WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.760 --> 00:00:02.960 Welcome back, cult members. 2 00:00:03.759 --> 00:00:07.839 I've gathered you here to regell you about stories of 3 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:13.800 mythical monsters and creepy creatures on this new series all 4 00:00:13.839 --> 00:00:16.920 about cryptids, the Cult of Cryptids. 5 00:00:17.039 --> 00:00:19.399 Yes, yes, indeed here. 6 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:25.320 At Cult of Conspiracy. In collaboration with Strange brew Podcast, 7 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:31.800 we will be throwing back two older episodes of Strange 8 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:34.840 brew Podcast at the beginning of this series, where we 9 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:41.479 dived into different cryptids from around the world. So stay 10 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:45.600 tuned and get ready to hear about Bobby Aga, a 11 00:00:46.039 --> 00:00:50.920 creepy witch with a home that sits on chicken legs. 12 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:53.960 It's really fucked up, so get prepared for that and 13 00:00:54.079 --> 00:00:54.759 make sure. 14 00:00:54.880 --> 00:01:06.400 To stay strange. 15 00:01:10.359 --> 00:01:13.120 Jeffrey Dahmer Soaking blood, You. 16 00:01:13.239 --> 00:01:16.719 And the Bomber blowing up Waco, Texas and heaven Scape, 17 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:18.760 the Aliens modify and then from apes. 18 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:23.000 Hitler faces death and then escaped. Bag and the moth Man, 19 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:25.280 Son of Sam talking to Talks again. 20 00:01:25.719 --> 00:01:31.079 Witches, junk sank, coplins, mysterious noise and hauntings, dark guards, 21 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:32.079 and the Scull and Bones. 22 00:01:32.319 --> 00:01:35.040 Most Clemati is a probably loan, so when you're feeling 23 00:01:35.120 --> 00:01:37.400 all alone, grabbing beer and get stone. 24 00:01:37.599 --> 00:01:40.719 A welcome you to the podcast Trains Grow where he 25 00:01:40.959 --> 00:01:45.799 to entertain you. 26 00:01:43.760 --> 00:01:45.959 You it's about to get. 27 00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:00.439 Recording. 28 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:02.439 Yeah, I'll do it on here in just a case. 29 00:02:02.519 --> 00:02:08.919 Right, Yeah? What uh? What generation does Forrest Gump belong to? 30 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:12.400 This is gonna be stupid, but I have a feeling 31 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:14.479 like you obviously is a boomer, isn't he? 32 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:16.280 Oh it's jen a. 33 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:23.879 That's actually pretty funny. Strange fruit All right, what's going on? Everybody? 34 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:26.919 Guys in the place to be Welcome to the podcast. 35 00:02:27.319 --> 00:02:30.000 You never heard of us before. It's about to get strange. 36 00:02:30.599 --> 00:02:33.199 I'm one of your hosts, Tom k ak Thompson AKA 37 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:35.240 Tom Tom, whatever the fuck my name is? But my 38 00:02:35.319 --> 00:02:36.039 name is Tom? 39 00:02:37.280 --> 00:02:40.120 Why what age? Are you just gonna pick a name? 40 00:02:40.319 --> 00:02:44.240 None? You can't be a fucking grown ass adult saying 41 00:02:44.319 --> 00:02:47.599 my name is this AKA Yeah, No, that's that's dumb 42 00:02:47.759 --> 00:02:49.000 AKA Big Blue Balls. 43 00:02:49.080 --> 00:02:50.919 That's that's that's dumb. 44 00:02:52.159 --> 00:02:54.400 I got some beer and I got a cider too, 45 00:02:54.599 --> 00:02:56.000 and Billy's got pillsner. 46 00:02:56.199 --> 00:02:58.719 It's cheat man, just Tom Boys for twenty four bucks. 47 00:02:58.759 --> 00:02:59.919 That's not that yep. 48 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:05.000 So have you ever heard of Bob Yaga Badi YadA YadA? Yeah, 49 00:03:05.080 --> 00:03:08.439 of course, I fucking TikTok shit. So we're gonna get 50 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:11.879 to a weird subject. This is a witch, uh, and 51 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:14.759 it's a Slavic witch and that's why this is interesting. 