Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media. Are they armed? Johnny mac with your
Speaker 1: Daily Comedy News John Stewart at the New York Comedy
Speaker 1: Festival started talking about Mayor elect Zorn Mamdani. John asked
Speaker 1: the crowd, are you excited about Mamdani? You're the ones
Speaker 1: moving out. Everybody's nervous. He's going to turn the city
Speaker 1: into a crap hole. That's why I moved here. Didn't
Speaker 1: we move here because New York's of crap hole? We
Speaker 1: didn't come here because it's nice. If you can't make
Speaker 1: it here, you can't make it anywhere. John said, I'm
Speaker 1: excited to see what the guy does. People say, are
Speaker 1: you worried about anti semitism? John's tag. I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you, I'm not worried about anti semitism. I mean
Speaker 1: I think anti semitism will be fine. Taylor Tomison heading
Speaker 1: back to television. Nope, she's not getting a late night
Speaker 1: talk show. Those are over. Apparently, she has filmed a
Speaker 1: new special at Michigan's Fountain Street Church, a one year
Speaker 1: old church in Grand Rapids. She do two warm up
Speaker 1: shows on the thirtieth and thirty first taped to perform
Speaker 1: is on the first She also directed this special, her fourth.
Speaker 1: Netflix has not yet announced a release date for the
Speaker 1: new special. Matt Rife will have a special, this one
Speaker 1: called Matt Rife Unwrapped, a Christmas CrowdWork Special. This one
Speaker 1: will be out on Netflix on December two. On the
Speaker 1: marysu dot com, Rachel Leischmann wrote, Matt Rife is now
Speaker 1: doing a CrowdWork special since his jokes didn't work. Rachel
Speaker 1: apparently not a fan, right. Matt Rife is a quote
Speaker 1: unquote comedian who often uses his CrowdWork to make people
Speaker 1: think he's good at stand up. So when his stand
Speaker 1: up specials inevitably failed, people realize quickly that he isn't
Speaker 1: as funny as his TikTok page. Let people believe now,
Speaker 1: the quote unquote comedian is releasing a special built entirely
Speaker 1: around crowd work. Why is that? Oh, because that's what
Speaker 1: Rife was quote unquote good at. Rachel Leishman writes, I
Speaker 1: don't like Rife's style of comedy. It's not really stand up.
Speaker 1: He just basically has a conversation with people and says
Speaker 1: things that people might deem funny. But he's not going
Speaker 1: into comedy shows with jokes prepared I'll comedy snow belong
Speaker 1: with you here, sure, but I have to understand the
Speaker 1: casuals sitting on the couch they hit play on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Did they laugh? Did they not laugh? Did they have
Speaker 1: a good time? Did they not have a good time?
Speaker 1: And they're going to have a good time watching Matt
Speaker 1: Rife do crowd work. Now, if you want to stand
Speaker 1: in the back at a comedy seller and smoke cigarettes
Speaker 1: and be a snob about it, I'll hang out with you.
Speaker 1: I get it. I do it all the time. On
Speaker 1: this podcast, Rachel writes, when did he prepare his jokes
Speaker 1: for his previous stand up specials? They were sexist and
Speaker 1: not at all funny. So what does it say about
Speaker 1: him as a comedian. He can talk to people, but
Speaker 1: ask him to write something and it's going to be
Speaker 1: offensive and rude. Chance with So, if you want to
Speaker 1: spend your holidays with Matt Rife, I guess your Christmas
Speaker 1: wish came true. I don't want to spend my holidays
Speaker 1: with Matt Rife. I mean, he's welcome, come over. I'll
Speaker 1: hang out with him. But the specials out December seconds,
Speaker 1: which you know isn't really the holidays, is it? Bret Goldstein,
Speaker 1: who has one of the best comedy specials of the year.
Speaker 1: He's going to star as an accidental male escort in
Speaker 1: a new series for Amazon Prime. It's called Escorted. Bret
Speaker 1: Goldstein will play a divorced father in Manhattan who accidentally
Speaker 1: becomes a male escort in this romantic comedy about second chances,
Speaker 1: the mayhem of cope, parenting, and whether real intimacy can
Speaker 1: ever be bought copyrighting rule of three. You want more
Speaker 1: things to watch on TV? Okay, how about Mike Tyson's
Speaker 1: Return of the Mike Tour. Mike is going to film
Speaker 1: a comedy special December fourteenth at the Seminole Hard Rock
Speaker 1: Hotel and Casino in Hollywood. Mike, who did not appear
Speaker 1: at the Riod Comedy Festival, has done some worse things
Speaker 1: in his life. You could look up his resume, but
Speaker 1: I guess we're all cool. Sure comedy special Why Not?
