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Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, welcome to the Start Tak podcast.
Speaker 1: Hey it's me. It's Chris.
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Speaker 3: of the show, causing Chris Ement's pain. Yeah, that might
Speaker 3: be accurate. I don't know that's what it is, is it?
Speaker 1: Yes? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can't be sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can. You can find you're in fact in
Speaker 1: the page.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know how crazy that can be.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on with your hair? It's too long?
Speaker 1: You got to cure what's going on. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't. I just I don't know. It's what are
Speaker 1: you going to do with it?
Speaker 4: Get rid of all of it?
Speaker 1: Probably you're not gonna buzzy you're gonna buzzy it. I
Speaker 1: think I might. I would love I would love bald?
Speaker 1: Is it called a sack time? Dude?
Speaker 5: You can do those old Japanese things you have, like
Speaker 5: the bun but like it's all bald in the in
Speaker 5: the front.
Speaker 1: What you know, like the samurai thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't watch Asian people.
Speaker 5: Oh well, we couldn't watch them because we're you know,
Speaker 5: they're all dead.
Speaker 1: But you know, you see the pictures of they do
Speaker 1: re enactments and paintings. I've never seen images. Is a
Speaker 1: person in looking at a person that the image? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the definition of an image. I
Speaker 1: think it is? Is it? Actually?
Speaker 3: I think it's just visuals is what an image is?
Speaker 1: I think visuals and visualsmag's different versions of it.
Speaker 3: Like I think there's like different like an image could
Speaker 3: be like it could be like a singular image, but
Speaker 3: I think like are you like are you getting image
Speaker 3: from like a video feed? Is also like something that
Speaker 3: people would say.
Speaker 1: People say visual, though, I guess visual more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's the same. It's interchangeable. What is what
Speaker 3: I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Is it colloquially or like definite definition?
Speaker 3: I think it's definitionally kind of interchangeable.
Speaker 1: Look at them.
Speaker 3: We have the access, we have access to everything we do.
Speaker 1: I don't like googling anymore, so like being ignorant, right,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: That is something about like I missed, I missed the
Speaker 3: two thousands in that way, where like that was like
Speaker 3: the last time that you could get away with just
Speaker 3: having a conversation about something without having to Oh we
Speaker 3: should google this. Hmm.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 1: The definition? Okay, representation of an external form of a
Speaker 1: person or thing in art, the general impression that is
Speaker 1: a person, organization, or a product presented in public's image.
Speaker 1: Public image, so I guess. But it has to be
Speaker 1: like it. It can't just be your eyes projecting the
Speaker 1: external art. So I guess. I guess the image has
Speaker 1: to be still, it has to be something referring to art.
Speaker 1: I think technical. I think an image like the picture,
Speaker 1: like a picture is an image, but a person is
Speaker 1: an image. A person is a thing that would be
Speaker 1: in an image whatever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess because like in your version of what eyes,
Speaker 5: your eyes just interpreting what it's seeing is not technically
Speaker 5: an image.
Speaker 3: I guess not technically, but it feels like it could be.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It could be like when what you were saying, I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, I'm fine with that being the the explanation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I could be right. I don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm fine with that being in I'm I have I
Speaker 3: feel like I've heard it used that way, is what
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, a person is considered in yeah, representation of
Speaker 1: visual likeness of someone themselves. Whatever.
Speaker 3: Well, let's see what happened. Did anything happen? I want
Speaker 3: to get the funk away from this conversation.
Speaker 1: The quickest philosopher fucking fulation in himself.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I I'm gonna buzz all my hair. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna scout myself as well.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna have a bare skull.
Speaker 5: I want to see, like, can you can you shave
Speaker 5: down your skull a little bit?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Some brain, Yeah, I'm gonna stand my skull down.
Speaker 5: I just want to see like a little bit of
Speaker 5: the like translucent, like the bone is so that you
Speaker 5: can see right through it.
Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's hot. I think that's
Speaker 1: a great idea.
Speaker 3: I think it will be the next big thing. I
Speaker 3: think you're gonna see Walton Goggins. Uh yeah, the big celebrity.
Speaker 1: Well, Walton Goggins doing it.
Speaker 3: He's really hot, right there he is, isn't he kind
Speaker 3: of Doesney?
Speaker 1: I just saw him and he owns something. He owns
Speaker 1: something big. What does the get hard guy get hard?
Speaker 1: It's that that's another Goggins? Right, Who the fuck is
Speaker 1: get hard? What are you talking? Oh my, David got
Speaker 1: David Walter got hard? Walter Goggins anti cousin. He's saying
Speaker 1: get it's stay hard, not get get hard means something
Speaker 1: very different. Wait, what's who's David?
Speaker 5: He's like a fucking's motive he's technically a motivational.
Speaker 1: Something who survived the school shooting.
Speaker 5: What's that kid's name? It's something close to that in it.
Speaker 1: I think it's like David's close, isn't it? Isn't it? Hog?
Speaker 1: I think it's it's not even never mind, I'm all
Speaker 1: turned around. Yeah, David hoggs or definitely hog isn't there.
Speaker 5: I remember there's hog because where everybody was speculating about
Speaker 5: if he had a hog on him, Oh, they're like hey,
Speaker 5: like but yeah, actually what it's what saved him hard dick. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so it just shaved off a little bit of his dick,
Speaker 5: but like he still had a big hog towards.
Speaker 1: Is normal now. But like if you which part did
Speaker 1: his shave that like the length of like the with
Speaker 1: the girth, it got some of the it got some
Speaker 1: of the girth, okay, like because it was basically it did.
Speaker 1: It goes straight up his petis cutting off some of
Speaker 1: the girth, therefore taking part of his head.
Speaker 5: So the thing is, David Hog didn't go into details
Speaker 5: about what happened because of the trauma, but he just
Speaker 5: said that his hog saved his life. That's actually verbatim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a direct big old dick saved me from dying,
Speaker 1: that's what he said. But large dick. He did say
Speaker 1: hog though he said hog, My hog did the job.
Speaker 1: My hog did the job. That kind of rhymes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's close close enough.
Speaker 5: So what I'm gathering from this is that nothing happened.
Speaker 5: Well David Goggins, Uh died, No, he didn't. He's not
Speaker 5: gonna die anytime soon.
Speaker 1: A guy he's I don't know why he's not dead already.
Speaker 1: He's just he's a he's someone. He's a pusher, you know,
Speaker 1: he's a limit pusher.
Speaker 5: He's one of those guys that mastered his brain. Let's
Speaker 5: just put it that way. He's this dude that you
Speaker 5: got popular. Going on Joe Rogan's podcast, they kind of
Speaker 5: blew him up. He does ultra marathons. Which ultra marathons,
Speaker 5: I feel like everyone who does them should be dead.
Speaker 5: It's running like one hundred miles in a session.
Speaker 3: Is that possible?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Running one hundred miles, yes in one session? Y?
Speaker 1: Yes, humans humans can do it like that is the
Speaker 1: thing is that we never try to. We don't need to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the average human absolutely cannot do it. But then
Speaker 5: there are some human beings can do it. Yeah, there
Speaker 5: are some freaks.
Speaker 1: Not everyone, but like most people, most people, like the
Speaker 1: vest of people, even if they're like out of shape,
Speaker 1: they can run like five six miles. They can run far.
Speaker 1: Where is that even? Set up?
Speaker 3: One hundred mile math like.
Speaker 5: A lot of times, Like so there's the worst one
Speaker 5: I guess there is the one in Death Valley that
Speaker 5: they do. I don't know what it's called. I don't care,
Speaker 5: but it's it's just some like quitch to me, like
Speaker 5: whether the said or not.
Speaker 1: Do they have like stations set up? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they want to make okay, so it's not really
Speaker 3: they don't stop.
Speaker 1: They don't stop. They keep going.
Speaker 5: It's not like say, oh, a three day marathon type
Speaker 5: of thing. This is finish it in twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: They just probably have like little stations to make sure
Speaker 5: the person's not dead.
Speaker 1: They get like ice popps, actually get like ice pops
Speaker 1: like that, like like but.
Speaker 3: It's just like those people are like people are standing
Speaker 3: with the water and then they grab it. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that's I mean, if I had that, I
Speaker 3: could run two million miles.
Speaker 1: What the hell you say? If I just had a
Speaker 1: constant like infinite you know, water, that's all you need.
Speaker 1: The hard part of that is the you part. It's
Speaker 1: not the having what. They're gonna fix your shattered bones
Speaker 1: from all the fucking transit.
Speaker 3: Help for sure, it'll.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, we need to put this. We need
Speaker 1: a snark tanker. They's gonna die, is gonna Die's gonna's
Speaker 1: gonna die. I'm gonna throw it in like four miles,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pass.
Speaker 5: Out, I believe. Yes, yeah, people actually people have shot
Speaker 5: on themselves too.
Speaker 1: Is that real or no?
Speaker 5: So David Goggin's first ultra marathon he did he uh
Speaker 5: he essentially because you can. It's we have to do
Speaker 5: it within a certain amount of time, so you can
Speaker 5: sit down and rest. Right, you can sit down, but
Speaker 5: the idea is one hundred miles within twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Is you need a certain pace? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: So uh he almost cracked out at seventy miles crap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then he.
Speaker 5: Willed himself back up, shit himself, pissed blood, and finished
Speaker 5: the fucking marathon. Yeah, it's totally real. He did it
Speaker 5: with no real training too. That's the thing that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's what it's. When he unlocked the ability to be
Speaker 1: able to well.
Speaker 5: Let's put it this way, this guy's insane. He had
Speaker 5: a hole in his heart and he finished a like
Speaker 5: Navy seal training like it's called buds where it's like
Speaker 5: one of the most strenuous things. You stay up for
Speaker 5: like a week, and then you you're like in drowning
Speaker 5: and freezing temperatures and doing things that literally kill people.
Speaker 5: A guy's like, I think someone died the last time
Speaker 5: he did it, Like someone trained and died, because it's
Speaker 5: just it's just stupid, dumb white boy navy steel ship.
Speaker 3: How did he get ahold of his r Was he shot?
Speaker 1: He has a murmur?
Speaker 5: I think I think God shot him and that's what
Speaker 5: got shot you at the art.
Speaker 1: So he's he's insane. He's actually so.
Speaker 5: I've I've listened to his first book and then a
Speaker 5: portion of the second one. It's actually applicable to regular stuff.
Speaker 5: But not like, don't do what he's doing. That's fucking stupid,
Speaker 5: Like if anybody's done, I'm sure he's killed many people.
Speaker 1: Look, I don't. Look, he's not a bad guy, so
Speaker 1: let's not let's not give him the vetoran. Well, no,
Speaker 1: he constantly like bashes against the ship that they can
Speaker 1: say online.
Speaker 3: That is a good point. He could still be a
Speaker 3: bad person.
Speaker 1: That is true. That is true. He could be a
Speaker 1: bad person, but he's not. He's not like an online jackass.
Speaker 1: This is not elaborate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not confirmed to be an asshole. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not confirmed. It could be an elaborate scheme to indirectly
Speaker 3: kill people.
Speaker 1: It's like and very happy back in the day.
Speaker 3: Like back in like twenty seventeen, they were all those
Speaker 3: like male feminist who are getting like a outed for
Speaker 3: doing crazy shit.
Speaker 5: It's so crazy that it took a while for the
Speaker 5: pattern to emerge because it's like, no self respecting man
Speaker 5: would behave that way, you know, because you can be.
Speaker 3: An ally to the degree that they would. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: like embarrassing.
Speaker 5: It's literally like say, like I have a friend who's
Speaker 5: just a regular guy, but he's also like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: like of course I support all this stuff. Yeah, that's
Speaker 5: what is normal. Yeah, that's a normal. You don't go
Speaker 5: out of your way to be like look at me, You're.
Speaker 1: Like it was the people who did that.
Speaker 3: You remember that amazing atheist video that like went viral
Speaker 3: of like him like whipping himself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I just saw that recently on
Speaker 5: something I was watching. Someone else too probably probably watched
Speaker 5: the same thing.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, what do you mean, what do you.
Speaker 1: Think somebody somebody cg.
Speaker 3: With with incredible for Dela is the best fucking ship
Speaker 3: I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: He did come out and.
Speaker 3: Say, like, listen, just so you know, that was entirely
Speaker 3: fucking visual effects. There's a there's there's like a documentary
Speaker 3: that he makes about like making the CG Like him
Speaker 3: whipping himself was like a previous version of like ps
Speaker 3: one graphics him of.
Speaker 1: Doing and then like the effects people get it. That'd
Speaker 1: be so sick. That'd be great. What you say, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've seem to be having so much fun. I don't
Speaker 1: want to interrupt you. What do you mean by like,
Speaker 1: I'm you're clearly busy finished doing what you're doing. I
Speaker 1: was I'm asking did he actually do that to himself?
Speaker 1: And if not, the did he fucking stage?
Speaker 5: To be honest, it was for a video, like he's
Speaker 5: the video creator. I feel like that, Oh he actually
Speaker 5: whipped himself for reels Like come on, man, that's a
Speaker 5: crazy video.
Speaker 3: It would be like Chris drank Bleach whoa you know,
Speaker 3: which is people still believe that was real.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 5: That's the problem that I was. I was just about
Speaker 5: to get to that. The writings were on the wall
Speaker 5: for how fucked we are you?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, kind of in retrospect, yeah, it's kind of
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: What level did people are like, oh I can watch
Speaker 1: something and not know what the fuck's happening anymore? When
Speaker 1: did that? When did that? Like, it's always been possible.
Speaker 1: People have always had a literacy forever.
Speaker 5: It just means sense back in the day because there
Speaker 5: was nothing to compare, right, Like we talk about say
Speaker 5: the first time people saw a train in a fucking
Speaker 5: uh in a like in a motion picture and they
Speaker 5: freaked out, or they saw King Kong and threw up
Speaker 5: and had aneurysms and ship like like we look at
Speaker 5: that stuff for like that's hilarious. So now we expect
Speaker 5: people shouldn't be hoodwink so easily. But then this guy
Speaker 5: drinks bleach and people are like, oh my god, he's
Speaker 5: actually drinking bleach.
Speaker 1: And you're like, well, what makes it What makes it
Speaker 1: crazy for me is that you can sit down and
Speaker 1: you can read something right, and like I guess like
Speaker 1: most artsy things are up for interpretation often like she's like,
Speaker 1: it's unfortunately, like, oh the dog is the villain. Maybe
Speaker 1: the dog some is the reason why everything goes on.
Speaker 1: But like people can sit down there, everybody can watch
Speaker 1: the same movie, right, and they're being like a very
Speaker 1: glaring like this is the plane of the movie, and
Speaker 1: people are like, I think this is the point. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't see that. Honestly. I think video essays made
Speaker 1: that much worse nowadays because kind of me growing up.
Speaker 1: I think content creators have made it worse. But I yeah,
Speaker 1: the content creators making the video essays.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, it's just growing up. I know all
Speaker 5: of us collectively did not hear that as much. You
Speaker 5: had to kind of go somewhere specific. You have to
Speaker 5: either take a philosophy class or have some sort of
Speaker 5: like critical thinking something to exercise your brain in that
Speaker 5: way at all, to like find the subtext and everything.
Speaker 5: And then it seems like people forgot that something. Some
Speaker 5: things are just what they are. Like I was even
Speaker 5: thinking about that recently with Man of Steel or there
Speaker 5: was a moment where I thin think people misinterpreted because
Speaker 5: people a lot of times people try to show Jesus
Speaker 5: and everything, and there's a point where like he was
Speaker 5: like in space and then he like flew out of
Speaker 5: that thing and he went backwards. He like Henry Cavill,
Speaker 5: he flew he floated backwards like that, and people are like, oh,
Speaker 5: it's like a Jesus symbolism, And I was like, no,
Speaker 5: it's just you know humans like say say you have
Speaker 5: a long day, you hit the bed, you just like
Speaker 5: they're just relief, like you're letting go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And people are like, no.
Speaker 5: It's it's Jesus because this And I'm like, you understand
Speaker 5: what the crucifixion is, right, Like how are you trying
Speaker 5: to jam that into that scene? But like the people
Speaker 5: have to do stuff like that and instead of just
Speaker 5: seeing what it actually is where I'm like the the
Speaker 5: idea of people like kind of floating like letting go,
Speaker 5: like relieving yourself. Like I'm it's it's such a natural
Speaker 5: thing that people will do and then they'll see past
Speaker 5: that to be like this must mean something deeper.
Speaker 1: I get it. Definitely a bit of a uh Jesus
Speaker 1: as allegory to a degree. There's some similarities in his
Speaker 1: character to Jesus. Christ's sure to do that, But I
Speaker 1: don't think it may not mean that religion doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be a part of everything. It's like skepticism is
Speaker 1: part of everything too, and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: I think it's like nice to uh theory. I think
Speaker 5: I think theorizing like theory crafting is awesome. I I
Speaker 5: it pisses me off when people are like, no, this
Speaker 5: is what it means, and I'm like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: this is let's let's talk about you.
Speaker 3: Can't know what it means?
Speaker 1: Is the issue?
Speaker 3: I saw like a d I saw this big video.
Speaker 3: It's like this like four hour video like explaining twin peaks,
Speaker 3: and this guy's like, this is exactly what this means,
Speaker 3: and like you can't POSSI it.
Speaker 1: There's no way.
Speaker 3: I don't even think David Lynch knows quite frankly, like,
Speaker 3: there's no.
Speaker 1: I actually agree with that. I think that.
Speaker 5: I think sometimes it's kind of obvious when someone's like,
Speaker 5: I don't know what this means. It's like a Seal
Speaker 5: when he wrote The Kiss from a Rose, Yeah, like
Speaker 5: it's either about cocaine and he swears it's not about drugs,
Speaker 5: and then I'm like, okay, then the only explanation is
Speaker 5: that you just.
Speaker 3: Wrote whatever, like you just wrote stuff. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I've done that. I've actually done that many times. Yeah,
Speaker 3: of course, I'm like, I just write lyrics and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: I even wrote it. Largely how writing works, yeah, because
Speaker 3: that you just write whatever.
Speaker 5: So I think I touched them, but I think he
Speaker 5: dissociated like it it like he didn't even have a reaction.
Speaker 5: It was it was so disgusting. He was like, I
Speaker 5: want to pretend it didn't happen. Oh, it's surfacing turning
Speaker 5: red and his blood hyper. I want to meet somebody
Speaker 5: that homophobic like that, just like a gay person just
Speaker 5: like accidentally like falls on them and then you know,
Speaker 5: like like their dick somehow goes inside them. You know,
Speaker 5: crazy crazy scenario. They're showering in the gym, Like there's
Speaker 5: still those gym shower there's a gym that I showered
Speaker 5: at one time. Excuse me, I didn't shower at this
Speaker 5: gym because of the way it was. It was like
Speaker 5: prison locker, like there was no there was no things.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, I think a spa, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I don't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I didn't grow up this way, Like I just I'm
Speaker 5: not used to showering with a bunch of dudes just
Speaker 5: openly like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's still weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So the snare that I'm paying it's that some
Speaker 5: gay dude just showering, you know.
Speaker 1: Then there's another guy.
Speaker 5: Super homophobic guys showering because the sweaty has to and
Speaker 5: then you know, the gay guy slips trips on the
Speaker 5: other guy and you put the stick in his ass
Speaker 5: on accident. Actually didn't put it because that would mean
Speaker 5: those intentions he put it in there, so SIPs in
Speaker 5: his ass and that guy is that a christ allegory.
Speaker 1: It's in there somewhere. You can find it. You can
Speaker 1: try to. Let you finish this. But so it's if
Speaker 1: he's that homophobic, you wouldn't shower where other men are.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. If he's it's homophobic, because you're
Speaker 1: trying to paint this, let me fix the story a
Speaker 1: little bit. I agree with that. Actually, actually kind of
Speaker 1: go ahead, you can.
Speaker 3: Take it because I think we're all yeah, because I
Speaker 3: would be kind of under the impression that if you
Speaker 3: are so deeply homophobic in the first place, there there
Speaker 3: must be some kind of underlying self hatred going on,
Speaker 3: you know, to the point where like you might even
Speaker 3: subconsciously you know, yeah, I'll shower in the gym with
Speaker 3: other guys like it's but it's not gay. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: he's like you did you were you ever? Did you
Speaker 3: did you ever play football?
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah. So fortunately yea.
Speaker 5: The most and I'm not joking, the most home erotic
Speaker 5: stuff I've ever experienced was on.
Speaker 1: A football team. I said this to one of my friends,
Speaker 1: and they thought I was crazy. Really, team sports aren't
Speaker 1: homo erotic to a certain degree. I motherfucker this, motherfucker Jake.
Speaker 1: He was like, that's not true. Jake and Ben and
Speaker 1: I was like, did you guys play sports? I don't
Speaker 1: think they did. No, Jake really played volleyball like he's
Speaker 1: junior fucking Olympic. He's like, really, I'm like, actually make
Speaker 1: the team. Aspects of sports in general, like showering with
Speaker 1: your crew, like the brohod the homosexual.
Speaker 3: I understand, but volleyball is like actually one of the
Speaker 3: because it's a beach sport.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know if you actually find.
Speaker 3: It because everybody does the showering at the beach with
Speaker 3: those like you know what I mean, it's very different.
Speaker 5: Actually, it's kind of there's a there's also for some
Speaker 5: reason with volleyball, there's somewhat of a grace to it,
Speaker 5: like like tennis, where they don't have a lot of
Speaker 5: that ruffian culture. I think maybe that's why he got
Speaker 5: away with it because like say, my brother played tennis
Speaker 5: and he never like talked about like the bros fucking
Speaker 5: slapping each other's asses are doing crazy. Yeah, I told you, like, oh,
Speaker 5: I must have said this on the podcast where I
Speaker 5: played Pop Warner. I was a kid, and it was
Speaker 5: it still bothers me where I was playing center, right,
Speaker 5: So I'm hiking the ball and we were doing one
Speaker 5: of those were half dressed, so only had the shoulder
Speaker 5: pats on it, and so I just had the shorts on,
Speaker 5: shorts on, and the fucking guy I mean on like
Speaker 5: he so the quarterback had his his fucking hand to
Speaker 5: the back of his hand touching my nuts like you know,
Speaker 5: because he has to put his hands under mine to
Speaker 5: grab the ball when I hike it, and like I
Speaker 5: was like trying to like move up a little bit,
Speaker 5: like bro.
Speaker 1: Like what do you do it?
Speaker 5: If he would have did that, that would have been a
Speaker 5: problem and it would have sucked because that guy was
Speaker 5: Like on Pop Warner, there were some people that are
Speaker 5: a couple years older, yeah, and they were already kind
Speaker 5: of like maturing a little bit versus I was, I
Speaker 5: don't know, eleven ten whatever, So he would have beat
Speaker 5: the ship out of me.
Speaker 1: Like it was. It was basically one of those helpless
Speaker 1: situations where this guy, when it came out homophobia, he
Speaker 1: would have got beat up.
Speaker 5: By that was fucking I couldn't it was. It was
Speaker 5: my first moment of Okay. Now, in hindsight, I want
Speaker 5: to think about it, I'm like, well, that guy was
Speaker 5: clearly gay, Like, like what because what other reasons would you?
Speaker 5: Wouldn't you if you were the quarterback and you felt
Speaker 5: some dude's nuts, you'd be like, you know, you'd probably
Speaker 5: like you.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, he's screaming.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it's like a pervert, you know, because
Speaker 5: like probably most gay people wouldn't do that, either because it's.
Speaker 3: It's weird, it's weird behavior, or he's just like so
Speaker 3: fucking locked in that he doesn't know.
Speaker 5: He didn't notice that. I hope that's what it was.
Speaker 1: But because I could see that, potentially, I've definitely been
Speaker 1: so locked in after a game of basketball, after like losing,
Speaker 1: or like being so overly focused on this that I
Speaker 1: have not seen Dix, even though I've looked towards Dicks.
Speaker 4: I think I've been like just so locked in.
Speaker 1: I'm like It's like when you're some people that are
Speaker 1: so straight when a picture of a dick shows that
Speaker 1: they don't even notice it. There's a dick there, But.
Speaker 3: I could see, but I could but I could see
Speaker 3: volleyball being one of those things because like I've showered.
Speaker 3: I've never showered at a gym or like, because I'm
Speaker 3: just like, this is weird, man, I don't want to
Speaker 3: I don't want to shower in like a fucking closed
Speaker 3: space with a bunch of guys.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 4: But like I've showered at the beach like multiple times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because you're already kind of like you're already
Speaker 3: in a bathing suit anyway, It's kind of it's kind
Speaker 3: of inoculated for that in some way.
Speaker 1: You know. I definitely I would have been. I think
Speaker 1: team sport culture is gay, yeah, because it comes it
Speaker 1: comes from the gayest point in.
Speaker 3: History, especially cont sweaty and then you're locked in and
Speaker 3: you're bathing with a bunch of guys. I think it's
Speaker 3: it becomes Yeah, It's like there's a lot of sports
Speaker 3: that is in the case that's not a lot, but
Speaker 3: like a few.
Speaker 1: It's it's interesting how baked in all the American ones.
Speaker 5: Even the padding on the asses, like slapping people's asses,
Speaker 5: that like that is so ingrained into it, and I
Speaker 5: never I never.
Speaker 3: I never got used to it. I never, I never
Speaker 3: got I never liked it when I but that's how
Speaker 3: we had to treat it since it was so ingrained
Speaker 3: in the culture.
Speaker 1: It was ned.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to get I never slapped people's asses,
Speaker 5: it just I just I didn't.
Speaker 1: I did it to the helmets though. I definitely dazed
Speaker 1: motherfuckers when I did the helmet slap, like the like
Speaker 1: almost absolutely motherfuckers, that's happening before too. I luckily never
Speaker 1: got actually concussed, but you felt it though, you felt
Speaker 1: your world get.
Speaker 5: Guy was so like, there's this dude, Jake who I
Speaker 5: just saw on Facebook recently. He's Jake, Yeah, Jake, Jacob.
