WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.960 --> 00:00:06.160 One oh one point three Katie WB with Thallon and Cole. 2 00:00:06.759 --> 00:00:10.080 There's a conspiracy going around what and I found? 3 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:13.560 Oh lo it is two one. Our show is not 4 00:00:13.599 --> 00:00:14.960 even three seconds in. 5 00:00:15.279 --> 00:00:17.600 This has to do if you if you work or 6 00:00:17.600 --> 00:00:20.600 if you have a work. I have a job. This okay, 7 00:00:20.600 --> 00:00:23.679 this is for you. Then here's the thing. 8 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:27.359 This is how I find out I'm laid off possibly. 9 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:29.359 Oh my god, that would be such an iHeart thing 10 00:00:29.399 --> 00:00:31.480 to do right in the middle of the live radio break. 11 00:00:31.519 --> 00:00:32.719 Sorry found me, no longer need you. 12 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:35.439 We're gonna get to that in like literally six minutes. 13 00:00:35.439 --> 00:00:38.000 But we do have Katie Perry tickets today, So we do. 14 00:00:38.079 --> 00:00:39.920 We have Katy Perry tickets at four oh five, five 15 00:00:39.920 --> 00:00:42.240 oh five, with Caigo tickets around three thirty. 16 00:00:42.240 --> 00:00:43.719 I mean, what more could you want? 17 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:51.520 One oh one point three kd WB with Fallon and. 18 00:00:51.479 --> 00:00:53.759 Colt Colt, I have had a wild day. 19 00:00:54.679 --> 00:00:58.159 I went to do the TV show, got a spray 20 00:00:58.200 --> 00:00:59.600 tand went to a Chinese buffet. 21 00:00:59.880 --> 00:01:03.520 Theyre all flexus here, careful saying that fast. You're going 22 00:01:03.560 --> 00:01:05.879 to say something you regret. But what is that? Like 23 00:01:05.920 --> 00:01:08.120 a wild And I'm going to winefest tonight. 24 00:01:08.239 --> 00:01:09.560 What's happening. You don't do anything. 25 00:01:09.599 --> 00:01:13.120 Ever, Why it's so hurtful and so true. 26 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:17.439 It's funny for someone who doesn't. I really don't do anything. 27 00:01:17.480 --> 00:01:19.519 I do a lot. Actually, yeah, this is. 28 00:01:19.439 --> 00:01:20.599 Why you don't like doing anything. 29 00:01:20.680 --> 00:01:21.719 I don't like doing anything. 30 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:24.680 You do a lot. There's the thing happening right. 31 00:01:24.599 --> 00:01:27.439 Now where oh, why you're tell me I'm going to 32 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:27.959 lose my job. 33 00:01:28.120 --> 00:01:30.640 Sometimes you say a lot of stuff, and I'm like, dude, 34 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:33.120 she's so annoying. She doesn't know she's talking about. 35 00:01:33.239 --> 00:01:34.079 I understand to. 36 00:01:34.159 --> 00:01:36.760 You, even though we're supposed to best. I understand to you. 37 00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:39.040 I am the Peanuts teacher. 38 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:45.120 But yeah, for some reason, it always leads back to 39 00:01:45.159 --> 00:01:45.879 you being right. 40 00:01:46.079 --> 00:01:48.760 Okay, not always, just ninety nine percent of the time. 41 00:01:48.879 --> 00:01:50.400 You're saying this. A couple of months ago, you were like, 42 00:01:50.760 --> 00:01:54.359 there's job job posts that are like ghost posts, right 43 00:01:54.439 --> 00:01:54.719 they are. 44 00:01:54.760 --> 00:01:57.359 They're not real, they're not really looking, and people get 45 00:01:57.359 --> 00:01:59.719 so in their head. I've been applying, no one's hiring 46 00:01:59.719 --> 00:02:01.079 me because it's not a real job. 47 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:03.079 Okay, So now they're taking it back to the job 48 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:05.599 search engines, like indeed, a lot of people use you 49 00:02:05.599 --> 00:02:07.359 go on there, you search like jobs and you'll put 50 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:08.479 Minneapolis and you'll be. 51 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:10.719 Like, marketing, how far out of it I am? I 52 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:11.000 did not. 53 00:02:11.199 --> 00:02:13.520 I've never heard of indeed, other than indeed brewing here 54 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:14.759 in the Twin Cities, I've. 55 00:02:14.560 --> 00:02:15.639 Never heard of