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<v Speaker 1>Ontago on Orlando's rock station one on one one w

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<v Speaker 1>j R. I just heard from ac DC, who opened

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<v Speaker 1>up their Power Up North American tour last night in

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<v Speaker 1>Minneapolis at us Bank Stadium. Sold out crowd of sixty

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<v Speaker 1>thousand packed in to watch the guys rip through a

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<v Speaker 1>two hour plus set.

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<v Speaker 2>You know we're gonna have more concerts for ac DC

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<v Speaker 2>when they come over to Tampa.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, more tickets for that, We will definitely have those.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, speaking of prize, you see last night they gave

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<v Speaker 2>away the iHeart Radio Music Festival tickets a Wheel of Fortune.

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<v Speaker 1>The trip to that in Vegas. Yeah, it's Wheel of

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<v Speaker 1>Fortune week on or iHeartRadio Week on Wheel of Fortune.

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<v Speaker 1>One more night to go in Nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah all so if you're a wheel a wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>Person wife is watching, you can win some of these

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<v Speaker 1>prizes watching from home as well.

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<v Speaker 2>This week. I tell you what, I want to go

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<v Speaker 2>on that show. One time you put me on a

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<v Speaker 2>game show, Pat, I'm gonna dominate. Okay, maybe not, but

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<v Speaker 2>you remember.

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<v Speaker 1>My pick for you which show to go on would

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<v Speaker 1>be Jeopardy.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you getting at?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I thought you about like my life's in Jeopardy. No?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that Remember it used to be family you

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<v Speaker 2>all understand. Stop. Remember it used to be family fortune

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<v Speaker 2>or family feud that I was good at. We did it.

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<v Speaker 2>We would go out to different like bar gigs and

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<v Speaker 2>stuff and bring a little buzzer to play family feud

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<v Speaker 2>because I loved it so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of fabulous prizes, end of an era. What publishers

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<v Speaker 1>clearing houses filed for bankruptcy?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you give away millions of dollars? How do you

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<v Speaker 2>file for bankruptcy?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, when those millions of dollars are sourced from these

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<v Speaker 1>magazines that the whole idea is to schlep, and no

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<v Speaker 1>one buys magazines anymore. You can kind of do the

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<v Speaker 1>easy math, Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, they are going to complete fulfilling this year's promotion.

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<v Speaker 2>Well they be.

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<v Speaker 1>If you get one of those big checks, you better

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<v Speaker 1>take it right to the bank and make sure it clears.

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<v Speaker 2>Now this might sound bad, but it was Ed McMahon

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<v Speaker 2>that would walk up to the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you are confusing publisher's clearinghouse with American Family Publishers,

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<v Speaker 1>which was the one that Ed McMahon.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 1>I am one hundred I.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought it was Ed walking up because I always i'd

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<v Speaker 2>hear the door knock it, I'd hear a door knock

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<v Speaker 2>in my house and I go, oh, my god, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the guy with the check And it was just Jehovah's

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<v Speaker 2>witness Again.

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<v Speaker 1>Publisher's Clearinghouse never worked with Ed, but the competitive competing

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<v Speaker 1>American family publishers they did their thing for like the

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<v Speaker 1>late seventies till the end of the nineties. That was

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<v Speaker 1>that was the Ed McMahon deal. But that Publisher's clearing House,

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<v Speaker 1>good god. They they moved a lot of their entry stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously to online, and my wife made the mistake of

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<v Speaker 1>signing up for that a few years ago. And once

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<v Speaker 1>once you opt into that, the spam email bombardment is

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<v Speaker 1>is relentless, relentless.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even use our home email because of spam amount.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It's disgusting, not from that, not from Publishers Clearinghouse, but

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<v Speaker 2>just spam in general. I gave up our email. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>come out, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye price patrol. Yes, okay, okay, is this the

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<v Speaker 1>headline of the week. This is a contender. We look

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<v Speaker 1>I think all of us as a group were pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much convinced we had a shoe in from earlier in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Week, which was I'm gonna do a new method instead

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<v Speaker 2>of reading you what the headline of the week was,

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<v Speaker 2>because he would.

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<v Speaker 1>Just take shorthand and it would come out wrong and

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<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't be quite as effective. He now records a

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<v Speaker 1>voice makes a voice recording of me reading the contenders

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<v Speaker 1>as we go along.

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<v Speaker 2>So here is what pat on Wednesday said. This was

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<v Speaker 2>the headline of the week, hands down, I promise, and

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<v Speaker 2>I said, never said nev don't don't call it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>CoP's investigating if foster mom gave one of her children

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<v Speaker 3>in exchange for a monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think all of us at that point kind

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<v Speaker 1>of agreed that's gonna be tough to top.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well you got something better, hold on, well on,

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<v Speaker 2>let me hit record. Wow, I'm multitasking again, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>One, two, three, Stranger has sex with corpse on Manhattan

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<v Speaker 1>subway train, body robbed twice. Okay, oh god, here's what

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<v Speaker 1>we got. Let me run this through you so you

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<v Speaker 1>can get the full feeling for the level of depravity

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<v Speaker 1>that exists in this country, which never sees us to amaze.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like he ran it through the course.

