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Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell's Clayton here here with Chris. Tell

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tell them what they're Chris, who you are? What?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 1: Just do the thing?

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Speaker 2: Dude, We've been doing this is almost like a hundred episodes.

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Just say the thing, Chris, God, I'm dying. I died recently,

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and everybody turtle pussurements of God, that whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I died recently.

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Speaker 3: In my turn Punishment Suits podcast where we interview everyone

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in Hell, and I'm joined by Clayton.

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Speaker 2: Clayton, the brothers say they all know Chris, they all know.

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They've been here for a ninety six, ninety seven episodes.

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I've lost count.

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Speaker 1: Well, then, might you want me to do it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know it since on my Google cal I

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just obey, I say, Oh, I guess I'm recording another episode.

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Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell. Here we go again. Just let's

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just do the monotony.

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Speaker 2: Let's do do the thing. Do the thing, Chris and dance,

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monkey dance. You killed the monkey. I know, Chris, I

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know he's in the corner. It's very upsetting, it's very sad.

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I wish he'd moved his corpse. Well, I know, but

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you know, mister bubbles, I feel like he would have

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wanted this, you know, he would have wanted to be here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also don't think he would have wanted

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it to been killed.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know who's to say. Their monkeys, Chris.

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They can't talk, they can't speak. They can sign language

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on a good day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they can fly, at least here in Hell. That's true.

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It is a talent that we have taught them. So

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your ear a little down the dumps is about the

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war with Heaven? Is that what it is? I don't know,

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maybe maybe yeah it is?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, do you want to update everyone with what's

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going on?

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Speaker 1: Not really? I mean things are not going well, Chris.

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Speaker 2: You know, recruitment's down, Hell's armies smaller than it's ever been.

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Speaker 1: And when the war's next week?

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Speaker 2: The war is next week? Thank you for reminding me. Yes,

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My Google cow also reminded me, yes, Chris, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Just I'm feeling unprepared.

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Speaker 2: It's like, you know, finals week is coming up and

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I've and I haven't been going to class.

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Speaker 1: It's that kind of feeling, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have the group projects and all normal

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and regular projects, just everything.

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Speaker 2: Due papers, do all that terrible stuff you gonna let

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everyone down. Yeah, they're waking up every day in a

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cold sweat from wonderful dreams.

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Speaker 1: My nightmares, they're not They're not even the same anymore.

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Speaker 2: I'm having cool dreams about flying in sex, and I

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don't want those. Never had those before, So I'm true.

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I'm just an anxious mess. So have we tried rescheduling it?

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Does it have to be next week?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: Again, and through the Googles, I sent them a request

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for moving it, you know, maybe kicking out six hundred

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and sixty six years or so. You know, they keep

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denying it. They're not checking, you know, and I'm new

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to Google. I thought that making the jump from Hotmail

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would do something. But they Heaven's not gonna listen to me. Yeah,

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I know, no one Hell's listen to me. I'm just

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a you know, I don't know. Well what happens if,

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like we just don't show up.

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Speaker 1: I mean I think we lose.

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Speaker 2: I think that, Yeah, I mean that's how embarrassing is that,

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you know, we don't even show up?

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Speaker 1: Great?

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Speaker 2: Either way, things are gonna get grim. I mean, this,

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this battle is not gonna go well. I've done everything

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I could, you know, I've tried to get a huge army.

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You know, I've tried to I've gone to the British

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part of Hell. I've gone to you know, fantasy Lands,

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where I've tried to.

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Speaker 1: Get like yeah, half Forks.

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Speaker 2: And halflings and those guys, and you know, God, you

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just trying to get just anybody who will sign up.

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But we've tried bribing them with Chili's blooming onions.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it awesome blossoms.

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Speaker 2: I can't remember anymore. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter,

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Speaker 3: So have we tried like maybe the one man combat thing,

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you know, like what's his name? You know, like we

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bet the whole war on one combat mano Imano or.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like Davin Goliath, or we like to give you

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one dude out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have Gliath down here.

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Speaker 2: You know. I don't know, man, but Gliath's been busy,

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hasn't been returning my emails. I don't even know if

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I'm using Google email, right? Is that what it's called

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Google email?

