WEBVTT 1 00:00:13.119 --> 00:00:17.559 You haven't a Costello program. 2 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:20.160 Listen to the great rhythmends of will Osbury and any 3 00:00:20.239 --> 00:00:22.399 darkness from the springy singing of Connie Hayes. 4 00:00:23.559 --> 00:00:25.280 And that's tawd Off study. 5 00:00:25.039 --> 00:00:40.679 Over stuffed little statesman who proudly said, Hey, I haven't 6 00:00:40.799 --> 00:00:42.119 costella Costella? 7 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:44.079 COMI yourself? Who are you so excited? 8 00:00:44.200 --> 00:00:46.479 Hey, haven't I think the war is over all? 9 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:47.159 That's silly. 10 00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:48.399 What makes you think the war is over? 11 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:51.159 I just heard the lady next door talking fact to 12 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:51.840 her maid. 13 00:00:52.200 --> 00:00:59.359 Oh but never locked, never mind that, yes, well, never 14 00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:01.600 mind that though. Up. You know, we've got to drive 15 00:01:01.640 --> 00:01:03.439 out to the eighth to the ball range to see 16 00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:04.319 the Andrews Sisters. 17 00:01:04.439 --> 00:01:06.120 Now, did car at Ken Niles's car? Oh? 18 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:07.719 Yeah, I fired it just like you told me. Well 19 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:09.159 that's well, but I had a terrible accident of it. 20 00:01:09.239 --> 00:01:10.920 What do you mean, I upset it. I gotta turn 21 00:01:10.920 --> 00:01:12.840 her over right away, our Ken Niles wife, who like it? 22 00:01:12.959 --> 00:01:14.480 Where we can do that when we come back from 23 00:01:14.519 --> 00:01:15.560 the Andrews Sisters ranch. 24 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:17.560 No, I gotta turn the car over out or Missus 25 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:18.519 Niles is gonna be mad. 26 00:01:18.560 --> 00:01:21.280 I'll explained to Missus Niles whereishing she's under the car? 27 00:01:21.519 --> 00:01:24.359 She's under the car. 28 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:26.000 Is she in a callman? 29 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:27.439 No, she's wearing a evening gog. 30 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:30.760 Oh, well, then let's get ten niles to help us 31 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:31.200 lift the car. 32 00:01:31.359 --> 00:01:32.920 Oh, Kennis in a good spot to help us? 33 00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:33.280 Fine? 34 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:34.280 Where is he? 35 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:38.640 He's under the car too. How does this accident happen? 36 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:40.719 I bumped in one of the car rabbits. Boy, that's 37 00:01:40.760 --> 00:01:42.480 driver was mad at me, he said, for two second, 38 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:43.640 punch in a o in What happened? 39 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:44.920 He ran up a fill of eight dollars? 40 00:01:46.519 --> 00:01:47.799 You were silly to walkie with the driver. 41 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:49.120 Why didn't you call a policeman. 42 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:49.760 I didn't have to. 43 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:50.760 I hit one. 44 00:01:50.840 --> 00:01:53.400 Hey, you hit plan, I hit a plice. You hit a. 45 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:55.400 Policeman in unifall hope I hit him in an. 46 00:01:55.280 --> 00:01:59.079 O Oh, this is liveless, spoil our whole trip to 47 00:01:59.120 --> 00:02:01.760 the Andrews sisters ran and did the cup recognize you? 48 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:02.120 Yep? 49 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:03.680 Could he swear to you? 50 00:02:04.040 --> 00:02:05.760 Yep? And I sweared right back at him. 51 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:09.960 I sw you gave a topper field, you tail of 52 00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:10.680 two cities? 53 00:02:10.919 --> 00:02:11.800 You all of a twitch? 54 00:02:11.879 --> 00:02:12.680 What did you say that for? 55 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:14.120 I was giving him the dickens. 56 00:02:14.280 --> 00:02:23.520 That's a fine thing. 