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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't think we need to make the pot any sweeter,

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<v Speaker 2>but apparently.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what we're offering up.

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<v Speaker 2>A ride with me Saturday, February twenty second, Marty Grad, Galveston. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>like with me? Is that that's not the base deal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just that you are in a Marty Grass parade,

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<v Speaker 2>you and your guest. You'll ride on my float. You'll

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<v Speaker 2>get VIP viewing of the Brett Michaels performance. We'll shoot

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<v Speaker 2>you some balcony passes for later that evening, some drink

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<v Speaker 2>tickets Marty Grad Galveston dot Com for everyone else, and

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<v Speaker 2>then we're putting.

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<v Speaker 1>Buzzfest tickets on top of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, okay, and Marti Gras stuff is awesome, but you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta throw in some We're gonna throw in some Buzzfest tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Then then let's do it. Do we have Kevin James

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<v Speaker 1>Start your Engines? That was the best one ever.

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<v Speaker 2>I got three things to say, God bless America, God

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<v Speaker 2>bless our.

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<v Speaker 1>Troops, and gentlemen, start your engines.

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<v Speaker 2>That maybe was the greatest celebrity start your engines of

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<v Speaker 2>all time. I knew we had a couple of them,

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of different celebs that did it?

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<v Speaker 1>There? Yeah, let's try it. I just got three things

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<v Speaker 1>to say. God bless our troops. Yep, God bless America,

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<v Speaker 1>and gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 3>Helly.

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<v Speaker 2>He was not talking the next day. Yet, he was

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<v Speaker 2>not talking the next day. All right, let's start with Crystal.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Crystal, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you today?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm great?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks?

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<v Speaker 2>How about yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Awesome? Awesome, awesome, awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the Bibo five hundred? What are we working with

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<v Speaker 2>over there? First of all, Crystal in lane one racing today?

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<v Speaker 1>I need you.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got my scorecard ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Crystal, what color is your vehicle today? Flesh flesh?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a flesh color. Okay. And what size are we

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<v Speaker 1>working with here? Six inches? Six inches? Okay, I can

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<v Speaker 1>hear it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, it's it's idling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's already. I am all right, Crystal.

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<v Speaker 2>If I can get that right on the right on

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<v Speaker 2>the mouthpiece there of your phone, if I get that

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<v Speaker 2>right there, and then give us a few in late

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<v Speaker 2>number one, Crystal, Uh, the fleshy fantasy.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go go is a dot matrix printer. Crystal.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not bad, bad way start all right? Hang on,

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<v Speaker 3>you're still going taking a victory of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe all right, hang on, Crystal, hang.

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<v Speaker 3>On for the car finishes and just spins around the infield.

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<v Speaker 1>Julie, do we have everybody on the lines that that's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be racing? Here? What happened to Cornbread? I

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<v Speaker 1>saw her trying to get through. She wanted to defend

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<v Speaker 1>her championship. Yeah, she couldn't talk.

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<v Speaker 2>She couldn't talk, okay, no voice, Okay, So we're just

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<v Speaker 2>going with the three here.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all we have. Okay. Next up, it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be Jennifer. Someone's got someone's got. The most popular color

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<v Speaker 1>vibrator I've known this over the years is purple. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for the purple one. Yeah, yeah, Jennifer Purple. You

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<v Speaker 1>got the yours? It's purple, Jennifer and lame three? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Jennifer Purple. It's weird asking girl sizes.

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<v Speaker 2>Tessa would hold her hands out, you know, like shoulder

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<v Speaker 2>with and say, oh, I don't know it's six inches

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<v Speaker 2>but shoulder line, shoulder, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What size are we dealing with here, Jennifer? Mine is

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<v Speaker 1>upat but compact it worked well?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah about the size motion in the ocean, I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jennifer at inches about five inches.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's not so not as compact as I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I like being called compact.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, here we go, Jennifer. Five inches of

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<v Speaker 2>compact purple people leader in laying two.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hear you go. Okay, it packs a punch, it

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<v Speaker 1>really does. It's packing a punch. Jennifer, you can't stop. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you're good. It's good, great job, she's doing a victory.