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Speaker 1: It's called Gmail. I don't even know, man, whatever happened

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to our hotmail? I just don't check it anymore? Have

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you checked it?

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Speaker 4: I mean?

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Speaker 1: No, should we dust that thing off. Do you remember

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the password? I don't know. I mean I think it

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was try Clayton's password.

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Speaker 2: Uh, no password, one password, no password, no pass. I

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don't think that's enough characters. Pee, Now about six p's

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six p's, you know, like you know, just type P

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six times.

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Speaker 1: Three four five six? Oh that well that was it? Okay?

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All right?

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Speaker 2: Well, well, I mean we have any emails, do we

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miss anything?

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Speaker 3: Will change that password now, just in case anyone tries

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to check it.

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Speaker 1: It's not who cares leave it? I don't even care anymore. Uh.

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Speaker 3: A lot of spam, Yeah, a lot of spam. It

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looks like we have two questions about anime. We have

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a question from a pocket Penny asking Claydon what's your

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favorite anime? And also from Lizabeth asking do you have

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anime down in Hell?

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite? Do we? Yeah? I mean, yeah, we

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have anime. I'll tell you this much.

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Speaker 2: My my least favorite anime is Demon Slayer for obvious reasons.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, yeah, like.

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Speaker 2: Why don't they let Nesko talk? And like what's up

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with Tangerro's birthmark? I don't even know, you know, and

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like those hashero guys, Like what's their deal.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. It's just like I don't know

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what you're talking about. Oh yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's it's a complex, it's a it's actually kind of

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a good show. I don't want to bump it up

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too much because you know, it's about killing demons and.

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Speaker 1: I am a demon.

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Speaker 2: But uh huh, you just you just can't resist, you know,

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it's neither can't heaven.

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Speaker 1: I guess yeah I don't or yeah, wait, no, what

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Speaker 2: I was just going down this nice you know thought

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process of thinking about anime, uh you know, and and nice,

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nice cartoon things, and then you got to bring the

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war back up and now I'm just a stressful mess again.

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I'm all anxious again, I'm all sweaty. Well what he's weak, mom, Spaghetti.

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Speaker 1: Well you know, maybe if you hadn't watched so much anime.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh okay, mom, God, you know, sometimes I have

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to procrastinate because I don't you know, I know that

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the situation's dire. It's it's a it's a no win situation.

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It's a no win scenario. Chris, is it though?

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Speaker 3: I mean according to the Bible, like you know, Revel,

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I don't know, and they're like something about hell can't and.

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Speaker 1: There there's got to be a way to win. I

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don't know. I think that that was all just fluff.

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Speaker 2: They're trying to make it seem like the bad guys

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are way more powerful than than we actually are. You know.

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So there's steaks and stuff, But alright, man, it's gonna

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be a rough time.

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Speaker 3: So what do we is this gonna be like a

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couple of us up there fighting.

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Speaker 2: Best best case scenario. It's gonna be you me, maybe

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like six dudes. You know, we'll cobble together some armor,

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you know, do the best that we can. Yeah, I

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guess I'll bring my What about you got your tank?

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You ordered your tank? Well, yeah, but I don't even

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know if it's gonna get here on time. I mean,

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that thing's they said it's all wrapped up and shipping

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right now. It's still at the warehouse, so I don't

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even know if it'll be there. Fucking Amazon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So what happens if you if like an

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angel kills you, can you die?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? That's like the only thing that can kill me,

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean yeah, this, don't be surprised if this

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is one of our last episodes, Chris, or the last

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episode I mean, right, I mean, I mean if we

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go to the war, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: How we'd record it. Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 2: We'd have to, like, I don't know, maybe instead of

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you fighting, we just strap a bunch of equipment on

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and then you you record the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, do you really want a record of

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it though?

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Speaker 2: I mean, if it's you know, for posterity, yeah, I

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don't know what that word means.

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Speaker 1: But I guess how does have something to do with

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butts or something. I don't even know. Come on, I mean,

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this is our last episode.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Chris. I mean, I'm stressed out. You know,

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I'm sitting here. I know what's coming next week. Hell,

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I'm staring death in the face.

