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<v Speaker 1>From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza Fame. He'd liked to

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<v Speaker 1>be walked on a leash and play really dirty, kinky

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<v Speaker 1>sex games. He is, uh the guy put the cock

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<v Speaker 1>in the Peacock network. Okay, bitch, hey, everybody aj Benzi here,

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<v Speaker 1>but fame is a bitch. This is your free show

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<v Speaker 1>for November one, Saturday, several hours after the Halloween festivities

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<v Speaker 1>have ended. I don't know what you did if you

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<v Speaker 1>got the kids out there. There are a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>kids in this neighborhood, but they don't come into apartment,

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<v Speaker 1>thank goodness. But not as many as I used to

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<v Speaker 1>see several years ago when I lived close to Teluca Lake,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a beautiful upscale neighborhood in Los Angeles, and

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<v Speaker 1>Adavino lived there. That whole development. I'm talking twenty thirty blocks.

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<v Speaker 1>People go bananas. It's really fun to take the kids

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<v Speaker 1>there and uh just from house to house. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>adults have tables at with wine and cheese, so the

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<v Speaker 1>adults can have something while the kids trick or treat.

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<v Speaker 1>There's beautiful, uh you know, scary movies being shown on

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<v Speaker 1>projectors in the yard. There are people who work in

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood and makeup and hair who dressed themselves up as

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<v Speaker 1>serial killers and run around the neighborhood. That's crazy, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's great and the kids loved it. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I sat home and watched a few scary movies, which,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, look, I'm gonna go out. It's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>My kids are old. They rock and went to a party.

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<v Speaker 1>So I watched a couple of scary movies. I watched

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<v Speaker 1>a movie called Trust with Sophie Turner, actually written by

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<v Speaker 1>one of my great friends, Gigi LEVANGI wrote the screenplay,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, I'm not I was never a Sophie Turner talker.

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<v Speaker 1>No Sophie Turner. I'm not like a huge fan of hers,

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<v Speaker 1>but very pretty, very tall, thin life, if you will.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks so much like Carolyn Bissett John F. Kennedy,

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<v Speaker 1>Junior's ex wife. I'm surprised. Maybe she was in the

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<v Speaker 1>meetings to maybe portray Carolyn, but ten thousand times better

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<v Speaker 1>than who they got to play her for this Ryan

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<v Speaker 1>Murphy series that's gonna start. I don't know, they were

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<v Speaker 1>just filming it. Maybe they're done filming it, but no

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<v Speaker 1>bad casting. But Sophie would have been great Sophie. This

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<v Speaker 1>movie is interesting trust because she gets locked by accident

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<v Speaker 1>in a utility room with a metal door, and as

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<v Speaker 1>somebody on the other side of the door is trying

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<v Speaker 1>to open the door handle to get her, couple of

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<v Speaker 1>thieves they break the handle and then she all tries

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<v Speaker 1>to open it on her and she breaks it too.

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<v Speaker 1>So now she's no way to get out. She's locked

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<v Speaker 1>in this cement room with a metal door, nothing in

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<v Speaker 1>there but a rat. I'm not gonna spoil it for you,

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<v Speaker 1>but I went through something like this, not nearly as Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, a pipe burst, so now the little

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<v Speaker 1>utility room was filling up with water. Actually can't get out,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll let you watch it yourself. But a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years ago I met the motel with Rocco. He

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<v Speaker 1>went to school, so it's like ten am. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>due back to five hours, six hours whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 1>got basketball practice and I going to back and went

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<v Speaker 1>out my phone. Well the fucking door locked from the outside,

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<v Speaker 1>could not open it, and I'm pounding the knob and

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<v Speaker 1>finally it breaks. I had nothing to stick in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't use a toothbrush, there was nothing in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm panicking. I can't call anybody. I get claustrophobic, so

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<v Speaker 1>I thought jammed with my right shoulder, I busted the

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<v Speaker 1>door frame. I told the motel people what happened. They

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<v Speaker 1>weren't notice. They liked me. They're like, well, mister Benson

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<v Speaker 1>was so sorry. It's a thicket fixed of the door jam.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever the hell. But oh, that ain't a good place

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<v Speaker 1>to be. So I understand that that terror of being

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<v Speaker 1>locked in a small room, never mind the rats in

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<v Speaker 1>the water. Jesus Christ. On my Patreon show a week

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<v Speaker 1>or two ago, there was a story written by somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who was alleging that Charlie Sheen was now dating a man,

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<v Speaker 1>a guy from a not a show of bused guy,

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<v Speaker 1>but regular guy that Charlie was very much happy with.

