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Speaker 2: bit for Free again a Friday, and.
Speaker 7: That movie that TV show I should say, with Pedro
Speaker 7: Pascal for those that don't know, based off a video game,
Speaker 7: Last of Us. Yeah, Last of Us. Great show, first
Speaker 7: season for sure, ten out of ten. Oh yeah, but
Speaker 7: of all the shows we watch, Walking Dead, that one
Speaker 7: feels very.
Speaker 2: Real to me.
Speaker 6: So far as how a zombie outbreak would occur because
Speaker 6: of the fungus that's amongus.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would argue it's not a zombie outbreak, Okay,
Speaker 7: it's a fungus outbreak, Okay, turning people in weird creatures. Yes, yeah, Well,
Speaker 7: a deadly superbug has been confirmed in twenty three states
Speaker 7: and it hides in your hair follicles and it rewires
Speaker 7: your immune system.
Speaker 8: Oh my, that sounds awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, terrifying this, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6: Twenty three states, use twenty three damn near states, damn
Speaker 6: near half of the country.
Speaker 2: Yes, it has been infected with this deadly fungus. Okay.
Speaker 7: For those who know funguses are really hard to kill, sure, yeah,
Speaker 7: you can subdue them, but to exterminate them is another thing.
Speaker 6: I get stuck with the athletic foot for the rest
Speaker 6: of your life. Yeah, no matter how much pee on it.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 7: The new study found that the fungus can burrow deep
Speaker 7: into your hair follicles, rewire the immune system, and transform
Speaker 7: human skin into what one researcher described as the perfect
Speaker 7: nest for infection.
Speaker 2: Okay, do they have pictures of this? Yeah?
Speaker 8: What happens to your skin?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 8: Do you see it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: Does it grow like overgrown calluses or something.
Speaker 7: So, it's spread over two dozen states. It was discovered
Speaker 7: in Japan and nine first identified in the US in
Speaker 7: twenty sixteen. It's called the condenda orus and it's a
Speaker 7: type of yeast that can enter the bloodstream and travel
Speaker 7: through the body. It's primary primarily transmitted in healthcare settings
Speaker 7: like hospitals and nursing homes.
Speaker 2: Do you remember what? Everybody remember what The number one
Speaker 2: killing hospitals is sepsis infection.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 7: That doesn't mean they're causing the infection. It just means
Speaker 7: it's really hard to take care of. Some strings of
Speaker 7: this fungus are resistant to all major classes of anti
Speaker 7: fungal medications ah noise, which is why the Centers for
Speaker 7: Disease Control Prevention has labeled this an urgent anti macrobial
Speaker 7: resistance threat.
Speaker 2: And not a u ART.
Speaker 7: For most people with a health immune system, this isn't
Speaker 7: going to cause a problem. They can still harbor the
Speaker 7: fungused and unknown known and unknowingly pass it to other people.
Speaker 7: In fact, it can survive silently on the skin for
Speaker 7: months without symptoms, so which immune system it hits can
Speaker 7: decide whether you live or die. In a lab, they
Speaker 7: infected mice with both funguses and found that one of
Speaker 7: them disappeared within days, while the bad one remained taking
Speaker 7: refuge inside hair follicles. They also discovered that two fungi
Speaker 7: triggered dramatically different immune responses.
Speaker 2: It appeared to.
Speaker 7: Work deep into the skin and rewire the immune system
Speaker 7: and multiply. That sounds fun, good news, No cases here,
Speaker 7: as I tell my children, with anything.
Speaker 8: Yet right, only a matter of time.
Speaker 7: Only when it reaches the deeper tissues in medically vulnerable
Speaker 7: people it becomes dangerous.
Speaker 2: So good news. As long as you're healthy, it's fine.
Speaker 2: But that's the weird thing about being healthy, right, you're
Speaker 2: healthy until you're not right. Most people don't know they're
Speaker 2: not healthy.
Speaker 8: Keep an eye on on Graham and Graham's in the
Speaker 8: nursing home.
Speaker 2: Or you can be healthy in a nursing home.
Speaker 8: Sure, yeah, yeah yeah. Or if they're.
Speaker 5: Taking care of themselves at home and you don't know
Speaker 5: how often they can bathe, maybe I.
Speaker 2: Would in a nursing home. Don't they bathe every day? Oh?
Speaker 2: I would like to think that. No, m hm, say more.
Speaker 5: If they're combative, especially in memory care, they can get combative,
Speaker 5: they might not. They might give them a polish bath.
Speaker 5: Say what a polish bath?
Speaker 8: Where are they?
Speaker 2: Is there a different name for that?
Speaker 8: That's what I grew up.
Speaker 7: Listen, there's a certain nut that growing up was called
Speaker 7: a certain thing.
Speaker 2: We don't say it.
Speaker 7: So to use the excuse zone, that's what I was
Speaker 7: called growing up at baby wipe, to use that excuse,
Speaker 7: that's what I called it growing up.
Speaker 2: Not great. So a sponge bath, yeah, or use a.
Speaker 5: Baby wipe on the important parts of their body. But
Speaker 5: they're not getting their hair washed, well we are.
Speaker 7: I don't consider that a big deal. Getting your hair washed.
Speaker 7: A lot of people don't wash their hair every day, right, right,
Speaker 7: So that's not a big thing.
Speaker 2: But you do need to scrub your balls.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you gotta get those hot zones at minimum. And
Speaker 7: so when I hear not bathing, I consider that means
Speaker 7: they're not hitting hot zones.
Speaker 2: At all, right, just sitting there stanking. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I gotta be honest with my experiences in memory
Speaker 7: cares or old folks home pretty minimal. Yeah, yeah, all selective,
Speaker 7: Like I chose to go there, not that I had
Speaker 7: to go there. The comment section for the story's wild
Speaker 7: somebody rode in there. I passed out at work back
Speaker 7: in April. I ended up in the hospital where they
Speaker 7: discovered a fungus growing on the opening of one of
Speaker 7: my heart vowels. What it was preventing the valve from
Speaker 7: closing fully, so blood was leaking into my lungs. After
Speaker 7: a week of attempting to identify the fungus, which they
Speaker 7: removed and put in a petri dish, they could not
Speaker 7: identify it. Yeah, because there's gazillions of funguses. I was
Speaker 7: on several antibiotics for weeks via pickline. For those who
Speaker 7: know picklines are wild.
Speaker 2: They basically find a major artery, put a tube in there,
Speaker 2: run it through to where they need to so they
Speaker 2: can drip drop medicine onto the spot or in your
Speaker 2: heart or whatever. Sounds terrible, It ain't awesome. Right.
Speaker 7: During the four weeks, they would draw blood weekly to
Speaker 7: see if the antibotics were working. After several weeks of
Speaker 7: clean blood, they called it cured and I was released.
Speaker 7: As an aside, another valve is restricted. When they recommend
Speaker 7: a replacement, I need a valve.
Speaker 2: Job O VJ. Dude, life comes at you fast.
Speaker 11: Huh.
Speaker 2: One day you're passing out at work. Next day, you
Speaker 2: got a fungus on your heart.
Speaker 6: Yeah, of all places inside you. It's one thing to
Speaker 6: have it on you, like your scalp or your.
Speaker 2: Feet, but to have it inside you, that's bizarre. I
Speaker 2: always think about just a number of.
Speaker 7: The number of funguses and parasites on your skin and
Speaker 7: in you already that we just it's fine, right, and
Speaker 7: they could be good they could be good ones, and
Speaker 7: then we get worried about like red dye, right like you,
Speaker 7: you're living in bad stuf already.
Speaker 6: Yeah, humans are not top of the food chain. You'd
Speaker 6: like to think that we are. Is it fungus you
Speaker 6: think fungus parasites stuff like that. Yeah, they are definitely
Speaker 6: top of the food chain because they're living on us
Speaker 6: and we don't even know it. They're living inside us,
Speaker 6: feeding and we don't even know it. So, yeah, your fungus,
Speaker 6: your parasites, ticks, fleas, skater all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are ticks and fleas parasites. Consider let's find out. Well,
Speaker 2: then that would make a mosquito a parasite and a slug. Slugs, well,
Speaker 2: they take blood leach.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, kind of the same thing that leaves the
Speaker 6: trail across my kitchen.
Speaker 2: A nice lady, put some salt on it.
Speaker 6: Yes, both fleas and ticks are external parasites orcto parasites,
Speaker 6: because they live on the outside of the host body
Speaker 6: and feed on its blood to survive. So yeah, they're
Speaker 6: a form of parasite. Okay, not like cyclospora who gets
Speaker 6: inside you and then makes you grab your pants.
Speaker 2: Explosively until death.
Speaker 6: Still a horrible way to die, Yeah, no matter how
Speaker 6: you look at it, you cracked yourself to.
Speaker 7: Death, which would be worse dying of a fungus eating you,
Speaker 7: or you can't talk and tell everybody what's wrong with you.
Speaker 8: I think dying of a fungus.
Speaker 5: Because you might not be able to talk, but you
Speaker 5: could probably write it.
Speaker 2: You could write it down, let me rephrase it. Then
Speaker 2: no way of communicating what the problem is.
Speaker 8: Yeah, probably still the fungus.
Speaker 6: I think the lack of communication, yes, because if you
Speaker 6: got a fungus, you can tell somebody, hey, I got
Speaker 6: a fungus, let's fix it. But if you can't communicate
Speaker 6: with it, you're just stuck, and that would suck.
Speaker 7: There's two parts of getting better in any scenario, and
Speaker 7: one of them is the mental part. And if you
Speaker 7: got a fungus, at least they're going you know, you
Speaker 7: might have some mental relief because they gave you something.
Speaker 2: You're like, well, we'll see if this works.
Speaker 7: But to be able to not communicate and watch them
Speaker 7: work on your feet when you know it's your hands hypothetically,
Speaker 7: that is an anguish that is uncomprehendible. That's why people
Speaker 7: that go through physical therapy so hard, because it moves
Speaker 7: the evolvement of getting better moves incrementally, and so you
Speaker 7: feel like you're not getting better until one day you
Speaker 7: just are.
Speaker 2: So I think that they'll not being able to communicate
Speaker 2: what's wrong with you would be brutal. Yeah, think about out.
Speaker 7: If you've ever had like a bag problem or problem
Speaker 7: they can't diagnose or get. It's mentally the anguish you
Speaker 7: go through and you're telling them what the problem is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's frustrating.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so imagine to not be able to do that,
Speaker 7: and they're like trying to work on your fingers, right,
Speaker 7: but it's not.
Speaker 6: It's something else, poking and prod and yeah, cream everywhere
Speaker 6: you like.
Speaker 7: If I could just tell you what the problem is,
Speaker 7: then this would all get better. Happy birthday, Gimpy.
Speaker 2: Thanks man, I don't try to keep it fungus free.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You're a fun guy. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: I am. What did you do any celebrating last night?
Speaker 6: I drink a half a bottle it tequila, A good one,
Speaker 6: not a half a bottle, because it was like maybe
Speaker 6: maybe more than what I probably should have and I
Speaker 6: wasn't bed by seven o'clock, so.
Speaker 2: More than a half bottle.
Speaker 7: See can be it could be a one seven five, right,
Speaker 7: it could be a regular, It could be a little
Speaker 7: airport bottle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a fifth is what I started off with,
Speaker 6: and I'd already drink a quarter out of that, and
Speaker 6: so I drank about maybe at another quarter or third
Speaker 6: of that bottle.
Speaker 2: It's just a few few glasses.
Speaker 6: Wasn't I wouldn't like falling over myself and didn't wake
Speaker 6: up this morning feeling like complete.
Speaker 2: Ass sup with the ferrets did not did did you
Speaker 2: go neat? No? No, no no?
Speaker 6: Tonic started off with tonic and then I ran out
Speaker 6: of Tonic and then uh, I got some soda water.