Speaker 1: Jake's are the worst.
Speaker 5: They are, they are the worst. But this guy is
Speaker 5: like fucking all exactly who he thought he was. He
Speaker 5: was in the after high school army and now he
Speaker 5: like owns a gym and he's roided out. And I
Speaker 5: was like, exactly who Because in high school I remember
Speaker 5: one time he was so hyped he grabbed my face
Speaker 5: mask and.
Speaker 1: It was bam bam, bam bam, and.
Speaker 5: I said, like I did it flashes of white and
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh my god, America.
Speaker 1: Just so like there's this those people that are so
Speaker 1: they get they're so.
Speaker 5: I was like, yo, like you, I love you're you're
Speaker 5: you're dangerous.
Speaker 1: Yea up, let's gold. I would love to see that.
Speaker 1: What's that called the able to guy crives from a
Speaker 1: place and he's like he blows himself up. There's a
Speaker 1: cold Game with there's a Call of Duty cut scene
Speaker 1: where some guy climbs up out of a hole from somewhere.
Speaker 1: He's wearing like fucking obviously Call of Duty esque army gear,
Speaker 1: and he.
Speaker 3: Yells and explodes that he's probably they get a g
Speaker 3: I Joe or something.
Speaker 1: The way he makes his up, that's not real.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine. I can't zombies.
Speaker 5: Maybe I imagine it's probably the modern day modern warfares
Speaker 5: and it was probably Wait, they fought Russians though, didn't they.
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I haven't played any of those.
Speaker 5: I'm still not to the degree that you know, I
Speaker 5: bought the new one and I still playing it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I mean I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, although I hear people like hate it now, but like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what what did they don't know what?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. That's so different. He
Speaker 1: looks like a cod player character to me. Character? Can
Speaker 1: you even find that?
Speaker 3: Well, all right, we're gon show video on the show
Speaker 3: that the audience can't see. The video calls so they
Speaker 3: can look it up.
Speaker 1: That's Base three explodes explodes dead Space.
Speaker 5: That's I never played Dead Space three. Yeah, I heard
Speaker 5: I played a little bit of it. To be fair,
Speaker 5: What am I saying? I've only played bits and pieces
Speaker 5: of the other two.
Speaker 3: I never even really no, because yeah, it was so
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I never owned the first one. I bought the second one.
Speaker 5: Actually I think I owned the second one. I played
Speaker 5: the second one with my friend, and of course it
Speaker 5: was around the time where you're doing that fucking eye thing. Oh,
Speaker 5: I was like, well, what the he just kept killing him?
Speaker 5: Like so then your experience that's so early.
Speaker 1: That maybe like two hours, three hours into the game
Speaker 1: and you're like, I can't do this.
Speaker 5: There's there are certain games that that's just how I
Speaker 5: parents to my other friend's house, right, just oh, for sure,
Speaker 5: just fucking around and then uh, and then that was
Speaker 5: my experience and I just never got around to it.
Speaker 1: There's like a handful of games, like there's like I
Speaker 1: saw this video. I don't I think it was a video.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of this guy talking about like this is a
Speaker 3: genre of game that I've discovered. It's called the cousin game.
Speaker 3: Have you heard of this?
Speaker 1: Oh? No? But the idea is like.
Speaker 4: Do you do you get like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be at first, right, it would be like
Speaker 3: just games that like no one fucking has this. It
Speaker 3: would be like Fracture or like dark Void or like uh,
Speaker 3: shadow Run. You know what I mean though, right, but
Speaker 3: like who the fuck has Shadow Run? Like your cousin
Speaker 3: has shadow Yeah? Yeah, you would never have it Self
Speaker 3: Actor like these games that sound made up as I'm
Speaker 3: saying them, but are real. I used to play Self
Speaker 3: Actor Psychokinetic Wars. Look that up, it's real. Those are
Speaker 3: just cool words. I know, it is literally shit. That's
Speaker 3: how a lot of I learned. So many titles are
Speaker 3: just that. It's even like in the mobile gaming so
Speaker 3: to increase it, it's usually three words to increase optimization.
Speaker 3: So they then they picked like it's like why it's
Speaker 3: called raid shadow Legends. It's what a stupid fucking name,
Speaker 3: and it doesn't even like really make any that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you do. The only thing that makes sense is raiding dungeons.
Speaker 3: That's the only the shadow legends thing is why its.
Speaker 5: Just shadows the cool word legends and then rating stuff like.
Speaker 1: It's literally is just several cool words. That is so
Speaker 1: many things.
Speaker 3: It's so many good things too, That's what's unfortunate. Like
Speaker 3: a lot of games are that. It's kind of red
Speaker 3: Dead Redemption.
Speaker 1: What, Yes, why is it called that? Exactly? What about it?
Speaker 1: Why is it called? But I think the Red Dead
Speaker 1: because yeah, what is red Dead? Let me look up
Speaker 1: why it's called. I think it's gonna be nothing.
Speaker 3: The original Red Dead Revolver involved, like the character's name
Speaker 3: was Red. I think that's what it was. So that's
Speaker 3: where the red comes from. I think I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm remembering.
Speaker 5: No, you think you're right, but Red Harlow or something
Speaker 5: Harlow something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like the legendary gun slinger in in the
Speaker 3: lore of like Red Dead, Redemption and Redemption two. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but like that's where red comes from. Dead Revolver. I
Speaker 3: don't know is dead. I don't know there's dead in there.
Speaker 3: It just sounds cool. Yeah dead, Yeah of courus like
Speaker 3: Red Dead Revolver does sound dope, it does.
Speaker 1: Oh you plays legendary gun thing of Red Harlow in
Speaker 1: the first game, given your name Red that Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: quite literally right? Yeah, yeah, exactly that. Thank you for confirming. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because actually I didn't want to conform Red Dead Harlow.
Speaker 1: He's in the game. You talk, they talk about him,
Speaker 1: they talk about him. His name's Red Dead Harlow. What
Speaker 1: if that? Yeah, there you go. I think his hat
Speaker 1: was red. That can't be red. He had a red
Speaker 1: bandana that is red, and that is true. His name's
Speaker 1: red and he just has red stuff. He's just already
Speaker 1: he's just a what is his name? Him? He's them,
Speaker 1: He's just them do him? Would be they them though,
Speaker 1: wouldn't absolutely him him? Very in grogic, him.
Speaker 3: Is surprisingly like like that character is very uh contemporary,
Speaker 3: and in looking back at it, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: it's just like, here's him, and it's very clearly a
Speaker 3: feminine freak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that. I think I think it was
Speaker 1: kind of interesting an attempt to normalization of it because
Speaker 1: him kind of just existed most of the time, or
Speaker 1: it might have been extremely homophobic and transphobic. I actually
Speaker 1: don't think so, and I don't think it was. I
Speaker 1: don't think I guess there is a there is a
Speaker 1: It was also the Devil there's a screen. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a lobster. There's he's a lobster. Like
Speaker 3: that's weird.
Speaker 1: I love that character. So the episode when it like
Speaker 1: actually tried to fight back finally because they beat it
Speaker 1: up one time at nighttime, it was like, oh, him,
Speaker 1: they attacked him once and it was like, actually try
Speaker 1: and yeah, didn't he go? Like and then him just
Speaker 1: destroyed them and it's like, oh, maybe we're not gonna
Speaker 1: fuck with this person anymore. Yeah, he was like terrifying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah him. He became like a freaking like octopus demon
Speaker 1: thing and I was like, this is crazy.
Speaker 5: And him was the final boss like always did. They
Speaker 5: were terrified. That's why he wasn't Fuzzy. Fuzzy version too Fuzzy.
Speaker 1: I love when he raged, when he would turn he
Speaker 1: would turned his red right, it was like a different color.
Speaker 5: Because Fuzzy just wanted to be left alone. Essentially, he
Speaker 5: was ulk literally and he just yeah, he actually kind
Speaker 5: of the way that he was retarded Hulk.
Speaker 1: He was just a bumpkin Hulk left alone. Why like
Speaker 1: he Yeah, he was great, he was actually sweet. And
Speaker 1: then it was Moso. So most Mojo, dude that.
Speaker 5: I advocate and I know I've said on the podcast before,
Speaker 5: but I advocate so heavily where I spread the gospel
Speaker 5: of the Powerpuff Girl villains and ironically a great Rogues
Speaker 5: gallery kind of Yeah to me, I was actually I
Speaker 5: was gonna say some people would probably wildly disagree with me,
Speaker 5: but I'm like, honestly, for within the context of the show,
Speaker 5: these villains are written better. It's hard for me to
Speaker 5: even say this, but like they're more written. There's more
Speaker 5: soundly written than some of some of the more popular
Speaker 5: Batman villains.
Speaker 3: Oh, I agree, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think they absolutely fit the world that they're in,
Speaker 1: Like a world where there are these three little power
Speaker 1: like superpowered children girl like little five year old girls.
Speaker 1: These characters fit the world really well. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: Mojo being like technically their brother and like just being like,
Speaker 1: oh I became evil because you Fox ruined my life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Fuzzy get a gang, Green Gang. This being game, they're
Speaker 1: just game awesome.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I mean just even visually the village Julie,
Speaker 3: Like I think they're like, it's such a they're they're
Speaker 3: also well designed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because he looks like ship but so it works.
Speaker 1: But like he's like it's a terrible drawing. No, I
Speaker 1: think he's meant to look silly, but I know it's
Speaker 1: like he's like there, he's like they're like silly, little
Speaker 1: strong guy.
Speaker 3: You know, I understand. I'm just saying, who else is
Speaker 3: there compared Princess.
Speaker 1: Just the amoeba boys, Oh my godless, they're useless mob
Speaker 1: fucking amiobas, which is amazing. They're so big, They're very big.
Speaker 1: They're big and they're only themselves. Literally, Yeah, the giant single.
Speaker 3: If I saw a giant amoeba, I would have a
Speaker 3: fucking heart attack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think. I think you would be able
Speaker 1: to become a blind spot.
Speaker 3: It would become a blur. It would be like something missing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: looking at. It had a hat, then it's the game.
Speaker 1: They were real. I'm gonna go to my bunker I've
Speaker 1: been making.
Speaker 3: That was four You're for Holy Ship I've been building
Speaker 3: this bunker in case of the Amiba boys for years,
Speaker 3: and now I'm vindicating.
Speaker 1: The idea of fallout bunkers. You ever thought me he
Speaker 1: thought about a follo out bunker, like really thought about it.
Speaker 3: But that they're real and that people like actually invested
Speaker 3: in them and people were convinced that would happen.
Speaker 1: It is amazing. I'm going to use this to survive
Speaker 1: the pocket. It was like, you know how hot it's
Speaker 1: gonna get in there for new drops near? Uh? Do
Speaker 1: you think? Do you think you remember all those people
Speaker 1: that became shadows? You think they were right there?
Speaker 3: Though I could see like you being underground being helpful.
Speaker 1: I think underground.
Speaker 3: I feel like better than I'm not being underground cave,
Speaker 3: the cave were a little collapse on you.
Speaker 1: Maybe not.
Speaker 3: I feel like caves are built to collapse in zone.
Speaker 1: I feel like Jesus Christ when it's a life.
Speaker 3: So I feel like the opposite of that Minem song
Speaker 3: that's what collapse, that's his next album. I built a
Speaker 3: collapse fall apart at every single.
Speaker 5: What is he just building a cave out of like
Speaker 5: rulers or something like why are they?
Speaker 1: It's like it's sturdy, but it's gonna collapse. I built.
Speaker 3: I built my house out of protractors.
Speaker 1: The nuke's fall. He's the only person that's fine and
Speaker 1: in fact, absorbed all the radiation in the general area.
Speaker 1: He is completely fine. Do you you know some flows
Speaker 1: absorb radiation? Know that, right?
Speaker 5: Sunflowers when they have to. Is that why they planted
Speaker 5: all of them by Chernobyl and ship.
Speaker 1: I think that's probably why.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's probably not why, but I just I'm not
Speaker 5: gonna say that.
Speaker 1: They do absorb radiation higher than because I think they
Speaker 1: all have to.
Speaker 3: That's you know, this feels like this feels like that
Speaker 3: Bill Bird Joe Rogan. Literally he's like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: listen to you as as a person with that medical
Speaker 3: exactly why stopped. I was like that I felt.
Speaker 1: You say that to me telepathically stupid, an abnormal amount,
Speaker 1: because every single plant absorbed radiation.
Speaker 5: I don't I don't doubt that it was where I
Speaker 5: was going with what I said with it. That's why
Speaker 5: they're planted by trim Like, I just know that sunflowers
Speaker 5: are very native to Ukraine, right, and they have like
Speaker 5: a huge sunflower seed population over there.
Speaker 1: I did not know that they absorbed nuclear radiation at
Speaker 1: a much higher rate than any other flower. Allow of
Speaker 1: them process really quickly. Yeah, but what is that higher rate?
Speaker 3: Well, they can't be crazy, because otherwise you could just
Speaker 3: wear sun.
Speaker 1: Still a flower compared to the excessive amount of nuclear
Speaker 1: radiation that comes off of a certain things could So.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. Could you bear the brunt of a
Speaker 3: nuclear explosion if you covered yourself in sunflower?
Speaker 1: Yes? I mean they would burn away first. Yes, they'd
Speaker 1: burn away first. Like I'd say, if you're If they.
Speaker 3: Burn away, then they can't absorb radiation. Yeah, so it's
Speaker 3: a lie.
Speaker 1: Well no, you just like to say if there was
Speaker 1: a place that was full of a high really irradiated
Speaker 1: because you're not gonna wear because there's still an extreme
Speaker 1: amount of heat and forced Chris, that's gonna kill you. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: what if what if you were what if you uh, like,
Speaker 1: let's say like fallout right, you're fucking your frame? Your frame?
Speaker 1: What if you put what if you frozen? So let
Speaker 1: me finish, let me finish beginning, right, damn wow. So
Speaker 1: let's say if you were, like we're playing fall out right,
Speaker 1: you know you get the.
Speaker 4: Rag, right, walks out the radioactor.
Speaker 1: I'm safe. He's cowering. Its like Louis no, don't do it,
Speaker 1: Louis No, I'm gonna take the brun to the blast,
Speaker 1: get behind me, save the world. I'll bring about peace.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get in with a new yea. There's a
Speaker 1: little long for a little bit.
Speaker 3: It's like a little like it's hit and he's a
Speaker 3: little stable like people are looking like he's gonna is
Speaker 3: he gonna He's gonna do it, taking it like a beam,
Speaker 3: struggle for exactly two seconds, and then he's just.
Speaker 1: Wiped off the face of the air. The idea of
Speaker 1: there being a moment of their remember, it's like an
Speaker 1: the shows, Remember Rick and Morty comever's his car. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of gift. That fucking killed. I
Speaker 1: was like, it was I love the idea of the
Speaker 1: people who were like, of course, what the fun did
Speaker 1: you that's a car person?
Speaker 3: That show is at its best when it was mostly improvised. Yes,
Speaker 3: that was probably iconic stuff. My favorite moment, which is
Speaker 3: that might be probably like because it was so crying,
Speaker 3: he's crying, it's it's a beautiful moment, and the announce
Speaker 3: it just like it looks like it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh well, well again, like I got it.
Speaker 4: And the victory goes once again into the car.
Speaker 1: Remember that's in the car makes ppep. I got a
Speaker 1: little like a little it's good. I remember that first.
Speaker 3: It's so weird thinking about it because now it's it's
Speaker 3: become such a fucking massive you know, it's it's kind
Speaker 3: of gotten into that Simpsons territory already, where like people
Speaker 3: are like, that's not as good.
Speaker 1: As it used to be. I think there's plenty of
Speaker 1: moments that are still very funny. The promo Rick and
Speaker 1: Marty is that it's those first seasons funnier before.
Speaker 5: The big problem that they shot themselves in the foot
Speaker 5: by being a linear show like oh like sequentia, Like yeah,
Speaker 5: like you can't just reset and just do whatever the
Speaker 5: fuck you want, even though they technically could, because there's
Speaker 5: time travel and multiple dimensions, but it's always going.
Speaker 1: And then so if you make a.
Speaker 5: Decision that people are just like I don't really like
Speaker 5: and they they're just gonna stick with it and then
Speaker 5: keep trying to work around it, that's a that's a
Speaker 5: hard thing to back to.
Speaker 3: I think they actually kind of did that and that's
Speaker 3: kind of the I think that's almost the problem with it,
Speaker 3: is like that it was like a series in the
Speaker 3: way that, like, you know, a proper TV show is
Speaker 3: not like a you know, not like a reset every
Speaker 3: week for the first two seasons, and they were building
Speaker 3: up just something, and then the third season they were like,
Speaker 3: let's not do that anymore, and then they just undid it.
Speaker 3: Like they remember that first episode of season three where
Speaker 3: they like they just they had like a big thing
Speaker 3: that they were building up to, and then they just
Speaker 3: like did it, did away with it in one episode,
Speaker 3: and then from there on that it was like kind
Speaker 3: of like we adventures.
Speaker 5: Was it, because like I feel like the whole arcs
Speaker 5: of Jerry and uh, what's the wife's name?
Speaker 1: Can't remember the name? Well, that's kind of thing.
Speaker 3: They just fell back into doing the same thing again.
Speaker 3: But like so they reset for no reason, but.
Speaker 5: Then there was like it but then no, because right
Speaker 5: didn't they don't they still have issues and then there's
Speaker 5: like a clone and all that shit. Yeah, like it
Speaker 5: was a mess. Yeah, I feel like all that stuff
Speaker 5: was you know, I just thought it.
Speaker 3: Was simpler before though, because it was just Rick versus
Speaker 3: the Shadow Government yeah, and now it's like there's a
Speaker 3: fucking clone, and I.
Speaker 5: Guess I have to rewatch because I kind of just
Speaker 5: don't remember. And that's the thing. It's not as impactful.
Speaker 5: I guess I'm behind like maybe a season. But I
Speaker 5: do watch it.
Speaker 1: I do get laughs out of it, and they're off
Speaker 1: the funny sequences, like the one where they're like, this
Speaker 1: jumping is vad acid but it's actually a giant Vater
Speaker 1: season and.
Speaker 3: That was ago.
Speaker 1: I remember that was.
Speaker 3: Like that was one of the episodes of people were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: seasons whatever, this is a good episode though, Yeah, but
Speaker 3: like that first season and the second season are so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And it was an interimentional cable. The first international cable
Speaker 3: had me crying, cracked me up so hot.
Speaker 5: It was unlike ball Ball Faller's was was it literal?
Speaker 5: I thought that was the actual show or was that
Speaker 5: was then the cable?
Speaker 1: That was?
Speaker 3: That was the cable it became. I'm sure it became.
Speaker 3: I forget I remember seeing it.
Speaker 1: Recurring dimensional cable was the thing where they went and
Speaker 1: they found out Beth and Jerry universe where they didn't
Speaker 1: get married, and like Jerry's a famous actor and Beth
Speaker 1: is like a fucking world class fucking sign.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's at all it is.
Speaker 1: You could be right. I don't know, but was the
Speaker 1: first one. The second one was when like that was
Speaker 1: the subplot. Yeah, remember well that was one of the
Speaker 1: things I was going on because I remember like, get
Speaker 1: them demons, get them, drag them.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the guys, the guy doing stand up and
Speaker 3: he's like, he's like, get them rip his sole out.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of just having some drunk dude
Speaker 3: riff in a booth and then having to animate it.
Speaker 3: That's what made it funny. Yeah, I think imp show
Speaker 3: is really really good. It's very few shows that do
Speaker 3: it that well.
Speaker 4: After season two though, I kind of don't just show.
Speaker 5: The house was a house Hunters. I think it was
Speaker 5: in like the second episode of the Interventual came House thing.
Speaker 5: It was like house Hunters and these these fucking rednecks
Speaker 5: like hunting houses and there's a house like it had
Speaker 5: like eyes and ship like oh and there is shooting house.
Speaker 3: Stupid, it's dumb ship that we would here. Yeah, told
Speaker 3: this was like I remember seeing in twenty fourteen, twenty thirteen,
Speaker 3: when that first that show first came out. I remember
Speaker 3: that being like kind of like, whoa, I can't believe
Speaker 3: something this stupid is being treated this seriously. And then
Speaker 3: immediately got the Session one saw ship.
Speaker 1: That ship, I think that ship did damage to the series.
Speaker 3: That was the That was the That was definitely that
Speaker 3: was the sause.
Speaker 1: It wasn't their fault. It was their fault, like they
Speaker 1: they didn't even make it a big deal in the series.
Speaker 5: That was a big deal. That was clearly something cathartic
Speaker 5: to somebody. I don't know who wrote that specifically in
Speaker 5: the show. There was someone who clearly really loved the
Speaker 5: Session one sauce right right, and then just put it
Speaker 5: in there just to tell everybody, because I would do
Speaker 5: stuff like that too, like say talking about the Powerpuff
Speaker 5: Girl villains, like that's my thing, right, I want to
Speaker 5: if I had a larger platform kind of like this,
Speaker 5: I guess right, let me put this in here and
Speaker 5: then get people to do some research or something. But
Speaker 5: not like imagine having like dumb fucking kids showing up
Speaker 5: and like the the guy that was doing the bit
Speaker 5: we're reading on.
Speaker 1: The McDonald's and stuff. That was that that really damned
Speaker 1: That was season three. It was not and pickle Rick
Speaker 1: was funny. I think it was funny, but it was
Speaker 1: also like pickle Rick was fine.
Speaker 5: I didn't have a It was the fans that really did.
Speaker 5: It was in the show. If the fans didn't react
Speaker 5: in such a stupid way. I didn't see anything in the.
Speaker 1: Show was stupid. That was the point of it. And
Speaker 1: it's so to be fucking dumb. I think that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I this show started taking itself too seriously. I think
Speaker 3: in some way, I like, what are you talking about? Yeah,
Speaker 3: because that weird pile Rick episode was also a therapy.
Speaker 1: He'd rather but I'd rather do anything.
Speaker 5: It was the beauty of that show where they had
Speaker 5: like these very like say Rick, I remember there was
Speaker 5: a point where he was like about to kill himself
Speaker 5: and this was that great Like there was very I.
Speaker 3: Was thought it was like one bit, you know, it
Speaker 3: wasn't like the whole central thesis and like the conclusion
Speaker 3: of an episode.
Speaker 1: Maybe because I also felt like that the.
Speaker 5: Like woven the when the when the dog took over
Speaker 5: the world, like I thought that the like it had like.
Speaker 1: Or even in the concept with everything kept they kept
Speaker 1: doing diverging things. I kept sputting and everything like that.
Speaker 1: And then when Rick was about the he was like
Speaker 1: please God, say me, please God. Then as soon as
Speaker 1: he gets said fuck you got suck my dick and
Speaker 1: he flew away. And I'm like, that's fucking funny, because
Speaker 1: no matter how as you are, whenever ship gets really bad,
Speaker 1: you're like, wow, Dominic, the old backup, like help me
Speaker 1: out the last ditch. Ever, I never felt that really
Speaker 1: well yeah, I mean I don't know because I just
Speaker 1: don't actually think right, so I can't.
Speaker 3: Specifically remember like I told you about when I was
Speaker 3: on the plane right and the oxygen mask came down.
Speaker 4: It was like a fucking malfunctioned in the plane.
Speaker 1: So it was scary, but I was.
Speaker 5: Just like, well, yeah, if you think you're gonna like
Speaker 5: I had the moment too where I thought my head
Speaker 5: was gonna get crushed by the waits where a guy
Speaker 5: mis boded me wasn't paying attention, and when it was yeah,
Speaker 5: I talked about that, and I didn't feel any paddic.
Speaker 5: It was just acceptance, Oh here we go, I like,
Speaker 5: we do the show in this fucking as This.
Speaker 1: Is actually news, is it? So apparently there's been a
Speaker 1: huge layoff at not muffled rivals what you call it.
Speaker 1: The people that made it. The whole directing team got
Speaker 1: laid off. Why Netty's huge line wide layoffs. That's serious.
Speaker 3: That makes no sense, all right, Yeah, I mean it's not.
Speaker 1: It's talking about layouts and how fucked everything is. The
Speaker 1: whole American directing team is like, well, get raped. You
Speaker 1: guys can't buy food now. Not to mention, everything's on
Speaker 1: up in price quite a bit.
Speaker 5: Actually, I almost bought these stickers, but that decided I
Speaker 5: decided not to.
Speaker 1: There's these sticks.
Speaker 5: I logged on I updated TikTok because it's back on
Speaker 5: the store, and the first thing that popped up was
Speaker 5: this lady selling these Trump stickers that like you can
Speaker 5: slap by the grocery prices, where I was saying like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 5: y'all really thought it was like one of those things,
Speaker 5: like oh, y'all really thought I was gonna do something
Speaker 5: about this, like that's cute. It is just like one
Speaker 5: of those like it was. It gave me a chuckle
Speaker 5: and I was gonna support her. But then I was like,
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is this might be a
Speaker 5: Chinese person, you know what, I don't know if it's
Speaker 5: a real person.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite things recently is like the Fell
Speaker 3: for It Again Award. Have you seen that?
Speaker 1: Yes, the dudes like loaded with Fell for It Again.
Speaker 1: Its ribbons say it is forty four dollars for a
Speaker 1: slice of bread. Yesterday, what else happened, Yeah, the whole
Speaker 1: thing about the removing taxes on on tips what there
Speaker 1: was supposed to be. That was one of the huge
Speaker 1: things he said. He was like, I'm gonna remove taxes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna do that, And it was another thing
Speaker 1: there was gonna be on overtime as well too for
Speaker 1: those and yeah, well I can't do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well they're like good, oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: There, you know everything I hated. God, damn it.
Speaker 3: Man, it's whatever. At this point, it's just look, look,
Speaker 3: I've said it before. I've said it before.
Speaker 5: The uh, the being being growing up in America, You're
Speaker 5: you're prone to most people that you know, you're prone
Speaker 5: to just believe whatever because that's just the culture. So
Speaker 5: what are you gonna do? How are you gonna fix that?
