Speaker 1: It's Jim.
Speaker 2: Welcome to teen Girl Talk.
Speaker 1: Teen Girl Talk.
Speaker 2: I'm Suzy Cooda.
Speaker 1: I'm Franklin Coda, and today.
Speaker 2: We are talking about Windstorm.
Speaker 1: Wilder than her Dream.
Speaker 2: It was like the something something her dreams.
Speaker 3: Or Windstorm won or in its native German aust wind,
Speaker 3: which is not something I knew about when I suggested
Speaker 3: this movie.
Speaker 2: I mean, did you not see the dubbing immediately?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: No excuse?
Speaker 3: I thought you meant like in the description, Like the
Speaker 3: minute it hits like, it was like, why is everything off?
Speaker 3: I have to look it up, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a German film.
Speaker 4: So this movie opens with a horse trying to commit murder,
Speaker 4: and immediately I was like, thank god, because last week
Speaker 4: we barely saw the horse come on talk.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 1: We heard rumors.
Speaker 3: About the relationship between Pumpkin Spies and Gracie, And.
Speaker 2: There's so much riding of the horse in this movie
Speaker 2: that it made me think, did anyone even ride the
Speaker 2: horse in last week's movie?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's scenes where Gracie is on Pumpkin Spice for
Speaker 3: like all ten seconds and then shoving his face into
Speaker 3: a pumpkin.
Speaker 2: Because there was so much horse riding. In this we
Speaker 2: see horse riding, we see horse jumping, we see multiple horses,
Speaker 2: we see a horse competition. Almost called it a horse show.
Speaker 1: I think that's something different.
Speaker 2: We see stables, we see multiple horses in the stables.
Speaker 2: I would not be surprised if the budget of this
Speaker 2: movie was like three to ten times the budget of
Speaker 2: Pumpkin Spice Holiday.
Speaker 3: Pumpkin Spice is the agent was just like you get
Speaker 3: you get Pumpkin Spice for two days, that's it.
Speaker 2: And like the thing was I feel like they were
Speaker 2: always trying to like pad it out where Sure we
Speaker 2: were seeing Pumpkin Spice, but it was not integral to
Speaker 2: the plot really, except when they lose Pumpkin Spice.
Speaker 1: Pumpkin Spice went first roll apparently, which is so.
Speaker 2: Fun because like in this one, and Pumpkin Spice did
Speaker 2: that off screen, by the way, but in this one,
Speaker 2: windstorm charges out of the stable multiple times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is a OK. I was gonna make
Speaker 1: a joke.
Speaker 2: I'll say I never felt emotional in Pumpkin Spice Holiday,
Speaker 2: but due to the soundtrack, with the exception of the
Speaker 2: Sublime song, and the cinematography in this film, I was
Speaker 2: like teared up. I would say the majority of the
Speaker 2: time when Windstorm and Micah Micah we're having a moment.
Speaker 2: Because this movie showed up, it got the memo. It
Speaker 2: was like, Micah is going to be a trouble team.
Speaker 2: She's going to connect with this horse. They are going
Speaker 2: to forever have a life on And every time you
Speaker 2: see the two of them on screen, you're like, oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's not you know, Hiccup and twofless
Speaker 3: levels twossit does a giant cat.
Speaker 1: I care about cats more than horses.
Speaker 2: But not animated and it's not mythical.
Speaker 1: It's just a girl on her horse.
Speaker 2: Yes, So what do we have here? We have legacies unfulfilled.
Speaker 2: We have mother daughter drama, we have a useless dad.
Speaker 1: We have a ranch in trouble.
Speaker 2: Kind of I feel like they abandoned that pretty I
Speaker 2: here's what I'm gonna say. I really feel like the grandma.
Speaker 2: What's the name of the ranch.
Speaker 1: I look it up. It's some German word.
Speaker 2: Carthage or something.
Speaker 1: I'm just going Carlton Bach.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's that's that's the last name of the grandma.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we have a uh semi mystical like old coot
Speaker 2: character living uh sort of reclusively.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I cannot wait to get to I just want.
Speaker 2: To say, here are all the aspects I expect of
Speaker 2: a horse movie. Last week they barely even gave us horse.
Speaker 2: There were so many discussions like I feel like the
Speaker 2: star and I will stop bagging on pumpkin spice holiday
Speaker 2: because I really feel like that's a disservice to Windstorm.
Speaker 2: Wilder than her Dreams, which had four sequels. As far
Speaker 2: as I know, there are at least five Windstorm movies,
Speaker 2: if not more. This this horse captured Germany's heart.
Speaker 1: I mean the.
Speaker 2: Movie, I will say, the movie starts as strong. We
Speaker 2: see Grandma Cutson back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her name is Maria, Maria Calton bag literally every okay,
Speaker 3: every picture on the im tob is just Windstorm and
Speaker 3: Micah like the same shot of her staring straight down
Speaker 3: the camera and his head polic.
Speaker 2: So we see Grandma speaking to someone about buying Windstorm.
Speaker 2: The horse. Actor who plays Windstorm is clearly a very
Speaker 2: well trained horse, so in order to make him seem dangerous,
Speaker 2: they put reverb on everything. Windstorm does a little stomp
Speaker 2: reverb threatening stump. Now does a little winny reverb threatening Winnie.
Speaker 3: Windstorm is treated like a resonant evil monster where it's
Speaker 3: just like barely contained and you're just like, this thing,
Speaker 3: if it gets loose, we'll destroy everything.
Speaker 2: Windstorm does that exhale thing that horses do.
Speaker 3: Threatening and like Maria Slash, Grandma is like, I can
Speaker 3: handle this horse.
Speaker 2: She scene is so crazy, and I was like, is
Speaker 2: the movie going to follow this example, because, like Frank said,
Speaker 2: she says, I I know what I'm doing end quote,
Speaker 2: immediately gets stumped the fuck out by the horse.
Speaker 1: No, well, yeah she does.
Speaker 3: And she also like she's holding onto it as Windstorm's
Speaker 3: like all right, you want the door open two for
Speaker 3: two seconds bye. She gets dragged into the stable what's
Speaker 3: clearly a different like a stunt double.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I loved it and thirty years younger
Speaker 2: than Grandma.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like.
Speaker 3: And like the guy who sold her the horse is
Speaker 3: apparently just like all right, this this albatross of a
Speaker 3: horse is around your neck.
Speaker 1: Now by I'm out.
Speaker 2: Because we get a cut scene so we see its
Speaker 2: slow motion Grandma get dragged and slammed against the side
Speaker 2: of the stable hard cut. Now we're in a school setting.
Speaker 2: We see two friends. This is where I really started
Speaker 2: to notice the dubbing. So this is like forty five
Speaker 2: seconds in, So Grandma is grievously injured.
Speaker 1: Now we're in school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Micah has this friend who's dubbing, and like voice
Speaker 3: acting is just so wild.
Speaker 1: It's very distracting, like everybody else kind of fits.
Speaker 3: Like it's still just like a bit out of place
Speaker 3: here and there, like the emotions, like they just kind
Speaker 3: of describe the scene the actors, and they were like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I think I got the gist of it. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: Micah is not a good student. She's gonna fail possibly,
Speaker 3: and that could put their summer plans into jeopardy. They
Speaker 3: what was that summer camp? It's just pewter beaches, every
Speaker 3: hanging on the beach.
