WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.080 Hey, it's Sandy, and thanks for checking out the podcast 2 00:00:02.200 --> 00:00:05.320 edition of the show. Do me a solid and yourself 3 00:00:05.360 --> 00:00:10.599 a favor by tapping that follow button. Also like and subscribe. 4 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:13.039 That way you get a notification when we put out 5 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:15.400 a new episode, which is every single day. 6 00:00:15.759 --> 00:00:17.960 So here's today's podcast. Enjoy. 7 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:20.600 Welcome to the show. Wherever you are, however you are 8 00:00:20.600 --> 00:00:23.199 listening from sea to shining Sea, thanks for being a 9 00:00:23.239 --> 00:00:25.399 part of the best part of our day. My name 10 00:00:25.440 --> 00:00:28.719 is Sandy. This is my beautiful, talented wife. Her name 11 00:00:28.760 --> 00:00:30.679 is Trisha. Hi, friends, and away we go with the 12 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:31.760 first thing that made you laugh. 13 00:00:31.879 --> 00:00:34.359 My mom asked me if I had an extra plastic bag, 14 00:00:34.439 --> 00:00:36.679 And as I dug into my plastic bag filled with 15 00:00:36.719 --> 00:00:39.799 three hundred and fifty more plastic bags, I knew that 16 00:00:39.880 --> 00:00:43.759 this was my moment to shine. I've become that age 17 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:47.119 where I say plastic bags. It's like that envelope that 18 00:00:47.159 --> 00:00:48.119 I showed you the other day. 19 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:49.280 That's a nice envelope. 20 00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:51.000 That's a great envelope. 21 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:53.840 Something was shipped to me in this certain kind of 22 00:00:54.359 --> 00:00:57.920 insulated envelope and I kept the envelope because I was like, 23 00:00:57.920 --> 00:00:59.640 this is a nice envelope to mail something in at 24 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:02.439 some point I'm mad at I have a question for 25 00:01:02.479 --> 00:01:05.120 you know, the plastic that comes over your try cleaning. 26 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:08.680 Is it okay to put that plastic wadded up into 27 00:01:08.719 --> 00:01:10.159 the bags of plastic bags? 28 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:11.439 Okay, plastic Okay. 29 00:01:11.200 --> 00:01:15.120 Good bag that plastic bag holding all those other plastic bags. 30 00:01:15.239 --> 00:01:17.159 Yes, that's where the plastic recycling goes. 31 00:01:17.239 --> 00:01:18.000 Okay, plastic. 32 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:20.439 I'm just making sure there's a lot of rules that's 33 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:21.480 putting it way in the bottom. 34 00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:22.480 I didn't want to get caught. 35 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:26.560 Sometimes if I don't feel like recycling and I'm just 36 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:28.599 putting it in the trash can, I will put something 37 00:01:28.640 --> 00:01:29.439 on top of whatever. 38 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:32.200 I know. I know I need to. 39 00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:36.040 Coming up on the show today, Trisia's dabbers down because 40 00:01:36.079 --> 00:01:37.200 of the lotto drawing. 41 00:01:37.239 --> 00:01:38.719 We'll talk about that. 42 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:43.280 Also, we have to talk about how well women can 43 00:01:43.280 --> 00:01:45.120 get to know each other when they're in the bathroom. 44 00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:47.400 I have a story that just blew my mind that 45 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:51.040 maybe you can explain. And we've got the story we 46 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:53.799 love coming up. The Sandy Show is brought to you 47 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:56.879 by our bank. Transitioning to our bank is just a 48 00:01:56.959 --> 00:02:02.319 click away at www dot dot bank. Remember fdi s 49 00:02:03.439 --> 00:02:07.920 Chrisia's got an interesting fact about James Earl Jones and 50 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:11.360 Carrie Fisher in just a moment. But remember the other 51 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:13.599 day we were talking about you going to see your 52 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:15.120 friend in the Land of Vietnam. 53 00:02:15.199 --> 00:02:15.599 M hmm. 54 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:18.840 Chrisia's friend Sean lives in Vietnam, and she's lived all 55 00:02:18.879 --> 00:02:21.280 over the world. Now she's in Vietnam. You might want 56 00:02:21.319 --> 00:02:23.000 to know it's the best country to visit if you're 57 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:23.560 on a budget. 