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Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some show. Sit back and
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Speaker 4: Super saying Ray Romano is my new favorite thing.
Speaker 1: I think. I wonder.
Speaker 5: I wonder if it exists, you bastard, If Romano and
Speaker 5: Kermit the Frog fused, would it just be a double
Speaker 5: of the same voice?
Speaker 1: Would it? Would it be Jordan Penison? Oh, I know
Speaker 1: what you mean.
Speaker 4: It's like because it's their voices are relaughed, it would
Speaker 4: just be the same.
Speaker 5: It would be double the same. It would be like,
Speaker 5: would it be louder or would it be like I.
Speaker 1: Feel like that? Would? I feel like that's just death.
Speaker 1: That's when you think things that cannot exist. Like people
Speaker 1: were asking me, hey, could you do a Judas Priest
Speaker 1: gay cover and I'm like, no, that's that's universe shattering.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. Yeah, I was like, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's if I do it, I
Speaker 1: think there will be a tear in the universe.
Speaker 5: It's like when you blow up a bomb next to
Speaker 5: another bomb, and you'd assume there'd be a bigger explosion,
Speaker 5: but it's just overal app explosion, So it's like it
Speaker 5: doesn't really do anything else. It's kind of just like,
Speaker 5: what's the point of doing that?
Speaker 4: Do you think that, like there's like a beam struggle
Speaker 4: between the two bombs.
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 5: I thought if you kept, like if you blow up
Speaker 5: like three nukes in right right next to each other's
Speaker 5: the same proximity, that had to make like a bigger explosion.
Speaker 5: But no, it would just be more explosion in a place. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it would just be a.
Speaker 1: More powerful explosion in the same like intersecting places would
Speaker 1: be more. But it wouldn't. It wouldn't expand the radio.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, up, big, it will be a
Speaker 1: big explosion. I think it would have to be. It
Speaker 1: would have to be specifically packed together. They have to
Speaker 1: have been one big bomb taping nukes together, which was
Speaker 1: just grumbling, du I mean, how do we know that
Speaker 1: for sure? Let's let's let's try this out.
Speaker 5: We should be testing nukes more, I think, honestly, Dark
Speaker 5: Tank Podcast on the.
Speaker 1: Moon, Yeah, Dark side of the moon. Nuke it. Nuke
Speaker 1: Mars too, like on the rovers that that is so
Speaker 1: like some Mars deer just gnaws on it and plan looks.
Speaker 1: I feel like they have found plenty of cool ship
Speaker 1: and they're just like, nah, I don't want you to see. Yeah.
Speaker 1: NASA is like, na, you get it. Yeah, you're not
Speaker 1: you're not cool enough.
Speaker 5: They find cool ship here and they don't tell us that.
Speaker 1: Actually they were like, we're not going to tell you
Speaker 1: about but yeah, actually, yeah did you see that goat
Speaker 1: that they found with people hands? Okay, so yeah, that's
Speaker 1: real because like you know, you've heard about spider goats.
Speaker 4: Yeaheah, I saw it on Twitter, so like it must
Speaker 4: be real.
Speaker 1: They're they're making spider goats. They're they're genetically modifying goats
Speaker 1: with the spider hands. They're really they're really efficient. Spiders
Speaker 1: don't have hands, and then they they have spots. Really,
Speaker 1: they have spider hans. You've never seen it? Have you?
Speaker 1: Have you ever put a spider in the microscope? No,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Let's the fuck up. You haven't
Speaker 1: seen it with your You can't.
Speaker 4: You can't actually like you can, like maybe ninety nine
Speaker 4: percent for sure say that spiders don't have hands, but
Speaker 4: there's that one percent they seen.
Speaker 1: You can't know for sure.
Speaker 5: Can't picked up eating spiders before. I mean Tarantule's whole.
Speaker 5: I hate them, back of them first, so they hurt
Speaker 5: a lot, and then they I hate the fun.
Speaker 1: What is it called? Is the thorax? I guess what
Speaker 1: they called. I don't know, I don't I know it's
Speaker 1: the the ass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's the I think it's the lombacks, lombicks, lumbus.
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Speaker 1: At this point, everybody sign up because I need tons
Speaker 1: of money so uh, Trump doesn't kick my wife out
Speaker 1: of the country. Yeah, yeah, you know, she's she's not brown,
Speaker 1: but she's she's an immigrant, and so I got I
Speaker 1: pay him a lot of money to make sure that
Speaker 1: you know, it's either that or she has to, you know,
Speaker 1: do some weird ship.
Speaker 4: She's got to subscribe to America. Plus she doesn't want
Speaker 4: to get Warner.
Speaker 5: But she might get shot out of here too, so
Speaker 5: that's great.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's fucked up that she might go
Speaker 1: first before joke, just because of it's because of the
Speaker 1: I hope, so man, the whole what you call it.
Speaker 5: Thing, the not being able to get to thiszenship when
Speaker 5: your parents are when you come here as a child
Speaker 5: anymore doc thing are trying to get rid of.
Speaker 1: That, which is of course, well you know what, you
Speaker 1: know what postuous. Technically I could be deported then, but
Speaker 1: we don't know. Yeah, yeah, dude, we don't even get
Speaker 1: into all that excited. But you find it funny that
Speaker 1: like the policies that were around when Trump was present,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden or a problem, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, things that were he said doca literally even
Speaker 1: even trans things, even the rules for like transgender like
Speaker 1: surgery and stuff like that was in place in his
Speaker 1: administration that even alluded to during one of the debates,
Speaker 1: like what would you do, Like I wouldn't do anything,
Speaker 1: would follow the law just like he fucking did. And
Speaker 1: it was supposed to be like a gotcha, but you
Speaker 1: know his audience were just like, you know, like.
Speaker 6: That out fucking do who cares, stupid, blow.
Speaker 1: It all up? Whatever? You really want to be here
Speaker 1: at this point, truthfully, like really, like honestly, I don't know, no, actually, no,
Speaker 1: I actually I think I was gonna one of the
Speaker 1: one of these days, was going to prepare like a
Speaker 1: huge statement and just argue, like, guys, let's pack up,
Speaker 1: and that's moved the day. We've got to back up
Speaker 1: and move the podcast to Malta or something, I don't know,
Speaker 1: somewhere where there's a fucking beach town, the whole a
Speaker 1: beach town. At some point we can become the Nights
Speaker 1: of Malta. I'd be sick as fuck. We'll be like
Speaker 1: like Jesuits or something like that, do a new crusade,
Speaker 1: like I think it'll be fun.
Speaker 5: Lily would never leave America. She's fucking she never leaves California,
Speaker 5: leave in America.
Speaker 1: She's already in Mexico. She's yeah, this is this is,
Speaker 1: this is Mexico.
Speaker 4: Actually it's basically like it's unofficially like an extension stole.
Speaker 5: The ship out of it. Diego's very Mexico like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: it's pretty Mexico. There is straight it was just Mexico.
Speaker 4: Senego might as well, like it's you know how liked sorry,
Speaker 4: you know, like decades kind of have like that weird
Speaker 4: like transitionary gray area where it's like, you know, the
Speaker 4: the eighties technically ended in like ninety two, like early
Speaker 4: ninety three, and like like the feet the cultural kind
Speaker 4: of psych That's kind of how I feel about like
Speaker 4: borders in general, where it's just like like Tijuana like okay,
Speaker 4: and then you know San Diego, but like San Diego
Speaker 4: is still ostensibly like extremely Mexico.
Speaker 1: Don't taiale the soldiers that all them soldiers in the
Speaker 1: Diego Yeah, you better get out of my town boy.
Speaker 6: The Los Angeles Yankee, the California Yankees. I always loved
Speaker 6: Yankee as an insult. It is one of my favorite ones.
Speaker 6: It is doesn't mean like you're just it just means northern. Yeah,
Speaker 6: basically I think I'm sure. I don't know, can't be sure.
Speaker 4: I feel like only a freak would know the answer
Speaker 4: to that, Like, like what exactly does a Yankee?
Speaker 1: What does it actually mean? We know what it represents,
Speaker 1: but was that always Yankee in the Caribbean. If you're
Speaker 1: from like American and call you yankee, Oh just no
Speaker 1: matter what. Yeah, I guess it just means like America.
Speaker 5: Like it's like they call like fucking people gringo. I
Speaker 5: guess ringo, like gringo poppy understand.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I do find it funny. Like say,
Speaker 1: JoJo's best friend just visited and one of the first
Speaker 1: things that she noticed, but I don't think she understood,
Speaker 1: like it was a lot of probably Mexican cowboys, because
Speaker 1: she was like, man like, because it's like this is
Speaker 1: a yeeha country right to Europe. Europe just thinks we're
Speaker 1: all a bunch of retarded cowboys, and I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: very restricted to certain certain regions. But she saw a
Speaker 1: lot of people wearing fucking those ten gallon hats and shit,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, those are enno, those are
Speaker 1: fucking like you know, I can't do that loud like,
Speaker 1: but she was thinking, she was just seeing them and
Speaker 1: thinking like they're just like some dumb redneck guy with
Speaker 1: a gun. I'm like, well, that's it's different. It's a
Speaker 1: little bit different. They're costplaying, they they miss living in
Speaker 1: North Mexico and they dressed like they're still on a ranch.
Speaker 1: How like how we were.
Speaker 5: Like, oh yeah, cowboys are like these white dudes that
Speaker 5: were like in the West, and it's like they were
Speaker 5: like very Mexican and black. They were like not really
Speaker 5: white people were cowboys off.
Speaker 1: Then it's definitely like I can't say because like I
Speaker 1: don't know, man.
Speaker 5: This is a really insane Everything that's cool just gets
Speaker 5: hijacked by the people that killed off the people that
Speaker 5: were cool.
Speaker 1: But that is our history.
Speaker 5: It's like, I guess it has to work that way,
Speaker 5: you know, I guess God, bless God, Bless God, bless
Speaker 5: murder of people have different groups.
Speaker 1: Man, shut up people getting murdered. Man, I could give
Speaker 1: a fuck. What uh what do we got to talk
Speaker 1: about today?
Speaker 4: We got a couple of things, right, I know, Mike
Speaker 4: Tyson is about to die.
Speaker 1: So by the time this comes out, we will know
Speaker 1: if Mike Tyson or Jake Paul has been killed.
Speaker 5: We'll slavery will be reinstated by the end of.
Speaker 1: The He's always talking about that. Yeah I'm not, but
Speaker 1: that's like the third time today he's brought up and
Speaker 1: it's only like ten am. Yeah, I know, you really
Speaker 1: want it, it's kind of messed up. You're like, you're
Speaker 1: like the people that you know, all the Mexicans that
Speaker 1: voted for like deportation would miss.
Speaker 4: Based Calvin Candy off of him.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 5: When I was I was eighteen, I was seventeen years old,
Speaker 5: he was like.
Speaker 4: He caught Winnie. He saw that he saw that story
Speaker 4: about you being lost.
Speaker 1: In the Bronx or whatever it was like in the.
Speaker 5: Newspaper, and he was like, that's that kid's Candy's I'm
Speaker 5: gonna make Jacob.
Speaker 1: He's fucking quin Tarantine is getting interviewed on GQ and
Speaker 1: he says that, what do you do?
Speaker 5: What Shane Jamison, I want to do a base. I
Speaker 5: wanted to make Djengo because I found about this Cana
Speaker 5: Kings and Shane Jamison and I knew he'd be racist
Speaker 5: Adam and then like, I was like, yes, so I
Speaker 5: made Jengo. But then I had to fit him in there.
Speaker 5: I forgot why I was making Djengo for a while,
Speaker 5: and then I was like, god, so.
Speaker 1: I saw his kid on the newspaper, okay, and I
Speaker 1: saw him and I saw that he got lost, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is a perfect battle. This is
Speaker 1: a perfect perfect clay A moldenso a racist, I thought, brilliant. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: he is so funny because he's so clearly autistic. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's absolutely vibrantly so vibrantly vibrant. Tastick is you know
Speaker 1: how to be you know, it's you always want to
Speaker 1: be cool. Originally an interview, even if maybe the interview
Speaker 1: he's kind of annoying to, you still want to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to just keep things cool and I don't
Speaker 1: want to be confrontational at all. So he came on
Speaker 1: Tom's Gray A part. He had a conversation with Tom
Speaker 1: sag yeah, and Quentin was like, uh, did you read
Speaker 1: my book? And he's like He's like because he was
Speaker 1: on there to promote a book, and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I meant to. He he kind of squirmed to be
Speaker 1: like I didn't get to it, and he was just
Speaker 1: pressing him on that, and it's like and he would
Speaker 1: kind of call back to it every once in a while,
Speaker 1: just kind of wouldn't let go of this thing where
Speaker 1: it's like, why would you not read my book if
Speaker 1: that is the reason I'm here? And I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: it felt bad but I gotta respect it. I gotta
Speaker 1: respect that level of like I cannot let this go.
Speaker 1: It might even be like an ADHD thing kind of
Speaker 1: a thing where it's just like a little thing that's
Speaker 1: just you know, Like I was doing a lot of research,
Speaker 1: not research, listening to people with like their experience with
Speaker 1: like ADHD. Yeah, Like one thing that I kept seeing
Speaker 1: recurring was like, Yeah, this one thing happens and I
Speaker 1: just can't stop focusing on this one fucking thing and
Speaker 1: I can't get around. I was like, what is that autismer?
Speaker 1: Is that ADHD? But I'm like, who we say he
Speaker 1: was completely autistic him? But then I was thinking, I'm like, well, there's.
Speaker 5: Probably I feel like those I feel like those lines craws,
Speaker 5: like those cars crashed pretty often. Yeah, I think those
Speaker 5: cars crashed each other where it's like, oh both I
Speaker 5: have both. Technically you could absolutely have both.
Speaker 4: I don't think they're the same as one another, but
Speaker 4: I think I think one kind of lends itself to.
Speaker 1: The other one. There's some bleed. Yeah, I've been trying
Speaker 1: to understand a lot of say, crazy people. I've been
Speaker 1: trying to understand a lot of illnesses, a lot more
Speaker 1: like I refuse you.
Speaker 5: Even my problems, I just kind of ignore. I ignore
Speaker 5: that they don't really bother me anymore, but they probably really.
Speaker 1: Do up and kill your kid. You gotta open your mind.
Speaker 1: I watched the video yesterday. I don't it just algorithmically?
Speaker 4: You watch the video yesterday?
Speaker 1: No way, surprise. I can't believe that. Yeah, you for
Speaker 1: the first time ever a guy I got. I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you a secret. I've never looked at any of
Speaker 1: the footage that has been edited. How do you even
Speaker 1: upload it? Like? How do you get how does it
Speaker 1: get out? What do you do? Dude? Just and I
Speaker 1: have been lucky every single time?
Speaker 5: You know, how could you believe in God after some
Speaker 5: ship like that constantly? How could you be that disrespectful
Speaker 5: to the universe?
Speaker 1: How likely is it that you could ever meet somebody
Speaker 1: who's never seen a video in the modern era?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: Very unlikely? Right? Would you want to associate with them
Speaker 1: at all? I'd be curious, I'd be kid, like, what
Speaker 1: is your what is your worldview? Like?
Speaker 4: Like, how do you process information?
Speaker 1: How have you avoided videos?
Speaker 4: How we were talking on sacred about like how like
Speaker 4: literacy rates are like fucking plummeting or whatever, like there
Speaker 4: was like there was that report that came out that
Speaker 4: was just like really fucking bad in the United States,
Speaker 4: and uh, we're talking, was like, how do you go
Speaker 4: through modern life without reading? Like everything you have to read,
Speaker 4: like social media, like everything about it is reading.
Speaker 1: I get, how do you not know how to read?
Speaker 5: I think it's worse than that. I think the literacy
Speaker 5: also falls into the fact of understanding what That's what
Speaker 5: I was saying, what they like. I think I think
Speaker 5: people is worse or worse than it was, like objectively
Speaker 5: like the simple like literacy, but comprehension is almost gone.
Speaker 1: I think that is like gone.
Speaker 4: What I would say is like I think people know
Speaker 4: how to read, like they know they know what words mean,
Speaker 4: or like they see words and they can read them
Speaker 4: out and they can sound them out and they can.
Speaker 5: But I don't think that's what it means.
Speaker 1: I don't think they understand how to compile them completed.
Speaker 1: They have no comprehension of what they just ready. And
Speaker 1: I was talking to Jojo the other day about cause
Speaker 1: we're trying to figure out what's going on with humans
Speaker 1: right now, and it was we kind of get to
Speaker 1: the conclusion that I think there's a lot of significant
Speaker 1: amount of humans, especially in America, that didn't quite evolve
Speaker 1: to what the normal plane of like what we consider
Speaker 1: a human, which one thing is like just being self aware,
Speaker 1: just being conscious of existing in a way that we
Speaker 1: use like say that the animal tests with a mirror, right,
Speaker 1: And there are people that don't even understand how mirrors work.
Speaker 1: And to me, that is like almost what do you mean,
Speaker 1: what do you mean exactly? That's not so they don't
Speaker 1: understand that it's a reflection, that it's reversed. Sometimes there's
Speaker 1: even there there people. So some people it sounds insane,
Speaker 1: But when you think about, like.
Speaker 5: A mirror is another dimension where there's another me looking
Speaker 5: at me at the same time. No, that's why if
Speaker 5: I look in a mirror to the side, I see
Speaker 5: me looking at me, looking at me, looking at me.
Speaker 5: I put a mirror to a mirror, people start coming
Speaker 5: out the mirrors.
Speaker 1: What color is a mirror? You know? Is a greenish color? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, asshole. Mirror is my blown out asshole. I'm
Speaker 1: telling my kids that though be sure up their whole day,
Speaker 1: some ruined them, it might as well, like they're they're
Speaker 1: look at the kids are gonna inherit such a fucked
Speaker 1: up earth, you might as well, just like it.
Speaker 5: Really terrifies me that that is, like they will inherit
Speaker 5: a objectively noticeably different earth, and if you don't, grandkids
Speaker 5: will get a earth where they will likely not be
Speaker 5: as many countries.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I kind of think it was like it's kind of
Speaker 4: like special. You know, it's like we were It's like
Speaker 4: we were here for the like let me if I
Speaker 4: translated into into Kingston terms, it's like you were around
Speaker 4: to get the spider Man's skin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But now, like you know, it's it's it's gone. So
Speaker 4: like I mean, tough ship.
Speaker 1: You know, nice understood that ship. I mean I understood that.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, man, you paid that picture for me
Speaker 1: really well. Thank you. Made sure you indoctrinate your kids
Speaker 1: so well that they don't end up hating you for existing,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that's like the bare minimum,
Speaker 1: So just make sure you brainwash them so much. I
Speaker 1: love and worship you like you're the best, you're the great,
Speaker 1: Like you're a fucking loser, you're a bum. But they think,
Speaker 1: but they think you're the You're the greatest thing ever
Speaker 1: since can bread, right, and like you're like, I'm so
Speaker 1: fucking amazing. I'm sorry. I've been oubsessed with camp bread.
Speaker 1: The idea of it is so fun. I've been thinking
Speaker 1: of cambread a lot, fine hand bread, yeah, because I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, but why right? Well, there's also I'll
Speaker 1: probably bleep this out my uh my conservative gaming channel,
Speaker 1: can Bread Gaming. Are you gonna talk about Mike Tyson? Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got about that. It's so stupid. You know, that's
Speaker 1: a fire ass.
Speaker 5: It's gas because it's it's gas. That's such a hyper
Speaker 5: lip a joke. It's like, oh, this is funny because
Speaker 5: if you walk down the street ten blots and then
Speaker 5: look up at a Gregorious angle, you don't see a
Speaker 5: dick and Sky's.
Speaker 1: Just say a what a gregarious? Did you say? Edward
Speaker 1: Gregorians like the guy that was the guy that paid
Speaker 1: tim pulling on them one hundreds of thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: a week. Gregorious Gregarious? Are you quoting Dracula's flow? I'm
Speaker 1: using that word. That's not a word.
Speaker 4: It is No, he's you know, he's in Dracula flow.
Speaker 4: He says he says something like looking at it up
Speaker 4: at someone at an gregarious angle, that that's not a
Speaker 4: word he's trying to say, egregious.
Speaker 1: No, I think it is actually a word. Now.
Speaker 4: I looked this up. I specifically was like, is that
Speaker 4: a word? And I looked at him, a what is it?
Speaker 1: Edi? Bulgarians? How would you use? What were you trying
Speaker 1: to see?
Speaker 4: He says, gregarious in the egregious? Agreed, he meant egregious.
Speaker 4: He misread it because I.
Speaker 1: Looked at the first thing that pops up is dracula.
Speaker 1: Wait the word egregious, egregious angle? Yeah, yeah, the dictionary.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I really, I really think, I really think.
Speaker 1: Gary, this is a great word though, like that's that's badass,
Speaker 1: it's flow.
Speaker 5: I think Dracula flow was genuinely like a genre defining
Speaker 5: moment for comedy on the ad.
Speaker 1: Again, I don't know about that.
Speaker 5: I think I think for real, I think for real,
Speaker 5: maybe not right now, but in like ten years, when
Speaker 5: kids find that it's gonna be like their SpongeBob.
Speaker 1: The basse come, now, that's insane. I think it's special.
Speaker 1: I think Mike Tyson's been fucking you up. What's going on?
Speaker 1: What's going on.
Speaker 5: Usually you could take three hits from Mike Tyson and
Speaker 5: the chests before you pass out. In the chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, chests. I guess I could take. Chess is fine,
Speaker 1: not the soul, not like say, if you're trying to
Speaker 1: if you're trying to hear me, like, uh yeah say
Speaker 1: chest full chest, I can take. I think I think
Speaker 1: it would for me to pass out. It would take
Speaker 1: like a baseball bat, like you know, like that amount
Speaker 1: of force to words like that hurts so fucking bad.
Speaker 1: I'm going to sleep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when passed, I'm gonna hitt the chest is crazy
Speaker 5: like that means you're fighting a beast, like a little monster.