Speaker 2: It reminded me, so they're supposed to go to this
Speaker 2: summer camp. I pictured it like an American summer camp
Speaker 2: where there are cabins, there's like an archery range, you
Speaker 2: go canoeing. Their summer camp reminded me more of midsommer
Speaker 2: where they were like these cloth tents set up and
Speaker 2: the girls just sort of free roaming.
Speaker 3: I'm just imagining like all the girls together with Windstorm
Speaker 3: as he winnies.
Speaker 1: And they were like.
Speaker 2: And then so I have a lot of questions about like,
Speaker 2: when we get to the end of this film, was
Speaker 2: Windstorm abandoned at summer camp?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I see?
Speaker 3: My thought was that they find her when Windstorm has colic?
Speaker 2: Yea, So does the man just say like, I've treated
Speaker 2: this horse, Okay, bye, this horse is your problem now? Girls?
Speaker 1: Oh oh? I thought, Okay, we'll get there. I have George.
Speaker 1: Will we just go over now? Like, no, it's.
Speaker 2: Fine, but it just makes this summer camp that much
Speaker 2: more confusing to me. We'll get there. But the summer
Speaker 2: camp was where I felt like the movie stumbled a
Speaker 2: little bit. It's going really strong before.
Speaker 3: That, like why did they have her? Okay, well, we'll
Speaker 3: get there. What how does she even meet Windstorm? That's
Speaker 3: the question I wanted.
Speaker 2: To parents are both astrophysicists, and they want Micah to
Speaker 2: be good at quantum physics, which I don't think is
Speaker 2: taught in high school. Yeah, but I'm also talking about
Speaker 2: the Americans school system, which, as we know, has its problem.
Speaker 2: So maybe in Germany they love horses, they have sort
Speaker 2: of witchy summer camps, and everyone knows quantum physics. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because the fact that Micah does not know quantum physics
Speaker 2: is treated like Micah has like struggled to learn to read,
Speaker 2: where they're just like, oh gosh, I don't and again
Speaker 2: like nothing is offered to her, no tutoring, no help,
Speaker 2: no aid. It's just like, while you're going to summer school,
Speaker 2: you're gonna learn quantum physics one way or another.
Speaker 1: Just keep reading them books. We're not gonna give you
Speaker 1: any other help.
Speaker 2: Yes, Micah has a terrible teacher. I don't think we
Speaker 2: ever learned his name.
Speaker 1: I mean, he doesn't matter. He drives a.
Speaker 2: Butter yellow convertible, almost runs Micah over, yells at her.
Speaker 2: I thought he was a random character at this point,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, that guy seems awful. Nope,
Speaker 2: it's the teacher. So then we see him in class
Speaker 2: basically editorializing on people's grades. I am not over in
Speaker 2: exaggerating when I say I don't remember exactly what he says,
Speaker 2: but he's basically like dud, great, super dud, Micah, your
Speaker 2: parents are so smart. He's I do remember this line.
Speaker 2: They say the apple doesn't far fall far from the tree,
Speaker 2: but in your case, it landed in a different continent fire.
Speaker 1: This man, It's just like, so, then here's the.
Speaker 2: Thing I think. I feel like, sure it's Micah's friend
Speaker 2: with the bad dubbing that set his car on fire.
Speaker 2: But I'm also gonna say Karmo was in there. So
Speaker 2: Micah and the friend have a conversation about the bad grade,
Speaker 2: and Mike is like, I'm not gonna be able to
Speaker 2: go to summer camp. The friend takes what I thought
Speaker 2: was a pen. I thought they were gonna do an
Speaker 2: old we're changing the grades. No, this chaos. Stephen, She's like,
Speaker 2: fuck this shit, it all burned up. They can't deliver
Speaker 2: the grades. Sets the tests on fire like a little piro,
Speaker 2: throws it out of the window. She doesn't check if
Speaker 2: anyone's down there. She doesn't check what's going on. If
Speaker 2: she's going to set a fire that will set the
Speaker 2: town ablaze. It lands directly in the shitty teacher's car,
Speaker 2: catches the rest of his grading papers on fire. He
Speaker 2: is off screen. I guess they couldn't do a thing
Speaker 2: where he was in the car. They probably couldn't get
Speaker 2: it insured to do a thing where he was in
Speaker 2: the car while it was on fire. You hear him
Speaker 2: skip screaming out of frame. Hell. Someone helped me, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, did they murder this thing?
Speaker 2: I was like, why did they dumb ass get out
Speaker 2: of his car. Michael would have gotten out of the car.
Speaker 1: So they find this is they find so good.
Speaker 3: They fight amongst the bird papers, like I guess her
Speaker 3: a ShredIt paper that has her name on it, So
Speaker 3: they figure out it's her test that started the blaze.
Speaker 2: Perfectly preserved piece of this scantron that has her name
Speaker 2: computer printed on it, which again I'm going to refer
Speaker 2: you back to the chaos Stephen friend who was not like, hmm,
Speaker 2: if they this burning piece of paper was thrown out
Speaker 2: of the window, the whole thing would have gone up.
Speaker 2: But it's this evidence is so perfectly preserved that I
Speaker 2: think the teacher planted it. But the police are like, hey,
Speaker 2: so we know you're guilty of arson, and if, like
Speaker 2: we wanted to be real assholes about it, we could
Speaker 2: say attempted murder. But if you just go to summer
Speaker 2: school or like retake this test, it'll be okay.
Speaker 1: Like it's just.
Speaker 3: Also because this is twenty thirteen, so a lot of
Speaker 3: stuff is still paper based.
Speaker 1: She burned up. A lot of other students work.
Speaker 2: Too, so they have to pay for the damages to
Speaker 2: the car. I don't think a car can sort of
Speaker 2: be reclaimed after you've set a fire in the vaccinat
Speaker 2: and so because again I can't, I based this on
Speaker 2: the American school system, but I was like, what kind
Speaker 2: of teacher can afford a convertible like that? I think
Speaker 2: that this teacher is a villain.
Speaker 3: But so oh yeah, in mind, I took notes on
Speaker 3: this because that's how important this movie was. I have
Speaker 3: the note the teacher looks like he's about a day
Speaker 3: away from getting reported for something.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would agree he is unprofessional and the worst.
Speaker 2: So am I blaming this man that his shit got
Speaker 2: caught on fire?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: So they're like, Micah, we have a conference your mother,
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess a quantum physics conference. It's never defined.
Speaker 2: Your mother is the keynote speaker. What are we gonna
Speaker 2: do with you? And she's like, send me to summer
Speaker 2: camp and they were like nope, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's gonna miss out on all that canoeing. Before knowing
Speaker 2: that these girls seem to have to like forage and
Speaker 2: like catch fish out of the ocean with their bare.
Speaker 3: Hairs, like we're gonna release you on a page.
Speaker 1: We'll be back, hopefully all of you make it.
Speaker 2: They're like yellow jackets doesn't exist yet.
Speaker 3: But we need some inspiration for that. Christina, she gotta
Speaker 3: eat again the pit.
Speaker 2: So then we see Grandma, who is now walking with
Speaker 2: a cane.
Speaker 3: Sorry, we haven't finished the DISCUSSI oh, yeah, we get
Speaker 3: the she gets the phone call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she We see her walk over to the phone Grandma.
Speaker 2: I guess this is sort of a trigger warning because
Speaker 2: Grandma uses some real ablest language and like, not for nothing,
Speaker 2: she's blaming this stuff on windstorm. At her age, brittle
Speaker 2: bones and falls are already. I guess she's sixty. It's
Speaker 2: a little younger then, but like it is completely within
Speaker 2: the realm of possibility that she would have fallen anyway.