57 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:25.080 Now I have to straighten you out with that policeman 58 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:27.800 where is he? He's under the car too. What are 59 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:28.960 they all doing under the car? 60 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:30.960 If you looked for an apartment lady, Oh. 61 00:02:32.479 --> 00:02:35.360 Oh oh, here comes mister and Missus Niles better be 62 00:02:35.520 --> 00:02:36.120 the castello. 63 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:40.680 No, no, you don't, you fat head flabby car flipping food. 64 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:42.800 Do you realize you left me out there on the 65 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:48.680 car holding got my rubber? See you stand there like 66 00:02:48.719 --> 00:02:49.120 an idiot? 67 00:02:49.159 --> 00:02:50.000 What you got to say? 68 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:54.479 Good morning, Missus Niles? Do good morning me? Good night 69 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:56.879 Missus Niles. That day went fast. 70 00:02:56.599 --> 00:02:57.280 Than car. 71 00:02:59.159 --> 00:02:59.680 Costella. 72 00:02:59.759 --> 00:03:01.759 What did you leave Missus Niles under the back seat 73 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:02.240 of her car? 74 00:03:02.479 --> 00:03:02.680 Well? 75 00:03:02.759 --> 00:03:08.360 Isn't that where they always get the cranky? 76 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:12.199 Hurry Missus Snile, I'll be nice to hey something, Well, 77 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:15.400 all right, I just a minute now, you worm. 78 00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:17.800 That's all right? Please ad my ahead? 79 00:03:17.879 --> 00:03:18.639 Blow me out yet? 80 00:03:18.719 --> 00:03:19.039 All right? 81 00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:21.639 You're supposed to, don't you don't try to wiggle. 82 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:21.800 Out of this. 83 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:24.919 What about me? Look at my suit? I'm a mess, Niles. 84 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:26.479 Without looking at your suit, you're a mess. 85 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:30.199 But look at the spots all over my suit. 86 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:32.240 Well, throw away to suit and wear the spots. 87 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:36.759 We are going out to get the policeman and sue 88 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:38.199 you for damages, damages. 89 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:39.680 But missus Niles, did you get hurt? 90 00:03:39.879 --> 00:03:40.879 Did I get hurt? 91 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:43.879 I have a big scratch on my crazy bones? 92 00:03:44.639 --> 00:03:50.960 Put your head on and nobody Ladison, Oh, hey, come on, 93 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:52.280 I have a think. Best. I gotta get out of 94 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:53.479 here before they come back with the cop. 95 00:03:53.439 --> 00:03:54.879 Oh you can cause more trouble. 96 00:03:55.199 --> 00:03:56.960 We were going to the ege of the bar Ranch 97 00:03:57.039 --> 00:03:59.039 to ask you andrew sisters to appear on USh and 98 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:01.199 you wreck the car we were going to use. 99 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:03.199 Well, now we'll have to rent a car. 100 00:04:03.280 --> 00:04:04.719 Well, let's get learn a car and we'll have to 101 00:04:04.879 --> 00:04:05.719 Well where can we get one? 102 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:05.919 Now? 103 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:06.400 You drive? 104 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:07.159 No? 105 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:07.960 You drive? 106 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:09.560 I said I drive. 107 00:04:10.159 --> 00:04:10.840 You don't drive it? 108 00:04:10.960 --> 00:04:11.520 I drive it? 109 00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:12.240 Drive? 110 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:13.159 What are you drive? 111 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:15.360 Why should I drive? 112 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:16.439 When you want to drive? 