Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, and it is hour two. I know
Speaker 1: that was the song we used to open hour one.
Speaker 1: Look I'm in such a good mood. I felt like
Speaker 1: starting the show all over again. It's hour two of
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday, a humpday,
Speaker 1: and we're about to talk about percentages because someone's a
Speaker 1: little down and out on the country.
Speaker 2: Because it's something I've said.
Speaker 1: But we're gonna talk about that, and we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about watermelon, and we're gonna talk about the real Amo
Speaker 1: Pete Buddhajitch.
Speaker 2: And we're gonna talk about Europe.
Speaker 1: Being invaded and I've decided I'm gonna start my own country.
Speaker 1: All that and so much more is still to come
Speaker 1: on the second hour, and maybe some of that will
Speaker 1: bleed over in the third hour of the world famous
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And remember, because I only I forgot
Speaker 1: to say it at the opening of the first hour.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow is ask Doctor Jesse Thursday. You need to get
Speaker 1: your questions emailed in right now. Ask me anything Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We always have a good
Speaker 1: time there. Before we get to the rear Admiral and
Speaker 1: before we get to percentages. I wanted to play this
Speaker 1: because this is Vice President jd Vance. I really really
Speaker 1: like him, really impressed by him so far, and this
Speaker 1: is going to go right with our percentages thing.
Speaker 2: Here's what he said.
Speaker 3: I think that Europe, and frankly I would have said
Speaker 3: this about America a year ago, but America.
Speaker 2: Europe is at risk, I think.
Speaker 3: Of creating, of engaging in civilizational suicide. They are unable
Speaker 3: to or unwilling too many countries to control their borders.
Speaker 3: You see them starting to push back against that, and good,
Speaker 3: that's a good thing. You see them starting to limit
Speaker 3: the free speech of their own citizens, even as those
Speaker 3: citizens are protesting against things like the border invasion that
Speaker 3: got Donald Trump and a number of European leaders elected.
Speaker 3: So look, I want Europe to thrive. I want them
Speaker 3: to be an important ally. Part of that is going
Speaker 3: to be Europe respecting its own people, respecting its own sovereignty.
Speaker 3: And Erica can't do that job for them.
Speaker 1: I like when the Vice president talks like that boldly
Speaker 1: about other countries, and that led me to this one. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: we can't save this nation of half the country wants
Speaker 1: to burn it down. I've said that several times before.
Speaker 1: No way we can convince them to think differently. Unless
Speaker 1: we get Obama, Biden, and Hillary to admit their scumbag
Speaker 1: trees and his actions without the threat of prosecution, that's
Speaker 1: not likely to happen. They'll continue to spread their lies.
Speaker 1: I keep hearing elections have consequences? Is that only one sided? Okay,
Speaker 1: so he's talking about the prosecution or lack thereof of
Speaker 1: the Obama's, the Bidens, the Hillarys, which.
Speaker 2: We're look, it's not gonna happen. And please stop.
Speaker 1: Emailing me telling me that, Jesse, we have to get Obama.
Speaker 2: Stop saying that.
Speaker 1: I've never said otherwise. I know Obama should burn for
Speaker 1: sending the CIA and FBI after Donald Trump. I know
Speaker 1: I'm with you, I agree, but I also understand the
Speaker 1: country in which we live. I understand presidential immunity is
Speaker 1: going to stop us. Weak justices are gonna stop us.
Speaker 1: The week GOP is gonna stop us. So let's set
Speaker 1: that aside for a moment. I do believe we can
Speaker 1: get a scalp. I should say I'm hopeful we can
Speaker 1: get a powerful scalp, and that will go a long
Speaker 1: way to putting some fear in these communists. That's a
Speaker 1: that looks like John Brennan or James Comy, somebody going
Speaker 1: to prison. But let's talk percentages here. He said, as
Speaker 1: I've said, we can't save the country of half the
Speaker 1: country wants to burn it down.
Speaker 2: And that's true.
Speaker 1: It's just you can't build as fast as they can
Speaker 1: destroy it.
Speaker 2: You cannot.
