WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.519 --> 00:00:19.320 You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike beny Row. 2 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:22.559 And Aaron Twitching, And I said, as sweet as the 3 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:24.480 offer was, that's not what I envisioned when I said, 4 00:00:24.480 --> 00:00:28.559 a what twelve dozen rosebuds? Hello, and welcome to Chewing 5 00:00:28.559 --> 00:00:32.039 the Cud and our Valentine's theme show. This week, I'm 6 00:00:32.119 --> 00:00:35.560 joined by someone who wants to describe himself as geriatric millennial. 7 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:36.840 It's Aaron Twitching. 8 00:00:37.039 --> 00:00:39.280 Hello. Once, I think it was like literally last week, 9 00:00:40.799 --> 00:00:42.960 you love it. I love being a geriatric millennial. 10 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:44.280 What is a geriatric millennial? 11 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:48.479 Someone who because the millennial bracket is so big that I'm. 12 00:00:48.359 --> 00:00:49.200 An early millennial. 13 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:50.560 What is that? 14 00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:52.640 Sorry at the very beginning of the millennia. 15 00:00:52.439 --> 00:00:55.079 No, you're a geriatric millennial. Then, yeah, that early makes 16 00:00:55.119 --> 00:00:56.399 it sound like you're younger. 17 00:00:56.640 --> 00:00:59.640 That's why I've chosen that I'm an early millennial. 18 00:00:59.679 --> 00:01:01.920 No, Jerry, Actually, Millennia is like I'm still trying to 19 00:01:01.920 --> 00:01:03.960 be cool, but I just can't handle tiktoks. It feels 20 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:06.760 like young people shouting at me. I can't bear it. 21 00:01:06.879 --> 00:01:07.760 So what have you got for us? 22 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:08.040 This week? 23 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:11.000 This week? I am talking about a celebrity who's checking 24 00:01:11.040 --> 00:01:14.079 in on our mental health and having a romantic theme 25 00:01:14.159 --> 00:01:15.480 game to play along with. 26 00:01:16.359 --> 00:01:19.000 It's not me saying that's so, that's interesting. And that's 27 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:20.959 before we get up close and personal with Aaron the 28 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:23.560 spotlight on screen. Now you can see all of our 29 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:26.400 social media. Just search for at the cud TV. 30 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:28.599 And as people who have popped up in our comments 31 00:01:28.640 --> 00:01:30.480 go along the bottom of the screen, it's time for 32 00:01:30.599 --> 00:01:31.319 Mike in the. 33 00:01:31.400 --> 00:01:42.439 Buzz Children, do you have children in your life? 34 00:01:43.560 --> 00:01:46.319 You're asking me if I had children, not that I've 35 00:01:46.359 --> 00:01:50.840 accidentally known. I'm yeah, I'm I have my two nibblings, 36 00:01:50.920 --> 00:01:52.159 so I have like a niece and a nephew. 37 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:52.680 Cute. 38 00:01:52.719 --> 00:01:56.319 But I really love being an uncle. I don't want 39 00:01:56.319 --> 00:01:58.040 to be a gun call or like a funk call. 40 00:01:58.079 --> 00:01:59.879 I want to be a huncle. Okay, I want to 41 00:01:59.920 --> 00:02:03.920 be like a hunky uncle. That's my aim. I'm obsessed 42 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:07.400 with the kids because I get to be fun and 43 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:10.840 crazy and all the Yeah, all the kids in the 44 00:02:10.879 --> 00:02:13.759 family love me because I'll get drunk and go on 45 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:16.000 a trampoline and think I'm a hero and then nearly 46 00:02:16.039 --> 00:02:18.479 break my neck and I don't know, they go crazy 47 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:19.439 for that they're doing. 48 00:02:19.639 --> 00:02:21.759 I've got some nephews in my life. 49 00:02:22.439 --> 00:02:24.719 But so a seven year old get a seven year 50 00:02:24.719 --> 00:02:27.759 old giving you a drawing. It can be sweet, it 51 00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:29.840 can it can? Is it of you? 52 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:30.120 No? 53 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:31.719 No, this isn't me, thankfully, Okay. 54 00:02:32.120 --> 00:02:35.000 This is a story of someone who's child brought home 55 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:39.520 a lovely Valentine's Day card written for them for her 56 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:40.120 and a husband. 