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Speaker 4: Y'all have very intense stares. Yeah, I know, Hey, Death, Hey,

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how's it going?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Good?

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Speaker 4: Am I good to talk now?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know you've been sitting here for long enough. Yeah,

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it's been like ten minutes.

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Speaker 4: I got the invite on my Yahoo, so I guess

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I responded to your hotmails. But dude, you gotta remember

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your passwords. Those are really important stuff.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: I know it's six p's. In case you're wondering, well,

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I was I heard earlier?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well why didn't you say anything? Why are you

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just staring?

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Speaker 4: Well? Maybe I was enjoying the show. I mean I

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can smell the death in the air here.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess we didn't really intro you very well,

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so we're at all.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just kind of wait until I heard my name.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my kind of death. Yeah, what's up? You just

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killed anyone recently? I guess business.

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Speaker 4: Is booming the best time to be death.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and me and the boys, it's been two years

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of pure bliss.

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Speaker 1: Yeah what boys? Are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: My boys? My bros? The Four Horsemen?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, I totally yeah, haven't I

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haven't met them yet.

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Speaker 1: Actually, you're one of the four Horsemen.

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Speaker 4: Uh wait, I knew that, am I one of the

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I'm like the Okay, don't tell them, don't tell them

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that I'm the four Horsemen.

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Speaker 1: Like he's like, he's like the red Ranger of the group.

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Like you're the justin Timber and.

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Speaker 4: I'm the Pale Ranger. Please get it right.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, you're like the white the Red Ranger. Okay,

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but who's the leader? I don't even know anymore.

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Speaker 3: That's me, Okay, yeah, it's it's me, Justin Timberlake of

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the Yes or No, is it instanc It's it's you.

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Speaker 4: I'm the Justin Timberlake of the Backstreet Boys. Yes, you're

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the Baby Spice the Spice Girls one and the same.

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Speaker 1: Wow, was she the leader? Was she? I don't know

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who cares.

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Speaker 4: I'm the Donkey Kong of the Donkey Kong Crew.

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Speaker 2: Okay, they're they're perfect. We can we can stop all

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of these similarities.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it. That was the one.

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Speaker 4: I'm like the Captain American and Iron Man of the Avengers.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, in one in one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so there's not another like pestilence or famine or

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or or war.

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Speaker 4: If they're not well, I mean they they listen to me.

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I mean, go tell them this. But they I'm the leader.

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They do what I say.

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Speaker 2: I mean, those guys, those guys are pretty powerful, and

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I know you're like ultra powerful.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm death on the final stop baby.

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Speaker 1: Right, this is kind of a long shot, right, are

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you busy next week?

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Speaker 4: Next week? Well, I was gonna go to Cabo, you know,

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after Thanksgiving, but uh, I work, I can squeeze something,

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And what are you thinking?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I mean, like we got this big battle coming up

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and right now, like numbers are low, you know, and

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we kind of need some extra players on our team.

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Speaker 1: So like if you.

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Speaker 2: If you keep joining along, I mean, if if if

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your other guys are freed up, you know.

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Speaker 4: The four horsemen, I mean, like we could we could

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ask them if they want to do it. I mean

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I do, I don't think war's got much going on lately.

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Speaker 1: Well do we need to ask them? Couldn't you just

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tell them to? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I mean you want to go through the formalities. We're

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gonna make them do it anyways, But I mean, wouldn't

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you rather have a happy camper?

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Speaker 1: I mean, is this is this you just being a

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just leader?

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Speaker 2: Or are you actually not the leader? I can't tell

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what are you questioning me right now?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, okay, that's what I thought. Put

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the site down.

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Speaker 3: It's okay, So good here, okay, So you're you're you're,

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you're okay asking them if they'd be up for I

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mean fighting heaven because I mean.

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Speaker 4: I mean, Clayton, don't you ask Chris whenever you make

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them do all the weird monkey stuff.

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Speaker 1: No, never, never in my life. No, no, Wow, does

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it make me a bad leader?

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Speaker 4: I mean I can see why you guys are having trouble.