113 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:19.600 I'm going to drive, ookstella, I'm renting at you drive 114 00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:20.560 and I drive it. 115 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:22.000 Oh, then we both drive? 116 00:04:22.240 --> 00:04:23.519 No, we do nothing of the kind. 117 00:04:23.759 --> 00:04:24.199 I drive. 118 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:26.720 When I say you drive, I don't mean you drive. 119 00:04:27.199 --> 00:04:29.279 I mean that I drive, although it's you drive. 120 00:04:29.920 --> 00:04:32.680 When you say you drive, you don't mean me drive. No, 121 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:34.759 you mean you drive because I don't drive. 122 00:04:34.879 --> 00:04:35.399 Now you've got it. 123 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:39.519 Now I don't even know what I'm talking about. Now, 124 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:42.240 Look have it. You go to a place and you're 125 00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:44.800 gonna run a car. Yes, you are driving the car. 126 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:45.240 Yes? 127 00:04:45.439 --> 00:04:46.160 Where am I sitting? 128 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:47.399 You are sitting right next to me? 129 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:49.160 Is there a steering wheel in front of me? 130 00:04:49.240 --> 00:04:49.480 And no? 131 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:52.120 And you're positive that I am not driving? I am 132 00:04:52.199 --> 00:04:53.759 positive and you are driving the car? 133 00:04:53.959 --> 00:04:54.160 Yes? 134 00:04:54.360 --> 00:04:55.959 All right? What kind of a car you're driving? 135 00:04:56.079 --> 00:04:56.759 You drive? 136 00:04:58.160 --> 00:04:59.600 Somebody better be driving? 137 00:04:59.839 --> 00:05:03.040 No, no, no, Look, I'm trying to explain this. 138 00:05:03.399 --> 00:05:05.519 We go and rent a car right now? Where are 139 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:06.480 we gonna get you? 140 00:05:06.720 --> 00:05:07.439 Drive company? 141 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:11.319 Now? I drive company. I thought we were calling alone. 142 00:05:11.360 --> 00:05:13.480 You don't understand it hurts you drive? 143 00:05:13.759 --> 00:05:16.920 Well, if it hurts, you drive, that's that is right, 144 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:17.800 that's right. 145 00:05:18.079 --> 00:05:18.879 This is wort. 146 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:21.199 Don't you see the head of the company's hurts. 147 00:05:21.319 --> 00:05:21.879 That's too bad. 148 00:05:21.959 --> 00:05:23.600 What hurts them? Nothing hurts it. 149 00:05:24.360 --> 00:05:27.639 Look, every company has to have a head. Not truly, Now, 150 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:30.639 this company's heads hurts. Oh well, I'm taking an ask 151 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:35.000 for listen, it hurts you drive all over the country. 152 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:36.879 Well, off, it hurts to drive all over the country. 153 00:05:36.959 --> 00:05:38.639 Why should I drive and get hurt? 154 00:05:38.759 --> 00:05:41.959 You don't get hurt again, hurt, don't get hurt. 155 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:43.800 Couty, nobody's gonna hurt for me. 156 00:05:43.920 --> 00:05:44.319 That's right. 157 00:05:44.399 --> 00:05:45.879 You're not gonna get hurt now, am I. 158 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:48.600 Bull thing it hurt? You're not gonna get hurry. It's 159 00:05:48.680 --> 00:05:50.120 the hurts company. 160 00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:54.040 All the hurts company. I still I still look it. 161 00:05:54.920 --> 00:05:56.480 I am I next stop? 162 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:59.920 All right, very said bone you. 163 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:04.720 Now, I'm don't want to hurt nobody. 164 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:07.839 Will you listen to me? Please the man. The man's 165 00:06:07.920 --> 00:06:08.319 name is. 166 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:15.639 Love. 167 00:06:16.079 --> 00:06:19.240 Please no love, take it easy. The man's name is Krates. 168 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:20.639 He rents cars. 169 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:21.759 You drive. 170 00:06:22.040 --> 00:06:24.199 It's you drive all over the country. 