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Speaker 4: We're all gonna die. Also, I have a headache, so
we're ending early people.
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Speaker 1: Also, Connor's camera looks like an actual camera for once.
It can be a clap in the chap please did
we got there?
Speaker 5: How long?
Speaker 2: Don't get it?
Speaker 6: He's still smaller, but I feel like that might be
because he's an associates.
Speaker 7: It again.
Speaker 2: Twitch associate damn a joke man.
Speaker 4: For that one.
Speaker 5: That was.
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it's black and white.
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like the lolls. Know this is it in real life?
Speaker 8: That Yeah, whenever she to any room, it just goes
noir gray scale, immediately.
Speaker 4: All the color out of the road. Jesus, that's terrifying.
Speaker 2: Actually used, I actually used to be hispanic and then
I met her and.
Speaker 9: Yeah, immediately pale stream everybody in the chat and everybody
in the future in the vod high future people.
Speaker 2: Let's hope hi, future people, Hi the type the world
hasn't ended, and this is the only thing you found. Wow,
But if it is, you know, enjoy.
Speaker 10: Imagine imagine if this were the only record of the
twenty first century that people found, like eight hundred years
from now, our D and D campaign.
Speaker 2: The whole campaign, not just as play. That's that's all
they know about this era.
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Speaker 11: Baby brow actually has a vantage because I can Oh.
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Speaker 1: That emo comes to my chat all the time.
Speaker 2: That guy's gone forever.
Speaker 4: But uh, that.
Speaker 2: You add the conversation in this chat room.
Speaker 3: That's a rule that doesn't pertain to the people on
the stream, though it's horrific.
Speaker 2: I have to fan myself on the biggest.
Speaker 4: I can't stream on my own channel anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm an extreme hypocrite and I'm okay, I mean I haven't.
Speaker 10: I have a no trolling rule on my channel, which
I violate every three seconds.
Speaker 2: I go into other people's chats and do the thing
that I get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brad just walks into a chat and goes Final
Fantasy twam is the best.
Speaker 2: Final Fantasy thirteen was technically the best one.
Speaker 1: I do it in your chat too, and people freak
the funk out. So you are kind of quiet, by
the way, Brad, you're really low.
Speaker 2: Why is that what's happened on your stream?
Speaker 4: Myself?
Speaker 7: That's better?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just it was everybody else was louder
than you.
Speaker 2: I come through Zoom very quietly because it happens on
a Thursday as well. But then when I get to
my own stream, I'm like, I was louder than someone
for once.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, No, I do the exact same thing because I'm like, okay,
this is a good volume for my stream. And then
we get on Zoom and they're like, man, you're too quiet,
Like we can't hear you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 11: The next day it's like everyone you do it for
like an hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody fucking tells you. You're like, oh, okay, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Then you're just kind of sitting there. Why the fuck
did nobody tell me like take this long?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Thanks guys, yea, god damn it.
Speaker 2: Thanks Noodle, even if it's not your mod. Blame Noodle.
Speaker 1: Okay, this works.
Speaker 2: I've been blaming him since I was young.
Speaker 1: My homework, so this.
Speaker 2: Is terrible story. Dust felt. We're playing five E. I'm
sure you're all away, but if you're not, that's what
it is. That's what we're doing. We're not just standing
around talking about lights sleeping patterns.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: That's what we were doing. Just before went live, I
was up at seven am today. That's no excuse.
Speaker 10: I did not sleep. I was just late. Plus one
the difference plus plus one goblin, I didn't. I did
not oversleep today. I was just late. There's a difference.
Speaker 2: I like.
Speaker 3: Go Brad just thinks about it in relation to our campaign.
Plus one goblin to the four beholders, Yes.
Speaker 4: Right away.
Speaker 2: I'll attack you at some point to this campaign. Yeah,
so on with the on. The show must go on.
You guys as a group are in sin River, which
is a a very very large city. I would say
it's a city. Yeah, it's a city in dust fail,
the continent of dust out. We're looking at a dusty
sort of western ish like USA Western themed kind of
almost setting. This is a pretty sprawling town filled with
almost everything. It's one of those big towns, not some
shitty little town where it's like, oh, is there a blacksmith? No,
in fact, there.
Speaker 4: Isn't a blacksmith.
Speaker 2: Think of one thing this sound doesn't have because it's
so fucking rich, But it does have. It's lots of
money and lots of corruption and the fighting pits. Last time,
what did we begin? You guys actually went did a
little bit of gambling. The roll twenty was absolutely on
your side as lash one. A couple of games, what
was it? What was you playing? Threes? Yep, with a
couple of halflings in a little.
Speaker 7: Same from one of them flipped the table when he
was done.
Speaker 2: You want a bunch of money? And then the one
rink yeahty bad.
Speaker 6: And the dagger's the best thing that ever happened on
a dagger yet a sacrificial dagger which may or may
not be more important than you ever realized.
Speaker 2: More important ring perhaps who knows, or maybe not, we
just we just don't. And the ring of somewhat invisibility,
which is almost except that it last for ten minutes
and you can't use it again until the very next morning.
Speaker 1: Super cool.
Speaker 2: The the group actually know you were split up. Carlias
and Rajah went to the Velvet Crown Casino, and I
don't even know how to describe what they did. Carlias
managed to chat his way in by chatting up a
guard and then sitting down at a table with someone
who just fell fell head over heels instantly in love
with him, love at first sight. Blossom, Miami Blossom of
the Blossom Family, the famed Blossom Family, and Raja just
had a rough day, Raja right the one time. Actually,
that roll twenty did not favor you fair like, because
Raja just kept getting sucked up. He tried to sneak
in twice. You did get in at one point by
sneaking into like a high up window on the tower.
Even though you got you were inside of a locked room,
so you couldn't get out without being obviously breaking down
a door or something. So you snuck back out and
got caught on the way back out, but you had
stolen a bunch of things. The gods caught you, grappled
you to the ground, dragged you inside, and you were
about to have your hands cut off or like a
you know, something terrible happened to you, when in fact,
the the casino owner, a man named Caslek, employed you
sort of gun to head, employment of do this horrible
task for me, Go and kidnap this child wizard from
the wizards keep and bring him to a safe house
for interrogation.
Speaker 10: This is the same Rajah who backflipped over a train
while their disadvantaged just for the heck of it and
stealth check to sneak in through a kitchen.
Speaker 1: You wasted. That role is.
Speaker 2: Very inconsistent realistically speaking, isn't it. Unfortunately, that's that's the
way of it. Dice rolls. The dice were not in
your favor. You guys all met up after after the
Fiace Go goes and decided to go and check out
the fighting pits. You arrived, you looked at the A
few of you snuck in, a few of you paid
and went and got good seats, candy, floss and drinks,
and a couple of you just snuck in with a
bunch of kids and sat underneath the bleachers and watched
everyone just get just destroyed. They were sending out these
relatively competent fighters, but not quite to your level, and
they were just getting torn up by hook, horrors and grill.
I think collectively you came to the decision that you
could at least beat the first round of monsters that
they send out, but you were still Your plan was
to go and stock up, spend a bit of money
on things like potions and things that might help you
out while you're in the fighting pits, and then just
go in there during the next day or later at night,
was it next day or later the next day, next day,
Go there the next day stocked up, ready to roll
and see if you can see if you can win
the insane prizes that if you actually defeat all three rounds,
you pretty much become immortal, specifically if you in fact,
if you're if you do the solo one, you literally
become basically a moral You get a ring of feather Fallen,
which is only there just purely to tempt lash. If
you do beat the actual deadly and insane wins, which
you have to do consecutively, you get a blade of Heroes,
a cloak of displacement, and a ring of extra Attack,
which makes you really fucking you become a god of stuff.
So just yeah, I don't know, it's it's definitely not
there as DM to play it to tempt you to
your death at all. Three, Appreciate your honesty, I just
I've had a couple of years dming now, and the
one thing that I've noticed that spans across all D
and D is greed. Player agreed is unreal things things
that people do for greed in this game are insane.
So yeah, I've been I've been toying with that over
various episodes of various things that I run, And this
is just another foray into that. I would say that
today we join you, maybe a couple of hours later
on after the fighting pits then nobody else is there?
No one else, No, there was no one else. YD
thanked everybody for coming. After a handful of fights, pretty
much everyone got torn up by the things that they
threw out of them in the first round, and nobody
made it to the next round. Everybody dispersed, the little
kids all scarped off, and you guys may be headed
to a nearby tavern unless you just.
Speaker 10: Ye, I would actually be heading back to the Velvet
Crown by closing time. I don't know exactly when they close.
You're heading back to the Velvet Crown, correct.
Speaker 2: Okay, So let me just check up O my backup
play a character just in case I decide to honestly
do this. Okay, yeah, shit, we'll be the backup. But no,
I don't know what you've do. So yeah, we'll say
that the fighting is over and you guys are maybe
just all leading the fighting pits.
Speaker 4: Then, so.
Speaker 2: As everybody's walking out of the tunnel to the to
the to the fighting pits, everybody's sort of disappearing the
afternoon crowd. I think it was something like four or
five in the afternoon, So we'll say we'll say it's
like six. Now you've got a couple of hours before dusk,
and then you guys have some things to do by night,
so you've still got a little bit of time that
you can kill. Rajah seems to have a purpose. It
seems to be heading purposefully in one direction. I don't
know what the rest of you are doing, or with
your going with him or anything like that.
Speaker 10: Yes, we'd probably have a conversation first, or at least
tell what's our supply master. Probably Strings is the one
who wants to go on the fighting bit so badly, strengths.
If we're gonna go in here tomorrow, we should stalk
up on healing potions.
Speaker 12: But there's kind of.
Speaker 10: A little problem, right when I was at the casino,
they kind of took.
Speaker 12: All of my money, all of it.
Speaker 10: I mean as in, they like physically removed all of
my money. Not not gambling, like they just they just
robbed me. Before we go in here, tools of the trade,
I need more holy water, just in case you've seen
the kind of things they throw out there. My sword
doesn't work so well without it. So if you wouldn't mind,
when you are shopping for materials and potions and whatnot, right,
stop stop by our materials, ask for a dwarf named
Herrick and ask him for holy water.
Speaker 12: He usually keeps the He keeps a stock pile of
it on hand.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I've there's one problem. What's that I've got no fucking money?
Oh well none, So.
Speaker 12: This is going to get very awkward.
Speaker 4: Locked.
Speaker 1: I bought this yesterday, the halberd. Oh well, so we're finned.
Speaker 4: What's up?
Speaker 12: Lash?
Speaker 1: I've got some how much?
Speaker 7: One hundred and forty.
Speaker 12: Should be well enough.
Speaker 1: If we pass the test, then we can repay Lash
what we owe her.
Speaker 10: And well, I mean, we either win and get the
money back so we can repay her, or we die,
and it's irrelevant.
Speaker 1: We could very well fucking die in there.
Speaker 7: Die.
Speaker 10: Probably it's a fighting pit. Why think I've been saying
I don't want to go in there.
Speaker 1: Fine, we've got you. I've seen you in battle. I
don't know why you're not confident.
Speaker 12: I just don't like killing things, to be honest.
Speaker 6: Wait, I just got that ring, and my feathers are
all shiny.
Speaker 10: I don't look on the bright side. You can active.
You can activate the ring and run away if the
rest of us die.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 10: You're not supposed to be happy about that at any rate.
I have a quick errand to run. I'll meet you
guys back in my house in a little bit, right, okay,
And now I'm gonna piece.
Speaker 1: Out tavern drinks.
Speaker 7: I don't need to be seen. I'm gonna head to Rajas.
Speaker 1: He told me where the key was drinks and bring
them back to Rajas. Okay, right, perfect, I'm gonna go
talk to a tavern, I guess, and see if I
can get like a fucking keg of ale.
Speaker 2: You're doing the old pick up and drinks and meat.
Speaker 1: We're going to get some caars salary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, so Raja, you head off towards the Velvet
Crown because you know, and everybody else heads off. Maybe well,
Raja's house is somewhere up here, basically, we said, in
the north east of town. The Pearl is on the way.
It's a relatively small, average casino, sort of mixed bag
of patrons. So yeah, that's it's a pretty obvious building.
As you guys head up through the town, last, do
you just just disappear off by yourself?
Speaker 6: No, I think I'm going to stick with these guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the other fourteen year old thing of like, yeah,
byas a pack of sickies as you as as these
guys jump into the Pearl, don't forget, by the way
as well, in the fighting pits, you do win money.
You guys do have You do get cash as well
as prizes. It's done. So let's see here who we're
going to follow him? Raja, you head towards the please
don't die, you try not to die the Velvet Crown Casino.
What's the plan here?
Speaker 10: So when I got caught by them earlier, I did
not have my signature like red hood and stuff back
or on at that time, and I gave them a
fake name and all that. This time around, I'm going
to be dressed up again, like he's gonna put his
help fit back on. But I'm just going to wait
outside and wait for cast like the leader, and I'm
gonna watch him when he leaves, and I'm gonna like
camp across the street in the shadows, like far enough
away the odds of me being detected or like nil,
And I'm just going to camp out waiting for him
to leave.
Speaker 2: Cool, give me a stealth roll with advantage.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to roll.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, you can roll any dice you want for
your own reasons if you'd like to. That doesn't mean anything. Yeah,
you find a little spot across the street and just
cotch up hiding, maybe down an alleyway with a decent
sight line of the You know this this building, this structure,
this area is completely separate from any other building. It's
not terraced in, so you can actually kind of see
around it. Obviously your eyes can only see one side
of it, but you can see kind of somewhat towards
the back where you know that there's one entrance exit
that you went in through the kitchens before, and then
the main larger entrance way where you see the same
two people in guards that are on duty guarding the
entrance down an alleyway. Probably we wouldn't even see you.
You're just a knarckned figure in a very dark and
alleyway as the the town just moves on around you,
mister Strings heading into the tavern. Yeah, I presume.
Speaker 1: You presume correctly.
Speaker 2: There sir Rommy, a dexterity saving throw. As you push
open the saloon doors of this tavern.
Speaker 1: Okay, god, I'm proficient.
Speaker 2: Let's have a look then, let's prendency, where's my disc uh?
As you walk in. As you walk in, there's like
one of those one of those like weird bottles with
the three x'es on it that people drink moonshine out of,
just launches past your head out the door, smashes in
the street. Nearby, in the far back corner, you see
these three dwarves, just.
Speaker 1: Ah, dwarven.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you speak warmn I don't think so.
Now they shower at you in dwarven, laughing at you,
and then they go back to their own business. As
you step in, it's a pretty pretty small establishment, even
though by tavern standards it's it's it's relatively nice, decent
wooden floor decent. I don't even know what that is.
You know what, you look fucking great today. Told me
I have to do that every day during Goliath form.
You're still a Goliath disguised.
Speaker 4: Oh no, he's he's he's dropper than.
Speaker 2: You're outside like cleaning your face, and you come back
to we see the normal standard fear of Arden outside.
Speaker 4: And that wasn't meant to like upstage and just it's
too late.
Speaker 2: You've rolled the die, you've snatched the mic, the light,
the light on the stage was on one character and
now it's just swung over to another. You're outside with
Carlias and Lash.
Speaker 4: Yes it had to be doing strings too.
Speaker 1: I swear character is the greatest thing of the sun
or ardin.
Speaker 13: You.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you step in and just about miss this
bottle that launch your head. It is again. It's a
pretty small establishment in general, but relatively nice in terms
of in terms of uh structure, the place seems like
it was built well and built strong, mostly wood foundations.
There's a really large bar along one side, and then
there's just lots of varying tables of different sizes that
some look like that, some look like they're very old.
There's stalls of all different sizes and chairs that sit around.
The actual patrons that are sitting around again are very
varied as well. You've got a lot of teeth, wings,
a lot of halflings, a few humans, no dragon born.
Speaker 4: Of course.
Speaker 2: And at the bar, if memory serves, we have a dwarf. Yes,
there's a small, very short even for by dwarf standards,
four foot dwarf. Lots of hair, just just red hair
all over who looks exactly like Iron Chef Bobby Flail.
Just lots of just red hair all over the place.
But imagine Bobby with a sort of scowling face. He's
standing there, he's got like his his apron on cleaning
a cleaning a cup. As you approach, Hi, there.
Speaker 1: Can we purchase a keg choice, keig the whole thing?
Speaker 2: Okay, what, okay?
Speaker 4: Got here?
Speaker 1: Yes you want get here?
Speaker 2: Yes, he's mine, a ke get heir. A dwarf stands
up from a nearby table, pushes open another set of
saloon doors at the back, comes back in with a
little keg like this, give me a dexterity savers and
just launches it at your head. So many decks says
yeah right, I'm just trying to get rid of that
green thing at the top. Now let's see yeah tang, Yeah,
he launched that. It launches like across like you just
easily duck out the way, and it explodes on a
far wall. There's an uproarious laughter around. Ah, I care
got air. My The dwarf behind the bar says, you
can get here, shine, or you're winning.
Speaker 1: I said, tavern, I'm trying to buy it to take
it home.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't buy it, John, that's a gold piece.
That one has. Another laughter from a couple of dwarves
at the nearby table. They say in dwarfing at.
Speaker 1: You can I have an intact keg of ail.
Speaker 2: Oh that's going to cost your eyes.
Speaker 1: How much that's gonna cost.
Speaker 2: Your pretty it's gonna coat you? How much you go?
You look, they comman power and you they come man
your money.
Speaker 1: I've got three gold.
Speaker 14: That's three old gigs, three gold eyes.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, intact in keyword intact.
Speaker 2: I will see we'll see what he says. Oh, yes,
it's jen couch.
Speaker 4: And now they're like.
Speaker 2: The one of the dwarfs sat at the nearby table
stands up, pushing, pushes open the cylind door comes out.
It's a much bigger keg, this time on his shoulder.
Speaker 4: He says, you a couch.
Speaker 1: No, he says it right, yes, no, yes, of course, yes,
he said.
Speaker 2: To can catch it through it, but no, it was
I'm gonna through it. He launches a massive keg.
Speaker 1: Do I have advantage on this because I'm expecting it, or.
Speaker 2: How would you like to try and catch it?
Speaker 1: I'm just wanted both arms and just try and bear
hugging as it comes at me.
Speaker 2: Athletics, athletics. Hey, the thing comes he just look, it
arcs through the air. There's a moment where a lot
of the patrons just go They.
Speaker 1: Watch it like the backup thing.
Speaker 2: You're backing up. You're watching this thing. You put your
big old dragon borne arms out. The keg comes down
and you just bing. There's one single drop that comes
out and hits you rut on the breach of your
dragon born nose muzzle thing that they have, and uh no, yeah,
you catch it pretty easy, big old kick the dwarves.
Everybody laughs. The man behind the bar says he that
is a good catch that he reaches below the bar
and hands you another bottle.
Speaker 1: What right, what's this strawberry?
Speaker 2: Wayne perfect, You're welcome. My name's Mike Bourne.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, sir, Strings which.
Speaker 2: A big drag and born like you're doing here.
Speaker 1: We're here. I'm here with some friends. We're going to
enter the fighting pits tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Fight and pint or.
