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Speaker 1: Gang we're a gang now? Yeah? Oh a little too
Speaker 1: close to home? Kno.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was told not to do that. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: stay away from them.
Speaker 1: What do you what are you doing with your hands?
Speaker 1: What's working? Is that? An an and M? Wow? I've
Speaker 1: never seen gang signs on this show before. It's odd,
Speaker 1: odd Happy to be with you on this Memorial Day.
Speaker 3: What's an an and M?
Speaker 1: It's the frequency in which we are broadcasting. It deals
Speaker 1: with the IONI sphere. It's amplitude modulation AM radio. Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, Amy, I expect that out of Kno. Not you,
Speaker 1: a wise educated person, you know. Speaking of wise and educated,
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of AI now as an artist and
Speaker 1: somebody grew up as a designer and from family of
Speaker 1: artists and the like. I'm not thrilled obviously that it's
Speaker 1: taking people's stuff and they're hard work and recreating it.
Speaker 1: But I philosophically find that we all kind of steal
Speaker 1: from each other anyways, so it's kind of this weird
Speaker 1: new step. But I came kicking and screaming into computers too.
Speaker 1: So I was an artist in the eighties and nineties,
Speaker 1: so I was like, man, this is a glorified typesetter.
Speaker 1: I do everything by hand. I cut lettering by hand,
Speaker 1: I did all kinds of stuff. And then it was like,
Speaker 1: now you're doing this stuff. So I have grown to
Speaker 1: love tech and how it plays a part and creating
Speaker 1: art or creating things and giving us information. But I'm
Speaker 1: also humored by the fact that it's it's not there yet,
Speaker 1: I mean leaps and bounds it's making I mean every
Speaker 1: day new stuff, and we're only seeing the you know,
Speaker 1: the front face of it. There's so much more that
Speaker 1: we're not using yet on our end that they know about.
Speaker 1: They the designers and creators of all this tech. But
Speaker 1: someone ran you can buy the you know, teachers use
Speaker 1: these sometimes too. There's AI detectors, and you could put
Speaker 1: in text, like if a kid writes text. You could
Speaker 1: put your student's whole essay or whatever in here, and
Speaker 1: it will tell you at what percentage it thinks it
Speaker 1: was AI written. Somebody put in the Declaration of Independence
Speaker 1: and the AI detector says it was ninety nine point
Speaker 1: nine percent sure that it was written by That's fine.
Speaker 1: So it's it's not there yet, it will be there.
Speaker 1: It's getting you know, it's smart, but that is to
Speaker 1: lead you into this little beauty. You're so vain. So
Speaker 1: AI like legal help. It's giving people medical help, it's
Speaker 1: giving people all kinds of great things. And some wing
Speaker 1: that says, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm going
Speaker 1: to put in a photo of myself and ask AI
Speaker 1: if I'm hot or not. So that's the thing. And
Speaker 1: apparently open AI's chat GPT is brutal about whether you're like.
Speaker 1: It's not even like C three po, you know, trying
Speaker 1: to be diplomatic or anything. It's apparently brutal because if
Speaker 1: you're asking that, it's going to go through millions of
Speaker 1: photographs and what is being said about those people, those photographs,
Speaker 1: and it's going to process that, and you're gonna line
Speaker 1: yourself up against all those people. And all I keep
Speaker 1: thinking about is why do I want to see Kno's heartbroken?
Speaker 1: I mean, why would I want to see a grown
Speaker 1: man well in quotes cry after he does this?
Speaker 2: So I thought I would say that I am you're
Speaker 2: what super attractive?
Speaker 1: Really unbelievably Wait, hold on a second. All right, your
Speaker 1: wife's initials AI. No, okay, so you're talking about it.