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Speaker 3: In the war now, all right, all right, I don't

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know if that makes to your bad leaders so much

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as like the you know, failure to plan the war.

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But I mean, if y'all get together, is that not

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an apocalypse?

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Speaker 1: That's like that's like a big thing in the Bible.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it has to be all four of us, but

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all four of us together does equal one apocalypse.

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Speaker 1: That's right up our alley. We needed that. That's exactly

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what we needed.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean that now, shouldn't you remember that password?

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You could have gotten back to me a lot quicker. Yeah,

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you're right, that is my mistake. But I know that

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this is the last minute ask, and I know that

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this is a long.

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Speaker 2: Shot, but like, could you like hook us up with

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your brothers and like see if we could get the

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other apocalypse horsemen on board?

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I brought him here to the studio today.

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If you want to talk to wait, really are to

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them wait outside?

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Speaker 2: They're just sitting on their horses outside. Yeah, okay, I mean, can.

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Speaker 1: You go grab one like I I would love to

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talk to war.

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Speaker 4: I mean, get war real quick. Oh my god, straight,

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y'all stay right here.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Chris, this could be the edge we need against heaven.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean four horsemen.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's that's like biblical, I mean literally literally, Yeah, yeah,

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that's this in the Bible.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, come on in is uh this the this is show?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I know it's cool. I got to the right place. Hey,

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how's it going. Y'all wanted to speak with me?

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Speaker 1: He uh, well, we wanted to speak with war.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's no.

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Speaker 1: I'm war. No, you're this is your death. You just

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you were just in here.

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Speaker 4: No, Death's outh side. His horse had a tummy ache.

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Speaker 1: You look they all look a lot alike. I gotta

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say that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like you just put on a red

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cloak instead of the black one you were wearing.

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Speaker 4: No, this is my war robe. You get it by

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watching the old war fall down off a chimney, and

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then you put on the robe and you become war.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well it's also a subtle pun war drobe. But yeah,

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can you hold on just one second?

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Speaker 1: Actually, Chris, is I think I think this is death?

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Is he messing with those death playing tricks. I don't,

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I don't know. I mean they look a lot alike.

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But also, you know, he does have a different doesn't

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have a different cloak, rob, But I don't know. Uh well,

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let me try something. Hey death, he didn't answer. Okay,

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then yeah, all right, maybe it's maybe it's war. I

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don't know.

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Speaker 2: Let's just keep going either way, even if his other

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brothers aren't here, having death on our side, that's that's

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a good thing, you know, So let's just play this game.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Hey war war?

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Speaker 4: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it good for?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely nothing?

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Speaker 2: I didn't think you would like that song because it's

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about being against.

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Speaker 1: You, you know.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I hate it. I hate it a lot.

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I do hear it quite a bit. Yeah, it's one

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of the only songs that has the word war in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, really, I can't. That can't be accurate. There's gotta

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be plenty of songs.

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Speaker 4: About war name and other war pigs. That's a good song,

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that's okay one Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'd say that's all I know.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, when you when you put on the war playlist,

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it's only war pigs and war. What is it good

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for Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, so war, we were wondering what you're up to

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next week?

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Speaker 4: Oh, next week, I'll have you know. I'm a very

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busy guy, are you though?

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Speaker 2: I mean I thought they wrapped things up in Afghanistan recently.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean maybe there could be something, but.

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Speaker 1: There's always something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Why why do you ask?

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Speaker 2: Well, well, we yeah, we have like a bit of

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a you know, a war against Heaven. So Death said that,

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you know, as the leader. He said that he could

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get you toward Death.

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Speaker 4: Isn't the leader?

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Speaker 1: Are you? I thought he was?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm the leader. I mean who was the first

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name when you think of the four horsemen war?

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Speaker 1: He's got a point there, I mean yeah, don't.

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Speaker 4: Don't listen to Death. He's making it up all the time.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, would you be down for a war with Heaven?

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Speaker 4: Y'all are having a y'all having a war?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I thought we sent you the the Yahoo or

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the Google.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm on earthlink earthlink, war at earthlink dot com,

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war at earthlink dot com.

