Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome back.
Speaker 2: It's part two, Part two of our Bachelor in Paradise
Speaker 2: recap and listen. A lot happened in episode one, a lot,
Speaker 2: and you're gonna miss it if you are just going
Speaker 2: to listen to episode two. The macro notes were fire.
Speaker 2: As the kids say, we talked a lot about April,
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff that's kind of important to just.
Speaker 1: The world, and worried about your culture sort of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we sort of left at it that, like Stephanie
Speaker 2: thinks that April was so traumatized by her affair or
Speaker 2: her being groomed by Frankie Valley, Yes, which is very possible,
Speaker 2: that it's made her a certain way. I think she's both.
Speaker 2: I think it's that happened and also she's just a
Speaker 2: certain way. Yeah, I think either way. I've come around
Speaker 2: on her and Cecily hasn't. But that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Uh. It takes you know, it takes empathetic people.
Speaker 2: And rude people to make the world go around, and
Speaker 2: that you're you're and you're the empathetic one between the
Speaker 2: two of us for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that was So.
Speaker 2: We've had this game and it turns out that the winner,
Speaker 2: which happens to be Bailey and Jeremy. Their big prize
Speaker 2: is not even the freaking VIP suite.
Speaker 1: It was the worst prize ever.
Speaker 2: Hell a lot. I don't even like fireworks. I'd be
Speaker 2: like pass, I know I would love to be on
Speaker 2: that show and they're like, here's your thing, this is
Speaker 2: the biggest prize, and I'd be like pass, I'm seriously,
Speaker 2: I'll give it.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Like they don't really get to do anything. Are they
Speaker 2: even eating? They have champagne and watch fireworks Like you
Speaker 2: do that any day, any day, go to a Dodgers game,
Speaker 2: go to like, yeah, like you act.
Speaker 1: Like these people have.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a nightmare day. And he's trying to act
Speaker 2: like he's all into her now oh, which is so so,
Speaker 2: so so dumb and obvious.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the bottom.
Speaker 2: Three were to our Brian and Parisa, Captain Kim and
Speaker 2: Faith m hmmm, and.
Speaker 1: Gary and Leslie and Gary. Yeah so the big oh yeah.
Speaker 2: So the couples are chit chatting around and Alicia says
Speaker 2: to Sean, She's like, yeah, like the first impression I
Speaker 2: got of you was like doing a body shot up
Speaker 2: an old lady. Yes, that made me so mad. I
Speaker 2: wrote that down too. I cannot stand her. Get the
Speaker 2: fuck out of here now her who said the words?
Speaker 2: Because everybody started making out and someone said orgy, b
Speaker 2: orgy or something like that, which was so weird. Was
Speaker 2: that Alicia that said that. I don't know, but I
Speaker 2: was so mad. I'm like, okay, so I guess so,
Speaker 2: like am I an old lady?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I don't like her lady say that knowing that they're
Speaker 2: people are gonna watch this back. I mean, they are
Speaker 2: so fucking rude to the Goldens. A lot of these
Speaker 2: people are. At least Jonathan's been really nice and treated
Speaker 2: people with dignity. I'm telling you, I've been trying to
Speaker 2: tell you. I like Jonathan. Don't sleep on him. He
Speaker 2: just doesn't like these women. He can't fake it. He's
Speaker 2: not you know, he's like he's sort of loved the
Speaker 2: one you're with a little bit. But I don't think
Speaker 2: he's like, I'm really into you. I think he's just
Speaker 2: kind of makes out when they want to make out,
Speaker 2: and then he's sort of like, listen, I could go
Speaker 2: either way. Let me be honest. He's he couldn't be
Speaker 2: more honest. I think that's his problem. People are getting
Speaker 2: mad at him because he's sort of like, I'm just
Speaker 2: being this is just like, honestly, how I feel. I'm
Speaker 2: just like, I don't know. I think that's awesome and
Speaker 2: I love him. Okay, so he said sweaty and he
Speaker 2: likes Alicia, who's a bit Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like Alicia.
Speaker 2: I hope she looks like shit when she gets older,
Speaker 2: and that plastic surgery has been outlawed.
Speaker 1: She's already not. I mean, you know she doesn't. She's not.
Speaker 1: She's not the most amazing person on that island, that's
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Jonathan and Leah are talking and it seems like
Speaker 2: Leah likes him for sure, and they keep getting input
Speaker 2: from her, and I guess this is a setup for later,
Speaker 2: but throughout the show they keep showing ever since she's
Speaker 2: been there, she's like, Yeah, I kind of like him.
Speaker 2: He's sort of my crush. We'll see where it goes.
