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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Cult of Cryptis. Strange encounters of frogs

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<v Speaker 1>and lizards, dumb my nick children, DoD Man, Bigfoot, Mockman

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<v Speaker 1>and all their victims, Murray pictures captured by shot witness,

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<v Speaker 1>ufloes breaking laws of physics, Pictures of aliens carving the

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<v Speaker 1>high rogue lyphics.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the bizarre world that.

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<v Speaker 3>We live in.

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<v Speaker 4>So sit back, relax, laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics.

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<v Speaker 5>This is Tom Thompson Postinos the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcasts,

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<v Speaker 5>and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about

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<v Speaker 5>some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this

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<v Speaker 5>wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The

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<v Speaker 5>curtains are open. We're checking tickets at the door.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about to get strange.

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<v Speaker 6>Everybody punch him, please, Billy.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to now. Why did the dell cross

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<v Speaker 4>the road?

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<v Speaker 2>Did who adele?

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<v Speaker 4>Why it's too hot to us say hello from the

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<v Speaker 4>other side.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that was really funny. The crowd loved it. Welcome, Welcome,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody to the podcast. This is Strange Brew Podcast coming

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<v Speaker 2>in your ear holes. On this very special Saint Patti's

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<v Speaker 2>Day episode, we are doing a Saint Patty's Day special

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<v Speaker 2>once again. And I'm one of your hosts, Tom Kat

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<v Speaker 2>aka Thompson, whatever my fucking name is. And who else

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<v Speaker 2>do we have on this fucking bitch.

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<v Speaker 4>My name's Billy.

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<v Speaker 2>His name's Billy's.

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<v Speaker 6>Billy and I'm Tom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Just remember.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's it's not supposed to be creepy. You can't

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<v Speaker 4>use like that. I don't know. That doesn't really I've

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<v Speaker 4>contemplated for way too long. Now, I'm like Bill William

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<v Speaker 4>will and I'm like, okay, I can't be Bill. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm way too fucking smiley to be a Bill. It's like, Hi,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm Bill. It's like, oh, you're a dick.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, really cool Bill. He's got long hair and

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<v Speaker 2>smokes tons of wheat and drinks tons of beer. Billyam Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's called you.

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<v Speaker 7>Bill William or Billiard Billiard?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember do you remember Anton Domember Do you remember on

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast when we every other every episode, I would

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<v Speaker 2>think of a new name for Billy, Billy Baldwin. H yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you remember that every episode?

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<v Speaker 7>Tell you, I mean it's gotta be, It's gotta be.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh, you know, Dawn think taking care of all those names,

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<v Speaker 6>because you come up with a new one for yourself

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<v Speaker 6>almost every episode.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. I'm today, I am AKA, I'm yeah a

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<v Speaker 2>k A the big Leprechaun. I don't fucking aka. And

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<v Speaker 2>if you're tuning into this on, if it's in your

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<v Speaker 2>ear holes, you can, you know, if you feel inclined,

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<v Speaker 2>to jump over to the YouTube and you can watch

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<v Speaker 2>this because this is our We do it so often

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<v Speaker 2>and for some reason, we always do it around holidays

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<v Speaker 2>quotations where we drink and we record it. And for

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<v Speaker 2>the first time we have Me, Billy and Anton all

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<v Speaker 2>on a special together and you can see all of

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<v Speaker 2>our stupid faces as we're dressed up. I have a

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<v Speaker 2>little gay ass hat. Is it gay? Anton? Is this gay?

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<v Speaker 2>Or what I mean? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>I called you a fag for wearing it, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we got bow ties, green shirts, we got beer.

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<v Speaker 2>We have it's fun. Everything's green right now because we're

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<v Speaker 2>celebrating the orange and they're drunken holiday.

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<v Speaker 4>I like this. I like having ants on here because

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<v Speaker 4>now I just want Alex back again, because I like

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<v Speaker 4>saying words I'm not allowed to say unless those people

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<v Speaker 7>That's true, it's nice to have a pass, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I'll enjoy it. Everyone gives me one and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, yeah, I can say the end word.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we know you should do around them.

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<v Speaker 4>They encourage me, and we encourage me. Just say it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, we're allowed to say Nigerian.

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<v Speaker 2>Just just wear a black face four times and then

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<v Speaker 2>you can become a dictator.

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<v Speaker 6>Come on, Trudeau, war brown face one or black face once.

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<v Speaker 6>The other times it was brown face four fucking times.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so incredible that I did that ship.

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<v Speaker 7>So looking embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, if you you know what, like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>still gonna be a lot of fun for the people

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<v Speaker 2>that hear us inside their ear holes and you hear

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<v Speaker 2>us coming inside them. Our voice is coming coming inside

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<v Speaker 2>your ear holes. But yeah, if you want to, you

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<v Speaker 2>want to join in the festivities, watch it on YouTube

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<v Speaker 2>and enjoy yourself. Crack yourself with beer. I got some

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<v Speaker 2>shock Top and the guy at the l CBO said

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<v Speaker 2>they're getting rid of it, and I was like, what

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck shock that you ever tried to shock top.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not a fan. I don't like wheat beer.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate I love wheat beer.

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<v Speaker 4>Gross a gross I'm well on bored with you with that.

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<v Speaker 4>I love cheers with my with my other garbage beer.

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<v Speaker 7>I also have some Guinness Milwaukee. Then a FU shocked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm gonna have some. I'm gonna get some iron

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<v Speaker 2>in me. I'm gonna have a Guinness. I have two Guinness.

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<v Speaker 7>I love Guinness. I didn't grab it this time.

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<v Speaker 6>I grabbed a I grabed some ward Rainbow because it's

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<v Speaker 6>got a fucking leprechaun.

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<v Speaker 4>Yo. That sounded sick on the mic, did no, but

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<v Speaker 4>that was the and on. That's like, that's a really

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<v Speaker 4>cool design there ship. What is that like an I

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<v Speaker 4>p A or what?

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<v Speaker 7>No, it's not a fan of I pas either.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a sour I like sour beers. But the lost

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<v Speaker 2>sour beers are I p as.

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<v Speaker 4>No they're not, No, they're not They're so actually you

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<v Speaker 4>know what like and what fucked me up more than

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<v Speaker 4>anything is the first time I've ever if you mix

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<v Speaker 4>a sour beer with something like a logger. It's fucking

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<v Speaker 4>delicious because it takes away that like extra like, but

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<v Speaker 4>you start chugging them and then you have like seven

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<v Speaker 4>fucking sour beers.

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<v Speaker 2>What about that?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's a gross pew.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've never had a dark and stormy. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>talking about the porns.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, No, I never really enjoyed those anyway.

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<v Speaker 7>BBC Review.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I don't really like like, uh, I don't really

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<v Speaker 4>like stout.

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<v Speaker 2>Either, because Guinness, what is it? It wasn't it Guinness?

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<v Speaker 2>And what's the darkest stormy? It's a fucking liquor, for dude.

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<v Speaker 4>I was actually sitting at the bar yesterday at VP

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, wow, I haven't been a bartender

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<v Speaker 4>for a year, and somebody said a name of a

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<v Speaker 4>shot and They're like Skittles shot, and I'm like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember how to make that. I was doing

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<v Speaker 4>that for eight years. I knew every single one like

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<v Speaker 4>the back of my hand. And I'm like lime juice

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<v Speaker 4>and something.

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<v Speaker 7>What about a green tea shot.

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<v Speaker 4>Jamison and Creme de Men.

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<v Speaker 6>I think I thought a green tea was like OJ

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<v Speaker 6>and whiskey and something else.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Jamison's whiskey, Creme de men, Crime to Men. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember there being mint in it anywhere.

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<v Speaker 7>That's like a shamrock shake one.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it was like Crime to Kick Kill.

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<v Speaker 7>I remember there being cream in it at all.

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<v Speaker 2>It's podcast I guess I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, it's driving me nuts. Yeah, I fucking I knew

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<v Speaker 4>these a year ago. I'd have the answer down one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred percent. And now I'm just like, would you like

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<v Speaker 4>to know what type of attic inslation you have? I

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<v Speaker 4>can tell you right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't get him going to push out old memories to

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<v Speaker 6>make room for the information. It's like, I knew this momentarily,

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<v Speaker 6>but now it's going just pops the smoke up.

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<v Speaker 4>My ear and then you drink every night and then

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<v Speaker 4>you're just like alcoholic anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So yeah, welcome, welcome. This is a very

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<v Speaker 2>special episode, uh for we're doing it secondly Saint Path's

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<v Speaker 2>Day special. Uh we'll see how many more we got

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<v Speaker 2>in us for the next couple of years. But uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we talked to a leprechauns Now, let's talk about mythical

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<v Speaker 2>monsters of Oireland, monsters.

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<v Speaker 7>And spirits of Ireland. Now, belly, do you got a

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<v Speaker 7>potato stuffed in your bottom?

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<v Speaker 4>It's so, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Said, bum and maybe laugh fucking child when when when

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<v Speaker 2>we were in we were in grade six. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if I told this story before there was we

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<v Speaker 2>had we're doing sex, said and like you could write

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<v Speaker 2>like a question in a hat and the chick was

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<v Speaker 2>British that was doing it, so they get you could

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<v Speaker 2>draw up questions. And my buddy Austin purposely we knew,

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<v Speaker 2>like there was one kid that didn't know this, but

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<v Speaker 2>we made fun of him hardcore, but we uh he

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<v Speaker 2>put like, can you get uh pregnant from bum sex?

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<v Speaker 2>And then she's like, can you get pregnant from boom six?

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<v Speaker 2>And then we were like killing ourselves laughing and one

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<v Speaker 2>kid's like, you can't. And then on the playground, we

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<v Speaker 2>fucking we made fun of this kid, lie crazy Ryan Steadfast,

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<v Speaker 2>I think stand Fast. I'm like that, I remember, fucking yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you, he didn't know your parents didn't teach you shit?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, yeah, how are you still bullying? Leave

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<v Speaker 4>this kid alone?

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<v Speaker 2>I saw I saw his face on Facebook. I saw

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<v Speaker 2>his face on Facebook. So his face on Facebook pop up.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, there's that weirdo.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you send him a message asking if he's gotten

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<v Speaker 6>anyone pregnant from bum sex?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Should have, all right, So let's get in the first one.

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<v Speaker 2>According to folklore, in these days when witches bries walk

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<v Speaker 2>the earth, there was also evil phantoms who would steal

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<v Speaker 2>the souls of men, which isn't Fairyes, still.

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<v Speaker 4>Walk the earth.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well there's one sitting over here. I know I'm

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<v Speaker 7>not a witch.

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<v Speaker 2>What I thought you were. I was making a fairy joke.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm fucking joking.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh so.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The once the Celtic people convert to Christianity, the

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<v Speaker 2>su log adapted with the times, fearsome demonic spirits became

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<v Speaker 2>the souls of the dead, who were so evil they

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<v Speaker 2>even were rejected from Hell itself.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I don't believe that. I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>Hell was like you know what, like we bomb people,

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<v Speaker 4>but like you like you're gonna get us in trouble,

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<v Speaker 4>Like there is a code that we follow around here.

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<v Speaker 8>Of course, Dutchess rapists and murderers and pedophiles, you're.

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<v Speaker 4>A little different. You make people eat peanut butter when

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<v Speaker 4>they're allergic to peanuts, like Boddy.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta I can for that. Do you know why

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<v Speaker 2>so many kids are are allergic peanut butter?

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<v Speaker 4>Now nobody's barely anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the stuff that they put inside vaccines.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Supposedly that's a real theory. Because of the stuff that

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I really want to back you a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of the time. And then you say very stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Fizer just released nine pages of documents that says

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<v Speaker 2>there's herpes in the shot, so they did.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you're not wrong about that, that is, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 4>that's what I mean though, like you kind of filter thrill.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I guess kicked off twitch Tom.

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<v Speaker 7>Tom is like every great conspiracy theorist.

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<v Speaker 6>He gives us one morsel of truth and then just

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<v Speaker 6>a mountain of shit to go on top of it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's absolutely correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, David, I called the war the United States using

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<v Speaker 2>going through Ukraine to to try to fight a war

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<v Speaker 2>with Russia. In twenty fifteen, you know yourself.

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<v Speaker 7>David Ike was caught on camera blowing a dolphin.

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<v Speaker 4>So take that.

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<v Speaker 2>Dolphins raped him? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 7>It was consensual.

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<v Speaker 4>So oh, I bet there's people that do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Though there is there's someone got fucking raped to Disney World.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>I know dolphins, right, people, But like I bet you

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<v Speaker 4>there's people that suck off dolphins at.

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<v Speaker 6>Very at least in an old fashion just getting in

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<v Speaker 6>the water and splashing around then just as fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>So, the lore of the Sulag paints the portrait of

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<v Speaker 2>an ancient Earth crawling. Ancient Earth crawling with inhuman creatures.

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<v Speaker 2>Demons and witches and fairies lived alongside with the mortals.

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<v Speaker 2>As the Sulog themselves, they were evil souls, souls too

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<v Speaker 2>dark that they were barred from hell. They were cursed

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<v Speaker 2>to wander as something not quite living and not quite

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<v Speaker 2>dead in.

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<v Speaker 4>Between the fucking the downtown Cambridge. Now, yeah, it's true,

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<v Speaker 4>a fucking drug.

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<v Speaker 7>Add Vancouver, which one's the heroine Vancouver.

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<v Speaker 4>Is horrible and dude, honestly all of Southern Ontario turning

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<v Speaker 4>into that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's true.

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<v Speaker 4>It's coming up there. We're we're on the up and up,

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<v Speaker 4>we're rising, we're trying to become like top ranks, like

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<v Speaker 4>but we're still like junior league, but we're trying.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, we're we're almost honorary Southern Ontario. And uh, when

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<v Speaker 6>I moved back, I have no less than nine people

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<v Speaker 6>from my graduating class had died from heroin overdoses.

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<v Speaker 2>So uh, someone in the twitch chat said, Billy looks

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<v Speaker 2>Cute's Dutch.

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<v Speaker 7>Is a Dutch?

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<v Speaker 2>What Dutch is always they Wand blames him for the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking weird electronical issues that we have on this podcast

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<v Speaker 2>at times.

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<v Speaker 7>No, that's this Wand's overuse of fucking technology. Every three days,

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<v Speaker 7>he's like, yo.

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<v Speaker 2>Chick it what I bought? I know, I' go on

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<v Speaker 2>to Oculus now, Oh I wanted to get and then

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna live inside listening.

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<v Speaker 6>He just had a freemason on his show. He's uh,

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<v Speaker 6>he's officially.

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<v Speaker 2>A freemason, all right. So the the seo logs appearance

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<v Speaker 2>is stuff of nightmares. The spirits supposed to be resembled

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<v Speaker 2>giant blackbirds with leathery wings and disfigured legs. Even their

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<v Speaker 2>smell is vile, like rotten flesh. You want to see

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<v Speaker 2>what these fuckers look like?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, of course, I just picture a crow.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't have wings, but this is one of the pictures.

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<v Speaker 4>That holy, that's muscular.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of one of the images I found there.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a fucking raging dick.

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<v Speaker 7>What does it have fucking hooves?

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<v Speaker 4>He's vainy.

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<v Speaker 2>There's different stories about the bird seed just strolling through.

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<v Speaker 4>Help help a bird out.

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<v Speaker 2>There is different images of them, but that's just the

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<v Speaker 2>one that I thought looked fucked. So when the horrible

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<v Speaker 2>creatures find their prey, they let out a blood curdling screech.

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<v Speaker 2>That's always your go to.

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<v Speaker 4>Well because you you don't like prep me, You're just

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<v Speaker 4>like and then you gotta be you gotta be quick

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<v Speaker 4>quick stream me and.

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<v Speaker 2>Billy's plan is to try to do some hey there

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<v Speaker 2>you go that will come by solid. Yeah, So I

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<v Speaker 2>want to and it's gonna happen one day and we'll

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<v Speaker 2>film it. I'm gonna and Billy's ever gets a better schedule.

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<v Speaker 2>I really we want to do improv one day, and

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking really want to do it. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>try to do an improv. I think I can do

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<v Speaker 2>improv all the time. That's what this is technically, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but I want to do it in front of a

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<v Speaker 2>stage and I want people to throw it ideas and

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<v Speaker 2>then I'll turn to me doing conspiracy fucking ship all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Peanut butter. So when they made it, they actually put

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<v Speaker 4>it in the vaccine. People are dying.

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<v Speaker 6>Stop saying that, like me, a few years, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 6>kill you off.

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<v Speaker 2>So it is their last thing that their victims here

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<v Speaker 2>before their souls are ripped away. The sulog feasts on

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<v Speaker 2>particular prey, the souls of the dying. These creatures stop

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<v Speaker 2>people as they take their final breaths. Then, just as

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<v Speaker 2>the unfortunate victim is about to perish, they.

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<v Speaker 6>Suck their weekend souls and despair out their dick.

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<v Speaker 2>Really nice, that's I'm saying. You get a really enjoyful death.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh this are my last moment?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh oh oh, well, at least getting his dick suck.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know an Irish su log means host. This

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<v Speaker 2>name refers to how these creatures prefer to hunt and

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<v Speaker 2>giant flocks that bloat out the skull that says, blots

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<v Speaker 2>out the sky, but blocks out the sky.

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<v Speaker 7>That thing isn't flying anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. You want to get a better poacher.

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<v Speaker 7>Vainy fucking arms in the air, getting a pump on

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<v Speaker 7>flying over there?

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<v Speaker 2>Boys, how's the first image that popped up? So oh

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<v Speaker 2>they look scary?

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<v Speaker 4>Holy fuck? Why is that one like as big as

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<v Speaker 4>a tree?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? What the fuck? Let's use this one?

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go, dude, there's so many different ones. This

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<v Speaker 4>is all just people's artwork.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we don't really know what these things look like.

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<v Speaker 4>This one's now skinny? You now just found a skinny

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<v Speaker 4>one with like fly wings on it.

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<v Speaker 7>Bring it up on the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we are where? Oh where did my little

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<v Speaker 2>birdie go?

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<v Speaker 4>Just got a reasons? Just click on options?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 4>Just click on options?

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<v Speaker 7>What?

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<v Speaker 4>Just find options?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Where's options?

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<v Speaker 4>Just click on option?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where that is?

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<v Speaker 4>Just find options?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I can't mind it.

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<v Speaker 4>You just click on options.

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<v Speaker 2>God damn it? Where'd this go? Okay? So there is

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<v Speaker 2>many different versions of this creature. It looks like there

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<v Speaker 2>is many different versions of this creature. So let's get

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<v Speaker 2>into another one. Here you go, just the one that

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<v Speaker 2>Billy was talking about. Give me a second. This is

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<v Speaker 2>the one that I'm going to show next after the

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<v Speaker 2>one that Billy likes, is the one that I think

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like. This is what you see. This guy's fancy.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, at least he's it should be in hell boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yoh, he's doing some weird masonic fucking hand.

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<v Speaker 4>Signal though he's giving me the finger.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it looks like it.

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<v Speaker 6>Fuck you, No, that's definitely some secret school shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is what I think that they look like.

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<v Speaker 2>This man, No, this looks like mothman does. But this

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<v Speaker 2>is what I imagine them. They're supposed to be like

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<v Speaker 2>black bird creatures, so with leathery wings, So this is

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<v Speaker 2>what they I assume they probably look like. Interesting.

