Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I didn't think we need to make the pot any sweeter,
Speaker 2: but apparently.
Speaker 1: This is what we're offering up.
Speaker 2: A ride with me Saturday, February twenty second, Marty Grad, Galveston. Okay,
Speaker 2: like with me? Is that that's not the base deal.
Speaker 2: It's just that you are in a Marty Grass parade,
Speaker 2: you and your guest. You'll ride on my float. You'll
Speaker 2: get VIP viewing of the Brett Michaels performance. We'll shoot
Speaker 2: you some balcony passes for later that evening, some drink
Speaker 2: tickets Marty Grad Galveston dot Com for everyone else, and
Speaker 2: then we're putting.
Speaker 1: Buzzfest tickets on top of that.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, and Marti Gras stuff is awesome, but you
Speaker 2: gotta throw in some We're gonna throw in some Buzzfest tickets.
Speaker 1: Then then let's do it. Do we have Kevin James
Speaker 1: Start your Engines? That was the best one ever.
Speaker 2: I got three things to say, God bless America, God
Speaker 2: bless our.
Speaker 1: Troops, and gentlemen, start your engines.
Speaker 2: That maybe was the greatest celebrity start your engines of
Speaker 2: all time. I knew we had a couple of them,
Speaker 2: a bunch of different celebs that did it?
Speaker 1: There? Yeah, let's try it. I just got three things
Speaker 1: to say. God bless our troops. Yep, God bless America,
Speaker 1: and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: Helly.
Speaker 2: He was not talking the next day. Yet, he was
Speaker 2: not talking the next day. All right, let's start with Crystal.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Crystal, good morning.
Speaker 1: How are you today?
Speaker 2: I'm great?
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 2: How about yourself?
Speaker 1: Awesome? Awesome, awesome, awesome.
Speaker 2: Okay, the Bibo five hundred? What are we working with
Speaker 2: over there? First of all, Crystal in lane one racing today?
Speaker 1: I need you.
Speaker 3: I've got my scorecard ready to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, Crystal, what color is your vehicle today? Flesh flesh?
Speaker 1: It's a flesh color. Okay. And what size are we
Speaker 1: working with here? Six inches? Six inches? Okay, I can
Speaker 1: hear it.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, it's it's idling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's already. I am all right, Crystal.
Speaker 2: If I can get that right on the right on
Speaker 2: the mouthpiece there of your phone, if I get that
Speaker 2: right there, and then give us a few in late
Speaker 2: number one, Crystal, Uh, the fleshy fantasy.
Speaker 1: Here we go go is a dot matrix printer. Crystal.
Speaker 3: That's not bad, bad way start all right? Hang on,
Speaker 3: you're still going taking a victory of that.
Speaker 1: Maybe all right, hang on, Crystal, hang.
Speaker 3: On for the car finishes and just spins around the infield.
Speaker 1: Julie, do we have everybody on the lines that that's
Speaker 1: going to be racing? Here? What happened to Cornbread? I
Speaker 1: saw her trying to get through. She wanted to defend
Speaker 1: her championship. Yeah, she couldn't talk.
Speaker 2: She couldn't talk, okay, no voice, Okay, So we're just
Speaker 2: going with the three here.
Speaker 1: That's all we have. Okay. Next up, it's going to
Speaker 1: be Jennifer. Someone's got someone's got. The most popular color
Speaker 1: vibrator I've known this over the years is purple. I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for the purple one. Yeah, yeah, Jennifer Purple. You
Speaker 1: got the yours? It's purple, Jennifer and lame three? Okay,
Speaker 1: Jennifer Purple. It's weird asking girl sizes.
Speaker 2: Tessa would hold her hands out, you know, like shoulder
Speaker 2: with and say, oh, I don't know it's six inches
Speaker 2: but shoulder line, shoulder, Yeah.
Speaker 1: What size are we dealing with here, Jennifer? Mine is
Speaker 1: upat but compact it worked well?
Speaker 3: Yeah about the size motion in the ocean, I said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jennifer at inches about five inches.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's not so not as compact as I was.
Speaker 1: I don't think I like being called compact.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, here we go, Jennifer. Five inches of
Speaker 2: compact purple people leader in laying two.
Speaker 1: Let's hear you go. Okay, it packs a punch, it
Speaker 1: really does. It's packing a punch. Jennifer, you can't stop. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you're good. It's good, great job, she's doing a victory.
Speaker 3: That dude. I like that.