Speaker 15: The dwarves said, whatever you all said, yes I speak, No,
I have a dragon born doesn't mean.
Speaker 2: That you can you speak dwarven? Are you know I
did a conic? You speak it. There's one that's over
there and says to you in dru conic, fat monkey lizard?
Speaker 1: Would you say about my mother?
Speaker 4: What did I say?
Speaker 2: Tell me what I say?
Speaker 1: You said you'd give me five gold.
Speaker 2: Nor the u. The patrons at the bar around you
all watching you. Ah, you are right.
Speaker 16: And he's going to do it. You know he caught
that he caught that cake. I think he's going to
make it. He's going in solo, is it.
Speaker 1: No, with with others. We're going in with others.
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, he's gonna he's a big old group a
dragon born fight and pitch.
Speaker 1: No, my my is with other dragon born or long gone.
Speaker 2: The dwarf behind the bar, mc bond says, ah, yeah,
I tell.
Speaker 16: You what wouldn't it be good if you had a
dragon born fighting a dragon A.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 16: I'm gonna go fighting pouch tomorrow and hope I fight
a dragon.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go fighting pitch too. I'm gonna watch it so.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna put gold on you. I'll put that there three
gold on you, so of.
Speaker 1: Course I hope he'll do your three gold.
Speaker 16: Then if Years don't get burnt up or eating by
some shite and not they're fighting pipes, I might have
to get Years come back here.
Speaker 2: Pearl drinks on me.
Speaker 1: Right, sounds perfect? I can't window.
Speaker 2: I'm not feeding up the corpse.
Speaker 1: We'll try. We'll try our hardest for that three gold.
Speaker 2: Dragon bone versus dragon. That's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: A dragon in the in the pits, then, is that right?
Speaker 2: I know I don't speak to that tid.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, i'd best go prepare to fight a dragon.
Speaker 2: I you best go prepare fire dragon. You're gonna fight
dragon lunch.
Speaker 11: Toodles, And I'm just gonna walk the fucking are they are?
Speaker 1: They like directly outside.
Speaker 2: These guys are all just outside.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put it down. Apparently we're supposed to
fight a fucking dragon tomorrow.
Speaker 5: And that's why I'm not going in there.
Speaker 1: We're gonna fight a fucking dragon. Carlist to lighten up
a dragon. Not going in the dragon. We're fine, We've
got this. We're so fucked, but it'll be good. The
dwarfs said, we get free drinks if we win. We're
not fucking cars.
Speaker 4: Have some against the dragon.
Speaker 1: What's not bottle a oh, bottled wine? Strawberry wine? Hum,
I can't the keg and they gave me the wye?
They who was the keg? At me? Carlos are dwarves like.
Speaker 2: This, there's in there.
Speaker 5: I'm going to go in there.
Speaker 2: Steps through the doors, give me a dexterity saving thro.
Speaker 1: He opens the doors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just the same, the same fucking for each other. Okay, Yeah,
like pottery jar joke thing that you're just give me
a D four.
Speaker 1: I should have warned you.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: That is how much bludgeoning damage you take as the
pot just explodes on your face. You're covered in like
mead for a moment as well, and there's an absolute
uproar of laughter as you step into this, uh, into
this saloon.
Speaker 3: The dw Yeah, first in common, then in Dwarvish.
Speaker 4: Whoever that was.
Speaker 2: Learned that avoid showing. There's four dwarves at the table,
and then there's mcbond behind the bar. All of them
are cracking up laughing. Then the rest of the patrons
are just in there around you. It definitely was one
of these dwarves that through the the thing at you.
Speaker 4: I'm going to walk over to the barn.
Speaker 16: Hey, watch the brother who used a little dwarfy here
and your aine team before watch your name name is Carlias.
Speaker 2: Well it's an interesting actually you've got them showing. Where
are you throw him?
Speaker 5: This is the part that I forget it?
Speaker 2: What is it brad ot Roast.
Speaker 1: We've all forgotten our origins city I've even ritten down.
Speaker 5: It's just like h from oat Roost.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no wonder he can't jump.
Speaker 5: And jump?
Speaker 2: Well you jump out of the way.
Speaker 16: Stuff, I shall we do it there and stage jumping
jump out the way?
Speaker 2: So complaining of your face?
Speaker 4: Son?
Speaker 16: You want to jump out the way or are you
trying to catch it? You're in You can cut your
drink thrown at your fish.
Speaker 5: Throw me a drink?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he throw my drink And someone just launches a
mug of avoul at you give me a I guess,
give me a sleight of hand to catch the guy
that throws it. Just that it doesn't even lotch it
at you. It just fucking flies, like completely wide across
the fucking bar. He's just completely drunk. He throws it
and just falls off his own storm and hits the deck.
Everyone laughs, everyone's cracking up laughing at him. Uh yeah,
the guy just destroys everything around him. Everyone's laughing. He's laughing,
and the dwarf behind the bars says, hey, you didn't
he cotch that one, did you?
Speaker 17: Considering the one that threw it fell on his face.
I can barely throw to save his laugh.
Speaker 16: He spend the whole day he setting there drink, and
you think that these can throw something.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm surprised you even go hit.
Speaker 5: I didn't expect to get to hit the first second
I walk through the.
Speaker 2: Door by.
Speaker 4: Way of your dwarf and gain or failing their job,
and you like, you.
Speaker 2: Ever had a job in your life? And no, you
never had a job.
Speaker 16: No job, that's just my job, he says. They didn't
never have the job in their life?
Speaker 4: What job?
Speaker 2: You just need a job, so you know work need
a bit of gold?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I can always do with some gold.
Speaker 2: You know how to pull up paint sign?
Speaker 5: I won't give it a whirl.
Speaker 16: Hey, tomorrow an afternoon, I'm gonna go fight paint and
watch these people. There's a bunch of dragon borning into
that are going O fate I drag and I'm gonna
go see it.
Speaker 2: If you guys can watch the but for me, I'll
pay you good gold.
Speaker 17: I said, I'd give it a whirl right now. See
if I don't need you here now I'm working at
new when me do you want?
Speaker 2: Now? You want to pull yourself at paint?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Give me a and an ink check. He invites you
around the bar. You approach, you approach, you approach this
weird dwarf and mechanized system that they've created. Uh, and
it's just it's just like it's a lever and you
like pull the lever and it just goes in a
weird like outweighs as the cup doesn't a single drop
doesn't go in the cup.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: The dwarves will crack up.
Speaker 4: Laughing.
Speaker 2: Dwarf for you can't even pull up the mc bond says,
that's all right, I'm sure you can. You know, twell,
you're going something better than than they can pull a paint.
You know, it's it's all right, don't don't listen to them.
I'm sure you're good at something. I'll try and not jumping,
not pulling paints. Try it again with disadvantage already got,
you've already failed. Once you sort of get some there's
a weird like there's a weird shaking of the bar
as some mechanism underneath the bar does something. It's like
it's just a bunch of it sprays out. You get
like some foam in the bottom of the mug. The
dwarves are all cracking out. Yeah, dwarfs take off the makeup,
so what is it really? The mc bond is like
grabbing it, you face, like his real face and your
is it? It's from up north.
Speaker 4: They probably don't.
Speaker 2: Drink and not roost. Does you have people not drink?
You know, roost?
Speaker 4: Give me a keg and not drinking whole?
Speaker 16: Yeah, three gold, got this one a keg.
Speaker 2: Thro one of the one of the drunken dwarves gets up,
walks out, pushes the saloon doors open, picks up a
massive fucking keg turns around, walks out and goes and
you can catch us and know your nose this time
you got you gotta do it. Everyone just launches the
thing at you. How would you like to attempt to
catch it? You may argue for your attempt your roll basically, Well.
Speaker 3: I believe it or not, I actually know how to
properly catch a keg.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, you have to.
Speaker 3: You have to let it kind of hit against your
chest and then fall back with it and then wrap
your arms around it. You don't just like stand there
grab it. You have to fall with it a little
and kind of.
Speaker 2: All right gregus So so I guess see that sounds
like a con save to me.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh you can you.
Speaker 1: Can give me another intelligence check.
Speaker 2: No, he knows what he's doing. I'll give you. You can
give me an athletics with advantage. Since you're going to
go for this like tried and tested keg catching technique,
Hey twenty Yeah, he does this whole thing like no
one's in the bar has ever seen this before. Someone
actually comes in and catches the keg in the tried
and true Scottish Dwarven keg catching technique of landing it
on their fucking chest, rolling it down, going back. Whatever
you just said, he does, this thing lands perfectly and
everyone just that was quite good sign. That wasn't too bad,
you know. Mcbond reaches under the barm, pulls out another
small bottle and hands.
Speaker 4: It to you.
Speaker 5: Here you go on stairs.
Speaker 16: Oh, it's a bottle of whiskey for you, son. You've
done good catching not their cake. I'll see you tomorrow afternoon,
two o'clock.
Speaker 4: If I catch another keg, I get another.
Speaker 2: Drink in persuasion role.
Speaker 5: This is the greatest.
Speaker 18: Newcomers. Only we do it once. Now you're just getting greedy,
you people. Nor then it's always getting the case.
Speaker 16: Listen, if this is gonna be like greedy, I can
they leave you to look after the bar tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Can they don't worry about I'll walk out with the
keg in the whisky.
Speaker 2: You walk out. There's some some muttered laughing, but mostly
people are like, well that was pretty cool. Did you
see how he grabbed that thing?
Speaker 14: Grab it? Really cool.
Speaker 2: There's these little creatures bogles and yeah, you step back outside.
So you have a keg now and a bottle of whiskey.
As you step outside after the commotion inside, he walks out, I've.
Speaker 1: Already gotten a keg? Why did you get that up?
Speaker 14: Cool?
Speaker 5: I didn't say I was going to share it.
Speaker 1: How's your face?
Speaker 4: Face has found? No more about right? I got a
little bit of it.
Speaker 1: You've got red on you, a.
Speaker 5: Little bit of a beer. But it's fine.
Speaker 1: Right, there's cats. Let's go drink shower.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's let's go hide because I'm drink all this
right now. I'm gonna drink the whole thing.
Speaker 2: The whole keg, the whole keg. All right, we're.
Speaker 11: Close to Raja's. Would you like to wait.
Speaker 12: With Well, I've got a date, so I'm gonna wait.
Speaker 1: You've got a date, and.
Speaker 17: I got two, so I'm gonna uh, I'm gonna need
yours as well.
Speaker 6: That's adult water, you're gonna lies.
Speaker 1: I need to drink some of this as well.
Speaker 4: This what I don't know?
Speaker 1: We can tell? Yeah, fuck it?
Speaker 11: Have the keg bucket, all right, we'll keep the wine.
Speaker 1: And is that another bottle of wine? Did you get
one to? Uh?
Speaker 5: No, this is a whiskey.
Speaker 1: All right, passed that ship over then that's where we're
going to drink that tonight. You stick with the ale.
You don't want to mix.
Speaker 4: At least I have a sweet all.
Speaker 1: Right, take a swig, but don't drink too much. If
you drink that and all the ale, you're going to
rentroll over the ground and all of your dates.
Speaker 4: So that's what I wanted dates.
Speaker 2: Give me a Give me two constitutions naming throws one.
The second one is with advantage.
Speaker 5: Second one is twenty one. First one's alone.
Speaker 2: So it's not a pretty sight as he drinks this
entire cake, like he lifts it up, Carlias, what is
your strength?
Speaker 4: That strength is fourteen.
Speaker 2: Fourteen, okay, so you have no trouble lifting it up.
But he's just pouring it all. His mouth opens up
and ah, he just starts doing this thing like Carlios
probably for the first time, reveals the Dwarven heritage that
he has and just becomes a funnel, just funnels most
of this beer ale into himself. Lots of it, like
launches over his over his beard. You have a beard
right and and down his front, and there's just a
pool around him by the end of it. But he
does tend he catches most of it.
Speaker 4: At the end of it.
Speaker 2: He doesn't even seem tipsy. Although I'm sure you feel great.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 4: I so, I feel a lot more prepared for my
date right now?
Speaker 2: College.
Speaker 1: What you have something in your throat?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 19: Do I sound like my old grand gram gram gram
grand grand cousin Camille.
Speaker 4: This is what happens when I drink a lot of alcohol,
you see, right, Yes, I go the true dwarfing, but
a little fatal past. Don't worry about it Tomorrow in
the morning, you help me back to oh me.
Speaker 5: I what the fuck right?
Speaker 4: Trying to drink with some women? Men?
Speaker 5: Women whatever?
Speaker 1: Men and I are men.
Speaker 4: It's a long story.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know that about you.
Speaker 4: I hope I don't remember it, and I'm going to
walk off to the velvet.
Speaker 2: Cool. Well, that happened, So is he?
Speaker 4: I think? I think as Carl is walking away's like.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get fuck. God help me.
Speaker 4: I'm not drunk enough for this ship.
Speaker 1: That man has got some issues. He started lighting up. Wow,
I I don't.
Speaker 7: Think adult water is very good for anybody.
Speaker 1: In the one week I've known you, I've never seen
him this. It's energized, not even in the three days.
Speaker 6: So after that little bit of a spectacle, I'm I'm
kind of concerned.
Speaker 7: I'm pulling my my hood up here?
Speaker 1: Could we could we just? Yes? Okay, go there and
drink our wine.
Speaker 2: Yes, So you head off to h with your wine.
Speaker 6: I turned back to make sure Arden's with us, and
I think you just catch my eyes like, oh, he
was so beautiful to that.
Speaker 3: Coincidentally, Arden's looking at himself in the same way. I
didn't see any of what.
Speaker 1: Has got like no gender preference. He just loves himself.
Speaker 2: Different type of asexual. You guys had to Raj's house
using his instructions. You haven't been there yet, but you
sort of know where it is and.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be bright red like.
Speaker 2: Piked in the yards. Heads off to towards the the velvet.
You're got into the velvet crime. What you said?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: D you have a date than I think it was?
Speaker 4: What the time was?
Speaker 2: So? Yeah, and Raja give me a perception check. All right,
we'll find out what that was for after the break.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see you guys in three to five.
Speaker 2: See for the break, Raja was down the alleyway in
all in all his batman ye shadowy glory, hiding from
foes and creatures alike. When had you made a perception check.
So basically, over the the course of the sort of
maybe hour or so that you're stood here, there's no
sign of Castolic, although at around seven the the guards
that are out the front change. Two guys come out
that you don't recognize as two more teethlings, both this
time with long swords on hips. The guy with the
gun that you'd spoken with last week and the other
one with the long sword himself head inside and seemed
to disappear. No sign of Castileic in the time that
you're stood here, although you do then notice a drunken
looking actually but he doesn't look drunk, but he is drunk.
Carlias stumbling towards the entrance.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to be singing Raino songs like I
guess our guess a test.
Speaker 5: I just walking through m hm.
Speaker 2: Leaving him. Yeah, all right, Carlias. You approach the the
the entrance to the Velvet Crown Casino, and the two
teeth things which are on guard, they're just standing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, what do you want?
Speaker 4: I have a date? I have a room key.
Speaker 2: You have room key? Hey, they look you up and down.
You're shown them the key. Yeah, I'm gonna sure yeah,
it has like a little it's a normal iron key
with a little wooden thing attached to the side which
has like a stamp on it and an eleven on it.
Get eleven right, it was room eleven. And they look
at you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I suppose.
Speaker 2: They kind of look you up and down again because
you're disgusting and covered in beer.
Speaker 4: And then I had a a keg thrown at me.
Speaker 2: It's you speak infernal. No, they say, gods gate, pearl, dunda,
mm hmm whatever. Go in in and they open the
door and let you in leisure.
Speaker 4: I wnt mm hmm.
Speaker 2: And then they continue standing as the door closes behind you.
The entrance to this place continues to be resplendent. There's
a fountain in here that's very beautiful, and uh, no
sign of Miami blossom in the entrance way.
Speaker 3: I'm going to make my way up to the Actually,
isn't there a bar nearby?
Speaker 2: There's several bars in several of the different rooms. You've
only been so you your experience of this place in
this main So there's the entrance foy where there's lots
of different exits. One of them is an exit that's
a stairway goes up towards the inn area, which is
the tower above you, and then there's all the different
rooms that house the different types of games and potentially
other things. One of them is like a kitchen.
Speaker 3: A bar in the room that I went into, Yes,
there was. I'll go in there and I'll get to
the bar.
Speaker 2: Sure. Yeah, you head over to the bar when you're
in the room. Give me a perception check.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna blame the.
Speaker 14: Second that one today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you step through, you're you're a little
drunk maybe, and you.
Speaker 4: Hang on.
Speaker 2: Sorry, my roll twenty just is some weird ship. So
you step in, you're a little drunk, and you you
see no Miami Blossom. You don't see any of his
friends that were with him either, and you just walk
to one side of the room, turn walk to the
other way. You think the bar is. You're looking around,
and you stumble through a crowd of people over to
the bar. Once you get there, the bartender, who is
a tee fling gentleman, relatively lithe and relatively tall. He
has quite small little horns as opposed to the larger
horns of the door staff, and he's dressed in finery
pulls over a glass in front of you and brings
up a couple of bottles and places them on the counter. Yes,
what would you like to drink, sir?
Speaker 5: I ah, I.
Speaker 4: Don't suppose you have any whiskey.
Speaker 2: Whiskey, of course, we have only the finest whiskey from
Crimson City. We have a Crimson Root.
Speaker 5: How much.
Speaker 2: For one glass? He looks you and down five gold.
Speaker 5: I'll have two, okay.
Speaker 2: A pleasure. He pause to fingers of whiskey, pushes it
towards you. Tell me where you are from. You are
dressed very strangely, and it's not common when we see somebody.
Ah if your kind.
Speaker 19: Look falthy and from out roost by h bounty hunter.
All my job's on the side.
Speaker 2: Hey, bounty hunter. We do not see many bounty hunters
in developed crown.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess it's a compliment.
Speaker 2: Then, m you are working for a noble here or
you are on your own?
Speaker 19: Oh no, just I guess you could say it's like
downtime waiting for the next job kind of thing.
Speaker 2: You must be a very good bounty hunter.
Speaker 4: I mean I've had.
Speaker 19: My fair share, which I have one that I have
to go tidy up, so to speak.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: A bounty to be had a life of adventure.
Speaker 4: And peril and biting and drank king are they drank?
Speaker 14: M hmm.
Speaker 2: This is not for me, this life. I always wanted
to become a butcher when I was a child, but
my family would not allow it. So then I decided
to become a baker. But it turns out I am
the worst baker in Sinne River, so now I am
a bartender. Or mister Cassleck has been very kind to me,
of course.
Speaker 4: I mean, never lose sight of your dreams.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, I could never be a butcher.
Speaker 4: Now what about a baker?
Speaker 2: I set fire to an entire house as a child
trying to bake simple bread. They would not let me
near another and if I paid them all the golden
scene whatever.
Speaker 4: Ah, that makes sense. I'll drink the other one as well.
Speaker 2: Are you just avoiding your date or are you just
sitting at the bar?
