WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:12.240 Callaroga Shark Media. Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily 2 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:16.160 comedy news. Thanks to Nichelle for sending this my way. 3 00:00:16.800 --> 00:00:19.160 Or you know Camp Patterson, the guy from Saturday Night 4 00:00:19.199 --> 00:00:21.519 Live that I think is one and done. Oh, he's 5 00:00:21.559 --> 00:00:24.760 gonna be one and done several media reports. I'm cripping 6 00:00:24.760 --> 00:00:28.039 here from Deadline. On the recent kill Tony Once Upon 7 00:00:28.079 --> 00:00:31.199 a Time in Texas, which you'll find on Netflix, Cam 8 00:00:31.280 --> 00:00:34.280 Patterson talked about Saturday Night Live. Now, I understand he's 9 00:00:34.320 --> 00:00:37.880 a comedian and he's on stage doing time. However, I 10 00:00:37.920 --> 00:00:40.280 don't know if this was the smartest career move. I 11 00:00:40.320 --> 00:00:43.240 will clean this up a little, Camp Patterson said, I'm 12 00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:45.000 gonna be honest. I'm gonna keep it one hundred percent 13 00:00:45.039 --> 00:00:48.439 with y'all in the nicest way possible. It's gay. It's 14 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:51.280 really gay. Dog, it's gay. As f understand something. I 15 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:54.560 was on national television doing this. He then reenacted an 16 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:58.600 animated hand gesture. Cam said, I've shot at somebody before. 17 00:00:58.600 --> 00:01:00.560 You understand me. You understand how great said that change 18 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:03.039 in life is. You know what's crazy. I think people 19 00:01:03.079 --> 00:01:05.040 are more excited for me than I am for myself. 20 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:07.799 Though people keep saying congratulations, good job, and that's dope. 21 00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:10.680 But understand something, bro, I'm twenty six and I'm black. 22 00:01:10.719 --> 00:01:12.879 I've never seen the show. I have no idea what 23 00:01:12.879 --> 00:01:14.599 the f I signed up for. Dog. I'm just kind 24 00:01:14.599 --> 00:01:17.959 of there and listen, this stuff is not for me. 25 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:20.840 It's for white people. Really. They have on celebrities I've 26 00:01:20.840 --> 00:01:22.599 never heard of in my life. We had on Glenn 27 00:01:22.599 --> 00:01:25.200 Palett one point. I was like, who's that and they 28 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:27.280 were like, he's in Top Gun. I was like, never 29 00:01:27.319 --> 00:01:29.200 seen it. And then we had on Miles Teller and 30 00:01:29.239 --> 00:01:30.680 I was like, who's that and they were like, he 31 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:33.200 was in Top Gun. I was like, I'm on to you, fellas. 32 00:01:33.799 --> 00:01:36.400 So we'll see how well that goes out. With Lorde Michaels. 33 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:38.840 I mean, it's not the worst thing anybody ever said. 34 00:01:38.879 --> 00:01:41.120 But you know, career wise, if you have to pick 35 00:01:41.159 --> 00:01:44.120 between Lorne Michaels, even at eighty years old, Lorne Michaels 36 00:01:44.200 --> 00:01:47.040 and Tony Hinchcliff, depending on what you want to do 37 00:01:47.079 --> 00:01:50.239 with your life, you probably pick Lauren there. John Oliver 38 00:01:50.359 --> 00:01:53.719 was the guest on Trevor Noah's podcast. The discussion went 39 00:01:53.799 --> 00:01:57.400 to Who's going to buy Warner Brothers? John told Trevor, 40 00:01:57.439 --> 00:01:59.519 I think mergers are generally bad. I think you're always 41 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:02.439 hoping for the least bad option. I think the key 42 00:02:02.439 --> 00:02:04.840 thing for us is to act with enough aggression or confidence. 