Speaker 1: Ghetting in the solar plex.
Speaker 4: It hurts, like it's such an interesting pain, man, there's
Speaker 4: no pain like that.
Speaker 1: It's a weird, shocking and the most lock up. Like
Speaker 1: you're like, I oh, it's the most pain moment.
Speaker 4: It feels like getting into a car accident with just
Speaker 4: your chest. Like it's like it's like your chest got
Speaker 4: into a car accident. It's such a crazy it's the
Speaker 4: most pain. My trainer hit My trainer hit me in
Speaker 4: the flexes so many times, so I'm like very familiar
Speaker 4: with that pain as like, lately.
Speaker 1: You gotta gotta that spikes on it, dude, you gotta
Speaker 1: put spikes on your torso like makes you were sure?
Speaker 5: I don't know, I did think of that. Yeah, that
Speaker 5: is fucking out of pocket if.
Speaker 1: You like it's Swiss two Winch spikes. Yeah, it just
Speaker 1: looks like I'm just a little bloated today, you know.
Speaker 4: So Mike Tyson is gonna fight Jake Paul when tomorrow tonight.
Speaker 1: It is tonight tonight at the time that we're this
Speaker 1: night because the UFC is gonna be tomorrow, so they
Speaker 1: couldn't share the same day. Because Dana White's a fucking asshole.
Speaker 1: So of course, Uh, the more I know about him,
Speaker 1: the more of a cunt he seems, like, Well, you
Speaker 1: know what annoys me? So many of those fucking assholes
Speaker 1: that uh that watch the UFC, that know Dana White
Speaker 1: is the biggest piece of shit ever and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: so here's the biggest piece of shit that you're aware
Speaker 1: of that is supporting like Trump with his full chest.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, Joe Rogan had his arm twisted.
Speaker 1: He admitted on a podcast that he didn't want because
Speaker 1: he's not an endorsing type. He's never done it before
Speaker 1: other than Bernie Sanders and Dana and his friends around him.
Speaker 1: Rich billionaires twisted his arm and forced him to endorse
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. And so my point being than Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: being a fucking pussy and he's compromise that. Dana White
Speaker 1: is a fucking flaming asshole. They know this, but then
Speaker 1: it's like, here's your boy. Trump So is like, are
Speaker 1: you what he gave him money? Probably? Where where's your mind? Guy?
Speaker 1: I don't think he needs to give him money. I
Speaker 1: think I think I think he gave him money. Know
Speaker 1: what does he need money for? Probably gave dinner money?
Speaker 1: Are you probably? Are you probably? Just I thinking?
Speaker 4: No, No, No, you're underestimating how much people don't need money
Speaker 4: to feel like.
Speaker 1: They just want to feel like they're doing something important.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't think they. I don't think Trump
Speaker 1: needed to buy anybody at this point. No, because they
Speaker 1: knowing that if he got in office, they're all gonna
Speaker 1: benefit the rising tide like it is a system four
Speaker 1: billionaires and we have said, doage system that is run
Speaker 1: by fucking did you see infinity billionaires?
Speaker 4: Did you see the subster stallone went out and support him.
Speaker 1: To support Trump. What he said, what are you surprised
Speaker 1: by this? I actually am. I didn't know conservative, of course, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't know, like say, like Arnold Swarzenegger is very progressive.
Speaker 5: Now it's crazy when he was here, he wasn't. But
Speaker 5: that's crazy to think, but.
Speaker 1: Look he wasn't even of course conservative is like nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he was like nothing. Like if you actually look
Speaker 1: at like what went down, I was like, oh, because
Speaker 1: I wanted to. I did like a retrospective or whatever,
Speaker 1: because I wanted to see what the fun was going
Speaker 1: on with that and like was it really? I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: night and day of what we consider a conservative Now
Speaker 1: it's like say, when you go overseas, their conservatives are
Speaker 1: like pussy, you know, like comparatively, Oh yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just like I'm like, you'd.
Speaker 5: Rather people not shot a crumpus tall tea party so
Speaker 5: loud they usued.
Speaker 1: To just go, hey, it's a lot of confidence that accent.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. You're spending quite a
Speaker 1: lot of money, don't you think we should probably stop
Speaker 1: spending a little bit of money? And like that's it.
Speaker 1: That's and they're like every yeah, you, but I'll have
Speaker 1: a young British people. British people in general, I don't know.
Speaker 4: They have an energy that's like you know that guy
Speaker 4: that got pushed over by the police and died.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of people. The old like the old
Speaker 1: guy who had exploded.
Speaker 4: That's sad and tragic. But that's the energy that a
Speaker 4: lot of British people send to me where it's just
Speaker 4: like like they just seems.
Speaker 5: Either that or they're like rabbit like. So it's so
Speaker 5: it's that.
Speaker 4: Old British lady I guess, but she even hurt like
Speaker 4: that who like called that guy like a pimp or whatever,
Speaker 4: even hers, like you could tell like you can just
Speaker 4: flicking the.
Speaker 1: It's the it's the hooligans and then everybody else are mutants.
Speaker 5: They're Hewligans, Ruffians, rap scallions, like they're.
Speaker 1: All those hooligans are mutants. You saw, like what the
Speaker 1: even when it came down, they're like, oh, we're gonna
Speaker 1: fucking we gotta fight now because we're a bunch of
Speaker 1: like it was the Netherlands that went down like crazy.
Speaker 1: Europe in general, give me all that. Just the hooligans
Speaker 1: has started fighting each other because Israel Palestine, like they
Speaker 1: just you know, like you guys are just watching football
Speaker 1: and then you have to just they're so ravenous that
Speaker 1: they have to invent problems. It's like, just watch the
Speaker 1: fucking game. They're growling at the game.
Speaker 5: They're like, oh, bro, I have a problem with the
Speaker 5: way you sit down. Start stabbing of each other. I
Speaker 5: think stabbing him open.
Speaker 1: I think there's at least one hundred deaths at every
Speaker 1: football club game. They are they are so bad anyway,
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson, So yeah, Michael Tysonian, Michael Tysonian, I don't believe.
Speaker 1: So what does he have anything to do with the Chicken?
Speaker 1: I think? Would you just say Tyson Chicken? I think
Speaker 1: he inherited it, Mike Tyson.
Speaker 4: Mike Tyson's older than Tyson Chicken.
Speaker 1: I'd assume, so, yeah, that's what That's what I'm asking
Speaker 1: you say, Mike Tyson's older than Tyson Chick. He is?
Speaker 1: He is? Yeah? I actually literally don't know. I would
Speaker 1: imagine Tyson Chicken's probably way older.
Speaker 4: Noessan Chicken came out three days ago.
Speaker 1: Where I have memory of my chicken before that was
Speaker 1: that was that was that was? That was Bison chicken.
Speaker 1: It was like cycle some cycle and it would say
Speaker 1: cycled crush his fucking tie man comes on and breaks
Speaker 1: your fucking jaw. Is he supposed to be tie? I
Speaker 1: think he's tied. I think his base is just in tie.
Speaker 1: I think he's supposed to be South American.
Speaker 5: I think he was once something that he became something else.
Speaker 1: He's that kind. Well, he's definitely once. He got cycle power,
Speaker 1: which always find funny. Cycle power sounds like a fucking
Speaker 1: thing a five year old would invent. Yeah, he's got
Speaker 1: cycle power. That's literally, that's literally the cycle ranges of
Speaker 1: power ranger, the hell of you, idiot like cycle power. Okay,
Speaker 1: but he was definitely supposed to be a South American
Speaker 1: dictator named Vega, right, Mike Tyson, he was hey, I
Speaker 1: mean funny enough, Mike Dyson Yea and Bison Mike Bison
Speaker 1: switch so they switched. They which the three of them
Speaker 1: around soposed to be the Spanish Nigga. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I know this. If you know this, I G video.
Speaker 5: Remember when they talk about when you when it's like
Speaker 5: the live action thing when they're talking about them change
Speaker 5: their name.
Speaker 1: That the poker game. I get.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the fun you're talking about, but
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: Video it was it was I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I saw it either have a video maybe.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: I think there are just certain video games. I think
Speaker 4: there are just certain video game facts that just like
Speaker 4: people just know through osmosis, even if they don't care.
Speaker 4: Like it's like that Mario two was actually dokey dokey
Speaker 4: fucking panic or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's like one of those.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dok do sounds like something I would never do.
Speaker 4: Doky Panic and in Japan was like some game and
Speaker 4: then they were like, I don't know, let's just make
Speaker 4: this Mario two. Like it's why Mario two so fucking weird,
Speaker 4: like turnip enemies and.
Speaker 1: People. I thought that was a Mario game like Sela
Speaker 1: to Exacts, where you're like, what the fun adventure? Why
Speaker 1: is it like this?
Speaker 4: Why is it likes that's one of It's one of
Speaker 4: the least surprising things in the world.
Speaker 1: It would be very weird if he was like Free Palestine.
Speaker 5: I like, whoa, yeah, really single one of them doesn't
Speaker 5: surprise me, and it's just.
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, duh, dude, there's gonna be a compilation.
Speaker 1: Is actually it's gonna be a compilation of his dissent
Speaker 1: into anti Semitism. Oh, Jerry Seinfeld, No him, there's like
Speaker 1: I'm not there. Every episode there's been something that alludes
Speaker 1: to you know, those people. It wasn't it's gonna be,
Speaker 1: but like it's it's subtle, and I think there's gonna
Speaker 1: be like a compilation of a dissent and like it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: full blow and all of a sudden, this dude's wearing
Speaker 1: a fucking like uh, you know those black like whatever
Speaker 1: what are they? I don't know what they call them,
Speaker 1: but when they're like calling ninja out and the furka, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get. I mean, but I don't know is actually
Speaker 1: don't know that exclusive for women because I see like
Speaker 1: some of the soldier.
Speaker 5: People, like I don't know, the least qualified people to
Speaker 5: be talking about, you know, some.
Speaker 1: Of those terrorist organizations that just are wearing all blad
Speaker 1: that drip. Yeah, you're next.
Speaker 4: I believe in God it yain, but you don't actually
Speaker 4: did surprise me, like it It doesn't surprise me that
Speaker 4: Jerry Zeifeld is like more of like a like a
Speaker 4: zionist than you would imagine, because I mean obviously, but
Speaker 4: like he had like a thing somewhat recently, like like
Speaker 4: maybe I don't know how recent, maybe like maybe like
Speaker 4: seven months ago something like that, where he was talking
Speaker 4: about like how like he wasn't off on like a
Speaker 4: woke tirade, but he was talking about how like the
Speaker 4: left maated hard for comedy or whatever the fuck. And
Speaker 4: then like a couple of months, a couple months later,
Speaker 4: he was like he actually like apologized about it, which
Speaker 4: was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Why are you?
Speaker 4: Like I always feel like if you're so if you're
Speaker 4: that rich, you just kind of like a fucking whatever, who.
Speaker 1: Can I don't care. I was like, Oh, weird self reflection, Yeah, weird,
Speaker 1: very jarring. Interspection is a funny thing. It would be
Speaker 1: really nice to see that with many many people. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, But even in the to be fair, even in
Speaker 4: that video where he did talk about it, he was
Speaker 4: talking about how it's it's a comedian's job to like
Speaker 4: he compared it to like skiing and how like the
Speaker 4: flags are like a you know, that's where you're supposed
Speaker 4: to go, and when society moves the flags, it's your
Speaker 4: job to make it through. So even in that conversation,
Speaker 4: he was like, I don't know if you're really I
Speaker 4: kind of feel like you're more you kind of understand
Speaker 4: it more than the final premise of your statement actually
Speaker 4: makes it out.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Saw something like that, but I heard that too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some elephant Boneyard elephant the Rogan video, Yeah, that one vide. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I watched a sin Field video of his. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I might have seen that, but I guess
Speaker 1: I was half paying attention. I was probably playing something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I like that I was a
Speaker 1: good fucking content creator. I like his delivery. He puts
Speaker 1: why he's doing this. He's making like fake AI podcasts,
Speaker 1: like he mean, like it's just so. He has like
Speaker 1: five episodes I think so far, and one of them
Speaker 1: is like Neil de grass Tyson, it's a fake Niel
Speaker 1: the grass Tyson podcast, and like it's funny, but he's
Speaker 1: like doing He's like continuing the bit like I thought, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that would have been funny for like an episode. Wait,
Speaker 1: so he's he is he interviewing fake Neils Niel de
Speaker 1: brass Tyson doing a podcast himself with you know, just
Speaker 1: Ai it sounds like him, but he's just saying like
Speaker 1: stupid things, but not so insanely stupid to where it's
Speaker 1: it's at a point where if you're dumb, you probably
Speaker 1: think this is his podcast. You know.
Speaker 4: My favorite genre of tweet recently is what's a it's
Speaker 4: I bet this, I bet this hits hard if you're stupid.
Speaker 1: That is Yeah, that when when fucking when they were praying,
Speaker 1: Yeah that was Jordan Peterson and Russell Brand were praying
Speaker 1: and so perfect, So like that is so fucking true.
Speaker 1: Something about prayer is bad. So I listened to a
Speaker 1: few so Cosmo's Combos it is so it's called Combos
Speaker 1: instead of Cosmos, Oh Midnight with the Stars, and then
Speaker 1: the Pale Blue Cope, Like it's just he's just doing
Speaker 1: it and like I'm like, what is this guy doing?
Speaker 1: It's so interesting. Yeah. I listened to like a good
Speaker 1: ten minutes of one, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I think I get this. I just fucked off. You
Speaker 1: don't think praying goes hard aesthetically.
Speaker 4: Aesthetically I think it's cool. Yeah, I think so. I
Speaker 4: think it's it's I mean, it's it's like a lot
Speaker 4: of religious stuff. It's like it's really cool aesthetically asking
Speaker 4: the sky for powers. Pretty sick, dud dude, Like everything
Speaker 4: about everything about Catholicism in Christianity like makes Castlevania work, Yeah,
Speaker 4: in a way that like without it would suck.
Speaker 1: Like we watch Boondock Saints. Yeah, like I think that's
Speaker 1: a testament to where the prayers and with double ruckets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what a clan looks kind of cool to me, man,
Speaker 5: they look ordained in a way that's like this is
Speaker 5: kind of sick. Well also, like I get, I get
Speaker 5: why you looks so stupid to me.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I think the hood is the part that ruins it.
Speaker 5: But I think the drapery that's cool.
Speaker 1: That's always that's the reason why kings wear fucking like
Speaker 1: huge ass Like what the are they called robes? No,
Speaker 1: I don't actually don't, because they used to have the
Speaker 1: cace is it a cape? Having apt having a scepter,
Speaker 1: and then they have the cape? What the is it called?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's I feel like it's stupid. It's
Speaker 1: called drapery at that moment. Yeah, I just maybe maybe
Speaker 1: there isn't an actual specific word, and I'm just it's
Speaker 1: like Walter.
Speaker 4: It's like, uh, Walter Mercado, the fucking the horoscope androgynist guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know about if he was from Puerto Ricano,
Speaker 1: other he's been to Spoiling, but I can be wrong.
Speaker 4: Look, who the fuck is Venezuelan people?
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't even think that's Do you
Speaker 1: know a single Venezuelan? Yes? Who? Uh, Lilian's because Lily's
Speaker 1: cousin's husband is. Look, he's just like he's doing the
Speaker 1: second degree things. I have three degrees away from I
Speaker 1: know everybody. I do know. I know everything. You know.
Speaker 1: You don't have time to know these people.
Speaker 4: You're always You're always either here at home doing nothing
Speaker 4: or playing a card game, Like you don't have time
Speaker 4: to know these people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't believe you know half of the people
Speaker 1: you say you people. Unfortunately, I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people I don't know. Why do you know a dictator? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know dictator Lily's best friends Lily is in fact
Speaker 1: brothers dictator and best friends cousin's orthodonist's dog, the ruler
Speaker 1: of a country.
Speaker 5: He's he's the absolute rule of the country.
Speaker 1: Dog.
Speaker 8: The fucking speeches Mark Mark, He's excusing his job.
Speaker 1: Do little rolls.
Speaker 4: Little people are freaking metal streaming guys.
Speaker 5: One guy is literally about to go super saying three
Speaker 5: like go tanks it in the hybatic time.
Speaker 1: James so much the pos what's the vegeta? Oh? And
Speaker 1: he's like this, that's my favorite pose ever? You know
Speaker 1: what's weird about that?
Speaker 4: But I feel I I have no memory of that
Speaker 4: pose before I saw it, like a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I never remember.
Speaker 5: I have never seen Vegeta do that pose. And I
Speaker 5: know dragon Ball almost a second.
Speaker 1: Look. Man, he's my favorite character. Think about think about
Speaker 1: the Spider Man animated series where there was king Pin
Speaker 1: struggling on the ladder. I have seen that series probably
Speaker 1: five times, at least two times since it used to
Speaker 1: be on Netflix in twenty twelve. I have seen it
Speaker 1: multiple times as a kid. I do not remember, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, how did I not catch this?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: How did I not catch this? What makes it?
Speaker 5: Kingpin is so strong that he should not struggle climbing up.
Speaker 1: Any well, that was before he was super strong. It
Speaker 1: was before he was like only three percent fat or whatever.
Speaker 5: Well, no, even even in a show he like grabs
Speaker 5: Spider Man and Spider Man is like, I can't forget
Speaker 5: that after although that's after he says.
Speaker 4: You think he got into a fight with Spider Man
Speaker 4: before he became king.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no no, I forgot that moment
Speaker 5: was before. Yeah, he was doing he was doing, was fought.
Speaker 1: That was that was his origin. Yeah, his origin is
Speaker 1: he used to fat lad. Yeah, it was like I
Speaker 1: want to become rich. And and his fucking dad, his
Speaker 1: dad was just like sorry she His dad was all
Speaker 1: like sorry, she's at tom times. It be is that way.
Speaker 1: And you're a fat fucking whale.
Speaker 5: Does he talk, Sonny, You're not even up your damn
Speaker 5: near fucking fat, your little fat fat.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, where's your gun? Where's it? Like, where's
Speaker 1: your gun? That was such a bad job of like thievery.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm thinking back on like Dary Devil's Kingpin
Speaker 5: and that story, and I'm like, dang, he did a
Speaker 5: really good fucking.
Speaker 1: Job, oh, Vincent whatever. I feel like I'm never saying
Speaker 1: his name. Yeah, I don't even try. God Bro, I think,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, there's no one close to like as
Speaker 1: far as the villain goes, no one close to a
Speaker 1: performance that nothing comes close to that performance. And Sheldon
Speaker 1: walk that back then ready to walk that back because
Speaker 1: there's a scene where there Sheldon poisons a little boy.
Speaker 5: He puts poison, he puts poison on his finger, and
Speaker 5: he looks it that he puts a little boy and
Speaker 5: he puts another way's mouth and he's like, you're gonna
Speaker 5: die before me.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let me ask you what breaking bad work?
Speaker 4: If Walter White was just Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory,
Speaker 4: do you think it would?
Speaker 5: I feel like it kind of would. I'd like to
Speaker 5: see his descent into what his final.
Speaker 1: I got to be honest, Sheldon with like a goatee
Speaker 1: and like and like, I actually look, here's the thing
Speaker 1: he does. I believe. I would believe like Sheldon. I
Speaker 1: believe because I don't believe Brian Cranston as as who
Speaker 1: he's portraying to be, like I'm this loser pushover. I
Speaker 1: don't really I've never I mean, he plays it well
Speaker 1: in the beginning. Don't get me wrong, he's amazing at it. Sheldon,
Speaker 1: just that even the actor whatever his name, I look
Speaker 1: at him, Yeah, I look at that guy, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I can see you being a complete pussy pushover.
Speaker 1: You've never done any risk taking in your life, and
Speaker 1: then you're crazy enough to snap into this fucking villain.
Speaker 1: I think I'd actually enjoy that.
Speaker 5: I think I could see Brian Cranston as a loser
Speaker 5: because of the fact that everything he's worked into prior
Speaker 5: he was just like the nice, silly guy.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I can't think of him and anything
Speaker 1: he was. He was, he was.
Speaker 4: In Seinfeld. He was the dentist that raped Jerry.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I remember that. By the way. That's
Speaker 1: not liked. We don't know, but heavily. At the end.
Speaker 4: There's like a story in like a Penthouse magazine that's
Speaker 4: from him, basically how he took advantage of one of
Speaker 4: their patients while they were under the gas. That's crazy
Speaker 4: in an nbcsick, That show's insane. The more I look
Speaker 4: back at that, shows like that shows crazy that it exists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the amount of stuff that would look my Dennis Ray,
Speaker 1: what's the deal with my last days? Rape? Bray rape rape?
Speaker 1: But you ever noticed how your counselor doesn't pay attention.
Speaker 1: My therapist laughs at me. I was raped, so now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rape. It's a cycle but this is funny.
Speaker 1: People's eyes. They're laughing so hard, guys, is pulp? Is
Speaker 1: this slapping?
Speaker 4: This is a curring theme on the show, just because
Speaker 4: I can't get out of my head.
Speaker 1: How funny it is if.
Speaker 4: Somebody's slapping their knee because they're laughing so hard, like
Speaker 4: to the point where it's like Doom Eternal where they're
Speaker 4: just like breaking the bones in their thigh, they're breaking
Speaker 4: through the skin, through the meat, their shin is on
Speaker 4: the ground, but they're laughing slaps at a certain point,
Speaker 4: do you okay, imagine if every time you got into
Speaker 4: a fistfight you could automatically turn on.
Speaker 5: You would be laughing at your hardest, so you don't
Speaker 5: take as much physical sentence.
Speaker 4: Again, what do you What are you saying?
Speaker 1: Like, you know, when you laugh really hard you can't
Speaker 1: get hurt very much. I don't know that, actually, no,
Speaker 1: because I've never been in scenario to where i'd be
Speaker 1: able to figure that out.
Speaker 5: I've definitely laughed from and I fell like something happened
Speaker 5: and I didn't hurt, and I was like I should
Speaker 5: be hurting right now.