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<v Speaker 7>Fucking dude seeing a whole flock of that shit fucked that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I wouldn't want to see that either. They overwhelm

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<v Speaker 2>their prey with the sheer numbers as well as deadly determination.

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<v Speaker 2>The souls of the weak and dying make easier prey,

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<v Speaker 2>and not even healthy people are safe from the sulag.

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<v Speaker 2>Feelings of sadness and heartache attracts the creatures, as does

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<v Speaker 2>even saying their names aloud. Hopefully I'm pronouncing it wrong

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<v Speaker 2>so they don't come rape me in the nighttime.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I guarantee you are.

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<v Speaker 2>And once an individual becomes the target, they can't avoid

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<v Speaker 2>their doom, that is, unless someone else is willing to

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<v Speaker 2>sacrifice themselves to the dreaded spirits. Will you sacrifice yourself

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<v Speaker 2>Billy for me? Why you're fucking asshole? God damn it?

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<v Speaker 7>Friend is honest about it?

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<v Speaker 4>Like not what that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I just like compare it. I was like, he's got

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<v Speaker 4>a girlfriend. I got a girlfriend. He's got one dog.

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<v Speaker 4>I have four dogs. I have more responsibility.

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<v Speaker 2>He does have four dogs.

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<v Speaker 7>Dogs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>I have two.

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<v Speaker 7>And then you got them beat by one.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all I mattered. And that means my wife's more

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<v Speaker 4>valuable than this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah wait else is pregnant. It's just joking.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what this is. I will do that tonight, White

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<v Speaker 4>Ant Todd.

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<v Speaker 7>That's a half point deduction.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye, that's true. The seo log here we go. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so you don't. Their names are often said to have power,

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<v Speaker 2>and that seems to be the case in the story

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<v Speaker 2>of the zoo Log. It is thought that's saying the

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<v Speaker 2>name of the evil creature allowed summon them directly to you,

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<v Speaker 2>and they won't leave you alone until they claim your soul.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking great, everybody say this name su Log. All right, God,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be raped.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, go stand in front of the mirror and say

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<v Speaker 6>it four times, not saying it.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, there's a mirror there. The su Log may seem

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<v Speaker 2>like a terrifying, unsuppable force, but according to legend, you

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<v Speaker 2>can defend against them by taking a few simple steps.

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<v Speaker 2>The creatures are believed to fly and in from the west.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, like, go to the east.

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<v Speaker 2>They're the fucking they're the flying monkeys from Wizard of

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<v Speaker 2>Oz those things.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually don't like those fucking things. I really really

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<v Speaker 4>don't like those things. The monkeys with fucking wings. They

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<v Speaker 4>always creep me the fuck out?

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<v Speaker 7>Is it? The vest? Is the vest?

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<v Speaker 4>I think? So there definitely adds to it. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>why are you dressed at all?

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<v Speaker 7>Who gave you clothes? How did you know you were naked?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you eat the apple?

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<v Speaker 2>Who members that?

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<v Speaker 6>Which was probably like can you please cover your monkey balls?

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<v Speaker 7>And they're like no, no, Dice like, well I'm putting

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<v Speaker 7>a vest and a hat on you?

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<v Speaker 4>Then yeah to embarrassed though, I just only He's like,

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<v Speaker 4>fine as long my balls? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>What anton you know what Home Improvement is?

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<v Speaker 7>Of course?

433
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<v Speaker 2>Do you ear that one where Tim Allen dresses up

434
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<v Speaker 2>like the fucking monkey, the flying Monkey? It's pretty good.

435
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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty funny, pretty funny shit. I bribe. It just

436
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<v Speaker 2>brought up because Chelsea's I guess, I guess that my

437
00:20:27.160 --> 00:20:30.279
<v Speaker 2>brother in law, he uh, he bought the whole seasons

438
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<v Speaker 2>on and so we've been watching them every season. It's

439
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<v Speaker 2>fucking funny when you're stone. That's about it.

440
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<v Speaker 6>I haven't watched that show since I was put a.

441
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<v Speaker 2>But a lad. So locking, locking doors and windows that

442
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<v Speaker 2>face that direction should bar them entrance. This is especially

443
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<v Speaker 2>crucial if someone in the house is sick or dying.

444
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<v Speaker 2>All right, so careful that.

445
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like these crazy creatures sound like they can't break

446
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<v Speaker 4>through drywall.

447
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<v Speaker 2>They said they can't. They're coming from the West.

448
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<v Speaker 4>Bro, there's never drywall in the West.

449
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<v Speaker 2>Just pray to Mecca.

450
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<v Speaker 4>Fine, every house and these Because of these fuckers.

451
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<v Speaker 2>The Chinese are safe. So in ancient Ireland, the Szuloc

452
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<v Speaker 2>who were known as evil spirits. However, when christian and

453
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<v Speaker 2>Christianity arrived, the story changed. Missionaries began adopting local lore.

454
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<v Speaker 2>Of course they did to better spread their religion. And

455
00:21:20.319 --> 00:21:24.240
<v Speaker 2>just remember everybody, religion is just a recycled bullshit and all.

456
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<v Speaker 2>It's all it is everybody. So their new identity helped

457
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<v Speaker 2>convince con convert their actions. Yeah, that's true. Their actions

458
00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:38.880
<v Speaker 2>on earth would have reproduction are reproductions. Their new identity

459
00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:42.599
<v Speaker 2>helped con So rather than dark spirits, the Sulacs became

460
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<v Speaker 2>evil sinners, and their new identity helped convince converters to

461
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<v Speaker 2>people convert to Christianity because their actions on Earth would

462
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<v Speaker 2>have repercussions for their eternal souls. So that's fun, you

463
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<v Speaker 2>know what.

464
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<v Speaker 4>I like that though you made a lot of people

465
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<v Speaker 4>like remorseful of their action, like genuinely made them a

466
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<v Speaker 4>little bit better at people.

467
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<v Speaker 6>Or you made them worse because they just had this

468
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<v Speaker 6>overwhelming guilt that they now tried to hide from everyone

469
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<v Speaker 6>else and got real sneaky with their ship. It's like

470
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<v Speaker 6>when you have overprotective parents, you don't raise a good child,

471
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<v Speaker 6>you raise a sneaky one.

472
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<v Speaker 2>Dutch, if that thing looks like your fucking left knot,

473
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<v Speaker 2>you should go get that checked out.

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<v Speaker 7>Did he just say he's gonna me what looks like

475
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<v Speaker 7>your left not?

476
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<v Speaker 4>Can you go back to those comments? Is that what

477
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<v Speaker 4>I just saw? Oh you're getting raped?

478
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<v Speaker 2>Why?

479
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<v Speaker 4>What the fuck did?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's uh, let's go. That's nodding entertaining this rape talking.

481
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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Oh, ship Dutch is using the my my Nicholas

482
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<v Speaker 6>KG mode.

483
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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Dutch, fucking Christ all right. So, some of

484
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<v Speaker 2>the sulac's characteristics, like the its ability to fly, and

485
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<v Speaker 2>its connections to the immortal soul, appear time and time

486
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<v Speaker 2>again in various religions, both pagan and Christian beliefs hold

487
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<v Speaker 2>that the soul can rise above the earth. Air is

488
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<v Speaker 2>seen as more divine or otherworldly. So it's the domain

489
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<v Speaker 2>of these things that are quite not human, not quite human.

490
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<v Speaker 2>Many ancient sources also refer to soul taking forms of birds.

491
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<v Speaker 2>I've heard that before, think about it, thinking about the crow, right,

492
00:23:21.839 --> 00:23:23.799
<v Speaker 2>isn't the crow like a harbinger of death or something? Though?

493
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well to let you know death's near.

494
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I.

495
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<v Speaker 7>Would say crows and ravens are.

496
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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it depends on which culture's mythology we're talking about,

497
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<v Speaker 6>because ravens were sacred in Norse mythology.

498
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<v Speaker 7>It was.

499
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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know that. That's kind of cool.

500
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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, also one of Odin's Odin's harbingers.

501
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<v Speaker 2>Well, everyone make sure to subscribe to the patreon because

502
00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:46.279
<v Speaker 2>that's definitely gonna be an onreal review because Brandon Lee

503
00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:49.559
<v Speaker 2>got shot during the fucking filming of it.

504
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<v Speaker 6>Oh the crow, yes, yeah, and the whole the whole

505
00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:55.920
<v Speaker 6>Lee family curse, the theory that his his father was poisoned.

506
00:23:56.079 --> 00:23:57.759
<v Speaker 2>That will definitely be coming up on the Patreon once

507
00:23:57.759 --> 00:23:59.640
<v Speaker 2>you start getting unreal reviews, and Billy, you have to

508
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<v Speaker 2>jump on one.

509
00:24:00.279 --> 00:24:03.519
<v Speaker 4>For a movie that you like like I like things that.

510
00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:07.319
<v Speaker 2>No, no, we should do, we should do Tommy boy.

511
00:24:07.799 --> 00:24:12.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah haha, Jesus.

512
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<v Speaker 2>So many ancient sources obviously refer to souls taking the

513
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<v Speaker 2>form of birds. As of the late nineteen hundreds, the

514
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<v Speaker 2>sulog have been blamed for deaths that people cannot explain.

515
00:24:21.920 --> 00:24:25.279
<v Speaker 2>In Scotland, a child was discovered dead with his hands

516
00:24:25.319 --> 00:24:28.039
<v Speaker 2>stuck in the holes of the walls behind his house.

517
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<v Speaker 2>When he says his hands were stuck in the hole,

518
00:24:30.079 --> 00:24:32.920
<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's like, it's just just weird fucking

519
00:24:32.920 --> 00:24:35.400
<v Speaker 2>horror movie where his hands are tucked inside of his asshole.

520
00:24:35.839 --> 00:24:36.720
<v Speaker 2>He's just stuck like that.

521
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<v Speaker 7>How did you get those in there? Oh? Mama, don't

522
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<v Speaker 7>know what.

523
00:24:39.480 --> 00:24:43.359
<v Speaker 2>They can't come out, So, which is weird? He had

524
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<v Speaker 2>his hands stuck in the holes of a wall behind

525
00:24:46.880 --> 00:24:49.599
<v Speaker 2>his house and he's dead. And if that's a real story,

526
00:24:49.680 --> 00:24:52.640
<v Speaker 2>imagine finding this kid. He's dead with his hands stuck

527
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<v Speaker 2>in these holes. What is in that hole? It's a

528
00:24:54.440 --> 00:24:57.240
<v Speaker 2>glory hole. Guy just sucked his hands dry.

529
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<v Speaker 7>Two dicks in either hand. Yeah.

530
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<v Speaker 2>So locals explain it as the seulog picking up the

531
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<v Speaker 2>unfortunate youngster and dropping him from the sky, but why

532
00:25:09.160 --> 00:25:11.039
<v Speaker 2>would his hands be stuck? Strange?

533
00:25:11.240 --> 00:25:12.799
<v Speaker 4>Strange.

534
00:25:12.839 --> 00:25:15.880
<v Speaker 2>In addition to the innocent children, the mythical creatures are

535
00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:19.720
<v Speaker 2>blamed for the deaths of petty criminals and vagabonds, those

536
00:25:20.319 --> 00:25:24.240
<v Speaker 2>who may have worked as maybe human vigilantes. Maybe you

537
00:25:24.279 --> 00:25:27.759
<v Speaker 2>know they're they're like the Batman of the Irish folklore.

538
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<v Speaker 4>Folklore?

539
00:25:32.720 --> 00:25:37.279
<v Speaker 7>All right, what is they are? Mentally handicapped?

540
00:25:38.599 --> 00:25:41.200
<v Speaker 2>What do you got? Fucking whatever? What do you got?

541
00:25:41.279 --> 00:25:42.279
<v Speaker 2>Fu face? Oh?

542
00:25:42.319 --> 00:25:43.839
<v Speaker 6>I got a whole lot, and only one of them

543
00:25:43.839 --> 00:25:45.079
<v Speaker 6>has an anti Semitic.

544
00:25:44.759 --> 00:25:45.279
<v Speaker 4>Turn to it.

545
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<v Speaker 6>Oh interestingly one, yeah, yeah, the I was watching a

546
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<v Speaker 6>video for one of the ones we'll do in a bit,

547
00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:53.960
<v Speaker 6>the Femorians, and it only took nine minutes before it

548
00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:56.680
<v Speaker 6>was like and why did the Jews dislike them so much?

549
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<v Speaker 7>It's like, ah, now we're getting.

550
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<v Speaker 2>The Okay, this makes sense. Banshee.

551
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<v Speaker 6>No, we're gonna I mean, we can start with the Banshee.

552
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<v Speaker 6>I have I have a short synopsis and an encounter

553
00:26:09.759 --> 00:26:10.279
<v Speaker 6>of the band Shie.

554
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<v Speaker 2>If you would like, let's do the Banshee.

555
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<v Speaker 7>Billy. We need we need a blood curdling scream.

556
00:26:16.480 --> 00:26:18.880
<v Speaker 4>Am I gonna? Am I gonna piss off your neighbors?

557
00:26:19.240 --> 00:26:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Who cares you.

558
00:26:20.559 --> 00:26:22.759
<v Speaker 7>No, no, no, no, piss on his neighbors.

559
00:26:24.079 --> 00:26:28.000
<v Speaker 4>That sounds nice.

560
00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:31.079
<v Speaker 7>The Golden Shallower Billy's heed to deliver.

561
00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:36.640
<v Speaker 4>Twenty doubles. Okay yo, my pee's valuable.

562
00:26:37.640 --> 00:26:38.720
<v Speaker 2>He sells it on the internet.

563
00:26:39.000 --> 00:26:43.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like a perfect Uh. When alcoholics want to

564
00:26:43.000 --> 00:26:44.920
<v Speaker 4>get drunk in prison, they just get ship pee and

565
00:26:44.920 --> 00:26:46.720
<v Speaker 4>they're like, yeah, you can have this pe and it's like, wow,

566
00:26:46.759 --> 00:26:48.119
<v Speaker 4>that's like ninety nine percent alcohol.

567
00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:52.559
<v Speaker 2>Nice billy billy, Uh Billy wears girls panties and pisses

568
00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:54.720
<v Speaker 2>on them and sells them to fucking Japanese people.

569
00:26:55.359 --> 00:26:57.240
<v Speaker 4>That's actually a really good idea.

570
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<v Speaker 7>Can we have some clients? I can, I can provide

571
00:27:01.839 --> 00:27:02.559
<v Speaker 7>some It's fine.

572
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:05.480
<v Speaker 4>I always thought about that. There was that whole thing

573
00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:07.759
<v Speaker 4>right with people like buying used underwear, and I was like,

574
00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:11.240
<v Speaker 4>what's stopping me from going and buying a bunch of

575
00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:14.400
<v Speaker 4>fucking lingerie and like we talked about this, wear them

576
00:27:14.519 --> 00:27:16.519
<v Speaker 4>for like six hours and go on a treadmill or

577
00:27:16.599 --> 00:27:18.880
<v Speaker 4>something and just sell them in Japan.

578
00:27:19.359 --> 00:27:24.039
<v Speaker 2>In Japan there are vending machines with used panties in

579
00:27:24.200 --> 00:27:25.119
<v Speaker 2>vending machines.

580
00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:26.720
<v Speaker 7>Isn't that just an urban legend?

581
00:27:27.359 --> 00:27:29.480
<v Speaker 2>No, that's fucking real. My cousin went to Japan. He

582
00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:30.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking saw them.

583
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:34.640
<v Speaker 4>I think it's I think I think it's an urban legend.

584
00:27:34.799 --> 00:27:36.720
<v Speaker 2>I think it's completely real because I also see I

585
00:27:36.759 --> 00:27:38.920
<v Speaker 2>saw a fucking documentary where they were talking about it,

586
00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:41.079
<v Speaker 2>and they literally showed them they filmed. They'd be like, yeah,

587
00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:42.759
<v Speaker 2>you can just get like there's a bunch of different,

588
00:27:42.759 --> 00:27:44.400
<v Speaker 2>weird shit in it. But the one thing that people

589
00:27:44.440 --> 00:27:46.359
<v Speaker 2>usually buy it it was fucking use panties.

590
00:27:46.799 --> 00:27:48.720
<v Speaker 6>Tom We go through this all the time. Porn Hub

591
00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:50.079
<v Speaker 6>does not do documentaries.

592
00:27:50.279 --> 00:27:50.720
<v Speaker 4>I don't.

593
00:27:51.240 --> 00:27:54.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I saw it because I've been watching the Pam

594
00:27:54.359 --> 00:27:57.759
<v Speaker 2>and Tommy movie and I saw a meme and it's

595
00:27:57.839 --> 00:28:00.559
<v Speaker 2>like on porn Hub and somebody watching Tommy Lee and

596
00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:03.160
<v Speaker 2>Pamela Anderson's sex tape, and it's like, who's here after

597
00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:04.279
<v Speaker 2>watching Pam and Tommy.

598
00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:09.119
<v Speaker 6>It's a terrible sex tape, like most celebrity sex tapes,

599
00:28:09.119 --> 00:28:09.640
<v Speaker 6>it's all true.

600
00:28:09.640 --> 00:28:11.119
<v Speaker 2>You've seen BAMS is fucking horrible.

601
00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:13.720
<v Speaker 6>I've not seen BAMS, but I've seen Jimmy Hendrix's and

602
00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:15.519
<v Speaker 6>you know what I gotta say, Well, the man was

603
00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:16.279
<v Speaker 6>a guitar god.

604
00:28:16.880 --> 00:28:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Hendricks fucking had a sex tape.

605
00:28:19.079 --> 00:28:21.359
<v Speaker 4>He had a little dickie what the fuck?

606
00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:22.720
<v Speaker 6>And he looked like he was dead while he was

607
00:28:22.759 --> 00:28:23.880
<v Speaker 6>getting blown by two chicks.

608
00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:24.440
<v Speaker 7>It was crazy.

609
00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:26.240
<v Speaker 2>The only one that Billy's seen is the one with

610
00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:27.519
<v Speaker 2>fucking Vernon Troy.

611
00:28:29.160 --> 00:28:29.839
<v Speaker 7>Vern Troyer.

612
00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:31.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. Yeah, it's many me.

613
00:28:31.759 --> 00:28:36.400
<v Speaker 2>He had a sextape. Yes, you know that. They made

614
00:28:36.400 --> 00:28:38.079
<v Speaker 2>fun of him on Surreal Life for it.

615
00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:39.640
<v Speaker 7>What.

616
00:28:39.960 --> 00:28:41.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not fucked up.

617
00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:42.519
<v Speaker 7>Okay, well I know what is?

618
00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:45.079
<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, you might as well be proud of it,

619
00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:48.200
<v Speaker 4>because if like everyone already knows, it's got to be small.

620
00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:49.319
<v Speaker 4>There's no fucking way it's big.

621
00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:52.039
<v Speaker 6>If I was, if I was a little person, I

622
00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:54.440
<v Speaker 6>would definitely do porn just because.

623
00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:55.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there's no there's no shame.

624
00:28:56.759 --> 00:28:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Hey, you haven't bridge in a midget though? She fucking

625
00:28:59.000 --> 00:28:59.880
<v Speaker 2>stabbed your boyfriend.