Speaker 1: Hard Rock and Netflix announced that Mike Tyson's highly anticipated
Speaker 1: live show Return of the Mike will be filmed for
Speaker 1: an upcoming global Netflix special, giving fans worldwide the chance
Speaker 1: to experience the boxing icon's most honest and hilarious performance yet.
Speaker 1: Mary Beth Baron. She's getting a Netflix special that's right
Speaker 1: known on the stand up side for her self aware,
Speaker 1: darkly postmodern material. Mary Beth Baron is also a writer
Speaker 1: and actor. No date yet on that special. Dany Kaaling
Speaker 1: is working on a new comedy called Not Suitable for
Speaker 1: Work that'll be on Hulu. So you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: decide do you support fascism in the ABC Disney Company?
Speaker 1: Where do you walk all the way upstairs and get
Speaker 1: the scrubs DVDs like those of us who are four
Speaker 1: freedom are doing up to you whatever you want. I
Speaker 1: like this bit. Not Suitable for Work has added twelve
Speaker 1: new cast members. That's a lot, mindy twelve. This does
Speaker 1: not include the one, two, three, four, five already announced leads.
Speaker 1: There's twelve additional people. What are we doing? Victor Garber
Speaker 1: will play West Dryden, the host of a prestigious investigative
Speaker 1: journalism ship. Greg German is David Teitelbaum, Josh's father and
Speaker 1: the powerful chairman of a major media conglomerate. Judy Gold
Speaker 1: will play paula longtime producer at the West Dryden show.
Speaker 1: Eggelnwotam will play Kate Woodson, the assistant head of School,
Speaker 1: an exclusive all girls private school in Manhattan. This sounds horrible.
Speaker 1: Harry Richardson has been cast as movie star internet boyfriend
Speaker 1: Austin Blanchette. Constance Wu has been cast as Vanessa Sue,
Speaker 1: an intense and demanding celebrity stylist. Laura Bell Bundy has
Speaker 1: been cast as AJ's mom. Amy Stella Everett will play Vivian,
Speaker 1: who's Josh's girlfriend who takes pride in her work as
Speaker 1: a social worker. May Hang plays Jocelyn, an associate at
Speaker 1: the New York Investment Bank Fisher Stassin. What are we doing?
Speaker 1: Bavesh Patel has been cast as Deleep, a VP at
Speaker 1: the New York Investment Bank Fisher Stassin. Oh, there's more,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to stop. This is what Mindy
Speaker 1: Kayling wants you to watch. Amelia Suarez has been cast
Speaker 1: as Elena, a smart and capable intern at the West
Speaker 1: Dryden Show. Michael Benjamin Washington has been cast as a
Speaker 1: landlord and aspiring dancer Antuan. There's no premier date yet
Speaker 1: for Not Suitable for Work. It'll be on Hulu again.
Speaker 1: If you want to support fascism, you can get Hulu
Speaker 1: and remember we as we've learned this week. Hilarious is
Speaker 1: where your career starts to go on the downside. Hi, mindy,
Speaker 1: how you doing? You want more TV? I have more TV.
Speaker 1: Rory scovel has been tapp is the co lead opposite
Speaker 1: Rachel Bloom in an ABC half hour pilot Do You
Speaker 1: Want Kids?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: ABC? At Disney. Those are those guys that kick Jimmy
Speaker 1: Kimmel off the air. So you got to decide do
Speaker 1: you like Rory scapable or is more fascism? You gotta pick? Here?
Speaker 1: Did I watch them Monday Night Football this week? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I have you two TV where there is no Disney,
Speaker 1: There's no conflict there, and I still won the football
Speaker 1: pool Scott Beckett. I don't need to watch the games,
Speaker 1: not just pick. I even told Scott Beckett what the
Speaker 1: system is. I'll tell all of you. If the spreads
Speaker 1: more than three and a half, take the points, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's the entire system. Anyway. On the fascist show Do
Speaker 1: You Want Kids, Rory plays Alex, Rachel Bloom plays Rosie,
Speaker 1: and the show delves into how their lives are dramatically
Speaker 1: altered in a sliding doors style exploration of one universe
Speaker 1: where they have a child and another where they don't.
Speaker 1: That is way too complicated for an ABC sitcom. Even
Speaker 1: in the time of freedom. ABC viewers can't handle that, guys.
