WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:05.400 Stuck at home board and alone. You'd think I could 2 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:15.000 have some fun on my own button on all I 3 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:19.039 called am with Cecily and Stephan. What's up, everybody, Welcome 4 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:25.160 to board AF. It's another fun filled, I would say, 5 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:28.280 kind of a roller coaster ride. It's about to happen. 6 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:32.159 Buckle up, Yeah, you might want to buckle up, motherfuckers, 7 00:00:32.159 --> 00:00:35.240 because god, I don't know why I cursed like that. 8 00:00:35.359 --> 00:00:38.000 There's this is a family show. You guys are prime to. 9 00:00:38.039 --> 00:00:40.759 This is primetime radio. You're driving your kids to school 10 00:00:40.799 --> 00:00:43.039 right now at seven am. You got your radio and 11 00:00:43.079 --> 00:00:45.200 blast You're thinking you're listening to like Kiss FM, and 12 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:48.000 then here I am just dropping an F bomb, right 13 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:48.719 you know that? 14 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:51.119 Right? You know that, and I know you do. But 15 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:53.640 I never get tired of like your radio day stories. 16 00:00:55.359 --> 00:00:58.159 As I told you, I don't know if I've really 17 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:01.479 made this crystal clear to you, but it was my 18 00:01:01.759 --> 00:01:02.679 frickin' dream. 19 00:01:03.119 --> 00:01:05.599 That was my dream career. I wanted to be a 20 00:01:05.719 --> 00:01:10.200 radio DJ so bad. I mean, I question your sanity. 21 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:15.560 I just thought that was so cool. It's not. It's 22 00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:18.040 the reason I got into podcasting. The reason I got 23 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:20.959 into podcasting is I was like, oh, it's sort of 24 00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:21.959 like being on the radio. 25 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:25.040 Yeah, I mean, if you're a Howard Stern and you 26 00:01:25.040 --> 00:01:27.079 can say whatever you want, but most people are really 27 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:30.760 under They ran a tight ship at those stations. There's 28 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:35.040 only like five ownerships of these you's iHeart back then 29 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:36.040 it was Clear Channel. 30 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:37.719 I was under MS. 31 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:41.000 You know, there's only like five companies and they all 32 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:43.000 ran a real tight ship. Like you can't say this. 33 00:01:43.079 --> 00:01:44.920 You can't even talk more than the X amount of 34 00:01:44.959 --> 00:01:47.239 time really before you can play a song. Yeah, we 35 00:01:47.319 --> 00:01:50.079 had song lists, you know, we had labels in there, 36 00:01:50.239 --> 00:01:52.560 Like we were meeting with record labels, and you had 37 00:01:52.599 --> 00:01:56.079 to have five songs like at this hour, and they 38 00:01:56.120 --> 00:01:58.959 had to be these songs in this order with this publisher, 39 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:02.200 so you you got only x amount off. We overtalked, 40 00:02:02.200 --> 00:02:05.280 we'd get like meetings about that. We couldn't never say 41 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:09.000 anything political. You couldn't say anything really that personal. I 42 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:11.639 mean I did. I would talk about stupid dates sometimes, 43 00:02:11.639 --> 00:02:12.800 but you only got like a minute. 44 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:15.360 Like Peter would be like, was it you had a 45 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:16.319 stupid date this weekend? 46 00:02:16.360 --> 00:02:18.240 Right? And I'd be like yeah, and then we wouldn't 47 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:21.199 really get into it, and I would just be tired 48 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:21.919 and then that was it. 49 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:25.759 But I thought, like when I used to listen to Heidi, 50 00:02:25.840 --> 00:02:29.240 Frosty and Frank as your trips as as I called 51 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:32.800 him as people called them, I mean they there was 52 00:02:32.840 --> 00:02:36.080 like a big thing was Heidi's relationship which ended up 53 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:38.280 being a gay relationship. Do you remember that? Yeah, I 54 00:02:38.319 --> 00:02:40.319 do remember that. I think they had a little more. 55 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:42.439 I don't know how they were able to do that. 56 00:02:42.479 --> 00:02:45.159 We never got we never really got that group. 