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<v Speaker 1>And I called bullshit. And I had a whole show

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<v Speaker 1>describing to people who the writer is, what his past

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<v Speaker 1>is like, the kind of bullshit he deals in. And

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<v Speaker 1>I told him exactly the truth, that is to say,

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<v Speaker 1>this story is horseshit. So Charlie Sheen now is more

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<v Speaker 1>or less saying the same thing, even though this guy,

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<v Speaker 1>Rob Shooter wrote that Charlie's perfectly happy with a new

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<v Speaker 1>man in his life. The two keep a low profile.

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<v Speaker 1>They love to watch movies at Charlie's house, and the

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<v Speaker 1>lover was apparently, like I said, a guy with a

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<v Speaker 1>regular job. But they said, we've never seen Sources told

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<v Speaker 1>Rob never seen Charlie happier. Oh really, did you see

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<v Speaker 1>him smoking crack while the girl gave him head? I

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<v Speaker 1>think he was happier. Then let's stop what I've never seen.

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<v Speaker 1>See there's somebody tells it's like, shut the shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>So I called bullshit immediately and told everybody why and

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<v Speaker 1>how this guy is able to write such shit. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was right about all of it. And now Charlie

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<v Speaker 1>Sheen is backing me up with what he's telling the press.

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<v Speaker 1>He went to clarify his comments about hooking up with

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<v Speaker 1>men at the height of his drug addiction, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was on the Graham ben Singer podcast. Yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 1>on Bill Maher, He was on a lot of Joe Rogan.

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<v Speaker 1>None of them guys really went into the whole tell

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<v Speaker 1>me about this man on man sex thing. They really

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<v Speaker 1>didn't delve into it too much. Bill didn't touch it

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<v Speaker 1>at all. Uh, But Graham Benzinger wants to know about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, you know, uh, sex is a broad category,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wanted to know what happened, but went on

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<v Speaker 1>and Charlie's like, you know, and I said what I said,

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<v Speaker 1>people immediately thought about intercourse. That's not the case. So

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<v Speaker 1>right away I'm like, of course it's not the I

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<v Speaker 1>know it. And Charlie's like, I don't want to be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I did this thing, but this and that part of

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't happen. You know, I don't know what that matters.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of dancing around it. But then he said, look,

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<v Speaker 1>they say you experiment in college. You know, I never

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<v Speaker 1>went to college, so maybe that explains it. Charlie's great

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<v Speaker 1>with interviews. He knows how to playcate people. He never

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<v Speaker 1>gets upset and walks away. He always rolls with it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's fucking so smart at being a celebrity. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what this guy's gone through, what he's put his life through,

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<v Speaker 1>and yet he always comes out smelling like a rose.

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<v Speaker 1>I marvel at people like this, And like I told

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<v Speaker 1>my patrons, in five years or less, he's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>in a drama and he's gonna be up for awards.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, this guy, Charlie's been so good for

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<v Speaker 1>so long, but he got pigeonholed into certain roles. And

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<v Speaker 1>then of course his drug addiction didn't help him, nor

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<v Speaker 1>did tiger blood and winning that didn't help him. What

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like him a lot winning anyhow. But you know, look,

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<v Speaker 1>he did say it was liberating to flip the menu over.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was happy that. You know, the world didn't end,

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<v Speaker 1>the train didn't come through the restaurant and kill him

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<v Speaker 1>when he said it. A piano didn't fall out of

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<v Speaker 1>the sky, got it. But you know, when you get

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<v Speaker 1>too high, especially on crack, crack is a I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a crowd that was never a crack guy, but crack

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<v Speaker 1>is a nasty drug. Oh that is mentally physically debilitating,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a sex drugg When I was first shooting

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<v Speaker 1>mysteries and scandals on Hollywood Boulevard back in ninety seven,

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<v Speaker 1>when Hollywood was shit, I mean, I'm taking you have no.