52 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:16.360 And I remember looking at but where I heard it 53 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:20.000 from was Necro, one of my favorite rappers. If people 54 00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:23.520 have heard me say this before that I enjoy Necro's lyricism. 55 00:03:23.599 --> 00:03:26.360 He's the most brutal rapper on earth. He has disgusting 56 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:28.360 songs called like you know you bitches off to get 57 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:31.199 fucking the ass and and a song called Whore where 58 00:03:31.240 --> 00:03:32.759 he just talks about whorores. 59 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:35.960 But definitely this is the verse where I. 60 00:03:35.919 --> 00:03:37.919 Heard it from, and I was like, you know, he says, 61 00:03:37.960 --> 00:03:40.199 el read the lyrics after what he says, but this 62 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:43.000 is from the song where I heard this and got 63 00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:43.800 into the subject. 64 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:48.240 Please you at your wet completely recabilitated, re you figurated, 65 00:03:48.280 --> 00:03:51.840 we assimilated and relocated site. Please pick fisco populated, Bubba 66 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:55.639 weave jed. You're not Cana club du like Yago people 67 00:03:55.680 --> 00:03:58.039 like Baba Yaka. I'm obplicated to whip up my tech 68 00:03:58.120 --> 00:03:59.759 blady kaga ate it beopulated. 69 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:03.639 I'm not about love pumped up. So's I want to 70 00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:06.039 I wanted to read what he actually said. So it's 71 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:11.039 I'm completely really abilitated, reinvigorated, reassimilated in a relocated psych 72 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:14.400 leave you discombobulated, Bob, and we jog your noggin and 73 00:04:14.439 --> 00:04:18.079 fuck your medulla, Oblan Gatta clapping you, clopbing you like Drago, 74 00:04:18.079 --> 00:04:21.079 which is kind of cool line evil like Bobbyaga, I'm 75 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:23.519 obligated to whip out my dick. Lady Gaga ate it. 76 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:29.800 She ovulated and it goes on. It's classy, class But 77 00:04:29.879 --> 00:04:31.160 the thing is, that's where I heard about it, and 78 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:33.240 I was like, who is Bobbyaga? And I've remember that 79 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:35.160 song long time ago, like when I was like seventeen 80 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:37.800 or some shit, because that's when I've never heard about 81 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:39.879 so and now when I started researching, I was like, 82 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:43.600 this is a weird fucking witch. So an ambiguous as 83 00:04:43.639 --> 00:04:48.560 she is hideous, Bobbyaga is an anomaly both maternally mother 84 00:04:49.120 --> 00:04:52.040 mother nature kind of figure and an evil villain who 85 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:55.360 enjoys eating those who failed to complete her tasks. 86 00:04:56.399 --> 00:04:59.279 So like, yeah, if you're a slave, you're fine, and yeah, 87 00:04:59.759 --> 00:05:01.000 slave you can be food. 88 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:04.759 Food chain, right, Yeah, it's kind of a weird thing 89 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:06.879 to be, like you know, fall my fucking tesk, because 90 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:08.759 I'm gonna fucking be try ass. 91 00:05:09.240 --> 00:05:10.399 That's not really a weird thing. 92 00:05:10.439 --> 00:05:13.879 That's like probably like forty percent of women the entire 93 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:14.680 world right now. 94 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:18.560 Yeah, it's true for all the fucking protocol. Fuck yeah. 95 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:20.439 You go to check out our tiktoks if you want 96 00:05:20.439 --> 00:05:24.279 to hear me yellow about shit strange podcasts. The origins 97 00:05:24.319 --> 00:05:27.399 of her name are unclear as their purpose tends to be. 98 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:31.319 It is believed that Baba means something akin to old women, 99 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:36.639 old woman, or grandmother, while Yaga has conflicting theories of 100 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:39.279 the meaning, raging from snake to wicked. So it could 101 00:05:39.279 --> 00:05:42.639 be old woman wicked or like old snake woman by 102 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:45.439 old wicked woman. Yeah, you wicked woman. 