Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell's Clayton here here with Chris. Tell
tell them what they're Chris, who you are? What?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Just do the thing?
Speaker 2: Dude, We've been doing this is almost like a hundred episodes.
Just say the thing, Chris, God, I'm dying. I died recently,
and everybody turtle pussurements of God, that whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I died recently.
Speaker 3: In my turn Punishment Suits podcast where we interview everyone
in Hell, and I'm joined by Clayton.
Speaker 2: Clayton, the brothers say they all know Chris, they all know.
They've been here for a ninety six, ninety seven episodes.
I've lost count.
Speaker 1: Well, then, might you want me to do it?
Speaker 2: I don't know it since on my Google cal I
just obey, I say, Oh, I guess I'm recording another episode.
Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell. Here we go again. Just let's
just do the monotony.
Speaker 2: Let's do do the thing. Do the thing, Chris and dance,
monkey dance. You killed the monkey. I know, Chris, I
know he's in the corner. It's very upsetting, it's very sad.
I wish he'd moved his corpse. Well, I know, but
you know, mister bubbles, I feel like he would have
wanted this, you know, he would have wanted to be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also don't think he would have wanted
it to been killed.
Speaker 2: But I don't know who's to say. Their monkeys, Chris.
They can't talk, they can't speak. They can sign language
on a good day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can fly, at least here in Hell. That's true.
It is a talent that we have taught them. So
your ear a little down the dumps is about the
war with Heaven? Is that what it is? I don't know,
maybe maybe yeah it is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, do you want to update everyone with what's
going on?
Speaker 1: Not really? I mean things are not going well, Chris.
Speaker 2: You know, recruitment's down, Hell's armies smaller than it's ever been.
Speaker 1: And when the war's next week?
Speaker 2: The war is next week? Thank you for reminding me. Yes,
My Google cow also reminded me, yes, Chris, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Just I'm feeling unprepared.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, finals week is coming up and
I've and I haven't been going to class.
Speaker 1: It's that kind of feeling, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have the group projects and all normal
and regular projects, just everything.
Speaker 2: Due papers, do all that terrible stuff you gonna let
everyone down. Yeah, they're waking up every day in a
cold sweat from wonderful dreams.
Speaker 1: My nightmares, they're not They're not even the same anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm having cool dreams about flying in sex, and I
don't want those. Never had those before, So I'm true.
I'm just an anxious mess. So have we tried rescheduling it?
Does it have to be next week?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Again, and through the Googles, I sent them a request
for moving it, you know, maybe kicking out six hundred
and sixty six years or so. You know, they keep
denying it. They're not checking, you know, and I'm new
to Google. I thought that making the jump from Hotmail
would do something. But they Heaven's not gonna listen to me. Yeah,
I know, no one Hell's listen to me. I'm just
a you know, I don't know. Well what happens if,
like we just don't show up.
Speaker 1: I mean I think we lose.
Speaker 2: I think that, Yeah, I mean that's how embarrassing is that,
you know, we don't even show up?
Speaker 1: Great?
Speaker 2: Either way, things are gonna get grim. I mean, this,
this battle is not gonna go well. I've done everything
I could, you know, I've tried to get a huge army.
You know, I've tried to I've gone to the British
part of Hell. I've gone to you know, fantasy Lands,
where I've tried to.
Speaker 1: Get like yeah, half Forks.
Speaker 2: And halflings and those guys, and you know, God, you
just trying to get just anybody who will sign up.
But we've tried bribing them with Chili's blooming onions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it awesome blossoms.
Speaker 2: I can't remember anymore. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter,
None of it matters.
Speaker 3: So have we tried like maybe the one man combat thing,
you know, like what's his name? You know, like we
bet the whole war on one combat mano Imano or.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Davin Goliath, or we like to give you
one dude out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have Gliath down here.
Speaker 2: You know. I don't know, man, but Gliath's been busy,
hasn't been returning my emails. I don't even know if
I'm using Google email, right? Is that what it's called
Google email?
Speaker 1: It's called Gmail. I don't even know, man, whatever happened
to our hotmail? I just don't check it anymore? Have
you checked it?
