1
00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:04,160
Speaker 1: When Daisy says, I dont screw the crew, it's mhm,

2
00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:07,240
it's framed.

3
00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:08,199
Speaker 2: I don't know what she means by it.

4
00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:10,359
Speaker 1: It's framed this.

5
00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:11,839
Speaker 2: She does the exact opposite.

6
00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,839
Speaker 1: That's my point. It's framed as some edict that has

7
00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,559
been followed now and in the past, and it hasn't.

8
00:00:19,679 --> 00:00:41,479
It's actually not been followed, so it's super confusing. Hey, hello.

9
00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,159
You know, I had a little impulse to sing there.

10
00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,479
I wanted to sing a tune. But last night Paul

11
00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:52,159
Abdul aka Patrick Oh told me it's try hardy. You

12
00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:56,679
shouldn't sing because new listeners don't want to hear this

13
00:00:56,679 --> 00:00:58,840
this energy that's too amped up. And I have to

14
00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:02,640
say it was one of the more hurtful things Pat said.

15
00:01:02,719 --> 00:01:05,799
I mean, he really yucked my gum. But it's bad TV.

16
00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,359
There's no singing here. Okay, I'm Dylan.

17
00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:11,200
Speaker 2: That's pat permission to come aboard. I like your more

18
00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:16,120
casual intro. Yeah, it's more welcoming. Hell yeah, dude's more organic.

19
00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:19,840
Speaker 1: As the kids say, I'm a pretty chill guy. Generally,

20
00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:24,400
Kalin's here, Hello, who he's got that same hello? He does?

21
00:01:27,359 --> 00:01:29,280
What do we think should he talk more? In the shows.

22
00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:34,000
Speaker 2: It's up to him.

23
00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we'll see production meeting on air. Yeah,

24
00:01:37,719 --> 00:01:39,319
we know how you guys love those. We know how

25
00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:41,519
you guys love Love is Blind. Go to patreon dot

26
00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:47,840
com slash another podcast week, So this week coming up

27
00:01:47,879 --> 00:01:53,879
on Wednesday. So excited. This is a really fantastic season

28
00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,239
of the show, and the patrons have really been loving

29
00:01:57,239 --> 00:02:01,560
our coverage, doing a great job. I just thought, oh

30
00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:04,159
my gosh, you just did Michael Jackson voice.

31
00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, damn my god.

32
00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:07,719
Speaker 1: I forgot.

33
00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,560
Speaker 2: By the way, it is not weird at all that

34
00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:13,759
I'm chetst around the world with. It's normal Peach.

35
00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:16,080
Speaker 1: You know, Michael Jackson is not in the Epstein Files

36
00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:16,400
at all.

37
00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,960
Speaker 2: Get out of here, completely kidding.

38
00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,039
Speaker 1: He's all over the.

39
00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,960
Speaker 2: All. Right, So, uh, where was I Where where were

40
00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:29,319
we talking?

41
00:02:29,319 --> 00:02:31,960
Speaker 1: We were talking about Love's Blind and oh my god.

42
00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:37,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, though, uh, we have c rat con at the

43
00:02:37,439 --> 00:02:39,560
five Dollars here. Oh you did like two hours. Some

44
00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,479
of it's boring as hell, but we had like seven people,

45
00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,840
including Ellie the Balk and Biscuit off chefs Areena some

46
00:02:45,879 --> 00:02:49,400
of your favorites and uh, yeah, Ellie gives a little

47
00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,520
secrets about.

48
00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't rewatch that back, so I

49
00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:55,039
hope it's all kosher.

50
00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:58,159
Speaker 2: I heard. I heard some of it was pretty entertaining.

51
00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:04,479
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, I should probably listen to that.

52
00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,840
Speaker 2: Captain Carey joined us. It was fun.

53
00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Audio is five

54
00:03:09,479 --> 00:03:11,759
dollars to ten dollar Tier has video. Go to Patron

55
00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,039
dot com for that and loves Blind and the Traders

56
00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,800
just wrapped up a magnificent season of that. I just

57
00:03:17,879 --> 00:03:20,120
pulled up that picture of that foot that got axed,

58
00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:22,319
and I'm actually it's gross.

59
00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, stop looking at it.

60
00:03:23,439 --> 00:03:26,960
Speaker 1: I pulled up a picture of my sister's friend who

61
00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,919
was cutting wood with flip flops on and the acts

62
00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,680
actually hit her foot and she had to get like

63
00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,840
one hundred and fifty stitches or something like that. And

64
00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,039
Pat looked at it and said, that's gross. I would

65
00:03:36,159 --> 00:03:37,599
not go to the hospital for that kind of thing.

66
00:03:37,639 --> 00:03:39,479
I mean, if you saw that, this is straight out

67
00:03:39,479 --> 00:03:43,039
of the pit, and Pat would not go to the hospital. Anyways,

68
00:03:43,159 --> 00:03:47,000
let's talk about this episode. We have a net's departure,

69
00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:50,000
we have our second comment cards. Pat, why don't you

70
00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,960
give us your thoughts and your pots.

71
00:03:52,039 --> 00:03:56,080
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed this episode, I really did. Yeah, Jenna

72
00:03:56,199 --> 00:03:58,080
is truly finding herself on this time.

73
00:03:58,159 --> 00:03:59,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

74
00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's fantastic.

75
00:04:00,919 --> 00:04:01,840
Speaker 1: She's so fun.

76
00:04:01,919 --> 00:04:07,000
Speaker 2: She's a tactical genius. She truly is. What she did

77
00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:10,560
in that Chacuzzi The Ball of Snakes to basically ask

78
00:04:10,719 --> 00:04:13,759
Pete would you like to go to date to date with?

79
00:04:14,639 --> 00:04:19,720
That was genius. She's she did smart. Fun.

80
00:04:20,319 --> 00:04:22,439
Speaker 1: Yeahs going through it too.