103 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:47.439 There's a lot of a lot of the languages. 104 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:50.839 Fact, where was the Slavic So I don't know if 105 00:05:50.879 --> 00:05:52.800 they I don't know their language, person, but a lot 106 00:05:52.800 --> 00:05:55.759 of languages has words where the way they type it 107 00:05:55.800 --> 00:06:00.519 is actually said that I know it's wicked women, red 108 00:06:00.600 --> 00:06:01.279 woman wicked. 109 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:04.480 That's true because it seems like everyone like thinks our 110 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:06.680 language is last backwards. 111 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:09.959 But languages language is the worst. 112 00:06:10.600 --> 00:06:13.120 Yeah that's weird, fucking yeah, it could it could be 113 00:06:13.160 --> 00:06:15.319 in Slavic is what like that's like a near rusher, right, 114 00:06:15.480 --> 00:06:20.800 my fucking stupid. So regardless, even bob Yaga's name emphasizes 115 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:25.120 how strange this bitch is. So the most common betrayal 116 00:06:25.160 --> 00:06:28.120 of Bobbyaga is either as one an old woman or 117 00:06:28.160 --> 00:06:32.079 a trio of old sisters, all who I'm depicted skinny 118 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:35.480 with iron teeth and noses so long they could touch 119 00:06:35.759 --> 00:06:40.000 the ceiling when they're asleep, only so they're full blowing. 120 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:42.879 I know that's crazy. 121 00:06:42.879 --> 00:06:46.079 And that's like carrying a ladder everywhere without hitting the door. 122 00:06:46.199 --> 00:06:47.759 Like if you ever had to carry a full sized 123 00:06:47.800 --> 00:06:50.199 ladder through a fucking house, it's horrible. 124 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:53.120 Like imagine like your nose is that big when you sleep, 125 00:06:53.160 --> 00:06:54.199 it fucking hits the ceiling. 126 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:57.199 I think it bends maybe like yeah, because like the 127 00:06:57.279 --> 00:06:58.480 end of your nose will bend right. 128 00:06:58.560 --> 00:07:01.319 Yeah, it's not all bone, Yeah, it's all cartlets. 129 00:07:01.319 --> 00:07:02.759 Do you think is it all cartleas or is it 130 00:07:02.800 --> 00:07:05.279 all maybe the bone stops? 131 00:07:06.040 --> 00:07:08.680 And then the trio that's like three old sisters almost 132 00:07:08.680 --> 00:07:11.439 reminds me of like you know, Hercules, where the fucking 133 00:07:11.480 --> 00:07:14.360 all those old bitches and they have like the it's 134 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:17.000 probably reminiscent of like where they got this story from. 135 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:20.519 Who knows, though maybe maybe maybe. 136 00:07:22.199 --> 00:07:23.399 Why my throat was parched. 137 00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:25.000 Gotta have that beer. 138 00:07:25.360 --> 00:07:30.120 Bobby Yaga as commonly illustrated as riding around on a 139 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:33.879 mortar rather than a broom, and wielding a pestle. So 140 00:07:33.959 --> 00:07:35.279 I looked these up because I didn't know what the 141 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:41.720 fuck they were. A pestle, a pestel. Mortar and a 142 00:07:41.759 --> 00:07:45.399 pestel are implements you since ancient times to prepare ingredients 143 00:07:45.480 --> 00:07:48.040 or substances by crushing, grinding them into a fine paste 144 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:48.519 or powder. 145 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:53.000 So think about the doctor, things like crush. 146 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:57.040 So for some reason she rides on that ship. She 147 00:07:57.160 --> 00:08:00.279 rides on the handle of like the crushing, the hand crushing. 