Speaker 4: I mean, don't you think that that's probably just because
Speaker 4: the fault didn't hurt as much as you thought it should.
Speaker 1: And maybe that might be, but I think that was
Speaker 1: when you fall you fall.
Speaker 4: From like a three story balcony, like when I fell off,
Speaker 4: like I fell off.
Speaker 1: Like a little hill, not like not high.
Speaker 5: But I definitely should hurt myself that, yeah, And I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, I should be fucking in pain right now,
Speaker 5: but I'm just laughing my ass off.
Speaker 1: Well that could be, and you're laughing could have actually
Speaker 1: just been like an uncontrollable like adrenaline fucking.
Speaker 4: I've definitely got been so hurt that I've laughed because
Speaker 4: it's funny.
Speaker 1: That's so much pain. Yeah, oh yeah, it definitely happened.
Speaker 4: Like I remember laughing a lot after the fight, just
Speaker 4: like ow, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that makes sense. You got your kind of
Speaker 1: something you have to laugh at all.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah yeah yeah every time I every time I
Speaker 5: get beat up now violently, I laugh.
Speaker 1: This hasn't even beat up in your life? Maybe like ten,
Speaker 1: what the fuck were you doing? Like fights with my
Speaker 1: cousin That doesn't count. Find I wasn't beat like savagely,
Speaker 1: but I was. I was hurt. I was definitely hurt.
Speaker 1: Actually wasn't thinking about fights with my brother siblings, and
Speaker 1: I've had a handful of those, but like others on
Speaker 1: the outside, why know, you got jumped, Yeah, I got jumped.
Speaker 1: And other than that, I just well I got jumped
Speaker 1: and I got sucker punch one time. Well both were
Speaker 1: technically sucker punches, I guess, but like that was some solo.
Speaker 1: Uh three rednecks from Florida and then one of it
Speaker 1: was just a fucking asshole at school where we were
Speaker 1: just playing, you know, tackle football, and he he tackled
Speaker 1: me and as I was trying to get up, he
Speaker 1: said stay down, and that made me white hot. Like
Speaker 1: that was like at that point, I just lost I
Speaker 1: was a monkey at that point, Like I just lost it. Guy.
Speaker 1: We were just playing football and for some reason, I
Speaker 1: don't know if this guy didn't like me or something,
Speaker 1: because like I'm getting up and he was like stay down,
Speaker 1: and I'm like like why, So I fucking rushed him
Speaker 1: and I started weird things and I'm telling you, like,
Speaker 1: I have no I have no inclination to want to
Speaker 1: work your gut when I'm mom but I started hitting
Speaker 1: him in the gut and then I started punching his
Speaker 1: temple and then so he grabbed me and tried to
Speaker 1: need me. But it was like weird because the enjodal
Speaker 1: in flaunce so you can see like almost in like
Speaker 1: slow motion to where like I back up and extend
Speaker 1: my arm so we couldn't need me, and then I
Speaker 1: and then it gets broken up pretty soon after that.
Speaker 1: But I was like, why why did you do? Like
Speaker 1: I've never I've never I guess I've never felt so
Speaker 1: disrespected in my life. It was so weird.
Speaker 4: Well speaking of A I didn't.
Speaker 1: Even know, sorry even know, like I'm just really thinking
Speaker 1: about it, I really knew him. I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck was that?
Speaker 5: I've only been in two fights fruition in school. I
Speaker 5: was in one fight where I got to like because
Speaker 5: whenever they be a fighting, like people that played sports,
Speaker 5: we would go to the locker room. Everybody would get
Speaker 5: in front of the doors and then like peachers couldn't
Speaker 5: get through the doors before people their fights. Usually those
Speaker 5: fights don't last very long. So what happened is that
Speaker 5: I was in one fight where some kid, some kid
Speaker 5: frigs it to the girl. I was like, I was
Speaker 5: dad at the time. I got really over upset and
Speaker 5: I shouldn't I shouldn't have fought him, you know, it
Speaker 5: wasn't a really big deal, but we got into tough fight.
Speaker 5: I pieced him up really bad. Then there was another
Speaker 5: one where some kids slammed me, and I was already
Speaker 5: more than halfway out the door by the time I
Speaker 5: got slammed. I got slammed like on the side of
Speaker 5: my body.
Speaker 1: I didn't you. I don't remember why he slammed me.
Speaker 1: It was there was something I think it was in
Speaker 1: my minute. I think it was my fault. I think
Speaker 1: it was my fault. I think I said something. That's
Speaker 1: why you don't remember. But I was like it got
Speaker 1: slammed out of me. That's why I thought of my head,
Speaker 1: like loose change? Where am I? But it was it was.
Speaker 5: That was That fight was pretty bad because like I
Speaker 5: he hit me to the floor and he was punching me,
Speaker 5: and I was just like I was trying to get
Speaker 5: my body.
Speaker 1: To move to do something, but it was too late.
Speaker 5: And then I think I got into one other fight,
Speaker 5: but it was a really quick one, and then I
Speaker 5: saw something.
Speaker 1: I jump some guy with some other people. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen many of many of those. I see my friend,
Speaker 1: I didn't I see my friend like actually attack the guy.
Speaker 1: But I saw him run like we were all going
Speaker 1: back to class. It was after lunch, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's there's that one guy. And then he and I
Speaker 1: just kind of walked away and missed him assault some
Speaker 1: guy that I guess. All they were doing was mean
Speaker 1: mugging in class. They never said a word to each
Speaker 1: other and it was just dirty looks. And he's like,
Speaker 1: fuck that guy, I'm gonna fuck him up. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, whatever, and he went running and he
Speaker 1: did it. He fucking that. I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: sad that I missed that. I didn't believe him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never really gotten to any fights. I prefer to
Speaker 1: not like no point, I've been.
Speaker 4: Been one one, but it was just not my fault.
Speaker 4: And I think I think I've told the story on
Speaker 4: the show before. But like that kid, it's amazing how
Speaker 4: quickly he became a bitch after I just hit him once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like most bullies, right, He was like most bullies.
Speaker 4: It was amazing because he was just like the whole
Speaker 4: year is like picking up on me, Like it wasn't
Speaker 4: beating me up, but he was like annoying me. He
Speaker 4: was like, like, you know, constantly doing that stuff like
Speaker 4: I do you and uh, but like it said.
Speaker 5: Are not happy filling up my legs? I hate people
Speaker 5: touching you, dude. It was like the one thing I
Speaker 5: would have lost my mind for. It was like, I
Speaker 5: don't touch it.
Speaker 4: I put up with it for like like nine out
Speaker 4: of the ten months of the year, and then at
Speaker 4: the end of the year, I was like I'm done,
Speaker 4: I'm over, and I just turned around and punched him
Speaker 4: into a window.
Speaker 1: It was on the school, through the window.
Speaker 4: And then the next year he tried to be my friend.
Speaker 1: It was so weird. Yeah, I'm so weird. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is it. I think people don't expect
Speaker 1: me to fight back because I'm small. People don't expect
Speaker 1: people to fight back most right, but.
Speaker 4: I think specifically in school, they were like, oh, he's
Speaker 4: small because he was like tall. He was like a
Speaker 4: tall kid, and he was like, oh, he's not gonna
Speaker 4: fight back, and the second I did, it was like
Speaker 4: oh fuck, and then nothing. I never got into a
Speaker 4: fight after that.
Speaker 1: The Germans respect respect. That ship's real man, like, uh,
Speaker 1: there was a that was why I was talking about
Speaker 1: this guy the other Day of the Jojo that I
Speaker 1: thought it was funny that there are some people who
Speaker 1: they don't know that we know they're obviously gay. Charlie
Speaker 1: Kirk and yeah, this is like not a conservative asshole though,
Speaker 1: but just like, oh, I can see your mannerism and everything.
Speaker 1: You're so clearly gay, but you think nobody notices because
Speaker 1: he came out after high school. We're all like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, what are you talking.
Speaker 5: About because we had one of our good friends we
Speaker 5: knew years ago for years.
Speaker 1: I always think it's funny it came on and I
Speaker 1: was like, duh. I always think it's funny when that happens,
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh you you really aren't aware of
Speaker 1: what you do and now. But anyway, this guy very tall,
Speaker 1: he was probably six four. My buddy Art, but he
Speaker 1: was Vanda No I forgot, but this guy Arthur, I forgot.
Speaker 1: That was real. Forgot Art. We're sure for Arthur because
Speaker 1: I'd never hear the name Art ever, who who do
Speaker 1: you hear? All? My name is? Art? Is like what
Speaker 1: the last time I've heard Art was that guy? And
Speaker 1: then Art from the Mortal Kombat movie who gets that
Speaker 1: ship beat out of him by Goro sad. They get
Speaker 1: the Black Guy as a sacrifice, essentially beats him so
Speaker 1: bad and they take his soul, and I'm like, why
Speaker 1: not to be him? Man? Have to be him? Couldn't
Speaker 1: have been some stupid I don't know. There's plenty of
Speaker 1: Asian people in the Movie's plenty of them around.
Speaker 5: Dozens of Asian in this particular film, there are dozens,
Speaker 5: and they made the black guy.
Speaker 1: I was just like, it's such a trope. It doesn't
Speaker 1: mat anyway. I don't watch movies with Asians in him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like period, just you just stay away from You're like,
Speaker 1: I don't like anime Asian? What about Mulan does that?
Speaker 1: You can't do it? I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't even go to see it, right, So I
Speaker 4: walked out of Rogue one.
Speaker 5: As soon as done. And You're like, no, except when
Speaker 5: I found the Rush Hour was about.
Speaker 1: You didn't know it took you while you you would
Speaker 1: Rush Hour to when they actually went to Hong Kong?
Speaker 1: What is this? I was one. I thought Rush Hour
Speaker 1: was a Russian Limbaugh documentary that wasn't. And I got
Speaker 1: so disappointed. Can you imagine Rush Limbaugh doing those stunts?
Speaker 1: Doing those stunts? Oh, you're laughing like a fucking simp.
Speaker 5: It's been a while, Rush Limball doing Jackie Chad stunts
Speaker 5: and dying on the.
Speaker 1: Moth set die. I think he would die after the
Speaker 1: first punch, so he was disgust.
Speaker 5: He would die, and then everybody would just keep filming
Speaker 5: a movie with him in dead, dead in frame like.
Speaker 1: Dragon, his dead body in the frame.
Speaker 5: Chris Tucker, Chris Tucker would be the only person that's like, look, guys, dang, Rush.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's crazy. Rush, that's crazy. Rush, What the
Speaker 1: hell you doing? Rush? You bleed all the flow?
Speaker 6: You may not?
Speaker 1: I hate this world what you were saying about vaccine.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what chrisker? That nigga dead? Finally, no,
Speaker 1: almost been dead for a while. Is he dead? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he died the thing. He died a while ago. Now
Speaker 1: long ago was it?
Speaker 4: I don't know if it was that long ago, but
Speaker 4: it was a while ago.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, I guess, let's se let's see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look, let's take guesses when did rustling about twenty fifteen?
Speaker 4: I would guess like I would guess seventeen.
Speaker 1: Guys, ready, yeah, twenty one, twenty twenty one, Wow, that's
Speaker 1: recently twenty one minutes ago, minutes ago, last last words,
Speaker 1: fuck you fucking kicks to Jamison, I really died.
Speaker 5: If someone died and they said, fuck I'm doing it
Speaker 5: like a fucking little animate someone died and said fuck
Speaker 5: you kikesaid, I'd be so at the glee because I
Speaker 5: know that the last thought was them hating me, and
Speaker 5: that makes me feel so much better, especially someone like Rush.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really thought it was all dude. The pandemic
Speaker 4: really fucked my perception of time totally. Like I had
Speaker 4: a really good inclination for time, Like I could tell like,
Speaker 4: okay that oh that was twenty sixteen, that was two
Speaker 4: thousand and one, that was two thousand and seven, good guess,
Speaker 4: and then after the pandemic, it's so it's all fucked
Speaker 4: my calibrations off.
Speaker 1: I fail. I actually want a lot another one, you
Speaker 1: know why Why because just to get through these years,
Speaker 1: these the Trump presidency, I think it would actually really
Speaker 1: another pandemic would be you know, there was some bird
Speaker 1: shit going on a little bit. I can't I think
Speaker 1: somebody or something. I I need it because I wanted
Speaker 1: to be a blur. And then a lot of stuff
Speaker 1: that they want to do, they wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: do it. I think another pandemic would just be bad.
Speaker 1: I think the pandemic, of course it would be bad. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like society like, I think it was the set. I
Speaker 1: really think we got to the point we do. What
Speaker 1: do you think it's gonna be worse? No, Look.
Speaker 5: That a pandemic would ultimately be terrible again for more
Speaker 5: reasons than just decidedly. But I think after the pandemic
Speaker 5: everyone went fucking crazy. I think everyone really like that
Speaker 5: ship really made people lose their fucking mind.
Speaker 1: Yourself, not me.
Speaker 5: I we we fucking heavily benefit from the pandemic. Unfortunately,
Speaker 5: I hate to say that because I feel like a
Speaker 5: lot of people just really didn't.
Speaker 1: But we we did, and then we didn't because I
Speaker 1: feel like if we would have stayed recording in together,
Speaker 1: we didn't exactly suffer. We didn't. We didn't. True. That
Speaker 1: is true, That is absolutely true. It wasn't like a
Speaker 1: net negative technically it was.
Speaker 5: I think it was over on that possible. It was
Speaker 5: because at the time we were creating it. I think
Speaker 5: what happened was people were at homes and people had
Speaker 5: had to listen to ship and I think our pandemic
Speaker 5: pandemic our podcast was.
Speaker 1: Like a very pandemic. Yeah we did. It was like
Speaker 1: a very like.
Speaker 5: Maybe Like I think what happened is that celebrity started
Speaker 5: going crazy. Everybody in the fucking mom started becoming like
Speaker 5: fucking that conservative mentality started fucking polluting the airways.
Speaker 1: All these mother fuckers that should not have had platforms
Speaker 1: normally got platforms, and it.
Speaker 5: Really fucked up the American I think it really severely
Speaker 5: damaged the Americans.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 4: I think here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I think the last pandemic was like a weak one,
Speaker 1: and so people didn't really understand and so people were like, oh, whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't need.
Speaker 4: The man, I'll just get a little sick.
Speaker 1: We need a strong one that way. You know, look, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, If you have a lot of
Speaker 1: people who are like, I'm not gonna take a vaccine,
Speaker 1: I kind of can't think of a better group of
Speaker 1: people to not like Darwin. That Darwin, you know, Darwin, Yes,
Speaker 1: that let it happen. I would love that. Sometimes in traffic, right,
Speaker 1: and is it to me? Every single time there was
Speaker 1: somebody everybody was following the hitler in traffic exactly. Everyone's
Speaker 1: following the law. Nothing was happening, nobody was doing anything
Speaker 1: too slow. There was nothing happening, and there was a
Speaker 1: dickhead that just kept honking. No one would that nothing
Speaker 1: could be done. No one was being too slow.
Speaker 4: I bet it's a being the BMW or Nissan whoever was.
Speaker 1: I somebody car. Just those people need to be savagely beaten.
Speaker 1: And I and I know you already know who those
Speaker 1: people are. They were the ones that were like, oh dude,
Speaker 1: just job job and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: need get out. Look with all the jab your fucking eye.
Speaker 1: I know, I know this doesn't apply to.
Speaker 4: Our audience because all of our audience is homeless and
Speaker 4: they don't have cars. But Nissan people, you gotta.
Speaker 1: Go Nissan people. Some people specific, man, there's so many.
Speaker 1: I think. I think big truck people can all, you know,
Speaker 1: roll off big truck people who don't work in a
Speaker 1: field where like they need a truck. It's none of them,
Speaker 1: because the people who are work it must be some
Speaker 1: it's look, it's the ones that it's the ones that
Speaker 1: like have like the crazy like V twelve fucking huge
Speaker 1: ass trucks. And then you have like you have, like
Speaker 1: all of these small pickup trucks. They're the ones that
Speaker 1: I work, and they're fucked up old toyotas that have
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand miles on them and shit like that.
Speaker 1: But whenever see those street queens lifted fucking big ass
Speaker 1: fucking Ford Flo fifties and ship and they're just clean.
Speaker 1: I'm like a big ass fucking car and that's not it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, look, I don't I don't know how he drives,
Speaker 1: but I just have an idea because like my mom,
Speaker 1: she she she's a big truck person. She has anger issues.
Speaker 1: It goes hand in hand, just goes hand in hand. Dude,
Speaker 1: my mom gets mad sometimes. Trust my face. It's psychological.
Speaker 1: It's a psychological thing. I think if you're in a truck,
Speaker 1: you're above budy, you're looking down like all these the
Speaker 1: fucking nerves. I could run over all these people if
Speaker 1: I wanted. That is actually true.
Speaker 5: That is I think people that are bad drivers should
Speaker 5: be taken yanked out their car. Then we should have
Speaker 5: this magical seed that make them eat them in they
Speaker 5: turn in the treason.
Speaker 1: I like the tu I like that.
Speaker 4: I did not I will say I did not predict
Speaker 4: where that's.
Speaker 5: What I wanted to hurt. Yeah, I want to feed
Speaker 5: them the scene to be like no, and then they
Speaker 5: start rine start growing out. Oh, brought into a tree.
Speaker 1: With I'm going because remember my My Dictatorship. We did
Speaker 1: that on the Extra mL if you guys want to
Speaker 1: check this out, we did a whole dictatorship thing where
Speaker 1: in my in my utopia not dystopia, where you would
Speaker 1: get one offence, one traffic offence, and after that there
Speaker 1: would be these AI robot things that would immediately capture
Speaker 1: your car and you would be flung into the air,
Speaker 1: essentially like there was catapults, like trebuches. There was the Trebuche.
Speaker 5: And it is such a that is such a like
Speaker 5: killing someone extremely indirectly is so fucking horrible great, especially
Speaker 5: when you try to like sugarcoat it like yeah, like
Speaker 5: I'm gonna grab this guy and I'm gonna throw him
Speaker 5: up seventy five thousand feet into the air.
Speaker 1: Goddamn, it's a lot of feet. What that is?
Speaker 4: So inconceivably that's out of the badness where I'm pretty
Speaker 4: sure you're in space.
Speaker 1: You're in deep I like the idea instead of a
Speaker 1: tribute shape for bad drivers. I like the idea of
Speaker 1: like almost like a drone that kind of hovers over
Speaker 1: the freeway or the roads, or if somebody's driving poorly,
Speaker 1: it just kind of hovers over the car and does
Speaker 1: like you know how like cars are compacted in this cubes.
Speaker 1: Oh does it just does that on the road that
Speaker 1: picks up the cube and like makes it a little
Speaker 1: chubb dude.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that, like the idea of that happening to
Speaker 1: those people like you get three dickhead of fences and
Speaker 1: the spector appears beside you, and his follows.
Speaker 5: There's too much for me, No, no, no, And then
Speaker 5: it's just what happens. It just follows and it waits
Speaker 5: until cars coming at the right moment. It's in front
Speaker 5: of the car and it's law abiding citizen.
Speaker 1: It waits dick had shows up. I don't want ystopia.
Speaker 1: I don't. I kind of want one. I got.
Speaker 5: One because I don't. Good doesn't win. You know, we
Speaker 5: need we need a bad we need a good guy ship.
Speaker 6: You know, you need a.
Speaker 1: Ruthlessly good person. That's what I'm saying. A benevolent dictator,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. People say that's an oxymoron. The contradictory.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it doesn't have to be. It has been,
Speaker 1: it usually is. Yeah, it is because it is. It
Speaker 1: is true that when you when you actually think about it,
Speaker 1: and and that kind of tripped me out when I
Speaker 1: was thinking about it, like, oh, the government. People act
Speaker 1: like the government is so bad. The government is responsible
Speaker 1: for the middle class existing because before that there wasn't
Speaker 1: a middle class. It was just the ruling monarchs and
Speaker 1: then the fucking peasants. And so the government try to
Speaker 1: make things more of a level playing field, and people
Speaker 1: that have been elected now and that are gonna be
Speaker 1: working the government are gonna work their best to make
Speaker 1: sure the middle class doesn't exist. And it's like cool, yeah, sick.
Speaker 1: The government is kind of like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: To me, I look at it more of like a
Speaker 4: thing that's just like kind of like you gotta I
Speaker 4: don't know, it's like a house or like a car,
Speaker 4: where it's like it's pretty good to have it, but
Speaker 4: you got to maintain it, and it's just not very
Speaker 4: well managed. It's like if you haven't changed your oil
Speaker 4: or like check your tire pressure or like done any
Speaker 4: of these things and you're like, man, my car fucking sucks.
Speaker 1: It's well.
Speaker 5: The car, get a new car, that's the thing, right,
Speaker 5: But that's fine. You gotta get a new car. You
Speaker 5: got to change away things going We.
Speaker 1: Just so you can't get a new car every single
Speaker 1: time something goes wrong. That's what I'm saying. It's like
Speaker 1: there's a point in time where like, yeah, you should
Speaker 1: get a new car.
Speaker 5: But like I think we're at that point. We got
Speaker 5: to you gotta yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I wouldn't be opposed to a new car,
Speaker 4: that's it. But the problem is we need a Gundam
Speaker 4: for president. I think we should like the gun I
Speaker 4: wish bro I.
Speaker 5: Was looking about, like who's the Who's an evil nigga?
Speaker 5: That'd be like a funny person I have as a president,
Speaker 5: like an evil like evil, like an evil character from
Speaker 5: some fucking genre.
Speaker 1: Ray Romana, don't already have it? Really, we we got it.
Speaker 5: That's he's more of a jackass than the evil guy.
Speaker 1: Ray Romano. Why do you keep saying it.
Speaker 5: Like like I ignored you on perpose? Why no, no, no,
Speaker 5: like you I'm serious, No, no, it is it is.
Speaker 5: Why do you keep saying it?