Speaker 2: Actually a picture of you and me if you went
Speaker 2: around Los Angeles. Oh, and it was like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, listen, I look like a testicle. I get it,
Speaker 1: but I'm not. But I'm not delusional. I'm not the
Speaker 1: one arguing you. I'm not. I never said I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I'm very not, super intelligent, hilarious. Yes, these things come
Speaker 1: out of my mouth. I never say I'm handsome. I
Speaker 1: did not serious. I say I'm handsome. Yeah, and that
Speaker 1: concerns me because I am handsome. And you know what,
Speaker 1: the two women very attractive that are in the building
Speaker 1: right now, they are laughing. No, they're not. They're laughing
Speaker 1: at you. Amy did a spit take? Amy Never, she's
Speaker 1: a newsperson. She doesn't do spit takes. Bro. So you
Speaker 1: know what, lost casts not helping anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna upload my picture to
Speaker 2: go ahead to do it right now? How attractive am I?
Speaker 1: And I bet you leave your stakeout to become room
Speaker 1: temperature after four hours?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: If you feel temperature, So that's important.
Speaker 4: So it's called tempering the beef because you want the
Speaker 4: inside to get beautifully pink.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be gray on the outside.
Speaker 1: Is he hitting on me?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know that accidents not real? Right? Like he
Speaker 1: gets off the air with Amy and Curtis Stone, the
Speaker 1: chef goes, crap, that was garbage. All right, I gotta go.
Speaker 3: I think it's authentic.
Speaker 2: He's Australian, So is he?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's my that's my Bill Burr impression.
Speaker 2: Is he.
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Is he?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Uh, you can now go to chat GPT and say
Speaker 1: am I hot or not? Would you care if if
Speaker 1: AI told you you weren't attractive?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you care when AI tells you
Speaker 2: you're not attractive?
Speaker 1: No? It hurts me when my mom and my wife
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 3: But I would never ask.
Speaker 1: You don't think you're attractive?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I just wouldn't ask.
Speaker 2: Why do I want to hear me up against everybody?
Speaker 2: Because it is it?
Speaker 3: Is it a relative thing?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: Is it a comparison?
Speaker 4: Like you know how Facebook was supposed to have started
Speaker 4: to kind of gauge the hotness of girls.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, I forgot that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So is it compared to what or is it
Speaker 4: just a general statement.
Speaker 1: Well, there's mathematics, there's mathematic or beauty, which is the
Speaker 1: law of thirds breaking down the face into thirds, and
Speaker 1: how we see things and symmetry, if they say evolutionarily,
Speaker 1: is that we're looking for symmetry because that means they're
Speaker 1: healthy and they're going to breed good babies. So that's
Speaker 1: where the thought, the belief is beauty comes from. Is
Speaker 1: this symmetry that we look for. So like that, like kno,
Speaker 1: the left eye that's a little what do they call
Speaker 1: that lazy eye that when you come across something like that,
Speaker 1: that would be I don't mind it. It doesn't bother me,
Speaker 1: but it might turn off some like a woman that's
Speaker 1: looking for a mate to make you know, good children.
Speaker 2: No women turned.
Speaker 1: Off really.
Speaker 3: One or two over the years, all right, But.
Speaker 2: Then also not into guys.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, you're that guy. Goodness, oh boy, you just
Speaker 1: told me a lot about it. Must be a lesbian
Speaker 1: and my right brod buppy. Oh my god, I'm stopping
Speaker 1: this because I care about you and I don't want
Speaker 1: you to dig this hole any deeper. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: do you even lift Bro. You know, one of the
Speaker 1: things that I've been doing over the past couple of
Speaker 1: years is resetting my think. I have been at KFI
Speaker 1: for thirty years and change, and I have done just
Speaker 1: about everything here and was in management was what one
Speaker 1: of my last big gigs, and I left that almost
Speaker 1: a year and a half ago or something like that,
Speaker 1: and it changed my life because I was refocusing being
Speaker 1: on the morning show with the Gang here and Bill,
Speaker 1: and then doing the Four on Saturday and producing the
Speaker 1: Jesus Show on Sunday, and just changing things because my
Speaker 1: boys eight now and my wife has her own practice,
Speaker 1: and you know, so much going on that I wanted
Speaker 1: to be around as much as possible and it's been
Speaker 1: really nice. But one of the things that I have
Speaker 1: focused on is understanding time management because I get off
Speaker 1: the air at nine am, like the good folks around me,
Speaker 1: but unlike them, I don't have to go straight into
Speaker 1: more work, so all of them. An leaves here, goes
Speaker 1: to her desk and starts producing for the next day.
