Speaker 1: Stuck at home board and alone. You'd think I could
Speaker 1: have some fun on my own button on all I
Speaker 1: called am with Cecily and Stephan. What's up, everybody, Welcome
Speaker 1: to board AF. It's another fun filled, I would say,
Speaker 1: kind of a roller coaster ride. It's about to happen.
Speaker 2: Buckle up, Yeah, you might want to buckle up, motherfuckers,
Speaker 2: because god, I don't know why I cursed like that.
Speaker 2: There's this is a family show. You guys are prime to.
Speaker 2: This is primetime radio. You're driving your kids to school
Speaker 2: right now at seven am. You got your radio and
Speaker 2: blast You're thinking you're listening to like Kiss FM, and
Speaker 2: then here I am just dropping an F bomb, right
Speaker 2: you know that?
Speaker 1: Right? You know that, and I know you do. But
Speaker 1: I never get tired of like your radio day stories.
Speaker 1: As I told you, I don't know if I've really
Speaker 1: made this crystal clear to you, but it was my
Speaker 1: frickin' dream.
Speaker 2: That was my dream career. I wanted to be a
Speaker 2: radio DJ so bad. I mean, I question your sanity.
Speaker 1: I just thought that was so cool. It's not. It's
Speaker 1: the reason I got into podcasting. The reason I got
Speaker 1: into podcasting is I was like, oh, it's sort of
Speaker 1: like being on the radio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if you're a Howard Stern and you
Speaker 2: can say whatever you want, but most people are really
Speaker 2: under They ran a tight ship at those stations. There's
Speaker 2: only like five ownerships of these you's iHeart back then
Speaker 2: it was Clear Channel.
Speaker 1: I was under MS.
Speaker 2: You know, there's only like five companies and they all
Speaker 2: ran a real tight ship. Like you can't say this.
Speaker 2: You can't even talk more than the X amount of
Speaker 2: time really before you can play a song. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: had song lists, you know, we had labels in there,
Speaker 2: Like we were meeting with record labels, and you had
Speaker 2: to have five songs like at this hour, and they
Speaker 2: had to be these songs in this order with this publisher,
Speaker 2: so you you got only x amount off. We overtalked,
Speaker 2: we'd get like meetings about that. We couldn't never say
Speaker 2: anything political. You couldn't say anything really that personal. I
Speaker 2: mean I did. I would talk about stupid dates sometimes,
Speaker 2: but you only got like a minute.
Speaker 1: Like Peter would be like, was it you had a
Speaker 1: stupid date this weekend?
Speaker 2: Right? And I'd be like yeah, and then we wouldn't
Speaker 2: really get into it, and I would just be tired
Speaker 2: and then that was it.
Speaker 1: But I thought, like when I used to listen to Heidi,
Speaker 1: Frosty and Frank as your trips as as I called
Speaker 1: him as people called them, I mean they there was
Speaker 1: like a big thing was Heidi's relationship which ended up
Speaker 1: being a gay relationship. Do you remember that? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: do remember that. I think they had a little more.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they were able to do that.
Speaker 2: We never got we never really got that group.
Speaker 1: But weren't you drive by? Weren't you drive by? Weren't
Speaker 1: you the drive time and drive by? Yeah? You were
Speaker 1: the morning. Well isn't that like, Ryan Seacrest, Because I've
Speaker 1: listened to a lot of Drive Drive I mean you've
Speaker 1: been on it, but I've listened to a lot of
Speaker 1: it because having kids driving at that time, Like it's
Speaker 1: so special, Like I'm like, yeah, I drove, I drove
Speaker 1: around that I drove and I was I was on
Speaker 1: the radio like and I thought it was so cool.
Speaker 1: I thought it was so cool that you were on
Speaker 1: the right Like that was so cool to me. And
Speaker 1: but I feel like, what's her name, It's not Cecily, Sicily.
Speaker 1: I think it's Sicily. And Ryan Seacrest with Cicily, and
Speaker 1: I think she got no idea that my point.
Speaker 2: Ever, I really feel like I would have heard that
Speaker 2: before being so close to my name, but I have
Speaker 2: never heard that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm almost one hundred percent sure. The woman's name
Speaker 1: is Cicily, and she was like one of the people
Speaker 1: that was on during that time and they were always
Speaker 1: telling personal story anyway.
Speaker 2: Wow, but you did, and Ryan had a little bit more.
Speaker 2: There was definitely not a Sicily. I'm almost I'm going
Speaker 2: to push back so hard on that. I'm almost positive
Speaker 2: there was not. Are you talking about on Star?
Speaker 1: That was on Kiss FM. I'm going to look it up.
Speaker 1: I see, look up his bullshe crest kiss. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: Kate I s FM Cicily, let's see.
Speaker 2: I mean it's you know, it's CHATCHBT. It's gonna give
Speaker 2: you whatever you want. That's my new thing. I've decided,
Speaker 2: you can. I always try to lead it because I'm like,
Speaker 2: maybe I don't want the answer.
Speaker 1: Ciciny, it's Ciciny. Ciciny. Well, I thought it was Cicily.
Speaker 2: No, but I think it's different once you've earned, like
Speaker 2: we just in it was country, so maybe it's different
Speaker 2: for country. You have to play a certain amount of
Speaker 2: songs that maybe it was just so long ago. I
Speaker 2: don't know, but I do know that we did not
Speaker 2: get a lot of time to tell personal story. I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, and we had interviews too, like we had
Speaker 2: big interviews. We had Paul McCartney one time it was
Speaker 2: a call. He didn't come in, but like we just
Speaker 2: was like, we have Paul, Yeah, but you know who
Speaker 2: did come in? And I told the story many times.
Speaker 2: Richard not Richard, Gene Simmons, Jane fucking Simmons from Kiss.
Speaker 2: And he asked me to have a three with his
Speaker 2: with Shannon, and I said.
Speaker 1: No, thank you.
Speaker 2: And that was off air, by the way, and he
Speaker 2: slipped me his phone number and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: thank you. I told you that. I told you that
Speaker 2: on this show like twice. And it doesn't matter because
Speaker 2: if we can't remember, then you can't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely feel like I'm being He came.
Speaker 2: In, he wanted me to do the interview on his lap,
Speaker 2: kept very hyper focused on me, and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: thank you. And then he kept sticking his tongue out
Speaker 2: to show me his tongue and I was like so
Speaker 2: grossed out. And Peter and buzz were kind of trying
Speaker 2: to protect me. They're like, okay, well let's let's change
Speaker 2: the subject. You know, they kept We're trying to get
Speaker 2: them off, you know, to stay on topic.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: He's a very interesting man. He's a fascinating, intelligent man.
