Speaker 1: I love when you talk. Thank you. That could have
been to anyone, because no one will have heard who
you're talking to. Chat It was to you.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's to every single person in this call.
Speaker 3: Banks all beautiful voices, and I love when all of
you talk.
Speaker 2: It's a music to my years, y'all.
Speaker 3: Aaron and Justice the only ones out here.
Speaker 1: Justice out here not trying to do this because there's
no way. Justice can't sound cool no matter what he does.
Speaker 4: So today instruction Gilligan's Grave will be played by Minecraft villagers.
Speaker 2: Jenning for College God damn it. Welcome to this very professional.
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah. Also welcome to Pride about us as as Maroon,
as Maroon said to me when I showed them today's thumbnail.
Happy Pride Month, Phil Grace.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I have a single straight character
because I am not straight. They're all by just like
me because I can't help myself, apart from Devon, who's gay, and.
Speaker 5: Laurie is a baby.
Speaker 2: Laurie's figuring himself out. So we'll see.
Speaker 1: We'll see what he said, all right, everybody and everybody
at home. Some things that we have to throw out
there before we get rolling. First of all, today's game
will probably be a little bit shorter because a couple
of us are feeling not super duper good. Also, the
Curse has been taking some shots, and there's been some
tech difficulties that have gotten past, but they've tried. They
have tried to take us down. For example, for those
who like to watch the battlefield, I can't rotate the
three D camera. It is stuck where it is no
WSD wor well. No, I can move it like I
can shift the camera. I can't change the angle that
it's looking at stuff though, like up and down, like
change it like normally when you hold the mouse wheel
and you like move it around, it changes the angle
you look at stuff. Yeah, it doesn't do that. You're
not well.
Speaker 6: If we have visual technical difficulties for today.
Speaker 1: I think you and e X and c oh Q
and do it. You're right, I forgot about those. My
mouse can't do it for some reason. Yeah, well, maybe
it's my mouse thing. Maybe it's just my Mouse's all right,
Just be MoU. Justice has solved one of our technical difficulties.
I'm gonna be. He will henceforth be known as Qi guy.
Uh be Let's see what else. Also Braden's fantasy grounds
almost straight up just broke, but we fixed it.
Speaker 6: I am also known as the technical difficulty.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: You're a good technical difficulty. Braiden's true, you are the compliment.
I can fix it, okay, but you.
Speaker 2: Could you take a compliment.
Speaker 1: I'm working on it. I'm very proud of you for
working on it. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That was so good. That was like automatic, Thank you.
Look at that.
Speaker 7: Fuck.
Speaker 1: I can never my Yeah, we're still we have a
couple of people with possible sore throats, so we're also
not going to push ourselves too too hard today.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: And also one of us adopted a cat within the
last three days and they're a bit stressed out by
the fact that the cat is a ball of chaos.
Shut up the.
Speaker 2: Good until last night?
Speaker 5: Did you feed her after midnight?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I gave her water after midnight. Maybe what the fuck?
I can't water her. She's not a plant. Maybe she
is because she's not eating. Maybe she grows on photosynthesis.
Maybe she just needs water in sunlight.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe, or maybe she's satan.
Speaker 5: I need to change your whole sleep schedule too.
Speaker 1: Dude, I know. Or a Spencer red parrot if he
was here, maybe maybe maybe maybe he can. The other
main thing I wanted to bring up is that Dead
Saint Record, the splash book that we were working on
during the last quarter is now out on drive through OURPG.
I will try to put a link to it, both
in the cards for the video and in the description
for the YouTube. People watching this back later. For those
that are here on Twitch, you can click the icon
below the player that says Dead Saint Record now available.
You can click that it'll take you to it, So
go go and do that. Also, if you're one of
the backers on any of our kickstarters, I sent out
a discount link to those so that if you backed
us before, you can get a four dollars off of
it whenever you get it, but only for the first
I think it was. I think I said two fifty,
but it was five hundred people who use it, and
only for this month. So be fair or else or
else that can.
Speaker 5: Be quick, be gay, get it now.
Speaker 1: It's true. That will be the theme of this month.
Be quick, be gay ooh.
Speaker 8: Ah, red bull.
Speaker 1: Beyond that, I'm going to pick a person to tell
us what we did last time, and if this recap
doesn't have certain key details, I will punish all of you.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm serious this week. I'm serious. Logan, it's a five,
which means, oh, very fittingly, justice scone, what happened last week?
Give me all right and go get my book that.
Speaker 2: Right to the book, the scripture, the scriptures.
Speaker 7: I was there when the scripture was written a prophetor
I wasn't.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, last week is correct? Last week?
Ye all right.
Speaker 9: Willia goes around looking for the drugs of any people.
She finds bombs, successfully diffuses them. She finds Scarn and
Pep discussed. We go back home and held the base
into everybody. Currently, all the charges are desponded to our knowledge.
Desmond realizes the bombs may be made by someone he knows.
Scarn gets a D one hundred one hundred Ville Graces
calling me. He says, the final avatar's returned. I did
not answer that FaceTime. We move into the crack ride
where the Bill Grace is. They know we're coming. Flame startup.
It gets some fucked up ritual where motherfuckers is dying.
Coltists are all around. They see us, they don't acknowledge us. Damn,
that's crazy. Vill Grace is posted up with the animal goons.
It's a green as fuck out here. Bill Grace says
he's the only one that remains out of all the folks,
and he's really pissed off that everybody else is dead,
and he thinks he's the one because he's all main
character syndromed up, and I don't think that's he doesn't
know who the fuck I am, all right, And so
he's like, he's he lacks the colin, right, he's lacking
all this other bullshit, and he's offering himself up to Gotham,
and Gotham's like, all right, So obviously he's like, why
the fuck didn't wed what I did?
Speaker 1: The think I did the think I did the think
And then he gets mad and finds out Conglo is
the dude, and I'm like, what the fuck is conglow Goflam?
I by what?
Speaker 2: I still ain't buying it?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 9: Yeahs also, my man's my man's vill Grace really said, hey,
I got your mom's heart, and I was like, that's
real abuser tech fuck you, all right? So yeah, not
about that. I'm gonna murder him real quick. That's about
where I'm at. Oh yeah, Bill Grace, when we are
in the fight, turned into a big goo monster of
bodies and viscera.
Speaker 1: Frank with your mom's heart out here, being like, I
didn't ask to be constructed, son.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I didn't ask for you to be constructed either.
And you're really a piece of shit, bro, All right,
you're really a piece of shit.
Speaker 10: Bro.
Speaker 11: You don't get to call.
Speaker 1: Yourself my mother. My mother is a goddamn copy. I
haven't seen a week.
Speaker 3: Just as normally I want to be all like, we
have to unionize and rise up against Logan, But you
did it so good on your own.
Speaker 1: I would love an out of context picture of Scarn
pointing up at the giant fucking flesh and bone and
goo monster with just a declarative you're not my real mom?
Speaker 3: Yeah there, real mom.
Speaker 2: And then Laurie just like, are you my real dad?
Speaker 3: The entire campaign, what's my favorite food?
Speaker 1: You don't even know?
Speaker 2: All right, that's right, you don't even know.
Speaker 1: Let's see if I can share this properly again for posterity.
The record rolls mom likes scars. Have you ever had
scarn scones?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: You haven't.
Speaker 2: They're so good oh my god.
Speaker 1: Again, as we start things up, as we get things
back into I just realized I have my ambience music
thing going back. I gotta get that it adds a
little bit of something.
Speaker 12: So little flesh puppy.
Speaker 1: Look at that barn sized flesh puppy.
Speaker 6: Trying to stand up flesh puppy ware's creature.
Speaker 2: I'm just it's a little flesh poppy.
Speaker 6: This is why I take it makes me feel like
there's Jesus walkers in Florida.
Speaker 1: What now, I'm sorry, I don't want a derail game,
but what did you just say?
Speaker 2: Branden?
Speaker 6: What biden type of invasive species in Florida called Jesus walkers?
Speaker 1: Jesus walking Jesus walker yes, wall, Okay, this is what
today is about. Fully explained this fully Jesus shoes. When I.
Speaker 2: Are they little lizards that walk on water? Yes, let's go.
Speaker 1: You guys just call them Jesus walkers, Like that's not
that's just.
Speaker 2: Because they walk on water, okay, sure.
Speaker 6: And they've got these big beefy back legs, and so
when they're like pissed at you or if they decide
that you are in their way, they like stand up
on those back legs and run at you.
Speaker 2: And I feel like that's what this thing does, and that's.
Speaker 5: Why I'm horrified.
Speaker 2: I hate that its tail.
Speaker 1: Hard from moving. My mouth just isn't working.
Speaker 7: I like the sorry, excuse me, my son, I it's
my dresser.
Speaker 1: Not okay, all right, everybody. So, as of the end
of last game, Jesus Walker's notwithstanding, it sounds like something
that would be in a metal gear game, Like there'd
be like a brand of robot called Jesus Walkers. Fucking okay.
As of the end of last game, you guys fought
Phil Grace. You fought, defeated the remains of the soldiers
that they had around. You defeated the dead beasts they
had under their control. They walked up to you, guys,
they fought you a bit. You beat them. In their rage,
they crushed their mask. They threw it to the side
the very The many, many dozens of possibly hundreds of
bodies that surrounded the area clamored inward, letting out a
collective soft wave of decrepit moans. As their bodies joined
onto vill Grace's, his became unfurled, the component parts of
his body mixing in with theirs, and he became this
massive coagulant beast, this creature that is part goo, part bone,
part and muscle and sinew, this helicopter, part helicopter.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't he.
Speaker 1: And that we were going to pick up from there
last time, but we didn't, So we're going to pick
up from there this time. We're to enter intoday. Bill
Grace looks at the camera. He says, buy Dead Saint
record now on drive through RPG in a clear, authoritative voice,
and then he this creature looks back to all of
you and lets out a monstrous scream, a reverberating, multi layered, moaning,
sorrowful yell that reverberates through the areas. Bits of rock
begin to crumble off of the sides of the path
that you're on. The everything shakes. The moonroot above you
seems to flicker as if the light is almost snuffed
out briefly, and I'd like everybody to roll initiative.
Speaker 6: Ah, that's initiative.
Speaker 2: We knew this was gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Maxine, go away, when I want to go to the
bath room.
Speaker 7: I met you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went down twice. Wait, Oh my.
Speaker 13: God, thirty good good god, dang it. I wanted to go, well,
all right, I'll take you. Yeah, I was trying to
go last last.
Speaker 1: I don't think effect just popping up, what is your
what's your what's your initiative? Score? Uh, normally pepper.
Speaker 6: Plus two, so it'd be a fair.
Speaker 1: So it is counting twice.
Speaker 11: You did have to do I think something custom last week.
Speaker 1: I raise weird. I raised that it could be that
it also did it to Scarn, and Scarn I believe
only has one on him right now, what the freak? Scarn?
What is your?
Speaker 14: Your?
Speaker 1: And yours is definitely plus five normally right? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so that's weird. Huh. I'm pretty sure it was working.
Says I'm fatigued or something that. Really. Yeah, that's that's
what the thing is about me. Before I start to music,
I'm gonna pepper, I'm gonna roll thing with you real quick.
I'm gonna roll this to see what it does. It
only does the negative two one initiative. It didn't do
it on that. It only did a negative one on
that that. I just rolled. Hold on, hold on, we're
stressed testing. I'm gonna roll our con chest. Okay, it
does it as well? I think I know what's happening.
I think that when it I think when it's just
a check or a save, it's just like, yeah, fine once.
I think whenever there's another thing layered on top of it,
like a skill, Yeah, it's skills.
Speaker 11: It's reading it as two things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm gonna go.
Speaker 11: Skilling multiple times per modifier.
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna go ahead and put skill plus
one on top of these. I'll just make sure that
as they happen. Yeah, that's weird. I guess it an
accounts initiative as a skill. I guess I'm gonna roll.
I'm not gonna roll you INITIATI again because it'll do it.
Speaker 15: Uh.
Speaker 1: So the order of operations then is if we're going
from the start Desmond in combat. Hello, it's me. I'm Desmond.
I'm trying to I'm trying to meander so that Anna
has all the time they need because they're on deck.
If you can hear me, Anna, you're on deck.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 1: As this monstrous creature appears before you, and as I
hit this button to get this going, what do you do?
That's a good fight.
Speaker 11: Well, we're gonna do the old Desmond.