Speaker 1: Amy does the same, producing for working with Ann for
Speaker 1: her show, and Cono does the same thing, whether it's
Speaker 1: putting up podcasts things like that. Whereas unless I have
Speaker 1: a meeting with sales or something dealing with one of
Speaker 1: the shows that the day is mine. And it is
Speaker 1: very easy to get into place where you think I'm
Speaker 1: just going to rest or I'm going to do this.
Speaker 1: You know, we tell ourselves you deserve to rest well.
Speaker 1: Experts are coming together on the concept of happiness and
Speaker 1: how to use your time and what builds weekdays, not
Speaker 1: just weekends, but weekdays is more fulfilling. I think we
Speaker 1: all do this thing where we push ourselves and rush
Speaker 1: towards the weekend. But what you're doing is you're pushing
Speaker 1: five days out of your seven day week to the side,
Speaker 1: and that you're growing older and older every single day,
Speaker 1: and you're pushing five out of seven days to get
Speaker 1: to those two days. And I've been beating myself up
Speaker 1: to rethink that and to not give those days up.
Speaker 1: And when I came across this story of what experts
Speaker 1: on happiness want us to know about making your weekdays
Speaker 1: more fulfilling, it really struck a chord with me. And
Speaker 1: that is structuring your weekdays to be productive, not plopping
Speaker 1: down on the couch, and to find tasks that you
Speaker 1: want done, and in doing that, getting those things done
Speaker 1: and out of your way. Your weekdays become more productive
Speaker 1: and you counterintuitively, it's more RESTful. And I've been finding
Speaker 1: that my brain works better, and I'm wondering if it
Speaker 1: would do the same for you. And everything I read
Speaker 1: in this story, I started checking off, and I'm saying, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's that's true. When I find meaning in the day
Speaker 1: and there are tasks and I split them up, like
Speaker 1: I've always thought that it charity is to break it
Speaker 1: up into three parts. Local, you know, neighborhood charity, a
Speaker 1: national charity, and a global charity. You give a little
Speaker 1: bit tea each and so you're covering all those those
Speaker 1: those places. And so now I'm looking at things like
Speaker 1: breaking it down. What's on the fix it list? Because
Speaker 1: those hover the most right. You have a list of
Speaker 1: things that need to be done. And it could be
Speaker 1: grocery shopping, but you know what I mean, fix it.
Speaker 1: It's like empty fridge. You got to fix it. You
Speaker 1: broken fridge. You might have to fix it something, order
Speaker 1: filters for the house or for the air conditioning or
Speaker 1: for whatever. There's these things and they build up and
Speaker 1: they take us down. And I will tell you that
Speaker 1: my days have been more fulfilling as I shifted them
Speaker 1: towards having things that need to be done. And some days,
Speaker 1: I will tell you, and the people I'm surrounded with
Speaker 1: on the morning show, they all wake up way earlier
Speaker 1: than I do and way earlier than built us, and
Speaker 1: they start their days at to me, it's not even
Speaker 1: starting the day. They're taking a chunk of last night
Speaker 1: and attaching it to the day. And that's hard. You
Speaker 1: get home and maybe you have maybe your nurse or
Speaker 1: your you know, athletic and you like to get up
Speaker 1: and run, or you do these things before work. Those
Speaker 1: are all very smart decisions that get you to have
Speaker 1: the best, most productive day. It's not all about work.
Speaker 1: They take eight hours and the drive and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: but we still have other things to do. And I
Speaker 1: will tell you, normally, I was one who I don't
Speaker 1: get tired physically the same way I get tired mentally.
Speaker 1: My brain. There's times where and in this job it's
Speaker 1: different than you think. We're not digging ditches, I get it,
Speaker 1: but you get fatigue mentally, fatigue to where I don't
Speaker 1: want to I can't answer questions anymore, and my brain
Speaker 1: is not the place where I'm going to be thinking
Speaker 1: the best to make a decision on. I don't know
Speaker 1: where we're going to put money into, you know, stocks
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: At the end of the day, I'm like, it's even
Speaker 4: like trying to figure out something that's gone wrong with
Speaker 4: your computer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where you have to sit there, Yeah, sit.