57 00:02:45.319 --> 00:02:48.080 But weren't you drive by? Weren't you drive by? Weren't 58 00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:51.039 you the drive time and drive by? Yeah? You were 59 00:02:51.039 --> 00:02:55.280 the morning. Well isn't that like, Ryan Seacrest, Because I've 60 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:58.199 listened to a lot of Drive Drive I mean you've 61 00:02:58.199 --> 00:02:59.800 been on it, but I've listened to a lot of 62 00:02:59.840 --> 00:03:05.120 it because having kids driving at that time, Like it's 63 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:07.919 so special, Like I'm like, yeah, I drove, I drove 64 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:09.560 around that I drove and I was I was on 65 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:13.039 the radio like and I thought it was so cool. 66 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:15.080 I thought it was so cool that you were on 67 00:03:15.199 --> 00:03:17.680 the right Like that was so cool to me. And 68 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:23.120 but I feel like, what's her name, It's not Cecily, Sicily. 69 00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:27.960 I think it's Sicily. And Ryan Seacrest with Cicily, and 70 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:29.719 I think she got no idea that my point. 71 00:03:29.759 --> 00:03:31.360 Ever, I really feel like I would have heard that 72 00:03:31.439 --> 00:03:33.599 before being so close to my name, but I have 73 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:34.400 never heard that. 74 00:03:35.919 --> 00:03:38.360 Yeah, I'm almost one hundred percent sure. The woman's name 75 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:41.199 is Cicily, and she was like one of the people 76 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:44.280 that was on during that time and they were always 77 00:03:44.319 --> 00:03:46.400 telling personal story anyway. 78 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:48.719 Wow, but you did, and Ryan had a little bit more. 79 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:51.840 There was definitely not a Sicily. I'm almost I'm going 80 00:03:51.879 --> 00:03:54.000 to push back so hard on that. I'm almost positive 81 00:03:54.039 --> 00:03:55.479 there was not. Are you talking about on Star? 82 00:03:56.039 --> 00:03:59.599 That was on Kiss FM. I'm going to look it up. 83 00:04:00.080 --> 00:04:07.560 I see, look up his bullshe crest kiss. Oh, it's 84 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:12.520 Kate I s FM Cicily, let's see. 85 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:14.680 I mean it's you know, it's CHATCHBT. It's gonna give 86 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:17.240 you whatever you want. That's my new thing. I've decided, 87 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:19.439 you can. I always try to lead it because I'm like, 88 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:20.800 maybe I don't want the answer. 89 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:24.879 Ciciny, it's Ciciny. Ciciny. Well, I thought it was Cicily. 90 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:29.240 No, but I think it's different once you've earned, like 91 00:04:29.319 --> 00:04:31.160 we just in it was country, so maybe it's different 92 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:32.800 for country. You have to play a certain amount of 93 00:04:32.879 --> 00:04:35.120 songs that maybe it was just so long ago. I 94 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:37.680 don't know, but I do know that we did not 95 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:39.600 get a lot of time to tell personal story. I mean, 96 00:04:39.720 --> 00:04:41.920 you know, and we had interviews too, like we had 97 00:04:42.079 --> 00:04:46.319 big interviews. We had Paul McCartney one time it was 98 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:48.240 a call. He didn't come in, but like we just 99 00:04:48.600 --> 00:04:50.079 was like, we have Paul, Yeah, but you know who 100 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:52.040 did come in? And I told the story many times. 101 00:04:52.160 --> 00:04:58.040 Richard not Richard, Gene Simmons, Jane fucking Simmons from Kiss. 102 00:04:58.519 --> 00:05:01.079 And he asked me to have a three with his 103 00:05:01.319 --> 00:05:03.639 with Shannon, and I said. 104 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:04.040 No, thank you. 105 00:05:04.120 --> 00:05:05.720 And that was off air, by the way, and he 106 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:07.560 slipped me his phone number and I was like, oh, 107 00:05:07.639 --> 00:05:09.959 thank you. I told you that. I told you that 108 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:13.560 on this show like twice. And it doesn't matter because 109 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:15.279 if we can't remember, then you can't remember. 