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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Michael Cohen here with the Michael Cohen Show

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on our journey to two hundred and fifty thousand subscribers.

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So do me favor hit the subscribe button. Now. We

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got a lot to talk about, my friends, So don't

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go anywhere, because yesterday Trump had I don't know, but

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I would characterize as somebody who knows him maybe maybe

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one of the most unhinged rallies yet. All right, and

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that of course was in New York. It was in

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Uniondale at Nassau Coliseum. So stay with me on this

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because I want to show you the various clips, one

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clip getting crazier than the next, crazier, followed then by

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even crazier. You can't make this stuff up. So first first,

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Von schitzen Pants has the message for Kamala. Play the clip.

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Speaker 2: Let me also deliver a message straight to Kamala Harris,

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the radical left Democrat politicians and the fakre's media. Look

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how many are there. We've got to get our media

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back in this country. We've got to get them back.

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But the messages. It's time to stop the lives, stop

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the hoaxes, stop the smears, stop the law fair or

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the fake lawsuits against me, and stop claiming your opponents

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will turn America into a dictatorship. Give me a break,

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because the fact is that I'm not a threat to democracy.

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They are.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what the hell these people are

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even cheering about. First of all, he most certainly anybody

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that turns around and tells you that on day number

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one that they intend to rewrite the constitution and confer

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all power onto themselves and then to be able to

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use Seal Team six to go after their enemies and

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their critics. That, my friends, is called a dictator. All right,

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this schmuck goes ahead. You can't make this up. He

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then goes ahead and expresses how great he is. You

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cannot imagine first attacking the media. And by the way,

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this thing was being covered by Newsmax, which is a

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far right wing Donald Trump buddy news outlet. I mean,

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this is crazy, But watch how he talks about how

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great he is. Play the clip.

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Speaker 2: So I call up my wife and I'd say, baby,

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who could draw crowds? Nobody could draw grounds? May nobody,

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not even to us. I'm the greatest of all time,

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maybe greater even than Elvis, because Elvis had a guitar.

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I don't have a guitar. Elvis had a guitar. I

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don't have the privilege of a guitar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because number one, you can't play the guitar too.

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You're not a performer. You're running for the You're running

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for the presidency of the United States, you idiot. I mean,

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what you do have as a mushroom pecker? Why don't

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you pull that out and impress the fucking crowd. How

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stupid is this? He's greater than Elvis, seriously, and he's

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trying to impress his wife. Well, maybe that way she'll

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actually spend five minutes with him on this entire political

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tour of theirs. Look, I'm gonna keep going because again

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the crazy batshit nonsense that spewing out of that gaping

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anus underneath his nose only gets worse. All right. He then,

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of course decides to show his intelligence. He of course

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has to not only tell you he's great, all right,

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he's he's more popular than Elvis. Now he wants to

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tell you just how smart he is, all right, Play the.

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Speaker 2: Clip came into our country hundreds. Most people don't even

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know you have that many countries. You actually have over

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two hundred but most people don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, most people don't know, but he does. You know

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how he knows because with The Apprentice, that's how we were.

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was a part owner of the licensing rights onto it. Yeah,

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there's almost this over two hundred countries in this in

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this world. Congratulations, Donald, you know you finally know something.

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You finally actually said something that's actually accurate. All right.

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He then, of course goes on while in New York.

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While in New York, his former primary residence state, decides,

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knowing that he's going to lose the state of New

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York all right, No, that the state that he grew

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up in despises him. What does he have to do.

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It's got to show how big and how tough he is.

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So he threatens New York State residents play the clip.

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Speaker 2: New York State will be like a third World nation,

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Speaker 1: What is he talking about? A third world state? Let

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me be very clear, I actually happen to live in

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a Trump property. This is no third world state. This

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is no third world property. The guy is actually fear mongering.

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is that there's a guy there who's wearing a fireman's

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hat or a captain's hat and so on. These people

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think that Donald Trump gives a flying shit about any

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one of them. He's going to make the Empire state

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back into into some great place. This New York is great.

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New York is doing just fine. Oh my gosh. There

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are some migrants here that are in hotels in the city,

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and I don't even know what the hell he's talking about.

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He doesn't, of course specify why New York. New York

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ranks amongst the top places that people come from all

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over the world to visit. On top of that, our

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education is top in the country. I don't even know

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what he's talking about, But then again, neither does hey.

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He then goes on after of course, trying to impress

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Milania all right by telling you how popular, how famous

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he is. I guess some Laura Luma must really be

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stroking his ego, all right, and probably Elena Habber fighting

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for his attention too. He then goes on and he

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actually disrespects Milanya in front of the whole crowd. Play

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the clip.

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Speaker 2: Go out and get a book. She just wrote a book.

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I hope she said good things about I don't know.

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I didn't so busy. She just wrote a book called Milani.

