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Speaker 4: I wish I had a frog costume like that, like
Speaker 4: that guy that does like the you know, the therapy.
Speaker 2: It's like he's a expecting you to, uh like appear
Speaker 2: with some sort of frog thing on your head.
Speaker 4: I know, yea, I wish I can't, but I have
Speaker 4: a whole bin full of costumes.
Speaker 2: I should.
Speaker 4: Probably I need it My next goal is to get
Speaker 4: an SS uniform costume. Guess kid again. I mean, I'm canceled.
Speaker 4: Welcome back, everybody to the show. Welcome back. I'm your host,
Speaker 4: Tom kat Ak. Tom Thompson, though raptilian. You can check
Speaker 4: out my music on all music platforms. You could say
Speaker 4: I'm an amphibian type creature maybe, you know, like with
Speaker 4: my my hip hop name, you know, and and even
Speaker 4: when I was on I was just on Forbidden Knowledge
Speaker 4: News and so come out a couple of weeks. But
Speaker 4: you know, people that watch this stuff live and you
Speaker 4: get it on YouTube and rumble. We usually, as I've said,
Speaker 4: we'll go live for things before the like weeks and
Speaker 4: sometimes before the audio comes out. And you know, he
Speaker 4: like Chris labeled a Tom Cap but I was like,
Speaker 4: I might as well dig my feet into this raptilian
Speaker 4: thing more and uh and.
Speaker 2: People like people like, why do you have that name?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, really it started because of a joke
Speaker 4: my buddies, like you know I did.
Speaker 2: I was Tom Thompson.
Speaker 4: I was Negative way back in the day when I
Speaker 4: first started recording. Originally it was like TCP. It was
Speaker 4: terrible some of my hip hop names. Negative was because
Speaker 4: I wrapped about everything negative, but it stuck because of
Speaker 4: a joke, because of a buddy at work was like,
Speaker 4: you talk about you should call yourself the Raptilian and
Speaker 4: I was like, that's hilarious, and then so I did.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: So, yes, it's not a beer I quit drinking, but
Speaker 4: it's it's for energy and metabolism. I've been pretty much
Speaker 4: sober for like two weeks. I did have two beers
Speaker 4: at a work party and we were outside on the
Speaker 4: patio and I kept going off about the white genocide
Speaker 4: and there's lots of people looking at us because there
Speaker 4: was like ten of us at a tables.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just drinking, playing old peppermin tea. I've just
Speaker 2: came back from having all my limbs broken and stretched
Speaker 2: and everything. That's fine, yeah, but this is a really
Speaker 2: good way for me to decompress for an hour post train.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I get to talk about my
Speaker 2: favorite personal art, which is Frogman. And for everybody looking
Speaker 2: at the video aspect of this, I have my favorite
Speaker 2: T shirt of all time on me right now. We'll
Speaker 2: probably it says milf. But it's not just a regular milf.
Speaker 2: It's a man. I love the frog Man, so fine,
Speaker 2: tell me that T shirt is not bad us.
Speaker 4: So and it's not from the film that you said. Yep, yep,
Speaker 4: that's hilarious. And obviously for all the fans out there
Speaker 4: that have now heard the Clergy episode, both parts and
Speaker 4: stuff like that, because we just released on audio time
Speaker 4: this comes out like I want everyone I want to
Speaker 4: say again right that I know we have all fans
Speaker 4: of all walks of life, color and creed and.
Speaker 2: I love all people, I really do.
Speaker 4: And and people can take what they want from the
Speaker 4: things that we say on the show, but I'm going
Speaker 4: to point out things that are obvious all the time,
Speaker 4: Like I'm not gonna just just shut my mouth because
Speaker 4: some people might find it offensive. The whole premise of
Speaker 4: the show was not for the easily offended. So and
Speaker 4: we're gonna bounce around from certain more serious topics to
Speaker 4: really fun stuff like this The Frogman, like cryptids are
Speaker 4: always fun to get into. And I've heard about the
Speaker 4: Frogman for a while, like me and Billy talked about
Speaker 4: the Lizard Man that should be out the time this
Speaker 4: is out, And the same kind of premise that there's
Speaker 4: lots of stories of similar creatures. Do you remember the
Speaker 4: first time that you heard about the Frogman.
Speaker 2: I feel like it was on some podcasts and I
Speaker 2: probably should give him a shout out, but I actually
Speaker 2: don't remember which one, but I remember just coming across
Speaker 2: randomly on some like cryptid podcast and at first I
Speaker 2: was like, wait a second, they just made up a
Speaker 2: like their own CRYPTI if they just want, like, let
Speaker 2: me see like Frogman or dog Man or you know,
Speaker 2: just something random. I was like, this can't be real,
Speaker 2: And especially when I found out he had isn't that Frogman?
Speaker 2: Isn't he a Marvel superhero? I wanted the figure of him.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious if I find it somewhere. I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is like people are going to think after
Speaker 2: this episode, I have a fetish for fucking frogs or something.
Speaker 2: I'm actually going to get a I was going to
Speaker 2: get a Frogman tattoo instead of the terrifier one on
Speaker 2: my wrist. I was actually going to get the frog
Speaker 2: Man holding his wand with the sparks Like, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: so weird.
Speaker 4: We'll get into that, Like it's just this is so bizarre, right,
Speaker 4: what's going.
Speaker 2: I love about it. It's just so random. It's like
Speaker 2: a bipedal frog who carries a one and in some
Speaker 2: of the versions he has like a this cloak like this,
Speaker 2: it has like these collars sticking off like that. Like
Speaker 2: that's like my favorite thing ever.
Speaker 4: It's so funny and kind of cute, right, And there's
Speaker 4: so many different cryptids, like when when there's gonna be
Speaker 4: like a coon cryptid, you know, coon man, and it's.
Speaker 2: Just like a raccoon. Like, there's so many weird ones.
Speaker 4: Eventually, like I would I wouldn't mind getting the weirdest
Speaker 4: one I've ever heard of. And I think next year
Speaker 4: we should definitely cover this is is it?
Speaker 2: I can think it's called like the Gobbler. I don't know,
Speaker 2: something like it's a it's a turkey cryptid. Interesting, is
Speaker 2: that gat?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think I may have heard of that terrifier is
Speaker 2: my homeboy? Yes, oh there's Yeah, there's the person who
Speaker 2: decided to photo shot me with mafro. Yeah so funny.
Speaker 4: Great, Just wait, I've seen you like that that picture
Speaker 4: of us as.
Speaker 2: The beges Jesus you know what? It made you look terrible.
Speaker 2: It's like just because I meant to message it because
Speaker 2: I was like, if I was going to be any
Speaker 2: of those, that's probably who i'd be, because if I
Speaker 2: grew my hair, it would be like that kind of
Speaker 2: half bald, like it kind of looked.
Speaker 4: It works out perfect because Billy looks like the other guy.
Speaker 2: We should do it after Halloween. We should dress up
Speaker 2: with the Beges. Oh man, there's so many.
Speaker 4: Because I was when I'm like, you know, for all
Speaker 4: the fans I like, I throw together dumb or I
Speaker 4: don't even care if like one person likes it, like
Speaker 4: it's a it's a joke. A lot of times I
Speaker 4: have a couple more that I've thrown together of like
Speaker 4: us as people. It's hard to find like trios of.
Speaker 2: Of like people.
Speaker 4: And the Beg's is one that was like a trio, right,
Speaker 4: And and as soon as I re faced it like
Speaker 4: and put nero our faces, I was like laughing my
Speaker 4: ass off. I was like, Jesus, too funny.
Speaker 2: It was actually chat chebt that did that to you.
Speaker 2: Of course you didn't have anything to do with it.
Speaker 4: Don't trust chat Cheebt there. It's it's owned by people
Speaker 4: that you know. I won't mention on this episode, but
Speaker 4: this is what I want my Frogman to be like
Speaker 4: a gentle man, a gentle frog Man.
Speaker 2: See, you know what I love about Frogmen. I've seen
Speaker 2: so many different images and so many different styles of
Speaker 2: frog Man, and they all make sense to me. Now, yeah,
Speaker 2: like that. That's if I could be any superhero, I
Speaker 2: think i'd be frog Man.
Speaker 4: Like Toad, you'd be like Toad. I actually kind of
Speaker 4: liked his character in the original X Men. You know,
Speaker 4: he's got the long like tog u storm Storm shocks
Speaker 4: him in in that first X Men movie, isn't he
Speaker 4: in that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, remember that stupid line she does? H do you
Speaker 4: know what happens to a toad when it gets electrocuted?
Speaker 4: The same thing as everything else and so dumb? And
Speaker 4: then she like shocked like electrocutes so dumb. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: Frogman is a kind of fun, fun little cryptid, like
Speaker 4: I said, will bounce around certain topics, and cryptids is
Speaker 4: always a fun one. You know, I'm gonna smoke some
Speaker 4: weed on this. I don't know that's a good idea.
Speaker 4: I still have my Snoop Dogg Pan from a long
Speaker 4: time ago.
Speaker 2: But dude, like I I can't explain how much I
Speaker 2: love frog Man. Why do you love him so much.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, dude. I'm like, it's
Speaker 2: just to me, it's like the most bizarre I think,
Speaker 2: because he looks so fucking dumb. And then the fact
Speaker 2: that he carries a wand is my favorite part of
Speaker 2: it because it just makes no sense. It's like, what
Speaker 2: is it a frog man? Yeah, it's like a frog
Speaker 2: standing on two legs. That's the size of an average
Speaker 2: size like child. It's a wand to shoot sparks. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, Like, none of this makes sense? When
Speaker 2: Guardian love you also, and you know you think you'd
Speaker 2: be right. Here's a question. Do you think you would
Speaker 2: be scared if you came across frog Man? Probably? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a weird.
Speaker 4: We'll get into some of the stories, but eventually when
Speaker 4: people when we get to some of our tier lists
Speaker 4: that I'm very excited to do at some point, yeah,
Speaker 4: we will talk about which cryptids you would rather fuck.
Speaker 4: We're gonna get into that just because I think it
Speaker 4: would be very funny. But there's you know, which which
Speaker 4: one would you would you you know if you had to?
Speaker 4: You know, we'll get to that when we get to that.
Speaker 4: I have some really fun ideas for live stream right
Speaker 4: now up so hard he'd bleed after would It just
Speaker 4: rids me of like, you know, when this is the end,
Speaker 4: you know the guard breaks in the door and he said,
Speaker 4: you want me to tell you?
Speaker 2: Fuck you so good?
Speaker 4: I love that film, just so messed up. I miss
Speaker 4: James Franco. Man, bring James Franco back. I don't even
Speaker 4: care what he did.
Speaker 2: We have like he makes clothing now, he has a
Speaker 2: clothing line. Weird man, He like disappeared like face the
Speaker 2: random like clothes they like. I seen one where he
Speaker 2: I can't remember where the guys were some random place
Speaker 2: and they went to some like hold shop and he
Speaker 2: was just in there and they were like wait. I
Speaker 2: was like, that's James Franco and he was like yeah,
Speaker 2: man cool and he's like talking to him some streamer
Speaker 2: and they were like looking around yeah, and he was like,
Speaker 2: didn't you actually a shout woman? Just like he was like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, this is this is my clothing line over here,
Speaker 2: and he brings them over and it's all like one
Speaker 2: off pieces like I think you had like this thing
Speaker 2: that was like an old Nascar jacket or something to
Speaker 2: hide babies, like put all patches on it. And stuff,
Speaker 2: but it just seemed like I'm like, I know, like
Speaker 2: the ship that he's supposed they have done, but like
Speaker 2: it just seemed so wholesome. It was like, Wow, it
Speaker 2: actually seems to care about, like talking about this thing
Speaker 2: that he likes.
Speaker 4: Is that when you realize that all the celebrities that
Speaker 4: you enjoy, Like, I like James Franco as an actor,
Speaker 4: He's very funny.
Speaker 2: There's so many movies.
Speaker 4: I love him in Paple Express the interview, this is
Speaker 4: the End, and like I even watched that show Freaks
Speaker 4: from back in the day that he was on, and
Speaker 4: it's just sad because they're all connected to this dark stuff.
Speaker 4: You know, look at Danny mc masterson and now it's
Speaker 4: so funny that they always use the covers and stuff,
Speaker 4: like the cover of some of these organizations like Ashton Kutcher,
Speaker 4: his involvement in Melina Kunez, their involvement in like maybe
Speaker 4: child traffickings, Like it's crazy some of the allegations, and
Speaker 4: then he was running a operation to help with trafficking
Speaker 4: and then conveniently he may have ties to it. So
Speaker 4: once you start looking at this stuff, you're like whoa.
Speaker 4: And we'll get into that stuff with a little more
Speaker 4: conspiracy based episode.
Speaker 2: But we're talking about cryptids.