Speaker 2: But he was he was not being very well behaved
Speaker 2: and pretty gross. And then afterwards, yeah, we were all
Speaker 2: hanging it with ten am. We're all like waiting for
Speaker 2: our morning meeting. And he didn't leave like usually the
Speaker 2: stars leave way before the end of the show, like
Speaker 2: their pr people come and get them and off they go.
Speaker 2: But he wanted to hang out, so he was around
Speaker 2: and just it was so awkward and we're just talking
Speaker 2: and he kind of pulls me off to the side
Speaker 2: and he's like, Shannon would love you.
Speaker 1: Shannon would love you. You understand. And I was like,
Speaker 1: uh huh.
Speaker 2: And then he gives me his number and he's like,
Speaker 2: Shannon would love you call us.
Speaker 1: I was like, thank Youill that is so creepy, I know,
Speaker 1: but I gotta tell you. I got to tell you.
Speaker 1: I was like not that young.
Speaker 2: I mean, I was in my late twenties, but I
Speaker 2: I was so tired. It's really hard to explain how tired.
Speaker 2: And I guess you would know how tired because you
Speaker 2: have had three kids, two of them twins. You know,
Speaker 2: while working, like you know what tired feels like. But
Speaker 2: like morning drive, you're just never present because it's day
Speaker 2: after day of getting up at four thirty and going
Speaker 2: to work right like I would go to I try
Speaker 2: to go to bed by eight, and then I could
Speaker 2: never sleep, and then up at four and it's just
Speaker 2: like craziness. And so I don't remember ever feeling anything.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to explain that. But I was
Speaker 2: like very depressed and feet and also I was doing
Speaker 2: stand up sometimes, so I would go do clubs sometimes
Speaker 2: and then be at work at five.
Speaker 1: And why were you depressed?
Speaker 2: Were you you were depressed or at a job really unhappy?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it was, like I related, but at the
Speaker 2: time that I was on I wasn't dating anyone because
Speaker 2: I didn't have any fucking time. There was no time
Speaker 2: to go on a date or have a relationship, like
Speaker 2: I had to go to bed and get up, and
Speaker 2: then everybody else was like married and like settled, and
Speaker 2: I was like and I'm not. I just say I
Speaker 2: remember my hair was falling out.
Speaker 1: It was not.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it was already falling out before
Speaker 2: I did that, though, to be fair, it started falling
Speaker 2: out when I moved to La Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I always just figured it was the water or something,
Speaker 2: you know, like the showers here. We have hard water here,
Speaker 2: and I know maybe it's I don't know what happened,
Speaker 2: but never really grew anyway.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like now would be an appropriate time
Speaker 1: for me to tell you, for me to remind you,
Speaker 1: which I've already told you, of course many times. But
Speaker 1: when Jerry Springer hit on me.
Speaker 2: No, I see now I kind of remember it, but
Speaker 2: see the memory vague exactly.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. It's like, I know for a
Speaker 1: fact i've told this story before. I believe you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well it was when I was working on whose line
Speaker 1: is it? Anyway? And he came in as like a
Speaker 1: guest and kind kind of a similar thing. He was
Speaker 1: just like very focused on me, and I think I
Speaker 1: can see we weren't like really with the performers, so
Speaker 1: they would have guests, Like remember I told you the
Speaker 1: story of how Richard Simmons was a guest on the
Speaker 1: show and he was out of his mind. He's so so,
Speaker 1: so crazy, and he was just being hyper sexual. First
Speaker 1: of all, he was so manic. He was running around
Speaker 1: and they had to just keep going Richard, no, like
Speaker 1: go in your dressing room and he'd be like.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's me again, It's Richard, yes, yes, And he
Speaker 3: was so out of control, and nobody knew what to
Speaker 3: do with him, and he would just run around and
Speaker 3: just like sort of grab people and be like, come
Speaker 3: and talk to me.
Speaker 1: But then when he went on the show to do
Speaker 1: the show, everybody thought sometimes people would sort of like
Speaker 1: get it together, like they'd be acting a certain way
Speaker 1: and then when and then or some people would remember
Speaker 1: I think I told you that what Sid Caesar did
Speaker 1: our show? And he was like close to death and
Speaker 1: he was in a wheelchair and he was on oxygen,
Speaker 1: and we were all like, how is this going to work?
Speaker 1: And then they would bring people to the stage. So
Speaker 1: here's the thing. A lot of people would ask me,
Speaker 1: what's that like writing for Like do they really make
Speaker 1: up stuff? Yes? They really were making everything up. So
Speaker 1: our job was to write Drew Carey's intros and outros
Speaker 1: and like his jokes. But and then we would write
Speaker 1: the situations. Do you remember me telling you the story
Speaker 1: of how kind of of how I got the job?
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Speaker 1: like I said, I would write this stuff for Drew Carrey,
Speaker 1: but like Wayne Brady was on the show Ryan what's
Speaker 1: his name? Colin Mockery. What's that guy's name? Ryan? Tall
Speaker 1: skinny guy anyway, Yeah, the guy, the improv guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all in. Yeah, I don't know his name.
Speaker 2: You know, I can't know everything. No, I can't know everything,
Speaker 2: but we would have to.
Speaker 1: Oh. So here's here's the story I was going to
Speaker 1: tell you. When I was trying to get hired, my
Speaker 1: friend Danny Breen Rip loved him. He was trying to
Speaker 1: help me get a job there, and I had to
Speaker 1: do this whole writing package where I had to write
Speaker 1: just a ton of situations like, you know, two lovers
Speaker 1: who are trying not to let anybody know. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. A brother and a sister are attracted
Speaker 1: to each other and they're at a party and they
Speaker 1: can't let anyone know, you know what I mean? Like anyway,
Speaker 1: so I do a whole bunch of them. I send
Speaker 1: him in that I do my writing package, and then
Speaker 1: I find out, oh, yeah, they changed it and it's
Speaker 1: like a lot more specific and complicated now. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I had to do the whole fucking thing over again.
Speaker 1: It took me like two weeks to come up with.
Speaker 1: I had to come up with things like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: here's one of my ones that that they used that
Speaker 1: kind of killed It was a it was there's something
Speaker 1: about a magician who's paid, who's being paid a whole
Speaker 1: lot of money to perform, but they only know silly
Speaker 1: dad tricks. So that's funny stuff like that, where it
Speaker 1: was just really specific, like two underwater divers, but instead
Speaker 1: of oxygen coming out of their tank, it's whatever. And
Speaker 1: then they have super complicated So I do that whole thing.
