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Speaker 3: Judge Hooker, No thanks, Bertie. I'm warm enough, ny, But
Speaker 3: a nice fire feels good on a cool night, doesn't it?
Speaker 4: Gillers sleep? How should I know? You've been blocking the
Speaker 4: heat in front of this fire all evening. You're not careful,
Speaker 4: you'll give yourself a high hot foot?
Speaker 5: Gee, uncle, more, don't you think the fire is good
Speaker 5: for Judge Hooker's ideas?
Speaker 4: I don't know what you mean, le Roy.
Speaker 6: Well you said there were just half big y.
Speaker 4: I don't recall, young man. Isn't it time for you
Speaker 4: to be in bed?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: But you promised I a stap as long as we
Speaker 6: had company.
Speaker 4: Well that's right, only I never thought the company. Excuse me, Judge,
Speaker 4: I guess my foot's falling asleep.
Speaker 3: Oh you need h Gilder's leave. I'm going only it's
Speaker 3: been so cozy here, and the conversation has been so interesting.
Speaker 4: Conversation sounded more like a monologue to me. Don't they
Speaker 4: let you talk down in your court room? Judge?
Speaker 8: Oh man, he's just.
Speaker 4: Who's lonely in blue?
Speaker 9: Why?
Speaker 3: Just because I like the family atmosphere, I'm here in
Speaker 3: preference to sitting in that big, cold, empty house of mine?
Speaker 3: Does that mean I'm lonely and blue?
Speaker 4: Yes? Otherwise you wouldn't come and stand in front of
Speaker 4: our fire and get all friendly and pink. Well, maybe
Speaker 4: you're right. You know what you need, Judge Hooker some
Speaker 4: good woman. No, No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I've tried a dozen housekeepers, but they all quit.
Speaker 4: Well personally, I don't blame him. Judge, you're as crusty
Speaker 4: as a carload of peanut ribble.
Speaker 3: What do you mean crushy? I'll have you know that
Speaker 3: I'm still considered one of Summerfield's most eligible bachelor's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, eligible for what social security? Leroy? Aren't you in bed? Yet?
Speaker 3: Another hint? Berdie my cold mad?
Speaker 4: Please now, Judge, don't leave just because Leroy is going
Speaker 4: to bed. How about a game of Old maid a rummy?
Speaker 3: Oh thanks, Gildy, you play rumming like an old maid.
Speaker 3: Old maid like a rummy.
Speaker 4: Oh a bad loser, eh, judge and be shing buttle up.
Speaker 9: Well, I don't blame the government for clapping down on
Speaker 9: the weather report.
Speaker 4: H Why Bertie left about this weather is better?
Speaker 3: I guess you're right, well the NFE.
Speaker 4: Folk, Yeah, good night, you little legal loophole.
Speaker 9: Now some big too harsh on him, mister gillsleep.
Speaker 6: The poor man is only hungering for.
Speaker 4: Companionship, yes, and our food.
Speaker 9: Well, when he looks at you in this nice house
Speaker 9: with your nice niece nephew and eating all the nice
Speaker 9: meals I.
Speaker 6: Fixed, he gets sold green and looks nice.
Speaker 9: Spring is here again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, deep down, Bertie, I really liked the
Speaker 4: little dufferty. And when I spoke about him needing a
Speaker 4: good woman, I didn't mean an housekeeper. I had a
Speaker 4: good wife.
Speaker 9: It's some nice ladies that he might take too.
Speaker 4: It take two. That'll be big of me. Bertie. You're
Speaker 4: really on?
Speaker 10: Are you gonna off?
Speaker 6: John?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: I don't want to count my chickens before their hats.
Speaker 4: But Leroy, I thought I told you to go to bed.
Speaker 6: He been twice.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna tell you again that you well, I
Speaker 4: was getting told.
Speaker 10: Of monoton Yeah, okay, okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Well up at last, he Leroy. The only thing more
Speaker 4: difficult than getting you to bed at night is waking
Speaker 4: you in the morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning, hunh, Sarah.
Speaker 5: Remember what you said last night about finding somebody to
Speaker 5: marry Judge Hooker?
Speaker 4: Well, I didn't mean for you to hear that, young man.