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Speaker 1: Got it? Well, would you want to I would like

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I would love to war? Yeah really? Yeah? Okay, yeah,

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sure sweets.

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Speaker 4: I mean okay, let me on. I gotta get a

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business mode.

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Speaker 1: Huh yep.

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Speaker 4: So how are we looking?

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Speaker 1: Uh bad?

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Speaker 4: Are we gonna win?

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Speaker 2: No, it's looking pretty rough. I don't know if we're

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gonna win this war. Yeah, that's why we need you.

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That's why we're recruiting you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, what's our troops look like?

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Speaker 2: Six or seven guys tops plus me and Chris?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and death and death if.

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Speaker 4: You're you know, we've seen wars. No, I'm not gonna

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We haven't seen smaller wars, no, never, never.

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Speaker 1: I guess it would just be like more of a

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scuffle or.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just like little little slap fights.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about at the scale, right. I mean you

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could you, you know, bring an army with you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure that you have some reserves or you know,

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I mean maybe if people know that you're involved.

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Speaker 1: And we'll get more troops, you can pull some strings. Right,

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Maybe maybe famine is famine, famine be around, you know,

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famine might be Wait, really I could go ask. I

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mean he's standing outside, right, Yeah, he's waiting outside. Okay, Yeah,

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I mean go get him.

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Speaker 4: I'll be cool. I'll go get him. Uh, I'll be

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right back, I promise.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well, it seems like Death is planning

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to goof on us.

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Speaker 1: He's acting like war, and I bet he's gonna walk in.

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He's gonna pretend to be famine. But whatever. Yeah, yeah, come.

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Speaker 4: In, Hey, yell, how's it going?

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, it's hey famine?

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Speaker 4: Right's who else? Who else would it be?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, war, pestilence?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm famine.

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Speaker 1: So where where's what happened to war?

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Speaker 4: Are you any snacks in here?

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Speaker 2: I mean I think we have some lest over Halloween candy.

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It's a little old now, but so.

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Speaker 4: War he had he had used the use a toilet.

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Oh yeah, okay, when duty calls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's good.

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Speaker 2: Uh. So, Famine, I see that you have the exact

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same wardrobe as War and Death, but your cloak is

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just a different color. It looks like yellow. Yeah that's cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're definitely a different guy.

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Speaker 4: Though, right, Uh who else would I be?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't even know anymore. Well, hey,

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listen to catch you up.

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Speaker 2: We're having a war against heaven, and I mean, I

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don't really know you know the lengths of your powers,

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but I mean, would you want to participate and maybe

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just like have heaven skip a meal or two.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, you know, I I usually don't interfere

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with y'all's business, but I mean it is right after Thanksgiving,

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so I think they could use a famine maybe.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right? Yeah, yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 4: Why not throw the curveball their way the full? But

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if not, what if they shot everything out?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly, that's great. Yeah, I'm totally on board for this.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like you know, they it would be like,

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you know, you ever have those days where you just

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kind of miss breakfast and then you're just like really

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drowsy the whole all the time.

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Speaker 4: I don't eat breakfast. I don't do anything at all.

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Speaker 1: It's the most important meal of the day.

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Speaker 4: You would go for a do you have a dunk?

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Aou any dunk?

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Speaker 1: I guess those did end up in hell after they discontinued.

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So yeah, yeah, we we should have some light around.

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I think hold on, let me let me look through here.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I mean here, here's like some old snacks.

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I mean it's those like peanut butter crackers.

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Speaker 1: Do you like those?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I love peanut butter crackers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, how about it, man? So I mean famine. Wow,

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what's your whole deal?

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Speaker 2: I mean, what's it like being brothers with like, you know,

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war and death and Pastel.

467
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Speaker 4: And stuck up pricks? They think they run the show?

468
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Speaker 1: Who runs the show?

469
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Speaker 4: Me?

470
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh? Are you the leader?

471
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Speaker 4: Yeah? What does an army march on their stomach?

472
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I can see that logic. So if

473
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you were, say, member of the Avengers, which one would

474
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you be?

475
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Speaker 4: I'd probably be the leader, like Hulk, leader, strongest?

476
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Is he?