Speaker 1: I do end up getting hired. The boss was crazy,
Speaker 1: and you'd have to input all of your ideas into
Speaker 1: a database and then and I've told you this story
Speaker 1: before too, and then the next day you would come
Speaker 1: in and the boss would go through them all and
Speaker 1: if he liked it, it would say accepted. But if
Speaker 1: you didn't like it, there was a K next to it,
Speaker 1: which meant kill. So you would submit like thirty things
Speaker 1: and you could see everybody's. So luckily I was a
Speaker 1: writer that got a lot of stuff in, but there
Speaker 1: were writers that you would come in in every single
Speaker 1: one of their ideas was just you just see there
Speaker 1: because you you saw everybody's. It wasn't like you had
Speaker 1: to go into the system to see it. It would
Speaker 1: just all come up and you'd be like, oh, here's
Speaker 1: Colleen's and it would just be like, okay, all Red K's.
Speaker 1: Oh brutal our job. But anyway, So there were guest
Speaker 1: improvisers who would come in and they were all they
Speaker 1: were never like anybody a list, you know, So like
Speaker 1: one was Richard Simmons.
Speaker 2: Was Overton one of them. Oh I'm a I'm sure
Speaker 2: he came in part of that group exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So Richard Simmons comes in this one day
Speaker 1: and he, like I said, he's out of control running around.
Speaker 1: And then when they did the actual improvide, like when
Speaker 1: the show when they were taping, it was even worse.
Speaker 1: It was like a hundred times worse. He just wouldn't stop.
Speaker 1: He was like a he would hump everybody. He made
Speaker 1: everything into a filthy joke. The guys didn't know what
Speaker 1: to do. I think it probably cut together kind of funny.
Speaker 1: I bet you could dig it up on like YouTube
Speaker 1: and find sure he was a guest, but it was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty sad. But anyway, one day, what's his
Speaker 1: name that I just mentioned who had his own talk,
Speaker 1: the Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer came in. He fancies himself
Speaker 1: to be pretty funny. I don't know if you know that. Yes,
Speaker 1: he always felt live. It was like a mayor, right yeah, live. Still.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to get to that age where like, people
Speaker 2: die and I don't remember which sometimes who Let's.
Speaker 1: See Jerry Springer, he was the mayor. He used to
Speaker 1: be the mayor. He died. He died in twenty twenty three. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's weird.
Speaker 2: That is weird, and I feel like it's one of
Speaker 2: those things where people famous people are going and then
Speaker 2: we're just.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then it's just gone from our memory that he
Speaker 2: was ever even alive until this moment that you're keeping
Speaker 2: his memory beautifully alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2: So okay, So he's so he's he died at seventy nine.
Speaker 2: That's a good long life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so let's put it this way. He was much
Speaker 1: older than me, and he was hanging out and he
Speaker 1: thought he was so funny, and he's very New York,
Speaker 1: you know, and he was just like, he's like a
Speaker 1: you know, he's nebashy, he's not funny. He Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was just like a stunt casting thing. And then afterwards
Speaker 1: everybody was sort of hanging out. But I can't reiterate
Speaker 1: enough that this wasn't like a social like we weren't
Speaker 1: all hanging out on the set, like having a drink.
Speaker 1: It was like in the offices, he's just walking around
Speaker 1: and then he basically takes me and he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: can I get your number? Oh god, I'd love to
Speaker 1: take you out sometime. And then I didn't know what
Speaker 1: to do. You know, it was it was a long
Speaker 1: time ago. It was way before me too, And I
Speaker 1: was just like, okay, gave him my phone number, And
Speaker 1: then of course I told everybody. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I just gave Jerry spring Er my phone number.
Speaker 1: I mean, can I just can I interduct?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: This is meant with pure love because we've known each
Speaker 2: other a really long time. Yeah, you've probably slept with worse.
Speaker 2: I mean, if we really, I mean like at least
Speaker 2: there was like some some name recognition, you know.
Speaker 1: Well, don't forget my story. Don't forget my fairly recent
Speaker 1: story about almost sleeping with the guitar player from Billy
Speaker 1: and the Beaters. For that story that we looked him up.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, you know, just a dangle their stardom or lack thereof,
Speaker 2: just a little bit in front of it, and you're like, okay,
Speaker 2: that's interesting, that's interesting. It's more interesting than just a rando.
Speaker 1: Well, well, I would say then that the funniest part
Speaker 1: of the story is he never called.
Speaker 3: Me, So.
Speaker 2: You know that happened with me with Norm McDonald now mine.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I get I kind of win in the.
Speaker 1: Like who's who would be better to go out with?
Speaker 2: Even though for sure he was crazy, but never forget
Speaker 2: that you forbid me from going out with him, and
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck you. I didn't say fuck you,
Speaker 2: but in my mind, I'm like, of course I'm going
Speaker 2: out with him. But then it was a huge back
Speaker 2: and forth. Do you remember this? And then he never called. Yes,
Speaker 2: I gave him my number. He asked for my number,
Speaker 2: he asked me out. I gave him my number. I
Speaker 2: like floated on air for like a month. I mean
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, like I'm dating Norm McDonald.
Speaker 1: I guess what I want to know is, how were
Speaker 1: you floating on air for a month? Close that day?
Speaker 1: Would you say yes? But I want to know how
Speaker 1: you were floating on air for a month like it
Speaker 1: in four days you should have been like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: not calling me.
Speaker 2: Oh you would think I remember the same thing you
Speaker 2: tell me that happened with John Brian. And then I
Speaker 2: just went back to Largo and he goes, I can't
Speaker 2: find your number. I'm so glad you're back here, and
Speaker 2: I was like, see, I just figured I'll just run
Speaker 2: into Norm somewhere.
Speaker 1: A month is nothing. I'm like, whatever the opice.
Speaker 2: I'm like a dog like to me, like a month
Speaker 2: is like one day I mean like, I will give
Speaker 2: you a lifetime. If we are meant to be, you
Speaker 2: will come to me. I'm you know, I'm good with
Speaker 2: just the fantasy. I'm good with just the idea of something.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I could I could live off
Speaker 2: of Norm McDonald asking for my number and asking me
Speaker 2: out for probably like five years.
Speaker 1: I could live off that. I don't. I mean, it
Speaker 1: wasn't like that famous. I mean this would have been.
Speaker 2: It was before I stopped doing stand up and I
Speaker 2: was still single, so I feel like it was like
Speaker 2: two thousand and four. I think he was pretty famous.
Speaker 2: I mean he wasn't like a Madonna, but I mean
Speaker 2: it was pretty fan. It was a big deal to me.