Speaker 2: Like we were already kind of friends before. He's the
Speaker 2: only one I have a spark with. They never show
Speaker 2: him saying anything about her.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't notice it, but that makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Because so then Jeremy and Bailey go.
Speaker 1: On their day now. Oh, and her vocal fry is
Speaker 1: out of control.
Speaker 2: I remember feeling that way on Bait when Bailey was
Speaker 2: on whatever Grant season. I guess the vocal fry is
Speaker 2: just I'm not saying it means she's a bad person,
Speaker 2: but she just won't stop talking and it's just this
Speaker 2: vocal fry and like, I don't know, I mean, I
Speaker 2: just don't know.
Speaker 1: She just monolage. She's just and who is it?
Speaker 2: That is it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Jeremy's like frank La.
Speaker 2: I'm annoyed by the goal just like monologue Frontlas, what
Speaker 2: scruple these people?
Speaker 1: Actually?
Speaker 2: He is?
Speaker 1: Well not?
Speaker 2: I mean, Bailey seems like a good person for that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, is she I you know what you
Speaker 2: brought up a good point, though I didn't know. I
Speaker 2: didn't like her on whatever season she was on. She
Speaker 2: was selfie queen. Yes, she was really annoying. She was
Speaker 2: she was really really annoying. Like, let's not like paint
Speaker 2: this over with her Bob. Remember we called her Bob. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: I Janet. She looked like Janet from three Scamp.
Speaker 1: Now listen, I don't really she doesn't bug me that much.
Speaker 2: There's too many other people to be bugged by, Like,
Speaker 2: why is she so into Jonathan? I mean Jeremy, I
Speaker 2: mean Jeremy, I don't know, he didn't not you know,
Speaker 2: we we were you were too until you weren't. I mean,
Speaker 2: he is so obnoxious. He's so he couldn't be more
Speaker 2: obnoxious on this, It's awful. He's like, yeah, I'm really
Speaker 2: annoyed by the Goldens. Yeah, how it talks like honestly.
Speaker 2: So then I just wrote Jeremy is could be one
Speaker 2: of the Goldens. We've said this before. He's a year
Speaker 2: under sixty. I'll be surprised he seems older than that.
Speaker 2: So then I have Brian and Parisa. Wait what did
Speaker 2: they do? She yeah, So they're sitting together and they're
Speaker 2: basically talking about how they got dealt like a bad hand,
Speaker 2: you know. And Brian's like, well, it's just how it's
Speaker 2: going to be, you know well, and he's like says
Speaker 2: something about like what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 2: And she says, now we've all been Parisa, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you're like okay, this guy clearly hates me. Now, but
Speaker 2: I gotta figure out like what went wrong, because I
Speaker 2: gotta feel like I could possibly salvage this, but I
Speaker 2: don't want to like constantly be like, can we talk?
Speaker 1: But how can I a loop? That's the loop. I
Speaker 1: keep talking. I mean that's the thing.
Speaker 2: And then he's like, well, I just like you know,
Speaker 2: basically he say, and he feels smothered, and he's like,
Speaker 2: I just don't I don't like to be around people
Speaker 2: that need to be overly reassured. Yeah, now, you piece
Speaker 2: of shit asshole, you created this. You love bombed her
Speaker 2: until she was in and then this. Then you were
Speaker 2: a total dick, total one eighty absolute and then when
Speaker 2: she notices it, you're calling that her problem. Yeah you yeah,
Speaker 2: seriously absolutely been there. But yeah, I'm going to push
Speaker 2: back just a tiny bit. On the other hand, he's
Speaker 2: the avoidant attacher and she's the anxious attacher.
Speaker 1: So rather than pull away from him.
Speaker 2: And just go, Okay, this guy's being a dick, she
Speaker 2: went the other way, which he points out, and is
Speaker 2: like constantly complimenting him, and then they do a little
Speaker 2: flashback of all the ways she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: your neck is so like strong, like you're so attractive,
Speaker 2: like your face, oh my god, your skin is amazing,
Speaker 2: and he's like, thanks, thanks, that's so funny, that's so okay,
Speaker 2: go ahead, sorry. Oh basically, he goes, I think you like,
Speaker 2: like you overload me with compliments.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I thought that was the douchiest thing that you could
Speaker 2: ever say to somebody because they haven't been there that long.
Speaker 2: So just like a week ago, they're all good. He's
Speaker 2: all into her. Oh my god, I've met this amazing woman.
Speaker 2: I understand he got the ick. Okay, so here's here,
Speaker 2: let's break this down. Let's break it down, because you
Speaker 2: know it's like so we don't have to break it down.
Speaker 2: We can break it down. He like he got the ick.