110 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:18.120 Yeah, I definitely feel like I'm being He came. 111 00:05:18.040 --> 00:05:20.360 In, he wanted me to do the interview on his lap, 112 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:24.199 kept very hyper focused on me, and I was like, no, 113 00:05:24.439 --> 00:05:26.360 thank you. And then he kept sticking his tongue out 114 00:05:26.360 --> 00:05:28.160 to show me his tongue and I was like so 115 00:05:28.319 --> 00:05:31.000 grossed out. And Peter and buzz were kind of trying 116 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:33.360 to protect me. They're like, okay, well let's let's change 117 00:05:33.360 --> 00:05:34.959 the subject. You know, they kept We're trying to get 118 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:36.720 them off, you know, to stay on topic. 119 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:37.639 Uh huh. 120 00:05:37.680 --> 00:05:41.000 He's a very interesting man. He's a fascinating, intelligent man. 121 00:05:41.079 --> 00:05:43.519 But he was he was not being very well behaved 122 00:05:44.279 --> 00:05:47.040 and pretty gross. And then afterwards, yeah, we were all 123 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:49.399 hanging it with ten am. We're all like waiting for 124 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:52.680 our morning meeting. And he didn't leave like usually the 125 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:56.120 stars leave way before the end of the show, like 126 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:58.560 their pr people come and get them and off they go. 127 00:05:58.720 --> 00:06:01.279 But he wanted to hang out, so he was around 128 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:03.879 and just it was so awkward and we're just talking 129 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:05.439 and he kind of pulls me off to the side 130 00:06:05.439 --> 00:06:07.240 and he's like, Shannon would love you. 131 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:10.279 Shannon would love you. You understand. And I was like, 132 00:06:10.639 --> 00:06:11.319 uh huh. 133 00:06:11.360 --> 00:06:12.920 And then he gives me his number and he's like, 134 00:06:13.160 --> 00:06:15.079 Shannon would love you call us. 135 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:22.199 I was like, thank Youill that is so creepy, I know, 136 00:06:22.839 --> 00:06:25.399 but I gotta tell you. I got to tell you. 137 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:27.240 I was like not that young. 138 00:06:27.319 --> 00:06:30.040 I mean, I was in my late twenties, but I 139 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:33.439 I was so tired. It's really hard to explain how tired. 140 00:06:33.639 --> 00:06:36.120 And I guess you would know how tired because you 141 00:06:36.319 --> 00:06:39.000 have had three kids, two of them twins. You know, 142 00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:41.319 while working, like you know what tired feels like. But 143 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:46.240 like morning drive, you're just never present because it's day 144 00:06:46.279 --> 00:06:48.560 after day of getting up at four thirty and going 145 00:06:48.600 --> 00:06:51.680 to work right like I would go to I try 146 00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:54.000 to go to bed by eight, and then I could 147 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:56.560 never sleep, and then up at four and it's just 148 00:06:56.639 --> 00:07:00.319 like craziness. And so I don't remember ever feeling anything. 149 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:02.439 I don't know how to explain that. But I was 150 00:07:02.480 --> 00:07:07.279 like very depressed and feet and also I was doing 151 00:07:07.319 --> 00:07:10.000 stand up sometimes, so I would go do clubs sometimes 152 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:11.720 and then be at work at five. 153 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:15.480 And why were you depressed? 154 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:18.759 Were you you were depressed or at a job really unhappy? 155 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:19.279 I don't. 156 00:07:19.279 --> 00:07:22.040 I'm sure it was, like I related, but at the 157 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:24.480 time that I was on I wasn't dating anyone because 158 00:07:24.519 --> 00:07:27.240 I didn't have any fucking time. There was no time 159 00:07:27.279 --> 00:07:29.360 to go on a date or have a relationship, like 160 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:32.079 I had to go to bed and get up, and 161 00:07:32.120 --> 00:07:35.160 then everybody else was like married and like settled, and 162 00:07:35.319 --> 00:07:38.879 I was like and I'm not. I just say I 163 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:41.360 remember my hair was falling out. 164 00:07:42.040 --> 00:07:43.040 It was not. 165 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:45.720 I mean, I think it was already falling out before 166 00:07:45.720 --> 00:07:48.000 I did that, though, to be fair, it started falling 167 00:07:48.000 --> 00:07:50.240 out when I moved to La Really. 168 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:51.480 Yeah. 169 00:07:52.319 --> 00:07:55.879 I always just figured it was the water or something, 170 00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:58.959 you know, like the showers here. We have hard water here, 171 00:07:59.040 --> 00:08:01.600 and I know maybe it's I don't know what happened, 172 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:05.439 but never really grew anyway. 