Speaker 5: No, I want to get a little bit more.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're mixing drinks as well. Give me
a con save when he needs it, rolls it when
he needs it. Yeah, you're not gonna You're not gonna
be sick or pass out and get kicked out.
Speaker 4: You're good.
Speaker 2: So you sit there and drink for a little while.
Speaker 17: Speaking of this, I don't suppose you know where Miami blossoms.
Speaker 2: He gives you like a lookover and says, I am
afraid I do not know who you speak.
Speaker 4: Of, Miami blossom. He was in here.
Speaker 5: Earlier.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I am a three day I'm not allowed to give
about private information about our guests.
Speaker 4: I actually have a room with him.
Speaker 2: Give me a persuasion check. M oh my sin serious apologies.
I believe he said that he looks at you. He
had a meeting somebody he had to meet of importance.
He went back to his room.
Speaker 4: Oh it probably makes sense. I all right, I'll take
one last drink to go.
Speaker 2: If that's okay, pause you out. I give him the
five l m hm. I uh, wish me luck, good luck.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go a head up to eleven.
Speaker 2: I have a wonderful stay, and the bartender watches you
walk out. You head on out to room eleven. Backer
Raja's hounds. I like the back, right, I mean, everyone's
a fucking devious criminal, you knows, uh lash So, Raja
explained in great detail where the house wants right, This
isn't like a thing where you have to guess it.
Speaker 10: I gave them the address, assuming there are street numbers here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you live at like twelve Rajah Lane or
whatever in Sensin River like lane.
Speaker 10: It's the only house on the street.
Speaker 2: It's just yeah, it's just a little He's got like
a little ramshackle hut that's just completely by itself in
the north east and it's surrounded by barbed wires. Yeah,
it's it's just there's just a single side in the
dirt that's clearly been scratched by some random human hand.
That just says one Rajah Lane.
Speaker 10: It just looks like a survivalist camp found in the
deep South where the government is going to take over,
just like keep out science and.
Speaker 2: And lash arden and strings. You approached this little ramshackle building,
one Raja Lane. How is this like locked up and stuff?
By the way, he.
Speaker 6: Said the key was and I'm checking these parts. He
said the key was under this one.
Speaker 7: Super heavy.
Speaker 10: You find the key under the pop It would be
there unless someone came and removed it.
Speaker 7: Oh, here does here does.
Speaker 2: Rajah Lane?
Speaker 1: This is creepoint? Are the other two here, Gobble and Finmana.
They were supposed to be staying here right here. I
don't he told them.
Speaker 10: We never actually did. We never actually did follow up
on that.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering for like them.
Speaker 10: So I had I had this idea where I was gonna,
like see about finding them a place to stay or finding.
Speaker 7: Them worse, we told them a place to go to.
Speaker 10: I told them to come here, and then I just
totally forgot about it for like three episodes straight.
Speaker 2: So I have no idea what they're doing.
Speaker 7: Maybe they're here, I'm saying, go to the house, but.
Speaker 2: We could retroactively I got them a hotel room.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I hear where they are.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think you sent them to a business.
Speaker 1: I was certain he sent them here, but apparently not.
Speaker 7: There's definitely no one.
Speaker 1: Well there's no Well, fuck it, let's crack open the keg.
I'm gonna use the dagger to just come into the
keg and you know, light.
Speaker 7: Some oil lamps or candles or whatever's around.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 1: Oh no ship, Sorry, I opened.
Speaker 4: Bottle.
Speaker 1: Fuck got I'm gonna look for some glasses. I guess
what I find.
Speaker 10: Glasses you would find like two two glasses. So when
you when you walk in the door, there's like a
fireplace on the left, and there's like a small kitchen
area there and there's like no, there's no fresh food
of any kind. But you see like bags of like
dried salted food and like two zombie and then there's
like two dried zombie and then there's like two dirty
drinking glasses that are both like sitting in a pot.
Speaker 1: Well, thank god, I've do you guys have a.
Speaker 4: Would dried zombie jerky? Still be moving?
Speaker 12: Maybe?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure where my flask is? Do do you
have a cup on you? Either of you? Autumn? You've
got everything?
Speaker 2: A cop you you each have silver strings and get
one today?
Speaker 1: Okay that was I was like, oh fuck, did I
get Well, never mind, I'll just use my shack.
Speaker 2: You have your.
Speaker 7: I have the red the red one.
Speaker 12: Yes, strawberry.
Speaker 1: Give her the wine arden whiskey wine.
Speaker 14: Uh, I'll take a little whiskey.
Speaker 1: Sure, now start drinking. How do you both feel about
a little bit of a prank?
Speaker 7: A prank?
Speaker 14: Go on?
Speaker 3: I want to be looking through like books if Roger
has any While he's saying this.
Speaker 10: Actually his house, his house is a freaking library nice
good like multiple bookshelves.
Speaker 1: Carlias, I feel bad for the poor sot. He's he's
always he's so uptight, he's so serious.
Speaker 4: So I was thinking final earlier.
Speaker 1: We can funk with him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, would you have in mind tomorrow not gonna hurt him.
Speaker 1: Right, No, no, no, not going to hurt him. But tomorrow
maybe we talk to Oid and we work it out
that when he that maybe he signed up for the
fight on his own. So we all go to go
out and go onto the pits to fight, and then
we don't go out, and then Oid announces him as
a solo challenger and we scare the ship out of him.
Speaker 14: I don't think Oid would appreciate that.
Speaker 4: When we then go to help.
Speaker 1: Him, well, no, no, we let him in on it.
We tell him that we're going to jump in. We'll
pay him off.
Speaker 6: I bet if we tip him, Yeah, do we have
the money, give him five gold or something?
Speaker 4: Looking at the cake, especially I've.
Speaker 1: Got I've got two gold left, so I'm sure just
a couple. He would have to.
Speaker 7: I think you would, because he said, Tam, you can't.
Speaker 1: Tell him though.
Speaker 3: Okay, with what I remember of was Oid, how long
has Oid been here as the champions only a few years,
I assume, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he's probably like maybe twenty twenty five years.
Oh okay, he probably built the thing about twenty five
years ago, and it's just steadily grown over that time.
Before he was just just out of nowhere, just this
nameless fighter showed up and created a fighting pits, a
sanctioned fighting pits.
Speaker 4: Was Oid around when I was still here?
Speaker 2: If you were here within the last twenty five years,
then yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know how old my character actually is. I
don't know how old. Fear bugs are.
Speaker 2: So literally fucking fuckable idea for the kicks and giggles.
Speaker 4: Let's say I wasn't here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you're like magical, so you're like fiar
bogs of weird creatures. You know, don't understand.
Speaker 4: Exactly dulls enable our I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Arden, does that sound good?
Speaker 14: Have a little bit long as we don't get him killed.
Speaker 1: We won't get him killed. I mean we'll jump in
and save him. We'll you know, there was a joke.
He was a prank. He was five five.
Speaker 14: Can we at least guarantee that you know Oid is
okay with this?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, with Hinges. We could have Oid be like, oh
I hear you're fighting a dragon, Carlaes right and himself.
Speaker 14: I mean that does sound like Oid, but Oid also
sounds like a twat.
Speaker 1: Voids a can't.
Speaker 7: Yes, he's yeah, but money he would do it.
Speaker 14: If if Oid agrees and we believe him.
Speaker 4: I think this is good.
Speaker 14: Carlias has saved me on at least two occasions.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to kill him. No, I just
want to lighten him up a little bit.
Speaker 14: He did drink a lot.
Speaker 7: It was pretty light this evening.
Speaker 1: It was wonderful, do you hear that accent?
Speaker 6: In fact, he looked really happy and on that I'm
just gonna toss back a cup of the strawberry wine.
Speaker 14: Okay, Well back to the books.
Speaker 10: You're all sitting at my table. There's scrolls and quill
pens everywhere. Don't spill ale on my stuff.
Speaker 1: I didn't need that. Which was that a map of
a city? Well, he didn't need the poor district. That's okay,
grab a rag for that.
Speaker 7: We should probably be careful.
Speaker 1: My apologies all I spilled the ink everywhere as well.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I killed the fire.
Speaker 1: I'm such a clat. Oh my goodness, don't tell Raja.
Speaker 2: What I feel like. As you steadily got more and
more drunk, that everything just fell to ruin, just upside down.
Speaker 6: So I'm actually gonna start tidying. I'm going to take
care of those dishes and maybe try and get a
little fire going. I'm just I'm just ty up a
little bit, guys. I'm also going to double check the
front door's locked.
Speaker 4: It is it is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just looking through stuff.
Speaker 4: It's been relatively whiet, just reading.
Speaker 10: If you're looking at the scrolls on the table, it
appears that he has been trying to work.
Speaker 2: On a spell, but it's written in Druic.
Speaker 1: The pile of books, the books.
Speaker 3: They start materializing, Oh I pressed the book button. More
and more books he has.
Speaker 10: He has he has like four fully stocked bookshelves, and
then on his table, on his table, there's also just
like loose leaf scrolls and stuff out it everywhere in
like too well, thinks.
Speaker 2: All these these bookshelves, but they're just all around.
Speaker 10: Now I thought of them being a little bit taller,
unless you know, wide like that. Maybe maybe he only
has two if they just encroach everything.
Speaker 2: Room now that's the room.
Speaker 4: Now he uses them as ramparts and defensive situation.
Speaker 2: Roger is practical, like, hey guys, oh god, did we
knock over the bookcase snow watch out lash.
Speaker 3: No Jesus fairness, you can't knock them over because they'll
hit like other walls.
Speaker 2: Or you can you can know fucking and I'm a
rolled twenty.
Speaker 12: God, we have destroyed.
Speaker 6: This thinking a tidy little fire, and I'm cleaning the
dishes and I'm cleaning up after you fools.
Speaker 2: There you go, Oh my god, that's so you more like,
just destroy Ro's house and get steady drunk, make me
con saves each of you. Oh last year like the
least drunk. Arden and strings are starting to maybe like
maybe as dusk starts to fall, you you notice that
they start doing any thing where they're like when I
was young, I never had young w Yeah, they start singing.
Carlias is singing his way up the stairs. Raja, make
me a perception check and that's a twelve.
Speaker 10: Twelves is all again? Can we just go with my
passive fifteen? If I'm sitting here for like seven or
six seven hours.
Speaker 2: Even your passive fifteen is not good enough, unfortun No, No,
it's fine, you can take the fifteen. You still, as
far as you can tell, there's nobody like Catholic. There's
loads of people going in and out. They all look
like nobles in general, moving in and out out of
the Velvet Crown Casino. And as dusk begins to fall,
the the presence of castleg is not obviously noticed. You
continuing to just stalk the area stake out.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I guess I'll just continue staking it out like
based on like from my vantage point, Am I realistically
thinking that someone might have just.
Speaker 2: Left and I didn't see him?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Is that a possibility or unlikely? Unless they have all
sorts of secret entrances and next In.
Speaker 10: That case, I'll just continue camping out there as late
as I have to. Then if I if I can
be reasonably competent I'm sorry, confident that I didn't miss him,
then yeah, I'm just going to stay there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Carl Lyons, you approach the room, room eleven.
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Just annoying at the stairs, Just just preparing myself mentally
for what it was.
Speaker 2: About to happen. Yep, what do you do when you
get to room and let you and the door is there?
Speaker 5: Just knocking.
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 4: Ni Glass?
Speaker 2: Did I not give you a key?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: One second, Well use.
Speaker 4: The key.
Speaker 2: When you open the door. What before you, what is
before you is absolute, absolute glory. Now we have to,
of course, all imagine Orlando Bloom in his prime, as legless,
completely buck naked. There is like some sort of magical
glow like maybe some sort of fairy fire around a
lot of the objects in the room, giving it a
sort of pinkish red hue. There are some can and
there are lots of rose petals across the bed. He's
kind of but Reynold's naked on the the bed or whatever.
And as you as you it gives you the the come, come,
come to me, daddy finger? What do you do?
Speaker 5: If no one understood what was just playing? Then it's uh,
I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 2: Get it on, it's yeah, whatever it is, it's copyright.
And never no one's ever going to see the body.
Speaker 5: Cover that was covering.
Speaker 4: What do you do? Yeah, he's gonna walk in.
Speaker 2: Just closing the door.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Locking the door, mm hmm. Making love to Miami Blossom.
I have to know, I don't know, all right, Uh
you do that as the door closes on the camera.
Speaker 3: Raja may I add, hm hmm, it's really bad that
the other night was playing dream Daddy. One character that
my character had sex with, I voiced like Carlias.
Speaker 2: Whatever, Like, go find that volbe and watch that bit,
because I'm sure that's what's going on up there, that's
what happened. It's gonna be it's chaos up there.
Speaker 5: The screen turns black and.
Speaker 3: Uh, Miami Blossom starts to unbutton Carlis's shirt.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ belt. No, this is a family friendly chams.
Speaker 1: Rajia, Wait, does he have to make the standard performance?
Speaker 5: Chuck?
Speaker 2: Oh, he will, He's not finished.
Speaker 14: Don't rush him.
Speaker 1: Sorry, chats shut up.
Speaker 2: God, it's coming, something's coming. Someone's maybe depends on the roll, really,
doesn't it.
Speaker 3: I'd like to say though, that Carlis is like a
chastity belt for the backside, so he's giving, not take,
not taking.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll give you disadvantage. I'm sure he just wears
that around all the time.
Speaker 3: It's just like it's just like a like a flap
that he has that if anyone tries to get.
Speaker 2: A chastity flap, yeah with yeah, family friendly Okay, guys,
Jesus Lord, come on, I mean, really.
Speaker 14: Fucking twats so.
Speaker 2: Russia. I've discombobulated myself. Now you are.
Speaker 4: That's impressive.
Speaker 1: That's a little hot and bothered.
Speaker 2: Now you are outside and nightfalls. Now it's now nighttime.
The Velvet Crown Casino is twenty four to seven. Pretty
much all the casinos in town are still no sign
of castoleic.
Speaker 4: Hmm.
Speaker 10: I'm going to I'm going to walk just like down
to where Sam's Tavern is, like.
Speaker 12: Just across the street there.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I'm just gonna like pull a random parchment
off the bounty board.
Speaker 2: Okay, just one of them for the record. In Sam's tavern,
as you walk in, there's the bountyboard inside. Yeah, oh okay,
all right, then I walk in. Just on the inside
of the door. You can keep a foot open on
the door and then grab a thing and keep an
eye on the Velvet caside.
Speaker 10: I've seen my own poster right next to it, not
as a wanted but like as a as a service
is offered.
Speaker 2: Do you have a ghost problem? Do you need zombies removed?
Speaker 4: Right there? One of the Lawyer Lawyer billboards on the
side of the highway.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's like it's like a it's like a hand
sketch of my own face right.
Speaker 2: There, smiling Rome A D five. Okay, so you can
have for a random one. So the random bounty that
you pull off, I think the thing is this one
wanted Kenneth pet for the unlawful practice of magic. Wanted
for the murder of young lings in thin June. The
world is five hundred gold pieces. Carlias, I feel like
you have a copy of this as well in your inventory.
Speaker 10: For the record, We'll be you told the truth. I
just don't want to see this. I'll take it off
the door.
Speaker 2: In the back of Sam's tavern, SAMs Tavin's an even
smaller tavern than the Pole. Sam was a halfling that
died years ago, and it's now run by a pretty
good looking human commoner girl that grew up and was
taken in by Sam and took the tavern over when
he died, named Savine. However, in a very at a
smaller table in the back of this really little this
is a commonest tavern, like this is peasantry in here.
The floor is dirty, the people in here all none
of them have enough teeth, and all the tables are
all scratched up and busted. You see Finnrenner and Garble
at a table. This is where they are and they're staying.
Gotcha that enter you. You're just there.
Speaker 10: It's tempting to go talk to them, but I don't
want to, Like I don't want to miss Castle leaving
the second that I'm gone, So I'm just gonna like
notice them and be like, Okay, good, they got settled.
I'm gonna take this because no one's gonna need this
Kenneth bounty because he's dead. And then just and then
just bail and then go right back over to the
Velvet Crown before I miss too much.
Speaker 2: Sure, and you're just gonna keep staking out, let's steak out.
Speaker 10: No, I'm I'm actually gonna walk up because you said
it's two different guards this time, right, Yeah. And plus
I'm wearing a different outfit and they've never seen me before,
So I'm gonna fold up the bounty so that it's
just like a concealed parchment so they can't see what
it says on the inside. And I'm just gonna walk
up to them and and and like hold it as
if it's a delivery.
Speaker 2: But but I'm not I'm not gonna hold it out
to him.
Speaker 10: I'm just gonna like have it held close to me
and be like, excuse me, is is it?
Speaker 2: And then like unfold it for a second. Castlek is
still in give me a performance or a persuasion.
Speaker 10: Check sweet, I can have sweet, I can have a
zero or a zero.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, hey, it's pretty good. The largest of the
two te flings in front of you, very broad shouldered,
clearly an experienced fire, relatively elderly for a for a
for a God, looks down and says.
Speaker 10: You have business with Guslick, just private letter to deliver,
says for his hands only?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Is he is? He heres?
Speaker 10: So that I can give it to him. I was
told make sure he is the recipient of the no
one else.
Speaker 20: Mere deception. Chacka, yes, good try. I do not think so.
You are at the very least the wrong race.
Speaker 2: Can I say?
Speaker 12: Are you so certain? In infernal?
Speaker 2: H he speaks to the other one in inferno.
Speaker 4: This one knows how words, but he does not have
the face. You do not have the face?
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 12: Then I'll come back later on when he's actually here.
Speaker 10: Then I'll just put the letter out in my jacket
and walk away.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, always trying to break in these humans so dumb,
so stupid, you stepping off.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'll just walk away. So they didn't really reveal
whether he's still here or not. I will go back
to my camping spot.
Speaker 2: Cool, give me another stef check with advantage.
Speaker 3: Yikes.
Speaker 2: Woo. Okay, the form of Rajah disappears back down into
the alleyway and parks himself between maybe two large crates
or thing. Keeps an eye on is this another dead
end where I could be cornered again? No, this one
is not a dead end. You've got either end. There's
a couple of there's a couple of doors that haven't
been opened all day since you've been down here. But
it does look like these are just houses that people
live in, not like there's no shops or anything or
other taverns or casinos or anything.
Speaker 5: Just people's homes.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you sort of catch up down an alley way.
Carlias ROMI performance check.
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: If you dick me over right now, I'm uninstalling.
Speaker 4: That's from like crazing.
Speaker 2: Literally, it's good, didn't you say good?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you have disadvantage, not through the upright, I
was yeah, I mean, are you just like looking through
the keyhole critiquing.
Speaker 2: Miami Blossom is a noble Okay. If he wants the
as he usually gets the ace and you've denied him that.
So that kind of ruined some of the experience for him.
But you know it was okay. He had fun. In
terms of your own pleasure. Were you pleasured by Miami Blossom?
Speaker 3: I have a sudden urge to kill strings so much,
just mid like, I really hate strings.
Speaker 2: Do you need do you need Miami Blossom to roll
a performance check on you.
