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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jrr.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, I want to encourage you,

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<v Speaker 2>if you haven't done so already, throw a vote in

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<v Speaker 2>on the jar rt facebook page for this morning. You

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<v Speaker 2>say it, we play it. When you go there, you

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<v Speaker 2>will see three options from Rage against the Machine. Tell

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<v Speaker 2>us which one to play back at nine o'clock. That

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<v Speaker 2>will put you in the running to win what taco

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<v Speaker 2>bob uh?

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<v Speaker 3>That would be TSO tickets Trans Siberian Orchestra. That's a

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<v Speaker 3>favorite for people every year and it's coming back around

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<v Speaker 3>holiday time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so tell us which Rage song to play. Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>who votes is eligible. Somebody will be picked at random.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll give you TSO tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's begin on the campus of Arizona State University. That

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<v Speaker 2>university is one of the schools around the country that

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<v Speaker 2>allows the Starship Company to opt rate their delivery robots

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<v Speaker 2>on robots on campus.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably delivering a lot of iced tea. I mean it's

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<v Speaker 3>from it's Arizona ice. I mean, I think it'd be

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<v Speaker 3>a favorite on campus. Actually, I don't think Arizona Iced

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<v Speaker 3>Tea is based in Arizona. I'm sure it never is.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. The story is one of their delivery robots ran

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<v Speaker 2>down a co ed, injured her, and then while she

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<v Speaker 2>was on the ground, the thing backed up and started

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<v Speaker 2>coming at her again. So he or she got a

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<v Speaker 2>hold of the parent company, Starship to tell them what

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<v Speaker 2>had happened. And why wouldn't she just go to on

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<v Speaker 2>campus people. Well, I'm sure sure she did after she

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<v Speaker 2>was treated, but ultimately got a hold of them and

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<v Speaker 2>told them what happened. The guy goes, oh, let me

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<v Speaker 2>give you our insurance information and some free promo codes.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, hello, big fly. Wrong, wrong answer.

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<v Speaker 3>At least he gave her the insurance place, because then

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<v Speaker 3>she could just hand that to her lawyer and say,

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<v Speaker 3>we're going for the pants. I'm gonna see the pats

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<v Speaker 3>off that robot. It probo codees though many coupons, always

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<v Speaker 3>makes it better. Yeah, you're playing almost went down, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know what we're gonna give you bo You get

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<v Speaker 3>a twenty five dollars bar jab. But when we get

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<v Speaker 3>out of the emergency situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh real quick here, I just saw this. If you

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<v Speaker 2>purchased a bed called the Lucid platform bed from Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>or Walmart.

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<v Speaker 4>You got a bed ad out now?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just saw this because if they've sold like

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and fifty thousand of these things, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>collapse on you. That's without even any hanky panky going

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<v Speaker 2>on to add pressure. So Lucid platform bed, Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>last thing you want when you lay down to rest

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<v Speaker 2>your weary head is to collapse. So the bed itself collapse?

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<v Speaker 3>Was that just a story that happened to be on

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<v Speaker 3>the same exact page as the as the delivery robot.

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<v Speaker 2>No, in the name of transparency, here, I accidentally stapled

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<v Speaker 2>two stories together here and thought I only had three.

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<v Speaker 2>But as I was flipping through notes, oh I had

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<v Speaker 2>this one here.

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<v Speaker 4>I have some betting news for everybody. No, but that

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<v Speaker 4>is important.

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<v Speaker 2>Some visuals on our Facebook page of a one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>foot luxury yacht that was docked at Marina del Rey

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<v Speaker 2>outside Los Angeles went up in flames, big fire, then

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<v Speaker 2>sank at the marina. Do we have to go through

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<v Speaker 2>this again, yacht owners? Because we know we are the

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<v Speaker 2>number one station when it comes to listenership from yacht

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<v Speaker 2>rock folks. No, do you not store fireworks and ammunition

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<v Speaker 2>on your yachts, because when it goes up in flames,

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<v Speaker 2>it really goes up in flames and then sinks to

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom of the marina.

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<v Speaker 3>The fireworks I can understand because I've seen below deck

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<v Speaker 3>and you want you know, when they have an anniversary

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<v Speaker 3>or a birthday, they shoot up the you know, actually

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<v Speaker 3>they order them day up for the provisions.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't have men just stored.

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<v Speaker 3>Bob is a below deck, not even everything's temper. God,

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<v Speaker 3>that is a huge yacht. There's a night fire too, Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Went up in flames and down to the the Damie

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<v Speaker 3>Jones's locker. Hey, you'll appreciate this contest, Taco Bob. It's

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<v Speaker 3>referred to as the Oklahoma State Fairs Smelliest competition.

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<v Speaker 4>It involves.

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<v Speaker 2>It involves four strangers coming together to see if they

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<v Speaker 2>can win a new car, in this case a Nissan CenTra.

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<v Speaker 2>You get into the car with the strangers and you

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<v Speaker 2>sit there at whoever is there the longest. The windows

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<v Speaker 2>are rolled down, but the cars outside in Oklahoma and

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<v Speaker 2>it's still hot there this time of year, and whoever

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<v Speaker 2>maintains the longest gets to drive the car home. You

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<v Speaker 2>are given a bathroom break every three hours. But other

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<v Speaker 2>than that, you must remain in the car with these strangers.

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<v Speaker 4>So where's the smell. It's just because you're sweating.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's hot and sweaty, and then you're not supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to show up their smell.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, one contestant who ultimately won, this guy who won,

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<v Speaker 2>albeit with controversy. On one of his bathroom breaks, he

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<v Speaker 2>brought back a cup of dute into the car and

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<v Speaker 2>didn't tell anyone that.

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<v Speaker 4>They should disqualify them immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the other contestants were highly irritated.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a duty cup violation in a contest. It's in

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<v Speaker 3>the rules. I'm sure this it will be now, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So you got to be a sick bastard to so.

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<v Speaker 3>He went on the bathroom back and did it in

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<v Speaker 3>a cup and then just goes, I'll just bring this

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<v Speaker 3>back where do you hide? Let his backpack, just let

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<v Speaker 3>it start festering. That is that not disgusting or he

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<v Speaker 3>was very disgusting. But he's disqualified. No, he won the car.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's bs. I want him disqualified.

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<v Speaker 2>When you've got a brand new Nissan CenTra that you

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<v Speaker 2>can win, you're you're gonna pull out all the stops here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nicknamed the Smelliest Competition. I mean he was probably

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<v Speaker 2>inspired by.

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<v Speaker 3>I know how in this CenTra see that cup over there.

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<v Speaker 3>I am convinced if you were one of these contestants,

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<v Speaker 3>you would win this.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh just sitting in there, like with the gas I

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<v Speaker 4>just had a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Ago, and the things I've witnessed on long weekends where

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<v Speaker 2>we've had events or cruises where you have things like

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<v Speaker 2>wear a shower cap on your head and not bathe

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<v Speaker 2>for four days straight. That shower cap almost killed me.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a forgotten about it. Absolutely one of the

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<v Speaker 2>most disgusting things I've ever seen. I showered in four days,

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<v Speaker 2>not your head.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was the dumbest thing ever because all it

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<v Speaker 3>did was trapped all that body heat.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a greenhouse on your head.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was Why did I do that? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>but you were a shampoo commercial waiting to happen there

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<v Speaker 3>after that. Orlando's Rock Station