Speaker 5: When the foundation is just going up and it's like, hey,
Speaker 5: magic and talking animals are real, Like, how do you
Speaker 5: can't you can. It's it's how do you how do
Speaker 5: you get around that?
Speaker 3: There's also just like the conformity of nonconformity, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, or like the idea of like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna believe the exact opposite of this thing, and
Speaker 3: that makes me smart, you know what I mean. The
Speaker 3: government says that these I'll just believe the exact apposite.
Speaker 3: Was like, that's the same. Then that's the same thing
Speaker 3: as just believing what they say without you, right, because
Speaker 3: because you would just do a verse psychology if you're
Speaker 3: the government right exactly exactly. But the thing is, it
Speaker 3: pisses me off that they don't even fucking believe that
Speaker 3: because the government is now the person that they love. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, you see this guy said so when
Speaker 3: when when when Trump said, oh, you can't break any
Speaker 3: laws if you're saving the country, which is you know,
Speaker 3: sound the fucking alarms, sound the dictatorial alarms to say
Speaker 3: I can't break laws if I'm saving your country, Like
Speaker 3: you know, like that's a that's an absolutely Like I said,
Speaker 3: you know that they would freak out if Obama or
Speaker 3: fucking or or Brandon said it or whatever. They would
Speaker 3: fucking be losing their fucking minds. But now their dad
Speaker 3: said it, and this guy was like.
Speaker 1: We're with you.
Speaker 3: You're are walking Constitution, And I'm like, whoa.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is getting this is burn that
Speaker 1: paper up.
Speaker 5: It's getting weird fast, Like it's getting weirder in a
Speaker 5: way that I didn't see it turning.
Speaker 1: Like I thought, like, there's gonna be some people to
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 3: It's a little, it's so crazy, it's a little but
Speaker 3: like to just kind of don't you're right about that.
Speaker 3: I'm just wondering, like, but there's a part of me
Speaker 3: that thinks he'll tell them to put a gun in
Speaker 3: your mouth and pull the trigger. For America, I would
Speaker 3: be if this ends downtown people, this ends like a
Speaker 3: Jones sound situation, Oh my god, Thank god.
Speaker 1: That they won't do it, But I think a lot
Speaker 1: more they'll do. I think a lot more would do
Speaker 1: it than you'd be like, wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I think would do it. Look in the in the
Speaker 3: in the context of h or say doing it like
Speaker 3: actually jonestown, doing an actual like kool aid or type
Speaker 3: of poison that I think it would be.
Speaker 1: The vast majority of women do it.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, a gun, the gun in the mouth.
Speaker 5: That's that's probably yeah, less than fifty. It'd be more
Speaker 5: fifty more than way more than you'd be like this
Speaker 5: is crazy that many days, but that'd also be it.
Speaker 5: That'd be like, oh, we have to work up, we
Speaker 5: have to leave America now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that means they'll a lot of them will
Speaker 1: do anything else.
Speaker 3: I did see people already going like U he who uh,
Speaker 3: you can't break laws if you're saving in your country.
Speaker 4: And it's just like a picture of Luigi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's already like I mean, you could twist
Speaker 3: that into so many different things.
Speaker 5: That's the whole that's the whole, entire reason why it's like, oh,
Speaker 5: saying somebody like somebody who has uh, one of the
Speaker 5: most powerful positions in the world, that is an insane
Speaker 5: thing to say, and it just, you know, what makes
Speaker 5: me sad. Alex Jones is somebody who everybody knows is insane.
Speaker 5: But when I got on his radar because I saw
Speaker 5: I saw his what was it called the Obama Deception,
Speaker 5: I was like, fuck is this And then there were
Speaker 5: some points in there that I'm like, oh, this is
Speaker 5: really interesting. I didn't know about some of this stuff,
Speaker 5: and so I checked out his show and that was
Speaker 5: around the time when he had like Charlie Sheen and
Speaker 5: all that Tiger blood should happen. So I was like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck is happening? And then he went on
Speaker 5: the View and started talking about a Million Dead I rackis,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, he went on the View once he
Speaker 5: interviewed h Charlie Sheen. The view was like we got
Speaker 5: to talk to this fucking guy. What the hell, what's
Speaker 5: going on? Because Charlie Sheen was a big star and
Speaker 5: all this shit, And then he went on and started
Speaker 5: spouting off. I'm sure there was other crazy shit that
Speaker 5: he said, but I just remember him talking about, you know,
Speaker 5: the military industrial complex on the View, A Million Dead
Speaker 5: I rackis this and then and they're like, hold on,
Speaker 5: slow down, We're gonna let you speak. But they were
Speaker 5: trying to ask him questions. He was like, I don't
Speaker 5: get a fuck. I'm gonna say this and this and that,
Speaker 5: and I'm like this is insane. So at the time
Speaker 5: I thought I was like, this guy's like, uh, there's
Speaker 5: some good in him, right And at the time, actually
Speaker 5: he made like anti police state documentaries and I was like,
Speaker 5: this guy seems even keel. He's insane, but he seems
Speaker 5: like he's gonna attack anybody who's threatening the government. And
Speaker 5: then Trump showed up and I don't know if like
Speaker 5: a penis shaped gun win in his mouth and he
Speaker 5: was like, you're you're you're gonna stop all that because
Speaker 5: what's happening right now? I think Alex Jones would rip
Speaker 5: his heart out and be like America's done and just
Speaker 5: die or something, because the way that he used to act,
Speaker 5: there's the most unconstitutional they ever heard. Oh, it would
Speaker 5: be like Bush. He'd be shitting on Bush and the
Speaker 5: Patriot Act and all this stuff, and like there's just
Speaker 5: the craziest draconian shit. And then like, literally, what's happening
Speaker 5: right now? And I'm like that, nigga, I haven't heard
Speaker 5: a word from that dude now to be ferri'es off
Speaker 5: of every platform. But you'd still think he would somehow
Speaker 5: get up into the surface and be like wow, like the.
Speaker 3: Fucking anglerfish, Yeah, you're just like that.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh.
Speaker 3: Man, did you see that, by the way, that angler
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: No, They're like they found a new one.
Speaker 3: They know this is like it went viral a couple
Speaker 3: of days ago. There's like this black anglerfish and they
Speaker 3: found it swimming up to the surface, which they don't do.
Speaker 3: That's why it was like just sturbing and like weird
Speaker 3: swimming to the serve. And then it died at the service.
Speaker 3: So there was all these like these like Pixar kind
Speaker 3: of stories about It's like, oh, he flew up to
Speaker 3: the surface and died. It was like, oh, what a beautiful,
Speaker 3: sad kind of story. And then like you're not supposed
Speaker 3: to be there.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they're like.
Speaker 3: You know that, you know, the idea, the general vibe
Speaker 3: of like a Pixar story like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, my life is over. I want to see
Speaker 1: the sun, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But like I saw a picture of this anglerfish in
Speaker 3: like some dude's hand.
Speaker 1: Brother, you're horrifying looking.
Speaker 3: No, they're so underwhelmingly small. In my mind, an angler
Speaker 3: fish is quite big. I wouldn't say like a shark
Speaker 3: or anything.
Speaker 1: No, they're like they're a huge one. So I'm sure
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: Dude, this one in a vacuum in the ocean. It
Speaker 3: looks big, but like you see it in some dude's hand,
Speaker 3: it's literally like this big.
Speaker 1: I must have been a small one. I've definitely, I'm
Speaker 1: sure I've seen big ones.
Speaker 3: How do you know that?
Speaker 1: Though? Well so now I well, I guess we would
Speaker 1: have to have a dia them.
Speaker 5: I for sure would imagine that they're bigger than that too,
Speaker 5: based on how some of them were drawn in certain
Speaker 5: things or like attacking other stuff.
Speaker 1: For sure. Yeah, but look up how.
Speaker 3: Big an angler fish is? Because that fucked me up
Speaker 3: because I'm like, it could be a baby, but like
Speaker 3: it could Like but now I'm thinking, like I've never
Speaker 3: seen an anglerfish next to something else that I know
Speaker 3: the size of. You know what I mean, I haven't
Speaker 3: seen an anglerfish next day at four feet four feet long,
Speaker 3: that's how long they can guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's that's better.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was about to be like, yo,
Speaker 3: this is fucking That's about what I thought, right, But
Speaker 3: like I was distressing when I saw how small.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it was a baby and nobody said it
Speaker 1: was a baby.
Speaker 3: Stupidity baby, just like what's that?
Speaker 1: What's going on up there? The fact that a deep
Speaker 1: sea oh my god, there looks so offensive. There's such
Speaker 1: an offensive design.
Speaker 3: They look they're designed they almost you know the flamethrower,
Speaker 3: how they always used to paint that thing, but like
Speaker 3: the dragon thing, they look almost designed like one of
Speaker 3: those things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like they're designed to be. Like I really
Speaker 1: hate feeling that my inside of me. I hate Oh
Speaker 1: my im talking about it right now. I feel like
Speaker 1: there's fire in my arm.
Speaker 5: I hope he gets taken out by a giant squid,
Speaker 5: like somehow it's poetic. It would be a poetic be
Speaker 5: like we're gonna have a snark tank cruise. You know,
Speaker 5: we're gonna do a cruise.
Speaker 1: And we're as a prank, we're gonna flip the boat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's why I avoid. I feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like because even I don't even when I
Speaker 1: go to the beach, has looked at it like angrily.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know what's in there. I know it's
Speaker 1: a there's like there's like a fucking giant eyeball like
Speaker 1: that blinks.
Speaker 3: I pretty much never there. I pretty much never go
Speaker 3: into the part of the beach. Fuck, No, I don't
Speaker 3: see the point.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 5: The last time I did that was I remember specifically,
Speaker 5: it was like twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1: I was I was.
Speaker 5: I was swim with a friend of mine that she
Speaker 5: loved the ocean and was like, let's go, and I
Speaker 5: was like, and I'm feeling all the seaweeds slap me
Speaker 5: and ship and I'm like, bro, I don't know if
Speaker 5: there's a seaweed or if there's a jellyfish that decided
Speaker 5: not to sting me.
Speaker 1: You know, it's threatening everything about it. I don't go
Speaker 1: into the water because I know the sea pedophiles are
Speaker 1: there and I don't want to do with sea pedophile
Speaker 1: aquatic pedophiles. They're fucking dangerous. But are you are you
Speaker 1: assuming that you're like a child they're gonna get you,
Speaker 1: or what are you saying? I don't know something about
Speaker 1: these boyish what they want? They want?
Speaker 3: They just want me, particularly child sized penis. Man, is
Speaker 3: that you've been lying the entire time. It's real tiny
Speaker 3: and curbs so funny.
Speaker 5: Like you're like, you're so you're so tall, you're so
Speaker 5: big and your dick is so small.
Speaker 1: That's so unfortunate.
Speaker 5: You know who said we just rain dropped him because
Speaker 5: he said to himself that he has a or I
Speaker 5: guess people have seen it the amazing atheist because there's
Speaker 5: a video of him, not the banana because I I
Speaker 5: don't know if I've never seen that. I don't know
Speaker 5: if that's around, but somebody blurred out him uh pouring
Speaker 5: hot water on his dick. There's a there's videos of
Speaker 5: people made documentaries of him, and then he's just like
Speaker 5: it's all blurred out, and he's.
Speaker 3: Like, it's so fucking funny, because you know, what do
Speaker 3: you call that? Is that sadism or mas masts whichever
Speaker 3: one that masochism is towards yourself.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I always get that mixed up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that that I only know.
Speaker 3: That because there's there's a Seinefeld joke about like, what's
Speaker 3: the difference between uh, a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines,
Speaker 3: which sucks. I always hated that joke. Like that's why
Speaker 3: I know what to say.
Speaker 1: It is newer magazines. That's so dumb.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that that's I'm sure somebody's gonna look at up
Speaker 5: that sh It's funny, like there was something funny about
Speaker 5: it because it's not like it's oh, I don't think
Speaker 5: it's third degree burns hot. So he's like screaming, He's
Speaker 5: like screaming and away he's like making painful news.
Speaker 1: But also I think I think I think third degree
Speaker 1: is like it doesn't even really hurt anymore. You're just
Speaker 1: you're just taking a lot of damn first degree.
Speaker 5: Yes, in that In this I hate how sometimes like
Speaker 5: saying law degree is worse than third right, that it
Speaker 5: pives me the.
Speaker 1: Laws you're most close to it. I guess that's why
Speaker 1: the most like intimate is the law. But I think
Speaker 1: in general things that are higher or worse, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a stupid it just I hate that it depends.
Speaker 1: Law is meant to confuse you. Also, like by by
Speaker 1: definition supposed to be confused, you're not meant to know
Speaker 1: your rights. Yeah, that's literally actually literally, that's why it's
Speaker 1: written in Latin so much. Yes, why it's like why
Speaker 1: the fuck is there Latin? And why is it Latin
Speaker 1: in America where we don't speak a Latin language. It
Speaker 1: is truly fun like why is that? Like why is that?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: What annoys me even more? You know, there's like people
Speaker 5: like RFK Junior that are like, oh, I know so much.
Speaker 5: He is a lawyer, so he actually probably knows more
Speaker 5: about the law, but he pretends to know more about
Speaker 5: fucking science. Yeah, and that I've noticed that about all
Speaker 5: those insane people, where I don't really see any of
Speaker 5: those people being like, oh well, constitutionally, this is this
Speaker 5: is that like, but they always when it comes to
Speaker 5: vaccines or something, they're like, oh well, And I'm like, what.
Speaker 1: The is going? Is the thing where you talk to
Speaker 1: a Christian about fucking you talked to a Christian about
Speaker 1: fucking like gender stuff And it's like, you're a you're
Speaker 1: you are a pastor, you are not a scientist and
Speaker 1: nigg you don't know nothing about another. This is not
Speaker 1: your feel this is not where you're at, not to mention,
Speaker 1: not to mention where you're you're in your religion. It
Speaker 1: quite literally says it's not your job to care about this.
Speaker 1: Here's supposed to be good along the ride. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's such insanity. And every time I've like, I remember
Speaker 1: when I was younger and I had a consciation about
Speaker 1: gay people to my pastor and he was like, it's
Speaker 1: wrong and it's against God's Well I'm all right, cool,
Speaker 1: so why do you care this against God's will? Like?
Speaker 1: What doesn't God the one's gonna judge us, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so when why do you care? Because it when's God,
Speaker 1: why do you cares? Like it offends God to like
Speaker 1: God be the one to punish it if it's a problem.
Speaker 3: And it's like it's crazy. I just had a this
Speaker 3: is completely aside, a really intense uh visual of like
Speaker 3: ripping your ear off like a hangnail, and it took
Speaker 3: your eyes with it, like like it.
Speaker 1: Was like a raccoon.
Speaker 5: Would it take like this the lids though, Yeah, I
Speaker 5: guess I guess not in my hallucination, like you're something.
Speaker 5: It's the vacuum of the of ripping it so fast
Speaker 5: I took the eyes out.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's great anyway, Yeah that works.
Speaker 1: That would suck because I lose my eyes is the
Speaker 1: only good trait to have it.
Speaker 5: It would be like a reverse raccoon you have, Like
Speaker 5: it's like when it's like karun. Yeah, so like but
Speaker 5: it's just that one coon rat that actually sounds better.
Speaker 1: I don't know, a coon rest sounds African, which are racist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that what it was?
Speaker 5: And then you know those bumpkins were like what the
Speaker 5: coonra and like I don't know, like do you mean
Speaker 5: rock coon or something?
Speaker 1: What you're saying, I'm trying to get up to a
Speaker 1: high level of Cooner race relation soon. I want to
Speaker 1: be want to get really coon man, you want to
Speaker 1: level you want to level it up? Yeah, good idea,
Speaker 1: good idea, good idea because I've never I've never been
Speaker 1: a coonish person. I'm trying to well start want to
Speaker 1: start a channel, Yeah, coon maxing the name of the
Speaker 1: channels coon max coon Maxing Gaming. How long would people?
Speaker 1: Do you think people would get it? I mean either
Speaker 1: they probably wouldn't get it.
Speaker 4: It would be hard for people not to get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the second one person he says it.
Speaker 3: It's kind of the secrets out. It's kind of the
Speaker 3: problem now with doing anything like that is that, like
Speaker 3: it's almost like the the Eric Andre problem, you know,
Speaker 3: where like you can't have he can't write the same
Speaker 3: kind of thing.
Speaker 1: As season one.
Speaker 4: Again, I think it's over it. I think, well, that's
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I think it's a but.
Speaker 3: Even if even let's see, let's let's say potentially even
Speaker 3: if it wasn't or let's say maybe it is, I
Speaker 3: don't know, you can't get that back again. That's like
Speaker 3: a genie out of the bottle type of situation where
Speaker 3: like you couldn't keep that going for a long time
Speaker 3: anyway because everybody's in on it. It's like Ali g Also, yeah,
Speaker 3: it was just like it was over at a certain point.
Speaker 1: The interesting thing it uh it actually.
Speaker 5: It's so it's still it still works to a certain
Speaker 5: extent because they still don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and the bits are still funny to me. The problem
Speaker 5: was how much the people involved have changed. Like I
Speaker 5: missed the original band. Hannibal's gone, and so like they
Speaker 5: had that Felipe guy that Fluffy made a famous what's
Speaker 5: his name? Gabriel Gracie's not Gabriel Glaciers, but his friend.
Speaker 1: He had a friend name. I think I just said,
Speaker 1: is what the fluffy? Did I say his name?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 5: The Fluffy is the guy Fluffy is Gabriel Glaciers, Felipe,
Speaker 5: That's right, Felipe his friend. So he uh took uh
Speaker 5: Hannibal's place and was not even fucking like Jojo this
Speaker 5: the other day just randomly just brought up the fuck.
Speaker 5: It was like Morpheus and he was like rapping the
Speaker 5: Morpheus orphices Walruses there's that fucking he's like just freeze.
Speaker 5: He's like comes out of like a coffin or something,
Speaker 5: and then he's like fucking Morpheus, but he's also like
Speaker 5: just it's the most absurd, fucking like one of the
Speaker 5: bits on that show. And I mean there was many
Speaker 5: of them though, but it's I missed the old band.
Speaker 5: Like there was a guy that would play sacks that
Speaker 5: Jillian Julian BARBERI was on. She was like she was
Speaker 5: obviously in on it. She was like being all stupid
Speaker 5: and ship and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, hey, can you help me kill myself? And
Speaker 1: like that. It was so unan I had to turn
Speaker 1: it off sometimes where he's like that. He was like
Speaker 1: one of like the pass I don't know what he was.
Speaker 1: Asian guys was dark. There's a there's a scene in
Speaker 1: that that that's so funny where like where like he's
Speaker 1: doing a stand up joke and it's really bad and
Speaker 1: the one guy comes on stage and tries to kill him.
Speaker 1: I don't think that is one of the that is
Speaker 1: seen all of them that is sn I know. I like,
Speaker 1: and then you gotta keep your set going. You gotta
Speaker 1: be like, WHOA, what's up with that guy. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't break character, you don't like freak out. You
Speaker 1: just keep your set going and you flow from there.
Speaker 1: And it's like he almost got assassinated.
Speaker 5: There's the the Ninja they'd be like the Ninja Warriors,
Speaker 5: but it's like with rappers. It was like what was
Speaker 5: it called, like Ninja Rap Warriors.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. They did Joey Badass, They did a separate.
Speaker 5: There was a lot of prominent rappers and like he
Speaker 5: actually funks with them. They'll taste fucking That was so funny.
Speaker 5: Mouse traps, like they have to walk on a beam
Speaker 5: blindfolded and they have to freestyle and it's like fucking
Speaker 5: like mouse traps on the floor.
Speaker 1: They're getting taste same. I didn't see that. That's great, man.
Speaker 1: I the best The best gag is when they tut
Speaker 1: Seth Rogen's phone actual phone number on fucking television.
Speaker 3: Was that real?
Speaker 1: That was real? He put his real phone number. Seth
Speaker 1: Rogan tweeted about it. He was like, dude, that was
Speaker 1: my real phone and people were quiet to change my number.
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 3: That show, that's awesome.
Speaker 5: That show, like the first season, it like it it's
Speaker 5: the second season is probably my favorite, But the first
Speaker 5: one is yeah, because there's a so the Asian dude.
Speaker 5: He so they have on Loof Forigno and then Lugo
Speaker 5: thinks it's gonna be a real interview, and then they
Speaker 5: bring out, like while Loof was saying something ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 5: the Hulk, and they bring up.
Speaker 6: That Asian dude painted green like the Hulk, and then
Speaker 6: he's basically sitting like on Lou like he's so like
Speaker 6: touching him and he's like, I'm serious, like you're gonna
Speaker 6: have to move her.
Speaker 5: I'm like, he's getting so upset, and the Asian guy's
Speaker 5: getting a little closer closer, and he's getting visually upset
Speaker 5: like he's gonna attack him, and it's so uncomfortable, but
Speaker 5: it's it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Dude, It is great. I like some of the on
Speaker 1: the street stuff to the.
Speaker 3: Cop beating up the car and where it's like he's
Speaker 3: beating up a police car and the cop comes up.
Speaker 3: He's like, what do you day?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: So badass ship, that's what you do it and it
Speaker 3: joins in and everybody's like, what the It's fun. It's
Speaker 3: a fun show. I haven't sat through all of it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's it's a quick, it's a quick it's a quick,
Speaker 3: really quick play do it real fast. I like having
Speaker 3: things left of those things that I haven't seen that
Speaker 3: I think you.
Speaker 1: See you've seen the genetic Curdy one.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, that was one of the first ones.
Speaker 1: I say, that's fun that's it's funny.
Speaker 3: But she does a face. I don't know exactly how
Speaker 3: to mimic it, but there's like a face where he's
Speaker 3: like he's right up there, her lip does this thing
Speaker 3: and it is terrifying her, and she's like, just it
Speaker 3: is so funny, it is so funny.
Speaker 1: And then saying something like that. I remember saying her
Speaker 1: and the time.
Speaker 5: It was like, oh, the talked about her nudes like
Speaker 5: droppings while I wasn't nud just like I was in
Speaker 5: my underwear. And then it was like I think he
Speaker 5: was trying to say, like it was it this It
Speaker 5: was like a fucking picture of Obama. It was like
Speaker 5: a photoshop picture of Obama naked and ship that he
Speaker 5: kept bringing through.
Speaker 3: That was a It's brilliant. I just don't know how
Speaker 3: sort of describe.
Speaker 1: I think the idea of making celebrities uncomfortable just feels
Speaker 1: good to watch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's good because the traditional interviews are I've never
Speaker 5: the only time I've ever liked a celebrity interview is
Speaker 5: when it's like a Bill Burr or something, because Bill
Speaker 5: Burr is just he's being Bill Burr. Like Bill Burr
Speaker 5: doing Conan was always.
Speaker 3: They're doing stand up to Yeah, basically.
Speaker 1: That was great.
Speaker 5: But usually when it's just a celebrity and I can't
Speaker 5: watch himmy found I'm sorry, I just can't.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't. He didn't. I don't know why he really.
Speaker 1: He annoys me.
Speaker 3: They're all the worst ones for different reasons. It's funny,
Speaker 3: like Jimmy Fallon is the worst because he's just kind
Speaker 3: of like annoying to watch. Colbert is also the worst
Speaker 3: because he's just a bad interviewer.
Speaker 5: I guess he's I liked him when you did the
Speaker 5: Colbert Report because he was playing the character. Yeah he Republican.
Speaker 3: But I was just like some generic Christian Democrats and
Speaker 3: it's just like I don't really care.
Speaker 4: I don't care what you have to say about anything.
Speaker 5: I've never watched any of them because I I did
Speaker 5: only care about him as a Colbert.
Speaker 3: I tried to watch some of them, and I was
Speaker 3: just like, this isn't this is not it.
Speaker 1: Man. I can't stand Bill Maher. I want to I
Speaker 1: want to fight him Bill. Bill.
Speaker 4: Bill mar is annoying Bill.
Speaker 1: I want to fight him. He annoys me so much.
Speaker 1: He's just he was pandering.
Speaker 5: He was like, Oh, I'm losing money, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 5: gonna toe the line. I'm gonna be centering. He's kind
Speaker 5: of center right.
Speaker 3: I'm on my fucking he. The problem with him is
Speaker 3: that I'm gonna pause for five seconds when I wait
Speaker 3: for you to applaud me. Bro.
Speaker 5: Do you watch watch Last Week, Tonight or whatever with
Speaker 5: John Oliver ever seeing any of those?
Speaker 3: Sometimes I do, because they're actually informative. They're very good.
Speaker 3: Sometimes his jokes are really nice.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 3: It's confusing too, because I actually think he is funny,
Speaker 3: like on the Daily Show and he would do the
Speaker 3: Daily Show stuff. Yah, he cracked me the funk up.
Speaker 3: I still think about, like even what he was subbing
Speaker 3: for John Stewart because he was doing some movie or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this thing, and I mentioned this on the show before,
Speaker 3: but he was like he says something along the lines
Speaker 3: of like he compared some sound like it's like the
Speaker 3: sound and asthmatic kitten makes when it tries to breathe,
Speaker 3: and like it was such an accurate comparison it fucking
Speaker 3: killed me.
Speaker 1: But then like it's it's hit or miss that show.
Speaker 1: He's a little too doomer. Sometimes that's my problem with him.
Speaker 1: He gets My issue with him is that, like there's
Speaker 1: a joke.
Speaker 3: There's a recurring format of joke on that show that
Speaker 3: bothers me where it's like they'll invent some bullshit character
Speaker 3: and then he'll talk off to the screen like it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: don't do that, Winkles, put that down, Winkles, And it's
Speaker 3: like you don't got to invent stop it.
Speaker 1: Stop with this.
Speaker 4: It's excruciatingly millennial.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen uh, luckily, I guess Luckily for myself,
Speaker 5: I haven't. I haven't ran into that as of recent.
Speaker 5: Maybe they're like, oh this is gay.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 3: I watch a lot of them, so like maybe maybe
Speaker 3: they maybe they cut him down in recent Yeah, it
Speaker 3: might just be me.