57 00:02:40.919 --> 00:02:41.240 Okay. 58 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:45.439 And there's been a bit of a controversy about this. 59 00:02:47.080 --> 00:02:49.680 What do you see There's a dog on a lead. 60 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:52.479 With a hat on, yeah, and jumping over Henry Hoover. 61 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:58.120 And then I'm you're one on the far right with 62 00:02:58.159 --> 00:03:03.080 the yellow short and has has got something that I 63 00:03:03.120 --> 00:03:07.080 don't want to assume the gender of this person, but 64 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:11.439 they have something that might suggest a dog tree. Yeah, 65 00:03:11.439 --> 00:03:13.439 it's a well, it's a treat for all of us. 66 00:03:14.159 --> 00:03:15.840 If I saw someone walking down the street with that, 67 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:20.039 I'd be like, what a tree. Those shorts are shorting, 68 00:03:20.280 --> 00:03:23.240 And I'm happy about it. Good for you, Han, you 69 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:24.719 go put your tree out to. 70 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:26.560 The message panting and wanted to. 71 00:03:28.520 --> 00:03:30.479 I mean, I'd be more inclined to think it was 72 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:32.199 a print if it were gray sweatpants. 73 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:37.039 Yeah, but yellow shorts. Yellow shorts are the new gray sweatpants. 74 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:39.719 Everyone's doing it. Yeah, I did not know that above 75 00:03:39.719 --> 00:03:44.759 the knee, this is a queer person people down to 76 00:03:44.759 --> 00:03:46.919 the knee. Look where those knees are. That has been 77 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:50.360 put in there, deliberately showing it all. I actually also 78 00:03:50.439 --> 00:03:52.199 think this is fake fake news. You think this is 79 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:54.479 f it's conspiracy. I think people are doing this now, 80 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:55.840 aren't they? Where they can see that? Like if you 81 00:03:55.919 --> 00:03:57.960 draw a picture or something, it can go all over 82 00:03:57.960 --> 00:04:03.120 the internet. I think that tree is too biologically accurate. 83 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:07.159 The lining that is. I've seen that treat before. I 84 00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:13.400 know that was lockdown. 85 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:14.800 Seems like a distant memory. 86 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:17.519 What what is lockdown? What is this? 87 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:19.560 It's where they stopped people leaving the house. 88 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:23.920 I don't recall anything. I don't I missed that one. Yes, 89 00:04:23.959 --> 00:04:26.319 we'll remember. Well, are you still going on about it? 90 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:30.279 Did you do any baking during lockdown? 91 00:04:30.439 --> 00:04:34.720 Was that? I was absolutely terrible at it? And they 92 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:38.079 look like they've been absolutely jeersed on. Yes, I do 93 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:39.000 vaguely remember. 94 00:04:39.319 --> 00:04:41.360 Some people got a pet during lockdown? 95 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:42.839 Right, which was a different choice. 96 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:49.680 This is Jessica okay, basically got a little hampstead called 97 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:50.319 her Hammington. 98 00:04:50.879 --> 00:04:53.439 Oh that's cute Hammington. What a regal hamster? 99 00:04:54.519 --> 00:04:58.199 Suddenly after Hammington died because they did not last long, 100 00:04:58.319 --> 00:05:02.079 she had stuffed and turned into a pole dancer. 