626
00:29:01.160 --> 00:29:02.599
<v Speaker 7>Wait, I'm sorry, what do you know?

627
00:29:02.759 --> 00:29:06.079
<v Speaker 2>Bridge in the Midget is no, she's a porn star,

628
00:29:06.839 --> 00:29:09.599
<v Speaker 2>one of the most famous midget porn stars, if you

629
00:29:09.599 --> 00:29:12.279
<v Speaker 2>can say that word anymore. And she stabbed her boyfriend

630
00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:13.279
<v Speaker 2>and somebody who left.

631
00:29:14.319 --> 00:29:16.480
<v Speaker 7>When has that ever stopped you from saying a word before?

632
00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Its true? And then I saw a video on TMZ

633
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:23.119
<v Speaker 2>and it's like somebody filming her screaming before it happened,

634
00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:25.599
<v Speaker 2>and like the like at the apartment, there's like stairs

635
00:29:25.599 --> 00:29:27.279
<v Speaker 2>to go over to the apartment and she's like smashing

636
00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:29.759
<v Speaker 2>the windows and I was like, Jesus, this little lady

637
00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:33.240
<v Speaker 2>is very angry. Wow, intense.

638
00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:35.440
<v Speaker 7>That's why you don't give cocaine to little people.

639
00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:38.599
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking true. All right, let's talk about the banshie b.

640
00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:42.559
<v Speaker 6>Right, So the banshee, Yeah, so the Bandshe is a

641
00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:45.279
<v Speaker 6>female spirit in Irish folklore. It is said to be

642
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:47.359
<v Speaker 6>an omen for the death of a family member with

643
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:50.039
<v Speaker 6>her wailing, screeching, sorrowful song.

644
00:29:51.079 --> 00:29:54.079
<v Speaker 7>She has often called the woman of the faery mound. Uh.

645
00:29:54.200 --> 00:29:56.559
<v Speaker 6>The reason behind that is because she's often associated with

646
00:29:56.640 --> 00:29:59.799
<v Speaker 6>death mounds because the Irish, not unlike the Native people,

647
00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:03.920
<v Speaker 6>have I buried their they're dead in the mountains. Why

648
00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:07.319
<v Speaker 6>breast shaped mounds. They can go up and just pinch

649
00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:11.039
<v Speaker 6>on the nibble. I apologize to anyone in Ireland. Why

650
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:13.920
<v Speaker 6>there because you didn't click options?

651
00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:15.599
<v Speaker 4>Just like kind.

652
00:30:20.279 --> 00:30:21.720
<v Speaker 7>I love how she I want to get jerked off

653
00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:22.759
<v Speaker 7>with the skeleton hand.

654
00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:24.839
<v Speaker 2>And that hurts Sandy handy man.

655
00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:28.319
<v Speaker 7>That was it's are Tom. It's about pain.

656
00:30:28.559 --> 00:30:32.599
<v Speaker 4>It's about pain, like I mean, like any hand is

657
00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:35.359
<v Speaker 4>a hand, but like you feel like you need something

658
00:30:35.359 --> 00:30:37.920
<v Speaker 4>on it to like imagine that it's something.

659
00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:39.079
<v Speaker 7>Oh, spitn't it.

660
00:30:39.079 --> 00:30:41.799
<v Speaker 2>It's fine fucking sado masochist over here.

661
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:43.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's weird. I don't like that.

662
00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:45.799
<v Speaker 2>This gout, my buddy.

663
00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:48.240
<v Speaker 6>I'm just saying, at least I can check it off

664
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:50.519
<v Speaker 6>the list and be like skeleton j oh, all right,

665
00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:55.240
<v Speaker 6>check that off the list. Fisted, No Dutch please, no, oh.

666
00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:57.720
<v Speaker 2>My god, My buddy got a fucking hand dropping this chick.

667
00:30:58.000 --> 00:31:00.920
<v Speaker 2>And I said, and her hand was like sandpaper, and

668
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:07.519
<v Speaker 2>we call her sandy handy for a long time. Color pastially,

669
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:09.640
<v Speaker 2>I just took it off from sweat.

670
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:11.720
<v Speaker 4>So.

671
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:15.400
<v Speaker 6>The word banshee comes from the Irish bean Sea, meaning

672
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:16.480
<v Speaker 6>the woman of the mountains.

673
00:31:16.680 --> 00:31:18.400
<v Speaker 7>She is also referred to as the woman of the

674
00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:19.000
<v Speaker 7>Faery Mound.

675
00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:21.720
<v Speaker 6>She's usually described as an old hag dressed in a

676
00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:25.160
<v Speaker 6>shadowy cloak and often seen brushing her flowing, wispy Greek

677
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:28.039
<v Speaker 6>gray hair. The banshee has also been known to appear

678
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:31.880
<v Speaker 6>as a beautiful young woman or a stately matron. While

679
00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:34.440
<v Speaker 6>some have said they have seen her. Others often say

680
00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:38.039
<v Speaker 6>that they only hear her. Hearing her mournful cries nearby

681
00:31:38.319 --> 00:31:40.279
<v Speaker 6>is always a sign that a loved one is sure

682
00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:43.559
<v Speaker 6>to die. So the size of the Banshie can range

683
00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:46.759
<v Speaker 6>from a towering eight feet or more to a tiny

684
00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:48.119
<v Speaker 6>three or four feet.

685
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:49.680
<v Speaker 2>That's a huge bitch.

686
00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:55.240
<v Speaker 6>They're often said to be predicted upon arrival by crows.

687
00:31:55.279 --> 00:31:57.200
<v Speaker 7>The screeching cats are howling dogs.

688
00:31:57.680 --> 00:32:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and what was the creepiest sound here? In fucking

689
00:32:01.720 --> 00:32:04.119
<v Speaker 2>cats and heat? It's fucking scary.

690
00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:09.359
<v Speaker 7>I don't think it's just annoying as fuck. I don't.

691
00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:11.319
<v Speaker 7>It's just like, shut the fuck up.

692
00:32:11.440 --> 00:32:13.920
<v Speaker 4>Please go watch a video of raccoons having sex.

693
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:16.759
<v Speaker 2>Why'd you look that up on pornhubb?

694
00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:18.680
<v Speaker 4>No, it was not on porn hub. It was on

695
00:32:18.759 --> 00:32:21.480
<v Speaker 4>fucking so. Buddy told me about it because he heard

696
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:25.440
<v Speaker 4>it in his walls and he's like, these raccoons were

697
00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:29.519
<v Speaker 4>fucking in my wall and it sounded like like little

698
00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:33.240
<v Speaker 4>people were getting fucking killed. It's like it was like

699
00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:41.000
<v Speaker 4>blood curdling screams that raccoons when they fucking fucking Yeah,

700
00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:43.640
<v Speaker 4>the girl is bad. Anyways, you said something earlier that

701
00:32:43.640 --> 00:32:45.319
<v Speaker 4>caught my eye, and it was just actually bugging me.

702
00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:48.000
<v Speaker 4>How has the word hag not become offensive?

703
00:32:48.480 --> 00:32:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Why?

704
00:32:49.119 --> 00:32:50.759
<v Speaker 4>Like, how was that? I'm just wondering, Out of all

705
00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:53.039
<v Speaker 4>the words that had been banned, I just feel like

706
00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:54.200
<v Speaker 4>that's kind of next up.

707
00:32:54.880 --> 00:32:57.880
<v Speaker 7>What hag? If you're it's the same thing with anything.

708
00:32:57.920 --> 00:33:00.920
<v Speaker 6>If you're calling somebody something, then it becomes offensive.

709
00:33:01.160 --> 00:33:03.640
<v Speaker 7>Otherwise it's just a descriptive adjective, like, Hey, look at

710
00:33:03.640 --> 00:33:04.400
<v Speaker 7>that fag over there.

711
00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:08.599
<v Speaker 4>It's like, what I'm gonna I'm gonna start calling people with.

712
00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:10.680
<v Speaker 7>A butt plug tail I can call him a fag.

713
00:33:10.839 --> 00:33:11.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's true.

714
00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:15.400
<v Speaker 4>Fucking toms the grid doesn't stand up on that. He's like,

715
00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:17.359
<v Speaker 4>I can't say anything's gay anymore. He's like, if you

716
00:33:17.400 --> 00:33:20.039
<v Speaker 4>watch ten guys fuck each other in the ass on

717
00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:23.240
<v Speaker 4>a parade and just go, I'm gay, I'm gay. I

718
00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:25.799
<v Speaker 4>like the com He's like, even if you go that's gay,

719
00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:26.799
<v Speaker 4>they'll be like watch it.

720
00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:31.839
<v Speaker 6>You know what a wonderful, wonderful thing to get away

721
00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:33.920
<v Speaker 6>with if you're If you're never gonna sleep with somebody again.

722
00:33:33.759 --> 00:33:35.799
<v Speaker 7>In the gay community, is uh, when they're you know.

723
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:37.359
<v Speaker 6>When they're starting, when they start sucking your dick, you

724
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:38.759
<v Speaker 6>just look down and You're just like, you didn't even

725
00:33:38.759 --> 00:33:40.559
<v Speaker 6>say no homeo, you fag what the fuck?

726
00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Or just talk about anything political.

727
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:45.880
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, don't remind me.

728
00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:50.440
<v Speaker 4>That's actually really funny. Uh uh. One of the guys

729
00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:53.799
<v Speaker 4>I worked with previous uh he was gay and yeah,

730
00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:55.920
<v Speaker 4>he said the same thing. He's like, it's impossible to

731
00:33:55.920 --> 00:33:56.880
<v Speaker 4>talk about politics.

732
00:33:57.359 --> 00:33:57.599
<v Speaker 7>Yep.

733
00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:00.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because everybody just parents.

734
00:33:59.880 --> 00:34:01.480
<v Speaker 6>The same shit over and over. But this is an

735
00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:03.359
<v Speaker 6>episode about Irish spirits.

736
00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:03.680
<v Speaker 7>Not politics.

737
00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:03.920
<v Speaker 4>Yes.

738
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:08.760
<v Speaker 6>Sorry, sorry, I'm just trying to trying to take away

739
00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:12.199
<v Speaker 6>the conversation. So this account comes from a woman in

740
00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:14.920
<v Speaker 6>the town of Bogside, who claimed her encounter had been

741
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:18.000
<v Speaker 6>witnessed by her grandfather and his son. The grandfather had

742
00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:20.039
<v Speaker 6>been having severe pain in his tooth at the time,

743
00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:22.280
<v Speaker 6>but had been putting off seeing a dentist about it.

744
00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:25.360
<v Speaker 6>One evening, the stun was walking along when he heard

745
00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:27.519
<v Speaker 6>a wailing sound coming from down the street.

746
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:30.159
<v Speaker 7>It seemed to be coming from a hunched over figure.

747
00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:32.400
<v Speaker 2>No, He's like, that's the dentist office, and he's like,

748
00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:33.159
<v Speaker 2>I ain't going there.

749
00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:34.280
<v Speaker 7>You don't know.

750
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:39.679
<v Speaker 6>He always criticizes the fact that I'm drinking whiskey when

751
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:41.800
<v Speaker 6>I walked through the door and I said, fuck you, Seamus,

752
00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:43.280
<v Speaker 6>you've been drinking since fucking four.

753
00:34:43.559 --> 00:34:46.159
<v Speaker 2>This is uh, this is I Ireland. And then she said,

754
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:48.480
<v Speaker 2>in the nineteen forties, then us just to rip out

755
00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:49.679
<v Speaker 2>your teeth at they're fucking dead.

756
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:52.119
<v Speaker 6>That just punch in the jaw and hope that it

757
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:57.679
<v Speaker 6>falls out. So as the son approached, the ancient looking

758
00:34:57.719 --> 00:35:00.519
<v Speaker 6>woman cried out and vanished the sudden sure that he

759
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:02.840
<v Speaker 6>had the lady had been a banshee and tried to

760
00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:04.920
<v Speaker 6>warn his father to go see a dentist, but he

761
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:08.320
<v Speaker 6>died before he could because he was accidentally.

762
00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:11.039
<v Speaker 7>Shot for the worst.

763
00:35:11.239 --> 00:35:13.679
<v Speaker 6>So strange reports continue all the way up to moon

764
00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:14.559
<v Speaker 6>modern times.

765
00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:27.599
<v Speaker 2>Ship man, would you fucking banchie her? Okay, we're down

766
00:35:27.599 --> 00:35:32.280
<v Speaker 2>the wrong way. So the god the abba hot touch,

767
00:35:32.840 --> 00:35:38.320
<v Speaker 2>the abbat hot touch. How do you how do you

768
00:35:38.360 --> 00:35:42.159
<v Speaker 2>say this, billy? Right here? Actually right here, it's right here.

769
00:35:42.239 --> 00:35:47.440
<v Speaker 6>Ther a heartatch a ab heartatch.

770
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:50.639
<v Speaker 2>I don't I didn't look up any of these pronounces.

771
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:54.440
<v Speaker 4>The abbot hash abar touch.

772
00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:59.280
<v Speaker 2>So the abbot touch is an Irish word for a dwarf, or.

773
00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:03.480
<v Speaker 4>I can't say that. Yeah, we've been just trying to

774
00:36:03.519 --> 00:36:04.559
<v Speaker 4>pronounce slurs here.

775
00:36:05.639 --> 00:36:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Literally this is what, Yeah, it is said it was

776
00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:14.079
<v Speaker 2>an evil dwarf and became an undead vampire who roamed

777
00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:17.360
<v Speaker 2>the Northern Ireland at night and drank the blood of

778
00:36:17.480 --> 00:36:20.840
<v Speaker 2>his victims. It was said, I.

779
00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:23.960
<v Speaker 7>Think they prefer to be called Sunlight Challenge, not vampires.

780
00:36:27.239 --> 00:36:28.119
<v Speaker 2>This is what he looks like.

781
00:36:28.719 --> 00:36:29.440
<v Speaker 7>Holy fuck.

782
00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:36.320
<v Speaker 4>So you guys caught pizza? Holy fuck?

783
00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:36.679
<v Speaker 2>All right?

784
00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:39.679
<v Speaker 7>So uh like here, let me let me get a joke.

785
00:36:40.840 --> 00:36:44.880
<v Speaker 2>It is said that the Abba the ab Heartatchart.

786
00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:47.639
<v Speaker 4>I guess that sounds I just just honestly slur it

787
00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:48.760
<v Speaker 4>like you drunk. The heart.

788
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Was possibly inspired by Bram Strucker's Dracula story. There was

789
00:36:54.960 --> 00:36:57.639
<v Speaker 2>a few tales about the Hobart Hatch and about the

790
00:36:57.679 --> 00:37:01.079
<v Speaker 2>Irish mythical monster. There at least mentioned of the habit

791
00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:05.519
<v Speaker 2>Hotch is believed to have been in eighteen seventy five

792
00:37:05.679 --> 00:37:10.559
<v Speaker 2>by story by Patrick Weston Joyce. The Original The Origin

793
00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:13.920
<v Speaker 2>and the History of the Irish Irish Names and Places.

794
00:37:14.440 --> 00:37:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Joyce tells of a magical dwarf who is also a

795
00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:22.320
<v Speaker 2>tyrannical ruler in darry On, Northern Ireland, Ireland.

796
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:25.920
<v Speaker 7>After at North is a Protestant heretic.

797
00:37:26.239 --> 00:37:27.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because they fly each other all the time over

798
00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:28.960
<v Speaker 2>fucking religion.

799
00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:30.119
<v Speaker 7>I think it's I.

800
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:31.920
<v Speaker 6>Don't think it's as bad as it used to be,

801
00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:33.519
<v Speaker 6>but I know in the seventies that's when most of

802
00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:36.800
<v Speaker 6>the car bombings took place. Speaking of car bombings, Happy

803
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:38.519
<v Speaker 6>Saint Patty's everybody drink a bunch.

804
00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Get drunk because the holiday tell you carbomb.

805
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:44.519
<v Speaker 7>Is like my favorite thing to drink when I'm at

806
00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:44.760
<v Speaker 7>the bar.

807
00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:47.199
<v Speaker 2>What's what's an Irish car bomb again?

808
00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:49.480
<v Speaker 7>So it's you can make it.

809
00:37:49.519 --> 00:37:51.519
<v Speaker 6>The traditional way of making it is like a half

810
00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:55.159
<v Speaker 6>of a pint glass of Guinnis with a shot of Jamison.

811
00:37:54.760 --> 00:37:55.960
<v Speaker 7>With a little bit of Bailey's on top.

812
00:37:56.320 --> 00:38:00.280
<v Speaker 6>But I generally do Guinness tollamore ado and then whatever

813
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:05.519
<v Speaker 6>generic Irish cream is. Talamore do is like Jamison if

814
00:38:05.599 --> 00:38:07.400
<v Speaker 6>Jamison didn't suck Jameson.

815
00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:10.519
<v Speaker 2>Thank Jamison, fuck me, thank you.

816
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:12.880
<v Speaker 4>I love whiskey. Jamison is one of the worst fucking

817
00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:13.800
<v Speaker 4>whiskeys I've ever drank.

818
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:18.119
<v Speaker 7>It's garbage. It's also thank you whiskey. I prefer Bourbon.

819
00:38:18.159 --> 00:38:20.159
<v Speaker 6>But when it comes to Irish shit, dude, Tullibard and

820
00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:22.920
<v Speaker 6>bush Mills are fantastic, and bush Mill's black label.

821
00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:28.440
<v Speaker 2>That says you won't drink Scott straight. What I said,

822
00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:30.079
<v Speaker 2>you're the fairy that won't drink Scott.

823
00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:31.920
<v Speaker 7>Straight because Scott's tastes like cinnamon.

824
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:34.440
<v Speaker 2>You fucking does not taste like cinnamon. It tastes like

825
00:38:34.480 --> 00:38:35.480
<v Speaker 2>having liquid.

826
00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:38.440
<v Speaker 6>Shitty Scotch tastes like fucking cinnamon. I don't know what

827
00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:39.800
<v Speaker 6>you're talking about.

828
00:38:40.559 --> 00:38:41.760
<v Speaker 4>I think you nk ball.

829
00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:44.320
<v Speaker 7>No, dude, I can't.

830
00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:47.039
<v Speaker 6>I can't drink any liquor that has that fucking flavoring

831
00:38:47.079 --> 00:38:50.920
<v Speaker 6>in It makes me instantly ill interesting.

832
00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:52.960
<v Speaker 4>Because you drink too much, because it goes down.

833
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:55.679
<v Speaker 6>To eas No, I mean legitimately, I've had a shot

834
00:38:55.719 --> 00:38:59.079
<v Speaker 6>of that fucking that red stag that gim Beam Redstag

835
00:38:59.159 --> 00:39:02.000
<v Speaker 6>or whatever and fucking threw up immediately. And I have

836
00:39:02.119 --> 00:39:04.320
<v Speaker 6>drunk myself into alcohol poisoning more times than I can

837
00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:04.679
<v Speaker 6>tell you.

838
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.880
<v Speaker 2>So really, yeah, I haven't done that, only done to

839
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:08.599
<v Speaker 2>stop drinking.

840
00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:11.800
<v Speaker 7>I don't drink that often. I just binge when I do.