Speaker 5: I just I'm not running to them because I don't
Speaker 5: see all of them. I guess I see the ones
Speaker 5: that really pick my edges like the most like pressing
Speaker 5: pressing issues that are more pressing.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: The only thing that bothers me is I watched the
Speaker 5: most of them during COVID and it was solid because
Speaker 5: there was no audience, right. And the thing that's really
Speaker 5: insane to me, and I can't figure out why they
Speaker 5: do this is they they invite the audience, and the
Speaker 5: audience want to laugh or they want to cheer, and
Speaker 5: motherfucker bulldozes through his fucking when he's reading, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: why is the audience there? So, first of all, the
Speaker 5: audience is kind of clouding the audio a little bit
Speaker 5: because he doesn't pause for he doesn't pause for effect,
Speaker 5: he doesn't pause for like, say, the audience are going
Speaker 5: woo because he says there's a really good punchline or
Speaker 5: something said, and he just keeps going. And Yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't understand why would you have the audience there if
Speaker 5: you're not going to adhere to them being there, because
Speaker 5: it's basically you're trying to get.
Speaker 3: Them to stop. But I'm like, but that's what they're
Speaker 3: there for. I think that's part of it, though. I
Speaker 3: think that part of it is that that kind of
Speaker 3: back and forth between dot because I do remember those
Speaker 3: COVID episodes and I found them really fucking awkward. Actually,
Speaker 3: he's just clearly delivering punchlines to a camera with no feedback.
Speaker 3: Well that's how it happened, but like he literally does
Speaker 3: that like the way. To me, it's like, you know how, like, okay,
Speaker 3: you don't hear the audience laughter in a sitcom where
Speaker 3: supposed ben audience there, it's fucking jarring. Yeah, And then
Speaker 3: there's one that's clearly designed without an audience. He does
Speaker 3: his bits as if the audience isn't there. He doesn't
Speaker 3: pause for them at all. Like say, I watched Don
Speaker 3: Shoe in the Daily Show. He always pauses for the audience.
Speaker 3: He'll sometimes even do awkward things to incite a little
Speaker 3: bit more because he's playing to the crowd.
Speaker 5: He literally ignores the crowd. And yeah, it's insanity to
Speaker 5: me where I'm like why because I hate that they
Speaker 5: clap and they go whoo, and they're and then like
Speaker 5: he'll say something clever and then they'll be clapping, and
Speaker 5: then he's kind of like trying to quiet them the
Speaker 5: fuck down so we can keep going. And I'm like,
Speaker 5: just don't fucking have them there. It's just me, though, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I fucking hate that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like the soundscape is very specific, and I
Speaker 3: feel like I'm so used to him and those people
Speaker 3: doing things in front of an audience that when you
Speaker 3: when they're subtracted, it kind of feels like.
Speaker 5: A shitty YouTube video. Yeah, I'm like, I could do
Speaker 5: this better if this is the case. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 5: I just I feel I feel very different about that.
Speaker 5: I really I hate. I just don't understand his formulas,
Speaker 5: I guess, is what I'm saying. Because if the audience
Speaker 5: is there, you're kind of supposed to play to them,
Speaker 5: to the crowd.
Speaker 1: It's kind of the point like imagine us.
Speaker 5: Imagine that we do another live show and then we're
Speaker 5: just talking, and then it's as literally we don't even
Speaker 5: know that there's people sitting in front of us. That's
Speaker 5: you're acknowledging that they're there. John Oliver literally acts it
Speaker 5: behaves like they're not there. Yeah, Like, even though the
Speaker 5: crowd is erupted in sharing that applause, he'll get a
Speaker 5: little bit louder to talk over them and keep bulldozing
Speaker 5: through a set, And I'm like, why are you doing that?
Speaker 3: I've seen him address them a couple of times, but
Speaker 3: it's like, you know.
Speaker 1: It is so few and far. Yeah, I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I guess I just don't understand it. I don't understand why.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 5: It is really the question to me, because it's not
Speaker 5: you understand why what you're saying. Yeah, John Stewart has
Speaker 5: not you understand why anybody else has an audience?
Speaker 1: They're there, all those guys, John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Semen Coombert.
Speaker 1: What are all of them? From the daily shows and
Speaker 1: like the Daily Reports? What are their other names? Is
Speaker 1: there's one that I like?
Speaker 3: I got his name names there's Trevor noa, uh, that's
Speaker 3: kind of it.
Speaker 1: Really, that's true, Like Trevor. I like Trevor as a person.
Speaker 1: I just think that he think.
Speaker 4: He's as good in that role though.
Speaker 1: Oh I well, to be fair, I didn't. I was
Speaker 1: even I was referred to him.
Speaker 4: Yeah I was.
Speaker 1: I was referred to as a person. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I didn't really watch him that much in the when
Speaker 5: he was doing it.
Speaker 1: He didn't really.
Speaker 4: I think i'vemember seeing what of his stand up said
Speaker 4: that was pretty okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think he's funny. But I think
Speaker 1: unfortunately he's he's not he's not comedic enough to do
Speaker 1: a stand up. But I think he's like, I think
Speaker 1: his nature is to be informative, and it's like, that's
Speaker 1: not what people want.
Speaker 3: There's this guy who's really popping right now.
Speaker 1: You can't be informative.
Speaker 3: There's this stand up guy who's popping right now. He's
Speaker 3: a Daily Show contributor. I can't remember his fucking name.
Speaker 1: Although the thin black guy has the dreads. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: mad funny.
Speaker 3: I don't agree.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: I think I'm confused by him because he just he
Speaker 3: does like he goes up and he does like a
Speaker 3: Dave Chappelle kind of like telling a story type thing.
Speaker 3: But it's like it's more of a story than it
Speaker 3: is funny. But he's not old enough to really have
Speaker 3: any wisdom behind it, so it just kind of comes
Speaker 3: across as like you're trying to It doesn't at it.
Speaker 4: It doesn't strike me as like comedy.
Speaker 1: I think, I think informative comedy is this not really
Speaker 1: I think it's useful, but the problem is that in
Speaker 1: formative comedy falls short from more like experience is going
Speaker 1: to be funnier then information. You know, people are not
Speaker 1: there to learn. People say they come there to learn,
Speaker 1: but that's not what they're really there exactly. But people
Speaker 1: people try would say daily to learn. I want to
Speaker 1: see John Stewart. I guess I don't know. I personally
Speaker 1: befer like if I want to. I want to hear
Speaker 1: people's opinions about stuff. But that's for me and TikTok, right,
Speaker 1: Like I've kind of not used tik talk anymorecause I
Speaker 1: keep getting redharded the same like liberal ship that I
Speaker 1: already agree with, Like I already agree with you. You
Speaker 1: have to like search stuff and change your algorithm if
Speaker 1: you want to change like already, like I already understand
Speaker 1: and believe it's already know about these things. I look
Speaker 1: into it myself, you know, I'm alostly like when like
Speaker 1: people are like literally literally just keeps getting like anti
Speaker 1: fucking anti right wing bullsh It's like, honey, you're just
Speaker 1: regards chaining the same ideas, and I think they're gonna
Speaker 1: stress you out, are still going to be there. You
Speaker 1: can't keep looking at that ship is gonna make you
Speaker 1: go crazy. But it's the algorithm. It's like, oh you
Speaker 1: like this this one time, I'm gonna give you this.
Speaker 5: Strike again, you have to go out of your way
Speaker 5: to change it. That's that's how it works.
Speaker 1: But I absoutely don't want to go look up right
Speaker 1: wing bullshit because that's just insane.
Speaker 5: What doesn't have to be It doesn't have to be political.
Speaker 5: It's like what it's whenever on whenever I take a
Speaker 5: break on YouTube, my algorithm changes. So, for example, I'll
Speaker 5: go on a little true crime binge and then it's
Speaker 5: just recommending me all the true crime stuff. But then
Speaker 5: once I'm done with that and I'm like, okay, I'm
Speaker 5: starting to have nightmares. Then I switch it.
Speaker 1: Up, so have I get fucking Joe Rogan esque like
Speaker 1: fucking alpha fucking shit all the time, and I'm like
Speaker 1: not interested. I never I get it all the time,
Speaker 1: and I keep getting not interested in and I'm like,
Speaker 1: is this really really?
Speaker 5: You're probably liking misogynistic stuff I like about like video
Speaker 5: games and like swords and stuff. And then it's like
Speaker 5: Joe Rogan being like, I swear.
Speaker 1: I've literally never been I never get I get it
Speaker 1: all the time, and I think it's because of the
Speaker 1: fact that there's some sort of through line between us.
Speaker 1: If I do, like is there people you're following that
Speaker 1: are fucking like dumb asses that are all alpha or something,
Speaker 1: because they'll do that too.
Speaker 5: I don't think, oh, more like the people follow there's
Speaker 5: something going on because I'm not.
Speaker 1: I feel like in my recent years, I don't follow
Speaker 1: anything that's like even promotely near that stuff. But I
Speaker 1: think what happens that a lot of weves are just
Speaker 1: kind of crazy angry at the world in cells also,
Speaker 1: so there's a there's a through line between both of them.
Speaker 3: The world is angry at them.
Speaker 1: All that is possible.
Speaker 5: The weave thing is a thing I'd never consider because
Speaker 5: I don't really follow like that type of stuff.
Speaker 1: I get chucked that all the time. Like I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure right now, if I go through my YouTube shorts,
Speaker 1: eventually i'll see some like maybe athletes too, like some athletics.
Speaker 3: Athletes sports. Yeah you're fucked. Yeah, I don't get any
Speaker 3: of that because I don't care about any of.
Speaker 1: That about Lonzo Ball. Like the next thing is gonna
Speaker 1: be is gonna be about some fucking how women are
Speaker 1: discover of the earth.
Speaker 5: Like that whole Yeah, yeah, you're gonna yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 5: fall fucking Lonzo.
Speaker 1: It's not even them, They're not even bad kids. Is
Speaker 1: their fucking dad? Their dad is kind of a jackass.
Speaker 5: I feel like that in one of them get like
Speaker 5: remember one of them got was stealing ship in China,
Speaker 5: even though like rich ass family baby a Lamello or
Speaker 5: something llow terrible idea. It's just you know, Neppo fucking
Speaker 5: kids stealing.
Speaker 1: Ship classic it. It really is though.
Speaker 5: It's like they're like, ah, they have to prove that
Speaker 5: they're like hood or something, even though I'm like, why
Speaker 5: who cares? You have everything you want here? I want
Speaker 5: to I want to do the opposite. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 5: not doing nothing. Ever, you go have you go steal peasant.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna chill and eat what what do they eat?
Speaker 5: Like come and the caviar and make together on I
Speaker 5: think it's.
Speaker 4: A come caviar mix.
Speaker 5: It's gotta be your horse com that's worth one hundred
Speaker 5: thousand dollars, the strongest horse in the world.
Speaker 1: And then the drinking it to fourteen.
Speaker 3: They took fourteen hours and seventy horses to fill this
Speaker 3: fucking tank.
Speaker 5: That's not so much money like prize racing horses millions
Speaker 5: of dollars.
Speaker 1: To come to Drenk free horses. Is there still millions
Speaker 1: of dollars in racing? No, I think there's no horses left. Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually the fuck I forgot? Yeah? The horses, Yeah, they
Speaker 1: go extenc Horses are horses. An you haven't heard that
Speaker 1: one song? Horses are in dangered?
Speaker 3: Where have all the horses gone?
Speaker 1: Where have they're in dangerous? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And that nuts?
Speaker 1: What do you mean like maybe wild horses are in
Speaker 1: dangerous there there?
Speaker 4: I think like I think maybe like ten thousand in
Speaker 4: the left.
Speaker 1: That's so stupid. I'm not even not talking. Okay, can
Speaker 1: you well, what do you mean there's not horses left?
Speaker 1: Look it up. I'm not because I quite literally know
Speaker 1: they're not. There's literally only ten they're actually ninety nine.
Speaker 3: Fuck I just felt it.
Speaker 1: I just felt it. I can feel horses. The problem
Speaker 1: is we.
Speaker 3: Haven't figured out how to not use horses for horse power.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of the issue, is that every end,
Speaker 3: every is fifty horses.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine every time you can make a car
Speaker 1: that make an end to come on, somebody, some fucking
Speaker 1: shaman comes in, does a rich what the horses souls?
Speaker 1: What do you think like when they say fucking seven
Speaker 1: hundred horsepower.
Speaker 3: It's seven hundred horses in that engine, literally screaming.
Speaker 5: The locking around when you're revving is souls of a horse.
Speaker 3: That's actually seven hundred screaming horses. It's not actually like
Speaker 3: a little explosions.
Speaker 1: That is insane. They steal horses soul.
Speaker 3: Is it really crazier than your car is powered by
Speaker 3: tiny explosions?
Speaker 1: It's not that much, not that much crazier. Look, I'll
Speaker 1: let you finish. I mean it's not that much.
Speaker 5: Look I'm not trying to bring it back, but it's
Speaker 5: not that much crazier than just you know, you read
Speaker 5: the Holy Bible. I mean, let's be real. It's like
Speaker 5: if if you told someone that they're like bullshit, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, the Bible makes sense, nigga, let's can you
Speaker 5: pleat like nigga, come on, look man, the man.
Speaker 1: Can we at least just say that this is goofy
Speaker 1: you believing? Will be like, oh, there's not more than
Speaker 1: two genders and trades can't exist. Meanwhile, they believe in
Speaker 1: a talking bush and a magical Jewish man.
Speaker 4: He's probably a guy in a bush.
Speaker 3: I mean some really I would like to see like
Speaker 3: an interesting I would love to see like the stories
Speaker 3: of the Bible represented as they are told, but explain
Speaker 3: in a way that would realistically make sense. Like there's
Speaker 3: some guy in a bush like whispering to some guy on.
Speaker 1: It that nigga just high. That's all I would probably
Speaker 1: probably there probably does.
Speaker 4: But I've literally seen that before.
Speaker 3: Well we've all been like, we've all been like, if
Speaker 3: you if you have certain certain type of thing right,
Speaker 3: you will see that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I saw a burning bush once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I feel like really on fire because
Speaker 1: it was because I set a bush on fire to
Speaker 1: be fair, but so okay, so started. I forgot that
Speaker 1: I did that immediately, I was like, whoa, who did that?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to. I want to, like, I would
Speaker 1: love how can we ta get that abiliity a couple
Speaker 1: weeks the past? Oh it wasn't even not long ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah I think it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh oh palisades, gotcha.
Speaker 1: Nah, if you started that, you'd be the most galactic
Speaker 1: piece of ship. Do you imagine?
Speaker 5: I remember hearing Joe Rogan talking about podcast saying those
Speaker 5: homeless people, but it was actually.
Speaker 1: You're describing you. It was just a fucking guy his
Speaker 1: long hair and glasses, you know, most people.
Speaker 3: And it's unfortunate that homeless people do set fires.
Speaker 1: They do set fires. Yeah that's true.
Speaker 3: But like because our friend works a friend of ours
Speaker 3: works in uh Park Park department. She's telling me about like,
Speaker 3: uh yeah, we they just set fire.
Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy, but like not like to burnt
Speaker 1: it down or they actually for no reason. Sometimes sometimes
Speaker 1: it does happen, Okay, So well, okay they are I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's.
Speaker 4: Like ninety percent of cases, but like it's it's more
Speaker 4: than you.
Speaker 1: It's very funny how like fires and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: remember the winds that were whooped through the city that
Speaker 1: were like, I don't know, causing fires, kanonic there were
Speaker 1: two million an hour mile winds. That'd be fucking so
Speaker 1: million that'd be the end of civilization. Literally, what do
Speaker 1: you mean two million miles an hour wins Well, million
Speaker 1: miles per hour is so much faster than you understand.
Speaker 1: It's something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it becomes so fast that it kind of cancels
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it becomes slow again.
Speaker 1: It comes so fast you die and resurrect and die resurrect.
Speaker 3: Think about it like this, you know how like if
Speaker 3: a road has like holes in it, the slower you go,
Speaker 3: the more uh, the more damage that.
Speaker 1: Hole will do to your vehicle. I think that's not true.
Speaker 4: I think it literally is actually the slower you go,
Speaker 4: the slower.
Speaker 3: You get, like, if you're going fast enough, you can
Speaker 3: glide over the hole without actually being damaged by it.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true.
Speaker 3: It's literally basic physics actually, but like yes, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: the the year because what why do bumps?
Speaker 1: Well, like gravity, I guess because you're moving faster, you're
Speaker 1: technically escaping a little bit by like a margin.
Speaker 4: That's so like, were you about to compare it to bumps?
Speaker 1: I was, was right because isn't the same content, But
Speaker 1: it's still it's still a version of the road to
Speaker 1: which you're driving on.
Speaker 3: No, but kingson my goodness, Like a bump is the
Speaker 3: exact opposite, but it's it's it's.
Speaker 1: Still an obstruction to the path.
Speaker 4: There is no obstruction.
Speaker 3: There's a whole is a lack of an obstruction that
Speaker 3: specific that's almost specifically the point of a hole.
Speaker 1: Well, a hole is a hole is like there's a ground, right,
Speaker 1: and there's a divid in the ground apostal. There's the ground,
Speaker 1: and there's an extrusive point of the ground. I'm probably
Speaker 1: just not thinking that the right way.
Speaker 3: I don't think you are. If there's whatever, we're not
Speaker 3: gonna get into this. We're gonna move on to questions. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I am right, but move won't believe the point.
Speaker 1: You know the cave diver memes. Ca Yeah, there's no
Speaker 1: other cave diver memes.
Speaker 3: I've seen cave divers. Hey, we're gonna move on to
Speaker 3: questions gay divers. Wheah, your name can't contain special characters.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 3: Rode In says, sorry for the long question, boys, and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get my money's worried, even if it kills
Speaker 3: all three of you.
Speaker 1: Damn, no problem.
Speaker 3: You are transported back to October twentieth, eighteen eighty nine,
Speaker 3: into a child's bedroom in a small house in bron
Speaker 3: Alm in Austria. In front of you is a door
Speaker 3: that is closed but not locked. Behind you is an
Speaker 3: open window leading out to the street. To your right
Speaker 3: is a crib with a baby sleeping inside. That baby
Speaker 3: is six month old Adolf Hitler. Hitler's father is out
Speaker 3: on the town drinking and gambling and will not return
Speaker 3: for several hours. His mother is sleeping in her own
Speaker 3: bedroom across the hall and will not wake unless you
Speaker 3: were Baby Hitler make enough noise to wake her. You
Speaker 3: have exactly ten minutes before you are transported back to
Speaker 3: the modern day, so you don't have to worry about
Speaker 3: spending the rest of your life in a nineteenth century
Speaker 3: Austrian prison. You can you can stand silent and motionless
Speaker 3: and change nothing not no one will ever know you
Speaker 3: were there. Or you can kill baby Hitler and change
Speaker 3: the course of history forever. What would you do?
Speaker 1: I like the way this is written.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it's actually well it's it's a well rachid
Speaker 3: change of pace to like it's are you gay?
Speaker 1: It's it's a scene. There's all.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of fat in this question, Like it's
Speaker 3: I I understand the this could have been like three sentences.
Speaker 1: Well let me I agree, But it's a scene that's
Speaker 1: fully paid. Now we have so now we have the information.
Speaker 1: I do. I do appreciate the fact the literacy and
Speaker 1: the grammar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's important.
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to. I want to reward that.
Speaker 4: But I would say, so, here's the thing.
Speaker 3: If you if you're going to get transported into the
Speaker 3: future anyway you could theoretically, No, No, that'd be crazy. Wow,
Speaker 3: that would be interesting. That's a great that's a great idea. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 3: bring baby Hitler forward? Would that work?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't see why not, Well.
Speaker 3: Because he didn't say, like, you didn't say, like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're gonna step through a portal that could bring anything
Speaker 3: in this I see what you're saying. In this situation,
Speaker 3: maybe not, But like the general situation of like, would
Speaker 3: you go back in time to kill baby Hitler? It's like,
Speaker 3: I guess I would go back in time to bring
Speaker 3: baby baby hitlter with me. I just don't you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? The problem actually be a way better.
Speaker 1: At that moment. It'd be the problem with that work.
Speaker 3: I don't think it will work because it can't. It
Speaker 3: cannot be how has he become Hitler? It can't. It
Speaker 3: can't well, it can't even be cyclical. It just can't
Speaker 3: because what would happen.
Speaker 5: The problem with that is it always has to be
Speaker 5: an alternate reality, always, because right now people from the
Speaker 5: past will be fucking with us at every point in history. Sure,
Speaker 5: that's why I just can't work, Because like, right now,
Speaker 5: why would like Hitler wouldn't have existed. It's we're playing,
Speaker 5: So what happens is Hitler still exists, Hiller still did
Speaker 5: what he did. When you come back to your reality,
Speaker 5: but now you have a baby Hitler as well, so
Speaker 5: it's just a regular Austrian baby at this point.
Speaker 1: That's a Hopefully the idea is you could be able
Speaker 1: to bring him to the future and he grows up
Speaker 1: and be like this is what you do in the
Speaker 1: page that just makes it a baby didn't do anything,
Speaker 1: feel guilty for no reason, like this is what you
Speaker 1: had to capability to do it? Like this, you remember
Speaker 1: that you could be better. It's like John Connor, you
Speaker 1: could be better. Well, it could, just so you just
Speaker 1: so all you did was remove me from my time
Speaker 1: to make me feel bad about it. I don't even.
Speaker 3: Do Yeah, pro create American Hitler with actual Hitler, right WHOA,
Speaker 3: that'd be sick as Here's.
Speaker 1: What I say, it would be black people I am.
Speaker 3: Here's here's what I think I would do, because I
Speaker 3: wouldn't want to just kill a baby for no reason, right,
Speaker 3: But if I was given the opportunity to like kill Hitler,
Speaker 3: I think I would take it.
Speaker 4: So here's here's how I would handle it.
Speaker 3: I think I would because I'm going it's not a timer, presumably,
Speaker 3: so ten minutes from the moment that I arrive, I'll
Speaker 3: be zapped into the future. So I think I can
Speaker 3: free myself from the guilt of killing a baby if
Speaker 3: I just kind.
Speaker 1: Of hold him over the window.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then just wait ten minutes and then so, well,
Speaker 3: you guys brought me back ten minutes later. Kind of
Speaker 3: you guys killed.
Speaker 1: You for you, for you to be such a pussy
Speaker 1: that you can't even commit to killing somebody, you have
Speaker 1: to blame it on someone else. That's crazy. What do
Speaker 1: you What do you mean? I was just holding the
Speaker 1: baby over a window, and which I know that I'm
Speaker 1: going to leave and it's going to fall.
Speaker 3: I don't know, they tell me, but I don't know
Speaker 3: anything for sure.
Speaker 1: Already, you've already been pulled back to the past, so
Speaker 1: you should already have a very safe understanding that your
Speaker 1: time is being nippermitted.
Speaker 3: The Kings and I've I've driven a car from pointing
Speaker 3: to point be before. It doesn't mean occasionally, it doesn't
Speaker 3: It doesn't like get into an accident or running a
Speaker 3: gas that's very true. But those I don't know for
Speaker 3: sure that they're gonna pull me back. I have a
Speaker 3: pretty decent idea of like maybe I.
Speaker 1: Will be you could just kill Hitler and stand on
Speaker 1: your laurels instead of being such a like not hit
Speaker 1: I don't know it is Hitler. It is. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not the mass murderer Hitler, but it is still that baby.
Speaker 1: A's aight off Hitler.
Speaker 4: Okay, well then I'm sad for what happened to him.
Speaker 3: Actually it's not like it's just that's not justifiable, because
Speaker 3: that's exactly why say, for example, uh, genocide.
Speaker 1: Is happening, and like you know in Palestine. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, all these babies are gonna grow up
Speaker 5: to be terrorists, so we have to kill them.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not even saying kill them. I wouldn't kill
Speaker 1: it personally. I wouldn't kill the baby because I mean
Speaker 1: either because I feel like I don't know the idea
Speaker 1: is that like he's just saying like I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: this thing, and then when something happens that I know
Speaker 1: is gonna happen, I'm gonna do it. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like you don't know what you're saying. It's like I
Speaker 1: want to kill my wife, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: kill wife, So I'm just gonna tell my wife to
Speaker 1: pick him something in the driveway and like take off
Speaker 1: the e break like, motherfucker, just kill them. You don't
Speaker 1: be so cowarded. If you're gonna do it, do it.
Speaker 1: It's I didn't do have the intention for it to die.
Speaker 3: I don't look, I don't think I don't have anytime.
Speaker 3: I'm just going in there to do it.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's about being I don't think it's
Speaker 5: about being a coward. I think it is the person
Speaker 5: trying to protect their brain. I think that's all it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they don't want to have to deal with
Speaker 1: the idea that they did it, which is still coward
Speaker 1: It may.
Speaker 3: But it's not because point you can call it cowardice,
Speaker 3: but they're not doing it because they're afraid.
Speaker 1: No, they just don't want to deal with the confluence
Speaker 1: of knowing that. It's like that's cowardice.
Speaker 3: But like I said, you can call it cowardice, but
Speaker 3: it's kind of like it doesn't it does, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: That's only this satiate you by saying that it's cowardice,
Speaker 3: but cowardice, and you're not calling them out properly.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like, say, just have your conviction. That's it,
Speaker 1: be convicted. What you're doing.
Speaker 5: I understand what you're saying, but it's like you're telling
Speaker 5: them to do this thing and become insane, and they're
Speaker 5: trying to prevent from becoming What.
Speaker 1: Are you coming insane for?