Speaker 16: Spec I'm gonna shoot a guy but let me just
take a look here. See if there's anything else I
like to do. Biker is gonna be fun, all right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I think shooting is probably gonna be Do
what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna actually Desmond, where are
you here? Over all the way over there? Okay, god,
good good, don't worry about it.
Speaker 11: It's just got all over here.
Speaker 8: And take two rifle shots at big chungus here.
Speaker 10: Okay, thirty one.
Speaker 1: It backflips into another dimension. Dodges get it hit, so
you hit.
Speaker 8: It thirty two points of damn it?
Speaker 1: Who yep?
Speaker 11: Second rifle shots twenty five.
Speaker 1: I don't think you actually applied the damage to it.
Oh we'red I'm talking again. You didn't go on to it.
I'll uh, I'll drag it out. Yeah, you dragging out?
Is that interything? No? What if I do it is.
Speaker 11: Next to it or something? Fucking how are we doing that?
Speaker 8: That thing that Fantasy Grams did that one week in
Princes where HP and every other.
Speaker 11: Modifier wasn't affected by anything that would change it.
Speaker 8: Oh, to be fair, initiative was changed and that didn't
work that week either, So it can't be or it
would be like a weaker version of then.
Speaker 7: Very true.
Speaker 1: So we're just gonna have to all right, I'm stressed myself.
Yeah yeah, go ahead, let's see. I'll club myself for
a techt purposes. Desmond's going to shoot himself with a
NERF gun? Did Desmond? We're gonna need a different result
to test it doesn't just give me a there you go, Okay,
it's it's apply.
Speaker 11: That apply.
Speaker 2: My god.
Speaker 17: Oh I'm not doing Jake, And let me put myself
back to thirty.
Speaker 1: Gonna have it hit itself? Is it like immune to
piercing or something. Yeah, that didn't go off. No, it
shouldn't be. It's because it's not immune. It's just the
damage is just not going on to it. Yeah, it's right.
Hold on, that's so very strange. Well, you know what,
I'll just have to keep track of it myself, like
a like a traditional GM from the days of old. Okay,
so you fired at it again and you got what
twenty five? So that hit as well? That hit as well,
and they're shot uh or you was rifled? There you are?
What do you want?
Speaker 14: Who?
Speaker 1: Very good? Ah? And that's my boy.
Speaker 14: Kay.
Speaker 1: Let me do something real fast, all right, that's you. Okay,
you fire into it twice your bullets, fine, purchase, they
do strike into it, but they the damage that you
inflict is it cuts apart bone and sind you in.
This thing seems to uh not be not bothering you.
Definitely hurt it, but it seems like it's perhaps unable
to register the pain that would come with having its
own body ripped apart by those shots. I don't know
if Ann is.
Speaker 5: Back, but I just I just I just know that.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh my god. Okay.
Speaker 1: Also, well, Wilbon, you're still in the same flight, so
Whylimbon is still the active?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 5: That was my first my first main concern that that's
on me and you, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's on.
Speaker 15: That's on Laurie. I will, I will put it in
the chat again if you're I ponder who I'm out
of breath because I am.
Speaker 1: Listen. Sometimes I rush up the stairs to see Aaron
and get to that. I'm like Aaron, I hold.
Speaker 5: I wish I could say it was because I was
rushing upstairs.
Speaker 15: But we are gonna that is that is gross disgusting,
even we are going to walk up to it. We're
gonna slash at it with the luna size.
Speaker 1: Okay, as a reminder, you can attack from up to
thirty feet away with that thing.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, let me back here.
Speaker 15: Don't touch me, thank you, don't touch me?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Way that what I say? Oh for a nineteen that's
a hit W nineteen, which again didn't apply to it.
Speaker 1: All right. Heck, and I'll just subtract it. Yep, you
use the lunicide. Do you swing it toward it? It
cuts into it. Remember you have advantage on attacks with
that because of the moonlight that's filling the area. Yeah,
did you want to roll another D twenty just to
see if you get in that twenty.
Speaker 5: On the old Well, yeah, it'd be funny.
Speaker 3: Okay, no Jesus yeah, no kissing of you.
Speaker 2: Do you watch herb the Boss?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 3: There's a short that's the main character Blitz killing this
horrible horny weeb girl.
Speaker 2: And the poet that you made when you were like
that's in nineteen. It was so that character. It was ridiculous.
I'll send you that short later. Yeah, it's not long,
it's like probably three minutes or something like.
Speaker 15: Hell yeah, yeah, I'll do it again.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 2: That's an eighteen.
Speaker 1: That's a head scard. You're on deck, by the way, A.
Speaker 18: Nineteen Again, I'm sending it to you, sending it to you, Soboddy.
Speaker 15: I I think I think for for my for my
my bonus action, we are.
Speaker 1: Hmmm. I think for Hannah powered down.
Speaker 15: Because I keep forgetting that. It's whenever I do a spell,
something happens. It's the the branches are when you do
the spell.
Speaker 1: When you cast a spell, you can use one of those,
or and you're virtuous flora, you can do as a
bonus action. Yeah, but you have a limited number of
those per I think it's shorter long rest. I can't remember.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I think I think i'll I think for my
bonus action, I will. I will just try to try
to do it a little yah with the dagger, but
I'm gonna look at my other Okay, then we won't
do nothing.
Speaker 1: Unless you ran up to it.
Speaker 2: I don't do that. No, it's gross.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine any reason you wouldn't want to be
directly next to this thing.
Speaker 2: Come on, and he's not o a scream. We're all
just like smells like unnun chicken.
Speaker 1: No, God, I don't want to touch it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to touch it.
Speaker 15: That'll be my friend, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, between turns of my want to review your floor stuff,
just so you have a fresh memory. Scarn your turn,
M go over there. You're going to be leaving its range.
As you move, you're run right through me. How did
you do this? As you move Scarn? As you leave
to go basically anywhere, tendrils of blood and flesh wind
together and strike toward you as you attempt to flee.
I'm gonna go ahead and go for an attack on you. No,
it has disadvantage. I don't know why I said no. Obviously,
if I gives a disadvantage, why does.
Speaker 2: This Scarn still has protection from good and evil on him?
Speaker 1: Oh? You make no boxes everybody? Yes? Right? Nice? Nice
great spell? Great spell? Right? Does a twenty seven hit you? No?
I've decided it doesn't. Oh well, luckily in the same
general veins justice. Luckily, this attack doesn't need to hit
to hit. I've decided. So you're a little bit of
that makes sense. Well, if you can just design things,
I could just decide things. Yeah, it's fair, it's fair, Okay,
stones alerts rolled at twelve boom.
Speaker 2: I am pretty solid goddamn.
Speaker 1: That's good. All right, that's good. Is this gonna calculate
to ask the question, yeah, okay, so reduced by a
total of eleven twenty six damage is reduced down to fifteen.
As these things strike you as they do a substance
like this bloody coagulated substance coding these tendrils. As soon
as it makes contact with your skin, you feel weaker,
You feel numbed in those areas. I also need you
to make this strength saving throw. Fucking are you mit?
You succeed As it latches onto you and tries to
pin you down, hold you in place, and pull you
toward it, You break free. You rush over to there,
you dog, You are now away from it. You are
now free to continue your tribe. Hm hmm. You not
my day, right? No, he's your mom's not You're not
my real.
Speaker 11: You aren't.
Speaker 1: Disappears that this guy is still alive. Yes, I'm killing
that guy. I didn't hold on. I'm giving him hold on.
I forgot about.
Speaker 9: Turned the camera and I see it just couldest on
the fucking thing, like, I wonder what's going on over it?
Speaker 1: Bill Grace turned in this horrible thing. Let's have a shriek,
and then just in the background you see a head
pop over the cliff, like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yes, messed up, man, all my friends became that forever.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? Oh my god? Yeah, you'll
get a roll initiative for this cultus in case he
gets higher than you guys. Nope, go ahead, all right,
cool fold them minus five twenty three.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's that's still minus five, right, Yeah, it is okay, cool, cool.
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm just making sure it's Jolla plus four. You
got that nineteen, which also means you got a crit
I'm pretty sure. Oh no, I think hold on, hold on,
hold on, wait, you're actually right, I think so. I
think you did. Yeah, I get nineteens and twenty krits yeah, man,
hell yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh my also and also damn wow, that's a damn it.
Speaker 1: Joly shit, okay, jesus. So we've just discovered a piece
of information about this error. It worked on him. It
let you target him. I've been doing damage to him.
That wasn't me. I didn't do that. Why is why
is vill Grace immune to damage in the system. I
don't know, bro, I targeted him, and it's it's not
even that he's resisting everything. It's when you guys do
damage to vill Grace because you haven't done it yet,
But when Desmond shot him, it just doesn't count the damage. Hmmm,
I don't that's fun. I don't get why. What's what
do you do with Bill Grace? What okay? Gotham's coagulant mass?
Why are you immune?
Speaker 6: Will Grace refuses, Apparently I don't want to, He persists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm striking at Man's. He's just a He's
a fucking pre patch boss. It's just fucking you can't
damage him. You gotta wait for one point one.
Speaker 5: Time before Logan made a boss that we can't hit.
Speaker 1: What's gonna happen?
Speaker 5: We can't hurt?
Speaker 1: To be fair to Desmond, rolled a thirty one. If
the day ever comes where I make something with more
than thirty, A c leave at nineteen. Don't play with
me anymore? What level twenty arch? Fair? Are you making
us fight?
Speaker 3: I tell me we're gonna go back to Fate and
there isn't gonna be something with thirty ac Like, don't
even fucking lie to me?
Speaker 9: I are you fighting Santa Clause?
Speaker 1: Like? How do.
Speaker 4: Yeah carry a fake game where he had something with
it with a thirty AC, so nothing's changed, logan exactly,
That's what I say.
Speaker 1: The highest I think a highest a C I've ever thrown,
you guys, is like twenty three and all of that nineteen.
I think I'm pretty sure that's true. Some stuff is
like shield of faith and makes it.
Speaker 10: A little higher.
Speaker 1: But like, but the highest that's like a twenty five
is like the highest I think it's ever gone. I
think I've never done thirty things changed. I think a
thirty AC is just me saying things don't hit, So
I wouldn't make it a number. Thirty A C is
a word old class event. I don't think. Please didn't
even hold on the sort of damocles the arc gern
lagons fucking scale mech had a twenty four. Yeah, so
because it wasn't the harniverse altering. Uh yep, for real?
Oh my god?
Speaker 9: Oh yeaht's have another attack.
Speaker 1: We murdered this guy real quick. Well, try try minus
me out here, being like, yeah, bounded accuracy says nothing
ever goes over thirty, So I can make things thirty
seventeen that hits. Let's see if it lets your damage count. Well,
let's see wait a minute, I want to read something
right quick. Okay, what's the worst of times? It twice
the best of times. Tis nobler in the spirit to
not remember any single passage of text than it is
to a last poor york I knew him well. Thunderloadus
this guy since I just hit them. Yeah, oh that
happens like after you. I'm like a separate damage. Okay,
so your main damage and then you can do that
hurt that worked, that targeted it. Hey, huh, what's the difference?
What's wrong with you? Guys? I don't know why. Why
did yours not work well? Desmond and Lilia, I guess
get good. I don't know why mine worked. Did I
target it different?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know what the difference was. I control click them.
That's how I target most of the things they were targeting,
because the attacks were targeted. Again, this is one of
those NAT nineteen things where we're talking more about like
the weird Fantasy Ground quirks than we are about the
game work play over here in front of a fucking
Viscerra monster, and we're like, what this Fantasy Grounds is
the real game? All right? So you hit it? So
thunderloadus do you you want to read the text and
go through how to do that? Yeah? Real quick? I
remember you gotta you gotta roll the deep or lightning
damage and then E you choose how many focus points
to spend, which determines the damage. Uh, and then it
has to make a save against it. So you kept
using is that did it double three? Or I think
I think it says you spent three. I think you
spent six. There, Oh I I clicked it accident. Just
give sol back three, no problem, and then make it
make the deck save. There you go, Okay, do we
think that this thing can dodge with that amount of size?
Maybe I've seen a barn movement mock five. It almost
rolled in that twenty and I was gonna last so hard,
but it so let's just quickly to make sure you
got it right. Let's review how the damage works. Could
you share thunderloadus in the chat real quick? That's sharing
the entire sc Let's not keep that. You can just share.