Speaker 1: Lane number two is out of control.
Speaker 3: Donuts in the infield again.
Speaker 1: All right, Jennifer, hang on the phone for me. Oh my,
Speaker 1: all right, I got Monique.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Monique's in lane three. Monique, good morning, Good morning. How
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 2: I'm doing good? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm curious.
Speaker 2: I wish I would have asked everybody exactly where they are.
Speaker 1: Where are you, Monique? I'm at home? Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: Well, home cooking.
Speaker 1: So your vehicle today? What color? It's multi multi colored? Oh? Really? Okay,
Speaker 1: like a rainbow color. Yeah? Interesting? All right, so we
Speaker 1: got the rainbow surprise. What size eight? It's eight inches?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Tank over there?
Speaker 1: Where do you keep this beast in the garage? I mean,
Speaker 1: where is it? Now I should have asked this question
Speaker 1: of everybody.
Speaker 3: The two and a half car garage. Just the half
Speaker 3: a car means is it?
Speaker 1: Where? Does it live in the nightstand? Yeah, yeah, of
Speaker 1: course it does. Of course it. Does it take actual
Speaker 1: batteries or is it rechargeable? This one takes batteries. Takes
Speaker 1: the batteries. Yes, let's get some weight to eight inches plus.
Speaker 1: It's got batteries in it. It's rainbow colored. It is
Speaker 1: the Rainbow Nightmare. In lay number three, Monique, start your engine.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a taser. Oh why there you go?
Speaker 1: What are you hitting? Hitting the wall? Hit the wall?
Speaker 2: Okay, out, but come back to me, Come back to me, Moneique,
Speaker 2: Great job, all three of you.
Speaker 1: Great racing today, great racing this morning. Hang on, money,
Speaker 1: don't go anywhere.
Speaker 3: Are you all talied up?
Speaker 1: I am? Hang on. Let me get to fix this here, okay?
Speaker 2: Uh uh Crystal with the fleshy six inch, Jennifer with
Speaker 2: the the compact five inches compact, I don't like that.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: The Purple Monster and then the Rainbow Surprise in lane
Speaker 2: three with Monique.
Speaker 1: Crystal with her fleshy six inches. In League one, do
Speaker 1: you have hers your winner.
Speaker 3: I do not have her.
Speaker 1: You don't know she did great? Close second matter? Okay, interesting,
Speaker 1: so we might differ here.
Speaker 2: Crystal is out, Yes, it's it's the purple, a compact
Speaker 2: purple or the eight inch rainbow.
Speaker 1: What do you have as your winner?
Speaker 3: I have Jennifer and a little compact monster over there.
Speaker 1: I'll say that Kristal was in third place.
Speaker 2: For me, Monique and Jennifer, we're the two best performing
Speaker 2: vehicles this morning.
Speaker 1: I gave Monique and her.
Speaker 2: Rainbow surprise eight inches of it seven point five, Jennifer
Speaker 2: the compact, and for my small kings out there, she
Speaker 2: got an eight point five.
Speaker 4: She's the winner today. Here go, She's the winner today.
Speaker 4: It's not the size that matter. Ty your race, Jennifer
Speaker 4: in laying number two, don't ever call.
Speaker 1: A five inch anything compact.
Speaker 2: Please don't ever do that again, but promise I look,
Speaker 2: but the size does not matter here. You are the
Speaker 2: winner today in the book in.
Speaker 1: The Bible five hundred. Now, where were you.
Speaker 2: Doing all of this funny business?
Speaker 1: I was in my living room. Okay, yeah, so people
Speaker 1: are playing along at home. That makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: Most of these games people are in their car.
Speaker 2: Not today, Okay, Marty Grog Galveston, you want a guest,
Speaker 2: you get the right on my float VIP viewing for
Speaker 2: Brett Michaels. You're up on the balcony. We're going to
Speaker 2: get you the drink tickets, we'll get your beads to
Speaker 2: throw and all that stuff, and then we're throwing in
Speaker 2: mar Busfest tickets on top of that.
Speaker 1: Wow, oh my good friend, thank you. Purple Vibrator, right,
Speaker 1: are really paid off today? Oh man, this thing has
Speaker 1: been around for a long time too. Oh has it?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: It sounds just as fresh as the day that you
Speaker 1: you took it out of the clam Pac guys clammed
Speaker 1: it all right, awesome job today.
Speaker 2: Hang on,