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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let your tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get going here, fifteen minutes left. If you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't voted yet for you, say we play figure we

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<v Speaker 1>got Deaftones in town tonight. Let's do deaftones for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Say we played this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us which tune you on to hear my own

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<v Speaker 2>Summer change or Diamond Dies.

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<v Speaker 3>Vote right now JR. Facebook Page one with the most

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<v Speaker 3>votes will play it back at nine and one of

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<v Speaker 3>you will be randomly picked and hooked up with that

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<v Speaker 3>tickets to go see Kim Dracula. Okay, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>that Deaftone show tonight, Randy Baby. So I have for

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<v Speaker 3>years offered up a theory on this show. And I

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<v Speaker 3>feel as if I can say this because I grew

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<v Speaker 3>up in South Florida mm hmm before moving here many

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<v Speaker 3>many years ago. My family is still in South Florida

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<v Speaker 3>and I have deep connections there, And I mean this

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<v Speaker 3>is with the most respect and just an honest observation.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's right.

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<v Speaker 3>The further south you go in this state, the sketchier

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<v Speaker 3>it gets. And I have presented incident after incident, and

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<v Speaker 3>evidence upon evidence to support that I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was born and raised in the state too, and even

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<v Speaker 2>I know, yes, that is a true stapment.

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<v Speaker 3>Scalpers have now been caught selling free DMV appointments for

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<v Speaker 3>two hundred and fifty dollars in Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>Are the lines that bad?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they are the If you think going to the

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<v Speaker 3>driver's license office here in our area is sometimes challenging,

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<v Speaker 3>I can tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably because all these scalpers have bought.

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<v Speaker 3>Them all up. Well, yeah, that's part of it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>that they're woefully understaffed at a lot of those places.

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<v Speaker 3>The population has ex bloated. Yeah, it just it just

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't support the demand. Now, on the capitalist side of myself,

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<v Speaker 3>I have to give credit here for creativity to create

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<v Speaker 3>a non traditional revenue stream.

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<v Speaker 2>That is incredible so.

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<v Speaker 3>That you get your confirmation code for your appointment. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>that just you know, they scoop up a bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>those and I'll sell you one for two fifty. You

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<v Speaker 3>need the nine thirty. On Tuesday, I got that handled.

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<v Speaker 2>What did he say? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 3>Do I say I rest my case at this point?

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<v Speaker 3>Or just keep bringing these up as well.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta keep bringing them up because you know they

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<v Speaker 2>make get an idiotology, as did that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming up in April. Out in Sacramento, California, they're having

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<v Speaker 3>their Grilled Cheese Festival.

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<v Speaker 2>Otherwise, Pat, you'd be cutting off the filter for a

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<v Speaker 2>a section of idiotology sources true true. Oh, Grilled Cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>Festival, Sacramento, California, April twelfth and thirteen.

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<v Speaker 2>That was great until you said Sacramento. Nothing against that.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I thought it was maybe a little closer that

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<v Speaker 2>we could go to.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, listen, if you are heavily into grilled cheese, we

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<v Speaker 3>love a good grilled cheese. We've had many discussions on

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<v Speaker 3>this show about just being a quality comfort food in

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<v Speaker 3>and of itself.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm probably those grilled cheeses get me in trouble because

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<v Speaker 2>I have a follow up appointment today and I have

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<v Speaker 2>a feel in Doc's gonna know that I've had some

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<v Speaker 2>grilled cheeses to.

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<v Speaker 3>The make Them with Mayonnaise text that'll be coming in,

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<v Speaker 3>and all the other observations and opinions and offerings when

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<v Speaker 3>it comes to the grilled Cheese round table. Never mind

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<v Speaker 3>any of that, I bring this particular grilled cheese festival

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<v Speaker 3>up because they're taking it to a whole new level

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<v Speaker 3>in Sacramento.

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<v Speaker 2>Loo, could you one up a grilled cheese fest.

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<v Speaker 3>With professional wrestling on?

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<v Speaker 2>Are they having it in Cheese?

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<v Speaker 3>You're having National Wrestling Alliance wrestlers participate in this year's event.

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<v Speaker 3>Is part of the extracurricular activities available at said grilled

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<v Speaker 3>cheese festival.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna have the wrestlers cooking girl cheese wrestling. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>people that like grilled cheese is probably like wrestling too.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing wrong with having those two things in your likes.

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<v Speaker 3>Call them just you know that information right there may

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<v Speaker 3>been enough to put them over the edge. Get a

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<v Speaker 3>few people to just book their flight to Sacramento.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have the stats on what the grilled Cheese

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<v Speaker 2>fest casts because maybe we could, maybe we could rip

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<v Speaker 2>it off. You know the boss Man, he's always looking

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<v Speaker 2>for ideas.