43 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:06.840 I will act assuming nothing's going to happen. We're not 44 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:09.080 going to change, right. We've been behaving the way we've 45 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:11.120 been beaving for long enough that you can't really reason 46 00:02:11.159 --> 00:02:14.680 with us, so there's no point doing that. Oliver continued, 47 00:02:14.680 --> 00:02:16.400 there's gonna be question marks in all of this, right, 48 00:02:16.439 --> 00:02:19.360 because it's very hard to justify this legally. Now, whether 49 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:21.319 that makes it impossible for it to happen, that's an 50 00:02:21.319 --> 00:02:24.439 open question. I thought this was really interesting. This isn't 51 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:26.639 really news because this is from two thousand and eight, 52 00:02:26.680 --> 00:02:29.319 and the man who said it is long dead, but 53 00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:32.719 vice resurfaced this back in two thousand and eight. George 54 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:35.400 Carlin said whenever someone would tell him about the latest 55 00:02:35.479 --> 00:02:38.199 must see comedian, George would get a little nervous, but 56 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:41.479 then check them out. He had one of two reactions. 57 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:44.520 One reaction was no threat there, but the other was 58 00:02:44.639 --> 00:02:46.280 I got to get back to work. And one of 59 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:48.080 that I got to get back to work. Comedians to 60 00:02:48.120 --> 00:02:52.400 George Carlin was Sam Kennison. George Carlin said, Sam Kennison, 61 00:02:52.439 --> 00:02:54.759 because he raised his voice literally to such an extent, 62 00:02:55.080 --> 00:02:56.439 it taught me something at the time, and it had 63 00:02:56.439 --> 00:02:58.560 helped fuel a slight change or a significant change in 64 00:02:58.599 --> 00:03:01.199 what I was doing. I said, oh, you have to 65 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:03.560 raise your voice, and I meant it figuratively. He did 66 00:03:03.639 --> 00:03:06.840 it literally, but figuratively. The culture was getting noisy. There 67 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:08.639 was a din there was a lot of competition for 68 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:11.319 people's attention, and somehow that translated to me as I 69 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:12.719 have to raise the stakes a little bit. 70 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:13.360 You know. 71 00:03:13.400 --> 00:03:17.120 I talked to Kelly Carlin about this couple years back. 72 00:03:17.159 --> 00:03:19.199 Maybe I'll pull that and tag it at the end 73 00:03:19.240 --> 00:03:22.719 of today's episode Gardon and Gunn, which is just a 74 00:03:23.199 --> 00:03:27.960 wonderfully fascinating title for a website. They profiled Nate Bergatzy's Company. 75 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:30.280 Nate told them, as a comedian, you're afraid to take 76 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:32.560 time off, at least for me, I very much believe 77 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:35.280 I'm not owed this. The audience doesn't know it to 78 00:03:35.319 --> 00:03:37.080 me to come, so it's something I've got to go 79 00:03:37.120 --> 00:03:39.639 earn every single show. Every day. It gets exhausting. Some 80 00:03:39.759 --> 00:03:41.520 days you can sleep on the bus and some days 81 00:03:41.520 --> 00:03:43.080 you're riding in the middle of nowhere. And you know, 82 00:03:43.319 --> 00:03:45.439 my bus driver's an amazing driver. But the roads of 83 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:48.120 the roads, right, Nate said of the audience, I see 84 00:03:48.159 --> 00:03:50.240 the audience and it's all different. You see different religions 85 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:52.199 out there, you see different political like, whatever it is, 86 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:54.039 it doesn't matter. I want families to laugh at me. 87 00:03:54.080 --> 00:03:55.639 I want them to feel safe when they go there 88 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:57.599 and can all be together. You should be able to 89 00:03:57.599 --> 00:03:59.360 trust that I'm going to be that relief for whatever 90 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:03.280 you need, Nate explanned. Nateland he wants to help younger 91 00:04:03.319 --> 00:04:06.000 comics get started. I want everybody to be involved on 92 00:04:06.039 --> 00:04:08.039 the road. It's like, we should all be friends. You know. 93 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:09.919 We joke we got a couple guys. They're younger, but 94 00:04:09.960 --> 00:04:12.599 they're really big into anime. They wanted to