Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Chris, and I died recently
and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where
we interview everyone in Hell with by co host the
younger brother of Satan, Clayton, who it seems his skateboarding Claydon.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, what's up, Chris? You see my tricks over there?
You see my cool tricks.
Speaker 1: If by cool tricks you mean you're on a skateboard, yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dog, I'm shredding the nar I'm doing some cool,
cool tricks on my hate board.
Speaker 1: It's not skateboards board because it's made in Hell and
uh the wait wait does it do anything that's hateful
or is it?
Speaker 3: I mean it's got flames on it?
Speaker 2: And uh let me see the wheels are made out
of bones.
Speaker 3: Okay, well actually look look right here on the hay board. Yeah,
oh yeah, I can. I can also. Yeah, that's that's
why it's the hate boards, because I use that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah advice. You could argue that you could use a
normal skateboard like that, but I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but this is way cooler because it's got
flames on it.
Speaker 3: So okay, it's fast.
Speaker 1: What made you pick up hate boarding?
Speaker 3: Well, Chris, I'm I'm preparing for the Hex Games. They're
coming down to Hell. You know, it's the most extreme sports.
You know.
Speaker 2: We've got BMX biking, we got hate boarding, we even
have roller hating.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: Just going rolling by and yelling in sults of people, That's.
Speaker 2: Exactly what it is. How'd you know, Chris, You're very
good at this. You're picking up on this Hell culture
very well. We also introduced a gaming last year. Yeah,
the audience didn't really like that. It didn't go over
so well because it's not really in the extreme sport.
Rumor has it that we might actually get Tony Eagle
down here to host. Yeah, Tony, Tony Vulture, Tony Birdman.
What's that guy's name, you know, the one Tony Hawk? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Tony cok Yeah yeah, Tony be coming down.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be hosting it for us. Uh.
Speaker 1: Is he a demon?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean have you seen him shred? Yeah? You
gotta be a demon to get moves like that. So
you see some tricks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I go for it. That's okay.
Speaker 3: I call this one a dolly.
Speaker 2: Uh Yeah, I almost got the wheels off the ground
on that one.
Speaker 3: All four wheels.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I called this one a grind.
Speaker 1: Uh you're just grinding?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that an actual grinder? Grinder?
Speaker 3: I'm grinding the skateboard. It's it's grinding.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna do a ten eighty off of that
halfpipe here, let me let me let me try it
out on.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, all right, you're ready, Chris?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, here I go.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, Chris, Yeah, Chris, I think I broke
my arm.
Speaker 1: Well, what do you want me to do?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Chris, what candy do?
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 3: Can you kiss my boo boo?
Speaker 1: No, I'd rather not.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I understand, Yeah that'd be weird.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Uh well, let's just get started with the show this.
I'm sure my armor will get back to better sometime soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So who are we interviewing this week?
Speaker 2: Well, Chris, you know, back when I was on the
campaign trail running for the prison of Hell. You know,
unfortunately I did lose. It was a close battle, very close.
But yeah, unfortunately I lost to my brother. But while
I was out on the campaign trail going around Hell,
you know, I was visiting with all sorts of cultures
and different people from around the Nine Rings that I'd
never encountered before, and one such group was.
Speaker 3: The Latin Union.
Speaker 2: You know, they're a lovely group of people, and you
know I was trying to tap into their demon graphic
and and see if I could get some votes from them.
Speaker 1: So did you just miss out on the Latin community.
Speaker 3: Well, let me look at the official election results.
Speaker 2: It looks like I missed out on ninety nine point
nine percent of votes across the board. Uh huh yeah,
but again close call. You know I'll get him next time.
But anyways, I wanted to bring on two friends that
I made along on the campaign trail.
Speaker 3: So let me go to this piece of paper because,
like I sometimes I sat their names. Uh uh huh, Okay, yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna nail. I'm gonna tail. This pronunciation it.
Speaker 6: Is keely yeah, yes, navy and YACKI slazyly white.
Speaker 4: Come on in, ladies, No, no, no, yeah, no, you
need to practice more's celia?
Speaker 5: You nazy? Why?
Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell you're saying? Like I really,
we can try one more time, okay, yeah, like do
it one more time because we need the beeg entrance.
What Latina. We need to begin entrance. Yes, yes, thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, it was salia h Yeah, navvy snobby.
Speaker 4: Juice, nabby juice. It comes from US Navy. So yeah,
nay exactly.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know why why it's so hard.
Speaker 5: For him, like he got it, he got it.
Speaker 3: Okay, and then and then and then the next word.
Oh God, to mess this up. Jacquie Lacy White.
Speaker 5: Yes, well that was good? Was that was okay?
Speaker 3: I'm getting there.
Speaker 1: I think you got the second half of the name,
the white part.
Speaker 3: Yes, you nailed that, guys, Yes, I nailed that.
Speaker 4: Good for you. At least you're doing something right, is so.
Speaker 5: Clayton and this is this please hire and Clayton. Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, Well, first of all, Grassius for coming on our show.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, so I didn't know that there were
unions in Hell, so that first. So what kind of
work are you are you doing?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: We do all kinds of work. Actually right now, we
are here to help you guys understand our culture better.
That is basically our mission. You know, we want to
train you. We want you to be aware that the
Latino culture is very fun and you know you guys
can up your life over here. That's an American thing, right,
Spice girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, Well as a demon, I I quite
enjoy spices.
Speaker 3: So you know that's I'm all on board for this.
Speaker 2: But you know what, what are some specific like you know,
goals and objectives with the Latin Union.
Speaker 4: So I think that you guys should know better more
about our food. Every time that we come here to Hell,
we want to eat something, you know, more close to
our culture. You guys still do a chimmy changas and
that doesn't exist in Latin America.
Speaker 5: That is actually not Mexico.
Speaker 4: It's not it's not. Yeah, it's something very American, and
we're tired of that.
Speaker 2: So so that you guys want more authentic food, something
like like nachos. That's that's authentic, right, It's like that's
fine cuisine.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, you're.
Speaker 3: Checking your head at me.
Speaker 1: Did I say something?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: And also latinos is not only Mexico. We have a
rep as we have I don't know, different things some
cocco and things like that, and we never have anything of.
Speaker 5: That we can we can try it, you know, you
guys can taste it and then you guys can tell
us because I think that it is a major part
of our culture.
Speaker 1: I just want to I would love to eat some food,
whether it be chimmy, chango or any other type, because
I don't actually get to eat very often. Clayton kind
of keeps me really uh well, he just doesn't feed me.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to watch his figure for him. You know,
it's kind of also part of the torture. I just
don't feed him. But what the heck, you know I'm
feeling I'm feeling, as you say, spicy.
Speaker 3: So let's you know, we can try some foods. What
the heck?
Speaker 4: What do you want? More fruity, more and more meaty?
Speaker 2: Two things for me, meat and spices. Yeah, oh yeah,
spiciest dish you've got.
Speaker 3: I can handle it. I'm a demon. I lived by
the fire.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I'm thinking maybe like ala chi chak and like.
Speaker 4: Yeah spicy cha yeah you know, okay.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, yeah, right, I'll take it this. Chris, you
your own as well. We'll go. You go ahead, okay,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 4: It's just a plano Clayton like this is like really, yes,
this is nothing overreacting.
Speaker 3: Let's say please, we don't do milk.
Speaker 4: Hell no, that's not very halih from you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is money.
Speaker 2: I have my emergency gallon under the table. It's a
little spoiled, it's a little warm, but.
Speaker 3: They get did the job.
Speaker 1: That was.
Speaker 3: I'm crying, spicy hat.
Speaker 1: You don't want to know why he has emergency milk.
That's a whole other thing.
Speaker 5: That is that is I never heard of that one before.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, we also have this fantasma that they say
that it's really spicy for us, is like any Saturday.
But you know, maybe you can try in this pizza
with some I don't know if it's it's pizza. It's
more American, so maybe this is gonna be better for you.
I don't know.
Speaker 3: I bet Chrystopia to handle this. Sorry, Chris, I'd like
to see you try this. Here you go. That's good.
Speaker 1: I mean it's got a kick.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, they can't be that bad. Let
me let me try that. Bye to that.