Speaker 14: As well?
Speaker 2: It's a nineteen kay, and it's pretty So you had
a mind blowing the experience with Miami Blossom. For him,
it was a disappointing, but maybe he doesn't show that.
Speaker 21: Oh, give me an insight check, do the typical man
thing and just did.
Speaker 2: As far as you can tell, Miami Blossom had a
great time as well. You guys have a wonderful time.
How long do you spend in the room with Miami.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna kill strings.
Speaker 2: I didn't do it. I didn't do it. It wasn't.
Speaker 3: I I'm gonna end up a while there and I'm
gonna try and and kind of woo him over and
kind of like build a friendship and such.
Speaker 2: Cool. Uh yeah, I mean you guys can be laying
in the bed for a while, give the massage, nice conversation.
What do you speak to him about.
Speaker 4: Each other?
Speaker 3: Well, that already happened. I'm just asking him what, like
you know what he does? And you know, I'll like
get to know him, questions.
Speaker 2: What he does. He's a noble child who didn't do anything,
Like what does he do?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 5: Like does he just gamble in the casino or he.
Speaker 2: Works for his father doing h He shies away from
the questions when you ask him, and no, it's not
something you'd be interesting.
Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell you if you'd tell me.
Speaker 2: Well, I know what you do?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 2: What gun? The beer? The graph accent?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: All right, what do I do that?
Speaker 2: You're some sort of mercenary, some sort of rough and
tumbled type. I can tell.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I guess there's something the green, but no,
actually a bounty hunter.
Speaker 2: A bounty hunter? Is it? Mm hm ah. I suppose
that makes sense. It's almost a mercenary in its own right,
isn't it.
Speaker 5: That's what I say to a to a point.
Speaker 2: But what would you say is the difference between a
mercenary and a bounty hunter.
Speaker 17: Mercenary sometimes work for the wrong guy. Bounties go via
the law, although sometimes the last corrupt, as I've already.
Speaker 2: Learned, sometimes or a lot of the times. I honest,
I've not met too many lawmen. I don't tend to
have to mess with them myself, although there have been
a few instances. Money seems to do the trick almost
all the time. I don't know if that makes me
the criminal or them.
Speaker 22: I mean.
Speaker 5: It sure helps.
Speaker 2: What do you do if you get the wrong bounty one?
Speaker 5: Like the target's the wrong person?
Speaker 2: Have you ever done it? You ever accidentally killed someone else?
Speaker 4: I don't really tend to leave it up to chance.
Speaker 17: I'll scout out, you'll RecA on. One time I got
to know the person waited for their rules to crack, and.
Speaker 1: It was him, and then.
Speaker 5: Put them down.
Speaker 2: With your guns?
Speaker 3: Well, and I grab one from the counter and a
scar shot.
Speaker 5: This was the one that did the killing blow.
Speaker 2: Can I shoot it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hold on, now, well, I've never shot a gun.
Speaker 4: You shot yours pretty well.
Speaker 2: Miami Blossom blushes hugely. Well, i'd like to shoot yours
the other one. Of course, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know how to take that. I don't know how
to proceed.
Speaker 2: Go on, let me shoot it.
Speaker 4: Oh not right here, I see you get kicked out.
Speaker 2: Oh please, I pay more than enough to be allowed
to shoot a bloody gun.
Speaker 5: Uh are you sure?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: My father knows the owner. It's fine.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: You won't let me get in trouble, will you?
Speaker 2: No, you can possibly get in trouble with me.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't want them to take your gun.
It means a lot to me.
Speaker 2: They won't take your gun.
Speaker 4: I know I've seen these people.
Speaker 2: I don't think you understand. I almost might as well
own this stupid place. Anyway. You can't get in trouble
with me.
Speaker 3: I'm do I still have Oh I don't have the
gun that raja. All right, fine, but let me hold like,
let me hold your hand whilst you're holding it.
Speaker 2: All right, let me make an attack role.
Speaker 4: It's a powerful gun, just so. I don't want the
recoiled in your you know, if he rolls.
Speaker 10: If he rolls the one, he's just gonna shoot a
wine bottle on the window sill.
Speaker 4: Please don't kill yourself, he puts.
Speaker 2: He puts a wine bottle on the window. Sill opens
the window and then steps back at the far end
of the room, and the two of you are there,
button naked like a ghost, the ghost saying yeah with
the gun like like he like he like runs his
hand along the shaft and then and then puts his
hand on the trigger before Uh, and then what what
do I just pull this.
Speaker 5: Hold on?
Speaker 2: Pull a squeeze So your left hand I want to squeeze,
squeeze the gun.
Speaker 17: Squeeze like, squeeze the gun towards you. All right, your
right hand is gonna want to push the guy. Okay,
so it kind of counteracts and your arms lock.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 5: You're not gonna pull the trigger.
Speaker 2: Is it going to kick too much?
Speaker 5: Don't worry.
Speaker 2: I got my hands on so not much of a fighter.
Speaker 5: Of course you'll be fine.
Speaker 4: I can help with the record.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 2: Uh it's dexterity, isn't it. With no proficiency?
Speaker 5: I think, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like you're heart. You're helping him shoot this. Yeah,
I'm gonna give him advantage and I'm gonna roll it
in the chat. Oh so it's irrelevant. It's irrelevant, really,
But uh, he like even without like your guidance, Like
with with your help, you sort of feel like him
sort of take control of the gun. He then just
goes bang, just shoots this thing on the bottle. There's
a little circular label of a of a like a logo,
some random logo of some dwarven company, and it just
hits the dead middle of the bottle. The bottle just boom.
It doesn't even explode the bottle. It just shoots straight
through and out the other side, like that fucking corn
video where you just see the bullet going through everything.
You just see all the wine just spill out of
either side.
Speaker 12: It's the bottle.
Speaker 2: It should have exploded. It's the most amazing shot you've
ever seen anyone make on their first attempt. He's a
complete and utter natural and he no, it's horrible.
Speaker 5: Take it away from a certain gun kind of sticks
up in the air.
Speaker 2: Going into round two.
Speaker 4: Please let this guy be a.
Speaker 3: Just kind of like I'm guessing he'd like bump backwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you just go like you know, it begins,
and it begins again. The adrenaline rush continues. Uh roll
us a performance check for this one.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry if I get picked over this.
Speaker 2: Get picked over by this. It's the best to us,
it's good. It's good. Miami Blossom has a fucking amazing time.
The adrenaline rush of the shooting the gun, the high
of you seeing this person shoot the gun so fucking well,
and then followed by further passionate Roger, give me another perception.
Check windows open.
Speaker 10: I was I was just about to say, like three
minutes into it, you hear, Carlias.
Speaker 2: I know that. Yeah, you hear like a gun shot
go off, and then immediately just raucous fucking coming from
a window, from an open from an open window, a
few flights up in the tower.
Speaker 4: Do I hear him shout?
Speaker 10: I'm gonna circle. I'm gonna circle, like avoid the guards
as wide around as I can, and just try to
get close enough to the window, like within ear shot,
just listening in your pervert.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna walk up to it.
Speaker 4: Go.
Speaker 10: I know that's you, Carlias. No one else fires a
gun in the hotel. Is everyone alive?
Speaker 2: Carlias is too busy firing his other gun. Are you
deep in the deep in the throes of passion? I
love so much this is a twenty one alias. I
figured I you know, maybe a perception, show a disadvantage.
Speaker 17: Pick him up and carry him over and lean out.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, good to see you.
Speaker 1: Rogers's good.
Speaker 2: A naked carl leaning out of the window. There's one
window with like lots of wine dripping down from the
side of the window sill. What is going on up there?
Speaker 4: Just you know, shooting guns and.
Speaker 10: Hey, hey, ask your ask whoever is your buddy, and
ask him If Catholic is still here.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna like position so that he is like.
Speaker 4: The window.
Speaker 23: Yeah, why not at this point, even though Jay's gone.
Speaker 5: I'm still gonna be you know, Carlica is still gonna
be doing his thing.
Speaker 4: So you've just got.
Speaker 5: Miami Blossom hanging out the window just you know.
Speaker 10: And I can tell what's happening, I presume just from
the emotion going on.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's up to it's up to Brad.
Speaker 2: Now that's where we're going to a break.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Hi, everybody, welcome to the stream. Sorry, I was too
busy looking into jar Jar being Star Wars law. Uh.
The night has fallen over sin River and Carlias is
having a wonderful evening with very rich noble boy. Real
quick mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I said this in the chat, but Carlias never takes
this out off.
Speaker 4: So yeah, but does he take his boots off?
Speaker 1: Can we get fan art of this off?
Speaker 2: Jay?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Are you sure I want?
Speaker 1: I want fan art?
Speaker 2: Are you sure? Okay?
Speaker 4: I don't want.
Speaker 2: I'm sure we want to do I don't think we
have a not safe for work.
Speaker 1: Just like Carlias from like the chest up with like
the face where he's he's just he's getting it off
and there's just firing a pistol.
Speaker 5: Miami shoots the gun, just that shock, that face of.
Speaker 3: A little blush, a little kawai blush.
Speaker 4: Well, it reminds me. He he reminds me of who's
who is the big mustache Looney Tunes character.
Speaker 2: Somebody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just bouncing back on feet, shoot two guns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So these two are having a wonderful evening.
Speaker 24: I would say it maybe another hour passes Rajah outside
uh the town although nighttime doesn't really calm down a
hell hell of a lot, if anything, it kind of
ramps up a little at the evening.
Speaker 2: A lot of the streets here are lit as well.
They do have a lot of lamps in cinema. It's
actually relatively well lit for a nighttime city. There's quite
a few like children that run around and light lots
of fire lamps and oil lamps that are on the
streets and attached to the sides of houses. Although your
little dark alleyway remains darkly shaded. The town continues to
be in full swing, but more so less people like
working and more people drunk and stumbling around. What do
you do? Still no sign? Still sign? About eight nine?
I think I won't know it would be way later,
actually be about ten.
Speaker 10: Sorry, I will continue camping out there till around eleven
forty five so that I still have time to go
meet shouts.
Speaker 12: And you know, get across town in time.
Speaker 10: Sure, but yeah, I'll just I'll continue monitoring it to
see if if I spodcast like leaving or not.
Speaker 2: No sign of castlep for another hour. Everybody continues to
get drunk, carl As, do you leave or are you
just staying there for the evening? There for the evening,
staying there for the evening. The rest of you in
the in Raja's house, just drinking and going through my books,
playing spin the bottle, Yeah, slash roll a one D two.
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, does nobody worry.
Speaker 5: What is this?
Speaker 4: Is this? This has spin the bottle?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the bottle lands on your spin on strings?
Speaker 7: How drunk are we?
Speaker 1: Like a contract?
Speaker 2: You are forcibly all.
Speaker 7: I'm going in for.
Speaker 6: The like total no control of my torso, so I'm
flopping toward him.
Speaker 1: Right this we might as we might as well as
there's an I didn't do. Yes, I forget, I forget
what I was saying.
Speaker 7: I didn't. It looks really pretty.
Speaker 1: You look amazing today. I don't.
Speaker 6: I mean I was sparkling like like I am by
you look pretty just.
Speaker 1: I would shoot your gun Ardenden, I've written a song
for you. Do you want to hear it? Before lash
and I play spin the bottle more?
Speaker 2: This is for you.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna like pull out the broken harp off
my back. It's got like eight strings.
Speaker 12: Mm hmmm, so you Arden, mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: It's beIN a while, so you have to excuse me. Arden, okay.
Hakuna Matata, What a wonderful phrase? Matata aimed, no passive phrase, chraze, chraze.
It's crazy. It means no worries for the rest of
your day. I've forgotten the chords, but it's our problem
free philosophy. Kuna matata. Oh I don't feel good and
give me that.
Speaker 14: I feel like you might throw up pretty soon.
Speaker 1: It's my flash come here?
Speaker 7: That was that was before?
Speaker 1: Thank thank you. I'm it's been a while.
Speaker 6: Mm hmmm does be for like my mi my sparkle feathers.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I've I've been writing it just
for or maybe I should somewhere.
Speaker 7: We're gotting more of that strawberry stuff.
Speaker 2: No, they're a lot of alcohol.
Speaker 1: I don't know you even drunk, not that much.
Speaker 14: No, I've mostly been reading.
Speaker 1: Actually, why are you so quiet? Aden? Are you whispering?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 14: Whispering?
Speaker 1: You're could you could you turn yourself up fifteen percent?
If you could? And if you had a knob, could
you just put it up?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 14: I have many knobs, but you know it's oh is
this better?
Speaker 1: My god? I'm not like reach for his nipples. He's
a nob.
Speaker 14: That's not whatever.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna keep reading.
Speaker 1: I'm twist reading, just keep reading?
Speaker 4: What am I reading?
Speaker 2: What is he reading?
Speaker 10: So there's there's four bookshelves, and then there's stuff scattered
on the table. Where did you get the book from
a bookshelf?
Speaker 3: Something something really old dusty witch Bookshelf one through three,
you actually found handwritten notes from Rasia detailing his many escapades.
Speaker 10: And it's a lot of sketches and drawings of different
creatures that some of them look like they may have
been exaggerated, but others look pretty freaking like realistically sketched,
like zombies, and then lists of their movement habits like
where he spotted them, what times they move when, like
what periods of day they're active during, and various methods
of killing them that have worked or not worked.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna at the very bottom, I'm gonna put
an endendum and just put.
Speaker 14: Use holy magic.
Speaker 4: Just put it back away.
Speaker 3: Just keep looking through stuff, as as as double d
and double Dumb over here, keep doing whatever they're doing.
Speaker 1: I guess at this point we probably made out and
then spun the bottle, and then I've probably like kissed
a chair or some shit. We should play truth or Dare?
Speaker 7: Hi you play? How you play?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: Arden?
Speaker 1: Are you in? Uh?
Speaker 4: The next round?
Speaker 1: Okay? Lash? Truth or dare.
Speaker 7: Truth or truth are Dare?
Speaker 1: You have to choose one and then you have to
if you choose truth or you have to give a truth. Well,
I think is that right? Have you ever played this?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 14: And then you slap the other person?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Dare we dare you to do something? Dare fuck? Arden?
I don't have any dares. Do you have any dance?
Speaker 14: I dare you to slap her?
Speaker 23: No?
Speaker 1: She has, she's the dare I know? Fuck you fucked it? Arden? Yes?
Speaker 2: I dare side.
Speaker 6: I think you're just gonna you're gonna see my mage
hand come out and uh.
Speaker 1: Slap art.
Speaker 7: I slapped him.
Speaker 1: That's my chin.
Speaker 7: It's pretty good. Truth? Uh truth? Are there.
Speaker 1: Truth? You have to ask me a question?
Speaker 7: Oh? Truth?
Speaker 6: Mum?
Speaker 7: Oh man, it just occurred to me. The truth.
Speaker 1: I can't ask it though, do anything?
Speaker 7: I can't do it. I'll be close though. How many
people peep? How many people have you killed that once?
Speaker 1: A whole village? Oh wow?
Speaker 7: Wow? Wow, my whole village got killed at once? Wow?
Speaker 6: Okay, Ard in your.
Speaker 14: Turn, next round? Uh ten questions around?
Speaker 1: That's not How are we going to have to play
a prank on you?
Speaker 23: This?
Speaker 1: You seem very uptight to Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, can we do the prank?
Speaker 4: Just look out the windows? Roger getting back yet?
Speaker 2: Roger?
Speaker 1: Can I insight check that real quick Brad not here,
but her can I insight check her to.
Speaker 2: You know, a drunk as fuck? But you can give
me an insight with disadvantage avantage. See what you just
to roll the dice to see what you can pick up. Oh,
it's pretty good either way. It does seem to ring
dangerously close. She is a k I mean like, yeah,
you yeah, you know that there are other ken Kup
in the world. There's plenty in the world. They're relatively rare.
They're even rarer now in dust fail.
Speaker 4: You're driving up their value. That's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are there are other ken Kup, but a
very prominent group of Kenku were eradicated by a very
prominent group of dragon born. It does seem to kind
of strike a note with you, mister Bard.
Speaker 1: Where where where did you say you were from?
Speaker 7: Shallow Scar?
Speaker 6: You know we're outside on the west west side of
the You won't have heard.
Speaker 1: Of it never never before.
Speaker 7: What's the matter?
Speaker 1: Nothing? I feel sick. I'm going go wretch.
Speaker 6: Okay, don't Oh yeah, do better go outside.
Speaker 1: I walk out.
Speaker 2: There's an our house. You head out, You head out
the front, probably around the time that Raja's heading home.
Speaker 10: I'm heading directly to my meeting with Shells.
Speaker 2: Oh you're just.
Speaker 1: Going okay, fine, and you fucking off from that.
Speaker 2: I thought you were grabbing lash before you went uh yeah, no,
then you bail out your head outside. I wouldn't give
me a con save. Yeah. Yeah, you see you step
outside and then.
Speaker 4: I'm fine.
Speaker 2: What is your chronic breath thing? Acid? It's full of acids.
It's like a combo. You just destroy a part of
the ground outside.
Speaker 1: Ship, don't come out.
Speaker 7: Didn't we check and.
Speaker 1: Watch your step? Actually I'm lea like going going down
the street, fucking wandering cool.
Speaker 10: Fuck, I take back what I said breath because my
house is like between where I'm going to meet her
and where I.
Speaker 12: Currently am, So I guess I probably would swing by.
Speaker 2: Roll me a D twenty raja. Yeah, you probably heading
down the street or heading up towards like the area
where you live. When you suddenly see like strings stumbling
purposefully away, give me a perception check as you approach him.
See everything he's no, you smell everything. You smell the
sick and the booze and the kind of like really
strong acidic tint to his breath. He doesn't smell good.
He doesn't look great. He's definitely drunk. Yeah, but you
would bump into each other as that Strings is purposely
stomping down the street away from your house. Does does
he see me? Or is he too drug? And that's
up to Strings, I'd say.
Speaker 1: No, I'm probably like head down on the ground, just
like muttering.
Speaker 2: Them doing that drunken. It's been a while since I've
done it, but that drunken, like let your legs fall
out in front of you walk at the end of
the night when you're suddenly hyper depressed for no reason.
I was I was just gonna walk up.
Speaker 10: I was just gonna walk up to him and put
my hand on his shoulder and say, it looks like
you're having fun. But if he's muttering, I'll walk up
and just kind of listen for a second.
Speaker 1: The whole fucking village, it was me, It was my fons.
Speaker 12: Fuck something wrong, STRINGSA.
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 1: The whole fucking village? Russia?
Speaker 12: What mine?
Speaker 1: All of them mine from there? Russia?
Speaker 12: You met someone from my village?
Speaker 1: No, no, a bird the whole fucking village flash fuck?
Speaker 12: Yeah told me what was her?
Speaker 1: She's the one that got away.
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 12: Yeah? She told me the story.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, good night. Wait, we're going to fuck with
Carls tomorrow. By the way, if you're wait wait wait
he's listen. I've got planned the other two. Are you
know it?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: We're going to carl You were there in the house, yes,
the old house is.