Speaker 1: But how long let me ask you something, honestly, no
Speaker 1: matter how old you are, you can either read about
Speaker 1: it or you've lived through it. How long did it
Speaker 1: take the United States of America to be infected to
Speaker 1: the point where people, powerful people will publicly say things
Speaker 1: like this, This is the president of Sacramento States.
Speaker 4: I would not say they're influenced by white people. They're
Speaker 4: influenced by whiteness.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Whiteness is an ideology, it's a culture, it's a value system.
Speaker 4: And what we need to do is we need to
Speaker 4: eliminate that value system.
Speaker 2: You want to eliminate whiteness.
Speaker 4: Whiteness, not white people, whiteness.
Speaker 3: But how do you eliminate whiteness without eliminating white people?
Speaker 1: You got it, You got it. That didn't happen overnight,
Speaker 1: at no point at no point in my first thirty
Speaker 1: five years on this planet. I'm forty four, At no
Speaker 1: point in my life, what a powerful person in a
Speaker 1: prestigious position say something like that publicly. I know there's
Speaker 1: always been some monster who's been willing to grab a
Speaker 1: megaphone on the street corner and shout.
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 1: I got all that, But now you hear that from
Speaker 1: elected leaders, presidents of universities, media figures. So we've reached
Speaker 1: a point now that we haven't ever been at before.
Speaker 1: But how long did it take us to get there?
Speaker 1: A very, very, very long time. I have used this
Speaker 1: example before, but I'm going to use this example again
Speaker 1: because it's the best one. It's the best way I
Speaker 1: can visualize it, and hopefully it tells it helps you
Speaker 1: visualize it. If the United States of America, if our
Speaker 1: country is a gigantic tree, a big one, this picture
Speaker 1: one big tree in a field, Well, big leaves, big branches,
Speaker 1: big trunk on the tree, and.
Speaker 2: Big roots. Big trees are big roots.
Speaker 1: What happened was, decades and decades and decades and decades ago,
Speaker 1: the poison of communism, socialism, Marxism, whatever word you want
Speaker 1: to put on it, began to seep into the roots,
Speaker 1: just the ends, just the dip, and then through activism,
Speaker 1: through their involvement and our complacency, through our love of
Speaker 1: being nice, it started to.
Speaker 2: Work its way past the tip up the root.
Speaker 1: We kept being nice, kept being complacent, They kept being active,
Speaker 1: They kept showing up in primaries.
Speaker 2: More activism, more activism, more.
Speaker 1: Complacency from us, and it worked its way all the
Speaker 1: way up the roots, year after year after years, slowly creeping,
Speaker 1: working its way up the roots, up the trunk, out
Speaker 1: the branches. And now now now it's open, because now
Speaker 1: it's in the leaves. And now we look at it
Speaker 1: in the leaves, we look at people in positions of power,
Speaker 1: willing to say the most ugly, despicable things, and we
Speaker 1: say to ourselves, the tree cannot be saved. And maybe
Speaker 1: you're right. But if I can counter that, maybe it
Speaker 1: can be saved. It just can't be fast and it
Speaker 1: can't be easy. Don't make the mistake of thinking this
Speaker 1: horrible place we're at right now, where half the country
Speaker 1: wants to burn it down. Don't make the mistake of
Speaker 1: thinking that happened overnight. Don't make the mistake of thinking
Speaker 1: that happened when Joe Biden got four years in office.
Speaker 1: I know he made it all worse. He accelerated it.
Speaker 1: I got that.
Speaker 2: Don't make the.
Speaker 1: Mistake of thinking it began with Barack Obama, and I
Speaker 1: know his eight years really moved that poison up the tree,
Speaker 1: out the branches and into the leaves. I know there
Speaker 1: are there have been accelerants that have pushed the poison
Speaker 1: up faster.
Speaker 2: I know that. I acknowledge that. But none of this
Speaker 2: happened all at once. It did not. Therefore, fixing it.
Speaker 2: Fixing it is going to take time. And as the show,
Speaker 2: I can't help it.