841
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:14.599
<v Speaker 4>At the end of the day, though, Like if you

842
00:39:14.679 --> 00:39:16.480
<v Speaker 4>drink like you just gotta like grow up and just

843
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:17.239
<v Speaker 4>not be a bitch.

844
00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:19.599
<v Speaker 6>Well no, that's what I'm saying. Like alcohol poison is

845
00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:20.960
<v Speaker 6>when you're throwing up too much.

846
00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:23.360
<v Speaker 4>But That's what I mean. Like, yeah, don't be a

847
00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:27.599
<v Speaker 4>bitch and throw up, keep it down, Jesus, grow up.

848
00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:32.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna tell you next time someone spuke and just

849
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:33.320
<v Speaker 4>be like, wow, grow up.

850
00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:36.360
<v Speaker 7>You're still puking. How childish. God.

851
00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I was wondering where the fuck Anton was the one

852
00:39:38.800 --> 00:39:40.639
<v Speaker 2>day and I'm like, where the fuck is this dude?

853
00:39:40.920 --> 00:39:42.239
<v Speaker 7>And then left until eight pm.

854
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:44.480
<v Speaker 2>He was slept until eight pm. I'm like, what the fuck?

855
00:39:44.519 --> 00:39:46.280
<v Speaker 2>And He's like going to bed eight eight, eight am,

856
00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:47.599
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, holy fuck me.

857
00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:49.760
<v Speaker 4>Even that though, how the fuck does that even happen?

858
00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:55.199
<v Speaker 4>I know, kind of blackout fucking dungeon do you live in? Like, dude,

859
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:58.000
<v Speaker 4>you at eight am? Like you're getting up at like

860
00:39:58.280 --> 00:40:01.159
<v Speaker 4>one two max, because like that's a lot of sun

861
00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:03.760
<v Speaker 4>like bellowing into your house.

862
00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:07.039
<v Speaker 6>By the time the window the sun hits my window

863
00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:10.519
<v Speaker 6>in my bedroom, it's already like five pm.

864
00:40:10.559 --> 00:40:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Crazy, You're crazy boy. So, after learning all he could

865
00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:19.239
<v Speaker 2>from a druid, he returned and after a sudden disappearance

866
00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:25.320
<v Speaker 2>of a yes, he returned after a sudden disappearance as

867
00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:29.159
<v Speaker 2>a sorcerer, committed terrible cruelties on those who opposed or

868
00:40:29.239 --> 00:40:30.920
<v Speaker 2>mocked him. So that's strange.

869
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:37.719
<v Speaker 4>The bully kid gets his revenge.

870
00:40:35.760 --> 00:40:38.480
<v Speaker 7>Normally it requires a coat and a couple of guns.

871
00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:44.519
<v Speaker 2>Fion mac come hail. That's a good Irish name, Fion

872
00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:46.880
<v Speaker 2>mac com hail and and spelled.

873
00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:52.239
<v Speaker 4>Cum tail cum he hails his com or.

874
00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:56.480
<v Speaker 2>The giants causeway tail. It is said to have confronted him.

875
00:40:56.480 --> 00:40:58.960
<v Speaker 2>In an effort to stop his cruelty and his tyrannical

876
00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:02.840
<v Speaker 2>ways of this evil dwarf. He killed the abb the

877
00:41:03.079 --> 00:41:07.679
<v Speaker 2>abahatash and married him standing upright.

878
00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:10.079
<v Speaker 4>Oh, they used to do that all the time.

879
00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:12.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then let ants eat their fucking face.

880
00:41:13.679 --> 00:41:15.079
<v Speaker 7>That's so unsettling.

881
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:19.039
<v Speaker 2>To stop him from returning undead in any form, however,

882
00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:22.679
<v Speaker 2>he still returned the very next day and rained terror

883
00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:25.559
<v Speaker 2>on all the people of Ireland at night, drinking the

884
00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:28.199
<v Speaker 2>blood of his victims. This guy's a straight up Okay,

885
00:41:28.280 --> 00:41:32.239
<v Speaker 2>a vampire is scary enough, but imagine a midget vampire.

886
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:36.599
<v Speaker 6>Isn't that the same thing with Chinese vampires? They're tiny, little, hairy,

887
00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:37.800
<v Speaker 6>flying bloodsuckers.

888
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:41.000
<v Speaker 2>Is that a real thing? Vampire?

889
00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:44.079
<v Speaker 4>I see a much less intimidated if he wasn't my size.

890
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:46.800
<v Speaker 4>He's so cute you.

891
00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:48.840
<v Speaker 6>Start smacking him out of the air, just getting oversized

892
00:41:48.840 --> 00:41:50.480
<v Speaker 6>fly swater like no off.

893
00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:53.599
<v Speaker 4>You get those electric ones? Oh my god, I love those.

894
00:41:56.599 --> 00:41:58.760
<v Speaker 2>However, he returned the very next day and he rained

895
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:02.840
<v Speaker 2>terror so and he killed all these people. And then

896
00:42:02.880 --> 00:42:06.480
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't until Fion mac cumhail killed him for the

897
00:42:06.519 --> 00:42:11.880
<v Speaker 2>third time and buried him standing upside down. His fucking

898
00:42:11.960 --> 00:42:14.920
<v Speaker 2>feet are sticking up, just fucking dangling and fucking kicking

899
00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:15.639
<v Speaker 2>and ship.

900
00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:19.000
<v Speaker 7>Because that's where they hide. The jet engines is in

901
00:42:19.079 --> 00:42:19.440
<v Speaker 7>his feet.

902
00:42:19.559 --> 00:42:21.679
<v Speaker 6>So if he bury MUMPSI downt he will only go

903
00:42:21.719 --> 00:42:22.400
<v Speaker 6>deeper into the year.

904
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:24.119
<v Speaker 2>What is he fucking.

905
00:42:25.599 --> 00:42:27.519
<v Speaker 4>Is he? Yeah?

906
00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:32.679
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say he fucking Channing Tatum from Jupiter Ascending.

907
00:42:33.880 --> 00:42:34.599
<v Speaker 7>I didn't see that.

908
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Who never who sees man The two trannies made that

909
00:42:38.039 --> 00:42:46.159
<v Speaker 2>movie is great, Yes, and there's reptilian the reptilians. There's

910
00:42:46.199 --> 00:42:48.440
<v Speaker 2>reptilians in it, like legitimate reptilians.

911
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:50.920
<v Speaker 6>It's fucking explains why you've seen it and I haven't

912
00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:53.800
<v Speaker 6>because I haven't watched anything that's made past Matrix two.

913
00:42:54.119 --> 00:42:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Watched the Jupiter Ascending. You'll think it's stupid, but it's

914
00:42:56.880 --> 00:42:59.679
<v Speaker 2>great because changed him flies around in rocket boots.

915
00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:03.280
<v Speaker 7>Oh my only Potato movie I want to see, and

916
00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:04.159
<v Speaker 7>that's this is the end.

917
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:06.719
<v Speaker 4>You never you never say this is the end.

918
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:08.960
<v Speaker 7>Of course I have. I'm just saying, what's up hitting

919
00:43:08.960 --> 00:43:09.719
<v Speaker 7>Tato's my bitch?

920
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Now?

921
00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:10.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

922
00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:13.519
<v Speaker 2>Canable done?

923
00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:15.960
<v Speaker 7>It's been like three days? What are you talking about?

924
00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:16.639
<v Speaker 2>You going to say?

925
00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:22.440
<v Speaker 4>Uh, I forgot the fucking Matrix people turn girls?

926
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's strange.

927
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:27.280
<v Speaker 4>Word that was that did not come out right.

928
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:28.079
<v Speaker 7>In the body?

929
00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it. Or once I eventually get Chelsea to

930
00:43:33.840 --> 00:43:35.920
<v Speaker 2>watch the original Matrix, we are going to watch the

931
00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:38.400
<v Speaker 2>newest one and I'll eventually be on on a real

932
00:43:38.440 --> 00:43:41.360
<v Speaker 2>review for the Patreon. So make sure you subscribe and

933
00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:43.880
<v Speaker 2>support us keeping this world strange, all you fuckers.

934
00:43:44.280 --> 00:43:46.480
<v Speaker 7>So you gotta shot on that movie when we review it.

935
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:48.599
<v Speaker 2>I probably will too, because I've heard not good things

936
00:43:48.599 --> 00:43:51.679
<v Speaker 2>from one and I didn't trust one at first, but

937
00:43:51.679 --> 00:43:56.360
<v Speaker 2>after watching Halloween Kills, I was disappointed. So another more

938
00:43:56.480 --> 00:44:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Christian version follows a similar story when the ash Felt

939
00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:05.840
<v Speaker 2>is actual fell to his first death while scaling a

940
00:44:05.880 --> 00:44:10.079
<v Speaker 2>wall trying to catch his wife and an adulterous situation.

941
00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:15.519
<v Speaker 2>This little dwarf is climbing up a castle wall, fell

942
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:18.519
<v Speaker 2>down and killed himself by attempting to find her in

943
00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:21.639
<v Speaker 2>the act of adultery.

944
00:44:21.800 --> 00:44:22.039
<v Speaker 4>Wrong.

945
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:23.760
<v Speaker 7>His English movie is about.

946
00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:27.760
<v Speaker 4>She didn't send her pigeon fast enough and fucking man.

947
00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:29.519
<v Speaker 2>Peter Dinklish probably does not like me say in the

948
00:44:29.639 --> 00:44:30.000
<v Speaker 2>M word.

949
00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:34.920
<v Speaker 7>All I know is that uh what was that one?

950
00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:39.199
<v Speaker 6>W w E short person wrestler horn swaggle Apparently like

951
00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:41.360
<v Speaker 6>went on the news and called Peter dnklage aunt.

952
00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:44.519
<v Speaker 3>Really that's gold because Peter Dinklish got a whole bunch

953
00:44:44.559 --> 00:44:46.880
<v Speaker 3>of people fired because he's like, you can't have little

954
00:44:46.920 --> 00:44:48.840
<v Speaker 3>people actors blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, and

955
00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:51.480
<v Speaker 3>like apparently because he was in Game of Thrones, everybody

956
00:44:51.519 --> 00:44:52.840
<v Speaker 3>wants to ride his four inch.

957
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:53.840
<v Speaker 7>Dick, so fuck him.

958
00:44:53.960 --> 00:44:57.599
<v Speaker 2>So strange. He seems like a strange individual. He seems

959
00:44:58.039 --> 00:45:02.639
<v Speaker 2>righteous when being slain after rising back from the dead

960
00:45:02.679 --> 00:45:06.039
<v Speaker 2>by a hero called caf Hail. He was killed with

961
00:45:06.119 --> 00:45:09.639
<v Speaker 2>the sword and made of uh killed with a sword.

962
00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:13.679
<v Speaker 2>It was made of ye would y e w?

963
00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:16.840
<v Speaker 7>You would? What the U tree?

964
00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:19.320
<v Speaker 2>What is the you tree? Do you study trees? You know?

965
00:45:18.960 --> 00:45:21.079
<v Speaker 7>The U tree is how you make how they made

966
00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:22.880
<v Speaker 7>them longbows.

967
00:45:23.159 --> 00:45:25.360
<v Speaker 4>I've been working with I've been working with trees since

968
00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:29.000
<v Speaker 4>like nineteen sixty. What there is.

969
00:45:30.679 --> 00:45:34.400
<v Speaker 2>There is actually a doll man near the Abba Huttross

970
00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:39.960
<v Speaker 2>hometown of Oh God slog a tavari Te, Oh God

971
00:45:40.599 --> 00:45:43.199
<v Speaker 2>slagha Te dude.

972
00:45:43.079 --> 00:45:45.719
<v Speaker 4>Actually are dude this Actually these are hard times, this.

973
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Time, these are hard times. Slag slog Tavity. Fucking Irish people.

974
00:45:53.000 --> 00:45:53.639
<v Speaker 2>And I'm Irish.

975
00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:58.480
<v Speaker 4>Is that a tavern? It's a city named after a bar.

976
00:46:01.440 --> 00:46:03.440
<v Speaker 2>I get people get mad when I'm like, oh, I'm

977
00:46:03.480 --> 00:46:06.320
<v Speaker 2>Irish or I'm whatever German because I don't actually live there,

978
00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:09.159
<v Speaker 2>but it's in my blood somewhere. So the the there's

979
00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:13.760
<v Speaker 2>actually a dole man near the Abbaha Tash hometown of

980
00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:22.480
<v Speaker 2>sauh Slavitavity whatever county dairy with a flat top under

981
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:25.679
<v Speaker 2>a hawthorn tree, believed to be the grave of one

982
00:46:25.719 --> 00:46:29.760
<v Speaker 2>of these dwarf creatures. Locals give this a wide birth,

983
00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:32.920
<v Speaker 2>particularly at night. What's a fucking wide birth?

984
00:46:33.519 --> 00:46:33.920
<v Speaker 7>Avoid it?

985
00:46:34.400 --> 00:46:36.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I was gonna say, that's when the baby comes

986
00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:37.440
<v Speaker 4>out sideways.

987
00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:39.239
<v Speaker 7>Ye did come out sideways.

988
00:46:40.159 --> 00:46:41.960
<v Speaker 4>I know him right on that, but I was just

989
00:46:42.039 --> 00:46:42.639
<v Speaker 4>kidding though.

990
00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:46.000
<v Speaker 6>Ends in half and folds out like a taco and

991
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:47.360
<v Speaker 6>then just pops back once.

992
00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:49.400
<v Speaker 7>The nurse puts water on it like one of those sponges.

993
00:46:50.199 --> 00:46:52.360
<v Speaker 4>That's fucking hilarious. I want to see a movie with

994
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:54.239
<v Speaker 4>somebody doing that, and it's going to create a whole

995
00:46:54.320 --> 00:46:56.800
<v Speaker 4>generation of people thinking that that's what happens.

996
00:46:57.679 --> 00:46:59.880
<v Speaker 2>No matter what tail you choose to believe, the tale

997
00:46:59.920 --> 00:47:03.199
<v Speaker 2>of the Abba Hatash is a scary one and his

998
00:47:03.280 --> 00:47:06.639
<v Speaker 2>stuff of nightmares and Ireland a story I am glad

999
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:09.880
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't aware of as a child. The female equivalent

1000
00:47:10.039 --> 00:47:14.239
<v Speaker 2>is the Dear rag Do, the dear ag Do who

1001
00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:17.239
<v Speaker 2>stands in the shadows deer ag Do?

1002
00:47:18.760 --> 00:47:21.800
<v Speaker 4>Fucking is he actually is? Okay? This time is not

1003
00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:24.199
<v Speaker 4>his fault. These are actually I gotta like stare at

1004
00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:24.719
<v Speaker 4>them for a minute.

1005
00:47:24.760 --> 00:47:26.559
<v Speaker 2>What do you fucking think I do? Every episode? This

1006
00:47:26.679 --> 00:47:28.960
<v Speaker 2>is like there's confusing words of stupid last names.

1007
00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:29.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

1008
00:47:31.000 --> 00:47:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Who stands in the shadows of the Abba Hatash and

1009
00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:36.960
<v Speaker 2>is less well known? She is said to be cunning,

1010
00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:40.960
<v Speaker 2>a vampire that seduces men before draining them of their blood. Again,

1011
00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:42.840
<v Speaker 2>does she do it through the dick?

1012
00:47:43.079 --> 00:47:45.599
<v Speaker 4>Yes, fox and drinks. She's riding on top and she

1013
00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:47.639
<v Speaker 4>goes to kiss her neck and she's like oh, you're

1014
00:47:47.760 --> 00:47:50.400
<v Speaker 4>lacking blood and she likes it feeling going flacid?

1015
00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:55.239
<v Speaker 6>Do you think it's like when a female fighter likes

1016
00:47:55.280 --> 00:47:57.599
<v Speaker 6>the head off of a male and just shoot your

1017
00:47:57.760 --> 00:48:02.599
<v Speaker 6>entire lifetime worth of a load into him.

1018
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:05.639
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Jesus, all right, then I gotta smoke up now.

1019
00:48:06.360 --> 00:48:09.679
<v Speaker 4>Oh he's got fucking yeah, he's doing bongs. I'm not.

1020
00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:14.119
<v Speaker 2>Let's do it, and then Anton, you're up on the docket.

1021
00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:19.679
<v Speaker 6>I've got to take a pop off the pikes before

1022
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:20.599
<v Speaker 6>I go into the next door.

1023
00:48:20.800 --> 00:48:21.719
<v Speaker 2>This is a bad idea.

1024
00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:24.039
<v Speaker 4>Your fucking Irish accent is really good. Can you do

1025
00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:24.559
<v Speaker 4>other ones?

1026
00:48:24.719 --> 00:48:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

1027
00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:27.440
<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, I can do. I mean, what do you

1028
00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:28.760
<v Speaker 7>vant me to do?

1029
00:48:28.760 --> 00:48:30.639
<v Speaker 6>Do you vant me to put you into the camp

1030
00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:32.559
<v Speaker 6>or do you vant me to stick here and talk

1031
00:48:32.599 --> 00:48:34.599
<v Speaker 6>to you?

1032
00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:36.320
<v Speaker 4>Okay, that one's okay Japanese.

1033
00:48:38.159 --> 00:48:39.039
<v Speaker 7>I can't do it Japanese.

1034
00:48:39.079 --> 00:48:40.400
<v Speaker 2>I try to. He does it.

1035
00:48:43.440 --> 00:48:43.559
<v Speaker 7>Does?

1036
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:50.280
<v Speaker 4>Look at your face? That's really good too. Your fucking

1037
00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:52.039
<v Speaker 4>Irish one is pretty on point, though.

1038
00:48:52.840 --> 00:48:54.719
<v Speaker 6>Oh thank you kindly. I've been doing it for fucking

1039
00:48:54.719 --> 00:48:56.760
<v Speaker 6>long enough. I'd hope it'd be, you know, somewhat decent

1040
00:48:56.760 --> 00:48:56.960
<v Speaker 6>to this.

1041
00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Can you a Spanish accent?

1042
00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:00.920
<v Speaker 7>Spanish Chlo.

1043
00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:02.440
<v Speaker 4>It doesn't matter.

1044
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:06.119
<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna stay home so I can fucking do it

1045
00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:12.039
<v Speaker 7>your Mexican, I have no fucking idea. I've never been

1046
00:49:12.039 --> 00:49:16.920
<v Speaker 7>to Spain, never, never taught me things.

1047
00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:19.719
<v Speaker 2>She didn't even tell him how to wipe his dick

1048
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:21.920
<v Speaker 2>after he pissed. Doesn't everybody do that?

1049
00:49:22.119 --> 00:49:24.360
<v Speaker 6>You gotta rip the foreskin off and pull one of

1050
00:49:24.360 --> 00:49:25.880
<v Speaker 6>the disposables off the wall and swim.

1051
00:49:28.480 --> 00:49:31.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh god, that's funny.

1052
00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Alright, let's make sure she's clean.

1053
00:49:34.239 --> 00:49:36.840
<v Speaker 8>You guys want to talk about seals that people like

1054
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:42.840
<v Speaker 8>to fuck? Sure, kind, So then we're gonna go for

1055
00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:45.599
<v Speaker 8>the tail of the silkie, not to be confused with

1056
00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:47.480
<v Speaker 8>an alki, which is the number one nothing that lives

1057
00:49:47.519 --> 00:49:48.039
<v Speaker 8>in Ireland.