58 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:28.000 Oh really, number one beck. Yeah, she tells me how 59 00:02:28.039 --> 00:02:30.319 much stuff costs. It's ridiculously cheap. 60 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:33.199 Says you can live large on as little as thirty 61 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:37.639 dollars a day, yep, or very large on sixty bucks 62 00:02:37.639 --> 00:02:38.120 a day. 63 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:38.639 Yep. 64 00:02:39.240 --> 00:02:42.639 Let's go there, right, We got to have about about 65 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:44.719 fourteen hundred dollars for the airfare. 66 00:02:45.319 --> 00:02:47.360 Go ahead, you'll make it up once you're there. 67 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:48.840 That's the most you're going to spend. 68 00:02:48.919 --> 00:02:49.280 She'll go. 69 00:02:49.319 --> 00:02:51.599 You know how we'd like to get those creepy massages. Yes, 70 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:55.520 I last time got a creepy massage for one hour 71 00:02:55.759 --> 00:02:58.599 was like eighty bucks. A one hour massage in the 72 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:02.080 Land of Vietnam twelve dollars twelve bucks, twelve bucks the 73 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:03.759 equivalent twelve bucks. 74 00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:05.719 That's like a million dong though, right. 75 00:03:05.639 --> 00:03:07.960 Yeah, their unit of currency is dong. 76 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:11.319 Yeah, so it's like four million dong, which is like 77 00:03:11.439 --> 00:03:13.719 twelve dollars something crazy cheap. 78 00:03:13.919 --> 00:03:16.759 Well, you know what, friends listening, one day, we might 79 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:18.680 be coming to you from ho Chi Min six. 80 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:21.759 That's right, Yeah, we could, We could do the stories we. 81 00:03:21.919 --> 00:03:23.479 La how all right? 82 00:03:23.599 --> 00:03:25.759 With the passing of James Earl Jones, there are all 83 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:28.599 kinds of stories coming out on the internet. I watch 84 00:03:28.680 --> 00:03:30.759 every one of the reels that's put up about him. 85 00:03:31.120 --> 00:03:33.719 He was amazing. I feel so sad that he's gone. 86 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:38.000 This one particular story has gone viral. Everybody knows Jones 87 00:03:38.280 --> 00:03:40.800 was the voice of Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies, 88 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:44.439 but Jones did not meet fellow Star Wars actress Carrie 89 00:03:44.439 --> 00:03:48.080 Fisher until they did a Big Bang Theory episode together 90 00:03:48.199 --> 00:03:49.599 in twenty fourteen. 91 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:52.199 Was that because he was all his stuff was voiceover. 92 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:55.639 He recorded his voice parts for Darth Vader in his studio, 93 00:03:55.719 --> 00:03:58.439 so he was never on set or on the press tours. 94 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:00.840 He got the best gig in the world, the best gig. 95 00:04:00.879 --> 00:04:02.719 He's one of the most well known characters, and he 96 00:04:02.759 --> 00:04:03.439 never even had. 97 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:05.439 To show it for work. It was all voice sober work. 98 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:10.400 He the showrunner Steve Malaro of The Big Bang Theory 99 00:04:10.840 --> 00:04:13.560 TechEd about the details of when they first met. Jones 100 00:04:13.599 --> 00:04:15.759 was standing on set at The Big Bang Theory and 101 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:17.720 Fisher came in, saw him, ran up to him and 102 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:22.279 yelled dad, and he was like, it was the perfect line. So, 103 00:04:22.319 --> 00:04:26.360 if anybody wants to watch that episode, it's from season seven, 104 00:04:26.519 --> 00:04:31.879 episode fourteen. Jones as himself and Sheldon prank Carrie Fisher 105 00:04:32.040 --> 00:04:36.199 in the episode. It's just he was such a prolific 106 00:04:36.279 --> 00:04:38.639 actor and such a serious actor. 107 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:40.720 But he did Big Bang Theory. 108 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:45.639 He did Will and Grace like silly funny stuff as well. 109 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:47.079 He just was great. 110 00:04:47.160 --> 00:04:47.839 He was just great. 111 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:51.160 Ninety three years old passed away on Sunday? Is that right? 