Speaker 5: M hm oh is he okay?
Speaker 4: I think are you saying? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's hard to tell if he's
turning red or not, because he was already read to
start with uh are you Clayton.
Speaker 2: Or I'm good good, I'm gonna be I'm gonna take
this emergency gull of milk.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna We're gonna walk outside real quick. I'll be back.
I'll be back.
Speaker 4: So we shouldn't try with him the chipolins, like we
shouldn't do that with Panda. Now, we shouldn't do that.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking we can give him the kids meals, you know,
we can try like the what we feed the children.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, give me the big give me the
big boys stuff, give me the give me the adult meals.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
Speaker 5: So the next one is what we call the toad.
So this is a bread and we just put a
little bit of hit tomato, which is a little tomato,
and then it has it is the most mild sauce
you can ever, Like this is like my nephew's knees.
Everybody in their birthday they have this total is what
we call it. So it's delicious, delicious.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I'll try it by to that.
Speaker 1: Uh what what was that did you poison?
Speaker 3: Head?
Speaker 4: Of course not? This for change is delicious. I'm having
it as well. I'm talking to you, and eat it. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1: Clayton.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, Chris, yeah so hot. We Chris, we must
harness this power. This is hell energy.
Speaker 2: We need to we need to use this. This is
great stuff. My mouth is still on fire. I can't
anything we could use this with the.
Speaker 3: War on Heaven. It's food but fire, amazing stuff. Well,
thank you for the foods. Those are all delicious. I
think I handled them quite well.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of a little bit offended, actually, you know,
like it doesn't look like you.
Speaker 5: I think you need a lot of training. That is
what I believe. And you know, that's why Mexico has
a lot of people, one hundred twenty six million people,
And it's because you know, these is our superpower and.
Speaker 4: This is yeah spicy food.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I understand, yeah power. Huh.
Speaker 3: So how did you guys end up down here in hell?
Speaker 4: You want to start, Jackie, like, tell your sad story.
Speaker 5: Yes, well, the truth is that I really love to eat.
You know, I enjoyed eating, you know, too much, too
much at times. And what happened one time is I
was watching my typical novela in the afternoon, and I
started eating from the casserole free holists and I did
not measure myself and basically I ate until I imploded.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a lot.
Speaker 3: But your formed, I mean, you're not like big.
Speaker 5: You just well we we have we have a rapid metabolism,
especially with a spicy.
Speaker 4: And in free holes. You know that kind of makes
you gassy.
Speaker 5: So what was a gas problem? But the NOVELA was
too good? I mean, the truth is, the NOVELA was
too good. I didn't want to stop.
Speaker 4: So a lot of emotions involved in that moment as well.
You know, you're eating something good watching your novel, A
lot of sentiments, you know.
Speaker 5: But I think I went, I died happy.
Speaker 1: I was happy though, just kind of sum it up.
Speaker 5: I would say gluteny, Yes, it was gluteny, and you
know gluten is gluten, and gluten is really bad for you, so.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, gluten is a scent as well.
Speaker 3: That Ring of Hell is under construction, the ring, the
gluten Ring.
Speaker 5: A lot of people are going to go down with that.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's a kind of double dipping on
those sense there, huh.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 4: And then when for me, I was like a huge
fan of I'm still expecting that he did something wrong
on Earth. So he can you know we can meet
finally here on Hell. But the thing is that I
was in the concert and I was in the first
row and he was dancing like super crazy and he
just felt on me. So you know, it's kind of sad,
but it's kind of happy the entire story. So I'm
really glad that this happened to me because I really
had contact him with him, so it was really cool.
Speaker 1: Yes, you died, you know, under someone that you look
up to. Yes, and they looked down as they fell
and killed you.
Speaker 3: How did you end up in Hell?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: What did you do wrong that you're down here? Though?
Speaker 4: You know, I really really enjoy laughing. That's that's my
main thing still here on Hell. So I always was
pushing people all.
Speaker 2: Around you, push people like away, like like emotionally you pushed.
Speaker 4: No, no, no to the floor, like push them to
the floor.
Speaker 3: I mean I could get behind that. Hey, Chris, Yeah,
how how was that?