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<v Speaker 1>There wasn't the big Hollywood Hyland's Complex. There wasn't the

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Kimmel Theater that was abandoned. There was an old

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<v Speaker 1>movie theater abandoned. I mean, just awful stretch of Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>Helicopters flying above us with spotlights trying to catch people.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a murder during one of our shows. A

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<v Speaker 1>few guys left the girl dead behind a pet boys

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<v Speaker 1>and a dumpster, and all four of them, three guys

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<v Speaker 1>and the victim came to watch our shoot and took pictures,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm in the pictures. They found the girl's camera

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<v Speaker 1>and saw me and the production crew and they questioned

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<v Speaker 1>us at e We had the cameras roller, but we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't film the guys faces. The cameras were down, so

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<v Speaker 1>all we got with their feet. But they were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about camera guys and talking to me. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>bad area. I saw homeless having sex, crackheads having sex

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<v Speaker 1>on benches. It was disgusting and that's what crack does.

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<v Speaker 2>But I knew I was right, and you know, happy

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you that's what you get when you drawing

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<v Speaker 2>my Patreon, when you go to patreon dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Slash fame is a bitch. I'm saying it so many times.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bluing the goddamn face. Just make the fucking move.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't want to go there, then I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what I'm now on substack ajbenz a dot substack

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<v Speaker 1>They get nervous about a new app. How do I

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<v Speaker 1>do it? How do I download it? It's too confusing,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not You Go and type in ajbenz a dot

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<v Speaker 1>substack dot com and just follow the prompts. It's ten

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<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna get a show a week, not a

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<v Speaker 1>show that I've already done as a podcast. There's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a story week. In other words, I'm gonna write

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<v Speaker 1>a story about something that I don't talk about on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. I'm not gonna double dip. So whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>hear on the podcast, you're not gonna see on substack.

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<v Speaker 1>You're also gonna get. Every week, I'm gonna release a

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<v Speaker 1>new chapter from my upcoming third book called Fame Adjacent.

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<v Speaker 1>So he released the first chapter next Thursday, I'll release

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<v Speaker 1>the second and so on and so on. So go

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that's what you cat, you know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Charlie was so high back then, and he's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those guys who literally lives the anything with a hole

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<v Speaker 1>in a heartbeat axiom and the experimented with the man

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<v Speaker 1>or two or three, who knows. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly. I would think the guy went down on Charlie,

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<v Speaker 1>or he went down on the guy and he came

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<v Speaker 1>away not being upset that he tried it. Maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>felt liberated because nothing changed in his life, so he

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<v Speaker 1>just went with the flow I'm saying. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>Charlie is too that there was no pillow biting going on.

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe it's just me. I never had a moment

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<v Speaker 1>with a boy or a man when I fell backed

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<v Speaker 1>into a corner or curious in any way. Shape Before

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, Rogan talked about him being friends with an

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<v Speaker 1>older man who I think they were fishing or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and this guy was making began to make a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of overtures to Joe. And this is before Joe

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<v Speaker 1>was a tough kid, you know, tough guy, and he

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<v Speaker 1>extricated himself from the situation. But he definitely had the

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<v Speaker 1>sense to know this is not a good place to

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<v Speaker 1>be and he got out of there. And I hear

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<v Speaker 1>so many comics. I don't know why, comics, but on

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<v Speaker 1>their podcast openly admitting that they have experimented with blowing

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<v Speaker 1>a male friend or having that friend do gay shit

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<v Speaker 1>to them, and then they weren't like five or six,

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<v Speaker 1>they were older, but junior high school kind of shit

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't exist in my day. If it did, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>talked about it. I know people were gay in the

