WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:02.240 Okay, I like this one. Don't say my name, but 2 00:00:02.279 --> 00:00:04.400 it's a really cool story. And I really like this one. 3 00:00:04.400 --> 00:00:07.839 I don't know why she doesn't want her name. But first, 4 00:00:08.480 --> 00:00:09.720 this is the first time I'm writing. I am AT 5 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:12.080 a loyal listener for years and years. I so appreciate 6 00:00:12.080 --> 00:00:13.880 the show and all the members, new and old. I 7 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:16.280 would love a Minnesota Goodbye sticker for my water bottle 8 00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:20.000 if you deem this worthy. Here's my experience. I live 9 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:22.559 in Carver and they just built a new small town 10 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:23.160 coffee shop. 11 00:00:23.199 --> 00:00:23.320 Now. 12 00:00:23.359 --> 00:00:26.399 To promote the shop's grand opening, they advertised the first 13 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:29.640 one hundred people in the building would get free coffee 14 00:00:29.640 --> 00:00:33.240 for a year, not just basic old, boring drip coffee, 15 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:37.759 but any specialty coffee, drink, smoothie, or tea, your homemade beverage. Wow, 16 00:00:38.759 --> 00:00:41.640 one free beverage per week for a year. That's about 17 00:00:41.679 --> 00:00:43.039 three hundred and fifty dollars. 18 00:00:43.359 --> 00:00:43.560 Yeah. 19 00:00:44.039 --> 00:00:47.840 I was jazzed, as I am a self proclaimed penny pincher. 20 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:50.039 The night before and I decided I'm going to try 21 00:00:50.039 --> 00:00:51.399 to be one of the first one hundred people. My 22 00:00:51.439 --> 00:00:55.399 spouse thought I was stupid, crazy, ridiculous for attempting after 23 00:00:55.439 --> 00:00:57.840 I saw it, on the Instagram people were lining up 24 00:00:57.840 --> 00:01:01.320 at seven pm the night before. Long story short, I 25 00:01:01.359 --> 00:01:03.600 did it. I set my alarm for four thirty. I 26 00:01:03.679 --> 00:01:06.280 was the seventy first person in line. I feel an 27 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:09.799 odd feeling of accomplishment, and I told you so. This 28 00:01:09.920 --> 00:01:11.879 experience led me to a few questions. I thought my 29 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:16.319 bear I might bear well for the morning show. Number one, 30 00:01:16.560 --> 00:01:18.560 have you ever encountered a prize you thought was too 31 00:01:18.640 --> 00:01:20.519 good to be true but turned out to be true? 32 00:01:21.359 --> 00:01:24.840 Off the top of my head, no, But I want 33 00:01:24.879 --> 00:01:27.640 to say that if this restaurant is giving you three 34 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:31.319 hundred and fifty dollars worth of coffee to one hundred people, 35 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:36.560 that is thirty five thousand dollars worth of free coffee? 36 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:37.959 Is that right? So much? 37 00:01:38.079 --> 00:01:40.359 That sounds like such a poor business decision? 38 00:01:40.519 --> 00:01:42.400 It really does. And I hope that they thought it 39 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:46.359 through and understood whether and that's their retail price, their 40 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:50.359 actual wholesale whatever price would probably be maybe a dollar 41 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:56.480 a cup. Yeah, so then it's fifty two times one hundred. 42 00:01:57.079 --> 00:02:02.280 Still that's still too much money, is that first ten 43 00:02:02.359 --> 00:02:06.159 people in or or I don't know. That's and for 44 00:02:06.239 --> 00:02:08.240 a year like I would just say, hey, maybe the 45 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:11.360 first hundred people in get a free coffee, right. 