Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Chris and I'm dead, and
my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we
interview everyone in Hell, and I'm joined as always by
the younger brother of Satan Clayton.
Speaker 2: Yo, yo, yo, what's up, Pappy? Uh, there's really no
holidays left. Christmas is over.
Speaker 1: Well, do we celebrate Boxing Day? Chris?
Speaker 3: We can put them up Yeah, yeah, Boxing Day?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Boxing Day, right, Yeah, yeah, I think
that's celebrated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's how we do it down here at least. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Last year, you just put me in a box and
left me.
Speaker 3: I love those little you know, those holiday traditions that
we do, Chris, we should do that again. Remind me
after the end of the episode. I'll put you in
another box, smaller this year. The next year lea is smaller,
and then it's smaller.
Speaker 1: One year where you just put me in a bunch
of smaller, like a different piece in a different box.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Those are nesting dolls. We don't call them Russian nesting
dolls anymore though, because you know.
Speaker 1: But yeah, anyway, I noticed you've got some bling and
you've got like a DJ turntable. Turntable, Oh my god, Chris. Yeah,
I know these old things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just dusting them off and whipping them out,
you know, trying off some new things. You know. I'm
just like a while ago, you know, I was going
through my like midlife crisis thing, and then we kind
of dropped that whole narrative. But we're gonna bring it
back for this episode because I'm gonna try my hands
at music.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling really good about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think I got a good avenue for
how I can get into the big leagues, be up
with the big guys, you know, P Diddy and such. Well,
maybe not P Diddy, but you know, you know, so
oh you definitely go to.
Speaker 1: Be down with the big guys. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But anyways, yeah, man, music career, You're gonna be a DJ.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm experimenting with all sorts of genres and
stuff like that. Here, let me whip you up a
quick beat. Here you go, and there was What do
you think of that?
Speaker 1: Wow? Quick? You always quick?
Speaker 3: But you know it's got to start somewhere, and I
think I'm off to a strong start.
Speaker 1: Off to a start, certainly. So you said you have
an n Yeah, yeah, I actually I don't know why
he's down here, so we're about to find out.
Speaker 3: But I've got like one of the biggest musicians you
can imagine.
Speaker 1: Who's the biggest musician you can think of? Oh man
meat Love.
Speaker 3: No, No, a little bit bigger than that, a little
bit bigger than meat loaf. He is down here though,
but no, uh Kenny Loggins, No, I don't even think
he's dead.
Speaker 1: No, Moby no again not probably no Matchbox twenty. Oh
my god, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, Chris.
Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about the biggest of the big I'm
talking about Beethoven.
Speaker 2: Come on in here, Guden Morgan. Oh, this is me,
Ludwig bon Beethoven.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I didn't expect the accident. But of course
you're from where are you from? Beethoven, Germany?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh god, yeah, a place that is known for
not being problematic at all, Yes, not at all, only.
Speaker 1: Known for their music. Yes, that's right. Yeah, I am Strudel.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm not sure why I'm down here either. Perhaps
because people found out that I put the lud bat
in Ludwig.
Speaker 1: You know, Beethoven. Yeah, classic Beethoven.
Speaker 2: I don't hear that. Welse I'd like to watch very much.
Speaker 3: Oh yea, yeah, I read that you're partially your fully deaf?
Speaker 1: Is that the case?
Speaker 2: I mean, how do you do music? I'm sorry? You
talking to me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Oh it might be a difficult podcast.
Speaker 2: So I had to read lips sometimes because I just
don't pay attention anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh, you'd have a total hearing loss or how does
that work? Oh you're talking to me again?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, that's how this works.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people would think I was deaf because I just
stopped paying attention to people. I have no time for
little minions out in ze world. You just people unless
they're fans. I love fans, they're my favorites.
Speaker 1: Well we're fans down here. Oh great, ye yes, so
please listen.
Speaker 2: Which of my pieces is your favorite?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, so many great ones. I think the symphony number,
but bum yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: That one, you know. Oh okay, great, So glad the
names of my tracks are hitting the top billboards. Well,
you didn't have.
Speaker 3: Very good search engine optimization with the track, you know,
the meta?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? Yes, the meta.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a lot of like symphony number, movement number,
you know.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you really need to like name them. Did
anyone else write symphonies.
Speaker 2: Like, yes, lots of other people wrote symphonies. I wasn't
the first, though, I think I should have been.
