Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots right. Obviously a lot of stuff
Speaker 2: going on in Central Florida this weekend, including the Central
Speaker 2: Florida Fair kicking off at the Fairgrounds on West Colonial,
Speaker 2: speaking of which wjr R tied into that with the
Speaker 2: Battle of the Bands. Taco you'll be hosting round one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we always have music out there at the fair. Well,
Speaker 2: you know, jar R.
Speaker 3: But this is big with Battle of the Bands because
Speaker 3: whoever wins the Battle of the Bands gets to opening
Speaker 3: night at Rockville and good stuff. Plus I get some
Speaker 3: recording stuff they win that as well and jo time.
Speaker 2: Yeah sweet JRR.
Speaker 3: Listeners can save a little extra cash, you just uh,
Speaker 3: if you're going to battle the bands, just tell them
Speaker 3: that you're going to Battle the bands at the little
Speaker 3: box office and save you a couple bucks. So and
Speaker 3: enjoy the fair while there. Exactly saved a couple bucks
Speaker 3: by doing Battle of the Bands and enjoy fair.
Speaker 2: You can get some fried food tonight. What are you
Speaker 2: gonna get?
Speaker 3: The bear crab in the woods come on what you're
Speaker 3: gonna get on corn do probably corn dogs that go
Speaker 3: to all right, can't go wrong with the corn dog,
Speaker 3: corn dog cold bet. I'm not, you know me, with
Speaker 3: the fear of heights. I ain't getting on the worldly winds.
Speaker 3: We'll keep you off the whirli winds. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: all right, okay.
Speaker 2: I think it's fair to say that Jeff Bezos, Amazon
Speaker 2: head hon Show is head over heels in love with
Speaker 2: his fiance Laurence Sanchez. I'll tell you're gonna say with himself, Well,
Speaker 2: how could you not love yourself accomplishing what you have there?
Speaker 2: I'm just being honest. Lauren Sanchez Is fiance has organized
Speaker 2: uh an upcoming Blue Origin all female rocket launch. She's
Speaker 2: going to be on board part of the crew. That's great.
Speaker 3: She's gonna take Katie Perry and Gail King with her. Wait,
Speaker 3: here's the second one, Gail King.
Speaker 2: Jail King, that's Oprah's friend in the host of the
Speaker 2: CBS Mornings. Yeah. Then a couple other people who are
Speaker 2: actually I guess actually have something to do with space
Speaker 2: travel themselves and are qualified technicians. An aerospace engineer. Oh wait, man,
Speaker 2: there's an aerospace engineer. Then there's someone else who's a
Speaker 2: civil rights activist and a filmmaker who are also going
Speaker 2: all chicks on board the Blue Origin mushroom.
Speaker 3: Cap Chicks and Space. Do you remember what was that
Speaker 3: when we were growing up. This has nothing to do
Speaker 3: with the Chicks in Space, but it just reminded me
Speaker 3: of what skit was that it's gonna be taken wrong,
Speaker 3: but it has nothing to do with the women. But
Speaker 3: when I just did.
Speaker 2: The Chicks in Space.
Speaker 3: Oh it was the Muppets Pigs in Space, remember they
Speaker 3: had that? You don't remember that, never watched the Muppets.
Speaker 3: Oh look, I just google there it is and it
Speaker 3: was Miss Peggy and the Gang. And yeah, you never
Speaker 3: watched the Muppets?
Speaker 2: No what Johnny Quest?
Speaker 3: Yeah I watch Johnny Quest too, But why would you
Speaker 3: not watch the Muppets? He never watched Karate Kid? Man,
Speaker 3: You're just too hard, you know, like your hard shelled.
Speaker 3: I was able to wax off without Karate Kid.
Speaker 2: Whatever. So I guess they've got this plan for some
Speaker 2: time in the spring. For them, this is just that
Speaker 2: that edge of outer space thing where they go up
Speaker 2: there for a few minutes and experience weight. Listen, it's
Speaker 2: probably good that it's just a shorts journey. Why they
Speaker 2: probably you know, oh calf fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at some point, you know your hair house looks
Speaker 3: I can see your gray roots in there's just sticking
Speaker 3: up in the air like that. It has been stuck
Speaker 3: in the other space program forever.