Speaker 6: It's a Beaches and Cream soda water and dump it
Speaker 6: in there. The fun thing is is before I got
Speaker 6: the soda water, I took a drink out of my
Speaker 6: glass forgetting that I didn't put anything in there, and
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 2: Like, damn it, straight tequila.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 7: Now, when it's your birthday and you're doing this, do
Speaker 7: you treat yourself like do you get like a really
Speaker 7: nice bottle that you normally like, let's you say you
Speaker 7: buy the plastic bottle on your birthday?
Speaker 2: Do you buy the glass bottle? Right right? Maybe? Sometimes?
Speaker 2: This is one that I picked up last.
Speaker 6: Weekend and it was a brand that I've never had before,
Speaker 6: and uh, it was about middle shelf. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: let's just give this a shot because last week and
Speaker 6: I was just like, let's just stay at home, you know,
Speaker 6: and we'll drink at the house. It's cheaper and safeer
Speaker 6: that way. So so we did, and uh yeah, I
Speaker 6: worked on that, and I was like, it's not bad.
Speaker 6: I forget the name of a date daily own or
Speaker 6: something like that. I forget the name of it.
Speaker 2: But it's not bad. It's not it's not Montezuma. No.
Speaker 7: What's the plan then for tonight or this weekend? Obviously
Speaker 7: tonight you're going to be out at Divasy.
Speaker 6: I'll be there from seven to nine, maybe a little
Speaker 6: bit later after that, who knows what's going to happen.
Speaker 6: I think I might have my my brother cart me around,
Speaker 6: you know, so I can enjoy the birthday and then tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Uh so far as I don't, I don't really have
Speaker 6: any plans for the weekend. Maybe go for a ride,
Speaker 6: go play some disc golf somewhere. It sounds like a
Speaker 6: Saturday for you. Yeah, pretty much, nothing's really changed. I
Speaker 6: did pick up a couple of stakes for myself for
Speaker 6: Sunday night. Good for you too, huh yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 6: I can have one for dinner and then one for
Speaker 6: lunch the next day.
Speaker 2: Nice. Nice.
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Speaker 6: Say, what the Here's Corbyn, Gimbe and Lindsay with what's
Speaker 6: going on news quakies from the Big nine Morning showing.
Speaker 2: Ninety on the five.
Speaker 5: Clothing brand says it's new T shirt doesn't need to
Speaker 5: be washed for.
Speaker 8: Up to a month.
Speaker 2: That's just nasty.
Speaker 8: I agree.
Speaker 2: I mean it depends on what the shirt is. Is
Speaker 2: it a shirt you wear for a court okay.
Speaker 7: And you wear it for just a few hours a
Speaker 7: day every other week, or is it the shirt you
Speaker 7: mow lawns in and you mow lawns for a living.
Speaker 6: Either way, man, it need to be washed, whether you're
Speaker 6: wearing it for a little while or a long time.
Speaker 7: Women go with wearing their washing their bars for a while.
Speaker 7: Some we all go long time without washing your sheets.
Speaker 2: That's groos. That's groove.
Speaker 6: Voter accused of cutting off divers air supply for being
Speaker 6: in his spot.
Speaker 7: Damn, what a dick. Right, Yeah, I'm gonna say a
Speaker 7: statement that's really wild. I don't know how this works
Speaker 7: or how it's governed, but do you lose your scuba.
Speaker 2: License for that? It should you, right, because you've got
Speaker 2: to have a scuba license, right yeah? Huh? Or certification,
Speaker 2: I guess is the technical word.
Speaker 6: I mean, if it's just a certificate, and then yeah,
Speaker 6: there's nothing you could do about it.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna take that away from you. They can't
Speaker 2: take that away.
Speaker 7: I mean, you shouldn't be allowed to scuba self contained
Speaker 7: under what a breathing apparatus anymore?
Speaker 2: M hm.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they call it open waters.
Speaker 7: Officer facing thirteen years in prison for recording racist comments
Speaker 7: of co workers.
Speaker 2: We don't like tattletales around here.
Speaker 7: You're going to Jay, Yeah, you said some things he
Speaker 7: didn't recording without my knowledge.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: The thing.
Speaker 5: Best selling crime author loses her license, says it'll end
Speaker 5: her career because she can't meet criminals anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm sure you did nothing to deserve that.
Speaker 5: It's pretty interesting, actually what she did.
Speaker 6: I'm sure man riding his unicycle home from Spider Man's
Speaker 6: brand new.
Speaker 2: Day stops a sexual assault motivated.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, he's looking for crime on a unicycle though.
Speaker 7: Congressional candidate arrested for shooting flock safety cameras.
Speaker 5: Hmm, you can't do that.
Speaker 2: No, they'll like it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Man arrested after stripping and jumping from Brooklyn Bridge tower.
Speaker 2: Mean that makes sense. You're trespassing essentially.
Speaker 6: Yeah, female cyclist cyclists more than one accused of using
Speaker 6: bra padding to improve their aerodynamics.
Speaker 2: I wonder, hell, take them to their head. Maybe, I
Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah, you got you want like a like
Speaker 2: a plane. You want to really smooth? Yeah, you want
Speaker 2: no bumps.
Speaker 7: Senators warn prediction markets allowing betting on wildfires could incentivize arson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't think. Eh.
Speaker 7: I'm somebody who thinks the the betting, the prediction market things,
Speaker 7: I think those are bad news.
Speaker 2: Man, Why say that?
Speaker 7: It just gets people to do things like this, the
Speaker 7: guy who streaked right and things like this, right, like
Speaker 7: who like placing bets of Is Corbyn gonna freak out
Speaker 7: like Jerry Maguire and quit on air and take a
Speaker 7: goldfish right.
Speaker 2: Right, but I put it there and then I do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like it just it. I
Speaker 2: don't know how you police that and sets it up
Speaker 2: to be rigged.
Speaker 5: Man charged after placing homemade spike strip and yard to
Speaker 5: tear to deter kids.
Speaker 7: Homemade spike strip. Yeah good, you deserve it, you idiot.
Speaker 7: Well I told him not to stay on my lawn, right,
Speaker 7: but now he's not on his line. Hey, be careful
Speaker 7: that you don't get gym penis.
Speaker 2: I know the story.
Speaker 7: Uh, this would probably be an argument for you know,
Speaker 7: Gimbi would use to not work out right, just that one.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 7: The student rushed to hospital after making fabric freshener is
Speaker 7: mistaking fabric freshener for water.
Speaker 2: This water smells delicious, smells like a pasture of flowers. Right.
Speaker 5: Knott's Landing Star donad Mills joins only fans at eighty five.
Speaker 2: The weirdos are going to sign up to.
Speaker 6: Chicken Amusement Park shut down because the chicken and was undercooked.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're in your name, you got to
Speaker 2: get it right, man, for sure. Yes, Chicken Amusement Park, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you ride chickens. No, Like everything's chicken thing like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: chicken roller coaster. Yeah, it's called the cock a Doodle doo.
Speaker 6: Right, you get on the old Merry go Round right
Speaker 6: or whatever it is. The and and they're all like different,
Speaker 6: like a leg or a thigh maybe.
Speaker 7: Okay, they're fried chicken. Okay, yeah, sure, giant rooster. The
Speaker 7: one of the rids is called the Shredded Chicken, and
Speaker 7: he just spins around.
Speaker 2: Right, Mommy, Mommy, I want to ride the cop good
Speaker 2: doitle do.
Speaker 7: Man accidentally shoots himself while filmline filming video on how
Speaker 7: to use gun he just bought. Oh yeah, you don't
Speaker 7: buy a gun and naturally know how to deal with.
Speaker 2: It, right.
Speaker 5: Airline pilot caught smuggling seventy thousand worth of ecstasy pills.
Speaker 2: That's not surprising, it's not.
Speaker 7: Uh yeah, I've heard stories before of pilots doing stuff.
Speaker 7: Maybe not ecstasy pills, but like if you go to
Speaker 7: Russian bringing back Russian vodka.
Speaker 8: M right, okay.
Speaker 6: A theater emptied at Spider Man's brand new Day showing over.
Speaker 2: Farts, stinky theater. How many farts would it have to be?
Speaker 2: I mean it could just be one really juicy one.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, not in a hundred room
Speaker 2: a person room with ventilation. There's so many gassy people
Speaker 2: going to see Spider Man. I think people are farting
Speaker 2: all the time in theaters anyway.
Speaker 8: So what is the popcorns?
Speaker 2: Since they have those fake leathers seets? Now, I just
Speaker 2: can't penetrate.
Speaker 7: In Man caused explosion of childhood home after wrongly believe
Speaker 7: he had been cut out of will.
Speaker 2: Ah, I'm gonna blow this mother up. We did? You
Speaker 2: got it wrong? Fred? Yeah, you aren't cut out, damn it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm sorry right.
Speaker 5: Last one, Lindsay Jaguar driver gets over four years for
Speaker 5: faking break failure to dodge car payments.
Speaker 2: Wow, things people will do.
Speaker 7: Wonder what I'm gonna read that because I'm curious to
Speaker 7: what the chart. It's not insurance fraud, it's I guess perjury.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know. Maybe So a swingers club named
Speaker 2: Chunky Muffins is for sale in the UK.
Speaker 7: It makes in the UK that they they that phrase.
Speaker 7: I'm totally I get it right. In America, i'd be like,
Speaker 7: that's kind of a weird one. She some nice lady.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 7: We want to know what's the most memorable birthday, you've
Speaker 7: had BM mess and whatever that is to eight two
Speaker 7: nine four five. We're gonna give away some gift cards
Speaker 7: Morning Long a twenty five dollars gift card for a
Speaker 7: case of course, led or whatever you want, So get
Speaker 7: your text. In Arizona Supreme Court clergy not required to
Speaker 7: report child abuse revealed during confession.
Speaker 2: They should be forced to.
Speaker 8: Yes, absolutely, you know what I learned.
Speaker 7: I learned that when school starts again, the people that
Speaker 7: do investigations into child sex crimes, Yeah, the spikes, Uh,
Speaker 7: because they have the mandated reporters. Our kids are back
Speaker 7: around mandated reporters, like, there's not enough of them. How
Speaker 7: does that make sense? It isn't there should be more
Speaker 7: of them.
Speaker 5: Well, since we are a mandated reporting state, wouldn't. Doesn't
Speaker 5: that make any of us?
Speaker 7: I'm not sure how the mandated reported state thing goes
Speaker 7: or how that works. Yeah, but if kid told me
Speaker 7: he was I don't know what I would do. If
Speaker 7: a kid told me, hey, my mom touches me, I'd
Speaker 7: be like, ah, right, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I feel like just your conscience wouldn't force you to
Speaker 6: have to tell somebody report it?
Speaker 2: I know, But do I call the I called the
Speaker 2: police and be like, hey, because kids lie, right right,
Speaker 2: Let them do the investigation. Right.
Speaker 6: You're like, hey, I'm just I don't know if this
Speaker 6: is true or not, but this is what the kid
Speaker 6: told me, so y'all go figure it out.
Speaker 2: I'm out.
Speaker 7: It's kind of like if a kid kip a go mommy, uh,
Speaker 7: mommy and daddy uh have pictures of naked kids on
Speaker 7: their phone. Wait what you know, like they call then
Speaker 7: you go, I guess I call the police, and then
Speaker 7: they do the investigation and it's of their child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like everybody does in the bathtub, right right.
Speaker 6: Right, But again, let the police do their job, Let
Speaker 6: them do the investigation, let them figure it out.
Speaker 2: I hear you. But in a society where that type
Speaker 2: of headline, oh cripple.
Speaker 6: A career one hundred percent, say yeah, if it gets
Speaker 6: out to the public, yeah, for sure, it's going to
Speaker 6: ruin their lives. But again, at least you did your
Speaker 6: part as a good samaritan and said something, Yeah, even
Speaker 6: if it's false or whatever, you know what, And it's
Speaker 6: not a.
Speaker 7: Question of whether you should report or not, obviously you should.
Speaker 7: To me, it is what's the threshold that makes you
Speaker 7: go oh right, this is bad.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: But if you're in a confession and you tell a
Speaker 7: pastor or whatever, a clergyman, ah man, I got this problem.