171 00:06:24.800 --> 00:06:28.040 You drive all over the country. Yeah, not with that, Opa, 172 00:06:28.600 --> 00:06:30.680 what are you talking about? That's why I can't go? 173 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:31.720 Oh prea? 174 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:32.839 What do I mean? O? 175 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:33.279 P a? 176 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:35.319 Only a puny a. 177 00:06:35.639 --> 00:06:53.639 Car will osburn with the arrangement of one of your favorites. 178 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:55.399 My dreams are getting better. 179 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:55.920 All the time. 180 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:47.720 Well, our two heroes Admin and Costello are driving their 181 00:08:47.759 --> 00:08:50.679 reded car over the desert to the Andrews sister's ranch. 182 00:08:51.080 --> 00:08:52.320 We find them on the road. 183 00:08:52.440 --> 00:08:55.919 They're motor mearrily hammering away as they head for the ranch. 184 00:08:56.320 --> 00:09:00.159 Let's listen to these hammerheads, m. 185 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:03.240 Well, Castello. 186 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:06.759 No matter how you drive, the pedestrians always managed to 187 00:09:06.759 --> 00:09:07.519 get across the road. 188 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:07.879 Tomorrow. 189 00:09:08.159 --> 00:09:12.519 Yeah, sneaky devil sting. I wish I was a truck driver. 190 00:09:12.639 --> 00:09:13.639 What do you want to be a truck driver? 191 00:09:13.799 --> 00:09:13.919 Oh? 192 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:15.639 They run into so many interesting people. 193 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:21.159 Glass tell her you're a dope. Hey, huh, hey, what's HeLa? 194 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:22.159 Castella? 195 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:23.480 There's something, there's something wrong. 196 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:25.200 But what's wrong here? 197 00:09:25.240 --> 00:09:25.879 What's wrong with us? 198 00:09:25.960 --> 00:09:46.279 What's the matter with his car? Out? 199 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:53.840 I guess? Hello, Hello, feathers have an accident? Oh? 200 00:09:53.919 --> 00:09:58.440 Thanks, we just had one, right, Castella, say, mister, could 201 00:09:58.480 --> 00:09:59.679 you pull us to the nearest town? 202 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:05.279 Nope, but the horse can. It's ten miles to Palm Springs. 203 00:10:05.679 --> 00:10:08.799 I'll tell you that for thirty dollars. Here just houk 204 00:10:08.879 --> 00:10:19.039 the strow pomp. Okay, here we go, get here, I take. 205 00:10:18.960 --> 00:10:19.720 The horse's horse. 206 00:10:22.279 --> 00:10:25.639 No, Castella, that guy is a gyp, a magic charging 207 00:10:25.960 --> 00:10:28.039 charging us thirty dollars to pull us ten miles. 208 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:28.480 Don't worry. 209 00:10:28.480 --> 00:10:29.679 You get eating with him? 210 00:10:29.879 --> 00:10:30.960 Oh I got our weeks on. 211 00:10:41.879 --> 00:10:45.080 Okay, Castella. Here's the hotel, howering for the clerk. 212 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:50.600 Okay, Oh t work, oh t work, Oh palm moment. Please, 213 00:10:51.840 --> 00:10:53.480 this is a very high class hotel. 214 00:10:53.519 --> 00:10:55.919 And I'll have you understand I'm not a jerk. 215 00:10:56.039 --> 00:10:57.879 You're not even a vibration. 216 00:10:59.240 --> 00:11:02.440 Castella. When you like a gentleman, please right, clerk, we'd 217 00:11:02.480 --> 00:11:04.639 like a room. All I have left is the bridle chamber. 218 00:11:04.720 --> 00:11:05.840 Do you want that, mister Rabbit? 219 00:11:06.039 --> 00:11:06.240 I do? 220 00:11:06.399 --> 00:11:07.480 Do you want it? Miss Costello? 221 00:11:07.679 --> 00:11:07.879 I do? 222 00:11:08.039 --> 00:11:12.759 I now pronounce your room and death five dollars. Mister Clarke, 223 00:11:12.840 --> 00:11:14.000 just a minute. You don't understand. 224 00:11:14.639 --> 00:11:16.159 We were here on our way to the eighth of 225 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:18.559 the ball Ranch and our car broke down. We're going 226 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:19.679 to see the Andrews sisters. 227 00:11:19.799 --> 00:11:23.120 Oh, yes, see Andrews. Yes, they are so sweet. 228 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:25.720 Every time I see them, I want to kiss them. 229 00:11:26.320 --> 00:11:29.240 My mind says owe, my heart says yes. And what 230 00:11:29.360 --> 00:11:30.200 do you hear from your liver? 