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 1: No, should we dust that thing off. Do you remember
the password? I don't know. I mean I think it
was try Clayton's password.
Speaker 2: Uh, no password, one password, no password, no pass. I
don't think that's enough characters. Pee, Now about six p's
six p's, you know, like you know, just type P
six times.
Speaker 1: Three four five six? Oh that well that was it? Okay?
All right?
Speaker 2: Well, well, I mean we have any emails, do we
miss anything?
Speaker 3: Will change that password now, just in case anyone tries
to check it.
Speaker 1: It's not who cares leave it? I don't even care anymore. Uh.
Speaker 3: A lot of spam, Yeah, a lot of spam. It
looks like we have two questions about anime. We have
a question from a pocket Penny asking Claydon what's your
favorite anime? And also from Lizabeth asking do you have
anime down in Hell?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite? Do we? Yeah? I mean, yeah, we
have anime. I'll tell you this much.
Speaker 2: My my least favorite anime is Demon Slayer for obvious reasons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, yeah, like.
Speaker 2: Why don't they let Nesko talk? And like what's up
with Tangerro's birthmark? I don't even know, you know, and
like those hashero guys, Like what's their deal.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. It's just like I don't know
what you're talking about. Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's it's a complex, it's a it's actually kind of
a good show. I don't want to bump it up
too much because you know, it's about killing demons and.
Speaker 1: I am a demon.
Speaker 2: But uh huh, you just you just can't resist, you know,
it's neither can't heaven.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah I don't or yeah, wait, no, what
all right?
Speaker 2: I was just going down this nice you know thought
process of thinking about anime, uh you know, and and nice,
nice cartoon things, and then you got to bring the
war back up and now I'm just a stressful mess again.
I'm all anxious again, I'm all sweaty. Well what he's weak, mom, Spaghetti.
Speaker 1: Well you know, maybe if you hadn't watched so much anime.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh okay, mom, God, you know, sometimes I have
to procrastinate because I don't you know, I know that
the situation's dire. It's it's a it's a no win situation.
It's a no win scenario. Chris, is it though?
Speaker 3: I mean according to the Bible, like you know, Revel,
I don't know, and they're like something about hell can't and.
Speaker 1: There there's got to be a way to win. I
don't know. I think that that was all just fluff.
You know.
Speaker 2: They're trying to make it seem like the bad guys
are way more powerful than than we actually are. You know.
So there's steaks and stuff, But alright, man, it's gonna
be a rough time.
Speaker 3: So what do we is this gonna be like a
couple of us up there fighting.
Speaker 2: Best best case scenario. It's gonna be you me, maybe
like six dudes. You know, we'll cobble together some armor,
you know, do the best that we can. Yeah, I
guess I'll bring my What about you got your tank?
You ordered your tank? Well, yeah, but I don't even
know if it's gonna get here on time. I mean,
that thing's they said it's all wrapped up and shipping
right now. It's still at the warehouse, so I don't
even know if it'll be there. Fucking Amazon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So what happens if you if like an
angel kills you, can you die?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's like the only thing that can kill me,
you know.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean yeah, this, don't be surprised if this
is one of our last episodes, Chris, or the last
episode I mean, right, I mean, I mean if we
go to the war, I don't know.
Speaker 1: How we'd record it. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: We'd have to, like, I don't know, maybe instead of
you fighting, we just strap a bunch of equipment on
and then you you record the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know, do you really want a record of
it though?
Speaker 2: I mean, if it's you know, for posterity, yeah, I
don't know what that word means.
Speaker 1: But I guess how does have something to do with
butts or something. I don't even know. Come on, I mean,
this is our last episode.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Chris. I mean, I'm stressed out. You know,
I'm sitting here. I know what's coming next week. Hell,
I'm staring death in the face.
Speaker 4: Y'all have very intense stares. Yeah, I know, Hey, Death, Hey,
how's it going?
Speaker 2: Oh? Good?
Speaker 4: Am I good to talk now?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know you've been sitting here for long enough. Yeah,
it's been like ten minutes.