Speaker 2: You were You were one of the dragon born that
wiped out the king ku.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I was.
Speaker 12: Yes, you were a guard right.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 12: And they were thieves.
Speaker 1: I left after that.
Speaker 12: You were doing your job too well, too well.
Speaker 1: See you tomorrow. We're going to fuck with Carlias.
Speaker 12: Right. Where are you going?
Speaker 1: I'm going to go kill someone or something?
Speaker 2: Uh? Did you have anyone in mind?
Speaker 1: My first star was myself, but it'll probably be by accident.
I'm not going to kill anyone. I'm just going to
fuck off in a gutter. And if I don't die,
then take it as a sign.
Speaker 2: You need to you need to sober up.
Speaker 10: Yeah, belch acid at me, like, just just unloaded.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you mad?
Speaker 4: Do it?
Speaker 1: Just are you an idiot?
Speaker 2: Throw up? Like, get it out of your system.
Speaker 1: Just an acid breath all over him.
Speaker 14: Yeah, everything should be a deck.
Speaker 4: Save somebody.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it is it a straight line
or a cone.
Speaker 10: It's a it's a thirty by five foot line, straight line,
curves left a little bit.
Speaker 1: Of thirty by five foot line for a black dragon Born.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is the deck saved one though, isn't it?
Speaker 1: It's yeah, I don't know it should be it should
be one?
Speaker 4: Is it is? One?
Speaker 2: Is a black dragon?
Speaker 10: Black dragon Born says five by thirty line deck save?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird. Hold on, I'll add that into the sheet.
I don't know what the DC would be then, uh,
saving throw? Yeah, I assume, dex What would my DC
be because I don't Is it by con flat?
Speaker 2: Maybe fucking learn your character you'll fucking kill him Russia
to kill him?
Speaker 1: No, because I copied it from or I couldn't copy
it from roll one. Maybe copy it, copy it into
your brain.
Speaker 2: Isn't it?
Speaker 10: Isn't it like con plus plus proficiency or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your DC for the saving throws eight plus con
plus proficiency, So eight plus con What does your com modifier.
Speaker 1: Say that my can modifiers? Zero?
Speaker 4: No? One? Okay? One?
Speaker 2: So eight nine plus proficiency, which at the moment is
still two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so eleven it's eleven. Oh there is Sorry, my bad,
I've never seen that on the sheet, so now I've
seen it. Yes, eight, I'll copy that in. You take
half damage on a film save or sorry, half damage
on a successful one?
Speaker 4: My bad?
Speaker 2: You are successful. You jump mostly out of the way.
Some of it catches your arm maybe and gives you
a nasty fucking singe. This stuff is horrible. It's literally
like xenomorph alien like shit is how I imagine it?
And just where would I?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 12: How much is the damage roll for it?
Speaker 2: Too?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: You take two damage?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: That that four is the damage role?
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm actually gonna to say, like even with the
deck save, Roger just kind of stands there like, oh,
there we go.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 10: I'm just I'm not I'm not gonna try and dodge.
I'm gonna stand in the way of it and and
cast absorb elements.
Speaker 2: Hmm okay, yeah cool. Sorry, So you get to just
absorb all that ship is a reaction?
Speaker 4: Is that right? No?
Speaker 10: I gained resistance to it, but I still take half
or I still take damage with resistance, but I do
absorb like the rest of it.
Speaker 3: Can you if you made the d C that's half
and then if you do that, can you?
Speaker 10: Yeah, So I think I would. I think i'd be taking.
Speaker 2: I would, it would. It would be cutting half.
Speaker 10: It would be cut in half from the deck save
and then it would be cutting half from resistance.
Speaker 2: So I take one point of damage. But if he's paying.
Speaker 10: Attention, he gets to see like the little whirlpool in
my hand that the acid kind of gets sucked into
when he does that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it works.
Speaker 10: It's been working on been working on that for like
a month. I've got rolls all over my kitchen table.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, about those argent spilled to drink on them,
and you're for a bookshelf.
Speaker 2: It doesn't it doesn't matter.
Speaker 14: It worked.
Speaker 2: I've got it up here now.
Speaker 4: Right M.
Speaker 1: See you in the morning.
Speaker 10: Go back to my house and go to sleep before
you do something stupid.
Speaker 12: That's fine.
Speaker 10: And Lash doesn't need to know yet.
Speaker 12: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 10: You're a guard. They were thieves. That's just kind of
how the world works.
Speaker 1: I'll tell her one day.
Speaker 10: I'll tell her eventually, maybe after one of us is dead.
If you die first, I'll tell her after you're dead
about that. And if she dies first, then it doesn't
matter when If I die first, then I don't care.
Speaker 1: Fucking so we're also what a fucking coincidence?
Speaker 12: Coincidence?
Speaker 1: Fuck set this up?
Speaker 10: Shouts that's the one who Oh no, she didn't hire you.
Fexus said to you along, but she knew we were
gonna go see Fexus.
Speaker 12: I wonder if she knew.
Speaker 1: I have no mental capacity. Anyways, Carlaias, we're going to
fuck with him tomorrow. He's he's too uptight. Oh, I'll
tell you the plan in the morning. Are you up
for a prank?
Speaker 4: Am I ever?
Speaker 2: Not fun this?
Speaker 1: Do you want a double prank? Lash An Ordiner in
on it too, But fine, but we could prank all
three of them. How so I was going to have
Oh he was going to hopefully we'll pay him off
and he announces Carlias as a solo contender.
Speaker 12: But we trick.
Speaker 1: We could trick both Arden and lash to also go
in with him, and then we sit down on the
sidelines and laugh, and then we go into it where
we could make them think they're fighting a dragon.
Speaker 2: Sure, I don't know how we're going to convince them.
Speaker 1: I mean, otherwise we just like find something stupid like
a potion of giant strength and then give it to
Lash by accident and watch it get really fucking buff
for two hours. I'm not very good at pranks.
Speaker 10: Maybe I should chug one of those before we go
into the arena tomorrow instead.
Speaker 1: Or else we die. We're probably going to die. The Dwarfs.
I met with Dwars earlier and they said we were
going to fight a dragon.
Speaker 12: You went to the pearl, didn't you?
Speaker 1: Yes, and got hit in the head with a fucking bottle.
It was amazing.
Speaker 12: They are a fun bunch up hiss fucking.
Speaker 1: Drunk and went on a date.
Speaker 2: Oh I know he why did you too?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, there was some kind No No, I I just
I I saw him with his.
Speaker 1: Companion bedtime, and I'm just gonna pass out.
Speaker 2: Right there right there.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm gonna like drag him back to my house
so liked the backyard and just like drag him around
back and just dump him out there and then go
to my meeting with shows.
Speaker 4: How many people coughed on strings during that time?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no like that.
Speaker 14: All of all the.
Speaker 2: All the all of the cholera contracts have been made.
The uh, the lash and on and I left behind
in sign yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just reading.
Speaker 10: I I'm gonna poke my head inside to check on
them before, like I'm gonna dump strings out back near
my outhouse, and then I want to go inside and
just check on the two of them and see if
my house has been burnt down.
Speaker 7: Raja is gonna find me playing with a candle, like
kind of dripping the wax on the floor and pushing
it around, and that thing is And then we walks
in and I look up.
Speaker 12: Rajah h, you're playing with fire in my house.
Speaker 7: I clean. I clean. I cleaned the here, you cleaned here.
Speaker 12: I didn't do the dishes yet.
Speaker 2: Thanks, You're welcome. You guys got really really drunk.
Speaker 7: That's that's adult water.
Speaker 12: Though you found my adult water.
Speaker 7: You have adult water where.
Speaker 10: He reflexively, actually hold on, let me see, let me
let me see if I do it away.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, okay, I don't.
Speaker 10: I don't give it away, not with that, he was,
I don't instinctively look at the cupboard where I have
it hidden upstairs.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I feel like you've probably had enough.
Speaker 7: You want to, oh, you want to do something.
Speaker 12: I have to go to that meeting, Remember.
Speaker 7: I told her. I'm like pretty much don't.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm gonna inside check that.
Speaker 2: It probably looks like she has no idea what you're
talking about.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, you know the one company.
I feel like this business meeting is something we should do.
Sober now, come here and I'm gonna pick her up
and like take her into my.
Speaker 12: Bedroom and just like dump her on the bed, go
to sleep.
Speaker 7: Who that was fun?
Speaker 10: Later and I'm just gonna walk out to find Arden.
Speaker 2: Arden, are you alive?
Speaker 23: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 4: This it worked.
Speaker 10: I'm picking up a scroll that's written in Druidic, but
there's like sketches of a man catching fire on this scroll.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this actually works.
Speaker 14: I it looks very effective.
Speaker 10: I just tested it and my hand is all like
green and acidic looking you you.
Speaker 4: Set a man on fire?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, I caught acid in my hand.
Speaker 14: Well done. That's that is quite the I so I
would never have the courage to do that.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna roll up the I'm gonna roll up the
scroll that's detailing absorb elements and put it next to
like a couple of other scrolls, the ones that work.
Speaker 4: I make a note.
Speaker 2: And then and then.
Speaker 12: I'll be back. I have to go see one more
person before midnight.
Speaker 14: Okay, then well try not to catch anymore elements.
Speaker 10: I put strings out back to sleep off his whatever
you guys drink, I how come you seem sober?
Speaker 12: The other two are completely plastered.
Speaker 14: I wasn't actually drinking much.
Speaker 12: Huh.
Speaker 14: Yes. I. When you have this much knowledge and there's
very small chance to actually take it all in, you
must use this time wisely. Also, look how beautiful.
Speaker 4: I am today. I'm just gonna go walk in front
of it.
Speaker 3: If he has a mirror or a shiny piece of bronze,
and just look at it for a while.
Speaker 2: In this room, there's probably not a mirror.
Speaker 10: The only one would be in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: I probably have a mirror, a mirror, you know.
Speaker 4: So, yes, yes, go about your business.
Speaker 14: Thank you.
Speaker 12: You got to admit you look pretty sharp today.
Speaker 4: Thank you. That is the only intelligent thing you've said today.
Thank you.
Speaker 14: Scarry on.
Speaker 12: Right, I'm just gonna leave.
Speaker 2: All right. You head out, and I presume you're heading
up to the Chancel's matching acid.
Speaker 10: I'm we're heading back up to whatever Showers told me
to meet her, which I think was just outside the
Chancellor's manner.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, you head towards the Chancellor's manner. There is
a nice, very nice horse drawn carriage leaving the Chancellor's
manner as you approach mere perception check.
Speaker 10: Now I get all the amazing roles after after camping
out looking for a dude for six hours.
Speaker 2: There are four people on the inside of the carriage.
On the outside, there are two large looking teeth wings
whatever that's called in the carriage. I hope the words driving.
Is it driving driving the carriage?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They as the As the carriage pulls out, you get
a decent look inside. Inside you see, first of all,
shouts very obviously sat by one of the windows. She
makes eye contact with you as well. You see another
tee fling in there, shouts, by the way, continues to
wear fuck all at night. She wears very little. She's
just this just relatively good looking but buff, strong teefling
woman with very little on and by way of clothing,
which makes sense for a lot of people in dust Fell,
because it's very hot. But it's now nighttime and it's
starting to cool rapidly, and she's still very scantily clad.
There's a very large, powerfully built and one of the
one of the bigger teethlings that you will have seen
in town, strong looking, very deep, crimson skinned teefling that
you will recognize and know to be Chancellor Kilross. This
is the Chancellor of House Naga and pretty much the
big big hoss in town. Sat next to her, across
from them are two other people. There's I don't I
think they're human arden, Lord Julian Barrethon and Serena Tandre.
Speaker 4: What race are they? I?
Speaker 14: You know what?
Speaker 4: I just for the kicks and giggles. I want them
to be noomes.
Speaker 2: Okay, there are two gnomes in super finery sat across
from them. You know, one of the gnomes to be
Lord Julian Barethon, an extremely fucking wealthy dude who's extremely
well connected to a lot of the richer nobles, not
just in sin River but around dust Val and his
wife Serena, And they're all in this carriage together. And
as the thing pulls out, you see perhaps even here
shall say, in infernal hold on just to one the moment,
I have a quick piece of business to attend. And
then she taps the top of the carriage and it
comes to a halt at the gates of the Chancellor's manner.
She opens the door, hops down and walks over to you. Oh, yes,
I forgot about you.
Speaker 10: That's the worrd it flattered. That's always you had some
mess you wanted me to take care of for you.
Speaker 2: Yes, there is the reason I forgot about you. I
do not need your services anymore, as you wish. Somebody
is dealing with it. It was a very simple snatching grab.
I'm sure you would have been quite proficient at it.
This snatching grab. Would it be snatching an object or
a not an object? Listen, it does not matter. We
have somebody who is significantly cheaper to higher than you
are working for free.
Speaker 10: If I may, would it be that this significantly cheaper
person is bringing you a child wizard.
Speaker 2: That is a critical failure on the insight check. Because
she flashes her eyes up to you. You see her
look at you expression changes. She's usually very casual, although
relatively guarded. You would assume she almost bears her teeth
as she looks at you, a flash of pure fury
across her eyes. What do you know?
Speaker 12: The cheap person is me?
Speaker 2: Your persuasion check? What you what you are the thief?
Speaker 10: I didn't actually steal anything. I sneaked into the velvet crown.
They caught me sneaking in, and they told me they'd
kill me if I didn't go bring them the wizard.
Speaker 2: The only problem is that.
Speaker 10: I kind of already know that Catholic said he's going
to have my throat slit when the job is done,
which isn't much of a motivator to do the job.
Speaker 2: Of course, he is going to have your throat slit.
You went into his casino, you stole from his customers.
I just wanted to gamble. Well, you could gamble at
any place. Look at you go to Cargans.
Speaker 12: I probably should have done that. You're right, that's an
excellent suggestion, what.
Speaker 2: A miss Listen. I like you, okay, I'm not afraid
to like the common peasants. Help out the common peasants,
they help you out. That is what is the Tiefling
way here. But I do not know if I can
spare your Catholics wreath.
Speaker 10: Well, do the job for free and then get more,
or it's not a great deal for me. So if
you were in my shoes, how would you proceed?
Speaker 2: I would find somebody who outranks castle like and beg them,
perhaps kiss some rings. On fingers. She puts her hand
out the jeweled.
Speaker 10: I will give the most exaggerated bow down and kiss
the rings, she says, forever in.
Speaker 2: Debt it, Liz, do the job. I will make sure
castle Like does not try and take your life. I
still have work for you.
Speaker 10: You have a group, Yes, yeah, I still have the
other mercenaries in town from the last job, at least
the surviving members.
Speaker 2: Depending on what the child tells us, I may have
more work for you later. When are you going to
snatch the child? Well, tomorrow night, good fine, make sure
you do it within three days. I have been.
Speaker 10: Recruited into the fighting pits tomorrow, so assuming I live,
I'll grab the kid afterwards.
Speaker 2: So you're trying to tell me I should hire someone else.
Speaker 10: I'm telling you I'll be fine as always, But in
the event that I'm not fine and slightly dead, then
you might want to start lining up a backup.
Speaker 12: I do have a favor to request instead of.
Speaker 2: Fair is fair?
Speaker 10: Castler caught me cat, you know, he caught me sneaking in,
so I owe him the job. But even though I'm
not getting paid for this one. You know, everyone and
everything that goes on in this town and in the
nearby area, that is correct? Do you know the name Solomon?
Just Solomon? Mean inside check?
Speaker 2: She epically fails her deception to try and to try
and conceal any like reaction. She just looks at you
again with not like an anger, just more of a shock.
You you know Solomon.
Speaker 12: Solomon knows me.
Speaker 2: Is there nobody that does not want you dead?
Speaker 10: I get around, but so far none of them have
been able to kill me. So that says something. Tell me,
are you working for Solomon? Or does he actually want
you dead? I think he actually wants me dead, but
I'm not entirely sure why. That's what I was going
to ask, or just or who the heck is he?
Speaker 4: See?
Speaker 10: I killed the bloodsucker, a vampire some people call them,
and apparently the vampire was somehow in the employee or
belonging to Solomon.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what a vampire is. I have
absolutely no way of helping you with your problem with Solomon.
He is something altogether more powerful in many senses of
the world. Well, then, I am not even the Chancellor
I could help you with this one. I'm afraid you
should just do your best to get on his good side.
Or do your best to leave dust. We a lot together.
Speaker 4: He is.
Speaker 10: Quite well connected. I just go to the moon as
if he's connected there? Who is he?
Speaker 12: Is he human? Could you at least tell me that there.
Speaker 2: Is no way I am going to begin to help
you with this information. This conversation is over.
Speaker 10: At least just tell me how to reach him so
I can beg from my miserable life.
Speaker 2: Give me a persuasion check with disadvantage, right, she says, No,
I do not fancy risking my own life for yours time.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we would.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want you to be endangered from it any
Perhaps when you reach the Crimson City, do your best
to meet the emperor before Solomon meets you.
Speaker 4: That would be my advice.
Speaker 2: And if he sends more of his minions after you,
make sure please that you are not in sin River
when it happens.
Speaker 10: I will do my best to draw him away from
your nest egg.
Speaker 2: She she sort of like looks back to the carriage,
and at the same time you hear from inside the
carriage the powerful teefling of Chancellor kill Ross just say
shows I have to go a bring the child to
the safe house. I will speak with Cassle like I
can make no promises.
Speaker 4: He is.
Speaker 2: Stubborn at times with those who take from him. Perhaps
we have more work you, of course are somewhat protected
here by myself, by the Chancellor, and of course the
work you are doing for the Emperor himself. But we
do not know anything of this work, do we.
Speaker 12: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 10: I just know I'm setting records on a number of
people trying to kill me.
Speaker 2: So I will be very surprised if you see it
through the week.
Speaker 12: When have I ever disappointed?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: Obviou see that you want wanting to reduce results with
the fighting pits.
Speaker 10: I mean, at this point, I've already failed as spectacularly
as I can at living a safe life, so I
figure I might as well just go all the way
at this point.
Speaker 12: But before I get murdered, I will bring you the child.
Speaker 10: It's not actually a child though, right you said, it's
an adult disguised as a child's illusion.
Speaker 12: Correct, Sure, effect.
Speaker 2: She like turns away, and she turns back and says,
you are very useful to us, and you are in
possession of something very powerful. But if you die, hmmm,
who should I contact to.
Speaker 12: Get the artifacts that we're carrying around.
Speaker 2: Which of your group would you say is in charge?
Speaker 10: A dwarf and gunslinger named Carlias Miami Blossom knows how
to get a hold of him.
Speaker 2: I know of Miami Blossom, and you can tell the
King Khu that she can stop skulking around now.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 2: And she turns and jumps back into the carriage. She
gives you a little piece out and then bangs the
top of the carriage as it sets off again. The
chancellor is like is like lasering you as this thing
passes you. He's like looking down past like shouers in
the window. There's like the top of a gnomish top
hat and then this just enormous form of like this
just huge teethling these enormous horns shadowed in the back.
But he's just looking at you, just stern faced, as
the thing passes you.
