Speaker 1: Uh uh, hello, Hello everybody.
Speaker 2: The little thingies has an announcement. No, I don't announce
Speaker 2: these things. No No. I said something off camera to
Speaker 2: Stephanie and then her response was just it was what
Speaker 2: the normal response should be. And I'm not going to
Speaker 2: say what I said, but she's like, okay, And then
Speaker 2: I just heard recording in progress. It's me Cecily here
Speaker 2: with Stephanie. We got a whole room full of cringe stuff,
Speaker 2: new room full of news, and we're we're pre recording
Speaker 2: this a little bit because we had so much to
Speaker 2: say about Ariana Grande. So if you haven't listened to that,
Speaker 2: you know, listen to it. But so there might be
Speaker 2: other news that is broken. But we're not CNN. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're just gonna talk about this stuff. You get it.
Speaker 2: We don't have to see you. Yeah, we're just picking
Speaker 2: and choosing.
Speaker 3: We're talking about some stuff and I want to start
Speaker 3: out with our heaviest thing. And because you caught my attention,
Speaker 3: So Glenn Hansward was was I say was because he
Speaker 3: recently passed away and I don't know if a lot
Speaker 3: of people even know who he is, but he's a singer.
Speaker 2: I've seen him in concert you have wonderful. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw him with the frames he was in Okay.
Speaker 2: So the best way that you can know him is
Speaker 2: from the from the movie Once. He was the Irish
Speaker 2: o Irish singer songwriter who was busking in the movie
Speaker 2: Once he falls in love, but he didn't really fall
Speaker 2: in love in the movie. If you remember, they never
Speaker 2: got together. And that's kind of important to know now.
Speaker 2: He was a back cleaner salesman, right, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: haven't seen it a long time, but it was such
Speaker 2: a big hit. It was the sleeper hit that became
Speaker 2: like a Broadway musical that won Tony's.
Speaker 3: And the song is hit, the song falling Slow one
Speaker 3: I believe won an Oscar, Oh my God.
Speaker 2: And a Grammy like it was. It was a magical
Speaker 2: moment for music, and he is He was an extremely
Speaker 2: talented musician and I was a really big fan. And
Speaker 2: I just want to say that going into this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because so as soon as Okay, so he played I
Speaker 2: actually posted this on my Instagram at one point he
Speaker 2: played this. Like in Ireland, I guess they have these
Speaker 2: little instead of going to like bars or I mean
Speaker 2: they do bars as well, but they go to people's
Speaker 2: homes and they all jam, they like jam sessions, and
Speaker 2: he was just playing this beautiful song and all these
Speaker 2: other old, older Irish people around him playing guitar and singing.
Speaker 2: But everybody, and I can't say everybody, but it looked
Speaker 2: like in the photo that every single person had a
Speaker 2: giant Guinness next to him. That is kind of important
Speaker 2: to this particular story only because he immediately did this,
Speaker 2: got on a motorcycle and then crashed. So yeah, so
Speaker 2: some people are saying like yeah, but it's not like, uh,
Speaker 2: that's not the story. It's not shocking it. I mean,
Speaker 2: he's an Irish singer songwriter that like it was not
Speaker 2: something that people go, you probably shouldn't get on your
Speaker 2: motor so like no one would maybe think of that.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense? Nobody tried to take his key? No,
Speaker 2: I mean I'm sure that there are some people that
Speaker 2: would in any place, but like in this case, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can see it in the it's so weird in
Speaker 2: the video. It's just right there. Doesn't mean he was drunk.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I mean he probably was drunk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess, I mean, I guess. I as I say it,
Speaker 2: I feel kind of bad because I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: really know, but I looked up. You know, you're about
Speaker 2: to feel worse, I know, and I'm gonna I'm getting
Speaker 2: it up on thread so that I have the exact
Speaker 2: threads because there's so much he okay, I looked it
Speaker 2: up on Wikipedia. Almost right away. I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: how old is Glenn? You know, I went I went
Speaker 2: to look like a lot of us did and hadn't
Speaker 2: thought about it, and he was exact. He was fifty
Speaker 2: four years old, like so young. I was shocked. But
Speaker 2: then it comes up, in fact, this is what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna pull up first his Wikipedia page. Is it struck
Speaker 2: me and I'm somebody who is pretty forgiving, weirdly forgiving
Speaker 2: sometimes about this kind of stuff. And right when you say,
Speaker 2: I think that's probably fair, yes, oh yeah, a fault.
Speaker 2: So I'll just be sort of like, well, come on,
Speaker 2: I mean, legal is legal, you know whatever. But okay,
Speaker 2: so it has all these pictures of him he passed.
Speaker 2: Let me get to the personal life. Personal life, so
Speaker 2: while busking, it's from sixteen to eighteen he lived with this. Okay,
Speaker 2: that part doesn't matter. So he met Marquetta. She was
Speaker 2: the woman in once I can't pronounce her list of Marketta.
Speaker 2: They met in two thousand and one, when she was
Speaker 2: thirteen and he was thirty two, at a music festival
Speaker 2: organized by her parents in the Czech Republic. Her father,
Speaker 2: a fan of his and his band, The Frames, later
Speaker 2: invited Hanster to stay at the family home for three
Speaker 2: months to write songs. Okay, so he lived. She was thirteen.
