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Speaker 1: So have you ever heard of Bob Yaga Badi YadA YadA? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, I fucking TikTok shit. So we're gonna get
Speaker 1: to a weird subject. This is a witch, uh, and
Speaker 1: it's a Slavic witch and that's why this is interesting.
Speaker 1: And I remember looking at but where I heard it
Speaker 1: from was Necro, one of my favorite rappers. If people
Speaker 1: have heard me say this before that I enjoy Necro's lyricism.
Speaker 1: He's the most brutal rapper on earth. He has disgusting
Speaker 1: songs called like you know you bitches off to get
Speaker 1: fucking the ass and and a song called Whore where
Speaker 1: he just talks about whorores.
Speaker 6: But definitely this is the verse where I.
Speaker 1: Heard it from, and I was like, you know, he says,
Speaker 1: el read the lyrics after what he says, but this
Speaker 1: is from the song where I heard this and got
Speaker 1: into the subject.
Speaker 7: Please you at your wet completely recabilitated, re you figurated,
Speaker 7: we assimilated and relocated site. Please pick fisco populated, Bubba
Speaker 7: weave jed. You're not Cana club du like Yago people
Speaker 7: like Baba Yaka. I'm obplicated to whip up my tech
Speaker 7: blady kaga ate it beopulated.
Speaker 1: I'm not about love pumped up. So's I want to
Speaker 1: I wanted to read what he actually said. So it's
Speaker 1: I'm completely really abilitated, reinvigorated, reassimilated in a relocated psych
Speaker 1: leave you discombobulated, Bob, and we jog your noggin and
Speaker 1: fuck your medulla, Oblan Gatta clapping you, clopbing you like Drago,
Speaker 1: which is kind of cool line evil like Bobbyaga, I'm
Speaker 1: obligated to whip out my dick. Lady Gaga ate it.
Speaker 1: She ovulated and it goes on. It's classy, class But
Speaker 1: the thing is, that's where I heard about it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, who is Bobbyaga? And I've remember that
Speaker 1: song long time ago, like when I was like seventeen
Speaker 1: or some shit, because that's when I've never heard about
Speaker 1: so and now when I started researching, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a weird fucking witch. So an ambiguous as
Speaker 1: she is hideous, Bobbyaga is an anomaly both maternally mother
Speaker 1: mother nature kind of figure and an evil villain who
Speaker 1: enjoys eating those who failed to complete her tasks.
Speaker 5: So like, yeah, if you're a slave, you're fine, and yeah,
Speaker 5: slave you can be food.
Speaker 1: Food chain, right, Yeah, it's kind of a weird thing
Speaker 1: to be, like you know, fall my fucking tesk, because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking be try ass.
Speaker 6: That's not really a weird thing.
Speaker 5: That's like probably like forty percent of women the entire
Speaker 5: world right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true for all the fucking protocol. Fuck yeah.
Speaker 1: You go to check out our tiktoks if you want
Speaker 1: to hear me yellow about shit strange podcasts. The origins
Speaker 1: of her name are unclear as their purpose tends to be.
Speaker 1: It is believed that Baba means something akin to old women,
Speaker 1: old woman, or grandmother, while Yaga has conflicting theories of
Speaker 1: the meaning, raging from snake to wicked. So it could
Speaker 1: be old woman wicked or like old snake woman by
Speaker 1: old wicked woman. Yeah, you wicked woman.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of a lot of the languages.
Speaker 5: Fact, where was the Slavic So I don't know if
Speaker 5: they I don't know their language, person, but a lot
Speaker 5: of languages has words where the way they type it
Speaker 5: is actually said that I know it's wicked women, red
Speaker 5: woman wicked.
Speaker 1: That's true because it seems like everyone like thinks our
Speaker 1: language is last backwards.
Speaker 6: But languages language is the worst.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's weird, fucking yeah, it could it could be
Speaker 1: in Slavic is what like that's like a near rusher, right,
Speaker 1: my fucking stupid. So regardless, even bob Yaga's name emphasizes
Speaker 1: how strange this bitch is. So the most common betrayal
Speaker 1: of Bobbyaga is either as one an old woman or
Speaker 1: a trio of old sisters, all who I'm depicted skinny
Speaker 1: with iron teeth and noses so long they could touch
Speaker 1: the ceiling when they're asleep, only so they're full blowing.
Speaker 1: I know that's crazy.
Speaker 5: And that's like carrying a ladder everywhere without hitting the door.
Speaker 5: Like if you ever had to carry a full sized
Speaker 5: ladder through a fucking house, it's horrible.
Speaker 1: Like imagine like your nose is that big when you sleep,
Speaker 1: it fucking hits the ceiling.
Speaker 5: I think it bends maybe like yeah, because like the
Speaker 5: end of your nose will bend right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not all bone, Yeah, it's all cartlets.
Speaker 5: Do you think is it all cartleas or is it
Speaker 5: all maybe the bone stops?
Speaker 1: And then the trio that's like three old sisters almost
Speaker 1: reminds me of like you know, Hercules, where the fucking
Speaker 1: all those old bitches and they have like the it's
Speaker 1: probably reminiscent of like where they got this story from.
Speaker 6: Who knows, though maybe maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: Why my throat was parched.
Speaker 6: Gotta have that beer.
Speaker 1: Bobby Yaga as commonly illustrated as riding around on a
Speaker 1: mortar rather than a broom, and wielding a pestle. So
Speaker 1: I looked these up because I didn't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck they were. A pestle, a pestel. Mortar and a
Speaker 1: pestel are implements you since ancient times to prepare ingredients
Speaker 1: or substances by crushing, grinding them into a fine paste
Speaker 1: or powder.
Speaker 5: So think about the doctor, things like crush.
Speaker 1: So for some reason she rides on that ship. She
Speaker 1: rides on the handle of like the crushing, the hand crushing.
Speaker 6: Other things like what four inches long?
Speaker 1: It's gotta be like pretty long. I don't know how
Speaker 1: she rides on it just to just sit inside of
Speaker 1: her buttthole and then.
Speaker 6: She like it's a plug.
Speaker 1: Because I don't get it, like a broom kind of
Speaker 1: makes sense. You can actually kind of sit on and
Speaker 1: hold it, like you know. Even they made the joke
Speaker 1: in hocus Pocus where she rides in like a vacuum
Speaker 1: and ship because they don't have their brooms. So have
Speaker 1: you ever seen that? Another one that said, yeah, you
Speaker 1: never see hocus Pocus. You need to watch that movie.
Speaker 1: It's it's gold. It's good movie. Yeah, it's good. You
Speaker 1: have to watch it Halloween sometime. So and then they
Speaker 1: I just find that's super weird there she is supposed
Speaker 1: to be supposed to be used as a flying aid
Speaker 1: and a wand and it's just like it just like
Speaker 1: it's like a butt plug.
Speaker 6: It's sucking me but I can't.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's where that's where came from, because she needed
Speaker 5: to do a spell but it was stuck.
Speaker 1: Just had to fucking just shake it out of there.
Speaker 1: All right, ladies were here and they're all shaking their
Speaker 1: butts to trying to get the fucking thing to come out.
Speaker 6: All the guys like those. That's nice.
Speaker 1: I like it, or just be funnier if it was
Speaker 1: like a massive thing and then makes this magical maybe
Speaker 1: shrink smaller. But like I don't get the thing of
Speaker 1: riding around on like a handle. It's like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, So it's fucking weird.
Speaker 5: Gus could be a little bigger, maybe a foot, and
Speaker 5: that's just kind of she's got big.
Speaker 1: Little meaty hands and crushes ship. Maybe she's crushing bones
Speaker 1: and who knows. It doesn't really I don't think it
Speaker 1: says well. I think we'll get into more of her appearance,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if it really says how tall
Speaker 1: she is. So maybe she's super fucking tall and the
Speaker 1: thing's massive I don't fucking know, sound sized. So it's
Speaker 1: got to be a butt plug, a flying butt plug
Speaker 1: hashtag flying butt plug. Tails involving her usually take place
Speaker 1: at her hut and is found deep in the woods,
Speaker 1: standing on magical chicken legs with a rooster's head on top.
Speaker 1: So she lives in the house, a little hut and
Speaker 1: it stands on magical chicken legs. This is a really fucking.
Speaker 6: Weird fake chicken legs.
Speaker 1: No, like real magical chicken legs that like move and
Speaker 1: walk around.
Speaker 6: Are they cooked the like the wing?
Speaker 1: No, it's like it's like legitly like looks like actual
Speaker 1: chicken mics from the pictures I've seen. We'll post some
Speaker 1: pictures on the Stranger podcast page. But and it's just
Speaker 1: holding all that up, It's holding all the house up.
Speaker 1: It's the weirdest. This is one of the weirdest, like
Speaker 1: folklore tales I've heard about in a long time.
Speaker 6: It's like, I like, I like chicken leg foundation. Nothing.
Speaker 5: No, it's just because how big are they? They like
Speaker 5: the house like way up in the air, so you
Speaker 5: can only enter my house.
Speaker 1: It's creepy because it also has a rooster head on top,
Speaker 1: which is fucking scary. It's a house, but it's like
Speaker 1: an animal kind of that she lives inside, and legend
Speaker 1: says her hut is surrounded by a fence made of
Speaker 1: human bones.
Speaker 6: Oh how long that tip to build?
Speaker 1: A while?
Speaker 5: Probably quite a while, victims, how long of a fence?
Speaker 5: Like she got acres here? Or just like just a
Speaker 5: small little.