Speaker 4: You know, I really think that some artists have made
Speaker 4: the Loveland Frogman substantially too frog Like. This is one
Speaker 4: of the more extreme examples. I think stuff like where's
Speaker 4: that really? You know, you have like this and stuff
Speaker 4: like that right where it's like but we'll get into it,
Speaker 4: because this is the drawing supposed to be that the
Speaker 4: guy saw. So there's some there's some weird drugs, y'all.
Speaker 4: Look at the cheeks on him.
Speaker 2: WHOA, he's definitely doing his squats. Somebody like that's so weird.
Speaker 4: Like, I'm gonna have to make it someone in the chat,
Speaker 4: make a chat cheap to make a sexy frog Frogman
Speaker 4: Loveland Frogman, and said to Aaron, because I'm too busy
Speaker 4: controlling the.
Speaker 2: Show, everybody out there, don't do some sort of reface
Speaker 2: where you make me Frogman. Please don't do it and
Speaker 2: then you'll just jerk off later.
Speaker 4: Oh man, if I and Frogman had a child, before
Speaker 4: we get into this, because obviously there's all these different
Speaker 4: examples of Frogman, this is supposed to even connection to it,
Speaker 4: and me and Billy talked about this on the episode
Speaker 4: that will air sometime soon of the Lizard Man, and
Speaker 4: they claim that that was also Frogman, So there's so
Speaker 4: many different That's definitely a guy to costume, like, no
Speaker 4: doubt in my mind somebody made look at the feet,
Speaker 4: like how could they you can't walk normally in the
Speaker 4: big tail.
Speaker 2: And Gozilla, he's a Gozilla.
Speaker 4: We can't say that or it's copywritten or whatever from
Speaker 4: Awesome Powers.
Speaker 2: Too bad.
Speaker 4: Mike Myers a pedo, so yeah, yeah, well he's been
Speaker 4: He is one of the first people to be maybe
Speaker 4: outed on the Diddy List. And then you it's it's
Speaker 4: just convenient because he was with Mark Karney being like,
Speaker 4: look at how great Mark Karney is. He is the
Speaker 4: new Prime Minister of Canada. Go vote for this guy.
Speaker 4: He's gonna help out all the boomers and all that shit.
Speaker 4: And then it's like everyone loves Mike Myers even though
Speaker 4: he hasn't lived in Canada for a long long time.
Speaker 4: And then it comes out that obviously Mark Karney has
Speaker 4: connections to gas like Maxwell. Then Mike Myers is named
Speaker 4: of going to the freak off parties. I know, isn't
Speaker 4: it would be funny if he showed up in like
Speaker 4: an Austin Powers costume or like the Doctor Evil, like
Speaker 4: did he made him do that? And that's how he
Speaker 4: would show off to the freak off parties.
Speaker 2: It's actually the worst. So literally everything I like, I
Speaker 2: know has been has been ruined. It's true.
Speaker 4: Man, that's where once you look into Hollywood, you realize
Speaker 4: why it's been ruined. Right, we'll get into it at
Speaker 4: some point, but no, there's there's different artworks of him
Speaker 4: and like these ideas. But obviously there's books of mysterious animals, cryptids,
Speaker 4: the like and and the like, including different weird, unbelievable,
Speaker 4: ridiculous creatures. Among these is one of Aaron's favorites, the
Speaker 4: Loveland frog Man, sometimes called the Loveland Lizard, but that's
Speaker 4: just silly. A bipedal, vaguely reptilian animal similar to the
Speaker 4: size of a child and supposed to be encountered several
Speaker 4: times in the vicinity of Loveland, Ohio, USA, between nineteen
Speaker 4: fifty five and nineteen seventy two. And there's even there's
Speaker 4: more stories that will actually uh get into there a
Speaker 4: little more recent, you know, but it is. It's it's
Speaker 4: a very strange because there's claims that maybe even it
Speaker 4: was like a gray type creature that people miss. It
Speaker 4: was actually the Grays, and that would explain like the
Speaker 4: weird wand thing maybe this. It was like they're you know,
Speaker 4: they got to they're trying to like make the portal
Speaker 4: like they're one of those dudes, and you know off
Speaker 4: of doctor Doctor, Doctor Strange.
Speaker 2: Doctor Strange. You know, he's like, yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 4: Got like a wand to do it, and like it
Speaker 4: doesn't work in the rain, and it's like that's why
Speaker 4: it's sparking off.
Speaker 2: I don't know, there's just so I want a wand
Speaker 2: the shoot sparks. There's those cares. Makes it even better
Speaker 2: if he doesn't, because I thought about it. This is
Speaker 2: the concept of let's say he has a one, then
Speaker 2: he's not magic. That's even better. I'm like just a
Speaker 2: one that just makes sparks. So he's like a really
Speaker 2: shit magician. He can't actually do anything other than just
Speaker 2: like he's like Ron Weasley, yeah, or like all he
Speaker 2: can do is like really shit magic.
Speaker 4: He's like come out here, come out of here, and
Speaker 4: he does like the ball trick, like I know, what's
Speaker 4: the ball going? And I'm trying to think what he
Speaker 4: would sound like I'm sure like some weird, strange creature.
Speaker 4: But you know he's doing like the ball trick, but
Speaker 4: you can always guess because he actually sucks as a magician. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you can see the you can see the roses in
Speaker 4: his like cuff.
Speaker 2: I don't know which I prefer either. I don't know
Speaker 2: if I prefer Cape or Capeless frog Man.
Speaker 4: Oh it's Cape, see that creepy. I like the Cape
Speaker 4: because it's cute. He's like a little wizard man, you know,
Speaker 4: and maybe he just escaped Harry Potter. But there's I
Speaker 4: was gonna say, there's those Harry Potter ones that you
Speaker 4: go like this and like it shoots like a spark out.
Speaker 4: You can actually buy those, so you need to get
Speaker 4: it for the show.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna have to get that, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to get a I'm actually I had Anthony
Speaker 2: Cousins on the show, who who wrote and directed that
Speaker 2: Frogman movie, and like he loves cryptids, so I think
Speaker 2: he's planning on continuing like doing autocryptids. That's cool. I
Speaker 2: think I'll have to contact him and be like, hey,
Speaker 2: can you can you give me your Frogman costume from
Speaker 2: the movie and like cast spells on the show.
Speaker 4: So sweet to mew Mexico is already saying that teammate,
Speaker 4: never use that to site Mexican magician.
Speaker 2: We're like, what ethnicity would frogs be?
Speaker 4: Sca, we all know what lizards are, but well we'll
Speaker 4: get to that later.
Speaker 2: And it's uh.
Speaker 4: What we would see is Aaron would get the wand
Speaker 4: and then he would like be like oh on the show.
Speaker 4: And then we'd watch him frantically try to put out
Speaker 4: the fire that burns all of his thousands.
Speaker 2: Of dollars of horror merch.
Speaker 4: God, I could just picture you panicing while the stream
Speaker 4: is still on, while everything's on fire.
Speaker 2: Oh, all these things.
Speaker 4: You accumulated life that you'll never take with you when
Speaker 4: you die.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually I'm considering this year downsizing a massive amount.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good one. The French, technically, you know,
Speaker 4: would be like, oh.
Speaker 2: I'm a frog man. You'll come over here and you
Speaker 2: suck my uncut penis you know, yeah, yes, my frog.
Speaker 4: So obviously there's this is the Loveland frog Man is
Speaker 4: quite ridiculous. But there's different sightings. Even some recent The
Speaker 4: sightings described a grayish bipedal creature. I remember when I
Speaker 4: told Billy what I was like. I was like, bye, pedal.
Speaker 4: He's like, what is is these like sexually? Like he's
Speaker 4: likes both and this is like years ago. And I
Speaker 4: was like, no, it means a creature that stands on
Speaker 4: two legs.
Speaker 2: And he didn't know that. We're probably talking about some
Speaker 2: sort of cryptid or something.
Speaker 4: And he's like, so that the cryptid is like into
Speaker 4: guy's and girls right, as like, no, it's not how
Speaker 4: it works.
Speaker 2: Those kind of sound like something like that, though Fairnos.
Speaker 4: I know it's a frog. Yeah, there's a frog. It's
Speaker 4: a frog like head. I'm show up some pictures. Frog
Speaker 4: like head, bulging eyes, leathery, reptilian or amphibian type skin,
Speaker 4: standing at the height of three and four feet. The
Speaker 4: Loveland frog Man or the Loveland frog has been discussed
Speaker 4: and revisited several times in the Mystery animal literature. The
Speaker 4: tales recounted here have been previously published on Board and
Speaker 4: Board nineteen eighty nine, Newton two thousand and five. Sucker, Shucker,
Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell these are section on
Speaker 4: a case. Besides, it has wonderful illustrations. I think some
Speaker 4: of these are like, it's weird. You know, little a
Speaker 4: little frogman. I think it's want to read the books, Yeah,
Speaker 4: strange creatures. It's like it's in some of these books
Speaker 4: alien animals and they talk about the frogman. Bipedals are
Speaker 4: into all sorts of weird bicycles. Yeah, this is where
Speaker 4: we're gonna get into the three frogmen. That the one
Speaker 4: I think it's a cop witnesses. They actually got there
Speaker 4: on tandem bice bicycles, you know, like the tandem bike.
Speaker 5: M h.
Speaker 4: I want me you ability to try to ride one
Speaker 4: one day, if we could ever get together and try
Speaker 4: to pull that off, and I could just.
Speaker 2: Picture ridiculous, look so weird.
Speaker 4: Like you don't have to yet to really communicate or
Speaker 4: every one person that is doing the work.
Speaker 2: And just be like wren in and nice. If we
Speaker 2: were older, then we would have to wait.
Speaker 4: Us is like riding across through all the uh, all
Speaker 4: the burning civilization around us as the country collapses.
Speaker 2: Just now, gular bombs and all stuff toxic ways. We're
Speaker 2: just happy that we're finally together. What's up, everybody.
Speaker 4: I did some old timy music and I've always wanted
Speaker 4: to try tandem bike. Not gonna lie. I think it
Speaker 4: would be kind of fun. We got big a foot
Speaker 4: in the chat. So yeah, actually, what have you ridden?
Speaker 2: Man? Have a dick? I don't think frog? Can you
Speaker 2: look that up? I think they have a quaco. Look up?
Speaker 4: Do frogs have penises? I think they just come on
Speaker 4: the eggs. I'm I'm pretty sure that's how frogs are produced.
Speaker 4: Is they just fly by?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, no frogs. Most frogs do not have penises.
Speaker 2: He nailed this up.
Speaker 4: Uh so, uh, mister Cotton was calling you Aaron Strains
Speaker 4: on the Patreon. Just type out why you were calling
Speaker 4: him that so he understands because I don't think Aaron
Speaker 4: saw the Patreon comment. So make sure your support the
Speaker 4: show on Patreon. Uh that would mean a lot. I
Speaker 4: think let's try this. I just want to see if
Speaker 4: this will work. It should show the comments as they go.
Speaker 4: There's a few exceptions. Some frog species have a tail
Speaker 4: like organ that aids in sperm transfer.
Speaker 2: Yeah doesn't it like, just doesn't it.
Speaker 4: It's like a lot of the fish, They just like
Speaker 4: come on the eggs the chicks just like there's no
Speaker 4: pleasure involved.
Speaker 2: The chicks just drop them and then then yeah, it
Speaker 2: just comes along. It's ejected directly onto the eggs that
Speaker 2: the female la is the ovaries of the female frog
Speaker 2: or beside the kidneys and the egg passed down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just wait, just wait, everybody.
Speaker 4: The episode me and Billy did where we spent the
Speaker 4: last half an hour talking about his fun factor is
Speaker 4: about a weird animal penis, and then we spent the
Speaker 4: last like twenty minutes talking. I brought an article about
Speaker 4: how different weird penises are. It's already on Patreon. That's
Speaker 4: where you support the show because there's lots of stuff
Speaker 4: that gets released there first. But yeah, it's coming out
Speaker 4: soon and it's fairly funny. Oh so it will pop
Speaker 4: up and then I can maybe make it bigger.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 4: Us bigfoots have a HEMI penis is that like a
Speaker 4: dog one that just like kind of comes.
Speaker 2: Out as we would call it a dog's mickey. It
Speaker 2: looks like someone opening a lipstick or it goes like, yeah, disgusting, Yeah,
Speaker 2: red lipstick. It's funny.
Speaker 4: You guys call it a mickey, and that's what we
Speaker 4: call a little bottle of booze. We had this car,
Speaker 4: so I'm gonna test out this chat. So if you
Speaker 4: guys all want to chat, you can't you'll show it
Speaker 4: right on the screen.
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna it's a it's a beta press
Speaker 2: the button.
Speaker 4: No, it's beta testing, just to see so you can
Speaker 4: have them and I'll come up like in twitch or whatever.