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<v Speaker 3>Has this been done in this area? Does anyone know

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<v Speaker 3>it's not? If it hasn't, we're on the record now.

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<v Speaker 3>We can we can offer this as as evident that

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<v Speaker 3>we came up with it for this era. Does anyone

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<v Speaker 3>know has there been a grilled cheese festival here inside

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<v Speaker 3>in Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>This little thing called Google. Nos.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, you're the multitasker of the show. I'm incapable

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<v Speaker 3>of doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>So grilled Cheese fest problem that's too deep. I won't

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<v Speaker 2>go to it in Florida. It's probably part of the

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<v Speaker 2>Florida Man Games Grilled Cheese Festival. Cool Today Park, hold on?

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<v Speaker 3>What city is that? Saturday?

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<v Speaker 2>November twenty third cheesy extravaganza? Join us? We're okay, hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>we might have something to latch onto. Fourth annual Grilled

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<v Speaker 2>Cheese Festival at Cool Today. I don't know where Cool

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<v Speaker 2>Today is, but we're finding out. ansB Grilled Cheese Challenge,

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<v Speaker 2>New Smurta Beach.

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<v Speaker 3>Are are these things that have already happened though?

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<v Speaker 2>Talking? Yeah? Okay, a December twenty nine four check in

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<v Speaker 2>tent for the NSB Grilled Cheese Challenge.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn it, Well that's a grilled cheese cookoff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do you think this is?

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<v Speaker 3>We're on. Let's let's table this for now.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said fake wrestling with fake cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>We got into that yesterday with Sargento.

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<v Speaker 3>Sargento trying to completely upset the whole cheese industry with

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<v Speaker 3>they're not fake American cheese, said a bunch of kill joys.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said those wrestlers must be desperate. Hey, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>when you get a wrestling gig, you start at the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom to go up. Campbell's now has a grilled cheese

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<v Speaker 2>flavored tomato soup. That's a good idea everybody, you know

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<v Speaker 2>most people like grilled cheese and tomato soup. But not

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<v Speaker 2>bad all right.

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<v Speaker 3>And one final thing for you to look at when

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<v Speaker 3>you have a chance today on the jar Facebook page, Taco.

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<v Speaker 3>We've been to double in Ireland, and we've been to

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<v Speaker 3>doublin Ireland. On St. Patrick's Dad, it's bonkers as an

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<v Speaker 3>American in Dublin, stay in your lane and for God's sake,

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<v Speaker 3>do not hop onto a a horse and carriage, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>to go someplace and then try to skip out on

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<v Speaker 3>the fair or you will potentially have this happen to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead and watch the video when you have a change.

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<v Speaker 3>The horse and carriage driver got off chase these two

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<v Speaker 3>punks down got him corner with the crop. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop, I can't believe you do that to your horse.

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<v Speaker 2>He's abused. Kid coughs up one hundred dollars Bill you

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<v Speaker 2>want another funniest thing. My dad told me a story

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<v Speaker 2>that I forgot to tell. You might have one time

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking about Italy and he said how he

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<v Speaker 2>was probably the only in the navy that got arrested

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<v Speaker 2>for stealing a horse in Italy. This was in his

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<v Speaker 2>drinking days. This was in his drinking day. I had

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<v Speaker 2>never heard it either. I go, how do you not

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<v Speaker 2>tell me stuff like this? He was walking back to

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<v Speaker 2>the ship after a party, and again it was just drinking,

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<v Speaker 2>and and he saw a horse like and and carriage

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I think hooked up. And he got in

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<v Speaker 2>and started whipping the horse to get and the guy

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<v Speaker 2>ran and because he didn't know the proper whatever, so

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<v Speaker 2>he started, you know, getting the horse to go, going

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<v Speaker 2>to go go, he kind of. So they were gonna

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<v Speaker 2>charge him with stealing it and brought him back to

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<v Speaker 2>the to the boat and the ship ship sorry, and

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<v Speaker 2>the captain or the head of it, his his big

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<v Speaker 2>boss said whatever his title is Robert, And the hell

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<v Speaker 2>would I even explain this to the captain? He goes,

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<v Speaker 2>what is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 3>You would kicked out of the navy. Did they get

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<v Speaker 3>the charges dropped?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's how he got out. They said they went

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<v Speaker 2>and got him and he said, I don't even know

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<v Speaker 2>how to explain this. He goes and it makes me

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<v Speaker 2>look bad. I have numb skulls like you under me.

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<v Speaker 2>They're still on a horse and carriage in a different country.

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<v Speaker 2>Little Italian guy running after my dad. Oh this person

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<v Speaker 2>their son booked b DMV appointment pat. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>month wait and then they got there and forgot one

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<v Speaker 2>piece of the mail. Oh god, no

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<v Speaker 1>J rr