Speaker 1: When Daisy says, I dont screw the crew, it's mhm,
it's framed.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she means by it.
Speaker 1: It's framed this.
Speaker 2: She does the exact opposite.
Speaker 1: That's my point. It's framed as some edict that has
been followed now and in the past, and it hasn't.
It's actually not been followed, so it's super confusing. Hey, hello.
You know, I had a little impulse to sing there.
I wanted to sing a tune. But last night Paul
Abdul aka Patrick Oh told me it's try hardy. You
shouldn't sing because new listeners don't want to hear this
this energy that's too amped up. And I have to
say it was one of the more hurtful things Pat said.
I mean, he really yucked my gum. But it's bad TV.
There's no singing here. Okay, I'm Dylan.
Speaker 2: That's pat permission to come aboard. I like your more
casual intro. Yeah, it's more welcoming. Hell yeah, dude's more organic.
Speaker 1: As the kids say, I'm a pretty chill guy. Generally,
Kalin's here, Hello, who he's got that same hello? He does?
What do we think should he talk more? In the shows.
Speaker 2: It's up to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we'll see production meeting on air. Yeah,
we know how you guys love those. We know how
you guys love Love is Blind. Go to patreon dot
com slash another podcast week, So this week coming up
on Wednesday. So excited. This is a really fantastic season
of the show, and the patrons have really been loving
our coverage, doing a great job. I just thought, oh
my gosh, you just did Michael Jackson voice.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, damn my god.
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 2: By the way, it is not weird at all that
I'm chetst around the world with. It's normal Peach.
Speaker 1: You know, Michael Jackson is not in the Epstein Files
at all.
Speaker 2: Get out of here, completely kidding.
Speaker 1: He's all over the.
Speaker 2: All. Right, So, uh, where was I Where where were
we talking?
Speaker 1: We were talking about Love's Blind and oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, though, uh, we have c rat con at the
five Dollars here. Oh you did like two hours. Some
of it's boring as hell, but we had like seven people,
including Ellie the Balk and Biscuit off chefs Areena some
of your favorites and uh, yeah, Ellie gives a little
secrets about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't rewatch that back, so I
hope it's all kosher.
Speaker 2: I heard. I heard some of it was pretty entertaining.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, I should probably listen to that.
Speaker 2: Captain Carey joined us. It was fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Audio is five
dollars to ten dollar Tier has video. Go to Patron
dot com for that and loves Blind and the Traders
just wrapped up a magnificent season of that. I just
pulled up that picture of that foot that got axed,
and I'm actually it's gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stop looking at it.
Speaker 1: I pulled up a picture of my sister's friend who
was cutting wood with flip flops on and the acts
actually hit her foot and she had to get like
one hundred and fifty stitches or something like that. And
Pat looked at it and said, that's gross. I would
not go to the hospital for that kind of thing.
I mean, if you saw that, this is straight out
of the pit, and Pat would not go to the hospital. Anyways,
let's talk about this episode. We have a net's departure,
we have our second comment cards. Pat, why don't you
give us your thoughts and your pots.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed this episode, I really did. Yeah, Jenna
is truly finding herself on this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's fantastic.
Speaker 1: She's so fun.
Speaker 2: She's a tactical genius. She truly is. What she did
in that Chacuzzi The Ball of Snakes to basically ask
Pete would you like to go to date to date with?
That was genius. She's she did smart. Fun.
Speaker 1: Yeahs going through it too.
Speaker 2: You know, Dylan, you know I was going to address this.
You know a lot of people I think took issue
with me referring to him as hasband because well, I
get it, because it might be considered mean with me
to point out someone, a person who was once respected
that has now fallen from grace, and he is sad,
very sad, and he's now preparing food that looks like
the kind of slop of lunch lady would PLoP down
on a fifth grader's tray.
Speaker 1: There you go, Pulky.
Speaker 2: You know what makes matters worse is that I don't
think he knows that he's actually serving pig vomit. I
think I think he might, so I understand where the
audience is coming from when we call him has been.
But you can't deny that. I'm right on the fucking
money with that name.