Speaker 10: How fast is the carriage leaving? And how much noise
is it making? Like if I said something, would you
hear me? Or is it like it's already started moving
and they're leaving too quickly.
Speaker 2: It's not like it's a carriage, so it's a rickety
old wooden And then the horse is clipperity clopeting, but
it's not like galloping off. It's just's he's flaunting himself
as he heads about town, off on whatever business he's
about to attend. Okay, I'm not going to say anything
to him. Then I'll just I'm going to do it.
Speaker 10: I'll give a little like a polite sorde of waste
your time bow And even though I don't have a
hat on, I'm just going to do like this imaginary
hat tip with my cowl.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, as they drive off and the garage hat garage,
the carriage heads to the garage. As the carriage heads
off south, you're heading back to the to the house.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'll go back to my house.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: Everyone going for a little sleepy.
Speaker 18: Yeah, probably already I'm already noting to funk out.
Speaker 2: Uh cool. So yeah, we'll say that you guys have
a decent night's sleep in Raja's house. Who stays in
the bed with Rajah?
Speaker 4: Anyone?
Speaker 2: Just curiosity people.
Speaker 10: I'm already in there, already deposited lash there, So I'm
just gonna sleep next to it.
Speaker 2: I guess you're not going to get You're not going
to get in it. You're not going to make any
deposits of your own.
Speaker 10: Now was the drunken potentially underaged bird?
Speaker 2: She's a bird. I don't know what their agent know
when a bird becomes legal? Wow, I don't know. Let's
find out.
Speaker 4: I hang on, King, Let's find out. You know what is?
Speaker 1: What is pigeons legal age?
Speaker 2: What is what's their life span? Uh?
Speaker 10: That age shorter life spans than humans. They reach maturity
that twelve years and lived well sixty twelve.
Speaker 4: You're twelve.
Speaker 2: Twelve? Is when she becomes legal?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's way legal. Okay.
Speaker 10: So at this point now she's just completely incapacitated and drunk,
so it would.
Speaker 2: Still be messed up.
Speaker 1: Hair on table story. We have mores.
Speaker 4: Women.
Speaker 1: She won't rush without consent.
Speaker 2: Always check the age of consent for the bird you
want has a.
Speaker 10: Very thin layer of morals, even though it's just.
Speaker 1: Like the what is it the line from a fucking
Game of Thrones or the Hounds, Like, I'm not a thief.
Man's gotta have some kind of code.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has. He has some sort of cards. So
Roger sleeps on the the.
Speaker 10: Floor, Auden, Actually, I'm going to open up my closet
where there's just uh, seventeen identical red hoods.
Speaker 2: I just stick on those things. Yep, that's his entire wardrobe.
Speaker 10: It's just like dozens of red, the.
Speaker 2: The ernest p warrel of dust vill the uh the
Oh yeah, mister fabol what are you doing.
Speaker 3: I'm just leaning up against one of the walls.
Speaker 4: Next to one of the books I was reading.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, well see are you awake? Were you still
awake when I came back.
Speaker 3: I probably peaked up one eye and then went back
to sleep. I assume you're fine.
Speaker 10: So yeah, he just I just walk in and then
kind of look over at him and then.
Speaker 14: Oh, what a mess.
Speaker 4: What a mess.
Speaker 2: Indeed, once you guys all go to sleep, I would say,
middle of the night, three am. The moon is quite higher,
the town is still in its absolute full swibbty swing
bang bang, the rest of us wonderful people who are here. Uh,
we'll notice two figures standing outside of Raja's house, just
looking at it, like far away across across the street,
far enough away not to wake anybody up or make
any sound. They're not crawling all over the roof, don't worry.
Very well dressed finally dressed in their almost suit like
attire human as far as we can tell, though their
eyes have a strange hint hint of red to them.
As they look at the house, one turns to the
other and says, well, now would be a very wise time,
wouldn't it, And the other one says, no, one of
them's not in there. I say, we wait, see what
they're going to do, and the other one says, sure,
back to the tavern. Why not. We're on our holidays
after all. And then they step away from the house
and walk back towards one of the taverns in town.
And that's where we're going to go to our next break.
Speaker 11: What fucking these weird creeps?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: What are they doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys, we are superior creeps compared to any
of these.
Speaker 4: I already have the red eyes.
Speaker 2: Walk them up to the sin the river, Doshville, that's
what it's called. I'm still not dead or able to
do too many hours in a row in the Scottish
and it's real difficult for me because of nothing in
my native tongue. Let's me roll ours, ever, so one day,
one day I'll be able to do a true Scottish accent.
For now, we'll just have to settle with nine out
of ten. Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Okay, already.
Speaker 2: The next morning, you guys wake up, it is it's
a beautiful day. You have all so strings. You wake
up in the outhouse, which is the toilet. Rajah wakes
up on the ground, Lash wakes up in the bed,
and Arden wakes up on a pile of books. You
all wake up magically at the exact same time, awkward
to the house. Yeah, if that role con saves drinkers, Carlis,
you wake up at the exact same time in a
hotel room, naked, Chris. These are hangovers. You all have
bad hangovers, Carlis from the hangover check Constitution. Yes, please,
of course nice needs them. Uh, he's a dwarf.
Speaker 5: You can't get drunk.
Speaker 1: Good morning, jan.
Speaker 14: M hmm.
Speaker 4: I hate you.
Speaker 1: I hates me too, I hate you both.
Speaker 12: You made a mess out of my house.
Speaker 1: This was him everywhere. Whatever happened.
Speaker 2: You guys look really hungover there spending.
Speaker 7: Because it should stop.
Speaker 1: Godden, how do you always look so good?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 10: Even when he's hung over, he's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: It's credible.
Speaker 2: It's irritating.
Speaker 10: My god, I'm I'm like picking up and cleaning up
the mess that was made from the party.
Speaker 2: From me another constitution savings. Oh yeah, you need to
poop real bad. Roll me a constitution savings right. Oh no, yeah,
you also need to poop real bad. It's coming out now,
both of you at the same time.
Speaker 10: I know where, the audio says he doesn't, So I
just sprint out there and take it.
Speaker 4: Where do you go?
Speaker 3: Uh, run outside and look for an out house.
Speaker 2: You know, there's not public outhouses. There's just a street.
There's there's an outhouse where you just suddenly hear a
door bang and then some nasty sounds make me a
dexterity saving throats. Try and make it to an alleyway.
Speaker 4: With my minus one.
Speaker 2: Harden moves faster than he's ever moved in his entire life.
You probably maybe you don't have your like heavy armor
on yet. You're just like you just see this strings
and Lash just sees Arden just he's gone. He just
moves so quickly, he leaves like a dust trail behind him,
and he runs out and disappears. You make it to
an alley way, there's no one there. You pull your
pants down and there's immense diarrhea from both you and Rajah.
You also have diarrhea. Oh my god, no mechanical effects
just yet.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so we didn't get color, we got dysentery.
Speaker 7: They can move very fast.
Speaker 1: There's something.
Speaker 6: I have no idea, really really hungry.
Speaker 1: Fuck we got fucked up last night?
Speaker 7: Oh god, yeah we did?
Speaker 1: This was awesome? Did you and I did? We did?
Speaker 2: We?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: Did we made out? At some point?
Speaker 7: Look with our faces?
Speaker 1: What not? Genitals?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 23: It was.
Speaker 2: I don't know a careful guys. That wall is real thin.
Speaker 1: You're of age, right, what's what do you mean? I
mean you're you're not a child, right.
Speaker 7: I'm twenty two strings, I'm sure you're a bird. And
I kind of puff up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Dear, listen, I'm a dragon.
Speaker 6: It's not fucking Look, let's just we just need.
Speaker 7: To get some food.
Speaker 2: Food, food is right?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we need to go to the rear materials. Where
did everybody go?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 7: Where's Carlias?
Speaker 2: Did you two make out in my house?
Speaker 23: No?
Speaker 1: That was nothing? Was are you shitting?
Speaker 2: Yes? But this wall here is really thin.
Speaker 1: I know I can hear you. There's a hole in it.
I'm looking at you. My god, the smell. We need
to get out of here.
Speaker 10: Now, it doesn't this this doesn't feel right.
Speaker 4: I didn't yesterday.
Speaker 11: Oh like that's.
Speaker 14: Coming out.
Speaker 4: Right sway? You don't eat Panda express Man.
Speaker 2: Neither of you two need this South house.
Speaker 4: Do you? No?
Speaker 1: I'm just glad.
Speaker 10: I okay, good, because I'm pretty sure it's not going
to be usable for the next forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: Going on a business trip.
Speaker 10: Then my god, walking I go walking into the door
you two made out of my house.
Speaker 6: I was there, was it was we made the bottle
spin is fantastic.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't really care why. I just I
gotta know. How does that work with the beak?
Speaker 7: Well he made out with the chair?
Speaker 4: Oh what.
Speaker 7: How did you make out with the chair?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Fuck, that's not as awkward. Then next time I'll get
I'm hungry.
Speaker 10: No, it's it's like a Romeo and Juliet kind of
a thing.
Speaker 2: Never heard of them. You never read that book.
Speaker 12: I have a copy of it right there.
Speaker 1: We should go get food. Stop this awkward conversation. Well,
my cat's out.
Speaker 12: If only you knew how awkward.
Speaker 2: You guys, go and pick up some street food or
are you going to a place.
Speaker 10: I have some food here in the house. I don't
know if you guys want.
Speaker 2: This cook Some mirage is old left here.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 1: I need chicken. I need a whole chicken.
Speaker 4: I already diary.
Speaker 2: I don't really want to eat the dr zombie.
Speaker 10: There's nothing wrong with colise seeds. People just aren't accustomed
to the flavor of cactus seeds.
Speaker 1: You can stay accustomed. I need a whole fucking chicken
to eat.
Speaker 2: I have salted pork. This is like the closest to
real food.
Speaker 4: Oh does the smell like citrus?
Speaker 1: I'm going to find a whole chicken to eat.
Speaker 12: All right, let's just go out to eat them here.
Speaker 1: I guess now, I'm just role playing as a hound.
Give me away fire eat every goddamn chicken in this place.
Speaker 2: Give me a survival check strings foraging in the word lens.
As you.
Speaker 11: He sports one, it runs away.
Speaker 2: Do you you start looking around for anyone that would
sell a nice whole cooked chicken.
Speaker 4: Looks like this.
Speaker 2: Jacobos are not available, guys.
Speaker 10: I know a fantastic place we can go for a
quick meal.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, there.
Speaker 1: Was a chicken just over there and went that.
Speaker 2: You can't get strings. You can't just you can't just
run down random chicken. It probably belongs to someone.
Speaker 1: That's fine, that's some point.
Speaker 2: You're not a chicken. What just come with me.
Speaker 10: I'll show you where you can get a great meal.
It's not far and it's not too terribly expensive. Right,
I'll take them to Serenity.
Speaker 2: Okay, a Serenity would be opened, but Serenity is yeah,
it is fine. You guys roll up on a another
stand alone building. One of these buildings isn't attached to
any other buildings. It's completely uh terraced, non ter What
is it called detached?
Speaker 1: I think would be the word detached.
Speaker 2: From all the other buildings, from any other like blocks
full of suburbs. Here just down the street, there's a
there's just this this relatively strange looking building. The architecture
of this one looks like it was a little older
than some of the others as well. The woodwork mixed
in with some actual stone work on this one. The
doorway is open. There's just some beads, you know, there's
like beads that hang down and Roger, do you going first?
Speaker 4: And no?
Speaker 10: I actually I walk up to the door and I
was like, it's best restaurant in town and I'm like,
I'm motioning them through the door, like as they all
walk in ahead of me, and then once once they're
all in, I just kind of walk away, just walk off, all.
Speaker 2: Right, all three of you as your head in, give
me con saves, kah, let's see here, let's see here.
Speaker 3: Let me just there's been a lot of ones being
rolled today, fucking rigged.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, this is what I want. Hold on you guys.
Walk in and almost as soon as you pass the beads,
pass through those like weird weird beads that you have
going on, there's just this wall of sound that is broken.
You step into what is essentially a fucking nightclub. You
walk in, there's loud music straight away playing from no
band present. It's a twitch it's a twitch comparty.
Speaker 4: You step in where there's not a long enough line.
Speaker 2: You step in, and everybody here appears to be on
some form of Opiate's likely devil grass. The welcoming room
itself is very darkly lit. It looks like a bedroom,
but with multiple beds and like armchairs with people laid
across them. There are lit blue orbs that give the
room a strange blue glow, and there there's just people
lounging on lounge chairs and large half oval chairs with
these strange clientele in them smoking. This very strange smell
immediately kits you as well. Everybody here looks like peasantry,
but it might just be that they are all kind
of laying around. It looks like you've walked into the
weirdest place you probably could walk into in Sin River.
Speaker 1: Rasha, Oh my head hurts.
Speaker 7: I'm going to try and turn around and leave immediately.
Speaker 1: I may live a fucking bartender or whatever. Yeah, there's
an age loud does a motherfucker in there?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: It's very loud. There's an aging teefling woman who immediately
walks over to you. Or she's wearing a single strip
of cloth across her breasts and lower region, and she's
also wearing this kind of veil across the lower half
of her face, revealing nothing but her like very piercing
green eyes. She walks over to you and says, Hello,
Welcome to Serenity.
Speaker 1: Like the top. Hello, Yes, do you have any chicken?
Speaker 2: She looks back and says, I'm sorry, I do not
understand the colloquialism for yes, most men are that come
here you want.
Speaker 1: What chicken small, wraw war chicken young?
Speaker 2: Is this what you're trying to say?
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Of course we can provide this.
Speaker 1: Yes, five of them.
Speaker 2: She clicks and says five O five okay, and she
clicks and she shouts back in infernal and and three
very young boys and two very young girls step out,
and she says, this is good for you. What scantily
clad children in front of you right now?
Speaker 11: What are they doing? What I said the chicken?
Speaker 2: It will be twenty gold pieces per child?
Speaker 1: Are they still with me? Or lashing Arden?
Speaker 2: Still?
Speaker 6: I'm outside my head really confused.
Speaker 4: I'm laughing.
Speaker 2: He's laughing at you.
Speaker 11: Hungry?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 2: Do you want actual food?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 11: I want actual fucking food.
Speaker 2: What were you thinking of food and the room or
just food?
Speaker 1: Food?
Speaker 14: Food?
Speaker 2: You don't want a room?
Speaker 21: No?
Speaker 1: Why would I want a room to eat?
Speaker 23: This is.
Speaker 4: Sir.
Speaker 2: I do not think you will know where you are.
You can hear Roger cackling outside.
Speaker 1: I'm walking outside. That was good. That was fucking good.
Speaker 2: She approaches. She instantly approaches Arden.
Speaker 1: While that's good.
Speaker 2: Russia is laughing for you, sir.
Speaker 14: The usual but later tomorrow maybe okay, yes, sir thank you.
It's good to see you as always.
Speaker 2: Yes, you two are have a wonderful evening. We have
a lovely we have a lovely new Gnomish lady in
oh what.
Speaker 14: Is her name?
Speaker 2: Her name is Trala. I'll be back, I'm sure you will.
And she turned around, yeah, scream and all the children
skitter off. Uh, you guys.
Speaker 4: Go back to learning your alphabet.
Speaker 2: You guys, correct what they were doing. Head back outside
for real food. Russia is laughing.
Speaker 1: What do you order?
Speaker 11: Five chickens and they got children?
Speaker 2: Have anything on the menu?
Speaker 21: What?
Speaker 11: What did you even bring you with chicken children?
Speaker 4: It was actually, damn it fuck.
Speaker 11: Down like that in Crimson City, Rogier.
Speaker 10: Is actually completely prone on the street.
Speaker 4: Now, Oh god, I don't know if i'd want to
be on the ground.
Speaker 11: I choose the establishment this time to the Pearl.
Speaker 3: I really need to watch more of the other D
and D episodes because I feel like ours is the
only one that's really not appropriate in any level of
any episode.
Speaker 11: No, you know what, the storm King's got pretty fucking lude.
Speaker 2: I think it might be me. I'm sorry everyone.
Speaker 3: I think on average, our group does. I can't see
the other campaigns being anything like dust Bill.
Speaker 2: It's definitely weird for me when I prepare.
Speaker 1: This' No, it is kind of the wild wild me
on Scream, my character had like a three foot long
dick and it was bent in the center.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that work.
Speaker 1: It happens.
Speaker 4: Man, Did you get an extra attack?
Speaker 2: No, it was a boomerang, you guys. I checked them
to the pearl. You guys head to the peole. Mc
bond is there and he serves you all a nice breakfast.
He's continually talking to you about how you're going to
be fighting a dragon and you can't wait get hit
in the head with the castle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you say it's a dragon every time, mcbond, it
hasn't been There hasn't been a dragon in the fighting.
What it's been like, it's been like eight months since
they've had a dragon. Well killed like they killed like
forty spectators.
Speaker 2: He's not nobody. I know they don't do dragons in
there anymore, but I thought they'd do good. I thought
was going to belched.
Speaker 16: So he's here, dragon bones, dragon bone versus dragon Oid's gone.
Speaker 2: He's one dragon board, he's not a team of dragon board.
Well you said that his old dragon bone, I said
it was just a team.
Speaker 1: You thought they were dragon boards.
Speaker 2: Who's the team?
Speaker 1: It's not you and the dwarf and gun slinger.
Speaker 2: What do you have?
Speaker 11: His name is Carlaas, he's not I don't think he
walked in after me.
Speaker 1: You threw a bottle at his face.
Speaker 2: He's going to fight. He's supposed to be watching, not there.
But but what did you hire him as the barkeep? No,
we need him to fight, we need him to shoot. No, no, no, no, no,
let's go and work and you have to get someone
else fight.
Speaker 21: No.
Speaker 2: I don't think you want him. Have you met him?
I don't think you want him as the barkeeper.
Speaker 16: I can't they pull a paint to save his life.
But I want to see this dragon ball and get
gobbled up.
Speaker 10: Oh well, let's just hope that I didn't choose today
to bring back another freaking dragon.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure he is not going to make it
that far when we all him. Actually, so someone make
it three ranges? Uh? Like two years ago, I don't
think you definitely, you definitely didn't se anyone make it
three rounds to you?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: Well no, never, well there was, there was, there's been
like four teams have made it past the second round.
And I've never seen nobody know the did you know
it's chickens? Chickens? No, actual actual chickens. She's cooked.
Speaker 1: He likes raw like it. Fuck, I like them with feathers.
It's fucking feathers.
Speaker 2: You burn yourself, is it? No?
Speaker 23: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He cooks it with his breath.
Speaker 1: He breathes shot fire. It's acid. It's acid.
Speaker 2: Oh he uses one of them ones. I s in one,
throw up before it stun. Look what it toast to
your hand? It's nasty?
Speaker 1: Did I fucking hurt you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, I have it stored for later?
Speaker 1: What do you mean stored for late?
Speaker 7: Can I just have some bread?
Speaker 2: Didn't I? I see you there? This is then when
you're okay, I'm not here table?