that job site. 56 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:18.520 So now people are saying that it's not even a 57 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:21.039 real job. So like, indeed, we'll go and they'll find 58 00:02:21.039 --> 00:02:23.159 these businesses and they'll just be like, they need a 59 00:02:23.199 --> 00:02:26.000 social media coordinator, but they don't really if you go 60 00:02:26.039 --> 00:02:29.000 to the actual like website of the business, they're not 61 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:32.960 hiring anybody. But what indeed does is you apply through Indeed, 62 00:02:33.479 --> 00:02:35.960 then they have all your data, yeah, and then they 63 00:02:36.039 --> 00:02:38.159 sell all of your data. So they have all these 64 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:40.280 fake jobs up there, and everybody's like, oh, hopefully I 65 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:42.639 get this interview or whatever you hit enter, but then 66 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:44.960 they just have all your information they sell it, yeah, 67 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:46.639 and then that's how they're making all their money. 68 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:52.280 So okay, number one, Yes, that's awful. Number two, that's 69 00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:53.919 sort of what I said when I talked about this 70 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:55.560 a couple of months ago. But it was also in 71 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:59.159 combination with there's something about when a company is public, 72 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:02.319 they have to look like they're growing, So they make 73 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:03.599 these posts which aren't real? 74 00:03:03.680 --> 00:03:04.120 Number one. 75 00:03:04.159 --> 00:03:08.479 Another thing was it kind of provides data for companies 76 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:10.000 like who's actually in the market. 77 00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:11.879 Also, how messed up is that? 78 00:03:11.919 --> 00:03:14.240 What if you're the social media manager for that company 79 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:16.840 and you see a job posting for your job, I'd 80 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:18.080 be like, oh my god, I'm losing my job. 81 00:03:18.080 --> 00:03:20.520 I ever happened to a handshake going into a business 82 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:24.599 being like, hey, no one's trust shake hands, I'll do 83 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:26.800 good work. Boom? What happened to that? 84 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:28.599 I think Todd wasn't doing a lot of good work, 85 00:03:29.159 --> 00:03:30.599 things like this ain't my job. 86 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:33.479 I need to keywords and things my resume. 87 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:36.000 Yeah that is so sketchy, but I mean, I guess 88 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:39.879 you have to risk giving your info over to indeed, 89 00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:42.319 because you still if you're looking for a job, you 90 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:44.439 still got to apply and if in case it's real. 91 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:46.319 Now they're saying you should just do it through the website. 92 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:47.879 Like if you go to the website and go to 93 00:03:47.879 --> 00:03:51.039 the website and I'm oh, hot tip, then yeah, hot, 94 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:52.199 that's a hot hot tip. 95 00:03:52.719 --> 00:03:56.680 Got cult. It was a lot of yap on my part. 96 00:03:56.840 --> 00:04:00.919 I apologize. I really buried the lead there. M hmm, okay, well, 97 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:02.560 hot tip, you're welcome if you're out there searching for 98 00:04:02.639 --> 00:04:02.919 a job. 99 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:04.120 Your life has just been changed. 100 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:06.719 Boom and one thousand dollars. We could change your life 101 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:11.080 again with some money in ten minutes. At KDWB dot com. 102 00:04:11.520 --> 00:04:14.840 It's the unbelievable story of the day on one oh 103 00:04:14.879 --> 00:04:15.479 one point. 