46 00:02:11.800 --> 00:02:13.400 I wonder if they bank on the fact that people 47 00:02:13.479 --> 00:02:16.560 will not come every week, because you're really not You're 48 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:19.199 not realistically going to come in if somebody will, but 49 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:21.319 realistically you're not going to go in every week. 50 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:22.759 And usually what. 51 00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:25.039 Usually when they do contests like oh, you get free 52 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:27.599 tacos for the year or something, it's like a limit 53 00:02:27.719 --> 00:02:30.240 of one taco a day or something like that, you know, 54 00:02:30.360 --> 00:02:32.560 which like doesn't set them as far back, but like, yeah, 55 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:36.280 that seems pretty extreme. I would absolutely come in every 56 00:02:36.319 --> 00:02:36.759 single day. 57 00:02:37.759 --> 00:02:39.719 It was me if it was an everyday thing though 58 00:02:39.719 --> 00:02:42.759 it sounded did she say it was once a week? Yeah, Yeah, 59 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:45.000 I would totally go. If I had a free coffee 60 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:47.080 once a week, that's the coffee I would drink that week. 61 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:50.560 Same their next one, same question or same person. Have 62 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:53.280 you ever done something you or others thought you could 63 00:02:53.360 --> 00:02:58.560 not or should not attempt? Off the top of my head, no, 64 00:02:58.719 --> 00:03:01.199 Susan's pretty supportive, so if I want to try something, 65 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:04.080 she'll do it. She'll you know, she'll encourage me. So 66 00:03:04.120 --> 00:03:05.919 I can't really think of anything. Can you guys think 67 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:08.240 of anything that other people said, like Bailey, your friends 68 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:09.960 probably thought you're never going to get on the radio. 69 00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:12.039 Oh no, my friends were really supportive. 70 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:12.800 Were they good? 71 00:03:13.400 --> 00:03:17.000 But I the money one. I've never entered a competition 72 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:20.520 like that. But a couple of years ago, my mom 73 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:22.560 she was like, oh, I was cleaning on my closet, 74 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:25.680 getting stuff to like donate to Goodwill, and I found 75 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:28.599 this box and in this box she had like I 76 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:32.479 don't know, forty of those like bonds that are just 77 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:34.840 kind of like paper checks sort of I don't really 78 00:03:34.919 --> 00:03:37.000 know exact saving spot yeah, saving spot thing. 79 00:03:37.159 --> 00:03:37.400 Yeah. 80 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:39.360 And she was like, wow, I totally forgot about these. 81 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:43.080 And some of them were like in my dad's mother's name. 82 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:43.719 Wow. 83 00:03:43.719 --> 00:03:45.319 And some of them were in her name, some of 84 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:47.400 them were in my dad's name, and then somewhere in 85 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:50.039 both me and my sister's names. And they had like 86 00:03:50.159 --> 00:03:53.080 reached the amount of time because they were like bought 87 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:57.360 in nineteen ninety one or something to like totally max out. 88 00:03:57.439 --> 00:04:01.360 So both me and my sister got tenthous dollars. Wow, 89 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:04.800 break in bonkers. And so I would tell people, I 90 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:06.520 was like, yeah, I've come into a small amount of 91 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:09.240 money by accident. Yeah. 92 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:10.240 That used to be a thing when I was a 93 00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:12.879 kid that used to really like TV advertisements for you 94 00:04:12.919 --> 00:04:15.599 buy US savings bond invest in America. Yeah, and you 95 00:04:15.639 --> 00:04:17.920 could buy like a five dollars savings bond that would 96 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:20.519 mature like ten years later. It'd be worth I don't 97 00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:21.519 even know ten dollars. 