Speaker 1: Joseph Mengelin never think of this surround his fucking his
Speaker 1: medical center in Nazi Germany with fucking human bones. Probably
Speaker 1: does jewel bones and make a fence. A gold's there,
Speaker 1: you make a good fans. So inside her hut, heroes
Speaker 1: usually encounter her stretching across her cooking her stove. So
Speaker 1: if people you know, because there's stories of people like
Speaker 1: almost like Disney stories where people are kind of like
Speaker 1: wanting to fight her or kill this evil witch that
Speaker 1: lives in the forest on top of chicken legs, and
Speaker 1: we'll post the pictures because it's fucking weird looking house,
Speaker 1: and I hope somebody.
Speaker 5: In I can picture it like just giant, like giant
Speaker 5: chicken legs, just huge, like a skyscraper the.
Speaker 1: Forest and you're hunting some bear or some ship and
Speaker 1: you just see this house running on chicken legs go by.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, that's that's just Bob Yaga. Just just
Speaker 1: don't put any attention to her. She'll fucking eat you.
Speaker 1: The people that encounter that come across her hut usually
Speaker 1: see your stretch across to her stove cooking. The enormous
Speaker 1: stove itself reaches from one side of the hut to
Speaker 1: the other, so supposed to be it's subtly emphasizing her
Speaker 1: magic in size, so she can magically make things bigger
Speaker 1: or smaller.
Speaker 6: So I'm still on the ship.
Speaker 5: So these legs aren't tall enough then to have bypassers
Speaker 5: not look into the window, because they'd be taller if people.
Speaker 6: Could, they'd be it'd have to be shorter if people
Speaker 6: could see it.
Speaker 2: All.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe it looks like a normal hut. And
Speaker 1: then when she's like all right, I've had enough of
Speaker 1: this place they like, pick it, they walk away.
Speaker 6: That could be true.
Speaker 1: The stove is another common detail, and the tails of
Speaker 1: Bobby Yaga as the punishment for the failure of certain
Speaker 1: tasks is a fate of being cooked and eaten. So
Speaker 1: if you didn't if you didn't follow the task, I
Speaker 1: guess that she gave you, you would end up being eaten, cooked,
Speaker 1: and yum. She's another canna. But we've talked about a
Speaker 1: lot of canas.
Speaker 6: Think they're like impossible.
Speaker 5: Tasks are like pretty Like you know, when siblings fight,
Speaker 5: it's like, get me a can of pop. Yeah, don't
Speaker 5: get yourself one. It's like do you want to die?
Speaker 5: And yeah, you're dying right now.
Speaker 1: And then you're just playing your video games and you
Speaker 1: get a can of pop whipped at your skull. There's
Speaker 1: your fucking pup. Despite an ambitious Appetiteever, Bobby is always
Speaker 1: betrayed as a skinny and bony with like the emphasis
Speaker 1: on bony. So she's like just an extremely skinny, anorexic, old,
Speaker 1: fucking scary looking bitch. So with a fucking house that
Speaker 1: has chicken legs, I'm not getting over that chicken.
Speaker 6: Like like a nice size ass. I'm sure what.
Speaker 1: She's got like a flat fucking back just goes.
Speaker 6: Through and then just a bank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's like you ever see those like Cold
Speaker 1: cartoons and those Disney cartoons where they're walking and it's
Speaker 1: like their backs like the old woman's got a big.
Speaker 6: Big but donk a donk on her Like every Pixar movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well yeah, you got the Incredibles, bitch, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of fucking.
Speaker 6: Movies, every single Pixar movie.
Speaker 1: Every Yeah, they always like thick thighs too, Like Mwana's
Speaker 1: got those thick thighs going on.
Speaker 6: It was like, I think I posted that a while ago.
Speaker 6: Actually it was Pixart.
Speaker 5: It's like a buddy, I got an idea, Why don't
Speaker 5: we just give every mom an absolute dumb truck of it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that's on that That was on the
Speaker 1: host Sid's page. That's fucking funny. So any child caught
Speaker 1: by the Witch runs the risk of being coming dinner.
Speaker 1: Some stories depict her having a large stove for cooking
Speaker 1: children in similar manner manners to hans On Gretel. So
Speaker 1: I don't know, and what we might we've kind of
Speaker 1: talked about hans On Gretel. I get I think a
Speaker 1: little bit when we talked about the strains the origin,
Speaker 1: but then we we talked slightly about the origins of
Speaker 1: fairy tales and stuff. But I think we'll probably dive
Speaker 1: into something along that lines later on. But who knows.
Speaker 1: If this is where they got the story of hans
Speaker 1: On grete from is as weird ass bitch from something?
Speaker 1: And then if for anyone that hasn't seen in the movie,
Speaker 1: there's a horror movie called hands on Greto. It's actually
Speaker 1: pretty good. It's creepy, creepy, and they made it more
Speaker 1: like original based on the real story for being a
Speaker 1: scary witch that is ready to cook children and shit,
Speaker 1: and it's just fine. I was just told as like.
Speaker 5: A this whole thing could just come from like somebody
Speaker 5: not coming home at a certain time when the kids
Speaker 5: are flying.
Speaker 6: But you know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: You're gonna a lot of that where it's like it's
Speaker 1: like tails of what's the word I want to use? Tails?
Speaker 1: Like just a precaution, I guess, so like you you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, scare your kid, you don't need your crushed,
Speaker 1: you won't grow hair on your chest. That's my grandma
Speaker 1: used to tell me. I'm like, why don't I need
Speaker 1: hair on my chest? Like twelve, I don't need this ship.
Speaker 1: You always tell you don't need a crush. You won't
Speaker 1: grow hair on your chest. I'm like, do I eat it?
Speaker 1: Is it gonna help me in life? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think she meant just yeah. I think that's all
Speaker 6: she meant.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So it like they was kind of depicted
Speaker 1: like the same way of hands on Gretel, but otherwise
Speaker 1: maybe Bobby Yaga is to use her pestel, her pestle
Speaker 1: and her mortar to grind up children's bones after she
Speaker 1: kills them.
Speaker 6: So also flew and then you always got it on hand.
Speaker 6: She's always right there, It's always ready.
Speaker 3: Just like it.
Speaker 1: She reminds me of like those creepy those creepy witches, though,
Speaker 1: Is there one I'm trying to think of Sword in
Speaker 1: the Stone. There's that really creepy one witch and she
Speaker 1: has like the big long note and she fucking like everything.
Speaker 6: Around rather than Sabrina. Has there ever been not creepy witches?
Speaker 1: I guess Oh yeah, A Wizard of Oz witch was
Speaker 1: pretty creepy. They're all fucking creepy, except for the sexy ones.
Speaker 6: That's what I said, except for Sabrina's hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah she was.
Speaker 5: She was only a teenager, though I don't know what
Speaker 5: she looks like when she's like one hundred and ninety,
Speaker 5: she might look a lot worse.
Speaker 1: So it is true that sometimes she does consume adults,
Speaker 1: but the young are usually a primary target, which shows
Speaker 1: that this is probably a cautionary tale in some ways. Right,
Speaker 1: So the physical description of bob Yaga goes much further
Speaker 1: than a typical witch. It is truly stuff of nightmares.
Speaker 1: In most of the Bobbyaga legends, it's clear that every
Speaker 1: single part of her body is hideous, every single part.
Speaker 1: She don't got like a nice ass. It's she doesn't
Speaker 1: have like a nice vagina, she doesn't have nice tits.
Speaker 1: Everything is grosser than the thing you saw before. So
Speaker 1: it's like she's in a long dress, a veil over you.
Speaker 1: She pulls it up, her face is fucking hideous, and
Speaker 1: then she pulls up her arms, and her arms.
Speaker 5: R hair is everything worse.
Speaker 1: And then she's like she's like old Greg where she
Speaker 1: pulls up her skirt and then her vagina fucking flashes
Speaker 1: the light of disgustingness that your eyes for all those
Speaker 1: people look up Old Greg on YouTube and you've never
Speaker 1: seen it. I'm all, Greg dumb. I know. I tried
Speaker 1: to show you. We're drinking like last last week, and
Speaker 1: we're all too drunk, and I was like Old Greg's
Speaker 1: on the screen and nobody was paying attention. So and
Speaker 1: like we said, her teeth are iron, which is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: That makes her easy to devour unsuspecting humans. If her
Speaker 1: teeth are iron, why do you need to crush up
Speaker 1: the fucking baby bones the fucking kid.
Speaker 6: Bones, because like, why why would you get all of it?
Speaker 5: Then if you're crushing up, yeah, you could use this
Speaker 5: seasoning ceasing or I guess why are you going to
Speaker 5: say no? I just I'm trying to honestly think about
Speaker 5: their ways or reasons.
Speaker 6: I guess like you don't, okay.
Speaker 5: So it's like, why do people use mashed potatoes when
Speaker 5: they can just eat the potato from the potato And
Speaker 5: it's like, well, I don't want it that way.
Speaker 6: I do you like it?
Speaker 1: Do you like coating for chickens like kids? Bones? Coat shaking,
Speaker 1: bake literally with the kids fucking bones. She has extremely
Speaker 1: cold and piercing eyes, numerous physical deformities, so I don't
Speaker 1: and bone you leg. So when you're thinking about what
Speaker 1: do you think of physical deformities, like an extra smaller
Speaker 1: hand than the other hand.
Speaker 5: Oh, I always yeah, that makes every time I say
Speaker 5: I hear deformities, I think you have extra things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be less of things.
Speaker 6: It could be.
Speaker 5: But I was just like, I just want to see
Speaker 5: like a one hand's got like forty seven fingers on it.
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't like that. Could that could be
Speaker 1: true too? She could have just more appendages.
Speaker 5: Oh, could you imagine having fingers and then at the
Speaker 5: tip of your fingers grows another finger and then oh
Speaker 5: keeps going.
Speaker 6: But they are separate.
Speaker 1: When we just we just talked about that guy with
Speaker 1: the long fingernails.
Speaker 6: Yeah, disgusting, And we did that.