101 00:05:02.639 --> 00:05:06.319 Oh my god, she's killing it. Look at the money 102 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:08.480 she's getting. This is like j Loh Hustler's. 103 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:11.800 All over, think g string pole dollar bills. 104 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:14.639 Also, she is skinny, like look at that hand. She's 105 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:19.240 a right, she's Mariah Levels said for a while, do 106 00:05:19.279 --> 00:05:21.600 you know what as so? I used to be in 107 00:05:21.600 --> 00:05:24.040 a circus and I've done a bit of pole and 108 00:05:24.079 --> 00:05:27.560 like what I will say about this is great idea 109 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:31.360 reasonably well executed, but disappointing that she's just on her feet, 110 00:05:31.439 --> 00:05:35.040 like where's the invert, where's the hook? Where's the you know, 111 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:39.560 sexy little Martini glass got one form? I mean I 112 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:40.480 think she you. 113 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:43.759 Go, if you go in go, Okay, there is only 114 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:45.720 five pounds for that monstrosity. 115 00:05:46.319 --> 00:05:48.360 What do you think that's a reasonable or unreasonable? 116 00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:49.879 You think that's an unreasonable amount? 117 00:05:50.079 --> 00:05:50.600 What to hi? 118 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:51.959 It's too high? 119 00:05:52.439 --> 00:05:54.240 No, look at the craft in there. 120 00:05:54.519 --> 00:05:56.480 If the quality was higher, Yeah, but that. 121 00:05:56.959 --> 00:06:00.800 No, that is good? That will I mean it's being 122 00:06:00.839 --> 00:06:04.279 like hey, hair, that's like present. You could then easily 123 00:06:04.319 --> 00:06:06.120 dress it up in a nightgown. And she can be 124 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:11.639 miss worlds miscongeniality, which walks with the tropole. No, not 125 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:14.720 the trophy. The I am the I'm the lady. I'm 126 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:16.839 in New York, I burn brightly all the time. Who 127 00:06:16.920 --> 00:06:19.720 am I? Who am I? Lady Liberty? 128 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:20.439 Okay? 129 00:06:20.639 --> 00:06:21.439 Is that what she's called? 130 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:23.000 Statue? 131 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:27.000 Statue of liberty? I know that ship. I think this 132 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:30.560 is good. I actually now think we should have more 133 00:06:30.600 --> 00:06:35.120 taxi dermid small animals, okay, like I would like to 134 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:39.920 see taxidermid snakes. I want to see just if you 135 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:41.759 find a pigeon on the road, then that should be 136 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:45.639 done up to be more character base. Okay, animals. I 137 00:06:45.639 --> 00:06:48.560 think this is good. And are those real dollar bills 138 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:51.639 as well? Because it adds up the value. I think 139 00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:54.120 it's good. Look how gorge and shiny her eyes are 140 00:06:54.439 --> 00:06:56.199 like this is I mean, if you look at the 141 00:06:56.199 --> 00:07:02.000 facial expression, it's slightly like it's trapped forever. It's the 142 00:07:02.040 --> 00:07:04.560 glossy of the eyes like this is this is? This 143 00:07:04.639 --> 00:07:08.439 is this hamster young in its use being celebrated. My 144 00:07:08.759 --> 00:07:12.480 granny recently passed, and I'm getting ideas. 145 00:07:13.519 --> 00:07:17.240 Okay, And if you feel like stuffing a loved one, 146 00:07:17.480 --> 00:07:19.199 why not share it with us on at the coud 147 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:21.480 TV on social media, and that takes us to our 148 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:25.920 story of the week. Now Valentine's Day is upon us. 149 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:28.160 Do you have any exciting plans? 