Speaker 5: You're killing if you're indirectly look at look at I
Speaker 5: stand on this. I don't care, Joe and consume me
Speaker 5: and I would win. Joe Rogan indirectly has killed a
Speaker 5: lot of people and because of the indirection, he can
Speaker 5: survive if he actually just straight up, you know, gave
Speaker 5: you COVID somehow, like you started injecting cod He started
Speaker 5: getting COVID from his billionaire homies and started injecting a
Speaker 5: bunch of people. Everyone that came on the podcast is
Speaker 5: injecting COVID into them, and then he killed them. He
Speaker 5: would probably you know, kill himself within a month because
Speaker 5: he'd be like, oh my god, like I've killed so
Speaker 5: many people. He can dissociate since he's just given that.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like someone like, uh, there the people
Speaker 5: that go to warm with kill people who had theres Like, well,
Speaker 5: yes you did, but you went there with the intention
Speaker 5: looking there, like that's why you were there, right, But
Speaker 5: why were you there? I would say that this is
Speaker 5: the separation is the drone strike people who are pushing
Speaker 5: butns they can dissociate doing it, but they can dissociate
Speaker 5: enough to protect their brain.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's like, So Chris is trying to protect his brain.
Speaker 3: I know, I'm just holding.
Speaker 1: This baby and I'm protect my van. What you're trying
Speaker 1: to do? Because I can.
Speaker 3: I can kill baby Hitler and not have to actually
Speaker 3: kill him. That's why would I not do that? But
Speaker 3: so you killed him, you know, But there's a difference
Speaker 3: between like stabbing a bay in the face.
Speaker 5: Why is there a difference though? Like for what reason?
Speaker 3: Because I'm not there to see it?
Speaker 5: So and why do you not want to see it?
Speaker 3: It's not really interesting to me.
Speaker 5: I don't need to see it, You don't need you
Speaker 5: don't need to see it.
Speaker 1: You want to you wanna? You wanna? You want to know?
Speaker 1: The job might not have gotten done. So at that point,
Speaker 1: what are you even there?
Speaker 4: I can I'm fine knowing the job is done.
Speaker 1: So okay, the job might not be No.
Speaker 5: See, I'm kind of coward Kingston now is okay? Why
Speaker 5: why I just twist his head. I don't understand your
Speaker 5: point of view now, because what if.
Speaker 3: It's not immediate and it just like makes a dumb
Speaker 3: sound and the wife wakes up and then I have
Speaker 3: to deal with that. I don't want to deal with that,
Speaker 3: so I would have to time it perfectly because I
Speaker 3: don't want to. Like, all right, let's say, why don't
Speaker 3: you grab the baby, take it? Put over the window?
Speaker 5: Didn't you do that to a rat one time? Everything
Speaker 5: what you remember? You slammed a rat.
Speaker 3: I stepped on I stepped on I stepped on the mouse.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can step on the baby wheels skip,
Speaker 3: but that was uncomfortable for me. Also, why don't you
Speaker 3: put your hand over the like if.
Speaker 7: This look dude, just so you know, you're arguing more
Speaker 7: visceral ways to murder a baby, I'm like, actually, if
Speaker 7: you're going, if you're going into the.
Speaker 1: Past and you're pro baby murder, no, I'm you're saying, look, dude,
Speaker 1: I am. I wouldn't kill the baby Firson. You would
Speaker 1: be like, look, I under the world, this world is
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't danger now I
Speaker 1: would just be like, look, I understand the world is
Speaker 1: the way it is. They would kill it and that's insane.
Speaker 1: That's it's it. It's like saying I didn't hit the person.
Speaker 1: I didn't kill this person. The car that I'm driving
Speaker 1: on one hundred mouths per hour killed them? Why am
Speaker 1: I towered? That's power? Free to judge, you're free to go,
Speaker 1: that is Do you see what I mean? Now? Do
Speaker 1: you see where to go? Sir? Got painted? Arrest the car,
Speaker 1: car and kill get that car life. It's like, well
Speaker 1: the car, they put the car in shack, the car
Speaker 1: and a mom with a baby car and the wife
Speaker 1: car in there crying like with window coming out. The
Speaker 1: technically the people who pulled me back into the killed
Speaker 1: the baby.
Speaker 5: Oh so we're going to even like so the time
Speaker 5: travel at that moment, if I'm.
Speaker 1: Sitting there, maybe I'm debating.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm like maybe I won't do this, that I would,
Speaker 3: and then you pulled me back and I'm like, oh you.
Speaker 1: Didn't even give me a chance. Argument. Argument.
Speaker 4: You guys are fucking asshole?
Speaker 1: Do you see argument? In fact? I hold on. In fact, you've.
Speaker 3: Actually because you've pulled me into the future and put
Speaker 3: this kind of on me, I might actually sue you
Speaker 3: for emotional damage and homicide quite frankly, because you kind
Speaker 3: of killed this child by pulling me forward before I've
Speaker 3: even made a decision.
Speaker 1: So that's where I would go at that moment. If
Speaker 1: they can control you going back and forth in time
Speaker 1: that it is like, make you not exhist Here's what's
Speaker 1: at that moment is like whatever.
Speaker 3: Dude, kind of a that's a wild lead to It's
Speaker 3: the weirdest.
Speaker 1: Here's what up, Chris.
Speaker 3: If you somehow had allegiance to Trump and you to favors,
Speaker 3: you would get you Your argument would work, of course,
Speaker 3: because is that like you see Eric Adams are like, oh,
Speaker 3: just you're you're free, You're you're good like Eric Adams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Eric Adams completely dead to rights. That's from the
Speaker 1: January sixth, right or no anything, dude, the mayor of
Speaker 1: New York. Oh god, okay, you got it. I know
Speaker 1: he was exactly my apologies.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, that's dude, you're from Okay at what time,
Speaker 3: but like it depends on.
Speaker 1: When we were there.
Speaker 5: I guess, well, I just mean like, you know, you know,
Speaker 5: keep up with like a little bit of what's going
Speaker 5: on around your you know.
Speaker 1: I don't unfortunately much so complete okay for fair to whatever.
Speaker 5: Well, still I feel like that's it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter we talk about it.
Speaker 3: I feel like we talked about it.
Speaker 5: Might have I didn't talk about We didn't talk Yeah,
Speaker 5: we didn't talk about what because it's just Bobby Hill.
Speaker 1: We might as well be you know, Bobby Hills. Actually
Speaker 1: I don't know any other Bobby Hills.
Speaker 3: There's definitely a Robert Robert Hills, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Bobby Hill in junior high. Yeah, did you really?
Speaker 3: Are you just sitting down now?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't know. To bring it back, actually,
Speaker 1: I don't want it. Was that the King of the
Speaker 1: Hill thing that you were tried? It was? It was
Speaker 1: pretty bad. I tried. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: are you show down down down?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, like He's like no, no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I'm trying. Baa lam bam ba. I think I did
Speaker 1: that exactly. I'm just terrible. Bam bam, bam, bam.
Speaker 3: Bam bam bam bad. This is quality.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just it's just Tank setting up a
Speaker 1: suicide hank like this, you picked me up.
Speaker 3: It's a time setting up that is amazing.
Speaker 1: Him setting old Lady.
Speaker 3: Bird that's in the middle like damn manam hanging and
Speaker 3: Lady Bird.
Speaker 1: Cut lead her down before she dies, and then see
Speaker 1: how strong this thing is. Ladybird still died. Lenny Bird,
Speaker 1: still bird. He took it before she completely died, but
Speaker 1: he got teleported back to the past holding Ladybird so
Speaker 1: it didn't die. Chris can understand it. Oh gosh, it
Speaker 1: would work.
Speaker 3: And then the very end, pampam, it's fucking Bobby Hill
Speaker 3: finding No, it's Bobby.
Speaker 1: It's Bobby kicking the chair from under him. It's Bobby Job.
Speaker 1: It's a real but it's like it's it's cartoon Bobby,
Speaker 1: but a real fat kids sad face fucking rizzler, like
Speaker 1: a photo realistic sad. He's always I love that. I
Speaker 1: love that he's canonically always doing it.
Speaker 5: It's just like like his dad glued his fucking hand
Speaker 5: to his face.
Speaker 1: Don't you move your hand. Sew he's so he sewed
Speaker 1: metal into his hands and it's sodder, beautiful fucking like
Speaker 1: welds sewing metal into his hands and face and then
Speaker 1: soldering the metal to the.
Speaker 3: Other's such an overcomplicated way of just why don't you
Speaker 3: just sew his hand? His face isn't ever seen his like? Family,
Speaker 3: like I thought he was the boom bo was just like,
Speaker 3: they don't. I was like, because they he looks nothing
Speaker 3: like him, right, adopted them, I think.
Speaker 1: At this point adopted that family.
Speaker 3: They're like this old guy dad, Daddy, Dad boom for dinner?
Speaker 1: Boom? Could I have a chocolate chip cookie for dinner?
Speaker 1: Dad rizzler? No, No, you should have vegetables. That's I
Speaker 1: can't give you a boom for that.
Speaker 3: He's like he's shopping for families, and then like the
Speaker 3: lady is like, what about this family? He goes, I
Speaker 3: think I might I think this might work.
Speaker 1: I I how did this happen? How did we get
Speaker 1: how did how did that become popular? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's kind of over. That's always been dumb. They keep research.
Speaker 1: They haven't heard about him in a while. They're one
Speaker 1: of those because they're lying in wait, they're gonna they're.
Speaker 3: Lying, and and they're lying in wait, yeah, they're they're
Speaker 3: they're gonna reservice because for some reason they survived the
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes like they kept coming back. Yeah, they did
Speaker 3: a fucking butt rock song that actually was kind of entertaining.
Speaker 3: I still can't believe that dude in our shirt ran
Speaker 3: into them at a costco that that, to me is
Speaker 3: so insane.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need I'm bewildered by that.
Speaker 5: I need at more Like boom tweet, I gotta remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a while back at this point, but.
Speaker 1: I need to share that on other places because it's
Speaker 1: just I just want to put a sword in my abdomen,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well on that note, well we'll go over to
Speaker 3: roach Dog Junior Roach Dog. Roach Dog just hate ice
Speaker 3: cube iced tea and vanilla ice. If you if you
Speaker 3: never had I really drew the short strong on that one.
Speaker 3: If you never had to piss or ship again, which
Speaker 3: would you choose? Also, the piss or ship gets teleported
Speaker 3: out of your body and you get to choose where
Speaker 3: it goes.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah, but that's I feel like that's too
Speaker 1: easy of a question. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it's easy too. I feel like I would
Speaker 3: never I would I wouldn't want to ship like who.
Speaker 1: Would who would choose the who would choose the former? Yeah,
Speaker 1: shitting is such a time. It's such a fucking thing.
Speaker 1: It sucks. It's like an event. It sucks. There is
Speaker 1: and it's grosser by a.
Speaker 3: Country fucking mile grosser. It's more time consuming.
Speaker 1: It it.
Speaker 3: Is wrong. It hurts way more often than being hurts. Ever,
Speaker 3: I don't I can't unless h I've never I've Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've had like a I sued to ride my bike
Speaker 3: a lot. I somehow got like a U t I
Speaker 3: oh really, I think just trauma. I don't know, you're
Speaker 3: riding a mold bicycle something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just don't be taking care of you dick.
Speaker 1: You did just let you get hurt. You be jumping
Speaker 1: over bumped on purpose. Yeah, miles a day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a little trauma on your Every time I
Speaker 3: see on the bike, I tug, I tug.
Speaker 1: Like there's just keeping his dick at maximum link that
Speaker 1: all times it hurts, just to stretch it out. Quick,
Speaker 1: give me a viagra quick quick. The idea that that's
Speaker 1: how that works is awesome. It's like quick, Well it's long,
Speaker 1: I will get more gains, like so stupid.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean the answer that his ship, like I
Speaker 5: would rather never sh like what I want to know,
Speaker 5: the fucking find being relaxing, Like it's like a really
Speaker 5: satisfying thing. Yeah, and it's very like especially for you
Speaker 5: just pull your pp out, just piss, yea shake a
Speaker 5: little bit. Of course there's still drip left over, and
Speaker 5: you're like, well, whatever I pissed.
Speaker 1: I put my whole pelvis inside the urinal piss and
Speaker 1: I do that in the morning. Then I laid down
Speaker 1: to the lazy to stand up so and then I
Speaker 1: just kind of like, you know, I wanted to do
Speaker 1: that at my house in New York, but I told
Speaker 1: my bathroom just wasn't big enough the one that was
Speaker 1: in my room. You actually, I want, but I would
Speaker 1: I would have had to put my knees on my sync,
Speaker 1: put my pelvis down into my head, dagging into the tour. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Somebody, uh comment to the ones that would choose to
Speaker 3: get rid of pissing and they would prefer to ship
Speaker 3: comment why because I really would like to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I don't think anybody on the comments of
Speaker 1: this episode. I want to.
Speaker 3: I want like if anybody wants, if anybody would choose that,
Speaker 3: I want an explanation.
Speaker 5: Time, and if you just say it because oh you
Speaker 5: like because like say I use my time to ship.
Speaker 5: I I I'm on the phone, I'm scrolling on stuff.
Speaker 5: If it's that, I'm like, well, you can't just sit
Speaker 5: down and do that. You don't have to ship. It's
Speaker 5: just a good time to do it. Because I am
Speaker 5: arrested at this toilet, like.
Speaker 3: You know, I have to be there is a good
Speaker 3: way to put it. It's an arresting experience.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I sometimes think about, like, oh, what if
Speaker 5: there's the big earthquake while I'm shitting, because it's never happened. Coincidentally,
Speaker 5: a big earthquake has never happened. It only happened one
Speaker 5: time when I was in my bed hot ash it
Speaker 5: in the summer, no clothes on, and then like fucking
Speaker 5: there's an earthquake going on, and my stepsister was like.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh shit. I was like, that
Speaker 3: was like the closest of me being compromised. But I've
Speaker 3: never been a ship because and then the apartment above
Speaker 3: you fell on. I think about that stuff all so bad.
Speaker 3: My fears that like like what if I just get flattened,
Speaker 3: which I guess would be ideal.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, just instantaneously.
Speaker 5: Die because I don't want to be like trapped or anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to be
Speaker 3: in like a nutty putty situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I would.
Speaker 3: I would force myself to die, Like I would figure
Speaker 3: out a way to just die.
Speaker 1: I would either die or I would gain power unmanageable
Speaker 1: to get myself to get out that famous he's just
Speaker 1: a whole day. There's a little give exactly. That wouldn't
Speaker 1: be I would just die. Yeah, I would associate hard enough,
Speaker 1: like you don't have to worry about that. You would
Speaker 1: get you would get it off of you, and then
Speaker 1: you would die immediately after. Like I would use so
Speaker 1: much power that would lift the mountain off myself and
Speaker 1: be like I always thought about.
Speaker 3: Those images of earthquakes or like the earth opens up
Speaker 3: underneath you as a fissure. Right, I'm just saying, like
Speaker 3: when that happens, like in earthquakes, when that like when
Speaker 3: the earth splits, Yeah, that sh it's scary.
Speaker 4: Yeah that happens over you, Like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I definitely help doom. I hope, yeah, I hope I.
Speaker 3: Never see anything like that, because that's if I see
Speaker 3: if I find myself in the beginning and I started
Speaker 3: falling all right.
Speaker 1: Time to I would try to go head first, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you can just get it over with. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: you just fall into fucking what is it center to yours?
Speaker 1: For this dinosaurs and s You're like, I hate this,
Speaker 1: at least I hate dinosaurs. Right before each wave, you
Speaker 1: wake up and you gotta deal with a King Kong
Speaker 1: situation or these fucking these fucking what fucking car sized
Speaker 1: fucking dragonflies trying to eat you and ship what are
Speaker 1: you talking like? I just wish I would die because
Speaker 1: you're back in the past. There's a fucking actual hollow earth.
Speaker 4: The amount of fucking per sentence and that was.
Speaker 1: Ship fucking I'm said thinking about that, I have to
Speaker 1: deal with a dinosaur. It is I got a outfight
Speaker 1: of a lot of raptor for what a banana? Like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: It's crazy? I'm actually trying to fucking stop cursing or not.
Speaker 1: He literally just failed.
Speaker 3: That's so great, that's so funny. Boom, that's fucking.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that. It's that shirt too,
Speaker 1: like they have.
Speaker 3: To zoom in you see fantastic, all right, this fucking
Speaker 3: guy scratching out himself like he's fucking famous, Like, nigga,
Speaker 3: what what is that?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: What do you what if he What if this.
Speaker 5: Guy that's wearing the shirt he is somebody like really famous?
Speaker 5: We don't know, because what else would you scratch out
Speaker 5: your face?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe it is weird. Yeah, I don't quite understand.
Speaker 1: That's what do people have to lose.
Speaker 3: Now, especially where I'm like, you could be outwardly racist, yes,
Speaker 3: So like I don't understand the people who like us spoke.
Speaker 1: About that, who there't never say anything about that. He's
Speaker 1: never saying about the whole.
Speaker 5: Salute no, no, because he knew He's like, I don't
Speaker 5: have to say anything, which is the telltale for us
Speaker 5: for people aren't completely retarded that like that was completely intentional,
Speaker 5: but giveaway to me.
Speaker 3: It's just all people trying to like do what he like.
Speaker 3: Because there was a guy who just said, for those
Speaker 3: of you who think it was it wasn't a big deal,
Speaker 3: go do it. And then a bunch of people did it.
Speaker 3: But they changed it, all of them who do it.
Speaker 3: They changed the way he did it because obviously the
Speaker 3: way he did it was obviously bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they like. It's that to me is implicit, like
Speaker 1: you know you they all like they all like.
Speaker 5: They're not fucking blind right, like they're they're trying to
Speaker 5: do that thing where it's like, don't believe you're lying eyes.
Speaker 5: It's like, shut the fuck up, dude, my eyes aren't
Speaker 5: fucking lying.
Speaker 3: If you put on SpongeBob on TV, even a retard,
Speaker 3: no SpongeBob is on TV, Like come on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I hate that.
Speaker 5: It's that like, I don't know how I keep seeing
Speaker 5: things that make it.
Speaker 1: Like work Bumba. That was a character.
Speaker 8: The kind of.
Speaker 3: Alright, so hot Salcer, mister hot Salcer, mister, he's a
Speaker 3: hellow dark cast.
Speaker 1: He said.
Speaker 3: Since this episode, since this podcast became the clip show,
Speaker 3: look up Pepe's Gay House by Stamper TV or just
Speaker 3: skip to the end of it.
Speaker 1: I've seen that before. We know the people that made it.
Speaker 1: Stamper I worked.
Speaker 3: Stamper was like one of the first Paul voices that
Speaker 3: I worked with. Pee Wee Herman's cyar Ard.
Speaker 1: For a while. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Something's up with him, I don't know, but he like
Speaker 3: one of my favorite things from him was fairy Wish
Speaker 3: Prince where like I don't know if you saw that
Speaker 3: where it's like it's like a face, it's like I'll
Speaker 3: grant your wishes or whatever, and some kid is it's
Speaker 3: like a whole it's like a whole bit up up
Speaker 3: to the end and then the and the end he
Speaker 3: goes like I want an Xbox and he goes, Edward,
Speaker 3: you're crazy, I can't afford an xbox, and then it
Speaker 3: just ends.
Speaker 1: But it's just like the animation of it and the
Speaker 1: fact that he just says the.
Speaker 9: Edwards says, it's like a hard r but it's like
Speaker 9: smooth ship. It is so fucking funny. That video cracks me.
Speaker 9: Have you looked Have you seen that video? I definitely
Speaker 9: fairy wish Prince look up fair.
Speaker 3: I wonder if it's still I wouldn't actually wouldn't be
Speaker 3: surprised if it was taken off completely because it's.
Speaker 1: I've a I want to show you guys, really because.
Speaker 5: Because it's it's very like I think we shouldn't start
Speaker 5: this clip thing, you know, like this guy was kind
Speaker 5: of like making a joke and then we're actually just
Speaker 5: doing it.
Speaker 3: Well, I you know, I try I try to at
Speaker 3: least make sure that like the title is there somebody
Speaker 3: people can look it up. This they need, I mean,
Speaker 3: look like it is. It's tedious fairy wish Prince.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that they took it off the
Speaker 1: they took it offline.
Speaker 3: I guess that's so interesting. They just have the audio.
Speaker 5: Look, I don't mind playing I don't mind playing clips
Speaker 5: as long as the audio is up to the fucking mic.
Speaker 5: That's where if it's the audience just needs to hear it, Like,
Speaker 5: that's the thing.
Speaker 3: Just put it up to the mic.
Speaker 4: What was that thing you did?
Speaker 1: By the way, I am I am count of course
Speaker 1: the show in the middle, in the middle of our show,
Speaker 1: I was wondering if any of you caught it all.
Speaker 3: I because I want because I go through the comments
Speaker 3: and like to look for like timestamps for like good
Speaker 3: clips and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, like I was go through the comments and I
Speaker 3: was like having the episode up, and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, it's just in the middle of either two
Speaker 3: ninety nine or eight, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Three hundred three. It was Lyle's. It was Lyle's episode.
Speaker 8: What.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So there's so this is why I did it.
Speaker 5: So first of all, so there's many there's two main
Speaker 5: reasons why I did so. I finally saw those Faratu
Speaker 5: on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we were supposed to watch a long time ago,
Speaker 5: and then we just fucking rented it. We're like, let's
Speaker 5: just make a night of it. And so now I'm
Speaker 5: obsessed with how count Orlock speaks. So I just he's
Speaker 5: just so, it's so good.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 5: Yeah Scars Guard, right, uh yeah, yeah, Bill very good,
Speaker 5: very good. And uh I Lyle said something in the
Speaker 5: episode that he was like, I didn't know exactly what
Speaker 5: he wanted cut out, like when he was talking about somebody, oh,
Speaker 5: and I was like, I don't know how to.
Speaker 1: Censor the name.
Speaker 5: Basically people would find out who's talking, Like, there was
Speaker 5: no way I can use it without It just didn't work,
Speaker 5: so I would I didn't know if it wanted to
Speaker 5: be left in or not. I decided to just cut
Speaker 5: that part out. But it made the transition made no
Speaker 5: sense what it just I was like, how do I
Speaker 5: do this? So I was like, well, since it makes
Speaker 5: no sense, I'll make it make even less sense by
Speaker 5: just putting in a random thing. And then so once
Speaker 5: that random things over, it doesn't matter what it jumps
Speaker 5: to right, so.
Speaker 3: I mean it makes sense, yeah, because I couldn't think
Speaker 3: because I was like, I was like, it can't transition smooth.
Speaker 1: It just can't do it.
Speaker 3: So in the middle of our episode, it just cuts
Speaker 3: to this this black and white still image of goes
Speaker 3: from the fucking original thirties from the thirties, and then
Speaker 3: it says like it's Derek.
Speaker 1: Going like, hello, I am count orloge.
Speaker 4: I just want to remind you that you're gay.
Speaker 1: That's gay.
Speaker 4: Cuts back like a different conversation.
Speaker 1: I was like watching, I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is I have? I laughed, Yeah, like one thing I
Speaker 1: want to show you, guys, just ignore all this we tried.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, beautiful, didn't you just put this in our
Speaker 5: I saw this, I saw this good stop stop, I
Speaker 5: saw this stop. I saw this stop.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's just that, it's just that it's just shitting,
Speaker 3: which it was funny the first time I saw it.
Speaker 3: I saw you posted on Twitter and I didn't even
Speaker 3: acknowledge it because I'm just like, this fucking apps.
Speaker 1: It's huge.
Speaker 3: Tron throwing the coin of the jukebox in the episode
Speaker 3: where he's cool instead of a cool song it's just
Speaker 3: audio of someone.
Speaker 5: Shitting someone who was clearly constipated.
Speaker 1: This guy is things is the funniest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: That is the most garbage content. It is like that
Speaker 1: is actually the bottom of the barrel type that somebody
Speaker 1: went into like premiere to do that, right.
Speaker 3: I mean, like I love the idea of somebody would
Speaker 3: be like I have an idea and they sit down
Speaker 3: at a workstation and get pumped something like that.
Speaker 1: That took That took them maybe like two minutes. But
Speaker 1: it's like, I guess the.
Speaker 5: Only question I have is that like a famous ship?
Speaker 5: Is that something that like.
Speaker 1: That's a that sounds like a wild shitting Like is.
Speaker 5: It like a very niche thing that this person found
Speaker 5: or was it like uh you know how like there's.
Speaker 1: That that uh that.
Speaker 3: Porn sound that the girl like, ah, you know like
Speaker 3: if you had stock organ, Yes, there's that like I
Speaker 3: have or like the two girls want cup music.
Speaker 4: How it's like yeah specific.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's like
Speaker 1: a specific ship. Yeah, I don't that's that's the only thing.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's homegrown it it feels homegrown.
Speaker 5: Well, that's kind of disturbing to me. But then it's like,
Speaker 5: I'm like, this is like fetish. It's like I took
Speaker 5: a wild ship one time. Let me see this next.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be pretty wild.
Speaker 3: I've never once thought I need to record.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what does that mean? Is it? Yes? It is?
Speaker 1: What does that mean that I just had like a brain blast?
Speaker 1: You know it was Tuesday?
Speaker 3: No, I just yeah, because I'm supposed to get a
Speaker 3: package day, hope it around.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my Sweeney shirt should be here, so I would.
Speaker 5: It would have been nice to have it already, but
Speaker 5: they hadn't showed up.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: And then because then I could just save me some
Speaker 5: advertisement time by speaking on the podcast whatever next time.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know what the fuck we were
Speaker 3: talking about, but like, I don't know very If you
Speaker 3: can find that video, watch it.
Speaker 1: It's sucking.
Speaker 3: It's the delivery is really great, his voice is awesome.
Speaker 3: But uh, the question he just suggested something?
Speaker 1: Is that? What that was? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah that was? And then Kingston pulled up a video
Speaker 4: of someone shipping.
Speaker 1: High quality.
Speaker 5: Yeah I'm not, I mean, I'm toilet humor is funny,
Speaker 5: but also sometimes I've is.
Speaker 1: The idea that that's where it leads.
Speaker 5: The first time you say it, Yeah, it's funny because
Speaker 5: I was absurd it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just but I don't need but.
Speaker 3: If someone explained it, if somebody was like, here's a
Speaker 3: ship joke and then that happened, I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: because I was.