477
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:07,519
Speaker 4: Yeah?

478
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it's an interesting viewpoint.

479
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Speaker 4: I'd be like the Ringo. Is he the leader behind

480
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the scenes? Kind of like behind the curtain? Don't put

481
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intention to the man behind the curtain.

482
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, we met Ringo. I don't think there's much

483
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behind that curtain. Yeah.

484
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Speaker 2: And we're not talking about the Avengers anymore. Right, we've

485
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moved on to the Beatles. Is that correct?

486
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Speaker 1: Is there a Ringo in the Avengers? I don't know

487
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a comic book.

488
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Speaker 4: Isn't there Ringo of the Raccoon?

489
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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's Rocket? Oh yeah, that's the Guardians. Yeah.

490
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I lose track too. There's just so many Marvel movies.

491
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Speaker 4: Too many, too many?

492
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

493
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Speaker 3: Yeah, So I mean if you're down for you know,

494
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fighting heaven or what about any chance the pestilence would

495
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be around, you know.

496
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Speaker 4: You know, be open to it. I think I could

497
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convince him, I really could. Yeah.

498
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Speaker 2: Wow, be a huge I mean he's the fourth guy.

499
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I mean, you're you're obviously the most important one.

500
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Speaker 4: But obvious. Thank you for recognizing. Of course I don't

501
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get enough respect, you know, yeah, I get no respect.

502
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, total Rodney dangerfield situation.

503
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Speaker 4: But any dangerfield of the Avengers.

504
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Speaker 2: That's okay, we all recognize that. Here in this house

505
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we stand you.

506
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Speaker 4: Will you sign off on that? I have the paper

507
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right here?

508
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

509
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Speaker 4: Okay, here here I want you both to.

510
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Speaker 2: Sign okay, all right, obviously in Chris's blood, right obviously, okay,

511
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the blood of the virgins right there, Yes, of course,

512
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the you're on the you're on the stave page.

513
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Speaker 4: There you go, perfect, and here is a copy for

514
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you if you would please, uh put that up on

515
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your wall right now?

516
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, thank you. There it is perfect.

517
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Speaker 4: I'll go get pestilence right now. I'll be I'll be

518
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right back.

519
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, should we take that down? I mean,

520
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he's I mean probably unless he is well.

521
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Speaker 2: I don't even know anymore. I mean, let's what are

522
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we talking? This is still death though this is all

523
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the same, isn't it.

524
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Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, it's how is he getting

525
00:22:00,079 --> 00:22:03,759
all these robes? Yeah? Yeah, come in in.

526
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Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going? But sorry, you have a little,

527
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uh feeling a little under the weather. Pestelas pestilence, Right,

528
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:13,880
that's me.

529
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Speaker 1: How's it going, Doug?

530
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Speaker 4: I am fine, I am fine. I got tested three

531
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months ago. This is just a little bit of allergies.

532
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so wow pestilence.

533
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Speaker 2: You've I see that you have a green cloak on

534
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that is indeed different than your brothers.

535
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Speaker 4: Yes, I don't. I don't wear any other cloaks. I

536
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only wear this one.

537
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you look, I mean and sound identical. So

538
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,119
really yeah, I mean, like, say, I were to be

539
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,680
doing a character where I played four different people, I

540
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,480
feel like I at least like changed my voice.

541
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Speaker 4: But I mean, you are the first person to ever

542
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tell me this.

543
00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:56,759
Speaker 1: Really, you don't ever get you. They get each other.

544
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Speaker 4: They always say, look how distinct those four are? Are

545
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they even brothers? That's what they say that we're hardly

546
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recognizable as a family.

547
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Speaker 1: Okay, who yeah? Who is? Okay? All right?

548
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,839
Speaker 2: Anyways, Uh, Pestilence, We're gonna catch you up. We have

549
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,480
a war against heaven. It's next week. We're kind of

550
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,680
up against the gun. Yeah, we got your brothers involved.

551
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Oh really okay?

552
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Speaker 1: So then, like, I mean, you want to play or

553
00:23:21,519 --> 00:23:22,000
what's up?