150 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:32.800 I think I'm doing a radio record actually, which maybe 151 00:07:32.839 --> 00:07:35.000 I should have kept it free. Or do you think 152 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:37.720 maybe that radio presenter is trying to seduce. 153 00:07:37.800 --> 00:07:38.839 Maybe they're trying to seduce. 154 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:42.040 That would be good forward to it. No, not particularly Now. 155 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:44.319 I do love Valentine's I love love me too. 156 00:07:44.319 --> 00:07:45.120 I've got a bottle of wine. 157 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:47.680 Plant are you kingering or. 158 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:49.600 Not? 159 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:50.600 Until laughter? 160 00:07:52.959 --> 00:07:54.600 But yeah. And this is a story about a gentleman 161 00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:57.800 in America who was a bit bored on his Valentine's 162 00:07:57.879 --> 00:08:05.120 Day and founders a small alligator, basically, and so we're 163 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:08.959 playing with the small alligator and just just playing with 164 00:08:08.959 --> 00:08:13.360 his mouth. There is alligator playing with his mouth, just 165 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:15.639 like you do with a dog, and heeds like play fight. 166 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:20.519 He's play fighting with an alligator. And then he got 167 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:22.800 a bit bored with doing that and said, wonder what 168 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:23.720 would happen. 169 00:08:23.879 --> 00:08:25.519 If I did that with a testicle? 170 00:08:25.759 --> 00:08:26.120 No? 171 00:08:27.279 --> 00:08:34.440 No, and there he is an alligator, went nibbel, libbel, No, 172 00:08:35.639 --> 00:08:38.399 why would you? Why would you do that? Why would 173 00:08:38.440 --> 00:08:42.799 you film that people like that? I don't understand, what 174 00:08:42.960 --> 00:08:46.799 is it? No, I absolutely am terrified of alligators. I 175 00:08:46.840 --> 00:08:50.279 absolutely We went to Florida on holiday, and my sister 176 00:08:50.480 --> 00:08:53.480 loves alligators. I just felt like I was just being 177 00:08:53.519 --> 00:08:55.600 traumed for the whole week. Well, the one thing I 178 00:08:55.639 --> 00:08:57.559 said while we were on holiday was like, I do 179 00:08:57.720 --> 00:08:59.879 not want to see an alligator. I was too scared 180 00:08:59.919 --> 00:09:02.120 to running around the holiday camp that we were at 181 00:09:02.159 --> 00:09:03.799 because I was pretty sure one of them would get 182 00:09:03.799 --> 00:09:06.600 me even though there was no water. Like, I just 183 00:09:06.639 --> 00:09:08.759 did not want to see an alligator. I got taken 184 00:09:08.799 --> 00:09:12.639 to Alligator Crazy Gold where there were the classic ones 185 00:09:12.679 --> 00:09:14.879 and baby ones, so like ones like that and do 186 00:09:14.919 --> 00:09:16.840 you know what the evil little shit and I could 187 00:09:16.960 --> 00:09:18.720 see in their eyes because there are any babies at that, 188 00:09:19.159 --> 00:09:21.600 but they're looking you like if you mock them or whatever. 189 00:09:21.639 --> 00:09:23.799 I'm thinking they're going to get you later on. 190 00:09:23.960 --> 00:09:26.120 And five years time, I'm going to eat you little. 191 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:28.440 That's why I'm not going back. Like they've got grudges 192 00:09:28.519 --> 00:09:30.159 and I'm not. I'm not bearing that. I've got enough 193 00:09:30.159 --> 00:09:32.960 grudges where I'm where I live right and like they 194 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:35.159 just and then not only that, she then wanted to 195 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:38.639 go to Alligator World. I had to drive her to allegate. 196 00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:40.039 I didn't want to see an alligator, and I had 197 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:42.720 to drive her to alligate a World. I didn't get 198 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:45.480 out of the car. I'm not risking it. Oh no, 199 00:09:45.559 --> 00:09:46.799 I'll meet you around the back. You can get out 200 00:09:46.799 --> 00:09:48.039 and you can get back in when you're ready. I'm not. 201 00:09:48.080 --> 00:09:50.240 I don't want anything to do so people like this. 202 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:51.200 I know. 203 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:52.120 I think fair game. 204 00:09:52.159 --> 00:09:52.519 I hope that. 205 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:56.000 Alligator got the whole thing. It was juicy, open popped. 