148 00:08:00.079 --> 00:08:02.279 Other things like what four inches long? 149 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:04.160 It's gotta be like pretty long. I don't know how 150 00:08:04.199 --> 00:08:05.800 she rides on it just to just sit inside of 151 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:06.680 her buttthole and then. 152 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:07.959 She like it's a plug. 153 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:11.399 Because I don't get it, like a broom kind of 154 00:08:11.399 --> 00:08:13.040 makes sense. You can actually kind of sit on and 155 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:15.120 hold it, like you know. Even they made the joke 156 00:08:15.199 --> 00:08:17.800 in hocus Pocus where she rides in like a vacuum 157 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:21.079 and ship because they don't have their brooms. So have 158 00:08:21.120 --> 00:08:22.959 you ever seen that? Another one that said, yeah, you 159 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:25.240 never see hocus Pocus. You need to watch that movie. 160 00:08:25.279 --> 00:08:27.680 It's it's gold. It's good movie. Yeah, it's good. You 161 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:31.240 have to watch it Halloween sometime. So and then they 162 00:08:31.399 --> 00:08:34.039 I just find that's super weird there she is supposed 163 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:35.840 to be supposed to be used as a flying aid 164 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:38.039 and a wand and it's just like it just like 165 00:08:38.120 --> 00:08:39.000 it's like a butt plug. 166 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:40.960 It's sucking me but I can't. 167 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:44.559 Oh, that's where that's where came from, because she needed 168 00:08:44.600 --> 00:08:45.759 to do a spell but it was stuck. 169 00:08:46.279 --> 00:08:49.639 Just had to fucking just shake it out of there. 170 00:08:49.759 --> 00:08:52.120 All right, ladies were here and they're all shaking their 171 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:54.080 butts to trying to get the fucking thing to come out. 172 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:56.080 All the guys like those. That's nice. 173 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:58.639 I like it, or just be funnier if it was 174 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:00.960 like a massive thing and then makes this magical maybe 175 00:09:01.039 --> 00:09:03.759 shrink smaller. But like I don't get the thing of 176 00:09:03.840 --> 00:09:06.639 riding around on like a handle. It's like you know 177 00:09:06.679 --> 00:09:07.960 what I mean, So it's fucking weird. 178 00:09:08.360 --> 00:09:11.840 Gus could be a little bigger, maybe a foot, and 179 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:13.679 that's just kind of she's got big. 180 00:09:13.519 --> 00:09:16.679 Little meaty hands and crushes ship. Maybe she's crushing bones 181 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:18.279 and who knows. It doesn't really I don't think it 182 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:20.759 says well. I think we'll get into more of her appearance, 183 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:22.360 but I don't know if it really says how tall 184 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:24.080 she is. So maybe she's super fucking tall and the 185 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:30.720 thing's massive I don't fucking know, sound sized. So it's 186 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:33.000 got to be a butt plug, a flying butt plug 187 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:37.960 hashtag flying butt plug. Tails involving her usually take place 188 00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:40.759 at her hut and is found deep in the woods, 189 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:45.720 standing on magical chicken legs with a rooster's head on top. 190 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:48.120 So she lives in the house, a little hut and 191 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:52.240 it stands on magical chicken legs. This is a really fucking. 192 00:09:51.919 --> 00:09:53.679 Weird fake chicken legs. 193 00:09:53.720 --> 00:09:56.279 No, like real magical chicken legs that like move and 194 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:56.919 walk around. 