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<v Speaker 1>This came to light after a Metro Transit Authority train

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<v Speaker 1>conductor found the dead man, believed to be in his forties,

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<v Speaker 1>face down on the floor of an idling our train

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<v Speaker 1>at the Whitehall Street subway station in Lower Manhattan about

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<v Speaker 1>twelve thirty in the morning Wednesday. Cops investigating the case

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<v Speaker 1>reviewed subway car surveillance footage. It showed a man believed

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<v Speaker 1>to be in his fifties having oral and back door

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<v Speaker 1>that with the corpse. The shocking. The shocking footage shows

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<v Speaker 1>a second man robbing the victim a few minutes after

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<v Speaker 1>the first man exited the train car.

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<v Speaker 2>Those New York Subways. Man, so this the first sick

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, we know what we heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Did that and then robbed him, And then another guy

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<v Speaker 1>took what was left from the dearly departed that was

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<v Speaker 1>still face down on the idling R train.

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<v Speaker 2>What is wrong with this country, this world? And then

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, the third guy came through and

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<v Speaker 2>started chipping out his gold fillings.

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<v Speaker 1>So all right, those are really the two that are

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<v Speaker 1>doing battle here.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here's your we need to know it two two five,

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<v Speaker 2>two six, which wins the headline of the week. And

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<v Speaker 2>again we're gonna shorthand it this one stranger has six.

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<v Speaker 3>With corpse on Manhattan subway train body robbed twice for

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<v Speaker 3>this CoP's investigating.

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<v Speaker 1>If foster mom gave up one of her children in

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<v Speaker 1>exchange for a monkey.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So subway or monkey is what we'll leave it

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<v Speaker 2>at when you text in your answer to two two

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<v Speaker 2>five two six, because I'm gonna tell you I have

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<v Speaker 2>to go with monkey, Pat, just for the fact of

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<v Speaker 2>how how deranged that second story was. I can't unhear

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<v Speaker 2>that going into a weekend. That's so wrong. I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>pick em. I will, I will be happy with the outcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Either I can't. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Both of those are so strong with a hard g

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<v Speaker 1>which I just did as a k.

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<v Speaker 2>Two two five two six. Which one's better as for

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<v Speaker 2>a headline of the week winner Subway or Monkey? Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 2>what's bits and pieces? That's my nickname bits and pieces, Bob,

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<v Speaker 2>because I only hear bits and pieces of things.

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<v Speaker 1>And then once he tries to bring him to light

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<v Speaker 1>on the air, many times it's inaccurate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like somebody said, it was Ed McMahon and Dick Clark.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat knows what's going on. We're past all that that

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<v Speaker 2>delivered the checks. Yeah, so they're not delivering checks and no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what the outcome is. But I like

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<v Speaker 2>to collecting Rent and Evan. It's neck and neck here, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let the votes continue to come in while we

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<v Speaker 1>go over this last entry here this morning for idiotology. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it with these guys from Blink one eighty two.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got Tom DeLong and his whole UFO stuff, which

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<v Speaker 1>he's turned out to be right about a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>The one guy in a plane crash.

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<v Speaker 1>And now here comes Mark Hoppus, who uh claims in

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<v Speaker 1>his new book that he may have been responsible for

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<v Speaker 1>the capture of Saddam Hussein. Okay, the band was on

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<v Speaker 1>an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf because they were

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<v Speaker 1>going to play some shows in the region, and Uh

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<v Speaker 1>Hoppus told a Navy admiral they had a plan to

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<v Speaker 1>fact that Saddam was sending video messages to his followers

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<v Speaker 1>from an unknown location. And Hoppas said, he told the admiral,

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<v Speaker 1>what about having drones fly all over the region in

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<v Speaker 1>carpeting patterns broadcasting time codes above the level of human hearing,

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<v Speaker 1>but at the level that a video recording could catch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the next time he releases one of the videos,

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<v Speaker 1>you can listen to it, put the ultrasonic data and

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<v Speaker 1>triangulate the drones you flying all over. The admiral told

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<v Speaker 1>hopp Is he might mention that to his higher ups,

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<v Speaker 1>and four months later, Saddam's yanked out of that hiding hole.

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<v Speaker 2>So Mark Hoppins, Mark Hoppus said, you need to release this. Hey, Mark,

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<v Speaker 2>how about you guys release a better song. Sorry, that

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<v Speaker 2>was not nice. But if I hear well, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I hear that one more, Oh my god. Anyway, all

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<v Speaker 2>right here, where are you ready? You start? I might

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<v Speaker 2>get fired for that one. Hey, you start counting? You ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Headline of the week, what's the winner gonna be?

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<v Speaker 2>Monkey? Monkey monkey subway monkey subway monkey subway subway, subway, subway, subway,

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<v Speaker 2>subway monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey. I think we're going monkey. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I think people just what you just gave me word

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<v Speaker 2>a tie okay subway subway salad okay monkey subway subway.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I think subway's We're going into a weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>It has nothing to do with the weekend talking. This

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<v Speaker 1>has to do with the sheer brilliance of putting together

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<v Speaker 1>and crafting a master headline of the week. And clearly

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners have spoken to the depravity of this science

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<v Speaker 1>society we live in.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think it's better feel good moment that a

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<v Speaker 2>foster mother traded her baby for a monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the other beautiful part of being in this cuntry.

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<v Speaker 1>We all can express our own opinions.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. Well, I mean Subway one according to you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>and not the restaurant we're not even putting now.

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<v Speaker 1>A sick oats.

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<v Speaker 2>Follow the mornings, everything that walks all day. This is

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<v Speaker 2>one oh one one w jr R, Orlando's rock station.