Speaker 2: And I called you that night on my drive home, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you were like, under no circumstances should you go
Speaker 2: out with Norm McDonald And I was like, Okay, well,
Speaker 2: let's just see what happens, like he'll we'll see.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you. And then he never called.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you were like, Cecily, I remember this very
Speaker 2: well because you were like Urine in Jars kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's pretty cut.
Speaker 2: But then I kind of felt like I swear I
Speaker 2: remember the feeling of like, yeah, but okay, I'll get
Speaker 2: I'll understand him. I'll be the one that totally gets
Speaker 2: it because I remember one of the things that he
Speaker 2: talked about on like the Tonight Show once, like on
Speaker 2: you know, sitting at the desk whatever. He was like,
Speaker 2: I don't understand driving. I think driving is so crazy.
Speaker 2: And I had a lot of anxiety myself, even though
Speaker 2: I drove a lot of anxiety about driving. And he's like,
Speaker 2: it's just so crazy that you're in a metal box
Speaker 2: and then they're in a metal box and you're going
Speaker 2: sixty miles an hour. That's just and we all just
Speaker 2: decided to do this. And I was like I get that.
Speaker 2: He's so right. I'm like, so whatever people think is
Speaker 2: crazy about him, like, I guess I have the same thing.
Speaker 1: And so, and you were trying to tell me.
Speaker 2: You're like no, no, no, no, like it's like it's
Speaker 2: like stuff it's hard to even explain.
Speaker 1: And I was like, nope, well I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I would have said all that, like I didn't know him,
Speaker 1: but you said I like, not out plain.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely said don't go out with him, he's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would have definitely ignored that. I don't know where
Speaker 2: that would have like led us.
Speaker 1: You like alcoholics, and he's definitely was a really bad
Speaker 1: alcoholic addict.
Speaker 2: Didn't we look that up at the time when we
Speaker 2: talked about not at the time time, but when we
Speaker 2: talked about it on board a while back, didn't we
Speaker 2: look up? I thought he'd been sober, like I thought
Speaker 2: maybe he wasn't sober then.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, he No, he had some bits
Speaker 1: about going to AA meetings m hm that were pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Actually we also had gambling stuff. Oh, I mean, there's
Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff, but like you know, sometimes you
Speaker 2: overlook because again I've slept with and dated way like that,
Speaker 2: all those things. But it wasn't Norm McDonald, So if
Speaker 2: like you're gonna do it, it might as well be Norm McDonald, right,
Speaker 2: And for you.
Speaker 1: Whoever you just who were you just talking about? Jerry
Speaker 1: Jerry Springer? Jerry Springer. Couldn't think of his last name
Speaker 1: because I know that's not really his last name.
Speaker 2: I bet he has a different last name in real life,
Speaker 2: like I Meanvitz honestly.
Speaker 1: From probably but what if we what if Jerry the
Speaker 1: Jerryvitz Joerry what it's Jerry Wesavitztz.
Speaker 2: What if we'd gone on a double date and you're
Speaker 2: just jealous, You're just seething because I'm with Norm MacDonald
Speaker 2: and this is back, you know, two thousand and five
Speaker 2: is still pretty cute. I'm with Norman, You're with Jerry Springer,
Speaker 2: and you're like what if You're like, what if.
Speaker 1: We just switched for a night.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Stephanie, no, I finally got a boyfriend
Speaker 2: that I really like, not switching with you for Jerry Springer.
Speaker 1: You're just like I have had some real Like remember
Speaker 1: when I got excited because I I was sort of
Speaker 1: dating Skippy Mark Price, and I was like, yes, we
Speaker 1: got into the one of those clubs with the velvet
Speaker 1: with the velvet rope. That was probably shortly before I
Speaker 1: worked for him for three days. Yes, yes, you worked
Speaker 1: for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we taught We told his trailer, yes up in
Speaker 2: Laurel on Kirkwood.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, trailer. We love him. By the way, we're
Speaker 1: he's friends of the show.
Speaker 2: We asked him to be on the show and he
Speaker 2: said one hundred percent, and we just we're very bad
Speaker 2: at following up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the nicest guy, like he's really nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, total pothead, oh yea yeah, or it used to
Speaker 2: be at least, but yeah, and then he became he
Speaker 2: was he's a Chemtrell's guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder what he's like now. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I ran into him not that long ago, and I
Speaker 2: mean it was I guess a long time ago now
Speaker 2: that my heart thing. But like he showed up for
Speaker 2: that and I wasn't even close to him. He saw
Speaker 2: it online and he texted quite a few times. He's like,
Speaker 2: I know it's weird, and I know I don't know
Speaker 2: you very well, but it's just sometimes people show up
Speaker 2: in this weird way and if you need a ride
Speaker 2: to like an appointment or anything, like I'm here, and
Speaker 2: he meant it. And I didn't take him up on
Speaker 2: it because I had plenty of people to do that,
Speaker 2: but I he was like, really genuinely, menche if you
Speaker 2: need a ride to the like a hot I had
Speaker 2: to go to rehab for not rehab rehab, but like
Speaker 2: uh no rehab rehab. Yeah, for six months after the surgery,
Speaker 2: which is a long time. And I wasn't allowed to
Speaker 2: drive for three months. You're not allowed to drive yourself.
Speaker 2: Something about like an accent or if you hit the
Speaker 2: wheel like it hurt and I had to sit in
Speaker 2: the backseat of people's cars and hold this pillow.
Speaker 1: It was like, really ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It was a lot, and I was it was kind
Speaker 2: of a big thing and I but he was like,
Speaker 2: if you need to ever need a ride to like
Speaker 2: one of your appointments or whatever.
Speaker 1: Afterwards, I could see him going like, if you want
Speaker 1: to ride, that's I can. I can give you a ride,
Speaker 1: but just know that I'm going to have to unhook
Speaker 1: the trail, like it's hard to get this thing down
Speaker 1: the trail because I live here.
Speaker 2: And it's really hard to get up and down the hill.
Speaker 2: Did you ever sleep with them?
Speaker 1: No? I did not sleep with him. But remember the
Speaker 1: story that I saw his penis or No, I didn't
Speaker 1: even see it. I felt it and it was so
Speaker 1: so gigantic and I got scared. Great story for him.
Speaker 1: I don't think he'd have any problem with that story. No,
Speaker 1: It's like it was like an aquanete bottle yea. He
Speaker 1: has a crazyly and I was very scared and wanted
Speaker 1: nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2: You know, I've I've experienced that over the years, just
Speaker 2: a couple of times, and one time it was just
Speaker 2: it was unusable. I mean, it like worked, but I
Speaker 2: could not it couldn't go in. You know, there's no
Speaker 2: point of any of that. It was just ridiculous and awful.
