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<v Speaker 1>It's never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots. All right, Hey, remember, if you

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<v Speaker 3>want a chance to go see Highly Suspect tonight, their

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<v Speaker 3>first of two shows at the House of Blues, you

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<v Speaker 3>might want to throw a vote in for you say

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<v Speaker 3>we play It might be going to the show for free.

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<v Speaker 1>Crocus is who you're voting on this morning listeners suggested school.

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<v Speaker 1>You say we played three songs from Crocus.

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<v Speaker 3>Screaming in the Night, Midnight Maniac or stayed Awake all night?

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<v Speaker 3>Which one should we play at nine? You determine that

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<v Speaker 3>and we'll do so, and then someone's randomly.

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<v Speaker 4>Picked to win some Yeah, Highly Suspect got it all right, boy,

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<v Speaker 4>Let's let's start in the heartland and Nebraska Cornhuskers.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, we got your coach, or we should say we

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<v Speaker 2>got our coach.

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<v Speaker 5>Back.

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<v Speaker 3>Family was having a gathering, a get together and they

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<v Speaker 3>had I guess a table out on the back patio

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<v Speaker 3>that had some treats and food on it for for

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<v Speaker 3>the get together.

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<v Speaker 5>They were having.

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<v Speaker 1>Picture like an old farmhouse kind of setting with the

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<v Speaker 1>picnic table out there.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>The sun of the family in the family went out

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<v Speaker 3>back to set some more food down and noticed chocolate

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<v Speaker 3>pawprints all over the back patio.

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<v Speaker 5>That led to.

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<v Speaker 3>A piece of you know, deck furniture that had a

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<v Speaker 3>possum curled up on it.

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<v Speaker 5>The possum had eaten just.

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<v Speaker 3>About all of a Costco sized chocolate moose cake it

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<v Speaker 3>had been put out on the porch.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I have a lot of questions here.

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<v Speaker 3>Chocolate moose cake from Costco, which, by the way, is delicious, delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, like you said, it is Costco size.

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<v Speaker 1>It's delicious, but it's pretty damn big and rich and thick. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the poor little possum.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to pump pump his possum stomach.

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<v Speaker 3>He was he was having a medical episode after this,

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<v Speaker 3>so they felt bad. They were like, what the poor

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<v Speaker 3>little guy. They got him to a and I have

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<v Speaker 3>the pictures in this story on our Facebook page. Got

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<v Speaker 3>the little guy to a local animal hospital where they

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<v Speaker 3>were able to use some charcoal stuff to stabilize him

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<v Speaker 3>and they believe he'll be okay to be released back

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<v Speaker 3>get into the wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, first, off. I thought possum's just a like bugs. Well,

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<v Speaker 6>apparently taco. If there's a Costco chocolate moose cake available,

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<v Speaker 6>they're gonna opt for that over bugs, wouldn't you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if they're opting for that, then I think i'd

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<v Speaker 1>i'd see a possum with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know they're supposed to be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>For that mean looking little face they have, I'd write,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd picture and eating the Costco chicken. Yeah, there's wolfing

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<v Speaker 1>one of them down. I got one of those the

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<v Speaker 1>other the other day. I think I got it Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>or Monday, one of the one or the other.

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<v Speaker 3>That some bitch pat was so big. You know, they

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<v Speaker 3>need to put those things back in the plastic clamshell containers.

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<v Speaker 3>Those paper bags sucked.

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<v Speaker 2>Ding ding ding ding ding. I'm on board with you,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just not the same.

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<v Speaker 6>And trying to get that big old bird out of

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<v Speaker 6>that plastic bag then you get all over your hands,

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<v Speaker 6>right well.

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<v Speaker 3>I liked also the fact that, you know, like in

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<v Speaker 3>our case, it's just me and the wife, if we're

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<v Speaker 3>having a Costco retisserie chicken, that's not gonna be one meal,

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<v Speaker 3>that's gonna be several meals. You can just use that

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<v Speaker 3>container to leave the the extra slices of stuff that

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<v Speaker 3>you've you know, pulled and sliced off right in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Put it back in the fridge, that bag. That thing's done.

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<v Speaker 1>So no, I have a different method, and I'd put

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<v Speaker 1>it back in the bag when I get a Costco chicken,

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<v Speaker 1>because my wife will make chicken enchiladas, chicken noodle soup

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<v Speaker 1>like Italian chicken noodle, good stuff, and then a couple

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<v Speaker 1>other chicken things. So I break that chicken out as

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<v Speaker 1>soon as I get a home. I eat a nice

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<v Speaker 1>hot sandwich it's still hot with the little mayo and pepper,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I break that some ditch down and put

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<v Speaker 1>that thing it used to go right back in the

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<v Speaker 1>clam shell or save it for the bones for the soup.

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<v Speaker 1>But I agree, bring back the clam shells.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we go, picket?

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<v Speaker 3>You know there's other things that I think, Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not going to pick it over anything. To be honest

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<v Speaker 3>with you.

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<v Speaker 5>That's true. We don't like the pictures look like.