104 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:16.800 Three k WB. 105 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:22.720 Okay, I understand the sentiment behind this. I just I 106 00:04:22.839 --> 00:04:26.040 get it, and it's nice. It's a great gesture, but 107 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:29.199 it just feels there's something a little weird about it. Okay, 108 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:33.519 you're a mother. Thank you Mother's Day right around the corner. Yeah, 109 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:36.000 let me ask you what you think about this. A 110 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:39.040 high school senior knew his mom didn't go to prom 111 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:45.279 because she was pregnant at the time, scandalous, so he 112 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:49.800 decided to ditch his prom day and asked his mom 113 00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:53.199 to go with him to prom, and he said if she. 114 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:55.279 She initially said no, I'm not gonna do that. It 115 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:57.360 feels weird. He said that, I'm not going to go 116 00:04:57.399 --> 00:04:59.000 to my own prom and I'm gonna miss it because 117 00:04:59.079 --> 00:05:02.920 you it'll be a generational missing prom unless you say yes. 118 00:05:03.199 --> 00:05:04.519 Okay, I see what he's doing. 119 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:14.360 She ended up going Okay, sick, feels like what I 120 00:05:14.360 --> 00:05:16.680 don't know. It just feels weird, right am I? 121 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:19.000 No, No, I think it's sweet. 122 00:05:18.800 --> 00:05:21.319 You think it okay? All right? Maybe I'm missing is. 123 00:05:21.279 --> 00:05:24.399 That it's yes, that's the full story. 124 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:28.800 That's for me. It feels so so awkward, that's yeah. 125 00:05:28.839 --> 00:05:30.839 Of course in reality, you don't want to take your 126 00:05:30.839 --> 00:05:31.639 mom to prom. 127 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:32.120 I get it. 128 00:05:32.160 --> 00:05:33.519 But he's trying to do like a thing where you 129 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:37.680 give her another chance. It's not like there's some weird relationship. 130 00:05:36.879 --> 00:05:39.279 With them ruining everybody else's prom. It's like, no one 131 00:05:39.279 --> 00:05:41.800 wants your mom there. Bro, that's a fair point. That's 132 00:05:41.839 --> 00:05:43.480 a fair point, you know what I mean. Now there's 133 00:05:43.480 --> 00:05:47.079 a there's a just an actual adult. 134 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:49.519 Just in the pretty adults there. 135 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:55.879 It's not the same Chad's mom is here dancing, working. Yeah, 136 00:05:55.959 --> 00:05:58.639 what the heck? What's going on? I don't know. 137 00:05:58.759 --> 00:06:01.680 Some parents are really fun, you enjoyed extually. There are 138 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:03.680 some parents I would totally be down with hanging out with, 139 00:06:03.720 --> 00:06:05.120 and then of course there are the ones you don't 140 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:07.720 want around. He was just trying to do something nice 141 00:06:07.759 --> 00:06:08.759 and wholesome for his mom. 142 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:10.600 I feel like if you're doing the worm and a prom, 143 00:06:11.079 --> 00:06:13.120 like into your thirties or forties or fifties. 144 00:06:13.279 --> 00:06:15.240 You do it at every wedding in you're in your thirties. 145 00:06:15.319 --> 00:06:17.120 Yeah, but it's a wedding, it's not a prom. 146 00:06:17.519 --> 00:06:18.160 You've done it. 147 00:06:19.079 --> 00:06:21.040 You did it on our boat cruise, you did it 148 00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:23.319 at the State Fair. You literally did it in the 149 00:06:23.360 --> 00:06:25.720 hallway earlier to do it everywhere. 150 00:06:25.839 --> 00:06:28.199 That's not you did it. 151 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:31.360 I invited you to my daughter's communion and you did 152 00:06:31.399 --> 00:06:32.240 it across. 