195 00:09:57.000 --> 00:10:00.720 Are they cooked the like the wing? 196 00:10:00.879 --> 00:10:03.639 No, it's like it's like legitly like looks like actual 197 00:10:03.720 --> 00:10:05.519 chicken mics from the pictures I've seen. We'll post some 198 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:08.080 pictures on the Stranger podcast page. But and it's just 199 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:10.039 holding all that up, It's holding all the house up. 200 00:10:10.039 --> 00:10:12.039 It's the weirdest. This is one of the weirdest, like 201 00:10:12.159 --> 00:10:14.440 folklore tales I've heard about in a long time. 202 00:10:14.600 --> 00:10:17.440 It's like, I like, I like chicken leg foundation. Nothing. 203 00:10:17.799 --> 00:10:21.120 No, it's just because how big are they? They like 204 00:10:21.639 --> 00:10:23.279 the house like way up in the air, so you 205 00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:24.320 can only enter my house. 206 00:10:25.120 --> 00:10:27.480 It's creepy because it also has a rooster head on top, 207 00:10:27.879 --> 00:10:29.960 which is fucking scary. It's a house, but it's like 208 00:10:30.399 --> 00:10:33.559 an animal kind of that she lives inside, and legend 209 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:36.159 says her hut is surrounded by a fence made of 210 00:10:36.320 --> 00:10:37.480 human bones. 211 00:10:39.399 --> 00:10:40.919 Oh how long that tip to build? 212 00:10:41.399 --> 00:10:41.799 A while? 213 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:44.480 Probably quite a while, victims, how long of a fence? 214 00:10:44.600 --> 00:10:46.559 Like she got acres here? Or just like just a 215 00:10:46.559 --> 00:10:47.240 small little. 216 00:10:47.480 --> 00:10:50.320 Joseph Mengelin never think of this surround his fucking his 217 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:54.200 medical center in Nazi Germany with fucking human bones. Probably 218 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:58.519 does jewel bones and make a fence. A gold's there, 219 00:10:59.159 --> 00:11:02.919 you make a good fans. So inside her hut, heroes 220 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:07.840 usually encounter her stretching across her cooking her stove. So 221 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:10.919 if people you know, because there's stories of people like 222 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:13.919 almost like Disney stories where people are kind of like 223 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:16.480 wanting to fight her or kill this evil witch that 224 00:11:16.519 --> 00:11:18.639 lives in the forest on top of chicken legs, and 225 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:20.879 we'll post the pictures because it's fucking weird looking house, 226 00:11:21.279 --> 00:11:22.559 and I hope somebody. 227 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:25.200 In I can picture it like just giant, like giant 228 00:11:25.279 --> 00:11:29.679 chicken legs, just huge, like a skyscraper the. 229 00:11:29.679 --> 00:11:32.159 Forest and you're hunting some bear or some ship and 230 00:11:32.200 --> 00:11:34.519 you just see this house running on chicken legs go by. 231 00:11:34.759 --> 00:11:37.279 It's like, oh, that's that's just Bob Yaga. Just just 232 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:39.399 don't put any attention to her. She'll fucking eat you. 233 00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:42.919 The people that encounter that come across her hut usually 234 00:11:42.919 --> 00:11:45.840 see your stretch across to her stove cooking. The enormous 235 00:11:45.919 --> 00:11:49.039 stove itself reaches from one side of the hut to 236 00:11:49.080 --> 00:11:53.639 the other, so supposed to be it's subtly emphasizing her 237 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:56.799 magic in size, so she can magically make things bigger 238 00:11:56.840 --> 00:11:57.399 or smaller. 239 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:00.000 So I'm still on the ship. 240 00:12:00.720 --> 00:12:04.080 So these legs aren't tall enough then to have bypassers 241 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:08.240 not look into the window, because they'd be taller if people. 