Speaker 1: I was because the first it was actually funnier.
Speaker 3: Hearing it and what I thought it was initially, which
Speaker 3: was I thought it was just empty foly of the
Speaker 3: coin falling down the metal. Oh, and then I realized
Speaker 3: it was shitting it.
Speaker 4: It was kind of less funny, But like.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny someone recording that, and I think
Speaker 1: it's also funny the degree of how low effort it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's just simply the audio track out.
Speaker 5: It's just the the the the it's so the audio
Speaker 5: was so clear, it's so intentional.
Speaker 1: It makes me think it's like fetish. They were were
Speaker 1: trying to catch this. Yeah, because it's so it's so clear.
Speaker 5: We're like phone, it's not like you're just some dumbass
Speaker 5: where you had your hitting recorded your voice memo and
Speaker 5: shitting like that hit is.
Speaker 3: It's like he's a binaural microphone and Victoria, that's what
Speaker 3: it seems like it's fucking wild anyway.
Speaker 4: Sure, mclovin running says, Hello, two girls.
Speaker 1: And three cups. Wow, how interesting that that is? Weird?
Speaker 3: Actually fucking mega strange. I have a question for sween
Speaker 3: what inspired you to want to be a nurse? What
Speaker 3: inspired your grandmother to be a doctor? Have you had
Speaker 3: negative experience with doctors? There is a bunch of stuff
Speaker 3: like that, So I'll answer for him. So we don't
Speaker 3: want to be a nurse because he's uh, because he
Speaker 3: really doesn't value people being alive, and that's kind of
Speaker 3: the best position that he can be in to make
Speaker 3: sure that people don't survive. Is that's my interpretation of
Speaker 3: his interests.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I think he once told me when
Speaker 5: I actually I first met you in I think twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: Same and uh yeah, and that was a gay little giggle.
Speaker 1: Well I was.
Speaker 3: I was trying to compose myself that That's why that happened.
Speaker 3: It came out weird, like you know what that was though?
Speaker 1: You know what that was?
Speaker 3: You felt attacked, so you lacked out.
Speaker 1: I did lash out. That was that was me being mad.
Speaker 1: I was just stupid, dude. I was sorry.
Speaker 5: No, that was good because it completely derailed like whatever.
Speaker 5: Then I was gonna say. I was like, he's about
Speaker 5: to say something stupid. I gotta get him, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I don't remember what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I hate noticing when I last out. I notice I
Speaker 1: just lashed out it like I'm just upset and I'm
Speaker 1: attacking transparent.
Speaker 5: It worked, though, it was like really because like I
Speaker 5: I didn't even notice how I sounded, but then when
Speaker 5: you reminded me, I'm like that was a dumb giggle
Speaker 5: and then he.
Speaker 3: Immediately like I'm sorry, yeah, what do you actually have
Speaker 3: an answer?
Speaker 1: Though? Oh yeah. I wanted to become a nurse because
Speaker 1: of the fact that all people my family went into
Speaker 1: a medical fields. That's it. That's it, that's it, like bioscience.
Speaker 1: If I thought it was cool, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I might do it's nursing. It's a pretty easy relative
Speaker 1: to like most of the other nursing, most of the
Speaker 1: medical field.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna do radiology.
Speaker 5: And then I was like, eh, you just want to
Speaker 5: like see people's like ship, like is that what that is?
Speaker 1: What do you what do you mean?
Speaker 3: You just know?
Speaker 1: I like the word this sounds good.
Speaker 3: It was like suggested it wasn't something that I wanted
Speaker 3: to do. It's just something like this is a pretty
Speaker 3: solid career, Like it's like stable and and a good idea.
Speaker 3: I think I was like, yeah maybe, and I looked
Speaker 3: into it.
Speaker 1: I don't think it.
Speaker 3: I don't think I think it's like handling X rays
Speaker 3: and stuff. Basically, I don't know if it'ship oriented what
Speaker 3: somebody is a monster ship?
Speaker 5: You can see you can yeah, you can do some
Speaker 5: like CT stuff and like see all this.
Speaker 1: Ship having a fucking huge football size ship growing. Well,
Speaker 1: you're there's something wrong. They have ABS, but it's just ship.
Speaker 1: It's just cake. It's just it's it looks like ship.
Speaker 1: It looks like abs. It's like X like that is
Speaker 1: your call is about to explode. I have to cut
Speaker 1: you open right now.
Speaker 5: Literally, yeah, like you're it's gonna burst and then you're
Speaker 5: gonna go septic and die immediately.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that is. Some people though, like that
Speaker 1: they just only read me and then they're fucked. I
Speaker 1: think it's those people.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, Jordan Peterson. I look, I've never I've
Speaker 3: said I've said this before. I truly believe because for
Speaker 3: some reason Jordan Peterson has was I was the first
Speaker 3: YouTuber to talk to him, which is weird.
Speaker 1: It's so weird to me, that is strange.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had an interview he he reached well, his
Speaker 3: his white hated him to success. I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's arguable I helped that. It's fucking strange.
Speaker 3: We've had this weird relationship to where he even one
Speaker 3: time shouted me out in a fucking random interview. Blackman
Speaker 3: shared this whole like I just.
Speaker 8: Shared a shout out to this Negro friend.
Speaker 1: Like you imagine dark black man. This was before we
Speaker 1: dark black.
Speaker 5: He can't remember if he said that that would have
Speaker 5: I actually would have dark.
Speaker 3: But you had had a rebrand that black man is dark.
Speaker 1: Black man is great. It was. It was weird.
Speaker 5: He's even reached out When I got hacked, he personally
Speaker 5: reached out to me. Well, because I remember Microsoft took
Speaker 5: over Skype and then like everyone got hacked, he personally
Speaker 5: reached out too.
Speaker 1: That was a while ago. Well, I haven't talked to
Speaker 1: him recently.
Speaker 3: It was yeah, but that I guess that to me
Speaker 3: is this is like that seven years ago or something,
Speaker 3: but that feels long ago to me, like I guess,
Speaker 3: Like I in my head, I thought they acquired Skype
Speaker 3: in like twenty fucking twelve.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but I guess not.
Speaker 3: No, Like Skype was still working fine.
Speaker 5: It wasn't until like into oh making money on YouTube,
Speaker 5: and then Microsoft bought it and then it went to shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that must have been twenty sixteen, twenty seven.
Speaker 5: It was like seventeen something like that. They probably at
Speaker 5: least whenever they bought it. It didn't take that long
Speaker 5: for all, Like everything that just turned Russian on my ship.
Speaker 3: That feels as long ago today, Yeah, it did when
Speaker 3: it happened to me somehow, I mean, I guess I
Speaker 3: don't understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very confusing. But yeah, here's here's the thing.
Speaker 5: I feel like Jordan Peterson, for whatever reason, would keep
Speaker 5: up with me. I don't know why, and I and
Speaker 5: I and I normally never think I'm responsible for anything,
Speaker 5: except for in this situation to where I thought it
Speaker 5: was very interesting that after I made a video and
Speaker 5: it wasn't even a mean video about like why is
Speaker 5: he crying so much? And I and I theorized that
Speaker 5: it's because he only eats meat and his hormones are
Speaker 5: fucked and shortly after I released that video, he stopped
Speaker 5: crying all the time.
Speaker 3: Now people could say, well, it was probably because he
Speaker 3: was being made a fun of so much, But then
Speaker 3: I'm like, the timing still is really interesting because I
Speaker 3: made a video kind of late into being ridiculed. I
Speaker 3: just theorized that this guy keeping up with me, he
Speaker 3: might have seen the video and and stupid enough just
Speaker 3: didn't because I think he probably believed his daughter that
Speaker 3: because Chayl there's no way Mikhaela was not only eating
Speaker 3: meat because she looked good.
Speaker 5: She but she was selling like the Lion diet. She
Speaker 5: was like people, yeah, there's no shot she was eating.
Speaker 5: There's no fucking she wasn't. But her dad is kind
Speaker 5: of stupid. Like we used to think Jordan Peterson was smart,
Speaker 5: he's not. Unfortunately, he's smart in his psychology field and
Speaker 5: that's it. Outside of that, he's a fucking retard. So
Speaker 5: he's like meat, right, So he was only eating, and
Speaker 5: he was only eating meat, and he started getting really
Speaker 5: sick in his home, because it really does. If you
Speaker 5: don't have carbs and other things, it will fuck up
Speaker 5: your heart. Was he in a back to tank? Wasn't
Speaker 5: he in a vact tank like recovering.
Speaker 3: He was in a Russian vector tank and he was
Speaker 3: the problem is it wasn't even just that he was
Speaker 3: eating meat. He was he only livinged himself to animal
Speaker 3: like so he was eating beaks.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I don't know pig hoofs see, but that's
Speaker 5: the it's just like calcium.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: He was fucking himself up big time.
Speaker 3: He's like chewing you like a bag of chicken beaks
Speaker 3: and like there.
Speaker 1: Is sunflowers exactly spinning out. That was like crazy diet.
Speaker 1: He was on.
Speaker 3: His esophagus is torn to shreds. Yeah, so his voice
Speaker 3: is off. Fuck, that's what happened. That's exactly what happens.
Speaker 3: He didn't sound like that.
Speaker 1: He sounded like.
Speaker 3: Actually, like when I met him before he was popping,
Speaker 3: he sounded like, Hello, what's up, Jordan p I'm Jordan Peterson.
Speaker 1: I am Jordan Peterson.
Speaker 5: I am a clinical psychologist in the university of some
Speaker 5: stupid Canadian place.
Speaker 4: And then he started gargling chicken beaks and.
Speaker 8: Then green your room, clen, green your room, and you'll
Speaker 8: be successfully dumb like me.
Speaker 5: I remember the first time I like I was, I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, This guy sucks was when he released
Speaker 5: that book and he sent me a copy signed, and
Speaker 5: he was like, I want to interview you about this,
Speaker 5: and I started reading.
Speaker 1: I was like, this fucking sucks.
Speaker 3: It sucks so bad that like I avoided him because
Speaker 3: I was like I didn't want to be I didn't
Speaker 3: hate him yet, but like you.
Speaker 1: Didn't you It was it's like you were trying to
Speaker 1: be nice. Yeah, you didn't want What do I say?
Speaker 3: You're going to interview I'm like, bro, you're it's it's
Speaker 3: fine for people who were retarded.
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 3: It's this is a great book for people who have
Speaker 3: never read anything. The first chapter is like cleaning your room.
Speaker 1: It's what it's like in an ontological sense. Cleaning is.
Speaker 8: The gateway to the soul.
Speaker 1: You have to copy your your dragons by folding your sheets,
Speaker 1: or some ship fold your.
Speaker 8: Sheets to fold your problems away.
Speaker 1: This is what page that's somehow a video of him screaming,
Speaker 1: and it's like.
Speaker 3: Image is reading like six chapters of like how to
Speaker 3: clean your Room, and then it's just this is the
Speaker 3: flag and.
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh god, I want that book. That would
Speaker 1: pay for that.
Speaker 5: Book I would have bought Screaming Book.
Speaker 3: It's like I think of the back from batteries for
Speaker 3: double as to power my cry like my tears.
Speaker 1: I would have I would have won hundred percent interviewed
Speaker 1: and be like, this is a work of art that
Speaker 1: actually it's it's a brilliant idea. Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: It is kind of it's uh, it's innovative. I've never
Speaker 5: seen a book do anything like that before.
Speaker 3: That's like House of Leaves or something. Boo, that's that's Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: he just did what everybody else did, like Russell Brand
Speaker 3: pretending to pray on stage and ship like if.
Speaker 1: You've ever felt the loving cork of what a fucking loser?
Speaker 1: I can't, what the fuck? Man? I just something about
Speaker 1: a British Christian feels wrong.
Speaker 3: I know that that's like that like historically weird, but
Speaker 3: like something about it, I guess because I associated more
Speaker 3: with like I guess like the South.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, like the love of Jesus is flowing
Speaker 1: through me.
Speaker 3: It's fucking weird, man.
Speaker 1: I just hate that, like.
Speaker 5: Where they the turncoat, they turn coat at this pivotal moment,
Speaker 5: all of them when some type of weird allegations of
Speaker 5: them being fucking pervert happened, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: now they're religious and conservative.
Speaker 1: Russell Brand, it's all of them. It wasn't right, okay,
Speaker 1: it was. It was.
Speaker 5: By a sex that's crazy. I've never heard that before.
Speaker 5: That's kind of brilliant for a rapist, Dona.
Speaker 1: It was simply one sided, right, it's not that bad
Speaker 1: of paper at all. And it's like it's not even
Speaker 1: a little bit. It's almost exactly the opposite.
Speaker 5: Bro, you can say shit like that and it will
Speaker 5: trick people. Yeah, it was like fucking did you see
Speaker 5: jd Vance being like he tried to say elon Musk
Speaker 5: interfering and saying all this wild ship is equivalent to
Speaker 5: like Gretaitumberg.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, equivalent exactly.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, like, but a stupid moron probably heard that.
Speaker 3: We're like, yeah, you have to be a barely sentient
Speaker 3: rhinoceros and to believe that like I would, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I think a rhinoceros would score higher on an s
Speaker 3: A t yeh then the average piece of shit, because
Speaker 3: the rinosters would be smart enough to understand it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do this and run away
Speaker 1: into a fucking wall and then it hits a wall
Speaker 1: and breaks through it, and it's like, woll it.
Speaker 4: That's one hundred percent of the rhinoceros SATs.
Speaker 1: That's all they that's all.
Speaker 8: They have to do.
Speaker 5: That's not wow that that was the smart thing to do.
Speaker 5: It's a smart thing to do if the rhinosceters did
Speaker 5: what it should do.
Speaker 3: More, I's gonna sit and try to take the s
Speaker 3: a ts like it has a chance of cu You.
Speaker 1: Ever seen a Japanese not Japanese and Asian rhinoceros? Are
Speaker 1: those real? And the black ones? Did they have armor
Speaker 1: on a black Yeah? Pull on on.
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine that. I can't imagine what the
Speaker 3: difference is. It's probably probably a dijmon dude, Yeah, the
Speaker 3: digimon based off of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that how you know about it? I think
Speaker 1: you know? I saw them at the zoo when I
Speaker 1: went to Really they have the Asian rhinosters of the
Speaker 1: zoo in San Diego? Yeah? Why am I here? Why
Speaker 1: am I not in Asia? Help whatever they do? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Are they as different as like possums are between like
Speaker 3: here in Australia? Are they like pretty similar. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: possums different different colors, Like possums in Australia are actually
Speaker 3: kind of cute and hear their sucking demons.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me, let me bring something up. Am
Speaker 1: I am I retarded? Or are they they have armor?
Speaker 1: Looks like right now it looks like the great ones,
Speaker 1: just the other ones. They are smoother. That was a
Speaker 1: a rynocerous. I thought that was It was definitely a rhinoceros.
Speaker 1: Still like what I thought you said there was like
Speaker 1: black There aren't black ones. I'm looking up right now anyway,
Speaker 1: dig digital monsters, What are you gonna say? I don't remember.
Speaker 3: That ship like like an image of our rightnosers being
Speaker 3: like the way the big people forget things.
Speaker 1: Well, I was expecting something different, and it looks why
Speaker 1: Russell Rain got caught.
Speaker 3: He was like, I forgot to shower the rhinoceros and
Speaker 3: she remembered everything.
Speaker 1: Well, damn everything came black to I have a go
Speaker 1: to rape, right. I put a rhinoceros in her Champagne
Speaker 1: shouldn't even know. I took her.
Speaker 6: Whole glass rights sticking out of her class like the
Speaker 6: right going.
Speaker 1: It's going crazy. She'sus casually sippiate grinding on Rick Roder, this.
Speaker 3: Tastes funny, stupid idea. You said, let me bring this up,
Speaker 3: am I retarded?
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh possum, Oh possum. Uh huh oh possum.
Speaker 1: Is that a possum? That's something different? I gotta be
Speaker 1: honest with are just no, what is it?
Speaker 3: Because if you look at it, isn't isn't it o possum?
Speaker 1: I think it. Possums are what they are. I think,
Speaker 1: what is that? Look at it? What is that you're saying?
Speaker 8: What is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, I don't know what the difference is.
Speaker 1: Like I thought, like maybe possum was just like like
Speaker 1: a shorthand. That's what I thought. But let me look
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 3: Where where's the black?
Speaker 1: I think some of them are darker? I saw black ones.
Speaker 1: I guess these are called black rhinos.
Speaker 5: Oh, because they're just a different it's black in the
Speaker 5: sense of like calling us black, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, it's not a black and black nigga. The ones
Speaker 1: I saw at the zoo, the ones that'sa at the
Speaker 1: zoo were actually way darker colored. Interesting. They look really cool.
Speaker 1: They have like ribbits on their skin, like it looks
Speaker 1: like actual armor. That cool man.
Speaker 5: I gotta say this, man, you've been podcasting for half
Speaker 5: a decade.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I'm the Asian guy the
Speaker 1: Talk interrogation. He was like, I'm from Singapore. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but he was like, oh yeah, I'm freaking are you
Speaker 1: what Chinese communist sir? I'm from Singapore? What the hell
Speaker 1: is that? That was actual racism. That was like actual
Speaker 1: for real racism. It was like that was like, I'm Singaporean.
Speaker 1: I'm not that's maybe of Chinese descent, but I'm from Singapore.
Speaker 1: Like he needs to like say to this retard, I
Speaker 1: don't think you understand what I'm saying when I saying
Speaker 1: I'm Singapore. That is a different country that he's like,
Speaker 1: he'd probably be like, oh because he probably Singapore to him,
Speaker 1: to that guy asking probably.
Speaker 5: Singapore China and he's like, I'm from Singapore, probably thinking
Speaker 5: it's like Hong Kong, Singapore, guitar hero, you sing.
Speaker 1: Is that a poor song? I don't care Singapore, you Singapore.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I don't give a lady, Lady,
Speaker 1: he is suited in the wrong show. Look at that.
Speaker 3: Just so we can have some educational value poss Yeah,
Speaker 3: so apparently o possums are here. So they're like the
Speaker 3: North and South American like the gross ones, and then
Speaker 3: normal possums with no oh, those are the Australian ones.
Speaker 1: The Australian which are brown ones right there.
Speaker 4: They're more like, uh, yeah, they look they look like
Speaker 4: they're chill and.
Speaker 1: We just all calm pops. Okay, Look at how much
Speaker 1: cuter they are. That's crazy. It is crazy. That is
Speaker 1: a radical level of cuteness difference. Do possums even do
Speaker 1: possums like when you without seeing their mouths, don't they
Speaker 1: look kind of cute though? Yeah? If if they're not,
Speaker 1: it's the white head, black body thing and it doesn't
Speaker 1: look like that's the thing that kind.
Speaker 4: Of okay, Like without the mouths of rodents, I think
Speaker 4: I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: The egles look scary. Have you ever seen one up close?
Speaker 1: They look terrible. The size is the only thing that gets.
Speaker 3: The mouth really, it's their eyes. They look so like
Speaker 3: the mouth really sucks them up. I think, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: when I look at that that look was like fucking
Speaker 3: screwge or something like, yeah, he looks stupid and these
Speaker 3: look violent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like it's the white face man. I killed the
Speaker 5: fun I don't want an accident.
Speaker 1: I ran it over. I killed them.
Speaker 5: I had my fucking Forward Explorer. I'm driving home talking
Speaker 5: to this broad like blah, and all of a sudden
Speaker 5: and she was sucking as a driving. She's like I
Speaker 5: started her because I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: She was like, what the funk?
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, I just saw it committed suicide.
Speaker 5: It fucking leaped out into my It wanted to die.
Speaker 5: I think the lights scared them so they reacted. That's
Speaker 5: all animals. I can't see color. That light scares them
Speaker 5: so they.
Speaker 1: React and it towards it, I guess because and then
Speaker 1: trying to trying to fight these of the lord jump
Speaker 1: towards Is that what's happening? I ran over a deer.
Speaker 1: We hit a deer after dey.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I do remember. Yeah, it's not the person.
Speaker 3: I'll turn the person that would that relates the destiny.
Speaker 1: Deer was crazy. I ran over it. Wait I didn't
Speaker 1: where were you? Okay, all right, you weren't here yet.
Speaker 1: Deny was the twenty fourteen right, Yeah, wow, wow, isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ten years eleven eleven yeah, until ten years old. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, that's fucking. That's fucking. It doesn't feel like
Speaker 1: retro now, yeah, it kind of is. It's still chugging.
Speaker 1: They just haven't decided to end it yet because I'm
Speaker 1: making so much money off of it. I thought I
Speaker 1: played it yesterday. Actually I thought the final shape or
Speaker 1: whatever was it. No, that was the end of the
Speaker 1: Light and Darkness saga thing. It was end of the
Speaker 1: Light and dark Side. I think it's over personally, like
Speaker 1: I think I think it should be. They're gonna be
Speaker 1: winding it down. I think because Marathon's next. I just
Speaker 1: I couldn't.
Speaker 5: It passed me by yea, even though like I'm into
Speaker 5: like sci fi like a lot, it just passed me up.
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 3: I will say it was an effort to stay in
Speaker 3: that time, you know, because it was just like how
Speaker 3: long is this going to go on?
Speaker 1: For that? And like it was like a slog for
Speaker 1: a lot of it.
Speaker 3: You know. It was like I would say that their
Speaker 3: output was pretty good, but like an expansion every year,
Speaker 3: like some.
Speaker 1: Of those are just not going to be good expansions.
Speaker 3: I would say, like if you compare and I brought
Speaker 3: this up on a sacred I think, many many episodes
Speaker 3: ago now. But like, if you compare like the ten
Speaker 3: years of them doing Halo and the ten years of
Speaker 3: them doing Destiny, like every two to three years, putting
Speaker 3: out a banger is kind of what they did both times.
Speaker 3: The only difference is Halo didn't have one every year, So, like,
Speaker 3: you know, but like there's at least like as many
Speaker 3: good expansions to Destiny as.
Speaker 1: There are good Hale. I'd argue more. Probably, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I know you more, but I think Destiny is a
Speaker 1: whole story.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Halo is like a Halo is a story, but it's
Speaker 1: more like a moment to moment thing. Opposed, Destiny is
Speaker 1: like a fucking huge It's like a TV show, literally, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was just like it would be a cool
Speaker 1: TV show to see Destiny. I would jump in, and I'd.
Speaker 3: Be like, there are seasons of the show that I've
Speaker 3: missed and I don't know who. I don't know who
Speaker 3: that is. I'll have to go watch fucking bife some
Speaker 3: YouTuber to get filled in. I'm excited that it's over personally,
Speaker 3: like I got what I needed, I'm done with it.
Speaker 1: But I did it. I'm happy. Let's uh, let's rounding
Speaker 1: things out with this last one. Yeah, the King. You'll
Speaker 1: never ask questions.
Speaker 5: It's just happened as a port. We thought he was
Speaker 5: dead for a while, but yeah, yeah he might still be.
Speaker 5: He's well, he did well. Yeah, he probably actually died
Speaker 5: this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we never know. We met him, and I mad
Speaker 1: be really happy to meeting him a person. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he was like the first one in line or
Speaker 1: something I gave. I was like, can I hug you?
Speaker 5: How insane is that that he was probably the first
Speaker 5: patron since he's like the because I think the list
Speaker 5: is by uh chronologically who was there the longest?
Speaker 1: It makes sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and because I actually when I read the names
Speaker 5: for three hundred, somebody asked that question and I was like,
Speaker 5: I have no fucking idea, but I saw like on
Speaker 5: the last page, if you look at it, it shows
Speaker 5: some information and one of the columns it said, uh,
Speaker 5: like January or whenever we started the patreon. I think
Speaker 5: that was the same bud we started, So I think
Speaker 5: he was the first one. I was like, this Nigga
Speaker 5: is a real one, as as real as it gets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, he's better than everybody else
Speaker 1: there all right.
Speaker 4: Uh the slob cock gab gallab cock.
Speaker 1: Oh you're right, I'm the.
Speaker 3: He says, how do you deal with loud neighbors.
Speaker 1: In paper thin walls? Don't be on hispanics.
Speaker 4: Queer Mo says Buckshot in response, goddamn.
Speaker 1: Put it up to your wall. You just listen for
Speaker 1: the foot steps under on a lower level.
Speaker 8: There you are.
Speaker 1: That is great. You imagine having your legs blown off
Speaker 1: while you're in your kitchen dam from below. That's insane.
Speaker 3: That sucks.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Scream two or three? I think
Speaker 1: with the black guys, like at the fucking he hears
Speaker 1: somebody like masturbating at the fucking the bathroom. He's like,
Speaker 1: what's going on here? And then fucking ghost face stabs
Speaker 1: him through. Oh yeah, that's that's one of the early ones. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: that's definitely probably the first one. Actually, that's not one,
Speaker 1: it's definitely. Are you sure because you know black people
Speaker 1: in the first one.
Speaker 5: Well, the only reason I say that is because the
Speaker 5: first scary movie is based off of one, isn't it,
Speaker 5: Because like that happens to uh Ray Ray It gets
Speaker 5: a dick shoved through his fucking ears in the first
Speaker 5: one he does, yeah, I'm pretty sure the first so
Speaker 5: like there's I mean maybe maybe I just I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1: There like a glory so there's like a little gloryhole.
Speaker 5: They're in the movie theater and he and then he's
Speaker 5: like what the and then a dick tickles his ear
Speaker 5: and then he and then it goes through and he's
Speaker 5: just like, well, of course he doesn't die.
Speaker 1: He's fine. He's just literally mind raped movie.
Speaker 5: But he's so stupid, so especially he's doing all this
Speaker 5: gay ship the entire time, and at the very end,
Speaker 5: like those guys like, oh, we're gay together, and he's like, no,
Speaker 5: I'm not. And then it's like, wait, we went to
Speaker 5: San Francisco. I want to go shopping. And then he's
Speaker 5: like you took me to that gay club. He's like
Speaker 5: they they play hot music or whatever. And then he's
Speaker 5: like you made love to me. And then the guy
Speaker 5: Ray was like, well hold on, you sucked my dick.