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<v Speaker 3>That dude. I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Lane number two is out of control.

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<v Speaker 3>Donuts in the infield again.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Jennifer, hang on the phone for me. Oh my,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I got Monique.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Monique's in lane three. Monique, good morning, Good morning. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing good? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I would have asked everybody exactly where they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you, Monique? I'm at home? Okay, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, home cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>So your vehicle today? What color? It's multi multi colored? Oh? Really? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like a rainbow color. Yeah? Interesting? All right, so we

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<v Speaker 1>got the rainbow surprise. What size eight? It's eight inches?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Tank over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you keep this beast in the garage? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>where is it? Now I should have asked this question

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<v Speaker 1>of everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>The two and a half car garage. Just the half

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<v Speaker 3>a car means is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Where? Does it live in the nightstand? Yeah, yeah, of

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<v Speaker 1>course it does. Of course it. Does it take actual

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<v Speaker 1>batteries or is it rechargeable? This one takes batteries. Takes

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<v Speaker 1>the batteries. Yes, let's get some weight to eight inches plus.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got batteries in it. It's rainbow colored. It is

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<v Speaker 1>the Rainbow Nightmare. In lay number three, Monique, start your engine.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. Mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like a taser. Oh why there you go?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you hitting? Hitting the wall? Hit the wall?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, out, but come back to me, Come back to me, Moneique,

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<v Speaker 2>Great job, all three of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Great racing today, great racing this morning. Hang on, money,

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<v Speaker 1>don't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you all talied up?

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<v Speaker 1>I am? Hang on. Let me get to fix this here, okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh uh Crystal with the fleshy six inch, Jennifer with

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<v Speaker 2>the the compact five inches compact, I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>The Purple Monster and then the Rainbow Surprise in lane

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<v Speaker 2>three with Monique.

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal with her fleshy six inches. In League one, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have hers your winner.

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<v Speaker 3>I do not have her.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know she did great? Close second matter? Okay, interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>so we might differ here.

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<v Speaker 2>Crystal is out, Yes, it's it's the purple, a compact

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<v Speaker 2>purple or the eight inch rainbow.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you have as your winner?

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<v Speaker 3>I have Jennifer and a little compact monster over there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say that Kristal was in third place.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, Monique and Jennifer, we're the two best performing

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<v Speaker 2>vehicles this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave Monique and her.

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<v Speaker 2>Rainbow surprise eight inches of it seven point five, Jennifer

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<v Speaker 2>the compact, and for my small kings out there, she

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<v Speaker 2>got an eight point five.

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<v Speaker 4>She's the winner today. Here go, She's the winner today.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not the size that matter. Ty your race, Jennifer

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<v Speaker 4>in laying number two, don't ever call.

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<v Speaker 1>A five inch anything compact.

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<v Speaker 2>Please don't ever do that again, but promise I look,

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<v Speaker 2>but the size does not matter here. You are the

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<v Speaker 2>winner today in the book in.

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<v Speaker 1>The Bible five hundred. Now, where were you.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing all of this funny business?

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<v Speaker 1>I was in my living room. Okay, yeah, so people

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<v Speaker 1>are playing along at home. That makes sense to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of these games people are in their car.

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<v Speaker 2>Not today, Okay, Marty Grog Galveston, you want a guest,

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<v Speaker 2>you get the right on my float VIP viewing for

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<v Speaker 2>Brett Michaels. You're up on the balcony. We're going to

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<v Speaker 2>get you the drink tickets, we'll get your beads to

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<v Speaker 2>throw and all that stuff, and then we're throwing in

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<v Speaker 2>mar Busfest tickets on top of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, oh my good friend, thank you. Purple Vibrator, right,

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<v Speaker 1>are really paid off today? Oh man, this thing has

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<v Speaker 1>been around for a long time too. Oh has it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds just as fresh as the day that you

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<v Speaker 1>you took it out of the clam Pac guys clammed

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<v Speaker 1>it all right, awesome job today.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on,