Speaker 2: He was living in the house to write songs. He
Speaker 2: and this woman began a romantic relationship in two thousand
Speaker 2: and seven, so that was six years later, so when
Speaker 2: she was nineteen, and that was during the promotional tour
Speaker 2: for Once, but in August of two thousand and seven,
Speaker 2: he said of the relationship, quote, I think we fell
Speaker 2: in love a couple of years ago, but nothing happened
Speaker 2: till recently. So when she was nineteen, he's saying, that's
Speaker 2: when we decided to go for it, But we probably
Speaker 2: fell in love way before that, when she was seventeen
Speaker 2: years old, really fifteen, Yeah, he said I And he said,
Speaker 2: nothing happened though until recently. End quote. I kept telling
Speaker 2: myself she's just a kid. Yeahru, she was just a kid.
Speaker 3: That's why you had to tell yourself that, Like.
Speaker 2: Oh, so then, as you might imagine, a lot of
Speaker 2: threads started, I mean literal on threads were people you know,
Speaker 2: and a lot of them. It's hard to kind of
Speaker 2: find different ones because there's so many about his funeral.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, Bono saying everyone speaking like he
Speaker 2: was a big deal.
Speaker 3: Tory Amos covered following slowly as a you know, what
Speaker 3: do you call it?
Speaker 2: It's a tricky A tribute, yeah, tribute. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2: It's a tricky thing because he had a lot of fans,
Speaker 2: including myself, and he had a lot of famous people
Speaker 2: that are still fans. And the person that we're talking
Speaker 2: about had herself is saying I was legal. There is
Speaker 2: no issue here. I loved him till the day he died.
Speaker 2: We're really good friends. So I don't know. This one's
Speaker 2: rough because a lot of people are on threads like
Speaker 2: saying the things that we were saying. Like some one
Speaker 2: person wrote in the threads predator predators, because that has
Speaker 2: its own thread helped the victims and survivors of the
Speaker 2: musician whose passing was just announced today are okay. Can't
Speaker 2: be easy to have your abuser and tributes and obituaries. Now,
Speaker 2: I don't know why we have to say like survivors
Speaker 2: like plural.
Speaker 3: Because Okay, so he was with this young girl at nineteen.
Speaker 2: They broke they didn't get they got together at nineteen,
Speaker 2: then they broke up a couple. They were together for
Speaker 2: a while, and I remember thinking it was so sweet.
Speaker 2: I didn't know how young she was. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, they really fell in love making this movie.
Speaker 2: I really, But in the movie, they're not in love.
Speaker 2: They don't make out. It's just this sort of like too.
Speaker 2: It's very lost in translation. Yes, yes's and she was
Speaker 2: not underage, although did you know that Scarlett Johansson was
Speaker 2: only seventeen when she made that and we're getting close
Speaker 2: ups of her book although that probably wasn't. I love
Speaker 2: that movie for the record, absolutely freaking love it. And
Speaker 2: it's about sort of star cross to like your cross
Speaker 2: lovers at a different time and it's never gonna be
Speaker 2: but you might still love each other in this different
Speaker 2: kind of way. They never hooked up, I know, never will.
Speaker 2: I mean, did you want them to? Like? Did you what?
Speaker 2: Did you want it? Hardly?
Speaker 1: Did I know?
Speaker 2: Same? Why did we want that? Because we're in love
Speaker 2: with Bill Murray? Types is what it is. Of course
Speaker 2: we are. That's yes, Oh my god, we are really
Speaker 2: coming to some serious I have chills right now.
Speaker 3: We're discovering our bodies.
Speaker 2: We're feeling feelings.
Speaker 3: I mean, no, but it okay, it that this is
Speaker 3: weird because okay, yes, but so he okay, so he
Speaker 3: was with her but then he got married.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they broke up. He had other relationships throughout time.
Speaker 2: We kind of know they with much younger women, or
Speaker 2: were they He was a younger. The wife is younger
Speaker 2: because he's in his He was fifty four when he
Speaker 2: passed and has a very young son. I think they
Speaker 2: just had a son a few years ago, so the
Speaker 2: wife must be at least, you know, early for I'm
Speaker 2: not sure her age, so she is. He likes much
Speaker 2: younger women, right, And then a lot of people on
Speaker 2: threads were like, that is a little known secret. He
Speaker 2: always was sort of hanging around. But it's not like
Speaker 2: I don't want to vilify him because it's not like
Speaker 2: you'd be the first singer song rocker. It's like, how
Speaker 2: deep do we go down this thing? Like where you
Speaker 2: know the Mick Jaggers of it all, Like we just
Speaker 2: kind of go, well, Mick Oh man, he just keeps
Speaker 2: getting He's one hundred and there's still twenty. Poor Leo
Speaker 2: or anybody else that we.
Speaker 3: Talk about, or Robert de Niro, Is it Robert de
Speaker 3: Niro put al Pacino?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, and this is what becomes to
Speaker 2: normalized that it's almost I've given up. I've literally just
Speaker 2: given up, Like you want if that's what you I can't.
Speaker 2: I cannot, right, But that it also is a thing
Speaker 2: that it does. It normalizes the idea that like, Okay,
Speaker 2: well that's what's attractive, like and that's why women are
Speaker 2: killing themselves to like not look their age, you know,
Speaker 2: because that's what we're being told.
Speaker 3: We're being told like, well, that's what's attractive. If you
Speaker 3: can't keep up with that, then don't know what to
Speaker 3: tell you, because that's what guys like I.