206 00:09:56.240 --> 00:09:58.200 I hope it was as painful as possible for that 207 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:00.960 man because he doesn't know. You don't get to tease. 208 00:10:01.679 --> 00:10:04.399 I hate them. They're evil. I don't want to ever 209 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:08.120 see one again. I'm glad that this picture is awful quality, 210 00:10:08.440 --> 00:10:11.799 because otherwise I'd be struggling. But I hope. I hope 211 00:10:11.879 --> 00:10:16.000 that alligator remembers and stalks and hunts down. I would 212 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:20.639 like to see that. Yeah, exactly like that. I want 213 00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:23.559 to see that movie, and I want the alligator played 214 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:29.360 by Octavia Spencer. I wanted to be like mar but 215 00:10:29.559 --> 00:10:32.320 she's an alligator chasing this one man to get the 216 00:10:32.360 --> 00:10:36.320 other testicle. What was hook getting the other hands? Well? 217 00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:39.240 Now we go. This is the adult version that will 218 00:10:39.320 --> 00:10:41.679 be all over Pornhub before the end of the week. Now, 219 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:47.840 Alligator porn. You've always got to think of news story 220 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:50.440 like I was. I was going to say it was friends, 221 00:10:50.440 --> 00:10:51.639 and then I was going to say I read an 222 00:10:51.720 --> 00:10:53.799 article and actually realized I saw a TikTok, or like 223 00:10:53.840 --> 00:10:56.159 I read a tweet about a girl. I think she 224 00:10:56.240 --> 00:10:59.960 was a comedian and her day job was writing script 225 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:03.480 for pornos. She said. The hardest part is coming up 226 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:07.639 with new stories. So if you look at Alligated Paul, 227 00:11:08.200 --> 00:11:11.120 I think that could be a big one. 228 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:13.440 That is very niche indeed. But that's all from the 229 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:19.279 buzz this week. Well thanks for that, Mike. I can't 230 00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:22.200 get over Alligator Paul. I'm coming up after this shortbreak. 231 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:24.279 Aeron brings us a look at some celebrity news in 232 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:37.799 the showbiz. It's so disturbing watching blood come out of 233 00:11:37.799 --> 00:11:40.000 a TV screen. You're watching you in the cud with 234 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:42.200 Aeron and Mike. Now, let's get ready for the showbiz 235 00:11:42.240 --> 00:11:42.600 with Eron. 236 00:11:50.440 --> 00:11:55.799 Welcome to the showbiz section. How are you with body 237 00:11:56.399 --> 00:11:57.720 contour underwear? 238 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:00.360 What you're trying to say, I'm. 239 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:03.559 Just saying that that's my natural body. Surely that is 240 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:04.480 of course. 241 00:12:04.600 --> 00:12:08.519 There's one wire girls and will all deny all right, right, yeah, 242 00:12:08.600 --> 00:12:09.720 bottoms flying off everywhere. 243 00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:12.600 Are you familiar with Kim Kardashian's skims range. 244 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:15.879 I am aware of her trying to make people feel 245 00:12:15.879 --> 00:12:17.480 better about the bodies by making money. 