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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart, funny, everybody's it's the fuck's the day.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, here's some fun facts for you today. McDonald's

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<v Speaker 2>feeds seventy million people every day. It's just about one

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<v Speaker 2>percent of the world's population.

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<v Speaker 3>Right. That's insane to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Seventy million people every day eating McDonald's Wild Wild Wild.

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Phelps.

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<v Speaker 2>Tops out at about six miles per hour in the

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<v Speaker 2>in the swimming pool.

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<v Speaker 3>That makes him slower than every manatee.

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<v Speaker 2>Who Those sea cows can hit twenty miles per hour

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<v Speaker 2>in the water.

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<v Speaker 3>Moving moving, there's oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>They can top out it twenty miles per hour if

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<v Speaker 2>they want to. Most don't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're just chilling.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Do you ever see a manatee, like a real one,

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<v Speaker 2>like in the wild, not like behind a tank.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw one in Destin, Florida, really, and everybody thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was a shark. Everybody lost their mind. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>first time that I ever saw something a big blob

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<v Speaker 2>moving in the water.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's scary. It was a manatee.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't come anywhere near me, but I could see

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<v Speaker 2>the blob.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. Jaws nineteen seventy five or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeh, my god, finally and it wasn't moving at twenty

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<v Speaker 2>miles per hour.

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<v Speaker 3>That sea cow was just moping around.

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<v Speaker 2>The word candidate comes from the Latin word candidatus, which

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<v Speaker 2>means clothed in white.

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<v Speaker 3>That's neat think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Ancient Rome men running for political offices, where those white

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<v Speaker 2>togas all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the candidatus. It's the fuck back to the day.

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<v Speaker 1>We make you look smart in front of your buddy s.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the fun. Back to the day.