Speaker 1: I'm in a great mood tonight, and we are going
Speaker 1: to talk about percentages here really quickly, and then we
Speaker 1: got we have to discuss my new country and watermelon,
Speaker 1: and then we'll get back to the rear averrowin some
Speaker 1: emails and other things. Remember, if you miss any part
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Speaker 1: is tomorrow, So email your questions into Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. So.
Speaker 2: I know we have some.
Speaker 1: Really evil people in positions of power in this country.
Speaker 1: I realize that for sure.
Speaker 2: But remember we've been fighting a fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: Battle for a very long time. If you go back
Speaker 1: and look at the history of presidential elections, ones we lost,
Speaker 1: ones we won, it's always fifty one, forty nine, fifty
Speaker 1: two fifty. It's it's always well, wait a minute, fifty
Speaker 1: two to fifty wouldn't make sense because that's more than
Speaker 1: one hundred.
Speaker 2: That must have been the Joe Biden election. Quit.
Speaker 1: But you understand what I mean. It's always a percentage
Speaker 1: or two, always has been. We can work on that,
Speaker 1: and we are working on that. Let me. I don't
Speaker 1: know if this will make you feel good, but I
Speaker 1: think it will help make my point. Here's a headline
Speaker 1: from the Daily Caller. Blue States to try to stop
Speaker 1: the Trump administration from investigating food stamp fraud. All right,
Speaker 1: the details of this don't matter, you get it. The
Speaker 1: Blue States, the New York's of the world. They don't
Speaker 1: want the Trump administration to look into fraud with food steps.
Speaker 1: Why because they're cheating Because in order to get to
Speaker 1: that fifty one to forty nine percent mark, whether we
Speaker 1: win that or lose that, in order to get to
Speaker 1: that mark, Democrats have had to lie, cheat, steal, and
Speaker 1: break the law. They have had to with the aid
Speaker 1: of the American media, they have had to use every
Speaker 1: dirty trick in the book to try to figure out
Speaker 1: how to use your money, tax payer money, to pay
Speaker 1: for their cause, to pay for their revolution. And you
Speaker 1: and me, we've paid for their revolution for a long time.
Speaker 1: Obviously that that sounds bad, But hear me out here,
Speaker 1: think think about this, with all of academia in their pocket,
Speaker 1: all of the media, the major American media in their pocket,
Speaker 1: with your money in their pocket, with everything working for them,
Speaker 1: in no institution, none, zero institutions in this country now
Speaker 1: are on your side, with every institution working for them,
Speaker 1: the treasury working for them, the media working for them.
Speaker 2: Forty nine fifty one.
Speaker 1: What happens if Republicans start taking this seriously, and Trump
Speaker 1: two point zero is taking this seriously. What happens if
Speaker 1: Republicans start taking this seriously and start defunding Democrats by
Speaker 1: taking tax payer money away from them. That percentage starts
Speaker 1: to get fifty one forty nine permanently in our favor,
Speaker 1: maybe fifty two forty eight, maybe fifty three forty seven.
Speaker 1: I've reached the end of my maskills, so I'm going
Speaker 1: to stop there. You understand what I'm saying. If we
Speaker 1: can take away the public treasury from the hands of
Speaker 1: American Democrats, it will take time. It will if we
Speaker 1: can take the public treasury away from them, And I
Speaker 1: can't dismiss this, continue to deport people. We are slowly
Speaker 1: but surely attacking the very foundations that hold the Democrat
Speaker 1: Party up, and they will eventually be the seventy thirty
Speaker 1: party on the thirty percent side of it.
Speaker 2: And we're doing it. It's happening everywhere.
Speaker 1: Why do you think these people, why do you think
Speaker 1: Democrats will go on camera and say the most deranged things.
Speaker 1: This is Betsy Coff.
Speaker 5: The way it is written is.
Speaker 2: Betsy Coffee and name stupid.
Speaker 5: Anyway, the way it is written is applying to all
Speaker 5: levels of law enforcement. They're operating in the state of Michigan,
Speaker 5: the sovereigns state of Michigan, and the bottom line is
Speaker 5: that the people of Michigan, we do not want or need.
Speaker 5: Secret police, masked unidentified people snatching our neighbors off the street.
