Speaker 1: Gary, I got your message and came over as soon
as I could. Did you get me that audition for
Sailor Moon on Ice?
Speaker 2: Better?
Speaker 3: Bowden?
Speaker 4: Baby, I'm about to introduce you to the newest sensation
in the entertainment industry. Moveover TV, say bye bye motion pictures.
Here comes the podcast.
Speaker 1: The podcast.
Speaker 3: These things are incredible, bo real boff osako. It's exactly
like radio, but better. Coco invented the whole concept.
Speaker 1: Conan O'Brien did not invent the podcast, Gerry. I've been
pitching Binging Benson with Boden for years.
Speaker 3: Not Conan O'Brien, the Barbarian guy.
Speaker 1: Coco the Barbarian is not a real person.
Speaker 4: If being a character on a podcast doesn't make you real,
then I don't know what does?
Speaker 3: All right? Well what am I booked for? Well you're not.
But maybe when your vampire movie comes out and you've
got a little.
Speaker 1: Heat, then why did you have me come over here.
Speaker 3: So you can listen to it with me? Here?
Speaker 4: I'll tune the old podcast dial last is not how
podcasts work.
Speaker 1: Is big and scary.
Speaker 5: Even when you're extraordinary, when life won't.
Speaker 2: Go as planned, we all can.
Speaker 1: Use a hand, But Coco doesn't talk to me.
Speaker 3: Coco doesn't seem to see that he needs a friend.
Speaker 2: Hello everyone, and welcome once again to Coco the Barbarian
needs a friend. I'm your producer, Matt Curley, and with me,
as always, our Warrior leader and host, Coco the Barbarian.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Curly. Curly, you shouldn't interrupt me, Mad, I'm sorry,
as you said, I am Coco the Barbelian. This is
my show. It's a good show, very you know, it's
people come on and they want to be my friend,
so it's very nice.
Speaker 2: And with us as always, of course, Coco's erstwhile sidekick
and assistant, Red.
Speaker 5: Sona very happy to be here.
Speaker 3: Well, Coco.
Speaker 2: I was reading in a variety today that the podcast
is starting to make a bit of a mark, make
a bit of a splash. I don't want to imply
that you've ever been away, but the headline does read,
is this Coco's big comeback?
Speaker 3: But yes, a minute's silly. First of all, I don't
like that I'm in a magazine that is just various things.
It's just a random sort of variety. They like that
it should be called maybe like fear some Warrior magazine
in or magazine for shiny musclemen. That is do Maybe
they could change.
Speaker 2: It play girl, play girl.
Speaker 3: I think that's what you're thinking of, DearS.
Speaker 5: That's right, but you're not a girl.
Speaker 3: No, but it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: It's a never mind, you know what print is dead anyway.
But we are very excited because you know, if this
podcast continues to gain traction, perhaps we'll be seeing you
again on the big screen or perhaps a streaming service.
Speaker 3: That's all right. Of course. I sometimes climb big screens
so that I can make it up to the rafters.
You know, when you are a hero, you need to
do that sometimes, and so maybe I would be on
the big screen. I've never climbed the streaming service before,
but I would do it.
Speaker 5: Are a very strong swimmer, that's true.
Speaker 3: I could. I could swim in the video stream. But yeah,
so I haven't gone away everybody. I've been around, and
I would be coming to a stream near you to swim.
Speaker 2: Do you recognize that when I say streaming service, I
don't mean a body of water, but I mean like Netflix.
Speaker 3: Well, I haven't heard of that. Is it a river?
Speaker 2: No, it's a how do you get your entertainment Coco.
Speaker 3: Well, what I do is I get my sword and
then put it on my back, and then I go out,
and then I go and I raid the villages and
I destroyed the things that they don't like in the villages.
Speaker 2: You know, we're in North Hollywood right now.
Speaker 3: And now it's really hard to find them.
Speaker 2: A village. Yeah, there's not a ton of it.