242 00:12:08.039 --> 00:12:09.799 Could, they'd be it'd have to be shorter if people 243 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:10.200 could see it. 244 00:12:10.200 --> 00:12:10.320 All. 245 00:12:10.360 --> 00:12:15.200 Yeah, well maybe it looks like a normal hut. And 246 00:12:15.240 --> 00:12:16.960 then when she's like all right, I've had enough of 247 00:12:17.000 --> 00:12:19.799 this place they like, pick it, they walk away. 248 00:12:19.879 --> 00:12:21.279 That could be true. 249 00:12:21.559 --> 00:12:24.039 The stove is another common detail, and the tails of 250 00:12:24.080 --> 00:12:27.480 Bobby Yaga as the punishment for the failure of certain 251 00:12:27.559 --> 00:12:29.799 tasks is a fate of being cooked and eaten. So 252 00:12:29.840 --> 00:12:32.080 if you didn't if you didn't follow the task, I 253 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:35.320 guess that she gave you, you would end up being eaten, cooked, 254 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:37.679 and yum. She's another canna. But we've talked about a 255 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:38.279 lot of canas. 256 00:12:38.679 --> 00:12:40.320 Think they're like impossible. 257 00:12:40.360 --> 00:12:43.600 Tasks are like pretty Like you know, when siblings fight, 258 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:45.919 it's like, get me a can of pop. Yeah, don't 259 00:12:45.919 --> 00:12:47.720 get yourself one. It's like do you want to die? 260 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:49.600 And yeah, you're dying right now. 261 00:12:49.639 --> 00:12:51.080 And then you're just playing your video games and you 262 00:12:51.120 --> 00:12:53.919 get a can of pop whipped at your skull. There's 263 00:12:53.960 --> 00:13:01.080 your fucking pup. Despite an ambitious Appetiteever, Bobby is always 264 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:05.279 betrayed as a skinny and bony with like the emphasis 265 00:13:05.279 --> 00:13:10.679 on bony. So she's like just an extremely skinny, anorexic, old, 266 00:13:10.759 --> 00:13:14.919 fucking scary looking bitch. So with a fucking house that 267 00:13:14.960 --> 00:13:17.120 has chicken legs, I'm not getting over that chicken. 268 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:20.120 Like like a nice size ass. I'm sure what. 269 00:13:20.960 --> 00:13:23.600 She's got like a flat fucking back just goes. 270 00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:27.559 Through and then just a bank. 271 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:30.440 Yeah, and that's like you ever see those like Cold 272 00:13:30.559 --> 00:13:33.240 cartoons and those Disney cartoons where they're walking and it's 273 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:35.440 like their backs like the old woman's got a big. 274 00:13:35.480 --> 00:13:38.559 Big but donk a donk on her Like every Pixar movie. 275 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:41.159 Yeah, yeah, well yeah, you got the Incredibles, bitch, there's 276 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:42.080 a lot of fucking. 277 00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:43.679 Movies, every single Pixar movie. 278 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:46.399 Every Yeah, they always like thick thighs too, Like Mwana's 279 00:13:46.399 --> 00:13:47.799 got those thick thighs going on. 280 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:50.480 It was like, I think I posted that a while ago. 281 00:13:50.519 --> 00:13:52.399 Actually it was Pixart. 282 00:13:52.399 --> 00:13:54.360 It's like a buddy, I got an idea, Why don't 283 00:13:54.360 --> 00:13:56.840 we just give every mom an absolute dumb truck of it? 284 00:13:57.399 --> 00:13:58.799 Yeah, I remember that's on that That was on the 285 00:13:58.799 --> 00:14:03.240 host Sid's page. That's fucking funny. So any child caught 286 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:06.279 by the Witch runs the risk of being coming dinner. 287 00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:10.120 Some stories depict her having a large stove for cooking 288 00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:13.840 children in similar manner manners to hans On Gretel. So 289 00:14:14.000 --> 00:14:16.440 I don't know, and what we might we've kind of 290 00:14:16.480 --> 00:14:18.159 talked about hans On Gretel. I get I think a 291 00:14:18.159 --> 00:14:21.440 little bit when we talked about the strains the origin, 292 00:14:22.120 --> 00:14:24.240 but then we we talked slightly about the origins of 293 00:14:24.279 --> 00:14:26.919 fairy tales and stuff. But I think we'll probably dive 294 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:30.039 into something along that lines later on. But who knows. 295 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:32.000 If this is where they got the story of hans 296 00:14:32.000 --> 00:14:35.200 On grete from is as weird ass bitch from something? 