WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:15.240 Craft Present the Great Gilder Sleeve, the Craft Cheese Company, 2 00:00:15.240 --> 00:00:18.039 who also bring you Bing Crosby every Thursday Night. Present 3 00:00:18.120 --> 00:00:20.440 each week at this time, Harold Perry, as the Great 4 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:30.480 Fielders leave, written by Leonard l Levinson. We'll hear from 5 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:33.240 the Great Yilder Sleeve in just a moment. But first, 6 00:00:33.399 --> 00:00:34.960 do you know what comes to my mind when I 7 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:38.920 think of fresh bread, steaming, hot baked potatoes, tasty pan 8 00:00:39.039 --> 00:00:43.039 fried breakfast eggs, luscious cakes and cookies. Well, I think 9 00:00:43.079 --> 00:00:47.200 of that delicious modern margarine, Parkue margarine made by Kraft. 10 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:51.119 Because Park margarine makes all those good tasting foods taste 11 00:00:51.119 --> 00:00:51.679 even better. 12 00:00:52.200 --> 00:00:54.280 Yes, Park's smooth, delicate. 13 00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:56.960 Flavor makes it grand for table use, makes it a 14 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:59.640 real flavor shortening for baking, mouth watering. 15 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:00.840 Cookies, cake and pastries. 16 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:04.719 Yes, and Park margarine is a delicious seasoning for hot vegetables, 17 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:08.319 makes pan fried foods tastier too. That's why I think 18 00:01:08.359 --> 00:01:11.319 of Park when all sorts of good foods come to mind. 19 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:14.680 And another thing, whether you ser Park margin at the 20 00:01:14.719 --> 00:01:17.000 table or use it for cooking, you can be sure 21 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:20.239 it's good for your family. It's made from selected American 22 00:01:20.239 --> 00:01:23.760 farm products that are wholesome and nourishing. What's more, Park 23 00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:27.120 is a highly nourishing energy food, and every single pound 24 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:31.200 contains nine thousand units of important vitamin A. So try 25 00:01:31.280 --> 00:01:33.480 economical parquet marginmen tomorrow. 26 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:35.159 Just ask your dealer. 27 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:39.400 For Park p A R k Ay the delicious margarin 28 00:01:39.760 --> 00:01:54.439 made by Craft. And now let's visit our friend, the 29 00:01:54.560 --> 00:01:55.920 great Guilders Wave. 30 00:02:05.319 --> 00:02:08.360 Judge Hooker, No thanks, Bertie. I'm warm enough, ny, But 31 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:10.680 a nice fire feels good on a cool night, doesn't it? 32 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:12.680 Gillers sleep? How should I know? You've been blocking the 33 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:15.520 heat in front of this fire all evening. You're not careful, 34 00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:17.000 you'll give yourself a high hot foot? 35 00:02:19.800 --> 00:02:22.000 Gee, uncle, more, don't you think the fire is good 36 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:23.240 for Judge Hooker's ideas? 37 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:24.919 I don't know what you mean, le Roy. 38 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:26.919 Well you said there were just half big y. 39 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:31.199 I don't recall, young man. Isn't it time for you 40 00:02:31.319 --> 00:02:31.800 to be in bed? 41 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:32.159 Yeah? 42 00:02:32.240 --> 00:02:34.000 But you promised I a stap as long as we 43 00:02:34.080 --> 00:02:34.639 had company. 44 00:02:34.759 --> 00:02:39.599 Well that's right, only I never thought the company. Excuse me, Judge, 45 00:02:39.639 --> 00:02:41.360 I guess my foot's falling asleep. 46 00:02:41.639 --> 00:02:44.759 Oh you need h Gilder's leave. I'm going only it's 47 00:02:44.759 --> 00:02:47.680 been so cozy here, and the conversation has been so interesting. 