Speaker 5: Well, it's lucky I did, because I've got somebody.
Speaker 4: All lined up. What do you mean? Who?
Speaker 5: All my teachers at school, missus Cagle? Boy, The whole
Speaker 5: class has been trying to figure out a way to
Speaker 5: get rid of her ever since. If they have, Yeah, well,
Speaker 5: I'll be glad when I tell them what judge is
Speaker 5: gonna marry her?
Speaker 4: Whoa here, here, wait a minute, Leroy. First, what sort
Speaker 4: of a lady is this, mister Cagle.
Speaker 5: Well, to give you an idea, the kids elected her
Speaker 5: Miss Poisoned Course of nineteen forty two.
Speaker 4: Unanimous. Why she's if she's anything at all like that?
Speaker 4: Why nominate her for the title of missus Hooker?
Speaker 6: Is that wrong?
Speaker 4: After all, we're trying to make the judge's life right.
Speaker 4: Miss Cagle sounds like a drip of the first water.
Speaker 5: Oh gee, that's right. I was so anxious to get
Speaker 5: her off our hands. I didn't realize what a journey
Speaker 5: trick it would.
Speaker 4: Be on the judge. Yes, well, we'll have to think
Speaker 4: of somebody else, I guess me.
Speaker 6: But how about looking here.
Speaker 2: In the morning paper, morning paper for what for the bride?
Speaker 9: Maybe one of the persons in the personal will turn
Speaker 9: out to be the judges dream girl.
Speaker 4: Thanks, Bertie, no harm in looking. Let me see. Oh, yes,
Speaker 4: here we are personals. Attractive young lady it blonde wishes
Speaker 4: to meet sympathetic gentlemen of means object Hollywood.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's the judges style.
Speaker 4: Read the next one.
Speaker 9: That sounded better.
Speaker 4: Yes, here it is well to do widow interested in
Speaker 4: meeting professional man over fifty, have refined tastes and grand piano.
Speaker 4: Also private income, own car, and seven delightful children who
Speaker 4: will add life to any home.
Speaker 6: Oh for seven kids?
Speaker 4: Yes, wrong number. I'm sorry, Bertie. I'm afraid our little
Speaker 4: Justice wouldn't have any peace if we snagged him a
Speaker 4: helpmate out of the help wanted.
Speaker 5: Oh keepers looking at the time. I gotta go over
Speaker 5: to Piggy Bank's house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what poor Leroy.
Speaker 5: His aunt Henrietta is knitting sweaters for the army, and
Speaker 5: I'm to bring us some wool Marjorie.
Speaker 4: Left for he well, run along by all means. And
Speaker 4: so Henrietta Banks is in town, Say Henrietta Banks, what's
Speaker 4: the matter nothing. She's perfect for Judge Hooker. I mean
Speaker 4: she has a nice social position. Her grandfather was the
Speaker 4: first white child born in this county. And she's really
Speaker 4: not bad looking.
Speaker 6: She I didn't know you knew Piggy's hand uncle more.
Speaker 4: Yes, I met her about ten years ago. I remembered
Speaker 4: I just ripped my trousers before she came over, and
Speaker 4: I didn't dare get up all the time she was here.
Speaker 4: It really was very embarrassing.
Speaker 6: She sure sounds like the future, miss Judge Hooker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I'm gonna try anyway. Let me have that yarn, Leroy,
Speaker 4: I'll deliver it. While I'm there, I can sort of
Speaker 4: subtenly get around talking about the judge and matrimony and
Speaker 4: things like that.
Speaker 6: Well, i'll get your hat in courtra.
Speaker 9: What about that appointment you had to get examined French sures, mister.
Speaker 4: Gil Oh, Yes, the insurance doctors do here in half
Speaker 4: an hour. You tell him I was called away on business, Bertie,
Speaker 4: have him come in to day or so. If I'm
Speaker 4: going to press the Judge's suit, I better strike while
Speaker 4: the iron is hot. Thank you, Leroy. You know I'm
Speaker 4: getting quite a kick out of this idea. Won't the
Speaker 4: judge be surprised when he finds out all I'm doing
Speaker 4: for him? Well, here I go, good loves. Yes, well,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 5: He's a pretty squall guy, isn't he, Bertie?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 5: Oh no, all that's trouble, just to make two lonely
Speaker 5: people happy.