231 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:34.360 Well, mister Costello, if you will. 232 00:11:34.240 --> 00:11:36.080 Just sign the register, I'll have the boys show you 233 00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:38.000 to You're sweet, my what you're sweet? 234 00:11:38.080 --> 00:11:38.600 You're sweet? 235 00:11:38.840 --> 00:11:42.039 You're cute too high like? 236 00:11:42.440 --> 00:11:42.679 Yeah? 237 00:11:43.879 --> 00:11:45.440 All right, all right, come on, clerk. 238 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:46.200 What about our room? 239 00:11:46.279 --> 00:11:48.840 All right, mister Costello, it's on the tenth floor. Here's 240 00:11:48.879 --> 00:11:51.440 the key ten O six. Now get going, Okay, I'll 241 00:11:51.480 --> 00:11:55.440 see you later. Okay, all right, all right, I. 242 00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:58.200 Know you are now listen, Claike. We want to get 243 00:11:58.279 --> 00:11:59.960 up early. We're going to the Hey, wait a minut 244 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:04.039 tenth forward, tenth far. Wait a minute, you sent Costello 245 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:06.159 to the tenth fall. There's only one flour in this hotel. 246 00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:08.639 You haven't got a tenth floor, couldn't have a new na. 247 00:12:08.840 --> 00:12:09.320 You're right. 248 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:12.440 Oh this is sterious. Oh let's a castello. There's no 249 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:13.320 tenth far. 250 00:12:13.759 --> 00:12:24.320 Come right down, Hostello, speak to me? 251 00:12:24.399 --> 00:12:24.559 Are you? 252 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:25.279 Are you all right? 253 00:12:25.559 --> 00:12:26.320 What can I do for you? 254 00:12:26.480 --> 00:12:31.320 Send a boy for my bags? Hey, come on, let's 255 00:12:31.320 --> 00:12:33.840 get out of this place. I've never been so humidity 256 00:12:33.919 --> 00:12:34.559 in all my life. 257 00:12:34.720 --> 00:12:38.120 Humidity he humiditied me. Humidity means damn. 258 00:12:38.200 --> 00:12:46.759 Well, let's get out of this damp hotel. Bana al. 259 00:12:49.840 --> 00:12:51.000 Look, you can't check out. 260 00:12:51.080 --> 00:12:51.840 You just checked in. 261 00:12:52.440 --> 00:12:53.720 Oh it's the gypsy in me. 262 00:12:53.840 --> 00:12:55.799 Oh shut up, you're going right to bed now. We've 263 00:12:55.840 --> 00:12:57.879 got to see the Andrews sisters in the morning. Oh 264 00:12:57.960 --> 00:12:58.480 here's our room. 265 00:12:58.559 --> 00:12:58.759 Come on. 266 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:03.600 Oh, I wonder who that can be. Nobody knows we're 267 00:13:03.639 --> 00:13:03.919 in town. 268 00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:04.399 I'll take it. 269 00:13:04.559 --> 00:13:04.960 Go ahead. 270 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:09.360 Hello, Yes, this is lucash. No, I'm sorry. I'd like to, 271 00:13:09.639 --> 00:13:14.519 but I'm just pat. I won't tell you who was 272 00:13:14.559 --> 00:13:16.200 that full of them? They wanted to know what time 273 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:16.519 it was. 274 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:27.000 You are crazy. Now go get to bed. Come on, 275 00:13:27.120 --> 00:13:29.799 hurry up. Okay, oh h we've got to get up early. 276 00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:33.000 You understand to get to the ranks. 277 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:35.919 Pardon me, boys, I'm the chambermaid. 278 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:38.879 I heard you two clowns and checked in, and I 279 00:13:38.919 --> 00:13:40.759 thought you might like to hear the funny story. 280 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:42.039 How about it? 281 00:13:42.080 --> 00:13:44.480 At it? This chamber made might have something we could 282 00:13:44.600 --> 00:13:47.080 use a good joke. We haven't had one on three pages. 283 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:52.679 Oh right, god, well, did you ever hear the story 284 00:13:52.759 --> 00:13:53.960 about the double bed? 285 00:13:54.240 --> 00:13:54.519 Nope? 286 00:13:55.159 --> 00:14:02.679 I just made it. Oh this kit is gonna lay. 287 00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:07.120 Oh, I'll dare you. 288 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:09.440 I've never been told humiliated. 