Speaker 4: So we'll see how that goes from magic. No, it's
Speaker 4: actually dual. Oh like a what does it mean dual?
Speaker 2: Explain?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so you can fuck it the hole and
Speaker 4: you can ride them aphrodite.
Speaker 2: Okay, I feel you. That's that's what Bigfoot has.
Speaker 4: Maybe, m I want to talk about Bigfoot this summer.
Speaker 4: Sources that discussed the Loveland Frogman recount this the observation
Speaker 4: from this police officer, Ray Shaki. Those spelt shock in
Speaker 4: some sources who stopped a creature seen crossing the road
Speaker 4: at one am on March third, nineteen seventy two, when
Speaker 4: it was cold enough for the road to be icy.
Speaker 4: Shakise creature was in a crouching position, but then stood erect.
Speaker 2: Oh, sirry, I don't have any I just wanted to.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. Too bad, I didn't have like
Speaker 2: any like a boying, buoying, damn son. So yeah, they
Speaker 2: he saw him.
Speaker 4: He became a wrecked and he stared into Shaki's direction
Speaker 4: before climbing the god rail.
Speaker 2: The guardrail of the god rail, and this is like
Speaker 2: this image. I love the little thing up in the
Speaker 2: corner where chall was like the frogman outlining and the
Speaker 2: heal of an outline.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is how big they are. They do
Speaker 4: this a lot of scrypted like pictures. This is a man,
Speaker 4: This is a frog man. That's so funny. Gets have
Speaker 4: heavy peans. If you want to see one, look it up, erin.
Speaker 2: A look it up gecko pean so Pennis Pennis.
Speaker 4: They stared in Shocky's direction to climb the guard rail
Speaker 4: and uh of the road and the ground sloped down
Speaker 4: into the Little Miami River. Other officers later claim out
Speaker 4: they came out to check Shaki's observations. This guy's like,
Speaker 4: so I saw a little frog man jump off the ledge.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know what it was. It's all right,
Speaker 2: can you bring it up? Is it? It's not gonna
Speaker 2: be it's not I'm not bringing that ship up. That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Images like prolapsed hemyan, did you.
Speaker 4: Mean gecko porn with the fuck google? So in that
Speaker 4: and then he sees him, He's like, what the hell
Speaker 4: are the cops. The more cops come to like this,
Speaker 4: we're bored now, we got nothing going on back before
Speaker 4: never mind. Uh, there's some talk of finding scratch marks
Speaker 4: on the guardrail. They supposed to be if there are
Speaker 4: scratch marks on the guardrail, but efforts to locate the
Speaker 4: photos verifying the presence of said scratches have been haven't
Speaker 4: been successful.
Speaker 2: So you know, that makes it a little bit different
Speaker 2: because obviously, if he has those goofy ass looking et fingers,
Speaker 2: he can't leave scratch marks, so he's obviously got claws,
Speaker 2: and have also heard reports of him having sharp teeth. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so that's kind of spooky as well. Like I mean,
Speaker 2: if he looks like that thing behind your head right
Speaker 2: now on that image, that would be scary. And that
Speaker 2: ship pops out behind the guardrail, he's like, hey, god,
Speaker 2: he got a cigarette, and he's like just staring at
Speaker 2: you with those eyes.
Speaker 4: I got a custom to smoking city restisceince I've been
Speaker 4: on this planet.
Speaker 2: Big Foot brought me in his spaceship.
Speaker 4: I had to blow them Bigfoot for five dollars to
Speaker 4: get to this reality or for a free ride or whatever.
Speaker 4: Females leave scratch marks on the card mails all the time,
Speaker 4: especially at the strip clothes of those long nails, Yeah,
Speaker 4: what is especially if they're black.
Speaker 2: A lot of black ladies love really long nails. I
Speaker 2: don't know how the whpe their asses.
Speaker 4: But maybe they got a They gotta think I'm trying
Speaker 4: to get my wife to I'm trying to convince my
Speaker 4: wife to get a bidet so I don't have to
Speaker 4: wipe my ass no more.
Speaker 2: I can be like an Indian? Is that what they do?
Speaker 4: I heard someone likes that we we we make racist jokes.
Speaker 4: So that's fun one guys like I like that. You
Speaker 4: guys push the boundaries and don't care and it's not
Speaker 4: about like I just I agree. It's just so funny
Speaker 4: when like even Chris Webby brings up this thing on
Speaker 4: one of his like rhymes, is like I grew up
Speaker 4: making like jokes about like Jews and all this stuff
Speaker 4: or like black jokes. And he was like, so the
Speaker 4: you're you're gonna call me Andi SAMAI or all this
Speaker 4: stuff or whatever, like a lot of the names of
Speaker 4: the label people. He's like, this is the culture I
Speaker 4: was raised in, you know, watching South Park, you know,
Speaker 4: Simpson's is a little more tame family, like all these
Speaker 4: things where they made jokes like this, and then everyone's
Speaker 4: so offended. Nowadays you can't even make up, Like you
Speaker 4: just can't like joke about anything or other people's cultures
Speaker 4: because everyone gets like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's raised it.
Speaker 4: It's like, no, you're a cultural Marxist cuckolds, that's what
Speaker 4: you are. Uh you still, mister Cotton, You still didn't
Speaker 4: explain why you call Aaron Aaron strains? What if I
Speaker 4: had sticky fingers, like a tree fraud? That would be
Speaker 4: a fun attribute? Actually, you know, yeah, but wouldn't that
Speaker 4: be shit as well? Because like if you like touched
Speaker 4: something and I'm like, oh yeah, like Spider Man that
Speaker 4: movie where he's like starting to stick to everything, but
Speaker 4: you have toy can be able to control it, because
Speaker 4: you can't really live that well, you know. And it's just, uh,
Speaker 4: I was thinking about something else when we were mentioning that.
Speaker 4: Oh I just made me think a sticky finger from Onyx.
Speaker 2: I'm a sticky fingers you know. It's like I always
Speaker 2: liked Onyx. Boys will be boys, right, yes, da, let
Speaker 2: the boys be girls. Trannies. You know that song. It's
Speaker 2: a new version.
Speaker 4: Nice Chris Webby not only the best rapper alive, but
Speaker 4: the best white rapper. He's actually I like Chris Webby
Speaker 4: a lot. He's pretty dope, actually like he's got some
Speaker 4: nice rhymes and he calls out all this stuff and
Speaker 4: albino sasquatch, could you please? I'm gonna bias, so you're
Speaker 4: pretty sure frame from anti white slurs like racist or
Speaker 4: anti semmai. Thank you the white sasquatch here?
Speaker 2: Yetie? Is that you got your own brand? Right? Gonna
Speaker 2: break my job when I find out he's who's Jewish?
Speaker 4: The Frogman? Oh no, Chris Webby is Italian. He kind
Speaker 4: of looks Jewy, but he's definitely Italian. A pencil drawing
Speaker 4: the Loveland Frogman made by Ray Shockey.
Speaker 2: What a name?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: This is the image, though it's been on confer Able
Speaker 4: to confirm it. I like they we I found it
Speaker 4: online to see, but the attributes are very like they
Speaker 4: They're various online of what it looks like, but this
Speaker 4: is supposed to be the real one. The artists evidently
Speaker 4: had some quite some skill. I don't forgell that skill.
Speaker 4: I could easily draw that.
Speaker 2: An account similar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, account similar to Shocky's was made by another police officer,
Speaker 4: Matt Mark Matthews.
Speaker 2: Two weeks later, two weeks later, two.
Speaker 4: Cops, uh, you know, and me and Billy it's not
Speaker 4: the time this went on audio will be the computer,
Speaker 4: Me and Billy talking about the love are the fucker
Speaker 4: in the future, the Fuckville MetalMan and the one one
Speaker 4: cop saw this metal Man in Foxville.
Speaker 2: It's a fun place to pronounce. Uh and uh.
Speaker 4: He was like ridiculed for a long time, like and
Speaker 4: just he had to like move and all this stuff.
Speaker 2: And it's sad, you know. I still just can't get
Speaker 2: off my love for frog Man. Also cops him to
Speaker 2: see these things.
Speaker 4: A lot, I know, and then that's like they're pretty
Speaker 4: credible people. Are we sure it's not frog Man with
Speaker 4: those legs? Oh yeah, look at those legs. Aaron wants
Speaker 4: to get those wrapped around him.
Speaker 2: Surely do I surely do.
Speaker 4: Aaron's knew nickname should be Aaron Strains because of the
Speaker 4: last strain of hair he held on to. He said,
Speaker 4: on the seven years of strange and clutching the last
Speaker 4: strain of hair.
Speaker 2: That you have. I scummy. That's just pulling off like
Speaker 2: Phil Collins and wear some sort of cult leader route
Speaker 2: fit and then walk up a stage and enter the
Speaker 2: podcast just you know, too bad. He looks fuck now's
Speaker 2: so scummy. I can't believe that someone will say.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 4: Matthews was concerned as the creature stood up from a
Speaker 4: crouch stance and fired.
Speaker 2: His gun at it.
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, and he was like just peo peo,
Speaker 4: just like firing gunshots at him. So weird. I feel like,
Speaker 4: a yeah, you know, I would. I'd probably try to
Speaker 4: shoot frog man. I think if I did have a gun,
Speaker 4: and then you have all the reptilians after you.
Speaker 2: Reptilian and thumb even scarier. You shoot a frogman right
Speaker 2: and he damages webbed fingers or something and he falls
Speaker 2: over the guardrail and then you drive up the road
Speaker 2: a bit and then there's multiple frogmen all jumping out
Speaker 2: over the guardrail running after your running like the tea
Speaker 2: the T one thousands in fucking tea too where he's
Speaker 2: going like, they're all running like that behind the car, Dude,
Speaker 2: that's actually scary.
Speaker 4: They could hop around to like hop on your car
Speaker 4: and then they're like, ah, like we're at.
Speaker 2: Your face, sticking onto the fucking windshield.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, do you ever touch the frog yeah, they
Speaker 4: especially we used to catch toads and stuff and they're like,
Speaker 4: you're gonna get warts, and I'm asking how it works.
Speaker 2: But we used to think that. We used to catch
Speaker 2: frogs and snakes. Weird. Yeah, you're running away from all
Speaker 2: these you know, and then as they're jumping, they jumped like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine you come up and you're like, it's at
Speaker 4: the car and it's just like right in your face.
Speaker 2: God, it's so funny. That's what that needs to be.
Speaker 2: Remember before we used to use that sensor, but never
Speaker 2: know it again just to be funny. Yeah, I should
Speaker 2: use that as to like, if somebody says something they
Speaker 2: shouldn't say, you should just play that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, baggots, I actually said something really offensive.
Speaker 2: So instead of doing that, you should just have bitty scream.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so they were so funny. There was a
Speaker 4: time where I didn't know you could add it, so
Speaker 4: it cut all the audio. I just had a bleep button.
Speaker 4: And then because we would joke about like not being
Speaker 4: able to say the word retard, and we tried to
Speaker 4: like dance that line when we started the show session
Speaker 4: when we started filming, because we wanted to exist on YouTube,
Speaker 4: but YouTube definitely censors us to some extent. We're still
Speaker 4: getting out there, but we're definitely shadow bin And I
Speaker 4: remember using a couple times and Billy's like, yeah, they
Speaker 4: didn't cut the audio, and I was like, oh fine,
Speaker 4: you know, we're like live saying all this absurd shit.
Speaker 2: So yeah.
Speaker 4: Another cop sees this and encounters this animal shoots at it.
Speaker 4: This this creature on the road is seen in a
Speaker 4: book from a patrol car. Matthews was concerned as this
Speaker 4: creature stood up and from a crowd stance and fired
Speaker 4: his gun yeehaw Merca and seemingly injured the animal. Again,
Speaker 4: it climbed out of sight over the Guardrael. So two
Speaker 4: people see this creature just chilling on the side of
Speaker 4: the road with them luscious big old cheeks, and then
Speaker 4: just bolts off.
Speaker 2: Those are some cheeks.
Speaker 4: Someone's got to create this image on chat GBT and
Speaker 4: then send it to me. Please Stranger Podcast at gmail
Speaker 4: dot com. Actually quite a few people do actually email
Speaker 4: us or Instagram. I'm the most active. X is a
Speaker 4: weird thing. Some people like I'm still trying. Every time
Speaker 4: I post on controversial people like I like this, he's
Speaker 4: talking about multiculturalism whatever, it's got a peach peach on him.
Speaker 2: It's like Bigfoot.
Speaker 4: There's so many drawings of like I, they've sexualized Bigfoot
Speaker 4: man there, I bet you if you look at the
Speaker 4: frog band, everything's been sexualized. I wonder why, though, I
Speaker 4: wonder why. So we'll get into that when we talk
Speaker 4: about who owns the porn industry. I'm I'm gonna start
Speaker 4: who owns frog Man?