81
00:04:22,959 --> 00:04:26,600
Speaker 2: You know, Dylan, you know I was going to address this.

82
00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,120
You know a lot of people I think took issue

83
00:04:30,199 --> 00:04:34,480
with me referring to him as hasband because well, I

84
00:04:34,519 --> 00:04:39,040
get it, because it might be considered mean with me

85
00:04:39,319 --> 00:04:43,399
to point out someone, a person who was once respected

86
00:04:44,399 --> 00:04:48,079
that has now fallen from grace, and he is sad,

87
00:04:48,639 --> 00:04:51,720
very sad, and he's now preparing food that looks like

88
00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:54,079
the kind of slop of lunch lady would PLoP down

89
00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,439
on a fifth grader's tray.

90
00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,839
Speaker 1: There you go, Pulky.

91
00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,800
Speaker 2: You know what makes matters worse is that I don't

92
00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,920
think he knows that he's actually serving pig vomit. I

93
00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:10,360
think I think he might, so I understand where the

94
00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,399
audience is coming from when we call him has been.

95
00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:15,439
But you can't deny that. I'm right on the fucking

96
00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,439
money with that name.

97
00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,720
Speaker 1: Has Ben has been?

98
00:05:17,879 --> 00:05:18,680
Speaker 3: Has Ben has that?

99
00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:24,519
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you though, Uh, a salt bake is

100
00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:27,759
an impressive thing, you know, when Ben does it, when

101
00:05:27,759 --> 00:05:30,519
Francis Maman does it, it's always astounding. I mean, how

102
00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,360
do you know what's going on in there? There's no way.

103
00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:37,600
I mean, it's just uh, it shows a glimmer of

104
00:05:37,639 --> 00:05:40,560
a former mastery of the culinary arts. It's a very

105
00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,600
very difficult thing to pull off. The rest of it

106
00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,120
looked like absolute shit and he's losing his mind down there.

107
00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:49,199
Speaker 2: But your pots Oh sure, sure, okay, okay, Well I

108
00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:50,839
did enjoy that part of the episode as well.

109
00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:51,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

110
00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:55,120
Speaker 2: Also a Nett will get to her. Oh my god,

111
00:05:55,639 --> 00:05:58,680
I hated her to the very bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter bitter.

112
00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:03,319
It's hot. We got it, we got it. How was

113
00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:08,600
your day on the beach? Oh you couldn't just muster

114
00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:09,439
up as did you.

115
00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,360
Speaker 1: Look at a fucking map and a calendar when you

116
00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:19,079
planned this vacation? Questions? Right?

117
00:06:19,319 --> 00:06:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know the other people that you're on this

118
00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,639
boat with during that time, they went down to that

119
00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,079
nice little bar. Get ready to bleep me here? Or whatever.

120
00:06:28,879 --> 00:06:30,800
I got an idea for you. Why don't you go

121
00:06:30,879 --> 00:06:33,600
down to that bar instead, get off the ground and

122
00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,040
get yourself a margarita, you fucking.

123
00:06:35,759 --> 00:06:39,839
Speaker 1: Bitch, right, But because here's the thing about the ground,

124
00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:43,800
it's so hot. You know what's not hot? A bar

125
00:06:44,399 --> 00:06:48,040
with shade and an ice called margarita. That's how we

126
00:06:48,079 --> 00:06:50,639
do this stuff. Okay, and it come on.

127
00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:54,920
Speaker 2: That's my goddamn point. Okay, what else took place here?

128
00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,040
Just everybody hooking up that night?

129
00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,279
Speaker 1: If this isn't just for him, if either of us

130
00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:03,240
are going a little bit too long with our thoughts

131
00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,199
and pots, I've done it before. He's definitely doing it

132
00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:07,319
right now. Can you just give us one of these

133
00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,399
stretching Yeah, just say that you're doing this right right.

134
00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,360
Speaker 2: So, but when I'm entertaining, I say, just let me loose, man.

135
00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,680
Speaker 1: No, that's a good point, Kaylin strike that note.

136
00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, Anyway, I enjoyed the episode. I'm going to

137
00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,439
give it fourteen pots.

138
00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we've got a lot so fun. A

139
00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:33,800
lot of stuff happened in that primordial ooze that is

140
00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,360
really required at the start of a good season, that

141
00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:42,920
being the liquid. It's not even water, I mean think

142
00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:47,240
about if there are a ton of snakes that slime

143
00:07:47,319 --> 00:07:49,560
on there, skin is going to rub off into the water.

144
00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:55,040
It's going to start to resemble a petroleum product very quickly.

145
00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,240
A lot of fun stuff from that. Alisha is is

146
00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:05,879
really confusing her, Jenna and Eddie is a triangle of

147
00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,879
wonderment and confusion that I am just excited to continue

148
00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:13,079
embarking on. Yeah, it's gonna be great, and we should

149
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,439
say at some point. I don't know if we'll do

150
00:08:16,519 --> 00:08:20,040
it today. I think we'll have another episode or two

151
00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,720
to be able to play this sound effect. We should

152
00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:26,319
play the sound effect of a body jumping off a

153
00:08:26,399 --> 00:08:27,079
very tall build.

154
00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,560
Speaker 2: Oh, is that Alicia's boyfriend?

155
00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,720
Speaker 1: That's Alicia's boyfriend? Is it a bird? Is it play? No,

156
00:08:33,759 --> 00:08:38,000
it's a guy committing Sue iside. Yeah, it's pretty Yeah.

157
00:08:38,279 --> 00:08:41,559
I would give it fourteen. I loved it fourteen. Yeah. Okay,

158
00:08:41,639 --> 00:08:45,399
all right, let's get into the episode of Below Deck.

159
00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:47,679
Speaker 2: You might skip over this, so I want to mention

160
00:08:47,759 --> 00:08:49,360
it at the beginning of the episode, so we have

161
00:08:49,519 --> 00:08:52,960
swim aware gate. Did you notice that Daisy tried her

162
00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,840
hand in a little comedy at the top of the episode.