Speaker 4: It's it's funny, like it's really yeah, but she enjoys
doing it herself, can she? Yeah? Okay, yeah, let me
can I can I do it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It's been a while.
Speaker 3: Okay, again, this is stuff.
Speaker 1: So any particular things that the Latin Union wants to
change about hell.
Speaker 5: Yes, definitely. You know, we just had the Dielos Mortos
November first Day of the Dead, where you know, Earth
really celebrates us. It's our time to shine, it's our
time to go out and enjoy ourselves. And we think
this is so boring.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know hearing hell, you guys don't know how
to throw a body. So yes, it was really disappointing, like, yeah,
we're dead, We're gonna celebrate us. Is gonna be the
best day ever? No, it was very boring.
Speaker 1: That means you got to go up to Earth for
a day. Yes, wait, why did Why did I get
to go?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Latinos get we celebrate this special holiday that all
of the people that are alive that miss us. They
basically bring us back for a day and we get
to party with them. They give us food, they give
us the quila, and we party in the cemetery.
Speaker 1: All night long because no one missed me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you don't have an eye dott with pictures
and flowers and things like that, yeah, nobody, you can come.
Speaker 3: I don't think they would ever make an altar for you.
Speaker 1: Chris.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but I'm not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, Chris push out.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's getting yeah, like now I'm enjoying it when
you do it. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: What was the problem? It wasn't fun enough when you
left Hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why wasn't this a good time?
Speaker 4: It was a good time on Earth. It wasn't a
good time when we came back here. You guys weren't
doing anything.
Speaker 5: There was no after party, you know, and we are
used to that. We are Latinos. We cannot have not
have an after party, you know, that is the actual party,
actually exactly. Yeah, So we came back and all this
fire and not enough barbecues, so we would need this
to be more fun. That is our mission.
Speaker 2: Basically, I'm gonna write these things down and I'm gonna
take these up to the top because this is important stuff.
Speaker 3: Better after parties, all this fire, nobody Wait, so when
you went.
Speaker 1: Up to Earth, so it was all all dead people
from Heaven and Hell and everywhere in between.
Speaker 3: All get to go to Earth.
Speaker 4: If you have your altar with your picture and there's
somebody on Earth that reminds you you did never watch
Coco like the movie.
Speaker 1: Yes, I watch Coco. Well I died a little prematurely,
so I didn't get to every.
Speaker 2: Movie, Chris, come on, it was on Blu Ray by
the time you died, dude, Okay, I don't have no
excuse not to watch Coco, Coco.
Speaker 4: Is Coco, No Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Thank you? Yes, okay?
Speaker 1: Is any security risk with that people are going up
to Earth?
Speaker 4: It's like a reunion with your family and every people
that misses you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody's really drunk, So it's okay. You know, like
they don't really know that who's cool. They don't know
if we're alive or not. So it's basically it's okay.
And you know, for one day, we don't fight with
anybody from heaven, even though we cannot stand those too.
Speaker 3: Good good shoes.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: You ever, you ever happen to like switch places where
like what if you guys goes up to having and
then then they come down here, there's a little switcher.
Speaker 5: We wish. I have a cousin's that's in heaven, and
you know, sometimes we talk because she's always like, oh
my god, I have so much fun here. It's like
so cool and like breezy and here, and I'm like, well,
you know what this is I've always have a tan,
you know, it's always a competition with them, and I
think that we can make this so much better. This
is like Miami, you know, I always tell her, you know,
Hell is like Miami, and Heaven is like I don't know,
Chicago or something up there, like you know, it's cold.
Speaker 2: So no, no, So all right, Well you said that,
you know, Dale's Martos up on Earth was pretty rad,
but when you came back, it wasn't that great. So like,
what can we do here in Hell to make it better?
I mean, like, what are some things that we can
do to improve the experience for the Latin Union.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's do like a kind of a game. We're
gonna ask you something you can answer, and then we
will tell you that for sure you're gonna be wrong.
So let's do that. Okay, what time do you think
that you should be at the party? Eight o'clock?
Speaker 5: What time do you get there?