153 00:06:32.600 --> 00:06:36.160 I'm sorry. I didn't have any entertainment. It was Lane 154 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:40.439 waiting for her to get some communion work. 155 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:42.439 I'm not Catholic. By the way. 156 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:43.759 Someone's gonna turn it up a little bit. 157 00:06:43.839 --> 00:06:47.120 Okay, got it, got it? Yeah, it's crazy. 158 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:49.240 I was gonna do a story about how dogs evolved 159 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:51.600 eyebrows over time to become more likable. 160 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:54.240 But no, no, no. 161 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:58.319 Because you chose to do that story instead, Let's do 162 00:06:58.360 --> 00:07:01.199 that histor really around like four or three forty. 163 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:03.279 I don't know if I have time for that, because 164 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:04.120 that sounds awesome. 165 00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:05.639 I just thought you were gonna be weirded out with me. 166 00:07:05.800 --> 00:07:07.519 I didn't know you were down was going to prom. 167 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:09.800 It's not that. I mean, it's weird, but it's not. 168 00:07:09.920 --> 00:07:11.279 You made it seem like there was gonna be like, 169 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:13.319 but she hooked up with one of his friends, because 170 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:14.639 that's where I thought you were going. 171 00:07:14.680 --> 00:07:19.040 It's so weird on one on one point three jd WB. 172 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:23.800 I love the fact that randomly they're like checking out, 173 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:27.800 you know, yesterday they have the big Pope reveal. Oh yeah, 174 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:31.639 huge audience, like, what the hell that's Harry Styles. Harry 175 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:33.639 Styles was randomly in the Vatican crowd? 176 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:34.399 What a bouse? 177 00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:35.480 Like? 178 00:07:35.639 --> 00:07:37.439 Was he in town? Was he in town already to do? 179 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:38.720 Fly in for it? I have a lot of questions. 180 00:07:38.759 --> 00:07:40.759 I just think that they're tight, they're homies, they go 181 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:41.279 way back. 182 00:07:42.639 --> 00:07:43.639 It just doesn't seem likely. 183 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:45.279 I don't feel like Harry Styles is hanging out with 184 00:07:45.319 --> 00:07:49.160 a lot of people in Chicago. Maybe, but fun fact 185 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:52.879 the Pope being from Chicago, he has played Wordle and 186 00:07:52.920 --> 00:07:54.079 he has watched Conclave. 187 00:07:54.279 --> 00:07:56.000 Okay, that's solid. 188 00:07:56.199 --> 00:07:57.959 Just love a little fun facts like that. 189 00:07:58.000 --> 00:08:01.040 It just makes me so happy. Oh, by the way, 190 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:04.240 are you watching your Friends and Neighbors the new John 191 00:08:04.240 --> 00:08:07.600 ham Show on Apple TV? No, Jake and I it's 192 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:12.319 like kind of our new show since like White Lotus ended, 193 00:08:12.360 --> 00:08:15.600 you know, yeah, and the Pit ended. Sure, very much 194 00:08:15.680 --> 00:08:18.199 into it. John hamm continues to be my number one 195 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:21.560 heart throb. Why is that he's hot? He has confidence, 196 00:08:22.199 --> 00:08:24.360 There's something about him that I feel like he would 197 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:25.040 just dominate. 198 00:08:25.839 --> 00:08:27.480 So pretty much is everything I'm not? 199 00:08:27.879 --> 00:08:29.680 Yes, yes, exactly. 