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<v Speaker 1>sixties and seventies as they are now, but I don't know, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll hear it, like once a month all these comic

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<v Speaker 1>could podcasts talk about Yeah, I remember that. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy like my friend is wanting to blow me.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried it. What the what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>of him. I know it's not right. I'm not standing

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<v Speaker 1>on it, but I can't believe the number of men

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<v Speaker 1>in their forties and fifties who openly talked about having

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<v Speaker 1>not my bag. But you know, I don't care that

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<v Speaker 1>eleven twelve, we're playing tackle football across the street from

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, like ten twelve of us, fifteen of

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you want to call it. And then at some

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<v Speaker 1>take a leak. And back then it wasn't odd for

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<v Speaker 1>It just was. It wasn't a gay thing. Was like, all,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just both pee together and and even have our

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<v Speaker 1>piss hit each other's piss like a this sounds so gay,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, like a like a sword fight with your

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<v Speaker 1>p streams okay. And you know that was like a

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a five second giggle fest. Okay. When it was

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<v Speaker 1>over and we both were looking out the way, know,

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<v Speaker 1>above the toilet. The guys are getting back on the

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<v Speaker 1>field to play. I said, let's go, let's go. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be late. Peter takes the tube of toilet paper,

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<v Speaker 1>which was empty, so it just was the cardboard too,

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<v Speaker 1>and make like a trumpet. Anyhow, Pete takes the off

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<v Speaker 1>the roll and he says he puts his penis in

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<v Speaker 1>and says, here, blow into this. And I'm like, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>No the fuck now, I'm not doing that. And then

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<v Speaker 1>he laughed and we ran out of the bathroom and

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<v Speaker 1>played football. But that was the only moment in my

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<v Speaker 1>life where I thought the same right, the same right. Again.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have any crack on me at the time

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<v Speaker 1>at twelve years old. So maybe if I were high,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have said let's go for Pete, but I

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<v Speaker 1>doubt it. Ah, Justin Bieber has sparked a big reaction

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<v Speaker 1>because he opened up his mouth. He opened up about

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<v Speaker 1>his beliefs during a Twitch live stream. He said, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>to people who are listening and watching, if you even

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<v Speaker 1>think of a woman with lust. It's the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>as actually doing it, committing adultrey or whatever. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing. So it's like, if it even crosses your

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<v Speaker 1>mind for one second, if you treat a man with

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<v Speaker 1>anger or something, it's the same as killing a man.

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<v Speaker 1>This fucking kid has lost it, lost it. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>There was that preacher a few years ago, Carl So

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<v Speaker 1>Carl Wentz, the real window, who got caught cheating on

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<v Speaker 1>his girl with some hot shake he meant at the

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<v Speaker 1>dog park. They were all hypocrites, they're all hypocrite bullshitaris.

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<v Speaker 1>But this guy grabbed baber when he was young, and

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<v Speaker 1>god knows what he told them. But it is not adultree.

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<v Speaker 1>If you think lustfully about a woman, you're not acting

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<v Speaker 1>on it to make sure a good guy. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>control what your mind thinks of. Don't let don't let

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<v Speaker 1>religious people tell you you're you're guilty for that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a thought. They have no idea what they're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>This is scientific. You can't no one can stop that thought.

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<v Speaker 1>How many times have you seen a preacher crying at

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<v Speaker 1>at his podium because he had evil thoughts? They're not evil, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>they're beautiful thoughts In fact, if you do that while

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<v Speaker 1>you're with someone who you love, it's okay. It just

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<v Speaker 1>keeps the relationship alive. You're not acting on If you

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<v Speaker 1>act on it, then you're a piece of shit. But

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<v Speaker 1>you're thinking about it. If I think about having a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking pizza a my fat, I mean just it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a thought. So obviously what he's talking about left a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people divided, like, well, why is he talking

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<v Speaker 1>about this? It's bullshit. For anything in life, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>control your thoughts. You can't control your thoughts, so if

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<v Speaker 1>you act on them, yeah, that's wrong. But the thought

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean shit. You know. But there are people out