1058
00:49:49.719 --> 00:49:52.679
<v Speaker 7>Yes, all right, So these are said to be half human,

1059
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:55.760
<v Speaker 7>half sealed. All right, I'll read it Irish.

1060
00:49:56.400 --> 00:49:58.280
<v Speaker 6>They are known as the seal folk and part of

1061
00:49:58.280 --> 00:49:59.559
<v Speaker 6>an ancient Tigrish folklore.

1062
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:00.199
<v Speaker 7>Whoever.

1063
00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:03.079
<v Speaker 6>Tales of these creatures can be found in several other countries,

1064
00:50:03.360 --> 00:50:07.480
<v Speaker 6>including England, Scotland and even as father as Iceland. So

1065
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:10.400
<v Speaker 6>the celkies have the ability to change from seals to humans.

1066
00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:14.559
<v Speaker 6>They shed their skin, and most prominent description to the

1067
00:50:14.599 --> 00:50:16.719
<v Speaker 6>silky is out of a beautiful young loss.

1068
00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:19.679
<v Speaker 7>In olden times. Oh, look at them titties.

1069
00:50:21.039 --> 00:50:23.119
<v Speaker 6>You know, the the gene is coming up just so

1070
00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:26.039
<v Speaker 6>nicely because it's you know, the seal is gonna stick

1071
00:50:26.079 --> 00:50:28.719
<v Speaker 6>his face in the otherwise and that's that's actually her sister,

1072
00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:30.559
<v Speaker 6>which would be naughty and God would be crying.

1073
00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:33.199
<v Speaker 2>The seal looks like he's down to fuck man.

1074
00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:36.760
<v Speaker 4>And the seals like, damn, that's some fucking that's a body,

1075
00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:38.000
<v Speaker 4>you know what.

1076
00:50:38.119 --> 00:50:40.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Like it's just like mermaids are like

1077
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:43.280
<v Speaker 2>this is technically a type of what a mermaid could be.

1078
00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:46.239
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know. Everyone's like it's always like, you know,

1079
00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:48.280
<v Speaker 2>the they paint him as sexy and shit like that.

1080
00:50:48.320 --> 00:50:51.159
<v Speaker 2>But like, I guess it's the best option because the

1081
00:50:51.239 --> 00:50:54.199
<v Speaker 2>reverse of it would be ten times worse. Imagine like

1082
00:50:54.320 --> 00:50:57.880
<v Speaker 2>sexy ass legs nice puss, but it's a fish head,

1083
00:50:58.960 --> 00:51:00.880
<v Speaker 2>like it would be scared. You have to like put

1084
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:03.079
<v Speaker 2>a whole bag over its head, like a burlap sack

1085
00:51:03.119 --> 00:51:04.159
<v Speaker 2>would have to go over it.

1086
00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:07.199
<v Speaker 6>Oh, but isn't the definition of a butterface. You're just like, damn,

1087
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:10.280
<v Speaker 6>that asks a slamon. But I mean the top of salmon.

1088
00:51:10.360 --> 00:51:12.000
<v Speaker 7>But salmon.

1089
00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:14.760
<v Speaker 2>It's the only the head though, still talking about me.

1090
00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:19.280
<v Speaker 2>But you know, you know, the like it's just it's

1091
00:51:19.320 --> 00:51:21.719
<v Speaker 2>just like a weird concept. Obviously we've talked about mermaids

1092
00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:24.079
<v Speaker 2>before with a weird guy that had on this podcast,

1093
00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:25.840
<v Speaker 2>and you know, it's just it's a weird thing. They

1094
00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:27.840
<v Speaker 2>prodrag you to your death, but they seduce you, like

1095
00:51:27.840 --> 00:51:29.559
<v Speaker 2>I don't think like the tities look good, but like

1096
00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:30.639
<v Speaker 2>I ain't eating that box.

1097
00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:33.360
<v Speaker 4>You know what all is that that whole story of

1098
00:51:33.480 --> 00:51:38.039
<v Speaker 4>mermaids doing that is just uh parallel to the fact

1099
00:51:38.039 --> 00:51:44.800
<v Speaker 4>that in life, women will kill you. Sure, if you

1100
00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:47.960
<v Speaker 4>love a woman, you're gonna die in some sort of way,

1101
00:51:48.000 --> 00:51:49.920
<v Speaker 4>whether it be on the inside or totally.

1102
00:51:51.920 --> 00:51:56.039
<v Speaker 6>So when I was reading this be gay.

1103
00:51:56.760 --> 00:51:59.039
<v Speaker 4>There's a campaign for you, there's a bunch of straight

1104
00:51:59.079 --> 00:52:01.119
<v Speaker 4>guys going, you know what, I think they got it

1105
00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:06.000
<v Speaker 4>right with a kid AND's like, come here, I'll show.

1106
00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:09.679
<v Speaker 7>I've said it before and I'll say it again. Gay

1107
00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:11.199
<v Speaker 7>men suck dick way better than women.

1108
00:52:11.400 --> 00:52:13.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, no, dude, I know that from watching fucking

1109
00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:15.360
<v Speaker 4>I've watched some gay porns.

1110
00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Why to excheck that, No.

1111
00:52:17.960 --> 00:52:21.840
<v Speaker 4>Honestly, it's fucking value. You're curious. I get curious. I

1112
00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:24.199
<v Speaker 4>like to watch things, so I'm just like, fucking you

1113
00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:26.760
<v Speaker 4>know what, and like they go to and I'm.

1114
00:52:26.639 --> 00:52:30.599
<v Speaker 2>Like, nobody's every's ever went to town like that.

1115
00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:33.719
<v Speaker 4>I've never seen even one fucking porn of a woman

1116
00:52:33.760 --> 00:52:36.000
<v Speaker 4>even putting in fifty percent of the effort.

1117
00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:37.119
<v Speaker 2>Unless the guy forces them to.

1118
00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:40.639
<v Speaker 4>That guy, no, even if he does, she's like she's going,

1119
00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:42.920
<v Speaker 4>but she's like crying at the same time.

1120
00:52:43.519 --> 00:52:43.599
<v Speaker 7>But.

1121
00:52:45.320 --> 00:52:48.159
<v Speaker 6>Told me you love me, whereas gay men are just like, yep, yep, no,

1122
00:52:48.280 --> 00:52:49.559
<v Speaker 6>I know what's gonna happen.

1123
00:52:49.400 --> 00:52:50.159
<v Speaker 7>And there you go.

1124
00:52:50.320 --> 00:52:52.400
<v Speaker 4>You were gonna have a fucking blast. Let's let's have

1125
00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:52.880
<v Speaker 4>a good time.

1126
00:52:53.519 --> 00:52:55.320
<v Speaker 6>On the on the flip of that, I would I

1127
00:52:55.360 --> 00:52:57.960
<v Speaker 6>would assume that women are way better at eating pussy.

1128
00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:00.440
<v Speaker 7>Than men are. Oh yeah, for sure, know how to

1129
00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:01.440
<v Speaker 7>treat the motherfuckers.

1130
00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:03.639
<v Speaker 4>So uh, not true?

1131
00:53:04.199 --> 00:53:06.280
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? Not true? What do you mean?

1132
00:53:06.320 --> 00:53:08.119
<v Speaker 4>What do you mean? I don't want to elaborate, but

1133
00:53:08.199 --> 00:53:08.800
<v Speaker 4>not true.

1134
00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:13.000
<v Speaker 2>I fucking know what you're talking about. You want just

1135
00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:14.719
<v Speaker 2>say it? Why is it a bad thing?

1136
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:18.239
<v Speaker 4>Well, no, like the specific story is a bad thing, but.

1137
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:19.719
<v Speaker 7>Not all women.

1138
00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:22.679
<v Speaker 6>But I'm saying in general, if somebody really enjoys doing

1139
00:53:22.719 --> 00:53:23.320
<v Speaker 6>that then.

1140
00:53:23.679 --> 00:53:27.199
<v Speaker 4>Uh so. Actually in my experience though, that is actually

1141
00:53:27.199 --> 00:53:29.400
<v Speaker 4>a question that I've asked a lot of people. And

1142
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:31.599
<v Speaker 4>if you've realized when you talk to girls, like there's

1143
00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:33.280
<v Speaker 4>a good like honestly, like if I had to put

1144
00:53:33.280 --> 00:53:35.280
<v Speaker 4>a number, dude, that's say a good like thirty percent

1145
00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:39.840
<v Speaker 4>of all females are by. Yeah, it's it's everybody like

1146
00:53:40.159 --> 00:53:42.079
<v Speaker 4>they all a lot of people are attracted to the

1147
00:53:42.119 --> 00:53:45.119
<v Speaker 4>female body, Like it's just honestly, it's more visually appealing

1148
00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:47.639
<v Speaker 4>than the male body. Wrong, it really is.

1149
00:53:47.679 --> 00:53:49.639
<v Speaker 2>I agree with you on that I would prefer to

1150
00:53:49.679 --> 00:53:50.280
<v Speaker 2>have a dick.

1151
00:53:50.440 --> 00:53:53.199
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, one hundred percent. Uh to each their owne

1152
00:53:53.239 --> 00:53:56.960
<v Speaker 4>but like in general that is the case. So every time,

1153
00:53:57.639 --> 00:53:59.400
<v Speaker 4>like I've been in I've been in this situation about

1154
00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:01.719
<v Speaker 4>five six and every single time is like they suck.

1155
00:54:03.400 --> 00:54:04.559
<v Speaker 2>They just tell you that they suck.

1156
00:54:04.840 --> 00:54:06.000
<v Speaker 4>They're like they were so bad.

1157
00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:10.679
<v Speaker 6>Well, how many of those women just think that they

1158
00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:13.400
<v Speaker 6>are and then aren't actually enthusiastic about doing it and

1159
00:54:13.400 --> 00:54:15.960
<v Speaker 6>they're like, I'm doing this because like you're probably say.

1160
00:54:15.800 --> 00:54:20.000
<v Speaker 4>That I'm by You're probably right, Yeah, probably about five

1161
00:54:20.039 --> 00:54:22.079
<v Speaker 4>percent of those thirty I think the.

1162
00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:24.400
<v Speaker 6>Biggest difference is that like if a dude is just

1163
00:54:24.440 --> 00:54:26.679
<v Speaker 6>like I'm by and then somebody goes to do something

1164
00:54:26.719 --> 00:54:29.079
<v Speaker 6>and they're not getting hard, that's kind of an immediate like.

1165
00:54:29.280 --> 00:54:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, at.

1166
00:54:31.400 --> 00:54:33.800
<v Speaker 4>Least fake it that. But that's like, oh yeah, I'm

1167
00:54:33.840 --> 00:54:38.159
<v Speaker 4>definitely that being said as being naked on both genders,

1168
00:54:38.159 --> 00:54:39.880
<v Speaker 4>Like you can have the hottest guy and the hottest

1169
00:54:39.880 --> 00:54:42.559
<v Speaker 4>girl and like ninety nine percent of people are going

1170
00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:46.599
<v Speaker 4>to say that girl looks better just physically appealing better.

1171
00:54:47.280 --> 00:54:49.719
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have to do. This will be a preview

1172
00:54:49.800 --> 00:54:52.280
<v Speaker 2>into the live special that is coming up.

1173
00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:55.360
<v Speaker 4>Guys are gross, Like we're all gross. We all know

1174
00:54:55.480 --> 00:54:59.159
<v Speaker 4>we're gross. Like I don't know why my mic I

1175
00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:04.880
<v Speaker 4>don't know why you're on you. I'm smart, man, But

1176
00:55:04.920 --> 00:55:08.239
<v Speaker 4>they're so nice about it. They're like, yeah, like you, yeah,

1177
00:55:08.400 --> 00:55:09.920
<v Speaker 4>like you're smart.

1178
00:55:11.159 --> 00:55:13.119
<v Speaker 6>You should see me when I'm so not nice about it,

1179
00:55:13.159 --> 00:55:14.559
<v Speaker 6>but they're passive aggressive about it.

1180
00:55:14.599 --> 00:55:16.480
<v Speaker 7>It comes up three weeks later when you thought it

1181
00:55:16.519 --> 00:55:16.880
<v Speaker 7>was head.

1182
00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:19.400
<v Speaker 2>I just don't give a fuck, and I'd make jokes

1183
00:55:19.480 --> 00:55:23.440
<v Speaker 2>and it's inappropriate. I don't know, that's my guess. Or

1184
00:55:23.519 --> 00:55:25.079
<v Speaker 2>I have blue eyes and they're like that's cool and

1185
00:55:25.079 --> 00:55:26.679
<v Speaker 2>do you have a beard? Really can't grow a beard.

1186
00:55:26.840 --> 00:55:29.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I got high.

1187
00:55:29.320 --> 00:55:31.840
<v Speaker 4>I got a dirty bush.

1188
00:55:32.599 --> 00:55:35.760
<v Speaker 2>He has like huge fucking bush, like it pops out

1189
00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:37.840
<v Speaker 2>of his pants. Sometimes we're hanging out, like when him

1190
00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:39.719
<v Speaker 2>and Alex are boxing, I just see kind of a

1191
00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:42.599
<v Speaker 2>little bit of fucking It looks like Barney fred fucking

1192
00:55:42.800 --> 00:55:43.559
<v Speaker 2>Flintstone's hair.

1193
00:55:43.679 --> 00:55:46.719
<v Speaker 6>Not actually fucking can we get can we get a

1194
00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:48.719
<v Speaker 6>manscaped sponsorship over here?

1195
00:55:48.760 --> 00:55:49.039
<v Speaker 7>Please?

1196
00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Know what's that one called?

1197
00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:55.039
<v Speaker 4>Everybody hated me until I trim my pubes, and then

1198
00:55:55.079 --> 00:55:56.400
<v Speaker 4>suddenly I was popular.

1199
00:55:58.280 --> 00:56:00.679
<v Speaker 2>He had a dick hiding between a fuck literally like

1200
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:02.760
<v Speaker 2>fucking eight inch wall of fucking hair.

1201
00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:06.639
<v Speaker 4>I oosed to only think I had three inches. It

1202
00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:08.320
<v Speaker 4>turns out there's fourteen.

1203
00:56:10.079 --> 00:56:12.000
<v Speaker 7>It's all curled up like a pigtail.

1204
00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:16.320
<v Speaker 2>For some All right, that's you.

1205
00:56:16.320 --> 00:56:20.000
<v Speaker 7>I want to get back to the selkie sure, all right.

1206
00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:23.159
<v Speaker 6>So sailors would often hide the skins of selkies in

1207
00:56:23.280 --> 00:56:26.440
<v Speaker 6>order to coerce the female selkies into marriage. The marriage

1208
00:56:26.440 --> 00:56:29.760
<v Speaker 6>always begins beautifully, with the couple settling and having children

1209
00:56:29.800 --> 00:56:30.320
<v Speaker 6>together with.

1210
00:56:30.280 --> 00:56:32.199
<v Speaker 7>A love and a cottage down by the seaside.

1211
00:56:32.440 --> 00:56:36.400
<v Speaker 6>Usually usually end in heartbreak as the selki eventually finds

1212
00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:39.320
<v Speaker 6>their lost seal skin and returns to the sea. In

1213
00:56:39.440 --> 00:56:42.239
<v Speaker 6>Irish folklore, the tale of the carry man who married

1214
00:56:42.239 --> 00:56:44.320
<v Speaker 6>a sea creature is told it by some as being

1215
00:56:44.320 --> 00:56:46.119
<v Speaker 6>a selkie rather than a marrow.

1216
00:56:46.760 --> 00:56:48.000
<v Speaker 7>Another tale tells.

1217
00:56:47.719 --> 00:56:51.320
<v Speaker 6>Of how the Connolly clan of Connemara were descended from seals,

1218
00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:53.159
<v Speaker 6>and so it was forbidden for them to kill the

1219
00:56:53.199 --> 00:56:56.320
<v Speaker 6>animals lest they fall victim to a lifetime of bad

1220
00:56:56.400 --> 00:56:57.320
<v Speaker 6>look So was.

1221
00:56:57.239 --> 00:57:00.440
<v Speaker 4>The skin after they peeled it off, just like hanging

1222
00:57:00.760 --> 00:57:02.719
<v Speaker 4>around on the beach or something like.

1223
00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:05.440
<v Speaker 7>A set of clothes. Yeah, so the sailor.

1224
00:57:06.840 --> 00:57:09.400
<v Speaker 6>When the when the sailors would would find a selkie

1225
00:57:09.400 --> 00:57:11.000
<v Speaker 6>and they would go into female form, they.

1226
00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:12.280
<v Speaker 7>Were strapped on the shore.

1227
00:57:12.519 --> 00:57:15.480
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so then they would just hide the skin so

1228
00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:18.840
<v Speaker 6>they couldn't crawl back into it. I was reading this

1229
00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:20.960
<v Speaker 6>and reading about the marrow and stuff made me think,

1230
00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:25.800
<v Speaker 6>you think, after just sailors having nothing else, but other

1231
00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:28.039
<v Speaker 6>sailors just started jerking off the wildlife.

1232
00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:30.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, one hundred percent. Remember that idea that that

1233
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:34.119
<v Speaker 2>those pirates swore they saw mermaids and they were probably

1234
00:57:34.239 --> 00:57:38.000
<v Speaker 2>loosening it with seals on on these rocks and they're

1235
00:57:38.039 --> 00:57:41.159
<v Speaker 2>fucking tripping out. It's fine. I'm high as ship, so

1236
00:57:41.239 --> 00:57:41.719
<v Speaker 2>that's okay.

1237
00:57:43.320 --> 00:57:46.280
<v Speaker 7>One puff Gordon lightweight, Jesus, I smoked all day.

1238
00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:48.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm not you puffing all the fucking time. I took

1239
00:57:48.239 --> 00:57:48.679
<v Speaker 2>one bit.

1240
00:57:48.960 --> 00:57:50.400
<v Speaker 7>Smoking on the pipe the whole time.

1241
00:57:50.880 --> 00:57:53.639
<v Speaker 2>Uh, try hitting a bong, sir. But as I was saying,

1242
00:57:53.679 --> 00:57:55.400
<v Speaker 2>but you don't know what matlage is, I'm bringing it

1243
00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:57.840
<v Speaker 2>back to the pirates again because we're talking about briback

1244
00:57:58.400 --> 00:58:02.440
<v Speaker 2>maidleedge is the pretty much we're best friends on the sea.

1245
00:58:03.239 --> 00:58:05.119
<v Speaker 4>We oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they.

1246
00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:07.119
<v Speaker 2>Would get married because they had no one else. They're

1247
00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:09.280
<v Speaker 2>on the sea all the time, so they already were

1248
00:58:09.320 --> 00:58:11.480
<v Speaker 2>buckfucking each other and having a good time, and they're

1249
00:58:11.480 --> 00:58:13.280
<v Speaker 2>hanging out and like being really good friends.

1250
00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:15.039
<v Speaker 4>Might as well find love, so might.

1251
00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:16.519
<v Speaker 2>As well be like, well, I got no one else

1252
00:58:16.559 --> 00:58:18.440
<v Speaker 2>to be with, so, and you're you're the only one

1253
00:58:18.440 --> 00:58:19.960
<v Speaker 2>here other than these twenty other guys.