Speaker 2: So now she has like a.
Speaker 1: What's up, I'm just trying to figure out the ages.
Speaker 2: So her age gets mentioned and the evil student is like,
Speaker 2: she's really losing her touch.
Speaker 3: She's sixty, okay, so she's over sixty, to which the
Speaker 3: guy says I'm sixty seven, yes, which is a very
Speaker 3: good line.
Speaker 2: Then oh god, just they send Micah to this house.
Speaker 2: I thought that there was gonna be some class trash thrown,
Speaker 2: which would be very ironic because it's like, are we
Speaker 2: trying to pose it? The two quantum physicists are not
Speaker 2: pulling down a lot of money versus like a dressage school.
Speaker 3: One of them is a keynote speaker at a conference,
Speaker 3: like come on, but okay, But before that, they're like,
Speaker 3: Micah has a very funny line. They bring her downstairs,
Speaker 3: like Micah, we.
Speaker 2: Just we're upper middle class and we're slightly upper middle class.
Speaker 1: She's upper middle class, we're slightly lower middle class.
Speaker 3: So they bring Mike down and they're like, we decided
Speaker 3: you're going to spend the summer with your grandma. She
Speaker 3: goes what in the grave? And they're like, you have
Speaker 3: another grandma?
Speaker 2: Which I will give it to This movie was a
Speaker 2: deft bit of uh like exposition. We right there. No,
Speaker 2: the mom and her mom do not have a good relationship,
Speaker 2: to the point that Micah, who's roughly fourteen, doesn't even
Speaker 2: know she is another grandma. Later we see the Micah's
Speaker 2: dad like basically introduce himself to uh grandma, and I
Speaker 2: was like, wow, imagine all of this continuity plot it
Speaker 2: seems like there's a world that exists outside of the
Speaker 2: next line of dialogue.
Speaker 3: Amazing Grandma's like, I could not come to your wedding.
Speaker 3: Halla the horse, the legendary horse, did not allow it.
Speaker 2: Okay, they dropped. I will be completely transparent. I did
Speaker 2: not fall asleep during this film, but I was like
Speaker 2: clearing off the coffee table and training up a little bit.
Speaker 2: Did they ever explain why? She said? Like the backstory
Speaker 2: to Halla carrying her injured and half conscious rider to
Speaker 2: the Okay. So I'm gonna say I kind of love
Speaker 2: that because it leaves the viewer to be like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck happened at the Olympics? And I'll say, my
Speaker 2: ignorant ass didn't even know there are horses at the Olympics.
Speaker 1: And horse events there are the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Okay, so also, and then I couldn't help but imagine
Speaker 2: just like an unconscious body, like bouncing around on a horse,
Speaker 2: like something a weakened.
Speaker 3: From Bernie's Oh, okay. Olympic of Christian events include the
Speaker 3: three core disciplines jasage, jumping, and eventing. Huh, I did
Speaker 3: not know about this same? So wait, is that a
Speaker 3: winter or it has to be a summer.
Speaker 1: It has to be some.
Speaker 2: So I didn't know about any of that, and we
Speaker 2: will never find out. Grandma keeps her secrets. Grandma's house
Speaker 2: is I think, the appropriate level of tacky for someone
Speaker 2: who is obsessed with horses to the point that she
Speaker 2: has lost contact with presumably her only daughter her. So, okay,
Speaker 2: if I'm trying to figure out the relation, and I
Speaker 2: know that it could be a cultural thing where they
Speaker 2: call Uncle Coot uncle, but Micah's dad refers to his uncle.
Speaker 2: I presumed that he was the brother of Grandma. Maybe
Speaker 2: he is. Oh he is? I Oh, my god, because
Speaker 2: there's three generations. My brain short circuited. Okay, so they
Speaker 2: are related.
Speaker 1: Okay, he seems to have I knew the.
Speaker 2: Related, but I couldn't figure it out. So Grandma's brother,
Speaker 2: Uncle Kut Is has this sort of like horse sense
Speaker 2: and knows how to like locate someone else who has
Speaker 2: horse sense.
Speaker 3: Okay, well says, we are jumping ahead a little bit,
Speaker 3: because like Michaeh gets dropped off.
Speaker 2: But did you catch that long panning shot that they
Speaker 2: did of Uncle Kut's little house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was went to horse statues and whatnot.
Speaker 2: I was like that little Hutch looks important. But with
Speaker 2: these these b movies, you never know. It could just
Speaker 2: be like, and there's another thing that exists in the world,
Speaker 2: we will never return.
Speaker 3: So Michael gets just dropped off, apparently in the wilderness,
Speaker 3: and out here comes our honky love interest, Sam riding
Speaker 3: a tractor to come pick her up.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing I really liked. She seems to care
Speaker 2: about Sam as a person does not care about him.
Speaker 2: That's a love interest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they ride back. Uh and unlike the last
Speaker 3: unlike the Pumpkin Spice Holiday Farm where we can't allow.
Speaker 2: Pants not bagging on that movie, I don't know what
Speaker 2: it ate with. That movie was so egregious, and I
Speaker 2: think the reason it made me so mad is because
Speaker 2: I feel like it was trying to like propagandaze something
Speaker 2: to me that was not horses. I feel like Windstorm
Speaker 2: Wilder than Her Dreams is like, you know them, you
Speaker 2: love them horses, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse,
Speaker 2: which is what I expect from a movie like this.
Speaker 3: Or the first second of the movie you get the credits,
Speaker 3: second second, you're getting a horse like that's so many slow.
Speaker 2: Motion shots of horses running, horses doing the main's toss.
Speaker 2: We had multiple scenes of horses being combed out, their
Speaker 2: tails being braided, their tails being unbraided.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, guess what.
Speaker 2: I didn't come here for middle aged boring problems, pumpkin
Speaker 2: spice holiday.
Speaker 1: So so what I was just gonna say was.
Speaker 3: We have unlike the last place where they're like, we
Speaker 3: don't let our our workers use power tools or lift
Speaker 3: heavy things.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got these workers that just trust us. They're here.
Speaker 2: You're never gonna see them, no, no, no, but they're here.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Grandma's like, I employed a local gang of small
Speaker 3: children to run my far.
Speaker 2: You think those people are getting paid? You think those
Speaker 2: girls just start here for love of horses. Frank Clinton
Speaker 2: listening at all those girls are here because they love horses.
Speaker 1: The game.
Speaker 2: The daughter of the bet is I believe a student
Speaker 2: at the school. The voice actor they got for this girl,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh hey, yes, like that actress is clearly
Speaker 2: ten to eleven years old. The voice actor they got
Speaker 2: to voice her maybe like seven.
Speaker 3: And she's saying like her whole thing is that she's
Speaker 3: like has a very it's like the acknoledge of horse
Speaker 3: care and like medicines and whatnot.
Speaker 2: As she should. She's in a horse movie.
Speaker 1: Well what is her name?
Speaker 3: Don't know, But we also get introduced to our evil
Speaker 3: rival who has money and her name is Michelle.
Speaker 2: Michelle has no gas. She is just like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: what a dud. Like usually I feel like the popular
Speaker 2: mean girl. You're like, damn, well, I gotta give it
Speaker 2: to her. She's got it. Michelle is just like everyone's like,
Speaker 2: oh right, and Michelle, yeah, because she won't matter through
Speaker 2: most of this movie, it's all about Micah and Windstorm. Well,
Speaker 2: has Michelle ever tamed a horse? Michelle's not even listening
Speaker 2: to the horse. Yeah, Uncle Kut lets us know that.