Speaker 1: I'm just curious is why to your point, I want
Speaker 1: to to your point, I want to show you my
Speaker 1: friend's tire, like she somebody left a note saying, just
Speaker 1: letting you know that you need to get a new
Speaker 1: front tire, drive safe. Look at her tire. Can you imagine? Wait,
Speaker 1: what happened? Not changing the tires? What happened? It looks
Speaker 1: like the street that is insanely dangerous. And she got
Speaker 1: flamed because she's she has a large following on social media.
Speaker 1: She got flame. But then there's some people being nice.
Speaker 1: That can't be real. It can't be that stupid, very real,
Speaker 1: And she was like, I don't know what tires are.
Speaker 1: Why does nobody excuse me that rained? You need to?
Speaker 1: Not you need to. She is completely aware of how
Speaker 1: bad that was, and she basically posted I think to
Speaker 1: kind of own her ship. It was like so she
Speaker 1: was like, look, there's no real excuse for this, but
Speaker 1: I was in a I was not paying attention to
Speaker 1: anything because like shit going on in her life. But
Speaker 1: I'm like cool, But she's trying to say, I know
Speaker 1: that's not an excuse, and we're all like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: you literally sh it was gonna fly off. And then
Speaker 1: you were gonna go hamd. It's not even just a tear.
Speaker 1: It's the fact that it's a bald tire, and it's
Speaker 1: the threat it's ripped, it's it's it was hanging on
Speaker 1: it was. She waited till the little the last second,
Speaker 1: til somebody reminded her like, hey, please change your tire.
Speaker 1: I came to the government of what you were saying,
Speaker 1: because you bought that up a maintenance. So it just
Speaker 1: reminded me of like, I've never seen a tire that
Speaker 1: bad before. I think the need we need to try.
Speaker 1: We need it because when you think about because like
Speaker 1: obviously nobody knows how the fucking government actually works, and
Speaker 1: we need to just look at like how much money.
Speaker 1: What is the actual when they talk about we need
Speaker 1: to cut spinning, this, this and that and everything that
Speaker 1: they say isn't gonna put a dit in anything because
Speaker 1: the vast majority that's why a lot of them want
Speaker 1: to get rid of Social Security because it makes up
Speaker 1: like like a third or more of the of the
Speaker 1: of the the budget and so which would throw so
Speaker 1: many people into poverty. Right it keeps like old people
Speaker 1: out of poverty without being like oh and the burden
Speaker 1: on say the kids to make sure they have to
Speaker 1: provide for them. It has done some revolutionary ship and
Speaker 1: then these fucking retards act like it's not doing that,
Speaker 1: and it's it's the most frustrating thing ever work the government.
Speaker 1: We need it desperately, and these people are just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm good, so fuck you. I think it's the spending
Speaker 1: one hundred percent, like that needs to happen, that need
Speaker 1: to happen a long time, Like.
Speaker 5: No, that's not it's not the problem. Really, I think
Speaker 5: the spinding is not the problem. I think one hundred
Speaker 5: percent for the like military wise, one hundred percent. We
Speaker 5: need to reevaluate that spending. So you mean like like
Speaker 5: you get the question. I'm talking like period like like
Speaker 5: not like as a whole. I think there are certain
Speaker 5: things that we need to spend more on.
Speaker 1: So it just let's look when you just look at
Speaker 1: the when you statistically look at the spinning, like on
Speaker 1: a statistic level and stuff like that, it's it's not
Speaker 1: as bad as everybody is trying to make it sound.
Speaker 1: It's as simple as taxing, taxing. When you look at
Speaker 1: the most economic growth post World War Two, the level
Speaker 1: that people were taxed at made for the most growth
Speaker 1: and people were just thriving, and obviously the people that
Speaker 1: are in charge now or they're going to be in
Speaker 1: charge January twentieth, are making it so it never gets
Speaker 1: anywhere close to that ship. And it's like, oh cool,
Speaker 1: you know, like so I think tax I think I
Speaker 1: think that would change the game. Well, it's not even like,
Speaker 1: it's not even think. It's just that is when you
Speaker 1: just look at when people try to feel like, what
Speaker 1: was the pinnacle of our economy? And it's like, well,
Speaker 1: here you go. Once you make past a certain amount
Speaker 1: of money, you get packed tax ninety percent of every
Speaker 1: dollar because that's all it was. Bores when he made
Speaker 1: around one hundred thousand dollars back in the day post
Speaker 1: World War two, you get tax ninety percent of every
Speaker 1: dollar after that, So his mind taxing gonna die? Of
Speaker 1: course not. But does he have a chance. Uh No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really have it. I don't have
Speaker 1: any idea, really, Jake, is it at.
Speaker 5: Least a he's a competent boxer. At least you know
Speaker 5: he's not he's he's no talent. He's not one talent.
Speaker 1: But he's fucking huge now too. He's a big guy.
Speaker 1: He looks he doesn't carry it well though, because he's
Speaker 1: not supposed to be a heavyweight. He looks gross, like
Speaker 1: he looks like he's really big right now, like obviously
Speaker 1: he's extremely powerful now, but he looks disgusting to me,
Speaker 1: Like when I look at him, I'm like, he looks
Speaker 1: like he's he's his liver is hurting, yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 1: his liver is just encased in fat. And it's like
Speaker 1: he looks like an infected Brillo pad Like he doesn't
Speaker 1: he gotta does. He looks disgusting. I just feel like
Speaker 1: he just doesn't. I don't know. I feel like his
Speaker 1: brother wears his weight better, and I feel like Jake
Speaker 1: has all his weight like right here. Well, Jake is
Speaker 1: not ultraducing like like logan. His logan is huge and shredded,
Speaker 1: which that's always the sign of like ultra steroids. Jake
Speaker 1: is fat, he like comparatively, like say he's look at him,
Speaker 1: look at his body. There's no definition on his body.
Speaker 1: Sure he is a fat powerful man. And him getting
Speaker 1: a cleat shot of Mike Tyson, it's probably going down.
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson obviously looks fantastic, But when I do you
Speaker 1: remember when he fought Roy Joints Junior. You' like maybe
Speaker 1: what five years ago? However long ago was that shit
Speaker 1: was whack? So I don't have any now. To be fair,
Speaker 1: they weren't able to go for knockouts, so it's just
Speaker 1: an exhibition. Yeah, this is different. So Mike Tyson is
Speaker 1: charged up. You saw him slap him at the press conference,
Speaker 1: like he slapped him hard, like not even like say
Speaker 1: a little like, oh do you see why? Huh? Did
Speaker 1: you see why? He's laughed him? Well, didn't Jake like
Speaker 1: just do some goofy shit?
Speaker 4: He So I don't know, like I remember seeing like
Speaker 4: another angle of it and he came up to him
Speaker 4: like a fucking gorilla.
Speaker 1: He came up on his knee on it. Oh that's
Speaker 1: what he did. Yeah, I didn't see that.
Speaker 4: He came up and like stood up at him like
Speaker 4: a fucking ape.
Speaker 1: I saw him being last stupid. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's actually angry and so look, man, here's my problem
Speaker 1: is post custom motto. He just I just think he's
Speaker 1: a broken man. Custom. What was that his like improv troops?
Speaker 1: What is that? Is that? A fucking what is that?
Speaker 1: A gnat? Is anat in here? Yeah, damn it. Do
Speaker 1: you know to your point though that you say that
Speaker 1: for a long time, I mean a kid, and I
Speaker 1: mean this probably I don't know how old. Until I
Speaker 1: learned custom Model's real name, I was like, who the
Speaker 1: fuck is named custom Auto? I thought his name the
Speaker 1: custom otto was the last name. No, like it just
Speaker 1: no it the way because so his name is cuss,
Speaker 1: don't even know what he was Mike Tyson's trainer, And
Speaker 1: basically his name is Tomato. Yes, cus Tomato the motto
Speaker 1: duh d motto. He's Italian as fuck, so cus to motto.
Speaker 1: But when you say it together it cuts. I was
Speaker 1: like custom otol shop. Yes, So I was like, what
Speaker 1: is this guy's name custo motto? I mean, I'm probably
Speaker 1: for because I've been watching Mike Tyson since I was
Speaker 1: a little kid. When I was a little kid. That
Speaker 1: was when he was in his prime, when you were little.
Speaker 1: He was like, that was like when I first saw et,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what kind of a name is
Speaker 1: Drew Berry? I mean, okay, yeah, I guess so, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah that's good. Yeah yeah, it's basically the same thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Drew Barry, Drew Berry Moore, I mean.
Speaker 5: It's kind of the same, but it's infecting me, Like,
Speaker 5: what do you mean Drew Berry Moore she Drew More
Speaker 5: berried stupid.
Speaker 1: From a place.
Speaker 4: I thought that was her name because they would say
Speaker 4: Drew Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 1: Can we be real she's ugly? It would be real,
Speaker 1: can we you know? You know, you know, people try
Speaker 1: to act like she's she's not not attractive to me,
Speaker 1: like she's normal. That means it's a normal person. Kirsten
Speaker 1: Dunce too. I feel like they were not pretty girls,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 1: ugly is the right word for those. I think they're
Speaker 1: just like they're very, they're not you know, there's degrees
Speaker 1: of ugly. I don't think if you're not attractive, you're
Speaker 1: kind of you're kind of ugly. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think there's like a spectrum.
Speaker 4: I think you're either you're either very, you're either attractive, muted,
Speaker 4: or like kind of undefined you're just kind of average
Speaker 4: or whatever, like no one cares.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never felt though, I felt it's
Speaker 1: actually very bitary. Really yeah, I've always felt like say,
Speaker 1: because it was always like there.
Speaker 4: Are definitely people that I don't think are ugly that
Speaker 4: I'm not attracted to, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 4: it's just like whatever you're just.
Speaker 1: Kind of it's not you got to separate yourself from it,
Speaker 1: because there's also like just knowing what stuff like that.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. So it's like having the baseline
Speaker 1: of like what conventionally, societally we consider attractive and then
Speaker 1: so you just you basically but those those very very widely,
Speaker 1: and then like there's features that work on other people,
Speaker 1: it doesn't very widely. When we talk about society, society
Speaker 1: has like it like it's like American society. Yes, well
Speaker 1: we talk about different places more so we're talking we
Speaker 1: live in America, so obviously I'm talking about that.
Speaker 5: Well, that's true. But then if we we live in
Speaker 5: a world, that's.
Speaker 1: So like yeah, but we're just talking about you know,
Speaker 1: it's like if we were going to talk about morals,
Speaker 1: we're not going to include other parts of the world
Speaker 1: because it doesn't it's not applicable what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I think I think I agree with the moral thing
Speaker 1: a little more than that, But I think when it
Speaker 1: comes to that's how we when we're talking in a
Speaker 1: normal setting. We're not including the entire world.
Speaker 5: Well, no, that's true, right, But what happens is like
Speaker 5: there are there are plenty of girls from others. Like
Speaker 5: when it comes to attractiveness, there are particularly women from
Speaker 5: all over the world that vary so heavily that there
Speaker 5: are women that, like I'm sure some people will say
Speaker 5: are very attractive that I genuinely cannot see why they
Speaker 5: people think they're so right.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't factor into this conversation though, But I
Speaker 1: understand what you're saying. I I think, like I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess, well just does like was we're talking, we're
Speaker 1: talking about what societally, what we're used to. So what
Speaker 1: I'm saying when I'm saying things of minor because I
Speaker 1: know out of technicality, I'm wrong, I'm just thinking of
Speaker 1: on a on a on a on a society societal
Speaker 1: playing field of what we say is like I'm hot
Speaker 1: or not. You're trying to blank getting at a very
Speaker 1: blanket like this. It's like this, it's not it doesn't
Speaker 1: need to be extremely nuanced. I'm just looking at Drew
Speaker 1: barrymore so. What I'm looking at, say, her features and
Speaker 1: what people find attractive I'm like, so her features maker
Speaker 1: like say, you can just say average. But some people
Speaker 1: would make the argument that average is technically ugly, like
Speaker 1: just because like average is like well, societally people would
Speaker 1: not normally find this person attracted.
Speaker 4: I just think ugly is a very.
Speaker 1: Like it's like very damning. Like it's like very like damning.
Speaker 1: Like you're like, because to me, that's hideous, Like that's well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you're fucking like, oh my god, Like when
Speaker 1: you look at a person here, you're like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: you know you look at them, You're like, oh, like
Speaker 1: like appoline.
Speaker 5: Should motherfuckers like those motherfuckers be looking like nightmares on week? Yes,
Speaker 5: Like they look heavily imbreded people look they look like
Speaker 5: something that if I saw at nighttime in my house,
Speaker 5: I would scream and I would go in my room,
Speaker 5: like we have to go out through the window.
Speaker 1: Like you would design them for horror.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, Like that's where I get it from.
Speaker 1: I might be look at lots, I might be too
Speaker 1: harsh if if anyone thinks that, like, I can be like,
Speaker 1: I totally think that's acceptable to say that my language
Speaker 1: is too harsh to say Drew Barrymore is ugly. Especially,
Speaker 1: there's probably a lot of people who would say, I
Speaker 1: think she's cute and stuff, and I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 4: There's there's distinct. There's people who like, I think look
Speaker 4: distinct but maybe don't like she's like somebody that looks
Speaker 4: distinct to me, but not in like any girl like
Speaker 4: and she makes me not Saspoon, Yeah.
Speaker 1: She looks she's like a to me, but he's pretty Spoon.
Speaker 1: I think she's pretty.
Speaker 4: She's averaged to me. She's like, I don't think. I
Speaker 4: don't think anything when I see her, but I think
Speaker 4: she's pretty.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what's the girl about again?
Speaker 1: Who's fifty first? Daberry Moore think the first dates jew
Speaker 1: berry More? He doesn't make me. Let's get the question
Speaker 1: using that fucking joke? What joke? Nothing right, Romina. She
Speaker 1: has that talk show and and she wanted to keep
Speaker 1: going during the pandemic. She was like, everyone needed that ship,
Speaker 1: which one, I'm not berry More. She had a show
Speaker 1: she you don't remember this the pandemic, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: She wanted to keep going because she was like, I
Speaker 1: think I think, I think people need this. I think
Speaker 1: she was more trying. When she was younger, she definitely
Speaker 1: had like I gotta kill this other like pretty what.
Speaker 4: Do you mean when like when you like eat tea?
Speaker 4: What do you what are you saying?
Speaker 1: When she was younger, she's.
Speaker 5: Much older than I am. She's making came with a
Speaker 5: long time ago.
Speaker 1: The fact that you went there, like so I just
Speaker 1: like it was the only movie I know that she
Speaker 1: just like when she was younger, the way she was
Speaker 1: put together, I mean like.
Speaker 4: She's a completely average person. To me, she's like she's
Speaker 4: on the on the higher end of average.
Speaker 1: Actually average is fair, I guess I would just I'm
Speaker 1: being very very binary Hollywood, Like it's interesting how much
Speaker 1: work she got compared like say, like say, usually they're
Speaker 1: so vain and so I'm being kind of extremely rude
Speaker 1: comparative to like say, you look at a right now.
Speaker 1: Who's the shining example right now? Big Booby blonde chick
Speaker 1: Oh Sidney Sweety Sidney sweety, Like when you like there
Speaker 1: Cameron Diaz, like there was some like some knockouts, the
Speaker 1: Angelina Joe Lee, Like there was like these and then
Speaker 1: there was like Drew Barry. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like when you when you in the Hollywood circle, I
Speaker 1: guess when we're talking about like averages human like in
Speaker 1: like just in America. But I think my my test
Speaker 1: of like hot and ugly is I think I'm using
Speaker 1: that too much to why it seems a little extreme.
Speaker 5: I think he's attractive, but I also have definitely met
Speaker 5: plenty of women that looked like her twenty Sidney Sweeney,
Speaker 5: I have met plenty of girls, especially when we were living.
Speaker 1: There are plenty of girls. They didn't have they.
Speaker 5: Weren't probably built like she was, but there were plenty
Speaker 5: of girls that.
Speaker 1: Looked like her. Like that is that is? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think anybody's saying I don't think anybody's saying Sidney
Speaker 1: Sweeney's one.
Speaker 5: People are like, oh, she's so attractive, of like I've
Speaker 5: slept with girls look like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think that like that is not She
Speaker 1: is still attractive and that's attractive, I think, but I
Speaker 1: don't understand that argument. Though I think she's I think.
Speaker 5: She's more of a time because I think there are
Speaker 5: people coming attractive at times, you know, like I think
Speaker 5: Megan Fox in the twenty tens, like early like two thys,
Speaker 5: early twenty tens, she was like the piece you know
Speaker 5: that was like the kind of grab by one, like
Speaker 5: oh like a girl with like tan skin, dark hair,
Speaker 5: big brown eyes. You know. But I think as things changed,
Speaker 5: the like the paradigm of was attractive changed again too,
Speaker 5: where like the new state like very attractive for a
Speaker 5: period of time was like someone that looks sort of
Speaker 5: like uh, like I don't really agree, but like someone
Speaker 5: looks sort of like, well, no, Beyonce is the benchmarking
Speaker 5: time of like what's once upon a time like the
Speaker 5: pinnacle pinnacle of attractive. She's still very attractive, but she
Speaker 5: was like the pinnacle at a period of time. Then
Speaker 5: it was like the Kim Kardashian like Kim Gardas.
Speaker 1: I think it's like aging women out. I'm aging.
Speaker 5: I'm not aging amount. I'm she's still very attractive.
Speaker 1: Like are you sure, like because every everything that you're
Speaker 1: saying is like I think that at a certain point.
Speaker 5: Time, but they still stayed attractive. But what people thought
Speaker 5: was the peak of attractiveness. I think it's just popularity
Speaker 5: is what you're talking about has changed. I think you're
Speaker 5: talking about popularity.
Speaker 1: I think beauty because like Sidney Sweeney is like really
Speaker 1: popular because I think this is my perspective. Some people
Speaker 1: disagree with me, but I think Megan, like when you
Speaker 1: see Meghan Fox dulled up as much as she is,
Speaker 1: I think she's just as attractive she was before. That's
Speaker 1: just I think still attracted. If you look at Holly Berry, dude,
Speaker 1: a pig that Halle Berry just posted, she still gottess.
Speaker 1: She's beauty, holy ship, how old is she? Fifty six? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever they can yeah.
Speaker 1: But like like just so because she always posted there
Speaker 1: hot fifty something, you're always especially Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's because we're older and we then it's just
Speaker 1: like more they've still been. They've probably still just like
Speaker 1: she always like she's always posting so with like without
Speaker 1: like makeup or like very minimal make up. Like she's
Speaker 1: still really pretty. But now what that's art the clown
Speaker 1: you idiot. Yeah, and Halle Berry asshole, No, that's just
Speaker 1: the clown again. I'm just I'm just insane. I'm on
Speaker 1: Arthur Clown's Instagram.
Speaker 5: This motherfuckerslessly. Here's here's what she posted at a like
Speaker 5: an award thing. No, she's beauty and I'm like, damn
Speaker 5: the same, Like do you know do you know what
Speaker 5: Christina Miliana?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she did that. That's a song.
Speaker 5: Yeah, pick it up slow, Like she's still beautiful to like,
Speaker 5: I think a lot of women, I think. I think
Speaker 5: when you're attractive, you don't become unattractive exactly, No, you
Speaker 5: have to be like unless something happened exactly. Drugs really
Speaker 5: super old, but super old, you know, even they're just
Speaker 5: pret attractive older people. But the thing is that I
Speaker 5: super old.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like, what's uh that bitch that cuts
Speaker 1: her hair short in the Halloween movies? Oh pink, so
Speaker 1: what I'm still rock star?
Speaker 5: But what happens is Jamie Lee Pink, Yeah, Jamie Curtis.
Speaker 1: But what happens? But what happens is like I think
Speaker 1: there's just like she looks kind of rough now she's
Speaker 1: standards just altered, you know. That's what it is, where
Speaker 1: like people kind of get moved out of like the.
Speaker 5: Who's the oldest?
Speaker 4: Who's the oldest attractive person?
Speaker 1: To you? I like that that's a good question. Who's
Speaker 1: obviously old? By the way, have you guys? Damn?
Speaker 5: I actually don't know who watched Game of Thrones? You
Speaker 5: know the woman you know when so she got arrested
Speaker 5: and it was like shame and she was like throwing.
Speaker 1: The water on her.
Speaker 5: Yeah you think she's bumb what she actually looks like?
Speaker 5: She's fucking fired? Do you know what she actually looks like.
Speaker 5: I don't look her up right now, you're gonna be
Speaker 5: I don't even what will you, because I don't know
Speaker 5: what to put like.
Speaker 1: She's shame bitch, she's pretty fucking fine. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't be, I don't be barking up old trees.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I thought you meant I actually don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know the answer is definitely pretty definitely, yeah
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually don't know the answer that question either,
Speaker 4: because I just don't really know that well.
Speaker 1: I don't think about especially like an older like it's
Speaker 1: not there was somebody in tam uh. I don't know
Speaker 1: how old she is, but the damn she's in the boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah mave oh yeah, very pretty, she's very very pretty.
Speaker 1: I just need to think I need to look up
Speaker 1: a list. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: come up off the off the top of my head either.
Speaker 1: Very attractive, who hasn't been too much work done for me?
Speaker 1: But I was still I was still. Yeah, she's definitely attractive.
Speaker 1: I mean, don't get me wrong. Who is that? She was? Uh,
Speaker 1: what's her name? Hannah willing Dan?
Speaker 4: Oh, you know what I would say? Actually, I think
Speaker 4: Kate Blanchett. I think that's a good one. Kate bland
Speaker 4: She was in a rag no wrong.
Speaker 5: And I think she looked hot as hell. I don't
Speaker 5: think she looks hot outside of that anymore. She's good
Speaker 5: looking and in Borderlands.
Speaker 1: Borderlands was terrible, but I don't nobody saw it, but
Speaker 1: I just like, did you Seeland? I think I think
Speaker 1: it's free on Amazon somehow. But she's pretty attractive still
Speaker 1: to be I think it's free on Amazon. I still
Speaker 1: haven't seen.
