Speaker 1: Father's Day was a good one. Up in here, up
Speaker 1: in here, up in here. It was a really good one. Actually.
Speaker 1: I got a gift card for a massage, which I
Speaker 1: will take advantage of.
Speaker 2: Maybe later today.
Speaker 1: And we went to breakfast, yeah, at our favorite diner,
Speaker 1: and had a good I could have eaten what my
Speaker 1: meal was.
Speaker 2: I could have eaten again like another time.
Speaker 1: No, like then a second round right gone back for
Speaker 1: seconds of all of that, I was just so hungry.
Speaker 1: Worked out with our daughter with Landry n I's daughter,
Speaker 1: Tricia slept in.
Speaker 2: She's lazy.
Speaker 1: Tricia and I daughter at the Tricianized Daughter. We worked
Speaker 1: out yesterday morning, which was great. I love working out
Speaker 1: with her.
Speaker 2: Don't know why. It's just fun, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 1: And the other prize that I got is a picture
Speaker 1: of me in my cowboy hat as a temporary tattoo.
Speaker 2: Yep, and the grandy's face with a cowboy hat on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the girls came in and they go, yeah, one
Speaker 1: more present for you, and I turned and looked and
Speaker 1: they're both making a muscle of their arm to show
Speaker 1: their bicep with the tattoo on the ice of my face.
Speaker 1: It's very funny, it's cool. How long you think it's
Speaker 1: gonna last?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. We'll see. I know
Speaker 2: you're going out with some friends tonight. Are you going
Speaker 2: to cover that? No?
Speaker 3: Marrying it proudly. I want people to to ask me
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: That's funny. I was.
Speaker 3: I was with my girls Friday night and in the
Speaker 3: pack that I ordered there was ten. So I was
Speaker 3: going to have each of the girls put one on
Speaker 3: their arm and take a photo and give that to you.
Speaker 2: Also her Father's Day, Oh, put it on their boob.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I could give gotten them to
Speaker 3: do that, but then it got late and I forgot
Speaker 3: to get them to do it. So you have me
Speaker 3: and Landry, you have one on, and then we have
Speaker 3: some left. We can just spread them around and randomly
Speaker 3: wear them.
Speaker 2: Okay. Two questions, Yeah, one, how did you choose that photo?
Speaker 2: Because I had to find a good face photo. Okay,
Speaker 2: And I thought and I thought it was funny with
Speaker 2: the cow we had on? Okay too, where'd you get them?
Speaker 3: I ordered them online like ink dot dot com something
Speaker 3: like that. There was an Instagram and Instagram advertisement for
Speaker 3: Father's Day. I mean they targeted it to Father's Day.
Speaker 3: You can do it anytime you want. Yeah, right, I
Speaker 3: think hilarious.
Speaker 2: Bigger ones, I don't know. I don't think so. I
Speaker 2: was just wondering if you could get like a whole
Speaker 2: sleeve of them. Yeah, I don't think so. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I mean you mean, like more more than just ten.
Speaker 2: These are fairly small. Were they two inches by two inches?
Speaker 2: I feel like they're normal tattoo size.
Speaker 1: Right, But I just wonder if they're bigger. Maybe I
Speaker 1: don't want a bigger one. I just wanted to get
Speaker 1: bigger ones.
Speaker 3: So very clever, clever girl Clegah movie is up from
Speaker 3: Jurassic Park, right before the Velociraptors eat them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's you know, there's new one coming out.
Speaker 3: You know they're predicting that it's going to make one
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty five million dollars on its opening weekend,
Speaker 3: which is July fourth.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you for that. Definitely going to see it.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys had a as good a Father's
Speaker 1: Day and I did stick around.
Speaker 2: We've got more coming up.
Speaker 1: One three point one Austin, The Venetians are rising up
Speaker 1: against Jeff Bezos and Laurence Sanchez's wedding. They're not happy.
Speaker 1: Trisia's got the story in just a moment. Hey, this
Speaker 1: is kind of interesting. There was a study that came
Speaker 1: out that found it drinking sugar is worse than eating
Speaker 1: it because of how your body processes food versus liquids.
Speaker 1: Even in the same amount of sugar, soda is more
Speaker 1: likely to give you the diabetes than candy bars.
Speaker 2: So drinking it is worse than eating it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to eat your Snickers bar and put your Coca
Speaker 1: Cola down. I saw a video. It's an old Southern thing,
Speaker 1: peanuts and a Coca Cola. I just can't get there.
Speaker 2: No, I've heard about that too. I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: the peanuts do something.
Speaker 3: To the flavor, or it's the cola makes the peanuts
Speaker 3: better to eat at the end.
Speaker 1: I've known about it forever. I've just never have tried it.