1254
00:58:19.960 --> 00:58:24.079
<v Speaker 4>So that one guy just swims off in the ocean channing.

1255
00:58:24.119 --> 00:58:27.360
<v Speaker 4>Tatum's just in the ocean beside the boat, just he's like,

1256
00:58:27.360 --> 00:58:30.679
<v Speaker 4>I'm going for my cross Atlantic swim. And then you're like, oh,

1257
00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:32.920
<v Speaker 4>why don't you come up for a rest? And then

1258
00:58:33.199 --> 00:58:34.519
<v Speaker 4>all those marriages go to shit.

1259
00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:36.719
<v Speaker 2>Do you do you do you think that? Do you

1260
00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:40.320
<v Speaker 2>think that that? Like there was male mermaids that the

1261
00:58:40.360 --> 00:58:43.000
<v Speaker 2>pirates would get seduced by, and they were like, man,

1262
00:58:43.519 --> 00:58:46.199
<v Speaker 2>that fucking mermaid sucked my dick better than the woman

1263
00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:47.079
<v Speaker 2>one did earlier.

1264
00:58:47.119 --> 00:58:48.039
<v Speaker 4>That actually makes me well.

1265
00:58:48.079 --> 00:58:50.000
<v Speaker 7>But again, you have the same problem of a mermaid.

1266
00:58:50.039 --> 00:58:51.840
<v Speaker 6>It's like there's no dick for you to ride or

1267
00:58:51.880 --> 00:58:52.840
<v Speaker 6>for you to fucking suck.

1268
00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:53.760
<v Speaker 2>It's but they suck you.

1269
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:56.480
<v Speaker 6>It's in a couple of hands with a nice chisel

1270
00:58:56.599 --> 00:58:57.960
<v Speaker 6>chest from swimming so much.

1271
00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:01.639
<v Speaker 4>I'm just picturing like an actual dude, like on a

1272
00:59:01.760 --> 00:59:03.960
<v Speaker 4>voyage across the land, he'd be like, Yo, guys, I'm

1273
00:59:03.960 --> 00:59:06.280
<v Speaker 4>gonna jump off here, there's a good rock to go

1274
00:59:06.360 --> 00:59:11.320
<v Speaker 4>sit on, wait till the next ship. It's like fourteen days.

1275
00:59:11.519 --> 00:59:13.719
<v Speaker 4>But he's sitting there and he brought us lunch. He's like,

1276
00:59:13.719 --> 00:59:16.039
<v Speaker 4>I'm still good. Like he sees a ship, he's like, yo,

1277
00:59:16.119 --> 00:59:17.119
<v Speaker 4>you know, fuck.

1278
00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:18.719
<v Speaker 3>You guys, pick me up.

1279
00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:19.599
<v Speaker 7>Just chick his thumb out.

1280
00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:24.039
<v Speaker 4>Just the ship's like, don't look.

1281
00:59:24.119 --> 00:59:28.559
<v Speaker 7>If we don't make guy, he gone? Is he gone?

1282
00:59:29.679 --> 00:59:33.400
<v Speaker 2>When last thing him on the ship. Imagine the smell

1283
00:59:33.679 --> 00:59:36.320
<v Speaker 2>of the men on that boat that you would have

1284
00:59:36.360 --> 00:59:40.159
<v Speaker 2>to fuck because in Irish folklore has said that a

1285
00:59:40.199 --> 00:59:44.079
<v Speaker 2>mysterious creature inhabits the lights of killing Billy.

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<v Speaker 7>I've always wanted to do this while you were on

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00:59:45.599 --> 00:59:47.960
<v Speaker 7>the show. Hang on, what's that group?

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00:59:48.800 --> 00:59:49.159
<v Speaker 4>Strange?

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00:59:52.119 --> 00:59:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Kill Arnie, kill Arnie, kill Arnie.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, that's better than the other one. What the fuck? Uh?

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00:59:58.199 --> 00:59:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Kill Arnie?

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00:59:58.960 --> 00:59:59.199
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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00:59:59.320 --> 01:00:02.239
<v Speaker 2>Killarney, Jesus christ Man Irish words, man, fucking me up,

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01:00:02.800 --> 01:00:03.039
<v Speaker 2>me up?

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01:00:03.400 --> 01:00:11.960
<v Speaker 6>Say it drunken and slurred, Kilarney, Calarney, it's probing Kilarney,

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01:00:12.039 --> 01:00:12.840
<v Speaker 6>it's Killerny.

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01:00:13.400 --> 01:00:14.760
<v Speaker 4>Does does that?

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01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't that mucky sound like a racial slur? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>It does, it really does.

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01:00:20.119 --> 01:00:23.119
<v Speaker 6>You don't be bringing that goddamn mukey into this house anymore.

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01:00:24.280 --> 01:00:26.880
<v Speaker 6>You're making your poor mother cry every goddamn night.

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01:00:27.239 --> 01:00:30.079
<v Speaker 2>And two thousand and three sign is conducted sonar scans

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01:00:30.119 --> 01:00:33.199
<v Speaker 2>the lakes found around found a large solid mass in

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01:00:33.239 --> 01:00:37.320
<v Speaker 2>the water, and it obviously it fueled UH speculation that

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01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Ireland has its own lackness monster, so fucking weird and coming, but.

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01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:46.440
<v Speaker 7>Doesn't ask for tree Fitty. Then it ain't a Locknesse monster.

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01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:47.320
<v Speaker 4>That's what it has.

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01:00:47.480 --> 01:00:49.519
<v Speaker 2>He came up. He knocked on the door.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you want about?

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01:00:54.679 --> 01:00:55.719
<v Speaker 7>What about that time?

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01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:58.840
<v Speaker 6>Did I realize that podcast told us was about eight stories?

1312
01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:03.599
<v Speaker 7>And I said, God damn it, mass So we worked

1313
01:01:03.599 --> 01:01:05.679
<v Speaker 7>for all money in this house. We aren't giving away

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01:01:05.719 --> 01:01:06.760
<v Speaker 7>no goddamn tree fit.

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01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:09.119
<v Speaker 2>He said, well keep it you did.

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01:01:09.280 --> 01:01:11.599
<v Speaker 7>Why don't wonder he keep coming back?

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01:01:11.599 --> 01:01:12.639
<v Speaker 2>What were you keep having him?

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01:01:13.079 --> 01:01:16.960
<v Speaker 4>Don t you got three fitty the first time? Of

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01:01:16.960 --> 01:01:19.320
<v Speaker 4>course it's going to keep coming back, and we give

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01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:20.159
<v Speaker 4>us three?

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01:01:20.639 --> 01:01:23.000
<v Speaker 7>You said, well how about you two? And I said,

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01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:25.119
<v Speaker 7>what is there a sale? Un luckness esus?

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01:01:27.559 --> 01:01:35.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, everyone stopped this. I know so I don't know

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01:01:35.119 --> 01:01:36.960
<v Speaker 2>if that's fine. That's the thing I should I say,

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01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:42.400
<v Speaker 2>it's controversial. The name comes from three lakes? Well did

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01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:44.880
<v Speaker 2>you hear Anton's accent? The name?

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01:01:45.400 --> 01:01:48.119
<v Speaker 7>You and chefs stand there's nothing racial about that? You follow?

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01:01:48.280 --> 01:01:50.360
<v Speaker 4>It's fucking so far We're fine.

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01:01:51.719 --> 01:01:53.840
<v Speaker 7>He did it, and they're widely accepted.

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01:01:54.039 --> 01:01:58.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay, probably market.

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01:01:56.639 --> 01:01:58.719
<v Speaker 7>Little crackers, just as the Dickens.

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01:02:01.000 --> 01:02:04.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, stop that the name comes from one of the

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01:02:04.079 --> 01:02:07.400
<v Speaker 2>three lakes. Muck Ross and Sightings have been suggested being

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01:02:07.400 --> 01:02:09.760
<v Speaker 2>a pair of seals. Of course they're fucking seals. What

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01:02:09.760 --> 01:02:11.960
<v Speaker 2>else can it be? Their fucking seals.

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01:02:12.239 --> 01:02:15.239
<v Speaker 7>Fucking seals, dude, why you copy my story? My story

1337
01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:16.159
<v Speaker 7>was about fucking I know.

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01:02:18.480 --> 01:02:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Why is this happening again?

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01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:21.960
<v Speaker 7>All right, guys, drop me on that rock. I'm gonna

1340
01:02:21.960 --> 01:02:22.760
<v Speaker 7>go fuck that seal.

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01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:25.239
<v Speaker 2>You up next, fucker, So more.

1342
01:02:25.440 --> 01:02:28.719
<v Speaker 7>Stories are fucking my god. The Irish love fucking what.

1343
01:02:28.840 --> 01:02:32.639
<v Speaker 6>London Shade is a beautiful spirit, often female, with great

1344
01:02:32.679 --> 01:02:33.639
<v Speaker 6>big gazungas.

1345
01:02:34.079 --> 01:02:35.480
<v Speaker 7>She seduces them more to lover.

1346
01:02:36.119 --> 01:02:40.440
<v Speaker 6>She or he is a dangerous muse it just got

1347
01:02:40.440 --> 01:02:44.960
<v Speaker 6>gay all of a sudden, whose lovers devote themselves to

1348
01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:48.320
<v Speaker 6>the spirit in exchange for a short lived but remarkable

1349
01:02:48.440 --> 01:02:49.360
<v Speaker 6>artistic life.

1350
01:02:49.719 --> 01:02:50.480
<v Speaker 4>You know, only the.

1351
01:02:50.480 --> 01:02:53.920
<v Speaker 6>Good die young and other terrible billy Joel songs. So

1352
01:02:54.400 --> 01:02:57.639
<v Speaker 6>the London Shade are considered vampiric, feeding in their lover's

1353
01:02:57.719 --> 01:03:00.639
<v Speaker 6>lives so they can live in their stead. Any artists

1354
01:03:00.639 --> 01:03:03.760
<v Speaker 6>have wasted away, often dying young, unless they can convince

1355
01:03:03.800 --> 01:03:07.480
<v Speaker 6>another Marshall to take their place. However, if the artist

1356
01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:11.800
<v Speaker 6>refuses a Lenin Shide, the spirit becomes their slave, and

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01:03:11.840 --> 01:03:14.039
<v Speaker 6>not a dark skinned one either, a light skinned one.

1358
01:03:14.039 --> 01:03:15.480
<v Speaker 7>When you feel good about having.

1359
01:03:15.239 --> 01:03:19.920
<v Speaker 4>In that wow wow in Irish, Oh, my fucking god.

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01:03:24.320 --> 01:03:26.239
<v Speaker 6>That's a that's a callback to a nice little known

1361
01:03:26.280 --> 01:03:29.320
<v Speaker 6>historical fact that most house slaves were of Irish descent

1362
01:03:29.440 --> 01:03:30.760
<v Speaker 6>in the American South.

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01:03:30.920 --> 01:03:34.400
<v Speaker 4>So it's yeah, history people history.

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01:03:35.599 --> 01:03:37.840
<v Speaker 6>So in Irish folklore, the Lane and Sea is one

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01:03:37.880 --> 01:03:41.800
<v Speaker 6>of the AOC people are the mounds uh so related

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01:03:41.840 --> 01:03:45.039
<v Speaker 6>to the Banshee uh And the name in Gaelic means sweetheart,

1367
01:03:45.159 --> 01:03:49.039
<v Speaker 6>lover or concubi, not to be confused with suckuby or incubi.

1368
01:03:49.239 --> 01:03:51.679
<v Speaker 2>Concubines is someone you fucking hang out with. The fuck right.

1369
01:03:52.480 --> 01:03:55.960
<v Speaker 6>Concubie, I believe is the person who bears your young

1370
01:03:56.199 --> 01:03:57.639
<v Speaker 6>I might be mistaken on that.

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01:03:57.639 --> 01:04:00.159
<v Speaker 2>Coming next year. I'm gonna wait a year, so what.

1372
01:04:00.199 --> 01:04:02.400
<v Speaker 4>Can have access to it? That's a big build up.

1373
01:04:02.960 --> 01:04:05.800
<v Speaker 2>But all of the specials will be on Patreon and

1374
01:04:05.840 --> 01:04:09.320
<v Speaker 2>you'll have to hit your balls. Yeah ye know that.

1375
01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:11.559
<v Speaker 7>That's like, that's like edging so much that you're gonna

1376
01:04:11.559 --> 01:04:12.599
<v Speaker 7>tear something when you come.

1377
01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:15.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dude, like that was hot. That that might kill you.

1378
01:04:15.480 --> 01:04:17.000
<v Speaker 2>I want to I want to get people.

1379
01:04:18.199 --> 01:04:19.360
<v Speaker 7>You want to or not at that point.

1380
01:04:19.480 --> 01:04:22.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want people to do expose as much as often.

1381
01:04:22.400 --> 01:04:24.519
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get back into this this is definitely

1382
01:04:24.639 --> 01:04:26.440
<v Speaker 2>raw cuts. Everybody rock cuts.

1383
01:04:26.519 --> 01:04:29.599
<v Speaker 7>Speaking of things we're not offering up as information on air.

1384
01:04:31.159 --> 01:04:35.880
<v Speaker 4>Fun back to the day, calm blood, can it happens? Probably?

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01:04:37.039 --> 01:04:38.199
<v Speaker 7>Yo, you look you.

1386
01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Know what you look like? You look like a drunken,

1387
01:04:40.400 --> 01:04:43.159
<v Speaker 2>irish gay boy. George. That was the idea.

1388
01:04:43.360 --> 01:04:45.320
<v Speaker 6>I put the stuff on the hat.

1389
01:04:45.559 --> 01:04:48.760
<v Speaker 2>I did. I fucking as soon as I as soon

1390
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:50.440
<v Speaker 2>as that thing fell off your head, I was like, man,

1391
01:04:50.480 --> 01:04:53.639
<v Speaker 2>he looks like fucking really gay actually is when bored

1392
01:04:53.679 --> 01:04:56.920
<v Speaker 2>George gay is.

1393
01:04:56.880 --> 01:05:01.920
<v Speaker 6>Really weird, George a full spectrum of sexuality, apparently, I

1394
01:05:01.960 --> 01:05:02.320
<v Speaker 6>don't know.

1395
01:05:03.119 --> 01:05:07.719
<v Speaker 2>Fear gotter is Gorda, okay, flear or gotta. It's a

1396
01:05:07.760 --> 01:05:11.840
<v Speaker 2>fear Gorda. There's a fucking r Gorda. I said, yes,

1397
01:05:12.519 --> 01:05:21.840
<v Speaker 2>gotta catch them all. Fear gotta got fear gordon God damnitu.

1398
01:05:22.599 --> 01:05:26.199
<v Speaker 2>A fear Gorda is said to be abandoned corpse with

1399
01:05:26.280 --> 01:05:31.000
<v Speaker 2>grayish green skin, deathly long, dirty nails, and often with

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01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:34.280
<v Speaker 2>rotting flesh or flesh is flesh missing.

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01:05:34.000 --> 01:05:36.920
<v Speaker 4>All right, so they wouldn't stand out at all. They're

1402
01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:43.679
<v Speaker 4>just like ha ha, George, Yo, mister gotta.

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01:05:44.960 --> 01:05:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Gorda.

1404
01:05:45.880 --> 01:05:49.079
<v Speaker 4>I know, I regret.

1405
01:05:51.159 --> 01:05:54.320
<v Speaker 2>And then suppose we partially missed, uh, partially on the

1406
01:05:54.400 --> 01:05:58.519
<v Speaker 2>cheek bones. There's flesh missing missing. It is said, usually clothed,

1407
01:05:58.519 --> 01:06:01.559
<v Speaker 2>but in rags. The fear gor is also known as

1408
01:06:01.599 --> 01:06:03.800
<v Speaker 2>a man of hunger or famine. But I saw a

1409
01:06:03.800 --> 01:06:06.719
<v Speaker 2>woman in that image we showed. Now, I guess throw

1410
01:06:06.719 --> 01:06:09.119
<v Speaker 2>a man. Maybe that's a woman.

1411
01:06:09.280 --> 01:06:10.920
<v Speaker 4>Ah, I don't know.

1412
01:06:11.719 --> 01:06:13.400
<v Speaker 2>He's got that guy's got a beard. That guy looks

1413
01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:19.119
<v Speaker 2>really angry. All right, fuck it? So uh. The Fear

1414
01:06:19.119 --> 01:06:22.159
<v Speaker 2>of Gord Gorta is also a man of hunger and famine.

1415
01:06:22.320 --> 01:06:27.199
<v Speaker 2>Walks the earth at times of famine, seeking alms from

1416
01:06:27.280 --> 01:06:32.840
<v Speaker 2>pastor buyers. Those who pay alms, Yeah, yeah, you're looking

1417
01:06:32.840 --> 01:06:35.480
<v Speaker 2>for handout. People who hand out ship to him are

1418
01:06:35.599 --> 01:06:37.519
<v Speaker 2>blessed by him.

1419
01:06:37.679 --> 01:06:39.000
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, he's this.

1420
01:06:39.159 --> 01:06:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Fleshy, gross looking creature that looks like a zombie and

1421
01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:45.400
<v Speaker 2>people are He sits there like a fucking panhandler and

1422
01:06:45.400 --> 01:06:46.880
<v Speaker 2>sits there waiting for people to give him shit, and

1423
01:06:46.920 --> 01:06:49.559
<v Speaker 2>they do. He blesses them. I don't want get blessed.

1424
01:06:49.320 --> 01:06:52.400
<v Speaker 7>By the Bullburnham joke. If I had a dollar dollar

1425
01:06:52.400 --> 01:06:54.360
<v Speaker 7>for every time a homeless person asked me for trage,

1426
01:06:54.400 --> 01:06:55.360
<v Speaker 7>I'd still say.

1427
01:06:55.199 --> 01:06:58.320
<v Speaker 2>No, that's funny, but like you know, it's this. It

1428
01:06:58.480 --> 01:07:00.639
<v Speaker 2>was that it's a fucking dude with lepers see on

1429
01:07:00.719 --> 01:07:03.159
<v Speaker 2>the side of the road, and then you yeah, and

1430
01:07:03.199 --> 01:07:05.800
<v Speaker 2>then you give him fucking some change and then he

1431
01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:08.280
<v Speaker 2>fucking blesses you. Like, Okay, I just wanted to help

1432
01:07:08.320 --> 01:07:09.760
<v Speaker 2>you out, buddy. I don't even.

1433
01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:13.119
<v Speaker 7>Boil off and puts it on you.

1434
01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:18.719
<v Speaker 2>That that's fucking grass. But those who do not are cursed.

1435
01:07:18.800 --> 01:07:21.079
<v Speaker 2>So if you don't give him, ship, your cursed till

1436
01:07:21.119 --> 01:07:24.000
<v Speaker 2>the end of their days with eternal hunger, poverty, and

1437
01:07:24.119 --> 01:07:27.760
<v Speaker 2>bad luck. Sounds very irish. During the Great Famine of

1438
01:07:27.800 --> 01:07:31.679
<v Speaker 2>eighteen forties, the tail of the fear Gorda emerged, where

1439
01:07:31.679 --> 01:07:37.199
<v Speaker 2>it was said that he rose from patches of hungry grass.