Speaker 4: She's not attractive in the She's not attractive in that
Speaker 4: movie in the way that Lilith should be.
Speaker 1: But she's But Kate blanch Is watched Borderlands. That should
Speaker 1: be one of the things you watched for the commentary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for the commentary. That's a great idea. Yeah, dude, who's
Speaker 1: gonna pirate it? We got we got prime? Is it
Speaker 1: on Prime? I'm pretty sure it's on Prime. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure I saw it, Like, hey, watch it on Prime?
Speaker 1: Because the bombs sow you know, we'll put you know
Speaker 1: what we check, we'll do. Uh have I have? I
Speaker 1: have Prime? Got Prime, I'll get it on my laptop
Speaker 1: and we will. You're stupid, like like that is the great?
Speaker 1: Like I hate Jeff Bezos, but goddamn yeah, no more,
Speaker 1: no more? Does he not on it? No, he hasn't
Speaker 1: won it for a while. No, that's not he owns
Speaker 1: part of it. He's probably just not the he's not
Speaker 1: the acting CEO. Yeah, yeah, that he definitely owns itself.
Speaker 1: Ye'd be crazy he sold it. Why would you sell it?
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. You would have to be the stupidest.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'm maybe I'm wrong, Look, maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: But like you think you think he's as stupid as
Speaker 1: George Lucas, Like is that? Like to me, that's what
Speaker 1: like George lu an idiot, I don't give a ship
Speaker 1: what an idiot? I don't care what you do and
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. They thought, they thought
Speaker 1: like this motherfucker did a verbal handshake essentially like yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll sell it as long as I can be involved
Speaker 1: in the process, like oh yeah, cool, we have course,
Speaker 1: and then they fucking he signed it. They catapulted him
Speaker 1: out of the building.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, sure, thing, Lucas, Like, my name is Georgia.
Speaker 1: Luke's the character that dance.
Speaker 4: He even shouts for his life in a timid fashion.
Speaker 1: The fact that he was like I'm gonna sew, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sell the franchise. Yeah, it's crazy. Actually, you know what?
Speaker 1: Actually I don't know, man, Like, but he still cares obviously.
Speaker 5: Because this was this is the point when it was
Speaker 5: still just his though, Like this is the difference, right,
Speaker 5: Like I get, like, I understand you don't selling it
Speaker 5: like in twenty seventeen, you know, twenty eighteen, But he
Speaker 5: sold it when it was still objectively his thing. When
Speaker 5: did he sell it in like two thousand, like maybe
Speaker 5: eight or nine that sounds right, something like this was
Speaker 5: just before they say six eight or nine or something,
Speaker 5: before they got Marvel, before like they got more than
Speaker 5: twenty twelve.
Speaker 4: Don't know, as an individual selling something for like what
Speaker 4: was it like four billion?
Speaker 1: I think it was four. I was four that's not
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I would you know? I could?
Speaker 4: I because because Star Wars isn't Amazon, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, It's not something that's like, this is gonna
Speaker 4: be fucking this is gonna be worth it for a
Speaker 4: long time.
Speaker 1: You know, I think Star Wars has has a limit.
Speaker 1: I think for you, for you, yeah, never might have
Speaker 1: got a you gotta rent it near mind, I'll rent it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, how much? Is it Pirate Bay?
Speaker 1: It's it's pirate Bay. We would never do such a thing, Yeah, never,
Speaker 1: I've never. I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't even know what that is. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: just we should do borderline. So that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be fun. That'd be great. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a perfect idea. I don't know anyway, we should get
Speaker 1: your questions he before we run a long We're already
Speaker 1: running a little. Vin I'm in the borderland. It was hilarious.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't know. I like Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why.
Speaker 5: Like I saw him live like a few months ago.
Speaker 5: It was actually it was actually, it was actually an
Speaker 5: amazing fucking set. He fucking rocked, jacking off and stuff.
Speaker 1: My wife a bunch. Is Kevin Heart your favorite comedian? No? Definitely,
Speaker 1: do you hear about Kevin Hart and purchase O'Neil and
Speaker 1: they were because like they would spend a lot of
Speaker 1: time together and at one point was staying with Kevin
Speaker 1: Hart and the Kevin Hart like caught beating like vigorously
Speaker 1: and where did he catch him in his apartment? Like
Speaker 1: Patria was staying in a with Kevin Harp for a
Speaker 1: while and he just like didn't do any precautions and
Speaker 1: he caught him. It was on, that's crazy. I missed
Speaker 1: fucking Ona, like yeah, and Anthony Cumia wasn't exposed as
Speaker 1: a seething racist yet, yeah, because he's just like openly
Speaker 1: racist now and I'm like cool really yeah, like op,
Speaker 1: like he's he looks bad. I saw a video of
Speaker 1: film and I was like, whoa, he doesn't look like
Speaker 1: he's doing well at all. I think he's insane. And
Speaker 1: then Anthony Kumia has his own show and he's just
Speaker 1: he's a fucking chut asshole. Yeah well yeah, yeah, those
Speaker 1: were the good old days. Man Bill Burder, Patricia O'Neil.
Speaker 1: Fuck man, they were just O'Neil's Osama bin Laden rant
Speaker 1: when they when the they killed him. My favorite fucking
Speaker 1: bit I ever saw that. It's insane. Look it up
Speaker 1: because he just because a lot of the open anthony
Speaker 1: were very like anti conspiracy theory, like shut the fuck
Speaker 1: up kind of a thing, and he started to like
Speaker 1: sway them with his rant. He's like, you really believe
Speaker 1: that they just killed and they just you know, flushed
Speaker 1: him down the ocean, and like, you know, so they
Speaker 1: killed him, and they're just like this is the greatest
Speaker 1: like villain since like Hitler or stuff, And what did
Speaker 1: they do with the body? Do it in the water,
Speaker 1: like just like his it's so good? I love.
Speaker 4: Do you think they took his body and they they
Speaker 4: made like a robot out of him?
Speaker 1: I think, well, apparently they fucking threw it in the ocean,
Speaker 1: But no, I am. I would think it's more plausible
Speaker 1: that they actually made they just threw over the he's
Speaker 1: just not dead well working for one thing. The real
Speaker 1: theory is that he died actually well before, because they
Speaker 1: found he was he was on kidney dialysis for like
Speaker 1: a decade prior. What a loser I mean, yes, And
Speaker 1: also when you think about all the stuff that the
Speaker 1: unearthed that he had anime he that came out way
Speaker 1: too late, iuldn't believe this was real. He's singing poker face.
Speaker 1: He's doing karaoke poker face. It's real. I thought it
Speaker 1: was fake when I saw this one, I thought it
Speaker 1: was fake, so I paid video Like I haven't seen that.
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Speaker 1: would think, oh, that's funny, somebody's a good job. Whoever
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Speaker 1: this it's it's crazy speakings perfectly. When I heard him
Speaker 1: speaking this the first time, I was like what Well.
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Speaker 4: about some of the craziest stuff and just generally be yourself.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to start a channel, but I'm paranoid of
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Speaker 1: What I don't I don't know. That is so loony too.
Speaker 1: That sounds no.
Speaker 5: The person like lays out would be funny for.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take a nap, and that I'm gonna take
Speaker 4: a nap in the fucking oven.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm like.
Speaker 4: Okay, wait, maybe there's more more to this crematorium coworker.
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Speaker 4: there's no point in not doing it, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. Like I'm not gonna work at a sizzler now,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, And not because I'm above it,
Speaker 4: but because they won't hire me.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna hire you know what I mean. Dude,
Speaker 1: I would say, dude, is there any reason you have
Speaker 1: to be afraid? Like, is there a legitimate concern? Is
Speaker 1: there something that because even when I was in regular
Speaker 1: so I started I started posting YouTube videos regularly in
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen before like one of them caught in the
Speaker 1: algorithm blew up. Yeah, And at that time I was
Speaker 1: working a regular job and I couldn't the odds that
Speaker 1: they would ever find you in a sea of content
Speaker 1: creators is fucking slim to none unless you were begging
Speaker 1: your fucking boss to go check out your YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: So the odds of anybody even that you know, would
Speaker 1: even find your shit, Well, to be fair, you you
Speaker 1: had an entirely fake name. Well yeah, what would it
Speaker 1: was just like some black guy? Right, yeah, just said
Speaker 1: some black guy. But also I feel like it's insane
Speaker 1: that people would use their real name anyway. I kind
Speaker 1: of use my real name kind of. Well, so it's Raygun,
Speaker 1: like anybody Chris, So how are they gonna find you?
Speaker 1: How the fun would anybody find you? I guess? So yeahah,
Speaker 1: It's like even if it likes say Derek Blackman on
Speaker 1: my it was like a side channel was doing, you
Speaker 1: still wouldn't if someone's like Derek Pilot, it wouldn't pop
Speaker 1: up right right, But uh AnyWho? Uh? To me, it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't see any unless there is something that you've
Speaker 1: experienced before that is making you have caution, then I
Speaker 1: would say, okay, maybe then maybe you want to err
Speaker 1: on the side of caution if you had a reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But if it's like an like I would say kind
Speaker 1: of like an irrational fear, like you're I sometimes give
Speaker 1: Jojo shit for where I was saying, like, yo, let's
Speaker 1: get an electric scooter that she would be dope, you know,
Speaker 1: and then especially like for Whizzy to work real fast,
Speaker 1: it's like because he only works like two miles away
Speaker 1: from the house. And she was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: about this. She's like, what if like somebody steals it?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what do you what? It's like, what
Speaker 1: do you like, Like, what like someone's gonna like tackle
Speaker 1: you and steal it or something like, you know, it
Speaker 1: was like inventing a problem, right. It was one of
Speaker 1: those things where I'm like, no, it's not like I
Speaker 1: think someone would be more willing to tackle you just
Speaker 1: walking then zipping on the you know. So what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is if you if it's like one of those
Speaker 1: instances where you're kind of just inventing like a problem
Speaker 1: and it's like they don't worry about it. You just
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, just have fun, I think, which you
Speaker 1: have to joke about.
Speaker 5: You have to also show at the same time, like
Speaker 5: if you sit something gays are retarded, let your actions
Speaker 5: about being very much so for those things or standing
Speaker 5: for those people that.
Speaker 1: Are those groups be your words, you know, I think
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 5: People could try time and time again to make fun
Speaker 5: of the fact that I've said Thomson make the gaze.
Speaker 5: But then like I'm always a very vocal person for
Speaker 5: things that happen involving those people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is part of it too.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like you can make a joke about something,
Speaker 5: but you have to also at the same time quantify
Speaker 5: and prove that you are not a people don't know
Speaker 5: if you have to prove it, it's just more of
Speaker 5: a I prove it a stupid action. Your actions have
Speaker 5: to prove that your jokes may betray your person.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We I feel like we we have a lot of
Speaker 4: license here to joke about a lot of stuff because
Speaker 4: we also are pretty transparent about the things that we
Speaker 4: actually think. Like sometimes sometimes the detriment of the joke, right,
Speaker 4: but like it's you know, it's better to me than
Speaker 4: just like I think the issue here is that like
Speaker 4: a lot of people joke to hide things, you know,
Speaker 4: Like it's like Nick Foyte is like, oh, I'm just
Speaker 4: making jokes about it.
Speaker 1: Like in the background, he's like believing a lot of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and as long as you're not trying to hide anything,
Speaker 4: or as long as you're not trying to create a
Speaker 4: disguise with the stuff that you joke about. I don't
Speaker 4: really see any reason to be afraid, really, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, because people who get you will get you,
Speaker 4: and people who don't, like I don't know, there's whatever
Speaker 4: you know. But also don't try to force yourself into
Speaker 4: a style that doesn't really fit you, like if you're
Speaker 4: if you just think that you have to say something
Speaker 4: is gay or retarded to be funny, like, don't do
Speaker 4: it for that reason, you know what I mean, And
Speaker 4: to be honest, to be genuinely, to be real. I
Speaker 4: think there's a point in time, like we're thirty thirty one,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, We're we kind of are
Speaker 4: I don't want to say we're grandfathered him int of
Speaker 4: some way, but we're a product at that time. I
Speaker 4: don't foresee that being like a thing in the future, Like,
Speaker 4: don't base your your sense of humor off of like
Speaker 4: older people. Yeah, I just feel like that stuff's kind
Speaker 4: of on its way out. Like I don't really see
Speaker 4: gay or retarded being used in.
Speaker 5: The same way like nearly we're not just history, We're
Speaker 5: not us saying like even me, like I argue with
Speaker 5: these guys all the time about saying both gay and
Speaker 5: retarded right, because lots of times I really do I
Speaker 5: say retarded. You slip sometimes because you guys say it's
Speaker 5: much around me that I say it more around me. No,
Speaker 5: but I really think that calling someone fucking stupid it's funnier. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you like the compile insult also being stupid. I think
Speaker 5: it's funny. To me, it just it just depends to me.
Speaker 5: It's it's completely a timing thing, like what calls for right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to me, it's like a it's a it's like
Speaker 4: a vegan thing where it's like I think you're right
Speaker 4: to be a vegan. Yeah, but it's too late for me,
Speaker 4: Like I'm got like like retard and gay are just
Speaker 4: in my head and I to be fair, I actually
Speaker 4: try to like tamper it, but it's it's it can
Speaker 4: only go so far.
Speaker 1: I'm programmed already. To me, it's just all about reading
Speaker 1: the room, that's it. Like I don't I don't in
Speaker 1: the room. I don't try to, like if I know
Speaker 1: I'm around people that completely understand me, I don't need
Speaker 1: to nerve my language at all, but if I'm somewhere
Speaker 1: out like, say again, I remember one time I was
Speaker 1: around this one girl who had been raped, and I
Speaker 1: made sure to try to nerve my language abrown, like
Speaker 1: because like saying something like to your friends like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I got raped, like if we're playing a match or
Speaker 1: something like that, so common, yeah, but when you're around
Speaker 1: someone like that, you just want to like, all right,
Speaker 1: let me make sure I don't use the type language,
Speaker 1: cause it actually might really upseess I's just consider it
Speaker 1: being by mistake. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 5: I was just like she was crazy. She ended up
Speaker 5: being a fucking psychopath. But one of my friends, our girlfriends,
Speaker 5: who was like went through a really traumatic moment.
Speaker 1: We were playing Smash Bros.
Speaker 2: And the.
Speaker 5: Map Jungle Japes where Donkey Kong is from. I would
Speaker 5: always call it jungle rapes. I think I thought that
Speaker 5: was funny. Granted I was also like seventeen years old,
Speaker 5: like I was younger and she was. She got really
Speaker 5: offended by what I did, and I was just like,
Speaker 5: oh sorry, I thought jungle Rapes is funny. I still
Speaker 5: kind of think it's funny. Yeah, And she was really upset,
Speaker 5: and I was just like, my bad dude. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: was trying to tamper the storm. But I was just like,
Speaker 5: I already did this.
Speaker 1: If I'm around people, I don't If I'm around people,
Speaker 1: I don't really know that well, I kinda I don't
Speaker 1: go crazy, Damn. I gauge guys. I was trying to
Speaker 1: find uh some I think they were under Machinima the Umbrella,
Speaker 1: where there was a guy that would use his uh
Speaker 1: he had kind of like a raspy voice and he
Speaker 1: would uh like say, for example, they're talking about uh
Speaker 1: uh Crisis three. He's like going with the graphics, with
Speaker 1: the graphics, and then he's like showing like uh if
Speaker 1: they're always like short videos, and then he's just going
Speaker 1: on about the graph because that's why everybody since the
Speaker 1: first one came out. I remember fucking Game Informer, uh
Speaker 1: like Crisis graphics and we're like, look at the fucking
Speaker 1: look at the hairs on this, you know, I remember
Speaker 1: doing that ship. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think still looks good. But I think that game
Speaker 5: still looks good. Yeah, I think it's looks pretty.
Speaker 1: Good at an age as well as you would have
Speaker 1: managed it's it was, I mean it was. It's great
Speaker 1: for the time. It was kind of the tiles that
Speaker 1: was a pinnacle. But like this guy, why I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember who they are because there's a specific joke
Speaker 1: when they're doing he's doing Mass Effect three and then
Speaker 1: you're talking to that guy who's kind of your pilot
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, and he's going on he's like I
Speaker 1: lost my husband, and then it cuts out and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so gay, like and like in
Speaker 1: such a like yeah, yeah, it's it's so funny because
Speaker 1: he's like the guy's pouring his har out and this
Speaker 1: dude's like so like just pointing out, like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: you're gay, And I wish I could pull it up
Speaker 1: because it's so funny. It was under Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: can't remember a lot of Mama is gone now because
Speaker 1: they did that. They white wipe, like, I think.
Speaker 4: Very few, Like there's a couple of people who managed
Speaker 4: to save some of their stuff. I know Lyle has
Speaker 4: a lot of his stuff that got saved.
Speaker 1: Man Slayer, who's uh does gamer poop. He has his
Speaker 1: own channel. He re uploaded all that poops there, which
Speaker 1: if you don't know who Manslayer is, dude, fucking Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's great. I don Kale had a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff that was just that's just gone. He like
Speaker 1: he was a person too, right, Yeah, Kale, Yeah he was.
Speaker 1: He was Lyle Slyle a lot of people, and he
Speaker 1: was called Colin was IGN. No, Colin was IGN.
Speaker 4: The dude, it's so much of that stuff is gone
Speaker 4: and it's crazy how much of that so many Gold
Speaker 4: Machinima was like I understand that that was like a
Speaker 4: terrible company and like they they played on people with
Speaker 4: like terrible contracts. Yeah, but a lot of my early
Speaker 4: Internet life was like curated by a lot of that stuff.
Speaker 1: Like it was.
Speaker 4: It was a lot of like weird shows and a
Speaker 4: lot of video game stuff, and IGN was like the
Speaker 4: formal place, you know what I mean. You would get
Speaker 4: like it was like here's the news and like here's
Speaker 4: a review. But then mama was like what the fuck
Speaker 4: are they doing? Like it was insane, it was I loved.
Speaker 1: It was a period piece, man, like twenty fifteen, right,
Speaker 1: what did you say they went way in like twenty fifteen, right,
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like mid twenty tens that they went away,
Speaker 4: because I remember in like twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen. There
Speaker 4: was like a whole thing about a lot of that
Speaker 4: stuff going away inside gaming. Was there, Uh obviously lyle
Speaker 4: with like sanity not included. I can't remember what the
Speaker 4: it's frustrating, dude.
Speaker 1: I remember finding like old Ship, like on on somebody
Speaker 1: sent me like, here's a here's a playlist of all
Speaker 1: the of a lot of the deleted machinima stuff that
Speaker 1: you were talking about on stream or whatever, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, Ship, it's all here.
Speaker 4: I still think like there's a lot of that stuff
Speaker 4: that still rings in my head, like lines from like
Speaker 4: Old Miss that I would watch and like that's still
Speaker 4: my fucking head. Yeah, every time I get a hord shot,
Speaker 4: I think of like there's this show by I think
Speaker 4: Dark Spire Films called Matchmaking. I remember I had the stupidest,
Speaker 4: the stupidest ship in the world that that was a
Speaker 4: bring out a guests some chat.
Speaker 1: They must be tired from their long journey. No, the dumb, dumb,
Speaker 1: dumb ship. But shout out to man that ship, well show,
Speaker 1: shout out to the people that was.
Speaker 4: Shout out to the people that made stuff on Mama,
Speaker 4: not the company.
Speaker 1: Because the companies did they did. They sell it. They
Speaker 1: sold it.
Speaker 4: They sold it to Warner I think or something, and
Speaker 4: then Taylor Warner was like, this sucks.
Speaker 1: We bought nothing. Yeah, yeah, and then they bought and yeah.
Speaker 4: Basically they overpaid a great deal for Machion and then
Speaker 4: they just immediately deleted a lot of it because they
Speaker 4: were like, what this has no value.
Speaker 1: Amazing work on that, basically to get money out of that. Damn.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to, Damn, I gotta I'm gonna look for
Speaker 1: this person because I just remembering another joke where they
Speaker 1: for some reason, like ea, their covers or they have
Speaker 1: like holding one hand holds the gun and the other
Speaker 1: hand has orange on it, and like the dude made
Speaker 1: a joke that he's like the eleve hand holds you
Speaker 1: orn like it was, and I'm like trying to I thought,
Speaker 1: hopefully putting that in would find it. It's so hard
Speaker 1: to find that stuff. Man, somebody, someone's got to know
Speaker 1: who the fuck I'm talking That.
Speaker 4: All exists purely in our memory at this point.
Speaker 1: Graphics, I gotta find it. I gotta find it. I
Speaker 1: feel like it might have been Lyle. Can you holy
Speaker 1: can you imagine I would actually that would actually, uh
Speaker 1: blow my fucking mind, right, because then I'd be like, wait,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you're the same person. That would
Speaker 1: actually literally fuck me up.
Speaker 5: The fact that Leo was like maybe like seven months
Speaker 5: older than me, it is weird, crazy slightly older than
Speaker 5: you are, like very slightly.
Speaker 4: Very slightly, And it's like, what what do you mean anyway?
Speaker 4: Beat on my meto Rodin He says, uh, how do
Speaker 4: the shirtman, frozen Rogan and pizza time?
Speaker 1: Nice? Uh quick hypothetical for y'all.
Speaker 4: How would you guys feel if after Zach Hadel's untimely demise,
Speaker 4: a tape of him calling a loved one was released
Speaker 4: and he sounded completely normal that was similar to Gilbert Godfrey,
Speaker 4: thanks for the last and he's trying times. That would
Speaker 4: be so shocking because I've talked to him completely in
Speaker 4: just normal scenarios where there were no jokes being told
Speaker 4: at all. That would actually break my brain to a
Speaker 4: degree that like, because Gilbert Godfree is like obviously on
Speaker 4: some levels, like I thought there was like a fifty
Speaker 4: to fifty chance for me where it's just like, I
Speaker 4: guess he might sound like that, but at the same time,
Speaker 4: it's like this must be like something that he's leaning into.