48 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:51.199 Conversation sounded more like a monologue to me. Don't they 49 00:02:51.240 --> 00:02:53.159 let you talk down in your court room? Judge? 50 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:54.800 Oh man, he's just. 51 00:02:56.479 --> 00:02:57.520 Who's lonely in blue? 52 00:02:57.960 --> 00:02:58.159 Why? 53 00:02:58.280 --> 00:03:00.680 Just because I like the family atmosphere, I'm here in 54 00:03:00.759 --> 00:03:03.719 preference to sitting in that big, cold, empty house of mine? 55 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:05.520 Does that mean I'm lonely and blue? 56 00:03:05.759 --> 00:03:07.960 Yes? Otherwise you wouldn't come and stand in front of 57 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:12.680 our fire and get all friendly and pink. Well, maybe 58 00:03:12.680 --> 00:03:14.840 you're right. You know what you need, Judge Hooker some 59 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:16.520 good woman. No, No, I don't. 60 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:18.919 I've tried a dozen housekeepers, but they all quit. 61 00:03:19.240 --> 00:03:21.759 Well personally, I don't blame him. Judge, you're as crusty 62 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:23.080 as a carload of peanut ribble. 63 00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:26.800 What do you mean crushy? I'll have you know that 64 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:30.080 I'm still considered one of Summerfield's most eligible bachelor's. 65 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:38.639 Yeah, eligible for what social security? Leroy? Aren't you in bed? Yet? 66 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:41.479 Another hint? Berdie my cold mad? 67 00:03:41.520 --> 00:03:44.520 Please now, Judge, don't leave just because Leroy is going 68 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:46.719 to bed. How about a game of Old maid a rummy? 69 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:49.319 Oh thanks, Gildy, you play rumming like an old maid. 70 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:50.919 Old maid like a rummy. 71 00:03:52.599 --> 00:03:56.599 Oh a bad loser, eh, judge and be shing buttle up. 72 00:03:56.599 --> 00:04:00.199 Well, I don't blame the government for clapping down on 73 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:00.960 the weather report. 74 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:04.159 H Why Bertie left about this weather is better? 75 00:04:04.400 --> 00:04:06.479 I guess you're right, well the NFE. 76 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:09.439 Folk, Yeah, good night, you little legal loophole. 77 00:04:09.960 --> 00:04:12.479 Now some big too harsh on him, mister gillsleep. 78 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:14.639 The poor man is only hungering for. 79 00:04:14.639 --> 00:04:16.560 Companionship, yes, and our food. 80 00:04:17.079 --> 00:04:19.160 Well, when he looks at you in this nice house 81 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:21.879 with your nice niece nephew and eating all the nice 82 00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:22.360 meals I. 83 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:24.519 Fixed, he gets sold green and looks nice. 84 00:04:24.519 --> 00:04:25.480 Spring is here again. 85 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:28.600 Yeah, you know, deep down, Bertie, I really liked the 86 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:30.839 little dufferty. And when I spoke about him needing a 87 00:04:30.839 --> 00:04:33.000 good woman, I didn't mean an housekeeper. I had a 88 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:33.399 good wife. 89 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:35.279 It's some nice ladies that he might take too. 90 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:37.319 It take two. That'll be big of me. Bertie. You're 91 00:04:37.319 --> 00:04:37.560 really on? 92 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:42.600 Are you gonna off? 93 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:43.040 John? 94 00:04:43.160 --> 00:04:43.360 Well? 95 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:45.199 I don't want to count my chickens before their hats. 96 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:47.079 But Leroy, I thought I told you to go to bed. 97 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:48.319 He been twice. 