watch an 95 00:04:12.599 --> 00:04:14.080 anime and the rest of us were like, I'm not 96 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:15.840 watching it. But one day I needed to watch anime 97 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:19.680 with them, just because Lucy Sinsheimer is the talent book 98 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:22.560 of for Zenies in Nashville. Lucy said most people at 99 00:04:22.600 --> 00:04:24.040 the highest level might be like, I don't want to 100 00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:27.000 bother with being around lower level comedians. When he's here, 101 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:29.040 he's generous with his time and his kindness for open 102 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:31.360 micers and up and coming comics. Recently, we were doing 103 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:33.879 a clinic with a bunch of comics and he happened 104 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:35.720 to be recording the podcast next door. He came and 105 00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:38.160 talked to everybody for twenty five minutes, just giving advice. 106 00:04:38.879 --> 00:04:43.160 Psychology Today caught up with Kathleen Madigan. They were curious. 107 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:45.720 Kathleen once told a story to Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians 108 00:04:45.759 --> 00:04:49.079 and Cars where Kathleen's parents said, we're gonna watch this 109 00:04:49.120 --> 00:04:51.800 part of your show and then we're gonna leave. Kathleen explained, Yeah, 110 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:53.319 my dad asked, could you just put your new jokes 111 00:04:53.360 --> 00:04:55.480 at the beginning of your act? And she said, no, Dad, 112 00:04:55.519 --> 00:04:57.639 that's not how it works. I can't rearrange my whole 113 00:04:57.680 --> 00:04:59.720 act for you hooligans. I don't care if you've ever 114 00:04:59.720 --> 00:05:01.519 seen my act, you know. I'll do it in the 115 00:05:01.560 --> 00:05:03.360 car fee on the way home. And then he says 116 00:05:03.399 --> 00:05:05.199 to my mom, well you want to go, and my 117 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:07.279 mom says, well, kind of, but not really. We'll just 118 00:05:07.279 --> 00:05:10.680 come at the end. Pete Corielli the Gator describes himself 119 00:05:10.720 --> 00:05:13.480 as a beer and peanut guy. He's returning to Long 120 00:05:13.519 --> 00:05:16.720 Island on January thirtieth for a show The Gator says, 121 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:18.560 I'm not a fan of comedians to perform at you. 122 00:05:18.639 --> 00:05:20.600 I like being a version of myself on stage. I 123 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:22.279 never wanted to be stuck in a character. I just 124 00:05:22.319 --> 00:05:24.240 tried to be true to who I am. I always 125 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:26.480 felt most funny when I was hanging out. That's a 126 00:05:26.480 --> 00:05:28.480 trade I got from my father growing up in Long Island. 127 00:05:28.519 --> 00:05:30.639 He's an everyday guy who made people laugh with the stories. 128 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:33.240 I always latched onto that. I worked with Pete for 129 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:35.079 the better part of a decade when he was the 130 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:37.319 number two chair on the Jim Brewer radio show back 131 00:05:37.319 --> 00:05:40.600 in the serious days. Corioli talked about getting into comedy 132 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:44.399 at Hamburger harry Is in Midtown Manhattan in ninety four. 133 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:48.160 After exploring acting, Pete joined an improv group. I did 134 00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:52.199 not know that. I cannot imagine Pete Coriolly having the 135 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:55.839 patience for an improv group. Wow, I can't even fathom that. 136 00:05:56.319 --> 00:05:58.319 Pete explained, I went to an open mic that Jim 137 00:05:58.360 --> 00:06:01.040 Gaffigan and Judah Friedlander we're at. I was listening to 138 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:02.600 them talk about their bits, and it was love at 139 00:06:02.600 --> 00:06:05.720 first sight. From there, I never looked back. Pete says, 140 00:06:05.720 --> 00:06:08.160 I truly feel now there's a comic of anything worth 141 00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:11.000 listening to until at least forty five. Once you get older, 142 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:13.839 you have a lifetime experience to look back on. Pete 143 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:17.279 is the co host of Pete and Sebastian of Sebastian Madiscalco. 