Speaker 1: Period, secret police snatching our neighbors off the street. She's
Speaker 1: talking about ICE agents who are arresting and deporting illegals.
Speaker 1: Why would she take such an unpopular position?
Speaker 2: Why would she.
Speaker 1: Take that publicly? Why are democrats willing to take unpopular
Speaker 1: positions on deporting illegals publicly? To the point, remember that
Speaker 1: one Senator Van Holland, we deported a human trafficker to
Speaker 1: El Salvador. He was so upset about it he flew
Speaker 1: down there for a photo op and had a margarita
Speaker 1: with him. One of the worst pr moves I've ever
Speaker 1: seen in my life.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: They have to have them, They have to have your money,
Speaker 1: They have to have illegals. They have to have them.
Speaker 1: If we are starting to take that away from them.
Speaker 2: We're going to win.
Speaker 1: Now let's talk really quickly about something more serious. This
Speaker 1: is from Fox News. The watermelon diet has gone viral,
Speaker 1: and here's what experts say about this weight loss trend.
Speaker 1: I don't want to speak to the weight loss that
Speaker 1: may or may not come from watermelon, but can we
Speaker 1: be honest that watermelon's a disappointment, Chris.
Speaker 2: I'm not wrong.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen. I will not be painted as a watermelon hater.
Speaker 1: What Chris Chris said, you put a little salter to
Speaker 1: heen on it. Chris, you could put salt into heen
Speaker 1: on joy Behar's in soul and it would be delicious.
Speaker 2: That is not what is that too far? It was
Speaker 2: too far? You know what.
Speaker 1: We'll continue this in a second. I actually think I
Speaker 1: need a moment myself. Do we have a trash can
Speaker 1: in here? Before we get to that, I want to
Speaker 1: talk to you about Hillsdale College. That seems better. I
Speaker 1: bet they have trash cans at Hillsdale. I bet they're phenomenal,
Speaker 1: but you're never going to see them because you're not
Speaker 1: smart enough to get in.
Speaker 2: Neither am I.
Speaker 1: The good news is people like you and me, we
Speaker 1: don't have to be smart enough to get in.
Speaker 2: Hillsdale teaches us for free, for free.
Speaker 1: And honestly, in all serious is I love that I
Speaker 1: can do this with my sons, with my wife. They
Speaker 1: have more than forty free online courses they've made available
Speaker 1: to listeners of the show. They're not boring. You learn
Speaker 1: from people who love the country, and they're passionate about
Speaker 1: things like the constitution. Do you want to learn about capitalism?
Speaker 1: But let's set history stuff aside. You know. That's when
Speaker 1: I nerd out they have an understanding Capitalism course. If
Speaker 1: you have a child, I would say ten and up.
Speaker 1: They need to listen to that course. You can do
Speaker 1: it on your phone, do it in the car. It's
Speaker 1: not like you have to watch it. Hillsdale dot edu
Speaker 1: slash Jesse go enroll, no cost to you. We'll continue
Speaker 1: with watermelon in the rear admirl next, get back to
Speaker 1: the good river, not back before we get to the rear, Appril.
Speaker 1: I guess as soon as I thought of him, I
Speaker 1: thought about back, but before we get to what Chris,
Speaker 1: It's fine, before we get to the rear April and
Speaker 1: back to the emails.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to.
Speaker 1: Finish up this super important topic we were talking about
Speaker 1: before we went into the break. Watermelon. I love a
Speaker 1: good watermelon as much as anybody. I understand. In the summertime,
Speaker 1: you're packing up the family to go down to a
Speaker 1: pool for the day, or maybe you're heading down to
Speaker 1: the beach for the day. Through some watermelon in the cooler,
Speaker 1: tough to beat nice cool piece of watermelon. I understand.
Speaker 1: Can we just be frank, it's just you and me.
Speaker 1: Can we be honest? It's disappointing ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is, Chris, And don't say put salt and
Speaker 2: to heena on. It's like people who said, I wrap
Speaker 2: my meat loaf and bacon.
Speaker 1: So it's good that anything is good with sultant heene
Speaker 1: What what.
Speaker 2: Chris said? Are you going seedless? Sometimes? Sometimes not?