246 00:12:17.559 --> 00:12:19.639 You wanted to say that I am aware of her work, 247 00:12:19.639 --> 00:12:21.039 and then you realize she doesn't really work. 248 00:12:21.720 --> 00:12:24.440 That's what I was going to say. She doesn't do it. 249 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:27.279 It's hugely successful her skims. She's an underlying where that 250 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:30.159 comes in a range of colors, and like body, it 251 00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:32.679 nips you in, it pushes you out, It makes you 252 00:12:32.960 --> 00:12:34.240 look however you want to look. 253 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:36.720 Six foot? 254 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:39.320 Oh my god, I don't know if it does make 255 00:12:39.320 --> 00:12:42.039 you six foot. But I keep getting adverts on Instagram 256 00:12:42.240 --> 00:12:44.919 for socks that have got an extra inch in the heel. 257 00:12:45.200 --> 00:12:45.799 Don't do them? 258 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:46.960 Why me? 259 00:12:47.600 --> 00:12:50.440 I'm a perfect height, like I never hit my head 260 00:12:50.480 --> 00:12:52.279 on doors, but old ladies always ask me to take 261 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:56.039 things off shelves. Okay, why would I mean? I don't know. 262 00:12:57.679 --> 00:12:59.440 I'm just like that Mary popping things. I stand next 263 00:12:59.440 --> 00:13:02.440 to the thing and goes quite simply. Yeah, not in 264 00:13:02.480 --> 00:13:07.039 every way, just that way. I'm humble enough. Even though 265 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:09.159 my website is I love aeron dot co dot UK, 266 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:13.919 it's humble thause it's not dot com because I'm not worldwide, 267 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:19.240 I'm just national. Cand there's a new model spokesperson for 268 00:13:19.279 --> 00:13:23.399 the Valentine's Limited Edition range, and it's Lana del Rey. 269 00:13:24.399 --> 00:13:26.360 Look at her the snack you didn't know you won, 270 00:13:26.759 --> 00:13:29.080 giving absolutely nothing in the face. 271 00:13:30.679 --> 00:13:31.480 Dead behind the eyes. 272 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:34.919 I believe the phrase is I'm surprised that Lanceelre is 273 00:13:34.960 --> 00:13:37.159 doing this because she's I didn't think she was a 274 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:41.519 big one for promotional stuff, going out there talking about 275 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:45.120 her wares. And isn't she working in like a burger joint? 276 00:13:45.840 --> 00:13:46.720 What have you heard that? 277 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:47.000 Though? 278 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:50.000 Oh, she works in like a Wendy's just part time, 279 00:13:50.559 --> 00:13:53.519 not even not even making this up, just because she 280 00:13:53.519 --> 00:13:56.559 she wanted to. So yeah, and like her fans sometimes 281 00:13:56.559 --> 00:13:59.759 go and she yes, she she just serves burgers and stuff. 282 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:02.919 She's not a well renowned recording artist. 283 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:04.399 Yeah, she doesn't do it for the money, and that 284 00:14:04.480 --> 00:14:06.519 she just does it because she thinks it's nice. It's 285 00:14:06.519 --> 00:14:09.200 a bit of a lark. So why she's done this, 286 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:11.399 I don't really know, but it's very good timing. On 287 00:14:11.440 --> 00:14:14.399 the Cardastrian's part, because it was announced two days after 288 00:14:14.440 --> 00:14:18.960 she'd been nominated for a Grammy or two. I mean, 289 00:14:19.000 --> 00:14:22.320 she looks very lovely. I'm just very surprised. I didn't 290 00:14:22.360 --> 00:14:24.440 think Lana del Ray was the one who'd be selling underwear. 291 00:14:24.440 --> 00:14:25.519 Why has she been shot? 292 00:14:26.120 --> 00:14:29.320 Because it is Ham Valentine, she's been well. What happened 293 00:14:29.480 --> 00:14:31.960 was she knew she was coming in for this section, 294 00:14:32.120 --> 00:14:35.320 but she accidentally walked in during the opening VT and 295 00:14:36.840 --> 00:14:41.240 that was her blood that you saw there a Lana. 296 00:14:42.679 --> 00:14:47.399 I mean, it looks very nice, lingerie type thing. I'm 297 00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:51.360 not sure why she's wearing a black veil. Is that 298 00:14:51.480 --> 00:14:53.360 considered sexy for hertero sexuals? 299 00:14:53.679 --> 00:14:56.360 Death to the body shape that's not yours. 300 00:14:57.879 --> 00:14:59.960 I just don't. I don't get body shaping underwear. 