Speaker 2: And it's this thing that we keep talking about. And
Speaker 2: I think the attachment stuff so interesting because it so
Speaker 2: plays out like this. And we've both talked about how
Speaker 2: we've been on both sides of this. Like, as I've said,
Speaker 2: I get very avoidant when someone's like too much right
Speaker 2: almost especially at the beginning, if they're too I'm like,
Speaker 2: why what go away? But then I get anxious, and
Speaker 2: I've I've had guys like be so so super avoidant
Speaker 2: and there's nothing you can do. There's literally, I mean
Speaker 2: like nothing, And I've said I remember one time saying too.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, why do you have
Speaker 1: such a good air?
Speaker 2: Because he had just like good strong hair and he
Speaker 2: was so I could see him WinCE. He like winced
Speaker 2: by my saying that. Yeah, but it made me mad.
Speaker 2: It triggered me when Brian was saying that, because you're like,
Speaker 2: how dare you this.
Speaker 1: Woman that you've just had sex with?
Speaker 2: You? Are you pretended you liked for a good week
Speaker 2: just a couple of days ago, and now that like
Speaker 2: it makes you WinCE that she gave you a compliment.
Speaker 2: And then you're right, she's over compliment, she's overdoing it
Speaker 2: because he's win saying right. But then she's like that's
Speaker 2: the only way. But she's saying him he's like, where
Speaker 2: have you been all my life? And you know, she's
Speaker 2: say that, yes, that was one of the things she said,
Speaker 2: but that was at the beginning.
Speaker 1: That was a flashback from the beginning. I think they were.
Speaker 1: I remember they were like in love.
Speaker 2: She felt comfortable and in some worlds, you know, that's
Speaker 2: a secure, like really super healthy. They really liked each other,
Speaker 2: like it worked for Spencer. Yes, So she's like she's
Speaker 2: confused and he's done.
Speaker 1: But I told you. He pulled away a soon, like
Speaker 1: you said, like a soon they had sex. He was
Speaker 1: completely done. He got the ick.
Speaker 2: He's he's a total dick though, And if you were
Speaker 2: a good person, and I say this to dismissive avoidance everywhere,
Speaker 2: if you were a good person, he would say, uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, I don't there's some stuff I'm dealing with.
Speaker 2: This is what I kind of do and I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: but this is how I feel, and so I'm going
Speaker 2: to have to leave. I can't if this is you know,
Speaker 2: you've got You've got to be the one the bail
Speaker 2: because they get the they do bread from there's all
Speaker 2: those things are so true and it's like really.
Speaker 1: Hard to watch because and then he makes her feel
Speaker 1: a little bit crazy. He gaslights and goes. When she's like,
Speaker 1: but I just feel like this, he goes. This is
Speaker 1: probably one of the first times that he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're just too clingy, like stop, which is it?
Speaker 2: And to be fair, that is how he feels, but
Speaker 2: like you're the dick that did this. And the difference
Speaker 2: between and the avoidant thing too, I'm not blaming him
Speaker 2: for having that those tendencies, but the dismissive part is
Speaker 2: the one that they want you there for sex or
Speaker 2: for whatever they need. But the second they get with it,
Speaker 2: it's like a narcissism thing. Yes, you can be you
Speaker 2: can still get picked out by people and not be
Speaker 2: an asshole. Yeah, that's a different thing, but that's but
Speaker 2: that's But the way to deal with that is go,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm gonna I'm gonna shut this down. Right,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go have sex with you. That's the
Speaker 2: opposite of what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 2: it's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: He's a dick. Okay, he saw it all that out.
Speaker 2: He's like, you're smothering me, Captain Kim.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, Captain Kim, you're smothering me too,
Speaker 1: And he's like, what did I do.
Speaker 2: I didn't even say anything to you, but I just
Speaker 2: said you have a very beautiful body. And he's like,
Speaker 2: stop complimenting with Captain Kim. But I just want to
Speaker 2: add one more tiny thing, which is just reinforcing what
Speaker 2: everything we've said. But I don't like it when men
Speaker 2: do this. He's like, I'm just being brutally honest. And
Speaker 2: then he goes because if I if I'm not being
Speaker 2: honest with you, like what are we doing?
Speaker 1: It's like, I hate that's much.
Speaker 2: You don't get to go like, I'm just keeping it real,
Speaker 2: I'm just being I'm just being honest. There's a way
Speaker 2: to do it. It's not that way, asshole, That's Rightesa's
Speaker 2: crying and uh, She's like, and this is Parisa. She's
Speaker 2: crying to the camera and she's like.
Speaker 1: I just want to be with somebody.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to have to keep forcing something
Speaker 2: like what did I do wrong? While you're forcing something.
Speaker 1: Exactly? But she can't stop.