200 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:33.559 RuPaul's Drag Race All Star Season ten debuts tonight on 201 00:08:33.639 --> 00:08:36.919 Paramount Plus. This season has a lot of great guest judges, 202 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:41.600 including Chapel Rowan, Ariana Grande, Cynthia Rivo, Sarah Michelle, Gellar, 203 00:08:42.039 --> 00:08:46.080 Coleman Domingo. The All Star season features eighteen queens split 204 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:48.759 into three groups of six. Ice Spice actually gets a 205 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:51.559 front row seat to judge the season debut episode. 206 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:53.559 So me too. 207 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:55.879 But I haven't seen Ice Spice in a minute other 208 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.240 than like when she hangs out with Taylor Swift at 209 00:08:58.279 --> 00:09:01.519 the suits of football games. Yeah, but it has been 210 00:09:01.559 --> 00:09:05.440 a minute. So this weekend on SNL, Walton Goggins is 211 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:07.279 the host. I believe it's the season finale, and there 212 00:09:07.279 --> 00:09:09.720 are whispers that his co star Amy lou Wood can 213 00:09:09.759 --> 00:09:12.000 make a cameo. Now it would be smart to do 214 00:09:12.039 --> 00:09:15.480 that for a couple of reasons. One, they probably just 215 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.080 want people to stop talking about there being a beef 216 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:20.559 between them. I mean they started following each other again, 217 00:09:20.600 --> 00:09:22.799 I think to do that, But also it would show 218 00:09:22.960 --> 00:09:24.840 kind of like a we've forgiven each other and we've 219 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:27.279 moved on from where SNL made fun of her a 220 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:29.960 couple of weeks ago and she was hurt by it, 221 00:09:30.000 --> 00:09:32.360 So it could be like an olive branch situation. So 222 00:09:32.440 --> 00:09:34.600 I could see it making sense that she would stop 223 00:09:34.639 --> 00:09:39.240 in How crazy is this moment? Simon cal is used 224 00:09:39.240 --> 00:09:42.600 to be at least the harshest critic on American Idol, 225 00:09:43.159 --> 00:09:47.519 and I feel like this is a kind of extreme 226 00:09:47.639 --> 00:09:50.360 way to judge. But a man, he said, once asked 227 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:53.360 him to review him hooking up and that he would 228 00:09:53.399 --> 00:09:55.759 pay him one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to get 229 00:09:55.799 --> 00:09:57.720 like a review of it, and Simon call said he 230 00:09:57.759 --> 00:09:59.679 did have to decline that request. 231 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:03.440 Yeah, I just feel like that's such easy money, dude. 232 00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:05.799 But I guess you don't want to see other people. 233 00:10:05.960 --> 00:10:07.759 Maybe is that what they didn't want to see that 234 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:08.840 specific person. 235 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:10.840 I just think one hundred fifty thousand dollars is not 236 00:10:10.879 --> 00:10:11.440 worth it to him. 237 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:13.000 He's like, I don't want to watch you common or 238 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:17.320 random weirdo guys sex tape like pass, I mean like 239 00:10:17.480 --> 00:10:20.879 pass and he has a lot of money. Yeah, it's 240 00:10:21.080 --> 00:10:25.120 Simon cal the person who had a successful business because 241 00:10:25.120 --> 00:10:27.039 his dad gave him like a million dollars a start. 242 00:10:27.399 --> 00:10:30.240 Then something happened where he lost his successful business, so 243 00:10:30.279 --> 00:10:32.240 he started another one. It's like, yeah, you made a 244 00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:34.399 lot of yourself, but you also had such an advantage 245 00:10:34.399 --> 00:10:37.039 where your dad could give you a million dollars to 246 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:37.720 start a business. 