Speaker 2: I would say, I mean seven thirty pm, like right
on the dot. You know, you come in early to
show that you're ready for the party.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no no no no, that's stupid.
That's stupid, because I'm gonna be ready if I'm throwing
the party. I'm gonna be ready at least what time
you say eight, at least at nine. So if you're
there at seven thirty, I'm gonna have you there sitting
around and bothering me because I have to.
Speaker 5: Hear it helped me make the canor you know, baking
and stuff, because we're still cooking at that time.
Speaker 4: Yes, so it's not you have at least to get
there one hour late or two hours late. Never be
on time.
Speaker 5: Never, never be on time. No no no never.
Speaker 3: Ques.
Speaker 5: Okay, what should you bring to a Latin party?
Speaker 3: You go ahead and take this one.
Speaker 1: Cake?
Speaker 3: No no, no, no no no no no cakes.
Speaker 4: No, like, we're taking care of ourselves. And if you
bring cake, our first of all, usually Latino will make
our own cake. So if you bring more cake and
you know, we don't want that many.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're good with the food, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, you have to bring alcohol.
Speaker 1: Why are you doing we want I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: We need to party into six am or something like that. Okay,
and other question because I don't think that you guys
are ready and I don't know if you're learning anything,
but we need to practice more so you can learn more. Okay,
who would you bring to a party?
Speaker 1: Who would I bring? Yes, myself, that's it. No, No, Chris.
Speaker 2: Might bring his mom because I think he did that
during problem would be acceptable.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you always have to bring women. It
depends on the party, you know, but usually there's more
men in parties, so you have to bring always women
like a friend, a causing, a sister, you know, so
technically a.
Speaker 1: Mom is a woman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got you there, even we're not.
Speaker 4: Going to enjoy to have your mom there, like criticizing
everything and telling us I don't know, like that's not
proper and things like that. So yeah, like a younger woman.
So I have a cousin, maybe I can introduce them
and maybe we can become family. Christ you understand that
it's the whole point. Yeah, we want big family. So
that's that's the whole thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fair enough, Okay, Okay, at what time does the
party end? We briefly discussed this before, so maybe you
have the.
Speaker 3: Answers eleven pm.
Speaker 4: Eleven pm, Like, what are you sing the eila?
Speaker 1: Two am?
Speaker 5: No so boring?
Speaker 3: No, three am, four am No.
Speaker 5: That's a peak. That's four am is peak, but then
there's another you can't.
Speaker 4: We have to wait. So the roosters cuckoo. I don't
know how you say it in English, but you know
what rooster sings?
Speaker 5: Yes, but sometimes the rooster is drunk too, and he
doesn't sing. And we don't stop. It is basically until
we decide it's over blackout. Maybe we don't even stop.
Maybe we're still partying when maybe we never even stopped.
You know, you just continue, continue, go to the next one. Yeah,
maybe we end up at your house.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Next thing you're gonna tell me is you serve your
guests breakfast because they're that late slash early.
Speaker 4: We do. We always have arapas in the morning. Yeah,
like around six, we bring some arapas. So if you're
still hungry from dinner, you have something to eat and
alcohol it doesn't go completely into your body. So, yeah,
we have a strategy. What do you think that we're
my teraios.
Speaker 5: No, that's why we can go for that long. You know.
Then the coffee. Have you tried some Latin coffee Colombian coffee?
Speaker 3: But I'm only familiar with Starbucks, So.
Speaker 5: When a Starbucks has been bringing stuff from Colombia?
Speaker 3: Actually, so okay, well you know I'm almost there.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Well.
Speaker 3: Is there any other questions?
Speaker 4: There are some traditions from the kids that maybe we
sometimes do it when we are big, so we bring
up in yata. What do you put inside?
Speaker 2: For example, pinata, guns, bullets, Chris, I think if you
smash him down, he can he can finish pinata.
Speaker 1: He has put me in a pinata before it. Yeah, Chris,
is that sounds.
Speaker 4: Fun like instead of pushing people, maybe I can you know,
treat them like pinata. That's that's cool. Next time write
me don't please okay, okay, okay, thank you, okay. So
you can put anything inside a pinata, I think, but
usually it's more candy toys, tequila. Tequila is always a
good choice, like the mini bottles that you can find
the mini are in the hotel. That's a good choice.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, many times. I've discovered many crazy things in there,
like rings, gold, jewelry and stuff.