Speaker 2: She can't stop because she was given just enough. She
Speaker 2: was given just enough that he was so into her
Speaker 2: and what did I do? How do I earn it back?
Speaker 2: And it's so sad and we want to put her.
Speaker 2: We can see how pretty she is and she's smart
Speaker 2: and funny, and we wish we could just tell her,
Speaker 2: but she has to learn this. Yeah, she'll see it back.
Speaker 2: She's she's strong, she'll be fine. She is okay. So
Speaker 2: it's it's uh, oh, Kathay, carry's sexy. They make out hardcore. Yeah, Keith,
Speaker 2: I'm loving Keith so much now, like he's being all
Speaker 2: gossipy about it. He's like, oh my god, no, look
Speaker 2: at the look at that. Look look look he's being
Speaker 2: so funny with Kathy. Yeah, Kathy never gets it. Kathy
Speaker 2: doesn't deserve Keith. Keith is really really funny, and she's like.
Speaker 1: You said not to look, so now I don't look,
Speaker 1: Like what, shut up? He's pointing out people are making out.
Speaker 2: I know. Agree, So Jeremy, I didn't cover all the
Speaker 2: stuff that he said. He's overdoing it himself because he knows.
Speaker 2: He knows that Ryan's got all this shit on him,
Speaker 2: so he's trying to cover himself with Bailey. Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 2: he says, he's telling Bailey that he that he just
Speaker 2: wears his heart on his sleeve. And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: the more time I spend with her, the more attractive
Speaker 2: or she one of them is Lee saying to the
Speaker 2: other one that the more time I spend I think
Speaker 2: she says it, the more time I spend with him,
Speaker 2: the more attractive he is.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he said it. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you're right. It's just he's trying to cover it.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, maybe if she looks back at this
Speaker 2: it's gonna look like I didn't like her, but now
Speaker 2: I've spent more time with hers, and now I like her.
Speaker 1: That's what he's trying to say.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right. He's trying to cover everything. So
Speaker 2: now it's day twelve. Can you believe these people haven't
Speaker 2: even been there two weeks? Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that's everybody's everybody's a little fault here
Speaker 2: because every time I do something, every time a bunch
Speaker 2: of stuff happens, they're like, that was twenty four hours ago.
Speaker 1: Oh Price has been here forty eight hours. It's like, okay, Captain.
Speaker 2: Kim is super into Faith and I at this point
Speaker 2: cannot tell if she is feeling the same way.
Speaker 1: Not right, not sure. He's unsure as well.
Speaker 2: Gary here on the beach and they're making designs in
Speaker 2: the sand.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh god, that was so gross.
Speaker 2: And Gary goes, hey, hey you He's like, you know,
Speaker 2: everything is for a.
Speaker 1: Reason for a season. Oh look at me. I made
Speaker 1: a rhyme. And is Leslie into this or is she
Speaker 1: like what is happening?
Speaker 2: She? They are friends and they are just keeping each
Speaker 2: other on the show.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Leslie is not going to talk about because she's a
Speaker 2: really good person. Gary's probably a good person. And she's
Speaker 2: like she's got his back, that's it, milk toast. No,
Speaker 2: she's not attracted ten okay, I just know my Leslie
Speaker 2: and she's just not okay. So Jonathan, Jeremy Dale, and
Speaker 2: Sean start talking about strategy.
Speaker 1: Oh that I'm so upset by this popping and we're
Speaker 1: on this is a different show, right, totally like now
Speaker 1: it's big Brother. Yeah, and Jeremy's so serious about it,
Speaker 1: eat it yeah. They're like so.
Speaker 2: Then Brian walks over and he's like, what are you
Speaker 2: guys talking about and they're like, we're talking about sending
Speaker 2: you home, bro, fucking Jeremy, you you dog?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then he's like maybe revenge for the for
Speaker 1: the car the who was it? Jeremy had the car
Speaker 1: and Brian took his car? Was it the other way around?
Speaker 2: Jeremy was the douche that brought a stupid car and
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, and I car Brian, No, it was Jeremy.
Speaker 2: And then Brian walked out while they were sitting in
Speaker 2: the car and Brian had the keys, which is kind
Speaker 2: of funny, actually, it is kind of funny.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it for a ride.
Speaker 2: So then those two are still they're eye in each other,
Speaker 2: they're circling like sharks.
Speaker 1: They have shit on each other, and they're just gonna
Speaker 1: go down right. Then somehow Brian.
Speaker 2: Tells the camera he's like, yeah, I don't do well
Speaker 2: with threats, like I could turn I could turn your
Speaker 2: freaking game upside down by telling Bailey about how yes,
Speaker 2: if you can't do it already, yeah do it now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fuck things up for you, Brah. And so then we
Speaker 2: have we're at the cocktail party and Parsa pulls Brian
Speaker 2: and she's like, you're trading me different.