Speaker 1: Has Ben has been?
Speaker 3: Has Ben has that?
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you though, Uh, a salt bake is
an impressive thing, you know, when Ben does it, when
Francis Maman does it, it's always astounding. I mean, how
do you know what's going on in there? There's no way.
I mean, it's just uh, it shows a glimmer of
a former mastery of the culinary arts. It's a very
very difficult thing to pull off. The rest of it
looked like absolute shit and he's losing his mind down there.
Speaker 2: But your pots Oh sure, sure, okay, okay, Well I
did enjoy that part of the episode as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also a Nett will get to her. Oh my god,
I hated her to the very bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter bitter.
It's hot. We got it, we got it. How was
your day on the beach? Oh you couldn't just muster
up as did you.
Speaker 1: Look at a fucking map and a calendar when you
planned this vacation? Questions? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know the other people that you're on this
boat with during that time, they went down to that
nice little bar. Get ready to bleep me here? Or whatever.
I got an idea for you. Why don't you go
down to that bar instead, get off the ground and
get yourself a margarita, you fucking.
Speaker 1: Bitch, right, But because here's the thing about the ground,
it's so hot. You know what's not hot? A bar
with shade and an ice called margarita. That's how we
do this stuff. Okay, and it come on.
Speaker 2: That's my goddamn point. Okay, what else took place here?
Just everybody hooking up that night?
Speaker 1: If this isn't just for him, if either of us
are going a little bit too long with our thoughts
and pots, I've done it before. He's definitely doing it
right now. Can you just give us one of these
stretching Yeah, just say that you're doing this right right.
Speaker 2: So, but when I'm entertaining, I say, just let me loose, man.
Speaker 1: No, that's a good point, Kaylin strike that note.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, Anyway, I enjoyed the episode. I'm going to
give it fourteen pots.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we've got a lot so fun. A
lot of stuff happened in that primordial ooze that is
really required at the start of a good season, that
being the liquid. It's not even water, I mean think
about if there are a ton of snakes that slime
on there, skin is going to rub off into the water.
It's going to start to resemble a petroleum product very quickly.
A lot of fun stuff from that. Alisha is is
really confusing her, Jenna and Eddie is a triangle of
wonderment and confusion that I am just excited to continue
embarking on. Yeah, it's gonna be great, and we should
say at some point. I don't know if we'll do
it today. I think we'll have another episode or two
to be able to play this sound effect. We should
play the sound effect of a body jumping off a
very tall build.
Speaker 2: Oh, is that Alicia's boyfriend?
Speaker 1: That's Alicia's boyfriend? Is it a bird? Is it play? No,
it's a guy committing Sue iside. Yeah, it's pretty Yeah.
I would give it fourteen. I loved it fourteen. Yeah. Okay,
all right, let's get into the episode of Below Deck.
Speaker 2: You might skip over this, so I want to mention
it at the beginning of the episode, so we have
swim aware gate. Did you notice that Daisy tried her
hand in a little comedy at the top of the episode.
Speaker 1: If I went to if I went to a coffee
shop and I said, kind of a cappuccino, I gotta
work on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then he's like a barista. Yeah yeah,
and then he showed up an hour later. Yeah, that
was a stupid I thought it.
Speaker 1: Was actually, uh well, it was not applicable to the
situation at all. I take her point.
Speaker 2: Well, she kind of just said he was late.
Speaker 1: You know, this is the thing with and Daisy's a
bad manager.
Speaker 2: And she's not funny like stay in your lane, which
is chain smoking, delegating your responsibilities in more chain smoking.
Speaker 1: Well, and then after that second baut of chain smoking,
which I think we're at about thirteen or fourteen SIGs,
which like when the day is done, we might just
might as well just pile off the pack. Daisy is
bad at management, because when you're managing people, especially early on,
it really pays to be as explicit and as clear
as possible. Right. If you have assumptions about people their experience,
the way you you communicate, it's just a sign of
somebody who's really not that great at you know, I
mean having sea rats at your back, you know what
I'm talking about. I mean, with a sea rat, you
got to be very very clear. Yeah, I mean, what
are we talking about anyway? No, no, no, okay, is it
your birthday today? Is asked of the primary sitting there
melting in Satan's asshole next to his wife. What a
beautiful day this guy's having.