Speaker 2: But then another time it was fine, like it was
Speaker 2: enormous and it worked like I mean, it all fit.
Speaker 1: So really you don't know what that So what you're saying,
Speaker 1: what you're what you would like the ago is know
Speaker 1: is that you have a gigantic vagina and that is
Speaker 1: nothing to be ashamed about. Cecily, stop fine and listen.
Speaker 1: Your vagina is fine.
Speaker 2: My only fans is that's what it's called like big
Speaker 2: old We's see. I just say it as you know,
Speaker 2: it's the smallest one in the world that I have
Speaker 2: to use a fucking baby thing at the OBGA and
Speaker 2: they have to use the baby one to give me
Speaker 2: a path. I'm not even fucking joking. Remember I told
Speaker 2: that story so many times.
Speaker 1: I'm such a humble brag. That is the most humble
Speaker 1: brag hubble that's ever humble brag. I'm not even a joke.
Speaker 2: And like I told it one too many times and
Speaker 2: to the point that actually I guess I told it
Speaker 2: to Tig a lot of times, and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: we know, because I used to have these like.
Speaker 1: Very off like I'd had drinks.
Speaker 2: It was me and Laura and one other woman and
Speaker 2: Tig and we would have like kind of like a
Speaker 2: once a month sort of beer or salad or something
Speaker 2: then you know, a long time ago, but like it
Speaker 2: was often, and I guess it came up more than
Speaker 2: once because she was like, Okay, we're going to start
Speaker 2: calling you like baby, not spatula.
Speaker 1: What's the word speculum, baby speculum, baby speculat We.
Speaker 2: Got it, kind of like baby range saying in case
Speaker 2: like you missed it, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying, maybe give Mark another chance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, You're right, Listen, listen, You're not going
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Speaker 1: you know I haven't gotten to the topic. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have a huge talk. Well I guessn't have. Okay, but
Speaker 1: can I tell you a good segue to that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I promise you you're gonna like this segue. Okay. So I
Speaker 1: was thinking about Norm MacDonald and how one of the
Speaker 1: things I loved about Norm MacDonald's stand up was that
Speaker 1: he did this thing where he would end his set.
Speaker 1: He was always very in control, so it you know,
Speaker 1: he would get huge laughs, but then he would sort
Speaker 1: of trail off and get off the stage on something
Speaker 1: that's not really a laugh. Did you ever notice that? Yes,
Speaker 1: you would do like a big joke and then he
Speaker 1: and then he'd sort of almost do like a setup
Speaker 1: to something or just something weaker and get like hardly
Speaker 1: a laugh, and he'd be like, all right, good night
Speaker 1: or whatever, okay. And it was so funny to me
Speaker 1: because it was such a I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: like about y'all. And anyway, I was watching this show
Speaker 1: and you went to a show. Isn't that what we
Speaker 1: want to talk about? Yes? Yes, So I was watching
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart's new thing called Funny AF and it says
Speaker 1: it's stand ups, and I want to.
Speaker 2: Just stealing from us. I mean, I believe as bored
Speaker 2: AF totally right. I hadn't even thought of that, but
Speaker 2: you're so right. That's fucked up. It is really fucked up.
Speaker 1: So this was basically also the same, very very similar
Speaker 1: to last comic standing. But I'm gonna name a couple
Speaker 1: of these comics. I doubt you'll have no any of
Speaker 1: them funny AF contestant. But what I was going to
Speaker 1: say is, so Chelsea's one of the judges. Tom Sugorakegan,
Speaker 1: Michael Key, did I just say Chelsea, yeah, Kevin and
Speaker 1: Camail I think that's the other Oh yeah, I love him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the one thing that I thought was really interesting
Speaker 1: is some of these people have been doing stand up
Speaker 1: like ten years, but some of them are you know,
Speaker 1: I've been doing it maybe three or four years. And
Speaker 1: one of the things that's so interesting to when you're
Speaker 1: watching it as a comedian or as a you know,
Speaker 1: not that I do stand up, but having done stand
Speaker 1: up for you know, twenty years, it's so interesting when
Speaker 1: people do not close strong, or they sort of seem
Speaker 1: to forget the ending of what they were going to
Speaker 1: say and then they but then they pretend they're fine,
Speaker 1: like then they go all right, well that's my time.
Speaker 1: And I thought it was really interesting that the judges
Speaker 1: were calling that out. And one of the things one
Speaker 1: of the judges said I felt like was kind of
Speaker 1: a callback to Norm MacDonald, because they were like, you
Speaker 1: can't you have to go out on something strong unless
Speaker 1: you're so good that you can make it look like
Speaker 1: you're doing that on purpose. And I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: Norm MacDonald, my husband, I mean, my boyfriend would have
Speaker 1: been my husband. If you hadn't called him and told
Speaker 1: him not to call me. Listen, I'm not blaming you completely.
Speaker 1: What do you think he did with my number? Do
Speaker 1: you think he just threw it out immediately or do
Speaker 1: you think he just like lost it? I think he
Speaker 1: was drunk and the next he didn't even really remember me.
Speaker 2: He wasn't that drunk, unless I'm just not good at
Speaker 2: reading that, which is possible. But he really did not
Speaker 2: seem that drunk. I know drunk, Believe me, he didn't.
Speaker 2: He really wasn't drunk that night. He wasn't, so I
Speaker 2: guess he just tossed it or like was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: what's the point of that.
Speaker 1: But he was hard.
Speaker 2: I mean we talked for like an hour, like out
Speaker 2: by your car. Yeah, it was in the parking lot
Speaker 2: of a Maggie remember that, s oh?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: It was like we did stand up and it was
Speaker 2: so awful and they didn't even turn off the TVs
Speaker 2: half the time. There'd be just karaoke going on at
Speaker 2: the same time as a comedy, like can we please
Speaker 2: turn the mic up? And he was there with another friend,
Speaker 2: not for me. I don't even remember what my set was.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine it was good you do a set there?
Speaker 2: He didn't, And then he was just hanging out in
Speaker 2: the parking lot and someone introduced us and we just
Speaker 2: got to chatting and it was like incredible, And I
Speaker 2: really wish that I'd gotten his number instead, because I
Speaker 2: would have never stopped calling him.
Speaker 1: Hey, Norm, it's me again. What's up? Like, just like
Speaker 1: we really like had something there.
Speaker 2: So I'm not sure exactly where you are with that,
Speaker 2: but let's move Forward's maybe he had a girl.