Speaker 1: So then yeah, why just symphony number nine?
Speaker 3: Why don't you mix it up like distrack forty years?
I don't know, trust me.
Speaker 2: I tried to put names out there that were cat
sheetings in all the things that people are interested in,
like the plague, you know, like people just didn't want
that for some reason, or you know, like my nephew's name.
Speaker 1: What was your nephew's name?
Speaker 2: George?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, for a second, I thought you were listening
to me again, but no, George. Okay, all right, I'm sorry.
Go back to the hearing thing. You can hear fully, right,
you're just choosing not to. You just have selective hearing.
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2: Beethoven? Oh yes, yes, yes, yeah. Oh sorry, unless you're
waving at me and like talking about how great I am,
I just don't pay attention very.
Speaker 1: Much, okay, okay, yeah, so you're less hard of hearing
and more just a dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's about?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Are you talking about my verst my brat first?
Speaker 3: No, no, Betho, We're gonna move on. So Moonlight Sonata,
that's one of yours.
Speaker 2: Right, Hey, great job, excellent, Yes, that that is one
of my most advertised ones.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna out myself here.
Speaker 3: I thought Moonlight Sonata was like a car, like a
Toyota Corolla.
Speaker 1: I just I was way off on that.
Speaker 2: So it's amazing how much of my music was used
for the commercials.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh yeah, because of the royalty free of it all.
So you're not collecting royalties anymore.
Speaker 2: You're not getting any of the money anymore.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: You know, people used to think that I was von Beethoven,
which definitely royal name, right like no One and stuff.
But now as van van Beethoven's not as cool, I
guess any connection to van Halen are they down here?
Speaker 1: Could be?
Speaker 2: Oh, I would love to cook up with them. I'm
trying myself to like put out some new tracks in
the world, so I want to get some opinions from
people that actually make music nowadays.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you're doing a comeback.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm trying. It's very difficult to advertise ludvigas back,
but like people aren't as interested for some reason.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Well, Ludwig is also isn't that like a new artist.
He's like Elie Eilish something or another.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I should have copyrighted.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a streamer. I think he
plays the League of Legends. So maybe that's where the
people are getting confused by.
Speaker 3: Yah, sorry Beethoven. Someone a little bit more popular than
you has arisen. Basically he's a streamer, so he plays
games for people's entertainment. Yeah, like a jestu Yeah kind of,
But like I would say, skill level is pretty comparable
to what you did. You know, yeah, really, yeah, I
know he's like a bit of a savant, but at
playing video games.
Speaker 1: He talked about video games a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I've heard of this new game out there
in the world called Guitar Hero. Was it like a
piano Hero? I feel like I would kill.
Speaker 1: It that No, just drums.
Speaker 2: There's a drum kit like a rock band.
Speaker 1: There's a rock band.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, how many stones must you throw at
the rock band?
Speaker 3: Okay, moving on, so you mentioned you were wanting to
do a comeback. Does this have anything to do with
the fact that Mozart had a new track released.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Mozart had new me use it come out
in like twenty twenty two. I mean that's crazy. Yeah,
this is.
Speaker 2: Real classic old person wanted to come back. Am I right?
So much older than me? I don't approve.
Speaker 1: Did Mozart die when he was like in his thirties
or something, if.
Speaker 2: We want to be technical about it. Yes, but the
old soul, you know, just really boring individual. Never went
out and had parties or had sexual escapades, nothing of
that nature. Never drank. No, Mozart was totally boring, totally boring,
unlike me. Yeah, it was very life of the party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you party a lot, Like what do you do
on a night out? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sometimes I would count the beans of my coffee before
I put it in the gritter. Oh it's very fun.
We could do it together.
Speaker 1: Ah, we're not really much of bean counters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds a little too extreme for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So then the movie on the dais about Mozart's crazy life.
Speaker 1: Are you in that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think I was booked already for another film.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the one with the dog.
Speaker 2: Yoh that's right, you were a dog, that's right?
Speaker 1: What was it like being a giant dog?
Speaker 2: Beethoven very hard to get into characters. I really did
have to like plug my ears most of the time
because I didn't want to listen to people's lines. I
just wanted to bock at them.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I.
Speaker 2: Wish they played more of my music. For some reason,
they didn't choose me as the soundtrack composer.