There's a there's a button. There's a there's a button
that says where is that the share button? Where is it?
It's a recorder output record, it's output record to chat. Yeah,
there is all right, So you used three right, so
it's two D eight plus one D eight for each
extra focus point. So yeah, so it's three D eight
plus the extra one D twelve because of your weapon.
Why do I grab that guy? Well, I'll just do
the three D eight in the pet does there is
there not one on there that has like, don't look
under it.
Speaker 9: I have D two D eight lightning damage. I have
two dy eight one twelve. Okay, I do two D
eight plus one.
Speaker 1: So put the one that says one D eight the
thunderload is three points. Put that on yourself and then
click the damage at the b him and then now, yeah,
it takes twenty three points of damage as you fire long,
you'll be fast next time. Scarn's just like, damn it,
fucking oh fucking ship. I can't knock this fucking arrow ship?
Why am I knocking an arrow? I have lightning?
Speaker 20: Wait a minute, I don't know why that killed me
so hard?
Speaker 1: That took too long? I did say, scarm filling with
ship over here? Oh no, no, just take a time.
It's real fucking going through like ten minutes of going
through an ability to be like a five damage. Gotcha?
All right? Okay, I'm glad you played today. I'm in
a good mood. You guys might be okay. So that
was that was one, that was one. Two attacks you did,
two attacks you did that.
Speaker 9: That was my suit. That was my suit. Bill Grace
seems like a piece of shit. I'm gonna strong words, okay,
being boom thing? Uh and minus five attack?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I have advantage now because I never used
that once per turn. Ye, once per turn. Let me
get that at that. Do you want the dragon search?
That might be the last year focus points? I think
you only have six left?
Speaker 14: Right?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, that was what I was trying to do.
But like I was stormloading mostly for power. But yeah,
I'm also well, if this fight is I don't know,
I'm gonna murder this guy real quick.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw throw the glass on the ground.
Speaker 9: Let's go another dragon search, another and another one.
Speaker 1: What the hell? Why did he give me?
Speaker 10: Huh?
Speaker 1: Why did he give me more? Huh? It's negative three?
What the I got given more? I'm gonna take a look.
Speaker 9: My focus points went yeah, my focus points went back up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it says spent two, it says spend three. Yeah,
so you were at six. So let's just lock that in.
We remember that this that Now it's at three. Did
you put a negative five or anything in the modifier
window before you go? Oh? Yeah, I was. I was
about to attack, yeah, because that might have that negative
five might have applied to what you spent. So it
wrapped back. It went yeah, because it took the two,
and then it went up by the extra three because
of man math is useless. Let's do the dragon serch.
So remember to put that negative five can if you're
doing it because it.
Speaker 9: Was spent on y okay, yes, that's the button and
I'm advantaging though.
Speaker 1: So today's game is Scarn's turn. I dropped a one
and then got a three. Gamers.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, of course it does. Let me do it again.
What no, it's a nine? All right, I'll just I'll
go over here. Bye, guys, have a go one night.
Speaker 1: There it goes right. So that's with that been. Your
tourney is now the masses, Lawrence. You're on deck. The
coagulant mass is going to do a total of two things.
Oh no, I don't like that. He does it begins
to shift and move. Wouldn't be much of a game.
Speaker 2: I'd like it if he did zero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well.
Speaker 2: What if he just got up on his side legs
and ran away.
Speaker 1: I'd like it if my grandmother wasn't a bike, but
she has wheels.
Speaker 18: You right, if my grandmother had to wheels, she would
be a bike.
Speaker 2: What did you say.
Speaker 1: You could accent? You're the one who treats me like shit.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The coagulant mass is going to uh where it is?
It begins to churn and shift, And this one's a
little bit different than the one that's regular. Stat block
is in the in the guide, which she is. By
the way, Lyra's guy to risk and reward. He could
find this guy in there. It is going two. Oh,
this is a bonus action. Oh, I make cool things.
I don't even have to worry about this. No, I'm
gonna roll a D four plus one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 1: And didn't poison you yet? Carry Come on?
Speaker 2: No, come on.
Speaker 1: So it begins to shift, and the front section of it,
the large chunk that you might identify as its head,
if you were so inclined to identify it that way,
slits open like a large mouth, and you just see
a this gushing almost river of blood and muscle and sin.
You pour out from it, among which among the debris
that it vomits, you see three humanoid individuals made of
nothing but muscle and tissue, all stand up as it
is going to create three decaying menials. Ah roum, I
saw this common, two of which are going to be
closest to Desmond, one of which is going to be
clos ish to Scarn. No, well, well not for long
at least. Oh, and they all roll initiative, and they
all roll very convenient initiatives. Lawrence reminded that you're on
deck after it does this, actually know what it's going
to do. All of them in the It's going to
do one of them up here. The its body then
reconstitutes and like clenches back up, and bloody tendrils made
of muscle fire out from its body. Each It's going
to move slightly this way, each toward the three of
you who are closest to it. One at each of you.
I'm going to loompe. I don't want you. As an
attack goes at each of you, I will ask the UH,
I will let the Wylom bond people. Okay, so this
hits all of you. Each of you is hit. Two
of you are wylim bonded. Do you guys want to
use your WYLM bond to negate the hits on each other?
Speaker 5: If we can't, why not?
Speaker 1: Now there's kind of a thing I need to do there.
Remember how when you use it, it can like if
you don't succeed that role, it deactivates. I need to
know which of you mechanically wants to use it first,
because if it deactivates after yours, the other can't use
it to protect the other. So, like, which of you
wants to use it?
Speaker 3: I'm saying you're better at rolling than me, so maybe
you should go first.
Speaker 2: There's the higher chance of it's still succeeding.
Speaker 5: You say that.
Speaker 1: Now, keep in mind also if it changes anything when
they say you go first, that means that you anna
are protecting Lori first.
Speaker 21: Yeah, well, Lilia would probably protect Lori first.
Speaker 1: So the attack against Lori automatically misses the tendrils that
fly toward them. The Whilom bond that is on you
like glows brightly, and the undead body of this creature
seems to be repelled by it by this faint, radiant glow, Lilia,
and you've made the attack automatically missed, but you now
need to succeed, and I'm going to Could you share
wylambond in the chat so that I remember the calculation? Uh?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I shared it a little earlier for them to
find it at the end.
Speaker 1: Where's my Wilma bond?
Speaker 2: He ol Wilma bond?
Speaker 1: Good old Wilma bond? Hey DC quel to half the
attack will round it up, so please make me a
charisma check. And the DC that you're trying to beat
for this is eleven.
Speaker 15: Okayum, that was a three.
Speaker 1: So as you use this, you both go to try
to use wylandbond at the same time. Lily use it
first protects Lori. The wilembond effect ends Lori. You cannot
use it to protect Lilya on account of it ending
a split second before you can activate it. So Lilya,
you will be hit by the attack coming to you.
Speaker 2: Question what COO?
Speaker 3: Because I haven't I just haven't had a turn in
this game, but I have had to turn this combat.
Speaker 2: So could I silvery barbs?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to check.
Speaker 1: You also don't need to have a turn to have
a reaction. You just need to not be surprised.
Speaker 2: So oh okay, I didn't know that. I've been played
for years.
Speaker 10: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: It's true. That's okay. Why what did you want to do?
Speaker 2: I want to try to make sure that it doesn't
hurt Lilia.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that that totally. The wylanmbond will still end
because of what just happened, because that you aren't changing
anything about that. But okay, you're changing the attack going
at LILYA. In that case, I will you roll the
attack against Lilia. It becomes a sixteen. It is still
a hit as it is, he gets advantage. Yeah, so
go ahead and put that on someone. Lily is going
to get the advantage. Yeah, that's probably good.
Speaker 2: Failed to protect.
Speaker 1: Scarn you were also hit. Are you doing anything in
response to that? Out? That's interesting? Okay, I'm looking. I
don't really have much I can do other.
Speaker 9: I mean, I could Stone Lords it again, but that's
my last Stone Lords.
Speaker 1: Am I dying? Let me look at that. I'm twenty seven.
I might eat it. God damn it, millennial logic. I'm
twenty seven, I'm dying.
Speaker 9: Yep, I am, Well, we're all dying anyway.
Speaker 1: Stone's endurance it well, okay, then took it away. I
didn't trust the right thing before, because when it runs
out of use, as it goes away, you can change
your mode at the bottom from combat to like preparation
or whatever. Yeah, roll me to D twelve nine again,
pretty solid, rocking the night. Okay. The damage is now
coming at you guys. Owie, So, Lilia you take seventeen
points of damage. Uh yeah, and Scarn you take a
total of six points of damage. Nice. Then I need
both of you to make this strength saving through Lila,
you'll have advantage, You have advantage. You trying it again?
Speaker 15: Really?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 10: Thanks?
Speaker 4: Think I'll take the eleven over the NAT fucking one.
Speaker 1: Eighteen to twenty go ahead. Damn did that happen? You
didn't have advantage? You just got an eighteen plus two?
That makes sense? Ye? Okay, Lily, I'm so not used
to this. Yeah, that's okay. Listen. So here's Carrie. Carrie
has been using Fantasy Grounds for basically a decade, and uh, Carrie,
how does do a tax work?
Speaker 2: Thank you care for your contributions?
Speaker 1: Just ask Logan how to do everything every turn and
that's how it works for real, all right.
Speaker 15: I don't know Logan how to use Fantasy Grounds logan.
Speaker 1: Logan, logan made it right, logan like made fantasy grounds.
He knows how to.
Speaker 2: Learn how to do fantasy grounds.
Speaker 6: Every Oh my god, throwback.
Speaker 1: So, Lilia, are you about prepared to be upset?
Speaker 5: Oh god, you're assuming I was happy in the first place.
Speaker 1: Well you're going to be more upset. So you failed. So, Lilia,
the tendrils grabbing you, lift you off the ground. You
are grappled. You are grappled and restrained and blinded. It
is going to pull you into its body. You are
now inside it.
Speaker 2: I have been eaten.
Speaker 1: Now lil is pulled inside it. But the sinuous muscle
of this thing wraps around them, and you see Lilia
mostly disappear into the massive flesh that is this creature.
Speaker 9: Rees sick nasty, like literally sick, nasty, nasty.
Speaker 1: So you just so you know, you are blinded, you
have total cover against anything from the outside. You cannot breathe,
you are restrained. You may attempt to uh, you may
attempt to escape it by using an athletics or what
is it? Where is it an athletics? Check on your
return and you feel the weight of this thing crushing
you as it moves. You will take damage from it
as this is happening. So there you also note that
on the map you are knowing able to see anything.
If you want to disable that, just click off yourself.
Speaker 5: I'm getting s a O and the fucking menial thing.
Speaker 6: Just like cuts a tendril.
Speaker 1: That is that is that you take some solace in
knowing that this is what you protected Lawrence from. A
second ago.
Speaker 3: Sees Lilya get enveloped at her muffled scream slowly drowned
out into this mask.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, right.
Speaker 1: Menial. So all the decaying menials got their turns right
after this thing. So they are going to one's going
to run over toward Pepper and they're going to attack Pepper.
Speaker 6: No, no, not you motherfuckers again.
Speaker 1: It's gonna go for two rake attacks against you.
Speaker 2: Actually leave me alone. Go on, now get it.
Speaker 1: Who can see it? You know what. It's gonna stay
roughly here, so three of you, three of you can
see it, one of you distinctly can't see it. One
of you is defined currently by being unable to see it.
It's going to use it's nightmare visage. It's going to
create a its terrifying form, is going to possibly frighten you. Guys.
Maybe I'm going to need you, the three of you. Oh,
I didn't need to have a target itself. Pepper, Scarn, Lawrence,
please make this wisdom?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 1: Has it gotta be a wisdom? Save? It's scaring me.
Speaker 9: I I'm not stupid, I mean I am, but like, oh.
Speaker 2: That's a failure, that's a seven?
Speaker 1: All right? Why is it scare me? Bro? Why is
it scaring me? See? This is what I mean by
abuser tech. If you are my real mom? All right,
So you have two choices? Uh, where is it? You?
Guys can either choose to close your eyes block this
thing out until the where is it? Until the start
of its next turn, during which time you will be blinded,
or you can incur the effects of failing that safe.
It's your choice. Do I have to choose? Now? You
do a fuck?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: Scarn starts looking at tiktoks. Okay, So Scarn is closing
their eyes, diverting their gaze. Lawrence, I'm not. It's pride. Month.
