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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology with Lenchititaco one on one one

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<v Speaker 1>w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right. This hour is brought

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<v Speaker 2>to you by j Our Sunday Funday with surfside iced

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<v Speaker 2>tea at Vodka. Chumley will be your host at Black

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<v Speaker 2>Hammock in Ovido Sunday afternoon at five, wrap up your

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<v Speaker 2>weekend which Chummley is gonna have a slew of great

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<v Speaker 2>concert tickets and you know, just kicking it back there

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<v Speaker 2>at Black Hammock, which is a great place to hang

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<v Speaker 2>out there. I like jessup in Ovido Sunday at five

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<v Speaker 2>with Chumley. Taco Bob is off today doing a little

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<v Speaker 2>long weekend deal, so I will go it alone this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So bear with me one man show, all right, some

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<v Speaker 2>Pat Lynch. This an interesting proposal from the Attorney General

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<v Speaker 2>here in Florida's fellow named James Oldmeyer. He has proposed

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<v Speaker 2>a new immigration detention center utilizing and existing little used

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<v Speaker 2>facility in the Florida Everglades. It's the largely unused Miami

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<v Speaker 2>Dade Collier County Training Facility Smack dab in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of the Florida Everglades. It's about thirty nine square miles

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<v Speaker 2>in size, estimating it could house up to one thousand

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<v Speaker 2>illegals within one or two months. Offering this up as

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<v Speaker 2>a new facility for ICE to utilize as the roundup

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<v Speaker 2>and deportation efforts continue. It's like, look, this would be

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<v Speaker 2>a low cost opportunity to build a temporary detention facility.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to invest that much in the perimeter.

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<v Speaker 2>People get out. There's not much waiting for him other

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<v Speaker 2>than alligators and pythons. Nowhere to go, Nowhere to hide,

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<v Speaker 2>Alligator Alcatraz, that's what he's calling it, cater Alcatraz. We're

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<v Speaker 2>ready to go. So what about the Department of the

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<v Speaker 2>Homeland Security and ICE. They sound like they're on board

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<v Speaker 2>with the idea. As you know, some of these facilities

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<v Speaker 2>are filling up and they need additional space. So this

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<v Speaker 2>is not going to cost us anything. Man, Alligator Alcatraz. Interesting,

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see if that comes to fruition. Let's go to

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<v Speaker 2>where is this? This is an Istanbul Istanbul, a singer

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<v Speaker 2>who flew to Istanbul from Mozambique to have a cosmetic

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<v Speaker 2>surgery procedure done is dead. She was going under the knife.

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<v Speaker 2>Anna Barbara Bua Boldrini went into cardiac arrest and died

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<v Speaker 2>at a hospital in Turkey after receiving multiple cosmetic procedures,

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<v Speaker 2>including a breast augmentation, liposuction, and a nose job. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's unfortunate. Sometimes you go in for a surgery, something

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<v Speaker 2>go sideways and you don't come out of it. That

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<v Speaker 2>sucks when it happens for any kind of procedure. However,

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<v Speaker 2>it should be noted that Anna decided to take her

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<v Speaker 2>surgeon out on the town the night before. They were

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<v Speaker 2>partying in stan Bul the night before, and the way

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<v Speaker 2>this went was the next day she was supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>meet this surgeon at the hospital who was going to

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<v Speaker 2>show her, you know, hey, here's where we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>do this and what we're going to do, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>And this surgery had been scheduled for like a few

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<v Speaker 2>days later into the upcoming week. Surgeon informs her at

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<v Speaker 2>the hospital, Hey, my schedule is filled up. I need

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<v Speaker 2>to move things up. Let's just go ahead and do

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<v Speaker 2>this today, being the Sunday after they had been out

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<v Speaker 2>partying late the night before, and well, yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 2>the end result. She agreed to do it, thinking that

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<v Speaker 2>everything was aoka and no it was not. So an

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<v Speaker 2>investigation going on right now to see if you know

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<v Speaker 2>there was any wrongdoing on the part of the surgeon

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<v Speaker 2>partying with your surgeon the night before. That's hadn't heard

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<v Speaker 2>about that one before. What else we got here? I

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk about a doing, like a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a U turn in your career choice story of Sophie Gravia.

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<v Speaker 2>Sophie lives in the UK had been working as a nurse,

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<v Speaker 2>assisting patients battling kidney disease. She'd been doing that for years.

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<v Speaker 2>After a while, she had a bit of a break

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<v Speaker 2>from work and started writing fiction, erotic fiction, and discovered

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<v Speaker 2>that she was very good at it. And these stories

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<v Speaker 2>got picked up by a publisher who signed her and

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<v Speaker 2>the story started to sell and sell and sell, as

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<v Speaker 2>to where she is now a full time erotic fiction writer,

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<v Speaker 2>with such hot titles as a Glasgow Kiss, Hot Girl

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<v Speaker 2>Summer and her latest offering, The Dictionary Club. I should

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<v Speaker 2>note that dictionary is there's a I noticed a spelling

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<v Speaker 2>error in the word dictionary from Sophia. Come Sophia, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to be a writer. Get a spell check. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I see it was intentional. I get it. I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for her, though, right, you have a thing for nurses.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody now you got a nurse writing erotic fiction and

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<v Speaker 2>talking about dictionaries and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>This is JR R