112 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:51.680 Yes? 113 00:04:52.079 --> 00:04:55.879 So rip to the Vader Got Bank. Remember fdi C. 114 00:04:57.680 --> 00:04:59.680 This affected you a lot more than I thought. Did 115 00:04:59.759 --> 00:05:01.120 you think I think this was the one? 116 00:05:01.279 --> 00:05:02.879 I mean, I think they're all the one. There's a 117 00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:05.319 tiny part of me that always thinks this is it. 118 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:08.879 Trisia's sad because she did not win the eight hundred 119 00:05:08.920 --> 00:05:11.040 million dollar lotto the other day, the. 120 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:16.199 Mega Million's jackpot, and Sandy not only did we not win, 121 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:19.040 but I think the first time in the history of 122 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:23.600 my lotto business business, we had eleven quick picks. We 123 00:05:23.720 --> 00:05:27.360 did not get one single number on any one of 124 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:28.439 the eleven quick picks. 125 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:29.120 One meant to be. 126 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:32.240 One single number. That's never happened before. 127 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:33.399 Well, I have a question for you. 128 00:05:33.560 --> 00:05:33.839 Okay. 129 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:36.240 I know the store that you went to, Yeah, is 130 00:05:36.279 --> 00:05:37.519 not your normal store. 131 00:05:37.600 --> 00:05:40.079 It is not my normal store. And I thought, maybe 132 00:05:40.079 --> 00:05:41.680 this is what's gonna shake it up. So let me 133 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:43.399 go to this store because it's a nice little man 134 00:05:43.439 --> 00:05:44.600 who owns it. And I was like, I'd like to 135 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:45.480 give him my business. 136 00:05:45.639 --> 00:05:49.079 Cleanest convenience store in the world, in the world. It 137 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:50.759 smells like mop and glove. 138 00:05:50.959 --> 00:05:55.360 Yes, there is not a speck of dirt anywhere, and 139 00:05:55.399 --> 00:05:58.560 this little man keeps it immaculate. And I was like, 140 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:01.000 I'm gonna give this little man my business. And because 141 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:03.399 then if we win, his story gets part of the money. 142 00:06:03.680 --> 00:06:06.160 Right. Yeah, we didn't get one single number. 143 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:08.160 I can't go back to him. You're doing go back 144 00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:10.120 to him again. I feel like there was some bad 145 00:06:10.199 --> 00:06:12.199 jo juw in that store for me for some reason. 146 00:06:12.519 --> 00:06:13.920 Well, how many people won? 147 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:18.199 Okay, so one person matched the whole eight hundred million 148 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:20.839 dollar jackpot in Sugarland, Texas. 149 00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:22.879 You know that's not too far down the road from US. 150 00:06:23.040 --> 00:06:25.079 I know, outside of Houston. 151 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:28.519 One person match the whole big Enchilada, and then there 152 00:06:28.560 --> 00:06:32.160 were four people who matched five numbers. That's worth a 153 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:35.480 million dollars each one of them sold in California, Florida, 154 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:37.199 New York, and Washington. 155 00:06:37.240 --> 00:06:38.720 On a serious no, I know you like to joke 156 00:06:38.759 --> 00:06:41.480 around about this, but I'm curious if we were If 157 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:43.879 we were the winner and we got the eight hundred million, 158 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:46.160 let's just go ahead and say we got two hundred 159 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:47.959 and fifty million after it was all said and done, 160 00:06:48.319 --> 00:06:50.879 how much checking out? So seriously, you always clown when 161 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:53.639 I ask you this, But how much of it would 162 00:06:53.680 --> 00:06:54.879 you set back for Landry? 163 00:06:55.120 --> 00:06:55.279 Oh? 164 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:55.959 I don't know. 165 00:06:56.079 --> 00:06:57.759 I feel like it's not how much would I set 166 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:00.319 aside for her? I feel like the bigger question is 167 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:03.560 how much would she have left when we die. 168 00:07:03.959 --> 00:07:05.639 It's two different things. 