247 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:39.000 I would like to leave out that part. 248 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:39.399 Yeah. 249 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:43.039 Also, Lord announced she's going on tour. She's going to 250 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:47.720 be promoting her upcoming album and I checked it out. 251 00:10:47.799 --> 00:10:49.759 She will be coming to the Twin City. She's going 252 00:10:49.799 --> 00:10:52.799 to be at the Armory on October eleventh. Tickets are 253 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:56.120 going on sale Friday, May sixteenth, So just to give 254 00:10:56.120 --> 00:10:57.639 you a heads up that you have like a pre sale. 255 00:10:57.639 --> 00:10:59.039 But I'm guessing you have to be part of some 256 00:10:59.159 --> 00:11:02.159 kind of something or other to access that. 257 00:11:02.279 --> 00:11:07.759 And I don't know what Lord's fans are called. Lordis Lord, LORDI, Lordie, Lord, 258 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:09.200 Lodi could be that Lord. 259 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:11.159 It's your pop culture Minute. It's brought to you by 260 00:11:11.240 --> 00:11:14.200 Ovo Lasigan Lens. Around three point thirty. We're gonna have 261 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:16.600 your Caigo tickets four oh five and five oh five. 262 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:19.120 Katie Perry tickets and don't forget Monday, we kick off 263 00:11:19.559 --> 00:11:21.159 Jelly Roll and Post Malone tickets. 264 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:21.919 Your chance to win. 265 00:11:21.879 --> 00:11:24.440 Every thirty minutes. Set an alarm on your phone that 266 00:11:24.480 --> 00:11:26.320 kicks off at seven oh five. We're gonna come back 267 00:11:26.360 --> 00:11:33.320 with anyone listening. Who on KDWB one oh one point 268 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:37.039 three KATWB. We are fallon and cold going into Mother's 269 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:38.720 Day weekend. Quick question for you cold? 270 00:11:38.919 --> 00:11:39.720 What's up? Well? 271 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:41.759 You have planned for your wife or Mother's Day weekend? 272 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:44.759 She is going to a wedding this weekend. So today 273 00:11:44.759 --> 00:11:47.360 we went to breakfast. We had a little brunch guys 274 00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:50.919 hope breakfast bar or whatever it's called in the West End, Yes, 275 00:11:51.159 --> 00:11:53.720 and the five and then we we're gonna do like 276 00:11:53.759 --> 00:11:55.879 a dinner and we have yea take the girls. Every 277 00:11:55.960 --> 00:11:58.200 year we do shopping and get flowers and all that stuff. 278 00:11:58.200 --> 00:11:59.240 So yeah tonight. 279 00:11:59.519 --> 00:12:01.360 Yeah, well for the weekends. She gets back Sunday. At 280 00:12:01.399 --> 00:12:03.559 some points, okay, yeah. 281 00:12:03.120 --> 00:12:06.240 I called my husband today like chit chatting about different things, 282 00:12:06.240 --> 00:12:07.879 and I was like, it was like so loud. 283 00:12:07.879 --> 00:12:09.960 I was like, where are you mall of America mind 284 00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:10.480 your business? 285 00:12:10.519 --> 00:12:12.360 And I was like, okay, well, now I know you're 286 00:12:12.399 --> 00:12:14.000 looking for a Mother's Day gift from me, and why 287 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:15.480 you had to be so sharp about being at Mall 288 00:12:15.519 --> 00:12:19.639 of America. God, I was like, also, don't buy me anything. 289 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:23.360 I don't need anything. Yeah, let's just go to brunt. No. 290 00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:26.039 If we went to brunch and my daughter already got 291 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:27.799 me a card, she did the thing where she fills 292 00:12:27.840 --> 00:12:30.200 in the the like sentences, you know, for like my 293 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:32.639 mom is blank, yes, and she burns me every time. 294 00:12:32.679 --> 00:12:33.600 The top one is hurtful. 295 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:36.320 My mom's name is she put omo omo, so she 296 00:12:36.399 --> 00:12:37.279 spelled mom wrong. 