Speaker 1: Why would you ruin a perfectly good Cocoala. It's old school, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is, for sure.
Speaker 2: The stories we love now coming to you from the
Speaker 2: Lesterhold Studio. My dear friend and pic from time to time.
Speaker 2: Tricia Delicia. All Right, Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos getting
Speaker 2: ready to get married.
Speaker 3: Very soon coming up at the end of this month,
Speaker 3: and they're getting married in Venice, Italy, known as the
Speaker 3: City of Canals.
Speaker 2: Did you know that, Sandy? I did know that.
Speaker 1: They have the guys that sing when they push you
Speaker 1: around and stuff right.
Speaker 2: Also, Venice, Italy sinking. Did you know that? I did not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sinking, the water levels arising. People are real
Speaker 3: worried about it. I would be anyway. The people who
Speaker 3: live in the city of Canal's not happy about the
Speaker 3: upcoming ceremony. There is actually an anti Bezos campaign. People
Speaker 3: are putting up posters all around Venice talking about how
Speaker 3: they don't want the wedding there. They're saying that the
Speaker 3: three day takeover takeover of the town is a blow
Speaker 3: to the locals who are already struggling to handle the
Speaker 3: daily tourist ca Yes, I have you heard that Venice
Speaker 3: is chaotic with the tourists.
Speaker 2: I bet it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, clearly the posters and the people are mad about it.
Speaker 3: Aren't going to cause them to change the venue for
Speaker 3: their wedding, but the locals are certainly letting their voices
Speaker 3: be heard on the matter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 1: Could really affect your business, you know. Unless you're one
Speaker 1: of the people that's getting business from Bezos wedding, you're
Speaker 1: pretty happy about it. Yeah, but I mean it's I
Speaker 1: would love to go there, but it does sound chaotic.
Speaker 2: It does sound chaotic, and I mean the people I
Speaker 2: know who have gone there, they're like, it's beautiful, but
Speaker 2: I feel like they also are like a day you
Speaker 2: can see it in a day and get in, and
Speaker 2: I feel like the draw is the canals, the writing
Speaker 2: and the boats go to Vegas the same thing simulated. Well,
Speaker 2: well they've just got the whole that whole resort is
Speaker 2: all just go there.
Speaker 3: Obviously not the same now they keep it from sinking, though,
Speaker 3: What in.
Speaker 1: The world, I don't know. I want to go to
Speaker 1: Italy someday. I've never been there. I just want to go.
Speaker 1: But I will gain so much.
Speaker 2: You'll eat all the food. I won't stop.
Speaker 1: You'll eat all of the food. I mean, every single
Speaker 1: thing I could eat. It's all I'd want to do
Speaker 1: do today, Say I eat, yeah, sit right here and
Speaker 1: possible all day long. Yeah, I would love to do that,
Speaker 1: but I won't.
Speaker 2: Don't do it. Unfortunately, you'd want to eat it and
Speaker 2: drink it with a coke for sure, all right, this
Speaker 2: is kind of fun.
Speaker 1: I'm known to go down the rabbit hole of a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. I'm not fool on out there. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not making YouTube videos about it. Put it that way.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I've got the documents no one has seen.
Speaker 1: I'm not that guy, right, But just have some fun
Speaker 1: with conspiracy theories. There are some smaller, harmless theories that
Speaker 1: could hold a little bit of truth.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, there's one on here that I
Speaker 2: know you one PC believe in, and there's one on
Speaker 2: here that I'm like, totally tracks make sense. What's the
Speaker 2: one I believe in?
Speaker 3: The one you believe in is the idea that your
Speaker 3: phone's microphone is constantly on and it's listening for words
Speaker 3: to target advertising.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent you do. I believe this, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonnaive you a great example of it. How it just
Speaker 1: happened over the weekend. I was listening to a podcast
Speaker 1: and the guys in the podcast were talking about how
Speaker 1: the CIA really uses masks like you see in Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2: You know Tom Cruise rips the mask off. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: think he's one person?
Speaker 1: Those are real. They really do do that. They've had
Speaker 1: great success with it. I went down the rabbit hole
Speaker 1: on it after I heard it. Next thing I know,
Speaker 1: in my Instagram feed, I'm seeing stuff about CIA masks.
Speaker 2: You were looking at it on your phone or you
Speaker 2: were talking about it. I was listening to a podcast
Speaker 2: on your phone. Yes, and there you go. It's on
Speaker 2: your if it's on your phone, anywhere on your phone, right.
Speaker 1: But it was just a It was not I think
Speaker 1: the whole podcast wasn't about that.
Speaker 2: It was just a segment of the podcast, little little piece.