169 00:07:06.079 --> 00:07:07.920 You wouldn't just take a chunk of it and set 170 00:07:07.959 --> 00:07:10.160 it aside and go, no, we're not touching this. 171 00:07:10.399 --> 00:07:13.600 I mean, if we want a million dollars, let it grow. 172 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:16.319 No, I just said the eight hundred million, two hundred 173 00:07:16.319 --> 00:07:19.040 and fifty million. You would just give her whatever we 174 00:07:19.120 --> 00:07:19.720 had left. 175 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:21.639 I don't know. Maybe it depends on how much fun 176 00:07:21.680 --> 00:07:22.360 we have with it. 177 00:07:23.240 --> 00:07:25.319 I can't have a serious conversation with you. 178 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:26.920 It's a lot of money. 179 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:28.920 Do you really think we could blow through two hundred 180 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:29.959 and fifty million dollars? 181 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:31.079 Sho you talk to you? 182 00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:33.560 You can have a lot of money less, Fay, I'm 183 00:07:33.560 --> 00:07:35.839 gonna have to hold you back a little bit, like 184 00:07:35.920 --> 00:07:39.240 I said, Like I said, well, she'll be fine, But 185 00:07:39.279 --> 00:07:41.319 I mean you mean, like, put like five million in 186 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:43.639 an account and be like, this is for hers, they 187 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:44.120 can have it. 188 00:07:44.199 --> 00:07:45.839 Yeah, five that's it. 189 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:47.560 I just picked a number. 190 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:50.839 Oh my god, mister Specifics, what is your number? 191 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:54.639 Fifty freak really? Fifty million dollars I'd set aside for 192 00:07:54.680 --> 00:07:54.920 her and. 193 00:07:54.959 --> 00:07:56.680 Let it grow and let you and I have a 194 00:07:56.720 --> 00:07:57.519 two hundred million. 195 00:07:57.600 --> 00:08:02.199 Yeah, give away a bunch of it. Buy an airplane, Yeah, love. 196 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:05.720 With you in buying an airplane. Just fly first class. No, 197 00:08:06.240 --> 00:08:09.360 it's so much better and so much cheaper. You don't 198 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:11.639 have to all the all the stuff that goes arong 199 00:08:12.079 --> 00:08:16.240 just maintaining an Airplanefty you're going to spend it all 200 00:08:16.319 --> 00:08:17.120 on an airplane? 201 00:08:17.199 --> 00:08:19.720 Yes, when you can just fly first class. I have 202 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:22.959 to fly. This is why. This is why, no, not 203 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:25.639 a first class. This is why you don't just get 204 00:08:25.639 --> 00:08:26.000 the key. 205 00:08:26.120 --> 00:08:30.240 Security line, No, standing in line. 206 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:34.240 Yes, say pre check clear all the things you can do. 207 00:08:34.519 --> 00:08:36.519 I'd rather just the car, drop me off at the 208 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:38.480 air at the airplane, go up the steps. 209 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:38.960 Let's go. 210 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:40.679 No, you and I are going to win the lotto 211 00:08:40.720 --> 00:08:41.320 because we are. 212 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:43.080 We are going to win it, and then we're going 213 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:45.919 to get divorced because you're going to be crazy. 214 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:48.200 I'm going to be crazy. Yes, I'm the one thinking 215 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:51.000 about our daughter. You're like, whatever's left she gonna have. 216 00:08:53.279 --> 00:08:54.679 I know there will be a lot left. 217 00:08:54.960 --> 00:08:58.480 I will have a chef, I will have cars, a 218 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:00.960 new car whenever I want one. I will have somebody 219 00:09:00.960 --> 00:09:02.519 to come and do my hair and makeup when I 220 00:09:02.559 --> 00:09:05.799 have to go places. That's what that. Yeah, that's when 221 00:09:05.840 --> 00:09:07.960 I'm spinning my money on. You're buying airplanes. 222 00:09:08.159 --> 00:09:11.679 Yes, at least I could sell my airplane if I 223 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:14.000 needed to. You can't sell your beauty operator. 224 00:09:14.080 --> 00:09:16.080 But you would need to sell it because you bought 225 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:16.840 it in the first place. 226 00:09:16.879 --> 00:09:18.360 You're missing the point of what I'm saying. 