Speaker 1: Vanity Fair asked David Kross about all those people that
Speaker 1: were going to leave the country if George W. Bush
Speaker 1: was elected. Cross said, back then, I thought it was
Speaker 1: a little hysterical and hyperbolic and dramatic, and I certainly
Speaker 1: didn't engage in that. But the difference is all the
Speaker 1: things we've discussed Ice as a bunch of proud boys,
Speaker 1: people enjoy beating people up and enjoying the kind of
Speaker 1: power and are now being given badges and guns and
Speaker 1: told go get them boys. And if that person points
Speaker 1: their camera at you and they're filming, you can go
Speaker 1: and curb stomp them. That's fine. And that old sixty
Speaker 1: five year old priest is trying to say, please, don't
Speaker 1: shove them in the street. They don't care about anybody
Speaker 1: but white nationalists. That's who's in the streets now. So
Speaker 1: that's different. You know, there's no law anymore, so yeah,
Speaker 1: things are a bit different. Cat Williams has defeated a
Speaker 1: lawsuit over a midtown brawl. This news out of Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Cat had been accused of assaulting four women outside Inn
Speaker 1: Atlanta club in twenty sixteen. The reports say, with a
Speaker 1: legal technicality, Cat Williams says dodged the lawsuit. The case
Speaker 1: was thrown out last week by a federal judge who
Speaker 1: said the women missed their deadline to serve Williams with
Speaker 1: their complaint despite receiving authority to use the US Marshal Service.
Speaker 1: That's all I know about it. I would like to
Speaker 1: tell you more, but that's all I half.
Speaker 2: Gossip Connor whispers in the street, gossip corn, probably about Pete.
Speaker 2: Gossip con Aware are the rumors meeting with Johnny Mack.
Speaker 2: It's always a tree.
Speaker 1: We are on gossip corner and it is about Pete
Speaker 1: from the Sun, which is not only the star at
Speaker 1: the center of the solar system in which you live,
Speaker 1: which gives you light and heat. It's also a UK
Speaker 1: tabloid and they say Pete Davidson and Colin, Joe Staten
Speaker 1: Island Ferry Retavoc. I've made myself laugh at my dumb jokes. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Retavoc on the New York City Marathon and caused major
Speaker 1: delays for runners. Now, I, as you know, am a
Speaker 1: two time New York City Marathon finisher. So I am
Speaker 1: on team Marathon here. What did these horrible faery people do?
Speaker 1: The faery guys they got some money from Nike. The
Speaker 1: faerry was painted red with Nike branding and the text
Speaker 1: NYC won't carry you, it pushes you run. The ferry
Speaker 1: was tugged into the waters near the Verizontal Bridge. A
Speaker 1: source tells the son again the newspaper not these are
Speaker 1: at the center of the solar system. Beaton Collins ferry
Speaker 1: caused a delay for runners taking the ferry to Staaten
Speaker 1: Island for the start of the marathon. Some people thought
Speaker 1: it was a joke, but it wasn't. You see, the
Speaker 1: runners ferries were leaving about twenty minutes later than they
Speaker 1: should have, and they were told there were issues with
Speaker 1: Staten Island helping the guys with the ferry was causing
Speaker 1: him back up on the river. Everybody was already anxious,
Speaker 1: so it was a bit frustrating. Now I can see
Speaker 1: that being stressful. As you know, I'm a two time
Speaker 1: year City Marathon finisher and I when I do the race,
Speaker 1: I take the ferry there because it's nice. You know,
Speaker 1: you get to like chill out on the boat a
Speaker 1: little bit and look out and you see the Statue
Speaker 1: of Liberty and you get good views of the New
Speaker 1: York Harbor. But then you have to get on a
Speaker 1: shuttle boss and then you have to get to the village,
Speaker 1: and you want to time that because if it's a
Speaker 1: little cold, and it was a little cold this year,
Speaker 1: you don't want to get to the village too early
Speaker 1: because then you're just standing around freezing, And then you
Speaker 1: have to decide, am I going to run in the
Speaker 1: sweatshirt that's keeping me warm? Or do you throw it away?
Speaker 1: I did it one year the first The second time
Speaker 1: I did it was warm. I just ran in what
Speaker 1: I brought. The first year, they had a system where
Speaker 1: a lot of people just throw their running gear away
Speaker 1: and just I don't know. I'm a bartender son, I
Speaker 1: just don't think that way. So you could pay to
Speaker 1: have your extra sweatshirt shipped back to you, which is
Speaker 1: what I did on my first marathon twelve years ago.
Speaker 1: I digress, So anyway, I could see how that would
Speaker 1: be stressful if you're like, hey, I just want to
Speaker 1: get to Staten Island. Why is Pete Davidson's ferry in
Speaker 1: my way from cron dot com. John mulaney spotted at
Speaker 1: a museum. Yeah, he was at the Manial Collection in Montrose.
Speaker 1: The museum posted John Mulaney dropped by the Manial Collection
Speaker 1: this morning, following his tour stop in Houston this over
Speaker 1: the weekend. Thank you for visiting out today. On the
Speaker 1: eight hundred pound Gorilla, Angela Johnson races, say I won't
Speaker 1: the Spanish dubbed release. That's interesting. The near Ak Comedy
Speaker 1: Festival continues with almost no buzz. Told you it's a
Speaker 1: big city. The lineup is just not there this year.