297 00:14:36.080 --> 00:14:38.039 And then if for anyone that hasn't seen in the movie, 298 00:14:38.080 --> 00:14:39.919 there's a horror movie called hands on Greto. It's actually 299 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:41.799 pretty good. It's creepy, creepy, and they made it more 300 00:14:41.840 --> 00:14:44.320 like original based on the real story for being a 301 00:14:44.320 --> 00:14:46.600 scary witch that is ready to cook children and shit, 302 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:48.600 and it's just fine. I was just told as like. 303 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:51.639 A this whole thing could just come from like somebody 304 00:14:51.759 --> 00:14:54.080 not coming home at a certain time when the kids 305 00:14:54.080 --> 00:14:54.519 are flying. 306 00:14:56.600 --> 00:14:57.720 But you know what's gonna happen. 307 00:14:57.960 --> 00:15:01.320 You're gonna a lot of that where it's like it's 308 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:06.000 like tails of what's the word I want to use? Tails? 309 00:15:06.080 --> 00:15:09.039 Like just a precaution, I guess, so like you you know, 310 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:12.200 like you know, scare your kid, you don't need your crushed, 311 00:15:12.360 --> 00:15:14.720 you won't grow hair on your chest. That's my grandma 312 00:15:14.759 --> 00:15:15.879 used to tell me. I'm like, why don't I need 313 00:15:15.960 --> 00:15:18.159 hair on my chest? Like twelve, I don't need this ship. 314 00:15:18.519 --> 00:15:19.960 You always tell you don't need a crush. You won't 315 00:15:19.960 --> 00:15:22.759 grow hair on your chest. I'm like, do I eat it? 316 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:24.799 Is it gonna help me in life? Yeah? 317 00:15:25.039 --> 00:15:28.200 I think she meant just yeah. I think that's all 318 00:15:28.240 --> 00:15:28.639 she meant. 319 00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:32.919 So yeah, So it like they was kind of depicted 320 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:35.120 like the same way of hands on Gretel, but otherwise 321 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:39.600 maybe Bobby Yaga is to use her pestel, her pestle 322 00:15:39.720 --> 00:15:42.320 and her mortar to grind up children's bones after she 323 00:15:42.399 --> 00:15:42.919 kills them. 324 00:15:43.159 --> 00:15:46.159 So also flew and then you always got it on hand. 325 00:15:46.279 --> 00:15:48.759 She's always right there, It's always ready. 326 00:15:48.639 --> 00:15:48.879 Just like it. 327 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:54.080 She reminds me of like those creepy those creepy witches, though, 328 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:55.720 Is there one I'm trying to think of Sword in 329 00:15:55.759 --> 00:15:59.039 the Stone. There's that really creepy one witch and she 330 00:15:59.039 --> 00:16:01.600 has like the big long note and she fucking like everything. 331 00:16:01.799 --> 00:16:05.279 Around rather than Sabrina. Has there ever been not creepy witches? 332 00:16:06.799 --> 00:16:10.519 I guess Oh yeah, A Wizard of Oz witch was 333 00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:14.399 pretty creepy. They're all fucking creepy, except for the sexy ones. 334 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:16.960 That's what I said, except for Sabrina's hot. 335 00:16:17.039 --> 00:16:17.519 Yeah she was. 336 00:16:17.799 --> 00:16:19.360 She was only a teenager, though I don't know what 337 00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:21.399 she looks like when she's like one hundred and ninety, 338 00:16:21.559 --> 00:16:22.799 she might look a lot worse. 339 00:16:23.200 --> 00:16:27.639 So it is true that sometimes she does consume adults, 340 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:30.320 but the young are usually a primary target, which shows 341 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:33.559 that this is probably a cautionary tale in some ways. Right, 342 00:16:33.919 --> 00:16:37.960 So the physical description of bob Yaga goes much further 343 00:16:38.120 --> 00:16:41.360 than a typical witch. It is truly stuff of nightmares. 344 00:16:42.480 --> 00:16:46.320 In most of the Bobbyaga legends, it's clear that every 345 00:16:46.559 --> 00:16:49.840 single part of her body is hideous, every single part. 346 00:16:50.440 --> 00:16:52.679 She don't got like a nice ass. It's she doesn't 347 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:55.240 have like a nice vagina, she doesn't have nice tits. 348 00:16:55.279 --> 00:16:58.200 Everything is grosser than the thing you saw before. So 349 00:16:58.240 --> 00:17:00.799 it's like she's in a long dress, a veil over you. 350 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:03.399 She pulls it up, her face is fucking hideous, and 351 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:05.000 then she pulls up her arms, and her arms. 352 00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:07.279 R hair is everything worse. 