Speaker 2: Could even get back to forty that was still too
Speaker 2: old for the guys that I, let you know, have
Speaker 2: been interested in. I couldn't even if I could even
Speaker 2: go back all the way and get like all the
Speaker 2: things done to look back that it would still would
Speaker 2: not be for a further enough back. That's the frustrating
Speaker 2: part to me, Like I can't get to twenty. So
Speaker 2: here's what someone wrote. So someone said after this victim's conversation.
Speaker 2: Someone wrote, wait, I thought it was just the I
Speaker 2: loved her even though she was young, a child, so
Speaker 2: I waited till she was eighteen? Is there more very
Speaker 2: valid question this person?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: There are more a bar venue where he hung out
Speaker 2: right by the lady's toilets. Okay, now this is just random.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this does not feel true at all,
Speaker 2: like by the lady's toilets, sometimes follow them in. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's not I'm not going to readdress. That's no way
Speaker 2: that's true. It's just not we would have heard about that,
Speaker 2: follow them in. I mean a whole bunch of burner
Speaker 2: phones to give teenage girls and demand the phones back
Speaker 2: when they aged out. And then let's just see if
Speaker 2: anybody commented on them, and someone wrote, yeah, you have
Speaker 2: no evidence. No one is saying that that's just a
Speaker 2: that's a troll, right, but it made me laugh. Really,
Speaker 2: he hangs out by the toilets and he married is
Speaker 2: he married me of Pharaoh's adopted daughter And you're like, okay,
Speaker 2: I think you have the wrong guy. Uh, and then
Speaker 2: just and then it's just people piling on book, the
Speaker 2: the total campfire guitar playing Troubadour Creek prototype. I disagree.
Speaker 2: I love his music, so I don't know on this one.
Speaker 2: I do feel like, no, that's not awesome. She was
Speaker 2: also Italian, but they didn't get together till she was nineteen,
Speaker 2: And she has no issue. I have a friend. I
Speaker 2: have one friend at all in my life, right, and
Speaker 2: well then we should hear a story about that friend.
Speaker 2: She came from a different country. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: say what because I don't want to give I don't
Speaker 2: want to give the like if she were to ever
Speaker 2: listen to this doesn't really matter. But she came from
Speaker 2: a different country. Her parents were not born in the US. Okay.
Speaker 2: She came from a country where it was like you
Speaker 2: did kind of have arranged, you know, marriage is not
Speaker 2: not not so much so that you were like married off,
Speaker 2: but you you're face. Families would meet and kind of
Speaker 2: suss each other out and then sort of decide at
Speaker 2: pretty early ages like who was supposed to hang out,
Speaker 2: you know, And so she was sort of put together
Speaker 2: at a very young age at like thirteen with a
Speaker 2: guy in his twenties. They did not hook up I
Speaker 2: think until she was a little bit older, but she
Speaker 2: wasn't eighteen and if anyone I remember at one point saying,
Speaker 2: so they're like, are you okay with that? And she
Speaker 2: got kind of defensive, and to this day she's like,
Speaker 2: that is my streng There is no issue. I have
Speaker 2: no issue. We're still friends, no problem. And she doesn't
Speaker 2: really seem to be having issues that she's working out,
Speaker 2: like she just live in her life. So sometimes it
Speaker 2: is this other woman was from the you know, I'm
Speaker 2: not saying it's good or bad. I'm just saying they
Speaker 2: were from the Czech Republic. It was like a different thing.
Speaker 2: And they didn't actually, allegedly they did not hook up
Speaker 2: until she was nineteen years old.
Speaker 3: So I don't know, man, what doing You're not allowing
Speaker 3: me to be judgmental, and I want to you.
Speaker 2: Can be judgment Well, no, people want you to right now.
Speaker 2: Believe me, they're very mad. I don't even know what
Speaker 2: to say. I don't think it's great. I don't love it.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I do think that that it's it's
Speaker 3: a sad commentary on like society, and then you just
Speaker 3: look at the fact that like the guy likes young girls,
Speaker 3: so he found one that was like cool with it,
Speaker 3: and he found then he found more that were cool
Speaker 3: with it, and he was a he's a rock star,
Speaker 3: So I guess you can do it, you know, could
Speaker 3: they let you if you want to?
Speaker 2: Grab him by the pussy? Grab him by the pussy. There,
Speaker 2: It's all good, That's what I'm saying. Grab here. This
Speaker 2: is interesting. This person said in two thousand and two,
Speaker 2: I went to the forty Watt Club to see a
Speaker 2: band I don't but they're not saying how old they were.
Speaker 2: I dragged two of my besties who were interested in
Speaker 2: the headline are new pornographers. After the gig, we were
Speaker 2: awkwardly standing around the side of the stage hoping to
Speaker 2: talk to Nico Case and Glenn clocked us and came over.
Speaker 2: Did you want to go backstage? He asked. We mumbled incoherently,
Speaker 2: and he's insisted it's fine, it's fine. Come please. Do
Speaker 2: you want me to keep reading this? Yeah? Glenn did
Speaker 2: some quick Irish math. How long does it take to
Speaker 2: drink beer? Five minutes? If we have thirty minutes, then
Speaker 2: that's six beers and thirty minutes six beers in thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Soon we all were chanting six beers and thirty minutes. Okay,
Speaker 2: well that's a different issue, I feel. And before I
Speaker 2: knew it was his arm was linked in mind and
Speaker 2: my friends and we skipped down the Washington Street to
Speaker 2: Flickers Bar, Wizard of Oz style. There are so many
Speaker 2: evenings of late night debauchery, regret that is absolutely not
Speaker 2: one of them. Oh wait, they're all a joyous moment
Speaker 2: with a stranger who became a friend in minutes, one
Speaker 2: of my favorite memories for my time of my life.