Speaker 3: It's really not.
Speaker 5: Very few gestures too.
Speaker 3: I heard of one across on the other side of
the country. It's called Greenwich Village, and I went there,
but they couldn't find any thatch roofed houses or you.
Speaker 2: Know, you met a lot of other sweaty musclemen though.
Speaker 3: Well, yes I did, Yes, didn't We saw on the
wind with me.
Speaker 5: It was. It was a very very sweaty place.
Speaker 3: Not very productive though I brought.
Speaker 5: MyoD, very little stabbing.
Speaker 3: Hardly any at all. Maybe only like two or three
times did I do stab?
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think you know we've tried to talk about
this before. You know, you are very reluctant to give
up your sword. Max Security here really and says we
have to lock them up.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It's just that you know, you were in the news recently.
It's how you came to my attention. I have to
admit I didn't realize you were still out there doing
the barbarian thing. And when I.
Speaker 3: Probably don't talk about it. Then if it doesn't come
up in the variety.
Speaker 2: Well exactly, it had not. It had not been in
variety until I saw there was an incident with you
and your sword at the NoHo. In and out.
Speaker 3: Well, sure, I mean it's it says in and out,
and so you know. Son suggested that you know.
Speaker 5: Are you put the sword in, you put the sort out.
Speaker 3: That's correct. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 5: And you put it in and then out again, and
then you get your burger.
Speaker 3: That's what I figured, especially since it is a place
where people go to eat burgers. I figured that the
burghers had to be killed somehow with his sword. And
so I was looking around.
Speaker 5: There were no cows.
Speaker 3: There were no cows there.
Speaker 2: But right into the regional manager.
Speaker 3: Well he would sort of out, his back turned and
he was wearing a shirt that had like a black
spot here and the black spot there. I really thought
that this is just.
Speaker 2: A bipedal cow, Hollywood cow.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean on the plus side, you missed all
his major orderies, and he he has survived. I know
there's a pending lawsuit that we're not allowed to discuss.
Speaker 5: Yes, and he never got a burger.
Speaker 3: That's right. I was really upset about it. I mean,
he's all upset you stabbed me, But I'm the one
who didn't get the burger. That's true.
Speaker 2: I suppose that is not cons not the greatest customer service.
I suppose no.
Speaker 3: It's a terrible customer service.
Speaker 2: Now, Couco you you you you know you you fancy
yourself a king.
Speaker 3: That's why, of course I am.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm curious your in your search for burgers. Have
you considered burger king?
Speaker 3: I have thought about it, but you know, I've just
thought it brings up too many questions, such as, well,
you know, is the burger king? Who are the burger
king subjects? Is the burger king? The king of burgers?
It's not very king, No, not a good king, just
being the king of burgars. Burgers cannot do anything for you.
They can, you can collect taxes from burgars.
Speaker 5: They won't bout.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, that they don't even genuflect.
Speaker 2: I suppose that's true. And so what would the alternative
be a king made of burgers.
Speaker 3: Well that I thought of that too, But I don't
really want to be made of burgers right now. I
am made of muscle, and you know, skin and bones
and Arthuris and hell and various things. I like being
made of those things. I don't want to be made
of burgers because if I'm made of burgers, then how
I swing my sword?
Speaker 5: You would be too greasy?
Speaker 3: That's correct.
Speaker 2: I mean you're already kind of great. I mean, I
don't get don't take it the wrong way, but you
you g listen, you listen what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3: It's the grease, of course, I do you not know?
This is a very big difference between the.
Speaker 5: Bad greasy and the good grease.
Speaker 3: Exactly, being of course in the bad Great Viad sometimes yummy,
but mostly when compared to the king. No, it's not
a groase for king.
Speaker 2: I don't. I mean, I'm not that familiar with good greecesus.
I mean Greece one good, Greece two not good.