227 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:20.320 Well, I hope we never win just because of that, 228 00:09:20.960 --> 00:09:23.279 you know, so our marriage would fall apart, and nothing's 229 00:09:23.320 --> 00:09:23.679 worth that. 230 00:09:25.279 --> 00:09:26.320 I could put a price tag. 231 00:09:26.559 --> 00:09:28.399 We've got more coming up. 232 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:32.840 Anyone that says that men and women are just alike 233 00:09:33.399 --> 00:09:36.120 is out of their mind, crazy, out of their mind. 234 00:09:36.440 --> 00:09:42.480 They're completely different creatures. Although very how do I put it, 235 00:09:42.559 --> 00:09:46.679 like ying and yang? You know, there's like they're complimentary? 236 00:09:46.799 --> 00:09:50.320 Is the word men and women together? But women do 237 00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:52.759 things together that men would never do. So let me 238 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:54.759 tell you the story. Over the weekend, I was with 239 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:58.000 my buddy and somehow we just started talking and he 240 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:02.639 was completely confused, as was I as how this happens. 241 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:05.639 He and his wife went out to dinner, right, she 242 00:10:05.720 --> 00:10:08.039 excused herself, got up, went to the lady's room. She 243 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:11.399 was gone about five minutes. She came back and told 244 00:10:12.240 --> 00:10:16.919 my buddy Phil that the woman she met in the bathroom, 245 00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:20.879 her daughter, is expecting a baby next month, and that 246 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:26.240 they're gonna name the baby the same name as Phil 247 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:32.320 and his wife's granddaughter. How in the world, How in 248 00:10:32.360 --> 00:10:36.480 the world do you ascertain so much information in the 249 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:40.720 ladies room five minutes? 250 00:10:40.879 --> 00:10:41.799 How does that happen? 251 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:45.480 It just happens. It's just what girls do. 252 00:10:45.799 --> 00:10:50.000 And something about that the way girls conduct themselves in 253 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:53.080 the ladies room with each other doesn't always translate to 254 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:56.159 out in the real world. It's like, oh, okay, here's 255 00:10:56.240 --> 00:10:59.200 like something about the lady's room. It's like a club 256 00:10:59.240 --> 00:11:01.320 and you're both in there and you're sharing, and you're talking, 257 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:02.879 and you're do you need some toilet paper? 258 00:11:02.919 --> 00:11:03.080 Oh? 259 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:05.639 Here, here's I have a wipe. You know what I mean? 260 00:11:05.679 --> 00:11:08.200 That kind of thing. Yeah, it doesn't people. 261 00:11:08.399 --> 00:11:10.840 I don't think that girls are as friendly all the 262 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:12.879 time to each other as they are in the lady's 263 00:11:12.960 --> 00:11:16.279 room out in the wise. So there's bathroom friendly, Yes, 264 00:11:16.679 --> 00:11:20.440 there is an outside friendly. You I've gone I mean, 265 00:11:20.519 --> 00:11:22.799 of course there was drinking involved, but I've gone out 266 00:11:23.600 --> 00:11:25.639 to bars or whatever and gone in the bathroom, left 267 00:11:25.639 --> 00:11:28.080 with some random girl's phone number, Like we're friends now. 268 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:31.679 We somehow figured out we knew the same person. 269 00:11:31.399 --> 00:11:33.279 And exchanged numbers. That kind of thing. 270 00:11:33.399 --> 00:11:35.480 Is it kind of like an airplane friend. 271 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:38.000 It maybe because you're sitting because you're in. 272 00:11:38.080 --> 00:11:39.080 This small space. 273 00:11:39.360 --> 00:11:42.600 It's too small to not acknowledge each other, right, you 274 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:44.759 have to move around each other or whatever. You're both 275 00:11:44.799 --> 00:11:47.639 at the mirror, washing your hands, fixing your makeup. 276 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:50.720 Oh I like that color of nail polish. What color 277 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:50.919 is that? 278 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:51.120 Oh? 279 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:54.639 It's this? Why go? It's just the way girls talk 280 00:11:54.679 --> 00:11:57.240 guys nothing. Y'all don't talk to each other at all. 281 00:11:57.279 --> 00:11:59.720 Do you know that's kind of got it bro code 282 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:04.200 not to talk in the bathroom. No, you're conducting business. 