Speaker 4: So that's a cool way to do something between the
party and the or loka and things like that in
the between, or a looka is around twelve or something
like that, and you start putting like music, like happy
music like the conga and things like that, and you
dance you.
Speaker 1: Guys know, kind of dance technically, yes, by the definition
of dancing.
Speaker 2: Ladies, I mean, I know, I know the y M
c A, I know the marcarna.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, getting there.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I know they keep it shuffle.
Speaker 4: Maybe he can be like the funny guy in the
party that's himself in the corner. Yeah. Maybe. Okay, there's
a place in our parties that you can do all
that for that for you, but it's not gonna do
well with the ladies. For example. Also, if you're trying
to uh, it's hard of perros to latina. You're trying
to refer to a latina like you guys have a
strategy for that because all these scenes happens in the
same party. So, for example, if you're trying to find
a girlfriend or something, a wife, I don't know if
you want, or a husband, yeah, anything, anything you want.
What would you tell to a latina in the middle
of the party, so you think that you're gonna gain
her attention.
Speaker 2: Well, I think I would approach and I would bow
very deep, and then I would reach out for her
hands and I would kiss her hands, and I would
say hello me lady.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe that's her name me lady. It's like a
very common lay between ladies.
Speaker 5: But what is that's not her name?
Speaker 4: You know nobody, And that's that's too gallant. For example,
if I tell you between these answers, you look skinny,
I bought your food, or here's your diamond ring or
all the above, what would you say.
Speaker 2: Chris, you got to take this one man. Is it
a true question? Yes, this a trick question.
Speaker 3: Eight.
Speaker 4: You can say anything like if you tell a woman
that she's skinny, like she's too flatted, that's the best
thing that you can tell her, Like, she's gonna be
very happy. It's better than I love you. So yes,
you can say always that she looks skinny, and you
look super pretty, and that dress you look so skinny,
and you know, let's go to a war.
Speaker 5: I bout your food is a really good one.
Speaker 4: The food is the food is the best, Like that's
the way, the direct way to get our heart.
Speaker 5: Yes, but the diamond ring is also.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all the answers are correct.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that was an easy question that you guys
didn't past.
Speaker 1: So I want to point out christ you said eight.
That's the number I don't know, I was just going
for the trick part of the question. It's all new
information because normally Clayton's wade the hearts with knives.
Speaker 4: That that's cool because Latinas we like tough guys. So
you know, that's a good way that you're gonna get
get our attention. So yeah, that's that's a good way.
Speaker 5: Can you do something with a knife? Can you show
us what you got?
Speaker 2: I gotta switch plate here. Let me we go ahead
and flip it around for you.
Speaker 4: Oh you have their like a hellboard, right, I saw them?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah, I'm gonna get under the table
just as it. I like to watch under the table.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna do a hate board trick while
I'm flipping my knife.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go. All right, you're watching, all right,
here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh.
Speaker 3: I thought my hate board and I stabbed myself with
the knife.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right in the eye.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I love that because I love people hurting themselves.
But I don't think that that's gonna get you any ladies.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was not attractive when I just did.
Speaker 4: No, I thought that you were better with knives. You
were saying that, so yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm having an off day.
Speaker 2: It's all the spicy foods cut of my eyes like
the knife.
Speaker 4: A lot of experience, they were understand. It's a lot
of information. You know. You have to take a slow.
Speaker 3: I'm writing all this stuff down. This is good stuff.
I think that these are things that we can implement,
and we.
Speaker 4: Also can provide you more information that I think that
it's gonna, you know, help you so you can talk
better to us Latinos, Like, for example, do you know
who is mister worldwide God?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's mister worldwide is waldough web hiding
all over the world.
Speaker 4: Wild though, like the guy with the glasses. Yeah yeah
that guy.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, like I.
Speaker 4: Think a little bit harder.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, he's Latino.
Speaker 2: He's bold billy saying no no.
Speaker 4: It's a guy that things like he you me, I'm
a little like.
