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<v Speaker 1>Orlando's rock station one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it all right. So yesterday, of course, was

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<v Speaker 1>April Fool's Day, and we told you we weren't going

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<v Speaker 1>to screw with you during our show, and we we

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<v Speaker 1>stuck to it. We were good, good with that pledge. However,

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<v Speaker 1>the Shenanigans rolled outs all over the place. There there

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<v Speaker 1>were some good ones pulled yesterday. I'm sure I thought

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<v Speaker 1>probably the best one was Sports Center ESPN announcing that

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<v Speaker 1>College Game Day was going to be an in studio

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<v Speaker 1>show for the upcoming season due to budget cuts. That's good,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was just gonna be a two man panel now,

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<v Speaker 1>because that would just kill that. Yeah. So, but that

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<v Speaker 1>obviously was a gotcha. One That really wasn't quite as funny,

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<v Speaker 1>although plausible, was the rumored death of uh Dennis Rodman,

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<v Speaker 1>the worm who who puts someone started a rumor yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>The Dennis Rodman, who is I think he's like sixty

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<v Speaker 1>three years Yeah, he's sixty three years old, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>The retired Chicago Bulls star and good friend of Kim

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<v Speaker 1>Kim John. Oh yeah, they're buds, fell victim to uh

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<v Speaker 1>autoerotic asphyxiation and that's that's the part where you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>they could be true, see that happening. Yeah, just found

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<v Speaker 1>him in address makeup on that's it, But no address

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<v Speaker 1>with a wier hang out. Rodman nipped that one in

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<v Speaker 1>the bud though. He got on his social said no, man,

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<v Speaker 1>the worm's fine and that that is that's not true. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>third person like that, No no, no, no he But

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<v Speaker 1>on the same day, you know, you find out that

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<v Speaker 1>felt Val Kilmer died. Yeah, death's nothing to not to

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<v Speaker 1>even tempt fate with. But like I said, plausible on

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<v Speaker 1>that one.

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<v Speaker 2>If you told me, hey, they found him and I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't think about anything with April fools, I would believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>In second sure the whole water see him going out

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<v Speaker 1>like that, Oh yeah, I can see that.

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<v Speaker 2>With with Kim Jong watchings, that would just be weird, noun't.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't put anything past Kim Jong and Kim. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're listening, you know on the free I Heart radio app,

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<v Speaker 2>make sure you put j R R as the first

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<v Speaker 2>free set, and uh that's what they say.

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<v Speaker 1>And then also just we're good, dude, I mean we're

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<v Speaker 1>not good. Okay, let's move on. Don't worry his his rockets.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't make it here stop, barely make it off the

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<v Speaker 1>land mass over there. He's friends with Dennis Rodman. I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of only fans. Is being sued by two guys

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<v Speaker 1>who realized that they might not actually be talking to

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<v Speaker 1>the models that they're paying to talk to. If there's

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<v Speaker 1>some to this, there is, Bobby, You don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>these women who have these huge subscribers they have, they

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<v Speaker 1>have AI talking to them, all right, or people on

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<v Speaker 1>their staff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, responded, I have heard that it's like the old days.

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<v Speaker 2>It's semi relatable to or it's similar to when it

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<v Speaker 2>was phone sex and you thought you had this smoking

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<v Speaker 2>hot chick on there right eight seven seven lines, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was really just you know, begging.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's in the trailer park smoking, yeah, literally smoking,

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<v Speaker 1>uh huh and walking out with her portable phone back

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<v Speaker 1>then out to the front yard to change the laundry

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<v Speaker 1>up on the bricks, you know, at the trailer park. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's really into me, man, totally. It's like the strip club,

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<v Speaker 1>same thing. Oh, this one likes me yep, until the

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<v Speaker 1>ugly lights come on. It's game over, buddy, game over.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she likes how I'm filtering this popcorn in

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth, in my in my.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweatpants, A drink. Sure, I'll buy you a seventeen dollars rose.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, it's up to twenty five now. They just

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<v Speaker 1>they couldn't believe that it wasn't actually hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody at two two five, two six said how about

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to Rockville, announcing that they weren't going to allow

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear this?

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<v Speaker 1>What was their gag? We weren't gonna allow black shirts anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>If you fell for that, come on, what boy? A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of space here this year. That's pretty funny, though,

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<v Speaker 1>that is.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know that they did that for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>but I pretty much say that dad, if.

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<v Speaker 1>The rodmin autoeronic asphyxiation, that is, that's very plausible. I

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<v Speaker 1>think most people would have not even questioned that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody has a podcast now. I think it's well established.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't, you can very easily. You can start

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<v Speaker 1>one today if you wanted to podcast, or only fans

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<v Speaker 1>page yes, or you're an influencer, you know, just just start,

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<v Speaker 1>just jump in and your Maury Povich rolled out his

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<v Speaker 1>new podcast. Maury is now eighty six years old. I

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<v Speaker 1>hate I don't mean this in a bad way. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even know he was alive still, but oh I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking of Springer. Yeah, Maury, same, same kind of

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<v Speaker 1>category of trash TV. But when they admitted that, yeah, sure, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not the father. Marie has been married to Connie

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<v Speaker 1>Chung for years. Yeah, of CBS News fame. She's seventy eight.

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<v Speaker 1>So Maury of course has the wife on his first

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and does she talk about sexy time. They felt

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<v Speaker 1>compelled to let everybody know, although not directly, it was

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<v Speaker 1>more than implied that Sunday is let's grind it out day?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh was her name again? Because Connie Nie Chung

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<v Speaker 1>exactly she was for a while, was a host of

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<v Speaker 1>CBS Nightly News. She was a looker for a while. Today. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's eighty six, she's seventy eight. They saved the love

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<v Speaker 1>making day for sun Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's carved out nothing, nothing screams, not of the screams

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<v Speaker 2>romantic like, Uh, I don't know you're planning out a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess if you're eighty you gonna work up

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<v Speaker 1>to it. Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Connie is looking pretty old now, I mean she is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mean that bad and come to think of it,

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<v Speaker 2>they looking at all her other pictures, she was never

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<v Speaker 2>ready good looking.

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<v Speaker 1>I say good. They've been married since nineteen eighty four.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for that, Yeah, good for that. In this one,

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<v Speaker 1>fire still burns. Uh huh. Look at her in that

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<v Speaker 1>one on the right. That's good. It's it's like her headshot,

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<v Speaker 1>publicity shot. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for you, Connie giving him that Chung King on

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<v Speaker 2>a Sunday.

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