Speaker 2: I need the forgiveness. No, all right, we got to
Speaker 2: take a break.
Speaker 7: We're gonna give away a twenty five dollars gift card
Speaker 7: for a case of course light or whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Coming up.
Speaker 7: You have a mess, and what's the most memorable birthday
Speaker 7: you've had? To the phone number eight two nine four five,
Speaker 7: given that gift card away when we come back of
Speaker 7: a Big Man Morning show is see it's Friday, and
Speaker 7: on Fridays on this station, we give away a twenty
Speaker 7: five dollars gift card to get a case of course
Speaker 7: light or whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Freaking a Friday.
Speaker 7: Been asking people all morning, what's the most memorable birthday
Speaker 7: you've had?
Speaker 2: Bmmss and whatever that is? To eight two nine four five.
Speaker 2: Who do we got there, gimpie. Oh that's a guy
Speaker 2: named Dalton. Hey Dalton? How are you?
Speaker 12: I'm good?
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Man Dalton? What's the most memorable birthday you've had?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 11: The most memorable one I have is the last one
Speaker 11: that somebody or anybody actually do some kind of a
Speaker 11: party for him the nineteenth birthday twelve years ago?
Speaker 2: Did you say twelve years ago.
Speaker 12: With her?
Speaker 7: So nobody has thrown you done anything for your birthday
Speaker 7: in twelve years.
Speaker 11: I've got a few small gifts you're in there, maybe
Speaker 11: a T shirt or a hoe case, but nobody's actually
Speaker 11: saying a party or done anything for me until years now.
Speaker 2: Well that sucks. Listen, I'll be honest.
Speaker 7: I don't think from eighteen to thirty, I don't think
Speaker 7: anybody threw me a birthday party, right because you're just
Speaker 7: living life. And then I had a thirty and no
Speaker 7: one's thrown me to a party.
Speaker 2: That's not a sad thing.
Speaker 7: I don't think adults get parties thrown from them every year.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 11: I kind of between the years since then, my other
Speaker 11: two children being born, I kind of just said, on
Speaker 11: my birthday, it's just another day. It kind of just
Speaker 11: comes and goes like in the other day.
Speaker 7: Well, maybe this year will be better. GIMPI go ahead
Speaker 7: and tell him exactly what he's going to get.
Speaker 2: Well, happy birthday to you. You just got yourself a
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars gift card to get you some curs
Speaker 2: like or whatever you want.
Speaker 7: Ack to you, Corbyn, handline buddy and Gimby's got to
Speaker 7: get some info.
Speaker 2: Have a great weekend, Beth, appreciate you man.
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Speaker 6: Good luck, Good morning, Gimpy, Well, good morning Corban't forget
Speaker 6: to come celebrate to my birthday to night at Lady Goodivas.
Speaker 6: I'll be there starting at seven o'clock, going to uh
Speaker 6: whenever the hell I feel like leaving, So make sure
Speaker 6: you come on down and hang out with me tonight
Speaker 6: at Lady Goodiva's eighteenth and Sheridan.
Speaker 7: All right, we're giving away some gift cards twenty five
Speaker 7: dollars gift cards for a case of courselight or whatever
Speaker 7: else you want. For freakin a Friday, we're asking this question,
Speaker 7: what's the most memorable birthday you've had?
Speaker 2: What's the most memorable birthday you've had?
Speaker 5: Lindsay, Well, there's been some really good ones, but I'm
Speaker 5: going with the first one that popped into my head
Speaker 5: when we went over this question yesterday.
Speaker 8: And I believe it was my ninth.
Speaker 5: Birthday, and it sticks out because I didn't have a
Speaker 5: lot of birthday parties growing up, but this one in particular,
Speaker 5: I had a few friends over, but it was mostly
Speaker 5: family members that were there. And we're sitting and standing
Speaker 5: around my dining room table. We had just done the
Speaker 5: birthday cake and saying Happy Birthday, and I get to
Speaker 5: open my presents right and my cousins are standing next
Speaker 5: to me. My older cousin, Brett, is standing right next
Speaker 5: to me watching me open my presence, and there is
Speaker 5: a picture somewhere. I actually called my mom yesterday and
Speaker 5: I'd asked her if she if she knew where this
Speaker 5: picture was, and she was like, somewhere in a photo book.
Speaker 5: I know exactly the picture you're talking about, but everything's
Speaker 5: packed up. I opened a gift from my grandfather and
Speaker 5: it is an Nintendo Yes, and it was the only
Speaker 5: thing that I had asked for for my birthday. And
Speaker 5: I'm staring at it and my eyes are huge, and
Speaker 5: I'm like so excited, and my cousin brat, who is
Speaker 5: two years older than me, slams his hand down on
Speaker 5: the table and goes mother. Ever, only he said it right.
Speaker 5: He was so pissed off, so pissed, and.
Speaker 8: Deep down inside, I was like, ha ha, how old
Speaker 8: He was two years older than me?
Speaker 5: So I can't remember if it was my ninth or
Speaker 5: tenth birthday, so he was either eleven or twelve. But
Speaker 5: let me tell you, it felt so good to have
Speaker 5: something that he didn't have in that moment, because my
Speaker 5: cousin was a spoiled brat, like he got whatever he wanted.
Speaker 5: To see him just a little jealous at something that
Speaker 5: I had that he didn't have. And I remember my
Speaker 5: aunt and in the picture that was taken, I'm just
Speaker 5: so excited, and he's just just disgusted on his face
Speaker 5: and he looks at my grandfather.
Speaker 8: He was like, why didn't I get one of those
Speaker 8: for my birthday?
Speaker 5: And my grandpa was like, you didn't ask for one?
Speaker 5: She asked for that for her birthday, and he looks
Speaker 5: up at his mom and he is just like so mad.
Speaker 5: It was just like perfect, like something you would have
Speaker 5: seen like on a television show.
Speaker 8: You know it was it was awesome. It was awesome.
Speaker 2: So your most memorable birthday was someone's sadness? Yep, and
Speaker 2: she's proud of it. At nine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the first memory that popped into my
Speaker 5: head when asked this question. Also, this was also the
Speaker 5: cousin that that just harassed me when I was growing up,
Speaker 5: Like he just was mean.
Speaker 2: To me, same age.
Speaker 8: No, he's two years older.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, what's he doing now.
Speaker 8: Looking down from heaven?
Speaker 2: Oh he's dead.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he passed away.
Speaker 2: How did he die? Did you celebrate that too? No?
Speaker 8: I didn't actually.
Speaker 2: Maybe a little bit. No, No, finally I got something
Speaker 2: you don't. It's called life.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 2: How was he when he died?
Speaker 8: Forty?
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay seven? So recently? Yeah, real recently? Yeah, how
Speaker 2: do he die?
Speaker 5: We don't know he like they didn't tell you or no,
Speaker 5: like we don't know if it was a heart defect,
Speaker 5: an unknown heart defect, or.
Speaker 2: What do they claim for his death? You know what's
Speaker 2: on the death certificate.
Speaker 8: I don't. I honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Like his parents haven't really spoken about it, like maybe
Speaker 5: it was a heart attack.
Speaker 8: He was found in a shower, that's did he drown?
Speaker 8: Not sure?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 5: They think it was a hard Like I assume it
Speaker 5: was a heart attack.
Speaker 2: But I find him fascinating. You didn't dig in because
Speaker 2: you are a dig in kind of girl.
Speaker 8: I hadn't spoken to him in many, many minute.
Speaker 2: No, because you've.
Speaker 7: Apparently wasn't just your cousin. That's crazy story that you
Speaker 7: hold on to pretty tightly. I don't remember my ninth
Speaker 7: birthday at all. Jimmy didn't have a ninth birthday, so no, uh,
Speaker 7: I mean he did, but it wasn't celebrating what's the
Speaker 7: most memorable.
Speaker 2: Birthday you've had? Bm mass and whatever that is to
Speaker 2: eight two nine four five.
Speaker 7: The whole reason we're doing this today for freaking a
Speaker 7: Friday where you can get a twenty five dollars gift
Speaker 7: card for a case of course, light or wherever else
Speaker 7: you want, is because it is Gimpy's birthday.
Speaker 2: So what's your most memorable birthday you've had? Gimpy?
Speaker 6: I'm probably gonna say probably my twenty fifth birthday. It's
Speaker 6: the mother of my youngest boy. We had just gotten
Speaker 6: together and she threw me a surprise party at this
Speaker 6: club that I was working at, and it was it
Speaker 6: was awesome. She blindfolded me and put me in the
Speaker 6: car and then drove around town, and I kind of
Speaker 6: had a feeling what was up, you know, but I
Speaker 6: still didn't know until I got there. And when I
Speaker 6: get to the club, of course it's closed, private party,
Speaker 6: and everybody I worked.
Speaker 2: With was there.
Speaker 6: Friends were all there. Open up the door, take off
Speaker 6: the blindfold surprise, so that was really cool. It was
Speaker 6: a lot of fun. They made trash can punch, if
Speaker 6: you know what that is. It was like a bunch
Speaker 6: of fruits in an actual trash can. I still have
Speaker 6: this trash can and use it. Everybody that was there
Speaker 6: at the party signed it, okay, and so I got
Speaker 6: that one. Twenty years later, I still use it.
Speaker 2: But that was cool.
Speaker 6: And then I did have to work that night though
Speaker 6: I had to. I had to work my own god
Speaker 6: dang party because nobody as a as a DJ, because
Speaker 6: nobody else could do it right. So she had brought
Speaker 6: my bag of CDs, right, I had this giant duffel
Speaker 6: bag that was full of books of CDs or whatever,
Speaker 6: and you know, I'd throw in some mix that I
Speaker 6: had in there, and and then I'd go and party
Speaker 6: a little bit and then come back and change it.
Speaker 2: Da da da da da da da. But it was
Speaker 2: it was a really good time. It's the only time.
Speaker 6: It was the first time that somebody's ever thrown me
Speaker 6: a party, first time that anybody's ever thrown me a
Speaker 6: surprise party. I haven't had one since. Uh and uh, yeah,
Speaker 6: it was great. I mean, the only other one outside
Speaker 6: of that. I spent my thirteenth birthday in the parking
Speaker 6: lot of hospital because my my aunt was giving birth
Speaker 6: to my cousin, and uh so we all, of course
Speaker 6: it's my mom's sister or baby sister, and we go
Speaker 6: up to the hospital and we're we're hanging out in
Speaker 6: the parking lot, me and my brothers and my dad
Speaker 6: while my mom's upstairs hanging out with her sister. And
Speaker 6: I got a remote control car that day that year,
Speaker 6: but it wasn't a good one. It was one of
Speaker 6: the cheap ones that with the court attached to it.
Speaker 7: Oh, I've said, it was just the one button where
Speaker 7: you push it and only goes forward backward when you
Speaker 7: pressed the button.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was. It was terrible, but it was
Speaker 2: better than nothing.
Speaker 6: So I sat out in the parking lot of this
Speaker 6: hotel or excuse me, this hospital in Alabama, just just
Speaker 6: driving to the little more control car around the parking lot.
Speaker 6: We stayed there for oh had four hours And as
Speaker 6: a thirteen year old, that's brutal.
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, yeah, it was brutal.
Speaker 8: And was the baby born on your birthday?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: Me and Emily share a birthday together, and I have
Speaker 6: not seen her since she was four. Wow, the last
Speaker 6: time I seen her.
Speaker 2: So you had to travel somewhere for this event or
Speaker 2: was it in town?
Speaker 6: It was a little bit of a travel I think,
Speaker 6: I think from Halevel to Russellville. I believe that's where
Speaker 6: it was at. I can't remember, honestly, but it was
Speaker 6: a good thirty minute drive, okay. And uh well yeah again,
Speaker 6: we just stayed in that damn parking lot hanging out
Speaker 6: Dad's chain, smoking cigarettes before we had phones or whatever.