Speaker 3: Well, that's true, you know, because the kings over the years,
if they were made with grease too, that's the bad.
It doesn't go very well, that's true Bog that was
made had.
Speaker 5: The bad grease King Bog, King.
Speaker 3: Bog of Bogland.
Speaker 2: I'm really I'm not familiar.
Speaker 3: Well, you probably never heard of King Bag because he's
but I did. Didn't show up in the random list
of various things. And also because King Bog was always
coded in bad grease. No one wants to remember King
Bog smelled bad and was he swings his sword and
it just we go right out of his hands.
Speaker 2: Yes, hard to hold onto your kingdom that way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly the problem.
Speaker 3: It's yes, girl of mine, it's it's good.
Speaker 2: Never mind, Well, for those of you who are tuning
in for the first time, our hope on this show
is that Coco will be returning to the big screen
or perhaps the streaming service, even if he doesn't.
Speaker 3: Know what that is.
Speaker 2: So we're bringing different guests onto the show, getting to
know them and maybe uh Coco and red Sona will
invite them to be a part of their new franchise
plans depends.
Speaker 3: We're a very tough duel over here.
Speaker 2: It's true, so far you've you've not selected anyone at all.
Speaker 3: And uh, Matt, are you talking about yourself again? We
told you Matt. We kind of have a girl man
on the table.
Speaker 2: It's girly and I just want the producer credit. I've
said that many times. I don't need to go on
the adventures. I don't need to be in the adventures,
but a producer credit would.
Speaker 5: Really do you keep talking about produce? Wet all is
meat and bread, Yes, and liquor.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 5: We don't need.
Speaker 3: Pro we always have. We already have a meat mongo,
we already have a liquor mango, and we already have
well the in and out.
Speaker 5: Maybe we need news, that's true.
Speaker 3: I hadn't thought of that. In and out what's going
to be?
Speaker 2: But we don't need you, don't you know what. I'm
not going to bring any protos to the table, but
let's see what our guest for today brings to the table.
I'm really I don't know if excited is the word,
but with us today is the legendary understudy Larry Hastings. Larry, Yes, sir, Hello,
thank you. This is Larry Hastings, a base baritone, and
I am effervescent to be Coco the Barbarians. Uh oh line, friend, yeah, yes, friend, friend,
I am effervescent to be Coco, The Barbarians Friend.
Speaker 3: Hello, Well, effervescence seems pretty good. There's any any Is
that related to Greece in any way?
Speaker 2: I once, very controversially I played Frenchy in a dinner
theater production of Grease. I thought it was very good.
Speaker 3: That was it the good grease or the bad grease?
Speaker 5: Well, he said French, So he must have been a
French fry.
Speaker 3: That's oh okay, that's a good you know. I don't know.
That's a little on the fence in terms of good
or bad grease, could go either way.
Speaker 2: I've never played a French fry. I did want spend
an entire summer playing mister Pibb at a children's amusement park.
Speaker 3: And mister pib is mister Evangela. Then mister pib carry
an axe or a flell.
Speaker 2: He had a straw coming out of his head.
Speaker 3: He's a cup of soda. It doesn't sound.
Speaker 5: Very very good for stabbing.
Speaker 2: Well, stabbing the children was frowned upon. They made that
very clean.
Speaker 3: Well, I suppose you don't usually stab the children, but
sometimes you need to stab the children.
Speaker 5: Misters baritone, we will not hinder your creative energy.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't tell you how refreshing that is to hear. Yes,
because I I've made most of my career as an understudy,
meaning I sort of have to copy what other people
have done, and I really feel that it's limited my
range range.
Speaker 3: And I suppose you have to do it underneath something.
You do it under a table where you do the
studying that is underneath, make.
Speaker 5: It harder to fit with the straw coming out of
your head.
Speaker 2: The straw, Well, that is a rare case. While I
was not understanding, but I indeed originated that role as mister.
