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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots right. Obviously a lot of stuff

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<v Speaker 2>going on in Central Florida this weekend, including the Central

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<v Speaker 2>Florida Fair kicking off at the Fairgrounds on West Colonial,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of which wjr R tied into that with the

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<v Speaker 2>Battle of the Bands. Taco you'll be hosting round one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we always have music out there at the fair. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, jar R.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is big with Battle of the Bands because

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<v Speaker 3>whoever wins the Battle of the Bands gets to opening

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<v Speaker 3>night at Rockville and good stuff. Plus I get some

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<v Speaker 3>recording stuff they win that as well and jo time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah sweet JRR.

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<v Speaker 3>Listeners can save a little extra cash, you just uh,

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<v Speaker 3>if you're going to battle the bands, just tell them

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<v Speaker 3>that you're going to Battle the bands at the little

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<v Speaker 3>box office and save you a couple bucks. So and

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy the fair while there. Exactly saved a couple bucks

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<v Speaker 3>by doing Battle of the Bands and enjoy fair.

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<v Speaker 2>You can get some fried food tonight. What are you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get?

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<v Speaker 3>The bear crab in the woods come on what you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna get on corn do probably corn dogs that go

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<v Speaker 3>to all right, can't go wrong with the corn dog,

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<v Speaker 3>corn dog cold bet. I'm not, you know me, with

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<v Speaker 3>the fear of heights. I ain't getting on the worldly winds.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll keep you off the whirli winds. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's fair to say that Jeff Bezos, Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>head hon Show is head over heels in love with

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<v Speaker 2>his fiance Laurence Sanchez. I'll tell you're gonna say with himself, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>how could you not love yourself accomplishing what you have there?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just being honest. Lauren Sanchez Is fiance has organized

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<v Speaker 2>uh an upcoming Blue Origin all female rocket launch. She's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be on board part of the crew. That's great.

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<v Speaker 3>She's gonna take Katie Perry and Gail King with her. Wait,

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<v Speaker 3>here's the second one, Gail King.

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<v Speaker 2>Jail King, that's Oprah's friend in the host of the

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<v Speaker 2>CBS Mornings. Yeah. Then a couple other people who are

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<v Speaker 2>actually I guess actually have something to do with space

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<v Speaker 2>travel themselves and are qualified technicians. An aerospace engineer. Oh wait, man,

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<v Speaker 2>there's an aerospace engineer. Then there's someone else who's a

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<v Speaker 2>civil rights activist and a filmmaker who are also going

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<v Speaker 2>all chicks on board the Blue Origin mushroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Cap Chicks and Space. Do you remember what was that

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<v Speaker 3>when we were growing up. This has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 3>with the Chicks in Space, but it just reminded me

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<v Speaker 3>of what skit was that it's gonna be taken wrong,

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<v Speaker 3>but it has nothing to do with the women. But

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<v Speaker 3>when I just did.

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<v Speaker 2>The Chicks in Space.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it was the Muppets Pigs in Space, remember they

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<v Speaker 3>had that? You don't remember that, never watched the Muppets.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh look, I just google there it is and it

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<v Speaker 3>was Miss Peggy and the Gang. And yeah, you never

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<v Speaker 3>watched the Muppets?

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<v Speaker 2>No what Johnny Quest?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I watch Johnny Quest too, But why would you

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<v Speaker 3>not watch the Muppets? He never watched Karate Kid? Man,

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<v Speaker 3>You're just too hard, you know, like your hard shelled.

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<v Speaker 3>I was able to wax off without Karate Kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever. So I guess they've got this plan for some

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<v Speaker 2>time in the spring. For them, this is just that

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<v Speaker 2>that edge of outer space thing where they go up

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<v Speaker 2>there for a few minutes and experience weight. Listen, it's

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<v Speaker 2>probably good that it's just a shorts journey. Why they

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<v Speaker 2>probably you know, oh calf fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, at some point, you know your hair house looks

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<v Speaker 3>I can see your gray roots in there's just sticking

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<v Speaker 3>up in the air like that. It has been stuck

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<v Speaker 3>in the other space program forever.

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<v Speaker 2>She's still up there and they're still up there. Which

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<v Speaker 2>in Sunni.