Speaker 6: So he just listened in to the radio and we're
Speaker 6: just being stupid little boys, you know, harassing each other.
Speaker 2: Good times.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean that was I was telling lindsay yesterday
Speaker 7: about my birthday. One of the benefits of my birthday
Speaker 7: is ain't nobody traveling on New Year's Day?
Speaker 2: Are all too busy? Kind of recoup?
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's the most memorable birthday you've had? BMMS and
Speaker 7: what that is to eight, two, nine, four or five
Speaker 7: twenty five dollars gift card case of Corse light for
Speaker 7: a case of course light or whatever else you want
Speaker 7: could be yours. Text the answer to this question to us,
Speaker 7: what was your most memorable birthday you've had. I've been
Speaker 7: lucky to have some pretty good birthdays, but I'd have
Speaker 7: to say my fiftieth was pretty awesome where we uh
Speaker 7: and some friends went to floor sorry California, to Napa,
Speaker 7: drank a bunch of wine, got some cool setup for
Speaker 7: VIP wine tasting experiences in like some of the caves
Speaker 7: where they store wine and a couple examples, and on
Speaker 7: the side of a vineyard in a vineyard.
Speaker 2: It was very cool. And then we ate at the
Speaker 2: French Laundry, which is a crazy restaurant, and they gave
Speaker 2: me my own etched bottle of their private champagne.
Speaker 7: As a gift for my birthday. Yes you, Oh no,
Speaker 7: I still have it. I'm my I was like, why
Speaker 7: don't we open it. I'm like, uh, yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 7: sure we'll open it. But the but it was awesome,
Speaker 7: just a good fun experience staying in an awesome hotel.
Speaker 7: And then the street was like the hotel was on
Speaker 7: felt like out of a movie set, you know, trees
Speaker 7: perfectly hanging over, perfectly manicured front lawns, like it was
Speaker 7: a wild grocery store with a nice ladies selling cookies
Speaker 7: and donuts, and they look like, you know, been in
Speaker 7: the family for years. Yeah, like almost like you know,
Speaker 7: you would be at Disney World. You're like, this feels fake.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but it was.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a cool, fun experience and tasting different
Speaker 7: wines and bad wines, which was awesome.
Speaker 2: What was the worst one? You remember?
Speaker 7: I don't remember the name of it off the top
Speaker 7: of my head, but it was being labeled as like
Speaker 7: the original chardonnay of that area, right, the first one,
Speaker 7: and you're like, okay, we go, Oh it sucked. This
Speaker 7: tastes like the first taste and you're like.
Speaker 2: Nope, this is not good. And the person's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's so good. Oh, look we've run the special one
Speaker 2: out and you're like, this is garbage, bro. Probably the
Speaker 2: coolest one we did is a.
Speaker 7: Sparkling wine place that had been there since like nineteen
Speaker 7: twelve or some crazy time.
Speaker 2: Wow. And they.
Speaker 7: All the bottles of stored and were stored in this cave,
Speaker 7: and they had people that come along and just worked
Speaker 7: their way down the line and back of turning them
Speaker 7: quarter turn. That's all their only job is to turn
Speaker 7: these okay, And they set up a wine tasting right
Speaker 7: there in the cave with candelabras and real kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a wildly cool experience.
Speaker 7: And as far as the eye can see, you're seeing
Speaker 7: bottles of sparkling wine that take twelve years or some
Speaker 7: crazy number.
Speaker 2: You're like, this is wild, this is real. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: that was probably the most memorable. Not a hospital. Oh
Speaker 2: you know, they won't let me in the vineyard at
Speaker 2: thirteen years old, right eh.
Speaker 7: All right, we want to know from you what's the
Speaker 7: most memorable birthday you've had BMMS and whatever that is
Speaker 7: to eight two, nine, four, five twenty five dollars gift
Speaker 7: card for a case of course, line or whatever else
Speaker 7: you want could be yours. When we come back, we're
Speaker 7: giving away tickets to see the Pumpkins. Time to play
Speaker 7: a game. Tickets to see the Smashing Pumpkins are up
Speaker 7: for grabs. Actually it was October twenty fourth. That is
Speaker 7: a Saturday at the Paycomm Center. Get your tickets paycomcenter
Speaker 7: dot com. It's the numbers game. Take on, Lindsay. She's
Speaker 7: gonna try and block you from winning the tickets.
Speaker 2: Call up Cybele.
Speaker 7: Category you want numbers, percentages or averages. Whoever gets closest
Speaker 7: to the answer the most out of five questions is
Speaker 7: winning those tickets to see the Smashing Pumpkins on Saturday,
Speaker 7: October twenty fourth at the pay Comm Center. So far
Speaker 7: this year, usually it's pretty tight, but this year Lindsey
Speaker 7: has not been carrying her weight.
Speaker 5: Well, listen, I don't really like the tickets so much.
Speaker 2: You haven't liked so far. You haven't liked any of them.
Speaker 8: I even't really wanted to steal them so much.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the funds. Good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 2: What is your name? What is your name? Good morning,
Speaker 2: you're on the air. What is your name? Ryan? Ryan?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 12: Thank you good?
Speaker 2: What category do you want? Numbers? Percentages or averages? Let's
Speaker 2: do averages, averages it is. It's five questions from GIMPI
Speaker 2: just answer them the best that you can. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: I am here? We go? All right? Is it Brian
Speaker 2: with a B or Ryan with an R?
Speaker 11: Ryan with an R?
Speaker 2: Okay, just want to make sure we heard you right, Ryan.
Speaker 6: First question here is in feet? What is the average
Speaker 6: length of a blue whales tongue?
Speaker 2: In feet? What is the average length of a blue
Speaker 2: whales tongue?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Six feet, six feet, he says, all right, Ryan? And inches?
Speaker 2: What is the average length of a cat's tongue?
Speaker 9: Or one inch?
Speaker 2: One inch?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 2: Ryan?
Speaker 6: In pounds, what is the average weight of an elephant's tongue?
Speaker 10: Ohs?
Speaker 2: Ten pounds? Hey? Ryan? In inches? What is the average
Speaker 2: length of a buffalo's tongue?
Speaker 8: Fourteen?
Speaker 2: Orteen? Last one here? Ryan? In inches? What is the
Speaker 2: average length of a woman's tongue?
Speaker 10: Three inches?
Speaker 7: All right, Ryan, Lindsay's gonna come back in get the
Speaker 7: same questions.
Speaker 2: Have you ever measured your tongue? I have not either.
Speaker 2: That's not and I.
Speaker 7: Wouldn't know exactly where you do? You push it the
Speaker 7: ruler all the way back. I don't know how you
Speaker 7: all right? Lindsay, averages, right, averages is the category. Here's
Speaker 7: your first question, hey.
Speaker 6: Lensy and feet? What is the average length of a
Speaker 6: blue whale's tongue?
Speaker 8: Oh, let's go with one hundred feet?
Speaker 6: One hundred feet, Lensy? In inches, what is the average
Speaker 6: length of a cat's tongue?
Speaker 5: Two inches?
Speaker 6: Okay, lendsy and pounds? What is the average length of
Speaker 6: an elephant's excuse me?
Speaker 2: In pounds? What is the average weight of an elephant's tongue? Oh?
Speaker 2: What is the average weight of an elephant's tongue? She's
Speaker 2: a nice lady.
Speaker 8: Hey, fifty pounds?
Speaker 6: Fifty pounds, hey, Lensy? In inches, what is the average
Speaker 6: length of a buffalo's tongue?
Speaker 8: A buffalo?
Speaker 5: Fifteen pounds?
Speaker 2: Well, this is his inches, we're not looking for way.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, I'm sorry. In inches, how long is a
Speaker 5: buffalo's tongue? Twenty inches?
Speaker 2: Okay, lindsay? In inches, what is the average length of
Speaker 2: a woman's tongue?
Speaker 8: I'll go three inches?
Speaker 6: Try again, two and a half. You got a half
Speaker 6: solid numbers inches this game?
Speaker 2: I don't know how many years? All right, how do
Speaker 2: you think she did? Ryan? Quarters?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 11: It's aws up?
Speaker 2: Who knows that's right the way the game is designed.
Speaker 7: All right, gimpee, let's find out who's gonna win thesewo
Speaker 7: hits to see the Smashing Pumpkin Saturday, October twenty.
Speaker 6: Fourth, Hi, When the question was and feet, what is
Speaker 6: the average length of a blue whales tongue? Ryan says
Speaker 6: a blue whales tongue is six feet long. Lindsey says
Speaker 6: it's a hundred feet long.
Speaker 5: They're huge bitches.
Speaker 2: Man's one hundred feet. I don't know.
Speaker 8: That's a hard weighs four hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: That's three school buses back to back.
Speaker 8: I've never seen one up close.
Speaker 2: It's two semi trucks in to end. That's a third
Speaker 2: of a football field.
Speaker 5: How long is it?
Speaker 2: That's as a long ass tong as. It's a very
Speaker 2: satisfied lady. Yeah or not. It's because you have a
Speaker 2: long tongue. Done meanings gen seven. Yeah. The answer is
Speaker 2: eighteen feet, which is still pretty long.
Speaker 7: Congratulations on Ryan. He got that one right, so he's
Speaker 7: up one to nothing. He needs two more to get
Speaker 7: those tickets to see that Tompkins in Oklahoma slot on Saturday,
Speaker 7: October twenty fourth.
Speaker 2: Here's question two.
Speaker 6: Question number two in inches. What is the average length
Speaker 6: of a cat's tongue? Ryan says, a cat's tongue is
Speaker 6: about one inch long one inch long. Make sure I
Speaker 6: enunciate that, and Lindsay says it's two inches long. The
Speaker 6: average length of a cat's tongue is three inches. Lindsey
Speaker 6: was closer, so it's now tied one to one. Here's
Speaker 6: question three.
Speaker 2: Question number three pounds.
Speaker 6: What is the average weight of an elephant's tongue? Ryan says,
Speaker 6: and elephant's tongue weighs about ten pounds. When Lindsey says
Speaker 6: it weighs about fifty pounds. The answers twenty six pounds.
Speaker 7: Ryan got that one right, so Ryan's up two to one.
Speaker 7: He needs one more to get those tickets to see
Speaker 7: the Pumpkins at the pay Com Center and OKAC on
Speaker 7: October twenty fourth. Everyone else, get your tickets Paycomcenter dot com.
Speaker 7: Ryan may have to go to Paykitcomcenter dot com to
Speaker 7: get his tickets. Let's find out what question four is.
Speaker 6: Question before an inch, what is the average length of
Speaker 6: a buffalo's tongue? Ryan says a buffalo's tongue is about
Speaker 6: fourteen inches long, and Lindsay says it's about twenty inches long,
Speaker 6: and the answer is twenty on.
Speaker 2: Lindsay, got that one right. It is tied two to two.
Speaker 7: Comes down to the final question for the Pumpkins tickets
Speaker 7: for that show in Oklahoma City in October.
Speaker 2: Here we go eight inches.
Speaker 6: What is the average length of a woman's tongue? Ryan
Speaker 6: says a woman's tongue is about three inches. Lindsay says
Speaker 6: it's two inches. Well, the average size. Excuse me, the
Speaker 6: average length of a woman's tongue is actually.
Speaker 2: Three inches. Congratulations, Ryan, you're getting those tickets.
Speaker 7: You got it right on the button, man, and so
Speaker 7: you'll be going to see the Smashing Pumpkins on Saturday,
Speaker 7: October twenty fourth at the pay Com Center in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 2: Man, congratulations, hang on the line.
Speaker 11: Okay, awesome, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Ask you the same question, Lindsay, I asked Ryan, have
Speaker 2: you ever measured your tongue?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, not something you think about measuring.
Speaker 7: I gotta be honest. I don't think about measuring a
Speaker 7: lot of things on my body except for one. I'm
Speaker 7: just being honest. My wingspan. Yeah, now what is your wingspan?
Speaker 2: Do you know? Yeah? My wingspan is uh seventy two.