301 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:02.000 I can get it, I see it. 302 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:04.480 I mean I've tried. I've tried it to just work for me. 303 00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:10.679 It might start buying shop mannequins, cutting them up and 304 00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:14.960 then just putting them underneath my clothes, because then he 305 00:15:15.039 --> 00:15:17.080 doesn't have to pick a poke at you, and you 306 00:15:17.080 --> 00:15:20.600 can have the perfect bottom, perfect chest. I think it's 307 00:15:20.639 --> 00:15:21.279 a market for that. 308 00:15:21.559 --> 00:15:22.120 I do too. 309 00:15:22.320 --> 00:15:24.600 That would be much better, better than my thirty percent 310 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:25.600 offer of gym memberships. 311 00:15:25.679 --> 00:15:29.879 Keep just put it on, take it off, and then 312 00:15:29.919 --> 00:15:31.799 at least like if they're having a feel underneath, it 313 00:15:31.840 --> 00:15:34.360 will still feel good rather than just feel like elastic. 314 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:40.279 And it is Valentine's celebrity couples, so people who are 315 00:15:40.320 --> 00:15:43.159 coupling up. So our first couple, well, do you know what? 316 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:44.679 This is a good one. We'll see whether you actually 317 00:15:44.720 --> 00:15:47.360 know who these people are. Okay, I did know these 318 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:50.639 first two. So we've got Barry Keegan and Sabrina Carpenter. 319 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:52.240 Heating drinks come out of bus stops. 320 00:15:53.399 --> 00:15:54.000 I haven't seen it. 321 00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:55.480 Have you watched not watched Saltburn? 322 00:15:55.639 --> 00:15:57.679 No? But I feel like I have because everyone goes out. 323 00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:00.519 I'm very happy for Sophie Ellis Beets. She seems like 324 00:16:00.559 --> 00:16:01.720 the only real winner in this. 325 00:16:01.879 --> 00:16:04.039 I know we all win, do we? We all win? 326 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:07.639 Especially you get to see him dancing around in the 327 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:10.360 nude with a very lovely penis too murder on the 328 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:10.840 dance floor. 329 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:12.240 I don't think it does it for me. What I 330 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:15.200 will say is this man's stylist has been working over 331 00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:20.279 to Sabrina Carpenter. Are you familiar? I know Karen Carpenters 332 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:26.559 no relation. Sadly Sabrina Carpenter. She's a bit like she's 333 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:28.720 a bit She's kind of like Taylor swifty, but maybe 334 00:16:28.759 --> 00:16:31.679 like a bit more poppy. She's a big song riding 335 00:16:31.720 --> 00:16:33.960 up the chants at the moment called Feather just finally 336 00:16:33.960 --> 00:16:36.039 made it into Top forty and billboard. It is a bob. 337 00:16:36.200 --> 00:16:40.039 She murders men in the video she's serving Christina Aguilera 338 00:16:40.360 --> 00:16:44.039 ten years later. No memory in this. The thing that 339 00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:49.159 surprises me most about this is is not gay. No dress. 340 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:52.200 Other stylist might be straight. 341 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:55.639 Men have got to stop tricking us. It's not fair. Okay, 342 00:16:56.120 --> 00:16:58.679 if you don't want to be seduced by me, don't 343 00:16:58.759 --> 00:17:06.559 dress this. It's a public I cannot be responsible for 344 00:17:06.680 --> 00:17:12.640 my actions. If you're out here baiting. Although he's dating 345 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:14.279 Sabrina Carpet, it makes me think you might be gay 346 00:17:14.319 --> 00:17:21.200 even more. Joe Jonas, famous, everyone's fourth favorite Jonas brother. 