Speaker 2: That's called small talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The the bathing suit arrives, but
not after, not not until about of just a complete
lack of inspiration from has been.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, true. But when the swimsuit arrives, Annette does
something that I think is worthy of the death penalty.
Oh wow, she says an eye quote. At this point,
I don't even care. Yeah, okay, now I've heard a
statistic here, and I'm reading this at any point in
the United States. I don't know if you and Kaitlin
do this, but there are at least thirty active serial killers. Now,
we have a lot of listeners, and I beat a lot.
If there's a serial killer out there that's a fan
of our below deck coverage, No, no, no, I'm not advocating. No no, no,
I'm not advocating.
Speaker 1: Because you know, I call for the death penalty for
a lot of stars.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm not advocating for any one to do
any harm. But serial killers are very creative. People get
in our Apple iTunes reviews and just tell us what
you would do with her body, and remember to leave
us five stars.
Speaker 1: It's like one of the most unwarranted. Don't get me wrong,
she's awful. You've advocated for capital punishment and for a
serial killer to leave us a review of what they
would do with her body. I didn't know that you
disliked her, So I do.
Speaker 2: I really hate her?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go to a bar and get a marguerite
up beat me, you miserable bitch, because your misery is
infectious and everywhere around you captures your misery. It's like
your bummer aids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, energy vampire, all of the above. Now the
tuna gets there. It's a tune, a tuna poke, black
sesame rap and lovely tropical salad that is over maynaised
baking in the heat. When you have a mao forward
salad kicking around in your brain, you got to recognize
that it's ninety seven degrees outside, so it's not quite
serving soup, but it is the right move. Do we
get daisy and juanned next?
Speaker 2: So they discuss who's gonna hook up. You know, there's
a night out coming up, and these these sea rats
need to let loose. Of course, Daisy mentions she does
not screw the crew because the last time she did
this it really blew up everything. Uh, she's really burying
the lead here. I'd say, Uh, you idiots got an
entire seriods series canceled, I believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So okay, again, we placed a lot of bonus
on Gary King because there was a they were embroiled
in a conflict. But when Daisy says, I don't screw
the crew, it's it's framed.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she means by it. It's framed
it she does the exact opposite.
Speaker 1: That's my point. It's framed as some edict that has
been followed now and in the past, and it hasn't.
It's actually not been followed. So super confusing. But her
and Juwau, I think, are going to toss into one
another because they're very aligned. They work hard and they
play hard, and that's exactly what a good sea rat does.
We start to panic a little bit in the galley
and we get to thoughts on dessert. Ben asks her
has been asks Ellie if she does desserts, which might
as well throw that grenade out there. You never know
how many bodies you're gonna hit. I'm not sure why
I use that saying, because that's not a saying, but
he deserts are extremely hard, so it's kind of a
weird thing. As you'll remember, Alicia put salt in the
cheesecake or something, so desserts are pretty hard. But he
got lucky because Ellie did. Actually, what's up, ye, Ellie
actually does have a lot of experience in desserts because
when she was a child and they were Bob was
being dropped on her, she went and stayed. Ellie loves
a story.
Speaker 2: She's good at telling stories.
Speaker 1: Ellie loves a story. And I think one of the
reasons why we're having a little bit of a time
problem in the kitchen is twofold. Ellie's a little she
loves a story, and Ben his kind of sharpened blade
of quiet down gotta focus. It's very dull right now
because he wants to have sex with Ally so badly.
Speaker 2: So that's what's That's what I ascertained.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's causing a lot of jam ups.
Speaker 2: Just to put some little details on that origin story,
of her how she became a good baker. Yeah, apparently
the teacher was Kate Moss, and she taught her that
a cake doesn't taste as good as skinny feels. And
I beg to different. Oh my god, because sit down
with a bowl of ice cream between your legs and
bed at night while you're watching something good. Yeah, I say,
that's probably a highlight of being a human being.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And these abs, like you really gotta I mean,
let's say you're pumping gas. You can't just like rip
your abs out and like pay for shit with them.