Speaker 6: Okay, this isn't it like your wringspan's about basically your
Speaker 6: height supposed to be your height.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you're me, and then it's a little skewed.
Speaker 7: Then it's more of a tattoo. Right, GIMP's arm link
Speaker 7: is the pan. Hey, we're giving away be a freaking
Speaker 7: a Friday. What's the most memorable birthday you've had? Bmms
Speaker 7: and whatever that is to eight two, nine four five.
Speaker 7: We're gonna give away a twenty five dollars gift card
Speaker 7: for a case of course, line or whatever else you
Speaker 7: want coming up next, And it looks like Preston is
Speaker 7: on the line.
Speaker 2: Hey Preston, how are you?
Speaker 12: Are you good man?
Speaker 2: What's the most memorable birthday you've had?
Speaker 12: It had been last year in my fiftieth my family
Speaker 12: got together and created and designed to really kick or
Speaker 12: really cool. Sorry, that's escape room Inspector Gadget Teams. It's
Speaker 12: always been kind of my nickname growing up. So yeah,
Speaker 12: it was pretty awesome.
Speaker 2: So like a custom escape room, it was.
Speaker 12: Custom escape room based on Inspector Gadget.
Speaker 2: Yes, did they do it like doctor their house or
Speaker 2: like they rented out of place or.
Speaker 12: I have my family's business. They had it all set up.
Speaker 12: It was actually a two part two teams. One team
Speaker 12: infiltrated from the rear of the building, the other team
Speaker 12: came in from the front, and then the ultimate goal
Speaker 12: was to overthrow doctor claw and and and escape out
Speaker 12: of the Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did I can hear the excitement in your voice for
Speaker 2: something that?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I believe you. It sounds like you loved it. Man,
Speaker 2: That is awesome. Why do they call you in spector gadget?
Speaker 12: Well, you know, kind of like mcgiver. I can pretty
Speaker 12: much fix anything and didn't turn anything into anything.
Speaker 2: So what was the last thing that you fixed?
Speaker 12: Well, any man construction business. So I fixed things on
Speaker 12: a daily basis.
Speaker 2: That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Is what's
Speaker 2: your nemesis?
Speaker 12: Heat?
Speaker 2: Like heat and air? The temperature outside, the temperature outside?
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 7: Okay, everybody's got that one thing. They're like, I just
Speaker 7: always struggle with whatever.
Speaker 12: Right, Yeah, I do it all. I ran maintenance for
Speaker 12: high end luxury Harber communities in Kansas City for fifteen
Speaker 12: years before I moved back to Tulsa, So I've pretty
Speaker 12: much I've done it all, from HVAC to apartment remark
Speaker 12: everything else.
Speaker 2: Nice, I mean most important question. Are you chiefs fan?
Speaker 12: Then I have a chiefs fan?
Speaker 2: Yes? Nice, of course, of course, only the smartest people
Speaker 2: are all right, Gimby and forty nine ers fan, Go
Speaker 2: ahead and tell him exactly what he's gonna get. CARBN
Speaker 2: is usually off for his birthday, but then it's right
Speaker 2: back to making joys the next day. Here's a twenty
Speaker 2: nine dollars gift Clark birthdays, kerslet or whatever you want
Speaker 2: back to you guys.
Speaker 7: Congratulations brother man, hang on the line so gimp you
Speaker 7: can get your info.
Speaker 2: Have a fantastic weekend.
Speaker 12: Appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Appreciate it man. See what GIMPI has in.
Speaker 6: His four x four we all It says here that
Speaker 6: Trump signs an executive order on birthright citizenship and birth tourism.
Speaker 6: Resident Trump is signing new executive orders to restrict birthright
Speaker 6: citizenship and ban birth tourism. One order restricts birthright citizenship
Speaker 6: involving children of foreign diplomatic staff, children of people classified
Speaker 6: as a le and enemies, and children born in US territories.
Speaker 6: The other order bans citizenship to children born of mothers
Speaker 6: who entered the US for the sole purpose of having
Speaker 6: a child Here, researchers are using AI to create new virus.
Speaker 6: Researchers have used artificial intelligence to create a functioning synthetic
Speaker 6: of virus, a first for scientists using AI. The Stanford
Speaker 6: led team is hoping that the technology could lead to
Speaker 6: medical benefits like using AI created viruses to kill eical
Speaker 6: life and fight drug resistant bacteria, but critics are concerned
Speaker 6: that it could open the way to creating viruses that
Speaker 6: are difficult to stop, or even new biological weapons.
Speaker 2: The research was published in the journal Science. It feels
Speaker 2: like a bad decision. Yeah, it's a very bad decision.
Speaker 2: I've never seen a movie, right, exactly, exactly. This is
Speaker 2: like all the bad movies wrapped up in one.
Speaker 6: You've got AI, You've got viruses, m resident doc God,
Speaker 6: what else we got here?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 6: The Senate committee holds Fauci in contempt. The vote by
Speaker 6: the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee comes after
Speaker 6: the former White House Health Advisor and vote the Fifth
Speaker 6: Amendment more than one hundred times, and a hearing last
Speaker 6: week about the COVID pandemic. Fauci refused to answer questions,
Speaker 6: saying he thinks the committee chair and Republican Senator Rand,
Speaker 6: Paul wants to see him behind bars and is obsessed
Speaker 6: with them, just obsessed with them. Paul accuses Fauci of
Speaker 6: covering up COVID's origins and the unnecessarily closing schools. And
Speaker 6: then lastly here Collinsville is holding their fourth annual Collinsville
Speaker 6: Moonlight five K and Fun Run. The fundraising event is
Speaker 6: hosted by Collinsville Chamber of Commerce and the Collinsville Education Pump,
Speaker 6: with partial proceeds going to the Collinsville Education Foundation, which
Speaker 6: supports Collinsville schools and teachers. The course we'll go through
Speaker 6: downtown Collinsville area. The fun run begins at seven point thirty,
Speaker 6: followed by the five k at eight pm. All participants
Speaker 6: will receive a finisher's medal, a little purple ribbon for everyone,
Speaker 6: and then you will be Medals will be given to first, second,
Speaker 6: and third place male and female finishers in each age
Speaker 6: group of the five K.
Speaker 8: Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.
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Speaker 2: Looking forward to that.
Speaker 7: All right, which time for Taser Time trivia. This is
Speaker 7: where you get shocked if you don't know the answer
Speaker 7: to the question. You or somebody in this room wrote,
Speaker 7: so Gimby went last last week. So Gimpi's gonna decide
Speaker 7: who's going first this week, and so we're gonna see
Speaker 7: what he's got.
Speaker 2: A first one is oh great, happy birthday to me.
Speaker 2: I get to go. You get to go first.
Speaker 7: You'll do the shocking and I'll ask the questions. Well,
Speaker 7: the good is you're not going last. Oh that is true.
Speaker 7: So your first question is which company used the slogan
Speaker 7: think different? Which company used the slogan think different?
Speaker 6: Think it different? Well, that's not one that pops up
Speaker 6: every day. Why couldn't I get like eat fresh or
Speaker 6: have it your way? Think different?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 6: Which company uses the slogan think different? I feel like
Speaker 6: it's gonna be like software or something technological.
Speaker 2: Maybe Apple? Final answer, I have.
Speaker 7: No idea which company used the slogan think different? Kimpie
Speaker 7: took a shot in the dark and said Apple, and
Speaker 7: the correct answer is Apple.
Speaker 2: Huh how about uh? Fuck? You mean? Yeah? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 7: Next one, what animal can run faster than a horse
Speaker 7: and roar like a lion? What animal can run faster
Speaker 7: than a horse and roar like a lion?
Speaker 6: I feel like there's a lot of animals run faster
Speaker 6: than a horse. I mean, I'm gonna saying horses are
Speaker 6: the slowest animals in the world, but roar like a lion. Now,
Speaker 6: the first thing that comes to mine is a cheetah. Right,
Speaker 6: cheetas are fast, even like seventy five miles an hour.
Speaker 6: But the question here is does a cheatah roar.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. I don't know any different, So I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna go with cheetah. Final answer, what.
Speaker 7: Animal can run faster than a horse and roar like
Speaker 7: a lion? You said cheetah, and the correct answer is hyena.
Speaker 2: Hyena roars like a lion. Huh, I guess, yeah, bitch,
Speaker 2: I have never I've only seen hyenas in the zoo.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've had a hernia and lion king. And I
Speaker 6: thought they they're called laughing hyenas for a reason. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I didn't know they could roar.
Speaker 7: I recently went down a rabbit hole about zebras and
Speaker 7: how a guy and like the U long time ago,
Speaker 7: try to make zebras like horses, okay, and so like
Speaker 7: trained them to do stuff like horses could do, and
Speaker 7: he couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: He had to give up.
Speaker 7: Horses don't have the they've had to survive so much
Speaker 7: in the while that they genealogically they can't do those
Speaker 7: things horses can do.
Speaker 2: Ziebers are more like donkeys anyway, Yeah, more like horses
Speaker 2: look exactly like horses. Okay, fine, just not just not
Speaker 2: trainable domesticated.
Speaker 7: Last one, Uh, what catchphrase does Shaggy often say when
Speaker 7: scared catchphrase does Shaggy often say when scared? You said
Speaker 7: zoinks and the correct answer is zoinks, notins.
Speaker 8: Yeah, nicely done.
Speaker 7: So Gimpy's going to pull the name of who's gonna
Speaker 7: go next for Taser Time trivia.
Speaker 2: And that would be you, my friend. So, uh, Gimpy
Speaker 2: is going to do the shocking while Lindsey asks the
Speaker 2: questions and we'll see how.
Speaker 13: This goes, all right?
Speaker 5: Question number one, Corbin, what color is Scooby Doo's collar?
Speaker 2: It's either orange or green? Nope? Blue? Final answer. Damn,
Speaker 2: that was.
Speaker 8: A quick change a heart there.
Speaker 5: What color is Scooby Doo's collar?
Speaker 8: Orangeer? Green?
Speaker 5: Went from final answer to blue and the correct answer
Speaker 5: is blue.
Speaker 8: Good job? How'd you come.
Speaker 2: Up with that? So visualized it.
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: I could see the paper right.
Speaker 5: Question number two, Which mythical creature is so beloved in
Speaker 5: Scotland that it's their national animal?
Speaker 2: Unicorn? Final answer?
Speaker 5: Which mythical creature is so beloved in Scotland that it
Speaker 5: is their national animal? You said unicorn? Final answer? The
Speaker 5: correct answer is indeed unicorn.
Speaker 2: I only know that from like a stupid, stupid facts thing.
Speaker 7: Okay, I just stuck in my brain, kind of like
Speaker 7: the Statue of Liberty can fit inside the rotunda of
Speaker 7: the US Capitol.
Speaker 2: No, not really, it is paying off right now.
Speaker 5: Question three, What is the name of the Mystery Ink
Speaker 5: Gang's van? What is the name of the Mystery Ink
Speaker 5: Gang's van?
Speaker 2: I had it, it went away and now I'm trying
Speaker 2: to get it back. The ghost machine note the time machine,
Speaker 2: shag machine, notpe hmmm.
Speaker 8: What is the name of the Mystery Ink Gang's van?
Speaker 7: I had it too, and then a shiny object went by.
Speaker 7: You're gonna say it, and I'm gonna go damn it.
Speaker 2: It's right there. I can see the words that they're
Speaker 2: just jumbled. Ask the question again, what.
Speaker 5: Is the name of the Mystery Ink Gang's.
Speaker 2: Van cruising for bruising? Final answer, I can't get to it.
Speaker 5: The name of the Mystery Ink Gang's van, you say,
Speaker 5: is cruising for a bruising and it is, in fact
Speaker 5: the Mystery Machine.
Speaker 2: I knew it was something simple like that, and I
Speaker 2: think we had that.
Speaker 8: I heard that one.
Speaker 7: All right, We're giving away a twenty five dollars gift
Speaker 7: card for case of course, light er whatever else you want,
Speaker 7: bm a mess and whatever that is. To eight two
Speaker 7: nine four five. What's the most memorable birthday you've had?