98 00:04:21.560 --> 00:04:23.959 I don't even know, right, I mean enough for I 99 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:25.079 mean ten thousand dollars. 100 00:04:25.279 --> 00:04:27.879 That is truly a nice stack. 101 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:29.959 Of them A stack. It was dope. 102 00:04:30.839 --> 00:04:34.199 Have you ever heard anything, or, like Jenny, anything that 103 00:04:34.199 --> 00:04:35.360 people said you shouldn't do that? 104 00:04:35.879 --> 00:04:38.399 I don't think so, Okay, fine, fair enough, we have. 105 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:39.040 To dig for one. 106 00:04:39.439 --> 00:04:42.160 Have you ever won something you didn't expect to win, Jenny, 107 00:04:42.199 --> 00:04:43.720 we already know about that. Time you want a trip 108 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:45.839 to Disney World, I will just go really quick. And 109 00:04:45.959 --> 00:04:49.560 quiz Nos did something fifteen twenty years ago where they 110 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:51.800 wanted to hear the best version of their slogan of 111 00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:55.439 you going mmm mmmmmmmm toasty. Oh yeah, And so I 112 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:59.160 entered that and I won twenty five thousand dollars. What Yeah, 113 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:03.120 twenty five five thousand went to my favorite charity, which 114 00:05:03.160 --> 00:05:06.000 I don't remember what it was at the time, but 115 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:08.160 then twenty five thousand went to me for saying mmm 116 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:10.120 mmm mmm mmm toasty. 117 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:15.720 Wow, something like that again, Dave. Their charity is Bailey has. 118 00:05:16.040 --> 00:05:17.759 Yes got it. 119 00:05:17.759 --> 00:05:19.639 It was funny because a radio guy did it and 120 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:21.480 I heard him and he was so stupid And he 121 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:23.480 was really annoyed me that he was so stupid that 122 00:05:23.519 --> 00:05:25.480 he thought it would win. He said, he didn't even 123 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:28.680 say it right, He said, mmm mmm mmmmmm that shit 124 00:05:28.920 --> 00:05:31.639 is toasty, and he was so proud of it, and 125 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:35.639 I thought, how stupid are you that you really think 126 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:40.240 you're gonna like ruin their slogan and say the word 127 00:05:40.399 --> 00:05:43.079 shit and they're gonna go, yeah, that's the best one. 128 00:05:43.560 --> 00:05:44.959 And he was so proud of it. But he was 129 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:47.399 one of these people that thought they were really smart. 130 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:49.680 We all know somebody like this that thinks they're really smart, 131 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:54.399 but they're actually quite stupid. Yeah, Bailey, ever win anything? 132 00:05:55.240 --> 00:05:55.519 No? 133 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:57.519 Not really. I mean I felt like the Bonds thing 134 00:05:57.600 --> 00:05:58.439 was kind of like a win. 135 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:00.720 That's a way, Okay, I got you that, Yeah, okay. 136 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:02.839 Guys, But other than that, like, no, I don't really 137 00:06:02.879 --> 00:06:04.920 win things because I don't really enter things. And I 138 00:06:04.959 --> 00:06:06.480 know that's part of the problem, is that you can't 139 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:10.199 win unless you enter. I just don't enter things. Because 140 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:11.360 I just assume I'm not gonna win. 141 00:06:12.079 --> 00:06:13.319 I think a lot of people do that, and I 142 00:06:13.319 --> 00:06:15.240 think that's one of the things with our you know, 143 00:06:15.240 --> 00:06:17.439 when we say the key word to text in, a 144 00:06:17.480 --> 00:06:20.480 lot of people think I'm never gonna win, which is 145 00:06:20.519 --> 00:06:23.839 really I totally get that because you're entering with a 146 00:06:23.879 --> 00:06:25.639 lot of other people. But somebody's got to win, and 147 00:06:25.680 --> 00:06:28.160 it costs nothing to enter, so I always say, go ahead, 148 00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:33.199 enter