Speaker 1: Interesting, well, you were a dog then, so did you
just like manifest into a dog? Like how'd that work out?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Usually costuming and like lots of fur and trying to
spend time in the wild to get into the mindset
of a K niney.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, you were already a wild animal with the beans.
Speaker 2: That's rights. Thank you so much. Here's some Kendy for you.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 3: Also, I didn't realize you worked with Stanley Tucci and
David Tocopany in that film or were they doing in
that movie?
Speaker 2: Totally forgot about that.
Speaker 3: Well, to be honest, tell us about this comeback that
you're gonna have, because, honestly, Beethove and I see a
bit of an opportunity here.
Speaker 1: For maybe some collaboration, you know, like you and me
team up. Wait, make some great tunes. Stop what collaborate
and listen.
Speaker 2: And listen I know that one. Yes, very catchy. Yeah, yeah,
I feel like that was stolen as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, it sounds a little bit like my song too.
It's very close.
Speaker 1: You know, well interesting because you know dud dude. Yeah,
who did that first? Wasn't that?
Speaker 2: I think that was the Freddy the Freddie Mercury, Freddy Mercury, right,
and the Bowie Man.
Speaker 1: And Bowie Vanilla Oh that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so then it went Beethoven, Freddy Mercury, Bowie, then
Vanilla Ice or whatever the hell that guy's name was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did they end up? Bowie's up in heaven.
Speaker 1: Well, actually not exactly. He's up in space, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he kind of like shot past heaven as
what I understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just went straight to the stars in space.
So Starman's in space. Oh that's great.
Speaker 3: For a second, you know, you could book him going
back to the collaboration, like, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2: Beethoven?
Speaker 1: What kind of music are we going to make?
Speaker 2: I was thinking that most of my music didn't have
too many lyrics in it only wrote like an opera.
One time, people didn't like it. I tried to call
it Falatio, but my agent was like, no, Fedelio was like,
okay that that was sound bad. I guess, oh okay,
but yeah, most of my music it doesn't have the lyrics.
I'm thinking we should add some lyrics and like snap
some charismatic on it, you know, like get some new
fresh takes on it. Okay, Yeah, should try laying some down.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah for sure, So like oh to Joy, just
like oh oh oh oh to Joy Joy.
Speaker 2: Actually already yeah, but I'm good with like a remix
of the song altogether. Anything to get number one on streaming.
You know. Apparently these streams are important. Now, all this
water I don't understand. Yeah, yeah, it's a complex thing.
Speaker 1: We're still figuring it out ourselves.
Speaker 2: I heard this one song that made it down here
one time. People really like it or hate it. It
goes like baby Shock, to Do, to.
Speaker 1: Do to Do?
Speaker 2: Is that catchy?
Speaker 1: Yeah that was a big one. Yeah, very popular with
the young crowd. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's important to make something so mesmerizing and terrible.
Speaker 2: In repeating that, you just kind of brainwash.
Speaker 3: A baby and then they're gonna repeat it forever and ever,
and then the parents going to have to listen to it.
Speaker 1: That's a method.
Speaker 2: So we should go with animals for all of my songs,
then I mean.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, what does the fox say? There's lots of
animals that has been addressed.
Speaker 2: I've often asked that question myself.
Speaker 1: What song would you want to put lyrics to?
Speaker 2: That is my fifth symphony, like we've been talking about that,
or we could do the Moonlight Snada or the Fury.
Speaker 3: Least I see potential with that one because for a least,
you know talking about animals.
Speaker 1: So let's talk like a big bear or something furry.
Speaker 2: Or fairies themselves. Maybe you could play into it in
the music video. That's something we can do that. Yeah,
I talked to them a lot when I did Beethoven
the film.
Speaker 3: You know, big furry community. Yeah, well, and Chris is
also a huge, huge fan of furries.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What is that thing you do on the weekends called
if yiffing?
Speaker 1: It's more like when I'm celebrating, I go yef yef hourray.
Speaker 3: You're not going to deny it, okay, stick it to
the guns cold. Yeah, So if you're release, let's throw
some lyrics down, Like what are you thinking?
Speaker 2: Let me look at butts all day long? Do you
think that would catch? Because I heard like the you
get to the butts of things that people get really
interested in. Yeah, because that's not so much of an
animal's at this point, but.
Speaker 3: It could be maybe if we did something like tying
it in with a sponsor for like a commercial, so
like Baby Backwards, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm loving it, okay, okay, yeah, sure, I
guess they already have a song. Yeah, well, I mean
so does Baby back Robs.