Speaker 6: That's right.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at him walking down the street, a regular
Speaker 5: Dan Cupid.
Speaker 6: Yes, he he got to figure for it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yet I'm coming.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, well, little Henry other Banks. Why you
Speaker 4: haven't changed the day since I saw you ten years ago?
Speaker 10: I haven't. Oh, you're just being nice.
Speaker 7: I don't tell me.
Speaker 10: I know who you are. You're mister, oh, mister Gilder
Speaker 10: or something.
Speaker 4: That's right, Gilder's sleep the fancy you're remembering me all
Speaker 4: this time?
Speaker 10: Well, don't you come in, mister Gilder.
Speaker 4: I don't mind if I do. My nephew, Leroy Forrest
Speaker 4: was bringing over this yarn for you, and you happen
Speaker 4: to mention your name, and I said, well, never mind.
Speaker 4: You'd be surprised when I said, well I.
Speaker 10: Have a chair, Well don't you'll take you.
Speaker 7: I can't imagine how you could remember me, after all,
Speaker 7: we only met once before, and you seem so shy.
Speaker 4: Then you're shy. Oh, yes, I remember. That was just
Speaker 4: a temporary bashmless on my part. I suppose I was
Speaker 4: just afraid of making the wrong impression.
Speaker 10: Oh as if you could.
Speaker 4: Have, as if I couldn't have. But tell me, Miss Banks,
Speaker 4: or rather Henrietta, that is, if you don't mind.
Speaker 10: Oh no, no, not at all.
Speaker 4: When Leroy told me that you were here, I was
Speaker 4: greatly surprised to hear that you were still Miss Banks. Yes, my,
Speaker 4: but I'll bet you put up a gallant fight against
Speaker 4: all the men who must have wanted to change your name.
Speaker 10: Well, some girls like a certain independent.
Speaker 4: Well I knew that would be the trouble. That attitude
Speaker 4: of yours is hardly pair to us a poor man, Henrietta.
Speaker 10: Oh do you think so?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? My marriage is the most delightful of partnerships. If
Speaker 4: I'm told, it reminds me if there's someone right here
Speaker 4: in this town. Who'll be just wonderful for you.
Speaker 10: Oh really, now, I don't know what I know what
Speaker 10: you're talking.
Speaker 4: About, Henrietta, you do too, I do not. Well, I'm
Speaker 4: not going to mention any name, but this follow well
Speaker 4: he's been awfully lonesome when I heard your name this morning,
Speaker 4: I mean when he heard.
Speaker 10: Your Yeah, yes, I understand.
Speaker 4: Well that is he is.
Speaker 7: I mean, oh, you haven't changed the business.
Speaker 10: You're just as dashful and boy as as you wear.
Speaker 4: The first time, well you know, I wasn't quite prepared,
Speaker 4: and possibly I better come back another time. Yes, I
Speaker 4: think I should go now, and you'll be hearing from
Speaker 4: me later. I will hello, goodbye, not goodbye, o revoir.
Speaker 7: Oh hello Martha, Martha, you're acquainted with everyone in summer Fields.
Speaker 10: Well tell me all you.
Speaker 7: Know about this mister guiltlessly yea, yes, that's the one.
Speaker 7: Did you no, Well, what do you know?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 10: Oh no, wa mauky me.
Speaker 3: All the up cases I've ever had to listen to
Speaker 3: in all my last Oh, hello, gildish leap.
Speaker 4: Glad you got then?
Speaker 3: How's everything?
Speaker 4: I mean, A long better than you'd ever suspect, Judge.
Speaker 4: Remember our conversation out at the house the other night.
Speaker 3: Of course I do, And as soon as I left
Speaker 3: I thought of some damn the answers too. Let me
Speaker 3: see if I.
Speaker 6: Can remember it.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't bother, but.
Speaker 3: There's one thing I've been thinking about, guildy old man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what was that, Joe?
Speaker 3: You remember saying that what I needed was a good woman.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't give that much thought at first, but now
Speaker 3: I believe you're right.