that contest. Yeah, next one, Hey, y'all. I want 149 00:06:33.240 --> 00:06:35.000 to send a quick note to my favorite group. First 150 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:37.040 of all, Dave solidified the fact why I think he's 151 00:06:37.079 --> 00:06:39.519 one of the most quick witted people. During your bit 152 00:06:39.519 --> 00:06:41.600 of having Bailey's teacher friend and calling in grade your 153 00:06:41.600 --> 00:06:45.040 Summer twenty twenty four essays, Dave said he was getting 154 00:06:45.079 --> 00:06:47.240 out his Ouiji board to thank his teachers because all 155 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:50.319 of them are dead. I was cry laughing, Dave, you 156 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:52.920 are fucking hilarious, and whether or not laughing that hard, 157 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:55.680 that joke sends me to hell. I'll see you there, buddy. 158 00:06:57.040 --> 00:06:58.519 Also want to give a shout out to Vaughan I 159 00:06:58.519 --> 00:07:00.319 met of the fair Saturday. He's one of the kindest 160 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:02.639 people I've ever met. He shook my hand gave me 161 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:04.800 his full attention. While we had a quick chat. I 162 00:07:04.920 --> 00:07:07.600 mentioned how happy I was for him that Melissa is 163 00:07:07.639 --> 00:07:09.839 here now, and how great he is on the show, 164 00:07:10.199 --> 00:07:16.000 and how I randomly yell out blaze blah bla blah. 165 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:19.680 Oh that's how they spell blas they go okay, blase blah. Okay, 166 00:07:20.079 --> 00:07:22.160 they spelled it blaze blah and I didn't get it 167 00:07:22.199 --> 00:07:24.920 at all, but I'm glad you two did. He smiled 168 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:26.879 and was so kind while I was low key kind 169 00:07:26.879 --> 00:07:29.600 of starstruck because I absolutely love having him as a 170 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:32.240 new edition of the morning show. He gave me and 171 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:35.600 I'm calling hr shirt and it made my day. I 172 00:07:35.680 --> 00:07:38.319 keep bringing him up, meeting him and receiving the shirt 173 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:40.879 the entire day at the fair. It ended up being 174 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:42.920 the highlight. It meant a lot because I still have 175 00:07:42.959 --> 00:07:46.079 the shirt I got in sixth grade when I climbed 176 00:07:46.120 --> 00:07:49.439 the IDs Tower for Climb for a Cure and Dave 177 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:53.639 signed it. I am now thirty one, so twenty years ago. 178 00:07:53.959 --> 00:07:54.319 Nice. 179 00:07:55.279 --> 00:07:57.839 Sorry for the long email. Thanks for all you do 180 00:07:57.920 --> 00:07:59.800 every day, from the amount of time and effort you 181 00:07:59.800 --> 00:08:02.120 put into making the show as grand as it is, 182 00:08:02.519 --> 00:08:05.319 and we're always being genuinely kind, real, and of course entertaining. 183 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:07.600 I'd love a staff writer sticker. I've been playing a 184 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:10.879 saving the perfect spot. I'm my coffee tumbler. Love y'all 185 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:13.240 from your p one listener, Aaron, and I will send 186 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:15.199 this off to you, Aaron, she did not include a 187 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:17.879 last name, but oh there it is in your okay, 188 00:08:17.879 --> 00:08:20.040 in your return address, so I will make sure I 189 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:22.720 get that to you. And when you ask for a 190 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:25.079 staff writer sticker, it's funny because sometimes people forget to 191 00:08:25.079 --> 00:08:29.720 actually put their address in there. So thank you Aaron 192 00:08:29.800 --> 00:08:33.120 for sending. And Vant is kind. I think that's one 193 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:35.600 of the things on our show is And I've worked 194 00:08:35.600 --> 00:08:39.200 with some people on this very show who were fake kind, 195 00:08:39.600 --> 00:08:41.679 and they were not good people, but they were very 196 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:44.440 fake kind. But the one thing I love about our 197 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:48.679 lineup now is everybody really is a really kind person. 