283 00:12:04.559 --> 00:12:06.919 Don't chat, don't peak, you know what I mean? 284 00:12:07.000 --> 00:12:09.679 Well, sure, don't peek. Girls aren't peaking either. But we 285 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:13.360 have doors and stalls. Right, we're standing there at the urinal. 286 00:12:13.159 --> 00:12:15.279 Yeah, I all are right next toeature. That is awkward. 287 00:12:15.399 --> 00:12:15.840 I don't know. 288 00:12:15.879 --> 00:12:18.879 It's just different. Girls require more information than boys. 289 00:12:19.159 --> 00:12:21.559 How do you get the kids' names? That? I mean? 290 00:12:21.919 --> 00:12:24.279 Five minutes and she found out her daughter was going 291 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:25.320 to have a baby in a month. 292 00:12:25.519 --> 00:12:27.320 I would imagine if I had to think about this 293 00:12:27.399 --> 00:12:29.679 scenario as to how they got down to grand babies names. 294 00:12:29.679 --> 00:12:32.679 It was probably getting late. One of them probably were like, 295 00:12:32.720 --> 00:12:34.519 I'm too old to be out this late. I'm tired, 296 00:12:34.559 --> 00:12:36.720 I'm a grandmother. I don't have any business being here, 297 00:12:36.960 --> 00:12:38.879 and the other one goes, I'm about to be a 298 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:41.519 grandmother too. My daughter's having a baby next month. Oh, 299 00:12:41.720 --> 00:12:43.240 what is she having a boy or a girl. 300 00:12:43.399 --> 00:12:44.879 Oh a girl? What are you naming it this? 301 00:12:45.080 --> 00:12:47.919 No way, that's my grandbaby's name. I can't think you're 302 00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:50.960 exactly right, that's what happened. I can see that guys 303 00:12:51.039 --> 00:12:54.320 would never do that, never in a million years. I'll 304 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:54.799 admit it. 305 00:12:55.159 --> 00:12:57.799 I can be very, very shallow, and I guess very 306 00:12:57.799 --> 00:12:58.840 egotistical too. 307 00:12:59.320 --> 00:13:01.360 What you do? Listen? Listen? 308 00:13:01.720 --> 00:13:04.279 Okay, So I I'm one of those people that when 309 00:13:04.320 --> 00:13:08.519 I shop, I take my time. There is very rarely, rarely, 310 00:13:08.639 --> 00:13:12.519 rarely a spur of the moment impulse buy from saying. 311 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:16.919 It's called control, it's called being. 312 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:19.799 Thoughtful or unable to make a decision. 313 00:13:19.960 --> 00:13:22.559 No, I think it's making the right decision, and in 314 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:25.720 this case it paid off. Okay, well maybe it didn't. 315 00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:30.639 You decide very shallow though. I've been shopping for about 316 00:13:30.679 --> 00:13:34.600 a month for new tennis shoes. Okay, I've had my 317 00:13:34.679 --> 00:13:38.080 same tennis shoes for over two years. They got a 318 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:40.600 lot of miles on them, and to be honest with you, 319 00:13:40.679 --> 00:13:42.120 I just don't like them anymore. 320 00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:44.440 Right, And you had the same pair before, exactly the 321 00:13:44.600 --> 00:13:47.120 same for like four years, right, same ones. 322 00:13:47.320 --> 00:13:50.399 So I'm looking around on the internet, looking at Nike 323 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:55.399 and looking at Amazon, and I found a pair on Amazon. 324 00:13:54.919 --> 00:13:56.919 That I really, really really liked. 325 00:13:57.000 --> 00:13:57.960 Was it the pair you showed me? 326 00:13:58.080 --> 00:13:59.159 Yes? Okay. 327 00:13:59.039 --> 00:14:02.960 The color is blue white, right, that's what it's called 328 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:04.039 blue white whatever. 329 00:14:04.080 --> 00:14:07.440 That's a new color, I guess. And I'm looking at them. 330 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:08.120 I like those. 331 00:14:08.279 --> 00:14:11.720 They're kind of in my price range. They cost about 332 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:14.080 what I want to spend there. Actually, I couldn't believe 333 00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:17.960 how inexpensive they were. And they they're they're really cool, 334 00:14:18.039 --> 00:14:20.440 sleek looking shoes. And on the back by the heel, 335 00:14:20.799 --> 00:14:24.240 it says air on them. And I'm like, oh, those 336 00:14:24.240 --> 00:14:24.720 are you? 337 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:25.799 Really looked at these? 338 00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:28.399 Oh? Yeah, I looked at them. They look great. 