Speaker 4: Oh that's fine, and I have a little ldy wo'll
Speaker 4: be just the person for you.
Speaker 3: You think she'd know how to run my home right? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, and make you very happy too.
Speaker 3: I hope she knows how to cook.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I'm sure she's a wonderful cook, very nice looking.
Speaker 3: Also not interested in her looks, Gilly, my agor good
Speaker 3: cook is a lot more important than a pretty face.
Speaker 4: Oh well, this lady is both. I means she has both.
Speaker 4: If that is, she is one and has the other.
Speaker 4: When would you like to meet her? Sooner the better? Well,
Speaker 4: how about dropping over to my house for dinner next Friday.
Speaker 4: I'll have her there too.
Speaker 3: Fine, Only you needn't go to all this trouble. Couldn't
Speaker 3: you just meet me here?
Speaker 4: We could settle the whole.
Speaker 3: Thing in ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Yes, oh no, you can't do things that way.
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 4: How do you know you're gonna like each other? Oka,
Speaker 4: this is a serious step you're about to take. You've
Speaker 4: got to approach it cautiously. Oh maybe you're right.
Speaker 3: Believe me. If she's all and you say she is,
Speaker 3: I'll keep her pride.
Speaker 4: Well I should hope.
Speaker 3: So, oh Josh, he says, is over all right, darter,
Speaker 3: and I'll see you Friday night, guild, all right, Friday night,
Speaker 3: so long y Hey, Ronna if you're still looking for
Speaker 3: a housekeeper, and am mine, am mine, Mister gilders Leaver
Speaker 3: has found a woman who sounds like a perfect servant.
Speaker 4: Well that's nice of him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a pretty good fan and he's fat, fumbling way.
Speaker 4: Ah, good afternoon, Bertie. Hello, Well I've arranged the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Judge Hooker is coming to dinner day after tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Oh, then I better fix something extra special stumptures with
Speaker 9: a touch of romantic and a dash of Lovey do
Speaker 9: it you invited him.
Speaker 4: Bank, of course? Oh yes, and she was so excited
Speaker 4: she kept calling me a dear boy.
Speaker 9: I sure hope she's gonna like Judge Hooker when she
Speaker 9: meets up with.
Speaker 4: It, cause she will just assume, as I tell her
Speaker 4: that he's the unknown admirer who's been sending her the
Speaker 4: flowers and candy and poems. Say, did I read you
Speaker 4: the new poem I sent her last night?
Speaker 6: No, let's hear it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got a copy of it here the desk somewhere. Yes,
Speaker 4: here it is under the water bill. Listen to this, folks,
Speaker 4: Oh Henrietta, sweet Henrietta. I can't forget her. Girl like you.
Speaker 4: Wherever I go, I see your face in the sun
Speaker 4: and the snow or any old place. Your smile turns
Speaker 4: the winter into spring and makes my poor heart go
Speaker 4: tingling a ling. And though I'm so shy, I worship
Speaker 4: from afar way up in my sky. You're the number
Speaker 4: one star, Oh Henrietta, Sweet Henrietta, I'd sure like to
Speaker 4: get her a girl like you.
Speaker 6: God, he I never knew you were a poet. Unk
Speaker 6: you sure haven't give mister gillslee if you like it.
Speaker 4: I'll give you copies if you want them.
Speaker 5: Well, let's just sure make her feel much, he thoughts
Speaker 5: the judge, say, does he know he's been writing all
Speaker 5: at golf and sending her all that stuff.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, no, I've invited him to come here half
Speaker 4: an hour before Henrietta get scared. Remind me the button
Speaker 4: hooker and tell him all about it. Then, Yes, sir,
Speaker 4: that's a.
Speaker 9: Very good idea, and he won't have time nothing to
Speaker 9: get cold feet.
Speaker 4: Yes, and cole feed is going.
Speaker 9: More romances one wather other than practically anything?
Speaker 4: Well is everything, said Bertie, Yes, sir, right to a
Speaker 4: t all the judges favorite dishes to put him in
Speaker 4: good humor.
Speaker 6: You know, I planned to decorate the table with orange.
Speaker 9: Blossoms so miss Banks would feel like a blush and dried.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 9: I couldn't get none, so I used oranges.