But when I'm understudying, well, sometimes I'm under a table,
I must admit. But other times I'm on the couch
or walking or standing. Sometimes I'm pretending to be in
a car. I once did Oklahoma on a pantomime horse.
Speaker 3: That interesting. I like to get on a horse myself. Sometimes,
very rarely do.
Speaker 2: They let you work with live animals such as a
horse on the stage, maybe a dog. If you're lucky,
you'll do Gypsy with a sheep.
Speaker 3: I understand how you feel that. Won't even let me
bring my sword in here.
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's a front, sir, That is yes, who
is preventing this man from his his props.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Matt girly man, who is preventing me?
If I'm bringing in here.
Speaker 2: It's building security, Coco. You can't bring actual These are
not prop weapons, these are actual sharp.
Speaker 5: Wat's his sword. We will all be more secure.
Speaker 2: Trouble he'll just I always say, look for the good
guy with the swords.
Speaker 3: That's good. The eyes, I mean sometimes you have to
look for them so that you can fight them.
Speaker 2: You have to fight the other good guys.
Speaker 3: Sometimes, you know, you gotta be fo I've been there.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you, how else will you get to
the top.
Speaker 2: I've played Laertes seventeen times.
Speaker 3: Oh, what did you play with Lealtes?
Speaker 2: No? I well, I inhabited the role. I became Leartes. Ah.
Speaker 3: I once did that with the bear a bear. Yes,
I killed it and then I wore it's cold, and
I inhabited the bear.
Speaker 2: My goodness. Ah, you know I've been pitching for many
years a stage production of the Revenant. I think I
would be great as the bear.
Speaker 3: Ah. Yes, very good. Well, you have to kill a
bear first and then you can wear it skin.
Speaker 2: I'm not much of a hunter, I must admit.
Speaker 3: Will you know that's okay. There's many different raw os
that can be played in an adventuring parties that rights on.
Speaker 5: The Yes, there's a hunter, but there's also hmm, the
car carry our stuff so that we can.
Speaker 2: Do stabic have a lot. I'm sorry, I must, I
must draw the line there. I am no gopher. I
have well passed the point.
Speaker 5: Will stab all the gophers if they bother you?
Speaker 2: No, I I am no one's carry boy.
Speaker 3: Ah. That's what I said before too, when they told
me in the in and outs that I should take
my stuff and live, I said, I'm not the carry boy.
They're not carrying my own stuff except for my sword
that carry that.
Speaker 2: See. I think your mistake there was you just should
have specified that you wanted to dine in. Ah. Yes,
Otherwise they they assume you wanted to go. And let
me tell you, I don't know if this is how
happened to you, but I've been in many and in
and out and you forget to say this is for here,
and they give it to you in a bag, and
you're like, well, I don't have anywhere to go. I
don't have a car or a house or a horse,
and so I want to eat here. So I take
my to go bag and I sit at one of
the many booths, and then the manager comes sir, this
is for dining only. Well, I want to dine in,
but you've got it to go bag, you must go.
It's very frustrating.
Speaker 3: That does sounds very frustrating. I myself had issues within
and out. I feel that they do not like people
do things that they want to do. They're like the cows, go.
Speaker 5: In and go out.
Speaker 2: Honestly, if they're going to be that strict about it
should be called in or out.
Speaker 3: That's what I should call it.
Speaker 5: And swords only out.
Speaker 3: Matthew, look like you had something you wanted to say
about this.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I think that one. I think bringing
swords in to in in and out or really any
fast food chain not a great idea. Not a great idea.
Speaker 5: I find that they tend to serve much faster.
Speaker 2: Well that might be the case, but I think you know,
the people in the in and out typically not your enemies.
No need to slaughter them. They just want to give
you a burger and a shake. And I by shake
I mean a frosty beverage, not They don't actually want
to physically shake you.
Speaker 3: Well, that's good because I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Let I believe me. I know they would have.
Speaker 3: A hard time. I'm very greasy.
