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<v Speaker 1>I've been asked to come up here, get you both

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<v Speaker 1>out at the closet.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, this is some crazy shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Why won't you both just come out of closet?

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<v Speaker 1>And he said, we're not coming out the closet.

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<v Speaker 2>You can just go away, but everyone wants you out

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<v Speaker 2>the closet.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't matter because we're gonna stay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. I'm starting to get angry, so I pull out

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<v Speaker 2>my gun kick. Welcome to going down to South, part

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<v Speaker 2>of the podcast where we always have ourselves of time,

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<v Speaker 2>and also the show where we can never come out

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<v Speaker 2>of the closet. I'm Downdo and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going I thought you're gonna say, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast where we.

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<v Speaker 2>Was pulling a gun kap a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always stepping on favorite moment here. But we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>to that when we get to that. But yes, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot to discuss when it comes to Trapped in the Closet,

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<v Speaker 1>A lot going on on screen, a lot going on

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<v Speaker 1>behind the scenes. Yeah, it was almost too much, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I sort of opened wiki pages and various other things

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<v Speaker 1>concerning what surrounded Trapped in the Closet, and I was like, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Too much to it. Stuff. Well, first of all, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's one of the probably the most controversial episode

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<v Speaker 2>of South Part besides the Muhammed ones. I think they're

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<v Speaker 2>the ones that will always be the peak, right, but

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<v Speaker 2>this one here you look at what it was controversial

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<v Speaker 2>for and looking at it through a twenty twenty six lens,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm watching this going, this all just seems ludicrous, ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the idea of a TV network being held ransom.

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<v Speaker 2>You cannot broadcast this show and people going, but I

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<v Speaker 2>really want to watch it, just in the world where

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<v Speaker 2>it feels like everything is accessible, you can find it somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Twitter's probably the home for that kind of stuff. So

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<v Speaker 2>if there's footage that's sort of banned or what, have

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<v Speaker 2>just gone on Twitter and type it in and you'll

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<v Speaker 2>find it right.

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<v Speaker 1>Or Twitter would just show it to you whether you

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<v Speaker 1>want to see it or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, but you watch it and it's going you.

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<v Speaker 2>Cruise has denied it, but it's a Cruise is saying that,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, he won't do the mission impossible three press

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<v Speaker 2>tour unless you don't add this again. And Hayes left

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<v Speaker 2>the show apparently because they were taking down saying scientology

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<v Speaker 2>and as all that's been bunked and I was just reading, going,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure in the moment this seemed like such big news,

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<v Speaker 2>but you watched it, as I said, through twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 2>six eyes and you're going, man, we've changed a lot

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<v Speaker 2>when it realized to media and access to things and

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<v Speaker 2>just what is deemed controversial now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what I was thinking about is that you've got

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<v Speaker 1>the two sort of heavy hitters of celebrity, heavy hitters

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<v Speaker 1>of scientology at this day.

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<v Speaker 2>At the time. Yeah, yeah, Travolta and Cruise. But that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I one to I want to before you go.

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<v Speaker 2>One is that I was old enough to remember it

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<v Speaker 2>being controversial, but not really aware of what the whole

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<v Speaker 2>controversially stemmed from it. And you were obviously someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>reviewing TV movies. Can you tap me back? What was

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<v Speaker 2>it like when this came out? Was it a huge deal? Somewhat?

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<v Speaker 1>But then it also felt a bit ginned up as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I think anyone with you know, half a

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<v Speaker 1>lick of common sense would kind of go, well, scientology

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of a scam, right, I mean, it had

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<v Speaker 1>been around forever, well not forever, but it's certainly been

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<v Speaker 1>around long enough that you either were like oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is that weird fringe pseudo religion or oh this

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<v Speaker 1>is that cult slash scam that managed to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>draw in a few big names and sort of use

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<v Speaker 1>them as magnets to get to you know, the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the the rest of the plebs in.

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<v Speaker 2>Were Cruise and Travoltry the first big names or was

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<v Speaker 2>it just they were the big names of that time.

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<v Speaker 1>As far as I can tell. Yeah, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>think when you thought about Scientology, apart from yeah, Tom

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<v Speaker 1>Cruise and John Travoldi, you generally thought, oh, yeah, oh

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<v Speaker 1>there's a couple.

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<v Speaker 2>Of So John de Volta was widely recognized as one

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<v Speaker 2>of the first major celebrities to openly join Scientology, becoming

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<v Speaker 2>a member in nineteen seventy five. Yeah, I think it

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<v Speaker 2>was part of from the get go, oh so he's

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<v Speaker 2>always been okay, they are they scientologists is what they called.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what they called. Okay, Yeah, so he's always been

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<v Speaker 2>a scientologist.

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<v Speaker 1>And then yeah, yeah, I mean and there was always

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<v Speaker 1>sort of reports like, oh, you know, he couldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>in that movie because the scientologists didn't want him to

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<v Speaker 1>be part of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Christopher Reeve wasn't earlier done. I think you've

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<v Speaker 2>had people who were before. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sort of took off, but you've got real diehards,

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<v Speaker 1>like like the Vaulter and especially Cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>The Cruise was in essence of the late eighties. Yeah. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember reading I thought it was just they joined

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<v Speaker 2>at that time. I'd been in it for decades.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember reading some article.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was about the making of the movie

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<v Speaker 1>Far and Away, the moment Nicole Kidman there was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think about the making of it, and apparently Cruise

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<v Speaker 1>was on the set and sort of talking about, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>scientology is really good, and he was sort of I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think he was putting up like a stall and saying,

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<v Speaker 1>come to me to learn a bit more about scientology.

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<v Speaker 1>There'll be two hundred and forty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>But is that the actual amount? But it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fun say, but I distinctly remember a line in

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<v Speaker 1>it from Ron Howd, who directed Far and Away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a bad call it Home and Away,

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<v Speaker 2>saying what I'm thinking of as well, flyway home. That

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<v Speaker 2>was the.

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<v Speaker 1>We're row who seemed like a very sort of level

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<v Speaker 1>headed individuals. Look, scientology is up for me. But if

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<v Speaker 1>it does for people what it does for Tom Cruise,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he's got something going for it, because there's one

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<v Speaker 1>Cruise was like at his apex and yeah, he's like

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's a genuinely sort of hard worker and all

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff. So whatever this guy does, he

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<v Speaker 1>does pretty well. And I get the feeling of scientology

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of the driver of that. So maybe, but

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<v Speaker 1>at this at this stage when Trapped in the Closet

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<v Speaker 1>is released, these two heavy hitters, Travolta and Cruise. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, they're taking hits and it's related to scientology.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like because Trevalda has made Battlefield Earth, like

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<v Speaker 1>a few years earlier, and Travalda had that great comeback

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<v Speaker 1>with Pop Fiction. It was like, we've missed you so much,

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<v Speaker 1>we love you, and now you're broken out and get

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<v Speaker 1>Shorty and Phenomenon, which is kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>A complete and Michael and Michael General Staughter is a

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<v Speaker 2>good movie. He was doing pretty well face off and

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<v Speaker 2>face Off, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>But then he made Battlefield Earth, which is like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>my passion project. It's time to bring l Ron Hubbard's

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<v Speaker 1>science ficient epic to the masses.

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<v Speaker 2>And they'll love it. Wait, so, how generally was a

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<v Speaker 2>sci fi writer? Oh yeah, he generally was. So he

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<v Speaker 2>wrote Battleground Earth. He wrote Battlefield Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to make it into a big science for

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<v Speaker 1>you and everyone. This is fucking ridiculous. This is awful, John,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? And you know, Traval isn't given

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<v Speaker 1>this really sort of scenery showing a hand up performance

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<v Speaker 1>and it kind of oh my goad, well against favorite moments,

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<v Speaker 1>but that kind of really put the brakes on this

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<v Speaker 1>comeback that he was enjoying. I mean, he's still he's

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<v Speaker 1>still working consistently, but he's nowhere any of the start

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<v Speaker 1>that he was postwar fiction. Then also around this time,

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<v Speaker 1>Cruz is one of the biggest stars in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's decided to step away from his longtime PR

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<v Speaker 1>person and sort of I think he either handled the

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<v Speaker 1>reins over to his sister or he also started handling

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of his own PR couch. This is jumping

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<v Speaker 1>on the couch and all this kind of stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>being a lot more open about the fact that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>into scientology. Here's what it can do for people. What

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<v Speaker 1>diage of him sort of talking at conventions all this

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<v Speaker 1>stuff as getting out and it's maybe one of the

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<v Speaker 1>first times in twenty something years of a really successful

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<v Speaker 1>big screen career as a movie star that cruise has

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<v Speaker 1>taken a hit that he's you know, the hits, there

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<v Speaker 1>are chinks in the armor. So yeah, I mean it's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of it's prime time for someone like Parker and

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<v Speaker 1>Stone to strike and really take a shot at scientology

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<v Speaker 1>and particularly through the frame of showbiz. Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's pretty interesting in that regard.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was also one of those things where because

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<v Speaker 2>at the end they pulled the hole, will sue me

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<v Speaker 2>sueing and it felt like that was Parker on the

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<v Speaker 2>Stone living vicaracy three stance, right, So at this time,

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<v Speaker 2>was it a case of you couldn't bad math scient

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<v Speaker 2>told you because they would suit you for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they just had a really big war chest.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they had a lot of money and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think they were pretty leggitious. They would go

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<v Speaker 2>But so, you know, it's a lot like it's the

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<v Speaker 2>Trump like, so you know how they attached Trump, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And it was a big deal because I can't believe

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<v Speaker 2>they went there. Was it a big deal that someone

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<v Speaker 2>on the level of Parker and Stone was openly just

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<v Speaker 2>criticizing and making fun of scientology and getting away with

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<v Speaker 2>it essentially.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think making fun of it absolutely. I think

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<v Speaker 1>this was around the time I forgot the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the generalist. I want to say, Mark Ebner. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he might have written a book or going clear.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. There's so much stuff about scientology around that year.

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<v Speaker 2>And this isn't going to be a Scientology lesson or anything,

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<v Speaker 2>no epis.

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<v Speaker 1>It's more I think, but certainly in the early two

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<v Speaker 1>thousands is when people were like, we're not too sure

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<v Speaker 1>about this scientology thing. And you've got people who were

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<v Speaker 1>disenchanted with the quote unquote church coming forward. You've got

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<v Speaker 1>people who've got family members in there saying I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>spoken to my son or daughter in ten years because

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<v Speaker 1>of their relationship to scientology. The church won't let them.