Speaker 7: BM A mess and whatever that is to eight two.
Speaker 2: Nine four five.
Speaker 7: We're gonna do the final turn here in a minute,
Speaker 7: and then we'll give away some beer. We want to
Speaker 7: know what's your most memorable birthday BM A mess and
Speaker 7: whatever that is to A two nine four five, because
Speaker 7: we're gonna give away a twenty five dollars gift card
Speaker 7: for a case of course lighter whatever else you want.
Speaker 7: Part of Friggin' a Friday right now, though it's the
Speaker 7: third part of Taser Time Trivia, Lindsay's turn. Gimbi's gonna
Speaker 7: ask the questions and I'll be doing the shocking because
Speaker 7: I knew revenge would show up.
Speaker 2: That's right from last week. I just wait for you
Speaker 2: to walk into the ready lay.
Speaker 6: Yes, Lindsay, what sport has defensive positions that are named gully,
Speaker 6: silly mid off and deep mid wicket? What sport has
Speaker 6: defensive positions that are named gully, silly mid off and
Speaker 6: deep mid.
Speaker 13: Wicket deep mid wicket? Yes, and silly mid off, silly.
Speaker 8: Mid off and gully gully?
Speaker 1: Gee?
Speaker 8: Whiz well can you spell gully?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: Come on?
Speaker 6: What sport has defensive positions that are named gully, silly,
Speaker 6: mid off, and deep mid wicket.
Speaker 8: I mean it's it's not football. I mean it could
Speaker 8: be soccer. Um, it's not lacrosse.
Speaker 5: I mean, there is a midi in lacrosse, there's a
Speaker 5: goalie in lacrosse, but I've never heard of it as
Speaker 5: a gully.
Speaker 2: What sport has defensive positions that are named gully, silly,
Speaker 2: mid off, and deep mid wicket.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna say soccer.
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, I'm gonna just go with soccer final answer,
Speaker 5: because that's.
Speaker 8: It makes sense to me.
Speaker 6: What sport has defensive positions that are named galie, silly
Speaker 6: mid off, and deep mid wicket.
Speaker 2: You said soccer, and the answer is cricket. Oh, cricket, cricket, cricket. No,
Speaker 2: don't worry, I'll take it easy. I don't think he's
Speaker 2: gonna take it easy. The part that's unfortunate is she's
Speaker 2: not wearing shorts.
Speaker 7: She is one shorts all week and then today because
Speaker 7: she got me right on the side of my knee
Speaker 7: and that's what I was gonna do, huh. But she
Speaker 7: wore shirts all week, but today no shorts.
Speaker 8: Let me pull my pants up for you right on
Speaker 8: the ankle.
Speaker 2: Let's uh about this one?
Speaker 8: How about it?
Speaker 2: Lendsy yeah?
Speaker 6: How many players are on the court for one basketball
Speaker 6: team at a time?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 8: That would be five?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 8: Five? Five?
Speaker 5: Ten on the court at once for both sides to
Speaker 5: five on one for one team.
Speaker 8: Five?
Speaker 6: Final answer, how many players are on the court for
Speaker 6: one basketball team at a time? After great deliberation with yourself,
Speaker 6: you said five when the answer is five?
Speaker 8: Hell?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay? Did you play basketball in high school?
Speaker 5: Not in high school? Elementary school?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, all right. Last one, you're Lindsay.
Speaker 6: What catchphrase do the villains often say after being unmasked?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: Scooby doo question? Should have known?
Speaker 6: What catchphrase do the villains often say after being unmasked?
Speaker 5: And I would have and I would have gotten away
Speaker 5: with it too, if it weren't for you, darn kids
Speaker 5: or dang kids?
Speaker 2: Which one is it? Which one are you choosing? You
Speaker 2: of course have to get it right.
Speaker 5: Okay, And I would have gotten away with it too
Speaker 5: if it weren't for you. For you kids, it weren't
Speaker 5: for you, and I would have gotten away with it
Speaker 5: too if it weren't for you.
Speaker 8: Darn kids.
Speaker 2: What catchphrase do the villains often say after being unmasked, and.
Speaker 5: I would have gotten away with it too if it
Speaker 5: weren't for you kids, and I would have this is like,
Speaker 5: oh man, and I would have gotten away with it
Speaker 5: too if it weren't for you darn kids. Or is
Speaker 5: it dan, I would have gotten away with it too
Speaker 5: if it weren't for you dang kids. I think it's
Speaker 5: just kids, and I would have gotten away with it
Speaker 5: too if it weren't for you kids.
Speaker 2: Or yeah.
Speaker 5: Final answer, I wouldn't and I would have gotten away
Speaker 5: with it too if it weren't for you kids.
Speaker 6: Final answer, what catchphrase do the vill say after being unmasked,
Speaker 6: something to the effective I would have gotten away with
Speaker 6: it if it wouldn't for you damn kids, kids kids,
Speaker 6: just kids, just kids.
Speaker 2: Well, the correct answer is if it weren't for those
Speaker 2: meddling kids always meddling. Yeah, what don't even close? No,
Speaker 2: I mean you had the kids part right, If it weren't.
Speaker 8: That wasn't funny on the funny bone.
Speaker 2: I don't think they would say darn kids. No, No,
Speaker 2: they definitely put us aid that. We want to know
Speaker 2: for you, what's the most memorable birthday?
Speaker 7: You've had twenty five dollars gift card for a case
Speaker 7: of cors Light or whatever else you want is up
Speaker 7: for grabs text us. The answer to that question, what's
Speaker 7: the most memorable birthday you've had? And we're going to
Speaker 7: give away some of those gift cards when we come back.
Speaker 7: What's the most memorable birthday that you've had?
Speaker 2: For good? And Stacy is on the line. Hi, Stacy,
Speaker 2: how are you good?
Speaker 12: How are you good?
Speaker 2: What's the most memorable birthday you've had?
Speaker 9: That would be my eleventh birthday and it was the
Speaker 9: day after my mom's funeral.
Speaker 2: Oh man, how did your mom pass away?
Speaker 9: She was in a car accident.
Speaker 2: Oh that's even worse. Oh man, what do you remember
Speaker 2: besides that?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 7: What other details do you remember about your mom? Did
Speaker 7: you even do a birthday?
Speaker 2: Like? Did you like cake and stuff?
Speaker 9: So much family around because there had been the funeral
Speaker 9: of the day before. Sure, it was the biggest birthday
Speaker 9: party I ever remember.
Speaker 2: In the worst Yeah, what gifts did you get?
Speaker 9: I can only remember one and it was a stuffed
Speaker 9: animal and it was a little white cat with bright
Speaker 9: green eyes.
Speaker 2: Did do you recall if your mom had already bought
Speaker 2: gifts and they gave those to you. Yeah, okay, all
Speaker 2: that out, Yeah, go ahead and tell her exactly what
Speaker 2: she's gonna get. I remember one year I was celebrating
Speaker 2: my birthday with friends when all of a sudden, some
Speaker 2: other dude was playing with my present in front of
Speaker 2: a bus. I have a twenty five dollars gift card
Speaker 2: for a K skerz Led or whatever you like.
Speaker 7: Back to you, Corbyn, hang on the line so you
Speaker 7: can get your info and have a fantastic weekd.
Speaker 5: Morning, Corbyn, Happy porn star birthday to miss Dana Wolf.
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Speaker 2: Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning, Corbin.
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Speaker 2: Right, let's go ahead and do willy nilly. This is
Speaker 2: where we can.
Speaker 7: You can bring up anything you want, go back to something.
Speaker 7: It's your chance to own the show. And I want
Speaker 7: to bring someone actually going back to and that was
Speaker 7: we were talking about not reporting child abuse as this
Speaker 7: is a must report state and that the rules if
Speaker 7: you are is that.
Speaker 2: You don't need the evidence.
Speaker 7: Your identity is kept private, but you must report even
Speaker 7: if there's a hunch that's a phone number you would call,
Speaker 7: and that if they find out that you were told
Speaker 7: and you didn't report it, you can get a five
Speaker 7: hundred dollars one thousand dollars fine and up to a
Speaker 7: year in jail. And in some instances if you found
Speaker 7: out for longer than six months, you can get much longer. Wow,
Speaker 7: and it becomes a felony. What do you think the
Speaker 7: minimal punishment is for somebody who abuses a child?
Speaker 2: Is minimal?
Speaker 8: Yeah? I already know.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, so's looking at me here? Yeah, six months
Speaker 6: and a fine of three hundred.
Speaker 2: Dollars five hundred dollars fine and uh less like six
Speaker 2: months less than a year in jail. Wow, it is
Speaker 2: a harsher punishment to.
Speaker 7: You should tell, right, you should absolutely tell, But the
Speaker 7: person that does the damage should get a swift, harsh punishment.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, way more than the person that just didn't
Speaker 2: reward it. Yes, that makes no sense to me.
Speaker 8: That's basically getting away with murder.
Speaker 2: Nope, it's not much. It's not murder, giving away. It's
Speaker 2: like getting away with child abuse. Us.
Speaker 7: Somebody text I think they should buy every championship team
Speaker 7: from the Little League up to the Senior Citizens League.
Speaker 2: I know, President's only got so much time. At least
Speaker 2: you think the Little League would I think the kids
Speaker 2: would enjoy that. I bet they invite the Little League
Speaker 2: World Series champion.
Speaker 7: Okay if they're American, right, If they're American right, that
Speaker 7: that would make that would make sense. But to do
Speaker 7: every Little League champion, like, oh gosh, that would that
Speaker 7: would be exhausting. There we get these topics like, hey,
Speaker 7: you should talk about this, and we we just got
Speaker 7: Arbor Day, Arbor Day activity.
Speaker 2: Get out of here really pushing that day. Nobody care
Speaker 2: about Arbor Day. I wonder whose wise ass ida that
Speaker 2: was be like, you know what we need to we
Speaker 2: need to have a day for the trees.
Speaker 7: Well, I think it was an initiative to plant trees
Speaker 7: which isn't a horrible thing, right, It isn't a horrible
Speaker 7: thing to do that.
Speaker 6: Arbor Day was started by j Sterling Morton, a journalist
Speaker 6: and politician, along with the support of Nebraska's GUVNA Robert
Speaker 6: Fernas or Furnace. The first official tree planting holiday took
Speaker 6: place on April tenth in eighteen seventy two in Nebraska City,
Speaker 6: resulting in more than one million planted trees.
Speaker 2: Yeah good, okay.
Speaker 7: Will and Ellie mary Bank killed barbecue sauce edition ketchup
Speaker 7: tomato based, mustard based.
Speaker 2: Or vinegar based. Woo man, it's tough when there's no
Speaker 2: losers there, right, What are you going with, Lindsay, Well,
Speaker 2: I'm not a.
Speaker 5: Huge mustard fan, so I guess I'll kill that one off.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna marry vinegar based and bang ketchup based. Those
Speaker 5: can actually be switched either or but I do love
Speaker 5: me some vinegar based, so I'll marry it.
Speaker 2: I'll stick with that, GIMPI.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and kill off the mustard
Speaker 6: based sauce. I'm not a huge fan of the vinegar based,
Speaker 6: so I guess I'll just bang that one. Dabble in
Speaker 6: it every now and against finger in there and taste.
Speaker 2: It, so that leaves me marrying.
Speaker 6: I've been married to ketchup tomato based barbecue sauce since
Speaker 6: the beginning of time, so that's what I'm going for.
Speaker 7: I don't hate what you guys are saying. I am
Speaker 7: also going to kill mustard based.
Speaker 2: I like it. It's fine, but it is it's a lot.
Speaker 7: So if it's just too tangy, right right, and then
Speaker 7: I'm I'm banging ketchup based only because sometimes it can
Speaker 7: be too sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I'm a vineyard guy all day. So
Speaker 2: I'm MARYM. Vinegar. Finish the sentence. The first thing I
Speaker 2: do on vacation is.