Speaker 3: Of it that happened to me one time. I had
Speaker 3: a conversation about butter dishes. How often do you talk
Speaker 3: about a butter dish? My feed flooded with butter dish ads.
Speaker 2: That's weird. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: The internet listing this one's kind oft is harmless and
Speaker 1: fun harmless. Conspiracy theory that the breasts at Starbucks are
Speaker 1: told to misspell customers name so people names, so people
Speaker 1: will post photos on social media giving Starbucks free.
Speaker 3: Advertise about how funny their name their misspelled name is
Speaker 3: exactly that's funny. Here's one that if they don't do it,
Speaker 3: they should do it. Cops go on ways you know,
Speaker 3: like the GPS router maps app, and they leave notes
Speaker 3: about random police sightings to cause people to slow down.
Speaker 2: With that actually having to stay and check on there.
Speaker 2: I believe that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, I definitely believe that. What about the PEDA one?
Speaker 3: Did you see that?
Speaker 2: I did not tell me?
Speaker 3: Peters controlled opposition run by the meat industry designed to
Speaker 3: make the animal rights activists look ridiculous.
Speaker 2: They're doing a really good job. They're doing it.
Speaker 1: How about the area fifty one is a publicity step
Speaker 1: by the government to hide the real testing facility.
Speaker 3: Oh, like a distraction outside of the gates there, but
Speaker 3: their actual facility is somewhere else.
Speaker 2: The whole thing's just a big giant Flynn plan. That's funny.
Speaker 2: Never met anyone that ever worked there.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh, here's one that I have heard. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is where it gets a little crazy. You know the
Speaker 3: Disney movie Frozen. Yes, the reason this conspiracy theory says
Speaker 3: that the reason Disney came out with a movie called
Speaker 3: Frozen was so that when you googled Disney Frozen, you
Speaker 3: would get information about the movie and not websites that
Speaker 3: are talking about Walt Disney's body being frozen.
Speaker 2: Have you heard that theory before.
Speaker 1: I'm not until just this very second, but I know
Speaker 1: the theory that Disney's was frozen.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, that Disney Frozen's body.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine they would spend all that money to
Speaker 3: make a movie called frozen just to just distract from that.
Speaker 2: It's never been yes or node on Disney right, like
Speaker 2: he was frozen. I don't know, I don't know. You
Speaker 2: want to hear the one that Disney wanted to be frozen, well,
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 3: The one that I'm like, this explains a lot conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: Bigfoot is blurry in real life. It was never the
Speaker 2: camera's fault. That is hilarious meat to me, that's a
Speaker 2: one Bigfoot believer. Those are some harmless conspiracy theories. Those
Speaker 2: are fun.
Speaker 1: I think everyone would imagine that if you move to
Speaker 1: a foreign country, there would be some things that you
Speaker 1: need to get used to culturally, things that are just different.
Speaker 1: And that's the case with the woman that moved to
Speaker 1: Austin from Austria, and she there's one thing in particular,
Speaker 1: she was aware that there would be cultural differences, but
Speaker 1: the one thing that she just can't get her brain
Speaker 1: around is a message that a lot of Texans send
Speaker 1: in their front yard or on their vehicle, and.
Speaker 2: It is warning. It's a sign that says warning, protected
Speaker 2: by and then there is a drawing of a handgun
Speaker 2: and underneath it says we do not call nine to
Speaker 2: one one. This Austrian woman cannot get her brain around that.
Speaker 2: She's saying that there's culture shock to come back to
Speaker 2: the United States.
Speaker 3: Definitely culture shock living in Texas. And she said, this
Speaker 3: is a sign that I see most in Texas neighborhood
Speaker 3: saying if you come to my house, I'm not going
Speaker 3: to call the cops, I'm going to shoot you.
Speaker 2: And she is blown away by this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, have you seen the videos on Instagram
Speaker 1: of its like I don't know a fighter jet or
Speaker 1: a Blackhawk helicopter, or NASCAR or a football stadium. And
Speaker 1: it says the European mind cannot comprehend this. They just
Speaker 1: can't get their brains around. Have you seen the ones
Speaker 1: that say protected by Magnum three fifty seven.
Speaker 2: I've seen stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, It's like, hey, I guess cultures are different, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: She said if I put this same sign in my
Speaker 2: front yard in Europe, the police would be there in
Speaker 2: a heartbeat. Really yes, yeah, wow.
Speaker 1: I saw a clip recently of a Canadian police officer
Speaker 1: talking about he was telling the Canadians that you should
Speaker 1: not lock your doors to your home and just leave
Speaker 1: your key fobs inside the door because they're not there
Speaker 1: to rob you. They're there to steal your car, So
Speaker 1: just unlock the door and leave the key fob there make.
Speaker 2: It easier for them to steal your stud.