Speaker 3: So, uh, Micah kids. So here's something that was definitely
Speaker 3: lost in translation. They put the food in front of
Speaker 3: Micah for the first night.
Speaker 1: Looked fine, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It looks like spinach. I don't know what the yellow
Speaker 2: stuff was, maybe some sort of egg rice thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then to sausage, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, if we're in Germany, what does Mica eat?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, and so she decides she waits. In the
Speaker 3: middle of night, she's hungry. She goes downstairs for a
Speaker 3: midnight snack about four apples, like I can eat an
Speaker 3: apple at a sitting After that, I'm like, I'm good
Speaker 3: on apples for the day.
Speaker 2: Like, well, that's how I was like. She's going to
Speaker 2: the stables. No human seed that apple.
Speaker 3: So she goes to the stables, she meets Windstorm. Windstorms
Speaker 3: just like, yo, what's up? Like we cool already.
Speaker 1: She goes into the stables to sleep.
Speaker 2: After this, she lies down on that Hey. I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: you are sleeping in a horse litter box? What are
Speaker 2: you doing? But did was the first time I teared
Speaker 2: up When Windstorm was nuzzling her hand. Yes, oh, I
Speaker 2: love that. The best part which she bites the apple
Speaker 2: and she's trying because I relate to this.
Speaker 1: This is something I've.
Speaker 2: Been doing, trying to shut it through the bars of
Speaker 2: a stoul.
Speaker 1: It was I would not do this she did.
Speaker 2: There's another bite after it's touched the bars and tries
Speaker 2: to shove it through, and she's like, well, I guess
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna have to open the door. I can't
Speaker 2: see to shove it through the bar.
Speaker 1: I thought, will bite the already unbitten part.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she next morning she wakes up, Winstorm's like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up. Immediately Windstorm gets it doesn't wake.
Speaker 2: Up before they blow dr gun him.
Speaker 1: They immediately track Windstorm.
Speaker 2: I like, this scene is so crazy because with no context,
Speaker 2: we see the tube that the dirt is gonna come out.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a rifle. I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, it is a rifle. Maybe that would make
Speaker 2: more sense than the.
Speaker 1: Idea that the vet's like.
Speaker 3: She's gonna get den of a unicorn Jeno or taga
Speaker 3: in the first minutes of this movie.
Speaker 2: So she wakes up and it's like, understandably, like what
Speaker 2: the fuck? And they're like, this is a dangerous horse
Speaker 2: and you were sleeping in hair? Did he hurt you?
Speaker 2: Like I feel like sure they were as well have
Speaker 2: been like did Windstorm trick you into coming in here?
Speaker 2: And so then she's like, what is your deal? We
Speaker 2: were fine, I was sleeping stopping a psycho?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. So this.
Speaker 2: This this begins what the section of the film where
Speaker 2: Grandma is clearly not paying attention to anything going on
Speaker 2: her farm. The part I love about this is like
Speaker 2: Windstorm is treated like a bad boy boyfriend where Micah
Speaker 2: is climbing out of her window, lying sneaking out to
Speaker 2: see him, and then they get together and they're like,
Speaker 2: there's only us, Yeah, let's run away together.
Speaker 3: So literally, yes, so like, but Grandma's clearly not paying
Speaker 3: attention to anything going on her farm.
Speaker 2: Okay, Grandma is kind of the worst. She's a bad
Speaker 2: business owner. I am honestly surprised the farm isn't going under.
Speaker 2: She is so her blood loss for murdering Windstorm. It's
Speaker 2: so intense that she's like.
Speaker 1: Called the Hungarian. And I was like, well, I can't
Speaker 1: be good.
Speaker 3: In my notes, I said, if Grandma hates Windstorm so much,
Speaker 3: why doesn't she just eat him?
Speaker 1: And I found out that was the plan. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, yes, And so I was joking.
Speaker 2: Water When we see the Hungarian, this man is so
Speaker 2: evil they don't even show us his face.
Speaker 3: He's cast all in shadow. He's walking towards Windstorm stable
Speaker 3: with a right with a gun and a life of rope.
Speaker 2: The only view we get, Frank, this is not supposed
Speaker 2: to be funny, and I know it. But like when
Speaker 2: they have the Hungarian walk through the stable and the
Speaker 2: horses are all like and all the horses turn their
Speaker 2: heads away, I dug. I was like, first of all,
Speaker 2: great horse sacket, second of all this like it's such
Speaker 2: a tried and true bit, right, like having like the
Speaker 2: bad guy's coming. It's like in a Western where there's
Speaker 2: going to be a showdown and everyone's like shuddering up
Speaker 2: their businesses and homes. So but back to the current, Like,
Speaker 2: I really did feel bad for Micah because, like, what
Speaker 2: a boring summer. She has no cell service. I don't
Speaker 2: think there's a TV anywhere in the house. She does
Speaker 2: not have access to a computer. She has her quantum
Speaker 2: physics book, the stable hand who does not seem to
Speaker 2: really like her, and a passing knowledge that Uncle Coot exists.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, she meets him in the field when she's trying
Speaker 3: to find it sceneal to call her friend and he's
Speaker 3: just like, what are you doing out here? This is
Speaker 3: my land. She's like I'll leave.
Speaker 2: He's like, take your shitty scooter and she's like, doesn't matter,
Speaker 2: it's broken. He's like, nothing's ever truly broken.
Speaker 1: Heavy boss.
Speaker 2: I wish they because this movie does have such sort
Speaker 2: of like heightened aspects to it. I wish they had
Speaker 2: put in like sort of like a mystical bell or something.
Speaker 2: After he said that, we're like looked away into the
Speaker 2: middle distance.
Speaker 3: Sorry, when you said, like mystical aspect of it just
Speaker 3: remind me that one horse movie watched forest fairies were
Speaker 3: at the end of it, the like George R. Martin
Speaker 3: Grandpa is a fairy along with the rest of them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: That I like immediately became so angry when you reminded me,
Speaker 5: Susie Frank, I am.
Speaker 2: Going to make a declarative statement. I think this is
Speaker 2: the best horse movie we've watched.
Speaker 1: I would agree wholeheartedly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like every other horse movie that is
Speaker 2: based on the closing of a ranch take note. This
Speaker 2: movie does it. It's like wild horse can't be tamed,
Speaker 2: troubled team get together, Winny Magic. It's it. The equation
Speaker 2: is so simple. We don't need to involve the bank.
Speaker 2: There's like there is so there's so much real life
Speaker 2: adult strife about like being able to pay a mortgage,
Speaker 2: going into debt, losing a job. Like I don't think
Speaker 2: these need to be aspects in a horse movie. I
Speaker 2: think the horse movie can be about the horse. I
Speaker 2: don't care about land developers, I don't care about bank loans.
Speaker 2: Stop shoving them in my horse movie.
Speaker 3: I think it's also just because it's because it's a
Speaker 3: German film. Yeah, like so many of the other movies
Speaker 3: we watch, I'm just like they're just all patriotism, like
Speaker 3: that one with like let's do the Cowgirls stop?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Was that the Barrel Roll one?
Speaker 1: I don't know if Barrel Girls or something something.