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<v Speaker 1>there who are really religion will tell you, oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>if you think of this stuff, this is very bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you got to accept that you're a man.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do that. Well, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>If you accept that you're a man, that you accept

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<v Speaker 1>that we are hunters. Okay, you don't have to act

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<v Speaker 1>on it. But an innocent, quick lust thought is perfectly normal.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't talk to yourself justin you know, I know there's

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<v Speaker 1>a I know, I looked it up. There's a big

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<v Speaker 1>there's this di sermon on the Mount Jesus said, whoever

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<v Speaker 1>looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultry

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<v Speaker 1>with her in his heart. Matthew five twenty eight. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>Although you know I'm watching Justin say this. He's wearing

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<v Speaker 1>a pink hoodie and I'll just leave it right there.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what lust is everywhere. That's just the

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<v Speaker 1>way it is Bill Clinton. You know it wasn't beat

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<v Speaker 1>with Hillary. God knows presidents have a ship ton on

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<v Speaker 1>their mind. I'm not saying women don't. And this only

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<v Speaker 1>goes for men. Only applies to men, not for women. No,

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<v Speaker 1>women go through their own shit. They can think lustfully

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<v Speaker 1>about a man. It's completely natural. And of course she

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<v Speaker 1>got this young, vivacious, big chest. That intern is bouncing

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<v Speaker 1>in your office. Who wants to please the president, the

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<v Speaker 1>most powerful man in the free world. And she's looking

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<v Speaker 1>up at him with those eyes And you're a man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a man. She wasn't under age. And it's not

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<v Speaker 1>always about oh, I gotta get myself the most beautiful woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to cheat. No, sometimes it's just like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just need a blood job. But it's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a safe blow. Who is the safest person Ah Monica,

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<v Speaker 1>she won't talk. That's all came down to. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>that came down to. Meanwhile, got him impeached perjury, obstruction

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<v Speaker 1>of justice. But ba bab, he didn't do himself any

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<v Speaker 1>favors by the way he said, it depends what the

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<v Speaker 1>word is means, you know, stupid. I did not have

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<v Speaker 1>sexual relations with that woman. Bill can't do that. Even

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Carter, who was never a looker at least Bill

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<v Speaker 1>blew out saxophone and looked like a young kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a machio dude and making the talk show circuit. We

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<v Speaker 1>all liked him. And this guy's fun, right. Remember being

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<v Speaker 1>in the Hamptons many years ago, mid nineties with the

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<v Speaker 1>girl I was dating who was beautiful. She was Dan

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<v Speaker 1>rather the newsman's assistant. Her name was Kim Actar. Gorgeous

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<v Speaker 1>Indian but raised in uh British schools, so she was

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<v Speaker 1>but spoke with the British accent, not Indian. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the accent and that it not it was an Indian.

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<v Speaker 1>It was brilliant, it was sexy, so we come out

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<v Speaker 1>of her. She had a vintage blue truck many years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>in flat like a little like a small truck with

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<v Speaker 1>a flatbed in the back, two seater, and she's righting

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<v Speaker 1>a bikini top with like a white shirt over her shoulders.

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<v Speaker 1>It was warm. It's the Hamptons, and I mean she

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<v Speaker 1>bounces out of the car. We're headed into a deli

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<v Speaker 1>to get some sandwiches, and who's walking out with Bill

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<v Speaker 1>Clinton with a couple of secret service guys, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>looking right at her tits, and all he said, without

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<v Speaker 1>looking away, was nice truck. That's all you got to

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<v Speaker 1>do when you're a president, say something like that. You're

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<v Speaker 1>in Thank god she was with me. But she did say,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I actually got she really in barrosbyed

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<v Speaker 1>that was she was flush. Women love power. So Jimmy Carter,

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<v Speaker 1>who's president, you know, obviously the most powerful man in

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<v Speaker 1>the free world, said in a Playboy mansine article many

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<v Speaker 1>years ago nineteen seventy six, he said he committed adultery

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<v Speaker 1>in his heart many many times. Well that's that that

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<v Speaker 1>interview and that comment sparked a lot of controversy and

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<v Speaker 1>almost destroyed his campaign. But he said he admitted he

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<v Speaker 1>looked he looked at women with lust and committed adultree

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<v Speaker 1>in his heart. He also used the word screw and

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<v Speaker 1>shocking up in the interview, and the media jumped on it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it didn't keep him from being elected President of

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<v Speaker 1>the United States. The chick he was talking about was

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<v Speaker 1>hot shit Patty Maguire. That's the playmate he lusted after.