Are you gonna avert your gaze?
Speaker 22: No?
Speaker 2: But I'm going to close my eyes.
Speaker 1: Okay, Pepper, how about you?
Speaker 6: But if I close my eyes, I'm not risking it
for any biscuit.
Speaker 2: I'm closing my eyes.
Speaker 1: All right, All three of you are blinded until the
start of it's next turn, decaying Menial three is going
to rush toward Desmond. I'm gonna change the map a
little bit here so we can see it as it
rushes towards Desmond. Desmond, guess what. It's gonna do the
same thing, but only targeting you. Desmond. Please make this
wisdom saving throw joke. Tell him I'm so braveful it's true. Yeah, success,
all right, So since you, since you succeeded, you will
take half of the psychic damage that would come with this,
but you do not have to. You could technically still
blind yourself to avoid a little bit of psychic damage
if you want. But it's just a bit of psychic
damage to see it. Okay, it's gonna do half of
this to you, and you take seven points of damage.
The other one's going to go and it's going to
rush toward you, and this one it's just going to
go for two attacks. This one rushes forward, it goes
for attack number one, brings up its claw, gets a
twenty three. I assume that hits. Are you doing anything
about it?
Speaker 11: I can't do anything about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, it goes for damage, Desmond, you take eleven points
of damage. It then goes four and Hunter's mark goes away.
It's then going to go for a second rate attack
against you. It's going to really seventeen that hits. Do
you do anything about it? Nope? Gotcha damage ten more
points of damage as you. Desmond's not doing so good, Lawrence.
It's your turn. End you're blinded. Okay.
Speaker 2: I thought I knew what I was gonna do, but
I guess I gotta fucking less.
Speaker 1: I think blinded went away. It should have stayed.
Speaker 8: No, it should still be on you still there clarifying
because some of them specify are they blinded just fully
or are they blinded to it?
Speaker 1: Blinded fully? Okay, I close your eyes entirely. Situation. I'm
making it so you can't be blinded. Do you have
like your stuff should be turning off?
Speaker 2: Why do you see all little lad?
Speaker 1: I guess you'd be fair. I could have closed my
eyes because I do have to. We're pasted. Okay, you
know what.
Speaker 12: Thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you have anything that would stop it.
But for some reason, it's not blacking everything out for you.
I don't really care. Go ahead whatever.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna less to restorat for myself anyway
to make it go away.
Speaker 1: You would, you would, just so you know, you would
know that at the start of the that creature's next turn,
it will end normally because you can just open your
eyes at that point. Also, I'm gonna be weird about this.
I don't think you could less a restoration.
Speaker 14: This.
Speaker 1: Nothing is inflicting this on you. You just have your
eyes closed.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fair.
Speaker 1: You're not like suffering from a curse. You just went.
Speaker 6: I was like, our eyes are just closed it.
Speaker 2: We're all good, okay.
Speaker 1: Lesser restoration is just you putting your fingers on your
eyes and prying your eyelids.
Speaker 2: It's magic, you guys.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I had a plane and then.
Speaker 3: My friend's inside is at the Bay Loogan home.
Speaker 2: Big is a five.
Speaker 1: It's like a ten foot across, so it's like, yeah, okay, yeah,
pretty much. If you put it on it, it's basically
think of it as the same as like a ten
foot cube.
Speaker 3: Okay, just because I was looking at force missiles thinking
about that.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to hurt any of my point
does forest missiles say you have to target a creature
you can see?
Speaker 3: No, you're coinger a large missile of force, energy and fire.
Speaker 2: Oh no at a point you can't see.
Speaker 1: You're right? Never mind. Also, just real quick, okay, Peppery,
I still have hungering vortex going, don't you? That's what
that ten foot circle is.
Speaker 2: I think you.
Speaker 1: Wanna you want to just to because it should have
been hit by it on its turn. Do you want to?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 1: For the coagulant mass. Make it roll that safe? Yeah
about the menu, I'm gonna let him.
Speaker 11: On your turn. You could just run up and push
it in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it did do damage eighteen Okay, it takes the
eighteen points of damage. All right, carry continue?
Speaker 2: Okay, a new plane.
Speaker 3: Uh, we're gonna thunder spiral.
Speaker 2: Show me a sixty foot cone.
Speaker 3: So that's somewhere that I don't hit any of my friends.
Speaker 11: Where do I need to move to to?
Speaker 15: Not?
Speaker 23: I Actually where I am would probably be fine because
Lily is inside it, and you said you said that
she was unaffected by anything on the outside, So I'm
not gonna hurt Lilia.
Speaker 1: It can't be targeted, but cones aren't a targeting thing.
Cones are an area thing, and those are different. Okay,
what I'm gonna do for Lilia, there's two things. Okay,
I'm going to have you roll a percentile die to
see if this affects Lilia. Oh no, if you commit
to doing it, I will.
Speaker 3: I'm upset and I'm trying to say Lilya and hopefully
I don't kill.
Speaker 1: Or percent die. You know, Yeah, Lilia, why don't you
roll me a D one hundred if it is over,
if it is seventy one or higher, this will affect you.
It will not, okay, thank god. So given that we're
omitting Lilya from the effect, so you where do you
want to point it? Keeping your mind you're blind, and
so I think that like precision, a might okay, So
just just got them just the mass then basically can't
make it rolling yep, Okay, it rolls, it succeeds. So
it takes holf keep silvery barbs. Did y'all roll another
D twenty here I go?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you said you would forget today?
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 2: This time?
Speaker 1: Or is it is it all or nothing? Or is
it half.
Speaker 2: A creature that fails the saved once? Akay, I don't
know on a failed.
Speaker 3: Save creature takes sixty ten damage, or half as much
on a successful one.
Speaker 2: A creature that fails to save.
Speaker 1: Is not front because it didn't market as half on
the effect. So I'm going to go into it. Where
is it?
Speaker 2: So scarn you get a van pick.
Speaker 1: But I'd like what I'd like you to do.
Speaker 10: I knew it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't say half there. What I'd like you to do?
Roll the damage into the chat. I will half it
and apply it to him. Okay, Pepper, you're on deck.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's okay. That could have been then and it takes
fourteen points of damage. Okay, Lilia, you feel the goop
around you vibrate violently.
Speaker 2: As Doug oop.
Speaker 1: Doug up that you Pepper your turn. You're blinded. Ah
hmmmmmm what.
Speaker 5: Do I do?
Speaker 1: I'm blinded?
Speaker 6: Uh My, I can hear my vortex. I kind of
remember sort of where things are.
Speaker 11: So it's been like two seconds.
Speaker 24: Yeah, So I'm going to.
Speaker 6: Dash because Lily is not actually over.
Speaker 2: By this pillar.
Speaker 1: Lily is currently they they're they are in the space
of the creature. I just moved them off to the
side to get.
Speaker 6: Rid of them.
Speaker 2: So I'm actually.
Speaker 6: Me and me, and I'm gonna go to here in
hopes that if I remember where this lump of flesh is,
it should be obscuring the menial.
Speaker 2: To some extent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's accurate. Ish we'll find out. Thanks.
Speaker 24: Ah, deflect, You're not gonna get me, says Pepper, pointing
at the fire pot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you, top of the Desmond. Your turn.
Speaker 8: All right, there's been time I always on my back.
Yet it's it's uh, it's cop o'clock. That's that's what
I always say. It's me gun, I don't know Hunters
going in front of me because he's mean, and I'm
gonna make him alive. And again, Fate revolver, I'm gonna
target both of these guys.
Speaker 1: Can I target you? You're in my long range? I think,
I mean I can still trying.
Speaker 8: I'm altering fate when on who knows, maybe I'll create.
Speaker 11: All three targeting all right, forever.
Speaker 1: You hit all three.
Speaker 8: Of them, all three, you gotta on the mass masks.
Speaker 11: I mean, who needs to live anyways, I'm gonna cut.
Speaker 8: That dudele on, target those two and like.
Speaker 1: Fifty two it takes for some reason, it won't apply yours,
but it takes the fifty two. I don't won't, not
even if.
Speaker 10: I do it.
Speaker 1: What is up with Desmond in this thing? Strong? Wait? Wait?
Is it because your stuff targets I have an idea.
Oh okay, I've done. If this does a thing, I
will be so shocked. Nope, okay, I don't know why.
I think it's because you have stuff that target undead.
And the only thing I can think of is that
because you both have stuff that like PROCs with undead,
that's something about that flag is causing an issue.
Speaker 16: But that I know.
Speaker 1: Twenty one on the one in front of me. All right,
that's a that's a hit. And it's only him. It's
only Gotham's coagulant mass m h.
Speaker 11: I have something incompatible. It'll never work out.
Speaker 1: They're also undead.
Speaker 8: Anyways, try climbing up a hill as fast as me, idiot,
and there.
Speaker 1: Gotcha? All right? And that's you. Yep, Lilia, you're about
to take two D ten bludgeoning damage. That's not good.
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna die in here. I'm get in here.
Speaker 1: Elia, you are taking You took thirteen points of damage
and you were now dying. Lilia, you may use your
bonus action. Uh, to do something if you wish to live.
Speaker 5: Let's see.
Speaker 11: Look some of the instant fortress inside it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 5: They do that to make sure I know I can
do bonus actions. I don't think I can cast spells
in here.
Speaker 8: If you have any spells on bonus a bonus action
and it's not concentration, I don't, you're dying.
Speaker 1: The problem. The main thing we can do in here
is you. You can't try to break free with a
bonus action. Mm hmm.
Speaker 8: Issue any potions, Yeah, wrench one up to your bunny mouth.
Speaker 1: M h you can drink it.
Speaker 5: I do have a potion.
Speaker 15: I'm just I'm just looking really quick in here. They
can't really attack or anything.
Speaker 20: Oh no, no, no, you leave.
Speaker 1: That's fucking clear. Yo. Hecking Eric and Maroon. When you
make it short of that, can you cut it off?
So it seems like Anna just chose to leave because
it's deceptively funny. That's hilarious. Oh fucking war game. The
only winning movie is not to play.
Speaker 21: I'm just kind of I'm just kind of looking because
it's like I depending on how long Lilia is in here,
the potion might end up getting eaten up by damage
so I think I'll take a potion for now.
Speaker 5: I have apparently another.
Speaker 1: One here, okay, maybe, yeah, we get a chunk of
a while back, you regain seven hit points. So at
the start of your next turn, if you have hit points,
you will stop dying. You will, however, at this how
to put this? Okay, so order of operations, I should
like write down what my order for this is somewhere,
so it's coded what is your pemdas but right now,
right exactly except here in Canada we called it bed miss,
or at least we did on pid miss, because because
we didn't say parentheses, we said brackets, and just for
that reason, I didn't know what fucking parentheses meant for
most of my young life because I callden.
Speaker 2: Brackets brackets do Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it's like a British thing. It leaked over
into us. Anyway, I'm going to say that the condition
will prock and like go off before it, so at
started your next turn, you will stop dying, and then
you will take damage and may begin dying again. The
main thing here is that they will reset your death saves,
so that's like that's the good news. Mm hmm.
Speaker 15: All right, Okay, well, it killed me for seven I
think that's all I can do.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, all right, scard pish m. This is a bonus
action actually, m M interesting. So what do I have
on my eyes? I can't see ship per Dick right now,
can I? Yeah? You closed your eyes to avoid the
scary zombie. Oh yeah, I'm on TikTok. I forgot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, um hmmm yeah.
Speaker 1: If I opened my eyes, I'm gonna get hurt. Those
are the same thing we called We called the square ones,
just square brackets square. Okay, So sorry, what are you doing?
Speaker 9: I can do if I open my eyes? I can't,
can't I No.
Speaker 1: You've made mechanically, you've made the choice to keep them closed. Yes, okay, okay, okay,
so I can't do much of shit. I can't. You
can shoot at them, You'll just have disadvantage because you're blinded.
Damn this wait a minute, because you definitely know where
they are, so you can like wildly try to shoot them. Dude, Damn,
it's cover ship. I have a feeling Braid might have
lost internet or something, or the computer metal crashed because
normally we'd get like oh my god in the chat yeah,
and I was like.
Speaker 3: Oh is there any weird weather shit happening.
Speaker 1: Where they are. I know it's Florida. No, wait, no,
they're in Atlanta. It's Florida.