Speaker 4: I got the invite on my Yahoo, so I guess
I responded to your hotmails. But dude, you gotta remember
your passwords. Those are really important stuff.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I know it's six p's. In case you're wondering, well,
I was I heard earlier?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well why didn't you say anything? Why are you
just staring?
Speaker 4: Well? Maybe I was enjoying the show. I mean I
can smell the death in the air here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess we didn't really intro you very well,
so we're at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just kind of wait until I heard my name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my kind of death. Yeah, what's up? You just
killed anyone recently? I guess business.
Speaker 4: Is booming the best time to be death.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and me and the boys, it's been two years
of pure bliss.
Speaker 1: Yeah what boys? Are you talking about?
Speaker 4: My boys? My bros? The Four Horsemen?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, I totally yeah, haven't I
haven't met them yet.
Speaker 1: Actually, you're one of the four Horsemen.
Speaker 4: Uh wait, I knew that, am I one of the
I'm like the Okay, don't tell them, don't tell them
that I'm the four Horsemen.
Speaker 1: Like he's like, he's like the red Ranger of the group.
Like you're the justin Timber and.
Speaker 4: I'm the Pale Ranger. Please get it right.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, you're like the white the Red Ranger. Okay,
but who's the leader? I don't even know anymore.
Speaker 3: That's me, Okay, yeah, it's it's me, Justin Timberlake of
the Yes or No, is it instanc It's it's you.
Speaker 4: I'm the Justin Timberlake of the Backstreet Boys. Yes, you're
the Baby Spice the Spice Girls one and the same.
Speaker 1: Wow, was she the leader? Was she? I don't know
who cares.
Speaker 4: I'm the Donkey Kong of the Donkey Kong Crew.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're they're perfect. We can we can stop all
of these similarities.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it. That was the one.
Speaker 4: I'm like the Captain American and Iron Man of the Avengers.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, in one in one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there's not another like pestilence or famine or
or or war.
Speaker 4: If they're not well, I mean they they listen to me.
I mean, go tell them this. But they I'm the leader.
They do what I say.
Speaker 2: I mean, those guys, those guys are pretty powerful, and
I know you're like ultra powerful.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm death on the final stop baby.
Speaker 1: Right, this is kind of a long shot, right, are
you busy next week?
Speaker 4: Next week? Well, I was gonna go to Cabo, you know,
after Thanksgiving, but uh, I work, I can squeeze something,
And what are you thinking?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I mean, like we got this big battle coming up
and right now, like numbers are low, you know, and
we kind of need some extra players on our team.
Speaker 1: So like if you.
Speaker 2: If you keep joining along, I mean, if if if
your other guys are freed up, you know.
Speaker 4: The four horsemen, I mean, like we could we could
ask them if they want to do it. I mean
I do, I don't think war's got much going on lately.
Speaker 1: Well do we need to ask them? Couldn't you just
tell them to? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean you want to go through the formalities. We're
gonna make them do it anyways, But I mean, wouldn't
you rather have a happy camper?
Speaker 1: I mean, is this is this you just being a
just leader?
Speaker 2: Or are you actually not the leader? I can't tell
what are you questioning me right now?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, okay, that's what I thought. Put
the site down.
Speaker 3: It's okay, So good here, okay, So you're you're you're,
you're okay asking them if they'd be up for I
mean fighting heaven because I mean.
Speaker 4: I mean, Clayton, don't you ask Chris whenever you make
them do all the weird monkey stuff.
Speaker 1: No, never, never in my life. No, no, Wow, does
it make me a bad leader?
Speaker 4: I mean I can see why you guys are having trouble.
Speaker 3: In the war now, all right, all right, I don't
know if that makes to your bad leaders so much
as like the you know, failure to plan the war.
But I mean, if y'all get together, is that not
an apocalypse?
Speaker 1: That's like that's like a big thing in the Bible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it has to be all four of us, but
all four of us together does equal one apocalypse.
Speaker 1: That's right up our alley. We needed that. That's exactly
what we needed.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean that now, shouldn't you remember that password?