98 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:50.639 I'm not gonna tell you again that you well, I 99 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:51.399 was getting told. 100 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:54.720 Of monoton Yeah, okay, okay, I'm gonna. 101 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:06.040 Well up at last, he Leroy. The only thing more 102 00:05:06.079 --> 00:05:07.839 difficult than getting you to bed at night is waking 103 00:05:07.839 --> 00:05:08.399 you in the morning. 104 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:10.439 Good morning, hunh, Sarah. 105 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:13.199 Remember what you said last night about finding somebody to 106 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:14.160 marry Judge Hooker? 107 00:05:14.279 --> 00:05:16.560 Well, I didn't mean for you to hear that, young man. 108 00:05:16.680 --> 00:05:19.199 Well, it's lucky I did, because I've got somebody. 109 00:05:18.839 --> 00:05:20.920 All lined up. What do you mean? Who? 110 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:24.959 All my teachers at school, missus Cagle? Boy, The whole 111 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:26.519 class has been trying to figure out a way to 112 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:33.879 get rid of her ever since. If they have, Yeah, well, 113 00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:35.759 I'll be glad when I tell them what judge is 114 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:36.519 gonna marry her? 115 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:39.800 Whoa here, here, wait a minute, Leroy. First, what sort 116 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:41.560 of a lady is this, mister Cagle. 117 00:05:41.879 --> 00:05:44.759 Well, to give you an idea, the kids elected her 118 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:47.079 Miss Poisoned Course of nineteen forty two. 119 00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:52.079 Unanimous. Why she's if she's anything at all like that? 120 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:54.240 Why nominate her for the title of missus Hooker? 121 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:55.000 Is that wrong? 122 00:05:55.319 --> 00:05:57.319 After all, we're trying to make the judge's life right. 123 00:05:57.879 --> 00:05:59.920 Miss Cagle sounds like a drip of the first water. 124 00:06:01.920 --> 00:06:04.439 Oh gee, that's right. I was so anxious to get 125 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:06.639 her off our hands. I didn't realize what a journey 126 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:07.399 trick it would. 127 00:06:07.240 --> 00:06:09.720 Be on the judge. Yes, well, we'll have to think 128 00:06:09.759 --> 00:06:11.839 of somebody else, I guess me. 129 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:12.879 But how about looking here. 130 00:06:12.759 --> 00:06:15.680 In the morning paper, morning paper for what for the bride? 131 00:06:15.800 --> 00:06:17.800 Maybe one of the persons in the personal will turn 132 00:06:17.879 --> 00:06:19.480 out to be the judges dream girl. 133 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:24.879 Thanks, Bertie, no harm in looking. Let me see. Oh, yes, 134 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:29.600 here we are personals. Attractive young lady it blonde wishes 135 00:06:29.639 --> 00:06:32.879 to meet sympathetic gentlemen of means object Hollywood. 136 00:06:33.480 --> 00:06:34.439 No, I don't think. 137 00:06:35.040 --> 00:06:36.560 I don't think that's the judges style. 138 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:37.319 Read the next one. 139 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:38.120 That sounded better. 140 00:06:38.399 --> 00:06:41.639 Yes, here it is well to do widow interested in 141 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:46.839 meeting professional man over fifty, have refined tastes and grand piano. 142 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:50.800 Also private income, own car, and seven delightful children who 143 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:52.000 will add life to any home. 144 00:06:52.319 --> 00:06:56.759 Oh for seven kids? 145 00:06:56.959 --> 00:07:01.879 Yes, wrong number. I'm sorry, Bertie. I'm afraid our little 146 00:07:01.959 --> 00:07:03.800 Justice wouldn't have any peace if we snagged him a 147 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:04.920 helpmate out of the help wanted. 