163
00:08:55,879 --> 00:08:59,039
Speaker 1: If I went to if I went to a coffee

164
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:03,240
shop and I said, kind of a cappuccino, I gotta

165
00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:03,960
work on it.

166
00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:07,919
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then he's like a barista. Yeah yeah,

167
00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,799
and then he showed up an hour later. Yeah, that

168
00:09:09,919 --> 00:09:12,200
was a stupid I thought it.

169
00:09:12,159 --> 00:09:15,000
Speaker 1: Was actually, uh well, it was not applicable to the

170
00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:17,159
situation at all. I take her point.

171
00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,159
Speaker 2: Well, she kind of just said he was late.

172
00:09:19,279 --> 00:09:21,879
Speaker 1: You know, this is the thing with and Daisy's a

173
00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:22,919
bad manager.

174
00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:27,200
Speaker 2: And she's not funny like stay in your lane, which

175
00:09:27,279 --> 00:09:32,159
is chain smoking, delegating your responsibilities in more chain smoking.

176
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,639
Speaker 1: Well, and then after that second baut of chain smoking,

177
00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:37,320
which I think we're at about thirteen or fourteen SIGs,

178
00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,799
which like when the day is done, we might just

179
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:45,519
might as well just pile off the pack. Daisy is

180
00:09:45,639 --> 00:09:51,039
bad at management, because when you're managing people, especially early on,

181
00:09:51,399 --> 00:09:54,480
it really pays to be as explicit and as clear

182
00:09:54,519 --> 00:09:59,440
as possible. Right. If you have assumptions about people their experience,

183
00:09:59,639 --> 00:10:01,480
the way you you communicate, it's just a sign of

184
00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:07,120
somebody who's really not that great at you know, I

185
00:10:07,159 --> 00:10:09,960
mean having sea rats at your back, you know what

186
00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,600
I'm talking about. I mean, with a sea rat, you

187
00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:14,559
got to be very very clear. Yeah, I mean, what

188
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:21,440
are we talking about anyway? No, no, no, okay, is it

189
00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:26,000
your birthday today? Is asked of the primary sitting there

190
00:10:26,279 --> 00:10:31,840
melting in Satan's asshole next to his wife. What a

191
00:10:31,879 --> 00:10:33,320
beautiful day this guy's having.

192
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,120
Speaker 2: That's called small talk.

193
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The the bathing suit arrives, but

194
00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:45,960
not after, not not until about of just a complete

195
00:10:46,039 --> 00:10:47,919
lack of inspiration from has been.

196
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:52,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, true. But when the swimsuit arrives, Annette does

197
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,799
something that I think is worthy of the death penalty.

198
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,759
Oh wow, she says an eye quote. At this point,

199
00:10:59,799 --> 00:11:03,399
I don't even care. Yeah, okay, now I've heard a

200
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,840
statistic here, and I'm reading this at any point in

201
00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:07,519
the United States. I don't know if you and Kaitlin

202
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:12,799
do this, but there are at least thirty active serial killers. Now,

203
00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:15,000
we have a lot of listeners, and I beat a lot.

204
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,039
If there's a serial killer out there that's a fan

205
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:23,200
of our below deck coverage, No, no, no, I'm not advocating. No no, no,

206
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:24,799
I'm not advocating.

207
00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,360
Speaker 1: Because you know, I call for the death penalty for

208
00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:27,080
a lot of stars.

209
00:11:27,159 --> 00:11:30,120
Speaker 2: I know, I'm not advocating for any one to do

210
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:34,240
any harm. But serial killers are very creative. People get

211
00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:37,600
in our Apple iTunes reviews and just tell us what

212
00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:44,519
you would do with her body, and remember to leave

213
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:53,840
us five stars.

214
00:11:56,039 --> 00:12:02,759
Speaker 1: It's like one of the most unwarranted. Don't get me wrong,

215
00:12:02,919 --> 00:12:08,120
she's awful. You've advocated for capital punishment and for a

216
00:12:08,159 --> 00:12:11,720
serial killer to leave us a review of what they

217
00:12:11,759 --> 00:12:14,559
would do with her body. I didn't know that you

218
00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:16,240
disliked her, So I do.

219
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:16,919
Speaker 2: I really hate her?

220
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:17,279
Speaker 1: Okay?

221
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go to a bar and get a marguerite

222
00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:24,000
up beat me, you miserable bitch, because your misery is

223
00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:28,039
infectious and everywhere around you captures your misery. It's like

224
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,240
your bummer aids.

225
00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:34,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, energy vampire, all of the above. Now the

226
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:39,480
tuna gets there. It's a tune, a tuna poke, black

227
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:44,039
sesame rap and lovely tropical salad that is over maynaised

228
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:48,039
baking in the heat. When you have a mao forward

229
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:53,480
salad kicking around in your brain, you got to recognize

230
00:12:53,559 --> 00:12:57,720
that it's ninety seven degrees outside, so it's not quite

231
00:12:57,799 --> 00:13:02,039
serving soup, but it is the right move. Do we

232
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,759
get daisy and juanned next?

233
00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:08,399
Speaker 2: So they discuss who's gonna hook up. You know, there's

234
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,840
a night out coming up, and these these sea rats

235
00:13:10,879 --> 00:13:14,120
need to let loose. Of course, Daisy mentions she does

236
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:18,080
not screw the crew because the last time she did

237
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:21,279
this it really blew up everything. Uh, she's really burying

238
00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:25,519
the lead here. I'd say, Uh, you idiots got an

239
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,960
entire seriods series canceled, I believe.

240
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:34,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, So okay, again, we placed a lot of bonus

241
00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:37,120
on Gary King because there was a they were embroiled

242
00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:39,720
in a conflict. But when Daisy says, I don't screw

243
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:45,600
the crew, it's it's framed.