144 00:06:17.319 --> 00:06:20.680 He says, we have incredible similarities and drastic differences. Once 145 00:06:20.680 --> 00:06:22.240 we get on the cast, we just make sure we 146 00:06:22.279 --> 00:06:24.000 make each other laugh because we have the same sense 147 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:26.399 of humor. But we're like Felix Hunger and Oscar Madison 148 00:06:26.439 --> 00:06:28.199 from The Odd Couple. I drive a Jeep Wrangler and 149 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:30.800 he drives a Portie. He gets manicures, and I don't. 150 00:06:30.879 --> 00:06:33.360 I wonder if that's a new Jeep Wrangler, because Pete 151 00:06:33.399 --> 00:06:36.079 had a Jeep twenty years ago. Remember they stole his top. 152 00:06:36.120 --> 00:06:39.319 One day, Jimmy Carr said that being a vegan is 153 00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:42.319 the right thing to do. Jimmy was feeling questions from 154 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:45.160 the audience. One asked, Hey, Jimmy, you're a progressive and 155 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:47.839 thoughtful guy. How come you've knock one vegan yet. Car said, 156 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:49.360 I was vegan forbit, and I know it's the right 157 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:51.920 thing to do, but also it's just a fun fact 158 00:06:51.959 --> 00:06:53.720 that you might want to know that it's possible to 159 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:55.839 have a vegan diet, to eat vegan, and to shut 160 00:06:55.839 --> 00:06:58.319 the f up. That's hilarious. He tagged it with I'm 161 00:06:58.360 --> 00:07:00.920 not going to make jokes about vegans. It would be tasteless. 162 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:03.839 Jimmy Carr is very funny. If you're ever in Riodd 163 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:06.160 sometimes he plays the comedy Festival over there. He should 164 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:08.879 go see him. Now that fascism is over and we 165 00:07:08.920 --> 00:07:12.040 can actually watch Scrubs on Hulu and ABC without having 166 00:07:12.079 --> 00:07:14.959 to go upstairs and get the DVDs, Scrubs is coming 167 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:19.639 back a little over a month away. Now. People are curious, Hey, 168 00:07:19.759 --> 00:07:22.759 in all these promos, we haven't seen Doctor Kelso or 169 00:07:22.839 --> 00:07:25.439 the Janitor. Now, I'll point out to everybody that Ken Jenkins, 170 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:28.399 who plays Doctor Kelso, is like eighty five years old, 171 00:07:29.079 --> 00:07:31.279 so aside from getting him to do the work, it 172 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:34.360 really doesn't make sense that Doctor Kelso would be around. So, 173 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:37.199 if you're curious what happens to these two characters, spoilers 174 00:07:37.199 --> 00:07:41.199 coming up at a second, Zach Braff says there are currently 175 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:45.439 no plans for either to appear during season ten. Zach says, 176 00:07:45.480 --> 00:07:47.000 the true answer is if we're blessed to have a 177 00:07:47.040 --> 00:07:50.000 second season. Absolutely. The real answer for season one is 178 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:52.680 we're not really sure yet. Episodes eight and nine of 179 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:55.079 the nine episode order are still being written. They're both 180 00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:57.000 interested in doing it. Do we have the band with 181 00:07:57.079 --> 00:07:58.759 in the first nine episodes to get to it all 182 00:07:58.800 --> 00:08:00.759 and surface the story that would be worthy of Ken 183 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:03.439 and Neil? That might come true? At this point, I 184 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:05.279 