173 00:08:06.199 --> 00:08:08.959 Well, I feel like now would be an appropriate time 174 00:08:09.720 --> 00:08:11.920 for me to tell you, for me to remind you, 175 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:15.240 which I've already told you, of course many times. But 176 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:17.360 when Jerry Springer hit on me. 177 00:08:18.360 --> 00:08:20.480 No, I see now I kind of remember it, but 178 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:23.120 see the memory vague exactly. 179 00:08:23.240 --> 00:08:25.399 But that's the thing. It's like, I know for a 180 00:08:25.439 --> 00:08:28.800 fact i've told this story before. I believe you. Yeah. 181 00:08:28.839 --> 00:08:30.879 Well it was when I was working on whose line 182 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:33.639 is it? Anyway? And he came in as like a 183 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:36.720 guest and kind kind of a similar thing. He was 184 00:08:36.759 --> 00:08:39.919 just like very focused on me, and I think I 185 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:44.919 can see we weren't like really with the performers, so 186 00:08:45.120 --> 00:08:47.320 they would have guests, Like remember I told you the 187 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:49.799 story of how Richard Simmons was a guest on the 188 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:54.000 show and he was out of his mind. He's so so, 189 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:58.360 so crazy, and he was just being hyper sexual. First 190 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:02.559 of all, he was so manic. He was running around 191 00:09:02.679 --> 00:09:05.840 and they had to just keep going Richard, no, like 192 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:08.120 go in your dressing room and he'd be like. 193 00:09:08.120 --> 00:09:12.840 Oh, it's me again, It's Richard, yes, yes, And he 194 00:09:13.039 --> 00:09:16.240 was so out of control, and nobody knew what to 195 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:18.559 do with him, and he would just run around and 196 00:09:19.200 --> 00:09:21.320 just like sort of grab people and be like, come 197 00:09:21.320 --> 00:09:21.879 and talk to me. 198 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:24.840 But then when he went on the show to do 199 00:09:24.879 --> 00:09:29.159 the show, everybody thought sometimes people would sort of like 200 00:09:29.320 --> 00:09:32.679 get it together, like they'd be acting a certain way 201 00:09:32.759 --> 00:09:36.440 and then when and then or some people would remember 202 00:09:36.440 --> 00:09:38.960 I think I told you that what Sid Caesar did 203 00:09:38.960 --> 00:09:42.399 our show? And he was like close to death and 204 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:46.840 he was in a wheelchair and he was on oxygen, 205 00:09:47.000 --> 00:09:49.639 and we were all like, how is this going to work? 206 00:09:50.240 --> 00:09:52.960 And then they would bring people to the stage. So 207 00:09:53.039 --> 00:09:54.759 here's the thing. A lot of people would ask me, 208 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:57.039 what's that like writing for Like do they really make 209 00:09:57.120 --> 00:10:00.320 up stuff? Yes? They really were making everything up. So 210 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:05.120 our job was to write Drew Carey's intros and outros 211 00:10:05.279 --> 00:10:08.480 and like his jokes. But and then we would write 212 00:10:08.480 --> 00:10:11.559 the situations. Do you remember me telling you the story 213 00:10:11.879 --> 00:10:14.639 of how kind of of how I got the job? 214 00:10:15.039 --> 00:10:16.679 You know what I'm going to tell you. 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So here's here's the story I was going to 272 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:26.879 tell you. When I was trying to get hired, my 273 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:31.799 friend Danny Breen Rip loved him. He was trying to 274 00:13:31.799 --> 00:13:33.960 help me get a job there, and I had to 275 00:13:34.000 --> 00:13:36.639 do this whole writing package where I had to write 276 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:42.600 just a ton of situations like, you know, two lovers 277 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:45.159 who are trying not to let anybody know. You know, 278 00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:47.240 I don't know. A brother and a sister are attracted 279 00:13:47.240 --> 00:13:48.679 to each other and they're at a party and they 280 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:53.080 can't let anyone know, you know what I mean? Like anyway, 281 00:13:53.279 --> 00:13:55.600 so I do a whole bunch of them. I send 282 00:13:55.679 --> 00:13:59.120 him in that I do my writing package, and then 283 00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:03.519 I find out, oh, yeah, they changed it and it's 284 00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:10.440 like a lot more specific and complicated now. It's like, yeah, 285 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:14.080 so I had to do the whole fucking thing over again. 