Speaker 2: And then there's a photo I don't know if that's
Speaker 2: true or not. See then there's a photo of the
Speaker 2: Wizard of Oz. So you're fucking with me, damn it.
Speaker 2: And then somebody asked how old they were and they
Speaker 2: just backed out of the conversation, so like, who knows, Well, okay,
Speaker 2: then you know what.
Speaker 3: Sometimes our job is not to even have strong opinions,
Speaker 3: is just to tell you and allow you. Why don't
Speaker 3: you guys do some work on yourselves, off yourself whatever?
Speaker 3: Just do I know we said we were going to,
Speaker 3: but on the last episode, if you listen to that,
Speaker 3: we did the work.
Speaker 2: We really did the lot of hard work a lot.
Speaker 2: But on this episode, this yeah, like, okay, this person said,
Speaker 2: she said an interview that she fell in love with
Speaker 2: him as a child. He was her hero. You can't
Speaker 2: tell me that he didn't fucking groom her. That's what
Speaker 2: this person said. I guess I can see that now.
Speaker 2: I see other stories about him and I interview and
Speaker 2: interview quotes, and I'm so angry to know that a
Speaker 2: person I admired so much, whose music meant so much,
Speaker 2: was another piece of shit like so many others.
Speaker 3: I mean, kind of shitty, kind of shitty to be
Speaker 3: with somebody when I don't know.
Speaker 2: I get all right now, he held out. Then the
Speaker 2: next person lastly said, that's quite an opinion. He waited
Speaker 2: till she was nineteen. She waited. They loved each other,
Speaker 2: they broke up and moved on. They stayed extremely close
Speaker 2: as friends and musicians.
Speaker 1: OK.
Speaker 2: Maybe let it be her story. Nineteen is not a beat.
Speaker 3: Sure, I mean, listen, my mom got married at nineteen.
Speaker 3: Good older guy had me at twenty three. He was
Speaker 3: in his thirties, my father, but he met her at seventeen,
Speaker 3: married her at nineteen.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's a little gross. Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: it's really weird. I just I'm sorry if I went
Speaker 2: away for a second, but I just gotta I'm doing
Speaker 2: and this is passed by the time you hear this,
Speaker 2: thank god. But I'm supposed to I'm doing stand up tomorrow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is not the day that you're whatever. And the
Speaker 2: guy I was supposed to host the whole things, I've
Speaker 2: been like working on that for like weeks, huh on
Speaker 2: it and he just hosted. He was like, yeah, they
Speaker 2: want so and so to MC. So you're just gonna
Speaker 2: go up early instead. I guess that's better to just
Speaker 2: do a set. But I mean, I had a whole
Speaker 2: thing about hosting. You can't just change that like.
Speaker 3: That, right and back. Let's see this in real time.
Speaker 3: Tell him no fuck about you're hosting.
Speaker 2: Crazy, like I'm doing a thing for you. Yeah, what
Speaker 2: who are they having? MC? Now? You guys are just
Speaker 2: listening to Ueen phone call Patrick Keane, who I love.
Speaker 2: But they're like, he's saying Rita from Problem. We know Rita.
Speaker 2: He's like, Rita likes Keen EMC. So you and Henry
Speaker 2: early okay, check Mark? Well, why are you telling Rita
Speaker 2: has nothing to do? She doesn't give a shit who
Speaker 2: emcees the lab?
Speaker 3: All right, well, let's say let's finish our episode and
Speaker 3: then let's definitely talk about that. Well, okay, do we
Speaker 3: have like another Okay, here's a story coming at you
Speaker 3: that Brad Pitt is still like, I feel like Brad
Speaker 3: Pitt is not getting the best of his Angelina Joe
Speaker 3: Lee story, and I think he needs to kind of
Speaker 3: stop coming for her because, as we talked about a
Speaker 3: couple episodes, a few episodes ago, we read the whole
Speaker 3: thing about what Brad allegedly did to Angelina on the plane,
Speaker 3: and it wasn't good. It wasn't great. So this story
Speaker 3: is Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie, stop dragging your feet,
Speaker 3: show me your movie money. Okay, Okay, So Brad Pitt
Speaker 3: claim that Angelina Jolie is refusing to turn over her
Speaker 3: movie contracts as he challenges her claim that she put
Speaker 3: her career on ice following their twenty sixteen separation, and
Speaker 3: now he wants a judge to intervene. First of all,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna interjact right here. I'm sure she did have
Speaker 3: to put her career on ice for a bit because
Speaker 3: she has like eighteen children, yeah, which he was not
Speaker 3: going to be any part of. And her children were
Speaker 3: probably pretty fucking traumatized by what went on, So like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I doubt she was going to run off and do
Speaker 3: a movie right then because she was being the parent
Speaker 3: and he was like, okay, bye bye, and now has
Speaker 3: to tie it back to our last story as like
Speaker 3: a super you know, young girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, he's sixty, she's thirty, but he's.