Speaker 1: Love the people, but they've had bigger in the past.
Speaker 1: All right, let's check out the schedule. Oh look, they
Speaker 1: listened to me. They added a new button. We can
Speaker 1: start with the date you actually want to look at. Wow,
Speaker 1: imagine that. Okay, I'm not reading you everything. I'm just
Speaker 1: going to tell you if I see any big names. No, no,
Speaker 1: Morgan Jay at seven. Let's say no Morgan Jay show
Speaker 1: at seven listed for a second time. I've told you
Speaker 1: this is not the best website. Let's say no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, they are extra sloppy today. Connor Wood presents
Speaker 1: Fibbs and Friends listed twice. He's at the Gramercy Theater
Speaker 1: at seven o'clock twice. No, No, the ever so serious
Speaker 1: Harry Condobolo. Yeah, he's at Union Hall at seven thirty.
Speaker 1: Good comedian there, serious man, but very good comedian Anthony
Speaker 1: DeVito and friends. Is Anthony DeVito? A name? Eight o'clock
Speaker 1: at grow thirty four. Emil jakem Is he a name?
Speaker 1: I guess he was on SNL eight o'clock at the
Speaker 1: Artlow Williamsburg. Boy, his show's listed twice too. Come on,
Speaker 1: New York Comedy Festival, get this together? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Natalie Cuomo? Is Natalie Cuomo a name? At the Bell
Speaker 1: House at ten o'clock and uh like five more nos.
Speaker 1: That's the New York Comedy Festival. Tonight the Flyover Comedy
Speaker 1: Festival kicks off in Saint Louis. Their headliners in clue
Speaker 1: as he'sin. Sorry, he's just back from the Riod Comedy Festival.
Speaker 1: So his tours included Saint Louis and Kyle Kanine, who's
Speaker 1: a Greek comic who was not at the real comedy festival.
Speaker 1: Patti Harrison and Dulce Sloan to receive their website's any
Speaker 1: good we should all right, I'm clicking on schedule here.
Speaker 1: All I want to know is who's playing? Oh they
Speaker 1: have grid technology. Wait, maybe it's time for me to
Speaker 1: just end the podcast. I may have completed my life's
Speaker 1: mission to have a comedy festival put out a schedule
Speaker 1: that is actually usable. Good job, flyover comedy festival. See here.
Speaker 1: It's really easy for me to tell you Kyle Canad
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock. We would absolutely go see Kyle if
Speaker 1: we were there. This is great. Bookmark this one for tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Tracy Morgan spoke to CBS about his time on Saturday
Speaker 1: Night Live. He said, when I first got there, I
Speaker 1: felt socially pushed away because it is like the whitest
Speaker 1: show in the world, and I don't want no one
Speaker 1: to portray me in a way that wasn't true. It
Speaker 1: was like I had the whole black community on my back. Lauren,
Speaker 1: let me know, Tracy, we didn't hire you because you're black.
Speaker 1: We hired you because you're funny. That changed at all.
Speaker 1: That's where I let go and I let god. Jim
Speaker 1: Brewer was on the cast at that same time, and
Speaker 1: he was friends with Tracy. Jim, what were your SNL
Speaker 1: days like Jim said, overall, I have great memories. Had
Speaker 1: come from a very blue collar family. We never went
Speaker 1: on vacations. We lived near JFK Airport. My dad worked
Speaker 1: in sanitation, sometimes with Barten during the week after work.
Speaker 1: My mom worked too, for Pan American Airlines. So being
Speaker 1: this kid from Long Island, I couldn't believe I was
Speaker 1: getting to meet all these bands stars came on the show.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that part, but it was really extremely
Speaker 1: competitive and there were a lot of egos and some backstabbing.
Speaker 1: That was tough. I also wrestled with some things I
Speaker 1: witnessed or learned about certain celebrities. My eyes opened. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe how they could get away with particular things.
Speaker 1: The mature me today could handle that. However, back then
Speaker 1: I really struggled emotionally with some of what I saw.
Speaker 1: All Right, Jim, did you have a favorite memory from SNL?
Speaker 1: Jim says, one has to be meeting Joe Peshey. I
Speaker 1: did in imitation of him, and he went out of
Speaker 1: his way to do a sketch with me. To sit
Speaker 1: and have a conversation with him was just incredible. I
Speaker 1: also enjoyed meeting Jack Nicholson. At the time, those guys
Speaker 1: were my idols, but my all time favorite memory he's
Speaker 1: making Lorne Michael's man. I have seen everything and everyone
Speaker 1: lose himself After the first time I imitated Joe Peshi
Speaker 1: and did goat Boy to watch him not be able
Speaker 1: to control his laughter. That's a moment I will never
Speaker 1: ever forget and that issue comedy needs for today. I'll
Speaker 1: catch you tomorrow.