Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let your tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots all right?
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Speaker 3: Vote right now JR. Facebook Page one with the most
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Speaker 3: tickets to go see Kim Dracula. Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 3: that Deaftone show tonight, Randy Baby. So I have for
Speaker 3: years offered up a theory on this show. And I
Speaker 3: feel as if I can say this because I grew
Speaker 3: up in South Florida mm hmm before moving here many
Speaker 3: many years ago. My family is still in South Florida
Speaker 3: and I have deep connections there, And I mean this
Speaker 3: is with the most respect and just an honest observation.
Speaker 2: And it's right.
Speaker 3: The further south you go in this state, the sketchier
Speaker 3: it gets. And I have presented incident after incident, and
Speaker 3: evidence upon evidence to support that I.
Speaker 2: Was born and raised in the state too, and even
Speaker 2: I know, yes, that is a true stapment.
Speaker 3: Scalpers have now been caught selling free DMV appointments for
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty dollars in Miami.
Speaker 2: Are the lines that bad?
Speaker 3: Yes, they are the If you think going to the
Speaker 3: driver's license office here in our area is sometimes challenging,
Speaker 3: I can tell you.
Speaker 2: Probably because all these scalpers have bought.
Speaker 3: Them all up. Well, yeah, that's part of it. It's
Speaker 3: that they're woefully understaffed at a lot of those places.
Speaker 3: The population has ex bloated. Yeah, it just it just
Speaker 3: doesn't support the demand. Now, on the capitalist side of myself,
Speaker 3: I have to give credit here for creativity to create
Speaker 3: a non traditional revenue stream.
Speaker 2: That is incredible so.
Speaker 3: That you get your confirmation code for your appointment. Man,
Speaker 3: that just you know, they scoop up a bunch of
Speaker 3: those and I'll sell you one for two fifty. You
Speaker 3: need the nine thirty. On Tuesday, I got that handled.
Speaker 2: What did he say? Nothing?
Speaker 3: Do I say I rest my case at this point?
Speaker 3: Or just keep bringing these up as well.
Speaker 2: You gotta keep bringing them up because you know they
Speaker 2: make get an idiotology, as did that one.
Speaker 3: Coming up in April. Out in Sacramento, California, they're having
Speaker 3: their Grilled Cheese Festival.
Speaker 2: Otherwise, Pat, you'd be cutting off the filter for a
Speaker 2: a section of idiotology sources true true. Oh, Grilled Cheese.
Speaker 3: Festival, Sacramento, California, April twelfth and thirteen.
Speaker 2: That was great until you said Sacramento. Nothing against that.
Speaker 2: Just I thought it was maybe a little closer that
Speaker 2: we could go to.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, if you are heavily into grilled cheese, we
Speaker 3: love a good grilled cheese. We've had many discussions on
Speaker 3: this show about just being a quality comfort food in
Speaker 3: and of itself.
Speaker 2: I'm probably those grilled cheeses get me in trouble because
Speaker 2: I have a follow up appointment today and I have
Speaker 2: a feel in Doc's gonna know that I've had some
Speaker 2: grilled cheeses to.
Speaker 3: The make Them with Mayonnaise text that'll be coming in,
Speaker 3: and all the other observations and opinions and offerings when
Speaker 3: it comes to the grilled Cheese round table. Never mind
Speaker 3: any of that, I bring this particular grilled cheese festival
Speaker 3: up because they're taking it to a whole new level
Speaker 3: in Sacramento.
Speaker 2: Loo, could you one up a grilled cheese fest.
Speaker 3: With professional wrestling on?
Speaker 2: Are they having it in Cheese?
Speaker 3: You're having National Wrestling Alliance wrestlers participate in this year's event.
Speaker 3: Is part of the extracurricular activities available at said grilled
Speaker 3: cheese festival.
Speaker 2: They're gonna have the wrestlers cooking girl cheese wrestling. I mean,
Speaker 2: people that like grilled cheese is probably like wrestling too.
Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with having those two things in your likes.
Speaker 3: Call them just you know that information right there may
Speaker 3: been enough to put them over the edge. Get a
Speaker 3: few people to just book their flight to Sacramento.
Speaker 2: Do you have the stats on what the grilled Cheese
Speaker 2: fest casts because maybe we could, maybe we could rip
Speaker 2: it off. You know the boss Man, he's always looking
Speaker 2: for ideas.
Speaker 3: Has this been done in this area? Does anyone know
Speaker 3: it's not? If it hasn't, we're on the record now.