Speaker 8: I check out the bathroom in my hotel. I want
Speaker 8: to see how big it is. I want to check
Speaker 8: the lighting, and I want.
Speaker 5: To see if it's a glass shower or if it's
Speaker 5: a curtain shower.
Speaker 2: I just do.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I I like to see the amenities.
Speaker 2: You don't know what the shower looks like before you go.
Speaker 2: It's all Usually you and I have different vacation styles.
Speaker 2: Give people what about you?
Speaker 6: Well, lately it's been get injured. My last year, my
Speaker 6: lady got injured. First thing this year I did. But
Speaker 6: typically on any given vacation, the first thing I do
Speaker 6: when I get to where I'm going is make myself
Speaker 6: a drink.
Speaker 8: That's good too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, besides getting on a plane and all that.
Speaker 2: It's double fished.
Speaker 7: I get two drinks automatically, pretty much what I do
Speaker 7: on vacation long or one in the sand and sip
Speaker 7: on the air No.
Speaker 2: No, I drink two drinks sometimes at the same time.
Speaker 2: If you get to the airport. There's a bar right
Speaker 2: outside the airport while you're waiting for your ride, and
Speaker 2: two drinks. I've gotten three before too.
Speaker 7: By the way, it's a forty minute drive, right, So
Speaker 7: that's the first thing I do is get my buzz on. Yeah,
Speaker 7: And I can tell him getting order older, because now
Speaker 7: I do it on the plane. On the plane, can't
Speaker 7: wait to get there, not on the airport.
Speaker 2: On the plane. Can I make that a double which
Speaker 2: one of you three would accidentally become a meme?
Speaker 5: Lindsay Kimby, just like he said when he says he
Speaker 5: gets hurt on vacation boom. In that instance, the easiest
Speaker 5: way to become a meme by hurting yourself.
Speaker 6: Kimpy, I will agree with Lindsay, but not because I
Speaker 6: hurt myself, but because I have an arm that's shaped like.
Speaker 2: A penis that feels obvious. I agree Gimpy.
Speaker 7: When you go to a strip club, do you tip
Speaker 7: the entertainers based off their performances much like you tip
Speaker 7: at a restaurant based off the service from the weight staff.
Speaker 2: Great question, and.
Speaker 6: Give the weight staff way more than I do the dancers.
Speaker 6: Say more, you give the dancers one dollar at a time,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean? Okay, So I mean sometimes
Speaker 6: there's a chance they could end up with you know, three,
Speaker 6: four or five singles depens, but typically it's here's a dollar.
Speaker 2: I hate it. I hate that you have to tip
Speaker 2: no matter. Like they come around with the bucket and
Speaker 2: you're like, ah, right, it's like passing the collection plate around.
Speaker 2: The church is like.
Speaker 7: God, it's like eat at a restaurant and they just
Speaker 7: pass a bucket around for you to put money, and
Speaker 7: you're like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Like a church, church and a strip club the collect
Speaker 2: money the same exact way pretty much. The only difference is.
Speaker 7: Not an old man collects at the strip club. Usually
Speaker 7: a big guy couldn't named spider right right, and it's
Speaker 7: a can with that also holds beer. Mary Bank killed,
Speaker 7: Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's so hard.
Speaker 5: No, I love all of those, but I'm gonna kill
Speaker 5: Sandra Bullock, bang Jennifer Anison, and marry Julia Roberts.
Speaker 2: Gimby, I've just got to.
Speaker 6: Do a little bit of research here, looking at ages.
Speaker 6: I mean, because I know none of these women are
Speaker 6: in their prime anymore. You're right there, Yeah, Sandra Bullock
Speaker 6: is looking to be the oldest one so far.
Speaker 8: I thought Julia would be the oldest.
Speaker 6: Now Julia is only fifty eight, Sandra is sixty two,
Speaker 6: and jen is fifty seven. I am.
Speaker 2: I'm going to kill Julia Roberts. Never really have been
Speaker 2: attracted to her, never really have what's she worth? I
Speaker 2: don't listen.
Speaker 6: I don't marry or bang or kill for money, Lindsey bad,
Speaker 6: I'm marry, bang and kill for looks and looks alone.
Speaker 6: Come on, I'm marrying Jennifer Aniston and she's been hot
Speaker 6: since day one, and I'll always know what temperature is
Speaker 6: in my house.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is so. It's true that leaves me banging
Speaker 2: old Sandy b I'm happy with that.
Speaker 6: She was the one that was with Jesse Jeans, right, yes,
Speaker 6: like like an ugly girl. Yeah, so she likes the
Speaker 6: biker guys, so I feel like we could go out
Speaker 6: and have a night of fun.
Speaker 2: Have her read.
Speaker 5: I saw a video of her yesterday, an old clip
Speaker 5: of her on Jimmy Fallon. I think it was where
Speaker 5: she admitted that during the time of filming Speed, she
Speaker 5: had a huge crush on Keanu Reeves and she never
Speaker 5: let him know, but she would flirt and she would
Speaker 5: get really like nervous and giggly, like when he would
Speaker 5: talk to her about something else or if he would
Speaker 5: crack a joke. She said that she would break into
Speaker 5: like schoolgirl schoolgirl mode with a crush, and she was
Speaker 5: very embarrassed about it later in life looking back. And
Speaker 5: then he was on an interview later in life and
Speaker 5: he was shown a clip of that interview and he
Speaker 5: was like, I had no idea that she had a
Speaker 5: crush on me. When I had, I was totally smitten
Speaker 5: by her. I had a crush on her and I
Speaker 5: wanted to ask her out so many times that I
Speaker 5: never did because I thought it was going to be unprofessional,
Speaker 5: and I was like, huh, they could have been totally
Speaker 5: married with children by now.
Speaker 8: Anyway, thanks for coming to my ted job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad you told that story.
Speaker 7: They're both all about the same, Okaykay, Bullock's worth the
Speaker 7: most three and fifty.
Speaker 2: Is she the hottest sixty two year old?
Speaker 8: Probably Bullock?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she looks amazing. Yeah I could say that.
Speaker 8: I don't know, is it. Selma Hyak up there too?
Speaker 2: Okay? No, that's a good Yeah, that's good too. I
Speaker 2: am marrying Sandra Bullock. I'm banging Jennifer Aniston, and I
Speaker 2: don't have enough carrots at my house to be with
Speaker 2: Julia Roberts, so I'm killing her the long face.
Speaker 6: Selma Hyak is fifty nine, okay and still smoking.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but sixty two year old? Like hot actresses in
Speaker 7: their sixties.
Speaker 2: I don't hate that Google search.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 7: Michelle Pfeiffer, I don't know. Oh God, Meryl Street, No,
Speaker 7: she's seventy five. Christie Brinkley, these women are.
Speaker 2: Not No, I don't know what this list is.
Speaker 8: No, No, Dinymore.
Speaker 7: This is obviously not a good list because Diane Keaton
Speaker 7: is dead. Jane Seymour is on here. She's said, we're
Speaker 7: in the seventies. Jane Seymour is hot for her seventies.
Speaker 7: Helen Mirren stop it. Michelle Fie for sure.
Speaker 2: Goldie Hawn she's seventy nine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's got to be sixties. Yeah, hottest celebrity women
Speaker 7: over sixty. Christy Brinkley, she's seventy two.
Speaker 2: Doesn't count. Elizabeth Hurley, Okay, sure, she's sixty one. Yeah, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: seventies is a whole other category, right, all right, they
Speaker 2: have to go, all right.
Speaker 5: I would say Demi Moore for the win.
Speaker 2: Sharon Stone, I don't know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know either.
Speaker 2: Jamie Lee Curtis, she is sixty four, that's it. Not attractive.
Speaker 7: Sandra Bullock looks odder than Demi Moore, and Demi Moore
Speaker 7: looks great.
Speaker 2: It's a tight race, but Sandra Bullock looks odder in
Speaker 2: my opinion. How about Judy Foster, I'm trying to find
Speaker 2: I'm looking. I think she she I mean, she's attractive,
Speaker 2: not a lot of makeup. How about Fran Drescher.
Speaker 7: How about Gina Gershaan, who's that she was the female
Speaker 7: lead dancer.
Speaker 2: That Elizabeth Hurley took out in Showgirls. Have you seen Showgirls? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Elizabeth Berkeley, Berkeley, Yeah, thank you, Yeahsa. Lisa Kudreau is
Speaker 6: sixty old, Phoebe, Heather Locke Leer okay, yeah, Marissa Tomay No, No,
Speaker 6: she doesn't belong in that conversation.
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Shoe is sixty and so was Helen Hunt. I
Speaker 2: don't think Helen Hunt's that attractive, Na, She's naturally aged.
Speaker 2: Susan Lucci, Oh makes me want a hot dog real?
Speaker 2: Oh wow?
Speaker 8: Oh no, wow, Susan Lucci from all my children.
Speaker 2: She's still alive. She looks scary. She's weakened at Burndy's
Speaker 2: for sure, seventy eight. I think she is all right.
Speaker 7: Moving on, what's the weirdest thing you've ever found? What's
Speaker 7: the weirdest thing you've ever found? Lindsay hmmm, I don't know.
Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I found my uh vibrator
Speaker 5: in my mom's sock drawer.
Speaker 8: It was weird to me as a kid, I had
Speaker 8: no idea what it was.
Speaker 6: Okay, you can be I too found a vibrator, but
Speaker 6: not in Lindsay's mom sock drawer. I was actually mowing
Speaker 6: the lawn and this house that I just moved into
Speaker 6: and the grass was really tall. So I'm going through
Speaker 6: and I'm mowing the lawn and the lawnmower stopped dunk
Speaker 6: like a hell.
Speaker 2: So I moved the.
Speaker 6: Lawnmower and there is a pink vibrating dildo that's got
Speaker 6: stuck in my lawnmower. So I had the un jam
Speaker 6: it's from the lawnmower, and then I just threw it
Speaker 6: into the neighbor's yard and left it there.
Speaker 7: Just thrown it on the roof right right, kind of
Speaker 7: like shoes on a power line. Uh yeah, and he's
Speaker 7: now sitting on the other side of the glass. No,
Speaker 7: not the dildo, just the weirdest thing ever found. What's
Speaker 7: your favorite holiday to celebrate and why?
Speaker 5: Lindsay Thanksgiving because I love food and it's not about presents.
Speaker 5: It's about the food and getting together with your family
Speaker 5: and sometimes friends.
Speaker 8: So that's what I love about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Gim me arbor day for all the trees that are
Speaker 2: being planted. No, of course not.
Speaker 6: It is Christmas and it's not for the presents. It's
Speaker 6: for the gathering of the friends and family and the
Speaker 6: food and the presence.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 7: And it isn't for the presence either for me, but
Speaker 7: Columbus Day and like celebrating killing a bunch of people
Speaker 7: as you can other Land Thanksgiving, Man, it feels.
Speaker 2: Like the least stressful of the holidays of the major players. Okay,
Speaker 2: because to.
Speaker 7: Me there's like obviously making food and all that can
Speaker 7: be stressful.
Speaker 2: But if you do it as a group, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: it feels less stressed, especially like a friends giving type
Speaker 2: of thing. It's just a bit. It's just nice, no agenda.
Speaker 2: Chill now there's football on, you know, I think it's
Speaker 2: it's it's it's the best one.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 2: What is your what is your most memorable vacation that
Speaker 2: you went on and win?
Speaker 8: What were you not here last week?
Speaker 2: On a whim? On a a whim? That means we
Speaker 2: just decided on a quim.
Speaker 8: Oh, probably.
Speaker 5: A few weeks ago when I just picked up the
Speaker 5: twins on July last July fifteenth, we went in surprised
Speaker 5: my father in law for his birthday and we went
Speaker 5: for just a few days back up to uh Indiana.
Speaker 2: Can be Uh.
Speaker 6: Probably when me and the rest of the wild Hogs
Speaker 6: went to Memphis just for fun, you know the movie
Speaker 6: Wild Hogs.