Speaker 1: And that clip and then that clip segues from him
Speaker 1: to a sheriff in Florida that says, if someone breaks
Speaker 1: in your house in the state of Florida, you have
Speaker 1: absolutely every right in the world to shoot them.
Speaker 2: In fact, we prefer that you do shoot.
Speaker 1: Them justice, right, so we don't have to mess with them.
Speaker 1: He literally said that, encouraging them to do it. So, boy,
Speaker 1: you got to be a fool to break into someone's
Speaker 1: house while.
Speaker 2: They're at their home.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's you're putting people in in a
Speaker 4: in a split second decision.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you want to protect your family, right,
Speaker 2: you learn about this in your concealed class, right.
Speaker 4: I did take his concealed class, and that, boy, if
Speaker 4: it teaches you anything, it teaches you not to use
Speaker 4: that gun unless your your or your family's life is threatened,
Speaker 4: and you know people will wave a gun over you know,
Speaker 4: you like road rage, which is stupid and illegal, waving
Speaker 4: your gun, doing a warning shot and waving your gun
Speaker 4: is illegal. Doing a warning shot in the air is illegal.
Speaker 4: The laws are in Texas anyway, are much more in
Speaker 4: your favor if you have to use your gun at
Speaker 4: night versus during the.
Speaker 2: Day, just because it's just old, old, old Texas law.
Speaker 4: And then the other interesting thing that they said that
Speaker 4: I thought was really interesting is even if you're in
Speaker 4: the right to shoot someone, you're probably going to spend
Speaker 4: many I'm twenty thousand dollars defending yourself, Oh wow, if
Speaker 4: you're totally right and everyone's going to go hey, he
Speaker 4: was defending his family. If it goes to court, you're
Speaker 4: gonna spend twenty grand. So don't have a problem with
Speaker 4: that if I'm defending my my life or my family life.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: But he said, if someone's running out your door with
Speaker 4: a TV, is that worth twenty thousand dollars late in
Speaker 4: a month? Forget that you're shooting someone, right, it's you're
Speaker 4: in You have insurance if someone's breaking into or stealing
Speaker 4: your car. You have car insurance, right, yep? So do
Speaker 4: you want to go out there and shoot them?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably not I want to, but I know I
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 4: I probably would, you know what I mean though? It's
Speaker 4: really interesting. You know, if someone's you know, running, comes
Speaker 4: in trying to steal your computer, right.
Speaker 2: What's it worth? Yeah? What if you just beat him up?
Speaker 2: At defending me? What if you just beat them up?
Speaker 2: I'm serious?
Speaker 1: You don't shoot him to beat the hell out of
Speaker 1: Is that more problems?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was a concealed class, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Any guy comes into your house and tries to steal
Speaker 1: your TV, Yeah, don't have a gun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you beat the hell out of him. You're
Speaker 2: not gonna get in trouble for that.
Speaker 3: Right, Point again at him to make a few friends
Speaker 3: and then take him down.
Speaker 1: Hey, you snap a few fingers, you break a leg
Speaker 1: and knee into your house again?
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, tie him up and take a you know,
Speaker 4: a hammer to their knees, cut.
Speaker 2: A finger off, make make him eat it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, feed them their fingers, put them up their nose,
Speaker 1: take pictures of it and post it on social embarrassed
Speaker 1: live live stream it.
Speaker 2: This guy tried to break into my house. Watch what
Speaker 2: I do with the pictures on the on your front
Speaker 2: fence to warn all the other people.
Speaker 4: You might be thinking about the equivalent of like, yeah,
Speaker 4: like hanging the dead coyote on the fence post.
Speaker 3: Right when I would set scorpions on fire on our
Speaker 3: front porch to send a message to the other scorp.
Speaker 1: Put them on a little bamboo skewer. Put them at
Speaker 1: the front door.
Speaker 2: Not scorpion friendly here. That might actually work.
Speaker 4: You know, I told you I was going uh just
Speaker 4: the other day we were talking about how it was
Speaker 4: on this mosquito thing, all the different ways to combat mosquitos.
Speaker 2: You know what one of them is.
Speaker 4: Boy, we're going on here, but is there are these
Speaker 4: little uh on metal pins, these little handmade painted metallic dragonflies.
Speaker 4: Oh that scares them that you hang around your backyard
Speaker 4: and it scares off bugs.
Speaker 2: So your scorpion thing could be Yeah, that's true. Maybe
Speaker 2: you should make some Tricia, go find some squirre little
Speaker 2: scorpion skewers. What if that's what makes us rich.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing, mailing people scorpion skewers.
Speaker 1: You stick with the latto, Yeah, my bad stick with
Speaker 1: the lotto Tricia, that'd be best for you.
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