Speaker 2: Is there from porn? Google it right now?
Speaker 4: It's got sexy, quicker than I thought it would be.
Speaker 4: Talking about humans, Well, Aaron.
Speaker 2: Loves loves them.
Speaker 4: Man, you see this out, you're gonna like you see this?
Speaker 4: This is supposedly a picture of him everything that a
Speaker 4: lot of people are like. That's just the thing that's
Speaker 4: reflecting off the camera that's sitting.
Speaker 2: In the water. Wait, wait, wait, can you bring it
Speaker 2: up or is it that bad? No? I won't get
Speaker 2: the ring any of this up. But wait now you
Speaker 2: might have to get the sensor button her for some
Speaker 2: of the stuff. Why what does it say? I can
Speaker 2: just go for it right yeah? Just who cares? So?
Speaker 2: I typed in frog Man porn when it comes up
Speaker 2: frog Man porn, frog Man gay porn seems to be
Speaker 2: a big one, so frog Man might actually be gay.
Speaker 2: A big frog Man comes in, redhead milk smell Jesus
Speaker 2: dog Man struggles against basement Frogman.
Speaker 4: Fuck, there's anything, man, there's like Grinch stuff like every
Speaker 4: there's everything.
Speaker 2: Man, it's fucked people are messed up. Wha what not
Speaker 2: for me? You're not gonna say it. Yeah, just I'm
Speaker 2: just looking at some of the images and stuff. I
Speaker 2: don't know what this is, but but it's like something
Speaker 2: to do with gimps. Yeah, oh that's so weird mask
Speaker 2: with like a gas man.
Speaker 4: I think that they should make it way harder to
Speaker 4: access all of that stuff. It's just crazy how kids
Speaker 4: have such access to it instantly, and it's scary scary.
Speaker 4: Like I remember my my buddy, he he found this
Speaker 4: weird one to call like eighty nine dot com or
Speaker 4: like thirteen and he's like, check this shit out and
Speaker 4: he was like it was like amputee ship And I'm like,
Speaker 4: why the fuck are you looking at that ship?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: And he's like, I just fucked I found it. It's
Speaker 4: not fucked up. And I was like, yeah, it's like
Speaker 4: why are you looking at this?
Speaker 2: And shit? Oh where they even have those? Like you
Speaker 2: know those weird like cartoon ship I don't know what
Speaker 2: you call it, where they like make all those sexy cartoons.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, I don't know, Go thirty four
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 4: It's like anything that, uh it exists can be made
Speaker 4: into porn.
Speaker 2: It's fucked. Yeah, I don't like I always see ship
Speaker 2: like that, like weird like fucking unicorns with like big
Speaker 2: massive dicks and stuff. It's so fucked Like here and
Speaker 2: there's like frog man with fingers took up his ass
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 4: Redhead's fucking frogman go back centuries, it's true, or like
Speaker 4: the idea of like kissing the frog and then he
Speaker 4: turns into a fucking prince. Is that like shapehifting reptility
Speaker 4: and stuff?
Speaker 2: You know? And it's like I do think that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Porn is a weaponized psychological warfare on the people, do
Speaker 4: you know they.
Speaker 2: And that's what they do.
Speaker 4: Like you know, when they liberated I think a Libya
Speaker 4: or something, what was it what the country? They did
Speaker 4: this to Palestine too, which is weird. In the West Bank,
Speaker 4: they like broadcasted porn all over the TV. They did
Speaker 4: this when they liberated another country. It's like, oh, you're
Speaker 4: liberating now, here's your porn. Make sure your children see
Speaker 4: it's fucked.
Speaker 2: But you know who all owns that stuff and one
Speaker 2: who's conveniently all the the regional enemies of a certain
Speaker 2: country have been wiped dead except for one. So before
Speaker 2: we move on there, just show me some You can't
Speaker 2: ask me any questions, and you just have to bring
Speaker 2: it up right.
Speaker 4: I don't know I could show that YouTube that's fucked.
Speaker 4: It's like, is he eating her ass or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's stinctness frog fingers up with that will probably
Speaker 2: feel really good actually, because we all wet and stuff
Speaker 2: on the top of him. It's like a bulb. It
Speaker 2: was like eat, oh yeah, probably love that everything.
Speaker 4: All the frogs I've kissed just turned the beast reality charges.
Speaker 4: I just wait for that. We got some stuff coming.
Speaker 4: I want to do some fucked up news stories at
Speaker 4: some point. There's so much of that stuff. There's like
Speaker 4: still states where it's legal.
Speaker 2: I once was a frog.
Speaker 4: Yes are the who? That's a French Another this time
Speaker 4: showing a creature with and they literally say it the
Speaker 4: article a very sum shoeus is I guess the word
Speaker 4: you can use for it, but a sumptuous butt and
Speaker 4: disturbing human like physique. The image is widely available online.
Speaker 4: Still can't find the artist's name, but Matthews to claim
Speaker 4: that none of this was accurate. He actually seen a
Speaker 4: big lizard and escape pet iguana, so he changed his story. Uh,
Speaker 4: he said he saw this thing, fired at it, and
Speaker 4: then he mistakened a four three foot tall bipedal creature
Speaker 4: standing up on two legs as a frogman as like,
Speaker 4: and then said it was an iguana. And he he
Speaker 4: he augmented the story as a way of making his
Speaker 4: colleague Shocky seem like less of a nut. He's saying, like,
Speaker 4: that's crazy. Well, he said he saw a frogman.
Speaker 2: I want to make him feel better because everybody at
Speaker 2: the precinct was just harassing him, putting on like frog costumes,
Speaker 2: putting frogs in his locker to scare him. And then
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, I also saw the
Speaker 2: frog man. I wasn't lying. You know.
Speaker 4: He's like, I shot at a frogman and he's like
Speaker 4: later on, he's like, I actually made that up.
Speaker 2: Just that's what they want real. I think they did
Speaker 2: see the frogman. You're gonna find him.
Speaker 4: It'd be crazy if he was some sort of like
Speaker 4: shat creature like it disappears in your dreams and stuff,
Speaker 4: and so I really like the deep investigation of this
Speaker 4: account provided by Ryan humph Humped for the I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna even named a podcast, Fuck Him. It provides lots
Speaker 4: of additional information and clearly substantially more reliable than recountings
Speaker 4: of events provided in standard crypto zoology. The Paranormal themed
Speaker 4: website and Publications states that what appears to be an
Speaker 4: email confession from Matthews, whereby the account was dismissed as
Speaker 4: blown out of proportion, though it's authenticity the confession appears
Speaker 4: to originate from this two thousand and one article from
Speaker 4: X Paranormal Project magazine is doubtful. An implication that a
Speaker 4: big lizard might have been seen must also be considered
Speaker 4: doubtful in the view of icy conditions and cold temperatures
Speaker 4: of the time, so at a lizard would be hiding somewhere,
Speaker 4: not out and about. Apparently there's a sketch a company,
Speaker 4: either Shockey's or Matthew's account through this text combined both
Speaker 4: of the accounts. I assume it's a pencil one share
Speaker 4: like they're like this one.
Speaker 2: A local farmer.
Speaker 4: Also said he's seen the Loveland Frogman shortly afterwards, but
Speaker 4: the details are hazy. What's up? Everybody? Is anyone ate
Speaker 4: frog legs in the chat? Because I have not, and
Speaker 4: I refuse to. Actually, there's a place I've seen that comment,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I've heard it's like chicken. That's
Speaker 4: like chicken.
Speaker 2: No, anyone that eats froggs. That's that's mister Cotton, who
Speaker 2: also was making phone my bald heads. So I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't fun with you. You're killing my people, You're
Speaker 2: making phone my bald heads. What's up? What's up with that?
Speaker 4: Remember that old remember that the story of the toad Man.
Speaker 4: That always reminds me of you know, mister Toad. You
Speaker 4: remember that mister Toad seemed pretty pretty cool, mister Toad.
Speaker 4: Look up mister Toad right now and bring them up
Speaker 4: on screen. I go through this, I'm going to become
Speaker 4: like the producer this podcast. It'd be nice if someone
Speaker 4: would do something. I know Billy does nothing, but so
Speaker 4: oh yeah, I do remember him, him up on the screen,
Speaker 4: mister toad Man. He's a he's a pleasant chap. He
Speaker 4: was on a show, some show or something I used
Speaker 4: to watch.
Speaker 2: It was like mister Toad's wild Ride.
Speaker 4: I went to a Japanese restaurant, wants to order frog legs,
Speaker 4: Miss Horney as they called it, Is that actually, miss
Speaker 4: o honey?
Speaker 2: Is that actually what they call it? Do you want
Speaker 2: somesy frog legs? Like an Indian? I don't like when
Speaker 2: you do anything else. You remember I'm talking, you're from
Speaker 2: the spot. I can't do it. That's that's like still Japanese.
Speaker 2: Yeah you don't remember that.
Speaker 4: I remember him The Adventures of Mister Toad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at him.
Speaker 4: He seems very like Look at he's all mushrooms in
Speaker 4: that one. He's all hypnotized.
Speaker 2: Mister. Yeah, I remember that. So weird Steve Coogan, junk weird.
Speaker 2: I'm going to watch that now, Aaron, you should watch
Speaker 2: it and you can jack off. Think about the Toad many.
Speaker 4: Weird man rog legs. Yeah, things that my memory jogs,
Speaker 4: you know. Look at he looks like a Gary boy,
Speaker 4: a fine gentleman. It's making a joke about the song
Speaker 4: me so harny. Oh God is actually bro I actually
Speaker 4: fell for it. I thought that you were like legitimately,
Speaker 4: I don't know. The Japanese. Maybe they have a thing
Speaker 4: they have like some The soup of some young guy
Speaker 4: is like a real soup you can get.
Speaker 2: This is the movie. Don't ruin it for me. I
Speaker 2: don't want to see anything. It's such a good movie
Speaker 2: we're taking off screen. I'm gonna have to watch this
Speaker 2: so for class horror casts for all the people.
Speaker 4: So get ready for that. The wind in the Willows, Yes,
Speaker 4: that's where he's originally from. I said, I'm gonna I
Speaker 4: gotta go watch that. The Rumble apps sucks that censors
Speaker 4: chatting ovations on the trees.
Speaker 2: I know that's it's weird about Rumble.
Speaker 4: Someone like there's send notifications through emails and it'll be like
Speaker 4: an hour later or something like that. Everyone just watch
Speaker 4: out for the lives because we go liab all the time.
Speaker 4: A frog is DNA tested. Turns out was a was
Speaker 4: part Irish, part British and in a tadpole.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: I like that's a good that's a good joke we
Speaker 4: should bring up. Should bring up some some frog jokes,
Speaker 4: so so funny. The oldest Loveland Frogman's story predates the
Speaker 4: seventies ones and concerns of the sighting made in Ohio.
Speaker 4: I gonna play some I want to hear the music
Speaker 4: in my tones. The one sighting made on the Ohio
Speaker 4: roadside during the early morning of May twenty fifth, nineteen
Speaker 4: fifty five. The story goes that a businessman or salesman,
Speaker 4: sometimes said to be unknown, sometimes specifically identified as mister
Speaker 4: Robert Honeycut Honeycut was driving home from work when at
Speaker 4: three am, three thirty am, the witching hour, he saw
Speaker 4: the three bipedal, grayish reptilian creatures, each about three foot tall.
Speaker 4: The witness stopped and observed them, and for a few minutes.
Speaker 4: In some of the versions of the story of the
Speaker 4: creature was seen to be conversating. He was having a conversation.
Speaker 4: The creatures were all three, I guess, of these creatures,
Speaker 4: and some were served on. Some of them were under
Speaker 4: a bridge, and others they held a cylindrical or wand
Speaker 4: like device above its head. It's released sparks and was
Speaker 4: frightening enough that it inspired.
Speaker 2: The witness to leave those three. So, yeah, this guy,
Speaker 2: this the guy that witnessed three of them, and they're
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 4: That's why a picture they sound like you think or
Speaker 4: is that like.
Speaker 2: I just picture like you hear that you hear like
Speaker 2: and they're just like, what the hell's that?
Speaker 4: It starts running at you. Fuck your madiac so scary
Speaker 4: you look it up. I believe the story hundred percent.
Speaker 4: What are you looking up? What is the purpose of
Speaker 4: Frogman's one? Oh that's a good idea, so yeah, and
Speaker 4: get into that and then we'll get into the next story,
Speaker 4: which should be found.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so here's loads of information. Okay, keep smoking weed.