Speaker 1: That was on the water. Yeah, she got the Patreon
Speaker 1: because that was a pretty that's fucking disgusting. So like
Speaker 1: when we said, like, she has a long crooked nose,
Speaker 1: completing her terrifying visage, I guess that's the word visage massage.
Speaker 1: No visade is like a facade is like the government
Speaker 1: telling you the truth and then be like no, actually
Speaker 1: we're not, We're actually killing everything. Appearance it's fucking scary
Speaker 1: all witches. I think she's like you know, which is
Speaker 1: usually yahing at long nose and creepy looking eyes and
Speaker 1: their skins gray. But this bitch has anything you can
Speaker 1: think of that as horrifying. She know, she has pimples
Speaker 1: probably everywhere when.
Speaker 6: The boils, they ain't pimples them boils. I was just saying, she's.
Speaker 1: Supposed to be so disgusting. She probably just has non
Speaker 1: stop pimple pop popping on her face. So every time
Speaker 1: like you look at her, another one pops and squirts
Speaker 1: in your eyes.
Speaker 6: And with that, with that magic though, I bet she
Speaker 6: gets real.
Speaker 1: Good head with her fucking mortar broom.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it'd be magic.
Speaker 1: She sits on your dick and then all she does
Speaker 1: is like take you inside of her and then she
Speaker 1: like sucks the children up inside of her butthole.
Speaker 6: I can feel good. I don't feel good.
Speaker 5: Like I would be interested enough with enough to drink.
Speaker 1: There's like if people have there that show.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: The Lovecraft Country is based on HP Lovecraft books or whatever,
Speaker 1: but it shows kind of the racism and stuff that
Speaker 1: he actually implemented in his books. It's a good fucked
Speaker 1: up show. But in one of the scenes, a woman's
Speaker 1: like a sucky bass, like a incubus. Is the guys
Speaker 1: is the woman and like this Japanese chicks having sex
Speaker 1: with this guy, and then she kind of engulfs him
Speaker 1: and puts all this like puts like all these tentacles
Speaker 1: through his nose and his mouth and shit pretty much
Speaker 1: like absorbs the energy and eats him. It's pretty fucked up.
Speaker 1: And she's a sucking bus, says a sucker bus. So
Speaker 1: no matter where Bobby Yaga goes, she moves behind a
Speaker 1: morbid reminder of her presence, the foul stench of death
Speaker 1: eminence from her body in her clothing. She's a stinky
Speaker 1: one and disturbing smells tend to linger Linger Linger Pineapple Express.
Speaker 1: Lingers keeps it like she just like you just fucking
Speaker 1: smell this old bitch, Like you go to town and
Speaker 1: be like nah, Like he's like, man, your fucking shop stinks,
Speaker 1: as is Bobby. She was here again, man, last time
Speaker 1: shopping stink one man stink bombs all around town. Try
Speaker 1: to go and get my horse fucking hair trimmed. And
Speaker 1: she's in there getting her vagina fucking hair is trimmed
Speaker 1: and the guy can't even cut his scissors through him,
Speaker 1: and now she just stinks like poo poo, stupidus. Folklore
Speaker 1: often connects her with disease and decay, just like many
Speaker 1: of her fellow witches. So she's kind of like, you know,
Speaker 1: pestulan something like that. Famine's more petulance, but which is
Speaker 1: artically traditionally depicted as fine on brooms. But that's Bobby
Speaker 1: Aga has flat out too straight for that. That's what
Speaker 1: we kind of already talked about. But the Slavic figure
Speaker 1: flies on a mortar and uses the pestle as a
Speaker 1: wand and a weapon. Oh ho, So she flies on
Speaker 1: the bowl, she sits in the bowl of the mortar
Speaker 1: because that's what they use, the crush, and then she
Speaker 1: uses the fucking crushing thing, the crush crusher, as a wander,
Speaker 1: a fucking weapon.
Speaker 6: It's still the bowl is like cup size.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't get it. May just it just
Speaker 1: fits one of her cheeks in there, and then she's
Speaker 1: like all right to go. That's fucking weird though, because like,
Speaker 1: and I think about now that when I was researching
Speaker 1: this and looking at the pictures.
Speaker 5: What I thought until you started talking about the well,
Speaker 5: I said, but plug just as a joke. But yeah,
Speaker 5: fucking that's what I thought to be off the beginning.
Speaker 5: But you went so hard to the handholder.
Speaker 1: I thought that's what it was, because you think about
Speaker 1: riding on a broom, it's a stick, right, I thought
Speaker 1: that you'd use the stick part. But I guess she's
Speaker 1: sitting in the She's sitting in the bowl. And how
Speaker 1: big is this fucking bowl?
Speaker 6: It makes more sense.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be comfortable on your back though, constantly like sitting
Speaker 1: in like you know those shitty those shitty sleds that
Speaker 1: you slide on, Yeah, and then like a circle thing
Speaker 1: and you fucking go.
Speaker 6: But like.
Speaker 1: It's like sitting. But there's some stories say that she
Speaker 1: does carry a broom what she used to sweep away
Speaker 1: her tracks. She's like, no, no, you don't see me
Speaker 1: no more sweep, sweep, sweep, some Mexican.
Speaker 6: I'm clean.
Speaker 1: You go lemon.
Speaker 6: Now, I like lighte solid.
Speaker 1: One of the strangest parts of Bobby AGAs story is
Speaker 1: the construction of her house. And it's simply a wooden hut,
Speaker 1: entirely unremarkable except for the fact that sits on tall
Speaker 1: chicken legs, so it is tall chicken legs and the
Speaker 1: how this makes the house truly mobile, allowing the witch
Speaker 1: to easily change locations, which I think is funny.
Speaker 6: But do you imagine watching that, like go down the
Speaker 6: streets and just like, hope she goes fast, please keep.
Speaker 1: Going, just like look up you're you just like look
Speaker 1: out your window next door and you see like just
Speaker 1: tallush chicken legs. I'm like, the fuck Bobby Holway is
Speaker 1: my neighbor now, Shit, children hide in the basement.
Speaker 6: Yeah, guys, please don't go outside anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, guess he's going to live with Grandma and grandpa.
Speaker 1: And then they go there and then they're like, they're like, oh, Granny,
Speaker 1: how are you? And it's the wolf and he fucking
Speaker 1: eats them. You know. It's red riding, red rating hid so,
Speaker 1: which is weird. And like, obviously she can change locations
Speaker 1: or probably leave if you had to, say, a bunch
Speaker 1: of hunters or something show up, like a Frankenstein style
Speaker 1: like mob and then she just fucks off.
Speaker 6: No, she's magic. I'm sure she could probably fast.
Speaker 1: She probably The hut also has a disappearing door and
Speaker 1: is guarded by a gate of bones and skulls. Visitors
Speaker 1: of the house should be ware it prefers to turn
Speaker 1: back and to it prefers to turn it's back on
Speaker 1: uninvited guest, emanating blood curdling shrieks the entire time, which
Speaker 1: is like, so if you show up and not invite,
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 5: She's so annoying, it's alarm.
Speaker 1: It is like, yeah, but you know how there's a
Speaker 1: chicken head on top. Imagine if that's the thing that
Speaker 1: yells what it was fucking scary?
Speaker 6: So yelling like that or is it yelling.
Speaker 5: Like I feel like it's scary.
Speaker 6: It was just pumpster shotgun.
Speaker 1: Get off my fucking lawn. That's a pretty good I
Speaker 1: can't do that.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: The Slavic tale suggests that Bobby's Layers in the Woods
Speaker 1: was much more than merely a home. In fact, it
Speaker 1: serves as a guard post where she watches the lands
Speaker 1: of the living and the dead. So she's like that's
Speaker 1: why it's like, do we know if she's good or bad?
Speaker 1: Because she's kind of like haiti almost like guarding like
Speaker 1: dead people.
Speaker 6: Yeah, from what.
Speaker 1: Watches the land of the living and the day, just making.
Speaker 5: Sure nobody takes their food. Yeah, I guess she wants
Speaker 5: alllls of food. She's a hungry bitch.
Speaker 1: It's saying it's it is believed that without Bobby Yaga's
Speaker 1: standing guard, the gates between both worlds would easily be breached.
Speaker 1: So she's kind of like almost like a grim Reaper character.
Speaker 6: But she just took it.
Speaker 5: It's like a police officer that just did his job
Speaker 5: like a little shitty. It's like he's just like took
Speaker 5: law into his own hands and started killing people. She's like,
Speaker 5: I don't care. Do you know what I do for you?
Speaker 5: You wouldn't mind giving me a few thousand.
Speaker 1: People now and again, what's what we do for the reptilians?
Speaker 1: Man Ding Ding fucking Terry. Yeah, that's like kind of
Speaker 1: like that, because you know, without the supposed we made,
Speaker 1: this is probably what if we found out the reptilians
Speaker 1: are real, the government and probably like, you know, we
Speaker 1: gave them, like you know those people here to be
Speaker 1: abductdue to me. You know, we gave them children and
Speaker 1: stuff just to keep them at bay. By the way,
Speaker 1: they don't need everybody. They only eat a couple like
Speaker 1: Native children, and a couple of Mexican children, a couple white,
Speaker 1: but mostly like that.
Speaker 6: They were probably gonna rape anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Could you imagine like living your life listening.
Speaker 8: To this this podcast you yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Terry.
Speaker 5: Terry literally went out of his way to make a
Speaker 5: fucking dingboard every time he hears the word reptilian. And
Speaker 5: that's only on maybe an hour long episode that you're
Speaker 5: listening to. I know, working at our shift with them
Speaker 5: hours a week.
Speaker 6: But have fun.
Speaker 1: We don't have it anymore, not anymore. It's gotten it's
Speaker 1: gotten better.
Speaker 6: When it was worse, it was worse.
