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Speaker 1: now determining headline of the week. I have one late entry.
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Speaker 1: The thing go. Cops were searching for missing people inside
Speaker 1: a home they found remains stored in jars. Wow God,
Speaker 1: all right, first this story. Let me break down the
Speaker 1: story for you, and then we'll give you the other
Speaker 1: headline of the week. Contenders, you can have a say
Speaker 1: while we finish up the idiotology.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Two people were reported missing in South Carolina. All right,
Speaker 1: man and a woman. All Right. Police were searching the
Speaker 1: area where they were last seen and came upon a
Speaker 1: car that was nearly submerged in a pond near a cemetery.
Speaker 1: Pretty remote area.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: They did not detect any bodies in the car or nearby,
Speaker 1: so they ran the registration. It came back to a
Speaker 1: fifty six year old man named Charles Antwine Junior who
Speaker 1: looks like a drifter. Okay, oh yeah, he's a total drifter.
Speaker 1: That's a drifter. So they went to his house with
Speaker 1: a search warrant and uh, they found Charles Uh inside
Speaker 1: with Charles relaxing and No relaxing in a recliner. They
Speaker 1: presented the search warrant to him and proceeded to start
Speaker 1: looking around, which is when they came across Uh, what
Speaker 1: they believe may be the remains of the missing woman,
Speaker 1: which were stored in jars, you know, like those canning jars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and several bins just right there on the shelves in
Speaker 1: the home of Charles Ottwine. They said that the odor
Speaker 1: was horrendous. They have not got back the forensics yet
Speaker 1: to verify that it is a missing woman who is
Speaker 1: still missing, although they think they know how many jars.
Speaker 1: It's just jars plural. I mean, you think about it, it's.
Speaker 2: Got to take a lot of jars. That's why not
Speaker 2: a canning Yeah. Wow, okay, so Pickling, do we wanna?
Speaker 2: I know that's pretty gruesome, But hey, I just passed
Speaker 2: these along. I don't create the stories. Okay, you're ready
Speaker 2: to have these played back now for everybody to vote on.
Speaker 1: Missing person found in jars would be the last entry. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the first earlier this week.
Speaker 3: I want to get into go didn't even white man
Speaker 3: defecates on camera in Detroit shoe store.
Speaker 1: You know local TV station. They're spent three and a
Speaker 1: half minutes of their evening newscasts describing that.
Speaker 2: So that's the first, you know.
Speaker 1: If it's legal.
Speaker 2: So we were a shoe store. FCC wise that is
Speaker 2: you're ready. Yeah, here's the second. Make sure that's the
Speaker 2: wrong thing, all right, way.
Speaker 3: Charge has dismissed against V workers have cues to put
Speaker 3: the cues of putting live cats in trash compactor in
Speaker 3: part because.
Speaker 2: Of a clerical error.
Speaker 1: That's the workers in the r V park had a
Speaker 1: feral cat problem they dealt with using the park's trash compactor. Uh,
Speaker 1: but believe they were doing so in the direction and
Speaker 1: the okay from their direct supervisor via an email.
Speaker 2: You should still know it's not right.
Speaker 1: That's the clerical error. More misconstrued information. Hold on, here's
Speaker 1: number three.
Speaker 3: Billionaire island where Jeff Bezos lives, lobbies state government to
Speaker 3: flush its poop down neighbors, towns pikes.
Speaker 2: Such a child, I tell you that's yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: billionaire bunker down in South Florida. All then we go
Speaker 2: off is the headline, Lynch, here's.
Speaker 1: The we want to send their poop to surfside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cops were searching for missing people inside of home
Speaker 3: they found remains.
Speaker 2: Stored in jars.
Speaker 1: I know what my vote goes to, all right, so
Speaker 1: just send a word or two via the text line
Speaker 1: at two two five two six. What are we going with?
Speaker 1: Shoe store shoe store, cats, RV cats RV deal.
Speaker 2: And then island island poop? Yeah or jars?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Which headline do you think is a better headline of
Speaker 2: the week?
Speaker 1: And then we'll crown the winner after we tell you
Speaker 1: these other two idiotology stories.