Speaker 3: We can we can offer this as as evident that
Speaker 3: we came up with it for this era. Does anyone
Speaker 3: know has there been a grilled cheese festival here inside
Speaker 3: in Florida.
Speaker 2: This little thing called Google. Nos.
Speaker 3: Hold on, you're the multitasker of the show. I'm incapable
Speaker 3: of doing that.
Speaker 2: So grilled Cheese fest problem that's too deep. I won't
Speaker 2: go to it in Florida. It's probably part of the
Speaker 2: Florida Man Games Grilled Cheese Festival. Cool Today Park, hold on?
Speaker 3: What city is that? Saturday?
Speaker 2: November twenty third cheesy extravaganza? Join us? We're okay, hold on,
Speaker 2: we might have something to latch onto. Fourth annual Grilled
Speaker 2: Cheese Festival at Cool Today. I don't know where Cool
Speaker 2: Today is, but we're finding out. ansB Grilled Cheese Challenge,
Speaker 2: New Smurta Beach.
Speaker 3: Are are these things that have already happened though?
Speaker 2: Talking? Yeah? Okay, a December twenty nine four check in
Speaker 2: tent for the NSB Grilled Cheese Challenge.
Speaker 3: Damn it, Well that's a grilled cheese cookoff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think this is?
Speaker 3: We're on. Let's let's table this for now.
Speaker 2: Somebody said fake wrestling with fake cheese.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 2: We got into that yesterday with Sargento.
Speaker 3: Sargento trying to completely upset the whole cheese industry with
Speaker 3: they're not fake American cheese, said a bunch of kill joys.
Speaker 2: Somebody said those wrestlers must be desperate. Hey, hey, man,
Speaker 2: when you get a wrestling gig, you start at the
Speaker 2: bottom to go up. Campbell's now has a grilled cheese
Speaker 2: flavored tomato soup. That's a good idea everybody, you know
Speaker 2: most people like grilled cheese and tomato soup. But not
Speaker 2: bad all right.
Speaker 3: And one final thing for you to look at when
Speaker 3: you have a chance today on the jar Facebook page, Taco.
Speaker 3: We've been to double in Ireland, and we've been to
Speaker 3: doublin Ireland. On St. Patrick's Dad, it's bonkers as an
Speaker 3: American in Dublin, stay in your lane and for God's sake,
Speaker 3: do not hop onto a a horse and carriage, you know,
Speaker 3: to go someplace and then try to skip out on
Speaker 3: the fair or you will potentially have this happen to you.
Speaker 3: Go ahead and watch the video when you have a change.
Speaker 3: The horse and carriage driver got off chase these two
Speaker 3: punks down got him corner with the crop. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Stop, I can't believe you do that to your horse.
Speaker 2: He's abused. Kid coughs up one hundred dollars Bill you
Speaker 2: want another funniest thing. My dad told me a story
Speaker 2: that I forgot to tell. You might have one time
Speaker 2: we were talking about Italy and he said how he
Speaker 2: was probably the only in the navy that got arrested
Speaker 2: for stealing a horse in Italy. This was in his
Speaker 2: drinking days. This was in his drinking day. I had
Speaker 2: never heard it either. I go, how do you not
Speaker 2: tell me stuff like this? He was walking back to
Speaker 2: the ship after a party, and again it was just drinking,
Speaker 2: and and he saw a horse like and and carriage
Speaker 2: you know, I think hooked up. And he got in
Speaker 2: and started whipping the horse to get and the guy
Speaker 2: ran and because he didn't know the proper whatever, so
Speaker 2: he started, you know, getting the horse to go, going
Speaker 2: to go go, he kind of. So they were gonna
Speaker 2: charge him with stealing it and brought him back to
Speaker 2: the to the boat and the ship ship sorry, and
Speaker 2: the captain or the head of it, his his big
Speaker 2: boss said whatever his title is Robert, And the hell
Speaker 2: would I even explain this to the captain? He goes,
Speaker 2: what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: You would kicked out of the navy. Did they get
Speaker 3: the charges dropped?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how he got out. They said they went
Speaker 2: and got him and he said, I don't even know
Speaker 2: how to explain this. He goes and it makes me
Speaker 2: look bad. I have numb skulls like you under me.
Speaker 2: They're still on a horse and carriage in a different country.
Speaker 2: Little Italian guy running after my dad. Oh this person
Speaker 2: their son booked b DMV appointment pat. It was a
Speaker 2: month wait and then they got there and forgot one
Speaker 2: piece of the mail. Oh god, no
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