297 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:40.399 I almost said something I don't know if she's in 298 00:12:40.399 --> 00:12:41.559 the car though, and. 299 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:44.039 Then it says I don't remember dot dot dot, I 300 00:12:44.279 --> 00:12:47.879 remember my name in the world, but I couldn't. But 301 00:12:47.879 --> 00:12:49.519 I couldn't say that because she was so proud of 302 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:50.240 it her face. 303 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:52.559 I had to be like, Yeah, it's her. You're just mom, 304 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:55.399 and that's nice, that's very post I'm just mom. 305 00:12:55.759 --> 00:12:57.159 Yeah, I should do a parody to that. 306 00:12:58.200 --> 00:13:02.440 Anyone listening who got a dope gift for Mother's Day 307 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:04.559 something awesome, It could be anything. 308 00:13:04.639 --> 00:13:06.360 One of my buddies for Father's Day, he got a 309 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:09.240 motorcycle and I was like, that's wild, that's crazy. 310 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:10.559 That doesn't even make sense. 311 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:12.840 I feel like, did you what did you get where? 312 00:13:12.840 --> 00:13:18.279 You were like, this is awesome. My father got my 313 00:13:18.279 --> 00:13:21.799 my stepmom a vacuum one year and that was just 314 00:13:22.159 --> 00:13:24.399 that's always. That was the lesson I learned when I 315 00:13:24.440 --> 00:13:26.960 was six. I was like, never, never. 316 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:30.120 She specifically asked for it, right, non dude. 317 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:34.440 It was diabolical. The reaction, well, yeah, she was like 318 00:13:34.519 --> 00:13:37.679 why would I want this? Why why would you give me? 319 00:13:37.879 --> 00:13:39.879 Oh dude, it was I was like, Dad, that's even 320 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:41.600 I know, and I'm six, that's crazy. 321 00:13:43.159 --> 00:13:45.039 You can give us a call six five one nine 322 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:47.759 eight nine Katie w BF you fall into either these categories, 323 00:13:47.919 --> 00:13:52.039 or are you supposed to be working remotely at the 324 00:13:52.120 --> 00:13:56.600 moment but you're doing something else like running errands. We 325 00:13:56.639 --> 00:13:58.279 aren't going to ask you where you work, baby, We 326 00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:00.399 would never put you on blast like that. But let's 327 00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:03.440 be honest. If your boss hears it, it's probably because 328 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:06.879 they're also not working and they're also doing something that 329 00:14:06.919 --> 00:14:09.279 we've been working. Give us a call six five one, 330 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:12.080 nine eight nine, KATIEWB anyone listening who got a dope 331 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:13.759 gift for Mother's Day? Or is supposed to be working 332 00:14:13.759 --> 00:14:16.559 remotely at the moment, but instead you're doing something else 333 00:14:16.720 --> 00:14:23.639 or running errands to katiewb ansay one on one point three, 334 00:14:23.759 --> 00:14:27.000 Katiew Fallon and Colt heads up postmone you just heard him. 335 00:14:27.039 --> 00:14:29.320 We have tickets for you starting Monday. It's seven oh five. 336 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:32.480 You're never more than thirty minutes away from winning those tickets. 337 00:14:32.519 --> 00:14:34.399 Post alone, jelly Roll. They're coming to the Twin City. 338 00:14:34.559 --> 00:14:39.039 So next week it's a tam tween THEWS tickets. Anyone 339 00:14:39.080 --> 00:14:41.879 listening who We're doing that right now. If you want 340 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:42.960 to be a part of it, you can call her 341 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:45.720 text got a dope gift for Mother's Day? Or is 342 00:14:45.720 --> 00:14:48.639 supposed to be working remotely but you're not at the moment, 343 00:14:48.679 --> 00:14:51.120 you're actually running some errans are doing something else. We 344 00:14:51.159 --> 00:14:52.519 got this text. I got a two nights day by 345 00:14:52.519 --> 00:14:54.279 myself at the Radison Blue Mall of America. 346 00:14:54.480 --> 00:14:55.039 That's sick. 347 00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:58.240 This textas I expect it every year. But we go 348 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:00.600 to Luther through the weekend shop eating explore. It's my 349 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:01.320 favorite tradition. 