Speaker 1: It was ten times worse. When I was younger. I
Speaker 1: would be probably a psychotic piece of shit if I
Speaker 1: was doing that podcast back then, I'd just be yelling
Speaker 1: at a micro by myself because everyone would just leave.
Speaker 6: I can't imagine many people would stay, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: So perhaps the Old Witch's occasional human meals were sacrifices
Speaker 1: to keep the dead at bay. That is just a
Speaker 1: suggestion or a theory, a suggestion.
Speaker 6: That maybe, but she was eating it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was eating it.
Speaker 5: Like the dead are getting enough. People that just naturally die,
Speaker 5: especially back then, they're fucking especially.
Speaker 1: Right now, Oh my god, COVID it's killing everybody. Everybody
Speaker 1: on earth is going to die because of COVID. It's
Speaker 1: so scary, man, stay in my house.
Speaker 5: You know what I am terrified of though, AIDS no
Speaker 5: fucking with this whole vaccine thing. There's no there's two
Speaker 5: ways this is going okay, because, like I said, since
Speaker 5: day one it was still there.
Speaker 6: We have a population problem at the end of the day,
Speaker 6: whether this actually has anything to do with it or not.
Speaker 5: But if it does, here are two scenarios. Either the
Speaker 5: vaccine would kill you or could or they're giving vaccines
Speaker 5: to people for something they haven't released on to people yet.
Speaker 5: So anyone who didn't want to get the vaccine, bye, bye,
Speaker 5: You're not You're you're not going to follow all rules.
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 1: That's actually a weird thing.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh fuck, I was like thinking
Speaker 5: about that when I was talking.
Speaker 6: Is because she wants to go get she hot.
Speaker 5: Well, she's pretty much like her boss is almost making
Speaker 5: her and I keep telling her she can do whatever
Speaker 5: she wants, but she has a right to say yeah
Speaker 5: either way. She's just like in the same boat as me.
Speaker 5: It's like if somebody makes me, I truly just don't
Speaker 5: care that much.
Speaker 1: I'm not goodd My boss tells me I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 6: Me that's what I mean.
Speaker 5: Could you imagine if it's purely they're going to try
Speaker 5: to do the entire planet and anyone who refuses those
Speaker 5: are the ones dead.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Isn't that fucked up to think about? Don't you kind
Speaker 5: of want to be with the majority?
Speaker 6: Now? No?
Speaker 1: No, not at all, but a little bit. I still
Speaker 1: think that's a crazy fucking theory. Actually, and the fact
Speaker 1: that you did say that is weird, because who knows
Speaker 1: the shit? They're like, you know, we put we actually
Speaker 1: like they tell you, like five years down the road,
Speaker 1: we put we put a special mic chip in you,
Speaker 1: and it allows you to be immune to certain diseases
Speaker 1: and all the ship because I could who knows.
Speaker 5: But if you don't, if you don't want to fucking
Speaker 5: if you don't want to bow down, and you don't
Speaker 5: you don't want to be a sheep, then go down.
Speaker 1: We'll getting back in work in two seconds. But I
Speaker 1: just that that ship alone is a little scary, just
Speaker 1: because there is, supposedly, and you can look it up,
Speaker 1: a transmutated gene component within the vaccination, so it can
Speaker 1: literally manipulate your inn age, well, can change your DNA.
Speaker 6: Well, that's what's scary.
Speaker 5: That's literally what what the vaccine does, and that's why
Speaker 5: they're actually saying like this could help with cancer and
Speaker 5: HIV and shit, I'm sure I could.
Speaker 1: Someone made a good point on the old TikTok. You know,
Speaker 1: My Feet is just a lot of conspiracy. Ship That's
Speaker 1: why I like the app because it is based on
Speaker 1: Chelsea ships is funny cat stuff and ship so dogs.
Speaker 1: So you know, someone's making a point. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: all this research and all this stuff done for COVID
Speaker 1: because it's so scary, even though it's ninety nine points
Speaker 1: percent survival for people under the age of eighty, right,
Speaker 1: But he was making the point is like, why has
Speaker 1: any of this time, all this shit and this research
Speaker 1: gone into all this stuff and now we have a
Speaker 1: vaccine and that is a sketchy and they're pulling Johnson
Speaker 1: and Johnson on the shelf and the other astrallet they're
Speaker 1: pulling that vaccination. But just the fact that they've put
Speaker 1: all this time and effort into doing this, but they
Speaker 1: never did this for cancer, because cancers put billions of
Speaker 1: dollars in the cancer research, but somehow we don't have
Speaker 1: a cure or an understanding of how to fix the
Speaker 1: problem or aids. My uncles lived with fucking HIV positive
Speaker 1: for like forty years.
Speaker 6: That's what they're saying. They're saying, now that we've done
Speaker 6: this and we've figured out how. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just saw an article saying that, and it's a
Speaker 5: kind of a neat idea of saying, like that, you
Speaker 5: are mutating your own genetics. Yeah, and that could essentially
Speaker 5: fix any problem that all have.
Speaker 1: To hold me down to fucking get me to take
Speaker 1: this vaccine because things like people understand and to get
Speaker 1: off this tangent, because I mean, and Billy can get
Speaker 1: into a rant episode for the Patreon sometime soon. But
Speaker 1: is this the fact that the sun can fucking help
Speaker 1: heal your fucking ailments. Certain vegetables and fruits can things
Speaker 1: that the Earth gave us to make sure we survive,
Speaker 1: because the Earth is a fucking is actually like a being, right,
Speaker 1: so they call the names call her mother Gaya, So
Speaker 1: off that topic, but use mother and nature to heal
Speaker 1: your ailments. Don't take things that pharmaceutic companies are just like, well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna try it, We'll see if it works.
Speaker 5: Be like there back before, to be fair, back before
Speaker 5: far far the pharmaceutical companies existed, the average life and
Speaker 5: expectancy was what forty.
Speaker 1: No, it's because we didn't know what we're doing. But
Speaker 1: if you go back, what about Egyptian days, man, Egyptians
Speaker 1: probably living when they're toil like a fucking hundred. I
Speaker 1: don't fucking know.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 1: Cleopatra was fucking till she was one hundred and five,
Speaker 1: I heard.
Speaker 6: I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1: I Like many mythical witches and evil creatures, Bobby Yaga
Speaker 1: does not go out of her way to hunt for
Speaker 1: her prey. She is content to sit back and wait
Speaker 1: for someone to come to her instead. And the legends
Speaker 1: say if that happens quite often, because someone's always like
Speaker 1: I keep saying, I see this house in the first
Speaker 1: and it's called Chicken Legs, and I interesting.
Speaker 5: I find that very interesting too, Like I wonder what's
Speaker 5: in there. I don't want to go there. I'm terrified.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because it seems like maybe her energy
Speaker 1: or she has she's a witch, she has some alluring qualities,
Speaker 1: and the fact that it just seems like people just
Speaker 1: end up walking into her home because it says, when
Speaker 1: somebody enters her home, she will ask them whether or
Speaker 1: not someone sent them.
Speaker 5: I don't understand how people are walking. Those chicken legs
Speaker 5: got to be disappearing. There's no fucking way. Oh they're
Speaker 5: just have like a giant assert door.
Speaker 1: They sit down. Yeah, you know, I picture the chicken legs.
Speaker 1: They sit, they like kind of like rested easy.
Speaker 6: And it like or digs into the surface of the ground.
Speaker 5: And I can just wiggle, yeah, like fucking.
Speaker 1: Wiggle get his ass right in place. The house it's
Speaker 1: weird because it's literally a magical mobile house. And yeah,
Speaker 1: so when they supposed to me, she'll ask them if
Speaker 1: somebody sent them or they came on their free will,
Speaker 1: which is a weird thing. But did you just find this? Uh?
Speaker 1: Did you just find this place? Do you find at home?
Speaker 1: And you can mean the who jewel?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Who the fuck are you? Who does that?
Speaker 1: Anyway, It's like the King sent me because he said
Speaker 1: there's some weird fucking house with chicken legs, and the
Speaker 1: King just want me to check it out just in case.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, you see my children bone fence, you
Speaker 1: see it?
Speaker 6: You like, I don't want to be part of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to be part of it.
Speaker 6: They it's a movement.
Speaker 1: The answer to this seemingly innocent question can make or
Speaker 1: break a person's future, which is weird. So that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's like, depends on what you say, and
Speaker 1: you got to be smooth and collect and calm and
Speaker 1: also note worry that Bobby Augus chicken leg house usually
Speaker 1: turns uh it's back to visitors to hide the front door,
Speaker 1: so it's it's pretty rare if someone gets in. But
Speaker 1: if someone gets in anyway, for somehow, it supposedly becomes
Speaker 1: fair game for her, where she's like, well, you're stupid
Speaker 1: enough to get in my my weird house. The door disappears,
Speaker 1: and so you're dead now fuck you. Yeah, So becoming
Speaker 1: big Bobby August captive doesn't necessarily.
Speaker 6: You gotta give me fucking head. Oh well, I imagine
Speaker 6: that gross ass bitch.
Speaker 1: And if she's saying everything is gross, she must have
Speaker 1: fucking lady of vagina lips? Is that I must saying
Speaker 1: that right that hang to the floor.
Speaker 5: Like I'm still saying, there's probably like a good amount
Speaker 5: of people that were like fucked up on moonshine.
Speaker 6: They were like I'm genuinely curious.
Speaker 5: I know, and I just want to know what it
Speaker 5: can She must have shower curtains of what can Bobby
Speaker 5: do for me?
Speaker 1: Bobby? So just because like your captives supposed to me
Speaker 1: doesn't spell out certain doom that maybe you won't be murdered,
Speaker 1: but in fact this is often uh, it's contradictory that
Speaker 1: figure has Oh so she almost like even if she's
Speaker 1: kipt you captive and she has you, now she actually
Speaker 1: gives you and allows people to redeem themselves. So if
Speaker 1: you're an asshole, almost she's like, I'll give you a chance.