You can't, like, you can't show people them all the time.
Otherwise people will be like, why are you showing me
your abs? Like they're so intense? And ice cream you
can just you can. Ice cream is better. I think.
Speaker 2: Also, let's do like the line of why we do
these things as a human being. You get skinny so
someone wants to fuck you, so then you can enjoy
yourself and eat like a pig.
Speaker 1: Right, get fat?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dah dah, No shit. Ellie is a health advocate,
and Ellie is very in shape, and that's good. We
should all be healthy. Okay, I went to the doctor recently.
My God, how you doing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, you know what? They referred me to physical
therapy because you know how my neck explodes once a
quarter and I can't look anywhere. I call this physical
therapy place. They say it's going to take ten or
fifteen minutes the book. I go, okay, no problem, you
go through this big rigmarole. They asked me all these questions.
I go, great, We're done, right. She goes, yeah, our
first appointment is in June. I go, I'm sorry. I
got to say, I'm a little upset that we've been
talking this long and the first available appointment is in June,
So I'm actually gonna hang up right now. She was like, oh, sorry, anyways,
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Speaker 2: Let's see guest return and a net one asks how
how the beach was? She answers hot. Yeah, just say fun.
We've got a big, big dinner. By the way, you
know you've lost trust in a charter when the primary
feels the need to remind the staff the theme of
the dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Ouch, that's a that's a hallmark of five star
service having to tell the service how to serve you. Yeah.
So Ben's got to pick it up. And because of that,
he's going to do one gigantic fish And he says, uh,
we gotta make a change here. We gotta pull ourselves
up by our bootstraps. We gotta get out there. We
gotta serve best goddamn salt bake fish they've ever had. Right,
he's really motivated right now, But before that falters. Mikey
is being torn both inside and outside. And I'll give
Daisy some credit here. She's actually not the one monopolizing labor.
Mikey is just going into like trim his nose and shit.
Speaker 2: That's right, which I am fully behind. Oh yeah, I
love a nose trimmer.
Speaker 1: I got to get another nose.
Speaker 2: Well, I think you're fine, and i'd let you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you now.
Speaker 2: Well I don't I don't get behind Mikey just drifting
off and disappearing and not doing work. I do like
a man who uses a nose trimmer. Ladies out there,
or just dudes in general, give nose trimmers as Christmas
gifts to a guy, you know, not the main.
Speaker 1: Christmas gift, Like that's an ancillary gift because it's a
little bit of a it's on the nose. It's a
little on the nose, and you can get a good
one for what.
Speaker 2: It's like twenty five, but like getting your girlfriend mouthwash,
you know, for a birthday. It's like, what is this for?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Well, dudes over forty, I've I've learned they nose hairs
are a real blind spot for him. They don't know.
I once knew a dude he could only breathe through
his mouth. He's asking everybody. He's like, I'm having trouble
breathing through my nose. It's because it was, you know,
filled with hair.
Speaker 1: No, it's probably because he had a wicked cocaine problem.
Well that too, he's dead now, Yeah, that's what I'm
talking about. Right Anyway, when you schnefe up that much stuff,
I mean, your nose just collapses in on itself. Listen,
this motivation that has been had, this rejuvenation, this moxie
and drive quickly dissipates, and he says, the day he
got away from me, it's just it's been like forty
five minutes, so I'm not really sure how this happened.
But he starts to panic and starts to put the
fish in the oven. It's going to take an hour
and a half. And tonight is the Cowboy dinner and
things are really heating up in the kitchen has been
stress is wearing off on Ellie.
Speaker 2: Who is this where? She says she feels the need
to manage Oh, she's yapping away.