Speaker 1: No, no, don't accuse me of only being a seedless person.
Speaker 1: I eat watermelon in its purest form all the time too,
Speaker 1: sitting there spitting seeds out. I can practically do it
Speaker 1: right here. I know how to eat watermelon with seeds,
Speaker 1: without seeds. I'm an Ambi watermeloner. And I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: if you're being honest.
Speaker 2: It's not good most of the time. It's mushy.
Speaker 1: It's mushy most of the time, or it doesn't have
Speaker 1: the same amount of flavor you want.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm right, You know what? How often?
Speaker 1: How often does a blueberry disappoint you?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: Hardly Ever, you might get a mushy one here there,
Speaker 1: then you just feed it to the dog. When the
Speaker 1: wife isn't looking, and then you have another one watermelon.
Speaker 1: It disappoints you want it to be good because every
Speaker 1: now and then you'll have a bite that is. I know,
Speaker 1: watermelon at its best is tough to beat. I acknowledge
Speaker 1: that all the way. But I guess I'm more see
Speaker 1: Chris because he lacks maturity. Chris is more of a
Speaker 1: flash in the pan guy. If we have to, what
Speaker 1: sports season is it right now?
Speaker 2: Baseball? Chris.
Speaker 1: Chris likes the guy who will go out and he'll
Speaker 1: strike out ten games in a row without a single hit,
Speaker 1: but on game eleven he'll have three home runs and
Speaker 1: Chris will say that guy is one of the great
Speaker 1: baseball players.
Speaker 5: Me.
Speaker 1: No, I needed to go one for four, two for
Speaker 1: four every night. I because I am so much wiser
Speaker 1: and more handsome and mature. I recognize that consistency. Consistency
Speaker 1: is good. Watermelon doesn't. It's actually, you know what, Chris,
Speaker 1: I take it back. It's perfect for you. It's just
Speaker 1: not for me. What I'm being nice, I've decided it's
Speaker 1: a perfect fruit for you. I want you to have it.
Speaker 1: You can have all of it. I'll give you mine, Chris.
Speaker 1: I'll give you mine. Now, Buddha j Edge is running
Speaker 1: for president. You're gonna hear me bring him up several times.
Speaker 1: Not because I like to talk about the rear admiral,
Speaker 1: but because, if we're being honest, if we have to
Speaker 1: have a serious moment after the watermelon thing, he scares
Speaker 1: me a great deal. H No, it's not because of that, Chris,
Speaker 1: don't make that motion with your wrist. It's not because
Speaker 1: of that. I'm not standing in front of him. Stop,
Speaker 1: it's not because of that. It's you know, you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you just get a dark vibe about people, and
Speaker 1: for dudes, this is less common because women are more
Speaker 1: intuitive than men. It's one of the gifts God gave
Speaker 1: them that he did not give us as well. My
Speaker 1: wife can sniff out a scumbag long before I can.
Speaker 1: Corey yours do long before I can. And by the way,
Speaker 1: every time she's ever done this, if it's someone I'm
Speaker 1: working with us something like that, I argue your, Chris
Speaker 1: is too. I argue with her initially too, like it's
Speaker 1: the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Ah, I feel like he's a bad guy. Oh, what
Speaker 2: are you talking about? You just met him.
Speaker 1: He's a great dude, he made me laugh. But you
Speaker 1: know what, six months later, Wow, I really should have
Speaker 1: listened to you. That was really a bad guy.
Speaker 2: Women are just.
Speaker 1: More intuitive, so women will nod their heads more at
Speaker 1: what I just said than men will. But even dudes
Speaker 1: have had a feeling that there's a darkness in some people.
Speaker 1: There's a darkness in some people. I have seen it
Speaker 1: in Buddhajig multiple times when he speaks in a public setting.
Speaker 1: Some Democrats like a you know what, Chuck Schumer is
Speaker 1: actually a great example. Chuck Schumer is the ultimate lizard person.