Speaker 2: My brain was like Florida, of course it is, but no,
they're in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, it's sunny and calm, which is inherently weird.
Lightning storm a lightning store according to Google.
Speaker 11: Oh no, severe thunderstorm warning.
Speaker 1: Got everything's against us today.
Speaker 3: Dude, whatever you're like, we will play on the first
Saturday of the month.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, take it off.
Speaker 1: Our guardian spear that like fights the curse in the background.
It was like, no, that's the day I make the
most progressive fools. It's my rest day. I won't be
able to protect you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And he looks like a buff cappy bar.
Speaker 9: Yes that's it, of course, yes, right so justice, Yeah, yeah,
I'm just gonna disadvantagely.
Speaker 1: Pack him with a folder. Gotcha, you didn't. But let's
say that is the one though. We can say that
has the advantage on it from your thing, so it
evens out. Oh it literally did? Oh yeah, okay, so yeah,
so did you click a pasage on that?
Speaker 9: I might have that Oh yeah, I think I pressed
both of them because like right before I pressed gotcha,
that's so that's a fourteen you hit.
Speaker 1: You didn't do the negative five, so don't do the
plus ten. Yeah, I'm not plustending that.
Speaker 10: Hold them.
Speaker 1: You shoot it, it does the damage. Uh so, since
you have the blinded condition, it'll automatically do disadvantage. So
don't even worry about clicking it if you don't want to.
Speaker 9: Oh now I gotta Yeah, if you go and do
it again, I mean, you know, ball to the wall.
Try the minus five with the disadvantage, I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: You six six? Yeah, I was expecting that unless you're
overwhelming Advance. No, my eyes are closed for now. I'm
a chill So here's okay, cheek coos. Oh wait wait
wait wait wait overwhelming advance, you don't even do the
weapon attack again, you just do another D twenty. Yeah,
so like that's true. That's true.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's uh well, okay, that's a free
But before I do that, QB.
Speaker 1: Give me QB shrivers back. Yeah, I have that book ready.
I forgot I had the That's why I was on TikTok.
All right, you you pay mind to one of these
scrolls that you receive from your father, kind of that
you stole from your father. But we'll get past that. Uh,
as you that focus on a practice that allows you
to regain spiritual energy immediately you roll the D four.
You got a five with the plus two on it.
You regain five focus points. Done and now I will
overwhelming it. That and just the D twenty, Just a
D twenty.
Speaker 9: That did not make you hit Actually, this is not
worth it?
Speaker 1: Oh my throat five plus what nine four? Maybe? Was he?
Oh yeah, he's doing the night A five? Yeah? That
miss was the Yeah, you got this today. It was
a good day to play. We're good. Yep, nothing gonna
stop us? Is that? That's your turn? You're done? Yeah,
it's me all right. The mass is going to go.
You guys are still blinded. All right? So uh oh,
I didn't have it roll to regain that effect. I
need to roll a D six to see if it
gets back. It's okay, does not get back, its menial
vomit cool, it is going. Oh you hit it with
a critic earlier, didn't you need I need to keep this.
I'm a retroactively let it do a thing. It doesn't
response to criticals, but I'm going to have to do
half the amount it should so one whenever you hit
it with a critical it wretches in pain and reflexively.
It is going to vomit up one menial and it's
going to vomit them up near lord, and you know
what as as penance for me forgetting to do that
when I was supposed to. Even though its turn is
passed on the common tracker, it's not getting a turn.
It's just it's just not well Doug menial for its
full turn. It is going to scooch. I can only
really go for two of you. It's going to scoot.
It's in the vortex. Does getting wong, Oh yes, m
m all right, it's me.
Speaker 11: I'm Pepper.
Speaker 1: You know it's a save anyway. So yeah, I'll just
go into their stuff where thank you? Do you want
to control Pepper til they get back? Sure? Okay, on
their on their next turn, I'll throw their thing at you.
Boom boom. They make their say with advantage, they fail,
they take the full psychic damage. Oh lord, they take
fifteen points of psychic damage. Good job, Pepper. They are
then going to scooch upward. They're going to do their
best to get to it's gonna try. Okay, so it's
going to make one attack against Lawrence from where it
is before it moves one of its tendrils strikes towards them.
Anna is not back, correct, I'm here. I'm sorry not Anna.
Speaker 11: Carry Oh no, they're still mut it.
Speaker 8: So, yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 1: How we have two thirds of the game not here
right now, the two thirds it's going after. Okay, I'm
just gonna call blind me. They're blinded. Eight attacks. It
rolls of twenty six. Hey, Anna, Lawrence does a twenty
six hit. Yad fucking does logan looking at you? Fucking
up his silvery barbs. You're gonna see you gonna silvery
barbs it, Carrie Willna. Here's the thing. If I assume
they do and it doesn't make it miss, they're going
to get mad at me, you know they are. Yeah,
all right, we're gonna so that hit. We're gonna put
that in a state of suspended animation. Uh, and we're
gonna have it it. Then whatever happens with Lori, It
then scood doodles up past Pepper for no discernible reason.
It's towards Desmond Desmond, it is going to make an
attack against you. That's not good. Twenty five What if
I told you it had this advantage because it's an
undead like it's not true. But what if I told
you that, I would tell you that it then has
advantage because you're a short, little guy.
Speaker 11: That makes sense, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Desmond, this is gonna bite a little. I'm down,
doesn't matter where. Yeah, you take twenty points of damage
and I'm gonna be weird about this. I'm gonna let
you make the strength save as though, with your final
stand against it. Please make that save.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm oh, I don't think of anything I can
add to that, and something.
Speaker 1: Just flip oh shit, all right? And Desmond, though you
end up falling down, I mean, I get you're not
who you're dying, so you're not unconscious, so you can
still make that save. So you managed to stop yourself
from being pulled into it. Now I have to do
the thing that I was gonna as if it's going
after Pepper, I'm gonna unclaim pepper sheets so you can
grab it. There, you can grab it. I was hoping
Braidon might get back by Now it's I'm going to
strike out at Pepper thirty. I think it hits.
Speaker 11: I don't think Pepper has reactions they can do to that.
I don't think experts. No, uh, I don't think that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that shit hits. Wait what.
Speaker 8: Mm Negaret, they can do that only once they get
to the save. Okay, No, they still get hit no
matter what.
Speaker 1: Okay, damage twenty eight points of damage. Oh, that also
hit Lilio when it was supposed to Lilia. Let's give
you back seven, sorry, Lilia or whatever the overflow was
because they did drink the health potion. Right, Yeah, well
that that attack wasn't supposed to hit Lilia, so they
should still have the seven they got back earlier. So
Pepper takes uh they Hey, Lawrence, what the fuck did
everybody except what I was going for? Lawrence? Give yourself
back twenty eight? The larn thing to you all right?
Now drives onto Pepper. There is that what pepper wire
is it?
Speaker 11: Because they're kind of overlapped with Lilia.
Speaker 8: Mary.
Speaker 1: Pepper. Why are you immune to damage?
Speaker 8: Pepper's immune to them in the way it's immune to Desertmond.
And so the chain of cookies continues to take.
Speaker 11: Undead Man.
Speaker 8: What also, the crispy crunches the more time.
Speaker 1: Let's not do it. Why wait, they also have a
thing that reacts specifically to undead the carame of protection. Yeah,
so I think that's okay. So I'm just gonna mark
the damage down myself. So one dare. Okay, fantasy grounds
you weird? All right? So that hits you crazy. It's
then going to have to make the strength save now
they are uncro or is it no piercing empoison?
Speaker 10: Okay, strength?
Speaker 1: Alright.
Speaker 8: If they fail this, they're going to use the scare
of I know that they would not want to be swallowed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes sense to me, but they don't. Doesn't matter.
They succeed, Yep, they succeed, so they got to worry
about it. Okay, we are now past their turn of
attacking mostly absent players, decaying Menial thirteen is going to go,
and to my understanding, that should mean that the blinded
condition should well, let me see if it's is it
the end of the next turn start, so that blinded
condition will end for everyone? Let me just there we go.
It is then going to rush towards scarn. Did it
blind itself? It did? You silly billy, you silly banana.
It is then going to rush towards Scarn, and it's
going to attack Scarn with two rake attacks. It's coming
at to Scarn. Here's the first one. You still have
protection from good and evil?
Speaker 2: That Oh I had to make a concentration your back.
Speaker 11: Yes, actually do that now.
Speaker 8: You need to make that concept now it's relevant to
right now along.
Speaker 1: With their other safe to the other safe. Oh yeah, yeah,
you're in a state of suspended animation because you weren't here.
It hit you. And then I was like, I need
you to make a say so we didn't do your damage?
I don't think no, I remember the damage that was dealt.
Was the damage accidentally rolled against pepper? That's fine. When
did it hit you? Would you have silvery barbsed it?
Speaker 3: I don't think I could have because I silvery barbs
on my her.
Speaker 1: You haven't had turned yet because you're in foreign in.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure, but I used it on Oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that does hit me. I need you to
then make a say okay, because it's going to turn
out to schloop yet. No, not schloop. Yep, it's a
hungry boy.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be schmoop oh fucking strength.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's all right, that's.
Speaker 1: Fine, all right, Lawrence bye, same situation as Lilia. However,
your spell is still love. All right. Now that we
have that sorted out, that attack does hit scarn scarn,
you take nine points of damage. It is then going
to go for one final rake attack on you. Try
to strike you with its flows always does nine missus
decaying menial three is then going to go his target
has Oh okay, so he's going to move. How far
can he move? He's going to rush up toward the
down Desmond.
Speaker 8: No can they climb all the way up, because that's
it is a five foot thing.
Speaker 1: It would put them back by five feet. So they're
gonna use their dead chase action killing coffin jockey and
then we don't his body like a No, it's going
to rush forward, climb up. It's going to take the
dash action and make one attack as part of it.
So it's gonna rush toward you. It will get to you.
Instead of it's normal two attacks, it only gets one. Sweet,
it's going to going to swing at you. You should
have advantage, uh oh right, because if I told you
that disadvantage.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 1: Hits you so you are going to fail one death save,
it should crock automatically. I'll do this booph So mark
your one death save if you haven't already. Okay, and
with that that is the decaying menials turns. It is
now Lawrence inside the beast, who takes two points of
bludgeting damage the lowest possible and must make a concentration
check DC ten. That's so I'd like to remind you.
You are blinded, you are trained and grappled, but you
can take actions within those limitations.
Speaker 2: Can I try to get at.
Speaker 1: You can make an athletics check. I mean, if you
can describe to me how you do it, then I'll
I'll I'm there with you. You can get yourself out
with an athletics like as in the same way you
would break a grapple.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'd want to try to get out of that
so that I would have like my arms free, so
that then maybe i'd can tell Billia.
Speaker 1: So I want to Yeah, okay, so what do you
what are you trying to do that?
Speaker 11: No, don't worry, that's a me thing.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, I'm just I'm just trying to get
myself out, like I want my hands to be freeze.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're trying, you're trying to escape it. Yeah, okay,
you need to make an athletics check. I have no
longer fuck okay.
Speaker 2: Eleven, never mind, I do a modifier. It's a negative four.
Speaker 1: Fuck. You should only have a negative too because of
your fatigue. Okay, No, that does not get your That
is your action to have done that. So, yeah, do
you want to use your bonus action to do anything?
Deflect because bludgeoning damage it deals let me show. Okay,
we'll deflect, although although although, although, although I will let
you know. Deflect I'm pretty sure is non magical weapon
damage or non magical I think could you review what
deflect says? Yeah, because technically it's not weapon damage. It's
an effect.
Speaker 2: Oh, to extend your hand. Never mind, I can't do it.
Extend your hand and trace a sinul of rewarding in the.
Speaker 1: Air until the end of you you are able to
or you are able to move, you're restrained and whatnot.
But you can still do the somatic components.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bludgeting, piercing and slashing damage dealt by
weapon attacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is not a weapon attack, so it
wouldn't work.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's point it's time to have a better hold.
Speaker 1: Only do you have a teleportation spell?
Speaker 2: I fucking wish bitch, goddamn.
Speaker 1: Thunder spiral from inside.
Speaker 3: Apparently Porpo flames is a bonus, but you know, I
use my action, so I would just be conjuring a
sword in here, upsetting Lilia.
Speaker 10: M h.
Speaker 1: You can throw a bartic in theory.