Speaker 1: She goes, uh hey, Jenna, oh when you come get
these dishes? Huh oh yeah, or she says, we need
dishes right now, and Jenna goes, whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 2: You gotta watch how you talk to people you don't
know that.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, air on the side of caution and
air on the side of like you might be talking
to a Jenna. Now, Jenna is a formidable foe. You
do not want to bark orders at Jenna. Okay, she
will ruin you. Dinner gets going, and we've got walkie problems. Okay.
Wine and water service is over and now it's turned
Now it's time for caviar and local snapper Savice This
was a composed dish. It was in a shot glass,
which is trash, but it was a lovely way to
start off a meal. I'm gonna give it sixty four pots.
Oh that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: How many pots do you give it for inventiveness including
the shot twelve out of one hundred?
Speaker 1: All right, so we got this walkie talkie problem, right,
and Ben goes, I can't hear you, and Daisy kind
of out of fucking nowhere goes, why don't you serve
a fucking plate on time? Then you could fucking talk
to me? And I think she spits at him. He
was just like, I'm not a big defender of Ben,
but like.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is adding chaos on all right?
Speaker 3: Do like.
Speaker 2: Kermit, who I'm not a fan of either, right, would
have handled this so much better. She would have understood
this man is already in a chaos, His mind's already chaotic.
Why put another layer of chaos in this by frazzling him?
Daisy does not have this temperament. She just starts throwing
more gasoline on the fire, getting a more upset.
Speaker 1: Stupid, stupid, stupid, Why are you getting so angry? He's
just saying he can't hear you like? Her solution to
this is, I'll text you. He's cooking dinner for fucking
ten people. What are we walking over to his phone.
So he heads up for the second churse, which is
one of the most confusing plates of food I think,
not just on this show, I think I've ever seen
in my entire life. It is a shallow puddle of gaspacho,
one of the worst foods.
Speaker 2: What was that thing on top of it?
Speaker 1: Who knows? It was a giant feeload block of something.
I assume it was a dairy product. It was bizarre,
minimalistic and hauntingly. So I would give it one pot.
Speaker 2: And cohesion gaspacho and then we're gonna have fish.
Speaker 1: Gaspacho and fish. Fine? Really okay, yeah, gaspacho and fish
is fine. We're still we're in I mean, listen, we're
in Italy right now? Right, that's fine?
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean we're not.
Speaker 1: But I guess no, but thematically right them What throws
that whole Eat, Pray, Love journey off is the shut
glass of savice. That's a little that's a little bit different. Okay.
So then Ben heads up with the salt crusted fish.
He pairs it with a caper and butter, sauce, potato
and broccoli as accouterments. Obviously, these are side dishes for children,
but when you're when you're delivering just kind of a
classic cuisine like this, I'm okay with some broccoli and potatoes.
I thought this was a lovely dish. I'm gonna give
this dish seventy seven pots. Proud of him, you know,
I really think that I think that he's churning a corner. No, no,
I don't. Ben says, it doesn't matter that the food
was late. No one if they've eaten a delicious meal,
cares that it was late.
Speaker 2: I beg to differ, beg to differ.
Speaker 1: Ellie knocks it out of the park with the dessert,
and Ben says, Ellie's knocking it out of the park
generally because she's standing up to his Floortat.
Speaker 2: Well, he's actually kind of rethinking his thoughts on Alisha.
He thought initially he was too hard he ran her
out of that galley. Now he's like, oh no, she
was an absolute fuck up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also you had a completely different posture towards Alicia.
So comment cards have been left and it's time for
the next day, doking goes very well, and we move
on to them departing a net is very very upset. Okay.
Annett's highlight of this entire vacation was writing this card.
Speaker 2: Okay, I love how the editors zoomed in on that
comment box, and I also love how we got to
see the reviews before the Sea Rats did. Just one
of the highblights. I'd say the comment card that pointed
out the Sea Rats almost left to paying customer to drown.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was.
Speaker 2: The most damning indictment on the charge.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was really, really was really amazing
that that was my That was my favorite part of
the comic cards as well, because they were like, you know,
there was some delays with the food, right, so that's
going to knock you down two stars. Also, just to mention,
almost killed one of us, so that's gonna be U
two stars and we get it. But two stars.