339 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:31.360 I like all the angles, yeah, sixty view. 340 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:35.559 But then I realized something as I was looking at 341 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:38.879 the blue white shoes that said air on the back heel. 342 00:14:39.720 --> 00:14:45.000 It's like, wait a minute, these aren't Nikes. What they're not? 343 00:14:45.080 --> 00:14:45.919 They weren't Nikes? 344 00:14:45.960 --> 00:14:48.480 What are they air? 345 00:14:49.480 --> 00:14:50.519 Ever heard of them? 346 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:52.919 There's something they said the little Swiss. 347 00:14:53.120 --> 00:14:55.960 No, no, no, they are. I was like, I can't 348 00:14:55.960 --> 00:14:58.200 buy those. They're not Nikes. Doesn't matter, doesn't matter that 349 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:00.720 two seconds ago I loved them. They were great. 350 00:15:00.799 --> 00:15:02.200 Couldn't find anything wrong with them. 351 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:08.159 But now shallow Sandy can't buy them because they're not Nikes. 352 00:15:08.360 --> 00:15:10.279 Are you sure they are? 353 00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:19.159 Ought per aut pe r Men's air athletic running shoes lightweight. Yeah, 354 00:15:19.720 --> 00:15:23.000 now the one, the ones right next to them, and 355 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:24.320 they're fifty five dollars. 356 00:15:24.679 --> 00:15:27.519 Try to trick you, but they look just like that. 357 00:15:27.720 --> 00:15:28.879 I'm looking at them right now. 358 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:31.600 And the reason they look like Nikes is because they 359 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:34.000 say air but there is no swish. 360 00:15:34.120 --> 00:15:36.120 Yes, there exactly. 361 00:15:36.200 --> 00:15:39.720 Now what's funny is the shoe right next to it 362 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:44.600 on Amazon is a Nike looks a lot like that shoe. 363 00:15:44.440 --> 00:15:45.120 Twice as much. 364 00:15:47.519 --> 00:15:48.320 I'm not buying it. 365 00:15:48.440 --> 00:15:48.960 You might be in. 366 00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:52.720 Pair, man, But do you see how shallow I am? 367 00:15:52.840 --> 00:15:56.519 Yeah? I mean yeah, but would you? 368 00:15:57.120 --> 00:15:57.519 Would you? 369 00:15:58.080 --> 00:16:01.559 Nike's got the brand, It's been forever. You know, it's good. 370 00:16:01.720 --> 00:16:04.320 I don't know if Octopur is going to fall apart 371 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:06.759 after anything about I don't know. 372 00:16:06.799 --> 00:16:08.440 I mean this is I feel like this is a 373 00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:09.559 lot of you get what you pay for. 374 00:16:09.720 --> 00:16:12.080 Also, I think so too, But with Nike, you know 375 00:16:12.120 --> 00:16:13.320 it's good quality. 376 00:16:14.039 --> 00:16:18.039 I mean it could rain in. They did try and 377 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:20.360 trick you. How is it okay for them to put 378 00:16:20.360 --> 00:16:22.480 the word air on it. I feel like Nike's got 379 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:23.279 that locked up. 380 00:16:23.679 --> 00:16:24.799 Apparently they missed. 381 00:16:24.679 --> 00:16:31.000 And all the design on the side. 382 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:31.919 And not all Nike swashes are obvious. 383 00:16:31.840 --> 00:16:34.480 Right right, it's a little swishy. 384 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:38.559 Yeah, like these thewshes tiny. 385 00:16:38.639 --> 00:16:40.799 Yeah, but it's there. Yeah, that's what you're paying for. 386 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:45.080 Swish, Aren't I shallow? No, They've done the same thing. 387 00:16:45.480 --> 00:16:47.039 I support you in this shallowness. 388 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:47.840 Okay, good. 389 00:16:47.960 --> 00:16:53.039 I mean there's just some things Nikes, yeah, Nike or. 390 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:55.480 I mean, knockoffs all my childhood. 391 00:16:55.559 --> 00:16:57.399 I want some on clouds so bad. 392 00:16:57.519 --> 00:16:59.320 I don't know what those Oh, the ones with the 393 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:03.080 holes in the heel, the circles that go through the soul. 394 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:05.359 Oh, Sandy, look them up. 395 00:17:05.400 --> 00:17:10.359 They're the thing on cloud on cloud on cloud shoes. 396 00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:11.079 See. 397 00:17:11.559 --> 00:17:15.000 And here's the thing with that, I kind of I mean, 398 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.960 I think I like how a Nike looks better, but 399 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:20.599 this is the thing to have right now, is the 400 00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:22.599 on cloud. Not that I don't like how they look, 401 00:17:23.079 --> 00:17:25.079