Speaker 2: Yes, now let me ask you because I have to say, Coco.
Seeing you in person, you remind me of a young
bed middler, and she taught me a great secret. I
wonder if the secret is one that you have as well.
Peanut oil head to toe before you go on stage.
Just it just gives you.
Speaker 3: A glisten Peanut oil is in fact, what is that
on your list, sona of the good oils?
Speaker 5: It's on the list of the okay oils. Some places
say you can't have peanuts.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's true. You must be careful as so many
people are allergic nowadays.
Speaker 5: And you know, if we're going to pick peanut oil
or swords, obviously we're choosing the sword.
Speaker 3: Well that's true. Yes, sometimes you have to choose one
of the other. But I'll give you my list of
good oils. You can not. The oil might be towards
the bottom, but it's there.
Speaker 5: But it's still good, just not just not.
Speaker 3: Right. And I don't know what kind of sword and
Love was carrying. Maybe there was a you know, one
that the peanut oil goes well with But you know,
sometimes people have sort sword allergies that they have to
have a certain kind of.
Speaker 5: Accidents.
Speaker 2: Seem to recall she was deathly allergic to the rapier.
I do seem, yes, then I could. But the other
thing about Bet, and let me tell you, I can
tell this is absolutely you must have Bet on the show.
You must have Bet on the show, because when I
was touring with Beth back in the day, I think
not not a performance went by that she didn't slit someone,
you know, uh, navel to head and just wear the skin.
Speaker 5: Girly man. Why have we not had her on the
show yet?
Speaker 2: Well, she's she's very she's a difficult book, as they say.
Really she only you know, Bets sort of done what
Bet needs to do, and you know.
Speaker 5: She then let her come and join a new quest.
Speaker 3: That's true. Slitting someone's from the navel up into the mouth.
That checks off like ten things on our list, looking like.
Speaker 2: I'll see, but you know her and straisand sort of reclusive,
but I'll do my best, I promise.
Speaker 3: And allergic Danny swords.
Speaker 2: Probably all of them. Probably maybe you're not going to
get her to leave the house. You're gonna have to
go to her anywhere.
Speaker 3: Yes, But you know what you know the.
Speaker 2: Interesting about Strisand she has a whole underground city under
her house. Yes it's it's a private shopping mall.
Speaker 3: The private shopping mall underneath the house.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, it's quite legendary. And also she clones.
Speaker 3: All her dogs to eat them.
Speaker 2: No, I think just to cuddle them.
Speaker 3: I don't think we need the house, but I would
like to inquire about the underground layer. You know, any
dungeons in there?
Speaker 2: I think. I think all you have to do is
ask Jane rolling about that, if you know what I mean?
Oh need do? I really?
Speaker 3: So? Lali? I want to Now you know why there
are the sort of projects that you're working on these days?
What's exciting in your life?
Speaker 2: Well, the truth is I've not worked in some time.
There was a incident with one of the Ulsen twins
that's sort of gotten me banned from around down But
I am. I have got a couple of engagements coming up.
Speaker 3: I will be uh.
Speaker 2: I will be reprising my role of mister Pibb once
again this summer at Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom in Allentown. Pennsylvania.
You can find me at the Freshman stand by steel Force.
Speaker 3: Ah, steel Force was the name of a previous sword
that I had.
Speaker 2: Really, Yes, perhaps it's this roller coaster forged from the steel.
Speaker 3: Of your steel force. Well, it might be I lost
steel Force when I was slaying a wild boar.
Speaker 5: What was this kingdom you were talking.
Speaker 2: About, the wild Water Kingdom.
Speaker 3: That sounds like maybe it's the same wild boar wild war.
I bet that's what it wins.
Speaker 2: You did say you wanted to conquer streaming coincidence, this
might be the place to start.
Speaker 5: The wild Water Kingdom.