Speaker 2: Imagine the yellview would a left zero.
Speaker 1: If I could da know, their yell review would be
like three stars or two and a half stars. Had
a great time, almost died. Food was really really good,
but a little slow, would recommend depending on the day.
All Right, so Mikey gets the helmet and which.
Speaker 2: Should have gone to Ben. Ridiculous tip. By the way,
are you going to cover that twenty grand fifteen hundred each?
I think the charter guests spend more money on polo balls.
Speaker 1: Honey, we're running low. And that's voice is in Ben's head.
Oh yes, she was walking around the boat's he and
this is not five stars. And she was too hot.
And while I'm not I'm not quite a fan of
a nut, I'm also not quite a fan of blind
shout outs to serial killers. She's annoying, But when she's
walking around this boat, what she is saying is one
hundred percent correct. She's one hundred percent correct. This is
dog shit. Okay, Now, you can take a you can
have a better attitude. But like my gut, we get
to a little bit of a flirt between Eddie and Alisha.
Now this is where we could really play that sound effect,
because my god.
Speaker 2: It was crazy. They were flirting it up. And the
only thing I could glean from this let's be all
honest here, yeh If when you're dating Alisha your relationship
is about a secure is Nick Cannon condom?
Speaker 1: Well well well, and and uh and and okay, so
here's the thing I feel. I feel like that's a
tough comparison because it's not that they're not secure, it's
that he rips them off.
Speaker 2: But but I would say, about as secure as Alec
Baldin producing a movie.
Speaker 1: Where there's a gun fight. I would say that's a
good one, because you know Alicia's here. Let's let's catch
you with this. If she's dating a Canadian for two months,
then it's about as secure as a Nick Cannon condom.
And who can't we say that about right? My god?
I mean, listen, I don't want to pull like a
reverse one child policy, but somebody's got to tell him, like, legally,
you can't do this. It's crazy fucking Nick Cannon. All right.
So Ben has an impromptu request from Daisy in a towel,
Hey let her get dressed, though, he goes, can I
hang back and in the guest cabin I need to
decompress now. Jenna is pissed. And my favorite thing about
Jenna is that she genuinely has a from Mars affection
for has been. I mean, she's talking about him being
a little bird. She loves him.
Speaker 2: I know. I wonder if he had gone out that night,
would they have made out?
Speaker 1: Not sure?
Speaker 2: Maybe that's the little spark he needs to reinvigorate his
love and passion for the culinary.
Speaker 1: Arts, intimacy. He's he's lost his muse. He needs to
find another. Yeah, right now, he's just making mayo based
salads in the sun.
Speaker 2: It's glory of the lunch lady.
Speaker 1: All right, how does the song go?
Speaker 2: Sloppy Joe sloppy, sloppy Joe.
Speaker 1: Lay lay so funny. Okay, So we head out for
the night. There are more feral dogs, a fixture I
believe of every night out in this god forsaken place
I don't know where we are. Don't touch them, I
mean seriously, don't though. So they're covered in crude oil.
We we we head out, and Alicia is putting her
hand on the back of Eddie's head, drawing him in
in this this kind of sexual gratitude for ordering her
drink or something. And Ellie she starts talking about the
kind of guy she likes, fucking alpha Viking Viking. She
she wants to merge genetically with Joe. Joe. We're we're
sitting down at dinner and as disgusting as Ben's food
is this was this was fried pigeon and friends.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say, uh, Ellie's conversation starter.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 2: Well, Ellie announces that everyone should tell at the table
something about themselves that no one knows, and then she says, oh,
I'll go first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a squirter. Well she she kind of she
she asks how many squirters we have at the table?
Speaker 2: Oh right, well, I'm one.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, if you're going to ask that question, it's
kind of implied that you're you're one bit of a
fountain down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought I hooked up with a squirter once,
and then I realized she just peed in my bed.