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer doesn't believe in anything. He knows he has
Speaker 1: to signal to the rabid street animals and talk like
Speaker 1: Chae ga era. He under I understand all that, but
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer doesn't believe in any of that. If tomorrow, tomorrow,
Speaker 1: if New York State turned blood red, if New York
Speaker 1: State turned into a Republican state, Chuck Schumer would be
Speaker 1: over there at the microphone to the right of me.
Speaker 1: Doesn't believe in anything. A complete lizard person. Some Democrats.
Speaker 1: Some they're like that they're just.
Speaker 2: Playing a role. They're just playing a part that they
Speaker 2: know they have to tell the street animals, they'll burn
Speaker 2: down America. Not Pete Boodajeedge. His father.
Speaker 1: Remember, his father is a Communist, a Marxist professor. I
Speaker 1: believe he's open about that, but it's a well known fact.
Speaker 1: His father is a Marxist professor. Now, let me ask
Speaker 1: you if you had a father worth anything, and maybe
Speaker 1: you didn't. If you didn't, I'm sorry, But did your
Speaker 1: father's worldview have a deep effect on your life and
Speaker 1: your worldview? That's pretty universal. Dads will do.
Speaker 2: That to you.
Speaker 1: Pete Buddhajid was raised in a home his father. I
Speaker 1: was right about that. His father's a Marxist professor.
Speaker 2: I thought so. Chris looked it up. He was raised
Speaker 2: in a home.
Speaker 1: Imagine, imagine the conversations you had with your dad around
Speaker 1: the table when you're out riding in the car, when
Speaker 1: you're at the beach on the way to work, coming
Speaker 1: home from school. The conversations you had with your father
Speaker 1: about life and girls, or America or boys or work
Speaker 1: or anything anything. Now imagine the conversations from the earliest
Speaker 1: age Pete Buddhajetge had with his father. I have seen it.
Speaker 1: I can't even put it into words. It's driving me crazy.
Speaker 1: I can't put it into words what I've seen in anger.
Speaker 1: There's something inside of him. Yeah, we'll get to that
Speaker 1: in a minute, Chris. But there's something inside of him
Speaker 1: that is genuine. That's part of what made Obama so
Speaker 1: dangerous and so damaging to this country. Obama is not
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer. He wasn't playing a role, just playing a
Speaker 1: role for the animals. Barack Obama again, because of his
Speaker 1: upbringing and the people who nurtured him, who mentored him,
Speaker 1: Frank Marshall, Davis, Reverend Wright, all these types. Barack Obama's
Speaker 1: hatred for America was genuine. His wife maybe even more so.
Speaker 1: It's genuine. It's not a put on. Pete Buddhajetge is genuine,
Speaker 1: a genuine disdain for this country, and probably more than
Speaker 1: just the country, a real, real hate on for Christianity.
Speaker 1: You've seen it, Chris. Even Chris knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I've seen it multiple times. It'll flash across his face
Speaker 1: and he'll say something briefly, and then he'll he'll he'll
Speaker 1: he'll cover it back up. But there is a darkness
Speaker 1: inside of that guy. And I'm not just talking about
Speaker 1: his time in college. There's a darkness inside of that
Speaker 1: guy that the thought of him taking power, and maybe
Speaker 1: you're thinking he can't. And maybe he can't because, like
Speaker 1: Chris said, he's not gonna get the black vote. It's
Speaker 1: just the black community is not going to vote for
Speaker 1: a gay dude. That that's not what they do. That's
Speaker 1: why he It's the way he struggles with the black
Speaker 1: community in every Democrat primary. So maybe he can't. Maybe
Speaker 1: he can't drink enough forties out of a black paper
Speaker 1: bag like he did before. It's still one of the
Speaker 1: funniest political things I've ever seen in my life. Maybe
Speaker 1: he can't do that. But the thought of that guy
Speaker 1: taking the reins as president worries me. It worries me
Speaker 1: a great deal. And he's taking this very seriously and
Speaker 1: he's going to try to get that office. I'm not hopeful,
Speaker 1: well I'm hopeful he won't be there, but I've been
Speaker 1: shocked before. Now he's been shocked before. Probably stop, everyone
Speaker 1: grow up. Let's talk about tunnel to towers. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about something good, because Chris and Corey are immature. Both
Speaker 1: of you are immature, and you need to straighten upe.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about tunnel to towers and taken care of
Speaker 1: what those and orphans in the ultimate transition to something
Speaker 1: very serious. Of course, we just lost another cop famous
Speaker 1: New York City, Jesse Kelly on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Remember tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Thursday. Because I won't
Speaker 1: be here Friday this week. You need to get your
Speaker 1: questions emailed in right now to Jesse at jessecaliyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Let's turn through a couple of these questions. Oracle, we
Speaker 1: all know your position on food. If you had to
Speaker 1: do a competitive eating competition, which food could you kamala
Speaker 1: down better than anybody? Most listeners would say Cheddarbay biscuits
Speaker 1: or breakfast tacos. I say there is a dark horse,
Speaker 1: maybe something your mom or wife makes.