Speaker 3: Along those lines, where the guys like, there's they they're
Speaker 3: in class one day and the guys like throwing some
Speaker 3: real Islamophobic bullshit around.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: My brain has been like to delete all like and
Speaker 2: he recycled in on these movies. I do remember the
Speaker 2: Forest Fairies one because I'm mad, but I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: No, it was like least say, like I have I
Speaker 3: keep in mind the one we.
Speaker 2: Watched last year that was like to basically like a
Speaker 2: promotional film for some camp. Yeah, that that's not the one, right.
Speaker 2: I don't think they ever went to school. That was
Speaker 2: mostly they seem to mostly drift around and then they
Speaker 2: went to like boring rodeos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like, oh we we we have this
Speaker 3: whole not the whole thing, but documents said something for
Speaker 3: her like.
Speaker 2: It's a whole thing. So as Frank finds that, because
Speaker 2: we definitely need to know which film was had a smattering.
Speaker 1: Of a cowgirls story. I don't remember that. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure it's a cowgirls story.
Speaker 2: Frank, I believe you, yes, yes, because I remember they
Speaker 2: were all dressed in the stupid patriotic elevents.
Speaker 3: So then the images that come up on Google are
Speaker 3: them saluting.
Speaker 2: So and like this is what this is what I
Speaker 2: think Windstorm wilder than her dreams, gonna say, the whole
Speaker 2: name gets right. The people who are going to watch
Speaker 2: and enjoy this film do not need to be pandered to.
Speaker 2: They don't need like a hat on a hat, you
Speaker 2: don't need. The farm is closing. Capitalism is a problem
Speaker 2: on top of that, yeeha America. Like I don't, I
Speaker 2: don't think it's necessary. I think and like I know,
Speaker 2: a lot of this is probably dictated by budget, right,
Speaker 2: Like this seemed like a high budget film. It looks good,
Speaker 2: everyone is styled well. The cinematography is good. I mean
Speaker 2: there are a lot there are a lot of like
Speaker 2: strange pan zooms, but I think that's more of a
Speaker 2: product of the chime, like the PUV shots, the like
Speaker 2: three sixty shots, Like someone was like, let me really flex,
Speaker 2: like crack my knuckles. Like, but I have to say
Speaker 2: it was effective because like, we are right up in
Speaker 2: Windstorm's face a couple different points in this movie, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, we're so close to Windstorm,
Speaker 2: the windstorm. So the way we get.
Speaker 3: To we get to her taming this wild beast, yeah,
Speaker 3: is that she One day she takes the horse. She's like,
Speaker 3: Windstorm needs to be let loose. Oh my god, he
Speaker 3: needs to go for a walk. I can feel it
Speaker 3: in my bones.
Speaker 2: Yeah. She's like, oh, you want to go for a
Speaker 2: walk and we can do that.
Speaker 1: And I was like, girl, what horses don't just go
Speaker 1: for walks?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: So she brushes down Windstorm like she tenderly, like takes
Speaker 3: care of him, opens the door.
Speaker 2: He sneaks in in the middle of the night, and
Speaker 2: he's making all kinds of noise like horse whinnies, and
Speaker 2: she says, oh, He's like, you have to be quieter.
Speaker 2: They'll hear us again. Bad boyfriend codd And so she
Speaker 2: stays up all night. Windstorm looks great and she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you want to go for a little walk about. That's cool?
Speaker 2: And I was like, what the windstorms like?
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 3: This leads to an amazing shot of everyone watching Windstorm
Speaker 3: just fucking leave, and we kind of like cut to
Speaker 3: the grandma. She's apparently enjoying her morning coffee, just out
Speaker 3: and about, and she just is staring, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, it drops the club.
Speaker 1: It just falls out of her hand.
Speaker 3: But she's just like, oh my god, I cannot believe
Speaker 3: when Storm is loose, I need to alert the mayor.
Speaker 1: So many people are gonna die by hoove.
Speaker 2: I thought she was gonna say, oh my god, he's
Speaker 2: come to finish the job.
Speaker 3: When when Storm paused only a moment to shoot her
Speaker 3: of like a murderous glance, and then he left as
Speaker 3: it to say, when you Lisa's and I'll be back. Yes,
Speaker 3: So we're gonna get into the horse training and we
Speaker 3: take a trip to the big sale, so everybody nobody can.
Speaker 1: Sam says like, why did you Lily's wind Store.
Speaker 2: And she's like, we were just gonna go for a walk,
Speaker 2: which is not a good explanation, and Sam like what
Speaker 2: And so then Sam is like, oh, oh my god, Frank,
Speaker 2: they are also related.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that that makes sense, because he's like.
Speaker 2: Bring dinner to my grandpa. He is not a love address.
Speaker 2: They are related.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: Possibly not my blood but my marriage.
Speaker 3: But still that makes sense because I read the plot
Speaker 3: for the next movie, which I really want to do
Speaker 3: next week, but I'm gonna keep it to myself until
Speaker 3: the end of the movie and the the anounsis, so
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: Like, wait, wait, that's also that's her uncle, So this
Speaker 2: is her cousin.
Speaker 3: I was very confused by the relationships.
Speaker 1: So anyway they go to.
Speaker 2: They're like second cousins. So because uncle Kot would be
Speaker 2: Micah's like uncle once removed or no great uncle, and
Speaker 2: which would make not that I think any of these
Speaker 2: Like if someone feels like family, they could be your
Speaker 2: cousin or auntie or whatever. But like, I guess technically
Speaker 2: they're second cousins.
Speaker 1: Okay, So.
Speaker 3: When she goes, she goes to give grandpa his or
Speaker 3: uncle his dinner for the night.
Speaker 1: He's I guess who's there. It's wind Store.
Speaker 2: I love the idea that the grandma and her brother
Speaker 2: have not spoken for decades, but she's still like, bring
Speaker 2: him dinner in a whimsical basket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And like also like the uncle is our grandpa?
Speaker 3: To Sam is just like, let me tell you about
Speaker 3: listening to horses. She's pushing the horses too much and
Speaker 3: sayings like oh, I don't care about your old man's
Speaker 3: special horses.
Speaker 2: So disrespectful. He's like, wow, more fairy tales. And then
Speaker 2: later when Mike is like I know what Windstorm's thinking.
Speaker 2: Windstorm is upset, Sam is like, oh, yeah, totally. And
Speaker 2: I was like, I think someone os Uncle Coot an apology.
Speaker 1: So Micah is like, I need you.
Speaker 2: I'm saying Uncle Coot. But I feel like that actor
Speaker 2: does such a great job. He does so much face acting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he looks wise, he delivers these crazy lines like nothing's
Speaker 2: ever truly broken with like gravitas.
Speaker 1: Well this voice actor does. But like Frank, like.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, the face acting is so good because a
Speaker 2: lot of times they will just cut to this actor
Speaker 2: for reaction shot, Like I would say, we get a
Speaker 2: lot of Micah, a lot of shots of Micah on
Speaker 2: the horse looking thrilled, like uh, just enjoying the freedom.
Speaker 2: But whenever we need like a sort of the temperature
Speaker 2: of the scene, they're like, Uncle Coot.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: And he's like pensive, worried, exhilarated, so like the look
Speaker 2: that he and Grandma trade at the horse show where
Speaker 2: they're both like it's like a mutual respect, like the
Speaker 2: end of the Heat Yeah, where.
Speaker 3: They're like, okay, we're both you know, we're on two
Speaker 3: sides of the same coin, but you know how this
Speaker 3: is like they.
Speaker 2: Should just like dab each other up.
