Speaker 1: Hey, it's Michael Cohen here with the Michael Cohen Show
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go anywhere, because yesterday Trump had I don't know, but
I would characterize as somebody who knows him maybe maybe
one of the most unhinged rallies yet. All right, and
that of course was in New York. It was in
Uniondale at Nassau Coliseum. So stay with me on this
because I want to show you the various clips, one
clip getting crazier than the next, crazier, followed then by
even crazier. You can't make this stuff up. So first first,
Von schitzen Pants has the message for Kamala. Play the clip.
Speaker 2: Let me also deliver a message straight to Kamala Harris,
the radical left Democrat politicians and the fakre's media. Look
how many are there. We've got to get our media
back in this country. We've got to get them back.
But the messages. It's time to stop the lives, stop
the hoaxes, stop the smears, stop the law fair or
the fake lawsuits against me, and stop claiming your opponents
will turn America into a dictatorship. Give me a break,
because the fact is that I'm not a threat to democracy.
They are.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what the hell these people are
even cheering about. First of all, he most certainly anybody
that turns around and tells you that on day number
one that they intend to rewrite the constitution and confer
all power onto themselves and then to be able to
use Seal Team six to go after their enemies and
their critics. That, my friends, is called a dictator. All right,
this schmuck goes ahead. You can't make this up. He
then goes ahead and expresses how great he is. You
cannot imagine first attacking the media. And by the way,
this thing was being covered by Newsmax, which is a
far right wing Donald Trump buddy news outlet. I mean,
this is crazy, But watch how he talks about how
great he is. Play the clip.
Speaker 2: So I call up my wife and I'd say, baby,
who could draw crowds? Nobody could draw grounds? May nobody,
not even to us. I'm the greatest of all time,
maybe greater even than Elvis, because Elvis had a guitar.
I don't have a guitar. Elvis had a guitar. I
don't have the privilege of a guitar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because number one, you can't play the guitar too.
You're not a performer. You're running for the You're running
for the presidency of the United States, you idiot. I mean,
what you do have as a mushroom pecker? Why don't
you pull that out and impress the fucking crowd. How
stupid is this? He's greater than Elvis, seriously, and he's
trying to impress his wife. Well, maybe that way she'll
actually spend five minutes with him on this entire political
tour of theirs. Look, I'm gonna keep going because again
the crazy batshit nonsense that spewing out of that gaping
anus underneath his nose only gets worse. All right. He then,
of course decides to show his intelligence. He of course
has to not only tell you he's great, all right,
he's he's more popular than Elvis. Now he wants to
tell you just how smart he is, all right, Play the.
Speaker 2: Clip came into our country hundreds. Most people don't even
know you have that many countries. You actually have over
two hundred but most people don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, most people don't know, but he does. You know
how he knows because with The Apprentice, that's how we were.
We were end up licensing out the Apprentice because he
was a part owner of the licensing rights onto it. Yeah,
there's almost this over two hundred countries in this in
this world. Congratulations, Donald, you know you finally know something.
You finally actually said something that's actually accurate. All right.
He then, of course goes on while in New York.
While in New York, his former primary residence state, decides,
knowing that he's going to lose the state of New
York all right, No, that the state that he grew
up in despises him. What does he have to do.
It's got to show how big and how tough he is.
So he threatens New York State residents play the clip.
Speaker 2: New York State will be like a third World nation,
if it isn't already it is, I think it is.
With Trump, the Empire State will once again be the
envy of the entire world.
Speaker 1: What is he talking about? A third world state? Let
me be very clear, I actually happen to live in
a Trump property. This is no third world state. This
is no third world property. The guy is actually fear mongering.
And the worst thing, the worst thing that I see
is that there's a guy there who's wearing a fireman's
hat or a captain's hat and so on. These people
think that Donald Trump gives a flying shit about any
one of them. He's going to make the Empire state
back into into some great place. This New York is great.
New York is doing just fine. Oh my gosh. There
are some migrants here that are in hotels in the city,
and I don't even know what the hell he's talking about.
He doesn't, of course specify why New York. New York
ranks amongst the top places that people come from all
over the world to visit. On top of that, our
education is top in the country. I don't even know
what he's talking about, But then again, neither does hey.
He then goes on after of course, trying to impress
Milania all right by telling you how popular, how famous
he is. I guess some Laura Luma must really be
stroking his ego, all right, and probably Elena Habber fighting
for his attention too. He then goes on and he
actually disrespects Milanya in front of the whole crowd. Play
the clip.
Speaker 2: Go out and get a book. She just wrote a book.
I hope she said good things about I don't know.
I didn't so busy. She just wrote a book called Milani.