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<v Speaker 3>A lunatic doing stuff like that. Personal opinion. If you're

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<v Speaker 3>a picketer, whatever man.

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<v Speaker 1>Little picket, maybe Kenny Pickets listening Hey a radio, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Couple names I haven't seen in a while or heard,

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<v Speaker 3>Cheech and Chong. Oh you know how old they are now?

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<v Speaker 3>They got be in there set of these. Cheech Marin

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<v Speaker 3>is seventy eight and Tommy Chong is eighty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Tommy Chong's eighty eighty five.

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<v Speaker 3>And they have a new movie coming out, Cheech and

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<v Speaker 3>Chong's last movie. It's actually gonna be a feature length

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<v Speaker 3>documentary about the stoner comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Duo in their time kind of passed. I mean now

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<v Speaker 1>that everything was legal. It's kind of like the super

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<v Speaker 1>Taco bubble or yeah right away, because it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's already pretty much I legal. You can't walk

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<v Speaker 1>through a parking lot without smelling wheat.

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<v Speaker 3>It will open in limited theaters on April twentieth, twenty

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<v Speaker 3>showing ahead of its nationwide release on the twenty fifth

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<v Speaker 3>of April.

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<v Speaker 1>The first showing is at four twenty. Hey man, props

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<v Speaker 1>to them. They're making a hell of a killing and

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<v Speaker 1>a hell of a living and a killing on all

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<v Speaker 1>that is flower because I mean, the bongs they were

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<v Speaker 1>salad everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember that my first encounter with Cheach and Chong,

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<v Speaker 3>it was my buddy's older brother growing up. He was

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<v Speaker 3>the one who turned me and my friend onto all

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<v Speaker 3>the stuff that I still listened to this day. Now

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<v Speaker 3>I will think Todd. It's Todd Todd, you know. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he had the you know, the Cheech and Chunk comedy

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<v Speaker 3>albums that he played. We mean, my buddy had no

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<v Speaker 3>idea what we were listening to. It's just these two

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<v Speaker 3>sound kind of crazy. Of course the movies.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was watching the movie with the fish talking

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<v Speaker 1>to him and he's high, I didn't even really it

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<v Speaker 1>was like a kid.

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<v Speaker 5>Kid man made out of weed.

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<v Speaker 2>And my dad walked in and he goes.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah, you're watching this garbage right, and he and

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<v Speaker 6>he happened to walk in right when they had f

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<v Speaker 6>I ran on the board because we had free like

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<v Speaker 6>a free HBO for the weekend, and he walked in

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<v Speaker 6>when I was like, I don't know, maybe it was

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<v Speaker 6>like six. I don't even know how old I was,

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<v Speaker 6>but I shouldn't be because I didn't understand the weed

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<v Speaker 6>reference of him talking to a fish and then the

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<v Speaker 6>F I ran. I'm like even at that age, I'm like, great,

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<v Speaker 6>my dad walks in right when the F word's there.

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<v Speaker 6>Because we were trying to get hbo.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, that's why we're not getting it us. They

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<v Speaker 2>have to pay extra. I don't blame him.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks Dad, Chinching Chong's last movie April.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, finally there's this. I saved this for last this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember they were here in the studio, they were in

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<v Speaker 1>the building. We did I did picture of them. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I must not have been here that day. You

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<v Speaker 1>must not have got I just remember our producer, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>not our producer, but the production guy Dave Green was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my.

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<v Speaker 3>God, yeah, no, I don't recall that. I must not

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<v Speaker 3>have been here that day.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was before you and I were together. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, but I know they were here.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a fact.

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<v Speaker 3>If you have not seen the clip of the hump

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<v Speaker 3>back whale eating the kayaker, this cost the Chilean coast.

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<v Speaker 5>This is you've seen it. It's exactly what I just said.

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<v Speaker 3>A hump back whale consumes the kayaker and kayak and

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<v Speaker 3>all in one fell swoop.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's a real live Pinocchio.

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<v Speaker 5>Only to spit him right back.

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<v Speaker 2>I want it was just patty.

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<v Speaker 1>He was probably just scooping for the plant life or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever they eat.

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<v Speaker 3>I do have to wonder though, like you know in

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<v Speaker 3>the shows and the stories, that did he have even

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<v Speaker 3>for a brief moment get down far.

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<v Speaker 5>Enough to take a look around and go, whoa, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>inside the whale.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think he had enough time to go. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>God him in the ocean because he's Crapul Jr.

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<v Speaker 5>Facebook page is incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, this Yeah Jr. Facebook page they glints of that

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<v Speaker 1>is crazy. That guy's got to be sitting there afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at him, he's like climbing back on top of

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<v Speaker 1>his kayak. He's gotta be going which just happened? And

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<v Speaker 1>how about the guy that's filming, do you mind coming

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<v Speaker 1>over and maybe helping.

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<v Speaker 2>Me instead of his filming.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me ask you this, if you have something like

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<v Speaker 3>this happened to you, are you ever going back in

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<v Speaker 3>the ocean kayaking again?

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta say now, I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 5>If I'd eat seafood any longer.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus' station is Wjerr