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<v Speaker 1>And also, you know, just a general ear of air

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<v Speaker 1>or weirdness. I mean, as I said, it'd been around forever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's I would say it's necessarily a California thing, but

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<v Speaker 1>maybe kind of a West Coast thing that there are

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<v Speaker 1>these fringe movements that sort of pop up about self

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<v Speaker 1>improvement or self actualization or whatever, and scientology felt like

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<v Speaker 1>very much that kind of thing. So yeah, in this time, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was a case that's like we can

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<v Speaker 1>maybe take a few shots of these people and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>they deserve it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm watching this, right, and I'm unbiased. I couldn't care.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to follow scientology, if it makes you

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<v Speaker 2>a better person, and you're pushing it on me, go

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<v Speaker 2>for it, right, b think of what. I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>far fetched a story, but if you want to believe it,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing about scientology even going into this one. I've done

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<v Speaker 2>in scientology. Right. So I'm watching this and they're telling

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<v Speaker 2>the story of the Lord Xenu Xenu, right, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>going that's what it is, that's your dogma.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, Well they did the same thing with Mormonism, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Sort of stuff that stretches credibility. But then at the

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<v Speaker 2>You want to be in pictures. But I think a

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<v Speaker 2>in some regard. You have to suspend it if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to believe, you've got to suspend somewhat of it

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<v Speaker 2>to actually believe the full story. It's faith, right, That's

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<v Speaker 2>what faith is. Yeah. Yeah, so you want to overlook

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<v Speaker 2>it's like it doesn't make sense, but I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>because the end game is what I want to get to.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>religion boils down to a handful of tenets that you

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<v Speaker 1>live and let live that.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of stuff. You were mentioned before too, that they've

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<v Speaker 2>taken down Mormonism and what Scientology is not the first

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<v Speaker 2>religion I've taken. They've taken it basically every religion but

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<v Speaker 1>And that's and that leads to the whole clash that

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<v Speaker 1>I think they had if they did have one with

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<v Speaker 1>Isaac Hayes, who was a member of the Church of Scientology.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's one of those things where Chef just feels

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<v Speaker 2>like such a staple of the show and the show

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<v Speaker 2>that was different when Chef was sort of no longer

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<v Speaker 2>on the show as often. I think we're up to

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<v Speaker 2>nearly the end of season nine now, and I felt

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<v Speaker 2>a good season or two by this point. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like they because they wouldn't have had this episode

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<v Speaker 2>planned for seasons seasons ago. So Isaac has obviously already

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<v Speaker 2>taken a backward step from being on the show full time.

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<v Speaker 2>But the story is that he was so annoyed that

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<v Speaker 2>they took on Scientology, he asked them not to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>They did it anyway, that he quit the show. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what the story was in the beginning, and it feels

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<v Speaker 2>like Parkeringstone must have believed it at the time, because

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<v Speaker 2>there was it became a little bitter, and I've read

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<v Speaker 2>online it was saying stuff like they were saying, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's all right for him to not care about when

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<v Speaker 2>we took down this Christianity and all this stuff, but

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<v Speaker 2>now scientology, now he cares. Sure. Isaac his son has

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<v Speaker 2>come out since and said that Isaac didn't actually put

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<v Speaker 2>out the letter or the statement saying that he's going

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<v Speaker 2>to quit as a result. It was like his assistance

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<v Speaker 2>or something who were also scientologists.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you do hear that a lot about celebrities who

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<v Speaker 1>associated with scientology, they have these handlers or they have

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<v Speaker 1>tears yeah, or elders of the church or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>sort of high ranking members of the church who will say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>don't take this role or don't be associated with this

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<v Speaker 1>kind of material or whatever, because you know it'll put

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<v Speaker 1>it'll hold you in a bad light, and therefore the

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<v Speaker 1>church in a bad light. Look, I wouldn't put I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't put it past Yeah, anyone to be in that

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love to obviously would have been asked a million times,

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<v Speaker 2>probably already, but you know, to get Parker and Stone

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<v Speaker 2>in a room and just go, because I'm sure they

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<v Speaker 2>haven't got many regrets. You can't live with regrets when

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<v Speaker 2>you when you're that kind of you, when you have

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<v Speaker 2>that kind of bravado, you can't really live with regrets.

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<v Speaker 2>But I wonder if that's one thing they kind of

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<v Speaker 2>regret to an extent, the way they sever Tiree with

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<v Speaker 2>Isaac Hayes, and that the Chef capter being killed off,

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<v Speaker 2>and because Chef was such a big part of what

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<v Speaker 2>made the show South Park. Certainly absolutely he was the

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<v Speaker 2>go to guy for the kids and for to end,

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<v Speaker 2>so bitterly I thought, it's just it's a bit disappointing

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<v Speaker 2>as a fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, and I mean Chef was always sort of

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<v Speaker 1>like a I won't say the heart of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>but a voice of reason in a lot of way.

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<v Speaker 2>Was the voice of reason. He's the one the boys

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<v Speaker 2>went to when they needed help. Everyone else in the

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<v Speaker 2>South Park was insane. It was almost like he was

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<v Speaker 2>not the Frank Rhymes, but he was just he was

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<v Speaker 2>the normal person who had, like he said, the voice

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<v Speaker 2>of reason. He was able to see things the non

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<v Speaker 2>biased perspective and give a sensible, clear eyed moral center

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<v Speaker 2>of the show. Yeah, and you'd love to get funky,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, yes, and yeah, just so we never know

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<v Speaker 2>the truth. His son says, the eyes that didn't quit

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<v Speaker 2>because of that, it's because of health issues. And I

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<v Speaker 2>think there's the truth somewhere in there, right somewhere in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle, because I feel like he must have had

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of health issues or there must have been

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<v Speaker 2>something going on, because he hasn't been on the show

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<v Speaker 2>that off. That's right, And the last time they used

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<v Speaker 2>him in a main way was when he was basically

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<v Speaker 2>the crowd in the whatever it was. I was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get to a rock concept.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, oh, yeah, that's right with the yeah

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<v Speaker 1>with the hippie jam bands.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>In the name of the episode. Yeah, yeah, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>the one we're talking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. But also the other thing about this episode, watching

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<v Speaker 2>it right is now again watching it through twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 2>six eyes right, I lived through so I found this

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<v Speaker 2>episode funny because I lived through them. I was old enough.

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<v Speaker 2>In two thousand and five Donimee Stent was going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I lived through that era. The idea of Tom Cruise

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<v Speaker 2>and John de Volta, are they gay? Are they not?

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<v Speaker 2>We just come out of the closet. That was such

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<v Speaker 2>a punchline for this episode, to the point where I

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<v Speaker 2>felt they kind of overdid it, overdid it a bit. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm watching this going try and explain this to

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<v Speaker 2>someone who's like fifteen and twenty years old now, and

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<v Speaker 2>say yeah, because they're trying, They're trying to say come out,

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<v Speaker 2>we just come out of the closet. I think the

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<v Speaker 2>response you would get would be something on the lines

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<v Speaker 2>of eight who were Tom Cruise and who were John

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<v Speaker 2>de Voulter because they're huge stars in our eyes. But

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<v Speaker 2>as we discussed on the movie Guy with Martin and

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<v Speaker 2>Davis recently, is Tom Cruise a huge star to anyone

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<v Speaker 2>under the age of twenty or is it just that

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<v Speaker 2>guy that does stunts in the Mission Impossible movies? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>John de Volta, who's John Devolter? Very much? He's that

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<v Speaker 2>guy that my mum watched in that movie Grease. That's

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<v Speaker 2>that's who he is, right to a lot of young people.

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<v Speaker 2>The other question would be the other response that they

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<v Speaker 2>would give you is who cares that they get kills? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>But at that time in two thousand and five, it

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<v Speaker 2>was like, will you just come out, look, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>but and it was like, we're making fun of them

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<v Speaker 2>for you gay? Aren't you gay? It's just a minute?

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<v Speaker 2>You gay?

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<v Speaker 1>It feels kind of childish, and particularly coming from Parker

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<v Speaker 1>and Start, who are generally more sort of inclusive and.

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<v Speaker 2>Embracing, it feels petty and childish. Watching it now did

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<v Speaker 2>it feel But I'm not sure where it would have

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<v Speaker 2>felt petty and childish to the majority in two thousand

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<v Speaker 2>and five who are watching it. Hmm, it seems petty

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<v Speaker 2>in hindsight and childish in hindsight. But did it come

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<v Speaker 2>across that way when you first watched this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm trying to recall how I sort of felt

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I think my response is probably the same.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you're really sort of you're fluming a

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there had always been rumors about Travolta and

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<v Speaker 1>to the point where it's like, do we even really care?

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<v Speaker 2>Who cares? Yea and Cruise maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>A little different. Cruise is such an interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Case, different personality is in my opinion, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And all the stardom that he's got and for

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<v Speaker 1>everything that he sort of gives us on Cruise, Yeah, Cruiz,

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<v Speaker 1>he's never really sort of come across the one thing

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<v Speaker 1>that's I won't say, the one thing that stopped him

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<v Speaker 1>from me the ultimate leading man because as far as

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<v Speaker 1>winds and he kind of is the ultimate leading man

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<v Speaker 1>of Hollywood movies in the last maybe thirty years.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, I don't not to me, he's not see

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't live through the I wasn't old enough in

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<v Speaker 2>the eighties when he was like eighties, early nineties. I

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<v Speaker 2>was still a kid. He's he's the mission impossible guy

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I get where you're coming from. I think from

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<v Speaker 1>the mid eighties onwards and maybe until say the early

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<v Speaker 1>every genre there was and doing really well and just

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<v Speaker 1>about all of them. He was working with every top director,

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<v Speaker 1>proved himself as a really solid dramatic actor, a really

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<v Speaker 1>good action star, could do comedy. Yeah, there was not

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<v Speaker 1>a lot he couldn't do. But you never really bought

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<v Speaker 1>him as like a romantic lead. Anytime he was and

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<v Speaker 1>his coach are and along the side the most beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>women in the world and only occasionally sparking with something yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't quite work. And I think that's I think

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<v Speaker 1>that sort of led to people going, this guy actually

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<v Speaker 1>like women, or yeah, oh he's married to Nicole Kimman

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<v Speaker 1>and all that, and oh they're appearing in this really

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<v Speaker 1>sexy Stanley Kubrick movie together, but really is it working?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So and then when around this time when he does

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<v Speaker 1>the whole Katie Holmes thing, He's like, oh, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I met Katy Holmes and I'm in love and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>jumping on Overra's cats like you're working awfully hard to

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<v Speaker 1>convince it about this time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you're in the dude, that's cool.

427
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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think anybody's gonna mind too much. And

429
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<v Speaker 1>the people who do mind, fuck them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But for me, the reason I said no to

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<v Speaker 2>your statement that he is the best leading man of

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<v Speaker 2>the last thirty years, as you said to the early

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<v Speaker 2>two thousands, that's twenty five years ago. That is true.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got you're going to go back forty five years.

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<v Speaker 2>What's what forty five years? What's forty that's note in

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<v Speaker 2>eighty right, note in eighty one, it's forty five years.

437
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<v Speaker 1>Ago, which is when he basically starts.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe of the Chrison really become a star until

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<v Speaker 2>like eighty three, eighty four. Okay, that's risky business times, yeah, okay,

440
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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, so I'm just watching this going, wow, this

441
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<v Speaker 2>this is how we were weren't we? We? Really? Well?

442
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<v Speaker 2>Like this like this was this was comedy. And it's

443
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<v Speaker 2>not just South Park, It's Simpson's. There's so many shows

444
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<v Speaker 2>we've been doing a Futurama review have to do this

445
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<v Speaker 2>and it's called a gay panic joke, but so gay

446
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<v Speaker 2>it's just sort of where being gay is the punchline

447
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<v Speaker 2>kind of thing which you just wouldn't do anymore, and

448
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<v Speaker 2>I think we're better for it. But yeah, again, not

449
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<v Speaker 2>that I didn't like this episode as a result, because

450
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<v Speaker 2>I was able to go, I'm watching this with two

451
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<v Speaker 2>thousand and five eyes. But when we're doing these reviews,

452
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<v Speaker 2>you got to watch it from both. You're gotta watch it. Remember,

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<v Speaker 2>remember when we first watched it, And what's it like

454
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<v Speaker 2>watching it now? And I don't think this episode is

455
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<v Speaker 2>as funny now because again, a young person who's fifteen

456
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<v Speaker 2>twenty watching this episode now, they going blind. I don't

457
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<v Speaker 2>think they have any clue what's going on? What's the Kelly? Shit?

458
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<v Speaker 2>What what that guy that like is in prison for raping? Shit?

459
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<v Speaker 2>Why is he here?

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<v Speaker 1>We're not really that concerned about our Kelly anymore. We've

461
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<v Speaker 1>got Diddy to worry about.

462
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's just like you're going to wait, why

463
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<v Speaker 2>is our Kelly here? Closet in the closet.