Speaker 4: Down and think it through to reset it or fix
Speaker 4: it or what or maybe it's a printer error or
Speaker 4: something stupid like that. You're like, I'm smart enough, I
Speaker 4: should be able to do this, But sometimes your brain
Speaker 4: just can't handle it anymore.
Speaker 1: And that's when those little tiny naps might give you
Speaker 1: a little little burst or something. Because sometimes if I
Speaker 1: can't figure something out or I'm frustrated, then you go
Speaker 1: and you do what you got to do to reset
Speaker 1: your brain, a twenty minute nap or something. But I
Speaker 1: will find I've been finding that I'm much I'm much
Speaker 1: happier because I'm then on the weekend, if I want
Speaker 1: to do nothing, I can't. I'm not The weekend isn't
Speaker 1: the only time. Now you've got to get all those
Speaker 1: things done, and you feel like you're working twice because
Speaker 1: you worked all week for the man, and now you
Speaker 1: get home and you got to work all weekend for yourself.
Speaker 1: It started changing things that I you know, and then
Speaker 1: things that were We have this little area where my
Speaker 1: wife will put things to let me know that it's
Speaker 1: to go to my shop. So it's like, oh, this
Speaker 1: broke if you can fix it, take it to the
Speaker 1: shop and fix it. And that was piling up. I
Speaker 1: mean there's stuff that has been in my shop for
Speaker 1: years that's not, you know, super important. It's like a
Speaker 1: mirror that my wife liked that has a chip in
Speaker 1: it and where you have no place for it in
Speaker 1: the house necessarily, but she doesn't want to throw it away.
Speaker 1: So something like that can sit for years in there
Speaker 1: because I have to sculpt. I have to take time
Speaker 1: to skull. It's a particular thing that has like a
Speaker 1: mermaid on it, and I have to sculpt part of
Speaker 1: the mermaid face. That's going to take me a different
Speaker 1: kind of energy. But the other little things get done.
Speaker 1: And so reading this story it made me think about
Speaker 1: changes that I've made, and I'm going to pass that
Speaker 1: along to you to say, I know I'm the type
Speaker 1: of person that needs my downtime. My brain does, my
Speaker 1: body does, but my brain needs it more to think
Speaker 1: the way I like to think as somebody who's logical,
Speaker 1: hopefully and reasonable and goes through things. So try that.
Speaker 1: Make yourself a list of a couple of things, and
Speaker 1: you're going to feel so much more accomplished each day
Speaker 1: that when it comes time for the weekend, you're not
Speaker 1: loaded with all that stuff that you pushed off because
Speaker 1: of the day. And it really had the opposite effect
Speaker 1: on me that I thought it was. I thought it
Speaker 1: was just it was gonna fatigue me. Then you'll have
Speaker 1: those days, and you're allowed those days, but maybe give
Speaker 1: it a shot. And now you've got skuy Ince behind
Speaker 1: me and these people that study happiness, and look at me,
Speaker 1: I'm just a ball of fun. Handle is taking the
Speaker 1: day off because you know, you work so hard. Hope
Speaker 1: that furry little beck of his is floating in a
Speaker 1: pool somewhere. Oh that's a horrible segue into what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: That was I want to tell you, this was not
Speaker 1: thought out, That wasn't humor. I was bashing Handle, but
Speaker 1: holding in my hand a story that I wanted to
Speaker 1: tell you about because I have an eight year old
Speaker 1: and we have a pool, and this is absolutely serious,
Speaker 1: and that completely separate from me being stupid about handle.
Speaker 1: But it made me think about some of the things
Speaker 1: my wife really instilled in my son, and one of
Speaker 1: them was he's going to learn to swim immediately. So
Speaker 1: six months of age, I think he was already swimming underwater.