198 00:08:49.399 --> 00:08:52.960 And Jenny is just like so kind, and Bailey is 199 00:08:53.039 --> 00:08:56.240 like kind and empathetic to everybody, and Vant just is 200 00:08:56.360 --> 00:09:00.480 like he is just so eager to like people. And 201 00:09:00.559 --> 00:09:02.360 I love people that listen to the show. I don't 202 00:09:02.360 --> 00:09:06.320 love everybody, yeah, but I can't. I can't love everybody, 203 00:09:06.879 --> 00:09:08.679 but I love people who listen to the show. So 204 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:10.639 I really am proud of the fact that everybody in 205 00:09:10.679 --> 00:09:14.960 the show is nobody is fake kind. No, everybody genuinely 206 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:17.000 is kind. Yeah, but I will name the people who 207 00:09:17.080 --> 00:09:17.679 have been on the show. 208 00:09:17.960 --> 00:09:19.120 Go ahead, I'm curious. 209 00:09:19.480 --> 00:09:23.679 I am not scroll. 210 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:30.200 Okay, next one. This one says for on air, so 211 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:31.840 I'm going to save that one to see if it 212 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:34.320 works better for on air. But let's go to this one. Hello, 213 00:09:34.759 --> 00:09:37.600 my favorite radio crew, loyal listener since the mid nineties, 214 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:41.000 and I love and talk about y'all way too much. Jenny, 215 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:43.759 you mentioned you were in Crosby last weekend. Such a 216 00:09:43.759 --> 00:09:45.720 cute town. By chance, did you stop at the Kana 217 00:09:45.799 --> 00:09:47.120 Wine Bar on Friday? 218 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:49.559 That's so funny. 219 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:52.840 We swung by it and we thought about like hanging 220 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:54.840 out there, but then we went and got food somewhere 221 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:56.480 else and went back to our airbnb. 222 00:09:57.679 --> 00:09:59.519 Okay, the reason they ask is my husband and I 223 00:09:59.559 --> 00:10:03.279 have a dou so called leaven Page Town, and we 224 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:06.120 were playing music on the patio. I don't recall seeing you, 225 00:10:06.679 --> 00:10:07.919 but it would make my day if. 226 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.600 You were there. I love y'all all right from Cindy. 227 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:14.519 We even thought about swinging by for like a glass 228 00:10:14.559 --> 00:10:16.840 of wine and just like watching the band because we 229 00:10:16.879 --> 00:10:19.440 saw them promoting live music and stuff. So I'm bummed 230 00:10:19.519 --> 00:10:20.879 we didn't come see you guys. 231 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:24.440 That is super cool though, that they listen and they 232 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:27.919 also I mean they're like, you know, a little duo. 233 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:29.120 That is super cool. 234 00:10:29.159 --> 00:10:29.759 I love that one. 235 00:10:29.879 --> 00:10:30.200 Cute. 236 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:31.559 Let's find the next one. 237 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:36.360 Speaking of patio, this is a weird transition, but we 238 00:10:36.440 --> 00:10:39.000 did not talk about it on the radio. The Saint 239 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:42.120 Louis Park Park Tavern and people dining out on the 240 00:10:42.120 --> 00:10:45.399 patio and relaxing. We could have covered it on the radio, 241 00:10:45.759 --> 00:10:47.559 but we didn't. We also did not talk about the 242 00:10:47.559 --> 00:10:50.440 school shooting, and we also did not talk about the patio, 243 00:10:51.559 --> 00:10:53.919 probably because you know, we were having such a good 244 00:10:53.960 --> 00:10:56.399 time on the show that we really didn't find a 245 00:10:56.440 --> 00:10:58.759 spot to work it in, which was a little bit 246 00:10:58.840 --> 00:11:02.759 neglectful of us, I guess you could say, or a misstep, 247 00:11:02.840 --> 00:11:05.120 because we should have talked about it. But I didn't 248 00:11:05.159 --> 00:11:08.279 know about this patio incident until Jenny told me because 249 00:11:08.279 --> 00:11:11.080 I've been out of town. Tell me what happened, and 250 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:12.320 most people already know. 251 00:11:12.600 --> 00:11:15.120 Yeah, basically, a drunk driver drove into the patio at 252 00:11:15.559 --> 00:11:18.399 Park Tavern in Saint Louis Park on Sunday, I believe 253 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:20.759 it was, and killed a server and a. 254 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:21.720 Guy that was dining there. 