554
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 4: Look I do I'm gonna need you to tell me

555
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,480
what's up with that thing on your wall?

556
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Speaker 1: I thought I thought we took that down. You know

557
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,519
how fam it is?

558
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Speaker 2: Right, he's he's a bit of a you know, he

559
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he worries about how he's viewed.

560
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Speaker 4: You know, But did you come here and say as

561
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the leader?

562
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Speaker 1: He said he was the leader. But we all know,

563
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we all know we Pestilence is the leader, of course.

564
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Speaker 4: Thank you. I mean, who's killed more people than the

565
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past three in the past two years combined?

566
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Speaker 1: This guy. That's right. You're on a hot streak, yeah,

567
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,319
oh yeah, or a cold streak. I don't even know.

568
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,880
I guess you get a fever when you get a

569
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old so maybe both.

570
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Speaker 4: Then cold then really cold the streak.

571
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Speaker 1: To get what I mean? Oh yeah, that's yeah, I gotcha.

572
00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:11,240
So yeah, so you're you're down, m.

573
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Speaker 4: Take that thing off your wall and you got you

574
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got a deal.

575
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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, I mean we didn't even think

576
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that this was a thing anyways. Yeah, so where are

577
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the others?

578
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Speaker 3: Don't we because we kind of need all four, you know,

579
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,599
for the apocalypse y'all? Ever have you ever in the

580
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,160
same rumor?

581
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Speaker 2: Is that?

582
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 4: I mean all the time?

583
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:30,759
Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: How did you do that?

585
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,599
Speaker 4: Good news? Y'all, Death Horse is feeling better and I pooped.

586
00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:40,519
Speaker 1: Wow, that's great. There there are really are four of you.

587
00:24:40,759 --> 00:24:41,200
I look at that.

588
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Speaker 4: There's I think one of us is only in here

589
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changing wardrobes every time we come in here.

590
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Speaker 1: Honestly, yes, I thought Death was just having a goof.

591
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Speaker 4: He looks nothing like that a thing like you think

592
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,359
he looks like me?

593
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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, Death praying, plays prank seas. He's

594
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known to goof from time to time.

595
00:24:57,759 --> 00:24:58,559
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're right.

596
00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:05,079
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's so good to see the four of

597
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:09,319
you here in this room. Oh guys, thank you so

598
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,960
much for coming on board. So when you guys do

599
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,000
apocalypse is, how do you kind of get that? You

600
00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:15,799
know started?

601
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,559
Speaker 4: It's a good time all around.

602
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: Oh wow, guys, wait, I'm the leader that's pretty funny. Guys,

603
00:25:33,039 --> 00:25:34,240
what's this?

604
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 4: What's what's on the wall here? Oh? Did you sign

605
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,039
up on Famin being leader? He is not the leader?

606
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Speaker 3: The leader?

607
00:25:41,559 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, guys, guys, it doesn't really matter who signed

608
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:46,680
what on whose wall?

609
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 1: Right?

610
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,839
Speaker 2: Yell brothers, Yellow brothers, brothers. Yeah, you know, like who

611
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,440
why does it matter who's the leader?

612
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,759
Speaker 1: Listen, guys, I'm gonna beg I'm gonna beg here.

613
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:58,079
Speaker 4: We need you.

614
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Speaker 2: We need you so much for this war, and it's

615
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,720
gonna be a good time.

616
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Speaker 1: You know.

617
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Speaker 2: It would be like a brother Bondie experience, right, I mean,

618
00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:07,319
can you would you guys do a solid for me?

619
00:26:07,519 --> 00:26:09,640
You would do a small little apocalypse next week?

620
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,559
Speaker 4: What do you say, bros? Help a demon out? Yeah? No,

621
00:26:13,559 --> 00:26:20,400
come on, okay, Oh.

622
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 1: This is great. Oh it's so good to have you

623
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,200
guys on board. So yeah, let's let's get this apocalypse

624
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,240
started all right.

625
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 4: Then we'll uh, we'll start go getting prepared.

626
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: You gotta you guys know a time, guys, what at

627
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,960
a time? Wow?

628
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,799
Speaker 4: Well do you know we'll just.