Speaker 1: Who was like one of those things where she would
Speaker 1: make sure that he could do that and went to
Speaker 1: the YMCA and made sure that he took swimming lessons
Speaker 1: and all of those things. And it's hilarious. I have
Speaker 1: a picture that looks like the cover of Nevermind. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like Nirmana's album Covery, where he's giving a thumbs
Speaker 1: up naked as day one, under the water like a
Speaker 1: little fish, and that he took to it. He still
Speaker 1: loves swimming. But when I came across a story that
Speaker 1: drowning is the leading cause of death in young kids,
Speaker 1: I was blown away. Now I know a lot of people.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna whittle this down a little bit. Here, it's
Speaker 1: getting hot, we're using pools more. An estimated four thousand
Speaker 1: fatal unintentional drownings happened every year in the United States.
Speaker 1: It's insane that average eleven drowning deaths per day, so
Speaker 1: says the CDC leading cause of death in children ages
Speaker 1: one to four and after motor vehicle accidents. It is
Speaker 1: the second leading cause of death attributed to unintentional injuries
Speaker 1: in kids ages five to fourteen. So breaking this down
Speaker 1: and going to the story, one thing and one thing
Speaker 1: stood out the most. Okay, getting the kids trained, and
Speaker 1: sometimes you know money is going to be an issue
Speaker 1: because a lot of this breaks down among racial lines
Speaker 1: as well in culture and the like. But you can
Speaker 1: find free classes. Sometimes the YMCA might have ways to
Speaker 1: help out. But like I said, that's what we ended
Speaker 1: up doing is take him to a local YMCA and
Speaker 1: having him because we didn't have a pool at the house,
Speaker 1: and so we went through that process with our boy
Speaker 1: and it really was super helpful. It's just like it.
Speaker 1: It gave him confidence. And kids are weird. They'll go
Speaker 1: through this stage where they are absolutely fearless of water.
Speaker 1: Some do at first, and then they'll go through I
Speaker 1: don't know if they get older and maybe understand what
Speaker 1: could happen and they get nervous again about water, and
Speaker 1: then sometimes they grow out of it again. So we
Speaker 1: were worried that he was going to go through that stage,
Speaker 1: so we constantly found ways, and what we did is
Speaker 1: we ended up we had a little spa and he
Speaker 1: would take him in there. And then we got an
Speaker 1: above ground pool, a small one to see if we'd
Speaker 1: use it, because it can be expensive obviously to get
Speaker 1: an in ground And then once we saw that the
Speaker 1: family used it, we got an in ground pool. So
Speaker 1: now he has one at eight to be able to
Speaker 1: go in there have family. It does not have it
Speaker 1: true deep end. It goes from about I don't know,
Speaker 1: three feet to maybe five feet in the deepest, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of a splash pool, smaller splash pool. But
Speaker 1: having him learn how to swim was important. Nothing ever
Speaker 1: will do more than teaching a child to swim and
Speaker 1: supervision over and over. In this story, those were the
Speaker 1: two things that you get. Water is a part of
Speaker 1: our lives in one way or another. There may be
Speaker 1: a time where you're going to be on a boat,
Speaker 1: heaven forbid, you're you know, on a plane and something happened.
Speaker 1: I mean, knowing how to navigate water is very important,
Speaker 1: and the thought that kids are drowning still at this rate.
Speaker 1: Also learning CPR. CPR is imperative as well. If you're
Speaker 1: going to have our pool has an automatic cover that
Speaker 1: you it can't open it remotely. You have to be
Speaker 1: right there to open it. Those types of things, you
Speaker 1: could have ten adults stand on it and they're not
Speaker 1: going in. Having these precautions, I think you have to
Speaker 1: have at least three different precaution measures. Locks on the
Speaker 1: gates with buzzers or alarms if they're open. I think
Speaker 1: we had to do. The gates have to be able
Speaker 1: gosh to double lock and we have the cover, or
Speaker 1: you have to devigate another fence around the pool. And
Speaker 1: if you're gonna have them around water, children around water,
Speaker 1: these are the things that you have to do to
Speaker 1: keep them safe. But I got to tell you find someone,
Speaker 1: even if they do it pro bono, that will teach
Speaker 1: your kids how to swim, and never ever leave them
Speaker 1: around water unsupervised, period because that number is way too much.