Speaker 5: The same that Michael Jackson. People like Michael Jackson doesn't
Speaker 5: talk like that. Yeah, like it sounds like a regular dude.
Speaker 5: He doesn't have really he's suck. He has like a
Speaker 5: cop sounding voice in general, but he's like that kind
Speaker 5: of talks like this plays it up a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I guess for me, it's just like why
Speaker 4: would you want to make Why would I still don't
Speaker 4: really understand that, to be honest, Like why would you
Speaker 4: make so much of a job for yourself where you
Speaker 4: gotta be like I gotta make sure I'm in this voice.
Speaker 1: All that.
Speaker 5: I don't understand because of the fact that he would
Speaker 5: the image.
Speaker 1: He was selling. But like for someone like he's like
Speaker 1: a lot of it seems like a lot of work.
Speaker 1: It is a lot of work. We gotta work on.
Speaker 1: We gotta work on the next season the smiling Friends,
Speaker 1: we gotta work on. He sounds like het David, Michael Michael.
Speaker 1: What do you have ideas, Michael Michael? What do you
Speaker 1: Michau Sack is a other actions like wall. I don't
Speaker 1: quite know the fact that I know both of them.
Speaker 5: I know them and if I heard like I've spoken
Speaker 5: to Zach as well as you, and like the day
Speaker 5: that we don't need to be joking, Like often we
Speaker 5: are joking about check. That's the nature of my people
Speaker 5: that have the friends that I know, we're like, oh,
Speaker 5: always making jokes about some bullshit.
Speaker 1: Meaning meaning Mike. Michael was weird to me because I
Speaker 1: never I never thought about running into him or at
Speaker 1: any point because uh I saw his yellow thing back
Speaker 1: in like twenty twelve. Oh yeah yeah, and I remember
Speaker 1: showing my friends and coworkers. I'm like, dude, check this out.
Speaker 1: Was so fucking funny, and uh, it never even occurred
Speaker 1: to me like who it was, or like what he
Speaker 1: looks like or anything. It's like, Oh, it's Michael's. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I was like what, Like, that's so fucking weird. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I never thought that I would run into you. It's
Speaker 1: so funny.
Speaker 4: It's weird, Yeah, running into people and you're just like,
Speaker 4: oh weird, You're just like, I'm kind of I remember
Speaker 4: when I first moved here. I was like I was
Speaker 4: like immediately desensitized to that because I was just immediately
Speaker 4: surrounded by like all these people, right, did shit in
Speaker 4: high school that I would share like at my lunch table,
Speaker 4: like pull it up on our phones and watch the
Speaker 4: ship and like I'm at the like the wedding. What
Speaker 4: the fuck am I doing? Just it's weird and.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's that's that's surreal for like a minute
Speaker 1: and then it goes.
Speaker 5: All of them became like my actual good friend you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: make like make I remember here and make his voice
Speaker 5: like a yu gi oh thing years before I met him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, my no, Mick had one of my favorite
Speaker 4: flash animations, which was the he had like a it
Speaker 4: was pac Man getting touched by a ghost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he and then like he goes he
Speaker 1: touched me goodbye, and then he fucking caves in.
Speaker 4: It's like it's a disgusting It's discussed.
Speaker 1: When he eats himself pretty much. Yeah, it eats.
Speaker 4: Himself because that's how the animation is, and he folds
Speaker 4: back into himself. But it was like from the perspective
Speaker 4: of like the actual characters, and I had that. I
Speaker 4: was like my Facebook banner for a while of just
Speaker 4: like that stupid pac Man with the dumb face. It
Speaker 4: just made me laugh so hard and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh you fucking oh you it's funny, it's weird. The
Speaker 4: world is strange, the world here, but you're here in California.
Speaker 5: Fan any sort of like any sort of like you're
Speaker 5: a weird kid that liked odd Ship, You'll come here
Speaker 5: and meet a bunch of people. They're likepically in this area.
Speaker 1: In this region. Yeah, you guys are in the region
Speaker 1: where they Yeah, it's like, oh, ship, I know I've
Speaker 1: watched the video you made about some dumb ship. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like crazy.
Speaker 4: When I ran into a Casey Anthony had a pet
Speaker 4: cow and I'm like, oh my god, you're Casey anton.
Speaker 1: Said, hey, your world famous k Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, can I get a picture? And she
Speaker 4: was like, no, leave me alone.
Speaker 1: Where's your kid? Up? No, it isn't I know what
Speaker 1: fun was like that. She killed her child. That's what's no. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the idea killed her kid and fucking went partying. She
Speaker 1: went clubbing after she killed her kid, and her dad
Speaker 1: was like, hope you hide it. So clearly psychopathic daughter.
Speaker 1: She got a waited for that. Yeah, entirely she did.
Speaker 4: The system is great. I think, right, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I think we should start probably we should start rehabilitating O. J.
Speaker 1: Simpson's image. By the way, I think it's time. Yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: didn't he just die. He died a while ago, so like,
Speaker 1: I guess it's okay. Now he's dead, so we can pretend,
Speaker 1: we can like gas light everybody and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was great the entire time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think at this point, if you're if if well,
Speaker 4: he well, the thing is, it's like he was acquitted,
Speaker 4: so he's clearly nothing nothing fishy is happening.
Speaker 1: Nothing happened, nothing fishy happened. It didn't matter if he
Speaker 1: was civilly liable, don't matter. No, no, not for that
Speaker 1: at least. Yeah, he served jail time. When she uh
Speaker 1: in jail time for I think he started like I
Speaker 1: think it went crazy because stuff, yeah, which he should
Speaker 1: have gotten back. I don't know why he didn't. He
Speaker 1: went a little nuts, and I think it was like
Speaker 1: shitting himself in jail for a while. I think it
Speaker 1: was like protest shitting. I don't know he would. He
Speaker 1: had a rough time. He had a rough time, but
Speaker 1: then he got out and he was twitter. World was crazy.
Speaker 1: It started kind of working on me because for me,
Speaker 1: I was like, because if I was innocent, right, and
Speaker 1: I was I and if I was like put in
Speaker 1: jail or whatever, if if I really believed I was innocent,
Speaker 1: that's kind of how I would be.
Speaker 4: Really, I would be like, I'm just going on Twitter,
Speaker 4: I didn't do anything. Why should I Like a lot
Speaker 4: of people believe what they want to believe. I guess
Speaker 4: it's too late, but like, what the I didn't do ship?
Speaker 4: Let me hang out on Twitter? So and it kind
Speaker 4: of like got me thinking, was like, I don't know, man, maybe.
Speaker 1: I feel like most people who do that stuff, who
Speaker 1: actually do it, don't like they kind of like hide,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It was weird of him
Speaker 1: to just kind of come back in that way to
Speaker 1: be like, I mean, it really shows you how narcissistic
Speaker 1: is and how crazy. Yeah, is there a universe that
Speaker 1: exists that where he actually didn't do it?
Speaker 4: There's a there's a conspiracy theory that he covered for
Speaker 4: his son.
Speaker 1: That's that that's the very likely story that he covered
Speaker 1: for his son. Oh I didn't actually, Yeah, I've heard that.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I've escaped that. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that theory.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I read it in a YouTube comment, so it
Speaker 4: must be true.
Speaker 5: I think it's like it's like his he's like his
Speaker 5: son out of anger of share cheating on him, because
Speaker 5: he definitely did.
Speaker 1: She did. She Odi Simpson was cheating on his son,
Speaker 1: his wife, even somebody else's dad. WHOA, you're being another dad,
Speaker 1: other people, you're not My dad was coming Nicole.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, apparently because Nicole was cheating on him,
Speaker 5: which I was kind of I think that's kind of
Speaker 5: obvious information.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why he decapitated the other guy. Damn. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, oh, you.
Speaker 5: Cheated on me, and the son was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: kill this guy. I'm gonna take care of it instead
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 1: And then Juice was like, don't do that. I'm rich.
Speaker 1: You don't got to do that. And so I was like,
Speaker 1: too late, Dad. His head's on the floor, and it is.
Speaker 1: I will say, it is weird for a celebrity to
Speaker 1: do that well because they kind of have everything. It's
Speaker 1: not though he's a he's a party player that definitely
Speaker 1: has CT and it's not like when you look at
Speaker 1: the people that have done crazy ship a lot of times,
Speaker 1: especially NFL players, it's murder, suicide, people like it's just
Speaker 1: insane that they like there just holes in their head.
Speaker 1: That's fair, and they got head ulcers. What his name, Hernandez?
Speaker 1: What was his name again?
Speaker 5: Aaron Hernandez is one fucking that guy was joint that
Speaker 5: he's the four player that murdered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was on uh Tom Brady. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: on the team of Tom Brady. Yeah, and that was
Speaker 1: But there's interesting documentary is about like a lot of
Speaker 1: NFL players that have done some crazy ship. Because Chris
Speaker 1: Chrisbin was a CT candidate, they try to say, bro
Speaker 1: I watched the Vince McMahon document Netflix just came out
Speaker 1: and fucking stone cold Steve Boston let me down so
Speaker 1: hard where he's like, you're telling me he's basically in
Speaker 1: his own mind. I've been taking bumps for this many years.
Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me about c T. I don't believe
Speaker 1: in that ship, And I'm like, that would make sense.
Speaker 5: I was like, I say, his wife in the corner
Speaker 5: with fucking a fully bruised, fucking believe he got her mouth.
Speaker 1: He actually literally did beat up his old wife. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: That's why it's like, and he's this guy's I don't
Speaker 1: believe it because you're fine, what kind of logic is
Speaker 1: that well, I don't have cancer, so there can't be
Speaker 1: no cancer in the world. Oh that's the bottom lost
Speaker 1: the bottomlash bottom stone retard said, so I don't even
Speaker 1: care him. I screamed, what what what with the mask?
Speaker 1: Shut up her, dumb black retard. I'm talking. There ain't
Speaker 1: no ct what I don't believe in anything? What the
Speaker 1: two fairy is real? What I don't don't believe it?
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I don't believe nothing. Wait would you talk
Speaker 1: about son vaccine? What you ain't going jab me? Oh alright,
Speaker 1: I'm done and that's the bottom. I'll see you next episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to Thank you for having me
Speaker 1: on the snark Tank podcast. Thanks here, Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for stopping by Stone Cold Steve. That's right. So
Speaker 1: what we're gonna talk about today, So.
Speaker 4: You're giving away coupons for your ice cream shop.
Speaker 1: Right, that's right, little skinny bitch. I'm uh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: What's your name again? My name is Christopher? Uh, bitch
Speaker 1: of her? That's all thought for no reason.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to Are you trying to say that I'm
Speaker 3: c I'm trying to say that you You're I'm trying
Speaker 3: to get through the ad read sir.
Speaker 1: You're insinuating coldstone cream, Austin, He's good? Wait, were my good?
Speaker 1: So you're never mind.
Speaker 5: I like the idea of him being like pacified, like
Speaker 5: a dim soul, like a soul's game en me when
Speaker 5: you get out there, ranging.
Speaker 1: Why are you talking to me? Why I'm not just
Speaker 1: And it goes back to what he was beg for
Speaker 1: having me on the podcast.
Speaker 5: I would love to see somebody damage on the show,
Speaker 5: worked up, and he can't neutral.
Speaker 1: I honestly think I would piss my pats on laugh
Speaker 1: so hard if I don't. That's the only reason why.
Speaker 4: I would even watch it. The Joe Rogan experience at
Speaker 4: this point is to watch like a mentally handygap person
Speaker 4: try and conduct an interview.
Speaker 1: I know that's ablest, but I love that. I don't care.
Speaker 5: That would be is fine when it's not tour well.
Speaker 1: First of all, ablism is awesome.
Speaker 4: First of all, like because sort like I don't like
Speaker 4: the word because it's just like, oh, you're making fun
Speaker 4: of him because he's unable to do that. Of course, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's the that's why you make fun of people in
Speaker 4: the first place.
Speaker 1: To me, real able to look to me, look at real.
Speaker 4: Obviously you're not gonna be kind of like, well, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: Look at that. See that doesn't really see the joke thing.
Speaker 1: He scares me look the joke things. Yeah, look a
Speaker 1: little bit. That's true. He's like a silver fish. He's
Speaker 1: like a silver fish stood straight up. It'd be like, honestly,
Speaker 1: it would sound like he's a chicken wing. It would
Speaker 1: be likes, be real, he's a chicken wing. He looks
Speaker 1: like it. Let's be real. If you say this so
Speaker 1: louder am I not yea you are. You can't do that.
Speaker 1: You can't just just skeleton is a swastika kind of
Speaker 1: is he got, has the curves and everything.
Speaker 4: He's just so much a right angles.
Speaker 1: Looks like it just like someone that batman just finished
Speaker 1: beating up, you know, like he looks like now talk.
Speaker 5: When you tweeted that thing of him slamming the guy
Speaker 5: on his neck and he went limp and then he.
Speaker 1: Was like no talk. I was like, this is great.
Speaker 1: It's an iconic Batman like punching somebody in the head,
Speaker 1: splaying their skull in half, taking their brain and squishing it,
Speaker 1: putting their head back together, throwing him on the ground
Speaker 1: and screaming. Now talk seen the.
Speaker 5: Memes recently where like you hit somebody in the ringing
Speaker 5: sound goes out like boom. It's like a bunch of
Speaker 5: memes like that, like a flash bang. Yeah, one where
Speaker 5: Batman punches the.
Speaker 1: Guy in the dick.
Speaker 5: And then the guy goes Those are two hundred plus
Speaker 5: pound motherfucking men. He's knocking the room and it's just
Speaker 5: like you.
Speaker 1: Can pick up a guy over his head effortless. You
Speaker 1: know that's not possible, right, and interrogate them. Once he's
Speaker 1: done interrogating him, he takes his huge ass fucking forearm
Speaker 1: bat and I'm like, why he's already done. He submitted
Speaker 1: why did you do that to him? You know it's crazy.
Speaker 5: I really think he could beat Spider Man from Insomniac University.
Speaker 5: I think I think he real like bad ass, no
Speaker 5: joke that Batman Arkham Batman would beat the living Arkham.
Speaker 1: Batman has powers, always has powers. But this nigga man
Speaker 1: can jump thirty feet like like you'll you'll literally trigger
Speaker 1: to hit someone from across the fucking and he'll I'm like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: is he a jet packs on his fucking feet? That
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's amazing, Like I want to see
Speaker 1: that fight.
Speaker 5: I want to particularly Arkham Batman Versomniac Spider.
Speaker 1: Man have done that ship, but but I don't know
Speaker 1: why they have it that battle Boom boomstick and retard
Speaker 1: whatever your name is, I'm sorry. Could you please do
Speaker 1: Arkham Batman versus Insomniac Spider Man please glad we both
Speaker 1: had the city thought of what's the other guy's name?
Speaker 1: I don't remember whiz okay because he's the wizardes and
Speaker 1: uh and comb stick stick is it comestick? Please please do?
Speaker 1: Insomniac Spider Man versus Arkham Batman is showing the fucking
Speaker 1: world that's that ship wasn't funny until I let it
Speaker 1: hit me. Let's let's let's get out of this fucking other.
Speaker 1: Question and Pallas and Chains, Balanc and Chains be like
Speaker 1: I believe them. Boners are in me. Rode In.
Speaker 4: Says, hello, Snart Gang, I'm a first time patron and
Speaker 4: question asker again.
Speaker 1: Well they're doing it on purpose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't know what to believe.
Speaker 4: It's gotta be every fucking question that first time. I'm welcome, welcome, welcome,
Speaker 4: if you're telling the truth. No one's giving me any
Speaker 4: reason to lie. I just like I assume, I assume
Speaker 4: the worst of people. Question first time patron and question
Speaker 4: asker who's been listening since early twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Okay, so free.
Speaker 4: Keep up the good work, he said, I wanted to ask,
Speaker 4: what are your guys' favorite bits over the last couple
Speaker 4: of years?
Speaker 1: For me, it's a tie between wacky microwaved baby that
Speaker 1: is that was all right, right shit and Go Go
Speaker 1: Gadget car Crash, which is pretty good. So here's the thing, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we I genuinely don't remember the shows after we finished record,
Speaker 1: Like we've been recording for about two hours. I'm forging,
Speaker 1: I don't remember before five minutes ago. Straight up, it's
Speaker 1: all gone. It's like real time deleting. It's like a
Speaker 1: dash can.
Speaker 5: When you when you talk so much, recorded for so
Speaker 5: many hours a week. Yeah, it just and you're even
Speaker 5: worse than we are because you do sacred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like you're just did you say ship and
Speaker 1: then like you genuinely could not be held accountable. You're
Speaker 1: talking out, You're talking on sacred. You're like, hey, you guys,
Speaker 1: remember shirt Man, Like what senile. Are you talking about Chris,
Speaker 1: Chris col Christ the fun up Christ. He's somehow mutes
Speaker 1: me from across the country. It's fucking Colin's famously long finger.
Speaker 5: The idea, the idea of like we're doing an audio
Speaker 5: one and then Chris, it's something we just mute him,
Speaker 5: and then we mute him in person that we also
Speaker 5: mute his audio track.
Speaker 1: It is getting crazy.
Speaker 4: It is getting to the point now where it's just like,
Speaker 4: I do so much start Tank and then like and
Speaker 4: then we do Sacred and Sacred is such a It
Speaker 4: is still a ridiculous show, but it's a lot more
Speaker 4: buttoned up, like it's a lot more serious than this is. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but at this point I'm starting to feel and I
Speaker 4: don't know if I care, really like it's trying to
Speaker 4: get to the point where I'm just like, you know,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna continue this as if it's this show?
Speaker 1: Yeah why not? Yeah, so it makes it easier.
Speaker 5: The thing is that particularly Colin, I don't know, Dustin, Dustin,
Speaker 5: I feel like a little more like tame, a very
Speaker 5: tame guy, and.
Speaker 1: Not like A He's a mild mannered fellow.
Speaker 5: He's not like a he's not like a fucking he couldn't.
Speaker 5: He could have hang out with us and laugh at
Speaker 5: everything we're doing. Colin absolutely could. I don't know, he'd
Speaker 5: be like, oh, yeah, you guys aren't sane, but I agree.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's gotta put that to the test
Speaker 1: one of these days, you know, just like have a
Speaker 1: weird thing and then she find uh piss and boom piss.
Speaker 1: Funny because I know that.
Speaker 4: Mike, well, Mica is specifically not only from our specific generation,
Speaker 4: like exactly, like she's exactly I think my age or
Speaker 4: like maybe like a couple months less or a couple
Speaker 4: months more, and she is completely tainted. Yeah, she's completely
Speaker 4: so she she absolutely she would be fucking hilarious on
Speaker 4: the show Natural Fit Natural, But like, yeah, at this point,
Speaker 4: it's just it's it's too difficult to swap between those
Speaker 4: two styles, so like I just don't needmore.
Speaker 1: It's just like this is this is the this is
Speaker 1: me now.
Speaker 5: What's what What's what sucks is that because of us
Speaker 5: being around each other on the podcast in general, I
Speaker 5: am more swinging kings than the line between your character
Speaker 5: you play and then your person you are will blur eventually.
Speaker 5: It's my nature of you're doing them so often.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a problem for me for a while.
Speaker 4: It still is, I think, really yeah, because there's there's oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you want you want a bit more than you
Speaker 5: want a life. At times you want the bit more?
Speaker 5: Do you want to existence? Sometimes you're like, I think
Speaker 5: this will be funnier.
Speaker 4: And might say this, Yeah, Well, my immediate answer to
Speaker 4: a lot of genuine questions is just whatever I think
Speaker 4: is the funniest response. So people are asking me like
Speaker 4: a genuine question, It's like, what did you do yesterday?
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna tell the truth, not because I don't
Speaker 4: think it's valuable, but because I just what is the
Speaker 4: strangest thing I can say right now?
Speaker 1: How can I get a laugh? How can I get
Speaker 1: a laugh out of this? Yeah? And the problem is
Speaker 1: is that it works, you know what I mean. That's
Speaker 1: why we were around our friends.
Speaker 5: I'm like, don't listen to him, Like everybody's like, you
Speaker 5: say something stupid, and I'm like, don't listen.
Speaker 1: Why are you talking to him? Let him walk around
Speaker 1: over until he gets more to come hang out with us.
Speaker 4: If we're in a one on one conversation, I can
Speaker 4: be yeah, I can turn off, but like, if I'm
Speaker 4: in a room full of people and I know that
Speaker 4: I can get like more than one laugh at once,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try to do it.
Speaker 1: Which is a problem. You've fallen a little bit. There's
Speaker 1: no character anymore.
Speaker 5: This is you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's whatever. There was a character for a while.
Speaker 1: The character for me definitely.
Speaker 5: Died out a long time ago when the world stopped
Speaker 5: being funny, Like it stopped being funny saying I hate
Speaker 5: the gaze because like niggas mean that. You know, people
Speaker 5: mean that, And I'm like, oh, people are still homophobic.
Speaker 1: That the worst people than died out. Yeah, the worst
Speaker 1: people did ruin the bit.
Speaker 4: I still think ultimately, like the joke is the person
Speaker 4: that would say these things, Like to me, that's always
Speaker 4: been the joke. You know, it's like, that's so fucking
Speaker 4: gay if you don't love your dad, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean? Like, that's that's like, Yeah, the joke isn't that,
Speaker 4: oh be gay? Is the joke is that you would
Speaker 4: call that someone exists out there that would call that gay.
Speaker 5: It's like the idea of that's the joke at the
Speaker 5: household time, But it was like somebody stumps your toe,
Speaker 5: you look a little kid to call me in word,
Speaker 5: it's like like someone doing that somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even that that goofy shit is technically dark humor
Speaker 1: still yeah, yeah, because it is. That's definitely dark. H Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just one that we don't think of it as
Speaker 1: like says, calling someone gay. It doesn't technically seem dark,
Speaker 1: but it is just on a technicality of yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I think, well, no, they're they're going hand to hand
Speaker 1: because the thing.