Speaker 2: You could try something out hot right now?
Speaker 1: Broccoli?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to get a sponsor, right.
Speaker 1: It helps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's a brand that needs some help. I haven't
seen them in the mainstream that would really connect with you.
Speaker 1: Wiener Schitzel. Oh yes, I love them, Yes, yes, yes,
maybe Oven companies. Okay, go on, explain Beethoven Oven. It's
your name. It's like I could say Bakethoven, you know,
beef Oven, Beethoven. It's a bit of a stretch, but yeah,
I can see where you're going with it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, they've get hooked on the bait and then they
go on the oven.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, exactly, and then you'd be like, oh, these
beats are five.
Speaker 2: I mean it kind of writes itself there, Beethoven. If
you're saying I should rebrand and be like B. E. A.
T instead of B.
Speaker 1: Beethoven. That's pretty good Hoven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could be like what was that
guy who was like an old boxer and he had
the grills George Foreman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can be like George Forman. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been wanting to get into the grill the
industry myself anyway, with the worst.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna actually say that since you're German,
maybe we don't go with the affiliation, you know, like
it's already kind of this is my good edited out
moving on, so it might be a touchy subject.
Speaker 2: Don't ask because they like baking. They like baking.
Speaker 1: Yes, a lot of stuff happened after that cutting motion.
That cutting motion.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know, this is a perfect opportunity to take
a word from some Patreon followers.
Speaker 2: Huh you already do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know how you used to have patron of
the arts used to well, okay, I don't know if
you do.
Speaker 2: I don't have fans anymore.
Speaker 1: My fans got or are they paying you for it?
You don't get royalties.
Speaker 2: Actually talked about agents about it. Yeah, it's all royalty
for you. Did you have fans, not many.
Speaker 3: You were talking about the streams earlier, and I think
our stream is a little bit.
Speaker 1: Damned up right now.
Speaker 2: What if you've repranted as well and be like Guten
Morgan from Hell here, that would sell really well.
Speaker 1: Oh, Guten Morgan from Hell.
Speaker 2: That's something Guten Morio international crowd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: We have been going after that European audience and we
just can't seem to break in there. So maybe that's
what we do. Yeah, Guten Morgan from Hell. Yeah, Guten
Dog from Hell. Yeah, Guten Talk from Hell and then
Guten knocked. It could be like the Afterpatti.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's something there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But so we have our patrons. When they support
us at Good Morning from Hell dot com, they get
the amazing benefit of getting roasted on the show. They
sent in some information and then we make fun of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah that sounds great. Yeah, I love making fun of
my fence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you did.
Speaker 2: They seem to like it too, They seem to enjoy it.
Speaker 3: We got someone called Nicholas, when asked to describe themselves,
said I'm a bald, thirty two year old married guy
with classes. Great start. I bet he loves D and D. Oh,
I love D and D in a podcast called Tales
from the Steaking Dragon that I've really listened to, probably
too much.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a shocker.
Speaker 2: So I'm confused. Did his parents not like the name
nick Soa? They thought nick less? They need less of it?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, but I'm sure that they're very
proud of him for loving Dungeons of Dragons.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What parent wouldn't be proud of offspring that just
played games? I could think of a couple. I could
name a few. I can think of some parents that
aren't proud.
Speaker 3: When asked to give a story that's a little embarrassing,
they said two stories.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's not the prompt, but that's fine all right.
Speaker 3: Once, when I was younger, my brother was able to
jump over people standing up. I wanted to show I
could do the same, but the person and sorry they're
spelling satrocious. I wanted to show I could do the same,
but the person instead bent over and I face planted
into the ground.
Speaker 1: The second story, I was.
Speaker 3: At a retail job and while joking with the coworker,
I put a shovel down and did a stripper pole
grind and realized there was a customer who saw the
whole thing giggling.
Speaker 2: But did you set something afterwards because of the show?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should have been able to flip that. If
you're any good, they would have paid.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be also honest in that first story when
you said bend dover, I thought it was going somewhere
else for a second.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't know what happened afterwards. Could have been
a meat cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seemed to the face planet. It seems like
the face plant might have affected his brain, and that
is why he is a sneaky Dragon fan. Moving on,
there was less and less of Nick afterwards. Nick next
person is Kyle H. Kyle says, I'm at the time
of this writing, a thirty four year old dad with
two year old daughters.