Speaker 3: Claiming and he's done NonStop movies Brad Pitt has, so like,
Speaker 3: you don't need Angelina's money. Brad filed court documents claiming
Speaker 3: that Angelina has been giving him the run around on
Speaker 3: producing documents showing her income from twenty seventeen to twenty
Speaker 3: twenty one. During the time period she started many projects
Speaker 3: including Maleficent, Mistress of Evil, Marvel's Eternals, and Those Who
Speaker 3: Wish Me Dead. Brad's team says they asked her to
Speaker 3: provide info on upfront fees for her film roles, brand sponsorships,
Speaker 3: and any profit participation.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Because she claims she determined that she needed to sell
Speaker 3: Chateau Maraval to achieve financial independence, so he said. Angelina
Speaker 3: initially agreed to produce the info, only later to reverse
Speaker 3: course and refuse to turn the info over to him. God,
Speaker 3: I think that he should just like fucking back off.
Speaker 3: I mean, both of them should die, but absolutely he should.
Speaker 2: She's been raising these children and there he could say
Speaker 2: he could be well, some of them were adopted before
Speaker 2: he came to the picture. Okay, fine, but three of
Speaker 2: them are biological kids, right, and he adopted them and
Speaker 2: he was supposed to be. Did you see that thing?
Speaker 2: Did I tell you the Onion article that it said
Speaker 2: in solidarity with his kids, Brad Pitt drops the pit
Speaker 2: from his last that's funny.
Speaker 3: Well, basically, Angelina Jolie is not claiming, it's saying. She
Speaker 3: never claims she was having financial distress when she sold
Speaker 3: her steak in Nouvelle, their French winery, but rather she
Speaker 3: wanted independence from Brad. I believe her her lawyer. The
Speaker 3: issue is not whether Jolie needed the money. The issue
Speaker 3: is that she was trying to untangle her life and
Speaker 3: her finances from her controlling an abusive ex husband. That
Speaker 3: distinction makes all the difference. Guess what I believe. I
Speaker 3: believe it because he had to quit drinking. He clearly
Speaker 3: abused her. There were witnesses, all the kids saw it,
Speaker 3: and she wanted out from what's going on with him?
Speaker 2: Right, And here's another here's another story just to piggyback
Speaker 2: on that as far as just like the big age
Speaker 2: differences too, because you know, Brad just keeps on going
Speaker 2: like that's just because he's Brad pitt Y. This model
Speaker 2: that he's with is also dated Bradley Cooper, who is
Speaker 2: sixty one. Now that's fine. Good for him dating a
Speaker 2: thirty one year old Gigi hadid and they got matching
Speaker 2: wedding rings as a declaration of their love. Now cute,
Speaker 2: so cute. Hee've sparked marriage speculation on Monday. Now, first off,
Speaker 2: he doesn't have the best track record, Like he gets
Speaker 2: into some what I've heard pretty volatile. Wait, isn't his ex?
Speaker 2: Hold on? Is that his baby mama the one that's
Speaker 2: dating Brad Or is that a different woman? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 2: wait no, Sukie Waterhouse is the one that he had
Speaker 2: a kid with, Right, Okay, I think so. I think
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to look that up. Look up, please
Speaker 2: look up Bradley Cooper. Baby mama, Okay, baby mama. She's
Speaker 2: a lot more than that, a lot more than that. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm looking it up.
Speaker 3: Arena shake, Okay, is that not the one? That's okay?
Speaker 3: I get so confused, the supermodel arena.
Speaker 2: Okay. And then he dated Sky Okay, I'm almost positive
Speaker 2: of that. But then okay, so all right, Bradley and Gigi.
Speaker 2: There they're sparking marriage speculation. They were photographed wearing some
Speaker 2: shiny new jewelry on their left hands. They haven't commented
Speaker 2: on the rumors, but they're officially While Cooper and Hadeed's
Speaker 2: reps haven't commented on the rumors that they're officially hitched.
Speaker 2: Page six Styles exclusively learned that Cooper and Hadid's new
Speaker 2: rings are I don't know how to pronounce this wedding bands.
Speaker 2: You don't know how to happy? He looks happy. Oh,
Speaker 2: this kind of brings me back. No, I know how
Speaker 2: to say wedding bands, but it was the name of it. Oh.
Speaker 2: There was a couple next to me at the the
Speaker 2: other day. I talked about going to the Death Cab
Speaker 2: for kid a concert, and this couple next to me.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a dad and his daughter, one
Speaker 2: hundred percent sure. He was like, had to have been
Speaker 2: in his sixties, and she looked like she was about fourteen.
Speaker 2: And then at one point they started kissing, and I
Speaker 2: was like, my god, Now I don't think she was fourteen.
Speaker 2: For the record, she but I don't think she was
Speaker 2: older than twenty two.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: I mean unless she just looked really young. She did
Speaker 2: know every word, but there were a lot of young
Speaker 2: people there, so they must have like it must have
Speaker 2: tapped into a younger audience at some point. I don't
Speaker 2: remember how that happened, but it was. It was distracts.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had that where were like, oh, a
Speaker 2: dad and his dad and his daughter and they makeout, yes,
Speaker 2: Oh my god in this picture. Go ahead, Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: go ahead. Well, I was just saying, the picture of
Speaker 2: Bradley and Giji, it looks like a dad. Honestly looks
Speaker 2: like a dad and his granddaughter. To me, he likes
Speaker 2: him young.
Speaker 3: When he dated Suki, he was thirty eight, so going
Speaker 3: on forty, and she was twenty one, so going on twenty.
Speaker 2: They've got to be Now it's that was a twenty
Speaker 2: year and different now it's a thirty exactly thirty year difference. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you said he's known to be kind of uh yeah, fiery. Yes,
Speaker 2: is that how we're going to put it? Yeah? You know,
Speaker 2: is that how we're putting what he's known to be.