286 00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:16.080 It took me like two weeks to come up with. 287 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:19.039 I had to come up with things like, oh, well, 288 00:14:19.080 --> 00:14:21.279 here's one of my ones that that they used that 289 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:26.080 kind of killed It was a it was there's something 290 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:29.639 about a magician who's paid, who's being paid a whole 291 00:14:29.639 --> 00:14:33.320 lot of money to perform, but they only know silly 292 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:38.440 dad tricks. So that's funny stuff like that, where it 293 00:14:38.519 --> 00:14:44.919 was just really specific, like two underwater divers, but instead 294 00:14:44.919 --> 00:14:49.039 of oxygen coming out of their tank, it's whatever. And 295 00:14:49.080 --> 00:14:52.360 then they have super complicated So I do that whole thing. 296 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:56.559 I do end up getting hired. The boss was crazy, 297 00:14:57.159 --> 00:15:00.399 and you'd have to input all of your ideas into 298 00:15:00.480 --> 00:15:03.960 a database and then and I've told you this story 299 00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:06.440 before too, and then the next day you would come 300 00:15:06.440 --> 00:15:08.440 in and the boss would go through them all and 301 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:10.480 if he liked it, it would say accepted. But if 302 00:15:10.480 --> 00:15:12.399 you didn't like it, there was a K next to it, 303 00:15:12.440 --> 00:15:16.279 which meant kill. So you would submit like thirty things 304 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:20.679 and you could see everybody's. So luckily I was a 305 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:22.919 writer that got a lot of stuff in, but there 306 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:25.679 were writers that you would come in in every single 307 00:15:25.799 --> 00:15:27.919 one of their ideas was just you just see there 308 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:31.240 because you you saw everybody's. It wasn't like you had 309 00:15:31.279 --> 00:15:33.399 to go into the system to see it. It would 310 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:35.480 just all come up and you'd be like, oh, here's 311 00:15:35.879 --> 00:15:39.080 Colleen's and it would just be like, okay, all Red K's. 312 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:44.399 Oh brutal our job. But anyway, So there were guest 313 00:15:44.960 --> 00:15:47.360 improvisers who would come in and they were all they 314 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:50.480 were never like anybody a list, you know, So like 315 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:52.480 one was Richard Simmons. 316 00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:57.159 Was Overton one of them. Oh I'm a I'm sure 317 00:15:57.240 --> 00:16:00.559 he came in part of that group exactly. 318 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:04.960 Yeah. Yeah, So Richard Simmons comes in this one day 319 00:16:05.039 --> 00:16:08.600 and he, like I said, he's out of control running around. 320 00:16:08.679 --> 00:16:12.200 And then when they did the actual improvide, like when 321 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:16.039 the show when they were taping, it was even worse. 322 00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:18.840 It was like a hundred times worse. He just wouldn't stop. 323 00:16:18.919 --> 00:16:21.840 He was like a he would hump everybody. He made 324 00:16:21.919 --> 00:16:25.200 everything into a filthy joke. The guys didn't know what 325 00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:29.399 to do. I think it probably cut together kind of funny. 326 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:31.559 I bet you could dig it up on like YouTube 327 00:16:32.120 --> 00:16:34.200 and find sure he was a guest, but it was. 328 00:16:35.000 --> 00:16:39.519 It was pretty sad. But anyway, one day, what's his 329 00:16:39.639 --> 00:16:41.919 name that I just mentioned who had his own talk, 330 00:16:42.080 --> 00:16:45.799 the Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer came in. He fancies himself 331 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:49.000 to be pretty funny. I don't know if you know that. Yes, 332 00:16:49.600 --> 00:16:52.879 he always felt live. It was like a mayor, right yeah, live. Still. 333 00:16:54.519 --> 00:16:56.879 I'm starting to get to that age where like, people 334 00:16:56.919 --> 00:16:59.879 die and I don't remember which sometimes who Let's. 335 00:16:59.679 --> 00:17:02.320 See Jerry Springer, he was the mayor. He used to 336 00:17:02.320 --> 00:17:06.000 be the mayor. He died. He died in twenty twenty three. Okay, 337 00:17:06.079 --> 00:17:06.680 that's weird. 338 00:17:07.160 --> 00:17:08.920 That is weird, and I feel like it's one of 339 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:11.319 those things where people famous people are going and then 340 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:11.759 we're just. 341 00:17:11.759 --> 00:17:13.640 Like, oh my god. 342 00:17:13.319 --> 00:17:15.480 And then it's just gone from our memory that he 343 00:17:15.599 --> 00:17:18.400 was ever even alive until this moment that you're keeping 344 00:17:18.400 --> 00:17:19.599 his memory beautifully alive. 