289 00:14:08.840 --> 00:14:09.440 In my line. 290 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:11.519 Now you see you at it? She said, the same thing. 291 00:14:11.600 --> 00:14:12.039 You're minify. 292 00:14:12.159 --> 00:14:13.440 She thinks she's a damp hot toto. 293 00:14:14.519 --> 00:14:16.240 Dantlass has nothing to do with it, she said. 294 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:21.080 Humiliate, conjugated from the Latin humilius, humilia you millium. 295 00:14:21.200 --> 00:14:23.360 I humiliate, She humiliates, They humiliate. 296 00:14:23.480 --> 00:14:24.200 How do you understand? 297 00:14:24.399 --> 00:14:29.360 Yes, sir, everybody in the Joiner's damp says, maybe could 298 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:30.960 tell me something. Our car broke down and we got 299 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:32.720 to get to the Andrews Sisters ranch. Now, how can 300 00:14:32.759 --> 00:14:34.360 we get there on a jackass? 301 00:14:34.399 --> 00:14:35.720 Did you ever write a jackass? 302 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:35.879 No? 303 00:14:36.720 --> 00:14:38.039 You better get on to yourself. 304 00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:43.679 Ha ha hmm. 305 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:46.799 How do you like that? That's a very funny joke. 306 00:14:47.159 --> 00:14:48.639 If you ask me, and I'll ask me. I think 307 00:14:48.679 --> 00:14:51.000 it's a funny joke. I think I'll try that when 308 00:14:51.000 --> 00:14:51.399 i'm abbit. 309 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:53.879 Hey haven't Yes, did. 310 00:14:53.840 --> 00:14:54.879 You ever write a jackass? 311 00:14:55.200 --> 00:14:55.240 No? 312 00:14:55.519 --> 00:14:58.759 Then hop on my back, Okay, on my b. 313 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:20.879 Lovely Connie Haynes things one of the most popular songs 314 00:15:20.919 --> 00:15:21.279 of the day. 315 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:23.200 I'm beginning to see the light. 316 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:31.639 I never get much far hoolet guy, I'm never wing. 317 00:15:31.799 --> 00:15:36.639 Back at fire fly, But now that the stars. 318 00:15:36.320 --> 00:15:40.960 Are in your eyes, I begin to see the light. 319 00:15:42.840 --> 00:15:47.840 I never went in far after glow a candle light 320 00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:51.960 on the missile, But now when you're. 321 00:15:51.919 --> 00:15:57.320 Turned the laugh down flow, I begin to see the light. 322 00:15:59.600 --> 00:16:06.440 You tramble through the pall, shout bottom and the dog. 323 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:12.879 Then you came and called the bottle that I'm fine. 324 00:16:13.360 --> 00:16:18.960 Now I never made love fine northern shine. 325 00:16:19.639 --> 00:16:24.320 I never saw rainbows in my wine, but now that 326 00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:27.720 lived so burning mine I. 327 00:16:27.840 --> 00:16:35.000 Was again and to see a light. Used ramble the. 328 00:16:36.919 --> 00:16:43.080 Shout of bottes in the doll then came and called 329 00:16:43.440 --> 00:16:49.639 the fat and the ball. No fie. Now I never 330 00:16:49.879 --> 00:16:56.840 made love leven shine, I ever saw rainboll in my wine. 331 00:16:57.480 --> 00:17:06.480 But now I can live supburn begin beginning. 332 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:35.799 See well, come on, Costello, Costello, come on, we've got 333 00:17:35.880 --> 00:17:37.119 to check out of this hotel. 334 00:17:36.839 --> 00:17:38.400 And find the Andrews sister's ranch. 335 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:38.839 Gee had it? 336 00:17:38.920 --> 00:17:41.160 I hate to leave this lovely hotel, you know, but 337 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:42.880 I can't get it into my shoecase. What do you 338 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:46.720 mean my shuecas is with towels, Costello, I'm surprised at 339 00:17:46.759 --> 00:17:48.319 you stealing towel from a hotel. 340 00:17:48.920 --> 00:17:54.920 What could be smaller wash rags? Come in? 341 00:17:55.920 --> 00:17:58.799 Oh pardon this unhorned intrusion, gentlemen, but I'm looking for 342 00:17:58.880 --> 00:17:59.759 Abbitt and Costello. 343 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:01.880 Oh that's happened over there, and I'm Costello. 