Speaker 1: What us creeping here the whole time?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 16: Anybody throw a ball at your head when you walk down,
don't they?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just throw ball. Give me a deck, say
dodge that ship? Yeah, it's amazing. He just he launches
a bottle at you.
Speaker 4: And just.
Speaker 2: This is a quick one, is there?
Speaker 4: Just like a pile of like broken glass on the wall.
Speaker 2: Doesn't this doesn't this get expensive? Breaking these all day
every day? Oh yeah, I know the porter.
Speaker 1: It's just a floor of legos pretty much where we
can get potions.
Speaker 2: Hey, alchemists, Right, that's fun.
Speaker 10: That's backed by your house, Roger, No southeast of here,
crazy twice.
Speaker 2: It's actually right across the street from the fighting pit.
Speaker 1: It's northwest, isn't it.
Speaker 4: No? It went from the fighting.
Speaker 2: He's just lunking to rare materials. There's a whole other place.
Speaker 16: How long you've been inten you still don't know your
were so I shined walk.
Speaker 4: Or were you are?
Speaker 2: You're talking?
Speaker 1: If you're to.
Speaker 2: The right place? Doesn't know it lives?
Speaker 22: I know who, the crack pot looney bin who lives
in the far northwest end of town. I don't want
to drink anything that he makes. I don't want I
know nothing, not ever, No, not since the sheep incidents.
Are we ever drinking any of his stuff?
Speaker 1: You have the money, We're gonna go see the alchemist
real quick.
Speaker 2: This is not even drinking that shape rare materials. That's wrong.
This is gonna be water drinking just the blood and
mix it in your mouth.
Speaker 10: Yes, I trust Herrick's I trust Herrick's bruise more.
Speaker 2: Than what's it?
Speaker 16: What is it he's a steined up blood. I suppose
in his own twisted a little way.
Speaker 4: We get up.
Speaker 12: Besides, I can get holy water at materials.
Speaker 2: He hands your roast chicken each as you step out,
putting money on the table.
Speaker 1: Do you want this one?
Speaker 2: Do your chicken?
Speaker 4: He said?
Speaker 2: He says to the kink Ku is made. You're chicken deer.
But I thought that might BINGI bread? You did?
Speaker 12: She cooked chicken or a rod chicken cooked?
Speaker 2: All roast chickens us is cooked twice? He hands your
a few slices of bread. Is I did not mean
one of your kin?
Speaker 7: I'm not a chicken. I'm a cank.
Speaker 12: I think that's what he means.
Speaker 2: They look baby in your hands.
Speaker 7: As we're strolling out, I asked Raja, he's just he's.
Speaker 12: Just screwing with you. He didn't actually serve a kenkup.
Speaker 7: Okay, Hey, Raja, who who's the best wizard in town?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Give me a history or an intelligence check?
Speaker 4: Have the kid? Probably?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure that you know that. There are some
fucking big dick wizards that stay at the wizards Keep,
but not too much is known about them. They're relatively secretive.
Speaker 4: The fact that they have a big dick. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 10: I don't know any of the wizards personally, but they
have a big tower on the south under town. I'm
sure you could find what why do you what do
you need a wizard for?
Speaker 2: My experience? That usually ends badly?
Speaker 7: Okay, I'll just go.
Speaker 11: I'll go.
Speaker 7: I'll go see about it.
Speaker 2: Go see about what.
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna see about a spell, see if they
had any You want to fly?
Speaker 12: You're still you're still trying to fly?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I definitely want to fly. Also fly.
Speaker 23: Huh?
Speaker 2: All right, right, carl Carlias. You awaken in a bed
with uh, nobody in the room with you. You're naked
as a day you were born. What a dick? And yeah,
Miami Blossom.
Speaker 4: Is not there?
Speaker 5: That my clothes? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You all your stuff is there. His stuff is still there.
He isn't bounced. He's just not in the room right now.
Speaker 4: Please wait, it's my own room.
Speaker 3: Oh, I get to keep the key, right, you still
got your key? Is there any paper or parchment or
anything that I can leave it not on?
Speaker 23: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely income paper.
Speaker 3: I'll write them a note saying, ah, last night was
absolutely wonderful, but I am required to take participation in
in a fight hit. I really don't want to, so
I'll try and lose my way out, but I will
probably see you again soon.
Speaker 14: I what would be the best way to keep in
contact with someone?
Speaker 2: Mobile phone? Like like Raja does.
Speaker 1: What's a mobile phone bird?
Speaker 2: One of the east Messenger birds are relatively common pretty
much unless you have some of the access to insane
high level message. Message is where my brain was going.
The telepathic bond would be better.
Speaker 3: I don't know how that's so, yeah, probably with the bird,
I'll write on it. I will try and find a
way to get like an eagle or something to the
older send messages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like most decent establishments have their own little roost
of birds that you could message.
Speaker 5: Like that though like my own badass eagle that of.
Speaker 2: Course you don't have one, so but yeah, yeah, sender
Raven exactly. Okay, So you put on your clothes and
leave with the note because the note written in Wolfish
by the way, considering the way that you described the note,
no comment. Okay, so it doesn't have an accent of
I just put.
Speaker 5: The voice understood, like you know when in like films
and stuff, you can hear like the yeah, that was
the idea that I got from that.
Speaker 2: Uh and you leave? Yeah, where are you going?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go make my way downtown.
Speaker 4: Actually gonna go.
Speaker 5: The weapons.
Speaker 2: Okay, who's going to the alchemist and who's going to
raw materials?
Speaker 1: I was taking lash there to the alchemist.
Speaker 2: If you two again on alchemists? Didn't do you have
any any money?
Speaker 14: I have a let's see, sixty gold How.
Speaker 2: Much is the going right for holy waters? I'm not
asking you, I'm excuse me.
Speaker 4: You know, and everybody, now, no one wants to.
Speaker 10: If if I usually go to rare materials to buy
holy water, how much would I be paying for them?
Speaker 2: Twenty five gold pieces per flask? Okay, you can also
get them from the temples, same amount.
Speaker 4: Just steal it from the temples.
Speaker 10: Just run a bottle with the cups, go into the
temple with a flask and be like, don't mind me
need to botle some of this.
Speaker 12: Well that's enough for too. I guess see.
Speaker 10: The thing is, I was robbed last night, and I'm
kind of broke, but I'd like to live through the
fighting pit, so I need to get some holy waters.
Speaker 4: Are you talking to me? Yes?
Speaker 14: Oh, it's okay.
Speaker 12: It's either that or I need to follow lash because
she has all the money.
Speaker 14: Well, I mean I possibly know someone at the temples.
Speaker 5: Still, we could.
Speaker 12: Ask what's right? You're from here, aren't you?
Speaker 17: Yes?
Speaker 12: You don't see to please?
Speaker 14: Well? I yes, I don't do very well in most cities.
Speaker 5: Why is that?
Speaker 14: I can't make water? It's totally bad.
Speaker 12: It's just well, just don't tell people you're a cleric.
Speaker 14: Then I have not tried that before. Thank you, fair enough.
Speaker 12: That was probably dumb advice.
Speaker 10: Do you have any friends at the temple that could
maybe hook us up with some cheap or only one
of them?
Speaker 12: Because I'm kind of strapped for cash.
Speaker 14: What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You tell me do you have everything.
Speaker 14: Could possibly go wrong? But you don't matter.
Speaker 12: We're going to Do you have friends that this is true?
We're probably going to all die today.
Speaker 10: Do you have friends at the temple or is that
some place we should probably avoid when we're with you.
Speaker 4: I say we go back and see if he's dead.
Speaker 2: Sure, let's go to the temple. The North Temple is
run by Alban, who's a very old human, and the
South Temple is run by Kurstos, who's a young Elvin woman.
You probably if you're talking about the North Temple, then
Alban isn't dead. If you're talking about the South Temple,
then whoever you're talking about is dead, depending on which
one you're talking about.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to look back and see which temple I
was a part of, So I'm looking for Cairn, the
old priest.
Speaker 14: He's probably dead, I assume.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you have the Temple of Joy and the
Temple of Peace. Those are the two temples, though both
of them have all sorts of gods, so you would
you would still have your own god, and there would
be an area in each temple for you to pray
to that god. But though that's how they're known. One
is one is most predominantly a temple to Eldaf, and
one is most predominantly a temple to Lira, and an
inside there's all sorts of other shrines for all sorts
of other gods. They're pretty big buildings in town, right.
Speaker 14: I am looking through my notes.
Speaker 4: I don't remember what temple I was a part of.
Speaker 2: Let's assume some sort of war thing you were.
Speaker 4: Let's see, yeah, yeah, it was war domain wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Ironically, that'd be the Temple of Peace probably.
Speaker 2: Would be either. Honestly, it doesn't really matter because it's
just that h each one was founded by a particular
cleric a long time ago.
Speaker 4: That thing South. Let's go South Temple.
Speaker 2: War domain, there's tear, tempest, and talos. I don't know
is evil is evil? So I doubt it was Talos
is evil as well, So that was Bain. I'm guessing
it was tear, which is justice, or tempest which is war?
Just straight I think just tempest tempus. Yes, cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So.
Speaker 2: In the in the in the temple at the South,
the Southern Temple, the Temple of Joy, there is a
decent shrine to tempest. I'll give you a quick link
here on the zoom chat just to give you.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 2: You have probably got a few things tucked away that
have flaming swords on them.
Speaker 4: Flaming swords.
Speaker 3: I assume both My sword will be upright and flaming
after you live Shitty Sin River.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so you're like that dude from that one
show with the fiery sword. I was thinking the dwarf
last night, but yeah, you so you two, you two
a head into the temple Yaser. These two are head
into the alchemist and Carlias you're head into the weapon smith.
Let's go with alchemists children. So the two of you
head through town. Neither of you really knows your way
around to that well, but you were probably given directions
to the alchemist. It's pretty easy to find. It's the
furthest most building in the northwest of town. It's a
weird little building. It doesn't look like anywhere else in
town because it's like partially like a mud hut. It
looks like it's like a little bit being crafted out
of the land, and then there's like lots of wood
and sticks and things just sticking out of the ground.
At the back you'll see a very rare site of
a garden, a small little garden, a lot of different
spices grown in there, and then also an area where
there's just small little plants growing out of like a
churned piece of earth. The front entrance to this little
hole in the ground, it looks like a little hobbit hole,
but made out of sand and dirt. It sticks poking
out of it. It has a sign that just a
weird half broken sign that just sits above the door
at an angle that says alchemist, and the lowercase T
is backwards, and this is the alchemist think shop, this
is the place.
Speaker 7: Okay, well, should should we knock?
Speaker 1: Not sure?
Speaker 7: And I just kind of lean forward and open the
door and peek in.
Speaker 2: Sure. There's a strong smell of kind of like an
incense as you open it, and as you look in
and look around, it's it's very dark in here, but
not completely pitch black. There is some sort of fire
light coming from the very back of this little hovel.
It does go down into the ground a little ways,
like as you're looking in, the entire place is at
a strange kind of angle, and it just there's shelves
and there's tables, but everything on everything is at an angle.
It's seems insane to do alchemy in here because everything
is that with all the boqwards kind of pouring out.
The very back end of the room has a fire,
and sitting in front of that fire with two vials
in each clawed hand, is a little lizard folk. He
has a big piece of cloth around his eyes, can't
possibly see anything out of them. He also has like
a like a loincloth across his waist. Other than that,
he doesn't seem to give a shit that you're there.
He definitely doesn't respond to you. As you poke your
head in and say hello. He brings one vial over
and then allows one drop to pour into the flask.
Then there's a small and then a purplish smoke drifts up,
and then immediately the incense smell is gone and replaced
by the smell of cherries.
Speaker 7: Oh do you see that?
Speaker 1: That was impressive. He might be a good alchemist, I'm hoping.
Speaker 7: So what are we getting here?
Speaker 1: Healing? Probably for our wounds. We're going to need some
sustenance if we're going to make it through the fight.
Speaker 7: Sir, excuse me.
Speaker 2: He places one vial down, swills the one which made
the smite the strange smell, and then, without kind of
like looking over at you, says.
Speaker 13: Hm, yes, yes, you may enter this place. Close close
the top.
Speaker 2: Right as you close the door, he beckons you further
in the rug. Sit on the rug.
Speaker 7: I look at strings.
Speaker 4: Fuck you.
Speaker 2: Walk further in again at a strange angle down towards
this fireplace with this man lizard folk creature sat in
front of it, and then a rug in front of him.
There's just tables and books, and lots of flasks and
vials in boxes and on shelves and on tables all
around you, as you walk through, all different colors, some
of them glittering, some of them some of them dark liquid,
some of them light liquid. And as you take a
seat in front, he says, yes, I grab.
Speaker 7: My sapphire, and I don't even know. I don't even
know why. Yes, Yes, drink drink it.
Speaker 2: Oh you drink it.
Speaker 7: I drink it.
Speaker 2: Give me a constitution saving throw what you're you're like,
this is the strangest thing you've ever tasted. It tastes
like cherries. It's really cool, but it also has a
strange sort of caramel taste to it. It's also carbonated, and.
Speaker 6: He says, does it taste oh, fruity, it's kind of
bub bubby. Yes, oh there's a little bit of sugar burned.
Speaker 7: Tastes good.
Speaker 14: Okay. I call it cherry cherry color.
Speaker 7: Cherry color, cherry cool, cherry cool cooler.
Speaker 2: I like it. He takes the vial back from you
and says, I hope you are strong, or in one
hour your mouth will feel like on fire.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: In one hour from now, your mouth is gonna explode. Interesting,
it feels like it's on fire. I'm gonna actually explode, sir.
Speaker 1: As good as cherry cola is. We came for healing
dragon board. Yes, that's me.
Speaker 2: Distant cusin perhaps.
Speaker 1: Right, oh right, perhaps maybe somewhere down the bloodline. Maybe
maybe not.
Speaker 2: You have come to purchase from.
Speaker 7: For he You just need some healing potions because we're
gonna do the fighting pits. Also, do you know a
good wizard in town? Really good wizard?
Speaker 14: Yes? Of course?
Speaker 7: What's his name? For her name? Where can I find this?
Speaker 2: He says to you? Uh, arch madge.
Speaker 14: Agin arch madge?
Speaker 7: Okay where.
Speaker 2: He looks up, but kind of like passed you and says, far.
Speaker 1: Far where far where you can work another city? Are
you having a vision or.
Speaker 4: Fish? What do you think?
Speaker 14: I have a differner.
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 7: Is he in town?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 23: She far?
Speaker 2: Old wizards far, she's far one.
Speaker 1: Remain one where keep.
Speaker 7: In a keep where south? And a keep south? In
a keep south?
Speaker 14: Do you know what town.
Speaker 4: This town?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, keep south of this town?
Speaker 7: Do you know anyone else who might know how.
Speaker 14: To get there?
Speaker 1: That the wizards keep?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 1: Of course, go to wizards keep Okay, okay, that's easy
to spot.
Speaker 23: Right.
Speaker 1: Are we getting the healing potions from a wizard or
I'm confused.
Speaker 7: I think we're getting those here? You have those right?
Speaker 2: He points to a box behind where you're sat, lash
red red color. Okay, there's a bunch of different sized
flasks in here.
Speaker 7: Strings minor healing.
Speaker 1: I mean what we can afford. I guess we we
spend now and then we reimburse you, and I'm guessing
arden with whatever we spent once we win. The prize
is two hundred and fifty for the first one. Apparently
we can do that, no problem. So right there, you've
made your money back.
Speaker 2: This guy sells big boy healing potions. He sells all
of them. Potion of healing, potion of great healing, Superior healing,
and supreme healing.
Speaker 1: How much for each of them?
Speaker 2: Fifty one hundred, five hundred five, pointing at each of
the vials as they change and get larger.
Speaker 1: Would you like to work out a trade? Trade? Perhaps?
Speaker 2: Kind of sniffs the air, his tongue licks out, No,
you have nothing right.
Speaker 1: Should we get three portions of healing? Then for one
hundred and fifty.
Speaker 7: I have one hundred and forty one?
Speaker 1: Would you take one hundred and forty?
Speaker 2: You test might drink for me?
Speaker 1: I take one foot perfect?
Speaker 7: Okay? What do I do when my face turns on fire?
Speaker 14: You drink?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 14: If you can affoot milk.
Speaker 1: Right, then if that's okay with you, lash, then we'll
we'll get you the one forty after the pit and
who knows you could save it life.
Speaker 7: It's good bye me.
Speaker 1: Perfect, Thank you so much?
Speaker 4: What what?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 1: Suck out?
Speaker 5: Suck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me right down for you?
Speaker 4: What set?
Speaker 2: Little blind lizard?
Speaker 5: Folk?
Speaker 1: Sham hm, that's up the blind lizard gentleman, yep, perfect,
Thank you so much at suck. Perhaps you should swing
by the fight, Come see us fight.
Speaker 2: Rude, m.
Speaker 7: Okay, we'll just be going, yes and clink. Put the
pussians in the inside my cloak. Good day?
Speaker 6: Well he was he was a little Okay. Anyway, I'm
gonna head to the Wizard's tower.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to come with you?
Speaker 5: Come?
Speaker 1: Is it a secret? Are you what what the wizard for?
Speaker 7: I was just gonna see a thing.
Speaker 1: If you if you'd rather not say, that's fine. I
can stand outside if you'd like.
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, that'll work.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess we'll go down to the Wizards Keep.
Speaker 2: Carlias is walking up the street towards you as you
walk down the street. He can't see. That's why it
was rude.
Speaker 9: You didn't get it.
Speaker 7: He is blind.
Speaker 2: I even said it the blind Lizard shop, Carlias. You
see these two, these two see you plotting up the street.
Speaker 5: Well, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7: Where have you been? We were looking for you.
Speaker 1: How was your date?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 17: Yeah, you had it.
Speaker 7: Oh, I guess that went well.
Speaker 1: You stayed out of a night? Well how was she?
Speaker 14: Mm hmmm?
Speaker 4: Anyway, where is it that you guys don't?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Well you don't want to I understand and tell hey,
you want to come with us. We're going to the
keep south.
Speaker 5: Manchle hen to weapons man.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll come to the keep.
Speaker 5: After wors Russia and Arden.
Speaker 1: They're they're getting materials for whatever. We just got healing potions.
Speaker 4: For the fight.
Speaker 5: And not really planning fighting.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, I mean we have healing postions. Now we're fine.
Speaker 7: We're fine.
Speaker 1: I can heal you, Auduen can heal. We have healing potions.
We should be fine.
Speaker 5: I don't care if you can heal me. Two hundred
times over.
Speaker 1: I mean I can go in there, but you were
you're part of but you have to.
Speaker 17: I did not sign a contract saying I had to
spare my life in an arena because you guys wont loot.
Speaker 4: No matter how fancy that gun is, I'm not in.
Speaker 1: It as a gun car list you saw the gun.
Speaker 2: Hey, look I got servis.
Speaker 4: I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Listen, Okay, Well, if you come and we fight, well
we'll fight one round and we'll just get two hundred
and fifty gold to pay backlash and it to be fine.