148 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:06.959 Oh keepers looking at the time. I gotta go over 149 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:07.959 to Piggy Bank's house. 150 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:09.040 Yeah, what poor Leroy. 151 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:11.839 His aunt Henrietta is knitting sweaters for the army, and 152 00:07:11.839 --> 00:07:13.800 I'm to bring us some wool Marjorie. 153 00:07:13.439 --> 00:07:15.720 Left for he well, run along by all means. And 154 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:20.279 so Henrietta Banks is in town, Say Henrietta Banks, what's 155 00:07:20.279 --> 00:07:23.040 the matter nothing. She's perfect for Judge Hooker. I mean 156 00:07:23.399 --> 00:07:25.879 she has a nice social position. Her grandfather was the 157 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:30.279 first white child born in this county. And she's really 158 00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:30.920 not bad looking. 159 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:33.639 She I didn't know you knew Piggy's hand uncle more. 160 00:07:33.879 --> 00:07:36.319 Yes, I met her about ten years ago. I remembered 161 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:38.560 I just ripped my trousers before she came over, and 162 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:40.600 I didn't dare get up all the time she was here. 163 00:07:42.680 --> 00:07:44.040 It really was very embarrassing. 164 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:46.839 She sure sounds like the future, miss Judge Hooker. 165 00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:49.720 Yeah, well, I'm gonna try anyway. Let me have that yarn, Leroy, 166 00:07:49.759 --> 00:07:51.639 I'll deliver it. While I'm there, I can sort of 167 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:54.519 subtenly get around talking about the judge and matrimony and 168 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:55.399 things like that. 169 00:07:55.639 --> 00:07:56.839 Well, i'll get your hat in courtra. 170 00:07:57.560 --> 00:08:00.839 What about that appointment you had to get examined French sures, mister. 171 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:03.160 Gil Oh, Yes, the insurance doctors do here in half 172 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:05.800 an hour. You tell him I was called away on business, Bertie, 173 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:07.680 have him come in to day or so. If I'm 174 00:08:07.680 --> 00:08:09.800 going to press the Judge's suit, I better strike while 175 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:14.480 the iron is hot. Thank you, Leroy. You know I'm 176 00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:18.040 getting quite a kick out of this idea. Won't the 177 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:20.199 judge be surprised when he finds out all I'm doing 178 00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:25.480 for him? Well, here I go, good loves. Yes, well, 179 00:08:25.519 --> 00:08:25.959 thank you. 180 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:30.040 He's a pretty squall guy, isn't he, Bertie? 181 00:08:30.319 --> 00:08:30.560 Sure? 182 00:08:31.079 --> 00:08:33.759 Oh no, all that's trouble, just to make two lonely 183 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:34.559 people happy. 184 00:08:34.799 --> 00:08:35.279 That's right. 185 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:38.840 I'm looking at him walking down the street, a regular 186 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:39.840 Dan Cupid. 187 00:08:40.360 --> 00:08:42.559 Yes, he he got to figure for it. 188 00:08:54.799 --> 00:08:56.240 Yeah, yet I'm coming. 189 00:08:58.320 --> 00:09:03.000 Oh yeah, well, well, little Henry other Banks. Why you 190 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:05.200 haven't changed the day since I saw you ten years ago? 191 00:09:05.639 --> 00:09:08.399 I haven't. Oh, you're just being nice. 192 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:10.080 I don't tell me. 193 00:09:10.320 --> 00:09:14.879 I know who you are. You're mister, oh, mister Gilder 194 00:09:14.960 --> 00:09:15.440 or something. 