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<v Speaker 1>Patty was Playmate of the Year in nineteen seventy seven,

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<v Speaker 1>went on to marry the tennis great Jimmy Connors. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know these days, Jimmy Carter is dead, Jimmy Connor

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<v Speaker 1>is still around, and Patty sells sweet pickles online. So

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<v Speaker 1>no m no foul. And this, you know, I got

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about Rosie o'donnald is turning to her fans

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<v Speaker 1>to support It's hard to support somebody who's as hateful

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<v Speaker 1>as she is. And every time she's on Twitter or Instagram,

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<v Speaker 1>there's always a herpie on our top lip? What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Or a bottom lip? What's going on? I'm not saying,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you have to be a tramp or a

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<v Speaker 1>loose woman to get hurpie. You could be with one

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<v Speaker 1>person at one time and that's it. You got it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's always on her face. So she went on

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<v Speaker 1>social media asking for all of us to pray for

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<v Speaker 1>her oldest daughter, Chelsea. Chelsea was sentenced to prison for

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<v Speaker 1>violating the terms of her probation for drug charges. These

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<v Speaker 1>two never got along. Rosie's shit mother spends too much

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<v Speaker 1>time not dealing with her children's problems, but worrying about

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<v Speaker 1>her own fame and fortune and how much she can

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<v Speaker 1>shit any Republican nearby, mostly Donald Trump. But she said

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<v Speaker 1>to her followers, my child Chelsea Bell before addiction took

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<v Speaker 1>over a life. I loved her then, I love her now,

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<v Speaker 1>and she faces a scary future. You know, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the chick that Rosie and her partner Kelly. Kelly Copperer

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of hot. They adopted her back in ninety seven.

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<v Speaker 1>This chick was arrested in Wisconsin three different times in

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<v Speaker 1>three months. She's got a big problem. She's twenty years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Got busted in September on felony charges, child neglect and

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<v Speaker 1>of course, possession of meth anthetamine. She look at her

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<v Speaker 1>face and you see how unfortunately bad it's looking. That's meth.

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<v Speaker 1>That is meth. She posted bail and she got busted again.

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<v Speaker 1>On more felony counts. She bail jumped, resisted or obstructing

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<v Speaker 1>an officer, possession of myth again, and she got busted

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<v Speaker 1>a third time possession of math, bell jumping other drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>So Rosie sit to be tied, doesn't know what to say. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's true. After being bailed out by her birth mother,

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<v Speaker 1>Chelsea was busted again and is facing more charges related

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<v Speaker 1>to her drug addiction. We all hope she's able to

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<v Speaker 1>get the help she needs to turn her life around. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>can't you get to the help she needs? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you hoping for? You got tons of fucking millions, get

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<v Speaker 1>the help. So this Chelsea pleaded guilty to three felony

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<v Speaker 1>accounts and all the other shit. Got six years of

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<v Speaker 1>probation back in March of twenty twenty four, but the

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<v Speaker 1>conditions about her probation were got to stay sober. Can't

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<v Speaker 1>possess alcohol or other controlled substances without a prescription, can't

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<v Speaker 1>have any contact with drug dealers or drug sellers drug users,

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<v Speaker 1>and you cannot own a gun. And of course you

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<v Speaker 1>got to present. Her probation revoked a week or two ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said, goes, I have compassion for those struggling

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<v Speaker 1>with addiction. Chelsea was born into addiction and has been

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<v Speaker 1>a painful journey for her and four young children. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care for Rosie o'donnald. I met her when

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<v Speaker 1>we both were guests on the pilot episode of the