Speaker 6: So we was out.
Speaker 9: And that's why we got lemons on the table.
Speaker 4: That must be the bridegroom to be. Now let him in, berdie, Yes,
Speaker 4: sir and wro he he's surprised.
Speaker 6: To learn up what for?
Speaker 4: Yes, le leave those olives alone.
Speaker 6: Yes, I was just ang them nuts all. It ain't jack.
Speaker 6: This kills me. This the insurance company. Then it's said
Speaker 6: another doctors give you that examination?
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, I can't make it. Now tell him
Speaker 4: I'm busy. Have him come here another time.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, but you better hurry for the raceco up, gee,
Speaker 5: of all the times to show up, just when we
Speaker 5: were ready to put over a big Mrger like this.
Speaker 4: Leroy, I wish you'd include yourself out of dispair. It's
Speaker 4: a delicate matter involving the future happiness of two fine people,
Speaker 4: and I don't want you, in your juvenile way, to
Speaker 4: mess it up.
Speaker 6: I don't worry, Uncle mord I know my part.
Speaker 5: As soon as they go in the living room after dinner,
Speaker 5: I'll start playing those Nelson Eddie Janet McDonald records.
Speaker 4: Well you're a bright boy, Leroy, that's right, don't slip
Speaker 4: up now.
Speaker 9: The doctor don't win, but he's been replaced by another visdom,
Speaker 9: Miss Henryette Bank.
Speaker 4: What oh she's too early, Bertie. Why the judge isn't
Speaker 4: here yet? Of all the numbskull females that ever are Henry.
Speaker 3: My?
Speaker 4: How lovely you look tonight?
Speaker 10: Oh say it's.
Speaker 7: Jack mart And dear little Leroy, how are you this evening?
Speaker 6: We'll just find this bank?
Speaker 7: Oh, come, come, come now, No more business, thanks, darling,
Speaker 7: just call me Auntie Paul.
Speaker 10: Well, how are you, Las Morton? The cat still got
Speaker 10: your tongue.
Speaker 4: Who me, Oh no, we don't keep a tongue. I mean,
Speaker 4: nobody's got our cat. Won't you have a sit down?
Speaker 10: Thank you? Now, come over here and sit beside me?
Speaker 4: Is that? Oh? Yes, considerably?
Speaker 7: You know I was so anxious to find out what's
Speaker 7: your surprise was? I just couldn't wait. That's why I'm
Speaker 7: here so early. Do you think I'm acting like a
Speaker 7: giddy young school girl.
Speaker 8: Yes, rock Morton, you say the most flattering, precious thing,
Speaker 8: almost as nice as your poem my poems.
Speaker 4: But I never wrote to any poems.
Speaker 7: Oh, comb gun, Now, don't deny them, you shy, modest boy.
Speaker 4: But there must be some mistakes?
Speaker 10: Why not at all?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: Incidentally, throck Morton, do you particularly like the color of
Speaker 7: those drapes at the window?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I never gave it much thought.
Speaker 7: Why Oh, I was just thinking about changing them, that's all.
Speaker 4: Oh, if you mean, yes, that's what I.
Speaker 10: Thought, you man, that's frock Morton.
Speaker 7: Am I going to get that dick surprised before dinner
Speaker 7: as well?
Speaker 4: Henriyelle, it looks like you're going to get it any minute.
Speaker 6: No excuse me, see, but there's.
Speaker 9: No poper phone call for you, phone call.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, excuse me. Please, I'll be right back. Hello.
Speaker 4: Who is this?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 3: Gillie'll gap this sucker? Sorry, I won't be able to
Speaker 3: make it tonight.
Speaker 4: If what I got a jury? You've got to be here,
Speaker 4: Judge Cooker, you don't understand all the trouble I've gone
Speaker 4: to his surprises and everything. How soon can you get here?
Speaker 4: Maybe I can install things.
Speaker 3: Don't come on me at all?
Speaker 4: What am I going to do about Henrietta, miss Banks
Speaker 4: housekeeper housekeeper had Hard? Yeah, I'll take a chance, but
Speaker 4: she isn't the housekeeper at all?
Speaker 6: And tars Hard come sleep?