Speaker 1: Eleven per day, all right, Britney spears in the news again.
Speaker 1: She pops up all the time, and it's never for
Speaker 1: anything good. She's a mess And I normally am not
Speaker 1: spending time talking about Britney Spears. So I have a
Speaker 1: point to this. I assure you. She makes these weird videos,
Speaker 1: dances with knives all these things just straight right, and
Speaker 1: it's almost sad really to watch it. But if you
Speaker 1: remember back, was it twenty twenty one, So she had
Speaker 1: a thirteen year long conservatorship I think her father, and
Speaker 1: very controversial and there were a lot of her fans
Speaker 1: that would, you know, say, free Brittany and all those things.
Speaker 1: So she was finally freed of that as she continues
Speaker 1: to do odd things and say odd things, and I
Speaker 1: can't help but think, this is a person to me
Speaker 1: in distress, this is a person with mental issues. And
Speaker 1: how again, and this is a reoccurring theme with me,
Speaker 1: is we have gone from a rational society to an
Speaker 1: emotional society because you do not see anybody coming to
Speaker 1: her aid now. It was all about the concernship, which
Speaker 1: may have been bad. I don't know. Maybe her dad's
Speaker 1: a jerk. I have no idea, But that doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that she doesn't need someone to look after her. Because
Speaker 1: she was on a plane recently and she went online
Speaker 1: as she has one to do, and she was writing
Speaker 1: her fans that she was on a flight and it
Speaker 1: was her first time drinking vodka, which I find hard
Speaker 1: to believe, but maybe so, how could it be the
Speaker 1: first time for any woman to drink vodka. I thought
Speaker 1: that's what most women drink, right, So I know that
Speaker 1: was sexist and horrible. I was joking, but it's sort
Speaker 1: of true. So she says, first time drinking vodka, and
Speaker 1: she said a friend because and she's like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I want a cigarette so bad on this airplane. Now,
Speaker 1: was it a chartered plane. Yeah, there were probably others
Speaker 1: on it, but it was a JSX charter plane, so
Speaker 1: other people with money probably were chartered. It wasn't a
Speaker 1: private private plane. But you still couldn't smoke on a
Speaker 1: private private plane, I don't think. So her friend put
Speaker 1: the cigarette into her mouth and lit the cigarette, and
Speaker 1: she started smoking. She goes, I figured, oh wow, this
Speaker 1: is one of those planes where you can smoke. She
Speaker 1: continues to talk about vodka. After drinking the vodka, she thought,
Speaker 1: what the heck is in here? I felt so clear
Speaker 1: and smart. And then the officials on the plane, you know,
Speaker 1: you've got the people there, and then they asked, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, someone's gotta tell her she can't smoke, and
Speaker 1: all this stuff. She thinks she was, you know, kind
Speaker 1: of a what's the word, I'm looking point it out
Speaker 1: and Yeah, when you're smoking out a plane, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be pointed out. So she said that the flight attendant
Speaker 1: didn't like her. She knew the minute she got on
Speaker 1: there she didn't like her, and she was trying to
Speaker 1: embarrass her. I don't know that part. But what hit
Speaker 1: me about this story is she continues continues to spiral
Speaker 1: and augur and have red flag after red flag. So
Speaker 1: all of her fans were so vocal and emotionally supported her.
Speaker 1: Free Britney Free, Britney free Britain. Where are they now?
Speaker 1: Nobody's freeing her from the actual demons and issues that
Speaker 1: she has. They just look at her as entertainment as
Speaker 1: she flops around on camera. Little side note for those
Speaker 1: playing the home game little trivia, the little brown chapel
Speaker 1: on Cold Water Canyon where she like freaked out, shaved
Speaker 1: her head and ran into that little chapel to pray.
Speaker 1: That's the that's the chapel I got married in and
Speaker 1: my lovely wife Tracy, huh, yeah, so that's why that
Speaker 1: I shaved my head and went crazy, And so two.
Speaker 2: Women went crazy there. Here's what you're saying, one married,
Speaker 2: the other shaved her.