Speaker 2: All right, So.
Speaker 1: There are a couple candidates here. The first you mentioned
Speaker 1: the wife. You know what a cream pie is? An
Speaker 1: oatmeal creampie from Little Debbie. You've seen oatmeal cream pies.
Speaker 1: Please tell me they even sell double decker ones now
Speaker 1: in the gas station. Oh, Chris, they're intense. I don't
Speaker 1: think they're coacher, buddy, They might they are. Why can't
Speaker 1: keep track of all the rules. Anyway, oat meal cream
Speaker 1: pies are one of the great little Debbie snacks ever.
Speaker 1: Ab I've told you this before. Bob makes homemade ones
Speaker 1: from scratch. I'm talking the frosting in the middle, the cookies,
Speaker 1: to everything they are.
Speaker 2: Did I bring some for you two idiots? One time?
Speaker 1: I think I did. I'll do that next time she
Speaker 1: makes them. They are so good, we will. You know,
Speaker 1: we always have these neighborhood get togethers where everybody brings
Speaker 1: a dish. She shows up with these people will finish
Speaker 1: them before anyone touches an entree. Everybody swarms on them.
Speaker 1: I don't have the stomach I used to have. I
Speaker 1: used to be able to take down two foot longs
Speaker 1: from subway. You realize that I used to be able
Speaker 1: to take down two foot long cheese steaks from subway.
Speaker 1: I just I look like Pete Budha Jags hammering them.
Speaker 1: I can't do that anymore. I swear I could eat
Speaker 1: ten of these oatmealk cream pies. Maybe that's too much,
Speaker 1: Maybe it's too much sugar. What Chris see Chris said,
Speaker 1: isn't it too sweet? They're sweet, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: but it's not like ice cream. I'm embarrassed to say
Speaker 1: what I'm about to say. I don't even want to.
Speaker 1: I'm feel a little dirty. You know, I can't really
Speaker 1: finish milkshakes anymore. I love a milkshake. I'll order a milkshake, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: it's too much. It gets to be too sweet. It's
Speaker 1: it's too much. I can't do it. I'll get halfway
Speaker 1: through and i'm you know what I've had. I've had
Speaker 1: my fill. They're sweet, just the right amount. I think
Speaker 1: there's even a little a little salt of some kind
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: I don't want to ask a recipe. It's just hmmm,
Speaker 2: they're really really good.
Speaker 1: But I really think, I really think I could do
Speaker 1: damage in a chicken wing competition.
Speaker 2: I do you.
Speaker 1: Mentioned cheddar Bay biscuits, And of course those are probably
Speaker 1: the most delicious delicacy in America, Red Lobster's Cheddarbays. But
Speaker 1: they're also a bit of a gut bomb. Even when
Speaker 1: I go to Red Lobby with the boys it's two
Speaker 1: or three, I have to hold myself back before the
Speaker 1: meal comes because I want to be able to eat
Speaker 1: my cage and shrimp pasta and whatnot. I can eat
Speaker 1: a lot of chicken wings, and I don't have, Like
Speaker 1: I said, I don't have the stomach I used to have.