464
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<v Speaker 1>You're really sort of drawn together all these disparate elements,

465
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<v Speaker 1>and good on your partner and zone for John Smith

466
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<v Speaker 1>and Jane Smith, ye, making it all sort of seeming cohesive.

467
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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, this feels very much of its time in

468
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<v Speaker 1>a lot of ways.

469
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it does. But it's still one of the more

470
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<v Speaker 2>iconic episodes of South Park of all time because of

471
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<v Speaker 2>what it meant at that time at that time. Absolutely,

472
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<v Speaker 2>but is it all that, But it is one of

473
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<v Speaker 2>the best, It's I don't think it's one of the

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<v Speaker 2>best episodes, no, because it doesn't have staying power. I

475
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<v Speaker 2>don't think so. No, We've had much funnier episodes that

476
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<v Speaker 2>that touch on forever themes, you know, things like racism

477
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<v Speaker 2>and that kind of thing that where our immigration where

478
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<v Speaker 2>it all. Just to this day, it's like this feels

479
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<v Speaker 2>just as rather than now as it does when at

480
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<v Speaker 2>first aired. This one here doesn't feel Nah.

481
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<v Speaker 1>And even with the seemingly evergreen topic of everything in

482
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<v Speaker 1>the religion is usually made up and a lot of

483
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<v Speaker 1>it is to you know, take money out of your

484
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<v Speaker 1>pocket and put it into theirs, and you know, scientology

485
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<v Speaker 1>is maybe just a little more blatant about it, or

486
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<v Speaker 1>the grift is a little more obvious. But yeah, so

487
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<v Speaker 1>for it to not have that kind of staying power

488
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<v Speaker 1>that you're talking about, it feels a little bit odd.

489
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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, oh yeah, I've got a few laughs

490
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<v Speaker 1>and a few smiles out.

491
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's funny because I was able to watch it

492
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<v Speaker 2>going out because I knew what they were going for.

493
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<v Speaker 2>But I just think a younger you would have be

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<v Speaker 2>clueless watching.

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<v Speaker 1>This, and that's that's difficult. I mean, there are times

496
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<v Speaker 1>when episodes like that will make it go. I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of interested in this topic, so I might do a

498
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<v Speaker 1>bit of research and learn about scientology and that I

499
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<v Speaker 1>might find out a bit about all the controversy surrounding

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<v Speaker 1>this episode, you know, behind the scenes and what it

501
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<v Speaker 1>led to sort of you know, legal confrontations and breakdowns

502
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<v Speaker 1>and creative relationships, all.

503
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<v Speaker 2>That kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, actually just watching it for itself, like, Okay,

505
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<v Speaker 1>there's one or two good laughs in here, but.

506
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<v Speaker 2>You've done better. They're not making this episode though in

507
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<v Speaker 2>two thousand and five to go. I need to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure when two guys and gelong are watching it in

509
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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty six that it still feels culturally relevant. Well,

510
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<v Speaker 2>that's their mistake, it is, indeed, But again, they are

511
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<v Speaker 2>a show that they do touch on. Foreverythings a touching on,

512
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<v Speaker 2>but they do their Their backbone of their show is

513
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<v Speaker 2>being culturally significant relevant in the moment doing things that

514
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<v Speaker 2>no one else will do in that moment, and I

515
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<v Speaker 2>think that's what makes this episode not necessarily the funniest,

516
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<v Speaker 2>but it's definitely one of the most culturally significant episodes,

517
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<v Speaker 2>sure because of what it tackled at the time attackled it. Yeah, no,

518
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<v Speaker 2>I agree with there. Plus also I've found an interest

519
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<v Speaker 2>in that for an episode that was so based around

520
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<v Speaker 2>manipulation and religion and stealing money and that kind of thing,

521
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<v Speaker 2>and Carten's not really doesn't really play a big role

522
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<v Speaker 2>in this, And I think that's a deliberate choice because

523
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<v Speaker 2>if you put Cartman in the shoes of Stan, it

524
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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't make sense that he wouldn't want to try, and

525
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<v Speaker 2>you would almost want to take over the church's paology.

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<v Speaker 2>It has to be someone who feels like the because

527
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<v Speaker 2>Stan feels like the most normal, casual viewer, so the

528
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<v Speaker 2>casual view of relates to stand the most. I think

529
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<v Speaker 2>of all the of all the kids of the of

530
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<v Speaker 2>South Park, stands the most normal, safe quotation with normal kid,

531
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<v Speaker 2>So for him to be because by the end he's

532
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<v Speaker 2>always convinced as well he is like three Doors might

533
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<v Speaker 2>think I might do this as well. It just shows

534
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<v Speaker 2>how easy these things manipulate people in the door and

535
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<v Speaker 2>how he I mean he was swayed to join Scientology

536
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<v Speaker 2>by saying you're depressed. He's like, I don't ever know

537
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<v Speaker 2>why I'm depressed, but I'm depressed. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Parker and someone realized, yeah, Scientology is the

539
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<v Speaker 1>big bad here needs to be taken that if we

540
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<v Speaker 1>put Cartman in a position where it's like, oh, yeah,

541
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<v Speaker 1>this is where two evil forces joined forwards to become

542
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<v Speaker 1>like the evilest empire of them all, where it's like, no,

543
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<v Speaker 1>you know, we need to have a character who will

544
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<v Speaker 1>be swayed by it, be seduced by to some degree,

545
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<v Speaker 1>but also pushed back against it, and realized, look, if

546
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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about a religion here, isn't a religion supposed

547
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<v Speaker 1>to provide help, help and solace and all that kind

548
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<v Speaker 1>of stuff and not take money out of people's pockets,

549
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<v Speaker 1>or at least not take as much money out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of people's pockets.

551
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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you've got to build those churches somehow.

552
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<v Speaker 2>I think also, if Cartman's in that role, I think

553
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<v Speaker 2>Scientology almost becomes the sympathetic character that's correct, yes, which

554
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<v Speaker 2>is not what they were going for. They want.

555
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<v Speaker 1>They wanted to stick a pin in the inside Ptology, Yeah,

556
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<v Speaker 1>and they did.

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<v Speaker 2>slash four figure discount. Did you have any favorite moments

565
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<v Speaker 2>from the episode?

566
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<v Speaker 1>I like our parkering Stone will take the mickey out

567
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<v Speaker 1>of the forced friendliness of organizations, religions.

568
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<v Speaker 2>What have you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like Brian's good Times, good Times.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Greg, Hey, it's de Yeah, that's good Greg, And

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<v Speaker 2>sorry Greg.

572
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<v Speaker 1>I already alluded to Kelly, so we'll out my gun

573
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<v Speaker 1>and just everyone going after it every time just always

574
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<v Speaker 1>made me.

575
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<v Speaker 2>Laugh because we need to mention. Trapped in the Closet

576
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<v Speaker 2>is a I didn't realize as a series. It's like

577
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<v Speaker 2>a multi part soap opera. Yes, bizarre. Yeah, I've never

578
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<v Speaker 2>been a huge Kelly guy, and I believe I can

579
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<v Speaker 2>fly because of my limitations.

580
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I say that just because I'm a good person.

581
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<v Speaker 2>He did know he did Ignition, didn't he? Oh yeah, yeah,

582
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<v Speaker 2>Ignitions Hot and Fresh out the Kitchen. That was a

583
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<v Speaker 2>big song when I was when I was younger, he

584
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<v Speaker 2>had one or two. I guess Bangers's. It's the only

585
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<v Speaker 2>sort of stain on the space jam aura is that

586
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<v Speaker 2>you're watching them.

587
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<v Speaker 1>Going, I love this song and stuff we can't enjoy.

588
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<v Speaker 2>I love this song. But I say, like I said

589
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<v Speaker 2>before on the podcast, I think I've got friends who say,

590
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<v Speaker 2>you've got to skip that part. You can't let him

591
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<v Speaker 2>listen to that song. And I was like, if Elliott

592
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<v Speaker 2>likes listened to that song, he's allowed to enjoy that song,

593
00:25:45.480 --> 00:25:47.759
<v Speaker 2>enjoy the art, not the artist. Yeah. So yeah, So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I just I'm able to sort of

595
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<v Speaker 2>look past I'm like, I like this song, but still

596
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<v Speaker 2>Kelly being this episode trapped into closet and had a

597
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<v Speaker 2>soap opera series online or something.

598
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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing, Chinatown's one of the best American movies

599
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<v Speaker 1>ever made. Roe mclansky come to a piece of ship. Yeah,

600
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<v Speaker 1>a lot of ways for one particular action.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I also enjoyed because now I'm starting to get

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<v Speaker 2>this with with Elliott. If he wants this something, this

603
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<v Speaker 2>kind of thing, Okay, we'll save your pocket money and

604
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<v Speaker 2>buy it and standing going. But that's my money. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>ah see, child, exactly. Money doesn't grow on trees.

606
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<v Speaker 1>And look we've already alluded to just their impression. Volt God,

607
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<v Speaker 1>it's so easy to sort of make fun of.

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<v Speaker 2>You forget well on my guid right the Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. It's one of those things where sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you forget where it comes from. Everyone just does it,

611
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<v Speaker 2>and I think probably like you know, does it actually

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<v Speaker 2>come from? It? Is it? Is it from Welcome Back Cotter?

613
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<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh my god, miss Gator? Was it just

614
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<v Speaker 2>sort of takeing the way to get mister? But the

615
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<v Speaker 2>way it's said here is the way people do it.

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<v Speaker 2>They go but that they're not doing a Jount of

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<v Speaker 2>Volter from Welcome Back Cotter impersonation. They're doing John of

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<v Speaker 2>Volter and out career. Oh we got And I think

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon two out of five people that do it

620
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<v Speaker 2>don't even know where it comes from, but it just

621
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<v Speaker 2>sounds good and it's just become part of who we

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<v Speaker 2>are and how we.

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<v Speaker 1>Speak to about revolters quickly and feel free.

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<v Speaker 2>To cut this out. Okay, that's there was a thing

625
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<v Speaker 2>going around what he did for my mom. I interviewed

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<v Speaker 2>him face to face.

627
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<v Speaker 1>One said, like, who you bursting with the charism, right sir.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a picture going around and it was apparently

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<v Speaker 1>like from a nineteen eighty issue of Cosmopolitan magazine in

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<v Speaker 1>the US, where they would have like batterer of the month.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like doctor Jeffrey Epstein of Manhattan. He only, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>handles the finances of people who make more than a

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars a year. If you're a hot Texan gal,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to meet this guy. Into the picture and

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<v Speaker 1>there's a picture of nineteen eighties Jeffrey mstyle. And he

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<v Speaker 1>looked a bit like I use the line tm mootravoltera

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<v Speaker 1>because he's got that. He had that same kind of very.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's got the same sort of Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I'll try and find the picture and

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<v Speaker 1>it to you. But oh boy, I don't want to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Associated as every episode to talk about somebody like that.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got r Cali and all this stuff. Mazzle throwed

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<v Speaker 2>in as well, oh yeah, yes, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people trivia time.

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<v Speaker 2>My first question for you is when Stam was writing

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<v Speaker 2>his you know, his Bible. Yes, where did he say

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<v Speaker 2>the brainwash ghosts were from?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Was it some kind of it was the cluttering

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<v Speaker 1>nebula or something that's the planet living on. My first

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<v Speaker 1>question is at the very start of the episode, they're

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<v Speaker 1>at Twin Pines Plaza. There's a pizza place at Twin

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<v Speaker 1>Pines Plaza.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the name of it? And for a bonus point,

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<v Speaker 2>can you spell it? I'm going to get any of

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<v Speaker 2>them that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Marlow's Pizza, but it's spelled m A R L

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<v Speaker 1>e au like a French version Marloos Pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. Sounds like you're kind of pizza store.