Speaker 6: Let's go. What do you got.
Speaker 1: She sets them, she sets them tasks, and if they
Speaker 1: can play them, she will let them free.
Speaker 5: Oh so that's why that's like the whole purpose of
Speaker 5: the tast thing. It's only people that actually already trustpassed it.
Speaker 6: So she's being kind of nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in a way. So these tasks are usually difficult
Speaker 1: but not impossible. But there are several Bobby Aga stories
Speaker 1: that depict children beating her at her own game, kind
Speaker 1: of like Handsome Gretel how they like kind of trick
Speaker 1: the witch and they're like, oh yeah, check the oven?
Speaker 1: Is it is it a perfect temperature? I feel it?
Speaker 1: Is it good?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Are we gonna be like perfectly roasted? And then they
Speaker 1: push her inside the fucking oven.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like in some cases, even potential victims who couldn't perform
Speaker 1: every task still earn their freedom by figuring out how
Speaker 1: to escape. So if she does give you options, yeah.
Speaker 6: It's like, hey, there is a chance here and figure
Speaker 6: it out. Don't be dumb.
Speaker 1: Bobby Aga is often depicted in Slavic folklore as a
Speaker 1: living and acting alone. However, there's some versions of her
Speaker 1: story that include a couple of accomplices. The Maiden Zaw
Speaker 1: introduced sing two sisters who share Bobbyaga's name and hideous appearance.
Speaker 1: Each sister chases their potential victim until he finds I
Speaker 1: guess or she finds himself face to face with Bobbyaga,
Speaker 1: who attempts to eat them. So she has like two
Speaker 1: of her sisters, and this is where we get that
Speaker 1: three person But they're almost like low totem pole, but
Speaker 1: they're like the losers and they like kind of chase, yeah,
Speaker 1: and they chase into like it's almost like demons chasing
Speaker 1: a person to Satan or the devil, right being like
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, run from the demon, and then you
Speaker 1: show up and then Satan sitting there, there's big ol'
Speaker 1: clocker being like I knew you'd come.
Speaker 6: I'm about to so.
Speaker 1: Uh So Bobby Aaga is usually the spinster, like the
Speaker 1: person that creates that, you know, the top of the
Speaker 1: top dog right, Yeah, but the legends also associate, including
Speaker 1: a daughter named mir Nika. All other Russian stories suggests
Speaker 1: that the devil is Bobbyaga's grandson. Oh so she's like
Speaker 1: top tier.
Speaker 6: Damn, that's weird.
Speaker 1: Eh, she's like top tier because.
Speaker 6: She's better than the devil. So fucking chilled you.
Speaker 5: Motherfucking Satan, come here, sit on granny's lap, Come here?
Speaker 6: Were you being nice to that boy? Smack smack?
Speaker 1: And many of Bobby AGA's stories, she's able to rule
Speaker 1: the natural elements, so she can obviously, like you.
Speaker 6: Know, I had a kid with this bitch.
Speaker 1: I know who's above Satan? Like I said, who are
Speaker 1: you above?
Speaker 6: Obviously someone gave birth to Satan.
Speaker 1: That's true. Game somewhere that's true. But yeah, because didn't
Speaker 1: because the devil. It's like the like in the Angel
Speaker 1: well that no, Lucifer is a falling angel the devil
Speaker 1: something different, right, And in a lot of folklore and stories,
Speaker 1: the devil is something completely different than Lucifer, because if
Speaker 1: you thinking about it, isn't Lucifer made from like the
Speaker 1: devil because the like shows and stuff and movies.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Satans, you know what I mean. It's but it's weird.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, I want to find out that timeline actually
Speaker 5: because you had Satan's sun, but how did you get
Speaker 5: in the first place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a weird that we'll have to dive
Speaker 1: deeper on all that shit because like when you come
Speaker 1: to like like Satanism, which we have down on the
Speaker 1: docket coming up sometime in the future, probably this year,
Speaker 1: is that that is something completely different. That's just like
Speaker 1: a religion based on like going against the church, like
Speaker 1: you discussed, but for people that don't know. So she
Speaker 1: obviously control the elements like fire, water, earth, Mother. She's
Speaker 1: like an airbender kind of shit, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like the last Airbender. These uh take the form of horsemen,
Speaker 1: so she's almost like the four Horsemen in the Apocalypse.
Speaker 1: The White Horseman is the first light of dawn. The
Speaker 1: Black Horseman appears during the night, especially around midnight. Finally,
Speaker 1: the red Horseman represents the rising sun. Bob Yaka calls
Speaker 1: these elements her fateful servants, so she's like top tier.
Speaker 1: It seems like it's fucking weird.
Speaker 6: That is, like, I never thought of it someone being.
Speaker 1: Above being above the fucking devil. So let's getting uh.
Speaker 1: This is a story based on kind of her legend
Speaker 1: is val So Vasilius just Vacilia, all right, Vasilia, but
Speaker 1: it has an ss A at the end.
Speaker 6: Sails.
Speaker 1: Whatever Vasilias Vasilias okay. In one story, Vasilia the beautiful
Speaker 1: u So Vasilia is a Cinderella type character with a
Speaker 1: magic doll whose mother died and father remarried a horrible
Speaker 1: woman with equal unkind daughter. So this is literally like
Speaker 1: a Cinderella esque story. And this is how Bobby kind
Speaker 1: of gets into this.
Speaker 8: What you can't spell horrible without horror. You can't spell
Speaker 8: whrror without horror, horrible with I guess horrible horrible.
Speaker 1: Women who are equally like he married a horrible woman
Speaker 1: with equally unkind daughters, just like Cinderella's story. I think
Speaker 1: that's the way it goes. When Vasilia's father goes away
Speaker 1: for a trip, the new stepmother sells their house and
Speaker 1: moves her and the three girls to a cottage in
Speaker 1: the woods. Got his money right, he went off the war.
Speaker 1: Fuck that fucker.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: So the girls they went to a cottage in the woods,
Speaker 1: giving the daughter's impossible attas to complete biden candlelight. So
Speaker 1: she's like, I want you to clean out the cupboards
Speaker 1: and got one to you in the woods and find
Speaker 1: me a frog with purple stripes on it, and then
Speaker 1: I want you to tongue it's asshole and you might
Speaker 1: get real high, and then bring that to me, because
Speaker 1: if it gets you high, that's what I want. I
Speaker 1: want the one that kitchen get high.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: Or it's that if you're in the parent and Cheech
Speaker 1: and Chong fucking Chong teaches it to say want get hi.
Speaker 1: So every time anyone it is when the Vasilius ventures
Speaker 1: out of the house at the demand of her steps
Speaker 1: is to find more light that she encounters Bobby Yaga,
Speaker 1: so it says has to be completed by candle light.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what it means to find more light.
Speaker 1: So she's got to find the fucking light kind of
Speaker 1: finding the fucking alien. I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 1: That's but so she encounters Bobby Yaga, who presents numerous
Speaker 1: difficult chores for Vasilius of the fuck her name is
Speaker 1: in exchange for a fire to take back to her household,
Speaker 1: which is weird. It's just like, can't you make your
Speaker 1: own fire? Fucking rub two sticks together, bitch?
Speaker 5: Maybe she means like a permanent fire that'll never go
Speaker 5: out to do technology.
Speaker 1: I know, fucking I found her cell phone in the forest.
Speaker 6: I live in a house with very weak people.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think it's weird that they're looking for
Speaker 1: like they're looking for fire. It's like where they think
Speaker 1: they're going to find a fire.
Speaker 5: I guess this is a super cave man. Yeah, before
Speaker 5: you like, how to keep actually going?
Speaker 1: So supposed to we exchange for the fire she told
Speaker 1: her like she gave her numerous difficult chores with the
Speaker 1: aid of the doll that you know that she So
Speaker 1: she's she's this Cinderella type character, but she for some
Speaker 1: reason has a magical doll. Okay, fucking weird story. There's
Speaker 1: probably some movie in Russia about this ship and that
Speaker 1: we've never heard of. Probably with the aid of the doll.
Speaker 1: The silliest completes all the task and is given a
Speaker 1: fire in a skull lantern which incinerates her what incinerates
Speaker 1: her horrible new family upon her returning home. Would she
Speaker 1: do so that? Yeah, with the witch pushed that ship
Speaker 1: and so she nice. It's almost like how I was, like,
Speaker 1: we were just talking about the fact that something that
Speaker 1: like you think is a good thing and then it
Speaker 1: fucks you up. So, oh, Genies. It's almost like Genie.
Speaker 1: So they tell you, like you can have these three wishes,
Speaker 1: you can have this witch wish whatever you know, you
Speaker 1: can have whatever you want, and you wish for something
Speaker 1: that backfires you. So it's almost like bedazzled like Brendon
Speaker 1: Frasier in it, where like Elizabeth Hurley is like the
Speaker 1: devil that gives them any wish he wants. It's almost
Speaker 1: like when we talked about the gin or the genies,
Speaker 1: but like if I think you probably say it. Maybe
Speaker 1: he like wishes to be really tall basketball player and
Speaker 1: then he has a tiny fucking dick, and like there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of things like that that he like wishes for.
Speaker 1: Man of mind, he keeps trying to make his wishes
Speaker 1: better and thinking about the consequences and fixes. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then he has to get worse and worse and worse.
Speaker 5: It's like, I want, okay, not a big one, not
Speaker 5: a small one. Just give me like a seven inch stick, please,
Speaker 5: And then he gives them like a pencil seven inch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like fitness but like and that's what it almost
Speaker 1: like the Genie story is too. When we talk about
Speaker 1: the gin is that they kind of fuck you over.