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<v Speaker 3>What else we go? Oh, let's go to she'd interview

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<v Speaker 3>Sonny when she gets back. I mean, not that she's

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<v Speaker 3>come on the show after some of the things that

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<v Speaker 3>I've joked about, but just to find out I mean

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<v Speaker 3>the whole did you bring enough clothes? Did you want

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<v Speaker 3>to get your hair done? And that's not knocking her.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying I saw the roots. I ain't talking

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<v Speaker 3>about the vand on Letterman, No comment, no comment, But

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<v Speaker 3>that would be cool to have her on hum too.

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<v Speaker 3>We go to Tanzania. This is pretty impressive here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a running thing, isn't it. No, no, no, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>this guy is named Mizi and Nursto Manucci Kapinga. He

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<v Speaker 2>is currently married to sixteen women. With those sixteen women,

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<v Speaker 2>he has one hundred and four kids. Those one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and four kids have spawned one hundred and forty four grandchildren.

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<v Speaker 3>He covered like, like, does he have to cover their financials?

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<v Speaker 2>That many kids? He says that each of the wives

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<v Speaker 2>has their own home. That's nice, Oh he's loaded. Beyond

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<v Speaker 2>there are people in the village that he runs there

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<v Speaker 2>that are charged with helping out with various chores and

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<v Speaker 2>helping ten to the children that are running around everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Should note also that at one point he had twenty

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<v Speaker 2>wives but opted to leave. But some opted to leave,

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<v Speaker 2>others have passed away, and oh this is here's I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't see this one coming. Seven of his current wives

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<v Speaker 2>are sisters. Really yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 3>What has this guy pull this off? I have why

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<v Speaker 3>that spells to me? I'm sorry, it spells headache. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>this is I mean, many wives to deal with that

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<v Speaker 3>many kids.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, let's not even get into trying to keep

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<v Speaker 2>the name straight and the birthdays and anniversaries.

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<v Speaker 3>And name tags every single on him. It's like a

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<v Speaker 3>high school reunion. Slap my name tag on chin over here.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine he's a Google calendar? It's something on

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<v Speaker 3>every day. Yeah, three events today. If he's got to

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<v Speaker 3>run him out to you know, travel sports and kids

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<v Speaker 3>sports like normal parents do screwed.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck, dude. Yeah, that's uh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>What do they say raising a kid to eighteen is now?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it like three hundred thousand some insane amount of money? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's Tanzania, though I'm not quite sure you know what

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<v Speaker 3>the cost a living there is. Like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like he's got a grasp on. It's going on

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<v Speaker 2>there having him in their own homes, that's it. That's

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<v Speaker 2>probably a solid move. Then finally there's this more on

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<v Speaker 2>our Facebook page. We had a soccer match in uh Germany.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody just texted in Damn, I was gonna call Lynch

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<v Speaker 3>a loser until he said, Johnny.

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<v Speaker 2>Quest, I know what, I know what's up? Man, I

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<v Speaker 2>know what's up. Sherman soccer match had to be called

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<v Speaker 2>out off after a referee was bitten in the nuts

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<v Speaker 2>by the child of one of the players. That happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Kid ran out before the match start and bit the

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<v Speaker 2>bit the ref right in the nuts. I mean to

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<v Speaker 2>the point where the ref had to be taken on

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<v Speaker 2>the hospital with this kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, he's just taught from dad not to like refs

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<v Speaker 3>could be. He saw those stripes and just he lost it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe red carded his dad you know the father of

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<v Speaker 2>the player in a previous match. I don't know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this isact guys, paybacks. Imagine this guy when he shows up?

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<v Speaker 2>Then what happened? Do you want to believe it? If

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<v Speaker 2>I told you match is canceled? I was ready to riot.

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<v Speaker 2>But you get did you hit? Get? Hit square in

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<v Speaker 2>the groin with somebody drill one right into the ear?

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<v Speaker 3>No, kid, he's right at nut level too. Sometimes you

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<v Speaker 3>feel like a nut.

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<v Speaker 2>Well he did? I wish that Sometimes he don't. I

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<v Speaker 2>got nuts. I'm gonna go on demand download the iHeartRadio app.