Speaker 1: So hold on, I.
Speaker 2: Got some stuff before that. Let's see because Jesse. Jesse
Speaker 2: comes out and says like, hey guys, feels like things
Speaker 2: have changed. Oh and Wells is asking Bailey about like
Speaker 2: her decision, like who she's going to pick, and she's
Speaker 2: like and she goes, it's just such a hard decision
Speaker 2: because like I really have to determine, like whose love
Speaker 2: story to put an end to, bitch.
Speaker 1: Nobody is in love here? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: It's it's they're competing, you're competing for money. Now, let's
Speaker 2: stop stop this. Uh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, Parsa, go ahead.
Speaker 2: So she's just like, you're treating me different. You're making
Speaker 2: jokes with everybody else, not me. I mean she's doing that,
Speaker 2: she's doing she's doing it all wrong. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: there's no way right way. Actually the only right way
Speaker 2: is to dignity and give your rose to another guy
Speaker 2: and just be like, I'm going to do it in
Speaker 2: a different way. That's it. You got to just take it.
Speaker 2: But it's so hard in the moment. It is he's
Speaker 2: say so aggressive. He's just like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Students?
Speaker 2: You're analyzing? He like is getting into her head saying
Speaker 2: or he's just being a dick. Yep. He's like, I
Speaker 2: got a zone in whatever. And she does the thing
Speaker 2: that I have done. I have done this where she's
Speaker 2: like okay, but it just like I know I shouldn't
Speaker 2: keep harping on this, but it just it feels like
Speaker 2: you're making jokes with everybody, but like you should be
Speaker 2: kind of bonding with me, Like shouldn't you be bonding
Speaker 2: with me? And he's like, you're you're just analyzing too much,
Speaker 2: And he's like like, but you literally like elbowed me
Speaker 2: out of a conversation, which he is doing.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's a I mean we can see it.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just easier to see on the outside because
Speaker 2: we don't have the pheromones that she has with him.
Speaker 2: She's had sex with him, so now she feels some
Speaker 2: type of way and it sucks. Yeah, But Brian's like, god,
Speaker 2: come on, man, I'm just trying to like the game
Speaker 2: right now. Is like me trying to talk to Bailey
Speaker 2: and Jeremy. Okay, it's not about like spending time with you.
Speaker 2: Ooh right, yeah, so then okay, this this moment made
Speaker 2: me laugh with Jonathan. Obviously I do have the title
Speaker 2: of this episode. Okay, obviously it's reverse Hucci Mama, because
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, who is a cat saying that? It
Speaker 2: is like they called you a hucie mom, and he's like,
Speaker 2: I meant to as a compliment.
Speaker 1: Isn't that what happened?
Speaker 2: Like He's like, no, I meant like, it's like you
Speaker 2: look hot but kind of sexy, like you're trying to
Speaker 2: look hot like a hoochie mama, but you're like a
Speaker 2: reverse Ucci mama because you're like not cheap or whatever.
Speaker 2: He says it's hilarious to me, and it made me
Speaker 2: like Jonathan even more. I continue to defend him, but
Speaker 2: I did write he does not like Leah. I can
Speaker 2: feel that right now, right But so then Kat, who
Speaker 2: has no sense of humor, is just giving him a
Speaker 2: hard time with her mouth open a little bit. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: like then it's not really a compliment to call someone
Speaker 2: a hucie. He goes yeah, He goes yeah, but I
Speaker 2: didn't want to say sexy because you know, we're friends.
Speaker 2: So then Kat friends like I thought you were like
Speaker 2: kind of romantic or whatever, and he's like, no, not
Speaker 2: at all. And then Kat like loses her mind and
Speaker 2: starts telling the camera Jonathan is giving mixed signals like
Speaker 2: he did with Jill, like what do you care about Jill? Yeah,
Speaker 2: shows a flashback to Jill, and it's just like.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 2: I think he's saying we're just friends, and he's he's
Speaker 2: what's he supposed to do? Like throw himself into the ocean,
Speaker 2: Like he's not Jill is not he was never gonna
Speaker 2: end up with Jill. I mean, he's just he's getting
Speaker 2: all like he's just he probably maybe should leave himself.
Speaker 2: But he's just like, I'm gonna stay till they keep me.
Speaker 2: He even did a thing where he kept April, right
Speaker 2: or did you keep him?
Speaker 1: April kept him?
Speaker 2: That's right because he wasn't bonding with anyone, right, and
Speaker 2: April didn't have anybody. So she's like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I want you to find love. So it's not I
Speaker 2: don't think it's his fault.