244
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:48,639
Speaker 2: I don't know what she means by it. It's framed

245
00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:50,519
it she does the exact opposite.

246
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,200
Speaker 1: That's my point. It's framed as some edict that has

247
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,919
been followed now and in the past, and it hasn't.

248
00:13:58,039 --> 00:14:02,320
It's actually not been followed. So super confusing. But her

249
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,360
and Juwau, I think, are going to toss into one

250
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,000
another because they're very aligned. They work hard and they

251
00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:11,320
play hard, and that's exactly what a good sea rat does.

252
00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:15,960
We start to panic a little bit in the galley

253
00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:23,600
and we get to thoughts on dessert. Ben asks her

254
00:14:24,759 --> 00:14:30,279
has been asks Ellie if she does desserts, which might

255
00:14:30,279 --> 00:14:32,120
as well throw that grenade out there. You never know

256
00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:34,960
how many bodies you're gonna hit. I'm not sure why

257
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:38,159
I use that saying, because that's not a saying, but

258
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,399
he deserts are extremely hard, so it's kind of a

259
00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:43,759
weird thing. As you'll remember, Alicia put salt in the

260
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,440
cheesecake or something, so desserts are pretty hard. But he

261
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:55,120
got lucky because Ellie did. Actually, what's up, ye, Ellie

262
00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:58,240
actually does have a lot of experience in desserts because

263
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:00,159
when she was a child and they were Bob was

264
00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:04,600
being dropped on her, she went and stayed. Ellie loves

265
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,240
a story.

266
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,679
Speaker 2: She's good at telling stories.

267
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,799
Speaker 1: Ellie loves a story. And I think one of the

268
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:14,039
reasons why we're having a little bit of a time

269
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,480
problem in the kitchen is twofold. Ellie's a little she

270
00:15:18,559 --> 00:15:24,799
loves a story, and Ben his kind of sharpened blade

271
00:15:24,919 --> 00:15:28,360
of quiet down gotta focus. It's very dull right now

272
00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:30,919
because he wants to have sex with Ally so badly.

273
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,720
Speaker 2: So that's what's That's what I ascertained.

274
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's causing a lot of jam ups.

275
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,600
Speaker 2: Just to put some little details on that origin story,

276
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:43,000
of her how she became a good baker. Yeah, apparently

277
00:15:43,879 --> 00:15:48,039
the teacher was Kate Moss, and she taught her that

278
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,440
a cake doesn't taste as good as skinny feels. And

279
00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:55,320
I beg to different. Oh my god, because sit down

280
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,080
with a bowl of ice cream between your legs and

281
00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,639
bed at night while you're watching something good. Yeah, I say,

282
00:16:00,679 --> 00:16:03,240
that's probably a highlight of being a human being.

283
00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:08,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, And these abs, like you really gotta I mean,

284
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,600
let's say you're pumping gas. You can't just like rip

285
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,679
your abs out and like pay for shit with them.

286
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,240
You can't, like, you can't show people them all the time.

287
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,320
Otherwise people will be like, why are you showing me

288
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,240
your abs? Like they're so intense? And ice cream you

289
00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:25,840
can just you can. Ice cream is better. I think.

290
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,440
Speaker 2: Also, let's do like the line of why we do

291
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:32,440
these things as a human being. You get skinny so

292
00:16:32,519 --> 00:16:35,360
someone wants to fuck you, so then you can enjoy

293
00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:36,840
yourself and eat like a pig.

294
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,120
Speaker 1: Right, get fat?

295
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:38,639
Speaker 3: Right?

296
00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:45,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, dah dah, No shit. Ellie is a health advocate,

297
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,480
and Ellie is very in shape, and that's good. We

298
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,840
should all be healthy. Okay, I went to the doctor recently.

299
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,879
My God, how you doing?

300
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:54,799
Speaker 2: Oh?

301
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:58,799
Speaker 1: You know, you know what? They referred me to physical

302
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,039
therapy because you know how my neck explodes once a

303
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,640
quarter and I can't look anywhere. I call this physical

304
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,240
therapy place. They say it's going to take ten or

305
00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:08,680
fifteen minutes the book. I go, okay, no problem, you

306
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,000
go through this big rigmarole. They asked me all these questions.

307
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,599
I go, great, We're done, right. She goes, yeah, our

308
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:18,559
first appointment is in June. I go, I'm sorry. I

309
00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:20,799
got to say, I'm a little upset that we've been

310
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:24,680
talking this long and the first available appointment is in June,

311
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:29,359
So I'm actually gonna hang up right now. She was like, oh, sorry, anyways,

312
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,640
back to the show. Actually, let's take a break for

313
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:41,000
an amazing word from our sponsor. This sponsor is Lummy Love, Loomy, Consistent, Mellow,

314
00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:44,279
super Delicious. Loomy Gummies are specifically designed to make you

315
00:17:44,319 --> 00:17:47,079
feel good, not stone. Whether you're looking for an end

316
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,000
of day de stress or a midday mood boost, or

317
00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:52,799
help getting the best sleepover. Loomy Gummies has a strain

318
00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:58,039
that's right for you. Caitlin doesn't even like pot, and

319
00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,720
he's been chewing him all the time, Caitlyn, tell us

320
00:18:00,759 --> 00:18:02,720
what your thoughts are. Oh, they really help me go

321
00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:03,920
to sleep at night, So I like to take a

322
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,880
little one after all my work is done. Chill out

323
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,480
in bed, have a nice long sleep that night. Oh God,

324
00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:14,319
listen you you want to freaking take some orange cream cookies?

325
00:18:14,799 --> 00:18:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

326
00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:19,720
Speaker 1: Do you want to take some sour strawberry cookies? Absolutely

327
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:20,559
hot in candy coosh.

328
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,319
Speaker 2: They helped me focus all of it.