You could have gotten back to me a lot quicker. Yeah,
you're right, that is my mistake. But I know that
this is the last minute ask, and I know that
this is a long.
Speaker 2: Shot, but like, could you like hook us up with
your brothers and like see if we could get the
other apocalypse horsemen on board?
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I brought him here to the studio today.
If you want to talk to wait, really are to
them wait outside?
Speaker 2: They're just sitting on their horses outside. Yeah, okay, I mean, can.
Speaker 1: You go grab one like I I would love to
talk to war.
Speaker 4: I mean, get war real quick. Oh my god, straight,
y'all stay right here.
Speaker 1: Wow, Chris, this could be the edge we need against heaven.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean four horsemen.
Speaker 2: I mean that's that's like biblical, I mean literally literally, Yeah, yeah,
that's this in the Bible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on in is uh this the this is show?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I know it's cool. I got to the right place. Hey,
how's it going. Y'all wanted to speak with me?
Speaker 1: He uh, well, we wanted to speak with war.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's no.
Speaker 1: I'm war. No, you're this is your death. You just
you were just in here.
Speaker 4: No, Death's outh side. His horse had a tummy ache.
Speaker 1: You look they all look a lot alike. I gotta
say that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like you just put on a red
cloak instead of the black one you were wearing.
Speaker 4: No, this is my war robe. You get it by
watching the old war fall down off a chimney, and
then you put on the robe and you become war.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well it's also a subtle pun war drobe. But yeah,
can you hold on just one second?
Speaker 1: Actually, Chris, is I think I think this is death?
Is he messing with those death playing tricks. I don't,
I don't know. I mean they look a lot alike.
But also, you know, he does have a different doesn't
have a different cloak, rob, But I don't know. Uh well,
let me try something. Hey death, he didn't answer. Okay,
then yeah, all right, maybe it's maybe it's war. I
don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's just keep going either way, even if his other
brothers aren't here, having death on our side, that's that's
a good thing, you know, So let's just play this game.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey war war?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it good for?
Speaker 4: Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 2: I didn't think you would like that song because it's
about being against.
Speaker 1: You, you know.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I hate it. I hate it a lot.
I do hear it quite a bit. Yeah, it's one
of the only songs that has the word war in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, I can't. That can't be accurate. There's gotta
be plenty of songs.
Speaker 4: About war name and other war pigs. That's a good song,
that's okay one Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'd say that's all I know.
Speaker 4: So yeah, when you when you put on the war playlist,
it's only war pigs and war. What is it good
for Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, so war, we were wondering what you're up to
next week?
Speaker 4: Oh, next week, I'll have you know. I'm a very
busy guy, are you though?
Speaker 2: I mean I thought they wrapped things up in Afghanistan recently.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean maybe there could be something, but.
Speaker 1: There's always something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Why why do you ask?
Speaker 2: Well, well, we yeah, we have like a bit of
a you know, a war against Heaven. So Death said that,
you know, as the leader. He said that he could
get you toward Death.
Speaker 4: Isn't the leader?
Speaker 1: Are you? I thought he was?
Speaker 4: No, I'm the leader. I mean who was the first
name when you think of the four horsemen war?
Speaker 1: He's got a point there, I mean yeah, don't.
Speaker 4: Don't listen to Death. He's making it up all the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, would you be down for a war with Heaven?
Speaker 4: Y'all are having a y'all having a war?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I thought we sent you the the Yahoo or
the Google.
Speaker 4: No, I'm on earthlink earthlink, war at earthlink dot com,
war at earthlink dot com.
Speaker 1: Got it? Well, would you want to I would like
I would love to war? Yeah really? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
sure sweets.
Speaker 4: I mean okay, let me on. I gotta get a
business mode.
Speaker 1: Huh yep.
Speaker 4: So how are we looking?
Speaker 1: Uh bad?
Speaker 4: Are we gonna win?
Speaker 2: No, it's looking pretty rough. I don't know if we're
gonna win this war. Yeah, that's why we need you.
That's why we're recruiting you.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, what's our troops look like?
Speaker 2: Six or seven guys tops plus me and Chris?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and death and death if.