Speaker 2: One of the strangest aspects of the Loveland frog Man
Speaker 2: legend is his wand so what's the deal. In the
Speaker 2: original nineteen fifty five sighting, the unnamed businessman reported seeing
Speaker 2: three humanoid frog leg creatures near blah blah blah. One
Speaker 2: of them, he claimed, us holding a one like device
Speaker 2: that emitted sparks for flashes of light. That's the only
Speaker 2: sighting where the one disappeared, but it's one of the
Speaker 2: details that catapulted the story from weird animal to full
Speaker 2: blown paranormal cryptid. So here are some theories about the
Speaker 2: one's purpose. Number one some sort of tool or communication device,
Speaker 2: maybe not a literal one, but something technological like an
Speaker 2: alien gadget, signaling beacon or a scanning tool. The sparks
Speaker 2: could have been energy discharges or signals. Number two evidence
Speaker 2: of a supernatural or magical element some cryptan enthusiasts. The
Speaker 2: one suggests a cult or fay like behavior. The frogmen
Speaker 2: aren't biological creatures, but ended these type to another dimensional realm.
Speaker 2: The one becomes a mystical totem. And number three it's
Speaker 2: an alien artifact, giving the ones light emitting behavior something
Speaker 2: The frogmen could be an alien explorer or biological assistant,
Speaker 2: wielding tech far beyond human misunderstanding. Number four a misinterpretation.
Speaker 2: Skeptics say that one was lightly a stick with reflective materials,
Speaker 2: a spark from a lighter, or just a product of imagination.
Speaker 2: The entire event could be misunderstood in poor lighting. I mean,
Speaker 2: you would want to be pretty, the lighting would want
Speaker 2: to be pretty obscure for you to miss to see
Speaker 2: something and go, oh yeah, I saw a giant frog
Speaker 2: that had like a wand in his hand, and he
Speaker 2: was wearing a cloak like how well, I don't think
Speaker 2: I've ever been in any lighting.
Speaker 4: Sorry, And they were conversing. This is the three of
Speaker 4: them where they're like hanging out.
Speaker 2: And shit, weird man. The purpose of the frogman's wand
Speaker 2: is yet unknown, but it adds a mysterious, almost mythological
Speaker 2: layer to the cryptid, Whether tech magic or metaphor, it
Speaker 2: turned the frogmen into something more than just a weird
Speaker 2: I'm exciting. Yeah, it is a really bizarre thing. What
Speaker 2: does kerment?
Speaker 4: The frog's fingers smell like bacon? Frogman can jump higher
Speaker 4: than Jordan? But what was Frogman at Ditty's party? You know,
Speaker 4: it's funny.
Speaker 2: You know who? You know who?
Speaker 4: ASoP rock is not garbage, a soap rocky, a sop rock. No,
Speaker 4: he's a pretty.
Speaker 2: Famous hip hop artist.
Speaker 4: He does a song called long Legged Larry and it's
Speaker 4: all about a frog that is like a humanoid frog,
Speaker 4: long Legged Larry. That he does weird song. He says,
Speaker 4: a song called Kirby Go Kirby. It's it's a it's
Speaker 4: the best cat h So he's an interesting artist. And
Speaker 4: he has a song about long Legged Larry and it's
Speaker 4: about a a frogman who like saves kittens from trees
Speaker 4: and stuff.
Speaker 2: It's you should look it up long Legged Larry. Everybody.
Speaker 2: It's actually a pretty fun song.
Speaker 4: Dimensional entities maybe their self transforming machine Alvis who did Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe because you never know.
Speaker 2: Man I'm just seeing a frogman on DNT. That'd be
Speaker 2: fucking scary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's other story like like an iguana. It
Speaker 4: was like walking over because it's it may be a
Speaker 4: frog man. They say it was like a lizard man,
Speaker 4: like I don't know how you could mistaken Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I even seen people saying so I've seen
Speaker 2: people saying about it. Let me just get this one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's talk about this one. Post nineteen seventy two. The
Speaker 2: Loveland Frogman has been rare.
Speaker 4: There's a twenty sixteen event where two teenagers were out
Speaker 4: playing Pokemon Go. Apparently this isn't a sexual euphemism.
Speaker 2: That's so stupid.
Speaker 4: Supposed we saw and even photograph what appears to be
Speaker 4: a creature, but it looks like a hoax. But I
Speaker 4: think this is the one that they claimed. I doubt it.
Speaker 4: Very strangely they said it like that, why the Pokemon goal.
Speaker 4: Wonder's the video?
Speaker 2: Really? Do you have it? I don't have it, but.
Speaker 4: Pokemon Go Loveland frog Man just look it up. That
Speaker 4: one was weird because they claim to actually have seen
Speaker 4: this and they're like, no, it wasn't a Pokemon.
Speaker 2: It was like off of the screen. You know, and
Speaker 2: I'll talk.
Speaker 4: When Pokemon Go first came out, I was working at
Speaker 4: a bar, and it was kind of fun for the
Speaker 4: beginning because it was this cool and I saw the
Speaker 4: story of the show before that. We'd go out and
Speaker 4: it'd be like just after we left the bar, maybe
Speaker 4: like eleven or twelve am, and we'd be like kind
Speaker 4: of drunk, and me and my buddy would go around
Speaker 4: and there would just be people all in the park,
Speaker 4: and my buddy made a point. He's like, well, you know,
Speaker 4: if there's a sexual assault, at least, all these nerds
Speaker 4: would be there, not to do anything, but to call
Speaker 4: the police at least, because literally, at like twelve one am,
Speaker 4: especially in the summer, there's everyone was just walking around
Speaker 4: like downtown and stuff like that, and it was kind
Speaker 4: of cool to see, and especially if you're buzzing and
Speaker 4: you're like, look, I found a charge RM or whatever.
Speaker 4: Billy was obsessed with it for a long time. I
Speaker 4: only played it for like a month or two because
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, this is kind of cool and different,
Speaker 4: and we all grew up doing Pokemon. But he made
Speaker 4: a good point. It's like all these nerds out, it's
Speaker 4: like you're a scream called the police. I know they
Speaker 4: don't have arms strong enough to fight a light off
Speaker 4: a rapist. But yeah, uh well no, did you find
Speaker 4: the video? Yeah, the videos garage, but we'll look at
Speaker 4: it anyway. Take this so far, So this is supposed
Speaker 4: to be his images? Oh yeah, this one I have
Speaker 4: right here? Yeah yeah, it looks like a lawn decoration
Speaker 4: with light bulbs in.
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk guys. Weird is that the footage? Though?
Speaker 2: That's it weird? No? Hold on, so, oh I've seen
Speaker 2: this is supposed Why would it have glowing eyes? Garbage?
Speaker 2: It's in the water, isn't it? But move though at
Speaker 2: the end. That is weird. You know, that's cool.
Speaker 4: Our our our stream came up on the Loveland frog
Speaker 4: Man thing at the end of where.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool. It's hilarious. Oh yeah, that's wild. YouTube
Speaker 2: recommend us.
Speaker 4: We don't get much attention explaining the Loveland frog manner
Speaker 4: trying to give him several particularly particularities of the nineteen
Speaker 4: fifty five three creature account. Is not surprising that some
Speaker 4: authors have sought to identify Loveland Frogmen as an alien
Speaker 4: rather than an unknown you know, or as rather than
Speaker 4: an alien maybe not some like creature from planet Earth.
Speaker 4: Assuming that the Loveland frog Man accounts represent the actual
Speaker 4: observations and explanations mooted by some authors, that's a weird
Speaker 4: way to say, and they could be confused descriptions escaped
Speaker 4: pedaguana or some sort of lizard. This is hard to
Speaker 4: accept given the bipedal posture that witnesses report. You know,
Speaker 4: maybe it is a reptilian Mike consider the big lizard
Speaker 4: in a fleeting bipedal or wrecked standing pose. Witnesses this
Speaker 4: embellishment of the story, confusing resulting details, different descriptions, the
Speaker 4: temperature of the time, you know, the these fleeting glimpses
Speaker 4: of big escape lizards or overtly or deliberately combined in
Speaker 4: the minds of the witnesses prior knowledge about the big
Speaker 4: frog monsters already said to inhabit.
Speaker 2: The Miami River region. But it is creepy.
Speaker 4: I've ever been like around like not a sing a swamp,
Speaker 4: but like a lake and you hear like.
Speaker 2: A little bit.
Speaker 4: I can't even do it, but you know that like
Speaker 4: guttural sound they make sometimes like the the frogs. Have
Speaker 4: you ever been to like a cottage in Canada? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm sure Ireland has frogs. Also, do ice sound like dogshit?
Speaker 2: You sound great to me? Why? Oh no, I just
Speaker 2: thought when I because when I clicked on that thing
Speaker 2: when it recommends it, it sounded like I was talking
Speaker 2: true a trash bag. No, it's not my end. Sounds good.
Speaker 4: The movie Kung Fu Hustle the frog Boss more human
Speaker 4: than frog though, that's actually a good movie. That's actually
Speaker 4: it's not that comedy movie. It's like a Japanese fighting movie.
Speaker 4: I actually like going. So you obviously have the lizard
Speaker 4: man that we saw, the picture that we showed up,
Speaker 4: show some frogs already happened the whole time.
Speaker 2: Want to bring up pictures of frogs. I've been waiting out.
Speaker 4: Bigfoots, big foot beats beats on what. Yeah, I gotta
Speaker 4: get for you, buddy, because I think you just joined
Speaker 4: the stream. I hope you and I hope you enjoy
Speaker 4: this one. Help it gets out of to your spank bank.
Speaker 4: Hope you enjoy it. Big old cheeks on that a frogman,
Speaker 4: Clarence Frogman. So this uh Also worth noting is nineteen
Speaker 4: nineteen fifties, where the time that amphibious fish creatures were
Speaker 4: depicted on the big screen, so you could say that
Speaker 4: to actually obviously, Creature from the Black Lagoon premiered in
Speaker 4: nineteen fifty four, and that's why you have these people
Speaker 4: that put maybe these images in their head and have
Speaker 4: inspired people consciously or not to think or pretend that
Speaker 4: they may have seen and or encountered some sort of
Speaker 4: frog like creature. It is surprising what Hollywood can do, right,
Speaker 4: convince everybody of fabricate historical events because they point to
Speaker 4: some shoes or something.
Speaker 2: You know that that.
Speaker 4: Frog fetish somebody out there definitely does. He's a joker.
Speaker 4: He does music too. I told him to stop by
Speaker 4: and say, oh, that's awesome. I appreciate that. We have
Speaker 4: a question.
Speaker 2: No, you said something about frog fetish. Somebody probably does.
Speaker 2: Would you would you be down for like the scaly
Speaker 2: skin and ship?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But isn't it all like squishy and like wet? I
Speaker 2: guess vagina? I guess? So yeah, we said the frogs
Speaker 2: don't have penises? Are all frogs and the same?
Speaker 4: Then yeah, I think you have to come on there
Speaker 4: no pleasure involved in someplace?
Speaker 2: Do frogs have vaginas? Though? Yeah? Well but what their tongue? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like that's a good licking. That'd be good for
Speaker 4: a trick, you know, get right in there, do it
Speaker 4: from across the room.
Speaker 2: You know. I ran into a creature once.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize it was from the Black Lagoon intill
Speaker 4: I notice my wallet was.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Do you know what? Do you know? Who?
Speaker 2: Do you know who? Old Greg is? Soundsmratter Button. I
Speaker 2: can't say look up.
Speaker 4: Old Greg and and look it up now on YouTube
Speaker 4: and then look it up in uh in the clip
Speaker 4: of it on YouTube.
Speaker 2: But we'll bring it up.
Speaker 4: I just while we're talking about this, we'll probably get
Speaker 4: a little copyright and.
Speaker 2: So's on YouTube? Is that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I actually don't do that. I'll ruin the audio. Just
Speaker 4: just look up an image of him. What am Old Greg?
Speaker 2: I'm Old Greg.
Speaker 4: What you're doing in my What you're doing on my waters?
Speaker 4: What you're doing in my waters? Everyone looks up Old Greg?
Speaker 4: Are you talking about Old Greg from the Mighty Boosh?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Yeah? Why are you in my waters? It's
Speaker 2: like you love me? Can you learn to love me?
Speaker 2: It's like your filthy mother liquor? Why do you have yours?
Speaker 2: Legend of Old Greg? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So funny this before actually it's too funny. People that
Speaker 4: don't know definitely look up Old Greg. So, uh yeah,
Speaker 4: if you take it more serious. Obviously, the idea of
Speaker 4: honeycut U and the other alleged witnesses saw real animals
Speaker 4: and misidentified them. That's a possibility they saw big reptiles
Speaker 4: to be considered quite uh unlikely, so who knows. I'm
Speaker 4: all Greg, it's not funny. He's like a frog mayank
Speaker 4: top creature. You're scary. Imagine seeing that ship though. He's
Speaker 4: a tranny to you guys, weren't a shirt. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't like it anymore. I'm all Greg, pleased to meet you.