329
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,440
Speaker 1: Sounds so delicious and it is. These are some of

330
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,400
the best tasting edibles I've ever had. And also they

331
00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:31,599
just do not get you super messed up, which nobody wants.

332
00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:35,079
Loomy Gummies are available nationwide. Go to loomigummies dot com.

333
00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:38,200
That's l u m I gummies dot com and use

334
00:18:38,279 --> 00:18:40,559
code bad TV for thirty percent off your order. Again,

335
00:18:40,559 --> 00:18:44,960
that's lumigummies dot com. Code bad TV. Loomygummies dot com

336
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,119
code bad TV. Okay, what have we got next?

337
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,039
Speaker 2: Let's see guest return and a net one asks how

338
00:18:54,519 --> 00:18:59,960
how the beach was? She answers hot. Yeah, just say fun.

339
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,960
We've got a big, big dinner. By the way, you

340
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,839
know you've lost trust in a charter when the primary

341
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,880
feels the need to remind the staff the theme of

342
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,319
the dinner.

343
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:18,039
Speaker 1: Yeah. Ouch, that's a that's a hallmark of five star

344
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:23,359
service having to tell the service how to serve you. Yeah.

345
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:27,960
So Ben's got to pick it up. And because of that,

346
00:19:28,039 --> 00:19:32,720
he's going to do one gigantic fish And he says, uh,

347
00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:35,799
we gotta make a change here. We gotta pull ourselves

348
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,240
up by our bootstraps. We gotta get out there. We

349
00:19:38,319 --> 00:19:41,000
gotta serve best goddamn salt bake fish they've ever had. Right,

350
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:45,880
he's really motivated right now, But before that falters. Mikey

351
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,839
is being torn both inside and outside. And I'll give

352
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,640
Daisy some credit here. She's actually not the one monopolizing labor.

353
00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:56,759
Mikey is just going into like trim his nose and shit.

354
00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:00,960
Speaker 2: That's right, which I am fully behind. Oh yeah, I

355
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,920
love a nose trimmer.

356
00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:04,039
Speaker 1: I got to get another nose.

357
00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:06,000
Speaker 2: Well, I think you're fine, and i'd let you know.

358
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,359
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you now.

359
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,079
Speaker 2: Well I don't I don't get behind Mikey just drifting

360
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:13,680
off and disappearing and not doing work. I do like

361
00:20:13,799 --> 00:20:16,640
a man who uses a nose trimmer. Ladies out there,

362
00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:20,319
or just dudes in general, give nose trimmers as Christmas

363
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,240
gifts to a guy, you know, not the main.

364
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:26,759
Speaker 1: Christmas gift, Like that's an ancillary gift because it's a

365
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,240
little bit of a it's on the nose. It's a

366
00:20:29,279 --> 00:20:31,279
little on the nose, and you can get a good

367
00:20:31,279 --> 00:20:31,759
one for what.

368
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,880
Speaker 2: It's like twenty five, but like getting your girlfriend mouthwash,

369
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,720
you know, for a birthday. It's like, what is this for?

370
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,039
Speaker 1: You know?

371
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 2: Well, dudes over forty, I've I've learned they nose hairs

372
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,200
are a real blind spot for him. They don't know.

373
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,880
I once knew a dude he could only breathe through

374
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,440
his mouth. He's asking everybody. He's like, I'm having trouble

375
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,119
breathing through my nose. It's because it was, you know,

376
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,160
filled with hair.

377
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:58,160
Speaker 1: No, it's probably because he had a wicked cocaine problem.

378
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,440
Well that too, he's dead now, Yeah, that's what I'm

379
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,680
talking about. Right Anyway, when you schnefe up that much stuff,

380
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:09,119
I mean, your nose just collapses in on itself. Listen,

381
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:14,920
this motivation that has been had, this rejuvenation, this moxie

382
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,480
and drive quickly dissipates, and he says, the day he

383
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,640
got away from me, it's just it's been like forty

384
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,160
five minutes, so I'm not really sure how this happened.

385
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,720
But he starts to panic and starts to put the

386
00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:29,079
fish in the oven. It's going to take an hour

387
00:21:29,279 --> 00:21:32,960
and a half. And tonight is the Cowboy dinner and

388
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:37,000
things are really heating up in the kitchen has been

389
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:38,720
stress is wearing off on Ellie.

390
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 2: Who is this where? She says she feels the need

391
00:21:43,039 --> 00:21:45,200
to manage Oh, she's yapping away.

392
00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:48,599
Speaker 1: She goes, uh hey, Jenna, oh when you come get

393
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,200
these dishes? Huh oh yeah, or she says, we need

394
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,400
dishes right now, and Jenna goes, whoa whoa whoa whoa

395
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:59,880
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

396
00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 2: You gotta watch how you talk to people you don't

397
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:02,319
know that.

398
00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, air on the side of caution and

399
00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:09,839
air on the side of like you might be talking

400
00:22:09,839 --> 00:22:12,680
to a Jenna. Now, Jenna is a formidable foe. You

401
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,960
do not want to bark orders at Jenna. Okay, she

402
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:20,119
will ruin you. Dinner gets going, and we've got walkie problems. Okay.

403
00:22:21,279 --> 00:22:23,720
Wine and water service is over and now it's turned

404
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,279
Now it's time for caviar and local snapper Savice This

405
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,480
was a composed dish. It was in a shot glass,

406
00:22:31,519 --> 00:22:36,039
which is trash, but it was a lovely way to

407
00:22:36,079 --> 00:22:41,839
start off a meal. I'm gonna give it sixty four pots.

408
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,319
Oh that's pretty good.

409
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:46,799
Speaker 2: How many pots do you give it for inventiveness including

410
00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:53,799
the shot twelve out of one hundred?

411
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 1: All right, so we got this walkie talkie problem, right,

412
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:03,200
and Ben goes, I can't hear you, and Daisy kind

413
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,720
of out of fucking nowhere goes, why don't you serve

414
00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:09,319
a fucking plate on time? Then you could fucking talk

415
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:11,400
to me? And I think she spits at him. He

416
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,759
was just like, I'm not a big defender of Ben,

417
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,359
but like.

