget to pay it? Does it
get turned off? Do you get a warning? And the
brother goes, when you get the bill in the mail
to pay, that's your warning? And she's like, how do
they know that I live here? Do I have to
tell someone that I'm moving? And they're like, yes, you do.
It's but this is what people have to learn in
their twenties. They don't teach you this in school.
Speaker 3: This is the exact conversation that I'm having with my
son about the new house that they're moving into. I said,
I said, I read the contract that I signed.
Speaker 4: To vouch for you for this house.
Speaker 3: It's just a gross house that's four bedrooms, four guys
living there.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 3: It's passed down from frat member to frat dumb. Yeah,
but I still had to like sign the contract, pay
the deposit, all the things you do when you rent
a place. And I've told him. I go, the contract
says utilities are not included. And they're like, oh, oh,
so how do we do that? I go, I have
now told you this information the other mothers and the
other mothers have told their sons, and now it's up
to the four of you boys to contact the people
that lived there before to find out who wish it over.
Speaker 4: And they're like okay. And then he asked me about it,
like two days ago.
Speaker 3: He goes, what are we supposed to be doing about
those utilities? I said, I've given you the information and
it is now up to you.
Speaker 1: It's in your hands or you're going to be sent
with flashlights.
Speaker 3: I said, I hope that we're not the first people
move it in where there's no power. Yeah, hopefully somebody
moves in before you and figures it out. He's like, yeah,
I'm gonna get on it. I'm gonna text the guys.
Speaker 1: I was like, good, good, let's see.
Speaker 4: Let's see the same thing. You have to learn it.
Speaker 2: You have to learn it, and they should teach you
it in school, but they don't know. There should be
a class about all of us. So Ashley and Manuel
there last couple. And this is just very frustrating and
very sad. And he's obnoxious and I know you love him,
but he is funny.
Speaker 3: But I he doesn't like her new body body.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, I think so too.
Speaker 3: So he wants her to be like she was so
he could feel like maybe he's hotter than her, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or he just likes a thicker woman. And now
she's has muscles in.
Speaker 1: Her arms all over.
Speaker 4: Man, she's muscular.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she says she sets up a meditation to ask
a spirit or taro or something like what she has
a skull and a cauldron from like hot topic. And
because she's a witch, and she's like, what do I
do about my relationship? But Manuel is like beeping something
in the other room, there's like a fire smoke.
Speaker 1: Detector going off, and she's like screaming. She does some taro.
Speaker 2: Recently, she tells us they got into a huge fight
over this trip to Ecuador to visit his children and
his family. It was supposed to be for Christmas, but
the tickets were twenty five hundred dollars if they were
to be there at Christmas. She was paying for the tickets,
and she said, we could save like over a thousand
dollars if we go a little bit later after Christmas,
and he said no, and she said yes because I'm paying.
And he said, then just cancel the whole trip and
through a toddler fit even though his children are there.
Speaker 1: But he was mad. It's probably so way cheaper to.
Speaker 3: Fly on Christmas than if you try to go like
on the twenty third and then not back on twenty sixth.
Speaker 4: So I mean, she's not wrong, Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: So she meets with her mom and her sisters to
tell them about the fight, and she tells them that
now they are going to Miami, and because she already
had time off from witching, what does she do for
a job.
Speaker 4: I don't know if she has a regular job, but
I know she's got.
Speaker 3: Like a business where she helps people get fit and
also read their tarot cards.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So she already had the time off.
Speaker 2: She didn't want to be in New York because it's freezing,
so she got them cheap tickets for Florida. And she says,
I pay the bills, spoil him. He came here with
a backpack and gave up his whole life, and I
felt so guilty about it that I started spoiling him
once he got here, and I created a monster. He's
now super entitled to everything and he works construction, but
she seems to still pay for everything. And she says,
we barely have sex now, and the sister goes, they
used to get it in and the mob goes, oh,
I know, And I was like, we all know, because
we'll remember what happened in that cafe bathroom, never forget.
So she feels like this trip is make it or
break it, or maybe they can hold out until they
get cast on last resort. So they go to Florida
and to get sun and tacos, and he says, my
blood is salsa, and I thought that was kind of funny,
but there. She's treating them boat rides, parasailing, food, everything,
and she says, do you appreciate everything I do for you?
And he says yes, ma'am, but he doesn't, and then
she wants to talk about the relationship. She says, do
you blame me for us not going to Ecuador? And
he says yes, and she says, you have not seen
your children for three years, but you wouldn't go on
this trip because it wasn't the way you wanted to
do it on Christmas and he says, Americans don't understand
how important Christmas is for us. And she could spend
the money on the tickets if she wanted to, but
she'd rather spend it on stupid stuff like her hair
and the gym.
Speaker 4: But that's not stupid to her.
Speaker 1: That's not stupid to her, and it's her money.