I go out and buy it. It's great. And if
she says bad things about me, I'll call you all
up and I'll say, don't buy it, get rid of it. No.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he doesn't know because she never told him.
They don't speak. He has no idea. In fact, he
never read his own books that were ghost written for him.
I mean, talk about crazy. It's a grift, you stupid
people in the audience. He's telling you to go out
and to buy Milania's book. Why in that way he
just have to give her any money? I mean, that's
what it's all about. You know that even with his
truth social platform, he was screwing over the two guys
that actually created the whole thing. In fact, Forbes just
came out with the whole thing. You'll hear it on
my Maya Culpa podcast coming up with Dan alex and
from Forbes that the bulk right now, more than eighty
percent of Trump's wealth is tied up into truth social
which is only like what six seven months old? Could
you imagine that the bulk of his assets, his wealth,
is tied up into a pump and dump stock, so
he's trying to shit off. He went ahead and he
told the guys who had like less than ten percent
combined that he wanted them to give her half of
their stock when he has like sixty some odd percent.
Didn't give Miliania a single percent from him, wanted these
other guys that created the whole thing for him to
give up half their stock. This is who he is,
all right. He doesn't care about Milania. Go I'll go ahead,
go buy her book, and if she doesn't say nice things,
I'll tell you to return it. I mean, this is
what you say about your wife makes no sense to me.
Once again, he then goes on and it's kind of
like a little bit of a jab to even the crowd,
to his supporters. He starts to ask the crowd about
their wealth and their children. You can't believe the shit
play the clip.
Speaker 2: Does anybody in this incredible arena not love their children?
Who in the arena is rich and will not leave
their money to their kids? Because if that's the case,
then what they did for you doesn't mean anything. Do
I have any hands? Twenty thousand people and to have
no hands? Okay, who wants to leave their money to
their kids? That's good?
Speaker 1: Not Donald? Not Donald. In fact, yeah, it's the funniest thing,
because the way that he gives his kids money, you
would think that the guy has zero. It's unbelievable. I
don't even know what he's talking about here. What is
he trying to say to them? I mean, if you
could tell me, I would like to understand. Yeah, of course,
every parent wants to do the best for their children.
I mean that's not an unusual thing. His father did
it for him, be better. His kids will tell you
that he's fucking cheap as hell with them, and so
it really puts them through the ring or on everything.
But I don't even understand where he's going with this.
He doesn't finish thoughts, he doesn't finish topics, because there
is no point behind any of it.
Speaker 2: All.
Speaker 1: Right, on top of all of this, something that we
have all noticed, Donald is in serious decline. It's why
I say that he, of course is the old man
up on the stage these days. It's no longer Joe Biden,
and he is beginning to more and more often, and
something we've all better start paying real attention to. He's
slurring his speech and his words. Watch play the clip.
Speaker 2: The biggest sight anywhere in the world, probably bigger than
Saudi Arabia, bigger than Russia. Russia, and what did they do?
Illego myrons migrats and they're not getting it from them?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, what is he talking about? Do you hear
the slurring on that speech? We're watching Russias. I mean,
this are the things that you want in a president.
This is dangerous, very very dangerous. In fact, it's so
dangerous the way that the Republicans were attacking Joe Biden,
the funny things that they're not attacking Donald Trump. They're not.
I don't understand the reason. Look, finally, finally, von schitzen
Pants says one of the most loaded statements yet. Play
this clip and you'll get my final reaction.
Speaker 2: Vote for Donald Trump. What the hell do you have
to lose? What do you have to lose?
Speaker 1: What do you have to lose? Really? Where to start democracy,
women's reproductive freedom rights, let's say your status as a
US citizen. With his plan on remigration, which I don't
even know what the hell he's talking about. There. You know,
you end up losing your first Amendment, your fourth Amendment,
your eighth amendment, constitutional rights. He's going to end up
jailing people simply because their critics or their political opponents.
There's so much to lose here, so much to lose.
And do any of these people that are in that
crowd think that anything that Donald Trump is going to
do is going to ignore to their benefit? If they
answer by them is yes, and you would think so.
By the way, there's not eighteen thousand people. I don't
even think Nasau Colosseum holds eighteen thousand. I think it
holds more like sixteen thousand. The man lies about everything,
and he lies incessantly. And it's why I will tell
you that the contrast between Donald Trump and Shady Vance
or should I call it Shady Vans and von schitzen
Pants versus Kamala Harris and Tim Walls could not be
more drastic. And it's why I will end this episode
as I do all, make sure you are registered to vote.
I can only say it a million times. We have
forty eight days left. Make sure that you are fully
registered to vote. Go to vote dot org and make
sure on election day you go to the ballot and
you end up voting. Harris Walls twenty twenty four. Hey everyone,
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