Speaker 1: I guess. But why can't he make out with Leah?
Speaker 1: I mean I think he has, you do. They've never
Speaker 1: showed them. I don't think I have made out.
Speaker 2: Well, if they haven't, then that's even more in like
Speaker 2: favor of Jonathan because he's like, look, I'm saying we're friends.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's potential, but I can't possibly know in twelve days.
Speaker 2: Actually it has been a lot less than twelve days,
Speaker 2: been like.
Speaker 1: Three days with Leah there.
Speaker 2: He does not have to commit to anyone, he doesn't
Speaker 2: have to make out with anyone. He wants to stay
Speaker 2: on the island state. They keep keeping him there, so
Speaker 2: that's on him. That's on them, but like, not his fault. Okay,
Speaker 2: so then let's see Leah. Oh, she cat tells Leah
Speaker 2: she's like what and Leah gets all mad, she gets
Speaker 2: all pissed off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so whatever. Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Let's see, kats are so many things. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 2: basically they're just like Jessica. Everybody's saying that Jonathan's like
Speaker 2: done this to every girl, but he.
Speaker 1: See I just I feel I feel for Jonathan. But
Speaker 1: that's just me. If he were in the room, you'd
Speaker 1: like him.
Speaker 2: Okay, well something like she says to camera, Oh, I
Speaker 2: didn't know that. I thought we were in a good place.
Speaker 2: I guess this is just done and just written in
Speaker 2: stone and we're just friends. And then I said jess
Speaker 2: has the most lines she's ever had. Jesse suddenly like
Speaker 2: really upset. She's like, this is so upsetting to me. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I forgot she was there. I completely forgot they were there.
Speaker 2: It's so bizarre how little time they give them. It's
Speaker 2: really odd. Actually, so did we have we discussed like
Speaker 2: his okay? Basically yeah, he tells her, yeah, we're just friends. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but she's really pushing it because he's like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just think there's kind of a
Speaker 2: hurdle there, and she's like, what's the hurdle? He goes,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just don't know if I feel
Speaker 2: a connection or whatever. She's right, yeah, okay, all that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So Leah walks away, and then I wrote, for some reason,
Speaker 2: Hannah gets too sat there flash on the screen, Yeah Hannah.
Speaker 2: Remember she's I don't know who Hannah is, but I
Speaker 2: didn't see that. Yeah, and she's and literally this is
Speaker 2: all she says. Looks like everybody's getting along. And then
Speaker 2: meanwhile they show Leah just crying, right, And that's probably
Speaker 2: when Wells is like randomly is just like do the work.
Speaker 1: You guys all got to do the work.
Speaker 2: So this is when Brian literally elbows Presa out of
Speaker 2: the bar.
Speaker 1: He comes up to Wells. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he goes into the area and he's like
Speaker 2: not he spreads his arms out in a way that
Speaker 2: Parsa can't even stand next to him. There would be room,
Speaker 2: but he's like nope, like whatever. That's when he has
Speaker 2: the botox conversation that really I think with Kat, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because Kat's like, yeah, if I even have twelve units,
Speaker 2: it looks crazy, and he's like, oh, well, I do
Speaker 2: seventy four units.
Speaker 1: And then it.
Speaker 2: Shows him, yeah, doing different things like measuring his armspan
Speaker 2: with anything except for talking to Parisa, but for some
Speaker 2: reason Parisa is She's like, don't do that. Don't talk
Speaker 2: to somebody about facial injections. It's like, what, that's all
Speaker 2: he likes to talk about. That's who this guy is.
Speaker 2: That's what you signed up for. Yeah, So then Captain
Speaker 2: Kim pulls Jeremy and Bailey. Everybody's trying to like get
Speaker 2: in the favor of Jeremy, Jeremy and Bailey, who oddly
Speaker 2: Jeremy keeps saying at this point like it's not up
Speaker 2: to Ma, that's up to Bala. That's Bala's raths, not Ma.
Speaker 2: But then at the same time into the male agen
Speaker 2: for sure, because he kind of does like straddled duh.
Speaker 2: But then he says he says all that, but he's
Speaker 2: like the kind of feels gut been God, which is
Speaker 2: it is Bailey God?
Speaker 1: Or you got which one to use God here?
Speaker 2: Because you said you don't have and it doesn't seem
Speaker 2: like he has to say because wouldn't you send Brian
Speaker 2: on home? Spoiler We're gonna get to that. But I
Speaker 2: just don't understand, like who has the power here? But
Speaker 2: Bailey's the one with the rose, but you know he's
Speaker 2: pulling the strings.
Speaker 1: Because the women have the roses.
Speaker 2: That's right, So the Jeremy there are a couple strategizing
Speaker 2: all day, so they're trying.