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<v Speaker 2>You bet you are. Your Enzo's right, Oh? Absolutely, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to show Dan Dough that's young Epstein.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you see that. I can see Tivolter, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I can see it in there. Yeah, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Financial Stratege Jeffrey Epstein twenty seven talks only to people

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<v Speaker 1>who make over him the du year exclamation mark. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're a cute Texas girl, quote unquote, write this New

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<v Speaker 1>York Dynamo at.

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<v Speaker 2>Addressed or redacted the Bachelor of the month.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, Jesus Christ. Okay, next question from you. You

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<v Speaker 1>had to be there, so it really didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. When they do the news report, they say

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<v Speaker 2>cruise has been in the closet for a certain amount

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<v Speaker 2>of hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, three hours, four four. Speaking of numbers, how many

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<v Speaker 1>years has the president of Scientology been waiting for this day?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's forty two, right, it is forty two,

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<v Speaker 2>forty two. And my final question is what was the

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<v Speaker 2>rating of his Thetan level stands?

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<v Speaker 1>He was like an nine nine. Yeah, that other guy

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<v Speaker 1>was eighty seven. He's remember the church all his lab

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more question, give me again, numbers. What

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<v Speaker 1>is the what's the name and number of the helicopter

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<v Speaker 1>that the President of Scientology arrives in South Park on?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a good question. Didn't get it. What was it?

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<v Speaker 2>It was the l Ron seven Elron seven. I like

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<v Speaker 2>it all right. Now it's time for some cheesypoofs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I love cheesypoofs. You love cheesypoofs. Weed didn'ty cheesypoofs? Weedy

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<v Speaker 2>game starting with the incredible katG with her one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>dollar wed support. Thank you as much Katy g.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, thetans on on Katie her.

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<v Speaker 2>Theton level would be through the roof. Isn't that bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's bad if you got a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>things low thing levels. And yes, no thetons on Katie or.

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<v Speaker 2>Any behavior of Forefinger Discount though. That's what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to say. Correct, She's our l Ron Hubbit, Yeah, Glenn Gomez,

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<v Speaker 2>remember if you have joined the four Finger Discount family,

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<v Speaker 2>on Patreon in the recent weeks, you'll get your name

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<v Speaker 2>right out as a one time only shout out on

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<v Speaker 2>the upcoming Mailbank episode of four Finger Discount not going

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<v Speaker 2>down of South Buck Fourfinger Discount. Look out for it

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<v Speaker 2>there as if you needed any more reason. Indeed, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>So the original air eddate of this episode, mister Davis

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<v Speaker 2>was November sixteenth, two thousand and five. Top three films

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<v Speaker 2>at the US box Office, number three. Zathura a space adventure.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen this any good Jumanji sequel.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not bad, yeah, sort of like a Jamanzi sequel

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<v Speaker 1>in name only, name only, Yeah, yeah, I remember being okay,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids want to watch it caut on any streaming services.

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<v Speaker 2>Physical media is like forty dollars a Blu Ray. What

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<v Speaker 2>do I do here? Do I download it? Or do

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<v Speaker 2>I downloaded?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry If if the companies an't going to look

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<v Speaker 1>out for us, then you know piracy is ethical and

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<v Speaker 1>in such circumstances. Earlier role for Kristen Stewart and directed

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<v Speaker 1>by John Favreau.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe, yes it is. I think it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying this is the thing that got him

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<v Speaker 1>iron Man, but it's got enough sort of special effects

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff. And the people for FROA can handle handle

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<v Speaker 1>super here, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>And number two is derailed, and number one was Chicken

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<v Speaker 2>Little still at number one two weeks there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>You Little ever get a sequel Chicken Little.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not believe, so derailed. I think is like

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<v Speaker 1>a romantic thriller. During Clive Owen and Jennifer Anna.

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<v Speaker 2>Steve Owen, my man, yeah that guy, yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>know you saw in a cafe. Yeah, and you said

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<v Speaker 2>hello to him and he was like, who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you talking to He was like, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to draw my coffee here, man, the hell out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a kicks off though, with the boys that've

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<v Speaker 2>just come from the comic book store wasting some money

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<v Speaker 2>by buying some buying some trading cards. Never wasting money

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<v Speaker 2>when youre buying trading cars. Trading cards is like the

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<v Speaker 2>big thing again. It's break. It's got breaking packets. You

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<v Speaker 2>rip it up and packets. People live on eBay. Just

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<v Speaker 2>rip it up and packets. See and we can get

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<v Speaker 2>some you know, some some gold. We used to go

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<v Speaker 2>on gold cards, you know, the special cards. Yes, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's a big thing. Again. Yeah, but Cartman mock

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<v Speaker 2>stand because Stands says, I'm not going to be buying anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to save money for for a bike.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, saving money.

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<v Speaker 2>And he suggests we go play laser tag. Again. Stand

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<v Speaker 2>says we can't do that, and as Cartman says, the

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<v Speaker 2>first law of physics everything that's that's fun because at

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<v Speaker 2>least eight dollars, eight dollars yes, and says, okay, BD,

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<v Speaker 2>you we're going to do laser tag. You just you,

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<v Speaker 2>just be you, and Standing comes across. These two people

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<v Speaker 2>are sitting by a table and okay, not just scientoldists,

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<v Speaker 2>anybody who I can see in the distance. I'm going,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, they're going to try and sell stuff for

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<v Speaker 2>some reason. I must look like a guy that would

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<v Speaker 2>be a sucker for this, because they always go for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I now either pretend I'm yelling at the kid, not

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<v Speaker 2>young because I'm not talking to the kids, and Ali's like,

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<v Speaker 2>why are you talking to me? Or I get my

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<v Speaker 2>phone out? Do you try and avoid those people like

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<v Speaker 2>the plague? I just cannot I cannot stand. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to I don't want to even have to say

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<v Speaker 2>no to you. I just I'm not interested. Don't engage

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<v Speaker 2>with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I have reached and I've been wanting to do this

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<v Speaker 1>for some time. I'm old, and and you hear as

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<v Speaker 1>you get old, it's like, oh, you read to sage.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't give a fuck. I still do? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know hurt anybody's feelings. I don't want anything

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<v Speaker 1>bad in me. So you know, if you get all

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<v Speaker 1>they used to call them a chugger, like a charity hugger.

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<v Speaker 2>They go, Hey, doing today, mate? Doing all right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Just for amended about this. Hey, By the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>love your shirt. That's really good. I always compla next thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you've given thirty bucks or something.

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<v Speaker 2>And this happened to me a little while ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I ended up talking to some kid who

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<v Speaker 1>was out the front of a supermarket and there was

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<v Speaker 1>some good cause they are always good causes, don't get

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<v Speaker 1>me wrong, And for some reason I ended up signing

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<v Speaker 1>over some money to them, and then looking at the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>friends like, wait a minute, there's an ongoing subscription.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's like what the hell.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to get on the phone and say, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you get this, you get this one donation this month,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're taking me off this list. Since then, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been like, you know what, I'm sorry, I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>care anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that I don't care about the call. I trusted

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<v Speaker 2>you so Brian, I think Wendy or something the two.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, hey, they're a personality test and stands like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's fun and it's free. It's a phrase, a phrase.

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<v Speaker 2>The big selling point he is it's free. How could

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<v Speaker 2>it possibly do?

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<v Speaker 1>And you might learn something about yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's just find an.

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<v Speaker 1>Empty room here.

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<v Speaker 3>Lots of people getting free test today. Hey, Brian, Hey, Kelly,

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<v Speaker 3>how's it going great? I want you to meet my

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<v Speaker 3>new friend Stan.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey there, how are you fine?

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<v Speaker 3>Brian's gonna give you your personality test and then let

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<v Speaker 3>you know some things about scientology.

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<v Speaker 2>Good times, good times.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, is this a religion because my family is like

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<v Speaker 1>Catholic or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's not a problem at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Scientology is more of an alternative to psychology than a religion.

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<v Speaker 1>Then how come that science? Says Church of Scientology?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's just this thing. What's the Denver Broncos record? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Six and two, seven and two?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's great? All right, come on in and take

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<v Speaker 2>a seat.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have some fun anytime. You know, South Puck

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<v Speaker 1>has done the wall, but it was usually the case. Oh, Scientology,

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<v Speaker 1>it's also the church of big names like Cruise and

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<v Speaker 1>John to I never sort of name check. It's also

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<v Speaker 1>you know Giovanni Ribisi from Avatar and no General from

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<v Speaker 1>the Star of Dama and Greek also is she. They're

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<v Speaker 1>also well known side I like Jenna Elfman. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>always go for the real A lists yes, takes.

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<v Speaker 2>Him in side stand does his tests and just silly

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<v Speaker 2>basic questions like do you ever make remarks that you regret?

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<v Speaker 2>Or do you have a whistle just for the fun

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<v Speaker 2>of it? And I'm much just going I do that.

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<v Speaker 2>He then explains to Stand that he's completely miserable and

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<v Speaker 2>totally depressed, so he's a perfect candidate for Scientology. He

836
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:32.880
<v Speaker 2>just needs that tw hundred and forty dollars in order

837
00:36:32.920 --> 00:36:35.760
<v Speaker 2>to begin helping him get that money, get the bag.

838
00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Scientologist stands having dinner with his family, stands not eating

839
00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:41.599
<v Speaker 2>because he's just he's not just depress, he's totally depressed.

840
00:36:41.719 --> 00:36:44.119
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't even know why. And he asked for some money,

841
00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:46.559
<v Speaker 2>and he mentions that he came across a self help program.

842
00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:48.280
<v Speaker 2>I love that Randy was considering. It's like, what did

843
00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:50.519
<v Speaker 2>you break something? I found a self help program. You

844
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:54.239
<v Speaker 2>ain't getting my money, kid, And Randy then explains the

845
00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:56.119
<v Speaker 2>concept of money doesn't grow on trees, and he says,

846
00:36:56.159 --> 00:36:57.679
<v Speaker 2>you can use your money for your bike out of

847
00:36:57.679 --> 00:37:00.760
<v Speaker 2>your own savings, but that is my money. It's literally

848
00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:02.760
<v Speaker 2>a conversation I've had recently with Alian. You want that

849
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:04.679
<v Speaker 2>cricket ball, you to buy it with your own pocket money.

850
00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:08.920
<v Speaker 2>What I had this conversation recently. I feel like the

851
00:37:08.960 --> 00:37:13.480
<v Speaker 2>way we tap now it's taken out the the idea

852
00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:17.800
<v Speaker 2>of things, cost of the existence of money, even because

853
00:37:18.480 --> 00:37:20.440
<v Speaker 2>the other day I said I've got no money to Aliot,

854
00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I can't buy That've got no money, and now it

855
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:24.039
<v Speaker 2>goes just tap your phone then as if we'll just

856
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:26.079
<v Speaker 2>you know, just tap your phone. Just it's magic. You

857
00:37:26.119 --> 00:37:27.519
<v Speaker 2>know your phone's got money on it, hasn't it like

858
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:30.159
<v Speaker 2>the idea. But then he bought his cricket ball with

859
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:32.679
<v Speaker 2>his money that he saved up, and actual cash money,

860
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:35.800
<v Speaker 2>and actual cash money. Every time he cleans the floor,

861
00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:37.559
<v Speaker 2>whatever gets a dollar does. He saved up his money,

862
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:40.239
<v Speaker 2>bought his cricket ball and he cherishes this thing because

863
00:37:40.360 --> 00:37:43.280
<v Speaker 2>he had to part ways with his money that he earned.

864
00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:46.000
<v Speaker 2>And now it's like, now it's don't cut near my ball.

865
00:37:46.079 --> 00:37:47.159
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's it's special.