Speaker 4: So far, so dumb, was so good. I've never watched it.
Speaker 4: I'm working the clips of old Greg.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I so strange.
Speaker 4: So yeah, and then so obviously all these accounts and
Speaker 4: how could they mistake them for like a humanoid bipedal
Speaker 4: since their bodies hind limbs and snow it's merged into invisibility.
Speaker 4: I came up with the idea after seeing a scary
Speaker 4: roadside bipedal with a round body, wide neck, slender legs
Speaker 4: morphed into a deer as a car. As I approached
Speaker 4: the path, I don't know the fuck this guy's talking about,
Speaker 4: just making up shit in his head. Obviously, there's other
Speaker 4: books that have come out talking about this and the
Speaker 4: confusing reports of these monster creatures reported in like nineteen
Speaker 4: ninety three, and then the existence of you know, meter
Speaker 4: tall bipedal creatures has regarded as fairly unlikely, especially with
Speaker 4: those reptile creatures are seen with a mechanical device, you know,
Speaker 4: with the wind that admits like some people think it's
Speaker 4: like a tall iguana creature.
Speaker 2: What is that thing? Man? That's terrifying? And they'll be honest, it's.
Speaker 4: Like it reminds me of like trying to grab you,
Speaker 4: like off the movie Men where he has the slit
Speaker 4: arm and it goes around her neck. Scary, like, there's
Speaker 4: no way I don't get an mistake in these creatures.
Speaker 2: They get the back.
Speaker 4: It's like all like I don't know, maybe if it's
Speaker 4: like leaned up against it, but it's still makes no sense.
Speaker 4: I would never want to live in the Jurassic Park
Speaker 4: times or Jurassic just if it sounds scary and crazy,
Speaker 4: especially that and even if they exist, who knows that
Speaker 4: they even exist?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: People think it's like that the bones are not real,
Speaker 4: and or if they are, they could be human human bones.
Speaker 4: There's so many like different theories about like did dinosaurs
Speaker 4: exist people we found bones, Well, there's theories that supposed
Speaker 4: to be they're like giant humanoid bones and stuff like that. Also,
Speaker 4: they probably had feathers, they could they claim that there's
Speaker 4: being that they rearranged the bones wrong. So it's not
Speaker 4: like the t rex doesn't look like this. It probably
Speaker 4: has wings and stuff like that. And who knows, I
Speaker 4: said giant flying t rex would be wild?
Speaker 2: Did did you or did you get any of the
Speaker 2: stuff about like some of the wild theories of what
Speaker 2: people think the frog man.
Speaker 4: Is now if you want to get into that. That's funny.
Speaker 4: Someone on the show, someone came in the chat when
Speaker 4: I had that guy from Update Knowledge or Update News
Speaker 4: or whatever, Troy set it up at him on the show.
Speaker 2: Interesting guy.
Speaker 4: We definitely don't see eye to eye about certain issues
Speaker 4: that are going on in the world, or the fact
Speaker 4: that I don't think Canada stolen land. I think that
Speaker 4: all land on Earth has stolen him and conquered on
Speaker 4: So that was an interesting pushback and stuff like that,
Speaker 4: because you know, usually the people that.
Speaker 2: I have on the show.
Speaker 4: I kind of vet to some extent or them, but
Speaker 4: like someone obviously from his so I came in the comments.
Speaker 4: It was like naming a conspiracy show after a comedy
Speaker 4: movie is stupid. And I'm like, strange Brew the movie
Speaker 4: was based off of a conspiracy theory that they go
Speaker 4: into the beer the brewery and find out they're make
Speaker 4: beer for mind control. So I was like this person like,
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're just gonna get blocked and DELI. They
Speaker 4: kept trying to like chirp in the chat, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: people like you, you're not doing anything but sitting here
Speaker 4: watching my show, right, watching our show, and then you're
Speaker 4: doing that with your life, even though you're claiming you
Speaker 4: don't like it or you think it's stupid. And it's like,
Speaker 4: that's the dumbest thing. And I was like, you know
Speaker 4: why it served because we were two Canadians that joked
Speaker 4: around like Bob and Doug McKenzie and drank on the show.
Speaker 4: And then strange Brew was like when I watched it,
Speaker 4: I was like, ah, it's a whole idea of conspiracy
Speaker 4: theories and all that stuff, right, and I'm like this
Speaker 4: person knows nothing. Yeah, good old Troy boy. Yeah, dragons too.
Speaker 4: Are dragons real?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Imagine if the dinosaur bones were dragons. Okay, and dragons
Speaker 4: were real.
Speaker 2: What about Puff the magic dragon? Puff the magic Dragon.
Speaker 4: He lives by the sea, He drinks human blood and
Speaker 4: comes on your feet.
Speaker 2: Someone's doing that out there? Yeah, like chicken. But I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: There's so many weird things. It's easy to find bones.
Speaker 4: Me and my buddy would find hike South drum Heller
Speaker 4: into the military base. Crazy, easy way to walk in
Speaker 4: bones and endless teeth, vertebrae, legs clearly size proportionally weird. Well,
Speaker 4: I think that they could have made the dinostas like
Speaker 4: built the bones wrong, because all the bones are supposed
Speaker 4: to be in like a museum or whatever, like the smith.
Speaker 4: They hide them, they don't actually put them out on display.
Speaker 4: Those are all fake.
Speaker 2: So weird. Was there a bucket that said KFC or
Speaker 2: Popeyes nearby? Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: We all know who would be sitting there, hunched over
Speaker 4: in the corner eating those chicken wings.
Speaker 2: Do you know what's crazy?
Speaker 4: So I heard this story and I heard it like
Speaker 4: people are like, no, it's actually true. Okay, So the
Speaker 4: people that they get to monitor x or Twitter at
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 2: I think it was Twitter at this time.
Speaker 4: Right, there was a bunch of people in like Africa
Speaker 4: modern during Twitch for like hate speech or or some
Speaker 4: of some of the absurd stuff, right, And they were
Speaker 4: supposed to be stationed in Africa. And this is like
Speaker 4: a real story that you can look up. And the
Speaker 4: people that were paying them would pay them like a
Speaker 4: dollar fifty like a day, it was saying ridiculous, And
Speaker 4: they could choose between a dollar fifty or KFC chicken
Speaker 4: and they would feed Black Africans that are monitoring Twitter
Speaker 4: KFC paying them that way. Isn't that fucking crazy? That's
Speaker 4: gotta be I you know, I heard, I heard it's real.
Speaker 4: I heard it's very there's articles done about it.
Speaker 2: If that's the case, that's wild.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the trailer for a live action how
Speaker 4: to Groom Your Dragon? Like now they have leelo stitch
Speaker 4: and everything's gotta be fucking redone because of Hollywood ver
Speaker 4: deebrae eight inches across teeth, ten inches long legs and weird.
Speaker 4: You found that weird. That's a strange thing. Yes, some
Speaker 4: giant chickens or lizards from that that could be true.
Speaker 4: That could be true, like too imagine at the time,
Speaker 4: like Land, I'm going to clear up.
Speaker 2: I'm going to clear it up now for everybody. The
Speaker 2: frogman is real, is real laboratory speaking of that, actually,
Speaker 2: Sahir are some of the wild, weird and wonderful theories
Speaker 2: that people think about the frog man. These all go
Speaker 2: beyond the three frog dudes by the river. So the
Speaker 2: first is the frogman is an escaped government experiment. Some
Speaker 2: people believe that the Loveland Frogman is part of a
Speaker 2: secret military bioengineering project gone wrong, a human animal hybrid
Speaker 2: design for amphibious espionage, the one seen in the nineteen
Speaker 2: fifty five siding, possibly a control device or worse, a
Speaker 2: weapon operation. Leap frog sounds dumb until you remember real
Speaker 2: programs like mk Ultra and the fact that weaponized dolphins
Speaker 2: also existed.
Speaker 4: Well until the Pakistani's raped them out of existence, right, Yes,
Speaker 4: that happened.
Speaker 2: That they pick dolphin.
Speaker 4: They're almost that's a real fucking thing. It's fine because
Speaker 4: they always say it's like, oh, it comes from it
Speaker 4: comes from like, you know, like a laboratory. Like me
Speaker 4: and Billy talked about the melon heads, you know, and
Speaker 4: it's like it's the melon heads were like all these
Speaker 4: escaped retards from like uh a facility that they were
Speaker 4: like experimenting child with children on they had like uh
Speaker 4: cephalitis where I think where their skull, like the like
Speaker 4: the guy in the wheelchair from Hills of Eyes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's like that, and they escaped and like got
Speaker 4: into a car and then drove away. And it's like
Speaker 4: imagine seeing those like creatures. For all people that haven't
Speaker 4: listener seen some of those episodes are on YouTube, so
Speaker 4: it's very funny.
Speaker 2: Me and Billy were in the studio together, We're like, this.
Speaker 4: Is where we're like, oh, we gotta dance the boundaries
Speaker 4: and not make so many jokes about mentally people because
Speaker 4: someone I have been called an ableist on this show,
Speaker 4: Like the beginning of the show, somebody called on I
Speaker 4: think it was Apple Podcasts. The host is an ablest
Speaker 4: piece of trash is what I've been.
Speaker 2: Called fun times. Do you want to hear another.
Speaker 4: Those dolphins shouldn't have been wearing pink? What is battle toads?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to can you you're gonna I've looked
Speaker 4: that up too. I don't remember that you have to
Speaker 4: bring it save the Ostriches. Yeah, I know the ostrich
Speaker 4: sh it is wild. You're trying to kill all the
Speaker 4: ostriches here in candidates great times. I think they're gonna
Speaker 4: disrupt the few food sources soon and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. Can you still get this? Wonder?
Speaker 4: You get this like on a mobile game. I don't
Speaker 4: remember that. I kind of do. It's like a faint,
Speaker 4: faint memory. I remember that action figure. Actually, so battle Toads.
Speaker 4: That's hilarious. I forgot about things like I missed I
Speaker 4: missed the nine. I had one of those toys.
Speaker 2: You know. It's funny. Probably didn't even know what it was.
Speaker 4: You know how you're saying you were watching that game boy,
Speaker 4: Yeah you know. I remember you said you were watching
Speaker 4: like the YTV like Halloween thing. I try to find.
Speaker 4: I don't think I found the same one you're would
Speaker 4: you would you look up like Halloween?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So I tried. I looked up.
Speaker 4: I saw some of them, and yeah, I was like,
Speaker 4: I understand why it made you depressed. It's just sad.
Speaker 4: Like even the commercials. I'm like, we're never getting that back, man,
Speaker 4: it's gone. Our children never get it back.
Speaker 2: We live in this like puberty blockers and sex changes.
Speaker 4: Brainwashing, cultural marxism, hate your ancestors, let everyone invade your country,
Speaker 4: and I saw your women.
Speaker 2: It's so bad. Another interesting theory on the Frogman is
Speaker 2: that he's an alien scout that had a malfunctioning cloak.
Speaker 2: One fringe theory says that the Frogman is a gray
Speaker 2: alien using biological camouflage. The frog leg body is either
Speaker 2: his real form or the result of a failed cloaking
Speaker 2: system one from the first sighting, a scanning or communication
Speaker 2: to to get back to a ship.
Speaker 4: That's interesting maybe, right, like it made make sense more
Speaker 4: that he's maybe an alien, you know, like they supposedly
Speaker 4: the Reptilians have done all these weird experiments, right, Like,
Speaker 4: there's the theories that they created the grays as like
Speaker 4: animatronic type of like cyborg androids that they can use
Speaker 4: to come into this reality. Because it kind of like
Speaker 4: there's that treaty supposedly that they're not just to mess
Speaker 4: with a evolving species, and then so they like create
Speaker 4: like all these different like great like creatures, maybe the frogman,
Speaker 4: and then they can infiltrate our society, you know, and
Speaker 4: then people see this, Yeah, the Frogman is gay.
Speaker 2: We did clarify that, right, because he's turned the freaking
Speaker 2: frogs gay.
Speaker 4: And so like all the frogmen are gay, right, I'm
Speaker 4: assuming that's what. They're all a huddled together. They're all
Speaker 4: like on a circle jerk. Another one is the one
Speaker 4: that was actually magic staff. Tapping into Appalachian and Celtic folklore,
Speaker 4: some claim that the frogman is a fake creature or
Speaker 4: river guardian, the one being a staff of protection or transformation.
Speaker 4: The sparks a magical warning to stay out of the
Speaker 4: certain sacred areas in the river. So basically a frog gandalf.
Speaker 2: Oh that's sweet. I like the wizard idea. We don't
Speaker 2: know what's out there. Oh here's an interesting one. A
Speaker 2: biblical Nephilim hybrid taking a dark turn. Some cryptid believers
Speaker 2: tye frogman to Nephilim, the hybrid offspring of angels and
Speaker 2: humans in the Book of nak Their unnatural appearance and
Speaker 2: behavior are signs of ancient forbidden bloodlines surviving in isolated places.