Speaker 1: Friend each other who maybe?
Speaker 2: I mean, I could try to backtrack and like figure
Speaker 2: out what exact day it was.
Speaker 1: If only you know, I was gonna say, if only i'd.
Speaker 2: Kept a journal back then, But I did. I kept
Speaker 2: a very specific journal, and somehow that is not in there.
Speaker 1: Really happened, but it's not in the journal.
Speaker 2: That's how fucking crazy I was. I was so hung
Speaker 2: up on let's say, Matt or Jimmy Doore or whoever
Speaker 2: the fuck I was hanging out with, that like the
Speaker 2: big things didn't impact me because I was too hung
Speaker 2: up on the dumbest things like I was. I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: I was never present. Maybe I was like drinking more
Speaker 2: than I remember. I was definitely drinking. And I not
Speaker 2: that I don't drink now, but like, you know, maybe
Speaker 2: it was. I've felt very disassociated and when I think
Speaker 2: back to those memories, very fragmented.
Speaker 1: Nothing bad, nothing terrible happened. But do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like I do remember and you probably had
Speaker 1: that too. Oh yeah, but I just have a bad memory.
Speaker 1: I think. I don't know that I have it bad.
Speaker 1: I just don't know how I remember things.
Speaker 2: But okay, so tell me who some of the comics
Speaker 2: are that are on Kevin Show.
Speaker 1: Okay. See, and I haven't heard of any of these people.
Speaker 1: And a couple of them were very funny, but a
Speaker 1: lot of them were not funny. And there's this one
Speaker 1: girl in particular that I did not like that makes
Speaker 1: it kind of far. And her name is Eva Evans.
Speaker 2: Don't know her, I mean, I don't know anybody now
Speaker 2: she did see She like a big TikTok person.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to look her up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so much of that too, you know, there's
Speaker 2: so many like everyone thinks they're a stand up because
Speaker 2: they have so many followers. You can look her up,
Speaker 2: Eva Evans. Yep, she probably has a lot of followers.
Speaker 2: Most of these people, I do think have.
Speaker 1: A lot of follow us.
Speaker 2: There she has Eva Evans Comedy. She has eighty five
Speaker 2: thousand followers, is quite a lot. But nobody she doesn't follow.
Speaker 2: Oh but and like her first pinned photo is just
Speaker 2: a butt like an OnlyFans photo. You got to look
Speaker 2: her up. Look up Eva Evans Comedy, and maybe she's amazing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, she's not. I'm telling you I don't.
Speaker 2: I do not like comedy full but pick Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: she's showing her stretch marks, so that's kind of the
Speaker 2: point of the thing. But it's also super sexy. I mean,
Speaker 2: I think it's awesome that she's showing stretch marks that
Speaker 2: you know I have as well. I kind of like
Speaker 2: this now that I look closely.
Speaker 1: No, she was offensive. Oh then I do not like it.
Speaker 1: I do not like it. But yeah, she has a
Speaker 1: lot of people. It's so interesting. She had so many
Speaker 1: jokes about trans like trans going on a date with
Speaker 1: the trans guy, And it's so funny. Do you see
Speaker 1: it's pinned and then I see it and then look
Speaker 1: at the who transman? Yes, but then look right, who's
Speaker 1: in the next picture with her? Shit? Dave Chappelle. You guys, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh two day that may second. When we're recording this,
Speaker 1: she's got a pinned photo of her with Dave Chappelle,
Speaker 1: like girl, no, yeah, so many jokes about like going
Speaker 1: on and her whole thing was going on a date
Speaker 1: with the transman. And this was the thing that was
Speaker 1: just so annoying. It was like just a lot of
Speaker 1: like why don't you identify as somebody who can pick
Speaker 1: up the check? Why don't you like yeah? And it
Speaker 1: was so unfunny, and I was so happy when she
Speaker 1: got kicked off when she was done, and she was
Speaker 1: trying to kind of sort of almost be woke about it, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm doing jokes that are like posse like she's like
Speaker 1: and then the and then he said to me like, girl,
Speaker 1: are you transphobic? And I was like no, but you're
Speaker 1: broke or you know what I mean. And it was like,
Speaker 1: I think I've heard that before.
Speaker 2: Either that's an old hack joke, which I would imagine
Speaker 2: it is, or I've heard her do I've seen a
Speaker 2: clip come up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's just it's her whole thing. And it's so
Speaker 1: funny because this actually goes to something that we were
Speaker 1: It's far away. But it kind of reminds me of
Speaker 1: something you and I were talking about. But when women
Speaker 1: do material about like I need a man who's going
Speaker 1: to pay for me, you know, like I don't want
Speaker 1: anybody broke trying to take me out, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to like be broke, like you better be. I
Speaker 1: better be getting an appetizer and like expensive this, and
Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna like if you're if you're broke,
Speaker 1: ew get away from me like that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: Like I need a man who's got like a a
Speaker 1: high credit limit on his like shut up.
Speaker 2: Also, I always think of and I don't know who
Speaker 2: the comic was, but it was just one of those
Speaker 2: things where it was just a bunch of comics on
Speaker 2: a show like on HBO or something. I don't remember
Speaker 2: what it was, but it wasn't about money, but it
Speaker 2: was like it was a It was a black woman
Speaker 2: and she was just like black man, won't even lick
Speaker 2: a stamp, and that like I can't.
Speaker 1: That's always my.
Speaker 2: Go to when I'm trying to do like a Hackey,
Speaker 2: I won't even lick a stamp.
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can play you something from her.
Speaker 2: It's probably someone amazing and famous, and I just like,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, look, they made it far to
Speaker 2: make it on that show, whatever it was.
Speaker 1: Let's see if there's something that.
Speaker 2: I don't even think I got it right away.
Speaker 1: I feel for Megan getting cheated on is a pain
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't wish on even my worst fucking enemies.
Speaker 1: On the artist. Oh baby, you don't ever bring that
Speaker 1: shit to work. You go on mother stage and you
Speaker 1: stay professional.
Speaker 2: Shut up like she's yelling at everybody. Yep, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you something kind of positive. Yeah, here's a spin
Speaker 2: on trying. So I went out with some friends a
Speaker 2: couple like last week, whatever day. It was, some old
Speaker 2: dear friends of mine. We all went to this bar
Speaker 2: right that's near my house and for like a happy hour,
Speaker 2: and everybody's like arriving and we're all getting our fries
Speaker 2: and getting our drinks and we're just chilling. And then
Speaker 2: we got there at like I got there at like
Speaker 2: six forty five, and at eight o'clock they start setting up.