866
00:37:48.280 --> 00:37:50.159
<v Speaker 1>But you have the teacher gets these things yet of

867
00:37:50.159 --> 00:37:52.880
<v Speaker 1>course yea yeah, I mean that's why you know, actual

868
00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:55.199
<v Speaker 1>cash money is such a valuable resource.

869
00:37:55.559 --> 00:37:56.239
<v Speaker 2>It's finite.

870
00:37:56.360 --> 00:37:57.880
<v Speaker 1>You know, you look at it. What was like, well,

871
00:37:57.880 --> 00:37:59.519
<v Speaker 1>I had fifty bucks in before.

872
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:01.519
<v Speaker 2>Now I get ten. But I now have the mentality too,

873
00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:04.079
<v Speaker 2>because I was a sucker for after pay, right, But

874
00:38:04.159 --> 00:38:07.719
<v Speaker 2>I now won't buy anything with after pay. I will

875
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:09.480
<v Speaker 2>only buy something if we've got the money in the

876
00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:13.119
<v Speaker 2>bank to buy outright. And if you start buying things outright,

877
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:16.679
<v Speaker 2>you start buying a lot less. All start going I'd

878
00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:18.480
<v Speaker 2>really rather have the extra twenty dollars in my bank

879
00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:20.920
<v Speaker 2>right now. So you know, I used to walk around going, ah,

880
00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:23.360
<v Speaker 2>it's notes eight weeks to pay this stuff. I'll be fine.

881
00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:26.159
<v Speaker 2>And after bay after bay, after bay after payin all

882
00:38:26.199 --> 00:38:27.599
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden you've got like three grand on after

883
00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:32.280
<v Speaker 2>pain You're like, oh, yeah, this actually does cost real money. Yeah,

884
00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:33.000
<v Speaker 2>I never.

885
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:34.880
<v Speaker 1>I've never reached the three grand level of after pay.

886
00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:36.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like two seven or I think the most

887
00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:37.519
<v Speaker 2>I ever rowed.

888
00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:39.320
<v Speaker 1>On after pay is something like now twelve hundred bucks.

889
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Granted this was Christmas time as well, Nicola Crownlely over,

890
00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:43.239
<v Speaker 2>So we're buying all the Christmas presents on after pay.

891
00:38:43.280 --> 00:38:44.559
<v Speaker 2>But then it gets the end of January and you go,

892
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:47.000
<v Speaker 2>oh shit, oh yeah you remember?

893
00:38:47.119 --> 00:38:48.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, I mean I was looking at it the

894
00:38:48.519 --> 00:38:50.239
<v Speaker 1>other day, looking at my after pay account and go, hey,

895
00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:52.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm down to like I was three hundred bucks over

896
00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:54.719
<v Speaker 1>the next yeah, said eight weeks or whatever, and I

897
00:38:54.800 --> 00:39:00.679
<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, and then saw there was something on

898
00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Amazon's Oh that's marked down.

899
00:39:03.159 --> 00:39:05.679
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's do it. So I removed the afterpay app

900
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:08.960
<v Speaker 2>from my phone. I was like, just will never will

901
00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:13.679
<v Speaker 2>That's fine too. I completely understand it. But so stand

902
00:39:13.760 --> 00:39:15.840
<v Speaker 2>here is explaining that, you know he needs the money

903
00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:17.840
<v Speaker 2>that he says, use your own money. So he says,

904
00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:19.840
<v Speaker 2>you're going to make your decisions. You're odd enough. Now

905
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:21.000
<v Speaker 2>do you want a bike or do you want to

906
00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:23.679
<v Speaker 2>not be depressed? Just to stand he's signing up. Michelle

907
00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:26.079
<v Speaker 2>explains the history of l Ron Hubbard and how we

908
00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:29.800
<v Speaker 2>discover that negative emotions are caused by body thetans, and

909
00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:31.960
<v Speaker 2>he invented the E meter in order to determine your

910
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:34.840
<v Speaker 2>feet and level. So he does the test and at

911
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.239
<v Speaker 2>first I thought this was all part of employee you know,

912
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:40.400
<v Speaker 2>they did a test and they go, oh my god quick.

913
00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I thought that's the sort of something that's a scare tactic.

914
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:44.519
<v Speaker 2>But no, it's actually his levels are so high they

915
00:39:44.519 --> 00:39:46.480
<v Speaker 2>can't believe it. They come to the conclusion that he

916
00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:49.840
<v Speaker 2>must be the reincarnation of keep saying Alt Hubbard, it's

917
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:55.360
<v Speaker 2>of l Ron Hubbard. The levels were O T nine.

918
00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:57.159
<v Speaker 2>So the facts of the results to the president at

919
00:39:57.159 --> 00:40:00.159
<v Speaker 2>the Hubbard Celebrity Center in La and he says that

920
00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Hubbard once said that, you know, he lives past lives

921
00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:05.400
<v Speaker 2>and that his thetans would show themselves once again. He

922
00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:06.760
<v Speaker 2>is our savior. Yeah.

923
00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm not an expert on scientology. I don't know

924
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:11.039
<v Speaker 1>if they have like a lineage thing going on. If

925
00:40:11.400 --> 00:40:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they actually do that. This is more

926
00:40:13.960 --> 00:40:17.840
<v Speaker 1>akin to say Buddhism. Okay, the Dalai Lama is sort

927
00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:22.360
<v Speaker 1>of like reincarnated over again, and yeah, you'll find some

928
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:25.039
<v Speaker 1>child was like, oh, okay, I was reading about this

929
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:28.440
<v Speaker 1>the other day in some book on Buddhism. How I'll say,

930
00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:31.800
<v Speaker 1>find a child, not that find a child. I'm not

931
00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:34.360
<v Speaker 1>sure exactly how it works, but if there's a child

932
00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I think is sort of extraordinarily sensitive to this whole

933
00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:40.559
<v Speaker 1>kind of thing, I'll put a bunch of objects down

934
00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:43.800
<v Speaker 1>in front of them, you know, like might be a ball,

935
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:45.239
<v Speaker 1>might be a little toy or something like that. But

936
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:47.320
<v Speaker 1>they'll also throw in items that used to belong to

937
00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:49.519
<v Speaker 1>the previous diala lama who has now either died or

938
00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:52.159
<v Speaker 1>it is too old to do the job. And if

939
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:54.800
<v Speaker 1>the child goes yay, that picks up a pair of

940
00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:58.880
<v Speaker 1>eyeglasses and yeah, these are mine, It's like, okay, reincarnation, Okay,

941
00:40:58.920 --> 00:40:59.880
<v Speaker 1>you're the next Larmer kid.

942
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Interesting, but how many

943
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:05.480
<v Speaker 2>things that I put on the tables like a one

944
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:06.039
<v Speaker 2>in five chance?

945
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but yeah, I don't think scientology actually has the

946
00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:13.679
<v Speaker 1>kind of thing where it's like, well, you're the new

947
00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:16.599
<v Speaker 1>l Ron Hubbard. I think they've just taken that and

948
00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:17.079
<v Speaker 1>ran with it.

949
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:18.599
<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of this, though, if you're going

950
00:41:18.639 --> 00:41:24.719
<v Speaker 2>to take down scientology and the ridiculousness that it's perceived

951
00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:27.400
<v Speaker 2>as by many people, the story that's written by al

952
00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:29.719
<v Speaker 2>Ron Hubbard. I don't think you should be making anything up.

953
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:31.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't think they would have made anything up. I mean,

954
00:41:31.519 --> 00:41:35.320
<v Speaker 2>obviously the characters are a bit like the president. I'm

955
00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:37.159
<v Speaker 2>not sure he is a president based on anyone in particular.

956
00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:38.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

957
00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:43.800
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean there are sort of high profile scientology personalities.

958
00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:45.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to remember who at the top. I think

959
00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:48.119
<v Speaker 1>one of his named David Muskavidge or Shelling. They may

960
00:41:48.199 --> 00:41:48.800
<v Speaker 1>be his wife.

961
00:41:49.559 --> 00:41:51.920
<v Speaker 2>I think the whole point should be this is what

962
00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:54.039
<v Speaker 2>it actually is. You'd be the judge of whether you

963
00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:56.719
<v Speaker 2>think this is ridiculous or not. Because I don't think

964
00:41:56.760 --> 00:41:58.440
<v Speaker 2>any Mormon one do they ever come out in actually

965
00:41:58.440 --> 00:42:01.039
<v Speaker 2>bad mouth Mormonism or is it just here's what it is.

966
00:42:03.119 --> 00:42:05.800
<v Speaker 1>I think the hard as they go is the whole

967
00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:06.679
<v Speaker 1>dum dum dumb dum.

968
00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:08.119
<v Speaker 2>Dum dumb dum dumb nut where this one here is

969
00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:10.519
<v Speaker 2>they it's actually come out outright and say no, it's

970
00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:11.800
<v Speaker 2>literally a scam.

971
00:42:11.880 --> 00:42:16.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, although when they tell the story of like, hey,

972
00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:18.639
<v Speaker 1>it's Xena when he imprisoned all these people and then

973
00:42:18.920 --> 00:42:21.639
<v Speaker 1>dump their souls in the Hawaiian volcano or something like that,

974
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:24.599
<v Speaker 1>I think you have to have I think underneath saying

975
00:42:24.679 --> 00:42:27.599
<v Speaker 1>this is what they actually believe, because it's so far fatial,

976
00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:30.000
<v Speaker 1>it's so over the top. Yeah, otherwise you go, what

977
00:42:30.039 --> 00:42:30.760
<v Speaker 1>the hell are you talking?

978
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:33.199
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was just parking Stone being ridiculous. But

979
00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:36.079
<v Speaker 2>the thing is, I'm watching this right and before I

980
00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:38.079
<v Speaker 2>read that part, I'm thinking this just sounds like a

981
00:42:38.159 --> 00:42:40.559
<v Speaker 2>nineteen seventy sci fi movie. And then I find it

982
00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:45.519
<v Speaker 2>what the hell? And you actually look him up al

983
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Ron Hubby. The first thing comes under is American author,

984
00:42:48.559 --> 00:42:52.239
<v Speaker 2>not like the leader of Scientology is an author? Yeah,

985
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:54.119
<v Speaker 2>and he was just some pulp writer. I mean, you know,

986
00:42:55.320 --> 00:42:58.159
<v Speaker 2>they made the Scientology film, what that story? Have they

987
00:42:58.199 --> 00:42:59.880
<v Speaker 2>made that into a movie. I don't think so. No.

988
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:03.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean surely that there's bank there somewhere if they

989
00:43:03.400 --> 00:43:06.000
<v Speaker 2>made a Netflix made a Scientology series where it was like,

990
00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:06.760
<v Speaker 2>this is the you.

991
00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:10.039
<v Speaker 1>Mean about the story of SCIENTI how Scientology was established,

992
00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:12.360
<v Speaker 1>the scientology and mythology.

993
00:43:11.880 --> 00:43:14.920
<v Speaker 2>The story mythology that she tells in this episode I

994
00:43:14.960 --> 00:43:16.119
<v Speaker 2>beout the souls and whatnot.

995
00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:18.960
<v Speaker 1>I think there's enough. I think Scientology has enough of

996
00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:21.719
<v Speaker 1>a bad rap that people would go stop trying to

997
00:43:21.719 --> 00:43:23.400
<v Speaker 1>push this propaganda on this. I mean you hear that

998
00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:27.039
<v Speaker 1>so many times in Travala had that movie Phenomenon.

999
00:43:27.079 --> 00:43:28.519
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that one? Yeah, which I thought was

1000
00:43:28.880 --> 00:43:33.159
<v Speaker 2>really sweet. What was that song by Could Change?