Speaker 2: She's still up there and they're still up there. Which
Speaker 2: in Sunni.
Speaker 3: What else we go? Oh, let's go to she'd interview
Speaker 3: Sonny when she gets back. I mean, not that she's
Speaker 3: come on the show after some of the things that
Speaker 3: I've joked about, but just to find out I mean
Speaker 3: the whole did you bring enough clothes? Did you want
Speaker 3: to get your hair done? And that's not knocking her.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I saw the roots. I ain't talking
Speaker 3: about the vand on Letterman, No comment, no comment, But
Speaker 3: that would be cool to have her on hum too.
Speaker 3: We go to Tanzania. This is pretty impressive here.
Speaker 2: It's a running thing, isn't it. No, no, no, Well,
Speaker 2: this guy is named Mizi and Nursto Manucci Kapinga. He
Speaker 2: is currently married to sixteen women. With those sixteen women,
Speaker 2: he has one hundred and four kids. Those one hundred
Speaker 2: and four kids have spawned one hundred and forty four grandchildren.
Speaker 3: He covered like, like, does he have to cover their financials?
Speaker 2: That many kids? He says that each of the wives
Speaker 2: has their own home. That's nice, Oh he's loaded. Beyond
Speaker 2: there are people in the village that he runs there
Speaker 2: that are charged with helping out with various chores and
Speaker 2: helping ten to the children that are running around everywhere.
Speaker 2: Should note also that at one point he had twenty
Speaker 2: wives but opted to leave. But some opted to leave,
Speaker 2: others have passed away, and oh this is here's I
Speaker 2: didn't see this one coming. Seven of his current wives
Speaker 2: are sisters. Really yeah, so.
Speaker 3: What has this guy pull this off? I have why
Speaker 3: that spells to me? I'm sorry, it spells headache. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is I mean, many wives to deal with that
Speaker 3: many kids.
Speaker 2: You know, let's not even get into trying to keep
Speaker 2: the name straight and the birthdays and anniversaries.
Speaker 3: And name tags every single on him. It's like a
Speaker 3: high school reunion. Slap my name tag on chin over here.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine he's a Google calendar? It's something on
Speaker 3: every day. Yeah, three events today. If he's got to
Speaker 3: run him out to you know, travel sports and kids
Speaker 3: sports like normal parents do screwed.
Speaker 2: Good luck, dude. Yeah, that's uh yeah.
Speaker 3: What do they say raising a kid to eighteen is now?
Speaker 3: Isn't it like three hundred thousand some insane amount of money? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's Tanzania, though I'm not quite sure you know what
Speaker 3: the cost a living there is. Like that.
Speaker 2: Sounds like he's got a grasp on. It's going on
Speaker 2: there having him in their own homes, that's it. That's
Speaker 2: probably a solid move. Then finally there's this more on
Speaker 2: our Facebook page. We had a soccer match in uh Germany.
Speaker 3: Somebody just texted in Damn, I was gonna call Lynch
Speaker 3: a loser until he said, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Quest, I know what, I know what's up? Man, I
Speaker 2: know what's up. Sherman soccer match had to be called
Speaker 2: out off after a referee was bitten in the nuts
Speaker 2: by the child of one of the players. That happened.
Speaker 2: Kid ran out before the match start and bit the
Speaker 2: bit the ref right in the nuts. I mean to
Speaker 2: the point where the ref had to be taken on
Speaker 2: the hospital with this kid.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's just taught from dad not to like refs
Speaker 3: could be. He saw those stripes and just he lost it.
Speaker 2: Maybe red carded his dad you know the father of
Speaker 2: the player in a previous match. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this isact guys, paybacks. Imagine this guy when he shows up?
Speaker 2: Then what happened? Do you want to believe it? If
Speaker 2: I told you match is canceled? I was ready to riot.
Speaker 2: But you get did you hit? Get? Hit square in
Speaker 2: the groin with somebody drill one right into the ear?
Speaker 3: No, kid, he's right at nut level too. Sometimes you
Speaker 3: feel like a nut.
Speaker 2: Well he did? I wish that Sometimes he don't. I
Speaker 2: got nuts. I'm gonna go on demand download the iHeartRadio app.