Speaker 2: Two two five two six is where you needed a
Speaker 2: text in your vote for the winner.
Speaker 1: What kind of jerk does this breaks into a family's home?
Speaker 1: This in Lincoln, Nebraska steals three thousand dollars, which was
Speaker 1: the family's vacation fund. They had been say, three thousand
Speaker 1: dollars in quarters. Wow, which I I was curious to have.
Speaker 1: What kind of bulk you're looking that's about one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty pounds worth of quarters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot of pocket change. I mean, if
Speaker 2: you you gotta load that up in a pillowcase. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's twelve thousand quarters. Pat, I think, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't do that break I just did the poundage. Uh,
Speaker 1: then I had to do a conversion of kilograms to pounds.
Speaker 1: This that's the extra mile we go for you on
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 2: Why would you do the kilogram breakdown?
Speaker 1: I uesday hid if you gave me kilograms, I don't
Speaker 1: know kilogram, I would tell me pounds about one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty.
Speaker 2: All that All that I was doing that was Ai
Speaker 2: saying it's gonna kill you one day. It wasn't killogram.
Speaker 2: You'll see.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of quarters they saved. And vacations is
Speaker 1: gonna suck this year?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you could just go out the backyard vacation.
Speaker 1: Then there's in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker 2: Well, or they could get to become you know, Instagram
Speaker 2: followers of us and they could win a trip. It's
Speaker 2: in North Florida one oh one one w j R
Speaker 2: R on Instagram all day because it's a tripping Thursday. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm tripping. That was That was a very organic inclusion
Speaker 2: of a cross promotion. Taco, How we do hut the ladder?
Speaker 1: They would? I mean we should probably just we should
Speaker 1: probably grab this audio and submit it. It'll get posted
Speaker 1: in a newsletter somewhere.
Speaker 2: Wow, totally and then it's you know, guys that went
Speaker 2: from talking about in a shoe store, then craftily, Okay,
Speaker 2: come on.
Speaker 1: Finally there's this. The an updated dietary Guidelines for Americans
Speaker 1: is going to be released in the coming weeks, and
Speaker 1: they are nixing the recommendation to limit your alcohol intake
Speaker 1: to one or two drinks per day. Now, the US
Speaker 1: government is not saying there's any less danger to your health.
Speaker 1: They're just apparently not listing a specific amount. Instead, it
Speaker 1: sounds like there's gonna be a brief statement encouraging everyone
Speaker 1: to drink in moderation or limit alcohol intake due to
Speaker 1: associated health rists.
Speaker 2: They're so back and forth on all this. I'm serious.
Speaker 1: It's for a long time. It's been like, you know,
Speaker 1: if you're having more than one or two drinks a day,
Speaker 1: you need to go to a meeting and you may
Speaker 1: actually have one foot in the grave. Now they're saying
Speaker 1: it's okay. Just no, they're not saying okay, they're saying moderation,
Speaker 1: which is different for each person. I think is a
Speaker 1: twelve pack a day considered moderation? Again, it's different for
Speaker 1: each person. You build up a tolerance level twelve pack
Speaker 1: one man is one or two drinks, So take you
Speaker 1: to another.
Speaker 2: You know you ready? We got tomato at two two
Speaker 2: five two six that we had a lot command, we
Speaker 2: got a run. What do we got?
Speaker 1: Headline of the week. You can give us the results here.
Speaker 2: Jar, somebody texted and I killed a gram last night. Okay,
Speaker 2: Jar island poop cat Jar Department store cat cat Cat,
Speaker 2: RV jar Jar Jar cat shoot poop.
Speaker 1: What all right? We're we're attack and neck between the
Speaker 1: cats and the trash compactor and the r PAT in
Speaker 1: the in the r V and.
Speaker 2: Jars cat cat. It's cat.
Speaker 1: The r V feral cat problem eliminated by the trash
Speaker 1: compactor and the headline of the week.
Speaker 2: It's really due to a clerical error. It's really not
Speaker 2: just a you know, play on Broadway. It's the winner
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