629
00:26:38,759 --> 00:26:39,519
Speaker 1: Make the wall bigger?

630
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 4: Thank you?

631
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Wow?

632
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 2: That was that was some great stuff. And you know

633
00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:49,400
what Chris do you hear that out there? That is

634
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,559
that music? Hold on, open up that window. Wow, that's

635
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,839
it's the army. They're they're rising.

636
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's like millions and billions of troops.

637
00:26:59,839 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 2: I think they all heard the broadcast. They think they

638
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,720
know that the Four Horsemen are here. This is a

639
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,200
real apocalypse. Chris, Oh my god. I mean that's that's

640
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:07,839
like an army.

641
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:08,839
Speaker 1: That's an army.

642
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 2: Ready, we're gonna We're gonna win this thing. I think

643
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,880
we're gonna go. I think we got a really good

644
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,960
chance of winning this thing.

645
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,839
Speaker 3: I mean that is a lot of It's like that

646
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,960
scene in Lord of the Rings where you know, Warmtn's like,

647
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,519
well with what army and then the Saramon goes out

648
00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:23,519
to the window and there's like all the works chanting

649
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,240
and cheerry and like it's like that.

650
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,279
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, I mean but they lost.

651
00:27:27,319 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 2: I was thinking more like Army of Darkness where they

652
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,200
raised the Army of the Debt. Well they lost in

653
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,599
that one too. Anyways, I think we're gonna win, Chris.

654
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,319
I've got a really good feeling about next week.

655
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Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of army. There's a lot

656
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,759
of army, all right, Hold up, hold up, what's up?

657
00:27:39,799 --> 00:27:41,960
I just got a Gmail nottle Kate. Your tank is

658
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:47,039
gonna arrive tomorrow. Everything's turning up, Clayton. We got the

659
00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:50,519
four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. We got an entire army. Guys.

660
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,519
Tune in next week. You gonna see me riding in a.

661
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: Tank and commanding the armies of Hell and we're gonna

662
00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:00,519
win this swar against heavyh That's.

663
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: A weird jent, but yeah, wow, hail Clayton.

664
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 4: Wow.

665
00:28:12,279 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 3: Thank you so much to Cold Gallian, Cold Gallian, Cold

666
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:17,720
Gallian and Cold Gullian for coming out.

667
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome, You're welcome, You're welcome.

668
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,839
Speaker 2: Stop I'm going crazy. I know that there's gonna go

669
00:28:23,079 --> 00:28:27,680
this is this is gonna edit down into like you know,

670
00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:29,640
we'll have the voice of Stacked, so it sounds like

671
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,880
four people. But right now in our recording, you're just

672
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,799
saying four lines, four times.

673
00:28:33,519 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 4: Back to back to back. I feel like I'm stepping

674
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,519
over everyone, just like, no, I'm talking now. No, I'm

675
00:28:37,519 --> 00:28:38,759
gonna keep on saying things.

676
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is episode ninety eight, ninety nine is gonna

677
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,480
be our big war.

678
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: U whoa, thank yeah, thank you to everyone. We've got

679
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,720
some crazy stuff planned for it.

680
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,559
Speaker 2: It's a massive, massive undertaking. It's gonna be our biggest

681
00:28:53,559 --> 00:28:55,039
episode yet, so please tune in.

682
00:28:55,279 --> 00:29:00,799
Speaker 4: Everyone will be there. The biggest crossover in cinematic history. Yeah,

683
00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:02,960
our podcast history podcast.

684
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,039
Speaker 1: Uh, and we're super excited about it.

685
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 3: And thank you everyone who's listened thus far and everyone

686
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,279
who's supported us, and uh, yeah, I mean this is

687
00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,000
a this is a big, big thing. We got some

688
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,279
surprises and uh, Cole, where can people find more of you?

689
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:21,599
Speaker 4: You can find me on Twitter at Cole Underscore Gallion.

690
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Cole, thanks for coming on. Go check him out,

691
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,200
and yes, tune in next week. It is going to

692
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,519
be a massive, massive episode and it should be a

693
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:30,039
lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, bye bye bye.

695
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Speaker 4: Thanks for having me on, of course,