Speaker 4: You're you know, we've seen wars. No, I'm not gonna
We haven't seen smaller wars, no, never, never.
Speaker 1: I guess it would just be like more of a
scuffle or.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like little little slap fights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about at the scale, right. I mean you
could you, you know, bring an army with you.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that you have some reserves or you know,
I mean maybe if people know that you're involved.
Speaker 1: And we'll get more troops, you can pull some strings. Right,
Maybe maybe famine is famine, famine be around, you know,
famine might be Wait, really I could go ask. I
mean he's standing outside, right, Yeah, he's waiting outside. Okay, Yeah,
I mean go get him.
Speaker 4: I'll be cool. I'll go get him. Uh, I'll be
right back, I promise.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well, it seems like Death is planning
to goof on us.
Speaker 1: He's acting like war, and I bet he's gonna walk in.
He's gonna pretend to be famine. But whatever. Yeah, yeah, come.
Speaker 4: In, Hey, yell, how's it going?
Speaker 1: Oh hey, it's hey famine?
Speaker 4: Right's who else? Who else would it be?
Speaker 1: I don't know, war, pestilence?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm famine.
Speaker 1: So where where's what happened to war?
Speaker 4: Are you any snacks in here?
Speaker 2: I mean I think we have some lest over Halloween candy.
It's a little old now, but so.
Speaker 4: War he had he had used the use a toilet.
Oh yeah, okay, when duty calls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's good.
Speaker 2: Uh. So, Famine, I see that you have the exact
same wardrobe as War and Death, but your cloak is
just a different color. It looks like yellow. Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're definitely a different guy.
Speaker 4: Though, right, Uh who else would I be?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't even know anymore. Well, hey,
listen to catch you up.
Speaker 2: We're having a war against heaven, and I mean, I
don't really know you know the lengths of your powers,
but I mean, would you want to participate and maybe
just like have heaven skip a meal or two.
Speaker 4: I don't know, you know, I I usually don't interfere
with y'all's business, but I mean it is right after Thanksgiving,
so I think they could use a famine maybe.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? Yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4: Why not throw the curveball their way the full? But
if not, what if they shot everything out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly, that's great. Yeah, I'm totally on board for this.
Speaker 2: I mean, like you know, they it would be like,
you know, you ever have those days where you just
kind of miss breakfast and then you're just like really
drowsy the whole all the time.
Speaker 4: I don't eat breakfast. I don't do anything at all.
Speaker 1: It's the most important meal of the day.
Speaker 4: You would go for a do you have a dunk?
Aou any dunk?
Speaker 1: I guess those did end up in hell after they discontinued.
So yeah, yeah, we we should have some light around.
I think hold on, let me let me look through here.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I mean here, here's like some old snacks.
I mean it's those like peanut butter crackers.
Speaker 1: Do you like those?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I love peanut butter crackers.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, how about it, man? So I mean famine. Wow,
what's your whole deal?
Speaker 2: I mean, what's it like being brothers with like, you know,
war and death and Pastel.
Speaker 4: And stuck up pricks? They think they run the show?
Speaker 1: Who runs the show?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh? Are you the leader?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What does an army march on their stomach?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I can see that logic. So if
you were, say, member of the Avengers, which one would
you be?
Speaker 4: I'd probably be the leader, like Hulk, leader, strongest?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is he?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it's an interesting viewpoint.
Speaker 4: I'd be like the Ringo. Is he the leader behind
the scenes? Kind of like behind the curtain? Don't put
intention to the man behind the curtain.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we met Ringo. I don't think there's much
behind that curtain. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And we're not talking about the Avengers anymore. Right, we've
moved on to the Beatles. Is that correct?
Speaker 1: Is there a Ringo in the Avengers? I don't know
a comic book.
Speaker 4: Isn't there Ringo of the Raccoon?
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's Rocket? Oh yeah, that's the Guardians. Yeah.
I lose track too. There's just so many Marvel movies.
Speaker 4: Too many, too many?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I mean if you're down for you know,
fighting heaven or what about any chance the pestilence would
be around, you know.