Speaker 1: Everyone's trying to convince them.
Speaker 2: Leslie, Leslie can barely even like she just she's trying
Speaker 2: her hardest, but she doesn't even want to be there.
Speaker 2: She doesn't she wants to be there, but not with Gary.
Speaker 2: So she's like, yeah, we love being here. She can
Speaker 2: barely even look at Gary after what he did, like
Speaker 2: he did this, he's the one who ruined it in
Speaker 2: the game because he's not he's not all there. No,
Speaker 2: and this is where, which I mistakenly said at the beginning,
Speaker 2: where Faith is like, you know, I have to admit
Speaker 2: I was really judgmental at first, but no, I really
Speaker 2: love Captain Kim, like please don't please, don't like short
Speaker 2: shorten our chance for love. Yeah, and Gary's like, you
Speaker 2: know it's hard for men like me when you're a
Speaker 2: hundred and you just don't get a chance at love.
Speaker 2: You know, you'd be really doing us a solid by
Speaker 2: keeping us on the show.
Speaker 1: Like it is kind of sad, it's all sad, But
Speaker 1: then we get to you.
Speaker 2: This is where Jeremy goes, yeah, Bailey's gonna have a
Speaker 2: really hard time because you know she's got empathy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Now that's a good segue
Speaker 1: into Bro Brian.
Speaker 2: Now basically Bs and Jeremy they're sitting there like two
Speaker 2: old like you know, mafia. I mean, they are playing
Speaker 2: mafia music, to be fair, but one of them has
Speaker 2: their legs open like that power move a guy would do,
Speaker 2: like sitting by like a Bill Maher sitting back in
Speaker 2: the chair with his legs white like his mad Yeah.
Speaker 1: They wrote like don Jair.
Speaker 2: They're calling him like Don Jeremy, like he's the guy,
Speaker 2: he's the godfather, He's the guy he's playing god Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then ions like godfather, I appreciate you speaking with me, Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you, And somebody one of them is like, we've
Speaker 2: come along way.
Speaker 1: I get. I think it was Jeremy that says like,
Speaker 1: come a long way, and they're just old.
Speaker 2: Men sitting there, and then Brian goes, Brian goes, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm not looking for reassurance, but I did want to
Speaker 2: show you the respect. But Brian says it and he goes,
Speaker 2: we've come a long way since last season. And then
Speaker 2: Jeremy goes, yeah, we did you know I could send
Speaker 2: your ass home for what you did, and Brian goes,
Speaker 2: one hundred percent, you could, you know.
Speaker 1: I just like, but like, where are we? You know,
Speaker 1: he's trying to sail.
Speaker 2: Brian goes, just so you know, if I get the Rose, like,
Speaker 2: I don't forget, you know what I mean, Like, I
Speaker 2: don't forget. I won't forget that. Does he say that
Speaker 2: to Jeremy? Oh right, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like I'm not going to forget about I
Speaker 1: can never forget it real.
Speaker 2: Fast, and it's going to try to happen, which we finally,
Speaker 2: they've been teasing that for a long time.
Speaker 1: We need that to happen. And then I just wrote, Okay,
Speaker 1: we get it. We get that.
Speaker 2: You guys get that Bailey gets the Rose to give away.
Speaker 2: We don't know who it's gonna be. They explained it.
Speaker 2: I literally like they explain it again. Yeah, to where
Speaker 2: it's becoming like an actual issue for me.
Speaker 1: Anyway. I love though that.
Speaker 2: Brian's like, you know, I really love Bailey by the way.
Speaker 2: She's dope, man, She's really really cool and she's got
Speaker 2: real good listening ears, if you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: So that if I were to go up and tell
Speaker 2: her something, I think she'd hear it, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: saying she has those holes on the side of her head.
Speaker 2: They take in the Latin information.
Speaker 1: My brother, you're with that guy that I always told
Speaker 1: that joke.