418
00:23:14,839 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 2: Okay, this is adding chaos on all right?

419
00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 3: Do like.

420
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:26,839
Speaker 2: Kermit, who I'm not a fan of either, right, would

421
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,680
have handled this so much better. She would have understood

422
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:32,720
this man is already in a chaos, His mind's already chaotic.

423
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,960
Why put another layer of chaos in this by frazzling him?

424
00:23:38,079 --> 00:23:41,920
Daisy does not have this temperament. She just starts throwing

425
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,839
more gasoline on the fire, getting a more upset.

426
00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 1: Stupid, stupid, stupid, Why are you getting so angry? He's

427
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,720
just saying he can't hear you like? Her solution to

428
00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:57,119
this is, I'll text you. He's cooking dinner for fucking

429
00:23:57,279 --> 00:24:01,000
ten people. What are we walking over to his phone.

430
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,160
So he heads up for the second churse, which is

431
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,319
one of the most confusing plates of food I think,

432
00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:11,480
not just on this show, I think I've ever seen

433
00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:16,480
in my entire life. It is a shallow puddle of gaspacho,

434
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,400
one of the worst foods.

435
00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 2: What was that thing on top of it?

436
00:24:20,319 --> 00:24:23,519
Speaker 1: Who knows? It was a giant feeload block of something.

437
00:24:23,599 --> 00:24:26,799
I assume it was a dairy product. It was bizarre,

438
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:32,920
minimalistic and hauntingly. So I would give it one pot.

439
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:38,640
Speaker 2: And cohesion gaspacho and then we're gonna have fish.

440
00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:43,519
Speaker 1: Gaspacho and fish. Fine? Really okay, yeah, gaspacho and fish

441
00:24:43,599 --> 00:24:47,640
is fine. We're still we're in I mean, listen, we're

442
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,160
in Italy right now? Right, that's fine?

443
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean we're not.

444
00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:54,079
Speaker 1: But I guess no, but thematically right them What throws

445
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:58,039
that whole Eat, Pray, Love journey off is the shut

446
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:04,039
glass of savice. That's a little that's a little bit different. Okay.

447
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:08,240
So then Ben heads up with the salt crusted fish.

448
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,559
He pairs it with a caper and butter, sauce, potato

449
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:16,519
and broccoli as accouterments. Obviously, these are side dishes for children,

450
00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:19,000
but when you're when you're delivering just kind of a

451
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:22,759
classic cuisine like this, I'm okay with some broccoli and potatoes.

452
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:25,200
I thought this was a lovely dish. I'm gonna give

453
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,119
this dish seventy seven pots. Proud of him, you know,

454
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:34,880
I really think that I think that he's churning a corner. No, no,

455
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:39,039
I don't. Ben says, it doesn't matter that the food

456
00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:43,599
was late. No one if they've eaten a delicious meal,

457
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,480
cares that it was late.

458
00:25:46,599 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 2: I beg to differ, beg to differ.

459
00:25:51,519 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 1: Ellie knocks it out of the park with the dessert,

460
00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:57,400
and Ben says, Ellie's knocking it out of the park

461
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,319
generally because she's standing up to his Floortat.

462
00:26:00,279 --> 00:26:03,519
Speaker 2: Well, he's actually kind of rethinking his thoughts on Alisha.

463
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,240
He thought initially he was too hard he ran her

464
00:26:06,319 --> 00:26:08,359
out of that galley. Now he's like, oh no, she

465
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,519
was an absolute fuck up.

466
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also you had a completely different posture towards Alicia.

467
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,880
So comment cards have been left and it's time for

468
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,880
the next day, doking goes very well, and we move

469
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:25,720
on to them departing a net is very very upset. Okay.

470
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:31,359
Annett's highlight of this entire vacation was writing this card.

471
00:26:31,599 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 2: Okay, I love how the editors zoomed in on that

472
00:26:37,839 --> 00:26:41,359
comment box, and I also love how we got to

473
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,119
see the reviews before the Sea Rats did. Just one

474
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,519
of the highblights. I'd say the comment card that pointed

475
00:26:48,559 --> 00:26:51,799
out the Sea Rats almost left to paying customer to drown.

476
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was.

477
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 2: The most damning indictment on the charge.

478
00:26:56,559 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was really, really was really amazing

479
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:04,720
that that was my That was my favorite part of

480
00:27:04,759 --> 00:27:07,519
the comic cards as well, because they were like, you know,

481
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:10,119
there was some delays with the food, right, so that's

482
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,400
going to knock you down two stars. Also, just to mention,

483
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,920
almost killed one of us, so that's gonna be U

484
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:19,640
two stars and we get it. But two stars.

485
00:27:19,799 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 2: Imagine the yellview would a left zero.

486
00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 1: If I could da know, their yell review would be

487
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,079
like three stars or two and a half stars. Had

488
00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:32,440
a great time, almost died. Food was really really good,

489
00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:37,319
but a little slow, would recommend depending on the day.

490
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,519
All Right, so Mikey gets the helmet and which.

491
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 2: Should have gone to Ben. Ridiculous tip. By the way,

492
00:27:46,519 --> 00:27:50,000
are you going to cover that twenty grand fifteen hundred each?

493
00:27:50,079 --> 00:27:53,039
I think the charter guests spend more money on polo balls.

494
00:27:55,480 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: Honey, we're running low. And that's voice is in Ben's head.

495
00:28:02,519 --> 00:28:05,240
Oh yes, she was walking around the boat's he and

496
00:28:05,319 --> 00:28:07,480
this is not five stars. And she was too hot.

