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<v Speaker 1>One oh one Linchin Taco, Orlando's rock station one oh

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. Hey, get your vote in

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<v Speaker 1>for you say we play brought to you by Fairwin's

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<v Speaker 1>Credit Union. Need to do that before nine o'clock if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to be eligible, that is, and have a

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<v Speaker 1>say on you know, which tune gets played. Everybody who

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<v Speaker 1>votes eligible to win a day to Remember tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're voting on Deep Purple. Listener requested Deep Purple.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us which song you want to hear out of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Three Woman from Tokyo Highway Star or Perfect Strangers are

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<v Speaker 1>the choices again? JR. Facebook page tell us which one?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? We do not mean to throw you off your

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<v Speaker 1>rhythm or out of sorts or confuse you by this,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're gonna have to ask for your help right

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<v Speaker 1>now determining headline of the week. I have one late entry.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco will be absent tomorrow. We normally do this on Fridays.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to admit it, so I've just made

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<v Speaker 1>a unilateral decision to go ahead and do it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that all right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean you don't want to?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I don't admit I was like, what'd you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta admit? Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to admit it, all right, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, let me pull up the other one. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you want me to lay the new one

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<v Speaker 1>on you.

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<v Speaker 2>I pull it up.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing go. Cops were searching for missing people inside

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<v Speaker 1>a home they found remains stored in jars. Wow God,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, first this story. Let me break down the

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<v Speaker 1>story for you, and then we'll give you the other

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<v Speaker 1>headline of the week. Contenders, you can have a say

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<v Speaker 1>while we finish up the idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Two people were reported missing in South Carolina. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>man and a woman. All Right. Police were searching the

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<v Speaker 1>area where they were last seen and came upon a

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<v Speaker 1>car that was nearly submerged in a pond near a cemetery.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty remote area.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>They did not detect any bodies in the car or nearby,

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<v Speaker 1>so they ran the registration. It came back to a

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<v Speaker 1>fifty six year old man named Charles Antwine Junior who

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<v Speaker 1>looks like a drifter. Okay, oh yeah, he's a total drifter.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a drifter. So they went to his house with

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<v Speaker 1>a search warrant and uh, they found Charles Uh inside

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<v Speaker 1>with Charles relaxing and No relaxing in a recliner. They

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<v Speaker 1>presented the search warrant to him and proceeded to start

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<v Speaker 1>looking around, which is when they came across Uh, what

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<v Speaker 1>they believe may be the remains of the missing woman,

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<v Speaker 1>which were stored in jars, you know, like those canning jars. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and several bins just right there on the shelves in

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<v Speaker 1>the home of Charles Ottwine. They said that the odor

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<v Speaker 1>was horrendous. They have not got back the forensics yet

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<v Speaker 1>to verify that it is a missing woman who is

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<v Speaker 1>still missing, although they think they know how many jars.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just jars plural. I mean, you think about it, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to take a lot of jars. That's why not

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<v Speaker 2>a canning Yeah. Wow, okay, so Pickling, do we wanna?

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's pretty gruesome, But hey, I just passed

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<v Speaker 2>these along. I don't create the stories. Okay, you're ready

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<v Speaker 2>to have these played back now for everybody to vote on.

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<v Speaker 1>Missing person found in jars would be the last entry. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the first earlier this week.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get into go didn't even white man

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<v Speaker 3>defecates on camera in Detroit shoe store.

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<v Speaker 1>You know local TV station. They're spent three and a

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<v Speaker 1>half minutes of their evening newscasts describing that.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's the first, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's legal.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were a shoe store. FCC wise that is

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<v Speaker 2>you're ready. Yeah, here's the second. Make sure that's the

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<v Speaker 2>wrong thing, all right, way.

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<v Speaker 3>Charge has dismissed against V workers have cues to put

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<v Speaker 3>the cues of putting live cats in trash compactor in

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<v Speaker 3>part because.

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<v Speaker 2>Of a clerical error.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the workers in the r V park had a

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<v Speaker 1>feral cat problem they dealt with using the park's trash compactor. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>but believe they were doing so in the direction and

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<v Speaker 1>the okay from their direct supervisor via an email.

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<v Speaker 2>You should still know it's not right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the clerical error. More misconstrued information. Hold on, here's

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<v Speaker 1>number three.

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<v Speaker 3>Billionaire island where Jeff Bezos lives, lobbies state government to

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<v Speaker 3>flush its poop down neighbors, towns pikes.