Speaker 2: Just a bunch of buddies who ride motorcycles. You misphrased that, please?
Speaker 2: How should I have phrased old dudes LARPing?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Weren't they all like other things?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're all They've all grown up and have you know,
Speaker 6: corporate professional job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and wanted to get on their bikes one last
Speaker 2: time and travel. Having a midlife crisis. Yah, sure, yeah, No,
Speaker 2: they run into what's the name of the biker gang
Speaker 2: they run into?
Speaker 6: Oh, hell, I don't know, but I know it here
Speaker 6: it is the del Fuegos, still Fuegos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, midlife crisis is what they're going through. I don't
Speaker 2: I can't think of one on a whim.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: That's the thing is most of our vacations, I don't know,
Speaker 6: are planned out. Yeah, you know when the time is
Speaker 6: going to be, start planning for them. So if you
Speaker 6: don't on a whim, I typically try to not put
Speaker 6: any type of trip or vacation on a card or
Speaker 6: if I do have the cash, so I save up
Speaker 6: for that stuff.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. And so the idea of take doing something
Speaker 2: and putting a couple of bills on a credit card
Speaker 2: not my steal.
Speaker 7: So uh, will and Nelly anything you want to talk
Speaker 7: about bring up something new. What business would you open?
Speaker 7: If you're going to open a business, lindsay, what business
Speaker 7: would you open?
Speaker 5: Probably a resale shop of some sort, some sort of.
Speaker 2: Consignment shop, collecting everybody's crap to sell. Okay, yeah, but
Speaker 2: maybe more so.
Speaker 5: Of just like children's clothes, because there's not enough of those.
Speaker 2: Come on in boys pans.
Speaker 7: Oh god, notice Gimpy said that. Yep, what do you
Speaker 7: got there, gimpe Ah?
Speaker 6: Probably a bar. I think I think a bar would
Speaker 6: be a good, good business to have home.
Speaker 2: I think a storage unit would be awesome. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not real busy. You can pretty much automate it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: go in there, do the work whatever, move on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that feels like a good business. Town should pay for
Speaker 2: itself pretty fast. Yeah, that's what I would go with.
Speaker 7: All right, we want to know from you guys, what's
Speaker 7: the most memorable birthday you've had? BMMS and whatever that
Speaker 7: is to eight, two, nine, four or five and come back.
Speaker 7: We're gonna find out who had a memorable birthday and
Speaker 7: we're gonna hook him up with a twenty five dollars
Speaker 7: gift card for a case of cors Light or whatever.
Speaker 7: They want to get for freaking a Friday, We'll do.
Speaker 7: Then we come back the Big Men Morning Show returns.
Speaker 7: We're actually giving away a twenty five dollars gift card
Speaker 7: for you to get a case Curtis line or whatever
Speaker 7: else you want. We're just looking for answers to this question,
Speaker 7: what's the most memorable birthday you've had?
Speaker 2: All in honor of Gimpey's birthday. Me BM a mess
Speaker 2: and whatever that is to eight two nine four five
Speaker 2: and Dustin is on the phone. Hey, Dustin, how are
Speaker 2: you good? Are you good friend? What's the most memorable
Speaker 2: birthday you've had?
Speaker 10: Probably my nineteenth birthday. It started out in the emergency room.
Speaker 10: What happened so August sixth ninety nine. I was out
Speaker 10: riding their box for the tollerker of Mine and we
Speaker 10: found this little bump. We were jumping off of him.
Speaker 10: He looked at me and he's like, I'm gonna jump
Speaker 10: further than you. And the last thing I said was no,
Speaker 10: you're not, and I went to go after him. He
Speaker 10: hit the jump on the futt of one hundred cc
Speaker 10: four stroke or bike. I was on a two fifty
Speaker 10: two stroke and the last thing I remember was hitting
Speaker 10: the base of the ramp and then everything just kind
Speaker 10: of went black. But somewhere in the air, a men
Speaker 10: the bike the side of the swamp ends and I
Speaker 10: hit the ground face first and the bike landed on me.
Speaker 2: Oh, and.
Speaker 10: I came to I was already laying in the back
Speaker 10: of my truck. My friend said. I stood up and
Speaker 10: looked at the bike and go and said, man, that hurt,
Speaker 10: and locked my truck and laid down. But I don't
Speaker 10: remember any of that.
Speaker 2: And you don't remember getting like any like you did
Speaker 2: you go to the hospital or any of that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They Once I laid down in the
Speaker 10: back of my truck, I kind of started coming through
Speaker 10: and figuring out what was going on and talked to
Speaker 10: a front of mine and I was like, man, my
Speaker 10: face hurts, and I asked him if it was bad,
Speaker 10: and he looked at me like, well, you're no ugly
Speaker 10: than usually are, so uh I was kind of I
Speaker 10: was woozy, to say the least. So they they ended
Speaker 10: up taking me to the hospital in my own truck,
Speaker 10: which I rode in the bed so I didn't want
Speaker 10: to get up in the cabin. But uh, now we
Speaker 10: went to the had Mercy round. I sat there for
Speaker 10: a little bit. I had gravel underneath the skin of
Speaker 10: my right arm and some cuts and stuff on my face,
Speaker 10: and stuff wasn't terrible.
Speaker 6: Considering didn't break anything. No broken legs or broken arms
Speaker 6: or broken face.
Speaker 10: Nothing, nothing broken. They said. I had some bruised ribs,
Speaker 10: so it was going to hurt to breathe and laugh,
Speaker 10: And then my face was kind of banged up a
Speaker 10: little bit from hitting the I had a helmet on,
Speaker 10: so most of those protected. It was just that open
Speaker 10: part of them where the chin garden stead of puting was.
Speaker 2: But did you get back on?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I actually talked to you as a few
Speaker 10: years ago. I was riding a wheelie down the highway
Speaker 10: in twenty twelve, lost control and hit the pavement. I
Speaker 10: had rode rash from my waistline up to my nipples.
Speaker 2: I remember that. And did you did get back on
Speaker 2: the bike after that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I actually bought a motorcycle to do a nine day
Speaker 10: trip through Colorado with my dad, and then I sold
Speaker 10: that shortly after. I've had a few here and there.
Speaker 10: I don't ride in there as much as I do.
Speaker 10: Did usually just buy old busted motorcycles and restore them
Speaker 10: and and sell them.
Speaker 2: Did you stop doing wheelies after that? Though?
Speaker 10: I would like to say yes, But that that particular motorcycle,
Speaker 10: it hit the ground so hard to crack the engine box,
Speaker 10: so I replaced the engine in it. And the first
Speaker 10: time I wrote it, I rode a wheelly down the road,
Speaker 10: and when I set it down, I was like, you
Speaker 10: know what, I got to sell this thing, and ended
Speaker 10: up selling that motorcycle as well.
Speaker 2: And what's the fact as you've ever gone on a bike?
Speaker 10: The sphenomena is reading one hundred and eighty six, but
Speaker 10: I had I had a geared down, so in all
Speaker 10: actuality it was probably in the one high one sixties,
Speaker 10: low one seventies. I've been clocked at one hundred and
Speaker 10: twenty at the drag strip here in Tulsa.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about that? Going that fast?
Speaker 10: I love it. I mean, my wife and daughters won't
Speaker 10: allow it anymore. But at the time, man, it was,
Speaker 10: it was awesome.
Speaker 2: And would you recommend that for anyone?
Speaker 10: I don't know about anyone. It takes a special kind
Speaker 10: of crazy to do stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I think, what kind of crazy? Tell me more?
Speaker 10: You got to be like sky diving type crazy like
Speaker 10: things you want to get your blood pumping, right, I
Speaker 10: don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I am going to push back on that.
Speaker 7: I think that skydiving crazy doesn't feel nearly as crazy
Speaker 7: as going one hundred and eighty six miles an hour,
Speaker 7: one hundred and sixty six miles an hour, three feet
Speaker 7: from the ground.
Speaker 10: Eh, I mean I had I had protective gear on,
Speaker 10: so that's true.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 10: I had a leather jacket, leather pants, uh spye protector,
Speaker 10: which I wish I would have had when I did
Speaker 10: that wheeling on the motorcycle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, weird. Do you wear a helmet normally? Yes?
Speaker 10: Right on, man, listen, so air will come up over
Speaker 10: the glasses and make my ass water, So I just
Speaker 10: put a helmet off.
Speaker 2: Yeah No, that's that seems like the reason they're invented.
Speaker 2: It makes sense. Uh gimp, go ahead and tell him
Speaker 2: exactly what he's going to get. Lindsay's birthday it is
Speaker 2: usually overshadowed because we much rather celebrate the brave men
Speaker 2: and women who fight and died for this amazing country
Speaker 2: we live in. Enjoy this twenty five dollars gift card
Speaker 2: for our case kers line, oh or whatever you want back.
Speaker 7: To you guys, handline buddy, so GIMPI can get your
Speaker 7: personal info and have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Okay, appreciate you man.
Speaker 7: We posted online and you guys are welcome to add
Speaker 7: to it about Gimpie's birthday and some people posted sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 7: Got to drink but allergies were killing me. Took two benadryl,
Speaker 7: passed out, woke up hours later to everyone leaving.
Speaker 2: That's uck completely slept through it. That's your most memorable
Speaker 2: huh uh?
Speaker 7: One time in Vegas for my birthday on Freemont, I
Speaker 7: lost my debit card, lost my phone, and also lost
Speaker 7: my friends.
Speaker 2: Hey quote in a movie.
Speaker 7: My best friend and I have the same birthday, and
Speaker 7: our guy surprised us with a road trip.
Speaker 2: To New Orleans. Our suburban overheated in the French Quarter
Speaker 2: and money was lost at the casinos, so we had
Speaker 2: to sleep in the car in the middle of summer
Speaker 2: in New Orleans. And it says till we got it
Speaker 2: could get it fixed. How long was that? All right?
Speaker 2: That sounds like it's.
Speaker 7: Two thousand and seven. I found out my mom had
Speaker 7: lung cancer on my birthday. Of all the things, she
Speaker 7: was upset that she forgot my birthday until I called
Speaker 7: her to ask what the results of her scans were.
Speaker 2: She was such a thoughtful person. M sorry, I know
Speaker 2: that I was twenty first birthday and lost ve.
Speaker 8: Bless you.
Speaker 7: Twenty first birthday in Las Vegas was probably the most
Speaker 7: epic birthday I've had.
Speaker 2: I had a buddy who probably.
Speaker 7: Weighed around one hundred and forty pounds and at the
Speaker 7: time I weighed two seventy five. One night, one night,
Speaker 7: I get so plastered on Fremont Street that my buddy,
Speaker 7: who is also drunk, has to help me walk three
Speaker 7: blocks to our hotel, and the whole time he would
Speaker 7: tell me that I was probably going to jail if
Speaker 7: I don't try to help walk.
Speaker 2: We made it, but OMG, I've never gotten that drunk again.
Speaker 2: In this one.
Speaker 7: My twenty first birthday, me and my friend went to
Speaker 7: a club here in Tulsa. I can't remember can't quite
Speaker 7: remember the name of it, but we were invited back
Speaker 7: to a hotel party by a couple of guys that
Speaker 7: bought our drinks all night in the club. When we
Speaker 7: showed up at the hotel, it wasn't exactly the party
Speaker 7: I was expecting.
Speaker 2: On the door.
Speaker 7: This great, big dude answered the door. I looked into
Speaker 7: the room and it was set up to film a
Speaker 7: porno camera in the middle of the room, naked chicks
Speaker 7: and dudes everywhere.
Speaker 2: I looked at my friend and said, ah hail no,
Speaker 2: and we left. It was the wildest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: There's a lot more to the story, but I would
Speaker 2: be leaving a novel of a message that people probably
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to read. First of all, lady, you are
Speaker 2: misinterpreting what people want to read. Uh huh. I want
Speaker 2: to know the rest. I want to know the rest
Speaker 2: of the story. Man, everybody's got a memorable story. I
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