Speaker 4: Well, no, I'm really in soup. It's not fun. It's
Speaker 4: a surprise ready now, yes, Henrietta, but it's a different
Speaker 4: one altogether.
Speaker 10: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't think you would. I asked Judge Cooker
Speaker 4: to come here this evening. I told the judge all
Speaker 4: about you, but he can't make it tonight.
Speaker 10: Oh well that's perfectly all right, John Martin.
Speaker 3: What it is?
Speaker 4: Surely you don't know what to relief? This is to me, Henrietta?
Speaker 10: Why you impetuous boy? Did you be an eye?
Speaker 7: And even if the judge had come we we couldn't
Speaker 7: get married without a license.
Speaker 4: If if we if the judge wasn't going to marry us,
Speaker 4: he was going to marry you. Uh toh, whim's health.
Speaker 6: I don't know him at all.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes you do. He's your unknown admirer.
Speaker 6: Oh no, that to you.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's the judge.
Speaker 10: All right, and then see him here and let's see
Speaker 10: I see.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I can hardly do that for a little while.
Speaker 10: Yet, Oh, you're just like all other men.
Speaker 8: After leading me on, it turns out to be a joke.
Speaker 10: It's a cruel, heartless joke. After I told all my friends.
Speaker 5: Oh well, you haven't heard the last of this, mister Gildersleeve.
Speaker 7: There are courts and laws to protect innocent girls from
Speaker 7: men like you.
Speaker 6: Goodbye.
Speaker 4: Oh why was I ever born? I'm telling you, Judge
Speaker 4: Leroy got us straight from the little bank's boy is
Speaker 4: aunt has call in some lawyer and Taylor.
Speaker 3: Oh he's a tough man, this tailor. He'll take you
Speaker 3: straight to the cleaners.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm afraid of. They've been going over those
Speaker 4: letters and poems I sent Henrietta. Oh that's bad. Yes,
Speaker 4: if they ever read those poems in court. I'll never
Speaker 4: be able to hold up my head again in Summerfield.
Speaker 3: That serves you right for trying to marry me off
Speaker 3: yellos Leeve, You're a pretty stupid cupid, but.
Speaker 4: I meant everything for the best. Judge. Oh please, can't
Speaker 4: you help me?
Speaker 3: Why? Yes, Killless Sleeve, I'll be glad to help you.
Speaker 3: If you publish those poems. Put me down for a copy.
Speaker 4: I'll see here, hooker. That's the wrong attitude after I
Speaker 4: played John Alden New York poop hondas.
Speaker 10: Yellless leave.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get out of here before I get
Speaker 3: involved in this scandless case.
Speaker 6: Goodbye.
Speaker 3: I'll be seeing you in the funny paper.
Speaker 4: You'll live, You'll goat. There's gratitude for you. Next time
Speaker 4: I take pity on him, I hope somebody gives me
Speaker 4: a good slip pick in the telephone. Hello if who oh,
Speaker 4: mister Taylor tomorrow, mister Taylor, at what time? Mister Taylor? Goodbye,
Speaker 4: mister Taylor. Oh now my goose is frigazi If Bertie Leroy,
Speaker 4: did you call me Gila? Yes, more bad news. Henrietta
Speaker 4: Banks are sending her lawyer over to see me tomorrow. Afternoon.
Speaker 4: She's gonna sue me for damages if I don't marry her.
Speaker 6: Oh, Jeitz, he can only show us that you would
Speaker 6: make a terrible husband.
Speaker 4: Nonsense, Leroy, I'd make a wonderful husband. What am I saying?
Speaker 3: I'd be all yeah, But how you going brude without
Speaker 3: marrying huh?
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, I just had an idea. Yes, I
Speaker 4: think it'd work out if I can only convince that
Speaker 4: lawyer of hers that I'm not worth marrying. What I know.
Speaker 4: I'll listen to you too. When mister Taylor the lawyer
Speaker 4: shows up tomorrow, Bertie, you meet him at the door,
Speaker 4: and then you'll say to him.
Speaker 9: Come not in, mister, you will see mister gilflee. But
Speaker 9: you got to promise to be quiet while you're in there,
Speaker 9: on account of he's a mighty sick man.