Speaker 2: It's more of a wavepool.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 5: I think there's something here though.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'll go to the people and I'll wave with them,
you know, I pool and maybe they would tell me
of my sword.
Speaker 2: Well, if you're looking for a good time, I do
get two guest passes per week. They're only good after
five o'clock. But please let's let me know. I'd be
happy to pass you in.
Speaker 3: Well, this is good that we like people who have
resources and power.
Speaker 5: You can be are are entranceman.
Speaker 3: That's true. We do need an entrance man. And I
was just saying that when we walked into the in and.
Speaker 5: Out somebody to open doors.
Speaker 2: Well again, I feel like an actor of my stature
has doors opened for him. I don't open doors for others.
Speaker 3: You already have an entry person, Well, typically it's the
stage manager, you know.
Speaker 2: They they're very handy. If you don't have a stage
manager on your little party, I think that's something you
should look into right away. They're very good at giving
you your cues, telling who when to move, telling you
when a light's about to fall on your head when
that happens more often than I'd like to admit. And
of course they're very good at reminding you of your lines. Lines.
Speaker 3: All right, Matt, write that down. We need a stage
manager for our group.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's definitely. It's on the list, Coco, It's
it's on the list.
Speaker 3: Good, okay, okay. Song on. What questions do you have
for Larry?
Speaker 5: Well, let's see, Larry, have you ever had to fight
a mountain goat with your bare hands once?
Speaker 2: Once?
Speaker 3: How did it go?
Speaker 2: Not great?
Speaker 3: Not great?
Speaker 2: But let me tell you that was.
Speaker 3: The mountain goat. It was you.
Speaker 2: It was the wildest production of sound of music I've
ever been in. I was playing Captain von Trapp and
It was very experimental production. We were doing it on
location in Austria, and so there we were on the
hill with this lonely I've heard this lonely goat herd,
and let me tell you, you would think when the music starts,
the goats are going to be like all into it.
It really frightened them, and it kicked poor Julie Andrews
right in the gut.
Speaker 3: And I dove in.
Speaker 2: I dove in to protect my my dear Jules as
I call her. We go way back, Jules and I
and uh that goat herd and I we locked horns
and we we ran.
Speaker 5: The entire horn.
Speaker 2: Well I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3: It was just me and the leader.
Speaker 2: You could tell he was the leader to get the
biggest horn.
Speaker 3: That's smart.
Speaker 2: And unfortunately I don't remember much. About six months later,
I woke up in the hospital. Julie Andrews by the way,
nowhere to be seen there. I oh, she was here,
but then you know, she had to go make a movie.
And I was like, oh, sure, sure, Jules. It's all
it's all peaches and cream when it's late at night
in a lonely Austrian hotel. But when things get tough
and old Larry's in a coma for six months.
Speaker 3: Off your pop is Juliangelo's alert Danny Swords. You know,
I've never asked, now, did you get the goat skin to?
Speaker 2: Did you do Camelot?
Speaker 5: Did you make a crown with his horns?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't really know.
Speaker 5: Did you make a goblet from his skull?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Again, I none of it. I'm not. I'm sad to
say I was not the victor in this story.
Speaker 3: This is all remark for you and the Oh dear,
sorry to say it, but you know, goats are sort
of like.
Speaker 2: The It's very basically.
Speaker 3: The basic one. The sort of level one of killing
and wearing the skins is the goats.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is beat Miller all over again. You know,
fighting goats not really my thing. Although have you had
Matthew McConaughey on, because I think that's his thing.
Speaker 3: Well, I would have to get them on, girly man,
add him to the list. That's right. Anyone, anyone who
fights goats can come on the showers level one. So
if you can do it, you can come on.
Speaker 2: But my many talents are theatrical nature. Perhaps you would
need a sluk. We done or a song sang something
in the bass baritone range.
Speaker 3: Perhaps, well, we do have an opening for a fool.
Speaker 5: Yes we do, we do a fool.