Speaker 3: So he's like, out, you'll begin like Micah brings all
Speaker 3: those I have so many rains, I have so much
Speaker 3: stuff to start training Windstar and he's like, We're not
Speaker 3: gonna start with any of that. First, I'm gonna I
Speaker 3: need to teach you three things, essentially four things. First off,
Speaker 3: hand eye coordination. I'm gonna whip apples at you. Second
Speaker 3: is rhythm. We're gonna dance.
Speaker 2: The seriousness with which this actor dance.
Speaker 1: I died.
Speaker 2: Please picture an eighty year old grandpa looking so serious?
Speaker 1: What just say it? As I sing the sublime song
Speaker 1: that is over.
Speaker 2: Lot next to his face with the most determination ever
Speaker 2: to a sublime song, inexplicable. We're the only songs played
Speaker 2: that has lyrics. And Tell made a good point because
Speaker 2: he came in and he's like, do you think this
Speaker 2: movie had to approach by Bradley Knowles's estate for the
Speaker 2: American dub of this film and be like, hey, we
Speaker 2: would love to use this twenty year old Sublime song.
Speaker 1: I think he's older than that, but this movie is
Speaker 1: twenty thirteen. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: And then she also has to learn coordination, which means
Speaker 3: she's gonna stand on the log in the middle of
Speaker 3: a lake. And then the.
Speaker 2: Training montage over she is now amazing at d Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the final test is that she has to cross
Speaker 3: a river with with Windstorm, and he's like his your
Speaker 3: fear is his fear, and if he trusts you, he'll
Speaker 3: let you onto his back. And it's actually up like
Speaker 3: a beautiful scene because they're walking and they're getting deeper
Speaker 3: and deeper and eventually just Windstorms heads out and she
Speaker 3: that's when she throws her leg over him and she
Speaker 3: comes out clutching his neck and she's a rider. She's
Speaker 3: riding Windstorm. Yeah, and like we get she we get
Speaker 3: another montage of her just riding Windstorm around.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: At a certain point, he's just she's like, okay, so
Speaker 3: what do we do it today? She's already on Windstorm.
Speaker 3: We there are a few funny shots because like she's
Speaker 3: not tall enough to get onto Windstorm just like by
Speaker 3: throwing her leg over. But obviously like she doesn't have
Speaker 3: any steps or anything to do it, so like she
Speaker 3: has to, like she tries by herself and then she
Speaker 3: finally gets like a log and jumps onto Windstorm. But great,
Speaker 3: great work by this actress. By the way, like she's
Speaker 3: you know, we don't know about the vocal performance, but like,
Speaker 3: well i'd say her voice actor is also pretty strong.
Speaker 3: But like everything the actor is doing in the movie
Speaker 3: is also just very funny or just very physical. And
Speaker 3: I think it's her riding the horse. So like the
Speaker 3: final day, Grandpa is just She's like, what do we
Speaker 3: want to do? He's like fly and she he slaps
Speaker 3: Windstorm on the rump and Windstorm just takes off running
Speaker 3: and we see Sam going like five miles an hour
Speaker 3: on his tractor.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, the slow motion jump over the fence,
Speaker 2: and Sam is like that was amazing.
Speaker 1: That was the best thing ever see. Okay, unlike Emily
Speaker 1: seeing Pumpkin Spice just standing there, I would be like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at that horse. So I'll also
Speaker 2: say I thought, mean Spice just looks like an average horse.
Speaker 1: I mean the few times you got to see him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like Windstorm is a horse that has
Speaker 2: a lot of like the way they be like, uh,
Speaker 2: Windstorm has a lot of determination. The way they made
Speaker 2: Pumpkin Spice sound is like Pumpkin Spice just wandered onto
Speaker 2: the land.
Speaker 6: It was like.
Speaker 3: Pumpkins Spice is just like is kind of living that
Speaker 3: Harrison Ford life where he just happened to be good
Speaker 3: at acting, but he's really hired as a carpenter on set, Like,
Speaker 3: oh fuck, our actual horse canceled on us.
Speaker 1: What about that other horse over there?
Speaker 3: It's like cut to Pumpkins Spice like hammering in some
Speaker 3: nails or something.
Speaker 2: And I feel like Windstorm is like Windstorm does, but
Speaker 2: Windstorm walk.
Speaker 3: Windstorm is like the A list actor who kind of
Speaker 3: a dick, but you know he's deliver.
Speaker 1: Yes. So they're like Sam's like, you should enter the tournament.
Speaker 3: Like he just really don't. He doesn't say this, but
Speaker 3: I feel like you in my own mind. The subtexts
Speaker 3: there's like just really stick it to Michelle, who sucks yes,
Speaker 3: And but she's like, I'm not sure. There's only like
Speaker 3: three weeks or like there's only a few weeks until
Speaker 3: the tournament.
Speaker 1: She calls her mom. Her mom's like, look, I'm too
Speaker 1: busy with condum physics.
Speaker 2: It is so funny that her mom picks up and
Speaker 2: is like, hey, Sweedie, what's up. Mike Gah asks one question.
Speaker 2: She says, what if there was something you weren't sure
Speaker 2: you could do, but you think you could do it?
Speaker 2: And her mom says, I don't have any time. You
Speaker 2: can do great, okay.
Speaker 3: Bye, you can do whatever you put your mind to.
Speaker 3: No follow up questions, not even gonna send a text. Yes,
Speaker 3: so they uh, like we see them all. Grandma graces
Speaker 3: the girls of getting them to watch Michelle's practice at
Speaker 3: the actual like uh stadium or whatever it is showgrounds
Speaker 3: and and then like I did, I did like this.
Speaker 3: I think this is probably very realistic. Whenever the gate opens,
Speaker 3: they announce open gate, which I think is probably something
Speaker 3: you had to do to make sure your horses don't
Speaker 3: bolt through it. So you know, Sam says open gate
Speaker 3: and incomes uh Micah and windstorm and Grandma's just like
Speaker 3: there's that horse.
Speaker 2: Grana was like, someday that horse's head.
Speaker 1: It's like, Grandma easily kill that horse.
Speaker 3: Windstorms not bulletproof yet one day when the train when
Speaker 3: the trains me Micah windstorms enough, so.
Speaker 1: Like Micah runs the course.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Michelle's just like, I can't believe this. I hate this so.
Speaker 3: Much, and but I gonna pretend to be okay with it.
Speaker 3: I'm a like throw some more ableism around after they
Speaker 3: try and have a discussion about that horse, where she's
Speaker 3: just like, oh, this horse turned me into able to slur.
Speaker 1: Yeah that sucked. Yeah, grandma sucks.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like later when she's all apologetic and like her and
Speaker 2: her daughter makeup.
Speaker 1: I was like, I feel nothing with Windstorm watches a rifle.
Speaker 3: So what we get to the We get to the
Speaker 3: tournament or competition or whatever, and we see Micah in
Speaker 3: the like the outfit like I with the riding gear.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you call it, but you know what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like she's looking fancy and Windstorm winnies and she's like,
Speaker 3: shut up, I know what I look like. So she's like,
Speaker 3: I know what all horses, I know what horses say.
Speaker 3: I know you're driving me right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So she gets there.
Speaker 3: Michelle's just like put these uh you have, but put
Speaker 3: these like knee braces on and like or else he's
Speaker 3: gonna hurt his legs.
Speaker 1: When he jumps. She just go and and Mike's like,
Speaker 1: oh thanks.