Speaker 2: Be worth it.
Speaker 7: We will hone our skills.
Speaker 4: Just one fight, own our skills or die.
Speaker 1: We won't die.
Speaker 4: Rather take a bounty.
Speaker 7: Well, there aren't any bounty.
Speaker 1: If you come to this, I will take you or
accompany you on the biggest fucking bounty that you've ever seen,
whichever one we find it. I don't care if we
have to kill a god. I will accompany you.
Speaker 5: I will owe you. I'll make an insight check on that.
Speaker 2: Sure, are you lying? I'm not deceiving.
Speaker 1: No, I'm being serious.
Speaker 5: So like if he will like to check, if he
will go tooth and nail to the very end.
Speaker 2: Sure seven, I mean, I feel like, even though he's
telling the truth, you still don't really know what the
Fuck'm not sure I can't tell his sincerity. He spends
a lot of time lying to Lash.
Speaker 10: He spends a lot of time wiping out her village
and then making out with her.
Speaker 18: In my.
Speaker 1: No, I've I've plug it, I made up with a
chair man.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just one fight and then we'll leave it to you.
If you want to call it off, then you can
call it off. But whatever signals against.
Speaker 5: The rolls like, you have to go in and beat
that round.
Speaker 4: There's no quinn No.
Speaker 1: He said we could. We could stay out if we'd like.
He told us we could in between around, if we wanted.
Speaker 4: To between around. Yeah, everything goes topsy every journed around.
Speaker 1: I mean, what if everything goes topsy turvy whenever? That's
not a I mean, it's the first.
Speaker 3: Fight, fighting for people's entertainment, rather be necked deep in
some fighting something else. I've already faced a titan. Why
not face a guy.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're tea with a titan, right, you were tea
with him? It's quite.
Speaker 14: Wait what t what.
Speaker 1: Arden told me? You were a tea party when you
were all fighting on the plane. Arden was telling me
that you would tea with a god plane on the train,
the whole plane. It's a plain of existence where the
gods and we've met a god. So fuck it.
Speaker 14: I think.
Speaker 1: You owe me.
Speaker 4: All of you guys owe me, We owe you? Yes?
Speaker 2: Can you seven kekes of whale, eight each each?
Speaker 4: I only get drunk enough to forget that of damn Brina?
Speaker 7: All right, will you just come to the tower with us.
Speaker 4: I need to go to the weaponsmith first, but I'll catch.
Speaker 1: Up and meet us at the tower.
Speaker 5: Carlias really doesn't want to die, anyone does.
Speaker 4: I like that's reaction. He doesn't really want to die.
Speaker 2: That's why we about healing potions. Carlias, you head over
to the weapon smith. The forms of Arden and Rajah
step up to the temple and lash and strings. Push
on down to the Wizard's keep. Raja and Arden. As
you step in to the South Temple, it's a this
is a this is another old structure here actually has
some stone elements to it. It also has a back
portion that sits over the the actual gorge in the
center of town, so you can go and look all
the way down into the gorge from one of the
towers back. It's like it looks a little like a
very small castle in its forms and structure. Architecturally, it's
kind of Gothic. It's got very like Christian vibes to
it from medieval Christian church looking vibes, and a big, wide, open,
double wide wooden doors with some steps that lead up
into the actual temple. There are depictions of Lira, the
Goddess of Joy, on either side of the door, but
as you step in you see that there's lots of
shrines that run all the way down the sides of
the main hall or main sort of entrance way, and
then it splits off into various alcoves that priests and
the acolytes use themselves. Standing at the center, there's a
well which people go and sit by and relax by.
It's not really a well to a god. It's not
used by anything other than kind of people sit on
it like a bench and sat bang smack in the middle,
looking out of the door, with big wide eyes and
a sort of wide open kind of jaw. Is somebody
that probably I would imagine only Harden recognizes Arden. You
see a small dwarven Gnomish form dressed in really nice clothing.
This little gnomish woman, beautiful ringlets, hair, wonderful expensive dress.
This is Serena Tandry also known as Serena Tandry Barathan,
and she's just staring at you wide eyed as you
step in. You are not disguised, wide eyed mouth open
a gate as you step in. And that's where we're
going to end today's session.
Speaker 1: Oh, just as we like finally get to Arden's backstory,
we in the session.
Speaker 5: Damn it.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that was a good session today. Man, even
a week too. So I love how Like all all
day on my stream, I was like, guys, we're gonna
We're gonna tpk it. We're gonna go to the fucking
fighting pits.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be.
Speaker 2: Do you know why you thought that was gonna happen? Oh?
Speaker 1: I mean because it was. I just thought it was
gonna be.
Speaker 4: It's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Next week we go we get potions, et cetera, et cetera.
But then I forgot about the dates. I forgot about show,
so I forgot about all the other stuff.
Speaker 12: So I thought we were going to do it today too.
Speaker 10: I just didn't expect stuff like the tavern scene and
whatnot to go on for like forty minutes.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean, I mean it was worth it because
it was hilariously. I just wasn't.
Speaker 10: I wasn't factoring that time in the town Sessions made
out a chair. At least she didn't make out with
a bird after murdering her whole clan.
Speaker 1: You know, I've always thought too, like what would the
fucking how stupid would it be if like Strings was
like infatuated with with Lash eventually, like if that ever
happened stupid or like like how how like monstrous like
that kind of morbid? Yeah, yeah, like super morbid waiting
for it. I don't know, Like I don't know if
he's attracted to her.
Speaker 2: Ivn't fucking It's one of those relationships that would make
sense in its own twisted, weird little way.
Speaker 1: It's like a TWI how like a Twilight bond.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's one of those weird tragedy Twilight bonds.
Speaker 10: I was kind of I was honestly kind of curious
how I'm supposed to handle the RP of figuring out
that he's the one that did it.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was I supposed to be mad
at him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then and then the opportunity just fell in
your lap to find it out finally, and I thought
he was just gonna toll you. Yeah, I was like,
I'm dead here or something.
Speaker 2: You would have been You would have probably been dead
as well, because you would have definitely been too drunk,
so you'd had poison states basically, oh yeah, yeah, disadvantage
on all ship and it would have just been a
fucking would.
Speaker 1: Have been hilarious if I still somehow managed to kill her,
just drunkenly, random random crit I mean, I could have
cast bane on him, which would make him also have
disadvantage on everything, so I can.
Speaker 2: Cancel that out three times. Anything anything with verbal components.
You would have had to make a check force to
not slur your words.
Speaker 1: By Albert the Halberd?
Speaker 6: Is it.
Speaker 2: H casting? What is it casting? Zephyr strike?
Speaker 10: He gives me advantage on an attack that turn, but
I only have free spell slots to so if he
gives me disadvantage, there's at least three turns where I
could at least make a normal hit out of it.
Speaker 1: One day when no one's here or somebody is like missing,
We're just gonna have to do a battle royale, we
have to finally figure it out. Like another like, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Want to do like a fucking charity table story battle
royale where we just get everyone's characters in a level
and we just fucking fight them out. You know, we
just let level out everyone, grab everyone in for fights,
and then ditch them out of the corner for the
fucking and just have a battle.
Speaker 1: Royale like everybody that's ever played.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone get everyone in.
Speaker 8: I'd have a ton of characteristic play. Yeah right, I
mean like even I would be in there and we
just get everyone there. It's actually just tag tag everything
in just for some bullshit at some point one day.
It would be really fun to run and weird.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just the five of us spot
the hilarity because like everyone be like oh like Strings
or Carlias or Rajah, but like it either be Arden
or fucking Lash. That would kill everybody.
Speaker 2: I feel like the way, yeah, the way the problem
is the way you'd have to do it is like
you'd have all of Dust Veil fight and then the
victor from that goes on and fights all of whoever wins, Stormkings, Thunder, Yeah,
and they don't fight whoever wins all of Ilios, and
then they go and fight whoever our descendants.
Speaker 4: I want to I want to see someone fight Neon
scream and just be like what the fu?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I will massively underestimate the damage output that Arden
can do.
Speaker 2: Yeah oh yeah, because it's a cleric, p VP changes everything.
Speaker 10: It's just it's just a cleric, right, credit then you
get Radiant beamed for like twenty you.
Speaker 2: Got, You've got, You've got the RNG Bullship.
Speaker 1: He goes into characters in the final though, like well,
I mean, wait, wait, hold, wouldn't I win the storm
Kings thunder Thing because I'm a god?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: You guys, wh would I fight with Gideon or will?
Speaker 2: This is like weird final Fantasy, the City of the
Weird Rules, where it's just like everyone is equaled out
in Justice one. Yeah, man is equal to Batman now
because of weird reasons. Always Gideon the Kellam Vaugh. Gideon
would be holding the competition and he would just he
would just spit out a version of himself and throw
it in. I don't know, Okay, we'll do it one day,
we'll do Undertaking.
Speaker 1: Jesse would have to play Lager and then he'd had
to play Yeah, and and.
Speaker 10: Like the this is but he's not nearly as he's
not as optimized you would a plus.
Speaker 1: One war hammer man you were, Yeah, like I give
you a plus.
Speaker 4: One war hammer.
Speaker 2: You have to like relative them out at some I
don't know how we do. It's a it's an annoying
undertaking of of balancing it for the competition, and then
an annoying undertaking of just getting everyone around. Yeah, the
actual scheduling of it will pro and then me and
Jay won't actually get to it because by the time
we go to start stream, we would have both had
an aneurysm.
Speaker 14: Se.
Speaker 2: Like what is advice? I don't know any my brain anyway,
Thanks for watching, everybody. This has been a very interesting
episode of Dust. These city episodes are so weird to
so fun to prepare for. But I think they're really
fun because they're just so RP intentive that it's just
it's just pure character building, it's pure fleshing.
Speaker 1: Is dming a city horrd?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 5: Is it horrid?
Speaker 2: Tell me?
Speaker 1: Tell me all about it.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's the It's the easiest thing you
can do is DM is just run a city?
Speaker 4: Couch.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just got to.
Speaker 2: I don't I think that. I think they're just I
don't know. It's different, isn't it. The Five Chickens is
officially my favorite scene from any r P show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We we one day, we'll go into
the differences of d ming things. I think Jay at
some point will do the will finally do the podcast.
Speaker 1: Only we had a podcast.
Speaker 2: I know we need to do one. But one day,
one day, one day, one day, when I'm not dying
from lack of time, Let's do a quick round of
shout out and then we'll let you all leave. You
don't get to leave yet, Okay, go and follow all
these wonderful people. I start with me. I'm bradware. How
you doing, guys? You can follow this channel if you
want to see some of the greatest publy playing of
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and just some of the greatest anime cosplay of all time.
I look fucking great as Mackie from Love Live Tuesday.
Gray You ever dressed up?
Speaker 7: No, No, I really don't. I'm inexperienced in the ways
of cosplay.
Speaker 2: Time to cosplay on your stream.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 6: But if you guys do want to find me, you
can find me Forward, slash, Tuesday Gray in all the
internet places.
Speaker 7: I do sometimes wear pigtails. They're a fan favorite.
Speaker 2: Fair I ever dressed up in cosplay, No, not one
time as his own character right now.
Speaker 10: No, I a dressed up as a Daisy character at
a PAX convention once. I got like the matching backpack
and fire X and all that fun stuff. But you
can't even tell that that's cosplay because it just looks
like it's carrying a ton of crap around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Differences convention goer.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you guys can find me at Twitter, TV, Slash Farelight, Underscore,
ex Caliber, where I have lately been playing Absolver and
lots of Legua Legends. Or you can find me here
playing dead characters because there's no way I'm gonna last
more than two or three more episodes.
Speaker 2: That's interesting, how many things are coming after you. Yeah,
you're lucky you have friends in high places though, you
know well, I was.
Speaker 10: Going to kill Kassolick was the because like, even if
we couldn't find him today, my next plan was have
Arden used this guy's self to look like the child.
I escort the child over to the safe house, and
when I got to hand him over, I murdered the
other four. Use this disguised kid turn into the guy
that we just murdered, and then with everyone undercover, we
go freaking kill Chessel.
Speaker 2: Like I.
Speaker 10: Was brewing this plan in my head, I was like,
I'm so down. But then, like when ChEls was friends.
Speaker 2: With him, I was like, Okay, well we would have
been a really really good idea in terms like it's
a good plan, but a bad plan just just for
some natup. Kaslec is connected as fuck everyone everyone you're
in mobtown, Like, I know you guys are just like,
let's go get chicken. But everyone, like every teethling in
this town is basically like you know, like in the Sopranos,
every Italian person is part of the mafia.
Speaker 4: Just immediately, that's.
Speaker 2: Teethlings in sin River. That all mafia basically, so like
the higher up ones. Yet you probably would have all
died if you'd actually got many been able to go
through with that. Kaslec never leaves.
Speaker 10: By the way, Yeah, I was figuring out by the
end of the episode that maybe he actually lives at
the casino.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he ever leaves, that's his everything. So yeah, he's
he has his quarters are there. So I know that's
like mad and you don't know that, but you know,
just for the sake of you not happen to waste
any more time, why not? How can people find you?
Speaker 4: Hello one to nine pm PD T money through Saturday. Hi.
I use his name for everything. So if you're looking
for something of me, it has this name porn. Oh,
I'm pretty sure there's none of that. No one wants
to see that.
Speaker 3: I Google told me to stop posting it there. They
will not take it down anymore. They'll just ban me.
They're banning me from the Internet.
Speaker 10: They're banning you from Google specifically.
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to just use beings, So honestly,
I'll let Google.
Speaker 10: Remember all those terrible, terrible ad placements in TV shows
where they're like bing it and they're playing yeah, like,
oh god, when has anyone ever used the phrase bing.
Speaker 4: It when they're trying to download Google paid?
Speaker 10: Yeah, they're getting paid outside of being paid or like
Google having a program?
Speaker 1: Did that one day that Google went down?
Speaker 2: That one day that Google went down back.
Speaker 4: In eighteen twenty two.
Speaker 10: Google Crash of the twenty fifth century.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I might be playing something later today that is
not out yet, so we'll see. I need to reach
on my computer and see if it even works Absolver. No,
although I do want to play it, is it good?
Speaker 4: Worth it.
Speaker 2: Complicated topic?
Speaker 4: It looks like a complicated game.
Speaker 12: Honestly, I would give you a mixed answer on that one.
Speaker 10: Of course, I'm probably just pissed at it because it
crashed on me twenty five times during my nine hour playthrough.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, thanks. That that's annoint.
Speaker 2: Mister Connor Kronas.
Speaker 5: When I'm not playing is a gunslinging dwarf, I'm I'm.
Speaker 4: There's that.
Speaker 3: I'm either on my Channel Variety caster playing games on
the hardest difficulty. Although the last dream we played Dream
Daddy and I was voicing every single Dad character.
Speaker 1: He was experienced literally on the hardest difficulty.
Speaker 5: The daddiest of difficulties.
Speaker 2: Ah Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: But no, next Monday we'll be continuing our rot Origins
Second Great with Black Flag, so I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 5: But you can find me actually on Sundays over Channel
playing his g.
Speaker 1: Was that Patrick Warburton, Yeah, you know maybe I would
like to rage.
Speaker 5: When he's raging, he goes, really, I would love.
Speaker 1: Owen Wilson as as a fucking angry barbarian. Hi, we
run other table story campaigns. Come watch on my channel
on Fridays seven pm Eastern and then Sundays. I'm dming
this idiot and the other the other idiot through uh
through a city.
Speaker 4: I thought that was your Owen Wilson impression.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is horrible.
Speaker 1: You guys are both because are both idiots.
Speaker 2: In the game to be fair, So hey, you know, three,
I'll fight you.
Speaker 1: Take you a second, and fucking remember Gooch. Yeah, Brad
plays a goblin and I'm playing the.
Speaker 2: Most ch character I've ever played. No, you really struggle
with it morally in real life, you know when you like,
I've been a dick for four hours and everyone hates
me and I need to not feel this way anymore.
But this is my character now.
Speaker 1: So yeah, for you three that missed it, Brad pissed
on Connor's character from above in this ceiling, so I
out the way of that. Yeah, but I mean he's
still pissed like on Yeah, And it was like, you know,
like Hulk versus low key around yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I jumped off of him and landed on the roof
and carried on pissing on him from above. We had
we had like I think four or five pvps. They
just kept the first episode.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm dming over on Sundays for table Story
Ilios and then wax Stephen dms me and a couple
of other people through a cyberpunk campaign on Fridays, so
make sure to uh check.
Speaker 2: The name to hear about that. Unfortunately, Whack Stephen is
still dming.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I just I noticed I noticed a question passing by
in your chat that I just wanted to.
Speaker 12: Answer real quick.
Speaker 10: It says, did you have like a huge list of
all the books in Raja's house? And yes the answer,
oh yeah, yeah I have. I have like thirty book
titles just in case people, just in case. Someone was like, okay,
I pull out the next book. I pull out the
next book, I pull up the next book. I was like,
I'm ready, he's prepared.
Speaker 2: I knew. I knew, Like whoever asked it, I think
he might have even been Noodle or someone asked Noodle
or something. I responded in the chat and just said yes,
he does like the question. He does that he's definitely
prepared one hundred pc. I don't need to prepare for
all of his books. I have prepared for the one
book that's out there that's going to fall into Strings's
lamb at some point. It's definitely out there. I'm sure
I reckon it might show up next week, honestly, depending
on depending on how Adventure into the Wizards.
Speaker 10: That's not the same book from Raja's backstory, is it.
Speaker 1: No, No, there is a cursed book that has followed
all of my characters. Now that when I roll a
nine once a day, I pissed myself.
Speaker 2: It's more like it's it's more like how many times
Jay wants to give me his goblin. He has this
thing going on where he adds a goblin into an
encounter that I'm going to have to face as Gooch
on Sunday, depending on how much for Dick I am
to him in real life, which I'm like, okay, I
can counter that with the book, the Old Book. I
have to dig up the Old Book from Stalkings Thunder.
Speaker 4: That's fine.
Speaker 10: Part of Rajer's backstory, he basically found the Necronomicon, but
then lost it.
Speaker 2: It's like, Oh, I wonder if it's turning back up.
It's definitely it's it's a cursonomicon. It's a cursormic on
a D twenty from Brad to J.
Speaker 1: Isn't there like a really good one that gives me
a stat upgrade or something?
Speaker 2: Some of them are good. Yeah, there's a couple of
them that are amazing. But you just you rolled continual
sevens or whatever.
Speaker 4: Last time.
Speaker 1: It was nice, nice every.
Speaker 2: Nine for piss self. Anyway, that's the end of the stream. Everybody,
Thank you very much for hanging out. I really enjoyed
this episode. Love in this campaign. You guys are great players.
You guys are great watchingppreciate you all for hanging out.
We'll see you next week, same time, which is for
people who I am sure are not still watching on
the VODs, but it is at eight pm UK Wednesdays
or three EEST or her noon if you are from
the other part of America that's too far away from
me to care about. Thanks for watching. We'll see you
all in the future. Goodbye, bye bye.
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Speaker 1: I know.