Speaker 2: There's a microphone beating set up, and I know I
Speaker 2: know from this place.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, they do karaoke. This might be kind
Speaker 1: of fun.
Speaker 2: For us, like we love a karaoke and everyone's kind
Speaker 2: of thinking of what song they're gonna, you know, we're all.
Speaker 1: Getting into it.
Speaker 2: And then this lady, this not lady, oh this child.
Speaker 2: I mean she had to have been like twenty two.
Speaker 2: She was so fresh faced. Oh my god, she was
Speaker 2: so cute. This this woman, she's she comes over to
Speaker 2: our table and she's come to all the tables, and
Speaker 2: we have a lot of people with us, so that's
Speaker 2: kind of why they came to our table. They're like
Speaker 2: ten of us, and she comes over and she's like,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to bother you guys.
Speaker 1: I hope you don't mind.
Speaker 2: We are doing our open mic, we're doing stand up tonight,
Speaker 2: and I hope it doesn't bother you. But if anyone
Speaker 2: of you guys want to sign up, or if you
Speaker 2: just wouldn't mind being our audience, like we just would
Speaker 2: love it. And I mean, she couldn't have been nicer,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know if they just changed, you know how,
Speaker 2: Like we've talked about how comics have like a different class,
Speaker 2: like you have your class and I have my class.
Speaker 2: Like we're kind of have like graduating classes. It's just
Speaker 2: a whole different slew every year and whatever. I don't
Speaker 2: know if the new kids are just really nice now,
Speaker 2: but we weren't, and.
Speaker 1: But she was so and we were like, oh my god. Yes.
Speaker 1: And some people are like, well, we got to get
Speaker 1: out of here.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, no, we need to stay and
Speaker 2: watch a few comics and like support this shit, you know,
Speaker 2: and not in an ironic way, like.
Speaker 1: Let's let's see what they got. Let's see what they got.
Speaker 2: And so other people and everybody, and then we look around.
Speaker 2: The place is kind of full, and we see that
Speaker 2: it's like all comics, it's an open mic, and she
Speaker 2: goes this does go from eight to eleven, So that's
Speaker 2: three hours of open mic comedy, which I am all four,
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with it. She's like, I tually understand if
Speaker 2: you guys need to leave. But I look and everybody's
Speaker 2: got their little notebooks. It's like everybody in here is
Speaker 2: a nervous comic, remember that feeling, of course steady to
Speaker 2: be called and to go up.
Speaker 1: So she goes up.
Speaker 2: I don't remember her name. She was so cute and
Speaker 2: I feel like she could make it. She was really confident.
Speaker 2: It really doesn't matter if you're that she was so confident,
Speaker 2: so she tried her little jokes and nothing was really
Speaker 2: working because she's just in a dive bar where no
Speaker 2: one really all just comics or people that did not
Speaker 2: expect to be at a comedy show. Nobody knew that,
Speaker 2: you know, so it's not really working. But she knew that,
Speaker 2: so she'd be like, Okay, yeah, okay, well that just sucked.
Speaker 1: I wrote that this morning.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I'll keep trying, and she goes,
Speaker 2: I'll do more jokes in between, but I should bring
Speaker 2: up the first com like she knew she.
Speaker 1: Was so freaking cute.
Speaker 2: So she brings up this first comic again, I don't
Speaker 2: remember her name, and it was this woman so young,
Speaker 2: everyone's so fucking young. But she wasn't in the light.
Speaker 2: There was a little spotlight they'd set up, and she
Speaker 2: didn't realize that she wasn't in the circle of light.
Speaker 2: She was like standing off to the side by the bar,
Speaker 2: and she didn't feel it.
Speaker 1: And I so wanted to go up there and just
Speaker 1: physically move her.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be like, hey, I know you're taping this,
Speaker 2: so let's like let's get you in the because you
Speaker 2: can't use this otherwise, right, it's not usable, but somebody
Speaker 2: should have yelled it up. Then I was like, she
Speaker 2: never figured it out. I'm like, well, some people have
Speaker 2: to fail. And it wasn't great. And then another woman
Speaker 2: went up and she wasn't great. She was way too
Speaker 2: That one was too confident in a way that I
Speaker 2: didn't love because she's just she's not really there to
Speaker 2: do comedy, you know. Yes, And then that was fine,
Speaker 2: and then there and then we had to like, because
Speaker 2: our group was so big, We're like, all right, here's
Speaker 2: the deal, we're gonna leave two by two. Oh, after
Speaker 2: each comic we'll go. So two people left before it
Speaker 2: even started then too, then two whatever, and I was
Speaker 2: the last to leave because.
Speaker 1: I was like kind of wanted to see it a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what am I fucking doing? But we
Speaker 2: wanted to go get ice cream, so we left.
Speaker 1: Oh I would have wanted it, Yeah, I would have
Speaker 1: definitely wanted to stay. I'm like, I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: obsessed with this show. Oh, I'll watch this show. You
Speaker 1: told me to watch it, and I forgot Yeah, because
Speaker 1: because you watch people and then you go, oh, I
Speaker 1: kind of like that guy. I hope that they see
Speaker 1: that he's really good. There's a guy named Winston Hodges.
Speaker 1: I should look him up. He's kind of your type. Oh,
Speaker 1: probably a little younger though than what would be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's married, but he's he used to be like O, hey,
Speaker 1: he's pretty Christian. I mean, you know, he's pretty up
Speaker 1: with people like he's he's looks more. I think he
Speaker 1: was Mormon.
Speaker 2: No, that is my type, you know, so well, I
Speaker 2: do love him. What is it with me and Mormon
Speaker 2: thinking they're so hot? Like what they're hot?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, I don't know. Look up this guy, well
Speaker 1: not hot to make him up?
Speaker 2: I found him. Oh yeah, I mean, boy, do I
Speaker 2: have a type?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, that's not it's not working out for me, but
Speaker 2: like it's kind of insane. I guess all guys have
Speaker 2: to do is kind of have just glasses. Yes, like
Speaker 2: blonde hair and glasses. Yes, Jesus, that's a little too
Speaker 2: much on the nose. I will I'll check him out.
Speaker 1: And be like not super fit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have to be a little like they don't
Speaker 2: have to be heavy, right, but like you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: a little doe will impish. Yes not no six packs.
Speaker 2: If I see a six pack, I'm discussed. It. Yeah,
Speaker 2: ew gross. It is kind of gross though, right, Like,
Speaker 2: what does that say about you? You're just at the gym,
Speaker 2: You're going to the gym all the time, doing that
Speaker 2: to yourself?
Speaker 1: Why you know? Did I ever tell you that? On
Speaker 1: for crying out loud? Like this was this was years ago.