497
00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:12,480
And while I'm not I'm not quite a fan of

498
00:28:12,519 --> 00:28:17,440
a nut, I'm also not quite a fan of blind

499
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:22,240
shout outs to serial killers. She's annoying, But when she's

500
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:24,759
walking around this boat, what she is saying is one

501
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:30,319
hundred percent correct. She's one hundred percent correct. This is

502
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:35,839
dog shit. Okay, Now, you can take a you can

503
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,880
have a better attitude. But like my gut, we get

504
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,880
to a little bit of a flirt between Eddie and Alisha.

505
00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:46,960
Now this is where we could really play that sound effect,

506
00:28:47,599 --> 00:28:49,960
because my god.

507
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: It was crazy. They were flirting it up. And the

508
00:28:51,759 --> 00:28:53,720
only thing I could glean from this let's be all

509
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:59,039
honest here, yeh If when you're dating Alisha your relationship

510
00:28:59,079 --> 00:29:02,279
is about a secure is Nick Cannon condom?

511
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: Well well well, and and uh and and okay, so

512
00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:09,400
here's the thing I feel. I feel like that's a

513
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,359
tough comparison because it's not that they're not secure, it's

514
00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:13,519
that he rips them off.

515
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 2: But but I would say, about as secure as Alec

516
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,480
Baldin producing a movie.

517
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,359
Speaker 1: Where there's a gun fight. I would say that's a

518
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,319
good one, because you know Alicia's here. Let's let's catch

519
00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:30,279
you with this. If she's dating a Canadian for two months,

520
00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:33,039
then it's about as secure as a Nick Cannon condom.

521
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:37,880
And who can't we say that about right? My god?

522
00:29:39,119 --> 00:29:41,000
I mean, listen, I don't want to pull like a

523
00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:44,240
reverse one child policy, but somebody's got to tell him, like, legally,

524
00:29:44,279 --> 00:29:49,119
you can't do this. It's crazy fucking Nick Cannon. All right.

525
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:54,240
So Ben has an impromptu request from Daisy in a towel,

526
00:29:54,599 --> 00:29:58,559
Hey let her get dressed, though, he goes, can I

527
00:29:58,599 --> 00:30:01,880
hang back and in the guest cabin I need to

528
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,640
decompress now. Jenna is pissed. And my favorite thing about

529
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,680
Jenna is that she genuinely has a from Mars affection

530
00:30:09,799 --> 00:30:12,000
for has been. I mean, she's talking about him being

531
00:30:12,039 --> 00:30:13,880
a little bird. She loves him.

532
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: I know. I wonder if he had gone out that night,

533
00:30:18,799 --> 00:30:20,599
would they have made out?

534
00:30:22,119 --> 00:30:22,559
Speaker 1: Not sure?

535
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,839
Speaker 2: Maybe that's the little spark he needs to reinvigorate his

536
00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:28,720
love and passion for the culinary.

537
00:30:28,319 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: Arts, intimacy. He's he's lost his muse. He needs to

538
00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:35,759
find another. Yeah, right now, he's just making mayo based

539
00:30:35,799 --> 00:30:36,759
salads in the sun.

540
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 2: It's glory of the lunch lady.

541
00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:43,319
Speaker 1: All right, how does the song go?

542
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 2: Sloppy Joe sloppy, sloppy Joe.

543
00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: Lay lay so funny. Okay, So we head out for

544
00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:05,440
the night. There are more feral dogs, a fixture I

545
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,640
believe of every night out in this god forsaken place

546
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:17,799
I don't know where we are. Don't touch them, I

547
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:22,319
mean seriously, don't though. So they're covered in crude oil.

548
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,279
We we we head out, and Alicia is putting her

549
00:31:26,359 --> 00:31:30,240
hand on the back of Eddie's head, drawing him in

550
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:34,279
in this this kind of sexual gratitude for ordering her

551
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:38,599
drink or something. And Ellie she starts talking about the

552
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:45,640
kind of guy she likes, fucking alpha Viking Viking. She

553
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:51,599
she wants to merge genetically with Joe. Joe. We're we're

554
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,960
sitting down at dinner and as disgusting as Ben's food

555
00:31:55,200 --> 00:32:00,680
is this was this was fried pigeon and friends.

556
00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:05,039
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say, uh, Ellie's conversation starter.

557
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,559
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go ahead, all right.

558
00:32:06,599 --> 00:32:11,079
Speaker 2: Well, Ellie announces that everyone should tell at the table

559
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:15,480
something about themselves that no one knows, and then she says, oh,

560
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:16,480
I'll go first.

561
00:32:16,759 --> 00:32:22,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a squirter. Well she she kind of she

562
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:24,839
she asks how many squirters we have at the table?

563
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 2: Oh right, well, I'm one.

564
00:32:27,359 --> 00:32:29,599
Speaker 1: Right, Well, if you're going to ask that question, it's

565
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,839
kind of implied that you're you're one bit of a

566
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,720
fountain down there.

567
00:32:33,839 --> 00:32:35,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought I hooked up with a squirter once,

568
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,720
and then I realized she just peed in my bed.

569
00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:41,720
Been there, sister, Yeah, urine is powerful. It went right

570
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,720
through my box spring. Yep, like fucking that acid in

571
00:32:44,759 --> 00:32:45,559
those aliens.

572
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,119
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Yeah. A lot of people don't know that

573
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,319
about urine. A lot of people don't know that about

574
00:32:51,319 --> 00:32:55,119
piss women. You know what I told i'd been speaking

575
00:32:55,119 --> 00:32:58,440
of my doctor. Going back to my doctor, I said,

576
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,759
the psim my urine stream is gone down. I'm a

577
00:33:00,799 --> 00:33:05,039
little concerned about that. She said, do you stand when

578
00:33:05,039 --> 00:33:09,160
you psay? No? I said, She said, good, did you

579
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,279
know that men are supposed to sit when they pee?

580
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,039
Speaker 2: Well, the whole squatty potty thing.