Speaker 2: That's that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: You can hear you you guys hear the harmonica from
inside it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 8: Little arcane flashes a manside a little bit.
Speaker 2: Of that up. Yeah, I'm gonna throw a bartic and okay,
that's me.
Speaker 8: Okay, Pepper, I think Brayden would do this. I don't
think they would, but existed that they would.
Speaker 1: Pepper, who is now Desmond and the hat.
Speaker 3: Said if possible text means I get yeah, if possible,
he was fantasmal shroud and send it to Radiant damage
and Eldritch Blast a lot after.
Speaker 2: That's what they requested.
Speaker 8: I was thinking about banishing it because you guys would
just fall to the ground.
Speaker 1: That'd be said, Yeah, I mean you could do that.
You will either either of those options will end hungering vortex.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but that's currently not getting a lot of mileage anyways.
Speaker 1: I'm just shooting through it, you know the extra damage.
Speaker 8: Yeah, uh, I think they oh for that if I
pitched it. Okayper's gonna try and banish Gothams.
Speaker 11: Quaging the mask.
Speaker 1: Okay, hit it. It's targeting that. But did not. I'll
drag it onto it. No, you did, I have to
hit it? Oh?
Speaker 8: Actee right, I forgot the stages in Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just it's a same I have to confirm them,
just so you know, Carrie. Yeah, though you are blinded,
I don't know if silvery barbs require sight, but though
you are blinded, what is blinding you is this so
you can see it? So if you choose to silvery
barbs anything it does, you still can. Just so you know,
I'm trying to find I'm gonna roll this save for
it though it tilS.
Speaker 2: Oh thank god.
Speaker 1: Oh. Pepper looks toward it and the two of your
friends that have been shlooped up inside of its body.
Pepper weaves a circle, an arcane circle in the air
in front of it, and then traces a symbol int
side of it. You see them struggling. You see them
like trying to remember equations in their head. They finish
the circle, they press their hand against it. As they do,
there is a wave of this fantastic energy that spreads
out from it toward the creature and like a like
a like a wave distortion effect in a video player,
it moves over the creature and it vanishes, dropping Lilia
and Lawrence onto the ground where it was apply. Yeah,
it is now banished. It is for as long as
the spell is maintained, and such Gotham's coagulant mass is incapacitated,
and in a demi plane Lilia and Lilia Lawrence, who
are immediately free from that.
Speaker 8: Effect, and then Ron we're here to not get immediately
beset upon by the undead people.
Speaker 1: Oh, Banish is such a dramatic spell. I love it.
I love it to those who are not fully in
the know about Banish, who I'm not going to use before.
It is pretty short term. Uh, they will be fighting
back against it. They will be. And it only lasts like.
Speaker 11: A minute, I believe, yeah, up to a minute.
Speaker 1: So this is borrowed time. Remind me, does Banish give
a save at the end of Eastern I don't believe something.
It's suck all right, So you guys, assuming nothing knocks
Pepper out of it, Yeah, you guys have a minute,
and then Pepper books it away from everything that could
hurt them.
Speaker 11: Somewhere in the universe and never collapse.
Speaker 2: I have a question, yeah about this creature. Is it
from this plane?
Speaker 1: All those pieces.
Speaker 2: Are I'm double checking?
Speaker 1: Sorry, could you read the question?
Speaker 2: Is it from this plane?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn it, Yeah, all of it's all of it,
All the pieces of it were definitely originate in I mean,
if we're gonna look at Gotham's coagulant Mass as a
singular creature, you saw it be born. It was born, right,
but but yeah, all its component pieces are made of
like mortal beings. Here. Bill Grace was brought to life here.
All the creatures that came from it were brought to
life here. My mom was real. Yeah, it's it's native
to this.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: If she wasn't, I wouldn't be here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone make an aument for it being somewhere else
so it can just be gone forever.
Speaker 25: Please fuck right now, As long as I don't roll
a one, oh Aaron.
Speaker 11: I should be fine, it's true.
Speaker 1: I got I believe in you, man. Okay, this with that.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna shoot this guy in the face.
Speaker 1: It's Desmond. It is kaboom, Desmond, please make your kaboom,
make your babo the saving throw? Are you did it?
Did it happen? What?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I know? Uh, that's can't I have to do something,
Barnick something.
Speaker 1: Wait, is there a way I can help with my inspiration?
Speaker 14: Oh my god, that's too successes, holy ship I had.
Speaker 1: I mean I was sitting here and there like there's
nothing I can do about that. Yeah, I was looking.
Speaker 3: I was like everything, there has to be something to
make him move roll out.
Speaker 2: There has to have to do something.
Speaker 11: One success because he hit me, wants to make me
fail once.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, readjusted for me. Oh my god, that
was nice. I was super in, like I gotta get
out of the way of this mode as a GM.
For a second, I was like, that's that's the dice.
But oh my good, thank you good.
Speaker 18: Oh, oh my god, that was one.
Speaker 1: Having that pit of your stomach.
Speaker 2: I hated that. I hated that.
Speaker 11: Let's let's get fucking crazy and.
Speaker 8: Here you know, I've been carrying it around a while,
and yeah, I got nothing better to do because I
got all the heal with right now. So uh god,
my buddy mouth made it is going to reach out
and grab the.
Speaker 1: Only potion he does have.
Speaker 8: Okay, it's called defining ideal.
Speaker 26: I don't fully know what it does, but it can't
hurt me more than.
Speaker 1: I that's an elixir. Yes, let me. I'm pretty sure
that it hold on. So defining ideal, right, m let's
stacks it is. I just need to check to make
sure it doesn't require an action to drink or an
action on this. Okay, good. So the way that this
is gonna work, it's gonna be a toss up is
one of your and I know you read it, but
I'm just out loud to everyone else. One of your
ability scores will be for the duration of its effect
increased by a D six, and another will go down
by a D six.
Speaker 8: So con went up, and.
Speaker 1: So uh, let's say roll the first D six roll.
Speaker 11: For the goes up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, five wisdom No, no, no, no, no, let's say
that's what that's what it's going to increase by. Okay,
and now let's roll to see which statu it is.
Four intelligence your intelligence will increase by five for the
duration of this effect. Now now roll six to see
how much the other one goes down. Now let's see
what'stead it is. Oh my god, oh you can do that.
Speaker 10: I don't know you know that much.
Speaker 1: I have presently a four gers and what is your intelligence?
Speaker 11: My fourteen?
Speaker 1: So you're becoming a piece of ship. So he drinks
a potion and he goes from being to having a
strong presence to gaining knowledge, which you know real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1: Your authoritative presence is undermined by your knowledge of the stakes.
M Honestly, I don't think the Aliza really did anything.
This is just trauma.
Speaker 8: I've now gained the insight into my circumstance and it's
not great.
Speaker 9: No, Desmond just finally stopped fucking compartmentalizing everything and finally
got his emotion.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, Lily, it is your turn. You stop dying.
You haveing. Once you do gain a point of another,
you gain a point of combat fatigue, which I will
mark and do you're up?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, I did a big mask go going.
Speaker 1: He was banished from your point of view. It just
disappeared around you, but it was banished by Pepper, which
means it's gone until Pepper chooses to drop concentration or
a minute passes or something knocks her out of it.
Speaker 5: Okay, well we're not gonna worry about that. Then we're
gonna go to this.
Speaker 8: Huh.
Speaker 15: We're actually only fifteen feet away from this, from that menial,
so I don't have to get up close to do it.
Speaker 5: Yep, we're gonna we're gonna hit that where we're gonna
hit that with our with our hecking. Actually, what we're.
Speaker 15: Gonna do, we're gonna do, we're gonna do. We're gonna
fourth little Valkyrie strike first, fourth level.
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, that's what I said. This has fourth right, next, Yeah, you're.
Speaker 1: Right, fourth pretty STRANGM go crazy. All right, how do
you wanna How do you want to do the effects?
Speaker 5: I want to play here so I can read it
while I do stuff.
Speaker 1: I went, yeah, So you can choose. You can choose
three of those. You have three options to spend, which
you can do either h A D damage increases by
D eight, the walking speed increases by ten. I feel
like you're not going to do that one all things considered,
or if you spend two of them, you can do
the damage on a one additional hit.
Speaker 15: Um, we're gonna do We're gonna do the damage by
one the eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, two more options.
Speaker 5: Then we're gonna do.
Speaker 16: Well.
Speaker 15: Technically that means there's only three options here because there's
D eight that.
Speaker 1: Well, you can choose them multiple times, you have you
because you get to choose from that list for each
level above first, so you get to choose three times.
Speaker 15: Can you putting one D eight?
Speaker 1: Although can I can? I tell you a little cheat
code though, So you have three choices, right, but that
bottom one takes two. So what you could do is
do the D eight which adds a D eight to it,
which means you get the total of what two D
eight on the attack, And then you can do the
two to one, which will apply it to both, which
means you get a total of four D eights because
it's the the two D eight on two attacks.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I was thinking about that.
Speaker 1: Okay, then I'm already in there on your stuff, so
I'm gonna apply that to you.
Speaker 10: Okay, boom.
Speaker 1: So now on both of your attacks this turn, if
you choose to use that part of the spell, then
also the second attack, one of the advantage but sorry,
go ahead.
Speaker 15: I also wanted to do virtuous branches.
Speaker 5: While I'm here.
Speaker 15: While I'm here, and I want to do grace Wolf
protection for scarn is unfortunately too far away, so it's
gonna have to be Lilya uh Lori and Desmond.
Speaker 1: You're also targeting the media. Don't give it to him.
Speaker 5: Fuck you. That's you're stinky.
Speaker 15: And that gives that gives you guys a for the
next ten minutes.
Speaker 5: Your next saving.
Speaker 15: Throat will gain a bonus.
Speaker 5: Oh and then okay, and now I.
Speaker 1: Can hit it.
Speaker 15: Okay, Now I'm going to hit it with a Luna's
life nice.
Speaker 5: Nine double nineteens.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, double?
Speaker 1: All right, So.
Speaker 5: Laurie's bardick came up. Do I just hit the X
to not use it? Or do I cancel?
Speaker 1: Just confirmed, cancel, Just confirmed the just hit the check mark,
check mark yep. All right, all your damage. Okay, so
you deal twenty six damage on that because there's radiant
in it. It doesn't undead fortitude, so it doesn't risk
coming back. You slash it, you carve that on dead
in half. You have one more attack, which can be
made against anything within thirty feet. This one will also
have the two d eighth. It'll also have advantage because
of the moonlight stuff. So how do you want to
go about using that?
Speaker 5: Alrighty?
Speaker 15: So if I go, if I move thirty towards Scarn.
Speaker 5: I can hit that menial.
Speaker 2: Right, yes, and we will do that.
Speaker 22: Oh and then she'll be like I got this, and
then we're gonna go Hoba, there is.
Speaker 15: A twenty one for the attack hits, then we're gonna
go home.
Speaker 1: Boy, that one is also dead.
Speaker 15: Damn nana.
Speaker 1: Nanda. I think that's me alrighty, alrighty, alrighty, alrighty. So
that's you, Scarn. It is now your turn, It is
my turn. I'm in fucking way. We help all.
Speaker 5: Pepper from us. Well, Pepper was over there.
Speaker 2: From where Lily was.
Speaker 5: Pepper probably could have also gotten the graceful protection.
Speaker 1: You were like right here.
Speaker 5: I was like right next to Laurie.
Speaker 1: I think that's fair.
Speaker 5: Okay, check.
Speaker 15: Yeah, chick chick, when chick when check one check when
chack chick.
Speaker 1: You're technically geting additional seconds, so the timer keeps resetting.
What's what's what's three sects?
Speaker 9: One?
Speaker 6: One?
Speaker 1: Sell?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 1: Now that's Lily, all right, Scarn?
Speaker 16: What up?
Speaker 1: All right? Oh, I'll eat my bones. Where's that guy?
He's gone? What's what that menial? Fuck? Dude? It does
you seem like you're dying? Yeah? Right, you're like, so
I'm gonna move over here. First person view of you
looking around the area looking for it. You see the menial,
and the menial coming into view just kind of crouches down,
put his hand arms up over its head, like I'm
a rock. You can't see Yeah, you're right, I can't
see you.
Speaker 9: So I'm gonna move thirty meters or whatever the hell
die yep, thirty movement units advantage minuses.
Speaker 1: They call them Finland steppy.
Speaker 10: You're gonna die.
Speaker 7: Or not?