can't tell you the answer, but most definitely, if we're 185 00:08:05.319 --> 00:08:07.560 lucky enough to get a season two, that's something we 186 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:10.639 want to do. Jimmy Kimmel made an offer to Donald 187 00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:14.040 Trump he will give one of his awards to President 188 00:08:14.040 --> 00:08:18.000 Trump if the President pulls Ice out of Minneapolis. May 189 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:20.319 have seen late last week that the woman who won 190 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:23.160 the Nobel Peace Prize handed over the award to President 191 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:26.120 Trump for some reason. As others have pointed out, if 192 00:08:26.279 --> 00:08:29.079 Lebron James hands me over an MVP trophy, it doesn't 193 00:08:29.079 --> 00:08:31.800 make me the best player in the NBA, Kimmell said 194 00:08:31.800 --> 00:08:33.840 Trump loves awards. Giving him an award is the only 195 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:35.480 way to get him to do anything. And with that said, 196 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:37.639 mister President, I have an offer I think you're gonna 197 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:41.639 find difficult to refuse. If you and only if you 198 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:43.759 agree to pull ice out of Minneapolis and put them 199 00:08:43.759 --> 00:08:46.159 back at the borders where they belong. Kimmel then showed 200 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.960 some of his own trophies, including a Daytime Emmy, a 201 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:52.240 Cleo Award, a Writer's Guild of America Award. He tagged 202 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:53.960 it with, or best of all, I'm willing to hand 203 00:08:53.960 --> 00:08:56.759 over my twenty fifteen Soule Train Award for White Person 204 00:08:56.759 --> 00:08:59.559 of the Year. The choice is yours. I personally deliver 205 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:02.120 any or even all of these to the Oval Office 206 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:06.039 in exchange for leaving the people of Minneapolis alone. We'll 207 00:09:06.039 --> 00:09:09.279 go into the break here. Jonathan Kite does this wonderful, 208 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:13.559 wonderful Anthony Bourdain impression. I can't get enough of this week. 209 00:09:13.639 --> 00:09:16.480 Anthony Boardaine went to the BUCkies, and here's a little 210 00:09:16.480 --> 00:09:17.039 taste of that. 211 00:09:17.159 --> 00:09:24.559 No pun pickles produce pastries, sauces, snacks. If you didn't 212 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:29.159 gas up outside, you will in here. Behold the Jerky wall, 213 00:09:29.360 --> 00:09:32.919 a carnivorous curtain of beef, the only wall in Texas 214 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:34.360 everyone can agree on. 215 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:39.039 At noon Eastern today, the reveal for who was eliminated 216 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:43.600 for Week two of Comedy Survivor. There's a dramatic exit 217 00:09:43.759 --> 00:09:46.799 in this week's show at noon Eastern. You can start 218 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:48.960 voting for next week in the Facebook group which is 219 00:09:49.039 --> 00:09:51.639 Daily Comedy News Podcast Group, and in this very feed 220 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:56.480 you will hear the week two elimination show Comedy Survivor 221 00:09:56.559 --> 00:10:01.320 Facebook group t O Sketch Fest, the Toronto Sketch They're 222 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:04.440 coming back. It's their largest lineup to date, over seventy 223 00:10:04.600 --> 00:10:08.039 high energy showcases by more than seventy five comedy troops. 