195 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:19.559 That's right, Gilder's sleep the fancy you're remembering me all 196 00:09:19.559 --> 00:09:20.039 this time? 197 00:09:20.279 --> 00:09:22.080 Well, don't you come in, mister Gilder. 198 00:09:23.120 --> 00:09:26.679 I don't mind if I do. My nephew, Leroy Forrest 199 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:28.919 was bringing over this yarn for you, and you happen 200 00:09:29.000 --> 00:09:31.919 to mention your name, and I said, well, never mind. 201 00:09:31.919 --> 00:09:36.120 You'd be surprised when I said, well I. 202 00:09:36.080 --> 00:09:37.679 Have a chair, Well don't you'll take you. 203 00:09:38.919 --> 00:09:41.720 I can't imagine how you could remember me, after all, 204 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:45.000 we only met once before, and you seem so shy. 205 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:48.759 Then you're shy. Oh, yes, I remember. That was just 206 00:09:48.799 --> 00:09:52.000 a temporary bashmless on my part. I suppose I was 207 00:09:52.039 --> 00:09:54.000 just afraid of making the wrong impression. 208 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:56.919 Oh as if you could. 209 00:09:56.720 --> 00:10:01.919 Have, as if I couldn't have. But tell me, Miss Banks, 210 00:10:02.279 --> 00:10:04.840 or rather Henrietta, that is, if you don't mind. 211 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:07.159 Oh no, no, not at all. 212 00:10:09.720 --> 00:10:11.399 When Leroy told me that you were here, I was 213 00:10:11.440 --> 00:10:16.240 greatly surprised to hear that you were still Miss Banks. Yes, my, 214 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:18.120 but I'll bet you put up a gallant fight against 215 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:19.960 all the men who must have wanted to change your name. 216 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:24.120 Well, some girls like a certain independent. 217 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:27.159 Well I knew that would be the trouble. That attitude 218 00:10:27.200 --> 00:10:30.000 of yours is hardly pair to us a poor man, Henrietta. 219 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:31.799 Oh do you think so? 220 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:39.440 Absolutely? My marriage is the most delightful of partnerships. If 221 00:10:39.519 --> 00:10:42.559 I'm told, it reminds me if there's someone right here 222 00:10:42.600 --> 00:10:44.480 in this town. Who'll be just wonderful for you. 223 00:10:44.639 --> 00:10:46.960 Oh really, now, I don't know what I know what 224 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:47.759 you're talking. 225 00:10:47.519 --> 00:10:58.879 About, Henrietta, you do too, I do not. Well, I'm 226 00:10:58.919 --> 00:11:01.159 not going to mention any name, but this follow well 227 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:04.279 he's been awfully lonesome when I heard your name this morning, 228 00:11:04.320 --> 00:11:06.000 I mean when he heard. 229 00:11:05.799 --> 00:11:07.440 Your Yeah, yes, I understand. 230 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:09.039 Well that is he is. 231 00:11:09.159 --> 00:11:13.480 I mean, oh, you haven't changed the business. 232 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:16.159 You're just as dashful and boy as as you wear. 233 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:19.879 The first time, well you know, I wasn't quite prepared, 234 00:11:19.919 --> 00:11:22.720 and possibly I better come back another time. Yes, I 235 00:11:22.720 --> 00:11:24.799 think I should go now, and you'll be hearing from 236 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:31.440 me later. I will hello, goodbye, not goodbye, o revoir. 237 00:11:47.200 --> 00:11:52.440 Oh hello Martha, Martha, you're acquainted with everyone in summer Fields. 238 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:54.840 Well tell me all you. 239 00:11:54.840 --> 00:12:00.399 Know about this mister guiltlessly yea, yes, that's the one. 240 00:12:00.799 --> 00:12:08.159 Did you no, Well, what do you know? 241 00:12:10.399 --> 00:12:11.679 No? 242 00:12:11.679 --> 00:12:11.799 No? 243 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:17.799 Oh no, wa mauky me. 244 00:12:28.679 --> 00:12:31.320 All the up cases I've ever had to listen to 245 00:12:31.399 --> 00:12:33.600 in all my last Oh, hello, gildish leap. 246 00:12:34.200 --> 00:12:35.000 Glad you got then? 247 00:12:35.360 --> 00:12:36.000 How's everything? 