Speaker 4: You know, be open to it. I think I could
convince him, I really could. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, be a huge I mean he's the fourth guy.
I mean, you're you're obviously the most important one.
Speaker 4: But obvious. Thank you for recognizing. Of course I don't
get enough respect, you know, yeah, I get no respect.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, total Rodney dangerfield situation.
Speaker 4: But any dangerfield of the Avengers.
Speaker 2: That's okay, we all recognize that. Here in this house
we stand you.
Speaker 4: Will you sign off on that? I have the paper
right here?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, here here I want you both to.
Speaker 2: Sign okay, all right, obviously in Chris's blood, right obviously, okay,
the blood of the virgins right there, Yes, of course,
the you're on the you're on the stave page.
Speaker 4: There you go, perfect, and here is a copy for
you if you would please, uh put that up on
your wall right now?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, thank you. There it is perfect.
Speaker 4: I'll go get pestilence right now. I'll be I'll be
right back.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, should we take that down? I mean,
he's I mean probably unless he is well.
Speaker 2: I don't even know anymore. I mean, let's what are
we talking? This is still death though this is all
the same, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, it's how is he getting
all these robes? Yeah? Yeah, come in in.
Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going? But sorry, you have a little,
uh feeling a little under the weather. Pestelas pestilence, Right,
that's me.
Speaker 1: How's it going, Doug?
Speaker 4: I am fine, I am fine. I got tested three
months ago. This is just a little bit of allergies.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so wow pestilence.
Speaker 2: You've I see that you have a green cloak on
that is indeed different than your brothers.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't. I don't wear any other cloaks. I
only wear this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you look, I mean and sound identical. So
really yeah, I mean, like, say, I were to be
doing a character where I played four different people, I
feel like I at least like changed my voice.
Speaker 4: But I mean, you are the first person to ever
tell me this.
Speaker 1: Really, you don't ever get you. They get each other.
Speaker 4: They always say, look how distinct those four are? Are
they even brothers? That's what they say that we're hardly
recognizable as a family.
Speaker 1: Okay, who yeah? Who is? Okay? All right?
Speaker 2: Anyways, Uh, Pestilence, We're gonna catch you up. We have
a war against heaven. It's next week. We're kind of
up against the gun. Yeah, we got your brothers involved.
Oh really okay?
Speaker 1: So then, like, I mean, you want to play or
what's up?
Speaker 4: Look I do I'm gonna need you to tell me
what's up with that thing on your wall?
Speaker 1: I thought I thought we took that down. You know
how fam it is?
Speaker 2: Right, he's he's a bit of a you know, he
he worries about how he's viewed.
Speaker 4: You know, But did you come here and say as
the leader?
Speaker 1: He said he was the leader. But we all know,
we all know we Pestilence is the leader, of course.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I mean, who's killed more people than the
past three in the past two years combined?
Speaker 1: This guy. That's right. You're on a hot streak, yeah,
oh yeah, or a cold streak. I don't even know.
I guess you get a fever when you get a
old so maybe both.
Speaker 4: Then cold then really cold the streak.
Speaker 1: To get what I mean? Oh yeah, that's yeah, I gotcha.
So yeah, so you're you're down, m.
Speaker 4: Take that thing off your wall and you got you
got a deal.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, I mean we didn't even think
that this was a thing anyways. Yeah, so where are
the others?
Speaker 3: Don't we because we kind of need all four, you know,
for the apocalypse y'all? Ever have you ever in the
same rumor?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: I mean all the time?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: How did you do that?
Speaker 4: Good news? Y'all, Death Horse is feeling better and I pooped.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's great. There there are really are four of you.
I look at that.
Speaker 4: There's I think one of us is only in here
changing wardrobes every time we come in here.
Speaker 1: Honestly, yes, I thought Death was just having a goof.
Speaker 4: He looks nothing like that a thing like you think
he looks like me?
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, Death praying, plays prank seas. He's
known to goof from time to time.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's so good to see the four of
you here in this room. Oh guys, thank you so
much for coming on board. So when you guys do
apocalypse is, how do you kind of get that? You
know started?
