Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on
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Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Let's begin on the campus of Arizona State University. That
Speaker 2: university is one of the schools around the country that
Speaker 2: allows the Starship Company to opt rate their delivery robots
Speaker 2: on robots on campus.
Speaker 3: Probably delivering a lot of iced tea. I mean it's
Speaker 3: from it's Arizona ice. I mean, I think it'd be
Speaker 3: a favorite on campus. Actually, I don't think Arizona Iced
Speaker 3: Tea is based in Arizona. I'm sure it never is.
Speaker 2: Anyway. The story is one of their delivery robots ran
Speaker 2: down a co ed, injured her, and then while she
Speaker 2: was on the ground, the thing backed up and started
Speaker 2: coming at her again. So he or she got a
Speaker 2: hold of the parent company, Starship to tell them what
Speaker 2: had happened. And why wouldn't she just go to on
Speaker 2: campus people. Well, I'm sure sure she did after she
Speaker 2: was treated, but ultimately got a hold of them and
Speaker 2: told them what happened. The guy goes, oh, let me
Speaker 2: give you our insurance information and some free promo codes.
Speaker 4: Hello, hello, big fly. Wrong, wrong answer.
Speaker 3: At least he gave her the insurance place, because then
Speaker 3: she could just hand that to her lawyer and say,
Speaker 3: we're going for the pants. I'm gonna see the pats
Speaker 3: off that robot. It probo codees though many coupons, always
Speaker 3: makes it better. Yeah, you're playing almost went down, and
Speaker 3: you know what we're gonna give you bo You get
Speaker 3: a twenty five dollars bar jab. But when we get
Speaker 3: out of the emergency situation.
Speaker 2: Oh real quick here, I just saw this. If you
Speaker 2: purchased a bed called the Lucid platform bed from Amazon
Speaker 2: or Walmart.
Speaker 4: You got a bed ad out now?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, I just saw this because if they've sold like
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty thousand of these things, they're gonna
Speaker 2: collapse on you. That's without even any hanky panky going
Speaker 2: on to add pressure. So Lucid platform bed, Yeah, the
Speaker 2: last thing you want when you lay down to rest
Speaker 2: your weary head is to collapse. So the bed itself collapse?
Speaker 3: Was that just a story that happened to be on
Speaker 3: the same exact page as the as the delivery robot.
Speaker 2: No, in the name of transparency, here, I accidentally stapled
Speaker 2: two stories together here and thought I only had three.
Speaker 2: But as I was flipping through notes, oh I had
Speaker 2: this one here.
Speaker 4: I have some betting news for everybody. No, but that
Speaker 4: is important.
Speaker 2: Some visuals on our Facebook page of a one hundred
Speaker 2: foot luxury yacht that was docked at Marina del Rey
Speaker 2: outside Los Angeles went up in flames, big fire, then
Speaker 2: sank at the marina. Do we have to go through
Speaker 2: this again, yacht owners? Because we know we are the
Speaker 2: number one station when it comes to listenership from yacht
Speaker 2: rock folks. No, do you not store fireworks and ammunition
Speaker 2: on your yachts, because when it goes up in flames,
Speaker 2: it really goes up in flames and then sinks to
Speaker 2: the bottom of the marina.
Speaker 3: The fireworks I can understand because I've seen below deck
Speaker 3: and you want you know, when they have an anniversary
Speaker 3: or a birthday, they shoot up the you know, actually
Speaker 3: they order them day up for the provisions.
Speaker 4: They don't have men just stored.
Speaker 3: Bob is a below deck, not even everything's temper. God,
Speaker 3: that is a huge yacht. There's a night fire too, Huh.
Speaker 3: Went up in flames and down to the the Damie
Speaker 3: Jones's locker. Hey, you'll appreciate this contest, Taco Bob. It's
Speaker 3: referred to as the Oklahoma State Fairs Smelliest competition.
Speaker 4: It involves.
Speaker 2: It involves four strangers coming together to see if they
Speaker 2: can win a new car, in this case a Nissan CenTra.
Speaker 2: You get into the car with the strangers and you
Speaker 2: sit there at whoever is there the longest. The windows
Speaker 2: are rolled down, but the cars outside in Oklahoma and
Speaker 2: it's still hot there this time of year, and whoever
Speaker 2: maintains the longest gets to drive the car home. You
Speaker 2: are given a bathroom break every three hours. But other
Speaker 2: than that, you must remain in the car with these strangers.
Speaker 4: So where's the smell. It's just because you're sweating.
Speaker 2: Well, it's hot and sweaty, and then you're not supposed
Speaker 2: to show up their smell.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Well, one contestant who ultimately won, this guy who won,
Speaker 2: albeit with controversy. On one of his bathroom breaks, he
Speaker 2: brought back a cup of dute into the car and
Speaker 2: didn't tell anyone that.
Speaker 4: They should disqualify them immediately.
Speaker 2: Well, the other contestants were highly irritated.
Speaker 3: That's a duty cup violation in a contest. It's in
Speaker 3: the rules. I'm sure this it will be now, I'm sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you got to be a sick bastard to so.
Speaker 3: He went on the bathroom back and did it in
Speaker 3: a cup and then just goes, I'll just bring this
Speaker 3: back where do you hide? Let his backpack, just let
Speaker 3: it start festering. That is that not disgusting or he
Speaker 3: was very disgusting. But he's disqualified. No, he won the car.
Speaker 4: I think it's bs. I want him disqualified.
Speaker 2: When you've got a brand new Nissan CenTra that you
Speaker 2: can win, you're you're gonna pull out all the stops here.
Speaker 2: It's nicknamed the Smelliest Competition. I mean he was probably
Speaker 2: inspired by.
Speaker 3: I know how in this CenTra see that cup over there.
Speaker 3: I am convinced if you were one of these contestants,
Speaker 3: you would win this.
Speaker 4: Oh just sitting in there, like with the gas I
Speaker 4: just had a minute.
Speaker 2: Ago, and the things I've witnessed on long weekends where
Speaker 2: we've had events or cruises where you have things like
Speaker 2: wear a shower cap on your head and not bathe
Speaker 2: for four days straight. That shower cap almost killed me.
Speaker 2: That was a forgotten about it. Absolutely one of the
Speaker 2: most disgusting things I've ever seen. I showered in four days,
Speaker 2: not your head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the dumbest thing ever because all it
Speaker 3: did was trapped all that body heat.
Speaker 2: It was like a greenhouse on your head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was Why did I do that? I don't know,
Speaker 3: but you were a shampoo commercial waiting to happen there
Speaker 3: after that. Orlando's Rock Station