1440
01:07:37.920 --> 01:07:42.440
<v Speaker 4>Grass. It's like a hungry bob, but it's hungry grass.

1441
01:07:43.360 --> 01:07:44.840
<v Speaker 4>The grass is eating itself.

1442
01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:47.440
<v Speaker 7>Why don't you come over here and take a picnic

1443
01:07:47.480 --> 01:07:51.840
<v Speaker 7>in me? Hey, I haven't had a nick and me

1444
01:07:51.920 --> 01:07:55.679
<v Speaker 7>in a while. Sets you, sets your basket in your

1445
01:07:55.719 --> 01:07:59.119
<v Speaker 7>blanket down. No, you're gonna eat me?

1446
01:07:59.280 --> 01:07:59.519
<v Speaker 4>What?

1447
01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:02.360
<v Speaker 7>No, get out of here. No, I'm not I'm not

1448
01:08:02.480 --> 01:08:06.840
<v Speaker 7>hungry grass. I'm just grass. Yeah, all right, If you're not,

1449
01:08:07.199 --> 01:08:08.320
<v Speaker 7>I'm this grass.

1450
01:08:08.440 --> 01:08:10.679
<v Speaker 4>If you're not gonna pick a nick, you need to

1451
01:08:10.719 --> 01:08:11.880
<v Speaker 4>give me like three fit.

1452
01:08:14.199 --> 01:08:16.680
<v Speaker 7>All right, let's go on, how about just a book fitting?

1453
01:08:17.600 --> 01:08:21.520
<v Speaker 2>What do you got anton I got its skin or

1454
01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:24.640
<v Speaker 2>else gets the hose agains? What do you have?

1455
01:08:26.079 --> 01:08:28.399
<v Speaker 7>It does this whenever it is told a.

1456
01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Big fat lady. Okay, say it again.

1457
01:08:33.159 --> 01:08:33.479
<v Speaker 4>She was?

1458
01:08:33.520 --> 01:08:38.439
<v Speaker 7>She was? She a big fat trick all right.

1459
01:08:38.520 --> 01:08:43.119
<v Speaker 6>So these are basically like weird giant sea creature, god

1460
01:08:43.640 --> 01:08:47.640
<v Speaker 6>destructor things, also known as like latent demons.

1461
01:08:47.720 --> 01:08:49.439
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, these fucking nasty bastards.

1462
01:08:49.640 --> 01:08:52.079
<v Speaker 9>Which that picture is kind of weird because it reminds

1463
01:08:52.119 --> 01:08:54.439
<v Speaker 9>me a much more of a troll because they A

1464
01:08:54.439 --> 01:08:56.560
<v Speaker 9>lot of the Limorians are said to have three eyes,

1465
01:08:56.600 --> 01:09:00.479
<v Speaker 9>so they had one that was actually prominent chemically burned.

1466
01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:01.880
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was Moorian.

1467
01:09:02.399 --> 01:09:03.159
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Morian.

1468
01:09:03.439 --> 01:09:06.760
<v Speaker 6>So it's a supernatural race in Iris mythology, often portrayed

1469
01:09:06.760 --> 01:09:09.560
<v Speaker 6>as hostile and monstrous beings who come from under the

1470
01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:11.039
<v Speaker 6>sea or in the earth.

1471
01:09:11.359 --> 01:09:14.359
<v Speaker 7>They have a kind of almost like feel about them.

1472
01:09:14.680 --> 01:09:17.680
<v Speaker 4>Oh dude, I saw a fucking tree branch the other day,

1473
01:09:17.800 --> 01:09:19.479
<v Speaker 4>Like it was it was like one of the roots

1474
01:09:19.479 --> 01:09:20.840
<v Speaker 4>and it was like coming out of the ground that

1475
01:09:20.920 --> 01:09:23.079
<v Speaker 4>looked like a vagina, and I really wanted to fuck

1476
01:09:23.159 --> 01:09:25.039
<v Speaker 4>it just so I could say I fucked the earth.

1477
01:09:25.800 --> 01:09:27.039
<v Speaker 7>So why didn't you?

1478
01:09:27.119 --> 01:09:29.319
<v Speaker 4>Because my girlfriend was with me and I made the

1479
01:09:29.439 --> 01:09:31.119
<v Speaker 4>joke and she laughed, and I was like, oh, okay,

1480
01:09:31.159 --> 01:09:31.960
<v Speaker 4>we're not serious.

1481
01:09:32.640 --> 01:09:35.239
<v Speaker 6>So you guys aren't the cool couple that like she'll

1482
01:09:35.279 --> 01:09:37.119
<v Speaker 6>go over there and prime it up by rubbing that

1483
01:09:37.159 --> 01:09:38.520
<v Speaker 6>tree's clit and then she'll.

1484
01:09:38.359 --> 01:09:40.239
<v Speaker 7>Be like, all right, she's ready for you, billy.

1485
01:09:40.439 --> 01:09:42.600
<v Speaker 4>I just she thought I was kidding, and then and

1486
01:09:42.640 --> 01:09:44.000
<v Speaker 4>then I and then I bitched out.

1487
01:09:46.439 --> 01:09:49.840
<v Speaker 6>I was like, oh, yeah, that tree took the time

1488
01:09:49.920 --> 01:09:51.359
<v Speaker 6>to show you it's vagina, But.

1489
01:09:51.319 --> 01:09:53.359
<v Speaker 4>There was no hole though, I'd need like a drill

1490
01:09:53.479 --> 01:09:56.319
<v Speaker 4>or something. My Dick's not made a fucking kryptonite.

1491
01:09:56.800 --> 01:09:58.159
<v Speaker 7>Well not with that fucking attitude.

1492
01:09:58.199 --> 01:10:02.239
<v Speaker 4>It's not I mean, like it's kryptonite powerful, but like

1493
01:10:02.439 --> 01:10:05.920
<v Speaker 4>not like that. Oh it's different. It's not like a drill.

1494
01:10:06.760 --> 01:10:09.319
<v Speaker 7>Isn't kryptonite only powerful against Superman.

1495
01:10:09.840 --> 01:10:14.800
<v Speaker 4>Kryptonites, isn't, Well, that's crypt kryptonite Superman's weakness. Kryptonite's like

1496
01:10:14.840 --> 01:10:20.199
<v Speaker 4>a like a crystal. I thought it was more like

1497
01:10:20.199 --> 01:10:21.039
<v Speaker 4>a nuclear thing.

1498
01:10:21.680 --> 01:10:24.159
<v Speaker 7>It might be radioactive, you remember, right, yeah.

1499
01:10:24.439 --> 01:10:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, I was looking for where I save these pictures,

1500
01:10:26.560 --> 01:10:28.079
<v Speaker 2>and you guys are just going off. It's a great

1501
01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:32.520
<v Speaker 2>conversation about Superman, all right, So okay, it's.

1502
01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:33.399
<v Speaker 4>A good sidetracking.

1503
01:10:33.520 --> 01:10:36.279
<v Speaker 2>Quickly, I know, I got stone and it went all

1504
01:10:36.319 --> 01:10:39.000
<v Speaker 2>out the window. Where the fuck are we?

1505
01:10:39.119 --> 01:10:39.680
<v Speaker 4>What are we talking?

1506
01:10:39.840 --> 01:10:40.439
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry that.

1507
01:10:41.399 --> 01:10:45.319
<v Speaker 6>Apparently the first race of men that uh that that

1508
01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:50.640
<v Speaker 6>inhabited Ireland after the flood the uh the Hyperborean flood,

1509
01:10:50.840 --> 01:10:52.239
<v Speaker 6>the flood.

1510
01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:54.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, one of those floods.

1511
01:10:54.640 --> 01:10:56.600
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so what They were the first to invade Ireland

1512
01:10:56.600 --> 01:10:58.760
<v Speaker 6>after the flood, but the Flomorians were already there. They

1513
01:10:58.760 --> 01:11:00.840
<v Speaker 6>were almost like an elder race or an elder race

1514
01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:03.479
<v Speaker 6>that had occupied the island well before man ever showed up.

1515
01:11:03.640 --> 01:11:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. These creatures look like they beat their wife furiously.

1516
01:11:07.479 --> 01:11:11.199
<v Speaker 7>They were led by a being known as people.

1517
01:11:13.760 --> 01:11:15.359
<v Speaker 2>Hunch okay that game sorry.

1518
01:11:16.239 --> 01:11:16.359
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

1519
01:11:16.600 --> 01:11:19.000
<v Speaker 6>They lived they lived primarily on fish and foul so

1520
01:11:19.119 --> 01:11:22.199
<v Speaker 6>Parthlon was the leader of the humans.

1521
01:11:22.520 --> 01:11:24.920
<v Speaker 7>He showed up, defeated these guys in battle, but then

1522
01:11:25.079 --> 01:11:26.560
<v Speaker 7>was wiped up by the plague later on.

1523
01:11:27.800 --> 01:11:30.600
<v Speaker 6>So that was where the videos started going into the

1524
01:11:30.840 --> 01:11:35.159
<v Speaker 6>uh why white Jews and Fomorians didn't get along because

1525
01:11:35.239 --> 01:11:37.119
<v Speaker 6>Jews were not actually Hyperboreans.

1526
01:11:37.439 --> 01:11:38.439
<v Speaker 7>They were mixed race.

1527
01:11:38.520 --> 01:11:41.479
<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, now, oh that sounds really bad

1528
01:11:41.640 --> 01:11:45.319
<v Speaker 2>and it almost sounds as bad as uh it's read.

1529
01:11:45.800 --> 01:11:47.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to make Why does that sound bad?

1530
01:11:47.720 --> 01:11:50.159
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to make fun It literally sounds like

1531
01:11:50.279 --> 01:11:51.760
<v Speaker 4>saying the word mixed race.

1532
01:11:51.880 --> 01:11:53.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I just don't want to make funny.

1533
01:11:53.439 --> 01:11:55.920
<v Speaker 6>David Ike, dude, the video that I'm talking about too

1534
01:11:56.039 --> 01:11:58.600
<v Speaker 6>had over two hundred and fifty thousand views.

1535
01:11:58.840 --> 01:11:59.560
<v Speaker 2>How many likes? Did it?

1536
01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:01.560
<v Speaker 7>Point? Nine thousand likes?

1537
01:12:01.600 --> 01:12:06.760
<v Speaker 2>Wow? Wow? Wow?

1538
01:12:07.359 --> 01:12:09.920
<v Speaker 7>So you got yeah, that's that's that's about it.

1539
01:12:10.199 --> 01:12:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Did you have any more? How many more do you have?

1540
01:12:13.039 --> 01:12:15.199
<v Speaker 7>I thought that was all we grabbed. I told you

1541
01:12:15.319 --> 01:12:15.840
<v Speaker 7>I had four?

1542
01:12:15.880 --> 01:12:18.520
<v Speaker 2>All right, I have one more? Okay, I have the puka.

1543
01:12:19.479 --> 01:12:20.239
<v Speaker 4>Oh, the puzza.

1544
01:12:20.319 --> 01:12:22.359
<v Speaker 2>This one's my favorite by far.

1545
01:12:23.800 --> 01:12:25.239
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, the pooka.

1546
01:12:27.319 --> 01:12:27.640
<v Speaker 4>Gets that.

1547
01:12:27.680 --> 01:12:30.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, what's what is that about things just carrying?

1548
01:12:31.079 --> 01:12:31.520
<v Speaker 2>All right?

1549
01:12:33.359 --> 01:12:39.279
<v Speaker 6>The pooka clarification now puzza oh oh puta Yeah yeah,

1550
01:12:39.520 --> 01:12:40.760
<v Speaker 6>Jesus fucking Christ.

1551
01:12:43.319 --> 01:12:44.920
<v Speaker 4>Fucking guys, what is puta?

1552
01:12:46.520 --> 01:12:47.039
<v Speaker 7>Acted like?

1553
01:12:47.159 --> 01:12:50.279
<v Speaker 6>I'm not fucking three beers and twelve bong hits steep.

1554
01:12:51.600 --> 01:12:53.600
<v Speaker 2>That one bong head did fuck me up, so you

1555
01:12:53.640 --> 01:12:59.439
<v Speaker 2>know what? All right? So the pooka are creatures of

1556
01:12:59.479 --> 01:13:03.279
<v Speaker 2>Irish floor and words come from the Irish for spirit

1557
01:13:03.439 --> 01:13:07.439
<v Speaker 2>or ghosts. These Irish mythical creatures are shape shifting fairies

1558
01:13:07.600 --> 01:13:10.680
<v Speaker 2>and can take appearance of a horse, a goat, a dog,

1559
01:13:10.920 --> 01:13:14.039
<v Speaker 2>or a cat or a hare. Most images I've seen

1560
01:13:14.640 --> 01:13:18.960
<v Speaker 2>are are of rabbits. I love sloths. In grade six,

1561
01:13:19.079 --> 01:13:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I did a project about sloths because I just really

1562
01:13:21.840 --> 01:13:24.359
<v Speaker 2>wanted to make was making a joke. Essentially, I was like,

1563
01:13:24.399 --> 01:13:27.039
<v Speaker 2>what's the literally Google? I don't know if Google exists

1564
01:13:27.039 --> 01:13:30.600
<v Speaker 2>at this time, but I was like, what's the laziest creature?

1565
01:13:30.680 --> 01:13:34.199
<v Speaker 4>It definitely did not did not exist at that time.

1566
01:13:34.279 --> 01:13:35.760
<v Speaker 2>We used the Internet. I know that.

1567
01:13:35.840 --> 01:13:38.359
<v Speaker 4>Google exists, and when I was like grade six, I

1568
01:13:38.359 --> 01:13:39.880
<v Speaker 4>think it came out we.

1569
01:13:39.720 --> 01:13:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Were using the Internet. Yes, Anton, Anton is mimicking a sloth.

1570
01:13:43.399 --> 01:13:48.800
<v Speaker 4>I looked up with it off a big sloth mode.

1571
01:13:49.239 --> 01:13:52.319
<v Speaker 2>It it's no, I'm climbing.

1572
01:13:54.199 --> 01:13:54.720
<v Speaker 4>I don't care.

1573
01:13:54.800 --> 01:13:58.800
<v Speaker 2>Has anyone seen Zootopia? Yeah, they have that fucking sloth

1574
01:13:58.840 --> 01:14:08.159
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, give me secket. It's like, everyone's funny.

1575
01:14:08.159 --> 01:14:09.279
<v Speaker 2>As fucks though I don't.

1576
01:14:09.079 --> 01:14:12.239
<v Speaker 7>Give a shoot super slow laugh that he does.

1577
01:14:15.520 --> 01:14:19.960
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking stupid. I used to like to lost. So

1578
01:14:20.319 --> 01:14:23.760
<v Speaker 2>they can also take the take on human form and

1579
01:14:23.840 --> 01:14:26.640
<v Speaker 2>with some animal features such as ears or tails. They're

1580
01:14:26.640 --> 01:14:33.039
<v Speaker 2>described as having white or dark fur hair and harbins

1581
01:14:33.039 --> 01:14:35.760
<v Speaker 2>our heart. They're harbingers of both good and evil and

1582
01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:41.760
<v Speaker 2>fortune and can help or hinder rule and marine communities.

1583
01:14:42.800 --> 01:14:46.600
<v Speaker 2>So they they have a fondness for trickery and often

1584
01:14:46.800 --> 01:14:50.560
<v Speaker 2>entice humans to ride on their back upon where they

1585
01:14:50.600 --> 01:14:53.319
<v Speaker 2>give them a wild ride and terrifying journey for dropping

1586
01:14:53.319 --> 01:14:55.199
<v Speaker 2>them off where they can't be picked up.

1587
01:14:56.159 --> 01:14:58.359
<v Speaker 4>You think that's a fucking mechanical bowl and the guy's

1588
01:14:58.399 --> 01:15:06.880
<v Speaker 4>a dick, and I that'd.

1589
01:15:03.479 --> 01:15:06.399
<v Speaker 6>Be like if you encountered some weird mythological creature that

1590
01:15:06.600 --> 01:15:08.600
<v Speaker 6>was like, I will take you on the journey of

1591
01:15:08.640 --> 01:15:09.239
<v Speaker 6>a lifetime.

1592
01:15:09.680 --> 01:15:11.680
<v Speaker 7>I can fly and will take you anywhere. It takes

1593
01:15:11.680 --> 01:15:13.079
<v Speaker 7>you all the way up and then.

1594
01:15:12.960 --> 01:15:18.319
<v Speaker 6>Just like, oh, by the way, it doesn't drop you

1595
01:15:18.359 --> 01:15:20.079
<v Speaker 6>to your death, but like leaves you on the side

1596
01:15:20.079 --> 01:15:24.119
<v Speaker 6>of a cliff somewhere like but the fuck, dude, thanks,

1597
01:15:24.199 --> 01:15:26.520
<v Speaker 6>I'm I'm not going anywhere now, apparently, And I hope

1598
01:15:26.560 --> 01:15:27.479
<v Speaker 6>that things coming back.

1599
01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:30.960
<v Speaker 2>So an Irish folklore is said to the rider ken

1600
01:15:31.039 --> 01:15:34.520
<v Speaker 2>tame a puka. But if they wear sharp spurs to

1601
01:15:34.600 --> 01:15:40.079
<v Speaker 2>prevent them themselves from being taken or to actually know

1602
01:15:40.520 --> 01:15:42.920
<v Speaker 2>from being taken or the stinked.

1603
01:15:45.479 --> 01:15:47.840
<v Speaker 6>I don't know the U That movie with Liam Neeson

1604
01:15:47.920 --> 01:15:49.159
<v Speaker 6>wasn't called took ye.

1605
01:15:51.199 --> 01:15:53.199
<v Speaker 2>Stir the creature if it's already on his back?

1606
01:15:53.920 --> 01:15:58.359
<v Speaker 4>Actually, fucking quick, fuck your story? Is it hung or hanged?

1607
01:15:58.520 --> 01:16:02.159
<v Speaker 2>Already discussed this all right, so past I'm right?

1608
01:16:02.279 --> 01:16:03.399
<v Speaker 7>No, you were right?

1609
01:16:03.720 --> 01:16:07.640
<v Speaker 6>So hang it refers to hanging a picture. Yeah, uh

1610
01:16:08.600 --> 01:16:10.520
<v Speaker 6>and uh, hanged is.

1611
01:16:10.920 --> 01:16:13.399
<v Speaker 7>The man was hanged last week for his crimes, but.

1612
01:16:13.319 --> 01:16:15.760
<v Speaker 2>That we talked about hung too. Hung is also fucking

1613
01:16:15.760 --> 01:16:16.279
<v Speaker 2>a real thing?

1614
01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:17.479
<v Speaker 4>No, hung was.

1615
01:16:17.439 --> 01:16:22.119
<v Speaker 6>Hong is referring to inanimate objects or in American it

1616
01:16:22.279 --> 01:16:24.760
<v Speaker 6>was more you'll be hung by the neck until dead,

1617
01:16:24.880 --> 01:16:27.399
<v Speaker 6>and old English it was you'll be hanged by the

1618
01:16:27.479 --> 01:16:28.319
<v Speaker 6>neck until dead.

1619
01:16:28.520 --> 01:16:32.199
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, so hanged. I don't. I'm well aware of that.