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I go out and buy it. It's great. And if

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she says bad things about me, I'll call you all

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up and I'll say, don't buy it, get rid of it. No.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, he doesn't know because she never told him.

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They don't speak. He has no idea. In fact, he

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never read his own books that were ghost written for him.

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I mean, talk about crazy. It's a grift, you stupid

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people in the audience. He's telling you to go out

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and to buy Milania's book. Why in that way he

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just have to give her any money? I mean, that's

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what it's all about. You know that even with his

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truth social platform, he was screwing over the two guys

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that actually created the whole thing. In fact, Forbes just

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came out with the whole thing. You'll hear it on

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my Maya Culpa podcast coming up with Dan alex and

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from Forbes that the bulk right now, more than eighty

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percent of Trump's wealth is tied up into truth social

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which is only like what six seven months old? Could

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you imagine that the bulk of his assets, his wealth,

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is tied up into a pump and dump stock, so

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he's trying to shit off. He went ahead and he

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told the guys who had like less than ten percent

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combined that he wanted them to give her half of

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their stock when he has like sixty some odd percent.

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Didn't give Miliania a single percent from him, wanted these

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other guys that created the whole thing for him to

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give up half their stock. This is who he is,

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all right. He doesn't care about Milania. Go I'll go ahead,

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go buy her book, and if she doesn't say nice things,

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I'll tell you to return it. I mean, this is

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what you say about your wife makes no sense to me.

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like a little bit of a jab to even the crowd,

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to his supporters. He starts to ask the crowd about

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their wealth and their children. You can't believe the shit

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play the clip.

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Speaker 2: Does anybody in this incredible arena not love their children?

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Who in the arena is rich and will not leave

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their money to their kids? Because if that's the case,

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then what they did for you doesn't mean anything. Do

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I have any hands? Twenty thousand people and to have

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no hands? Okay, who wants to leave their money to

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their kids? That's good?

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Speaker 1: Not Donald? Not Donald. In fact, yeah, it's the funniest thing,

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because the way that he gives his kids money, you

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would think that the guy has zero. It's unbelievable. I

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don't even know what he's talking about here. What is

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he trying to say to them? I mean, if you

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could tell me, I would like to understand. Yeah, of course,

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every parent wants to do the best for their children.

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it for him, be better. His kids will tell you

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that he's fucking cheap as hell with them, and so

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it really puts them through the ring or on everything.

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But I don't even understand where he's going with this.

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He doesn't finish thoughts, he doesn't finish topics, because there

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is no point behind any of it.

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Speaker 2: All.

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Speaker 1: Right, on top of all of this, something that we

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have all noticed, Donald is in serious decline. It's why

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I say that he, of course is the old man

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up on the stage these days. It's no longer Joe Biden,

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and he is beginning to more and more often, and

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something we've all better start paying real attention to. He's

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slurring his speech and his words. Watch play the clip.

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Speaker 2: The biggest sight anywhere in the world, probably bigger than

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Saudi Arabia, bigger than Russia. Russia, and what did they do?

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Illego myrons migrats and they're not getting it from them?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, what is he talking about? Do you hear

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the slurring on that speech? We're watching Russias. I mean,

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this are the things that you want in a president.

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This is dangerous, very very dangerous. In fact, it's so

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dangerous the way that the Republicans were attacking Joe Biden,

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the funny things that they're not attacking Donald Trump. They're not.

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I don't understand the reason. Look, finally, finally, von schitzen

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Pants says one of the most loaded statements yet. Play

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this clip and you'll get my final reaction.

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Speaker 2: Vote for Donald Trump. What the hell do you have

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to lose? What do you have to lose?

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Speaker 1: What do you have to lose? Really? Where to start democracy,

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women's reproductive freedom rights, let's say your status as a

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US citizen. With his plan on remigration, which I don't

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even know what the hell he's talking about. There. You know,

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you end up losing your first Amendment, your fourth Amendment,

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your eighth amendment, constitutional rights. He's going to end up

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jailing people simply because their critics or their political opponents.

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There's so much to lose here, so much to lose.

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And do any of these people that are in that

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crowd think that anything that Donald Trump is going to

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do is going to ignore to their benefit? If they

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answer by them is yes, and you would think so.

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By the way, there's not eighteen thousand people. I don't

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even think Nasau Colosseum holds eighteen thousand. I think it

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holds more like sixteen thousand. The man lies about everything,

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and he lies incessantly. And it's why I will tell

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you that the contrast between Donald Trump and Shady Vance

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or should I call it Shady Vans and von schitzen

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Pants versus Kamala Harris and Tim Walls could not be

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more drastic. And it's why I will end this episode

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as I do all, make sure you are registered to vote.

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I can only say it a million times. We have

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forty eight days left. Make sure that you are fully

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registered to vote. Go to vote dot org and make

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sure on election day you go to the ballot and

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you end up voting. Harris Walls twenty twenty four. Hey everyone,

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