Speaker 1: That hits eleven hits, Thank god, you're gonna die. Things
you don't expect from justice. Well, damnit, channel right, undid
forty two PROCs. It dies, It is out of here, goodbye.
So we are now in a situation we're gonna have
to keep going in turn order. But there is nothing
to break Pepper's concentration. So you guys have just under
a minute to decide and prepare for this thing to
come back. It's gonna come back.
Speaker 3: It's gonna come back in the exact same spot, so
we could load that spot up.
Speaker 1: When you are justice. You're still in turn order because
Desmond is dying, so we that has to be resolved.
Speaker 2: But yes, I'm gonna I'm gonna run over there.
Speaker 1: Don't okay? So do we want to just continue down
the turn order? You guys can tell you what you do.
Uh huh okay, God, it's sucking. It still gets a
chance to try to recharge its stuff despite being banished.
It exists in a place that makes lawrence. It is
your turn. I am running over to my boyd man.
Speaker 2: You're not allowed to die.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to die. You're not die. Set up
a wooden box. That's funny, that'll contain the demons. Put
up a wooden box. It comes back. It's a little
demons in the fucking thing. Like that's gonna work remarkably.
When where Okay, you gotta heal him?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: Oh was that second level? Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, Now you have the emotion spell slots for second level. O.
Speaker 1: God, you look like shit.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I'm covered in gu I was inside that.
Don't die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good. Okay, all right, you guys now have
nothing pressing keeping you in turn order. I why don't
you guys just tell me over the next minute what
your plan is to prepare for its return. It can
be you run, you can leave, and it comes back
and then it just does whatever. But assuming that you
guys are finishing this, which is I feel like we're
playing D and D so that seems like that thing
to Yeah, but what do you guys do with let's
say seven hearns worth of time.
Speaker 8: We need to get some healing done and then we
probably ready actions on the last.
Speaker 1: Year I hit it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, does anybody can anybody heal that?
Speaker 15: Like?
Speaker 2: Isn't me? Does anybody have any potions?
Speaker 1: Or am?
Speaker 11: I check?
Speaker 5: I'll check, has one more potion of healing she can
use on herself.
Speaker 1: I don't have anything on me.
Speaker 2: I would because I have I have two.
Speaker 1: We can't read a book for an hour, so I can't.
Speaker 2: I have I have two first levels.
Speaker 1: Enough time, it's not long enough for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got enough time to heal, but not enough
time to chill to get healed?
Speaker 1: Can we long rest?
Speaker 2: Can we be great? Unless she's it'll be fine.
Speaker 1: It just comes back with its gross hands up like
I give I know you probably did I give I'm not.
I don't know. I don't want to I don't want
to do. I'm good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm cool using all the spells that I have left.
We're healing if we feel like we need it. And
then you guys loaded up on like heavy spells to
really hit them, but I have.
Speaker 1: Doesn't have any.
Speaker 2: I have six spell slots.
Speaker 11: Left to get the most hurt back up because.
Speaker 2: I only have one fourth and one third and those.
Speaker 11: Two are critical or I mean, we're all heavier critical.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I think you're actually the best shape of all of us.
Speaker 2: Are just terrifying, right, I agree?
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that. What happened? If you if
you're use like Wasta to move the map and you
hold down shift, it moves it faster.
Speaker 11: Right, you can spirri into the camera.
Speaker 12: Okay, Desmond, I'm going to give you another second level.
I yeah, okay, scoop my boot over the scarn.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you doing hi, don't ah, don't worry about that.
I'll die. Oh.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna use my last third and fourth. I'm using
my last big ones here.
Speaker 11: You could say one of your fourths for a big
attack if you wanted to.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. That is true.
Speaker 3: But I only have one third left, is the thing,
so I need to use my last second on Lilia,
and Lily is critical.
Speaker 11: Do you have any extra potions or anything in inventories?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lily has a potion.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll see how good you are and that I
could probably hit you with a second, So I'm gonna
hit Scrom with a third. A third is six, right
logan Yeah, okay, because it's two dice for each level.
Speaker 2: Okay, but.
Speaker 1: Have you felt like healing has been more satisfying? Carry
because a GM haven't felt like it's been overpowering the
damage done like that they need to do to you,
So like, if it feels good to.
Speaker 2: You, then good, Okay, Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Have you enjoyed healing more healer?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 2: Yes, I have no Yeah that's me now.
Speaker 3: I now all I have left is two first levels
and one fourth level. I can still use cantrips and
I can still do melee, but.
Speaker 8: You know, all right, set up I want to use
on it we got with assuming no one's doing much else,
that's at least two or three of the you know what,
we got like five turns left.
Speaker 1: So once you know what you want to do.
Speaker 8: Just ready your tax or spells. Desmond's gonna ready your
rifle shot as soon as it shows up.
Speaker 2: Where exactly did it disappear from? Give us like a little.
Speaker 11: It was somewhere like in there, hold on yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: Ye right here there?
Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Way, Okay, you know them will come back in, It
will come back. You guys can choose to have pepper
and concentration whenever. But if you're just letting a run out,
it will be Pepper's turn when it comes back. But
if you guys can ready actions to attack it and
then turn, order will just continue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, I could. I could thunder spiral it again.
Speaker 16: That would be cool.
Speaker 1: Are you going to prepare that as a you're gonna yep.
Speaker 2: It'll be my last fourth level. But yep.
Speaker 1: So rather than ask everybody what they're preparing, so I
would just go down the list. So when it comes back, Desmond,
what will you do? Shoot it? Yeah?
Speaker 8: I'm also not going to be on my own on
this side of it, So if they're all over there,
I'll go over there.
Speaker 1: Lilia, what will you do when it comes back? You
can ready an action.
Speaker 5: It'll be slashing it.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you within thirty feet of that space you are,
so you can do it from where you are. Scarn,
what are you going to do when it comes back?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: Am I going to be? Is it a guaranteed hit
or is it just like it's just preparing an action?
So you can just be like, I will attack it
if you want to keep it.
Speaker 3: Simply okay, Yeah, Like it's gonna pop back and we
gonna get me ready to kind of get it so
we might be able to hit it with a surprise,
and Lawrence gonna be garant.
Speaker 1: What do you want to do when it comes back?
Pepper will not get this option because it will be
coming back on Pepper's turn.
Speaker 11: It will be their turn, and I can do it.
Speaker 3: I wish to prepare thunder spiral, and I'm trying to
stand in a spot where I'm not going to hit
any of my friends.
Speaker 2: With it because it's a sixty foot cone.
Speaker 1: I'll just say you can do that from there. Okay,
all right, so Pepper's turn begins, I'm going to go
down the same initiative order the spell ends, it ceases
being incapacitated. There is like a small ball of like
the sinew and mutt and bone that appears in space,
and then it rapidly expands out and unwinds back into
this thing screeching form. We're gonna go down the order, Desmond.
You're up first, yep.
Speaker 11: I'll just never not get their turn.
Speaker 1: Well, ready to actions, all right, ready, yeah, I forgot
bullet yeah, bullet gun bullet bullet p bang pew.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 11: I've thought about twenty twenty one hits. All right, nineteen
points a damage.
Speaker 1: I will do it manually, remana. All right, Lilia, go
ahead and do your attack. It has advantage.
Speaker 5: Whoa targeting it?
Speaker 1: You are not targeting?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 1: There, okay, you got I'll.
Speaker 2: Find it here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a seven for a fourteen.
Speaker 1: For some reason, it's still staging. Or do you want
to commit to that or do you want to use
your bardick.
Speaker 11: You could use the bar.
Speaker 5: I'll use the bardick.
Speaker 1: Roll the so roll the D eight independently and then
increase the just in the chair box by that you
got this, yep. I increase the result in the box
by five, and then hit confirm.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, you've got this.
Speaker 1: I believe in you.
Speaker 5: It doesn't let me change it.
Speaker 15: It just says this is seven and three, and I'm
trying to type in twelve and it's not changing and
you hold it.
Speaker 2: Wait, my numb.
Speaker 5: Lock's not on there you go?
Speaker 2: Oh a fellow hecking?
Speaker 5: Oh wait fuck okay, I don't know why it's like that. Okay, sorry,
I love you.
Speaker 1: Word for numbers. Oh my god, keyboard, the number, the
number twenty nine? You do twenty nine points of damage.
Let me calculate that down manually as it screams as
an arc of radiant energy strips through it, carving chunks out. Uh, scarn,
your turn, Hey, this guy sucks. I'm gonna min us
five make advantage. Scarn. I'm gonna check a thing for
you real quick. Yeah, I'm gonna check your fighting style.
It's oh my archery. It's once per turn you gain advantage.
So if you want to do this with advantage, you may.
Speaker 9: Oh okay, yeah, this counts as a turn, right, yeah,
not your turn, but it's a turn.
Speaker 1: Hey turn? Cool? Nice? I like semantics.
Speaker 2: I'd love to see it.
Speaker 1: I like the word you said, gay master man.
Speaker 16: I like that.
Speaker 1: Am I a targeting him?
Speaker 22: No?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 1: Not his name? No? Can you amen? Amen? Hey? Hey,
what the hell is Okay? I'm gonna here you go.
It is done. Thank you? Why why did you take?
I was just watching it flicker on and off, and
I was like, I'll just I'll just there you go,
thank you.
Speaker 9: I don't know the little yellow things didn't It doesn't matter.
Seventeen seventeen, Yes, Alice Bustin, did.
Speaker 1: That have the negative five? Yes? Okay? Negative five after fifteen?
So I add the text and thunderloading. Okay, we'll do
that after on about that, yeah.
Speaker 10: But after.
Speaker 1: Thunderloading, nondad noah, drug and search, you do forty two
ducking serch, you do forty two damage? Okay? Gross? Do
you want a thunderload? Change? How many points at uh? Max?
Three you got or four? Do it? One?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: Three? Three? I don't remember what the max is? You
got the text?
Speaker 14: I do?
Speaker 1: I could up to five, and I'm gonna go to three. Okay,
make him make the dext say if I need ease later.
Speaker 9: Uh that's been three one okay, just making sure okay,
and it's going to make the deck safe.
Speaker 1: Here it comes and it fails. So click the thing
that the top thing that like adds the D eight
and then click the bottom damage that has the D
twelve or three points and then the bottom one. There
we go a lot of ones in there, a lot
of ones in two. That was six D. That sucks.
Damn no, it did. No, it objectively sucked. It takes
objectively suck. That sucked. You hit it with your lightning
bolt coated with your storm Lord's lightning energy, and then
you zap it with one extra little jolt at the end.
All right, you just hear a fucking charging noise out
of nowhere, Lawrence, the final reaction attack, Go ahead and
cast it, make it, make the save against thunder Spiral. Okay,
come on, as you guys are just doing this wild,
fucking all out attack, all a persona on it. It fails, Yo, let's.
Speaker 2: Go take all this damage.
Speaker 1: Oh, Pepper, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: I think you might be killing it.
Speaker 5: Pepper.
Speaker 1: You use thunder Spiral in his hit. It falls prone,
letting out a series of these distorted humanoid yells that
are all isolated from each other, crashing into the ground.
The ground shakes under your feet. Pepper, what are you doing?
What are you doing? Pepper?
Speaker 8: Two things either the scroll of curse or I feel
like at this point, if I'm channeling my bread, they're
gonna Aldrich blast.
Speaker 1: It could be the thing that would be the might
be the thing for Bread. So it is prone and
we know what that does to range dog disadvantage. Oh shit,
I'm sorry, but they have two beams. Have two beams.
Speaker 26: Yeah, it's what they would do. I have to trust
my inner Bread. That's Desmond, that's paper and held hand
trips held bridge blast. First one disadvantage. That couldn't have
been a one. I could have fixed that for you.
Damn sucking, damn second one. I'm sorry, that's about it.
Speaker 1: What would have happened those two? Miss all right, that's Papa.
Back to the top of the turret order Desmond face, Desmond,
come on, start up a turn. He's gonna uh no,
he went down so he can't move it.
Speaker 11: So he's gonna read as Hunter's mark.
Speaker 1: On it.
Speaker 8: And I mean he's Desmond. So he's gonna run up
to the prone thing and he's gonna try and point
blanket in the head twice or ahead twice.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of them.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, whichever one seems the most prominent at the time.
Speaker 1: You rushed toward it. Its body like discorporates somewhat into
various tendrils that strike at you as you dodge by them,
weaving and ducking under them as you get closer to it.