Speaker 3: Tonight, nothing nothing, nothing straight over my head.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is why I'm in hell.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so bat bull Man beat Yeah, mister mister
mister three or five.
Speaker 5: Also, they know him as he always.
Speaker 2: Got confused whenever people said they were seeing Pitbull in concert.
I was like, what, he's a doggie. He's just what
he's gonna do tricks on stage.
Speaker 3: It's a guy, the.
Speaker 4: Guy Clayton Clayton.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's very successful. He got a lot of people
into hell.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, yeah, and yeah, something he's gonna I
think he's gonna be here, he's coming. You don't know.
Speaker 5: I think he's all talk. I don't think he's.
Speaker 1: More more, more, more bark than he is exactly.
Speaker 4: Yep, yep, I think so. Also, for example, if I
want to teach you more about our culture, if Latino
Latina kisses you own the cheek, what do you think
that this means? Another question? So you can learn more
about us, because we like, we're very touchy, like we
like to hug around and kids around, and you know,
we're very friendly.
Speaker 5: So if I come up.
Speaker 2: To you and I goolate this, I mean I don't
know about you that we're married, right, I think that
means we're married now.
Speaker 1: You guys, I I creed my pants just down. There's
been a long time since I've had any kiss. Yeah,
no one's touched him in a while, So I don't know.
Speaker 3: What does it mean? I got it right right?
Speaker 4: No, no, very much. You know, it depends. But if
just a kiss like Jacquelina just did, is nothing. It's
just hello.
Speaker 5: This is how we say hello. We like to kiss
on the cheeks, on the face, cheeks.
Speaker 2: This is how I say goodbye to Chris. It's on
the ground again, He's on the ground.
Speaker 5: So another thing that we want, the mons that we
want from Hell is that you know, Sundays for Latinos
are very special. It's like it doesn't really exist for us.
You know, we chill, we do whatever we want, but
we don't want any responsibility.
Speaker 2: Technically, there are not Sundays in Hell because there is
a holy Day.
Speaker 1: And you know the way Clayton explained that it's just
Sundays were you're just supposed to send as much as possible.
Speaker 4: I understand that. But you can count. I don't know,
you can count or use your fingers. And you know,
you can choose any day or you can choose any
time or whatever. And that that moment we shouldn't do anything.
Speaker 5: We can sound a horn. We sound a horn, and
from that moment nobody does anything.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we write this down Sundays. Okay, horn, I
mean we have the horn, you know, the Horn of Gabriel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we can we can sound that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think we do that all.
Speaker 3: Pass that along.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because even you you need to rest like you
need your beauty rest.
Speaker 5: Yes, you know you don't get beauty rest.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, I have a knife in my eye though
maybe I should get some.
Speaker 4: You should get some so yeah for the yeah, definitely yeah,
so yeah, and.
Speaker 5: Put some big babodio please.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't think that you guys understand when we
say bia that is where we need that here? Oh
hell as well.
Speaker 1: We you we need it fixed paper.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, it's what he said, but we say
it better.
Speaker 3: It sounds like they're talking about robots. I am very confused.
I am uncertain.
Speaker 4: This guy man like nipponium.
Speaker 5: Okay, write that down, just yeah, just we'll look it
up later.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we need some refreshment and that can help us.
You know.
Speaker 5: To cool down is the remedy for everything. And it's
also kinky. How's that You can put it in different
parts of your body and it gives you little tickles.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's sounds in full. Yeah, we'll be there
for that sure.
Speaker 5: All right, Okay, I think we need to have a
toast for this, the perfect ending for this beautiful meeting
that we had, we made friends, and now we need
to get to the real, real stuff. You know, did
you bring the tequila?
Speaker 4: Which one like the good one? You were thinking better money.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're saying, but I think we're
gonna drink good Here you go?
Speaker 4: Here, are you right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: And this is the good stuff, right, yeah, you guess
we're whispering about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get let's get some tequila shows there. Here
we go.
Speaker 2: That's around my shot glasses. I got these at the
Rainforest Cafe.
Speaker 3: Heright, here we go.
Speaker 2: Wow, cheers, birds, It's good.