344 00:18:02.039 --> 00:18:03.200 You no, no, it couldn't be. 345 00:18:03.359 --> 00:18:04.119 I'm sure, sir. 346 00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:06.799 I'm sure that Lucastello does not look like a sword 347 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:09.519 dog hootbelly, impacilic, flea bitten bum. 348 00:18:09.759 --> 00:18:11.039 Oh yeah, you want to bet? 349 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:14.920 Not what I say? 350 00:18:16.200 --> 00:18:17.880 Just a minute. Neighbor, Who are you anyway? 351 00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:21.240 Oh pardon me, My name is melonhead. I'm sorry with 352 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:24.640 that with that head, you should be sorry. Put your 353 00:18:24.680 --> 00:18:26.880 hat on please, it's blinding me the head. Thank you, 354 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:29.279 look at that scoff habit. It's for because all the 355 00:18:29.319 --> 00:18:30.359 way back to Santa Monica. 356 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:34.039 Now just a minute, Costello, I have resent your remarks. 357 00:18:34.359 --> 00:18:37.240 I have plenty of hair, I mean on your head 358 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:39.880 and putting your shirt food Costello. 359 00:18:39.960 --> 00:18:43.039 Costello, before you in shell man, and now please before 360 00:18:43.039 --> 00:18:43.680 you and sell him. 361 00:18:43.720 --> 00:18:45.240 Let's find out what he wants. 362 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:48.240 Go ahead, find out what he wants on my head? 363 00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:50.480 All right, melonhead, tell us what you want so I 364 00:18:50.519 --> 00:18:51.319 can insult you again. 365 00:18:51.440 --> 00:18:54.519 Gentleman, I'm a theatrical agent specializing in television. 366 00:18:54.720 --> 00:18:55.440 Here's my card. 367 00:18:55.640 --> 00:18:56.599 Hey, there's nothing on the car. 368 00:18:56.720 --> 00:18:57.960 Well, television isn't here yet. 369 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:02.599 Let's get down the business. Costello, Let's get down the business. 370 00:19:02.640 --> 00:19:04.759 I understand you boys are here to engage the Andrews 371 00:19:04.759 --> 00:19:07.240 sisters to appear on your radio show. That's right right now, 372 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:09.240 mister Castello. If I could save you a lot of money. 373 00:19:09.279 --> 00:19:12.720 Look if you found fourteen thousand, nine hundred and eighty 374 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:14.720 seven dollars and fifty cents in your pocket. 375 00:19:14.680 --> 00:19:17.119 What would you think I think I'd had on somebody 376 00:19:17.119 --> 00:19:17.759 else's pants? 377 00:19:17.920 --> 00:19:21.240 Oh no, no, no, now, gentlemen, my proposition is very simple. 378 00:19:21.480 --> 00:19:24.599 The Andrews sisters would cost you fifteen thousand dollars. But 379 00:19:25.200 --> 00:19:30.000 I happen to represent the original Andrew's brothers, the Andrews brothers, who. 380 00:19:29.920 --> 00:19:33.279 Are they a great tag? And the Andrews brothers. 381 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:36.319 The Andrews brothers will only cost you twelve dollars and 382 00:19:36.559 --> 00:19:37.240 fifty cent. 383 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:39.039 Do you know what that means? 384 00:19:39.240 --> 00:19:44.160 Yes, that means they must be allows you shut up costello, mister. 385 00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:46.759 Mellonhead, how can you afford the sell the Andrews brothers 386 00:19:46.839 --> 00:19:47.359 so cheap? 387 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:47.559 Oh? 388 00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:49.359 I was caught by the price ceiling. 389 00:19:50.559 --> 00:19:52.480 Uh you see think of it, boys, the the Andrews, 390 00:19:52.519 --> 00:19:54.920 the three Andrews brothers for twelve dollars in the that's 391 00:19:55.000 --> 00:19:56.279 less than five dollars a brother. 392 00:19:56.640 --> 00:19:58.319 Where can you buy brothers cheaper than that? 393 00:19:58.519 --> 00:20:03.680 I can buy the Smith brothers brand Castella now got 394 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:05.920 more hair as a beard, and you got on your hair. 395 00:20:07.039 --> 00:20:08.960 You stop quibbling with mister Mellonhead. 396 00:20:09.839 --> 00:20:11.880 Well, I mean he crippled on me first, So why 397 00:20:12.039 --> 00:20:13.880 I mean that? I don't go around crippling on they, buddy, 398 00:20:13.880 --> 00:20:14.640 I think cripple on me. 399 00:20:14.680 --> 00:20:15.640 All right, we'll thinking about it. 400 00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:17.000 I got a good mind to let him have it 401 00:20:17.039 --> 00:20:18.799