Speaker 4: The issue is that there are people who's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I like dark comedy, and it's like I sent fifteen
Speaker 4: thousand to my own dollars to storm Front and that's
Speaker 4: their idea of like the joke, and it's like, that's not.
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, that's not that you're helping them thrive. How
Speaker 1: is that funny? Like dark, it's funny? I guess that's
Speaker 1: what it's like.
Speaker 5: Our comedy sense is like from the period we grew
Speaker 5: up in, Absurdy is funny. It's always just been what
Speaker 5: makes us laugh. If you're a person that lives in
Speaker 5: the nineties, Absurdy was what's funny to you? You are
Speaker 5: what what is the most ridiculous thing is hilarious, And
Speaker 5: what's happened now.
Speaker 1: Just lavitating himself and beating himself up and tossing himself
Speaker 1: into the distance and then exploding Like that's really tough.
Speaker 1: Like that's what's nails for breakfast, right, That's what comedy is.
Speaker 5: What happens is that the Internet has made people that
Speaker 5: are insane and gullible and ridiculous being able to find
Speaker 5: each other. So now, yeah, exactly, so, Now absurdity isn't
Speaker 5: a weird thing anywhere. It's like, oh yeah, I fact,
Speaker 5: I do think wish people calls tornadoes this like what
Speaker 5: there's quite funny.
Speaker 4: But it's like, yeah, we're gonna open up a new
Speaker 4: tier to the Patreon. I think it's gonna be the
Speaker 4: first person to donate five hundred dollars gets full right
Speaker 4: to hunt swen uh and take his pelt. You heard it?
Speaker 1: Edit that? So he says, yes, you're fucking dastardly cut.
Speaker 1: It's just it's my lips super posed. Yes. Do you
Speaker 1: like beachess Britos? No? Not really really really really don't
Speaker 1: want to eat some of them without chicken a bit.
Speaker 1: So you would you like chicken Britos? Yeah? All right,
Speaker 1: that's all I needed you can say. That was that
Speaker 1: was better?
Speaker 5: That was a better That was a better job than
Speaker 5: I thought you could do. I'm proud of you, but
Speaker 5: also fucking it's like you like, I'm like, what does
Speaker 5: this fucking ape ask you? But I mean not not raised,
Speaker 5: I mean whatever I do, But that was duplicitous.
Speaker 1: Dude. I can. I can turn it on, man, I can.
Speaker 1: I can manipulate. I can manipulate people into my bedroom easily.
Speaker 1: I don't have crazy. The fact that you're like bragging
Speaker 1: out of your boat, like yeah, get I get yeah,
Speaker 1: I get killed with its exclusively men. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: it's easy to trick men in the sex's so easy, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to go play Supernintaino in my bedroom? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know. If I was gay, i'd go to a gym,
Speaker 5: make a killing a butt sex. I can make a
Speaker 5: killing because those niggas are stupid. Heard the time and
Speaker 5: then they're already halfway there. So I'm like, all right,
Speaker 5: killing a butt sex. I heard that before, I'd be
Speaker 5: a spree. It'd be an asshole spreed.
Speaker 1: Glady asshole spree, whole spree, blown open dumbstick. I gotta
Speaker 1: get a cameo with that guy saying I feel like
Speaker 1: I got like a cameo from him one yeah for
Speaker 1: a video, and then I didn't end up making it
Speaker 1: happens a lot. Okay, you you have a chance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is still hero structure, you right, you get
Speaker 5: a chance to fun Thorson wherever his name is, thor
Speaker 5: whatever his name is, like the mountain. Yeah, well you're
Speaker 5: taking it what he's offering you, booty.
Speaker 1: Would you take hap thor Bjornsen uh the mountain from
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones that he's a giant man, he's like
Speaker 1: seven is almost, he's almost, he's not quite.
Speaker 4: They needed to cast a person as a mountain in
Speaker 4: that show. Yeah, yeah, I don't wait, I'm actually the
Speaker 4: character just named the mountain.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there's a brother's the mountain the Hound. Okay.
Speaker 4: I thought it was like like like you know, like
Speaker 4: in like a like a middle school play they have
Speaker 4: somebody casts like that they played.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I am a rock this fucking asshole where
Speaker 1: it's like it's like people times where people's titles actually mattered,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: Okay, like that, I literally thought was like he's like
Speaker 4: they're climbing me now or something?
Speaker 1: Are you taking you think? I think I would have
Speaker 1: to he's smashing, you're sucking him, you're fucking oh yeah.
Speaker 1: For the yeah, for the story especially would be hilarious too,
Speaker 1: just people imagining me, like what what am I doing
Speaker 1: a handstand on his ass?
Speaker 4: To?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: I can't like what do I have a ladder to
Speaker 1: fuck him? Do you have the tools you need to
Speaker 1: get the job done? Okay, he's like six nine. I
Speaker 1: think I said that outside the mic. Let's see, uh
Speaker 1: I pulled a swinging and see how Oh god, damn it,
Speaker 1: I have the other stuff pulled up. I know he
Speaker 1: had a kid. What is this? Oh yeah, he's like
Speaker 1: maybe a year or two old. Now I keep seeing this.
Speaker 1: Do you know anything? Wait? So hold on, what is that? Nice?
Speaker 1: Six nine? That's insane? Nice. He's like, that's like a
Speaker 1: master chief. Yeah, he's he's a very He's a giant
Speaker 1: human being.
Speaker 4: That's master chief. Outside of the armor, that's nuts.
Speaker 1: Wait what she was six ft nine? I think so?
Speaker 1: I thought he was like seven feet inside the armor.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, he definitely cares, I believe four.
Speaker 5: Where he walks in the room, he's like at least
Speaker 5: the half feet.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck? That's not how there's there's
Speaker 1: a shot at the end of that game where he
Speaker 1: is literally like twenty feet tall.
Speaker 7: It's so stupid, but it is absurdly like it is
Speaker 7: in and I was like, why they do he stood
Speaker 7: nears to Johnson before and Johnson's yeah, because.
Speaker 1: I feel like even in the first one, like when
Speaker 1: the first like the tutorial in something, it's inside of something.
Speaker 1: But I feel like even when you're out of it,
Speaker 1: you're still kind of towering over the person, like you're
Speaker 1: still you're still six ft plus. I feel.
Speaker 5: I don't think Ratio, Derek, I don't think you understand
Speaker 5: what I'm saying. I do understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: You know the scene, right, you know the scene. I
Speaker 1: completely understand what you're saying. I'm saying after when you're
Speaker 1: looking at that, you see you don't understand what I
Speaker 1: was saying. It is the dumbest fucking It's like, that
Speaker 1: is that person in four to eleven. That is not person.
Speaker 1: It is such a ridiculous like the end cut scene
Speaker 1: for Halo for so ridigulous. I'm trying to get it
Speaker 1: into the camera, but like it's so he can suck
Speaker 1: is dick standing That's like that is that is because
Speaker 1: like even just Shack, that only makes sense if that
Speaker 1: woman is three foot four, that's what it's even shackau Shack,
Speaker 1: So Shack's like seven to one. But even standing next
Speaker 1: to him, you're not at his dick height, right, you
Speaker 1: still need to bend down to suck off Shack a
Speaker 1: little bit. That person does could completely just forward.
Speaker 5: Was like, I don't think you understand how big he's
Speaker 5: gonna make because when he sent us to Johnson, he
Speaker 5: is definitely quite a bit taller than Johnson, but it's
Speaker 5: not to the point where he's like a otherworldly sized person.
Speaker 5: When he said, like Arba Arbitter is taller than yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: arborter by that standard, Arbiter is like sixteen feet tall.
Speaker 5: He can't walk into those human room doors.
Speaker 1: It was the man again, something stories that they suck usurd.
Speaker 1: It's something so absurd.
Speaker 4: He's fifteen stories tall and lives on a snowflake.
Speaker 5: It's just completely is this severely editing scope of universe wrong?
Speaker 5: And that universe Jimmy Neutron is actually six feet tall
Speaker 5: and Kay's five eleven.
Speaker 1: Let's let's move on. There's just a question we literally
Speaker 1: didn't even answer. The question was there a question. The
Speaker 1: question was was our favorite moments? I know you said
Speaker 1: you didn't have any because everything's a blur. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's what's your favorite moment? The baby and is really funny.
Speaker 1: Also he got his own memory baby the toaster. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: My favorite.
Speaker 5: Oh the we herboned one was fucking crazy too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pee, he's good.
Speaker 5: The people one, the fucking what's his name, the fucking uh,
Speaker 5: the guy with the Frankie Mudez.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I already said, like one of the last
Speaker 1: episodes of Fred flint Stone shipping all over himself. I
Speaker 1: want to I want to see that whole token. I remember,
Speaker 1: Neil is Fred Flintstone. It's easy.
Speaker 5: But there's another one bashing head Joel. We first made
Speaker 5: that joke.
Speaker 1: You were a long thing fifteen years ago. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: fifteen years fifteen stories different good stories ago. All right,
Speaker 1: Yeah we can be one. Yeah. Yeah, it's there's a lot.
Speaker 1: There's a lot that I'm sure I'm not remembering. You know,
Speaker 1: Fred flintsto over his sitting upside down like shitting out.
Speaker 1: Why would you do this?
Speaker 5: Like a fucking chocolate found It's a fun dude, is
Speaker 5: his ship skating.
Speaker 4: Over his mister hot Sauce. I don't know if you
Speaker 4: guys know anything about this, but I've seen it. I've
Speaker 4: seen it mentioned on and off online. Have you guys
Speaker 4: seen the gameplay or heard of the soundtrack for Piglet's
Speaker 4: Big Game?
Speaker 1: Have you seen this? I don't know what the fun
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 4: I keep seeing piglets Big Game brought up.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Because he had a
Speaker 1: big movie, did he? Yeah, he did had a big movie.
Speaker 1: Don't say that. It always gives me nervous. Yeah, for
Speaker 1: some reason, I don't know what that is. I get
Speaker 1: this weird little thing. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that, of course you did. I'm saying that so.
Speaker 5: Many I'm giggling and totally in my room. I was
Speaker 5: way too young to be laughing at that too. I
Speaker 5: didn't really know what the word met.
Speaker 1: My name is Babe Double, and I'm like, everyone's done it,
Speaker 1: Everyone's done.
Speaker 5: The Tiger Moe was lit though. I love that movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dave Chapelle was in there, right, So yeaholas, big movie.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it.
Speaker 4: I can't. So I saw, like the only thing I
Speaker 4: have in my head connected to this it's Piglet's big game.
Speaker 4: And then I saw like a cut scene, but I
Speaker 4: thought it was just from Kingdom Hearts or something, and
Speaker 4: I didn't actually watch it was I don't know what
Speaker 4: the fuck this is?
Speaker 1: Like, what the hell's going on? Why this looks so weird?
Speaker 1: Is it real? From I'm just saying, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's no one's showing me anything consistent that does
Speaker 1: not look good.
Speaker 4: Is it like PS one or something?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? Yeah? That's what that's the
Speaker 1: image I keep seeing, but I don't understand. Is it real?
Speaker 1: This looks like PS three? Let me see this couldn't
Speaker 1: just just come out, could it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't I we don't have an answer. I just
Speaker 4: wanted to bring that to attention because I keep saying it,
Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck it is.
Speaker 1: No, this looks like a smooth h This was like
Speaker 1: an HDED. I don't even know if HD.
Speaker 4: I just think it's just like a P three like,
Speaker 4: you know, not even like remastered like something something on
Speaker 4: PS two four PS three Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually kind of smoothed over and that's it. Yea.
Speaker 5: So what happened is that in in in Piglets a Twigglets.
Speaker 5: In Piglet's Big Game, there's a a scene a part
Speaker 5: called like Owls Hideout and you're going to it, and
Speaker 5: the music is very similar to music that of five
Speaker 5: Silent Hill.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's awesome. I don't yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about it, so people, but anyway, he says, yeah,
Speaker 1: he says, the track for for Boating three sounds like
Speaker 1: a Belongs and Silent Hill resident Evil, not a fucking
Speaker 1: Winning the Pooh game. So I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about it. I've never heard of that game,
Speaker 1: for sure. Is this person talking about? And hold on
Speaker 1: a second tire is a wonderful thing? Okay, so we
Speaker 1: gotta get to this one. We gotta get to this
Speaker 1: one though, Okay, doom Bringer wrote in, and I recognize
Speaker 1: that name is that the track those are Capcom footsteps?
Speaker 4: That's well, realistically, Capcom foot steps are probably just like
Speaker 4: Royalty Free, you know what I mean? A lot of
Speaker 4: iconic sound effects are literally just from from the Royalty
Speaker 4: Free Library back then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of Halo sounds are like that.
Speaker 4: Like I think like the plasm pistol is like just
Speaker 4: like some fucking sound that they found and downloaded.
Speaker 1: What does it? Why does it sound wet when you
Speaker 1: shoot the plasm pistol because it's plasma that actually scared me.
Speaker 1: That sounds like one of those eerie sounds on the video.
Speaker 4: That sounds like the sound that they play in like
Speaker 4: Hell's Kitchen when somebody sucks up a recipe.
Speaker 1: You know exactly what I watch every season Kitchen. A
Speaker 1: siren head outside just whaling.
Speaker 4: I can't be I can't, I can't deal with that, right,
Speaker 4: just shoot it.
Speaker 1: Idiot, get out, get out of.
Speaker 5: Someone throws a rock at it and kills him.
Speaker 1: Son of Joe, p Joe. He beats up a siren head.
Speaker 1: I want to see that to death. We need Joe
Speaker 1: Pesci versus a siren head. Yeah, you get on it.
Speaker 1: Battle you ye do it?
Speaker 4: And hey, epic Lloyd and fucking the bald guy do
Speaker 4: an epic rap battle as well. I don't remember what
Speaker 4: your name is, Nice Peter, Nice Peter, and epic Lloyd
Speaker 4: is Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so. I saw epic Lloyd at Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. Yeah. I want to go up there
Speaker 1: and say, hey, but like I was, like, what the
Speaker 1: fun why would you do a battle? Yeah? Hey, do
Speaker 1: an epic rap.
Speaker 5: Why don't you wrap battle me right now? And if
Speaker 5: you win, I don't shoot you.
Speaker 1: I wonder I wonder how.
Speaker 4: He feels, because I really wonder how he feels about
Speaker 4: that guy that got stabbed, because he must know about it,
Speaker 4: the guy who got stabbed wrapping along to epic rap
Speaker 4: battles history on the train right right.
Speaker 1: About it. Of course, people his friends definitely were like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, you did this, you did this, you go
Speaker 1: he's I think he's fine. Maybe he loves it.
Speaker 4: I don't know, And we have to mention this because
Speaker 4: I feel like this is a time of the essence
Speaker 4: type thing. Hey, friends, I plan on getting a snark
Speaker 4: tank tattoo soon.
Speaker 1: WHOA, I was hoping.
Speaker 4: I was hoping that you guys could give me some
Speaker 4: ideas on what I should get put onto my skin.
Speaker 1: I prefer serious answers.
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, sween I'm not getting your face and graved
Speaker 4: onto my back.
Speaker 1: So no scumbag, damn damn. Yeah, that is a horrible
Speaker 1: I would high it's funny. I would highly advise against this.
Speaker 1: You don't do that. I wouldn't so I've I've I've
Speaker 1: had a look. Man, people gonna people gonna people have
Speaker 1: been in a band where I think like, at least
Speaker 1: han of our fans got the logo tattooed. I feel
Speaker 1: bad only because we disbanded so quickly, Like say what
Speaker 1: after the band blew up? I left and other people left.
Speaker 1: And that was in twenty ten and the guy is
Speaker 1: still the main guy still, like he put out like
Speaker 1: two tracks and like since twenty ten, and I'm like, damn, nigga,
Speaker 1: these people did not get there. They didn't get anything
Speaker 1: out of it. Is it a cool design? At least
Speaker 1: it looks I like the design. The design is pretty cool,
Speaker 1: but it just feels bad that it was such a
Speaker 1: drop in the bucket of like time, where like the
Speaker 1: band should have existed way longer, like say if somebody
Speaker 1: got like a slipnot tattoo suit seconds whatever. Fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: those bands have a well establish band tattoos, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't think there's aything wrong with that at Also,
Speaker 1: obviously podcast is not music and it's not very inspirational. However,
Speaker 1: the snark tank insignia is not bad in my opinion.
Speaker 1: It's not bad. I guess like get rid of the word.
Speaker 1: But then it's just that No, I wouldn't put I
Speaker 1: would not well that that's kind of I would not
Speaker 1: put snark tank. I would not tattoo on me like
Speaker 1: a brain in the tank. Right yeah, and and yeah
Speaker 1: it's some I don't mind, dude, I'll attacked. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's Homer Simpson on me. I shouldn't even talk, but
Speaker 1: like the wash washing right, Sparkle, missus Sparkle, like, but
Speaker 1: I'll attacktoo, a lot of shodow. It was gonna be bender,
Speaker 1: but then it just it was miss Sparkle looking more
Speaker 1: like Homer Simpsons. No, I just said that was kind
Speaker 1: of similar. They are actually kind of similar. But I
Speaker 1: just at the last second I was like, no, I
Speaker 1: would rather have missus Sparkle. But yeah, like I e
Speaker 1: even myself, I wouldn't feel ashamed of having like, say
Speaker 1: if something that like a like say say if I
Speaker 1: was if I was an avid Sacred Symbols listener, I
Speaker 1: think your guys would saying signy looks cool enough just
Speaker 1: as a design, like somebody it's design. Yeah, so like
Speaker 1: even just as you know, I think the person that
Speaker 1: is involved in the podcast would be like, that's retarded,
Speaker 1: you know, but that's just naturally you're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: feel that way no matter what. Yeah, Like if I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about it, I'm like, oh wow, like somebody like
Speaker 1: a podcast, really bro.
Speaker 4: But it's it's just always it's always scary to me
Speaker 4: when people get things that have to do with me
Speaker 4: tattooed on them, because I feel like a weird responsibility
Speaker 4: to not go.
Speaker 1: Crazy, to not you know what I mean and crazy,
Speaker 1: and I want to go crazy just like you know
Speaker 1: I want naturally because that's the thing. It's like we
Speaker 1: all turn into pedophiles. Well right after they get right, yes,
Speaker 1: right after they get tattooed, he suits the tattoo, and
Speaker 1: then we okay, kill We'll kill people. What are the
Speaker 1: worst get tattooed? Hie?
Speaker 4: Can you imagine getting like getting a tattoo like in
Speaker 4: two thousand and six of like Jared.
Speaker 1: Jared from Ude. Do you think they're, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 4: My weight loss inspiration? And then like immediately it's just
Speaker 4: like ever.
Speaker 1: Even thought of that. There must be holy ship, There
Speaker 1: must be. But that's what freaks me out. Like I
Speaker 1: remember like when I was like when I was first
Speaker 1: starting out on you, when I when I was first
Speaker 1: starting on YouTube, that'll be insane. When I was first
Speaker 1: like blowing up on YouTube, I had people. I've had
Speaker 1: a couple of people tattoo like lyrics that I wrote
Speaker 1: for like some of my old songs or whatever, and
Speaker 1: that's fucking crazy. Really I appreciate it, but that's wild
Speaker 1: to be fair. Lyrics are like a pretty I don't
Speaker 1: know how common they are, but they're not uncommon. Yeah
Speaker 1: you know, no, that's it's common, but I guess it's. Uh,
Speaker 1: usually the musician is because like you're not you're not
Speaker 1: technically a well you are technically I'm as a musician. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: strange it's technically, well, your your highest viewed stuff is music, right,
Speaker 1: I guess that's true. So yeah, technically it is actually works.
Speaker 1: I don't know my hardest I kill a nigga when
Speaker 1: I see yeah, nigga, block this out right now, this
Speaker 1: has to believe the mother say some wild ship. So
Speaker 1: is your twenty the censor yourself? What were you say?
Speaker 1: I don't know, like, uh, you even know you're okay? No,
Speaker 1: I know that's not It's not my hardest bar. Actually
Speaker 1: I had to gaslight me. This was in the ninth grade.
Speaker 1: My first day is uh high school. I was wearing
Speaker 1: a slip not shirt and this dude, David Munos whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't care. He probably love being shouted out. He
Speaker 1: tried to gaslight me and just like, Deese, what do
Speaker 1: you listen to the racist? And I'm like, were you
Speaker 1: talking about? I was like, like, clearly, there's nothing. There's
Speaker 1: nothing in the ether that says anything. Yeah, didn't you
Speaker 1: see one of their songs that and like he started
Speaker 1: citing like Tupac lyrics about like I'll kill a nigga
Speaker 1: whenever I see it. Like he was like, I swear
Speaker 1: to God. Like the way he was acting, he almost
Speaker 1: got me. Yeah, at a certain point, I was like
Speaker 1: he's so passionate about like, no, I swear to God.
Speaker 1: I was like, that makes them cooler.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what their name is, like they it's their
Speaker 4: names slip not because they they want us to not
Speaker 4: slip into socialism.
Speaker 1: We and words next and to not from. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: like like our bend is dead and hated to the
Speaker 1: the disparaging of Emmett till we are.
Speaker 4: Do you think do you think there's a there's a
Speaker 4: not self aggrandizing way to answer that question, though, the
Speaker 4: one that you asked me, like, if you ask a
Speaker 4: musician like what's your hardest bar, do you think like
Speaker 4: they can really answer that.
Speaker 1: I feel they're not allowed. That's a difficult thing to
Speaker 1: do as a musician. It's inherently like he's a fan.
Speaker 1: I feel like you can do it. But yeah, as
Speaker 1: a fan, because you could be like, this is how
Speaker 1: you answer it. But I have a favorite bar. I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: a favorite. I rape n words have to die, all right,
Speaker 1: I dragged drag talking about I'm gonna grab a royalty
Speaker 1: free beat. You're opening your verse with I rape inwards.
