Speaker 1: Orlando's rock station one O one one w j r R.
Speaker 1: Let's do it all right. So yesterday, of course, was
Speaker 1: April Fool's Day, and we told you we weren't going
Speaker 1: to screw with you during our show, and we we
Speaker 1: stuck to it. We were good, good with that pledge. However,
Speaker 1: the Shenanigans rolled outs all over the place. There there
Speaker 1: were some good ones pulled yesterday. I'm sure I thought
Speaker 1: probably the best one was Sports Center ESPN announcing that
Speaker 1: College Game Day was going to be an in studio
Speaker 1: show for the upcoming season due to budget cuts. That's good,
Speaker 1: and it was just gonna be a two man panel now,
Speaker 1: because that would just kill that. Yeah. So, but that
Speaker 1: obviously was a gotcha. One That really wasn't quite as funny,
Speaker 1: although plausible, was the rumored death of uh Dennis Rodman,
Speaker 1: the worm who who puts someone started a rumor yesterday.
Speaker 1: The Dennis Rodman, who is I think he's like sixty
Speaker 1: three years Yeah, he's sixty three years old, of course,
Speaker 1: The retired Chicago Bulls star and good friend of Kim
Speaker 1: Kim John. Oh yeah, they're buds, fell victim to uh
Speaker 1: autoerotic asphyxiation and that's that's the part where you're like,
Speaker 1: they could be true, see that happening. Yeah, just found
Speaker 1: him in address makeup on that's it, But no address
Speaker 1: with a wier hang out. Rodman nipped that one in
Speaker 1: the bud though. He got on his social said no, man,
Speaker 1: the worm's fine and that that is that's not true. Hey,
Speaker 1: third person like that, No no, no, no he But
Speaker 1: on the same day, you know, you find out that
Speaker 1: felt Val Kilmer died. Yeah, death's nothing to not to
Speaker 1: even tempt fate with. But like I said, plausible on
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 2: If you told me, hey, they found him and I
Speaker 2: didn't think about anything with April fools, I would believe it.
Speaker 1: In second sure the whole water see him going out
Speaker 1: like that, Oh yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 2: With with Kim Jong watchings, that would just be weird, noun't.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't put anything past Kim Jong and Kim. If
Speaker 2: you're listening, you know on the free I Heart radio app,
Speaker 2: make sure you put j R R as the first
Speaker 2: free set, and uh that's what they say.
Speaker 1: And then also just we're good, dude, I mean we're
Speaker 1: not good. Okay, let's move on. Don't worry his his rockets.
Speaker 1: Can't make it here stop, barely make it off the
Speaker 1: land mass over there. He's friends with Dennis Rodman. I
Speaker 1: kind of only fans. Is being sued by two guys
Speaker 1: who realized that they might not actually be talking to
Speaker 1: the models that they're paying to talk to. If there's
Speaker 1: some to this, there is, Bobby, You don't know that
Speaker 1: these women who have these huge subscribers they have, they
Speaker 1: have AI talking to them, all right, or people on
Speaker 1: their staff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, responded, I have heard that it's like the old days.
Speaker 2: It's semi relatable to or it's similar to when it
Speaker 2: was phone sex and you thought you had this smoking
Speaker 2: hot chick on there right eight seven seven lines, and
Speaker 2: it was really just you know, begging.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in the trailer park smoking, yeah, literally smoking,
Speaker 1: uh huh and walking out with her portable phone back
Speaker 1: then out to the front yard to change the laundry
Speaker 1: up on the bricks, you know, at the trailer park. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's really into me, man, totally. It's like the strip club,
Speaker 1: same thing. Oh, this one likes me yep, until the
Speaker 1: ugly lights come on. It's game over, buddy, game over.
Speaker 2: I think she likes how I'm filtering this popcorn in
Speaker 2: my mouth, in my in my.
Speaker 1: Sweatpants, A drink. Sure, I'll buy you a seventeen dollars rose.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's up to twenty five now. They just
Speaker 1: they couldn't believe that it wasn't actually hurt.
Speaker 2: Somebody at two two five, two six said how about
Speaker 2: welcome to Rockville, announcing that they weren't going to allow
Speaker 2: Did you hear this?
Speaker 1: What was their gag? We weren't gonna allow black shirts anymore?
Speaker 1: If you fell for that, come on, what boy? A
Speaker 1: lot of space here this year. That's pretty funny, though,
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know that they did that for sure,
Speaker 2: but I pretty much say that dad, if.
Speaker 1: The rodmin autoeronic asphyxiation, that is, that's very plausible. I
Speaker 1: think most people would have not even questioned that. Okay,
Speaker 1: everybody has a podcast now. I think it's well established.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you can very easily. You can start
Speaker 1: one today if you wanted to podcast, or only fans
Speaker 1: page yes, or you're an influencer, you know, just just start,
Speaker 1: just jump in and your Maury Povich rolled out his
Speaker 1: new podcast. Maury is now eighty six years old. I
Speaker 1: hate I don't mean this in a bad way. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know he was alive still, but oh I
Speaker 1: was thinking of Springer. Yeah, Maury, same, same kind of
Speaker 1: category of trash TV. But when they admitted that, yeah, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not the father. Marie has been married to Connie
Speaker 1: Chung for years. Yeah, of CBS News fame. She's seventy eight.
Speaker 1: So Maury of course has the wife on his first
Speaker 1: podcast and does she talk about sexy time. They felt
Speaker 1: compelled to let everybody know, although not directly, it was
Speaker 1: more than implied that Sunday is let's grind it out day?
Speaker 1: Uh huh was her name again? Because Connie Nie Chung
Speaker 1: exactly she was for a while, was a host of
Speaker 1: CBS Nightly News. She was a looker for a while. Today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's eighty six, she's seventy eight. They saved the love
Speaker 1: making day for sun Sunday.
Speaker 2: It's carved out nothing, nothing screams, not of the screams
Speaker 2: romantic like, Uh, I don't know you're planning out a day.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess if you're eighty you gonna work up
Speaker 1: to it. Dude.
Speaker 2: Wow, Connie is looking pretty old now, I mean she is.
Speaker 2: I don't mean that bad and come to think of it,
Speaker 2: they looking at all her other pictures, she was never
Speaker 2: ready good looking.
Speaker 1: I say good. They've been married since nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1: Good for that, Yeah, good for that. In this one,
Speaker 1: fire still burns. Uh huh. Look at her in that
Speaker 1: one on the right. That's good. It's it's like her headshot,
Speaker 1: publicity shot. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Good for you, Connie giving him that Chung King on
Speaker 2: a Sunday.
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