1620
01:16:32.520 --> 01:16:34.880
<v Speaker 4>I'm well aware that I googled what was correct. I'm

1621
01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:37.920
<v Speaker 4>well aware that Google thinks I'm wrong, Like I just

1622
01:16:37.960 --> 01:16:42.760
<v Speaker 4>want like personal opinions. Does that not sound right? Oh no, no, no,

1623
01:16:42.640 --> 01:16:44.319
<v Speaker 4>but no I wasn't because you just said he.

1624
01:16:44.319 --> 01:16:48.479
<v Speaker 7>Says hung ya hung only applies to inanimate.

1625
01:16:48.079 --> 01:16:50.159
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and Philly constantly corrects me.

1626
01:16:50.239 --> 01:16:54.960
<v Speaker 4>I say hung for for people because you should hang. No, no, no,

1627
01:16:55.159 --> 01:16:56.159
<v Speaker 4>he says hanged.

1628
01:16:56.279 --> 01:16:58.640
<v Speaker 2>And remember how often he corrects me. Were We just

1629
01:16:58.680 --> 01:17:00.039
<v Speaker 2>talked about this in our chat, bro.

1630
01:17:00.479 --> 01:17:04.119
<v Speaker 4>Like, I get it, I understand that like actual English,

1631
01:17:04.159 --> 01:17:06.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm not correct. I just want like a personal opinion

1632
01:17:06.920 --> 01:17:09.279
<v Speaker 4>about the fact that that sounds ridiculous.

1633
01:17:10.039 --> 01:17:11.640
<v Speaker 7>I agree, yeah, I gotta agree.

1634
01:17:12.079 --> 01:17:15.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm not much more like he was he was hung,

1635
01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:17.600
<v Speaker 4>he was hung, No, he was hanged. He had a

1636
01:17:17.640 --> 01:17:20.600
<v Speaker 4>big man like that was fucking stupid. Fuck you.

1637
01:17:20.920 --> 01:17:23.880
<v Speaker 7>But like, actually my mind goes to hung when like

1638
01:17:24.199 --> 01:17:26.279
<v Speaker 7>I'm you know, but it's like.

1639
01:17:26.760 --> 01:17:30.159
<v Speaker 4>But that's hate. That's not an ananimate object. That's a

1640
01:17:30.279 --> 01:17:32.960
<v Speaker 4>fucking human body part. We're using that word for.

1641
01:17:35.359 --> 01:17:39.720
<v Speaker 6>It seems the same rule of grammar applies to lay

1642
01:17:39.760 --> 01:17:40.439
<v Speaker 6>and lie.

1643
01:17:40.800 --> 01:17:42.319
<v Speaker 7>Like oh, I'm gonna go lay down. It's like you're

1644
01:17:42.359 --> 01:17:44.680
<v Speaker 7>gonna lay down a towel, like you lie down, you

1645
01:17:44.720 --> 01:17:45.600
<v Speaker 7>don't lay down.

1646
01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:46.000
<v Speaker 4>You know what?

1647
01:17:46.039 --> 01:17:53.239
<v Speaker 2>This hat reminds me of Popkail, Popkail.

1648
01:17:54.840 --> 01:17:58.199
<v Speaker 6>I need that I need that clip just you like,

1649
01:17:58.279 --> 01:17:59.960
<v Speaker 6>go back and rewatch that that was gold.

1650
01:18:01.159 --> 01:18:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Uh for all the listeners on the audio, I'm wearing

1651
01:18:05.680 --> 01:18:08.800
<v Speaker 2>a stupid little fucking hat. It's ridiculous, all right.

1652
01:18:09.359 --> 01:18:13.159
<v Speaker 6>That made him look like a rider from Dracula.

1653
01:18:14.720 --> 01:18:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Whytch you wear that stupid little hat. So in Irish

1654
01:18:17.279 --> 01:18:21.800
<v Speaker 2>folklore is said that well, if you have spurs on

1655
01:18:21.840 --> 01:18:23.840
<v Speaker 2>your like if you have cowboy boots on for some reason,

1656
01:18:24.039 --> 01:18:28.199
<v Speaker 2>you are you're able to tame this thing which is strange,

1657
01:18:28.680 --> 01:18:30.399
<v Speaker 2>and you can sear it and you can do some

1658
01:18:30.439 --> 01:18:32.439
<v Speaker 2>weird things with it. And it has been said that

1659
01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:36.399
<v Speaker 2>only a man, the only man oh to ride the

1660
01:18:36.439 --> 01:18:41.479
<v Speaker 2>pukah was Brian Uru, the last king of Ireland, Brian Adams.

1661
01:18:42.359 --> 01:18:42.920
<v Speaker 4>Of course, the.

1662
01:18:42.960 --> 01:18:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Last king of Ireland was named Brian.

1663
01:18:47.319 --> 01:18:50.239
<v Speaker 6>You guys confirm whether the Canadian National Government has apologized

1664
01:18:50.279 --> 01:18:50.760
<v Speaker 6>for Brian.

1665
01:18:50.600 --> 01:18:51.279
<v Speaker 7>Adams or not.

1666
01:18:51.920 --> 01:18:53.720
<v Speaker 4>Hey, there's nothing wrong with Oh there is.

1667
01:18:54.439 --> 01:18:58.760
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the life of Brian? You need to

1668
01:18:58.760 --> 01:19:02.359
<v Speaker 2>watch that ship. The puka is often associated with sam

1669
01:19:02.399 --> 01:19:06.199
<v Speaker 2>Haynes the harvest festivals, when crops are brought in. Anything

1670
01:19:06.520 --> 01:19:08.600
<v Speaker 2>remaining in the fields is deemed to be for the

1671
01:19:08.640 --> 01:19:12.439
<v Speaker 2>puka and inedible for humans. Some farmers would leave a

1672
01:19:12.520 --> 01:19:16.159
<v Speaker 2>portion of the crop out for the puka to placate it.

1673
01:19:16.880 --> 01:19:19.479
<v Speaker 2>That's weird, so they ate it. I guess.

1674
01:19:19.840 --> 01:19:20.840
<v Speaker 7>So it's a harvest spirit.

1675
01:19:20.920 --> 01:19:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Then, yes, the puka has other tales associated where they're

1676
01:19:23.840 --> 01:19:26.680
<v Speaker 2>referring to obviously different stories of the maybe like of

1677
01:19:26.760 --> 01:19:29.600
<v Speaker 2>poetry and music and more. You may refer to him

1678
01:19:29.640 --> 01:19:34.600
<v Speaker 2>as puka or fuka. Also sounds like some.

1679
01:19:36.399 --> 01:19:41.680
<v Speaker 4>You know what, I just looked the entire time. Isa, No,

1680
01:19:41.800 --> 01:19:44.399
<v Speaker 4>it's puka. Look at the symbol over the years.

1681
01:19:44.439 --> 01:19:45.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fucking ship.

1682
01:19:45.760 --> 01:19:52.239
<v Speaker 4>It's p u c a, that's pooka paah.

1683
01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:55.319
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's most the spellings. Is a puka, which I'm

1684
01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:58.039
<v Speaker 2>actually saying it right then, but it has the symbol,

1685
01:19:58.119 --> 01:19:58.600
<v Speaker 2>so it's.

1686
01:19:59.039 --> 01:20:01.880
<v Speaker 7>After dark horror movie called puka.

1687
01:20:01.960 --> 01:20:05.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, this assemble makes an a sound.

1688
01:20:05.840 --> 01:20:07.600
<v Speaker 2>You think I give a ship, I'm not. I didn't

1689
01:20:07.640 --> 01:20:09.560
<v Speaker 2>go to French school. I hate French people. Fuck you

1690
01:20:09.640 --> 01:20:15.359
<v Speaker 2>Quebecians called Quebecua, and I call Quebecians all the time, Cabeca.

1691
01:20:16.000 --> 01:20:17.760
<v Speaker 2>You want to be here on fucking place, go ahead,

1692
01:20:17.760 --> 01:20:19.840
<v Speaker 2>we'll cut you off. Man, get a big saw just

1693
01:20:19.880 --> 01:20:21.520
<v Speaker 2>to kick you on the ocean when you can take

1694
01:20:21.520 --> 01:20:23.399
<v Speaker 2>fing Trudeau's ass with you.

1695
01:20:24.199 --> 01:20:25.960
<v Speaker 7>Trudeau, so maybe you might want to join them.

1696
01:20:26.039 --> 01:20:27.840
<v Speaker 4>You know what, with all those fucking nonsense going on,

1697
01:20:27.880 --> 01:20:29.680
<v Speaker 4>I think it's time for something. I think you know

1698
01:20:29.720 --> 01:20:31.279
<v Speaker 4>what I think When you all sit down for a

1699
01:20:31.279 --> 01:20:40.319
<v Speaker 4>fucking minute, have a detail, it's time for billy fun

1700
01:20:40.399 --> 01:20:41.359
<v Speaker 4>fact day.

1701
01:20:41.800 --> 01:20:42.960
<v Speaker 2>My neighbors fucking hate you.

1702
01:20:44.079 --> 01:20:48.199
<v Speaker 4>I don't care. Grow up? Uh, you guys don't how

1703
01:20:48.279 --> 01:20:50.479
<v Speaker 4>like dogs can smell cancer? Like you knew that one, right,

1704
01:20:50.600 --> 01:20:51.039
<v Speaker 4>I knew that.

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01:20:51.359 --> 01:20:53.399
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, bees can smell bombs.

1706
01:20:55.119 --> 01:20:58.119
<v Speaker 2>What bongs? I can smell bombs?

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01:20:58.159 --> 01:21:00.640
<v Speaker 4>If you thought that was impressive. Bees are able to

1708
01:21:00.680 --> 01:21:04.560
<v Speaker 4>detect bombs with their tongues, so it's not smelling. Sorry,

1709
01:21:04.640 --> 01:21:08.800
<v Speaker 4>let meaphrase that they can detect bombs. Uh. Just as

1710
01:21:08.880 --> 01:21:13.479
<v Speaker 4>law enforcements uses dogs to sniffet explosives, bees can be

1711
01:21:13.640 --> 01:21:18.520
<v Speaker 4>trained to associate the scent with receiving food as a reward.

1712
01:21:19.000 --> 01:21:25.399
<v Speaker 4>So when when bee handlers sees it's uh, prospotics, they

1713
01:21:25.439 --> 01:21:27.159
<v Speaker 4>know that they've gotten a bomb in their hand.

1714
01:21:27.359 --> 01:21:27.680
<v Speaker 2>What's that?

1715
01:21:28.119 --> 01:21:31.720
<v Speaker 4>Prospotus? Can you tell me what is that's like a skill?

1716
01:21:32.319 --> 01:21:35.439
<v Speaker 2>Prospots, Yes it is it Spartacus's brother.

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01:21:35.520 --> 01:21:40.880
<v Speaker 4>It's a skill. But okay, essentially, but yeah, yeah it's

1718
01:21:40.920 --> 01:21:42.960
<v Speaker 4>not nuts. They can be trained that way. It's not natural.

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01:21:43.479 --> 01:21:46.399
<v Speaker 4>I definitely, I definitely let into that segue a little different,

1720
01:21:46.399 --> 01:21:48.479
<v Speaker 4>but yeah, they can be trained that way. Not cool

1721
01:21:48.800 --> 01:21:51.479
<v Speaker 4>A good fun fact, isn't that kind of cool? Hell yeah,

1722
01:21:51.479 --> 01:21:52.119
<v Speaker 4>that's kind of cool.

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01:21:52.760 --> 01:21:58.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so this was pretty interesting for everyone, uh that's

1724
01:21:58.079 --> 01:22:00.760
<v Speaker 2>listening on the audio and that people at too into

1725
01:22:00.760 --> 01:22:05.239
<v Speaker 2>the YouTube. There will be a raw cut episode up

1726
01:22:05.239 --> 01:22:08.359
<v Speaker 2>on the Patreon. So for everyone that eventually, you know,

1727
01:22:08.560 --> 01:22:10.840
<v Speaker 2>even next year, you want to, you know, jump on

1728
01:22:10.960 --> 01:22:13.560
<v Speaker 2>you wait for the Irish Times, jump on the Patreon

1729
01:22:13.600 --> 01:22:15.359
<v Speaker 2>because all the episodes will be up there. That are

1730
01:22:15.399 --> 01:22:18.600
<v Speaker 2>all the specials. But you get you'll get going for

1731
01:22:18.720 --> 01:22:21.600
<v Speaker 2>when we're doing specials, you'll get rock cuts because I'll

1732
01:22:21.600 --> 01:22:23.560
<v Speaker 2>even cut some of the ship out of the YouTube.

1733
01:22:24.239 --> 01:22:26.039
<v Speaker 4>You want a rock cut, you can't be in your

1734
01:22:26.079 --> 01:22:28.159
<v Speaker 4>tom I'm not even cut.

1735
01:22:28.439 --> 01:22:35.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm cut a more fun facts. I could keep going.

1736
01:22:35.800 --> 01:22:42.600
<v Speaker 4>Circus. So I guess it's gonna be a glorious zoriou

1737
01:22:42.680 --> 01:22:44.199
<v Speaker 4>this moment for me when I went that course, it

1738
01:22:44.319 --> 01:22:46.399
<v Speaker 4>is but another big horse again. I did not take

1739
01:22:46.439 --> 01:22:47.199
<v Speaker 4>my man said, I.

1740
01:22:47.239 --> 01:22:48.920
<v Speaker 7>Said, I don't want to.

1741
01:22:48.880 --> 01:22:50.840
<v Speaker 4>Really like this, Geralds look nights for China.

1742
01:22:51.159 --> 01:22:51.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm not crazy.

1743
01:22:51.840 --> 01:22:55.000
<v Speaker 4>You just did here. She had something internet little apisode.

1744
01:22:54.600 --> 01:22:55.479
<v Speaker 7>I've been right on tender.

1745
01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Must have been my waiter.

1746
01:22:57.319 --> 01:22:59.520
<v Speaker 4>I know I'm a tack at least minus bigger. Go

1747
01:22:59.640 --> 01:23:02.760
<v Speaker 4>inside venture pucture her liver and I get here now

1748
01:23:02.960 --> 01:23:05.880
<v Speaker 4>pacing around the house, standing up her phone saying, Dad,

1749
01:23:05.920 --> 01:23:06.960
<v Speaker 4>I want to come home.

1750
01:23:07.039 --> 01:23:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Give me. It's Billy and I think he might have

1751
01:23:09.000 --> 01:23:09.640
<v Speaker 2>gone crazy.

1752
01:23:09.680 --> 01:23:11.000
<v Speaker 4>He just keeps screaming at me.

1753
01:23:11.000 --> 01:23:13.039
<v Speaker 7>Calling me lady, what the fuck is.

1754
01:23:12.960 --> 01:23:14.920
<v Speaker 4>Wrong with him? He's been humping the couch for like

1755
01:23:14.960 --> 01:23:18.279
<v Speaker 4>thirty minutes out saying get the punk out my loane time,

1756
01:23:18.520 --> 01:23:21.119
<v Speaker 4>But he's not in my mind, pulled his drawers down

1757
01:23:21.119 --> 01:23:23.479
<v Speaker 4>and did a reach around all on himself and them.

1758
01:23:23.520 --> 01:23:26.279
<v Speaker 2>Shawn mother fuck at his service. Ship a bottle on

1759
01:23:26.439 --> 01:23:28.239
<v Speaker 2>the cat first place, don't square.

1760
01:23:28.159 --> 01:23:30.039
<v Speaker 4>Because if you squeeze it, it's gonna.

1761
01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:31.479
<v Speaker 2>Be a lot of panty and booby.

1762
01:23:31.880 --> 01:23:33.000
<v Speaker 4>It's none of a meet us on.

1763
01:23:33.119 --> 01:23:34.199
<v Speaker 2>That's one way to clean it.

1764
01:23:34.319 --> 01:23:36.600
<v Speaker 4>Another way would be to use dumps. We got that

1765
01:23:36.680 --> 01:23:39.279
<v Speaker 4>barn soap, give you a body roll. Why don't we

1766
01:23:39.319 --> 01:23:39.960
<v Speaker 4>both adjust it.

1767
01:23:40.000 --> 01:23:40.760
<v Speaker 2>Down on the couch.

1768
01:23:40.840 --> 01:23:45.119
<v Speaker 4>And we can go one out. I'm like, wha, open

1769
01:23:45.199 --> 01:23:45.479
<v Speaker 4>the door.

1770
01:23:45.640 --> 01:23:46.520
<v Speaker 7>This is Story's father.

1771
01:23:46.760 --> 01:23:48.800
<v Speaker 2>I know you're right in there, really getting hold you

1772
01:23:48.880 --> 01:23:52.039
<v Speaker 2>with my daughter. Don't ignore me A can that door?

1773
01:23:52.159 --> 01:23:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Run the hinges showing me kissing the fore resc is

1774
01:23:55.600 --> 01:23:58.399
<v Speaker 2>my witness. You'll be pissing blooding Homer as he's running

1775
01:23:58.439 --> 01:24:00.359
<v Speaker 2>from my car looking the car great.

1776
01:24:00.720 --> 01:24:03.520
<v Speaker 1>You'll never be between my Donty's lags way and your

1777
01:24:03.640 --> 01:24:04.600
<v Speaker 1>dick is dark meat.

1778
01:24:05.399 --> 01:24:08.800
<v Speaker 2>You're be wishing not a worst car mask, Kandi. Your

1779
01:24:08.920 --> 01:24:09.600
<v Speaker 2>buddy will be.

1780
01:24:09.680 --> 01:24:13.520
<v Speaker 7>Found no good of my laundry get away like coaching a.

1781
01:24:13.560 --> 01:24:15.000
<v Speaker 4>Cla won't fit on me.

1782
01:24:15.279 --> 01:24:18.159
<v Speaker 2>And you're probably hiding in the closet like God, Kelly,

1783
01:24:18.520 --> 01:24:19.359
<v Speaker 2>think on the right way.

1784
01:24:19.359 --> 01:24:22.800
<v Speaker 1>It's tryna start yelling you sitty little fucks like a

1785
01:24:23.079 --> 01:24:24.479
<v Speaker 1>y just waiting to him.

1786
01:24:24.520 --> 01:24:28.399
<v Speaker 7>Am I crying a blast? Did you just shoot me

1787
01:24:28.520 --> 01:24:29.760
<v Speaker 7>on my pants and full of duty?

1788
01:24:29.840 --> 01:24:29.960
<v Speaker 4>Man?

1789
01:24:30.119 --> 01:24:33.760
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, you're ruddy spending a blase look at dog lugging

1790
01:24:34.000 --> 01:24:36.720
<v Speaker 2>looking conscious hands seven is only getting and your tis

1791
01:24:36.760 --> 01:24:39.680
<v Speaker 2>cans there with turner stand is this cons can no way?

1792
01:24:39.880 --> 01:24:40.800
<v Speaker 5>Knowing I don't know.

1793
01:24:40.800 --> 01:24:43.119
<v Speaker 2>Where I'm going and if I'm playing on this concess

1794
01:24:43.159 --> 01:24:44.199
<v Speaker 2>in the end of my story.

1795
01:24:44.319 --> 01:24:47.119
<v Speaker 4>But you know it, you know I lost Alady.

1796
01:24:50.079 --> 01:25:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Fucking Dick looking at a him and sci