Been there, sister, Yeah, urine is powerful. It went right
through my box spring. Yep, like fucking that acid in
those aliens.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Yeah. A lot of people don't know that
about urine. A lot of people don't know that about
piss women. You know what I told i'd been speaking
of my doctor. Going back to my doctor, I said,
the psim my urine stream is gone down. I'm a
little concerned about that. She said, do you stand when
you psay? No? I said, She said, good, did you
know that men are supposed to sit when they pee?
Speaker 2: Well, the whole squatty potty thing.
Speaker 1: But you're supposed to all the guys out there, all
seven guys listening, you're supposed to be sitting. It's good
for your pelvic floor. Don't worry about the emasculation. Just
take a break and you'reinate.
Speaker 2: I'll deal with the masculation. By the way, Mikey thinks
upon hearing Ellie and watch her watching her, He's like,
I think she's she's fun. I wonder would give him
that impression.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now the Sea Rents are all really really bought
into the process. Now Eddie and Jenna start to mix
it up a little bit.
Speaker 2: I think I couldn't tell if Eddie was the architect
of this, because if it was, he's a genius.
Speaker 1: How to close that more asked for the last night.
Speaker 2: Nothing gets a girl hotter than competition. That's why these
dating shows weren't vilid. And he does just that. You
get he's getting all hot and bothered. Hence, you know,
we get some texting that happens at the end of
this episode. Dear there layer.
Speaker 1: So yeah, the producers ask Alicia, why are you so
jealous you have a boyfriend, and Alicia says human nature.
Not really though, if you have a boyfriend, I think
it's just you know, the boyfriend is an a prey
boyfriend right now. And Eddie is, uh.
Speaker 2: Well he's there. That's it. Yep, it's called a spady spake.
Speaker 1: Yep. I couldn't say any better quite honestly. We get
back to no, Mikey and Ellie do a peck. These
these guys are very forward Mike Mikey is very forward.
He's dope into two kisses so far, Daisy and Ellie.
I mean, my goodness, gracious to go Mikey.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is what's great about this season so far.
And by the way, the pushback on it, I shall.
Speaker 1: Say, I said, way to go, Mikey. If you get
the you kind of need that guy on the runway
giving you those signs before you lurch in for a kiss.
But you know, I mean, we're sea rats. We're having fun.
It's a little light.
Speaker 2: We have a love triangle already.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: We have the fun of Ellie and Mikey because ell
Lea's just fun, she's fun. Yeah. And then of course
we have now Daisy and Juau, but we know Joel.
Joel is a man of unsatisfied, unquenched taste.
Speaker 1: Joel will be the one that writes that review for us. Yeah,
that's the kind of guy Joao is.
Speaker 2: He isn't going to be happy unless he tears through
that entire boat.
Speaker 1: Who knows if he'll do it or not. But let's
get to it. The Ball of Snakes. Ellie sits this
one out and then we get to truth or dare.
Speaker 2: Man still playing that.
Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy, Like the arrested development is the
only thing that we could ever ask for for this
television program. But it does beg the question, like, you
guys don't want to just you can't like just like
talk to each other. I mean maybe you guys kiss
and stuff, but like, do we have to gamify this
whole thing? It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: This is the four play to the hookup. You can't
just talk and then just start making out. You need
an excuse to kind of work your way up into it.
Speaker 1: I guess so. But a lot of smut takes place.
Joel gets naked, runs around, hops on the side of
the jacuzzie, starts fucking the side of the jacuzzie, Daisy
kisses him. Jenna asks Eddie who he wants to go
out with. He says her, they hook up. Alicia, she's boiling.
She's raising the temperature of this solution, this thick, thick
sludge that all these Sea Rats are in. And then
we had to bet and texts are fired off. Mm hmm,
cause you're.
Speaker 2: All in my head.
Speaker 1: I don't think about it over and over again.
Speaker 2: I think that was it.
Speaker 1: That's it. Get in the comments. Let us see what
she was saying. I need like you're that wasn't clear.
She was like, I'm thinking about you a lot like
and then he kind of a pig. He's like two
seconds like this kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't know why he's saying that. Jenna is so
much nicer.
Speaker 1: You're both lovely, sure, Galen. Any final thoughts, great episode, boys,
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