Speaker 2: I mean he's like an asshole, right, what's noel? I
Speaker 2: thought you were making like the rumors are similar to
Speaker 2: the Tom Cruise rumors. Oh really, so, I mean that's
Speaker 2: what I've always heard. Now, I guess at this point
Speaker 2: you just go well, I mean obviously not you know, oh, I.
Speaker 3: Just meant like a temper. I was that you're trying
Speaker 3: to find a Q way to say that. Like I've heard,
Speaker 3: he's sassy. Is that true?
Speaker 2: He's like sassy on set? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's silly. He's so silly.
Speaker 2: He's a silly pants, Like does he love an apparall sprits?
Speaker 2: I guess you can't have them anymore because he is sober.
Speaker 2: I think he also got sober.
Speaker 3: He's sober. Yeah, he's been sober for a long time.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, it's legal. So I really have gone
Speaker 3: to this place where, you know, I have friends. I
Speaker 3: have friends in their sixties that are dating women in
Speaker 3: their thirties and it's not really At at some point, I
Speaker 3: guess it's not our business. We'll listen to this, jenn
Speaker 3: Why this is on Google? Why did Jennifer Esposito leave
Speaker 3: Bradley Cooper? Jennifer Esposito left Bradley Cooper because their four
Speaker 3: month marriage. Did you know that they dissolved amid a
Speaker 3: toxic dynamic, leading her to file for divorce, citing irre
Speaker 3: irreconcilable differences.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, so they filed for.
Speaker 3: Divorce in O seven and they only mat in May
Speaker 3: O seven after marrying in late December.
Speaker 2: Huh, people just gone. People just gonna do.
Speaker 3: This, says, Okay, this says. In her memoir Jennifer's Way.
Speaker 3: This was in twenty fourteen, she described an unhealthy relationship
Speaker 3: with an unnamed ex, widely assumed to be Cooper, characterizing
Speaker 3: him as arrogant, cold, and a master manipulator whose personality
Speaker 3: could flip quickly.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I could see that. I feel like I've heard that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, he's mysterious. He's kind of
Speaker 2: old movie star type, you know. Yeah, he sort of
Speaker 2: does the thing where it's like, I mean, I think
Speaker 2: he just and they all do. Maybe there's something a
Speaker 2: tie in with sobriety in some ways, like the brad
Speaker 2: pit like they can't have alcohol and pot that used
Speaker 2: to give them whatever dopamine hit, and so they get
Speaker 2: it from thirty year old models. You know. Maybe they're like, well,
Speaker 2: you can't take that for me. Well, listen to this.
Speaker 3: This is weird because Bradley Cooper got sober in two
Speaker 3: thousand and four when he was twenty nine. So he
Speaker 3: got together with her in late two thousand and six,
Speaker 3: so he was sober.
Speaker 2: So we can't blame that. No, I'm saying, it's like
Speaker 2: an it's a substitute for that. Oh you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Yeah, there's some you know, I mean, no
Speaker 2: one's perfect. If we look at anybody's thing, I I don't.
Speaker 3: Uh, there's two more people that didn't really get along
Speaker 3: very well. Kelly Osborne sends scathing message to ex sid
Speaker 3: Wilson after his slip knot firing. Okay, I find Kelly
Speaker 3: Osbourne to be kind of cray. That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: I don't really have. I'm gonna I'm gonna push back.
Speaker 2: I don't have. I think people are really hard on her,
Speaker 2: not you. I just think like I really think she
Speaker 2: got like a bad like she got kind of forced
Speaker 2: into reality show as a child, you know, before she
Speaker 2: really even had she kind of had to grow up
Speaker 2: like Chelsea, like Chelsea Clinton, like in front of us,
Speaker 2: going through all her awkward phases, like no wonder she
Speaker 2: has maybe possibly disordered thinking or whatever. Like I can
Speaker 2: feel for her, Yeah, I mean sure, whatever, but I
Speaker 2: feel like.
Speaker 3: Well, here's what she's saying, here's what she's saying publicly.
Speaker 3: Kelly Osborne demanded child support from her ex Sid Wilson
Speaker 3: after he was fired from Slipknot. Wake the fuck up
Speaker 3: and take some responsibility. I will not take your shit anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 3: So this is what she wrote in a now deleted
Speaker 3: Instagram story. I love these people. They're just living out loud,
Speaker 3: you know, she says, I want to be happy and
Speaker 3: I have a beautiful Sunda rays. Leave me alone, let
Speaker 3: me heal. I can't protect you from yourself anymore. She
Speaker 3: added in another.
Speaker 2: Post, voice It's not fair to do it in that
Speaker 2: voice because that's swaying people.
Speaker 3: Okay, but that's how it's written. Wake the fuck up
Speaker 3: and take some responsibility. How do you want me to
Speaker 3: say that? Hey, can you just like wake up and
Speaker 3: take a little responsibility?
Speaker 2: Look, up, little cutie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, except for those words aren't in there, Like I
Speaker 3: can only read the words that are there. And so,
Speaker 3: first of all, I don't know if you know this
Speaker 3: about me, but I used to teach cold reading workshops,
Speaker 3: so I know a little bit about doing cold readings.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, listen, this is kind of a perfect this.
Speaker 2: I know you're not. We're not done with this exact thing,
Speaker 2: but I do want to talk about we weren't. We
Speaker 2: didn't even talk about Modest Mouse. That guy got kicked
Speaker 2: out of Modest Mouse for inappropriate texting. We can have
Speaker 2: a whole theme today of oh shit, when did that happen?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it just happened like a couple of
Speaker 2: days ago.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, Okay, this best episode ever. Okay, it's a lot.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this episode is so good. But do
Speaker 3: you want to hear? Okay, but hold on, let's slow down.