224 00:10:08.600 --> 00:10:10.639 I was texting the other day with Mike from The 225 00:10:10.720 --> 00:10:13.240 Letterman podcast. Now I live in the United States and 226 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:15.360 Mike lives in Canada, and we were talking about getting 227 00:10:15.360 --> 00:10:17.039 together and I'm like, I don't know, man, if we 228 00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:19.879 invade Greenland, the border might be closed. I might not 229 00:10:19.919 --> 00:10:21.440 be able to hang out with Mike or go to 230 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:24.440 the Toronto Sketch Fest. So some of the sketch troops, 231 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:25.919 there's a lot here. I'm not going to read them all, 232 00:10:25.960 --> 00:10:28.519 but let's see some names that seem funny too. Draculus 233 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:32.799 twenty four double B Sketch Troop names are always funny. 234 00:10:33.320 --> 00:10:39.840 Bicycle jousting, big chick Energy, I like that, breen Frogs, Firecracker, department, 235 00:10:40.399 --> 00:10:43.919 grease trap, no vowels. That's funny out of a whit. 236 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:47.080 It's funny, but it's funny. Sketchy Broads, that's a good one. 237 00:10:47.120 --> 00:10:50.600 That's a good name. And the Red Hot Silly Peppers 238 00:10:50.759 --> 00:10:56.039 Love It. Toronto Sketch Fest coming up in March. Tick Natara, 239 00:10:56.240 --> 00:10:59.360 she's one of these people ruining Star Trek, but I 240 00:10:59.360 --> 00:11:03.360 guess not. Everything Tignataro does is horrible. She's joining Mattel 241 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:07.559 Lane to headline the Lambda Legals Stand Up for Equality Benefit, 242 00:11:07.639 --> 00:11:10.879 an event dedicated to protecting the rights of LGBTQ people 243 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:14.440 and everyone living with HIV. This is March fourth at 244 00:11:14.440 --> 00:11:18.080 the Saban Theater in Beverly Hills. Stand Up for Qualities 245 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:21.120 Designed is a moment of cultural unity, blending stand up performances, 246 00:11:21.240 --> 00:11:24.159 musical moments, and celebrity presenters into a shared space for 247 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:27.320 laughter and advocacy. There are no plans for Dave Chappelle 248 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:30.519 to appear at this time. Chris Red he wants to. 249 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:32.039 I don't know what's going on with Chris Redd. He's 250 00:11:32.039 --> 00:11:34.080 sparing his soul lately, but he wants to make sure 251 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:36.600 that when he had a fight back in twenty twenty two, 252 00:11:36.799 --> 00:11:39.159 it was not with Keenan Thompson. Okay, what's the story. 253 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:42.679 Johnny Mack TMZ published a clip from Chris Red that 254 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:46.440 said that Keenan Thompson was not the person who punched 255 00:11:46.480 --> 00:11:48.679 Chris Red in the face outside of a Manhattan comedy 256 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:51.799 club in twenty twenty two. Chris Redd said, no, Keenan 257 00:11:51.840 --> 00:11:54.000 did not hit me. People took it like Keenan hit me. 258 00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:57.399 He didn't hit me. No, a probe is still ongoing. 259 00:11:57.960 --> 00:12:00.080 No one has been taken into custody and connection with 260 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:05.000 the attack on the comedian. According to the NYPD. Okay, listen, 261 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:07.919 a probe is not still ongoing. No one is looking 262 00:12:07.919 --> 00:12:10.600 at this. This is New York City. You think anybody 263 00:12:10.720 --> 00:12:14.600 at the NYPD is investigating the Chris Red punch in 264 00:12:14.639 --> 00:12:18.200 the face from four years ago. There's zero percent chance 265 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:20.159 that that's happening. I don't know if you've ever been 266 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:23.000 to New York City. I'm from New York City. Zero 267 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:27.399 percent chance the NYPD is busy. Back in twenty twenty two, 268 00:12:27.480 --> 00:12:31.600 Keenan Thompson and wife Evangeline got divorced. Benjeline then was 269 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:35.600 friendly with Chris Red. But Keenan definitely didn't punch him 270 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:37.759 in the nose. And let me get the LIFs out 271 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:39.840 of my voice because I'm serious here. I'm not doing 272 00:12:39.840 --> 00:12:42.159 the bit. This from the Daily