Speaker 2: Little does she know that Michelle is a snake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is what's confusing to me, and I'll
Speaker 3: explaining why later, but like, uh, Windstorm is immediately just
Speaker 3: like agitated. Yeah, and Sam's just like, oh, let me
Speaker 3: check him out real quick.
Speaker 1: You're about to go on.
Speaker 3: It seems the competition scenes between Michelle and Mike, there's
Speaker 3: no we don't see any other people around or perform.
Speaker 3: Michelle does fine, you know, it's fine, but she like,
Speaker 3: see here's the thing. She also like goes like yes,
Speaker 3: I'm like I feel like this place is you will
Speaker 3: stare that they knock you points for that, like over
Speaker 3: its celebration or whatever.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but Michelle sucks.
Speaker 3: So yeah, she's also in like a competition apparently too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so immediately Windstorm just goes nuts. Sam comes out trying
Speaker 3: to Windstorm. Windstorm kicks him in the head, which I
Speaker 3: feel like would just murder him. Yes, that's when Grandma,
Speaker 3: like Micah gets thrown. Grandma calls the Hungarian he shows
Speaker 3: up to murder Windstorm. And so when he we see,
Speaker 3: like we said, he's walking towards the stable a rope
Speaker 3: and a gun and I'm just like, is he gonna
Speaker 3: just shoot Windstorm and then drag him his dead body
Speaker 3: out and just like horses, weighs several tons.
Speaker 1: Like, but guess what, Windstorm's not there. Micah has stolen.
Speaker 2: Him and left Grandma's legacy boots there. Here's the funny part. Obviously,
Speaker 2: if you're around horses, there's gonna be horsepoop, horse pea,
Speaker 2: and there are barn boots, and then there's your regular shoes.
Speaker 2: Grandma has been carrying these riding shoes, these riding boots around,
Speaker 2: they say, in this ridiculous little shadow box on her wall,
Speaker 2: just waiting for the next legacy to take them. So, like,
Speaker 2: I get that they needed to do this so that
Speaker 2: Micah could suck it to Grandma. But later, after Micah
Speaker 2: has fled with Windstorm, Grandma's like, I don't know whatever, Michelle,
Speaker 2: you can have them. Michelle's like, oh wow, And Grandma's
Speaker 2: like I couldn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: I had a granddaughter and her name was Mished Micah.
Speaker 3: So we then see apparently Micah and Windstorm on a
Speaker 3: cross country like white walk, like just going across all
Speaker 3: of Germany's wilderness. Yes, we see the police talking to
Speaker 3: some strollers and other people, and they're all hunting down Micah.
Speaker 3: Micah at one point buys like eight bottles of water
Speaker 3: and then she dumps out one of these squeegee buckets
Speaker 3: and pours the water in. Yeah, and guess what. We
Speaker 3: arrived at this strange survivalist summer camp that Micah's friend
Speaker 3: is at, and they're all just they're talking about how
Speaker 3: the Hungarian was playing to turn Windstorm into sausage, and
Speaker 3: then Mike corrects, some Hungarian sausage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's the important part.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then the next morning, Windstorm is on his side
Speaker 3: and he has colic. I'm reminded of there's an episode
Speaker 3: of mash Rank.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I just need to say I couldn't figure
Speaker 2: out why Mica was sleeping on the beach, But later
Speaker 2: her friend tells her, well, we had to hide Windstorm
Speaker 2: because the counselors were becoming suspicious. You hid a whole
Speaker 2: ass horse. Where are the counselors? Yeah, so not to
Speaker 2: like really split hairs, but they probably didn't want to
Speaker 2: pay adult actors to play the counselors. So this entirely
Speaker 2: seems like a Lord of Flyes situation where the kids
Speaker 2: are running the camp, but you were saying.
Speaker 1: About mash Yeah.
Speaker 3: So in that show, the one of the characters, Sherman Potter,
Speaker 3: has a horse that he keeps around the camp to
Speaker 3: ride and whatnot, and one day while he's out, the
Speaker 3: horse gets colic is lying on his side, and the
Speaker 3: doctors then have to figure out how to help the horse,
Speaker 3: and it involves putting a hose up the back end.
Speaker 1: Essentially okay, So, but we.
Speaker 2: See the the vet from earlier in the movie that
Speaker 2: Trank started Windstorm come and seemingly like he's just going
Speaker 2: to give Windstorm a an injection of something like in
Speaker 2: a syringe, and Micah is also ill, so her parents
Speaker 2: have shown up. They've already argued with Grandma about Grandma's
Speaker 2: like old timey and stubborn ways, and so Micah's friend
Speaker 2: calls Micah's mom because she doesn't really know her Grandma.
Speaker 2: Grandma is simultaneously getting another call from Hungarian probably She's.
Speaker 1: Like, I can't wait to kill and eat the horse.
Speaker 2: So then when Micah's parents show up, uh and take
Speaker 2: her to the hospital, the doctor's like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: nothing's wrong with her. She just seems to be in shock,
Speaker 2: that's something. And she happens to be in the same
Speaker 2: hospital I mean, which I guess makes sense because it's
Speaker 2: a rural area as uh Sam, and when Sam wakes up,
Speaker 2: it comes in. Oh, so I.
Speaker 1: Guess I guess.
Speaker 2: Maybe what happened was Micah called Sam and went to
Speaker 2: message Uncle Kot saw that it went to message called Grandma.
Speaker 2: Then the friend took the phone after it slipped out
Speaker 2: of Mike's sad because Mike is like, well I called Sam.
Speaker 2: Now I'm at ideas, drop my phone. The friend calls
Speaker 2: the parent, and the parents make their way to the
Speaker 2: survival of the summer camp with the vet. They take
Speaker 2: Mike out to the hospital. What happens to Windstorm?
Speaker 3: Okay, my guess is that they fixed the colic because
Speaker 3: I'm assumed, I'm assuming you can't like turn a horse
Speaker 3: of colic into sausage and that see, that was my
Speaker 3: This was my dumb thought, is that there was a
Speaker 3: salt the soul bond between Micah and Windstorm was that
Speaker 3: when Windstorm got sick, Micah got sick.
Speaker 2: I think that's entirely with the movie. I think the
Speaker 2: movie knew better than to say the subtext as er text.
Speaker 2: I think they were like there's no way to say
Speaker 2: the line of they are so connected that the horse
Speaker 2: is six, so the girl is sick.
Speaker 3: So there's This is the point where I was confused
Speaker 3: because Sam's like, oh yeah, there was too much of that,
Speaker 3: like ointment on Windstorm. I smelled it immediately, was like
Speaker 3: the mind the fuck did you say anything about that?
Speaker 2: Well, Frank, you didn't catch So when during the horse
Speaker 2: show when Micah and Windstormer performing, Sam keeps sniffing his
Speaker 2: hands and cut to the horse and Micah, Sam sniffs
Speaker 2: his hand, cut to the horse.
Speaker 1: And Micah, okay, I think I was playing with Pierre
Speaker 1: at that point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So then it is important that Sam gets knocked
Speaker 2: out because he can't acute or like basically yes. Well,
Speaker 2: he tells Micah like, you couldn't have known. You put
Speaker 2: like way too much of this even on and she said,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? I don't put any o
Speaker 2: wument on my horse, And he's like, how would the
Speaker 2: women have gotten on the horse. And at the same
Speaker 2: time they're both like Michelle.
Speaker 3: Like Winstorm will feel her blood on his horse tonight.
Speaker 2: So then they bring Micah back to Grandma's.