Speaker 3: Slipknots Sid Wilson was fired from the band after thirty years.
Speaker 2: Slipknot's been together for thirty years. That's gross.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it says he's fired after thirty years and
Speaker 3: just months after he's split with Kelly Osbourne. He was
Speaker 3: notified late Friday afternoon that he'd been permanently let go
Speaker 3: from the legendary heavy metal group. No explanation for the
Speaker 3: decision has been reported, and the band has yet to
Speaker 3: announce a replacement. He joined in nineteen ninety eight as
Speaker 3: their ninth member. Oh God, I hate slim Not. He
Speaker 3: performed the performed under the stage name Hound Sign zero,
Speaker 3: of course, and handled turntables, keyboards, and samples and sound effects.
Speaker 3: Uh what as a joke. His firing comes four months
Speaker 3: after he and Osborne called off their engagement after four
Speaker 3: years together.
Speaker 2: Okay, so if it wasn't he awful to her? Like
Speaker 2: if in my memory because these stories come and go
Speaker 2: so quickly it's hard to remember. But I think she
Speaker 2: accused him of like use Well.
Speaker 3: She says, I mean in another she says, I'll say
Speaker 3: it in a really nice way. Also, while I'm at it,
Speaker 3: can I have my dogs back in all my possessions?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and maybe some child support?
Speaker 3: So she said that, So I'm sure she said it
Speaker 3: in like a super nice way.
Speaker 2: She's not wrong. I'm on her side against this.
Speaker 3: And then she says, she says, strange, how the loudest
Speaker 3: defense of the guilty is rarely innocence dot dot dot.
Speaker 3: It's distraction. When the mask slips, they don't face the mirror,
Speaker 3: they throw it at someone else, she wrote. Also, she
Speaker 3: says she says, I also heard that when you break
Speaker 3: a mirror you get seven years bad luck?
Speaker 2: Or is that just karma?
Speaker 3: This is why I always take accountability. Well, and then
Speaker 3: I pop up, happened? This is why I always take accountability.
Speaker 3: As they say, some are sicker than others.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Also, she spelled that she spelled van. The word is van,
Speaker 3: but she spelled a thgn, which is fine. She doesn't
Speaker 3: have the perfect grammar. That's okay. I know you're an
Speaker 3: iPhone thing. So when you say, when you say summer
Speaker 3: sicker than others, that's sobriety talk.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So this is a sober person casting aspersions on another
Speaker 3: sober person or a non sober person.
Speaker 2: Right, it's it's a lingo. Right, that's interesting. I would
Speaker 2: not have known that. Yeah, that's why I'm here. I'm
Speaker 2: here to tell you. Yeah, that's interesting to me. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm on her side against this dude. She also says.
Speaker 3: She also says, my job is to protect my kids,
Speaker 3: not your feelings, not your expectations, not judgments I didn't
Speaker 3: ask for. My responsibility is to protect their wellbeing, their
Speaker 3: nervous systems, their emotional safety. I will cheat it every
Speaker 3: single time over anyone, over anything. No, that's that's attributed
Speaker 3: to at something something wealth in ok yeah.
Speaker 2: God, all right, Well let's end with this modest mouse
Speaker 2: saying yes, please do they Okay, So this guy named
Speaker 2: Simon O'Connor, who's a guitarist, he's not. They have different
Speaker 2: people come and go on like, okay, so he's not
Speaker 2: like the mean, he's not like the lead singer. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I think he was. I mean, it seems
Speaker 2: like a big story. They dropped guitarist Simon O'Connor from
Speaker 2: upcoming tour dates amid accusations that he sent inappropriate texts
Speaker 2: to a minor. And I've followed the story from the
Speaker 2: beginning for the last few days. I became kind of
Speaker 2: obsessed with it. But the band put out a comment
Speaker 2: They're like, he won't be joining. The good news is
Speaker 2: this guy Seth is gonna play and he'll jump in.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, yeah, okay. So the story was in a
Speaker 2: post shared on Reddit last month, a sixteen year old
Speaker 2: female fan. Okay, this is crazy because I saw all
Speaker 2: the screenshots. This is fucking crazy. She uploaded screenshots and
Speaker 2: claimed that he sent her this erotic image, followed by
Speaker 2: a slew of direct messages after she liked some of
Speaker 2: the musicians' Instagram stories.
Speaker 3: So she, okay, this sixteenth this, Oh, she's sixteen. She's sixteen.
Speaker 3: Hasn't she better than thirteen? Go on, well, better than thirteen?
Speaker 3: But they did not hook up at thirteen. They didn't
Speaker 3: hook up. I'm okaying, I believe.
Speaker 2: Right, but they fell Hell, they fell in love. Still creepy,
Speaker 2: it's still creepy. But so this sixteen year old, she
Speaker 2: went on his Instagram as you do at sixteen, and
Speaker 2: she liked a bunch of posts in a row. She
Speaker 2: was watching all his stories. She's a fan, okay. And
Speaker 2: so he says he allegedly indicated her age on her handle.
Speaker 2: He saw it and at the time commented for context
Speaker 2: the story I had that he viewed was my seventeenth
Speaker 2: birthday countdown and it said that very clearly. So she's
Speaker 2: trying to say he definitely knew she was sixteen with
Speaker 2: the story. He has the craziest excuse, he said, Okay,
Speaker 2: So what happened was all right, hard, this is so
Speaker 2: hard to explain. He like wrote something back to her
Speaker 2: that was kind of nonsensical, and then he deleted it.