Speaker 4: Oh sick must be something new.
Speaker 10: Oh no, he gets this.
Speaker 9: Way off and on. Now here we is. And remember
Speaker 9: no getting him excited, and no yelling at him.
Speaker 4: Oh, of course not.
Speaker 9: I brought you a visitor, the gentleman.
Speaker 4: He was expected. Oh yes, how do you do, sir?
Speaker 4: You won't mind my nephew just goes on feeding me
Speaker 4: my chicken broth? Will you not at all? Maybe I
Speaker 4: better come some other day when you be feeling better. Oh,
Speaker 4: sometimes I wonder if I'll ever feel better?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, don't say I don't.
Speaker 4: You still have a fighting chance, Thank you, my boy.
Speaker 4: Here's such a comfort. A more chicken broth? Please?
Speaker 6: Okay, catlage hot?
Speaker 4: Yes, I'll be careful. Oh hey that is hotly right?
Speaker 4: Can't careful? Oh? Yes, oh pull the pain? If no
Speaker 4: more soup? Le roy? Well, that seems to be a trouble,
Speaker 4: mister gillisleeve. I can tell you about my troubles all afternoon.
Speaker 4: But why bore you with an organ recital?
Speaker 9: Yes, batman, is you in no shape to get married?
Speaker 6: Any lady who gets hitched up with him better be
Speaker 6: ready to die or ready veiled?
Speaker 9: Black?
Speaker 5: No, oh, Bertie, never say die.
Speaker 6: I'll go more. Still has a fifty empty chance?
Speaker 4: Is that soll? Do you want to bet? Oh?
Speaker 6: Do you want to finish dictating your real uncle?
Speaker 4: Excuse me for interrupting, mister gillisleep. But what's wrong with you? Yes?
Speaker 4: My heart? Oh high blood pressure alcating with low blood
Speaker 4: pressure rather than usual?
Speaker 3: Anything else?
Speaker 5: Yes, anything else? Hunk has been given up by ten doctors,
Speaker 5: six hospitals in a.
Speaker 4: Cairo, so you can see I'm I'm really in no
Speaker 4: condition to take on you. Publications as well, I should
Speaker 4: think not.
Speaker 1: I don't see any reason for me to waste any
Speaker 1: time examining you.
Speaker 4: I'll just go back and report. Ye oh, excuse me,
Speaker 4: hand me the telephone leans hell.
Speaker 3: Oh, killers sleeve is Judge Hummer?
Speaker 6: Say?
Speaker 2: Heard the good news?
Speaker 3: Yet it's all over the corn house. Congratulations your lucky skiff.
Speaker 4: I don't think I understand.
Speaker 5: You know what's happened.
Speaker 3: Henrietta Banks has gone and they looked.
Speaker 6: With her lawyer, George.
Speaker 4: Taylor, what yeah, well, so long, well, wow, this is wonderful.
Speaker 4: All my troubles are over now she can't sue me.
Speaker 4: Henrietta married her lawyer. Folks say, if she, then who
Speaker 4: are you? Mister?
Speaker 9: Me?
Speaker 4: Oh? I thought you knew. I'm the doctor from the
Speaker 4: insurance comedy.
Speaker 10: What I'm gonna make?
Speaker 1: The plane goodbye? The Great Yeller's Slave will be once
Speaker 1: again in a few minutes. But right now, I want
Speaker 1: to answer some questions several people have asked me lately,
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Speaker 4: How?
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Speaker 5: Gevigeman turned down.
Speaker 6: What are you going to do about insurance, e.
Speaker 4: Roy, I'm gonna spend that money for some victory insurance.
Speaker 4: I'm going to invest in defense bunds. It'll pay off
Speaker 4: in ten years. It's like an endowment policy.
Speaker 6: I mean, why your dollars will be fighting for you.
Speaker 6: As for Uncle Sap.
Speaker 4: That's right. It's a wonderful way of combining business and pleasure,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Good Night, folks.
Speaker 1: Original music heard on this program was composed and conducted
Speaker 1: by William Randall. This is Jim Bannon speaking for the
Speaker 1: Crap Cheese Company and inviting you to be with us
Speaker 1: again next week at the same time for the further
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