Speaker 3: Eh that's why I sometimes you want.
Speaker 5: To have one a gesture.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's important for your party to have one, because
you what you do is when you are say you're
going to be attacking a number of goats, you have
the fool go stand on the other side and they
wave around, and the goats's tracked while you come out.
But you saw it. Then you cut the coats in half.
Speaker 5: And then in the evening when you're drinking from your
new goat goblets, you need a little entertainment.
Speaker 3: Oh I love it though, Remember that, remember that Jester
that we had Harelton Harton Harlton was great.
Speaker 2: What what happened to this Harlton?
Speaker 3: Did he?
Speaker 2: Did he get a spin off? Did he get his
own show?
Speaker 3: Harlton did get his spin off? It span his head
ride off his shoulders by accident. Yeah, he spawn. I
was swinging my sword around sort of showing Halt and
how it worked, and Halton stepped a little two claws.
Speaker 2: So you would be both the star and director of
this little project.
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 2: What I'm inferring.
Speaker 5: He's the king.
Speaker 3: That's all right. I'm the king, So I do direct people.
I tell him to go and get my pheasant, and
you know, different things. But I also what was the
other thing you said? Direct and something else?
Speaker 2: A star? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, well right, of.
Speaker 5: Course the king is the son of his king.
Speaker 3: That's why. Yes, so I shine very brightly.
Speaker 2: Well, you certainly certainly listen.
Speaker 3: That's what I do. It's a good grease. The first
thing in the now.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm certainly glad to hear that Michelle Fiffer won't
be involved in this. We have a thing. Well, I
have played the fool once or twice, so if you
would be willing to have me, well, I would be
more than happy to come on board.
Speaker 3: I think that. Well, the son and I are going
to quicker.
Speaker 5: We'll think about it.
Speaker 3: That's why I do think about it, decide, maybe.
Speaker 5: Have some some burgers.
Speaker 3: So the son and I are going to have a
quick conference to decide. Yeah, I think the out said, Oh, I.
Speaker 5: Mean I think he won't even spend that much.
Speaker 3: But that's true. I don't know, but but it would
be good to have a fool. I really miss how I.
Speaker 5: Know, I know.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5: He said he won't carry anything.
Speaker 3: That's true. I do like to make the fool carry
things fall down sometimes.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, my pants seem to have fallen down.
Speaker 3: I tell you why, Larry, You're welcome to the team.
Speaker 2: Call oh, this is a wonderful Shall we discuss my fee?
Speaker 3: Yeh you mean feet?
Speaker 5: We do you have two of them?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: It's my fools are so far forget what's on my
contractual fee? Will this be sag minimum? Perhaps a little
bit more? Larry hasn't worked in a while, could really
use that health insurance.
Speaker 5: Well, if you feel like you're sagging, we can get
you a belt.
Speaker 3: It's through Matt.
Speaker 2: What do you think we can definitely get him a belt?
In fact, I insist on it, Larry obviously. If this
moved forward, will be in touch. Are you with CIA?
Are you with WMA? I represent myself currently, so just
give me a ring a ding? You have my number.
It's the it's the payphone outside, the in and out.
But no one ever said being an actor was easy.
And I'm out here trying to make it on my
own in Hollywood after many a theatrical exploit, and it's
not been the easiest time for old Larry, so I
would really I will work for a belt. True, well,
loud fantastic.
Speaker 3: That's great that we're going to get you a belt
and also have some bells on it and saw.
Speaker 5: Some shoes for his feet.
Speaker 3: That's that you forgot about.
Speaker 2: You too have made me the happiest man in the world.
Speaker 3: That's of good fool, happy fool, happy life.
Speaker 2: That's okay, sorry, just one uh one final question?
Speaker 3: Yes, do you validate parking? Well? What did you think?
Speaker 1: That was the most juvenile, nonsensical and base thing I
have ever heard? You have got to get me on
that podcast.
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