Speaker 1: Micah runs out of the hospital.
Speaker 2: Oh right, takes a cab back to Grandma.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh. The parents arrived shortly after her. Grandma's like, my god,
Speaker 2: no wait.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh god, what is.
Speaker 2: She gonna see? I was so sure this movie is
Speaker 2: gonna kill this horse.
Speaker 1: I started getting ulgitimately upset. Yeah, Like the Germans are
Speaker 1: harsh people. They would kill a windstorm.
Speaker 2: And so then she Micah runs into the stable, windstorm
Speaker 2: is not there. She immediately falls into a deep depression.
Speaker 3: Grandma before this, like Michelle is getting a red jacket.
Speaker 3: She's getting a lot of clothes at the tail end
Speaker 3: of this movie and she's getting red jacket, she's getting
Speaker 3: those dumb boots. So it's because she's made the riding team,
Speaker 3: the JV riding team. She murdered a horse to get
Speaker 3: to join the JV riding team. Michelle, if you have
Speaker 3: to murder a horse to do anything, you are not
Speaker 3: a horse girl.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: So, like this is when she starts selling that age
Speaker 3: is trashed at Grandma. She's like, she's over sixty and
Speaker 3: the guy's like I'm sixty seven, yeah, and she's like
Speaker 3: all right. So Mike is like, I didn't put any
Speaker 3: stuff on my horse. It was those stupid knee bit
Speaker 3: knee pads you gave me, and like everyone's like, tell us,
Speaker 3: this isn't true.
Speaker 1: Michelle, She's like I did it.
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't say that. The vet daughter is like
Speaker 2: because they ask Micah, do you have any evidence?
Speaker 1: And Mike is like no, and.
Speaker 2: Then the vet daughter is like, I have something to
Speaker 2: say and then attacks Michelle and it's like I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have given you the only thing you did it. I
Speaker 2: was like, wait for her to be like you bitch.
Speaker 1: So Michell, that dog like you fuck her.
Speaker 2: Michelle starts physically wrestling with this child, and Grandma is like,
Speaker 2: get off my property, and Michelle's like, I don't need
Speaker 2: you anyway. You sucks and throws the jacket on the ground,
Speaker 2: and so.
Speaker 1: The old man's like they'll be repercussions.
Speaker 2: Yes, he does say that it's crazy, and so then
Speaker 2: Micah runs to the stables and Grandma's like, no, Grandma.
Speaker 2: Even after Micah falls into a deep depression and her
Speaker 2: parents are driving her, Grandma does not clarify that the
Speaker 2: Hungarian has not killed this horse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like this seems like a phone call will just
Speaker 3: solve all this, but hey, i'll give you your money back.
Speaker 3: Just bring the horse back real quick. Apparently that's not
Speaker 3: a wild horse that wanted to kill my granddaughter. And
Speaker 3: so so I'm kind of middling about anyway.
Speaker 2: So we have no idea how the parents get caught
Speaker 2: in backed up traffic trying to leave the farm, and
Speaker 2: there is a comment that maybe it is a turnedover tractor.
Speaker 2: Micah takes off. This is Micah's parents are like really
Speaker 2: truly useless characters, because earlier, when she's saying she wants
Speaker 2: to do horse riding, she says to her parents, I
Speaker 2: know that I have been the disappointment of your life
Speaker 2: because I can't do quantum physics, but I'm really so
Speaker 2: good at this. The parents do not dispute that she
Speaker 2: is the disappointment of their lives. They're just like, what
Speaker 2: are you so good at? And Sam says flying, And
Speaker 2: then Micah takes off, and then which she runs out
Speaker 2: of the car. Her mom goes, I guess she needs
Speaker 2: a pit stop? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Guys say it's not quantum physics. They could give less
Speaker 1: of a fuck, I.
Speaker 2: Go, it's very upsetting. So then Micah runs the uncle
Speaker 2: Old Coots and guess what. They don't make us wait,
Speaker 2: she's not even looking at the opening for very long
Speaker 2: at all. Windstorm's here, what's up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And meanwhile back at the back at the traffic.
Speaker 1: Jam, we keep panting. It's it's like, wonder what could
Speaker 1: it be?
Speaker 3: So Windstorm has broken out of his horse trailer, seemingly
Speaker 3: also overturned the car and pooped everywhere. He just like
Speaker 3: deal with this too, fled And then we see Micah
Speaker 3: come riding up.
Speaker 1: She she this movie is like she's a goddess.
Speaker 3: She like she has risten to the uh, to the
Speaker 3: realm of horse god, godhood. She like takes the scarf
Speaker 3: and ties around her head like.
Speaker 1: Is that did that's girlf have? Meaning?
Speaker 2: I don't remember she was running with it. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure why. I think really just for this shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cut to another competition at unknown point. At point
Speaker 3: time later, she I guess we have Old Coot and
Speaker 3: Grandpa Grandma. They have like reconciled. They're sitting in the
Speaker 3: stands together with the parents. She comes in once again,
Speaker 3: not wearing now she's not wearing the fit. She's just
Speaker 3: wearing like a white tank top. Once again, has achieved
Speaker 3: God's host status. Well upon Windstorm and the old man's
Speaker 3: just like the old judge or whatever, so she'll be
Speaker 3: disqualified for she's.
Speaker 2: Not wearing a tank top. She's wearing like a goddess
Speaker 2: style flowy blouse.
Speaker 1: Basically like it looks like she came to wish like and.
Speaker 2: Peach pants that are I think a little too close
Speaker 2: to the actress's skin zone, so it sort of looks
Speaker 2: like she's not wearing any pants at all.
Speaker 1: And that's where the movie ends, like it is.
Speaker 2: They had said Windstorm will return in Windstorm to whatever whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of which I am. I really wanted to
Speaker 3: Windstorm too, Yes for next week.
Speaker 2: Really, I thought there's not other stuff. What was that
Speaker 2: other one?
Speaker 3: Well, that that one is the zach Efron one that
Speaker 3: I thought we'd save. So I so just two more
Speaker 3: weeks of horse movies.
Speaker 1: Thank god.
Speaker 3: Well, Susan, let me read you the plot line two
Speaker 3: or the plot synopsis of Windstorm Too. As Michael returns
Speaker 3: to the farm for the summer, she finds a wild
Speaker 3: white horse in the forest. When one day she spots
Speaker 3: a mysterious young man trying to tame the animal that
Speaker 3: Michael believes to be a unicorn. Mike and the stranger
Speaker 3: strike a deal amazing, okay, and Susy, you would not
Speaker 3: believe what I'm seeing in the preview, Like we have
Speaker 3: Windstorm just running down a city street like winnying and
Speaker 3: and going on his back legs. Then guess what, Micah
Speaker 3: wakes up and now it's a bunch of shots of
Speaker 3: this handsome young man talking to Micah and wind store.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is like Babe too pig in the city.
Speaker 3: And we get a bunch of shots of this horse's
Speaker 3: face where there aret is no unicorn horn. So I am.
Speaker 2: Do we think that Micah is also telepathically connected to
Speaker 2: the stores?
Speaker 1: Possibly?
Speaker 3: Yes, So we'll do this one. We'll do that zach
Speaker 3: Ephron horse movie, which is the one we were saving
Speaker 3: at the end, and then it's into murder May.
Speaker 2: Okay. So this has been our second installment of April.
Speaker 2: If you have anything to add to our horse movie analysis,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because Frank and I clearly do not.
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