248 00:12:36.039 --> 00:12:38.080 I mean, A long better than you'd ever suspect, Judge. 249 00:12:38.440 --> 00:12:40.480 Remember our conversation out at the house the other night. 250 00:12:40.519 --> 00:12:42.639 Of course I do, And as soon as I left 251 00:12:42.679 --> 00:12:45.000 I thought of some damn the answers too. Let me 252 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:45.679 see if I. 253 00:12:45.639 --> 00:12:46.200 Can remember it. 254 00:12:46.360 --> 00:12:47.919 Oh, don't bother, but. 255 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:50.360 There's one thing I've been thinking about, guildy old man. 256 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:51.399 Yeah, what was that, Joe? 257 00:12:51.559 --> 00:12:54.240 You remember saying that what I needed was a good woman. 258 00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:54.919 Yeah. 259 00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:57.440 I didn't give that much thought at first, but now 260 00:12:57.600 --> 00:12:58.559 I believe you're right. 261 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:00.679 Oh that's fine, and I have a little ldy wo'll 262 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:01.879 be just the person for you. 263 00:13:01.879 --> 00:13:04.360 You think she'd know how to run my home right? Oh? 264 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:05.879 Yes, and make you very happy too. 265 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:07.200 I hope she knows how to cook. 266 00:13:07.399 --> 00:13:10.440 Oh yes, I'm sure she's a wonderful cook, very nice looking. 267 00:13:10.480 --> 00:13:13.559 Also not interested in her looks, Gilly, my agor good 268 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:15.639 cook is a lot more important than a pretty face. 269 00:13:15.840 --> 00:13:19.120 Oh well, this lady is both. I means she has both. 270 00:13:19.440 --> 00:13:21.039 If that is, she is one and has the other. 271 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:27.039 When would you like to meet her? Sooner the better? Well, 272 00:13:27.120 --> 00:13:29.519 how about dropping over to my house for dinner next Friday. 273 00:13:29.759 --> 00:13:30.679 I'll have her there too. 274 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:34.000 Fine, Only you needn't go to all this trouble. Couldn't 275 00:13:34.000 --> 00:13:34.960 you just meet me here? 276 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:35.960 We could settle the whole. 277 00:13:35.799 --> 00:13:36.519 Thing in ten minutes. 278 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:38.759 Yes, oh no, you can't do things that way. 279 00:13:38.879 --> 00:13:39.320 Why not? 280 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:41.039 How do you know you're gonna like each other? Oka, 281 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:43.960 this is a serious step you're about to take. You've 282 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:46.919 got to approach it cautiously. Oh maybe you're right. 283 00:13:47.440 --> 00:13:49.759 Believe me. If she's all and you say she is, 284 00:13:49.879 --> 00:13:50.840 I'll keep her pride. 285 00:13:51.120 --> 00:13:52.360 Well I should hope. 286 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:56.240 So, oh Josh, he says, is over all right, darter, 287 00:13:56.559 --> 00:13:58.840 and I'll see you Friday night, guild, all right, Friday night, 288 00:13:58.919 --> 00:14:02.320 so long y Hey, Ronna if you're still looking for 289 00:14:02.360 --> 00:14:04.960 a housekeeper, and am mine, am mine, Mister gilders Leaver 290 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:07.440 has found a woman who sounds like a perfect servant. 291 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:08.960 Well that's nice of him. 292 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:17.440 Yeah, he's a pretty good fan and he's fat, fumbling way. 293 00:14:25.559 --> 00:14:30.000 Ah, good afternoon, Bertie. Hello, Well I've arranged the whole thing. 294 00:14:30.399 --> 00:14:32.360 Judge Hooker is coming to dinner day after tomorrow. 