Speaker 1: Ontago on Orlando's rock station one on one one w
Speaker 1: j R. I just heard from ac DC, who opened
Speaker 1: up their Power Up North American tour last night in
Speaker 1: Minneapolis at us Bank Stadium. Sold out crowd of sixty
Speaker 1: thousand packed in to watch the guys rip through a
Speaker 1: two hour plus set.
Speaker 2: You know we're gonna have more concerts for ac DC
Speaker 2: when they come over to Tampa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more tickets for that, We will definitely have those.
Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of prize, you see last night they gave
Speaker 2: away the iHeart Radio Music Festival tickets a Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 1: The trip to that in Vegas. Yeah, it's Wheel of
Speaker 1: Fortune week on or iHeartRadio Week on Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 1: One more night to go in Nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah all so if you're a wheel a wheel.
Speaker 1: Person wife is watching, you can win some of these
Speaker 1: prizes watching from home as well.
Speaker 2: This week. I tell you what, I want to go
Speaker 2: on that show. One time you put me on a
Speaker 2: game show, Pat, I'm gonna dominate. Okay, maybe not, but
Speaker 2: you remember.
Speaker 1: My pick for you which show to go on would
Speaker 1: be Jeopardy.
Speaker 2: What are you getting at?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Oh? I thought you about like my life's in Jeopardy. No?
Speaker 2: Oh no, that Remember it used to be family you
Speaker 2: all understand. Stop. Remember it used to be family fortune
Speaker 2: or family feud that I was good at. We did it.
Speaker 2: We would go out to different like bar gigs and
Speaker 2: stuff and bring a little buzzer to play family feud
Speaker 2: because I loved it so much.
Speaker 1: Speaking of fabulous prizes, end of an era. What publishers
Speaker 1: clearing houses filed for bankruptcy?
Speaker 2: Wait, you give away millions of dollars? How do you
Speaker 2: file for bankruptcy?
Speaker 1: Well, when those millions of dollars are sourced from these
Speaker 1: magazines that the whole idea is to schlep, and no
Speaker 1: one buys magazines anymore. You can kind of do the
Speaker 1: easy math, Taco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 1: Wow, they are going to complete fulfilling this year's promotion.
Speaker 2: Well they be.
Speaker 1: If you get one of those big checks, you better
Speaker 1: take it right to the bank and make sure it clears.
Speaker 2: Now this might sound bad, but it was Ed McMahon
Speaker 2: that would walk up to the door.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you are confusing publisher's clearinghouse with American Family Publishers,
Speaker 1: which was the one that Ed McMahon.
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 1: I am one hundred I.
Speaker 2: Thought it was Ed walking up because I always i'd
Speaker 2: hear the door knock it, I'd hear a door knock
Speaker 2: in my house and I go, oh, my god, it's
Speaker 2: the guy with the check And it was just Jehovah's
Speaker 2: witness Again.
Speaker 1: Publisher's Clearinghouse never worked with Ed, but the competitive competing
Speaker 1: American family publishers they did their thing for like the
Speaker 1: late seventies till the end of the nineties. That was
Speaker 1: that was the Ed McMahon deal. But that Publisher's clearing House,
Speaker 1: good god. They they moved a lot of their entry stuff,
Speaker 1: obviously to online, and my wife made the mistake of
Speaker 1: signing up for that a few years ago. And once
Speaker 1: once you opt into that, the spam email bombardment is
Speaker 1: is relentless, relentless.
Speaker 2: I don't even use our home email because of spam amount.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting, not from that, not from Publishers Clearinghouse, but
Speaker 2: just spam in general. I gave up our email. I'm
Speaker 2: come out, so.
Speaker 1: Bye bye price patrol. Yes, okay, okay, is this the
Speaker 1: headline of the week. This is a contender. We look
Speaker 1: I think all of us as a group were pretty
Speaker 1: much convinced we had a shoe in from earlier in the.
Speaker 2: Week, which was I'm gonna do a new method instead
Speaker 2: of reading you what the headline of the week was,
Speaker 2: because he would.
Speaker 1: Just take shorthand and it would come out wrong and
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be quite as effective. He now records a
Speaker 1: voice makes a voice recording of me reading the contenders
Speaker 1: as we go along.
Speaker 2: So here is what pat on Wednesday said. This was
Speaker 2: the headline of the week, hands down, I promise, and
Speaker 2: I said, never said nev don't don't call it yet.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: CoP's investigating if foster mom gave one of her children
Speaker 3: in exchange for a monkey.
Speaker 1: And I think all of us at that point kind
Speaker 1: of agreed that's gonna be tough to top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you got something better, hold on, well on,
Speaker 2: let me hit record. Wow, I'm multitasking again, all right?
Speaker 1: One, two, three, Stranger has sex with corpse on Manhattan
Speaker 1: subway train, body robbed twice. Okay, oh god, here's what
Speaker 1: we got. Let me run this through you so you
Speaker 1: can get the full feeling for the level of depravity
Speaker 1: that exists in this country, which never sees us to amaze.
Speaker 2: It sounds like he ran it through the course.