347 00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:22.759 I only know that one. 348 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:26.200 I think, no Nick Jonas. You know Nick Jonas. He's 349 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:26.920 the hot one. 350 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:33.319 Okay, I think they're all go, not the other one. 351 00:17:33.400 --> 00:17:36.319 Jonas is hot, but he's not a nice person, is he? 352 00:17:36.319 --> 00:17:41.480 He's dating this lady here, Stormy bris whoever she may. 353 00:17:41.359 --> 00:17:42.440 Be Stormy Bri. 354 00:17:43.599 --> 00:17:47.279 I don't believes she related to angry Cheese. 355 00:17:47.359 --> 00:17:51.200 No, she's next week's storm coming in. Actually, she will 356 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:54.240 be making her way through Languaghire and taking trampolines with 357 00:17:54.319 --> 00:17:55.759 the storm Bree. 358 00:17:56.359 --> 00:17:57.839 Like your cheese are like the references. 359 00:17:57.960 --> 00:18:01.680 Thank you. She's dating Joe Jonas well. Good luck to 360 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:04.440 her because he's still going through his divorce with that 361 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:06.079 bird that used to be in the X Men. And 362 00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:09.519 maybe what's the one that everyone loved with the Diners, 363 00:18:09.599 --> 00:18:13.279 not the dinosaurs Dragons. I couldn't better watch it Thrones. 364 00:18:13.839 --> 00:18:16.279 I think she might have been in that Sophie Turner 365 00:18:16.359 --> 00:18:19.240 that's her name. Anyway. He said she was a terrible mum, 366 00:18:19.279 --> 00:18:20.839 that she was always running off. But how he knew 367 00:18:20.839 --> 00:18:22.519 that because he was on tour for a year, who knows. 368 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:25.000 So he's still trying to get custody his kids. Meanwhile, 369 00:18:25.039 --> 00:18:25.960 banging this lady. 370 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:30.079 If they have a child, can we call the child bell? 371 00:18:32.359 --> 00:18:33.839 You feel the cheese? Baby bell? 372 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:34.880 Oh? 373 00:18:35.359 --> 00:18:37.039 I didn't get that for the longest time, and it 374 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:39.240 was a very clever joke, So I apologize for my 375 00:18:39.319 --> 00:18:41.519 ignorant That's okay. Do we call a baby bell? A 376 00:18:41.599 --> 00:18:43.640 cheese or is it merely a plastic. 377 00:18:43.359 --> 00:18:46.119 It's a cheese. It's in the cheese isle. You're allowed 378 00:18:46.119 --> 00:18:47.480 to eat twelve of them, vieing cheese. 379 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:51.359 I saw the other day. This isn't related to this. Sorry, 380 00:18:51.359 --> 00:18:53.480 this show, this section is very much going of course. 381 00:18:54.400 --> 00:18:57.240 I know someone that's got a non baby bell, like 382 00:18:57.319 --> 00:19:00.640 a huge bell, and apparently that's the size that they 383 00:19:00.759 --> 00:19:04.680 used to be like massive, like the size of an ass, right, 384 00:19:05.119 --> 00:19:08.920 and then they and then they were better more consumable small, 385 00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:11.680 so they made them babies and like, but you can 386 00:19:11.720 --> 00:19:17.039 get a big bell. I'm not like a Belen. It's true. 387 00:19:17.319 --> 00:19:20.599 Good to it, you know. I don't know where you 388 00:19:20.640 --> 00:19:22.079 got it from. 389 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:24.240 It was just the fact you can get a huge bell. 390 00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:26.079 Oh, I don't know. 391 00:19:27.759 --> 00:19:30.920 We got one final couple of We've got time, Selena 392 00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:32.799 Gomez and Benny Blanco. 393 00:19:34.000 --> 00:19:34.960 Who is Benny Blanco? 394 00:19:35.160 --> 00:19:38.000 I think he's a DJ. I don't know. It's not 395 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:41.720 for us, he's not Jerry. Selena Gomez I can still 396 00:19:41.720 --> 00:19:43.759 get on board with because she's a Disney girl. She 397 00:19:43.759 --> 00:19:46.359 does make the occasional bop. What I love most about 398 00:19:46.400 --> 00:19:48.799 Selena Gomez is she's in that murd only murders in 399 00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:52.119 the building, which's very good. And they keep referring to 400 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:54.880 her constantly as young and hit but she's over thirty, 401 00:19:55.160 --> 00:19:57.839