Speaker 4: How was it?
Speaker 1: It's good? Very good?
Speaker 3: It words, it's great, It's good. That's that's really good stuff.
I was gonna step out for a sec, so Chris,
you go ahead and wrap it up. Ladies, Thank you
so much. Very nice to meet you.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, well, very nice to meet you. Here's my car.
So next time, you know, maybe we can do these
meetings once a month, because for sure, next month we're
gonna have more. Yeah, we're gonna have more lemands.
Speaker 5: So yes, is he okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, Chile and tequila doesn't go as well to know.
Speaker 5: And and and wait till he goes to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah well yeah, yeah, yeah, well put for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you'll it probably would be best if y'all
weren't here for that, just as a as a warning,
but thank you all for coming on. Uh and if
you haven't, be sure to follow at Morning from Hell
on Twitter and Instagram because you can send us in
questions to Clayton or see images of our recording from
every episode. Uh. Since he's not here, I'll just say
Hail Clayton.
Speaker 3: All right, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: I'd like to thank our special guests Danny and Marie
for coming on. They're from Poor Kaha. I'm sorry if
I butchered any of those names.
Speaker 4: That was really good. It was I like better the
way that you pronounced Maddy Antonio.
Speaker 5: I'm trying.
Speaker 2: So, guys, what tell us about your podcast and like
what you guys do and just kind of about yourselves.
Speaker 5: Yes, so we are two friends from Miami. I am
from Argentina, Danny is from Venezuela and we were raised
here in Miami. Our podcast basically we come from the
US Hispanic entertainment, so we are kind of celebrities there.
And we interview our friends from our industry and we
talk about from trending topics to what to poop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like.
Speaker 5: Anecdotes, things like behind the scenes and like off the
glamor of the US Hispanic Hollywood.
Speaker 4: And we just starting our new podcast. Yes that it's
kind of a version in English. We don't know if
it's going to be the same. We like, we just
like to talk, so it's it's an excuse to talk
with people.
Speaker 5: That we really admire, and you guys are going to
be honest.
Speaker 2: I kind of liked the quiz element and some of
the stuff I didn't know about, but some of the
stuff I was actually bombing into that stay.
Speaker 1: It's like I was like, how much how much do
I actually know?
Speaker 3: When do I show up for a party? I don't know?
Speaker 4: Well, usually here in the US. We were talking about
this yesterday, like, you guys are really punctual, and we're
very like we always get get late everywhere. Well, yeah,
we don't like it. It's not a good thing. But
usually if it's a party, they said, the time, I
don't know, seven, and nobody's gonna get there at seven
because you don't want to be the first person there.
And we say, like you're going to you're going to
start prepping.
Speaker 5: For the party to help like set up the actual
party if you get there on time. So it's also
kind of offensive. I was I was talking to a
friend because it means that you're going to go somewhere
else after. It's like, that's not like the party that
you're going to. You're going there. It's like show face
and be like, Okay, I made it, but now I'm
actually going to go to another party.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Part coming from someone who accidentally showed up to a
party what an hour early at my boss's house.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I will never do that again.
Speaker 4: Those kind of occasions.
Speaker 7: Better to go in in the middle, going with someone
like waiting the bushes, Oh, there is just waiting in
the bushes for the normal stuff.
Speaker 2: Where can they find you guys individually on like Twitter
and Instagram? What are you guys as social media handles?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: My my last name is it's pretty sad. It's Italian
and it's very complicated, but basically it's Danny, like d
A N Y and my last name is and then D.
Speaker 5: C I G I A M.
Speaker 4: Whatever. I'm sorry, Yeah, d I G I.
Speaker 5: A C O m O.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not that hard, but you know, you know
us humans, how we complicate things. It's Italian. Think Italian.
When you're spelling my name and Mariella, you can find
her easiest a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's my name is Mira La, so m I
r A l A. My name is Mariela.
Speaker 3: We'll have all that stuff in the description.
Speaker 1: So thank you all for coming on. Hopefully me and
Blaine don't embarrass ourselves too much when we're on your show,
but either way we're looking forward to it.
Speaker 3: Awesome.
Speaker 1: That was great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was awesome.