Speaker 5: And then he's like it was such a stupid, so dumb, great,
Speaker 5: such a funny that was.
Speaker 1: That movie is great.
Speaker 3: I Love.
Speaker 5: Is actually one with the potato hand right, yes, that
Speaker 5: that dude number three is actually pretty good. It's actually
Speaker 5: was written by the Waynes and then stolen. They stole
Speaker 5: their script. Yeah, Marlin went on SHA's podcast they stole.
Speaker 3: They talked about it how like there was written and
Speaker 3: it made sense why it was still a funny ass
Speaker 3: movie with Kevin Hard and stuff.
Speaker 1: And then that guy did the he was doing the
Speaker 1: eminem ship like I'm a white boy? What is it is? Red?
Speaker 1: I'm a white boy? Is read?
Speaker 5: I put a miracle whip on my wonder did they
Speaker 5: had the claim it's just so elongated, We're the hood.
Speaker 1: So stupid. I love I do that era of comedy
Speaker 1: was so fucking funny. That was fun.
Speaker 5: I think they're gonna do a new one and I
Speaker 5: there the Waynes have the rights, I guess again.
Speaker 1: But you gotta gotta you gotta go hard. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: First of all, Uh, Marlin's really not young anymore, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of jarring noticing how he's like actually an
Speaker 1: old man. Now what is he like for you? That
Speaker 1: he was beefing with the Soldier Boy.
Speaker 5: Soldier Boy is like like a lot Unfortunately, there's a
Speaker 5: lot of you know, stupid ass, dumb motherfuckers that are
Speaker 5: just transphobed because they've just been told to be.
Speaker 8: And so.
Speaker 1: He's he's crazy making fake video games. Yes, he hawked
Speaker 1: Chinese consoles. Yeah, you know what's crazy. Soldier Boy is
Speaker 1: the reason for YouTube becoming the way it is. Isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy? Quite literally, like one of the first viral
Speaker 1: people ever that really used YouTube to promote themselves with
Speaker 1: Soldier Boy.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm like, oh six, Like the Superman song came
Speaker 3: out till like a couple of years.
Speaker 1: After now, I was six five O six? Look it up.
Speaker 3: It definitely wasn't oh five. I know that for sure
Speaker 3: that that came I was in. I graduated. I graduated
Speaker 3: in six high school. I think it was seven, or
Speaker 3: I think it was seven. It might have been oh sick,
Speaker 3: I think it was seven.
Speaker 1: I think seven.
Speaker 5: I was look it up because it probably it was
Speaker 5: definitely post high school.
Speaker 1: I wasn't in.
Speaker 3: It didn't come out while I was in high school.
Speaker 3: I remember, and if it did, then I just I'm
Speaker 3: just misremembered.
Speaker 1: I remember in high school, but specifically not junior high
Speaker 1: So like that sounds like than seven Superman that, but
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that though, Like to me, he
Speaker 3: was about him seven. It felt it.
Speaker 1: Felt more like that the one thing was the first,
Speaker 1: like viral song.
Speaker 5: He was the first ditch. He was the first guy
Speaker 5: that he was like how Dank Cook was for comedy. Yes,
Speaker 5: like Dang Cook was like digital comedy guy blew up
Speaker 5: on my Space and took it to a different levels
Speaker 5: that everyone's like, shit, I gotta get online now. And
Speaker 5: then Soldier Boy had his digital sales were fucking insane,
Speaker 5: and then like nobody's seen anything like that now they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: cell phone sales, what do you call when the people
Speaker 5: we used to buy your tone ytail ring tones like
Speaker 5: that shit?
Speaker 1: He made me live looking through that. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it feels like it. I don't know. I still feel
Speaker 1: like I'm like a fucking twenty year old. My brains
Speaker 1: was like, I'm like, oh my god, it wasn't that
Speaker 1: longer than you think about. It's like, yo, that was
Speaker 1: a long It was when I was twenty. That was
Speaker 1: a while ago. Bro.
Speaker 5: I was just thinking about, like, because we hit three hundred,
Speaker 5: but I had episode three hundred and like it took
Speaker 5: five years, and uh, I was thinking about, like, oh shit,
Speaker 5: how old are we?
Speaker 1: When we started? I was like, okay, So I started
Speaker 1: this when I was thirty two.
Speaker 5: I was twenty five, and so I'm like, crazy, that's
Speaker 5: fucking nuts, right, You're gonna be thirty two this year.
Speaker 5: It feels fucking weird in my thirties and I was
Speaker 5: just fucking crazy to think about seven next month for
Speaker 5: every thirty seven day. You're late thirties, you're gonna start
Speaker 5: graying soon.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I have a little bit. There's a couple that's visible.
Speaker 1: Is it a visible patch?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's not a patch. It's just strands, a
Speaker 5: couple of strands. It's like you but because I but
Speaker 5: I didn't have that before. So that's like real age.
Speaker 1: I got this shit forever. Yeah, like you saw peppers,
Speaker 1: I was like nineteen. Yeah, but it hasn't gotten anymore.
Speaker 1: I think it hasn't really grown genetically. That's just you.
Speaker 1: But it's not I'm distressed and losing my mind, and
Speaker 1: I've been able to mentalize my stress, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: just enough, there you go. There. It's just that it's
Speaker 1: Lily's starting to get her grades, doing to get her
Speaker 1: Latino grades right here. She she's twenty nine, but her
Speaker 1: mom has grace too. Oh so she has just a
Speaker 1: genetic sucks for like a woman. Man, I think it
Speaker 1: looks fine on her. Man, I think it looks fine
Speaker 1: for you, But you're.
Speaker 5: Also that's you're her mate. Like I'm just saying on
Speaker 5: the outside, the way that people look at women when
Speaker 5: they have gray hairs, they think like they're crazy. It's
Speaker 5: just like that's just how it is, even are I
Speaker 5: mean most women are Most women are crazy, isn't.
Speaker 1: There you know?
Speaker 5: I always thought that like old men that dye their
Speaker 5: hair looks stupid. But what I realize is they use
Speaker 5: shitty products. Because when I see like an old somebody
Speaker 5: who goes to an actual salon and they die like properly,
Speaker 5: how women spend like one hundreds of dollars like it
Speaker 5: actually looks good.
Speaker 3: Well, the issue too is that like a lot of them,
Speaker 3: just like I want printer ink black hair.
Speaker 1: That's the thing they use.
Speaker 5: They go to Walmart and get like some shitty cartridge
Speaker 5: and then it's just it's something.
Speaker 3: The same thing with hair transplants that people would do.
Speaker 3: It's it's like it's not about like brother, like you
Speaker 3: can't just give yourself a ten year old's hairline at
Speaker 3: like forty it doesn't look even if even if it
Speaker 3: looks good, it looks wrong because it's not supposed to be.
Speaker 3: Joe McHale did a good job. He did it is
Speaker 3: because like he's got a hair he was clearly bald.
Speaker 4: Basically he was gone, he was over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he did it.
Speaker 3: But he gave himself like a normal, fucking like adult hairline.
Speaker 3: I was like, that looks good.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy to me that up a lot
Speaker 1: people give himselves Marcus Phoenix airlines. I did saying for
Speaker 1: me because my hairline was worse when I was younger.
Speaker 1: What are you saying? Oh, it was like further up
Speaker 1: when I was younger.
Speaker 4: That could be possible.
Speaker 1: You want to see the picture. I've never had a
Speaker 1: photo of it. My hairline was further I think my
Speaker 1: barber just nicked it back farther.
Speaker 3: That means your job pushed your head further up.
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? I doesn't even mean
Speaker 1: look when I was little, my hairline was further back.
Speaker 3: Or something's gonna show us a picture of a different
Speaker 3: black kid.
Speaker 1: Yes, by the way, look how far my hairline is
Speaker 1: back in this picture? It does look further back, and sure,
Speaker 1: but was that the barber.
Speaker 3: I think the barber must have just been like somehow
Speaker 3: the barber fucked up and then lined you up like
Speaker 3: way back there, because that's like my.
Speaker 1: Head, my lineup Like I don't know why I hairline
Speaker 1: was so far back. I thought I had a bad
Speaker 1: hairline for years. Yeah, like I saw.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize that if he did Signifier, he just
Speaker 5: made a video and he talked that his hairline has
Speaker 5: always been like that, and he like it's it. He
Speaker 5: showed a picture when he was younger and his hairline
Speaker 5: was just always back like he just always had that.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's not a big deal at all,
Speaker 1: but it's for me. For me, it was like, I
Speaker 1: guess I just have a bad hairline. That's why I
Speaker 1: never really did my hair. My hair is fucked already whatever.
Speaker 1: And then I come to find out my line was
Speaker 1: a regular hairline, and this motherfuckers were just like, you know,
Speaker 1: it'd be funny.
Speaker 3: Well you have a regular you have a cartoon hairline.
Speaker 3: I do you have a Marcus Phanix hairline? Kind of
Speaker 3: almost not exactly.
Speaker 1: I have a particularly small forehead, yeah yeah, at least
Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, I have a particularly tiny one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought my hairline was like back here,
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna do that eventually. One day I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna come here and my hairline is gonna be shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up.
Speaker 3: I hate when he does this because he's just not
Speaker 3: gonna do I would do.
Speaker 1: That, you wouldn't shut the fuck up. I think that's funny.
Speaker 1: How many years? Yeah, five years. We've been doing this
Speaker 1: show longer than a lot of Team never and not once. Right,
Speaker 1: you don't see, just do it.
Speaker 4: We won't do it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to do it to it. We're gonna
Speaker 3: you know what, we're gonna roof for you. If you
Speaker 3: said it in person, it's not good. It's not it's
Speaker 3: we're not legally accountable. Yeah, yeah, that's how that works.
Speaker 1: It does. Let's read these names so you can out
Speaker 1: of here. Man.
Speaker 4: We never even answered. So the paper than walls, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 4: Have we lived in an apartment with papers and walls?
Speaker 1: No, I don't really remember.
Speaker 3: I don't think we've we've kind of been blessed in
Speaker 3: that regard. Yeah, I guess one's pretty pretty okay.
Speaker 1: I've never had loud neighbor. I thought we've alwas been
Speaker 1: the louder so once.
Speaker 3: We've been a loud neighbors. Yeah, we've been the people
Speaker 3: getting yelled at. Oh interesting, we do remember we got
Speaker 3: that noise when we weren't even home. That was say, yeah,
Speaker 3: they just assumed.
Speaker 1: It was us. Yea, like it's been pretty loud a
Speaker 1: little bit and we were like we all just got
Speaker 1: back here.
Speaker 3: My honest feeling on that is like if you if
Speaker 3: I ever get a noise complaint to me, it's just like,
Speaker 3: all right, well.
Speaker 4: Fix the walls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sound reinforce them, bitch.
Speaker 4: If that's it, because it's not. It's really not my problem.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, I'm not gonna not like say, I
Speaker 5: understand the like oh ten to eleven o'clock curfew thing
Speaker 5: of shut the fuck up, like quiet down.
Speaker 1: I understand that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like during the day, no, it's I'm personally
Speaker 3: not loud. I don't need anything loud.
Speaker 5: But even there's people like some people are there's a
Speaker 5: couple of musicians I live in my thing, and during
Speaker 5: the day, like I hear the loud ass bass and
Speaker 5: I'm like whatever, I usually have headphones on them when
Speaker 5: I'm doing it, so it doesn't bother me. But like,
Speaker 5: I know there's some people that are probably really upset,
Speaker 5: but I'm also like, well, it's not the weekend, it's
Speaker 5: not early in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's people are prey. I'm fine. I'm from NYC. Man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's allowed all. That's kind of thing for me where
Speaker 1: it's like I just I don't mind it. It's kind
Speaker 1: of just tune it out.
Speaker 3: I've never minded it's life. It's like the city unless
Speaker 3: it's people jackhammering, like right outside your window. That's kind
Speaker 3: of impossible structure, and it's just like that's.
Speaker 1: Even that I don't care. Yea until used to it.
Speaker 1: Destruction that bothers me.
Speaker 3: But like if people are just loud and like screaming
Speaker 3: and like playing music like that genuinely doesn't bother me
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 4: I actually go to sleep better to that ship like.
Speaker 1: Car alarms, people fucking arguing on the street, Like I'm
Speaker 1: used to that ship. I don't like it. I don't like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not. Like my cousin Vinnie was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: need a fucking race ride out my fucking window for
Speaker 1: me to go to bed race. But like I it
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me, you know, because that's that reminds me
Speaker 1: of there's there's life, you know, the things happen. It's
Speaker 1: the plavilege of growing up in a city that we
Speaker 1: can sleep better. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh so so I went to uh, I went to
Speaker 3: a thing recently. It was a like a uh like
Speaker 3: a movie night and uh with some some content people
Speaker 3: and and we watched Rush Hour. Yeah, brother, I forgot
Speaker 3: a lot about that movie. Chris Tucker's just a racist
Speaker 3: the whole extremely racist, like extremely like like the entire everything.
Speaker 5: He says, Yeah, mister Rice and Roney this like, yeah,
Speaker 5: mister I watched them recently, all three of them, and
Speaker 5: even when they came back for the third one because
Speaker 5: it was years later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's way less though, it's way less.
Speaker 5: He even looking immediately fat phobic, says that she composed
Speaker 5: over these two girls. And he's saying all this horrible ship.
Speaker 5: It's non stop. It's he his character is think he
Speaker 5: puts a bit it's racist as his role is he's
Speaker 5: a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: That's his role. Yeah, but I love it's a description
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: It says a wise cracking cop. Yeah, and it's just like, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if it's wise cracking so much it's just
Speaker 3: like genuinely racist. Some of the ideas, Like the original
Speaker 3: pitch for the movie was like, let's get this racist
Speaker 3: cop and uh, this this Chinese guy to do cop stuff.
Speaker 1: And they were like should we.
Speaker 3: Should we change racist to like maybe like something else
Speaker 3: And somebody goes like, but whyse crag Yeah, like you
Speaker 3: wise guys, cracking wise, cracking wise, like the whole And
Speaker 3: I love how how many times in that first movie
Speaker 3: they just pull guns immediately. It's like the first thing
Speaker 3: that everybody does is pull a gun every scene.
Speaker 1: Have you met cops?
Speaker 3: It's it's even hilarious by that standard, Like it is
Speaker 3: I'm not even joey, Like they pull guns when they
Speaker 3: walk into like a fucking CBS. It looks ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Well, it makes me mad in that uh when because
Speaker 5: Chris Tucker is opening scene is he's undercover.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it pisses me.
Speaker 5: That scene pisses me off so much because at that
Speaker 5: point when those other cops show up, it's over. Just
Speaker 5: say I'm elie, it's over, like it's it's already it's
Speaker 5: already compromised. So the fact that he's just being like
Speaker 5: go away, like as if that's gonna do any thing.
Speaker 5: It is a really it's so frustrated to me. That's like, Bro,
Speaker 5: the jig's up. You're lapd fucking that guy. Who cares
Speaker 5: if he knows you already have him, He already showed
Speaker 5: you the C four.
Speaker 1: It's over.
Speaker 3: There's literally nothing else to do other than just arresting him.
Speaker 3: The movie's really stupid. It's a dumb movie. It's like, really,
Speaker 3: they didn't shoot the Sea four to blow it up?
Speaker 3: And I was like, that's not how that.
Speaker 1: He's shooting the fucking the car.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, you wanted to arrest the guy, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: so what do you Why are you shooting the car
Speaker 3: to blow this dude up?
Speaker 1: Why did you just kill him with you first?
Speaker 3: Presumably if that much four exploded, he'd be gone. That's
Speaker 3: not how you detonate C four. Also, it's not that
Speaker 3: it matters, because it doesn't ever matter.
Speaker 1: It's a dumb movie.
Speaker 4: But yeah, just that thing.
Speaker 1: It's like movies where they shoot the engine of a
Speaker 1: car and it blows up, and it's like, that's not
Speaker 1: what would happen. It would it would just you would
Speaker 1: just shoot the engine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's it's kind of those like, this seems like
Speaker 3: it's almost like troll physics. Do you remember those comics
Speaker 3: from like twenty like ten or whatever. It would be
Speaker 3: like like physics solutions that an idiot would think would work.
Speaker 1: Like jumping at the last moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like jumping off the plane, or like using mum
Speaker 3: can on an elevator shaft and then jumping off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, like.
Speaker 3: Using a pulley, or like like putting a The one
Speaker 3: that I always remember that cracking up was like a
Speaker 3: car with like a little like a metal arm in
Speaker 3: front of it and it had a magnet pulling the car.
Speaker 1: Forward, so you never had that. Yeah, that sounds I
Speaker 1: feel like that's just so magically. I wish that would work, I.
Speaker 3: Know, but it's it's it seems like there's like there's
Speaker 3: certain movie things that were like yeah, shooting the car,
Speaker 3: wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4: But like whatever, it's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't need it. Was
Speaker 1: that scene is just too much. That was like in
Speaker 1: that movie. That scene was just too stupid. Well that's
Speaker 1: the only like as far as.
Speaker 3: Everything else, the very beginning to it's just like literally
Speaker 3: the first and he comes out in that fucking Western Jacket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that was we were talking about.
Speaker 3: He's like, dude, he's Fortnite emoting every time he gets
Speaker 3: a kill or something. He's like he Fortnite emotes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like every ten minutes he does one. He's always dancing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God damn it, what is it good for? Absolutely
Speaker 1: not good?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 8: You all?
Speaker 1: I love that movie. What's he said?
Speaker 3: We were cracking out?
Speaker 1: We were?
Speaker 4: That was a fucking event. I forgot that that was
Speaker 4: in that movie.
Speaker 3: Man, I've seen that movie way too much. It's it's
Speaker 3: really carries that movie.
Speaker 1: But it's great.
Speaker 5: He's man, Dragon Chain is so underappreciated.
Speaker 1: He's awesome as a human being. Kind of iffy, but
Speaker 1: like action star. He wasn't for a while, but then
Speaker 1: he's like, we're gonna take your money. He's like, wow, God,
Speaker 1: communist China ain't too bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was more of thinking about like his daughter's daughter,
Speaker 5: that that whole thing where I was like, I didn't
Speaker 5: know you were I thought you were just reasonable.
Speaker 1: What happened with him? Well, he's just he's just he's
Speaker 1: a bigot. I guess, but I guess I just I
Speaker 1: didn't feel it.
Speaker 3: That's not an excuse, but I get it, but it's
Speaker 3: just like I don't expect it'd be like because I
Speaker 3: saw something. I saw Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld trending again because
Speaker 3: he's like somebody went up to him at like the
Speaker 3: S N L fifty and he's like, hey, free foul signs,
Speaker 3: Like I don't care about Oh I believe that.
Speaker 4: Oh that makes sense. That makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: That does guess Juish not caring about him being uh,
Speaker 1: him being a minority in America.
Speaker 5: I thought, you know, living in America for so long,
Speaker 5: I thought that's why it's not like say John Voight,
Speaker 5: you know him, Oh, John Boyce's crazy like he played
Speaker 5: like he he played himself in Varsity Blues. He played
Speaker 5: like this racist fucking head coach, right, And then I
Speaker 5: was like, that's just John voy Like he's a piece
Speaker 5: of ship.
Speaker 1: He did trump ads later and all you know the
Speaker 1: like the thing in the longest yard with a stone
Speaker 1: call saying the N word, and it's like you are
Speaker 1: surprised that he says the N word? Like that, are
Speaker 1: you surprised? Stone Cold? Leave all this guy who's personality
Speaker 1: is Texas, I will say his name is ice cream
Speaker 1: and reverse it is you can't fucking trust that guy.
Speaker 5: His name is cold stone Cream, Austin cold stone Cream.
Speaker 5: That's like his fucking ice cream version from Chowder.
Speaker 3: That's the different universe in the universe where everybody's ice
Speaker 3: cream related.
Speaker 4: He's He's cold.
Speaker 3: Stone That's that's almost such a good idea that I
Speaker 3: want to pitch a show that's that now. Just you know,
Speaker 3: sometimes it's like there's one joke that justifies an entire
Speaker 3: Rocky Road. That's a joke that justifies an entire TV show.
Speaker 3: We have to make an ice cream world just so
Speaker 3: we can have an excuses called somebody cold stone Cream.
Speaker 1: That's world, buildings, world everything.
Speaker 3: He's the heart. It's like, it's like George Lucas, you
Speaker 3: gotta get Jorgear's the heart.
Speaker 1: George. Yeah. I like jar Jar Binks. I'll never yes,
Speaker 1: I do you know if I do liar? I like
Speaker 1: George Binks. I thought I thought when I was when
Speaker 1: I was little, I saw him. I thought he was funny.
Speaker 1: I thought he was funny, and I've never hated him
Speaker 1: for it. He was funny. I just but I was
Speaker 1: also five watched like did you so? Could you watch?
Speaker 5: Like a Jerry Lewis fucking what could you watch Jerry
Speaker 5: Lewis and be like, oh, that's hilarious, or like, would
Speaker 5: you like or is you watch The Three Stooges.
Speaker 1: You're like When I was little, I thought it was silly.
Speaker 5: You sucked, like I understand, like that comedy is killed
Speaker 5: back in the day, It's ship ain't funny.
Speaker 1: Because it was. It was like, oh, they're just like
Speaker 1: what they based Tom and Jerry off. Eventually it's kind
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 3: Silly I know, Wait, that's not the right key. I
Speaker 3: saw this girl on TikTok do it perfectly, really, and
Speaker 3: it scared me because I'm like, God, damn, this is
Speaker 3: such a specific.
Speaker 1: I can't figure it out.
Speaker 5: It's it's a little bit higher this. I can't do
Speaker 5: it right now. I'm not I'm not warmed up the
Speaker 5: amount of pain. I want to see the guy do it.
Speaker 1: I want to see the original that they had to
Speaker 1: drag him out every times he's sucking.
Speaker 3: They didn't give they didn't give a shit about voice
Speaker 3: actors enough to record them doing things behind the stream
Speaker 3: the nineties and the eighties with the Disney stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then behind the streams for Dragon Ball, hearing them
Speaker 1: like sucking a guy that played Trunks passed out in
Speaker 1: the fucking boot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he died an idiot.
Speaker 1: Then he died in the bedroom later. That's when somebody
Speaker 1: who's died like Lincoln. That's just not being trained to bellow.
Speaker 1: I think it's just the idea of that had to
Speaker 1: do so many takes them just not understanding came. Maybe
Speaker 1: take a break.
Speaker 3: Well, not a lot of it's still stupid. There's also,
Speaker 3: to be fair to dragon Ball, there's not a lot
Speaker 3: of show. There's not if you're doing voice acting courses
Speaker 3: before dragon Ball, there's probably not a lot of I
Speaker 3: feel like you assume that you would even be screening,
Speaker 3: Like I.
Speaker 1: Feel like even still yeah, must show where you really
Speaker 1: I can't name a show that screams like dragon Balls
Speaker 1: English dub Yeah. The powering up.
Speaker 5: Is that is like nothing's close.
Speaker 1: They don't even do it like that in the modern
Speaker 1: move The show is the series. They don't do it
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 10: To go beyond yeah, like it's just holding for fucking
Speaker 10: It's so crazy, it's kind of amazing, Like I can't niggas.
Speaker 1: The hair, the flash of the hair. Why didn't you
Speaker 1: monkeys get a jump? Did you see Toriyama super saying four. No,
Speaker 1: we're like Goku little kid Goko go super saying four
Speaker 1: for some reason, and it's like, what the heck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they made a cannon.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I'm not lying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when that happened in the new dragon Ball Diamond
Speaker 3: show that they have, it's pretty much GT again, like actually, yeah,
Speaker 3: they keeps going. I didn't hate GT, but also like stop,
Speaker 3: it's kind of cool design though. To be honest with you,
Speaker 3: I think I like that he has big hands. He's
Speaker 3: big little mos big ape hands. They're not huge, but
Speaker 3: they're like bigger.
Speaker 1: Even see that.
Speaker 3: I don't man, I don't need any more. Man, I
Speaker 3: don't need anymore yet, especially because he's gone. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: want I especially don't care.
Speaker 1: I want to just see how they're gonna deal with freezing.
Speaker 4: Now, why do you carenna.
Speaker 1: Dragon Ball after gold?
Speaker 5: I don't care, Like that's it? What else do I
Speaker 5: need a freezer?
Speaker 1: I like black Freeze. I think it's funny. I think
Speaker 1: it's stupid.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: I think it stop, it's funny. It doesn't hurt anybody
Speaker 1: me liking it, Like, dude, it's it's at a point.
Speaker 3: Look look, look, I know I'm still I still get
Speaker 3: some pushback for like Hereditary. For example, my taking Hereditary,
Speaker 3: I don't look at I don't care that people enjoy Hereditary.
Speaker 3: That's not my point at all, because some people are like,
Speaker 3: it's interesting, and I'm like, it's not. I'm not saying
Speaker 3: it's not interesting.
Speaker 5: I'm saying the people that are, you know, the the
Speaker 5: subtext people, they're they're stupid for enjoying that. And I'm
Speaker 5: saying the same way that there's a cutoff for dragon Ball,
Speaker 5: where this is just throwing ship out a wall.
Speaker 1: Now it's not in interesting anymore in the way that
Speaker 1: it's like it's deep or it's cool. It's just for
Speaker 1: the sake of doing it.
Speaker 5: And that's why I was thinking about Hereditary. I'm like,
Speaker 5: they're putting in ship for the sake of it, and
Speaker 5: they're not making it clever.
Speaker 1: I mostly agree. I'm mostly I think there's parts of
Speaker 1: it where there's there's just better stuff because I think
Speaker 1: I'm not saying, what are we talking about Vegeta. I
Speaker 1: think Vegeta has become like I think because of the
Speaker 1: addition of like Super particularly the manga, Vegeta has become
Speaker 1: a great character. I guess I don't. I don't think character. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was interesting. I think it was interesting. I think
Speaker 1: he was the most interesting. I think the best rating character.