1001
00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:34.760
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was actually a pretty sweet movie. I

1002
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:37.880
<v Speaker 1>thought was really good as well. But you have so

1003
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:40.079
<v Speaker 1>many people saying, oh, well, there's a very thinly veiled

1004
00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:41.320
<v Speaker 1>scientology analogy.

1005
00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:42.679
<v Speaker 2>Likewise, we really okay.

1006
00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's another one with Will Smith that I think

1007
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:49.079
<v Speaker 1>people are saying, well, you just put pushing scientology on

1008
00:43:49.159 --> 00:43:51.280
<v Speaker 1>it was even though I don't think Smith is a scientologist.

1009
00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:56.199
<v Speaker 1>So I think anytime people get an inkling was like,

1010
00:43:56.920 --> 00:43:58.360
<v Speaker 1>you're trying to push your religion on us.

1011
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:00.840
<v Speaker 2>Don't do that. Yeah. I think if Netflix or anyone

1012
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:01.199
<v Speaker 2>was like.

1013
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:04.199
<v Speaker 1>Here's the truth, the true story of how scientology was great,

1014
00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:07.519
<v Speaker 1>that people would go now, sorry not interested.

1015
00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:11.400
<v Speaker 2>Was scientology in the mainstream of much before this episode?

1016
00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:14.119
<v Speaker 2>Was this the first real hit piece of scientology.

1017
00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:16.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was. I think this was a

1018
00:44:16.960 --> 00:44:20.480
<v Speaker 1>I think around this time was when people going, so.

1019
00:44:20.519 --> 00:44:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Is this the first time someone came out and like

1020
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:24.440
<v Speaker 2>just really took it down in.

1021
00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:28.920
<v Speaker 1>A fictional context. Probably, And I think maybe the most

1022
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:29.599
<v Speaker 1>high profile.

1023
00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:31.559
<v Speaker 2>I think south Park given like this point, like south

1024
00:44:31.559 --> 00:44:32.840
<v Speaker 2>Park was still one of the biggest shows in the world

1025
00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:34.440
<v Speaker 2>at the sure still is one of the bigger shows

1026
00:44:34.440 --> 00:44:36.360
<v Speaker 2>in the world. I think them taking it down would do,

1027
00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:38.159
<v Speaker 2>like I said, in such a hit to their credibility

1028
00:44:38.480 --> 00:44:40.559
<v Speaker 2>that I think I don't think they've ever really recovered,

1029
00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:42.440
<v Speaker 2>because I think a whole generation of us grew up

1030
00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:46.239
<v Speaker 2>with this episode and going, oh well, Parker and Stone Italian,

1031
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:48.000
<v Speaker 2>this is ridiculous that we're just going to buy that.

1032
00:44:48.320 --> 00:44:50.239
<v Speaker 1>It almost got nipped in the bud in some way.

1033
00:44:50.440 --> 00:44:52.440
<v Speaker 1>It felt like Scientology was kind of on the rise

1034
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:55.199
<v Speaker 1>throughout the throughout the nineties and early two thousands.

1035
00:44:55.320 --> 00:44:56.400
<v Speaker 2>Was this episode to be part of that?

1036
00:44:56.440 --> 00:44:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Do you think I'd say it was part of a

1037
00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:01.679
<v Speaker 1>multi pronged sault.

1038
00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1039
00:45:02.880 --> 00:45:04.480
<v Speaker 1>I think there are a few documentaries and books and

1040
00:45:04.599 --> 00:45:05.559
<v Speaker 1>articles of saying but.

1041
00:45:05.519 --> 00:45:07.360
<v Speaker 2>The kids are watching this though, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1042
00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:10.360
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah. But the generation of us grew up watching

1043
00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:14.360
<v Speaker 2>this going scientology because of this episode. Quite possibly so,

1044
00:45:14.360 --> 00:45:16.440
<v Speaker 2>so Stan has gone to do his his levels of

1045
00:45:16.440 --> 00:45:17.800
<v Speaker 2>the facet through to the President. I like it, they

1046
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:21.239
<v Speaker 2>said face through to the president, not of the United States. Scientology.

1047
00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:23.719
<v Speaker 2>It's all within their own bubble stands then told to

1048
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:25.960
<v Speaker 2>take out the garbage, and all the scientologists are out

1049
00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:31.039
<v Speaker 2>the front celebrating. I love He's wonderful. It's wonderful. And

1050
00:45:31.079 --> 00:45:33.400
<v Speaker 2>the President arrives in his Copton and explains to Stand

1051
00:45:33.400 --> 00:45:35.280
<v Speaker 2>that he is the reincarnation of al Roon Hubbard, and

1052
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:37.119
<v Speaker 2>the parents say, we don't want him to join any

1053
00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:38.760
<v Speaker 2>cults or anything like that. I know he's not joining.

1054
00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:42.199
<v Speaker 2>He's going to lead us. And then we get Travolta.

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00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, is it god?

1056
00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:47.800
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it's Judge Travolta.

1057
00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:49.679
<v Speaker 1>Is this where he lives?

1058
00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:52.760
<v Speaker 2>Is this where runob? It is on the gap? It's

1059
00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:55.559
<v Speaker 2>so fun to say, isn't it. And Randy then sends

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00:45:55.559 --> 00:45:58.559
<v Speaker 2>Stan to bed, my mummy and Daddy deal with these people,

1061
00:45:58.760 --> 00:46:00.960
<v Speaker 2>but unfortunately he gets through his and who's in there?

1062
00:46:01.000 --> 00:46:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Tom Cruise.

1063
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:04.360
<v Speaker 1>He was just so happy to see the new the

1064
00:46:04.400 --> 00:46:05.320
<v Speaker 1>new version of l Ron.

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00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:08.440
<v Speaker 2>I did love stand taking him down, because it feels

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00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:11.320
<v Speaker 2>like Tom Cruise in real life would not be able

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00:46:11.320 --> 00:46:13.639
<v Speaker 2>to handle somebody saying to him, I mean you're okay,

1068
00:46:13.679 --> 00:46:15.559
<v Speaker 2>We're not as good as DiCaprio or you know they

1069
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:18.760
<v Speaker 2>guy played the polling dynamite, which was just south. But

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00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:22.599
<v Speaker 2>is he a gene Hackman, Is he a DiCaprio? Does

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00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:24.840
<v Speaker 2>he have the range of them? Do you think I

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00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:29.719
<v Speaker 2>would say? So? Okay, I don't think Tom Cruise can

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00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:31.679
<v Speaker 2>pull off Titanic. I don't think you can.

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00:46:31.599 --> 00:46:34.599
<v Speaker 1>Believe I think he pullft Titanic if he was, if

1075
00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:37.039
<v Speaker 1>he was the age of DiCaprio at that time. Absolutely

1076
00:46:40.719 --> 00:46:42.519
<v Speaker 1>it is a better actor than he's given credit for.

1077
00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:44.639
<v Speaker 2>I didn't live through the heart throb era of Cruise

1078
00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:46.679
<v Speaker 2>is the thing.

1079
00:46:47.199 --> 00:46:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Other people have talked about this certainly, But I mean

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00:46:48.960 --> 00:46:52.679
<v Speaker 1>if you look at young Cruise in say the Risky

1081
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:56.199
<v Speaker 1>Business or whatever, in that era, in the whole, in

1082
00:46:56.239 --> 00:46:58.480
<v Speaker 1>the whole b brad Pack era, so leading up the

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00:46:58.559 --> 00:47:01.039
<v Speaker 1>top gun, you seeadism as he sort of a young

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00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:04.440
<v Speaker 1>man around town and he had kind of not necessarily

1085
00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:07.280
<v Speaker 1>a bad boy image, but he was kind of like

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00:47:08.039 --> 00:47:11.039
<v Speaker 1>this kind of looks pretty fucking cool and a little dangerous.

1087
00:47:11.559 --> 00:47:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah there's a picture. Yeah, there's a picture.

1088
00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:16.159
<v Speaker 1>Of him and Rebecca to Mourney from Ricky in the

1089
00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:20.599
<v Speaker 1>fantastic Black of White photo. And it's like, holy shit,

1090
00:47:20.679 --> 00:47:23.280
<v Speaker 1>there's the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life.

1091
00:47:23.360 --> 00:47:25.480
<v Speaker 1>And he's next to Rebecca, to Mornay, who's maybe the

1092
00:47:25.519 --> 00:47:27.880
<v Speaker 1>hottest woman you've seen in your life. Say, this is

1093
00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:32.199
<v Speaker 1>like primo eighties big screen sex appeal. I don't think

1094
00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:34.440
<v Speaker 1>he pushes himself enough now, and hopefully he's going to

1095
00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:37.159
<v Speaker 1>start doing that. When we did our episode the Movie

1096
00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Guide with Marltin Davis talking about what we're looking forward

1097
00:47:39.320 --> 00:47:41.400
<v Speaker 1>to this year, one of the things that I talked

1098
00:47:41.440 --> 00:47:45.599
<v Speaker 1>about was this movie called Digger. It's directed by aleandrou

1099
00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:47.880
<v Speaker 1>the director of Birdman and The Revenant, and it's got

1100
00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:53.159
<v Speaker 1>CRUs in the lead and supposedly sort of like actual acting.

1101
00:47:53.199 --> 00:47:55.639
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's not I'm jumping off buildings or I'm

1102
00:47:56.159 --> 00:47:57.960
<v Speaker 1>diving to the bottom of the ocean or something. He's

1103
00:47:58.599 --> 00:47:59.719
<v Speaker 1>playing a real character in.

1104
00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:00.199
<v Speaker 2>A real movie.

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00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:02.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I don't miss disrespect some of the other

1106
00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:04.400
<v Speaker 1>stuff he's done, because even in like Top Gun, Maverick

1107
00:48:04.480 --> 00:48:07.159
<v Speaker 1>or you know, he's doing real acting in that that's

1108
00:48:07.159 --> 00:48:09.519
<v Speaker 1>scene with Kilmer at the end of in the middle

1109
00:48:09.559 --> 00:48:12.239
<v Speaker 1>of Top Gun, Maverick is like, should these guys are

1110
00:48:12.320 --> 00:48:13.239
<v Speaker 1>working really well together?

1111
00:48:13.880 --> 00:48:15.320
<v Speaker 2>So is he?

1112
00:48:15.400 --> 00:48:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Daniel day lewis No, but now I would put him

1113
00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:20.239
<v Speaker 1>on like par would say, DiCaprio.

1114
00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:23.159
<v Speaker 2>Do you think he would be able to handle criticism.

1115
00:48:23.559 --> 00:48:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the other thing. I think he's worked so

1116
00:48:25.639 --> 00:48:29.159
<v Speaker 1>hard to be taken seriously in so many ways.

1117
00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:32.199
<v Speaker 2>Why can't it Why would he not be taken seriously?

1118
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:35.679
<v Speaker 2>Why does he have to work seriously? I don't know.

1119
00:48:35.679 --> 00:48:37.239
<v Speaker 1>I think if you had someone who said to them,

1120
00:48:37.199 --> 00:48:40.719
<v Speaker 1>it's like they're not meaning like, oh, Tom Cruise, you suck.

1121
00:48:40.760 --> 00:48:42.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like, hey, you're pretty good, you're bad as good

1122
00:48:42.920 --> 00:48:43.880
<v Speaker 1>as this that was like.

1123
00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:46.119
<v Speaker 2>Putting him down. He it's like, you're good, You're okay.

1124
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:48.960
<v Speaker 1>And also look stands what an eight year old kid

1125
00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:51.519
<v Speaker 1>is like, Yeah, I like the guy from Napoleon Dynamite.

1126
00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:56.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's also not a bad actor. John Heat, John Heater. Yes.