Speaker 2: Then he sent that picture of the guy like it's
Speaker 2: a very pornographic picture of a guy with a really
Speaker 2: big dick with his legs spread apart that meme that
Speaker 2: was going around that people were sundaying around. Okay, remember
Speaker 2: he's like a heavy set guy with a very large penis.
Speaker 2: I think you sent it to me one time. I'm
Speaker 2: not even joking.
Speaker 3: Oh where you click on something it's a political thing
Speaker 3: about the track, and then it's that guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, okay. So he sent that and then he
Speaker 2: deleted it, and then he and then she he's like sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh, I just figured you got hacked.
Speaker 2: And he's like, just had a party and look into
Speaker 2: everything with one eye, you know, he wrote, and she
Speaker 2: wrote back, oh boy, get a good night of sleep.
Speaker 2: And then he wrote back, but you did blindside me
Speaker 2: with a gaggle of likes and then very little uh
Speaker 2: into besides very little into besides bikini picks. So we're
Speaker 2: both to blame. So WHOA, You're like, what kind of nonsense.
Speaker 2: Is this kind of drunken crazy shit. The next day
Speaker 2: he went on Reddit and he addressed and he said
Speaker 2: I did it again, or he said something to her
Speaker 2: like I did it again. Then he goes on Reddit
Speaker 2: and elsewhere, and they posted on Reddit and he said,
Speaker 2: I oppose any sexual behavior towards miners as a human
Speaker 2: and a parent. It disgusts me. This is what his
Speaker 2: excuse was. He said. Throughout my adult life, there's been
Speaker 2: a person who has popped up from time to time
Speaker 2: with the intention of, for lack of a better term,
Speaker 2: mess with me. The person creates multiple social media accounts
Speaker 2: and then deletes them, but always posts similar photos that
Speaker 2: I often recognize from previous accounts. After a long night,
Speaker 2: I picked up my phone to discover that a similar
Speaker 2: profile had been interacting likes to be specific, with some
Speaker 2: of my posts and stories. Then, he says he assumed
Speaker 2: he was dealing with the same person as before, and
Speaker 2: with poor judgment. I decided to reach out with a
Speaker 2: tasteless meme and a sticker that reads, Simon calls your
Speaker 2: bluff because his name is Simon, as an attempt to
Speaker 2: indicate that I recognize the barrage of likes, and it
Speaker 2: was sort of like a gotcha, like, I know, you're
Speaker 2: the guy that always fucks with me. It doesn't make
Speaker 2: sense what he says, by the way, No, Then he says,
Speaker 2: after a few minutes, I realized I had made a mistake.
Speaker 2: This was not the person who I had dealt with before.
Speaker 2: I unsent the messages and immediately seized communication, which that
Speaker 2: part is true. She screenshot them. That's how it goes.
Speaker 2: Then he says, I'm so, I'm genuinely sorry for the
Speaker 2: person who received those messages. They didn't deserve to be
Speaker 2: put in that position, and I'm sorry for the stress
Speaker 2: and attention that it brought them. He said, I know
Speaker 2: some people will choose not to believe me. I understand
Speaker 2: that I can't change what's happened. All I can do
Speaker 2: is tell the truth, take responsibility for my mistake, and apologized.
Speaker 2: So that's how that went. And a lot of people,
Speaker 2: as you might imagine, are not believing him. Some people
Speaker 2: are Some people are like, yeah, that sounds like he
Speaker 2: just gets drunk and high and sounds really weird shit
Speaker 2: to people. But hmm, so he's saying he did not
Speaker 2: realize that that person was who they said that they were.
Speaker 2: He thought it was someone who books with them him,
Speaker 2: it's that one's not. Yeah, No, I don't believe that
Speaker 2: none of these are good.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: No, she didn't really do it, and she was even
Speaker 2: trying to be although she didn't share the thing, but
Speaker 2: she was like, all right, get some sleep, bro, Oh,
Speaker 2: I mean, good luck, hope you. I don't know if
Speaker 2: there's other allegations about him, like I sort of some people,
Speaker 2: and it's hard to know, but yeah, Modest Mouse was
Speaker 2: real fast. They did it within like less than a day.
Speaker 2: They're like you're out, Yeah, you're gone, You're done, which
Speaker 2: is pretty smart. They probably had other issues with him,
Speaker 2: maybe unrelated. I bet they wouldn't have if they really
Speaker 2: liked him, they wouldn't have done it. Remember when Anthony
Speaker 2: Keatis dated quote unquote a fourteen year old Oh my god, no,
Speaker 2: that came up on Reddit when I looked up this
Speaker 2: Modest Mouse thing, Like, we are just in a Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's just say in conclusion, none of that's great, including
Speaker 2: Glenn Hansard. No matter how much I like his music,
Speaker 2: it's not awesome. It is their story to tell, though,
Speaker 2: and but we all so can tell it because we're
Speaker 2: here yeah, microphone, all right, I feel dirty. I think
Speaker 2: this was really good. Gross these guys all.
Speaker 3: Right, thanks everybody. We love you guys. We don't think
Speaker 3: you did anything wrong.
Speaker 2: No, and then listen, it's nuanced, it's whatevers. Bradley Cooper's happy.
Speaker 2: Why stop at dirty? Right right? All right, bye bye