255 00:11:21.799 --> 00:11:23.960 Injured three other people that are still in the hospital 256 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:26.759 recovering from that, but I think two are in serious 257 00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:28.799 condition and one's in fair condition. 258 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:30.840 I think is what I read as of yesterday. 259 00:11:31.919 --> 00:11:35.639 But like, yeah, this piece of shit human this is 260 00:11:35.759 --> 00:11:41.360 his fifth DWI, I think, and just drove his car 261 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:44.240 right into the patio and fucking murdered people. 262 00:11:44.320 --> 00:11:47.639 And it's just it's so sad and disgusting. 263 00:11:47.759 --> 00:11:50.159 And the thing is, it's such a random place that 264 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:51.039 you would feel safe. 265 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:51.320 Yep. 266 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:53.759 You know, you're not on the road where you always 267 00:11:53.840 --> 00:11:56.200 kind of have your guard up, but on a patio 268 00:11:56.320 --> 00:11:58.679 where you're relaxing and chatting with friends, and all of 269 00:11:58.679 --> 00:12:02.000 a sudden, your friend next to you and the server 270 00:12:02.080 --> 00:12:04.480 who is out there not because she loved being a server, 271 00:12:04.600 --> 00:12:07.480 but because she was making money for three kids and 272 00:12:07.519 --> 00:12:11.840 supporting your family dies. You've heard me say before, I 273 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:15.080 hate a drunk driver. I hate a drunk driver. I 274 00:12:15.159 --> 00:12:17.879 really wish there were more strict penalties. Here is my 275 00:12:17.960 --> 00:12:21.799 idea for drunk drivers. Ye get if you kill somebody, 276 00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:24.960 you get your arm cut off. Yes, everybody will then 277 00:12:25.080 --> 00:12:29.559 know you killed somebody, you're a drunk driver. And if 278 00:12:29.559 --> 00:12:31.639 they drive again and kill somebody, you cut their other 279 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:35.440 arm off, And that would be a real deterrent to 280 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:38.440 drunk drivers because they'd be like, oh my god, I'm 281 00:12:38.440 --> 00:12:40.000 not going to drive drunk. What if I kill somebody 282 00:12:40.039 --> 00:12:43.799 to get my arm cut off? Plus the humiliation and 283 00:12:43.879 --> 00:12:46.519 the fact that your life is gonna suck because you 284 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:48.679 have no arms. Now, this sounds really harsh, and maybe 285 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:50.440 Daved'll be like, Dave, this is medieval. 286 00:12:50.480 --> 00:12:51.159 This is cruel. 287 00:12:51.679 --> 00:12:58.200 No, what's really cruel is unavoidably dying while you're doing 288 00:12:58.360 --> 00:13:02.360 nothing wrong. You have a choice whether to get drunk. 289 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:05.440 You have a choice whether to drive after you get drunk. 290 00:13:05.960 --> 00:13:07.799 If you get I don't know what the level would 291 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:10.279 to be, but this guy had five previous dwis. 292 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:12.919 Yeah he was I think four times over the limit. 