Speaker 1: But I like Brendon Fraser. I've liked a lot of
Speaker 1: his movies. He's been. My girlfriend finds him extremely creepy.
Speaker 1: She just finds him like does like Krandon Fraser at all.
Speaker 1: The Mummy is a fucking such a good movie. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean he's not creepy. I don't know. I feel
Speaker 1: bad for him. You got ad fucked over by his wife,
Speaker 1: but so fucking alimony and ship he had to pay
Speaker 1: like a lot of money and there's a lot of
Speaker 1: ship with his end. He ended up hurting his back.
Speaker 1: I think filming The Mummy two or three, which fucked
Speaker 1: up his back for like life, and then he couldn't
Speaker 1: afford shit and there was He's got a really sad story.
Speaker 5: Uh really, you're famous. Sorry, Sorry, you're faming story.
Speaker 6: You're sorry.
Speaker 1: You have no money now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, you only have a couple of mill instead
Speaker 5: of the thirty mils.
Speaker 1: A couple of thousand at this point's.
Speaker 5: Probably a couple hundred thousand. Yeah, I'm sorry. He only
Speaker 5: got a couple hundred thousand. I think so I got
Speaker 5: eight dollars, Yes, I got eight dollars. I'm not even
Speaker 5: at I'm not even at two digits.
Speaker 1: So like she gets this fire from Bobby up and
Speaker 1: then it like incinerates your horrible new family and returning home.
Speaker 1: So it's almost like, well, I'll give you this fire,
Speaker 1: but it's gonna have a consequences, Like sure, I'm ready
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, and evily, Vasilia's story ends on a
Speaker 1: happy note with her wedding wedding Theizar of Russia. But
Speaker 1: it's Baby AGA's role in her tail that is the
Speaker 1: most intriguing. Bobby Aga acts both as an obstacle for
Speaker 1: Vasilia as well as a savior as without the lantern,
Speaker 1: so you would have never have been freed from her
Speaker 1: cruel step family. However, the way in which Bobby Aaga
Speaker 1: frees her is terrible, revealing her automoral dangerous that she's
Speaker 1: an automoral dangerous woman.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's like, I'll kill everybody for you. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: Unlike the fairy godmother from the original Cinderella story, Bobby
Speaker 1: Aga appears like a more wicked stepmother who allows her
Speaker 1: daughter to cut off her own foot so will fit
Speaker 1: into the glass slipper. And you remember we talked about that,
Speaker 1: which is extreme so funked up.
Speaker 6: I still love that story. I know fact that you feel.
Speaker 5: You don't think there's anybody else that has the same
Speaker 5: size as you.
Speaker 6: They make sizes of shoes for a reason.
Speaker 1: But it was a glass, crystal slipper or whatever.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure some of them fit.
Speaker 1: Imagine walking on in a glass slipper. That's god to
Speaker 1: be uncomfortable.
Speaker 6: You look good.
Speaker 1: Bobby Aga goes to extraordinary langs to actually free Vasilia
Speaker 1: and uh but it's these like these three painful deaths
Speaker 1: as well as causing a much grief before letting her
Speaker 1: leave the hut. Rather than merely just helping her escape
Speaker 1: or step family, she like murders them and kills them
Speaker 1: and obviously she probably had to watch them burn alive. Good.
Speaker 6: They're probably horrible people.
Speaker 1: So Bobby Aga is also a cast as mother a
Speaker 1: cast as a mother Earth figure, having an influence on
Speaker 1: the natural world through three of her servants, as witnessed
Speaker 1: by Facilia twice. Vacilia sees twice in the story, I
Speaker 1: guess sees three riders, the first white, the second red,
Speaker 1: and the third black, as you kind of discussed. Upon
Speaker 1: asking who they were, Bobby Aga replies that they the
Speaker 1: Sun and the Knight, respectively, each controlled by her. Each
Speaker 1: of her are her servants. In this instance, the reader
Speaker 1: can see that the span of bobby Augus power further
Speaker 1: implies that she could use much gentler means in a
Speaker 1: way to dismantle of the silliest Flim family, but chooses
Speaker 1: not to. Ye, she's kind of like a bitch, probably
Speaker 1: like she don't give a fuck and she knows she's
Speaker 1: all powerful. Oh, she's one of them fucking what white girls.
Speaker 1: But it's almost like, uh, Chelsea really likes this movie,
Speaker 1: So what the fuck is that? The one that Angelina
Speaker 1: and Jolie plays?
Speaker 6: And how many different movies where she.
Speaker 1: Has the fucking horns? Oh, Maleficent. It's almost like a Maleficent.
Speaker 1: They're not bad, Like Chelsea actually really likes both those movies,
Speaker 1: and I think they're well done and Angelina Joli does
Speaker 1: they're just like better Disney movies than some of the
Speaker 1: Ship they've done recently.
Speaker 6: But oh it's recent Disney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's one where it's like the last one.
Speaker 1: I think like three or four years ago.
Speaker 5: I haven't watched the Disney movie since Disney Plus. Fuck yeah,
Speaker 5: I just watched The Simpsons on it. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 5: guess that's true. Checkout that is like by far the
Speaker 5: best buyout ever, Like I love that.
Speaker 1: And now they have the all the seasons the Family
Speaker 1: Guy and Family Guy specifically makes fun of fucking Disney
Speaker 1: and Ship because they have Star now on Disney and
Speaker 1: it has a bunch of like the horror movie.
Speaker 5: Disney bought out Family Guy, but Family Guy still makes
Speaker 5: fun of Disney.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's hilarious. It probably gave them a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, they they bought out Star, which
Speaker 1: start I think wherever this works.
Speaker 6: Star now they just.
Speaker 1: Don't have Disney movies on Disney Plus. Now they have
Speaker 1: horror movies and action movies and all this different type
Speaker 1: of movies.
Speaker 6: I just went out and just started buying. Man, they're
Speaker 6: fucking they're giants.
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I think you would like the check
Speaker 1: out Maleficent one and two. They're both good movies around Disney.
Speaker 1: Plus they're well done.
Speaker 5: Think the last one I think was Toy Story or
Speaker 5: Oh don't seen for you? No, I want to say too.
Speaker 5: I think when Toy Story two came out. I think
Speaker 5: that's one of the most recent Disney movies.
Speaker 1: The third one's hilarious. Hey big baby, It's like, it's
Speaker 1: the part I used to cry laughing at with this.
Speaker 6: Ted Teddy Bear's I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, like it's almost like malefis sand it for
Speaker 1: being the people that know, but that she's like supposed
Speaker 1: to be a bad figure, but she kind of does
Speaker 1: nice things for people. She kind of watches out for
Speaker 1: this one ship that's part of this kingdom.
Speaker 5: So it'sird how your perception of yourself can change because
Speaker 5: of how people want to talk about you. Know, It's true, right,
Speaker 5: because even though you're doing like who knows what you know?
Speaker 5: No one knows that you know, especially in that power,
Speaker 5: you could know everything and you could be like, wow,
Speaker 5: these people are like not only horrible to this girl,
Speaker 5: but they just need to die because they're ruining or hey,
Speaker 5: I see.
Speaker 6: Into the future.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I see these people killing millions of people. You
Speaker 5: know what, I'm gonna make this girl do a couple
Speaker 5: of dumb tasks for me, get a couple of my
Speaker 5: stuff done, knock out some chores, and then two birds
Speaker 5: want I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to kill this.
Speaker 1: It's like that Joe Brokeet joke where he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: as soon as the time machine gets fucking you know made,
Speaker 1: people are like, well, you can't do there's the grandfather
Speaker 1: theory that if you fuck up. The grandfather theory is
Speaker 1: essentially that you could go back in time and you
Speaker 1: could fuck your own grandmother and so you couldn't be
Speaker 1: born because of that. It's some weird theory that ends
Speaker 1: up leading into other theories of like in Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: talks about this where you can't do that. Can't go
Speaker 1: in the pass and change because you could end up
Speaker 1: being your own father.
Speaker 6: You can't go in the pass and change anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so and the point is like, you know if
Speaker 1: you could, then you know, like everyone, first thing, okay,
Speaker 1: what do we do? We kill Hitler? I'm gonna shit
Speaker 1: on Hitler's head. And then and then it's just funny
Speaker 1: because Joe has a joke where it's like, then you
Speaker 1: show up and Hitler's like, you know, chilling and stuff.
Speaker 1: But you come over and there's a pile of shit
Speaker 1: on top of Hitler and you're like, I thought this
Speaker 1: was my idea. And then seven thousand other people already
Speaker 1: shop on his set before you because you had the idea, Alaska,
Speaker 1: as soon as you have the time machine games.
Speaker 6: Over right, it would be so cool. Could you imagine
Speaker 6: sting on Hitler's No, just time machines.
Speaker 1: There's supposed to be is real fucking ship. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of videos and stuff coming out now. It's sure
Speaker 1: we're taking talking dumb, sure.
Speaker 5: Like I all.
Speaker 1: But this time traveler says that there's going to be
Speaker 1: a meteorite hit Earth in twenty twenty nine.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised you haven't your pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A guy at worksh his pants and it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: The our truck driver he just couldn't make it to
Speaker 1: the toilet. I guess he threw his money's rate in
Speaker 1: the garbage. And and my boss Scott told everyone that's
Speaker 1: fucking the lyrics.
Speaker 5: Ah, dude, if I shipped myself once, I shipped myself
Speaker 5: once at work.
Speaker 6: It fucking it was actually sorry, not at work.
Speaker 5: Sorry my brother shipped myself at work, but I shipped
Speaker 5: myself at home, and like it was it was when
Speaker 5: I had food poisoning and I was like sitting there
Speaker 5: in the bed with this before she went to work.
Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, baby, I'm like I can't drive you
Speaker 5: to work. I'm like that's a forty minute round trip.
Speaker 5: I'm like you have to take the bus or a
Speaker 5: cab or uber or something place because like I can't
Speaker 5: make forty minutes without going. I'm like, it's to the
Speaker 5: point right the second that, like every moment I think
Speaker 5: I'm shitting myself. And then it was like four hours later,
Speaker 5: all I texted her was the prophecy has been fulfilled.
Speaker 1: And she's like, you fucking shit yourself. That's so fuck.
Speaker 6: It was bad. At least that was home though.
Speaker 1: So we're getting to another like small story of baby
Speaker 1: Bobby Yoga that in doing what her tail portrays. But
Speaker 1: in this tale, the children are sent to Bob Yaga
Speaker 1: to be rid of. So somebody sent the children to
Speaker 1: beer there being like.
Speaker 6: You can go die.
Speaker 1: You got a long lost grandmother, just go buy this
Speaker 1: hut as soon as you see chicken legs. You'll see them.
Speaker 1: They're noticeable.
Speaker 6: Those are probably your grandma.
Speaker 1: You knock on the non existing door, and that's grandma, says.
Speaker 1: And they managed to escape the witch's hut, though, with
Speaker 1: the help of all and all these animals, plants and
Speaker 1: objects that Baby Yaga neglects. Supposedly, Bobby Yaga keeps saying,
Speaker 1: baby Yuga and so this is a weird story because
Speaker 1: it's animals that supposed me in nature that Bobby Yuga
Speaker 1: has neglected that end up helping these children get away
Speaker 1: from her. So she's she's slacking on her duties of
Speaker 1: control because.
Speaker 5: People trying to come in, so like she can't get
Speaker 5: all their chores done.
Speaker 6: Lady's a busy lady.
Speaker 1: A black cat helps them plan their escape because they
Speaker 1: feed him. When the witch doesn't, a gate closes.
Speaker 5: Bobby was sitting there going, wow, I'm in a bad place.
Speaker 5: Time to feed the cat.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, look, kiddie, look I got some chicken
Speaker 1: in my pocket. I sheared the legs from the house.
Speaker 1: It's like the kid has a knife, but this smells good.
Speaker 5: I still want to fucking know where those legs are.
Speaker 5: There's no way the kids can walk up to the
Speaker 5: front doors is bothering me?
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I agree. We'll post pictures because
Speaker 1: there is like, Oh, I want to see it's sitting.
Speaker 6: I want to see how.
Speaker 1: People are getting the door on fog.
Speaker 6: I want to see how people are getting to the door.
Speaker 5: Though, is there a giant ladder or is like or
Speaker 5: does sink into the into the ground, because even if
Speaker 5: they bend, it would still be like.
Speaker 6: A pretty high like jump.
Speaker 5: I agree, Like maybe the little kids can't jump fifteen feet?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. So, so then there's a gate that
Speaker 1: closes Bobbyaga off from them. Uh, a gate that closes
Speaker 1: Bobby Aga off from the children because she never tends
Speaker 1: to this gate. I don't know how you get attend to.
Speaker 1: She's not oiling it properly or something, so it squeaks,
Speaker 1: and the things like fuck this banjoun that mean squeakything's alive,
Speaker 1: and even the trees of the fourst attempt to stand
Speaker 1: in her path because of similar mistreatment. Thus, the children
Speaker 1: return home in one piece, Bobbyaga forfeiting her search when
Speaker 1: it grows too difficult. Again. This tale ends happily, with
Speaker 1: the stepmother thrown out and the father protecting his children,
Speaker 1: and again Bobby Yaga is a role of an obstacle.
Speaker 1: You have to get away from this being.
Speaker 6: You sent my kids where?
Speaker 1: Yeah, goodbye, Because there's a stepmother being like, well we're gonna,
Speaker 1: you know, go this hoose. She's gonna feed you. Well,
Speaker 1: you can get nice custards. And I don't know what
Speaker 1: they eat out them, cakes and custoards.
Speaker 6: I don't know, Probably custards. I'd assume she might.
Speaker 1: She might otherwise have not been bothered. Uh, she might
Speaker 1: not have otherwise bothered the children if they have not
Speaker 1: bothered her first. Supposedly, Thus, despite being considered a deity
Speaker 1: akin to Mother Nature, the natural world turns on her
Speaker 1: because of their suffering at her hands. So she's like
Speaker 1: a bad mother Nature that doesn't actually take care of
Speaker 1: the ship she's supposed to. What is that like? Like
Speaker 1: Joe Biden, maybe not to take care of the people.
Speaker 1: He's like, I forgot what I did yesterday.
Speaker 5: He goes, I my dinner was good.
Speaker 1: Thoughts a clipboard, black ladies dating in the corner.
Speaker 5: But one day, one day, one day, we'll have money.
Speaker 6: So the people then grocery showing stores.
Speaker 1: Again, this is evidence why scholars still find her so
Speaker 1: difficult to place in any one category, and why she
Speaker 1: ranges so many is because of her elusive nature of
Speaker 1: her character, that Bobby Yaga remains as an intriguing mythical
Speaker 1: individual and continues to be discussed and research by fucking
Speaker 1: scholars and obviously podcasters like us. She adds a scholars,
Speaker 1: what scholars like, your job is to fucking to to
Speaker 1: like research stupid folklore like you know about like.
Speaker 5: Sounds like you'd be pretty good at it sounds.
Speaker 1: She adds a level of mystery and uncertainty of each
Speaker 1: of her tales that she takes part in, as the
Speaker 1: reader is uncertain until her final action whether her intentions
Speaker 1: will be villainous, are they redemned? Are they like good
Speaker 1: and redeeming? And that's it's all, But it is it
Speaker 1: is a lot like all these stories that we've heard before,
Speaker 1: like Malefis say, is like literally the same shit. Though
Speaker 1: this dilemma is whether she was good or evil is
Speaker 1: a people is debatable whether she is, but it lays
Speaker 1: for an analyzing, It lays basis for her analyzed throughout
Speaker 1: Slavic literature, and why she's still mentioned so no one
Speaker 1: is certain when exactly bob Yaga made her debut in
Speaker 1: Slavic folklore. The character began appearing in a print in
Speaker 1: seventeen fifty five, when she was already supposed to be
Speaker 1: a very well known character then. But this is when
Speaker 1: she was actually written down, so she was a story
Speaker 1: passed down. That's why I could have changed. She could
Speaker 1: have had this normal house at one point, and then
Speaker 1: someone's like, I don't make it even scarier. Chicken legs,
Speaker 1: chicken house over the cur Everyone's going to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's weird, right, you see, I got a chicken coop.
Speaker 1: That coop had chicken legs on it. And this guy's
Speaker 1: like out there fucking whittling away making a chicken coop
Speaker 1: with made have chicken legs.
Speaker 5: Buddy, I've had too much moonshine to think of your
Speaker 5: crazy ass fucking house.
Speaker 1: Many experts believe she might date back to Pagan times.
Speaker 1: This is due in part to the particular moral lessons
Speaker 1: contained within each fairy tale. That's what I say, moral
Speaker 1: lessons is kind of.
Speaker 6: What I was, and that's pretty much what everything was.
Speaker 1: Yes, Santa Claus is one of those two Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: link leg, don't let the old man come out the
Speaker 1: chimney because I'm fucking in your buttthole. But he'll give
Speaker 1: your presents though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, how about you don't ut strangers in.
Speaker 1: Your pagans thought that they had no control over their destiny.
Speaker 1: And Bobby ag is ultimately a symbol of bad fortune
Speaker 1: you cannot escape from. That's what the story ends. That's
Speaker 1: a weird thing right out of everything we talked about
Speaker 1: with folklore. This is a fucking weird one. This is
Speaker 1: a crazy ass weird bitch. But is she crazy or
Speaker 1: is she smart?
Speaker 5: Or is like?
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe he knows things you don't know. Do you
Speaker 6: know that a.
Speaker 1: Lot of people know things I don't know?
Speaker 6: So apparently you're very uneducated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6: Alrighty, because it's time for.
Speaker 1: Fun facts the day I'm so.
Speaker 6: Fucking sick of doing that.
Speaker 1: I'll let you record sometimes.
Speaker 5: Please Fox, can we like it's the exact same thing?
Speaker 1: Like, god damn it, the next time, next time you come,
Speaker 1: when we record, I'll record one and we can do
Speaker 1: at the beginning and I'll put it as a fucking
Speaker 1: sound card on the fucking thing.
Speaker 5: Think you I appreciate that. Where did the first use
Speaker 5: for sunglasses come from? This is actually really cool.
Speaker 6: Weird.
Speaker 1: That's a weird thing to ask, because I you always
Speaker 1: some of their facts are fucking stupid, but some of
Speaker 1: them actually make me think about like they're.
Speaker 6: Kind of cool. That's They're always kind of neat, yeah,
Speaker 6: a little bit. I always find them my favorite so far.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, is that is the Pringles guy. That's
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but I don't know because okay, that's actually that's
Speaker 9: actually true though, sorry, it meant to be the second thing,
Speaker 9: so eventually.
Speaker 5: The first time sunglasses were invented were sometime in the
Speaker 5: twelfth century in China. They were a crude They were
Speaker 5: a crude slap of smoked quarts that was made to
Speaker 5: block it life from the sun, of course, with priminum
Speaker 5: frames to hold is that what? They were so squinty
Speaker 5: But these are only oh my god, these were only
Speaker 5: for the very rich. They weren't like obviously vision correcting
Speaker 5: or UV protecting or anything. It was just purely like
Speaker 5: a dark tint. But nobody ever wore them really, But
Speaker 5: you know what made them popular what is Chinese judges
Speaker 5: wore them, would wear them because when they got emotionally
Speaker 5: invested in a case, they wore the sunglasses to make
Speaker 5: make it look like they weren't showing emotions and they weren't.