Speaker 2: You shall not beat the frog of the swamp, for
Speaker 2: it is an abomination unto you.
Speaker 4: Sounds pretty meadow man.
Speaker 2: Man. I have I have a feeling.
Speaker 4: I have that one for the fuck Land, Fuckville, whatever, mettlement.
Speaker 4: It's uh, it would be interesting because like there is
Speaker 4: like even when I had Dustin Nemoys on, he's coming
Speaker 4: back on the show. Everybody, it's already recorded. I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna hold on to it for a little bit. Uh,
Speaker 4: but it's a great episode. I let him really dive
Speaker 4: into some of this stuff. And you was talking about
Speaker 4: the whole like GMO people and then trying to do
Speaker 4: it now where they did it back then, where they're
Speaker 4: genetically modifying people and creating like different types of creatures,
Speaker 4: and you think about like the crimea crimera type stuff
Speaker 4: that they literally the Chinese China, Chinese government has admitted
Speaker 4: to is like creating like these creatures like man, bear pig.
Speaker 4: That's why South Park made fun of it because they
Speaker 4: were there's actual legit stories that they were like doing
Speaker 4: stuff like that, and that the whole idea of cloning
Speaker 4: and how do you know what they have for technology?
Speaker 4: And then there's like we know they're smashing particles together
Speaker 4: at cern what else are they doing? You know, like
Speaker 4: Jeff Epstein was us with like what's that eugenics and
Speaker 4: suppose we specifically Ashkenazi genetics and stuff like that. Some
Speaker 4: of the women's have women have tales about that. Who
Speaker 4: God knows what they're actually doing. What's Nicholas Picolus? Can
Speaker 4: you look that up?
Speaker 2: That's some host guy? Oh? Okay? Was he involved? Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 2: There's also a theory that they after the twenty sixteen sighting,
Speaker 2: some people felt that the Frogman wasn't spotted by coincidence.
Speaker 2: He was summoned by the augmented reality app Pokemon goal
Speaker 2: a digital portal to a liminal space glitchen and matrix,
Speaker 2: or maybe Pokemon knows something we don't, a dimensional slip.
Speaker 2: The Frogman isn't from here. Another theory suggested that the
Speaker 2: Frogman is a dimensional traveler. He slipped into our world
Speaker 2: accidentally through a tin spot near the Little Miami River.
Speaker 2: That would explain the brief citing the strange behavior and
Speaker 2: why he never seems to hang around for There's another
Speaker 2: theory that he appears under specific lunar cycles, some kind
Speaker 2: of cryptid, some kind of cryptid wherewolf. People have theorized
Speaker 2: that Frogman only manifests during certain lunar phases, particularly heavy
Speaker 2: rains or storms. The idea the water activates his energy,
Speaker 2: or it's when he's allowed to cross over. Well, they
Speaker 2: say waterways are often spiritual, like no, here's an interest
Speaker 2: in one. This is the last one. A mind bending
Speaker 2: theory suggests that the Frogman didn't exist until people started
Speaker 2: to believe in him. In this view, he is a
Speaker 2: creature born of collective belief, brought into existent by legend, fear,
Speaker 2: and repetition. If you think about it long enough, it
Speaker 2: hops into reality. Ah. Nice, that's it all rise for
Speaker 2: the reptilian and them musta listen. This is like you
Speaker 2: come across the frog man all huddle together. What's with
Speaker 2: the weird gay huddle going on? Over? Gay? What's gay about?
Speaker 2: Its two guys talking in corner? Dude? Why why are
Speaker 2: you such a homophone? You're always like, oh, that's gay man.
Speaker 2: Don't look at that gay huddle. Look at that gay dog.
Speaker 2: That is so gay.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love gay people.
Speaker 2: Okay, you gonna tell me the monkeys gay? How do
Speaker 2: you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? Huh? I love
Speaker 2: Jane Fair movies all the time. Yeah, there's a good point.
Speaker 4: Why have we never come across like a massive pile
Speaker 4: of ship like just you know, like you think about
Speaker 4: like poopy from Frogs probably takes up a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. What do you think? What do
Speaker 2: you think the frog Man is. I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 4: He I'm gonna go with My original thought is that
Speaker 4: Bigfoot is an interdimensional cree. Sure the Frogman exists in
Speaker 4: a similar type universe. He wanted to come visit this place,
Speaker 4: much like the Dover Demon that we only saw for
Speaker 4: like literally like three different occasions on the same day.
Speaker 4: Me and Billy talked about it way back in the day.
Speaker 4: I think the video had to do editing. So it's
Speaker 4: on Patreon. That's a fun episode. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: the videos on Patreon only, so definitely check that out
Speaker 4: and support the show on Patreon. And you know, I
Speaker 4: think that the Loveland Frogman sucked Bigfoot off to get
Speaker 4: to this reality.
Speaker 2: I think that the big.
Speaker 4: You know, or it would be really cool, you know,
Speaker 4: because I was joking, yeah, oh yeah, he's gay for Bigfoot.
Speaker 4: I think it would be funny if like Bigfoot had
Speaker 4: the Loveland Frogman on his shoulder, like in Small Soldiers
Speaker 4: or that thing just like attacks you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: the the you know, that'd be fucking cool. You know,
Speaker 4: I have like the Bigfoot has him as like a
Speaker 4: little creature that attacks people.
Speaker 2: We're joking about this at.
Speaker 4: Work because there's a skinny kid names I might give
Speaker 4: this name, and we're joking about how we're gonna beat
Speaker 4: up the one kid that works there. And I was like, me,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna put him on my shoulders and we're gonna
Speaker 4: become a like a power ranger type like Megasord.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I was like, he's gonna be
Speaker 4: on my shoulder, just thrown like he's like t or
Speaker 4: He's like, well, no, he's like he would be your brains,
Speaker 4: you know, I would be like the brute and then
Speaker 4: he would control my actions and stuff.
Speaker 2: So funny. Maybe I'm wrong, but uh, you know, I
Speaker 2: think that there's something to be said for the idea
Speaker 2: of you know, like the Avengers assemble. Yeah yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: frog Man, Big Folks, moth Man. We should have made
Speaker 2: you Frogman on the website. You are you are?
Speaker 4: This is too funny that so if you guys don't know,
Speaker 4: you can get you can get some new merch. There's
Speaker 4: a bunch of new merch on the site. We'd appreciate
Speaker 4: the support. We don't get much money for it, but
Speaker 4: we did. There's a couple of new designs. If you
Speaker 4: want to bring them up, you could. I don't, like,
Speaker 4: I can't as soon as I clicked the internet, and like,
Speaker 4: my shit starts slowing down. I gotta figure that out,
Speaker 4: especially for like the tear lists and stuff. But yeah,
Speaker 4: we have a I don't know if anyone's gonna buy it.
Speaker 2: I bought it. I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 4: It's all three of us as cryptids and wearing like
Speaker 4: superhero stands, and I got like a glass of whiskey
Speaker 4: or some Aaron's got a hinecan, and Billy's got his
Speaker 4: beer as always, and even his brother was like, we
Speaker 4: need to frame this picture of Billy's because it makes
Speaker 4: it look so creepy.
Speaker 2: But we have new merch on the site.
Speaker 4: So everybody the Tea public Store specifically and watch for
Speaker 4: the deals man, because like I said, I bought like
Speaker 4: a hundred over one hundred dollars worth of merch, like
Speaker 4: I think four shirts and the sweater for like one
Speaker 4: hundred bucks over hundred over one hundred bucks. We're not
Speaker 4: doing a strange podcast turbin. That's never gonna happen. I
Speaker 4: don't want to even cater to anyone like that.
Speaker 2: Who wants to hear my new AI movie idea?
Speaker 4: Okay, frogman can unwrap the mysteries if he can find
Speaker 4: his way off of his way onto my shoulders. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Slenderman in that team or is he one of the
Speaker 4: bad guys?
Speaker 2: Billy? Is Slenderman in there? After skipping over something there Tom,
Speaker 2: somebody's asking for a piece of march.
Speaker 4: Where I know. I said, I'm not catering to turbans.
Speaker 4: No Strange Root Podcast turs not doing that, but soon
Speaker 4: maybe if.
Speaker 2: What about one of those ships that you put on
Speaker 2: I don't even know what it is called, but you
Speaker 2: can only see your eyes the burkas or the Yeah,
Speaker 2: one of them with strange slender Man is a speaker. Man,
Speaker 2: it's so funny. Bring up that image. Please.
Speaker 4: If you can't have Billy, it'll be so funny. Sick
Speaker 4: up Public, I'll try to do it. I'll freeze my screen. Okay,
Speaker 4: let me hear your movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're already fine, I got it.
Speaker 4: Yeah tee. Public, Strange Roop Podcast had jobs. Yeah, t
Speaker 4: shirts Santa for one, Oh yeah, Santa will deliver you
Speaker 4: at the strangeness. It's gonna come right down your chim
Speaker 4: make your child sit on his lap so he can
Speaker 4: molest them.
Speaker 2: That he is fucking horrifying. And it does looks great.
Speaker 2: You look hilarious. I mean you look pretty funny. It
Speaker 2: looks well.
Speaker 4: But I'd grab the strange brew strange brew burka if
Speaker 4: it was one hundred percent cotton strange brew burka. Look
Speaker 4: there's a there's a deal on right now. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: look at Really's face. Frightening man. It's just so funny
Speaker 4: because I really it matched his face so well because
Speaker 4: he is the slenderman. Look at that. There's a deal
Speaker 4: on right now. It's They have so many good deals
Speaker 4: on sixteen bucks for a T shirt. Like I said over,
Speaker 4: I bought five things a sweater for shirts and uh
Speaker 4: and it was like one hundred and twenty bucks or
Speaker 4: something like that. So go check out the site. There's
Speaker 4: lots of new stuff. I just had more recently. Actually,
Speaker 4: like that True Crime one, so fun stuff. That one's
Speaker 4: my favorite, the guy smoking the cigarette.
Speaker 2: I bought that one.
Speaker 4: Rep that everywhere get a class horror cast design. I
Speaker 4: actually enjoy that one. That one's cool. I want to
Speaker 4: get the year I want that one sometime that one's
Speaker 4: cool or Bigfoot's laughing his ass off. So you said
Speaker 4: I have my favorite shirt to wear is right there?
Speaker 4: Fuck communism. That's literally my favorite shirt to wear. My
Speaker 4: wife says, let me have the house wearing it. But
Speaker 4: I do enjoy people give me weird looks all the top.
Speaker 4: It's like a fuck with the World Economic Forum shirt
Speaker 4: I'm gonna read. I'm actually creating a new fuck the
Speaker 4: New World Order shirt. I want to fuck the government shirt.
Speaker 4: I well, you know what we'll make up. Would you
Speaker 4: fuck the Loveland frog No? I fucked the Loveland frogmen
Speaker 4: and all I got was the stupid T shirt.
Speaker 2: I'm going to create that tonight. So do you know
Speaker 2: what it was actually thinking of the other day? And
Speaker 2: I think I might actually do this from now on
Speaker 2: for both of our shows. I think I'm gonna exclusively
Speaker 2: only wear T shirts that we make or for eide
Speaker 2: of our shows. That's what I do. I pretty much
Speaker 2: do that. That is what I think I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: that now. I'm going to stop buying other stuff and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do you know what, I'm gonna just wear stuff.
Speaker 4: And you need to update your stuff because I created
Speaker 4: a bunch of cool ass merch designs for class or casts,
Speaker 4: like really cool stuff. Billy the Clown, Yes, that was
Speaker 4: my one of my favorite. People have not listened or
Speaker 4: definitely watched the Halloween special with Billy as Clown Trudeau.
Speaker 4: It is by far some of the funniest stuff that
Speaker 4: we've ever done, just because I was on mushrooms and
Speaker 4: it was so it was so funny. It's the burkeup.
Speaker 4: It's got one hundred percent polyester. I don't give a
Speaker 4: fuck if it's comfortable. Uh, you know, so, so who
Speaker 4: knows movie idea? Okay, let's here.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll maybe we'll make it a TV show or
Speaker 2: an animated series. So we're gonna call it Cryptid Command
Speaker 2: Legends unleashed. Did you just think of this? No? No,
Speaker 2: this is AI. Okay they were myths, there were warnings.
Speaker 2: Now they're humanity's last hope concept in a world spiraling
Speaker 2: into chaos, climate collapses, inter dimensional riffs, militarized AI. The
Speaker 2: last line of defense isn't the government task force. It's
Speaker 2: a team of creatures from our deepest nightmares and strangest folklore.
Speaker 2: Long thought to be urban legends, these beings are very
Speaker 2: real and they've been hiding until now. When a global
Speaker 2: paranormal event starts rewriting the laws of physics and reality itself.