293 00:13:13.159 --> 00:13:17.000 Okay, somebody like this I would after their third DWI, 294 00:13:17.039 --> 00:13:19.759 I would cut their arm off. They get one more 295 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:22.720 DWI after that, they lose their other arm. Not only 296 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:26.080 will they never drive again, they will suffer for it. 297 00:13:26.080 --> 00:13:29.919 It will be a deterrent and everybody will know, oh, 298 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:34.039 you're a drunk driver. You're a disgusting person. And I 299 00:13:34.200 --> 00:13:37.039 know that sounds medieval, and I know it sounds harsh, 300 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:39.600 but give me a better plan that works. There's not one. 301 00:13:39.720 --> 00:13:39.919 I know. 302 00:13:40.039 --> 00:13:41.679 Andrew and I were talking about it on this walk 303 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:43.519 the other night and he was like, I just think 304 00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:47.039 that after your first if you got a second DWI, 305 00:13:47.080 --> 00:13:48.480 you get your license taken away. And I was like, 306 00:13:48.519 --> 00:13:51.559 that won't do anything. Those people will still drive. They 307 00:13:51.600 --> 00:13:56.200 will still drive. Yeah, And so it's like, yeah, I 308 00:13:56.759 --> 00:14:00.240 don't know. I just wish people would be smarter. I mean, 309 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:03.919 what is what is a twenty to forty dollars uber 310 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:06.120 gonna cost you versaly. 311 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:09.320 Taking someone's life? Yeah, that's just insane. 312 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:09.720 And it's just so sad. 313 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:13.240 I mean, Okay, so there's the drunk driver, but what 314 00:14:13.360 --> 00:14:16.039 about I mean, just think about the pain of that 315 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:18.519 girl's mom and dad and her sister and her boyfriend, 316 00:14:18.519 --> 00:14:21.080 her husband, and the pain that they will have to 317 00:14:21.120 --> 00:14:25.240 live with forever for such a senseless thing. You know, 318 00:14:25.320 --> 00:14:29.240 when somebody dies of cancer, that is so senseless and awful. 319 00:14:29.480 --> 00:14:31.720 But it wasn't. There was There was not a perpetrator, 320 00:14:31.759 --> 00:14:34.440 you know what I mean. There's no perpetrator. You can't 321 00:14:34.480 --> 00:14:37.840 say God gave her cancer or whatever. 322 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:38.320 You can't. 323 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:41.279 You can be mad at the world, but when there 324 00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:45.200 is a perpetrator, there is a way to stop it 325 00:14:45.240 --> 00:14:48.480 from happening. And it would be it'll never happen. But 326 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:52.360 if I was king, yep, it would be probably the 327 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:53.440 first thing that I would enact. 328 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:55.480 Okay, I don't know that that's going to happen anytime 329 00:14:55.559 --> 00:14:57.960 soon because we don't really have that kind of government here. 330 00:14:58.360 --> 00:15:00.399 I'm bringing it back. I'm bringing it back. Yeah, I'm 331 00:15:00.399 --> 00:15:03.600 gonna I'm gonna start my own kingdom just in my 332 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:04.559 in my living room. 333 00:15:04.720 --> 00:15:07.360 Oh oh yeah, that feels perfect for you. Yeah, the 334 00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:08.679 expand it now. 335 00:15:08.679 --> 00:15:09.559 I don't like to leave the house. 336 00:15:09.639 --> 00:15:11.000 Yeah, all right. 337 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:15.799 Next one, Stephanie writes in I'm at a holiday trying 338 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:18.120 to spind a spot to fill up with gas. Half 339 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:20.799 the spots are closed because they're power watching the pavement. 340 00:15:20.840 --> 00:15:22.519 Not a huge deal. A guy in a giant black 341 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:24.919 truck pulls up to one of the gas spots, turns 342 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:28.159 off his car, goes into the store. I'm thinking, oh, 343 00:15:28.200 --> 00:15:30.559 I know, I hate it too. I'm thinking always prepaying 344 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:31.000 for the gas. 345 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:31.200 But no. 346 00:15:31.279 --> 00:15:33.399 He comes out of the store five minutes later, food 347 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:36.720 and drink, gets back in his truck and drives off. 348 00:15:36.879 --> 00:15:39.519 Oh my gosh, spot right. 349 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:40.600 What a complete asshole. 