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<v Speaker 1>Linda Richmond Talk Show. Linda Richmond was the mother in

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<v Speaker 1>law of Mike Myers and the woman he based his

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<v Speaker 1>snl sketch coffee talk on because his mother in law,

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<v Speaker 1>his wife's mother, is Linda Richmond, and she would talk

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<v Speaker 1>like this. She'd loved her gossip. She loved talking about clothes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, loved coffee, love sweater, you know, the whole

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<v Speaker 1>skit sketch, I should say. And I was asked to

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<v Speaker 1>appear on that pilot with Mike Myers, Rosie o'donald and

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<v Speaker 1>I think David chokacie of old people because Linda Richmond

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<v Speaker 1>loved gossip, so I was asked. She read my column

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<v Speaker 1>want me to be on? I was thrilled, But when

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<v Speaker 1>I met Rosie that day, she was such a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>She walked into the green room in sweats and an

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<v Speaker 1>ugly T shirt. And I'm on my period. I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>a bad fucking mood, just being loud and nasty. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing here? I said, I think Linda's into gossips,

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<v Speaker 1>so they called me, oh great. And back then, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Rosie was in the columns, not as much as she

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<v Speaker 1>was in the columns after she got a talk show.

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<v Speaker 1>But she only got a talk show because the people

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<v Speaker 1>at BWEN it is the TV who we did the

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<v Speaker 1>pilot for, didn't think Lynda Richmond had what it took

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<v Speaker 1>to be a talk show, and she didn't. But Rosie.

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<v Speaker 1>They thought we could make a show with Rosie and

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<v Speaker 1>the rest was history. So I was there for that

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<v Speaker 1>moment or on that show, but she was a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>And then once she got her talk show, I made

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<v Speaker 1>it my point to uncover all sorts of dirt and

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<v Speaker 1>the goings on behind the scenes with the crew that

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<v Speaker 1>work with that the director she was firing every week,

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean, I know, I got her back good,

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't really you know, I don't care for her,

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<v Speaker 1>But in her defense, it seems like we all have

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<v Speaker 1>someone in our families who maybe suffer from drugs or

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you have her addiction qualities that you know. The

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<v Speaker 1>good news is Jail's gonna sober. Her up, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but Rosie's kid is messed up, I think because of Rosie.

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<v Speaker 1>And as soon as she takes accountability for her poor parenting,

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<v Speaker 1>the soon as this kid, well'm not kid. She's twenty eight,

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<v Speaker 1>the sooner this person, maybe you're gonna ask some a

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<v Speaker 1>sort of a normal life. She Rosie applied for Irish citizenship,

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<v Speaker 1>and she might be in trouble because looking at the

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<v Speaker 1>information on applying for a citizenship in a different country

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<v Speaker 1>or in Ireland, applicants for Irish citizenship with criminal records

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<v Speaker 1>may be refuse citizenship on grounds of failing the good

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<v Speaker 1>character test. If your child is applying for Irish citizenship

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<v Speaker 1>by naturalization, their conviction and history of drug addiction will

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<v Speaker 1>likely weigh heavily under the good character assessment. Interesting, right,

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<v Speaker 1>It's so odd how they take in everybody else from

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<v Speaker 1>any place else with no filters, no restrictions.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why their country's dying England, Ireland and to an extent,

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<v Speaker 3>America because of the shit we allow in, the sludge,

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<v Speaker 3>the shitty people from shithold countries that we just allow in.

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<v Speaker 1>Such horseshit. Thank you, Joe fucking Biden. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>need further proof that Rosie's a shit parent. Ask yourself this,

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<v Speaker 1>why did she run off to Ireland if she had

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<v Speaker 1>a daughter that needed help? So what she could reclaim

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<v Speaker 1>what little fame she has remaining? What's the point If

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<v Speaker 1>that was my kid, I would be heavily invested in

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<v Speaker 1>a recovery, not living on another continent for political or

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<v Speaker 1>career issues. I wouldn't be there because I don't like Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wonder does Rosie appreciate Trump's war on drugs?