1127
00:48:56.239 --> 00:48:58.320
<v Speaker 2>But then of course this is where Cruz jumps into

1128
00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:00.400
<v Speaker 2>the closet and he won't come out, Just to be

1129
00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:03.400
<v Speaker 2>bluntly obvious, Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.

1130
00:49:03.679 --> 00:49:06.440
<v Speaker 2>And that's again I do think they went a little

1131
00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:10.760
<v Speaker 2>too hard with it, Like we got the idea is

1132
00:49:11.679 --> 00:49:13.320
<v Speaker 2>that a cape for your thing? Where it's like in

1133
00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:15.440
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and five it would have been it would

1134
00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:17.360
<v Speaker 2>probably would have slay, right, would have been hilarious, wouldn't

1135
00:49:17.400 --> 00:49:18.400
<v Speaker 2>it initially?

1136
00:49:18.440 --> 00:49:20.079
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I think it's a cape thing where it's

1137
00:49:20.119 --> 00:49:23.239
<v Speaker 1>like ray ray, Ray, Ray, stop being funny, Ray, Greg,

1138
00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:24.159
<v Speaker 1>you're funny again.

1139
00:49:24.199 --> 00:49:25.639
<v Speaker 2>Because they picked the right time to do it too,

1140
00:49:25.639 --> 00:49:27.239
<v Speaker 2>because as you were saying, this was the couch here,

1141
00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:29.039
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't on the couch and it was almost like

1142
00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:31.440
<v Speaker 2>he was, he said, taking his first real proper hits

1143
00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:33.639
<v Speaker 2>and it was not a punching bag. But it's like, no, no,

1144
00:49:33.760 --> 00:49:35.360
<v Speaker 2>we can diss on this guy. Oh yeah, It's like

1145
00:49:35.400 --> 00:49:37.800
<v Speaker 2>that line in The Godfather was like ten years ago

1146
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:39.039
<v Speaker 2>and never would have been able to get to him

1147
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:42.880
<v Speaker 2>like you can. There's a lot of it. Jealousy too,

1148
00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:46.280
<v Speaker 2>is it because he just had everything? It happens with everybody.

1149
00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:49.039
<v Speaker 2>It happens with every step with Pratt I remember recently. Yeah,

1150
00:49:49.039 --> 00:49:51.239
<v Speaker 2>everyone's like we're sick of Pratt. I mean, I was wondering.

1151
00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:53.400
<v Speaker 2>I was like, nothing against the guy, but does he

1152
00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:58.800
<v Speaker 2>have to be in fucking everything Pedro Pascal, sure and everything.

1153
00:49:59.079 --> 00:49:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Jennifer Lawrence.

1154
00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it happens to Everyone's like we've give us a

1155
00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:06.679
<v Speaker 1>chance to either take you down a peg and not

1156
00:50:06.760 --> 00:50:08.639
<v Speaker 1>love you, and then we'll love you. Again like Hudson

1157
00:50:08.639 --> 00:50:10.239
<v Speaker 1>went away, came back and song some blur and I'm like,

1158
00:50:10.280 --> 00:50:13.559
<v Speaker 1>I love you again. I love She was fantastic in

1159
00:50:13.559 --> 00:50:16.119
<v Speaker 1>that movie. I told you, man, she's really good like she.

1160
00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:19.599
<v Speaker 2>Who could she lose to because she could easily win

1161
00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Best Actress for that role.

1162
00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:24.920
<v Speaker 1>As Leonard on Our showed that said the other day,

1163
00:50:24.960 --> 00:50:28.360
<v Speaker 1>the front runner is this Irish actress named Jesse Buckley. Yeah,

1164
00:50:28.400 --> 00:50:30.440
<v Speaker 1>in a movie called Hamnet. She's apparently very very good

1165
00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:31.760
<v Speaker 1>in it. I like Jesse Buckley a lot.

1166
00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:33.159
<v Speaker 2>Straight is own.

1167
00:50:33.239 --> 00:50:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Rose Burn is apparently like the second front runner front

1168
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:40.280
<v Speaker 1>runner up. I'm not sure, but for a movie called

1169
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:42.000
<v Speaker 1>If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You, which apparently he's

1170
00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:45.719
<v Speaker 1>really good. We might have underrated rose Burn for very

1171
00:50:46.000 --> 00:50:48.559
<v Speaker 1>I know I did for a while, and then all

1172
00:50:48.559 --> 00:50:50.679
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden it's like, holy shit, you're a really

1173
00:50:50.719 --> 00:50:52.800
<v Speaker 1>good at comedy. Wait a minute, you're a really good

1174
00:50:52.800 --> 00:50:54.039
<v Speaker 1>at drama too, what the hell?

1175
00:50:54.920 --> 00:50:57.239
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, check out the movie Guy with Malton and

1176
00:50:57.280 --> 00:50:59.519
<v Speaker 2>Davis by all means yeah, And check out song Sung Blue,

1177
00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:01.440
<v Speaker 2>which it both down on our really dick and you're

1178
00:51:01.440 --> 00:51:04.119
<v Speaker 2>gonna be reviewing it in the movie Guys, and you're

1179
00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:06.199
<v Speaker 2>gonna be doing an Oscar special in the coming weeks

1180
00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:07.800
<v Speaker 2>as well. We are who you think is going to win.

1181
00:51:08.280 --> 00:51:10.039
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<v Speaker 2>slash four figure discout. So as we'll say, though, So

1189
00:51:34.199 --> 00:51:35.679
<v Speaker 2>Cruise is now in the closet and they've got the

1190
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:37.199
<v Speaker 2>news report at the front. He's been there for four

1191
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:39.039
<v Speaker 2>hours and whatnot. He won't come out the Please try

1192
00:51:39.039 --> 00:51:40.920
<v Speaker 2>and talk him out, but he won't come out. I did.

1193
00:51:41.480 --> 00:51:42.719
<v Speaker 2>We haven't got to it yet, but I did love

1194
00:51:42.760 --> 00:51:45.000
<v Speaker 2>the interaction with Nicole Kipmen, which we'll get to, yes,

1195
00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:47.519
<v Speaker 2>But first of all, they call in R. Kelly who

1196
00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:49.800
<v Speaker 2>sings a parody of his song so tratting the class

1197
00:51:49.840 --> 00:51:53.079
<v Speaker 2>as a song, and I didn't get that. I'm like, why,

1198
00:51:53.159 --> 00:51:55.400
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't wait on? Why is R Kelly here? I

1199
00:51:55.400 --> 00:51:56.639
<v Speaker 2>am so lost.

1200
00:51:58.440 --> 00:52:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Also, are we aware of the whole Kelly machagots at

1201
00:52:01.880 --> 00:52:04.760
<v Speaker 1>this time? I mean, was it common knowledge that I

1202
00:52:04.760 --> 00:52:06.880
<v Speaker 1>think people knew that he was you know, maybe bring

1203
00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:08.400
<v Speaker 1>a little bathroom play into the bedroom.

1204
00:52:08.679 --> 00:52:10.960
<v Speaker 2>It's one of those business if you're in the business,

1205
00:52:11.000 --> 00:52:13.519
<v Speaker 2>you know, but it wasn't publicly and yeah, maybe wood

1206
00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:17.280
<v Speaker 2>was getting out. It's kind of like yeah, yeah, not

1207
00:52:17.280 --> 00:52:18.920
<v Speaker 2>good at all. And then it's like, oh no, he's

1208
00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:21.559
<v Speaker 2>he's a monster. So then the president please can we

1209
00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:23.800
<v Speaker 2>please have him be a new leader. But this is

1210
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:25.599
<v Speaker 2>where he says to stand stand, do you want to

1211
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:29.519
<v Speaker 2>hear the great doctrine of the life behind scientology? Sure? Okay,

1212
00:52:29.559 --> 00:52:32.960
<v Speaker 2>but they make Randy and Sharon leave and they explained

1213
00:52:33.000 --> 00:52:35.559
<v Speaker 2>it all. It's seventy five million years ago. Basically, there

1214
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:39.800
<v Speaker 2>was a federation governed galactic federation governed by Lord Xenu. Xenu.

1215
00:52:40.039 --> 00:52:42.800
<v Speaker 2>He thought they were like overpopulated, so he froze the aliens,

1216
00:52:43.159 --> 00:52:45.280
<v Speaker 2>sent them to Earth to be thrown into throw them

1217
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:48.920
<v Speaker 2>into the volcanoes. Then when they thought out their souls,

1218
00:52:48.920 --> 00:52:51.119
<v Speaker 2>tried to escape, but he had sole catching machines, which

1219
00:52:51.159 --> 00:52:54.480
<v Speaker 2>he they caught them and then made them watch brainwashing programs.

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00:52:54.519 --> 00:52:58.280
<v Speaker 2>It's too bad, and then set them out to sent

1221
00:52:58.360 --> 00:53:00.000
<v Speaker 2>them out to the world, and they went to people,

1222
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:01.079
<v Speaker 2>and that's why people are depressed.

1223
00:53:01.400 --> 00:53:03.760
<v Speaker 1>It's too bad that the camera is actually the batteries

1224
00:53:03.840 --> 00:53:05.599
<v Speaker 1>ran out just as Daniel was explaining this, because you

1225
00:53:05.639 --> 00:53:07.679
<v Speaker 1>couldn't see the look in his eyes as he was

1226
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:12.360
<v Speaker 1>trying to explain this. It was increasingly desperately, and then

1227
00:53:13.079 --> 00:53:15.039
<v Speaker 1>volcanoes and then their spirits went.

1228
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like, oh God, it's just yes. Anyway, if

1229
00:53:19.320 --> 00:53:21.000
<v Speaker 2>you want to believe it, believe it. But yeah, man,

1230
00:53:21.039 --> 00:53:23.039
<v Speaker 2>it causes the fear, confusion, the problems that we lived

1231
00:53:23.079 --> 00:53:24.920
<v Speaker 2>to this day, and they are Stan. Can you pick

1232
00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:27.519
<v Speaker 2>up where al Ron Hubbard lived? I took left from.

1233
00:53:28.239 --> 00:53:30.480
<v Speaker 2>So then Hubbard said that he you know, he said,

1234
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:32.119
<v Speaker 2>he closed his eyes and he'd write down whatever came

1235
00:53:32.119 --> 00:53:35.079
<v Speaker 2>to his mind. So meanwhile, though, they sending Nicole Kidman

1236
00:53:35.119 --> 00:53:38.840
<v Speaker 2>to talk to Cruz. I love this there, Nicole.

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00:53:41.760 --> 00:53:46.960
<v Speaker 4>Tom, It's Nicole, Nicole Tom. Don't you think this has

1238
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:49.440
<v Speaker 4>gone on long enough? It's time for you to come

1239
00:53:49.440 --> 00:53:50.199
<v Speaker 4>out of the closet.

1240
00:53:51.760 --> 00:53:53.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm not in the closet.

1241
00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:56.039
<v Speaker 4>Yes you are, Tom, and you need to just end

1242
00:53:56.039 --> 00:53:59.159
<v Speaker 4>this and come out. I'm not going to think any

1243
00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:01.239
<v Speaker 4>differently of you. Kate is not going to think any

1244
00:54:01.280 --> 00:54:03.280
<v Speaker 4>differently of you. You don't need to be in that

1245
00:54:03.320 --> 00:54:04.119
<v Speaker 4>closet anymore.

1246
00:54:04.119 --> 00:54:07.239
<v Speaker 2>Tom, I'm not in here at all.