Speaker 1: I would say that, but I think it's his whole
Speaker 1: him becoming full circle is like I like you like,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, And I'm not even I'm not even.
Speaker 5: I'm more talking about, like, say, the there's because like
Speaker 5: all the dif's, be the power struggle, all that stuff
Speaker 5: right there is so overkilled at the point. And I
Speaker 5: guess that's that's the perfect word. Like, so what I'm
Speaker 5: talking about hereditary overkill. It is that because I have
Speaker 5: no problem with fucking like subtexts and subplots and and
Speaker 5: and and and and like I love the idea of
Speaker 5: people making essays of theories and so that's fine. But
Speaker 5: it's the this ship it's overkill.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's like that. I'm like, at a certain point,
Speaker 1: it's just this isn't clever at a certain you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta because for me, like Spider Man, my favorite superhero,
Speaker 1: right there is way more bad Spider Man comics that
Speaker 1: are good Spider Man comics now, and I think that
Speaker 1: is a very unfortunate thing. I think that like at
Speaker 1: a certain point when that happens, it's like put it down, man,
Speaker 1: you gotta stop, you gotta stop the Batman. I think
Speaker 1: there's way more dog Ship Batman comics and are really
Speaker 1: good ones? Does that? Is that not true for like everyone,
Speaker 1: all of them that long? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Everything for a long time. It's like you know what,
Speaker 3: you know what like all of everything that has to
Speaker 3: do with Breaking Bad is great. Breaking Bad and Better
Speaker 3: coll Saw they're both great and they're done. Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: no like, there's no like Bad Better call Saul show
Speaker 3: spin off where it's like a little Walt, you know.
Speaker 1: Like that's what it feels like that diamond is it's
Speaker 1: like a little Walt Junior and the idea of that
Speaker 1: where it's like they go on so long. I want
Speaker 1: to see that. That's how long form content is. Sertainly
Speaker 1: won't be. Some people will argue this all the time.
Speaker 1: There's way more dog Ship one piece and there is
Speaker 1: great one.
Speaker 3: There's exactly as many now uh, good Halo games and
Speaker 3: bad Halo games now exactly and that you know or
Speaker 3: almost there's still born. I think technically no, no, no,
Speaker 3: because they have the twins Stix shooters that nobody cares
Speaker 3: about forgot about those.
Speaker 1: I think it's fun.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, Like I think it's called spartan
Speaker 3: assault or something, and there's another one and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: It does like a service. You're sucking it up. Nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing is consistently great. That's just not how it can be.
Speaker 1: It's it's too hard.
Speaker 5: It's like I watched I watched the Cobra Kai is
Speaker 5: still going on. I couldn't believe it. And because I
Speaker 5: kind of fell off for a minute, I watched at
Speaker 5: the Kids Show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what could they have left?
Speaker 1: Well, so that's the thing.
Speaker 5: I watched the first season, and within the context of
Speaker 5: its universe, it is perfect. I was like, this was
Speaker 5: so one I remember, it's still really flood. I'm on
Speaker 5: the third season now where it's starting to get because
Speaker 5: now they're just reaching into the past and getting like, oh,
Speaker 5: here's priest worked with this guy in the third Karate
Speaker 5: Kid movie and all the shit, Like it's stuff that
Speaker 5: it's now holding on to shit that like who gives
Speaker 5: a fuck.
Speaker 1: There's literally moments where like those kids would be arrested. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the whole thing. In the context of the universe.
Speaker 5: They even put a little cavea in there to be
Speaker 5: like they try to get Crease arrested because obviously he's
Speaker 5: a fucking a psychopath.
Speaker 1: But then he beat them.
Speaker 5: He beat them to it, like he co opted the
Speaker 5: cops and like convinced that like, oh, they're the crazy
Speaker 5: ones harassing him, and then oh, they didn't call the cops,
Speaker 5: so they're trying to save these kids. So they did
Speaker 5: little things to explain it, which I'm glad that they
Speaker 5: even mentioned it. But what I was trying to say is,
Speaker 5: as it's going on, it's a super fun. It's still fun,
Speaker 5: but as it's going on, it's like, well, the first
Speaker 5: season and it was written so well, you're not gonna
Speaker 5: match the first you're not gonna maatchine it.
Speaker 3: And by the way, as a TV show, there's now
Speaker 3: already more TV show Karate Kid.
Speaker 4: Then there is movie by a lot, you know, so
Speaker 4: like what are you doing, You're you're kind of.
Speaker 5: It's kind of nuts how they stretched it out, But
Speaker 5: again it was obviously it was just like Stranger Things,
Speaker 5: where they weren't expecting it to go as far as
Speaker 5: it went. Yeah, and it did so well. Though, Like Buddy,
Speaker 5: I think I thought.
Speaker 3: Stranger Things was gonna be like a fucking anthology. I
Speaker 3: think it was supposed to be because I thought, like
Speaker 3: the way that uh Strange Things Season one ended, I
Speaker 3: thought it was perfect. I mean I was like, that's
Speaker 3: like it's a perfect ending, Like I don't actually need
Speaker 3: more of this at all.
Speaker 5: Well that's the problem, like everybody loves it got too popular. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then like that bitchold won't do that sh anymore.
Speaker 5: She wants to like fuck older dudes and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 5: like yeah, she like dude when she like she obviously
Speaker 5: hooked up with Drake allegedly obviously.
Speaker 1: And then uh allegedly and then uh, she had a
Speaker 1: boyfriend that was in.
Speaker 3: Her twenties when she was sucking a teenager.
Speaker 4: Like she's clearly just flashbang.
Speaker 3: By the way, when I saw like, like some picture
Speaker 3: I saw a picture of her recently, Like what the
Speaker 3: fuck that's her.
Speaker 1: That's it's jarring the algorithm.
Speaker 5: So she she had like a whatever the algorithm had
Speaker 5: a boom on Instagram of like I think she was
Speaker 5: advertising like products or something. She's doing like a wife beater,
Speaker 5: and she kept like advertising stuff. It was like, uh,
Speaker 5: slea Goldmans did the same thing. So it's probably the
Speaker 5: same company. Imagine maybe we're a wife beater and show
Speaker 5: your nipples or something. I don't know what the fun was,
Speaker 5: but it was like, oh my god. It was like,
Speaker 5: that's this show is so so long ago that she's
Speaker 5: like a grown ass woman.
Speaker 1: Now she's in her twenties.
Speaker 5: Now, she's like, yeah, she's in her twenty And I
Speaker 5: was just like I looked at her. I'm like, that
Speaker 5: is not That's not a kid. That's not Like, what
Speaker 5: are they gonna do?
Speaker 1: Are they? Did they shoot the.
Speaker 3: They're gonna do They're gonna reverse Captain America? She I mean,
Speaker 3: they're gonna have to really shut her hand on a
Speaker 3: fucking dwarf.
Speaker 1: Well, they're not little kids exactly in the show.
Speaker 5: Well, I know they're like in high school, they were
Speaker 5: like freshmen, So what are they gonna do now?
Speaker 1: They're freshman? In the last season they are freshman. You
Speaker 1: are right, they are, but like, what are they gonna
Speaker 1: do now? I think looks like he looked for a while,
Speaker 1: was not a little kid, Like he's like an adult now,
Speaker 1: Like it looks like he has dreads and shipped now,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the fuck? Is not a kid?
Speaker 1: You know what they're gonna do. They don't. None of
Speaker 1: them look like children anymore.
Speaker 3: Probably just gonna d age them with like AI or something.
Speaker 1: It's old. No, they probably they don't. They don't. They
Speaker 1: don't look like kids, but they don't look like grown
Speaker 1: ass older. It's just it's just like it'll be you know,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what it'll be. It'll be We'll
Speaker 1: just get a season of Stranger Things.
Speaker 3: That's like, that's like TV or like movies that we
Speaker 3: used to get, yeah, versus like there's Tommy Maguire in
Speaker 3: high school I'm totally whatever I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Or Joe Magello being fucking flashed. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: fight me. That's a thirty year old dragon Ball image.
Speaker 1: Who was I forgot?
Speaker 3: It was was go On, it was it was it
Speaker 3: was Gohana's Peters like I don't want to fight you,
Speaker 3: and then it's it's Joel. He's like, I wouldn't want
Speaker 3: to fight me either, which is so it's like actually
Speaker 3: like perfect.
Speaker 5: I was actually okay with that because it made me
Speaker 5: feel especially now as as a grown ass adult, we're
Speaker 5: watching like high school stuff where they can be high
Speaker 5: school kids and do weird sexy stuff because what high.
Speaker 1: School kids do, but not didn't feel weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not depicted as like oh, this person actually looks
Speaker 3: like a kid and makes me have to feel like
Speaker 3: I don't like this imagery.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 8: I get it.
Speaker 5: It makes sense that, you know, high school is that.
Speaker 5: It is that, and so it's like euphoria. Obviously there's
Speaker 5: dumb kids doing all that shit. But it's like, I
Speaker 5: just like, I just don't why would you want to
Speaker 5: cast the one that looks like a kid that It's
Speaker 5: just that's weird.
Speaker 3: It is a little upsetting it thinking about it now,
Speaker 3: or it's just like, damn, I was even pussing at fifteen.
Speaker 3: It's kind of upsetting.
Speaker 1: It makes me feel so gross because I was so
Speaker 1: I was so nowhere near the person I was going
Speaker 1: to become.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like you're like a look like I.
Speaker 6: Was usually a tickled Yeah, well, because it's it's real,
Speaker 6: it's real, like you think of.
Speaker 1: It in that context or especially like yeah, reminiscing Yeah,
Speaker 1: like yeah, like I was having unprotected sex at sixteen
Speaker 1: years old, and I could have very likely had a kid, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that kid would be in high school about the
Speaker 1: being sa.
Speaker 3: Sandwiches on Xbox Live. Yeah there was fucking tits and like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's wild, especially if you're if you're talking about it
Speaker 3: in the past, Like are you a pedofile if you
Speaker 3: go like this, Oh yeah, fuck this hot chike, like
Speaker 3: and like I know what do the cops busted?
Speaker 1: Like no, I mean at the time, she was hot.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, I don't care for remembering your
Speaker 1: own memories from that age.
Speaker 5: You're only a pedophile if it turns you on, if
Speaker 5: you're if you're thinking about.
Speaker 1: The hot seat conversation for no reason, But this is
Speaker 1: such a dangerous conversation to have when you just don't.
Speaker 5: Happen, like this is what would happen. I judge would
Speaker 5: be like, you guys are fucking retarded to get out,
Speaker 5: Like if it was like someone trying to make it
Speaker 5: like oh, this person's actually a pervert and you're just
Speaker 5: reminiscing about the past. This person had sex will be
Speaker 5: fifteen years ago, It's like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Like this guy said it up.
Speaker 5: We we met up again as adults, and he said like, oh,
Speaker 5: you were so hot, and then he's like, you're you're
Speaker 5: a pedophile for saying that in past. Tense because you're
Speaker 5: saying you have to I think the judgement get.
Speaker 1: Out, get out. Mayleff kill them. Mayleff killed them. You're
Speaker 1: wasting my time to make the turrets. The turrets that
Speaker 1: would be sick as the contempt. You're contempt of court,
Speaker 1: the court. And then it's a fun thing. You have
Speaker 1: to hit with a mallet, and then.
Speaker 3: You can't the mountain know that you have to use
Speaker 3: the mallet, so it has that he has a gavel
Speaker 3: for a regular order and then the turret mallet boom,
Speaker 3: and then and then it looks like it's like Sonny
Speaker 3: of the Tollbooth, or like Hitler and Ingloorre's Bastards where
Speaker 3: you just ripped the has the toll booth to booth
Speaker 3: all the time, gets morbid. He gets so shut up.
Speaker 3: It's hilarious, like he's more holes than people.
Speaker 5: I love that reference because there's probably a lot of
Speaker 5: young people that are like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 4: I mean to be fair, like I was pretty late
Speaker 4: to that. I watched The Godfather.
Speaker 5: I think in like, well, I guess high school, so
Speaker 5: like I guess I think that works because I watched
Speaker 5: all the classic movies like Scarface, and.
Speaker 1: I watched them when I was like nineteen twenty on
Speaker 1: my grandma with your grandma. Yeah, your grandma watched those, yeah,
Speaker 1: because she was like, she's Hispanic. My mom hates that's
Speaker 1: like half that's like a similar se culture to what
Speaker 1: she was. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't even think it's not like a particular disdain.
Speaker 3: I just like I remember that she was like, I
Speaker 3: don't something. She likes violent movies.
Speaker 1: My grandma watched that. She was like, these guys are
Speaker 1: also fucking.
Speaker 5: She wasn't happy with the horse Head and the bed
Speaker 5: that like, oh Horsey, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, Dad's like, what are you talking about? It'srse. She
Speaker 1: hated that. So my grandma was like she watched me.
Speaker 1: She was like, this is these movies are just so
Speaker 1: stupid and boring. And I'm like, yeah, meanwhile, the same woman,
Speaker 1: I can watch the Tencup man, it's every Easter. That's crazy,
Speaker 1: it's insane. I would never watch Brain Broken, dude, she
Speaker 1: could watch She watches that ship. And I'm like Grandma
Speaker 1: of being like, I love you, I love you a lot.
Speaker 1: Godfather boring movie. They're both boring movies. Yes, I don't,
Speaker 1: but the ten Commandments is a little lame, you.
Speaker 3: Know why, because their transformations. There's nothing magical about The Godfather.
Speaker 3: They're not did you mind don't? I don't like The
Speaker 3: god Father. I think it's it's a long movie. I
Speaker 3: think it's very long, and it's not entertaining to me exactly.
Speaker 3: I think I want to know, like what what is
Speaker 3: entertaining to you?
Speaker 1: Like that would make it not I think something fantastic,
Speaker 1: like something something that isn't just respect like think of
Speaker 1: it like this, right if I wanted, if I wanted
Speaker 1: to know the story about Godfather, I could ask uncles
Speaker 1: of mine who did shit like that? You know. It's
Speaker 1: like that's like tangible reality to me. Do you watch documentaries?
Speaker 1: Not too often? Not too often their documentaries. I like
Speaker 1: it like it's about something I don't understand, Like if
Speaker 1: it's like something magical, like oh, this is like fucking
Speaker 1: about science, it's such a but like no, but you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like magical in the sense like
Speaker 1: something that like I could never conceptualize naturally. Seeing people
Speaker 1: have like a fucking family of like racketeers and criminals,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I know it's already.
Speaker 5: Did you see did you see Oppenheimer when that did
Speaker 5: you not want to kill yourself?
Speaker 1: Uh? It was interesting, It was interesting, I thought. I thought,
Speaker 1: I really loved r DJ's performance. Thought he was really
Speaker 1: interesting to watch, And I was like, this is a
Speaker 1: good movie. Also, it's kind of whimsical in a sense
Speaker 1: of that because like he's he's creating what is RDJ again?
Speaker 1: Is that Rod Dog Jr. He's creating the thing that
Speaker 1: will lead to humanity in this Yeah, let's go, let's
Speaker 1: just lead now read the name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oppenheimer wasn't a digimon.
Speaker 1: So that's not what I'm saying. I just think that
Speaker 1: was kind of boring. That's it.
Speaker 4: Romer was sucking great.
Speaker 1: I loved I thought it was a good movie for sure,
Speaker 1: But like that's like I was like, yeay, jackpot dude.
Speaker 3: But to me, that's like the most like it's not
Speaker 3: boring to me, but I understand somebody, coming from your perspective,
Speaker 3: I would think that's like one of the most boring
Speaker 3: movies of all time.
Speaker 1: Openheimer. Yeah, I thought Pahimer was really interesting because of
Speaker 1: the fact is that you're seeing about a person that like,
Speaker 1: but like it did create one of the most wild
Speaker 1: than in like the Godfather, for example, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't agree. I don't agree. I think there's I think
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things going on in Oppenheimer. I think,
Speaker 1: and I think the character is a bunch of people.
Speaker 1: I think that god think Oppenheimer is just genuinely more interesting.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. I guess think it's more.
Speaker 3: I feel that, like, I think Oppenheimer's more interesting. But
Speaker 3: I also don't dislike either of those movies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like Godfather very much. I don't I
Speaker 1: think one is it insists upon itself, not even that.
Speaker 1: I know this is not my kind of movie. Like
Speaker 1: I've never liked mobster flicks, but also I've lived way
Speaker 1: too close to me. Goodfellas is funny. Good Fella's is good.
Speaker 1: It is mad funny. I think that's why I remember.
Speaker 3: I was mad at myself for like not seeing Goodfellas
Speaker 3: as long as I did, because I was just like, damn,
Speaker 3: this is fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: You realize there's so many movies like that, no, I know,
Speaker 1: but like none of them at the same quality as
Speaker 1: good Fellas, though I think Goodfellas is the best one
Speaker 1: of them. You mean, in the Gangster realm. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just meant in general, Oh, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of movies that I like, you gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta get on this. I guess that's what.
Speaker 4: I've seen more movies than I pretend to have.
Speaker 1: But like I know you better than you. Have you
Speaker 1: seen Tickled? I know what that is? Fucking epic. That's
Speaker 1: an epic fantasy right.
Speaker 3: There in that documentary is insane. I actually do recommend,
Speaker 3: like I've said this before on shows.
Speaker 1: I'm sure because it's like my go to You watched
Speaker 1: it randomly during COVID, like early we watched it. I watched.
Speaker 1: I watched it with Y M.
Speaker 3: S A like at a vig con party or something. Okay,
Speaker 3: he invited me over, and I think Lazy was with
Speaker 3: me too. That was like years ago, watched a movie.
Speaker 3: Look it was it was. It wasn't a big con party,
Speaker 3: it was it was like he was in town for
Speaker 3: VIDCN and like I think he was here like a
Speaker 3: couple extra days later or like a days before. I
Speaker 3: can't remember exactly, Okay, but like we sat and he
Speaker 3: was like, you gotta watch this movie, and I was like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm definitely taking your recommendation from you. So like, so
Speaker 3: we sat and we watched this movie and Tickled is
Speaker 3: fucking amazing because you don't you can't predict that movie all.
Speaker 3: And I highly also recommend if you watch that movie,
Speaker 3: look up what happens afterwards, because it's even fucking crazy
Speaker 3: it gets before you see it, because it adds to
Speaker 3: it so much. It's about a competitive tickling league. That's yeah,
Speaker 3: it's crazy.
Speaker 5: It's it's it's that's dumber somehow, dumber than those motherfuckers
Speaker 5: that ride like horseheads.
Speaker 1: On a stick.
Speaker 5: And then they like do they yeah, whatever the well,
Speaker 5: it's like they're pretending they're riding on real horses doing
Speaker 5: the tricks when the horses are doing the tricks and stuff,
Speaker 5: so jumping over stuff.
Speaker 1: Tickled. Tickled is the equivalent of the Mission where you
Speaker 1: go into Solitude and you find my lung bogs Mace.
Speaker 1: It is that kind of thing where you're like, I'm
Speaker 1: just going in a house. There's a day dra gods
Speaker 1: temple down here. Oh I gotta beat this guy to
Speaker 1: death and tickets so and put it just keeps getting
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to mess.
Speaker 5: You gotta stop talking about Skyron Man, I'm trying not
Speaker 5: to play it.
Speaker 1: I'm really trying.
Speaker 3: I don't think i'm playing right now. I'm playing a
Speaker 3: vowed now. Oh yea, I have avowed in Kingdom Come
Speaker 3: to rents both of them.
Speaker 1: Oh you got both?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was like, I'll probably play these interesting?
Speaker 1: Well did you play? Have you tried them both? I've played.
Speaker 3: I've played both of them for about fifteen hours.
Speaker 1: Which do you like more?
Speaker 4: It depends.
Speaker 3: I think Kingdomcome Deliverance I think is more immersive and
Speaker 3: it's more interesting because of that. Okay, but I think
Speaker 3: about plays.
Speaker 1: What kind of game is.
Speaker 3: Kingcome Deliverance is? Like I would I would say it's
Speaker 3: more of like an immersive sim RPG. Like it's so
Speaker 3: it's like it's really meticulous, like you have to make
Speaker 3: sure to take your weapon out and you have to
Speaker 3: make sure to put your weapon away when you're in
Speaker 3: towns otherwise like people will be fucking upset you. Uh,
Speaker 3: everybody remembers everything if you you have to take bads
Speaker 3: because like if you don't, like you'll stink and that'll
Speaker 3: like affect your charisma. It's very deep in that way,
Speaker 3: and it's cool, but it is a little mundane, and
Speaker 3: that's kind of part of it. So like it's it's
Speaker 3: more of like a slow burn. I would say it's cool.
Speaker 3: I do like it, but like the combat's really rough,
Speaker 3: especially early on. Yes, when like everything sucks and you're
Speaker 3: not good at it. You really have to build yourself
Speaker 3: up to like being even okay at combat, which is
Speaker 3: kind of frustrating about it is like the opposite where
Speaker 3: it's like it's not particularly deep. It's like very like
Speaker 3: kind of it's a very streamlined RPG, but it feels
Speaker 3: fucking fun to like beat people up in that game.
Speaker 3: And it's actually the point where, like a lot of RPGs,
Speaker 3: I try to like speck into like talking, because a
Speaker 3: lot of RPG's combat sucks, like it's not good, so
Speaker 3: like if I can talk my way out of a situation,
Speaker 3: I want to do it. But in this one, I'm
Speaker 3: like I find myself getting into more like scraps on
Speaker 3: purpose because it's just really satisfying to like slash a
Speaker 3: dude in the face and like you could dual wield
Speaker 3: wands and ship. It's fucking ridiculous. It's crazy and it
Speaker 3: feels spastic. You feel like a psycho but they're both.
Speaker 3: They're both good for very different reasons. Like they're both,
Speaker 3: they each lack with the other one lacks or has.
Speaker 3: I guess, okay, what we need is kingdoms more casual.
Speaker 3: Kingdom come is more hardcore, aout kingdom of battle deliveries
Speaker 3: about let's hear so that's how you know we're running low.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
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Speaker 5: I forgot to show you guys my new prosthetic penis.
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Speaker 5: beating with some people, and uh she heard Grimes told
Speaker 5: her that Elon Musk has like a broken penis, and uh,
Speaker 5: I guess there's some smoke to it, because we just
Speaker 5: I just learned that out of all of his kids,
Speaker 5: they were all like IVF except for maybe one like
Speaker 5: a X I think was uh and some people speculating
Speaker 5: that was even. But like all of his kids like
Speaker 5: he has like a this motherfucker can't And it makes
Speaker 5: sense somebody like him probably upset that he can't just
Speaker 5: straight up and pregnate somebody.
Speaker 1: So he's just fucking like seething about it.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, the the gay person that goes
Speaker 3: out of their way to be hateful and ship and
Speaker 3: try to mass that they're not gay, and him being
Speaker 3: so inepton just shooting odes and making so pregnant. He
Speaker 3: has to just IVF all these bitches and pretend like
Speaker 3: he's fucking knocking them all up.
Speaker 1: That's cic, that's crazy. Didn't he isn't isn't like the
Speaker 1: person he's like in bed with, very against IVF. I'm mistaken.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if he's with anyone, but the
Speaker 3: one that just recently got exposed was awesome.
Speaker 1: Dumb ass. Isn't isn't Trump against IVF? Isn't he a Trump?
Speaker 1: Doesn't give a fuck about anything?
Speaker 3: But I think yes, the Project twenty five people would
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Speaker 4: All right, So we're gonna read the names.
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Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 4: Lily doesn't know.
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Speaker 3: suing my ex boyfriend for custody of our friends. My
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Speaker 3: slipping my ass and fill with cumb I got a
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Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Uh?
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Speaker 1: No? I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, I saw a little bit of it. Actually, fuck,
Speaker 3: I forgot what it was. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I don't remember enough of it too. I remember checking
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Speaker 3: and it enrages me. I'm not in my circle or
Speaker 3: anything that I've ever seen. Black does what no gets props?
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know what I haven't seen in
Speaker 3: a long time.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen her mentioned ever.
Speaker 5: So like right, God blessed never bleeds into anything.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was like, I haven't heard that name
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Speaker 4: That's a fucking long ass time. Yeah, I haven't thought
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 3: I love that that video of him pulling out the
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Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: He's like, it's sick of being bullied.
Speaker 1: He had it on him.
Speaker 3: This in case people that have a shell. Uh is
Speaker 3: Sweeney's barber blind?
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Speaker 5: I want to interject the reason why Elon Musk made
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Speaker 1: Did you did? Did you see that?
Speaker 4: I saw the porn thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know how I.
Speaker 3: Didn't know that's that's what that was. Where if it
Speaker 3: says milk your tiny penis pervert and you like that,
Speaker 3: and so I don't know what's real anymore. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean I mean, it looks like it was real, but
Speaker 3: at the same time, it would explain a lot because
Speaker 3: I thought it was kind of sudden that he just
Speaker 3: liked kid likes, and so I didn't know.
Speaker 1: That that was the reason.
Speaker 3: It's weird to me that it was like I didn't
Speaker 3: even think it was weird that that was done. To me,
Speaker 3: it was weird that you could knocked out of it.
Speaker 3: That's what's weird to me, because like a setting to
Speaker 3: like have private likes is like, okay, yeah, yeah, Like
Speaker 3: if it's like I'm pretty sure you could do that.
Speaker 3: I think TikTok has that where you can show them
Speaker 3: or not. Yeah, like I have that, Like I don't,
Speaker 3: I don't care. Yeah, I just have minds of book
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't see exactly.
Speaker 3: But you know anyway, uh I did see that when
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Speaker 3: you won't even shave your head. Such a fucking ridiculous quested.
Speaker 3: It shall be done.
Speaker 1: Anyone that much is crazy. I don't respect anybody anymore, dude. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just telling home that day like what I'm my friends,
Speaker 1: I'll cry about it. I'm crying kill. I would be
Speaker 1: very like gonna half kill yourself.
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Speaker 3: so then you don't have to remember you're gonna show
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