Speaker 2: The cryptids are forced out of the shadows to protect
Speaker 2: the species that once feared them. So in it right
Speaker 2: we have this is the roster that they are. Could
Speaker 2: you get to make an image? Why you're reading it?
Speaker 2: I guess YEA give me one second. Damn son too funny? Okay.
Speaker 2: So we have the frog Man who is the swamp
Speaker 2: Tactician and his role is reconstealt and and fit as
Speaker 2: ops trades expert in urban infiltration, high agility, rumored to
Speaker 2: wield biotech wand of unknown origin. The vibe imagine Yoda
Speaker 2: meets Jason Bourne, hilarious with a splash of moist sass.
Speaker 2: That's so funny, Bigfoot, the Titan of the Trees, Muscle
Speaker 2: survivalist tank trades are super strength, near invisibility in forest terrain,
Speaker 2: and low tech wisdom Vibe the Hulk plus Ron Swanson
Speaker 2: in a silent protective edge, Mattman Roll, aerial scout, future
Speaker 2: sight and psychological ops can sense impending disasters. Wings cause
Speaker 2: electromagnetic disturbances and may exist outside linear time. The vibe
Speaker 2: a tragic force, part angel, part love Craft. H the
Speaker 2: when they go they're having this, we have to I
Speaker 2: want to redo that. Actually, roll Bizarker last resort traits
Speaker 2: supernatural hunger. Sure they bring him in, bring out the onedygoll.
Speaker 2: It's like a native guy.
Speaker 4: It's the native guy comes down and he like smokes
Speaker 4: like a peace pipe and it just like appears and
Speaker 4: he maybe he smokes the peace pipe and then he
Speaker 4: turns into the wind to go after.
Speaker 2: Eat his family. So vibe the nuclear option used sparingly,
Speaker 2: extremely unstable, possibly cursed. Yeah, we have the Jersey devil
Speaker 2: field leader aerial combat trades, winged fire breeding, tactical strategy
Speaker 2: with ties to a cult forces vibe Batman. If he
Speaker 2: smelled like sulfur and shrieked at sunrise? What wait? What
Speaker 2: is his what is his what is his streak? His
Speaker 2: shriek sound like.
Speaker 4: That's it's just like you just you hear, like you're
Speaker 4: like like wings that you hear.
Speaker 2: So the tagline for this, I'm surprised this actually gives
Speaker 2: a tagline. Neverthing legends don't die, they evolve and the
Speaker 2: plot ease is an ancient cryptid eating AI, called Project
Speaker 2: Project mith Eater, is hunting folklore creatures to wipe them
Speaker 2: out and erase their influence from human consciousness. Its goal
Speaker 2: collapse the boundary between reality and logic to create a
Speaker 2: fully rational world where belief itself is out lowed. Only
Speaker 2: the cryptid Command stands in its way, and they'll have
Speaker 2: to work together despite decades of mistrust, near immortality, and
Speaker 2: wildly conflicting vibes, to save both the world and their
Speaker 2: place in it. Wow, did it make you an image?
Speaker 2: It did? Actually? What that mean? Yes? Everybody watching?
Speaker 4: Make sure to like comment on the main page, send
Speaker 4: it to your friend, Santo, Grandma, all that good stuff,
Speaker 4: like support the show as best as you can.
Speaker 2: Yeah with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you think about with the frogmen have poisonous skin,
Speaker 4: because that'd be crazy because like a neon, a neon color, right,
Speaker 4: and then you could like you touch him and you
Speaker 4: like just stroke it. He's like rogue from the X Men.
Speaker 4: You know, you can't have sex. You can't have sex
Speaker 4: with Aaron.
Speaker 2: Weird yellow laser be Aaron.
Speaker 4: Aaron dies having sex with the frog Man and he's like,
Speaker 4: it was my last so my bucket list I had
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 4: So funny you guys seen the Crypto movie with Joe
Speaker 4: Bob Briggs. No, actually not. I would check that out.
Speaker 4: I'm not a huge fan of Joe Bob Briggs, but
Speaker 4: I would.
Speaker 2: Check out O. I love the concept, right, so I
Speaker 2: would do it better. I would love I love the
Speaker 2: concept of that show, and I would love to be
Speaker 2: able to host something like that, like us to be
Speaker 2: like kind of horror hosts whatever and have that cool
Speaker 2: hangout community thing. Yes, but I just can't get into
Speaker 2: Joe Bob at all. I tried too, and it's too
Speaker 2: structured and it's too like Joe Bob's five cans of
Speaker 2: beer out of five cans of beer and all that
Speaker 2: I just off.
Speaker 4: I I feel like we could do a better job,
Speaker 4: and I would. I'll just get plastered on the show.
Speaker 4: I do mushrooms. That'd be even more fun for the audience. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: you don't forget the frog Man does forget to wear condoms.
Speaker 4: They'll probably give you warts. Aaron just comes under all
Speaker 4: the covering of warts and ship.
Speaker 2: And like that image I showed her from the frog
Speaker 2: Man movie, Yeah, where the dude has all like warts
Speaker 2: all over.
Speaker 4: Okay, bring up the image of the superhero assembles assembly.
Speaker 4: That's pretty cool. That's actually pretty an encrypted disassembol Frogman
Speaker 4: looks dope man, Right, you gotta save that and post
Speaker 4: it on the page or something.
Speaker 2: That's fun. I short of gone, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: make that movie. That's Slenderman up there. Yeah. I noticed
Speaker 2: that they didn't even mention him. He's just there, so hello,
Speaker 2: I'm here.
Speaker 4: Just tied in the background. Much like Billy doesn't do much.
Speaker 4: He just stands there and comments on everyone, like you
Speaker 4: should be doing it this way, and they're like, shut
Speaker 4: the fuck up, slender Man, go go go assault the
Speaker 4: child or something. Go get it, go get a child
Speaker 4: to kill another child again. Because I told Billy had
Speaker 4: that costume and I think his girlfriend got rid of
Speaker 4: it his ex. So I was like, I want to
Speaker 4: do slender Man I've ever written out and he's like,
Speaker 4: I don't have the costume anymore. I was like, the
Speaker 4: whole point why we want you to keep that after
Speaker 4: the Halloween episode was so we can do do uh think.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look on fucking Red Durst. It's just one
Speaker 2: of those days. Frog Man's fucking day. Yeah. I love
Speaker 2: the biscuits so much. You saw them live? Did you
Speaker 2: really ship? Where you just fucking take your hairs dude?
Speaker 2: It was so good though. I literally felt like that,
Speaker 2: like that, I've seen him twice in a year, and
Speaker 2: like every time it's like it's all our age group.
Speaker 2: That's the best part. So like Ali, I literally feel
Speaker 2: like I was like, Wow, I'm a kid again. It's
Speaker 2: the nineties.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's changed a lot. You gotta watch Y two K.
Speaker 4: It's kind of good. There's some woke stuff in it,
Speaker 4: but it's a fun just fast paced, like stupid. Well yeah,
Speaker 4: of course it's because who owns Hollywood. Yes, he's in it.
Speaker 4: So I want you to watch it so we can
Speaker 4: just do an hour on it for your show. It'd
Speaker 4: be something very easy to talk about. That's what I'm saying. Everybody,
Speaker 4: go support Class Horror Cast, even on Rumble. We're on Rumble,
Speaker 4: so Class Horror Cast on Rumble and YouTube all that
Speaker 4: good stuff. There's there's some pretty good there's episodes that
Speaker 4: Aaron hasn't released that are really good. We just did
Speaker 4: one on the movie Men, which is pretty weird, and
Speaker 4: we we we dove into the social constructs. You could
Speaker 4: say if some of the stuff that's been going on
Speaker 4: in the world. But it's it's very good. We're pushing
Speaker 4: for some really obscure things on that show, and we're
Speaker 4: gonna be getting better. But I'm also going to convince
Speaker 4: Aaron to do things that I want to do also,
Speaker 4: because there's plenty of ideas off brand movies, so many
Speaker 4: of those Human Centipede with At some point I would
Speaker 4: love to do that.
Speaker 2: We have a twenty eight Days Slash Week's later episodeen
Speaker 2: we have there's gonna be a frog Man movie episodes.
Speaker 4: You just released the remake of Friday thirteenth, and I
Speaker 4: totally forgot. I was like, wow, that's a wild that
Speaker 4: was like sick, that's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that just came out set remake. Yeah that was horrible.
Speaker 4: A lot of the we talked a lot of shit
Speaker 4: on that movie, but yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was a fun time.
Speaker 4: So definitely check out class forecasts on you know, support
Speaker 4: both shows, especially if you're enjoy movies, because there's some
Speaker 4: cool stuff that I want to get to, especially off
Speaker 4: brand topics. But for all the people that people that
Speaker 4: watched this live, it will also go on audio at
Speaker 4: some point, but I have plans to do. We're gonna
Speaker 4: do tearless. I have a lot of cool ideas, like
Speaker 4: I really want to do tearless. We might saw our
Speaker 4: our start off with one more like true Crime base,
Speaker 4: but I think be fun because then people can participate
Speaker 4: in the chat. We'll try to advertise it, so if
Speaker 4: you do watch the Lives and you see this after,
Speaker 4: I make sure to go to Instagram and subscribe to follow,
Speaker 4: you know on Instagram. I'll try to even do it
Speaker 4: on YouTube and eventually hopefully rumble this post where you
Speaker 4: can like all coming in two days or whatever.
Speaker 2: But I'm super excited.
Speaker 4: I have lots of ideas and as I said, you
Speaker 4: guys won't really notice, but I'll be off for a
Speaker 4: month fairly soon. The time is getting to the crunch point.
Speaker 4: By the time the audio listeners hear this episode, I
Speaker 4: will have my baby girl will have been born. So
Speaker 4: I have lots of stuff that we got into works.
Speaker 4: I got lots of ideas, lots of things I'm writing out.
Speaker 4: We have episodes we're sitting on, so you know, support
Speaker 4: best you can. Awesome stream Tom and Aaron have a
Speaker 4: good night.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I appreciate everyone that tunes in, like all the people
Speaker 4: that watches on YouTube. I see you just like it
Speaker 4: takes two seconds to like things, share things. You know,
Speaker 4: I think your friend might like it, or you're weird coworker,
Speaker 4: God knows right, you know your hippie weed smoking ant
Speaker 4: just show everybody you can may milf. I love man,
Speaker 4: I lovesodup.
Speaker 2: This is nice. I also along. I love milks as well. Like, yes,
Speaker 2: you know a single one actual, go find them, but
Speaker 2: you need to you need to make more babies. You're like,
Speaker 2: I already kind of had one of my own. And
Speaker 2: it's true. I don't say that you love your child.
Speaker 2: I know you do.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, I love my child. Yeah, I just
Speaker 5: don't love the other aspects. Yes, yeah, I guess that's true.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I've got lots of ideas and I'm really excited.
Speaker 5: So make sure to injure on audio, leave a good review,
Speaker 5: even like comment on Spotify.
Speaker 4: Stuff like that is now available. So we appreciate the
Speaker 4: support everybody. We love you, We love all the fans.
Speaker 4: We appreciate you being here, whoever you are, wherever you
Speaker 4: come from, wherever you are, well, we love you, you know,
Speaker 4: even if I don't agree with all your lifestyle choices.
Speaker 2: Thank you for being a fan. These like frog guns.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess I can't do that, Billy, so you
Speaker 4: can Ranmack and new one.
Speaker 2: Like this, this looks like yes, especially so dumb. I.
Speaker 4: I enjoyed this a lot, and this will be cool
Speaker 4: for the show. The chats on the stage will do
Speaker 4: that definitely during the tier list, which maybe after if
Speaker 4: we can figure it out, maybe after the next episode
Speaker 4: that I want to do. We can mess around the
Speaker 4: tier list because it just sounds like a lot of fun,
Speaker 4: you know, it just sounds like it gives us the
Speaker 4: ability to rant a little more, you know, doing some
Speaker 4: of the tierless stuff. So man convinced Aaron do you
Speaker 4: on his side for movies and stuff? So all right,
Speaker 4: tell us keep ranting on. Support the show. We love
Speaker 4: you guys, stay strange out there.
Speaker 2: Don't get to follow me on Instagram. Get me to
Speaker 2: eight thousand followers, please ask get me to seven thousand.
Speaker 4: I for now, if you want to follow me on Instagram,
Speaker 4: I'm at the rap at Raptilian X. I'm building up
Speaker 4: an audience there talking about controversial things. It seems like
Speaker 4: people are really into into that stuff right now, Like, yeah,
Speaker 4: everyone knows and I'm okay man, but yeah, follow follow
Speaker 4: us everywhere.
Speaker 2: I appreciate this point. Long Live frog Man, Long Live
Speaker 2: frog Man.