Speaker 1: Really, that's how you're coming at me before the end
Speaker 1: of the show, like I can't even prepare comeback now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: technically you're right. Yeah, two women lost their mind. Uh cono.
Speaker 1: It's gonna suck to have to beat the holy snot
Speaker 1: out of you before I leave today. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: But it just hit me as like, we get so
Speaker 1: emotional and everybody's up in arms and we protest, and
Speaker 1: then the minute the real problem shows its face, nobody
Speaker 1: wants to tackle that. Nobody wants to tackle the fact
Speaker 1: that she's probably got mental issues of some kind. I'm
Speaker 1: not a doctor. This is all speculation in my own opinion,
Speaker 1: but she probably has issues and people will watch her auger,
Speaker 1: but they would march in line to say free Brittany.
Speaker 1: And the poor thing is, you know, having issues after
Speaker 1: issues after issues. Anybody buying her first time drinking vodka?
Speaker 1: How does that happen? How does that happen? She was
Speaker 1: like like on TV and dancing and stuff, like when
Speaker 1: she was a kid. How does someone not slip you vodka? Amy?
Speaker 1: What was the first thing you ever drank?
Speaker 3: My mother's milk?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, I'm gonna fast forward. Hold on, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: press the fifteen seconds ahead on the YouTube, fifteen seconds ahead,
Speaker 1: fifteen seconds after your mother's that's very funny, by the.
Speaker 3: Way, would have been wine.
Speaker 1: Oh gotcha? Is that your your jam? Still?
Speaker 3: That is my jam? Now?
Speaker 1: Okay, what kind I mean? Like what you red? You white?
Speaker 3: Big bold red wine.
Speaker 1: Big bold red wine. And what was the first I
Speaker 1: don't know what's in jungle juice? Everything well junk, well,
Speaker 1: jungle juice depends who's making it. Could be jin could
Speaker 1: be wrong. No, yeah, that was the first thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, smooth, smooth, going going down, smooth cono.
Speaker 1: You're drinking right now, but I'm not going to ask
Speaker 1: what you're drinking. What was the first thing you drank?
Speaker 2: It was the Blood of Christ, which was wine.
Speaker 1: Oh you, I stepped out.
Speaker 2: I was a young lad.
Speaker 1: They let me have the little too communion. Did you
Speaker 1: give the cup back?
Speaker 2: They had a pry it from my fingers?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he did.
Speaker 2: You got to go back to the pew with it.
Speaker 3: He took a big shared chalice. Yeah, left with it.
Speaker 1: Would the heisman move and it was like pushing the
Speaker 1: priest out of the way so he can finish it.
Speaker 3: Off mine mine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how about some more of those crackers and priests
Speaker 1: that you're out.
Speaker 2: Of here, man, it's outside of the holy house. It
Speaker 2: was probably, uh, it was bad. It was brandy. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's the worst. That's not a bad choice, No, it was.
Speaker 1: It was a very bad I think there was a
Speaker 1: little bit of My parents didn't drink a lot, but
Speaker 1: there was booze in the house and on high shelves,
Speaker 1: and it was always old and it was never name brand.
Speaker 1: It was always like some white label thing from Fazzio's
Speaker 1: or something back in the day that I don't even
Speaker 1: think that exists anymore. And that I think they were
Speaker 1: throwing out a bottle of gin and there was a
Speaker 1: little bit in the bottle and I sipped in and
Speaker 1: I'm like, holy, that is nasty. Now I'm a Gin fan,
Speaker 1: but that was warm end of the bottle. Gin, No bueno,
Speaker 1: It's not good at all. All right, folks, free Brittany,
Speaker 1: have yourself a wonderful day, enjoy your family and your
Speaker 1: loved ones. It's been paid for and we are thankful
Speaker 1: for that. And I love this country and we are
Speaker 1: blessed to have people that would stand up for it
Speaker 1: and defend it. And let us remember them today as
Speaker 1: we're enjoying barbecue and cookies and whatever you're going to have.
Speaker 1: Just don't leave that tato salad out too long. That
Speaker 1: mayonnaise going to come back and visit you later. Garian
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