Speaker 1: Uh wait, two year old daughter?
Speaker 2: Are there two year old daughters or two year old
daughters that are both two years old?
Speaker 1: Two year old daughter with a two year old daughter? Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh, he has a singular two year old daughter. We thought,
are those very confused? Math is difficult?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I live in Washington State, hiding in the woods, occasionally
emerging to watch the sounders play.
Speaker 1: Who are the Sounders Sounders play? What are you a
sasquatch or bigfoot?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I've got to look up what a sounder is.
Sounders so like a fish?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, No, it is not in fact a
play or music. It's soccer team. Oh today I learned.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that Washington State had a soccer team
called the Sounders.
Speaker 1: Looking for a sponsor. The Sounders make sense.
Speaker 2: Maybe they need a jingle. Yeah, this is the perfect
music to bring this up. Thank you, Kyle.
Speaker 3: H Anyways, he said found artie content back when RBB
season two.
Speaker 1: Glad how much it is still going?
Speaker 3: This isn't rooster teeth all right, Kyle Age, stop writing
in about your rooster tee stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm Clayton, I'm not Bernie. His job accountant. No other story,
just isn't accountant.
Speaker 1: Talk about counting beans?
Speaker 3: Yeah, any embarrassing stories or confessions. I think circus peanuts
are top tier candy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kyle, what are we doing here, Kyle?
They're just the worst candy. Yeah, you're definitely gonna go
to hell.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, like at a carnival. Is that the
orange peanuts we're talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're basically just sugar trash. Yeah, it's garbage. Kyle.
Speaker 2: You had all the opportunity of the world.
Speaker 3: You had tens of people listening to this show, and
you could have said anything you.
Speaker 2: Wanted to talk about circus peanuts Kyle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm worried about your children.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all two of them or yeah, one of them unclear.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's two that are one year old, so it
adds up to two years old. Go back to the
Washington State forest, Kyle. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why circus peanuts don't taste anything like
peanuts and have any relation other than how they look.
Speaker 1: Well ask Kyle.
Speaker 2: He seems to be the expert on him that an
accounting I left school when I was eleven, so boo
on school, right, it's not cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's for fool.
Speaker 2: See. I'm already writing lyrics. I'm slapping down rhymes.
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man.
Speaker 3: He can't stop the guy. All right, Well we're gonna
get back into that. But thank you so much, Kyle.
H And who's the other guy? Nicholas Yeah, nickel Moore,
nickel Moore, Hey, Nicholas, stop putting yourself down from now on,
go buy nickel Moore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then when you retire and then you want
to like have a comeback, you go nickel Back, and
I feel like that's it will sell really easily.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, look at this photograph. Oh, speaking of Nickelback,
you know that'd be a great collab. That'd be something. Yes,
what is their number one hits again? Oh so one
way they go, Oh, I could do that her.
Speaker 1: You already better than Nickelback.
Speaker 2: Look at you go with legs white open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. That's Creed. Oh is it?
Speaker 2: Or is that pearl jam that's your Creed? Like that's
what you live by?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, I don't live by certainly not Creed.
Speaker 2: Even her. That's Nickelback, right, I heard that in the
elevator on the way down here.
Speaker 3: I think you get them all confused, you know, hold on,
nickel nickel Back, I want my nickel Back.
Speaker 1: Nickelback uses her you.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this episode has just come's just singing in
a bad.
Speaker 1: Voice, so motes. Sorry. I just called you mo Sorry,
got sorry, it just slipped out of the tongue. I mean,
people know Mozart is like such a big deal. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so cool, Mozart. I have a wolf in the name.
I'm an animal already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he didn't need to rebrain. It's got
a badass name. Yeah, it's true and art. It's like wow,
the wolf artist.
Speaker 3: It's like, god, damn, have you ever considered you know,
Liken Ninja turtles? Right, you got like Leonardo d'antell Raphael
the other one, Michaelangelo.
Speaker 2: Great artists? Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Why didn't they ever do like a team.
Speaker 3: Of like mutant animals that were named after like Mozart,
Beethoven Bach.
Speaker 2: I think it starts right now. I think that's what
happens right now, is that we come up with the
best animal that mutates into humanoid form, and then pick
a martial art of sorts, and then we pick out
our composers, and they would all be named Beethoven.
Speaker 3: I think, right, there could be other ones. Who's the
fourth member I want? Yeah, if you were picking out
your ninja team.