345 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:20.599 Yeah, that's what. 346 00:17:21.160 --> 00:17:25.720 So okay, So he's so he's he died at seventy nine. 347 00:17:26.519 --> 00:17:27.480 That's a good long life. 348 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:29.960 Yeah, so let's put it this way. He was much 349 00:17:30.039 --> 00:17:33.759 older than me, and he was hanging out and he 350 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:36.480 thought he was so funny, and he's very New York, 351 00:17:36.559 --> 00:17:38.319 you know, and he was just like, he's like a 352 00:17:38.960 --> 00:17:42.200 you know, he's nebashy, he's not funny. He Yeah, it 353 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:45.640 was just like a stunt casting thing. And then afterwards 354 00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:49.279 everybody was sort of hanging out. But I can't reiterate 355 00:17:49.359 --> 00:17:51.880 enough that this wasn't like a social like we weren't 356 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:54.079 all hanging out on the set, like having a drink. 357 00:17:54.119 --> 00:17:58.039 It was like in the offices, he's just walking around 358 00:17:58.400 --> 00:18:01.119 and then he basically takes me and he was like, hey, 359 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:05.079 can I get your number? Oh god, I'd love to 360 00:18:05.319 --> 00:18:07.200 take you out sometime. And then I didn't know what 361 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:10.480 to do. You know, it was it was a long 362 00:18:10.519 --> 00:18:13.160 time ago. It was way before me too, And I 363 00:18:13.240 --> 00:18:16.839 was just like, okay, gave him my phone number, And 364 00:18:16.920 --> 00:18:18.680 then of course I told everybody. I was like, oh 365 00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:20.960 my god, I just gave Jerry spring Er my phone number. 366 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:22.680 I mean, can I just can I interduct? 367 00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:23.160 Yeah? 368 00:18:23.359 --> 00:18:23.640 Please? 369 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:26.079 This is meant with pure love because we've known each 370 00:18:26.079 --> 00:18:28.799 other a really long time. Yeah, you've probably slept with worse. 371 00:18:29.400 --> 00:18:32.839 I mean, if we really, I mean like at least 372 00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:35.519 there was like some some name recognition, you know. 373 00:18:35.720 --> 00:18:39.119 Well, don't forget my story. Don't forget my fairly recent 374 00:18:39.240 --> 00:18:44.240 story about almost sleeping with the guitar player from Billy 375 00:18:44.240 --> 00:18:48.559 and the Beaters. For that story that we looked him up. 376 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:53.079 Sometimes, you know, just a dangle their stardom or lack thereof, 377 00:18:53.319 --> 00:18:55.319 just a little bit in front of it, and you're like, okay, 378 00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:59.079 that's interesting, that's interesting. It's more interesting than just a rando. 379 00:18:59.759 --> 00:19:01.720 Well, well, I would say then that the funniest part 380 00:19:01.720 --> 00:19:03.400 of the story is he never called. 381 00:19:03.119 --> 00:19:03.640 Me, So. 382 00:19:07.319 --> 00:19:10.200 You know that happened with me with Norm McDonald now mine. 383 00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:12.039 I'm sorry, I get I kind of win in the. 384 00:19:12.079 --> 00:19:14.599 Like who's who would be better to go out with? 385 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:17.799 Even though for sure he was crazy, but never forget 386 00:19:17.799 --> 00:19:19.559 that you forbid me from going out with him, and 387 00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:22.000 I was like, fuck you. I didn't say fuck you, 388 00:19:22.039 --> 00:19:23.680 but in my mind, I'm like, of course I'm going 389 00:19:23.680 --> 00:19:25.759 out with him. But then it was a huge back 390 00:19:25.799 --> 00:19:28.480 and forth. Do you remember this? And then he never called. Yes, 391 00:19:28.599 --> 00:19:30.200 I gave him my number. He asked for my number, 392 00:19:30.240 --> 00:19:32.119 he asked me out. I gave him my number. I 393 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:35.920 like floated on air for like a month. I mean 394 00:19:35.960 --> 00:19:39.480 I was like, oh my god, like I'm dating Norm McDonald. 395 00:19:39.519 --> 00:19:41.440 I guess what I want to know is, how were 396 00:19:41.480 --> 00:19:43.960 you floating on air for a month? Close that day? 397 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:46.599 Would you say yes? But I want to know how 398 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:49.319 you were floating on air for a month like it 399 00:19:49.400 --> 00:19:51.240 in four days you should have been like, oh, he's 400 00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:51.839 not calling me. 401 00:19:52.279 --> 00:19:54.240