Speaker 1: This came to light after a Metro Transit Authority train
Speaker 1: conductor found the dead man, believed to be in his forties,
Speaker 1: face down on the floor of an idling our train
Speaker 1: at the Whitehall Street subway station in Lower Manhattan about
Speaker 1: twelve thirty in the morning Wednesday. Cops investigating the case
Speaker 1: reviewed subway car surveillance footage. It showed a man believed
Speaker 1: to be in his fifties having oral and back door
Speaker 1: that with the corpse. The shocking. The shocking footage shows
Speaker 1: a second man robbing the victim a few minutes after
Speaker 1: the first man exited the train car.
Speaker 2: Those New York Subways. Man, so this the first sick
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we know what we heard.
Speaker 1: Did that and then robbed him, And then another guy
Speaker 1: took what was left from the dearly departed that was
Speaker 1: still face down on the idling R train.
Speaker 2: What is wrong with this country, this world? And then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, the third guy came through and
Speaker 2: started chipping out his gold fillings.
Speaker 1: So all right, those are really the two that are
Speaker 1: doing battle here.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's your we need to know it two two five,
Speaker 2: two six, which wins the headline of the week. And
Speaker 2: again we're gonna shorthand it this one stranger has six.
Speaker 3: With corpse on Manhattan subway train body robbed twice for
Speaker 3: this CoP's investigating.
Speaker 1: If foster mom gave up one of her children in
Speaker 1: exchange for a monkey.
Speaker 2: Okay, So subway or monkey is what we'll leave it
Speaker 2: at when you text in your answer to two two
Speaker 2: five two six, because I'm gonna tell you I have
Speaker 2: to go with monkey, Pat, just for the fact of
Speaker 2: how how deranged that second story was. I can't unhear
Speaker 2: that going into a weekend. That's so wrong. I'm a
Speaker 2: pick em. I will, I will be happy with the outcome.
Speaker 2: Either I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: Both of those are so strong with a hard g
Speaker 1: which I just did as a k.
Speaker 2: Two two five two six. Which one's better as for
Speaker 2: a headline of the week winner Subway or Monkey? Somebody said,
Speaker 2: what's bits and pieces? That's my nickname bits and pieces, Bob,
Speaker 2: because I only hear bits and pieces of things.
Speaker 1: And then once he tries to bring him to light
Speaker 1: on the air, many times it's inaccurate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like somebody said, it was Ed McMahon and Dick Clark.
Speaker 2: Pat knows what's going on. We're past all that that
Speaker 2: delivered the checks. Yeah, so they're not delivering checks and no,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what the outcome is. But I like
Speaker 2: to collecting Rent and Evan. It's neck and neck here, dude.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Let's let the votes continue to come in while we
Speaker 1: go over this last entry here this morning for idiotology. Man,
Speaker 1: what is it with these guys from Blink one eighty two.
Speaker 1: You've got Tom DeLong and his whole UFO stuff, which
Speaker 1: he's turned out to be right about a lot of
Speaker 1: the stuff.
Speaker 2: The one guy in a plane crash.
Speaker 1: And now here comes Mark Hoppus, who uh claims in
Speaker 1: his new book that he may have been responsible for
Speaker 1: the capture of Saddam Hussein. Okay, the band was on
Speaker 1: an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf because they were
Speaker 1: going to play some shows in the region, and Uh
Speaker 1: Hoppus told a Navy admiral they had a plan to
Speaker 1: catch Hussein. He said it had to do with the
Speaker 1: fact that Saddam was sending video messages to his followers
Speaker 1: from an unknown location. And Hoppas said, he told the admiral,
Speaker 1: what about having drones fly all over the region in
Speaker 1: carpeting patterns broadcasting time codes above the level of human hearing,
Speaker 1: but at the level that a video recording could catch it.
Speaker 1: Then the next time he releases one of the videos,
Speaker 1: you can listen to it, put the ultrasonic data and
Speaker 1: triangulate the drones you flying all over. The admiral told
Speaker 1: hopp Is he might mention that to his higher ups,
Speaker 1: and four months later, Saddam's yanked out of that hiding hole.
Speaker 2: So Mark Hoppins, Mark Hoppus said, you need to release this. Hey, Mark,
Speaker 2: how about you guys release a better song. Sorry, that
Speaker 2: was not nice. But if I hear well, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I hear that one more, Oh my god. Anyway, all
Speaker 2: right here, where are you ready? You start? I might
Speaker 2: get fired for that one. Hey, you start counting? You ready?
Speaker 1: Yes? Headline of the week, what's the winner gonna be?
Speaker 2: Monkey? Monkey monkey subway monkey subway monkey subway subway, subway, subway, subway,
Speaker 2: subway monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey. I think we're going monkey. Uh.
Speaker 2: I think people just what you just gave me word
Speaker 2: a tie okay subway subway salad okay monkey subway subway.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think subway's We're going into a weekend.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with the weekend talking. This
Speaker 1: has to do with the sheer brilliance of putting together
Speaker 1: and crafting a master headline of the week. And clearly
Speaker 1: our listeners have spoken to the depravity of this science
Speaker 1: society we live in.
Speaker 2: I just think it's better feel good moment that a
Speaker 2: foster mother traded her baby for a monkey.
Speaker 1: And that's the other beautiful part of being in this cuntry.
Speaker 1: We all can express our own opinions.
Speaker 2: That's true. Well, I mean Subway one according to you guys,
Speaker 2: and not the restaurant we're not even putting now.
Speaker 1: A sick oats.
Speaker 2: Follow the mornings, everything that walks all day. This is
Speaker 2: one oh one one w jr R, Orlando's rock station.