Speaker 8: Being officials care about the people, and they were first
Speaker 8: they were being biased.
Speaker 5: They try to show everybody even though they had like
Speaker 5: it clear as they like, what the fuck did this
Speaker 5: guy just do? Look they could just keep their mouth shut,
Speaker 5: put their shades on, and it looked like they were
Speaker 5: just listening to the information. It's kind of cool like this,
Speaker 5: just so they'd be emotionally detached from it. Essentially, that
Speaker 5: that's what And then after everybody ended up seeing the
Speaker 5: fact that these Chinese judges wore them, more people started wearing,
Speaker 5: the more people started premingum, that's what we got today.
Speaker 1: It reminds me. Have you ever seen the movie Loser?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve Martin, Yeah, and you know how like my
Speaker 1: thing is like these paintcans hard effective and the guy's
Speaker 1: like sniping shooting him in the bank when he invents
Speaker 1: the glasses. But he does it and it makes millions
Speaker 1: off of it because you pull the tip to take
Speaker 1: off the glasses and it essentially in the movie it's
Speaker 1: an old Steve Martin movie. It's no but like it's
Speaker 1: it's so you take them off with your fingers at
Speaker 1: your nose brim. But then he makes everyone have cross
Speaker 1: eye and gone. He sued for everything he has. That's
Speaker 1: why at the beginning, he's.
Speaker 5: Like, there are glasses that you take it off and
Speaker 5: they fold in and then you close off the So.
Speaker 1: At the beginning of the movie, he's sitting there and
Speaker 1: he's like a homeless guy. He's like, let me tell
Speaker 1: you the story. I'm just a poor black boy because
Speaker 1: he was raised from a black family and he thought
Speaker 1: he was black. That movie. Honestly, if anyone's never seen Loser, no,
Speaker 1: the Jerk, I keep saying Loser, Loser is a different
Speaker 1: the Jerk. I see.
Speaker 6: Okay, I was gonna have seen The Loser.
Speaker 5: Loser I didn't recognize I've seen, but I knew what
Speaker 5: you're talking about.
Speaker 1: The Loser was with that guy from American Pie. Have
Speaker 1: you ever seen The Jerk? That's what I was thinking
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 6: I don't think i've seen the The Jerk is.
Speaker 1: A really funny fucking movie. So we ever see The Jerk?
Speaker 1: Watch it because it's such a satire funny man. At
Speaker 1: the beginning of the movie, he's like, I was raised
Speaker 1: a poor black boy, and he's like some white dude,
Speaker 1: and then it explains how like it's a great movie
Speaker 1: because he doesn't realize he thinks he's black the entire time.
Speaker 1: And then he hears like white folk music and he's
Speaker 1: like he's like tapping his foot and Mama, Mama, I
Speaker 1: like the music, and he's like gets up and like
Speaker 1: dances because every time they play like the whatever black
Speaker 1: music they're playing through the film, he doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to dance to it. But as soon as he hears
Speaker 1: like white folk music, he's like he's like tapping his legs.
Speaker 1: Everyone that's never seen ever, you're young person. The jerk
Speaker 1: is like phenomenal when it comes to like common movies,
Speaker 1: and but yeah, follow all the pages rate and reviewers get.
Speaker 5: Quick quick though, So thanks, like anyone who ever listened
Speaker 5: to this, Like this is something that we've been doing
Speaker 5: for like three years now, and it's just it's coming
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Speaker 5: give you more content. It'd be super cool to give
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Speaker 5: millionaire's pocket. It's making us be able to millionaire talking
Speaker 5: about it. That's what I said.
Speaker 6: It is not doing Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5: It's not just putting another dollar in a millionaire's pocket.
Speaker 5: It's actually just creating a dream happening. And like, thank
Speaker 5: you for the merch buying. That's awesome.
Speaker 6: It's it.
Speaker 5: It's helping us significantly because as you know, it's ham
Speaker 5: and I for the majority of the part take time
Speaker 5: off work to do this religiously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, we do.
Speaker 5: That hurts us significantly because this needs to be as
Speaker 5: big as it can and we believe it can be.
Speaker 6: So thank you for all the support.
Speaker 1: No, and I agree with billion I'm glad you so
Speaker 1: that because I want to spread the love and I
Speaker 1: want people to appreciate. Well, like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: fans that we have. We've had a couple of negative
Speaker 1: reviews because of obviously people that have never stayed and
Speaker 1: listened and cared or been here since the beginning, even
Speaker 1: when we started this stuff. And for new listeners, we
Speaker 1: love you too, We want it. We just want people
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Speaker 1: it's like, well you didn't do enough research or something.
Speaker 1: It's just meant to be fun and having fun time
Speaker 1: is interesting and getting into interesting stuff. And we do
Speaker 1: appreciate all the fans and the listeners and you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, we spend a lot of time stuff
Speaker 1: doing this. I spent time like editing, going through stuff
Speaker 1: funny and like cool clips to play on episodes. We're
Speaker 1: we're trying to make this the best we can, and
Speaker 1: I think the more we're progressing and we're getting better
Speaker 1: and getting better topics and weirder stuff to get into,
Speaker 1: and people like the changing segments. How Billy like started
Speaker 1: dad joking about his fucking sleeping with his eyes open,
Speaker 1: and then it was that my first son, I mean,
Speaker 1: fun fact of the day. Oh yeah, sleeping with their
Speaker 1: eyes open, and it kind of led into something. So
Speaker 1: we have lots of ideas down the world for doing
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, and I spend a lot of
Speaker 1: my time focused on this podcast to make sure that
Speaker 1: it is good. And what I think, in me and
Speaker 1: Billy think is something that's entertaining for people that understand
Speaker 1: our dark comedy and humor.
Speaker 6: Right, anyone who's listening to far.
Speaker 1: I'm sure yea. Anyway, you love you, guys, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 5: You have the power to dream that night, any dream
Speaker 5: you wanted to dream, You what I suppose, shot out
Speaker 5: by fulfilling all real.
Speaker 1: Wish because you couldn't design for yourself. What would be
Speaker 1: the most ecstatic life, the best sleep? What had to
Speaker 1: be done?
Speaker 4: The bad dream happening to me running from tragedy, stuff
Speaker 4: of dramatically scar reality is nothing but what it has
Speaker 4: to be. Some of the facts we believe are probably
Speaker 4: predicted boots potion. They massively constructed in build up minds
Speaker 4: up school kids.
Speaker 6: Trust the dollar bills, You're.
Speaker 4: A foolish in the future ross human's false bills, not
Speaker 4: now truic.
Speaker 1: Smit and no one had the fucking clue of it.
Speaker 1: I'm confusing, shit, who is this?
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 4: Is this then elusio a trick? It must be a
Speaker 4: Muslim trip, the earthiest fox. I now know who's done
Speaker 4: the ship?
Speaker 5: Did we do this?
Speaker 4: Looking up towing cruise ships another chief tricks? Start summoning
Speaker 4: demons with these lips at the dog. I was back
Speaker 4: in my bed, streaming as if the heat split tugged.
Speaker 4: I have to be dead the room goes black, that's
Speaker 4: red as I see this shadow turned back his head
Speaker 4: stare ring deep in my eyes, and I wake Fiel,
Speaker 4: sleep deprived.
Speaker 1: Take topsa res a vibe. Say no to the creeps.
Speaker 2: In the skies.
Speaker 1: I'm playing jokes like gonna make you bleed.
Speaker 3: From your eyes.
Speaker 1: I just see inside your roads mind.
Speaker 3: Where the team is high.
Speaker 4: Why isn't your the phoning bank screaming a by Why
Speaker 4: might the one that's demon nights when it's.
Speaker 1: All of you believe in nothing? Butt fies not? Does
Speaker 1: it in common? Has any surprise? I'm made a crowd
Speaker 1: at home. But down here, ron sound and all, hold
Speaker 1: the beer and these beers. I'm gonna down the mall,
Speaker 1: hold then beer till I stop, long around and fall.
Speaker 5: The coach is clear.
Speaker 1: Now the laps butting.
Speaker 4: Out sprang here, music bounced off the balls.
Speaker 1: Here my music confused in the.
Speaker 4: Battle river skull. Now I'm stucking your head. Look, you're
Speaker 4: gont dry. I guess when you spent your life crush
Speaker 4: your heads stork.
Speaker 1: Store till you're incording or a corpse. Why don't we
Speaker 1: support lies? No remorse for the course we're taken.
Speaker 4: You're forced to be awakened from an ancient slumber.
Speaker 1: Days around these graves.
Speaker 4: I wonder as it takes shot the podcat, behave as
Speaker 4: a monster, hate the imposter's foster, range, image of yourself
Speaker 4: done us. Some religion words won't help when you're bringing
Speaker 4: in the hell for a vision from a book on
Speaker 4: a shop.
Speaker 1: Look at yourselves? Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 4: You're nothing new, You must be confused, You ain't shit,
Speaker 4: shot all the booze wasted and tell you wait till
Speaker 4: your face bitch, you're the ladiest news. Everybody hates you,
Speaker 4: and there's way to change your life, but it takes
Speaker 4: pain and sacrifice.
Speaker 6: And you would move over to an adventurous dimensions.
Speaker 1: Well, there was sudden dangerous involved in the thrill.
Speaker 4: Really big news, and you could rescue princesses from Dragonston.
Speaker 1: Keep you going dangerous, John, make wonderful explosions. This blows
Speaker 1: up eventually.
Speaker 6: Getting too contest with enemies.
Speaker 1: And after you've done that for some time.
Speaker 6: You'll think up a new wrinkle to forget that you
Speaker 6: were dreaming, so you would think it was all for
Speaker 6: real