Speaker 1: I would be interested to see how many wings I
Speaker 1: could take down in a wing competition. And I've told
Speaker 1: you before about this place, and I hate myself that
Speaker 1: I can't give them publicity because I don't remember the name,
Speaker 1: which honestly, I feel terrible. Outside of Knoxville, Tennessee, when
Speaker 1: AB and I when I was out of work and
Speaker 1: we were driving across the country trying to find work
Speaker 1: in whatever states we wanted to live in Tennessee being
Speaker 1: one of the big ones because I love it so much,
Speaker 1: we stopped at this barbecue joint outside of Knoxville and
Speaker 1: there was a line. You could see it from the highway,
Speaker 1: the barbecue joint. If someone knows what this is, please
Speaker 1: please let email and let me know. I want to
Speaker 1: give them pub It was a decent sized barbecue joint,
Speaker 1: meaning the building was a good size, and it was
Speaker 1: off the highway because we found it. We drove by
Speaker 1: it and there was a line. The parking lot was full.
Speaker 1: Lines don't lie. Parking lot was full. There was a line.
Speaker 1: We were starving. We had our kids are really young, Hey,
Speaker 1: let's pull and get something. They had wings in there
Speaker 1: that were I forget the order, smoked and baked and fried,
Speaker 1: smoked and baked and fried. Oh my gosh, they were
Speaker 1: so good. And they had the homemade dressings. I we
Speaker 1: didn't have enough money to order extra back then, so
Speaker 1: I just got one order. But I think it was
Speaker 1: to an order I could easily have done twenty without hesitation,
Speaker 1: maybe more. Why are you making that face, Chris? What
Speaker 1: are you making that face for? What do you mean
Speaker 1: it's not that much? Who do you think you are?
Speaker 1: I'll eat more wings than you can eat, Yes, I will.
Speaker 1: I'll eat plus. Remember my technique I've already got. I've
Speaker 1: got the tongue punch technique with the flats where you
Speaker 1: bite off one side. I only need one hand. I've
Speaker 1: seen you do it before. You need two hands, like
Speaker 1: an amateur. One hand. I pick it up, boom, bite
Speaker 1: off one side, Flip it over, boom, bite off the
Speaker 1: other side, put it up to your mouth, tongue punch
Speaker 1: that center, meat out the other side. Flip bite wing
Speaker 1: is clean, one handed you that way you get. What
Speaker 1: it does is it frees up another hand to grab
Speaker 1: your garlic bread, which is the ultimate wing side or
Speaker 1: fries or take a drink of something without getting wing
Speaker 1: sauce all over it. Why are you ignoring all this
Speaker 1: when you could be you could be learning from me.
Speaker 1: What an honor you have to learn from a master
Speaker 1: and you just ignore everything. Kids these days, I bet
Speaker 1: you don't even have pure Talk. Well never mind, I
Speaker 1: know you have pure Talk because you save money. Look
Speaker 1: at the easiest sell to get Jewish producer Chris to
Speaker 1: switch to Pure Talk was just the money savings. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's fine with the veteran veteran CEO stuff and the
Speaker 1: fact that they don't give the black lives matter and
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: He's fine with.
Speaker 1: The only way to really close him was money, and
Speaker 1: it is nice to save a bunch of money. I
Speaker 1: was a sticker shocked in a good way. We had
Speaker 1: T Mobile, We had four lines. You know, I got
Speaker 1: four people in my house. We switched from T Mobile,
Speaker 1: and my bill got cut completely in half when we
Speaker 1: switched to Pure Talk. And you know, I don't do technology,
Speaker 1: so I was a little nervous. I don't want a
Speaker 1: new phone. I have my contacts in here. I don't
Speaker 1: want a new phone number. I'm such an important celebrity.
Speaker 1: People have my number already. When you switch to Pure Talk,
Speaker 1: you don't need.
Speaker 2: A new phone.
Speaker 1: They'll give you one if you won't want all the
Speaker 1: newest stuff they have it. You don't need a new number,
Speaker 1: You keep your number. They transfer all that for you.
Speaker 1: Plus their CEO is a Vietnam veteran. You remember what
Speaker 1: they did for Independence Day. They were giving out American
Speaker 1: flags to vets. I love freaking Pure Talk man, and
Speaker 1: they switch to save.
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Speaker 1: the announcement Dome made today.