Mail. Jay Leno last 273 00:12:42.159 --> 00:12:45.519 week in La appeared to have a swollen left cheek 274 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:48.200 and a bruised fingernail while out and about in La. 275 00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:51.039 Daily Mail reported Jay was out grabbing lunch. On the 276 00:12:51.080 --> 00:12:54.600 left side of his face appeared puffy, his middle finger 277 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:56.759 seemed to have some redness to it, and a black 278 00:12:56.840 --> 00:12:59.399 nail was visible as he clutched a beverage. Now some 279 00:12:59.480 --> 00:13:02.000 people start joking that, you know, the mob is out 280 00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:03.960 to get Jay again. Remember he fell down the hill 281 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:06.240 and burned his face with the motorcycle. And I had 282 00:13:06.279 --> 00:13:09.480 a couple like weird things going on. But much more seriously, 283 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:12.840 I saw some people and I'm not saying this happened, 284 00:13:12.919 --> 00:13:15.679 but some people who are involved with Alzheimer's said that 285 00:13:15.720 --> 00:13:19.039 sometimes people who suffer from Alzheimer's can get physical, and 286 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:21.600 that was one theory of what might have happened. Again, no, 287 00:13:21.679 --> 00:13:23.360 little to my voice, not making joke here and being 288 00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:25.600 very serious, I'm not saying that happened. I have no 289 00:13:25.679 --> 00:13:28.960 expertise in Alzheimer's, but I'm just sharing an alternate theory 290 00:13:28.960 --> 00:13:30.559 that I heard other than the mob is out to 291 00:13:30.559 --> 00:13:32.679 get Jay Leno. Don't know what happened, just telling you 292 00:13:32.720 --> 00:13:35.000 what the Daily News reported, and that is your comedy 293 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:37.360 news for today again coming up at newon Eastern today 294 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:40.840 and this very feed Comedy Survivor Week two elimination show. 295 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:44.159 And then assuming I found it, the next thing you're 296 00:13:44.200 --> 00:13:47.200 gonna hear is me talking to Kelly Carlin a few 297 00:13:47.240 --> 00:13:49.799 years back. See you tomorrow, Oh no, see at noon, 298 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:53.679 then see you tomorrow. I was one of those yahoos 299 00:13:53.720 --> 00:13:55.919 at the turn of the century who listened to the 300 00:13:56.159 --> 00:13:58.399 I guess the last two albums is like George sounds 301 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:02.080 angry and I have done a complete one eighty on that, 302 00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:05.480 and he is the great prof of the twenty first century. 303 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:08.159 That stuff has aged so well. I go back and 304 00:14:08.200 --> 00:14:10.720 listen to it. Just prepping for today. I was going 305 00:14:10.759 --> 00:14:14.159 back and listening to It's the last bit on It's 306 00:14:14.200 --> 00:14:16.080 Bad for You. It's Coast to Coast emergency, and it 307 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:17.799 sounds like you recorded it this morning. 308 00:14:18.039 --> 00:14:20.879 Yeah, no one wanted to hear it, including me. John 309 00:14:21.120 --> 00:14:23.320 was like, God, Dad, get over it. Can you do 310 00:14:23.399 --> 00:14:26.200 some bart jokes or something? Please be goofy again, as 311 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:28.840 he said, you scratch a cynic. Underneath it you get 312 00:14:28.840 --> 00:14:31.960 a broken hearted idealist. Yeah. He was a man who 313 00:14:32.039 --> 00:14:35.279 I think was just ringing the bell so loudly and 314 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:38.679 saw what was coming, saw the writing on the wall, 315 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:41.960 and nobody wants to hear that. While the writings, while 316 00:14:42.000 --> 00:14:44.799 the walls still look fine. Ah so everything seems fine, 317 00:14:44.960 --> 00:14:47.519 but boy boy, did he see it all coming, even 318 00:14:47.639 --> 00:14:50.440 stuff thirty years old. He saw it coming. 319 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:51.639 It's just it's amazing.