295 00:14:32.559 --> 00:14:36.000 Oh, then I better fix something extra special stumptures with 296 00:14:36.080 --> 00:14:38.159 a touch of romantic and a dash of Lovey do 297 00:14:38.360 --> 00:14:39.519 it you invited him. 298 00:14:39.559 --> 00:14:41.799 Bank, of course? Oh yes, and she was so excited 299 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:44.480 she kept calling me a dear boy. 300 00:14:44.799 --> 00:14:47.279 I sure hope she's gonna like Judge Hooker when she 301 00:14:47.320 --> 00:14:47.919 meets up with. 302 00:14:47.919 --> 00:14:50.200 It, cause she will just assume, as I tell her 303 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:52.480 that he's the unknown admirer who's been sending her the 304 00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:55.720 flowers and candy and poems. Say, did I read you 305 00:14:55.759 --> 00:14:57.240 the new poem I sent her last night? 306 00:14:57.519 --> 00:14:58.360 No, let's hear it. 307 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:01.840 Yeah, I've got a copy of it here the desk somewhere. Yes, 308 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:08.360 here it is under the water bill. Listen to this, folks, 309 00:15:09.120 --> 00:15:14.159 Oh Henrietta, sweet Henrietta. I can't forget her. Girl like you. 310 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:18.720 Wherever I go, I see your face in the sun 311 00:15:18.759 --> 00:15:25.279 and the snow or any old place. Your smile turns 312 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:27.919 the winter into spring and makes my poor heart go 313 00:15:28.039 --> 00:15:32.120 tingling a ling. And though I'm so shy, I worship 314 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:34.799 from afar way up in my sky. You're the number 315 00:15:34.799 --> 00:15:39.600 one star, Oh Henrietta, Sweet Henrietta, I'd sure like to 316 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:40.879 get her a girl like you. 317 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:44.559 God, he I never knew you were a poet. Unk 318 00:15:44.799 --> 00:15:47.759 you sure haven't give mister gillslee if you like it. 319 00:15:47.840 --> 00:15:49.320 I'll give you copies if you want them. 320 00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:51.879 Well, let's just sure make her feel much, he thoughts 321 00:15:51.919 --> 00:15:54.559 the judge, say, does he know he's been writing all 322 00:15:54.639 --> 00:15:56.519 at golf and sending her all that stuff. 323 00:15:56.639 --> 00:15:59.519 Yes, well, no, I've invited him to come here half 324 00:15:59.519 --> 00:16:02.120 an hour before Henrietta get scared. Remind me the button 325 00:16:02.159 --> 00:16:04.639 hooker and tell him all about it. Then, Yes, sir, 326 00:16:04.799 --> 00:16:05.159 that's a. 327 00:16:05.240 --> 00:16:08.440 Very good idea, and he won't have time nothing to 328 00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:09.159 get cold feet. 329 00:16:09.360 --> 00:16:11.559 Yes, and cole feed is going. 330 00:16:11.240 --> 00:16:17.919 More romances one wather other than practically anything? 331 00:16:28.960 --> 00:16:31.879 Well is everything, said Bertie, Yes, sir, right to a 332 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:34.960 t all the judges favorite dishes to put him in 333 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:35.600 good humor. 334 00:16:35.960 --> 00:16:38.519 You know, I planned to decorate the table with orange. 335 00:16:38.240 --> 00:16:40.840 Blossoms so miss Banks would feel like a blush and dried. 336 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:41.279 Well. 337 00:16:41.360 --> 00:16:43.600 I couldn't get none, so I used oranges. 338 00:16:43.720 --> 00:16:44.480 So we was out. 339 00:16:45.000 --> 00:16:46.720 And that's why we got lemons on the table. 340 00:16:49.519 --> 00:16:52.120 That must be the bridegroom to be. Now let him in, berdie, Yes, 341 00:16:52.159 --> 00:16:54.720 sir and wro he he's surprised. 342 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:55.919 To learn up what for? 343 00:16:56.279 --> 00:16:58.799 Yes, le leave those olives alone. 344 00:16:58.919 --> 00:17:02.879 Yes, I was just ang them nuts all. It ain't jack. 345 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:05.640 This kills me. This the insurance company. Then it's said 346 00:17:05.680 --> 00:17:07.640 another doctors give you that examination? 