Speaker 2: I think Heiden is pretty fun, like hide and seek
all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a sneaky one. He's like the stealth guy.
I hear.
Speaker 2: Broms is pretty fun. Sometimes they're ice cream great ice cream.
Broms makes everything better. That's a very regional joke by
the way, so be Beethoven. We got Hiden Brohms, and
then we were talking about baby got back, so Bach Johangs, Beshimbaca.
They gave me bock box. Okay, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: So would Mozart be like your sense, like your master
master Splinter.
Speaker 2: He'd be like the April character. Oh doesn't really do
all this stuff, be like does news reporteen on us?
And looks like a fool and yellow?
Speaker 1: You don't think he'd be like teaching the ways of
the Ninja or music No.
Speaker 2: Nine.
Speaker 3: I mean he's like a big guy, you know, he's
like you know, before your time. You know, he's like
the guy he was famous when he was like a kid. Yeah,
were you famous when you were a kid?
Speaker 2: I was famous. To my father, just lied about my
age to make me seem younger. He really, that's very true.
It doesn't make sense. I was like seven at the
time and he was like, you're six years old?
Speaker 1: Was like, yes, that.
Speaker 2: Will sell well.
Speaker 3: People loved six year olds back then. Classic age that
everyone likes. What's up with these other guys' names? Or
the composers always got crazy names. We got Claude Dubussy.
What's up with that guy? He could be on your
ninja team. Yeah, why not to bussy throw that Dubussy back.
I like to ride Dubussy to work sometimes. Yeah, we
could also do like a chopping. Chopping would be good
for a ninja.
Speaker 1: Chopping Yeah, yeah, he'd have a sword. What would your
weapon be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, beats. I think I have a big oven full
of beats and I throw it at my enemies.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, beats, got it because it's in your name?
Yeah yeah, I thought you were talking about like you
lay them down.
Speaker 2: I think both. I need to spread my arms wide
and get these beats like red beats and like actually yeah,
wide open and make like beats out of them. I
just really want to dig down anything that relates to
my name at all.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool Debussy. Sorry, I can't stop thinking about that name.
Speaker 1: Looking in here about like why you might be in hell.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I'm interested.
Speaker 1: It says you did use real cannons in your music.
Oh yeah, how many people died because you know, crowd
a concert hall you're firing off cannons, which, for the record,
kind of badass.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They went for the music that was so much
for the people that would talk to in my concerts.
You know, just like if I heard concert, just light
the fuse, baby, and to see what happens, I would
not even turn to face them. I just wanted to
like focus on the music, you know.
Speaker 3: So originally it was for like keeping the audience in line,
but then it became part of the song, is what
you're saying.
Speaker 2: It just happened too often, so I needed to incorporate
it into my music, you know.
Speaker 1: Wow, So like was the goal.
Speaker 3: Everybody thought you were deaf, so then you were just
gonna in turn make everybody else deaf with the cannons,
just like blasting them.
Speaker 2: If you're not listening to my music, you listen to nothing, right,
yeah all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, god one bad apple, and then it ruins the
whole batch of the whole concert because then everyone's airs
are bleeding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm assuming this whole episode has my music in
the background right now. That's why I came on this,
because I want to put my tunes out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were gonna do that, but we couldn't get
the rights to it. I know it is public domain.
Speaker 2: Loyalty free in public DOMAINIA. Yes, we understand. It's free
of royalsty I know. I'm not No, we need to
rub it in again.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm sorry, Bete. Y'all are gonna do a collab? Yeah,
what's your first song gonna be? What are the instruments
in it? And what's it called? Take it Away?
Speaker 3: We could kind of do like you start the sentence
and all finish it kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, got you? Okay? Kangaroos yeah, oh I need
to keep going.
Speaker 1: Okay, kangaroos.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, kangaroos, cagars yeah yeah, and no, no, no kangaroos.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the song.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yes, I love it when they do that kangaroo's Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the name of the song.
Speaker 3: And then as far as the instruments go, I mean,
I'm really lit up by those cannons. I think that
that's a great idea. So I think we definitely need
to do more like artillery based instruments, you know, yeah
for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why stop at cannons? Why not just blow dots? Well,
I was gonna say something, go bigger, go home. Why
not like T and T TNT tanks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we could do something where it's just the entire
instrumentation is just explosives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because because yes, I love that it's so sUAS
big and bombastic. Yeah, literally bombast kangaroo yeat?