As you approach it, you see a hunk of meat
within the central mass of its body that looks to
vaguely resemble what you recognize to be the torso of
Ville Grace here with that guy one, but that that
one becomes also a tend ten.
Speaker 11: So I'd say twenty six.
Speaker 1: To hit roll damage and Desmond, well, your damage doesn't apply.
It does, and so no, no, kill it, kill it,
Desmond slash. I feel like this, this round has been
one collective how do you want to do this with
what just happened to it? But Desmond, how do you
want to finish this?
Speaker 8: That's getting harried by everyone's different blasts, and Laura's finally
knocks it over ever misses their two beams, and Desmond
would just kind of sprint under everything because he's small
and he just got a power slide on his knees
and just ram the gun into that gap you described.
Speaker 11: And just start emptying chamber after chamber into the corpse.
Speaker 1: You do. As you do, there is a collective scream
of agony from all of the creatures who are a
part of it. It has a death throws effect.
Speaker 7: Of course.
Speaker 1: I had to run up to it. Us is I
have to throw it back down? I removed it, but
I had to throw it. Who is within twenty feet?
Speaker 5: It is the question in them, not Lilia.
Speaker 1: I think is also good. It's just you three.
Speaker 7: I am just.
Speaker 10: Anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't throw it back as it lets out a
combined psychic scream that rips through the area. Each of
you is going to have to make this intelligence save
God always am I? Out of just the three that
are closest to it, seven I failed. Laurence Pepper Desmon.
Speaker 11: Pepper will use your scare up to succeed instead.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh is it a half unsaved? Because if that's true, Nope,
it is save or suck. So Pepper is excluded the
cops getting revenge against the guy who obstensibly took out
the cops. You two are the ones who are going
to suffer the screams of the cultists, of the innocent townsfolk,
of the members of the undertow who are all forced
to become part of this monstrosity. You suffer their final
fit of agony in the form of five D ten
psychic damage. You both take twenty six points of psychic damage.
As the life leaves this creature, as you see the
form that constitutes vill Grace's original form in it, the
meat that was vill Grace inside, trying desperately to keep
this thing together and fails, and it collapses into a
shamble of muscle, fibers, body parts, bones, and it falls
the mass defeated, massively defeated. Oh my god, we're dying.
And because we intended to do a short game and
we just had that two hour mark, I think, with
a silence now rushing through the whole of the crack
Rot and it defeated, with no cultists left, with only
the sound a faint sound of dripping blood from some
of the cultists that were defeated on the top of
the cliffs, and the knowledge that Gotham's out there, Gotham's
out there in Conglo and has had an interest in
keeping Scarn, acting against his own followers in some capacity
that asks, I'm like, why are you trying to do
this stuff? Ro And also knowing that Ethicus seems to have,
from very early on in the ambitions of the cult
broken off contact with them for whatever he's doing in
Agony's throat with the those it's of knowledge seeping in
is the final pieces of the puzzle of what Ethicus
and Gotham are up to. Here. We're going to stop
for this week and we are going to return next
week with the town functionally reclaimed, albeit trapped. Yeah, maybe
it's a good one. The rest of that fight last week,
the two hours, ah fucking sick banishment.
Speaker 25: That as soon as I opened their sheet and I
saw banishment, I was like, you work, yeah like that
that is that.
Speaker 11: That was such a bad spot for everyone to be.
Speaker 1: We were dying. We were dying, like I said it
inside chat, but I was like, everything as hell got disconnected, lasted.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that Understone, I guess racked at lant.
Speaker 1: That sucks. Well, Brandon, if you're able to listen or
anything out there, he can. Pepper was clutch. Pepper. Pepper
actually won the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, Pepper absolutely saved us.
Speaker 9: Pepper, Okay, in my head canon, Pepper just at this
point saw everything going down, kind of.
Speaker 1: Just broke for a second.
Speaker 9: Locked the fucking pure no face activated, like literally she
has PTSD.
Speaker 23: Now absolutely yeah sure, yeah, just like h and just
like broke yep.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, bitch, Oh my god, that was your functional dragon.
I know that you guys fought an actual dragon before,
but as far as D and D goes, there's your
dragon for the campaign. Yes, the dungeon the dragon.
Speaker 7: Yes, hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Banishment, when it works is such a good spell. Hey, curious,
doesn't banish can't do multiple targets?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah yeah, I had some of the.
Speaker 1: Could have been hit too, right, Yeah that's true. You
know what, though, why why why criticize what worked out perfectly? No?
Speaker 2: Honestly, like banishing that is the main thing.
Speaker 1: I think banishing it and then taking out the menials
before it got back was also like a really good.
Speaker 8: Idea disappeared and came back with it. They'd still be
a nasty thing.
Speaker 3: About he got rid of the big bad and were
able to take out the whittle bads huge by the.
Speaker 1: Bye, it recharged its menial vomit immediately when it was
sent away. But even if it hadn't, you guys took
a minute. So I was going to have it be
like its first action is more menials, because why wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you know, dude, fucking I had banishment and
call because in call we were.
Speaker 2: Dealing with fucking methods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was like, you're not go home.
Speaker 2: If I banish you, you're the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: And I tried to hit every target that I could,
but I got it to the point where I could
hit like, I think fucking.
Speaker 2: Four or five targets.
Speaker 3: I never got rid of the one that I wanted
to get rid of it. It was always the fucking
funkeys that would banish, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, they're from here, they're gonna come back.
Speaker 1: I fool think about this. There's like banishment, in my experience,
is one of those spells that never quite does what
you're trying to do with it. It just did hear
it totally. It would. Yeah, it's so seldom that things
in D and D work. Crazy usually only get to
do sixty percent of a plan.
Speaker 2: That's always what fucking happens.
Speaker 3: It's like when you're picking spells and shit, you'll be
like looking at it and be like, oh, that's gonna
be so sick when it works, and then that motherfucker
never works.
Speaker 2: It never works the way you want it to, and
you're like, oh, you.
Speaker 8: Know, the only could have won that plan is if
you're like, well it disappears, and so do they, and
I'd be like they come back, like, yeah, I will
not survive a minute.
Speaker 2: There, god damn.
Speaker 1: Or they get out. Oh my god.
Speaker 11: If you escape it while it's bassed, what happens?
Speaker 1: Oh my, it's floating in a vay. It's like OK.
Speaker 2: In the last episode, yeah, exactly, Yeah, this is nice. Yeah,
he's he's just chilling.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: On the up side, I'm seeing yeah, Golden Gamer. We've
addressed this a bunch of times, including in DMS. We
stopped uploading it to Spotify because of music. It's all
on YouTube. Just watch it on YouTube movie. We stopped
uploading anything where we were using copyrighted music at one point,
and it is a no cell. There is no circumstance
where we're going to do that decision because it is
a legal decision, yep, for real, because we don't have
the same protections on things like Spotify that we do
here on YouTube.
Speaker 2: I don't know that it sucks.
Speaker 3: I know that it's nice to just put on like
a He and Bemi podcast and not have to worry
about your phone turning off and you don't want to
get fucking YouTube premium.
Speaker 2: But we're sorry, like you said, it's it's a legal issue.
Speaker 1: We're doing the best, yeah, and then we started making
our own music. Yes, like heck in the song that
was playing for the past two hours. And also this.
I really love all the different versions they cut for
me of remains of me. This, this version of her
love Remains. It's so pretty. It's so pretty. It's got
big like Samurai in a wheat field at sunset vibes.
Speaker 2: Oh easy, Daredevil, fuck that ship.
Speaker 3: That's what got me so bad. Legendary resistance when you
be banished and shit.
Speaker 1: Uhuh. I mean legendary resistances functionally exist to not let
spells like banishment and hold person and ruin games, but it.
Speaker 3: Hurts when you're someone like me who never gets shipped
to land and then land and then it's like as
much as.
Speaker 1: It as much as for a player, it would be
cool to be like, ha I fucked that encounter. Take that.
It's easy if you're like, for example, and a thing,
where are like delving into the bottom of a dungeon
to find a relic. That's like the key to ending
the campaign. If you fight like the big Boss the
super Chimera guarding the thing and someone's like Yeah, banishment
and it goes away so you can walk past it
and take the artifact and leave. That's funny. Kind of
sucks though it sucks.
Speaker 25: Yeah, you can be unsatisfying, especially if that's like a default.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, are we here to play D and
D though we are? Right right? What's the name of
this song? The song? I did? This one? Oh, the
one that was playing during the uh, the whole fight. Uh.
Their grace remains because all of the all of the reverence,
the reverence, their songs were x pronoun blank remains. Oh yea.
And they were there because they were multiple people.
Speaker 11: Now they're going to remain in the goddamn ground we
got them.
Speaker 1: That's not sure. They're not getting buried.
Speaker 8: Two of them fell off a cliff and one of
them is a pile.
Speaker 2: But you know, fuck them.
Speaker 1: We're not doing anything about that.
Speaker 2: It's the principle of what I said, if you don't wait.
Speaker 11: To have the spoons nor the whill to do anything about.
Speaker 8: That, oh my good.
Speaker 1: Exactly. It is a thing like sometimes it's fun to
goof a thing, but if it's if you're built up
to it at all, goofing a thing can kind of
ruin the vibe of the adventure.
Speaker 27: Goofing the thing is like if you're in a pursuit,
because that's part of like the wind condition, and if
it's big enough, it's like it probably has ways to
stop it, or it's just a clutch roll and you're like, yeah,
it feels good, but it kind of falls into the
camp of trying to win D and D or like
you know, trying to It's it's the I dropped the
chandelier on the big bat, so he instantly dies because
I don't.
Speaker 11: Want to play.
Speaker 1: I guess fighting the big thing and like knowing that
you gave it a good go and gig got to
use all your tools. Like there's there's people that just
like out smart things and that's fine, but I think
most people that like play the way we do, for example,
they want the struggle. That's the point. You know, it
feels like something that's just if it was a show.
It's a game.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was watching a TV show and like, you know,
I don't know, it's like c S.
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, we caught the guy and he's like, lol,
it's just like black, Like that's the episode. It's the
difference between one punch Man and everything that's not Sitoma
and one punch Man. Yeah, that's that's I think the
best way to put it is like if you if
your campaign is one punch Man, gross one and you
know what, one punch Man doesn't even like that. I guess, yeah,
that's true. He got too good. He wants something that
gives him a fight. Also, I've enjoyed. We're gonna stop
right after this, but you know how I ran Ariel
and call him through One punch Man fucking now, Like
at every chance, anytime said anyone says like punch or
one punch, I'll just hear one of them on the
side be like, yes, good, perfect, Oh all right, I
think we should take off. You got a cat to
see too. We should relieve Matthew of his cat caring
duty and or save him from the cat.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm glably overpowered him by now.
Speaker 1: I'm ultimately glad we played today, even though we lost
Braden l R. I p Braidens and chat.
Speaker 3: But they don't want us to play on the first
of the month. Fate just doesn't want us to.
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, remember Dead Saint record is now available,
and I'm really proud of what's in that book. I
think that it's way better than the first Splash book.
And it goes into like the history of sword saints
and stuff, and it introduces a god who is kind
of secretly funk how sword saints can like function and
because some of their like focus points and techniques quietly
sort of are being assisted by him. Existing has a
lot of cute people in it. It's got creatures, it's got.
It's got also for a little bit of trivia for
the people other the d g R that's in it,
d g R zero seven Masamune is now my current
favorite d GR I've made. That's my new favorite. And
I hope you guys like it too. And yeah, done
anyone have anything to say before we take off?
Speaker 2: I'm so tired. I'm so tired.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Also, you'll notice we have the Fro the Fried,
the Fried Flag, the Pride. The Pride Heart is back
on the screen.
Speaker 15: Happy Pride.
Speaker 1: I forgot it was. I forgot we didn't have it
there when we switched layouts. I think I'm just gonna
leave it there forever because I.
Speaker 2: Love that though I love having it there. Yeah, everybody welcome, always,
Happy Pride.
Speaker 1: Phil grice mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Like we're always proud and we're always going to scream
about how proud we are, but we have to do
it extra loud this month.
Speaker 1: Bradon just sent him as it be like, did Desmond
really die? Die for a quantum second.
Speaker 2: For a split fuck, it's oh my thank fuck. You're
a halfling dude, yank.
Speaker 1: God that applies the recording later. Everybody love you.