347 00:17:07.799 --> 00:17:09.960 Oh my goodness, I can't make it. Now tell him 348 00:17:10.000 --> 00:17:11.920 I'm busy. Have him come here another time. 349 00:17:12.039 --> 00:17:16.119 Okay, okay, but you better hurry for the raceco up, gee, 350 00:17:16.119 --> 00:17:17.960 of all the times to show up, just when we 351 00:17:17.960 --> 00:17:20.279 were ready to put over a big Mrger like this. 352 00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:23.839 Leroy, I wish you'd include yourself out of dispair. It's 353 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:26.480 a delicate matter involving the future happiness of two fine people, 354 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:28.400 and I don't want you, in your juvenile way, to 355 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:28.880 mess it up. 356 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:30.960 I don't worry, Uncle mord I know my part. 357 00:17:31.359 --> 00:17:33.440 As soon as they go in the living room after dinner, 358 00:17:33.480 --> 00:17:36.400 I'll start playing those Nelson Eddie Janet McDonald records. 359 00:17:36.599 --> 00:17:41.559 Well you're a bright boy, Leroy, that's right, don't slip 360 00:17:41.640 --> 00:17:42.000 up now. 361 00:17:42.160 --> 00:17:45.240 The doctor don't win, but he's been replaced by another visdom, 362 00:17:45.279 --> 00:17:46.279 Miss Henryette Bank. 363 00:17:46.480 --> 00:17:49.319 What oh she's too early, Bertie. Why the judge isn't 364 00:17:49.319 --> 00:17:53.839 here yet? Of all the numbskull females that ever are Henry. 365 00:17:55.599 --> 00:17:55.640 My? 366 00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:57.160 How lovely you look tonight? 367 00:17:57.480 --> 00:17:59.359 Oh say it's. 368 00:17:59.279 --> 00:18:03.759 Jack mart And dear little Leroy, how are you this evening? 369 00:18:03.880 --> 00:18:05.039 We'll just find this bank? 370 00:18:05.119 --> 00:18:08.920 Oh, come, come, come now, No more business, thanks, darling, 371 00:18:09.839 --> 00:18:13.000 just call me Auntie Paul. 372 00:18:14.440 --> 00:18:18.359 Well, how are you, Las Morton? The cat still got 373 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:18.920 your tongue. 374 00:18:19.160 --> 00:18:22.200 Who me, Oh no, we don't keep a tongue. I mean, 375 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:27.960 nobody's got our cat. Won't you have a sit down? 376 00:18:30.039 --> 00:18:33.680 Thank you? Now, come over here and sit beside me? 377 00:18:36.519 --> 00:18:39.359 Is that? Oh? Yes, considerably? 378 00:18:40.720 --> 00:18:43.160 You know I was so anxious to find out what's 379 00:18:43.160 --> 00:18:46.079 your surprise was? I just couldn't wait. That's why I'm 380 00:18:46.119 --> 00:18:48.799 here so early. Do you think I'm acting like a 381 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:50.079 giddy young school girl. 382 00:18:50.480 --> 00:18:56.119 Yes, rock Morton, you say the most flattering, precious thing, 383 00:18:57.559 --> 00:19:01.359 almost as nice as your poem my poems. 384 00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:03.319 But I never wrote to any poems. 385 00:19:02.920 --> 00:19:06.920 Oh, comb gun, Now, don't deny them, you shy, modest boy. 386 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:08.799 But there must be some mistakes? 387 00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:09.680 Why not at all? 388 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:11.480 Oh? 389 00:19:11.599 --> 00:19:15.000 Incidentally, throck Morton, do you particularly like the color of 390 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:16.279 those drapes at the window? 391 00:19:16.680 --> 00:19:18.759 Well, I don't know. I never gave it much thought. 392 00:19:18.960 --> 00:19:21.880 Why Oh, I was just thinking about changing them, that's all. 393 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:26.359 Oh, if you mean, yes, that's what I. 394 00:19:26.319 --> 00:19:31.640 Thought, you man, that's frock Morton. 395 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:34.720 Am I going to get that dick surprised before dinner 396 00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:36.200 as well? 397 00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:38.119 Henriyelle, it looks like you're going to get it any minute. 398 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:41.400 No excuse me, see, but there's. 399 00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:43.119 No poper phone call for you, phone call. 400 00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:48.720 Oh my goodness, excuse me. Please, I'll be right back. Hello. 401 00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:49.359