Speaker 1: I made the mistake of saying that John had like
Speaker 1: a dad bod. But it was at the time that
Speaker 1: that was like a big thing that in it. It
Speaker 1: was a big compliment. It was a big compliment at
Speaker 1: the time to say that. And I meant it as like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't like he's not fat by any stretch of
Speaker 1: the imagination. Yeah, but he doesn't like he doesn't spend
Speaker 1: all his time at the gym, which I would hate,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not like And he was so crazily
Speaker 1: upset about it, and I spent so much time trying
Speaker 1: to go, no, you don't understand. That is not how
Speaker 1: I meant it. I meant it as a compliment, and
Speaker 1: he was just like, it's so embarrassing. That's not a compliment.
Speaker 1: It's like mean And yeah, guys do not like they
Speaker 1: they do not like to think if you're saying I
Speaker 1: have a type and at somebody who's not like super fit.
Speaker 1: They're not going to be complimented that you like that
Speaker 1: is going to be like thanks a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I mean, it's not that they're not fit. It's
Speaker 2: not like I'm like, it's not Chris Farley that I'm seeking.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's what I do. Mind.
Speaker 2: The guy is heavy. I have dated a pretty heavy
Speaker 2: dude and I didn't bother me at all. It really didn't.
Speaker 2: I know, it's hard to I mean it not like
Speaker 2: Ralphie may Not that there's anything wrong with having slept
Speaker 2: with their dated Ralphie may Well. Not putting it down.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it wasn't like that, but definitely heavy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: or in conclusion, I will just say this, So that
Speaker 2: was really cute, and I'm like, god, I was kind
Speaker 2: of jealous. I'm like, God, if I could go back,
Speaker 2: but I would not want to go back to twenty
Speaker 2: seven doing stand up at Luna Park, even though I
Speaker 2: was just falling in love with every fucking comic and
Speaker 2: getting completely sidetracked by all these stupid shit like that.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's what I said to you off camera because
Speaker 2: I wanted to say to all of them, Like you, guys,
Speaker 2: look around, because in twenty years, one of these people
Speaker 2: could be your podcast host.
Speaker 1: You know most of you are not going to like
Speaker 1: make it, but like.
Speaker 2: Right, no, right, And I want to be like, don't
Speaker 2: sleep with each other, especially to the women, like, don't
Speaker 2: sleep with these dudes. I know that that's who you're
Speaker 2: around and your and you're you're broken and you probably
Speaker 2: wouldn't be doing this if you weren't a little bit broken.
Speaker 2: And also like they're funny and so you're gonna want
Speaker 2: to sleep at them and it's going.
Speaker 1: To derail you do it?
Speaker 2: Yes, How do you tell people that are total strangers
Speaker 2: that don't want you to talk to them?
Speaker 1: How do you move them physically into the light? You
Speaker 1: can't metaphorically and physically they have to save themselves.
Speaker 2: And they're all going to do great. They're all gonna
Speaker 2: do great. But then I was just telling Stephanie in conclusion.
Speaker 2: Then my friend took me to go see Pete Holmes.
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan of Pete Holmes, and I don't
Speaker 2: often go see comedy. I'm like you like, i'd go
Speaker 2: see John Mulaney in a heartbeat and Pete Holmes and
Speaker 2: I can't really even think of any maybe patent, you know,
Speaker 2: and and tag of course, but like he was so
Speaker 2: fucking amazingly great, Like it was like, you know, you're like,
Speaker 2: how do you even do that?
Speaker 1: How do you do that?
Speaker 2: Then he brought up it was him and some friends,
Speaker 2: and I won't mention who the friends are, but he
Speaker 2: brought up other comics. Some of them are really good,
Speaker 2: and one of them, in particular, I was telling Stephanie
Speaker 2: was just not just not good, and it was like
Speaker 2: they kind of had made it. And it's like, I
Speaker 2: guess it's a crop.
Speaker 1: Shoot.
Speaker 2: You can be really really amazing like Peter Holmes or
Speaker 2: John mullaney and that's just its own category. And you
Speaker 2: can also suck and make it and that's its own category.
Speaker 2: And I don't really know what There's nothing I can
Speaker 2: do about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or you can make it, but then not really
Speaker 1: make it because then who's heard of you? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's that too. But like there was a little bit
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 2: I said to my friend after, I was like, I
Speaker 2: wish I guess I wish I'd tried harder, because like
Speaker 2: my joke, you know, I'm not trying to be a
Speaker 2: dick but then at the same time, I could have
Speaker 2: and nothing would have happened, and then I would have
Speaker 2: just been miserable that much longer. Well, but you have
Speaker 2: his person stand up like you would do it again.
Speaker 2: I do it again, but for no reason of like
Speaker 2: what would be the point. It's not like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get a special you know, like this this person really
Speaker 2: kind of you know, got where they needed to get.
Speaker 2: Maybe they could get bigger, sure, but like it was,
Speaker 2: it was some really hacky ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's the fuck? Yeah? Anyway, But in conclusion,
Speaker 1: Pete Holmes is amazing. Hey, I think we gave this
Speaker 1: show more than we bargained for. We didn't know what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did. We should say hi to our friends on it.
Speaker 2: Let's do it like Brandy may Ames, my love, sweet
Speaker 2: am I going to get sued for that.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't do that, No, sweet love. Sovano Jimmittee, he's
Speaker 1: so freaking cool. He could do stand up and he.
Speaker 2: Just had a birthday. We wished him a happy birthday
Speaker 2: last week. So again, you've all had birthdays. Are we
Speaker 2: skipping Carolyn for a reason? No, Carolyn Bastion, She's a
Speaker 2: bastion of good, good cheer.
Speaker 1: Sandra Green. I mean it's like she was just she's
Speaker 1: just a green little baby. Yeah, she's green. She's a
Speaker 1: green comedian call it, don't drop.
Speaker 2: The rolling Roland and whatnot?
Speaker 1: That Patrick name your price.
Speaker 2: And clever, super clever, I know, Julie Turnbull, We won't
Speaker 2: make you, Victoria Blake, Andrea Crawford, Richard Frolicker mm hmm,
Speaker 2: Carrie Mahler, Aaron Johnson Watson, we can say him together.
Speaker 1: Jill Shaw another Price on Price.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's related to Patrick Price. We don't know you, guys.
Speaker 2: We love you, We thank you, thank you, not sorry.
Speaker 2: I don't think we said anything to be sorry. I
Speaker 2: didn't even say the comics name that I didn't think
Speaker 2: was good.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's true. Okay, bye everybody, Bye,