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<v Speaker 1>Because the iron is, if she didn't publicly suffer from

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<v Speaker 1>trump The arrangement syndrome so badly, maybe she could ask

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<v Speaker 1>Trump for a pardon for her daughter. I mean, Rosie's

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<v Speaker 1>been down this road before with this kid. Not the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that the kid did anything bad, but when Rosie

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<v Speaker 1>and Howard's Terham were all when Howard Stern was giving

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<v Speaker 1>Rosie's shit for years, he was dumping on her and

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<v Speaker 1>dumping on her, and I was there for that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what Howard was just no filter. He wouldn't after anybody

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<v Speaker 1>he could. But there came a point where Howard's fans

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<v Speaker 1>were getting a little crazy and some death threats got

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<v Speaker 1>to Rosie. And not only death threats, but we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to kidnap your kids. And I think one of the

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<v Speaker 1>kids that that was about was Chelsea. Yeah, I'm positive.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's when Rosie had to call Howard because Howard

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<v Speaker 1>stopped fucking with her, and I asked him why we

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<v Speaker 1>pull him back on Rosie. He goes, no, no, we can't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's off limits. She called me. You know what, there

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<v Speaker 1>are Sikos out there who is say they're gonna kidnap

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<v Speaker 1>her kid, kill her kid, and I can't have that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm never gonna mention her name again in a

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<v Speaker 1>bad way. And he never did, and for that you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta respect him because he could have. He could have

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<v Speaker 1>kept it up. And finally, let me just put this

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<v Speaker 1>in your bonnet as I leave, because my patrons know

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<v Speaker 1>these stories. I want to show you, or at least

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<v Speaker 1>give you a hint as to the kind of stuff

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<v Speaker 1>I bring people that ninety five percent of the time

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<v Speaker 1>turned out to be true. We all know the Dodgers

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<v Speaker 1>ultimate baseball player, Shohel Tani, who's gonna start the seventh

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<v Speaker 1>game of the World Series after he was magnificent a

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<v Speaker 1>few nights ago. There's a rumor out there that I

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<v Speaker 1>think is substantiated that he's not really into road games,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't like playing on the road. It's not really about

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<v Speaker 1>the sport or about him being tired. It's about the

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<v Speaker 1>proximity of where his mistress typically is. Okay, because there

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<v Speaker 1>are people on that baseball team talking up ear echelon,

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<v Speaker 1>not just players, but people who run the team, have

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<v Speaker 1>had to discreetly ensure that this mistress is comfortable and

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<v Speaker 1>close by, because Shoheo Tani told the higher ups that

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<v Speaker 1>he performs better when she's around. He feels free with

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<v Speaker 1>her away from home and away from the chaos at home.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm telling you right now, I know that Shohio

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<v Speaker 1>Tani was death involved in the gambling scandal that fell

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<v Speaker 1>onto his translator to the tune of many, many millions

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<v Speaker 1>of dollars. But shali Otani is a gambler, has always

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<v Speaker 1>been a gambler, and believe me, he know all about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But Baseball can't afford to have our current babe Ruth

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<v Speaker 1>be dragged down in such a scandal, especially because he's

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<v Speaker 1>from a different country that Major League Baseball wants to

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<v Speaker 1>stay close with and on good terms with. Because everything's

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<v Speaker 1>going international. If you watch the NFL. We're playing a

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<v Speaker 1>love of the world. Now basketball, same thing. Baseball has

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<v Speaker 1>been doing it to a degree, but they want more.

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<v Speaker 1>So that story's never gonna get out. But I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you it's true. And maybe one day, as his career

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<v Speaker 1>starts to wane ten years from now, it'll start to

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<v Speaker 1>trickle out. And then by then, hopefully you'll be a

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<v Speaker 1>patron for a long time and you'll hear me. Mind

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<v Speaker 1>Chapters of my unreleased book that will be out. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say it's come out. I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>you the chapters ahead of time, so you want to

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<v Speaker 1>the move gang, join the army, Send the salami to

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<v Speaker 1>is your free show for November one, twenty twenty five,

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<v Speaker 1>one two two five. Talk to you next week.