350 00:15:40.600 --> 00:15:42.639 If you're gonna run the store and not buy any gas, 351 00:15:42.799 --> 00:15:45.399 please don't park at the pump, especially when half of 352 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:48.519 them are being used or are not usable right now. 353 00:15:48.519 --> 00:15:51.759 They got regular parking spaces for that exact reason. Use them. 354 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:56.600 Don't be a douche ug People drive me nuts. I 355 00:15:56.639 --> 00:15:59.480 don't like to make a correlation between guys and trucks 356 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:03.159 because oftentimes there is no correlation between being a fucking 357 00:16:03.240 --> 00:16:06.960 asshole and having a big, giant truck. Sometimes there's no correlation, 358 00:16:07.320 --> 00:16:10.720 but sometimes there is a direct correlation between a big, loud, 359 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:13.200 fucking truck and being a fucking asshole. 360 00:16:13.320 --> 00:16:13.799 I think it's the. 361 00:16:13.919 --> 00:16:16.519 People who have trucks that don't use it for anything, 362 00:16:16.559 --> 00:16:18.799 that it's not like something to haul, it's just to 363 00:16:18.919 --> 00:16:21.720 have it. Those are the two shoe ones, I. 364 00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:23.919 Think so, and I think the guys who adjusts the 365 00:16:24.000 --> 00:16:26.519 muffler or the exhaust or whatever to get that really 366 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:29.039 loud rumble. And you know what, Listen, I'm not gonna 367 00:16:29.080 --> 00:16:31.080 lump everybody in there, but I'm gonna say that there 368 00:16:31.159 --> 00:16:35.879 is a mild correlation between being a fucking asshole and 369 00:16:35.919 --> 00:16:37.000 having a loud truck. 370 00:16:37.360 --> 00:16:40.120 Yeah, okaya, tell me I'm wrong. Maybe you know somebody 371 00:16:40.159 --> 00:16:40.399 who is. 372 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:41.320 I don't think you're wrong. 373 00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:43.879 No, okay, if you have an experience with this, maybe 374 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:47.240 your brother is a fucking asshole and he also drives 375 00:16:47.279 --> 00:16:51.159 a big loud f two fifty and he only hauls 376 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:54.679 himself around in it. Yeah, I'm a little distracted him. 377 00:16:54.679 --> 00:16:57.440 In Colorado. There are three deer outside in my front yard? 378 00:16:57.559 --> 00:16:58.120 Is it Dowie. 379 00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:02.120 I don't think Dowe is bad, but I did. If 380 00:17:02.120 --> 00:17:04.440 you don't know who Dowe is, she is my girlfriend. 381 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:09.200 She is a deer that shave I have. She's got 382 00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:11.960 beautiful brown eyes, Yeah she does. And I was feeding 383 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:13.839 her out of a coffee can full of bird seed 384 00:17:13.880 --> 00:17:15.279 the other day and she came right up to me 385 00:17:15.359 --> 00:17:18.599 and kind of was skittish. But there's video on my 386 00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:20.839 Instagram of meet Dave Ryan Kto But you be me 387 00:17:20.880 --> 00:17:23.799 feeding Dowie. And so now this morning there was a 388 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:25.960 deer in the yard and I thought, oh, Dowie's back. 389 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:28.160 So I got the beer at the beer. I don't 390 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:30.599 know why I said beer I got because it's always 391 00:17:30.599 --> 00:17:33.079 on my mind. I got the seed can and went 392 00:17:33.119 --> 00:17:35.799 outside and they ran off, So it wasn't Dowe. There 393 00:17:35.799 --> 00:17:37.720 are three in the front yard right now. 394 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:39.440 She would never run away from you. 395 00:17:39.440 --> 00:17:40.920 No, she loves me. 396 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:43.400 It does. Yeah, she's got beautiful brown eyes. One might 397 00:17:43.440 --> 00:17:44.559 call them Doe eyes. 398 00:17:44.759 --> 00:17:52.240 A hard Bailey next one, it says my favorite morning show. 399 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:54.960 Listening to Dave's song from Winning song Wednesday brought me 400 00:17:55.000 --> 00:17:56.839 back when I was in second grade and the kids 401 00:17:56.839 --> 00:17:57.799