350 00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:02.399 That's super cool. 351 00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:05.639 This text says, I am supposed to be working, but 352 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:09.559 I left out left out at twelve to pick up 353 00:15:09.559 --> 00:15:12.159 a birthday stuff because I'm headed to the goodwill now 354 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:14.000 to drop stuff and I'm gonna mow the lawn after 355 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:16.039 some can be showered by four for a party of 356 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:16.600 five point thirty. 357 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:18.279 It looks like a Saturday for you right now. 358 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:20.919 Also, this is really this is also really hurtful. The 359 00:15:20.919 --> 00:15:24.120 person then follow up texted and said, you're not invited. Laugh, 360 00:15:24.240 --> 00:15:25.000 cry emoji. 361 00:15:26.200 --> 00:15:28.879 I never even texted and asked to come to the party. 362 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:31.879 The disrespect, and now I kind of want to go. 363 00:15:32.159 --> 00:15:34.279 It's exactly what their plan is and it's working. I've 364 00:15:34.279 --> 00:15:35.519 never wanted to go to a party more than my 365 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:37.440 And also the party starts at five. There, it's a 366 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:40.879 perfect time for a party start. Here's a text. Every Friday, 367 00:15:40.919 --> 00:15:42.440 I work from home. I clean my house and do 368 00:15:42.519 --> 00:15:44.840 laundry between calls and urgent work, so I can enjoy 369 00:15:44.879 --> 00:15:46.720 my weekend as long as I show up with my calls. 370 00:15:47.080 --> 00:15:49.639 It ain't nobody's business. Oh my god. 371 00:15:49.679 --> 00:15:54.320 The birthday party party person texted again. They say, also 372 00:15:54.440 --> 00:15:55.559 Costco was bananas. 373 00:15:57.759 --> 00:15:58.159 Okay. 374 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:01.440 The party persons now to Rebenen and they've also been 375 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:02.200 to Costco. 376 00:16:02.360 --> 00:16:04.679 You gotta go to Costco today. That's so cool. 377 00:16:05.080 --> 00:16:06.000 So let me get this straight. 378 00:16:06.080 --> 00:16:08.480 This person has been wait and they're supposed to be 379 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:10.519 out of desk, they're supposed to be working. They've gone 380 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:13.759 to Goodwill drop off stuff, they mowed their lawn, they 381 00:16:13.799 --> 00:16:16.679 went to Costco. Also, they can shower by four for 382 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:19.440 a five point thirty party that we are not invited to. 383 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:23.039 Dude, I get it now. It's so annoying when companies 384 00:16:23.080 --> 00:16:25.159 are like, you gotta come back to the office. But 385 00:16:25.279 --> 00:16:28.399 this is why you can't just be landscaping. 386 00:16:28.519 --> 00:16:30.480 Hey, as long as she's getting her job done, what's 387 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:32.159 in my business? Exactly like this person. 388 00:16:32.240 --> 00:16:34.000 Wait, actually I'm not on their side anymore because of 389 00:16:34.039 --> 00:16:36.360 the disrespectful no party invite. 390 00:16:36.480 --> 00:16:40.559 Which category do you fall into? So I'm remote supposed 391 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:43.480 to be working, but I'm going to the dog park. 392 00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:46.000 Yeah you are, day, that's all. 393 00:16:46.159 --> 00:16:49.960 You know what, You probably get a mandate at least 394 00:16:50.080 --> 00:16:54.279 thirty minutes a day lunch break, right, and did you 395 00:16:54.279 --> 00:16:56.960 already take that today? 396 00:16:57.799 --> 00:16:59.279 She's like one hundred percent. 397 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:01.879 Listen, just chalk it up to this. Like let's say 398 00:17:02.120 --> 00:17:04.400 you're like a smoker, you know what I mean? But 399 00:17:04.480 --> 00:17:06.400 you you you would go to work, you would take 400 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:09.640 like five minute smoke break every every hour, I guess, right, 401 00:17:09.720 --> 00:17:10.799