Speaker 4: It's a good time all around.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, guys, wait, I'm the leader that's pretty funny. Guys,
what's this?
Speaker 4: What's what's on the wall here? Oh? Did you sign
up on Famin being leader? He is not the leader?
Speaker 3: The leader?
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, guys, guys, it doesn't really matter who signed
what on whose wall?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yell brothers, Yellow brothers, brothers. Yeah, you know, like who
why does it matter who's the leader?
Speaker 1: Listen, guys, I'm gonna beg I'm gonna beg here.
Speaker 4: We need you.
Speaker 2: We need you so much for this war, and it's
gonna be a good time.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It would be like a brother Bondie experience, right, I mean,
can you would you guys do a solid for me?
You would do a small little apocalypse next week?
Speaker 4: What do you say, bros? Help a demon out? Yeah? No,
come on, okay, Oh.
Speaker 1: This is great. Oh it's so good to have you
guys on board. So yeah, let's let's get this apocalypse
started all right.
Speaker 4: Then we'll uh, we'll start go getting prepared.
Speaker 1: You gotta you guys know a time, guys, what at
a time? Wow?
Speaker 4: Well do you know we'll just.
Speaker 1: Make the wall bigger?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Wow?
Speaker 2: That was that was some great stuff. And you know
what Chris do you hear that out there? That is
that music? Hold on, open up that window. Wow, that's
it's the army. They're they're rising.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's like millions and billions of troops.
Speaker 2: I think they all heard the broadcast. They think they
know that the Four Horsemen are here. This is a
real apocalypse. Chris, Oh my god. I mean that's that's
like an army.
Speaker 1: That's an army.
Speaker 2: Ready, we're gonna We're gonna win this thing. I think
we're gonna go. I think we got a really good
chance of winning this thing.
Speaker 3: I mean that is a lot of It's like that
scene in Lord of the Rings where you know, Warmtn's like,
well with what army and then the Saramon goes out
to the window and there's like all the works chanting
and cheerry and like it's like that.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, I mean but they lost.
Speaker 2: I was thinking more like Army of Darkness where they
raised the Army of the Debt. Well they lost in
that one too. Anyways, I think we're gonna win, Chris.
I've got a really good feeling about next week.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of army. There's a lot
of army, all right, Hold up, hold up, what's up?
I just got a Gmail nottle Kate. Your tank is
gonna arrive tomorrow. Everything's turning up, Clayton. We got the
four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. We got an entire army. Guys.
Tune in next week. You gonna see me riding in a.
Speaker 2: Tank and commanding the armies of Hell and we're gonna
win this swar against heavyh That's.
Speaker 1: A weird jent, but yeah, wow, hail Clayton.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much to Cold Gallian, Cold Gallian, Cold
Gallian and Cold Gullian for coming out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome, You're welcome, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Stop I'm going crazy. I know that there's gonna go
this is this is gonna edit down into like you know,
we'll have the voice of Stacked, so it sounds like
four people. But right now in our recording, you're just
saying four lines, four times.
Speaker 4: Back to back to back. I feel like I'm stepping
over everyone, just like, no, I'm talking now. No, I'm
gonna keep on saying things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is episode ninety eight, ninety nine is gonna
be our big war.
Speaker 1: U whoa, thank yeah, thank you to everyone. We've got
some crazy stuff planned for it.
Speaker 2: It's a massive, massive undertaking. It's gonna be our biggest
episode yet, so please tune in.
Speaker 4: Everyone will be there. The biggest crossover in cinematic history. Yeah,
our podcast history podcast.
Speaker 1: Uh, and we're super excited about it.
Speaker 3: And thank you everyone who's listened thus far and everyone
who's supported us, and uh, yeah, I mean this is
a this is a big, big thing. We got some
surprises and uh, Cole, where can people find more of you?
Speaker 4: You can find me on Twitter at Cole Underscore Gallion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Cole, thanks for coming on. Go check him out,
and yes, tune in next week. It is going to
be a massive, massive episode and it should be a
lot of fun.
Speaker 1: So yeah, bye bye bye.
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me on, of course,