Speaker 1: Is it like a number like number eight or something,
you know, because you always numbered your.
Speaker 2: Stuff, like the symphonies, I understand. Yes, yeah, yeah, we
gotta throw in that shit. It makes it look more
pro fresh.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, it's a really good number sixty nine. There
we go, so like kangaroo, Yeah, number sixty nine.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I'm thinking platinum on this one. This is
gonna be a great launch to my career and a
launch to like possibly a couple of missiles.
Speaker 2: You know who's saying, Yeah, so are you applying is
the weaponry? Yeah? I think we have some, you know,
like I can source it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, I see a lot of bear traps around here,
so I'm curious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, instead of like one of those little like colors
spose like the like things castanets. Castanets always close with
the clipso clypse.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, the castanets. It's bear traps, it said
another person. Maybe you could collaborate Mambo number five by
lou Bega. Oh, it's got numbers in it, just like yours.
Speaker 2: It's the same naming convention five. Is it number I
can actually count up to? So, yes, that is good.
Speaker 3: You teachers, you got to count. That's on is how
I learned how to account two.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you collaborated, you guys could do Mama number six.
Speaker 2: Maybe Mama number sixty nine. Might you know who's gonna
put a cap on the number numbers?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, do you want to start this relaunch
off with a bang and like play the opening lines?
I want to hear it.
Speaker 3: Bejo and I'm ready if you are totally ready to
do this? Yeah, Chris, if you can stand over there
against that wall, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2: With the big targets behind it, Yeah, that big circle there.
Yeah okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you want a blindfold or no, just so that
you can like open up your other.
Speaker 2: Senses immuss yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you close.
Speaker 3: Your eyes so that you can really hear and pay
attention with your ears.
Speaker 1: You should put this on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and here's some rope to be bound as well.
That would be good too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I could just listen with my ears with you guys.
Speaker 2: You could, but I think the acoustics of this room
so true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very important that you're right there against that
giant wall with red splatters.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go ahead. Light this fuse now.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Well, this has been another episode of good work from
Hell Beethoven. Thanks for coming by, and yeah, enjoy our
new track Kangaroo Yeah, Kangaroo Yeah, Kangaroo Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm sixty nine and Kangaroo Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hell Clayton, thank you. Micah Reisinger, our good friend and
collaborator from our other podcast, Tails from the Seki Dragon.
Speaker 2: We've heard of that one.
Speaker 1: Micah is the talented in all aspects of content creation, composing, writer.
Speaker 2: Cooking, cooking.
Speaker 3: We settled this when we were handing out titles, you know,
for Stinky Dragon. Mike is the keeper of Lauren Scores.
Speaker 2: I actually had to fill out a piece of paper
the other day for business stuff and they asked my title,
and I was like, I'm gonna put it down. It's
like an official document that lives out in the world now.
Speaker 1: And Micah, you compose so much music for Stinky Dragon,
and it's all available for people to listen to. Right.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm grateful to those four people that listen to
my music out in the universe, but yeah, all my
stuff is where you stream music and soon even maybe
having a physical medium, So stay tuned for that. Yeah,
that's such a huge accomplishment.
Speaker 3: Like I'm really proud of you, and I hope you're
proud of yourself too, because that's that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Also, I was.
Speaker 2: Seeing people posting that you were in there wrapped you're
like most listened to artists. Oh yeah, that's Spotify stuff. Yeah,
that's huge, it's fun.
Speaker 1: I love listening to that when like writing or doing
work your music because you know, especially stuff with words,
it helps me focus. It gets me like amped.
Speaker 3: When Chris and I were writing Sneaky Dragon Adventures, we
listened to the whole soundtrack for over and over and over.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for upping my numbers.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so really quick, where can people find you
and what do you want to lead them to and
stuff like that?
Speaker 1: What do you what we're going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, find my music, just look for my name Micah
Risinger on anything that EU stream music. Obviously go to
tail some Sneaky Dragon to listen to that podcast. And
I'm mostly on Instagram. It's kind of where you can
find me on social media. A Micah dot Risinger awesome.
Speaker 1: Nice, Well, thanks for coming on. We're gonna go talk
about reasons why we might be going to Hell. We've
talked about our music sense. Probably nice. If you want
to listen to, go to Good Morning from Hell dot
com and help support the show
Speaker 2: And then stay tuned for Guten Morgan from Bye Bye