Speaker 1: It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you
Speaker 1: look smart, funny, everybody's it's the fuck's the day.
Speaker 2: All right, here's some fun facts for you today. McDonald's
Speaker 2: feeds seventy million people every day. It's just about one
Speaker 2: percent of the world's population.
Speaker 3: Right. That's insane to me.
Speaker 2: Seventy million people every day eating McDonald's Wild Wild Wild.
Speaker 3: Michael Phelps.
Speaker 2: Tops out at about six miles per hour in the
Speaker 2: in the swimming pool.
Speaker 3: That makes him slower than every manatee.
Speaker 2: Who Those sea cows can hit twenty miles per hour
Speaker 2: in the water.
Speaker 3: Moving moving, there's oh my god.
Speaker 2: They can top out it twenty miles per hour if
Speaker 2: they want to. Most don't want to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just chilling.
Speaker 2: Okay. Do you ever see a manatee, like a real one,
Speaker 2: like in the wild, not like behind a tank.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I saw one in Destin, Florida, really, and everybody thought
Speaker 2: it was a shark. Everybody lost their mind. It's the
Speaker 2: first time that I ever saw something a big blob
Speaker 2: moving in the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's scary. It was a manatee.
Speaker 2: It didn't come anywhere near me, but I could see
Speaker 2: the blob.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Jaws nineteen seventy five or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeh, my god, finally and it wasn't moving at twenty
Speaker 2: miles per hour.
Speaker 3: That sea cow was just moping around.
Speaker 2: The word candidate comes from the Latin word candidatus, which
Speaker 2: means clothed in white.
Speaker 3: That's neat think about it.
Speaker 2: Ancient Rome men running for political offices, where those white
Speaker 2: togas all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the candidatus. It's the fuck back to the day.
Speaker 1: We make you look smart in front of your buddy s.
Speaker 3: It's the fun. Back to the day.