Speaker 2: So she says, you take me for granted and I
spoil you, and he says, you don't help me with anything,
and she says starts calling him a cry baby and
he's mocking her and she says, I hate him.
Speaker 1: I'm done. Enough is enough?
Speaker 2: So they go back to New York and she sits
him down the couch, sets up the camera and says,
I'm tired of putting everything into this relationship and getting
nothing in return.
Speaker 1: I want a divorce.
Speaker 2: And he says, you're giving up, of course, and she's like,
it's not I've been trying, and he walks away.
Speaker 4: Again.
Speaker 3: Last resort, Last resort. Yeah, I think that's a good call.
And I do think Chloe will be on Single Life,
So I think these are and I think Tyrae will
be on Single Life.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And we've heard on Single Life that.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to see. And I'm excited for Tyree too.
So next time, Emma and her friends and her sister,
they're all talking about how she dated Rob and her
sister tells her not to sleep with don't sleep with
the guy that you barely know, and she goes, that's
just me though.
Speaker 4: It's just like Shay, that's what we do.
Speaker 1: That's what we do.
Speaker 2: Via Vera Vera is that yeah, Vera who is now
with the dog walker?
Speaker 5: Yea?
Speaker 1: And he proposes to her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you follow her online? There for a while,
it got really weird, It got real weird.
Speaker 1: She is strange, she grew up in a cult.
Speaker 3: It got real culty, real blood of Jesus' real real,
speaking in tongues, real weird, real quick. She had a
brain tumor, and then she didn't, and it was it
got real weird, real quick. So it'll be interesting to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, okay, can't wait. And then Corey and Evelyn
fucking again. Were never done with Corey?
Speaker 1: Who is.
Speaker 2: He and Russ should go off to Dudsville because neither
of them pop. They're just both duds and you're right,
they don't deserve the women that they have.
Speaker 3: But have a question because this preview showed them getting
kicked out of an apartment because he only paid for
one week's rent. But it looked like they were like
in Ecuador. It did not look like they were in
Seattle or wherever his family is.
Speaker 2: I assumed they were still in Seattle, but she had
insisted they moved to an apartment and not with the mom.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. It's a very airy and light
and had yeah, so maybe they went back.
Speaker 2: But regardless, he's fucked up again. He has forgotten to
pay the second week of rent and they are being
kicked out in like five minutes and it's like pack
your go bag, go, and she's like, I just want
She starts crying and she says, I just want someone
to take care of me for once. Like he's so irresponsible,
like it's like having a child.
Speaker 4: He's like he, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He just sucks up everything where they were running that
like bar and Airbnb or whatever. I know, maybe it
wasn't successful.
Speaker 1: No, well yeah, I don't know, but you're.
Speaker 3: Right, he and Russ could go off to Dudsville Island together.
You guys, thank you for listening. This is a very
long episode. We appreciate you.
Speaker 4: It's a very long show. It's a two hour show.
And then we have to recap it, and then we
got to do Kimberly's Corner.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, but we don't have to.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: If people don't want it, I don't have to do it.
But I do enjoy it.
Speaker 3: People love Kimberly's Corner, Okay, And I hope everybody theme
music that I put that.
Speaker 4: I love you.
Speaker 1: I love the theme music.
Speaker 4: So we'll see if YouTube dings me for it.
Speaker 3: It didn't pay for it, just kidding YouTube, I.
Speaker 4: Paid for it. Everybody, let me know how you feel
about my perfectly snug ad. And we'll also let you
know I have an interview coming up this week with
Paula Paula and Thomas.
Speaker 2: No way, I do, Okay. I cannot wait to hear
about the managers. I cannot wait to hear about his
allergy tacks. Yes, and the couch situation.
Speaker 4: That's all of it. Uh huh.
Speaker 3: She reached out to me and said I was on
your show, and I said, well, I'd love to have you.
Let me talk to TLC. I can't do a I
can't do a behind the scenes deal.
Speaker 4: I got to go through my people. Yeah. I don't
want I don't want to miss anything.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to piss anybody off.
Speaker 4: No, no, okay.
Speaker 2: Have we said anything bad about her? No, we've only
said bad things about him. Right, So we're good.
Speaker 4: We're good.
Speaker 1: We're good. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think she's less. Everybody, make sure you're following
Kimberly and Katie. That's a date with Kay and k
on YouTube. And that is a date with dateline, but
at date dateline on your social meds.
Speaker 1: Yes, follow you guys.
Speaker 3: At pink she Pod. Let me know what you think
about my cringey ad.
Speaker 1: And it is tongue in cheek.
Speaker 3: It's funny, and then let me know if you're gonna
get a perfectly snug.
Speaker 4: Or a tissue bidet. Oh, it all ties together. We're menopausal,
we're hot, and you need to itchy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all these things.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you, Bye,