1247
00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:09.920
<v Speaker 4>Yes you are, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not in a closet. Then Stan starts writing his

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00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:17.760
<v Speaker 2>stories down. The boys are going to the movies. They

1250
00:54:17.760 --> 00:54:18.920
<v Speaker 2>invite him, but he says he's not going to be

1251
00:54:18.960 --> 00:54:20.480
<v Speaker 2>coming case he's writing his stories down. They say they

1252
00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:22.159
<v Speaker 2>wuld be concerned about him because of this cult that

1253
00:54:22.280 --> 00:54:24.719
<v Speaker 2>is joining, and he immediately gets defensive, which is what

1254
00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:28.320
<v Speaker 2>many religious people do, exactly what someone on a cult

1255
00:54:28.320 --> 00:54:30.960
<v Speaker 2>would say. It's not even religious anything that you believe in.

1256
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:33.599
<v Speaker 2>It's like, you realize this is not really what you

1257
00:54:33.639 --> 00:54:35.119
<v Speaker 2>think it is. It's like, no, no, it is. You

1258
00:54:35.159 --> 00:54:37.880
<v Speaker 2>get real defensive about it. Kyle explains to him, you

1259
00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:39.480
<v Speaker 2>realize that Hubbard was just a guy lives on a

1260
00:54:39.480 --> 00:54:41.320
<v Speaker 2>boat with young boys, and he was busted by the

1261
00:54:41.320 --> 00:54:43.880
<v Speaker 2>FEDS as a result. Stand says, no, you don't know

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00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:46.639
<v Speaker 2>the secret truth that you know. You can only know

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00:54:46.800 --> 00:54:48.639
<v Speaker 2>by being part of the part of the faith of

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00:54:48.719 --> 00:54:51.039
<v Speaker 2>several years. And he was depressed. But now we have

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00:54:51.119 --> 00:54:54.079
<v Speaker 2>found meaning, so they all leave. The boys leave for

1266
00:54:54.119 --> 00:54:56.119
<v Speaker 2>Cartman says, don't worry, I still hate Kyle more than

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00:54:56.159 --> 00:54:58.880
<v Speaker 2>you do. We come back from commercial Natural Volta, just

1268
00:54:58.880 --> 00:55:01.119
<v Speaker 2>trying to talk Cruise out of the closet, but unfortunately

1269
00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:03.760
<v Speaker 2>he goes in and and he does not want to

1270
00:55:03.760 --> 00:55:09.199
<v Speaker 2>come out because he isn't here see goat then the

1271
00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:11.280
<v Speaker 2>news now saying now John de Volter was also in

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00:55:11.320 --> 00:55:14.079
<v Speaker 2>the closet. Kelley sings he song again, then threatens to

1273
00:55:14.119 --> 00:55:17.280
<v Speaker 2>kill a woman unless they come out. The president of

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00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Scientology is a fan of Stand's new writing. However, he

1275
00:55:21.000 --> 00:55:22.519
<v Speaker 2>has these new rules, and one of the new rules

1276
00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:24.280
<v Speaker 2>is that we will no longer be charging people to

1277
00:55:24.320 --> 00:55:25.920
<v Speaker 2>join the church, and he can't take this. He can't

1278
00:55:25.960 --> 00:55:30.119
<v Speaker 2>sanction such affoonery because as stances to really be a church,

1279
00:55:30.199 --> 00:55:32.440
<v Speaker 2>we can't charge people for their help for our helm

1280
00:55:32.679 --> 00:55:34.920
<v Speaker 2>and explains that this whole thing is just a global

1281
00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:37.639
<v Speaker 2>scam and then says, if you do this with me,

1282
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:39.760
<v Speaker 2>we can both make three million dollars. As a resultant

1283
00:55:39.800 --> 00:55:43.559
<v Speaker 2>Stand gets sucked. Anyone I get you now then it's

1284
00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:45.960
<v Speaker 2>for a news report, and they explain that they still

1285
00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:47.480
<v Speaker 2>won't come out of the closet. So they send in

1286
00:55:47.719 --> 00:55:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Kelly to get them out. They start singing back to

1287
00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:52.280
<v Speaker 2>him that we're not going to come out of yes,

1288
00:55:52.920 --> 00:55:54.760
<v Speaker 2>and then he pulls out his gun. They open the

1289
00:55:54.760 --> 00:55:56.480
<v Speaker 2>door and he goes in and he likes it too.

1290
00:55:57.079 --> 00:56:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Reassume yeah Yes. Then then as it introduces Stan to

1291
00:56:01.920 --> 00:56:04.119
<v Speaker 2>promote his new doctrine before they release it for a

1292
00:56:04.159 --> 00:56:07.960
<v Speaker 2>small norminal fee to the casual scientologists out there. But

1293
00:56:08.119 --> 00:56:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Stan can't go through. He can't go through with it.

1294
00:56:09.800 --> 00:56:11.559
<v Speaker 2>You know, he's got the gear on, he's dressed up,

1295
00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:14.039
<v Speaker 2>and he says, we all want to know where we

1296
00:56:14.119 --> 00:56:16.039
<v Speaker 2>come from. We all want you know, the reason as

1297
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:18.679
<v Speaker 2>to why we're here, and sometimes we want it so

1298
00:56:18.719 --> 00:56:21.360
<v Speaker 2>bad that we'll believe absolutely anything in order to feel

1299
00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:23.880
<v Speaker 2>like we've got some sort of answer. And he says,

1300
00:56:23.920 --> 00:56:25.480
<v Speaker 2>there's all just a big scam, and they all just

1301
00:56:25.519 --> 00:56:27.800
<v Speaker 2>threaten to sue him. We're going to see your house

1302
00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:30.119
<v Speaker 2>and your balls and your balls. Then there's a new

1303
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:33.719
<v Speaker 2>report saying that a cruise and chavals have come out

1304
00:56:33.719 --> 00:56:35.920
<v Speaker 2>of the closet. Finally, now we see I Kelly come out.

1305
00:56:35.960 --> 00:56:38.199
<v Speaker 2>It looks like he's a bit hurt or he's like

1306
00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:40.800
<v Speaker 2>holding his stone, like he said, like hunched over, like

1307
00:56:40.840 --> 00:56:42.880
<v Speaker 2>did they really have sex with him? Is that what

1308
00:56:42.880 --> 00:56:46.960
<v Speaker 2>they're implying now it's not really focused on, but he

1309
00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:47.800
<v Speaker 2>has like a real.

1310
00:56:47.719 --> 00:56:49.679
<v Speaker 1>Maybe they've taken shots at R Kelly.

1311
00:56:49.559 --> 00:56:52.639
<v Speaker 2>Possibly who knows. Yeah, but Cruising threatens to sue stand

1312
00:56:52.679 --> 00:56:55.280
<v Speaker 2>as well. And again this ending just seems like Parker

1313
00:56:55.280 --> 00:57:00.559
<v Speaker 2>and Stone saying scientologists being a big if you yes, indeed,

1314
00:57:00.679 --> 00:57:01.280
<v Speaker 2>and you.

1315
00:57:01.239 --> 00:57:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Watch the credits and everything is credited to Jane or

1316
00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:05.480
<v Speaker 1>John Smith John Smith exactly.

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00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:09.039
<v Speaker 2>Yes. So overall, yeah, as I said, very culturally significant

1318
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<v Speaker 2>this episode. I wouldn't call it the funniest. I enjoyed

1319
00:57:11.599 --> 00:57:13.719
<v Speaker 2>it because again I lived through two thousand and five.

1320
00:57:13.840 --> 00:57:16.400
<v Speaker 2>I know what they were implying, what they're talking about here,

1321
00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:18.920
<v Speaker 2>But I don't think this really holds up in twenty

1322
00:57:18.960 --> 00:57:20.920
<v Speaker 2>twenty six as much as I thought it would.

1323
00:57:21.000 --> 00:57:22.599
<v Speaker 1>No, No, it's a bit of a time capsule more

1324
00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:23.280
<v Speaker 1>than anything else.

1325
00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:27.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but again that's fine. That does means a bad

1326
00:57:27.320 --> 00:57:30.800
<v Speaker 2>episode because I think the best episodes of South Park.

1327
00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:33.119
<v Speaker 2>So when you watch South Park, what do you want?

1328
00:57:33.159 --> 00:57:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Do you want ones that are willing to that are

1329
00:57:35.800 --> 00:57:37.679
<v Speaker 2>that time capture where that you can't believe they did

1330
00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:40.320
<v Speaker 2>what they did at that time really push the boundaries

1331
00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:43.360
<v Speaker 2>or do you want pure long standing comedy.

1332
00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:46.760
<v Speaker 1>I think I want more sort of solid character driven comedy,

1333
00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:50.840
<v Speaker 1>more evergreen stuff. Yeah, I mean I think why when

1334
00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:52.800
<v Speaker 1>they tackle topics like this and they tend to do

1335
00:57:52.840 --> 00:57:54.559
<v Speaker 1>it pretty fearlessly, which I appreciate.

1336
00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Ah, but yeah, this is.

1337
00:57:57.000 --> 00:57:59.480
<v Speaker 1>An episode that I would certainly that I would really

1338
00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:02.840
<v Speaker 1>go back to. I mean over say something like say

1339
00:58:03.000 --> 00:58:05.519
<v Speaker 1>Erection Day for instance. I mean it's like, oh, this

1340
00:58:05.599 --> 00:58:08.519
<v Speaker 1>is just there's the gift that keeps on giving, whereas like,

1341
00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:09.599
<v Speaker 1>this is fun.

1342
00:58:09.360 --> 00:58:10.199
<v Speaker 2>It's good to revisit.

1343
00:58:10.280 --> 00:58:12.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we felt that way about Silent only Oh

1344
00:58:12.960 --> 00:58:14.760
<v Speaker 1>Tom might come out of the closet, right, But.

1345
00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:18.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't really feel like scientology isn't seen as negatively anymore.

1346
00:58:18.800 --> 00:58:20.639
<v Speaker 2>It's just seen as almost like a punchline now, isn't

1347
00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:21.760
<v Speaker 2>It's like oh.

1348
00:58:21.480 --> 00:58:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's almost like I want to phrase this carefully.

1349
00:58:25.920 --> 00:58:28.679
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like anyone who sort of gets into scientology

1350
00:58:28.719 --> 00:58:29.480
<v Speaker 1>and is like, oh.

1351
00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:30.480
<v Speaker 2>No, this is what it was like.

1352
00:58:31.000 --> 00:58:33.320
<v Speaker 1>How did you not know we've been talking about this

1353
00:58:33.320 --> 00:58:36.280
<v Speaker 1>for twenty years. Yeah, you got into the van that

1354
00:58:36.360 --> 00:58:37.679
<v Speaker 1>says free hugs on it.

1355
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm finding that to have sympathy for you. It

1356
00:58:40.360 --> 00:58:44.960
<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter how delicious the candy looks. Don't get in. Yeah,

1357
00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:47.840
<v Speaker 2>but that has been our review. I've Trapped in the Closet.

1358
00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:50.440
<v Speaker 2>The next episode of Going down to south Park. The

1359
00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:53.960
<v Speaker 2>next episode we're reviewing shall be Free Willie's.

1360
00:58:53.840 --> 00:58:56.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have no idea how you say, and I'm

1361
00:58:56.239 --> 00:58:58.239
<v Speaker 1>not looking forward to that episode purely for that.

1362
00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:01.199
<v Speaker 2>And we're gonna doing a mail bag in the future

1363
00:59:01.239 --> 00:59:02.840
<v Speaker 2>as well, so make sure you send through your question

1364
00:59:03.000 --> 00:59:06.320
<v Speaker 2>Southparkmailbag at gmail dot com. We'll get through all those

1365
00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:09.679
<v Speaker 2>questions in the next episode of the south Park mail Bag.

1366
00:59:09.719 --> 00:59:11.480
<v Speaker 2>But this has been a review of Trapped in the Closet,

1367
00:59:11.480 --> 00:59:13.559
<v Speaker 2>mister Davis, and you find the words for those incredible

1368
00:59:13.559 --> 00:59:14.159
<v Speaker 2>listeners out there.