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<v Speaker 2>Such a child, I tell you that's yeah, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>billionaire bunker down in South Florida. All then we go

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<v Speaker 2>off is the headline, Lynch, here's.

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<v Speaker 1>The we want to send their poop to surfside.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, cops were searching for missing people inside of home

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<v Speaker 3>they found remains.

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<v Speaker 2>Stored in jars.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what my vote goes to, all right, so

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<v Speaker 1>just send a word or two via the text line

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<v Speaker 1>at two two five two six. What are we going with?

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<v Speaker 1>Shoe store shoe store, cats, RV cats RV deal.

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<v Speaker 2>And then island island poop? Yeah or jars?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Which headline do you think is a better headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week?

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<v Speaker 1>And then we'll crown the winner after we tell you

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<v Speaker 1>these other two idiotology stories.

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<v Speaker 2>Two two five two six is where you needed a

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<v Speaker 2>text in your vote for the winner.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of jerk does this breaks into a family's home?

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<v Speaker 1>This in Lincoln, Nebraska steals three thousand dollars, which was

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<v Speaker 1>the family's vacation fund. They had been say, three thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars in quarters. Wow, which I I was curious to have.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of bulk you're looking that's about one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty pounds worth of quarters.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a lot of pocket change. I mean, if

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<v Speaker 2>you you gotta load that up in a pillowcase. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's twelve thousand quarters. Pat, I think, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't do that break I just did the poundage. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>then I had to do a conversion of kilograms to pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>This that's the extra mile we go for you on

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<v Speaker 1>this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you do the kilogram breakdown?

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<v Speaker 1>I uesday hid if you gave me kilograms, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know kilogram, I would tell me pounds about one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>All that All that I was doing that was Ai

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<v Speaker 2>saying it's gonna kill you one day. It wasn't killogram.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of quarters they saved. And vacations is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna suck this year?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess you could just go out the backyard vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>Then there's in Lincoln, Nebraska.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, or they could get to become you know, Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>followers of us and they could win a trip. It's

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<v Speaker 2>in North Florida one oh one one w j R

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<v Speaker 2>R on Instagram all day because it's a tripping Thursday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tripping. That was That was a very organic inclusion

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<v Speaker 2>of a cross promotion. Taco, How we do hut the ladder?

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<v Speaker 1>They would? I mean we should probably just we should

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<v Speaker 1>probably grab this audio and submit it. It'll get posted

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<v Speaker 1>in a newsletter somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, totally and then it's you know, guys that went

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<v Speaker 2>from talking about in a shoe store, then craftily, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally there's this. The an updated dietary Guidelines for Americans

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be released in the coming weeks, and

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<v Speaker 1>they are nixing the recommendation to limit your alcohol intake

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<v Speaker 1>to one or two drinks per day. Now, the US

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<v Speaker 1>government is not saying there's any less danger to your health.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just apparently not listing a specific amount. Instead, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like there's gonna be a brief statement encouraging everyone

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<v Speaker 1>to drink in moderation or limit alcohol intake due to

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<v Speaker 1>associated health rists.

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<v Speaker 2>They're so back and forth on all this. I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for a long time. It's been like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're having more than one or two drinks a day,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to go to a meeting and you may

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<v Speaker 1>actually have one foot in the grave. Now they're saying

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay. Just no, they're not saying okay, they're saying moderation,

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<v Speaker 1>which is different for each person. I think is a

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<v Speaker 1>twelve pack a day considered moderation? Again, it's different for

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<v Speaker 1>each person. You build up a tolerance level twelve pack

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<v Speaker 1>one man is one or two drinks, So take you

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<v Speaker 1>to another.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you ready? We got tomato at two two

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<v Speaker 2>five two six that we had a lot command, we

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<v Speaker 2>got a run. What do we got?

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<v Speaker 1>Headline of the week. You can give us the results here.

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<v Speaker 2>Jar, somebody texted and I killed a gram last night. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Jar island poop cat Jar Department store cat cat Cat,

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<v Speaker 2>RV jar Jar Jar cat shoot poop.

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<v Speaker 1>What all right? We're we're attack and neck between the

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<v Speaker 1>cats and the trash compactor and the r PAT in

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<v Speaker 2>Jars cat cat. It's cat.

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<v Speaker 1>The r V feral cat problem eliminated by the trash

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<v Speaker 1>compactor and the headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really due to a clerical error. It's really not

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<v Speaker 2>just a you know, play on Broadway. It's the winner

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