Speaker 2: I went on a date with a guy like twenty
Speaker 2: years ago and he's like, you're real easy on the
Speaker 2: seeing globes instead of eyes, he said, seeing globes. And
Speaker 2: I made the mistake of telling my friends Greg and Ken,
Speaker 2: And now to this day we're still on a text
Speaker 2: thread and they still are just like they come up
Speaker 2: with other things like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell that to my listening flaps. That's music to
Speaker 1: my listening flaps.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this being globes, Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 2: h Rose ceremony. I was thinking, and then I had
Speaker 2: this thought. I was like kind of strategizing myself where
Speaker 2: I was like, I bet Jeremy is going to try
Speaker 2: to get Bailey to get rid of Brian so he
Speaker 2: doesn't tattle. But then I was like, well, no, that's
Speaker 2: not going to happen, so it's still tattle. You tattle
Speaker 2: worse he could tattle before he leaves. He could just
Speaker 2: say it right then. If I were Brian and I
Speaker 2: got eliminated, I'd be like Bella, No, he doesn't talk
Speaker 2: like that, Bailey, can I talk two seconds? That's what
Speaker 2: he would have done first, I would. I want to
Speaker 2: give you some botox just free. Okay, yeah, free, seventy
Speaker 2: four units. It's a lot, but like you'll you'll thank
Speaker 2: me later. And then yeah, and then just been like
Speaker 2: you should know this before I go, like, go out
Speaker 2: with a flank, go out like be the villain that
Speaker 2: you that you kind of want to be. Like that's
Speaker 2: how you get asked back to these shows. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: how you get famous. Just keep going with that, you know.
Speaker 2: So now we have the rose ceremony, which is really
Speaker 2: meaningless because the couples are just handing out.
Speaker 1: Roses for no I mean, there's no reason to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Patty gives it to Keith and she's just annoying,
Speaker 2: but she wants love.
Speaker 1: Alicia is Alicia or Alicia.
Speaker 2: Alicia gives it to Sean and I just wrote you
Speaker 2: shut up, pat to Dale.
Speaker 1: Of course, Jess dispense. We know all that.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is interesting, Leah, we don't know and she
Speaker 2: does give it to Jonathan and she's funny, and this
Speaker 2: is why you're welcome, right, But that's this is why
Speaker 2: I'm just annoyed, because it's like, we do know there's
Speaker 2: something else that they can do with this.
Speaker 1: She could have gone home, she could have been like
Speaker 1: none of you, fuck you and not tried to win
Speaker 1: the money. At this point, they made it about the
Speaker 1: money that ruined it. Yeah, that's true, that's so true.
Speaker 2: Bailey gives the first rose to Faith, right, and then'
Speaker 2: that'd be funny if Faith gets it and doesn't choose
Speaker 2: Captain Kim.
Speaker 1: She's like, change my mind, Yeah, can we get April back?
Speaker 2: And they're like no, she is on a fight with
Speaker 2: Minkey Valley right now, out of private. Then Bailey's got
Speaker 2: vocal fry that I can't. I had to fast forward through, right,
Speaker 2: So they leave us. Yeah, cliffhanger. That makes it look
Speaker 2: before we go to commercial, that it's going to be
Speaker 2: Leslie's going to get the next one. But instead, what
Speaker 2: happens when you come back from commercial, she's calling them
Speaker 2: both up, like Leslie, both of you guys, and Leslie's
Speaker 2: the one that gets the boot, right, And I thought
Speaker 2: that was so dumb, Like what a waste of everybody's time.
Speaker 1: So dumb.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, it was like sorry, Leslie, and she's
Speaker 2: like it's fine. So then Jeremy's like, yeah, I'm still
Speaker 2: pissed off at Brian. No, Brian says, I'm still pissed
Speaker 2: off at Jeremy. Oh yeah, because he's been lying this
Speaker 2: whole time, and she's gonna find out coming up, coming
Speaker 2: up next week hopefully, So Parisa, just so we can
Speaker 2: wrap it up, she does get the flower, she gets
Speaker 2: the tulip. This is someone who's like checked out of
Speaker 2: the thing. She gets whatever the flower is that they give, right,
Speaker 2: it's a rose, Like that's the name of our show
Speaker 2: is Rose Pricks. You know it's a rose. I'm like,
Speaker 2: whatever the orchid. Gives him the orchid. I think we
Speaker 2: should do a whole episode where we just like don't
Speaker 2: know their names at all. I'm like, so, anyway, Drew
Speaker 2: gets an orchid, You're like, Dale, Dale gets a rose.
Speaker 2: Dale gets the rose. So Parsa gives it to Brian.
Speaker 2: Jeremy looks can he's pissed and concerned. Yeah, now we've
Speaker 2: got a secret that's lingering. Finally, Oh yes.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Jesse comes back and he's like, twist real quick the
Speaker 2: second before we go.
Speaker 1: Next week, we're gonna some of you.
Speaker 2: It's no secret that some of you have lingering feelings
Speaker 2: for other people, so we're gonna bring him back.
Speaker 1: Yep. Bye.
Speaker 2: I do like I wish it was Frankie Valley. I
Speaker 2: wish they brought both April and Frankie Valley back just
Speaker 2: for us. All right, everybody, Well that was our part too,
Speaker 2: and then tomorrow we'll be back with the second installment
Speaker 2: of the Valley Reunion. Yes, correct, so that will be exciting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank guys, all right, thanks everybody, Thank you to later. Bye.
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