581
00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: But you're supposed to all the guys out there, all

582
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,519
seven guys listening, you're supposed to be sitting. It's good

583
00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:20,759
for your pelvic floor. Don't worry about the emasculation. Just

584
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,920
take a break and you'reinate.

585
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: I'll deal with the masculation. By the way, Mikey thinks

586
00:33:28,359 --> 00:33:32,200
upon hearing Ellie and watch her watching her, He's like,

587
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,200
I think she's she's fun. I wonder would give him

588
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:37,920
that impression.

589
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, now the Sea Rents are all really really bought

590
00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:48,799
into the process. Now Eddie and Jenna start to mix

591
00:33:48,839 --> 00:33:49,680
it up a little bit.

592
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,359
Speaker 2: I think I couldn't tell if Eddie was the architect

593
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,960
of this, because if it was, he's a genius.

594
00:33:58,599 --> 00:34:01,279
Speaker 1: How to close that more asked for the last night.

595
00:34:01,359 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 2: Nothing gets a girl hotter than competition. That's why these

596
00:34:05,559 --> 00:34:10,599
dating shows weren't vilid. And he does just that. You

597
00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:12,920
get he's getting all hot and bothered. Hence, you know,

598
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,679
we get some texting that happens at the end of

599
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:18,880
this episode. Dear there layer.

600
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,519
Speaker 1: So yeah, the producers ask Alicia, why are you so

601
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,960
jealous you have a boyfriend, and Alicia says human nature.

602
00:34:31,079 --> 00:34:32,880
Not really though, if you have a boyfriend, I think

603
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,280
it's just you know, the boyfriend is an a prey

604
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,440
boyfriend right now. And Eddie is, uh.

605
00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:47,159
Speaker 2: Well he's there. That's it. Yep, it's called a spady spake.

606
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: Yep. I couldn't say any better quite honestly. We get

607
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,559
back to no, Mikey and Ellie do a peck. These

608
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,039
these guys are very forward Mike Mikey is very forward.

609
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,280
He's dope into two kisses so far, Daisy and Ellie.

610
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,280
I mean, my goodness, gracious to go Mikey.

611
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: I mean, this is what's great about this season so far.

612
00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:10,360
And by the way, the pushback on it, I shall.

613
00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 1: Say, I said, way to go, Mikey. If you get

614
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,079
the you kind of need that guy on the runway

615
00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:19,079
giving you those signs before you lurch in for a kiss.

616
00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:21,199
But you know, I mean, we're sea rats. We're having fun.

617
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:22,239
It's a little light.

618
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,519
Speaker 2: We have a love triangle already.

619
00:35:24,679 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

620
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 2: We have the fun of Ellie and Mikey because ell

621
00:35:28,519 --> 00:35:32,639
Lea's just fun, she's fun. Yeah. And then of course

622
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,800
we have now Daisy and Juau, but we know Joel.

623
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:42,719
Joel is a man of unsatisfied, unquenched taste.

624
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: Joel will be the one that writes that review for us. Yeah,

625
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,440
that's the kind of guy Joao is.

626
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,039
Speaker 2: He isn't going to be happy unless he tears through

627
00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:54,519
that entire boat.

628
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,599
Speaker 1: Who knows if he'll do it or not. But let's

629
00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:58,760
get to it. The Ball of Snakes. Ellie sits this

630
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:03,960
one out and then we get to truth or dare.

631
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 2: Man still playing that.

632
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy, Like the arrested development is the

633
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,599
only thing that we could ever ask for for this

634
00:36:15,679 --> 00:36:21,199
television program. But it does beg the question, like, you

635
00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:24,880
guys don't want to just you can't like just like

636
00:36:25,039 --> 00:36:27,039
talk to each other. I mean maybe you guys kiss

637
00:36:27,039 --> 00:36:29,480
and stuff, but like, do we have to gamify this

638
00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:30,880
whole thing? It's fucking crazy.

639
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 2: This is the four play to the hookup. You can't

640
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,880
just talk and then just start making out. You need

641
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,239
an excuse to kind of work your way up into it.

642
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: I guess so. But a lot of smut takes place.

643
00:36:42,079 --> 00:36:46,079
Joel gets naked, runs around, hops on the side of

644
00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:49,199
the jacuzzie, starts fucking the side of the jacuzzie, Daisy

645
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,079
kisses him. Jenna asks Eddie who he wants to go

646
00:36:52,119 --> 00:36:56,400
out with. He says her, they hook up. Alicia, she's boiling.

647
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,719
She's raising the temperature of this solution, this thick, thick

648
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,360
sludge that all these Sea Rats are in. And then

649
00:37:04,119 --> 00:37:08,159
we had to bet and texts are fired off. Mm hmm,

650
00:37:08,599 --> 00:37:09,239
cause you're.

651
00:37:09,079 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 2: All in my head.

652
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,519
Speaker 1: I don't think about it over and over again.

653
00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 2: I think that was it.

654
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,559
Speaker 1: That's it. Get in the comments. Let us see what

655
00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:22,599
she was saying. I need like you're that wasn't clear.

656
00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:24,800
She was like, I'm thinking about you a lot like

657
00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:29,800
and then he kind of a pig. He's like two

658
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,360
seconds like this kind of crazy.

659
00:37:32,639 --> 00:37:34,159
Speaker 2: I don't know why he's saying that. Jenna is so

660
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:34,800
much nicer.

661
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:43,519
Speaker 1: You're both lovely, sure, Galen. Any final thoughts, great episode, boys,

662
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,400
Get in the comments, let us know what you thought

663
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,039
about the episode. Love is Blind. Weddings This week go

664
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:52,840
to patreon dot com Slash another podcast Network Traders Finale

665
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,800
is there as well. Sea Rat Con so much good

666
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,719
stuff there. We love you guys, I billing Singobye pat

667
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,199
say Goodbye.

668
00:38:00,119 --> 00:38:19,039
Speaker 3: The Intestine Distills Instant intett has distant