353 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:11.440 And then she's like she's like old Greg where she 354 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:14.000 pulls up her skirt and then her vagina fucking flashes 355 00:17:14.000 --> 00:17:16.480 the light of disgustingness that your eyes for all those 356 00:17:16.519 --> 00:17:18.680 people look up Old Greg on YouTube and you've never 357 00:17:18.759 --> 00:17:22.880 seen it. I'm all, Greg dumb. I know. I tried 358 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:25.880 to show you. We're drinking like last last week, and 359 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:27.880 we're all too drunk, and I was like Old Greg's 360 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:31.839 on the screen and nobody was paying attention. So and 361 00:17:31.839 --> 00:17:34.680 like we said, her teeth are iron, which is fucking crazy. 362 00:17:34.680 --> 00:17:37.680 That makes her easy to devour unsuspecting humans. If her 363 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:40.039 teeth are iron, why do you need to crush up 364 00:17:40.079 --> 00:17:42.079 the fucking baby bones the fucking kid. 365 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:45.279 Bones, because like, why why would you get all of it? 366 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:47.960 Then if you're crushing up, yeah, you could use this 367 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:53.359 seasoning ceasing or I guess why are you going to 368 00:17:53.440 --> 00:17:56.160 say no? I just I'm trying to honestly think about 369 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:57.839 their ways or reasons. 370 00:17:58.079 --> 00:17:59.440 I guess like you don't, okay. 371 00:17:59.480 --> 00:18:02.519 So it's like, why do people use mashed potatoes when 372 00:18:02.559 --> 00:18:05.359 they can just eat the potato from the potato And 373 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:06.839 it's like, well, I don't want it that way. 374 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:07.640 I do you like it? 375 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:12.720 Do you like coating for chickens like kids? Bones? Coat shaking, 376 00:18:12.799 --> 00:18:17.079 bake literally with the kids fucking bones. She has extremely 377 00:18:17.119 --> 00:18:22.119 cold and piercing eyes, numerous physical deformities, so I don't 378 00:18:22.160 --> 00:18:24.400 and bone you leg. So when you're thinking about what 379 00:18:24.400 --> 00:18:28.559 do you think of physical deformities, like an extra smaller 380 00:18:28.559 --> 00:18:30.359 hand than the other hand. 381 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:33.319 Oh, I always yeah, that makes every time I say 382 00:18:33.359 --> 00:18:35.799 I hear deformities, I think you have extra things. 383 00:18:35.880 --> 00:18:37.039 Yeah, it could be less of things. 384 00:18:37.279 --> 00:18:37.720 It could be. 385 00:18:37.799 --> 00:18:39.119 But I was just like, I just want to see 386 00:18:39.119 --> 00:18:42.240 like a one hand's got like forty seven fingers on it. 387 00:18:42.319 --> 00:18:44.400 You're like, I don't like that. Could that could be 388 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:46.359 true too? She could have just more appendages. 389 00:18:46.480 --> 00:18:48.920 Oh, could you imagine having fingers and then at the 390 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:51.640 tip of your fingers grows another finger and then oh 391 00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:52.920 keeps going. 392 00:18:52.960 --> 00:18:54.759 But they are separate. 393 00:18:55.119 --> 00:18:56.599 When we just we just talked about that guy with 394 00:18:56.680 --> 00:18:57.720 the long fingernails. 395 00:18:57.920 --> 00:19:01.720 Yeah, disgusting, And we did that. 396 00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:02.519 That was on the water. Yeah, she got the Patreon 397 00:19:02.559 --> 00:19:06.079 because that was a pretty that's fucking disgusting. So like 398 00:19:06.119 --> 00:19:09.720 when we said, like, she has a long crooked nose, 399 00:19:10.200 --> 00:19:17.440 completing her terrifying visage, I guess that's the word visage massage. 400 00:19:17.720 --> 00:19:21.079 No visade is like a facade is like the government 401 00:19:21.160 --> 00:19:23.039