Speaker 1: Have to Derek.
Speaker 5: I swear to god if we if we did a
Speaker 5: stream or some bullshit. Yeah, where on a channel? I
Speaker 5: know it's gonna die. I know it's gonna die. This
Speaker 5: shadow was doomed, like there's no way come watch Tom
Speaker 5: Sweeney get banned.
Speaker 1: I have an unmonetizable channel. Well, at least it's something happened.
Speaker 1: I think. I feel like the Rocks people fucked my channel.
Speaker 1: But I have this channel called Black Chad, and they
Speaker 1: kept taking away my monetization. I would reapply, they would approve,
Speaker 1: and then it would get taken away again. I would
Speaker 1: post nothing there had been nothing posted since they kept
Speaker 1: taking away my monetization. I talked to the support and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, assholes, why are you approving my
Speaker 1: ship and then taking it away? And they're like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: the guidelines say and I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: fuck the guidelines. If my shit's not able to be monetized,
Speaker 1: then stop approving me, like just pick one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so fuck that channel. If that channel explodes, I don't
Speaker 1: give a shit. That's what makes it YouTube on. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: I I miss making videos and I'm making stuff right now,
Speaker 4: but it's just like it is there is like some
Speaker 4: of in my head was like do I even like
Speaker 4: this anymore? Not even like making stuff, but just the
Speaker 4: site itself. You don't want to put up with like
Speaker 4: the bullshit right once it's done and then be like, oh.
Speaker 1: It's actually approved. JK, yeah, just kidding. Actually you're fucking
Speaker 1: demonetized now entirely. You made three cents, yeah, you made
Speaker 1: eight minutes. Like what do you mean It's so like
Speaker 1: you didn't put anything in your tags. It's like the
Speaker 1: tags aren't do anything anyway, Like why are the tag
Speaker 1: still there? It's like a fucking appendix, right, it's annoying.
Speaker 1: It is totally I like making stuff, but like, fuck,
Speaker 1: every time I think about like posting it and like
Speaker 1: dealing with it, it's pretty annoying. Platform needs a lot
Speaker 1: of work, man. I'm pretty uh happy to say that
Speaker 1: there is no Jerald Fogle focal tattoos, at least on
Speaker 1: Google showing up. That's good. That's pretty good. That's a
Speaker 1: pretty good indication people. There's some weird pictures of him,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, like what the like, what is he
Speaker 1: doing right here? Why is there a picture of like this?
Speaker 1: What is he doing? Is there a picture of him
Speaker 1: like you know, you know the you know the face,
Speaker 1: it's like some weird like clothing going on, almost like
Speaker 1: he's jogging into a sneak. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I don't even know how to that's a
Speaker 4: crazy poy.
Speaker 1: He's fucking running up on someone's kid. Dude.
Speaker 4: I want to see somebody rotoscope a goblin over that,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, because that's a that's a
Speaker 4: goblin ass.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like the idea of Joe.
Speaker 5: There's a picture of him where you know that you
Speaker 5: know the classic cock edit where you have your dick
Speaker 5: go through the frame of the camera. Then you're peeking
Speaker 5: over the side of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that classic. That's the classic. Hell are
Speaker 1: you talking?
Speaker 5: I think there's a there's a picture of Shrek like
Speaker 5: that where Shrek is like standing with his and he's
Speaker 5: peeking over his dick like it was a you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna piss. I haven't been so badly this laughing
Speaker 1: is baking it her dude.
Speaker 5: Shrek with oh my god, get hard ass green dick
Speaker 5: pulled up, was saying.
Speaker 1: Why why would I even Yeah, you guys want to
Speaker 1: do one more and call it? Yeah? Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: want you while you're reading, I want to go piss.
Speaker 1: Shrek cock picture.
Speaker 4: Tween flosses the gap in his teeth with Shacks deal
Speaker 4: with Shack's dick wrote, and he says, hello, Django, Aldo
Speaker 4: and Black Hans Landa.
Speaker 1: Who's all though I don't know, oh Aldo Rain, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is bad? What is that? No? I
Speaker 1: just typed in what he said, Shrek penis and Shrek
Speaker 1: cock picture. A lot of don't do there's a lot
Speaker 1: of them don't No, of course, Well, I mean, well
Speaker 1: here you go. Oh wait, it's I don't know what
Speaker 1: I want? Here you go see it? That is crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it. Leave me alone. I
Speaker 1: just saw that again. Is that quite what I thought
Speaker 1: it'd be? His idea. It's like it's all in frame,
Speaker 1: it is you. It was the same picture. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was the same That was like. That was like you
Speaker 1: know in three D, like they say, it's like in
Speaker 1: Scream when you run away from home ghost face into
Speaker 1: a room and another ghost space, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, for the longest time, I thought that character's name
Speaker 4: was just screamed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, to know ghost Face was the name.
Speaker 5: I don't remember them saying it all in the first one.
Speaker 5: They never said it its bar as.
Speaker 1: I'm concerned the original ones, you think, so maybe in.
Speaker 4: The second one said like the ghost Face Killer or something.
Speaker 1: Oh, I honestly, I don't. Maybe I don't remember rapper
Speaker 1: ghost Killer. Yeah, like my liquid swords. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: I thought they stole that. I thought he came before
Speaker 1: the movie. He did come up before a movie. So
Speaker 1: that's what I'm like, did they steal? Probably, That's what
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 5: I was like, because ghost because ghost Face Killer is
Speaker 5: a guy from an ancient like an old ancient.
Speaker 1: An ancient ku from an old cop like that's so insane.
Speaker 1: That almost said that. But from an old kung ful foot,
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, so that's where he got his name from.
Speaker 1: And so I was thinking ghost Face was it was
Speaker 1: probably coincidence. I was thinking they just like, oh, that
Speaker 1: sounds cool because ghost Face Killer exists, let's just call
Speaker 1: him ghost Face and and and it wasn't like an
Speaker 1: original thought in the movies at all. That was just
Speaker 1: my literally, without even verifying it. I just thought that.
Speaker 1: I literally just thought his name was screen. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so this guy writes, do it whale. That name is whales.
Speaker 1: Shout whales like the symbio the last question, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go PiZZ and then you read the thing scope is
Speaker 1: now and then we'll do the last question. I know,
Speaker 1: what's happening to get out of here? Yeah, go to
Speaker 1: go Pete's no, no, no, I'm not. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: let you do this.
Speaker 4: Somebody, uh, someone previously had asked what I p you
Speaker 4: would turn into a musical, and my first thought was
Speaker 4: Gears of War, right as Chris said it. But let's
Speaker 4: take this this step further. What property would you turn
Speaker 4: into a Shakespearean play? I think Halo would work wonderfully
Speaker 4: is it's just a story about a knight in shining
Speaker 4: armor defending his woman's honor. But also there's a medieval
Speaker 4: cover of the Halo theme on YouTube.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty good, like a bard core version. Uh, sonic,
Speaker 4: it's easy. I think a good one Shakespearean sonic would
Speaker 4: be whilious.
Speaker 5: Because it would be it'd be like autistic people back then.
Speaker 1: Just sniff you on drugs. Yeah, not right now, but
Speaker 1: that's what sniffing means.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, only so I would say back in the day,
Speaker 5: Back in the day, I would say sonic like autistic
Speaker 5: people from back then, yea being like, oh, I love
Speaker 5: sonic so much. No, they're they're doing on purpose motherfuckers
Speaker 5: that are like really like like imagine like an old
Speaker 5: English pismatic motherfucker, like violently autistic, but like a bunch
Speaker 5: of fucking like I don't know what's what's over fixation
Speaker 5: back then, like a bunch of may bunch of different
Speaker 5: piles of mud. I'm really into collecting money crickets. You
Speaker 5: want to see something.
Speaker 9: Crickets, this modern cricket collection. But I would say I've
Speaker 9: been collecting it for over eight minutes. Red Dead would
Speaker 9: be an amazing play, but it actually be good. Red
Speaker 9: Head would just be really.
Speaker 1: I want to like I would if it was Red Dead.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like a like Jersey. I wanted
Speaker 1: I want like a musical. I want like Jersey. I
Speaker 1: want it to be like you know, like I want
Speaker 1: like I want to hear Arthur Morgan sing essentially. Now
Speaker 1: Dust is planning quite that good. I think I'm in understood.
Speaker 1: We should kill Mike, and we should do it right now.
Speaker 1: We're getting shot out of town. Amazing. I have a plane.
Speaker 1: Listen to me, Son, because I'm still the man. You
Speaker 1: should do that.
Speaker 5: What Rice, It's like metal, It's like it's like fucking
Speaker 5: eighties punk metal where everything is like really fucking It's like, let's.
Speaker 1: Go boy.
Speaker 4: Like early early garage pop punk.
Speaker 1: That there, that's funny, and then Seaan and Lenny have
Speaker 1: to have a round bar. Now, what do you think
Speaker 1: would lend itself?
Speaker 4: What do you think would lend itself better to like
Speaker 4: like a lin Manuel like in the Heights Hamilton.
Speaker 1: I think mass. I think genuine dude, you already got
Speaker 1: you already got a shepherd, and I'm probably hispanic.
Speaker 5: I don't need no need to panic. I want if
Speaker 5: I may just messes tties. They're quite gigantic. I know
Speaker 5: ship that I probably shouldn't know.
Speaker 1: I'm nice. I'm not gonna go there. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: you're gonna, you're gonna okay, okay, funk. What's this hilarians
Speaker 1: name again? Morton Mordan? He would sucking, he would do
Speaker 1: really well. He would be a really good rapper, appear
Speaker 1: you know, because you know, I mean he was, you know,
Speaker 1: mixtat on it. He'd be like, I really gotta get
Speaker 1: in at this because he's gay? Yeah, gay? Is he is? He?
Speaker 1: I don't think Clarians. I don't think that.
Speaker 5: I don't think they know. Particularly Morten will never have kids.
Speaker 5: He can't take his mind off something enough to figure
Speaker 5: out he wants to have sex. I'm sure hey experienced experience,
Speaker 5: experimented on his own. Balls are like, he doesn't have
Speaker 5: balls anymore. I don't need these text calls anymore. I
Speaker 5: needed I don't need texts so hard it hurts. They
Speaker 5: can't be here if they hurt.
Speaker 1: Wow, I heard quite a bit. Dude. Sheldon is a Celarian,
Speaker 1: isn't he? Sheldon as Morden? Right? Yeah, in the music
Speaker 1: though I love it, love it.
Speaker 5: Morden is the only character that's like one of those
Speaker 5: fucking super nerds that I'm like, this guy is fucking Badassah.
Speaker 1: I love him because like he's also a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: like he'll kill the ship out of people like he is,
Speaker 1: like he'd be like, what did you do that for?
Speaker 1: He's like had to be done. He's just like he's
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I had to be done.
Speaker 5: Was like people them in the back in the head.
Speaker 5: But I was running. I told him on the way
Speaker 5: to I told him I wouldn't sewot him, so he'd
Speaker 5: run farther away from me. Blood wouldn't get on me board.
Speaker 5: You destroyed an entire solar system?
Speaker 1: How to be done? I don't know. They're ugly. They're
Speaker 1: ugly to me. Everybody else they have there, find everybody else,
Speaker 1: everybody else on they were But you would love killed
Speaker 1: ten billion people more than do it again people. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I don't know if those people Shepherd
Speaker 1: that's an arguing to.
Speaker 2: Make so.
Speaker 1: About that Shepherd fresh out of here? Is that what
Speaker 1: they is? That like a thing on that is that
Speaker 1: a bit on the show is baha fresh clean, the
Speaker 1: clean Mexican food. I guess it's disgusting. It's it's like
Speaker 1: I've had a chicken casse to deal from Baja Fresh
Speaker 1: one time. Actually, was this a real place?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've only seen that was not convincing. Well no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean I went, I went to a Baja Fresh
Speaker 1: in the and there's a casino that was by our
Speaker 1: house in North Vegas. There we go. I'd get like
Speaker 1: an ice cream from the dairy queen, and then I
Speaker 1: tried a a state case of the a country side
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Speaker 1: I'd rather go to Rather, I'd rather go to Baja
Speaker 1: and kill four people.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, well on that note, we're the fuck out
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Speaker 4: pooh Blink Blink Number one and two extra am o
Speaker 4: idea plan each other's funerals from this uh, from this
Speaker 4: point on, like careers, relationships, places of living.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna kick the ship out of you guys,
Speaker 1: this all pulpkask and just punch the ship out of
Speaker 1: your fucking bodies. That's crazy. I want by approached the
Speaker 1: casket like somberly. You just start starting just body blows.
Speaker 1: You see the warriors, Yeah, that fucking the leader of
Speaker 1: the warriors. They just fucking bow him to death. Like
Speaker 1: it's all of those fucking dudes just to get in
Speaker 1: and gathering. They're just and I was like, that is
Speaker 1: that's it's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's complete overkill, big meaty, stinking my human taxidermy flashlight
Speaker 4: and dildo business will pop off. Trust me, Andy, the
Speaker 4: man who's handy is on our eightier, but not as
Speaker 4: Dandy always thought.
Speaker 1: That's what new York actually was. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: For some period of time right after the Depression, New
Speaker 1: York was hell. It was essentially it was it was
Speaker 1: it was gangs in New York and then it was
Speaker 1: the Warriors, like right, sorry, during the depression and like
Speaker 1: a little after it was hell. I guess it's accurate
Speaker 1: to say that gangs in New York and then the Warriors.
Speaker 5: Eighties, well, the nineties was the highest crime rate, the
Speaker 5: highest crime rate in human history recorded. People say was
Speaker 5: obviously New York in the nineties, like early nineties.
Speaker 1: It was early nineties, eighties. Yeah, yeah, can we can
Speaker 1: we start a gang like that? I started gang? But
Speaker 1: it would they'd have to all ventre drink the kol
Speaker 1: aid at the end. Oh, yelling Kyo, yelling Kyle Ken
Speaker 1: during sex. I want Trump to do that. Dude, got
Speaker 1: start a gang? Well you know of kool aid. I
Speaker 1: wanted to Jim Jones, you don't got it? How would
Speaker 1: that be? RFA made this wonderful little bit. He's so good,
Speaker 1: so yummy. If you look closely at it, you'll see
Speaker 1: it's got stuff swimming around. And do not worry these
Speaker 1: every patriot take these pills before you drink it. We
Speaker 1: made this from the cleanest water in the world. It's permafrost,
Speaker 1: melted bermafrost from the Arctic. It's been frozen for thousands
Speaker 1: of years. Only thousands, not millions of the earth is
Speaker 1: not that old. But wow, guy, some guy, some guy
Speaker 1: drank his and it took there and then he triple dies,
Speaker 1: and those other two people they see him melt and
Speaker 1: they're still upset that they stole it.
Speaker 4: Alex Jones on the side is like, Sir, I gotta say,
Speaker 4: these microbes are delicious.
Speaker 5: He dies, comes back to life, dies again, comes back
Speaker 5: to life, then lights up.
Speaker 4: If that's on fire, his lungs explode.
Speaker 1: I can't believe he stole my drake. That guy's just
Speaker 1: fucking He's a pile. He's just a puddle of good
Speaker 1: What the man that was mid You might be you
Speaker 1: might be bleeding in your pee, but do not worry.
Speaker 1: It's it's part of the nification process. Don't fred I
Speaker 1: love you? Aren't you fuck my wife? No problem? Problem
Speaker 1: already done. Does she look like Ivanka? She looks like dammit.
Speaker 1: Does she look like my daughter? She is not Evanka?
Speaker 1: Shut up, no dye.
Speaker 10: She looks like a big and ship. Okay, okay, I've
Speaker 10: got a few minutes. Let's give her an extra dose.
Speaker 10: I'm blind in both eyes, it doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 1: I can feel my heart in my big toe. I'm dying.
Speaker 1: Let's fuck. After you drink this beverage, you will ascend.
Speaker 1: As I have.
Speaker 4: Starts floating, he starts actually floating, shitting himself so violently floating.
Speaker 4: It's really it's really just it's really just his nervous
Speaker 4: system shaking so quickly that it's just.
Speaker 1: Come on my peen. Oh, I'm down on my knees.
Speaker 4: Heath Smoker going off to Vegas Gids Review Slaves USA,
Speaker 4: edging to the entire episode and failing cowered the couragely dog.
Speaker 4: I am a make a wish child, and I want Sweeny.
Speaker 4: I'm a make a wish child, and I want Sweeney
Speaker 4: to twerk. Bent Shapiro Bent, Oh, Bent Shippino.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know it's Bent dick, very bit, very
Speaker 1: small penis. That's very bit. That's just his hip dangerously. See.
Speaker 1: I would add a big paties of my session and
Speaker 1: have Ce's large hits sacrifice. Yeah, that's right. She took off,
Speaker 1: She took off the genets for the slide. She took
Speaker 1: all the sex appeal sliders. I was circumcised, but extremely
Speaker 1: he's cut off both of its cock for some reason.
Speaker 1: They got a samurai. I just cut off my penis.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's great. She has her tits are
Speaker 1: fucking crazy, dude, like she got because like when you're
Speaker 1: making kids, you have the sexypil sliders and then they
Speaker 1: maxters to one hundred and his on one. So unfortunate, unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, she's ninety nine, he's one. Yeah, so unfortunately,
Speaker 1: that's how it works, licking balls, licking balls, penis, time
Speaker 1: and city. Kevin Durant's feelish. He never went. That boy
Speaker 1: never went. He never went thirsty. Damn I did put
Speaker 1: possibly and she's made to some super gay guy. I
Speaker 1: couldn't even appreciate those tips too. That's unfortunate, super unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Doctor man love or how I learned to stop a beard? Right?
Speaker 1: That's so he's Oh god, shrek, you jump scared yourself.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's like a cat staring in the mirror
Speaker 1: and then like forgetting that it's doing that. I was like,
Speaker 1: whoa cat? That's crazy? Why is that? Why can't I
Speaker 1: smell it.
Speaker 4: That's weird, Doctor man Love or how I learned to
Speaker 4: stop worrying about love? The carry on with the UK
Speaker 4: slander ship. He sucks here man, mister pants Derek look
Speaker 4: up dig Hell at high noon on YouTube. I would
Speaker 4: love a metal cover.
Speaker 1: Just weird. Oh my god, he whoa, whoa. He looks
Speaker 1: like he does not deserve those Mommy milkers.
Speaker 4: That's really strange.
Speaker 1: He looks like if he does not deserve those Mimmy milkers.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, he looks if Peter Pant was gay was trying
Speaker 5: to hide it.
Speaker 1: You can't look at even with it being blurry, you
Speaker 1: can tell gay. He looks Look what straight man would
Speaker 1: ever do this? He might be out of focus, but
Speaker 1: his gay is just clear. Hey, oh but yeah, this
Speaker 1: is It's just it's okay that he's gay. It's just
Speaker 1: it's just a waste of a waist of milkers.
Speaker 5: What a what a bal twirling.
Speaker 1: A look at my sk lily ass fucking relax, don't
Speaker 1: even And he's like, I know I need a scarf.
Speaker 1: Check out the snark tank. Wait is it real? What?
Speaker 4: Check out the snark Tank bingo app on ith dot
Speaker 4: i O. Anyone can enter bingo submissions.
Speaker 1: Enjoy. That's amazing. If that's cool. Oh you know what
Speaker 1: I been meaning to make a sound board for us?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we can actually put that on Edward. We
Speaker 1: can actually put that on the zoom.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, actually, like I don't know how exactly, but
Speaker 4: I'm sure it'll take exactly five minutes on we'll figure
Speaker 4: it out. Knowledge is soup is fucking so it's so trivial. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And I never commit anything to memory, and I am no,
Speaker 4: I can just look it up.
Speaker 1: I'm now ignorant. Now, I'm ignorant now because of that.
Speaker 1: You're ignorant, ignorant. I I thought you said that too.
Speaker 1: If I said that, I didn't know. I said you
Speaker 1: did not say you said that? No, I know, he says, well,
Speaker 1: I say you said you wanted me to say that.
Speaker 5: I think you say.
Speaker 1: I say you said you said that, and I thought
Speaker 1: I said, you gasoled the funk out of me. So
Speaker 1: you said it. I heard say it. You heard it
Speaker 1: because you heard me say that. But I didn't actually
Speaker 1: say that said that, but you actually said it first.
Speaker 1: And now I'm saying, uh, ignorant, But I'm saying you
Speaker 1: said it first. It's crazy that's like racist, that's hardcore racist.
Speaker 1: That's fucking Jim Crochet. You know something, so my so
Speaker 1: that is a en ignorant boil. You've got a wide
Speaker 1: brown what are you Scandinavian?
Speaker 5: I think old is so fucking funny. It's it's their fat.
Speaker 4: That's why I love that character in Community, Pierce's dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he is. What he say, you got a
Speaker 1: white brow? What are you Scandinavian? Yeah, that's right. He's
Speaker 1: got that fake hair. I gotta watch that hair. And
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't use real hair because the real
Speaker 1: hair is taken but from the from the godless Asian
Speaker 1: or the godless Oriental. Right, he did have the dude,
Speaker 1: it's so good. It's so fun that it's a good show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I keep seeing it on my Instagram. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to rewatch that for sure. It's good.
Speaker 4: Fro Jogan almost defrosted once mister Beast raised one hundred
Speaker 4: thousand dollars and brought in blind AIDS children to refreeze
Speaker 4: him in exchange for the cure. By Curious George, that's
Speaker 4: a lot by It's a heavy concept.
Speaker 1: It is Curious George's classic VI Curious.
Speaker 4: George's classic character. Of course, Homeland are getting beat to
Speaker 4: that by l A Beast and Buff Correl. Jolly old
Speaker 4: dipshit eat it.
Speaker 1: What are you doing, by the way, La Beast and
Speaker 1: Buff Correl? Oh, he's doing his I don't know he
Speaker 1: stimming or something. He's doing his piano. He's doing his
Speaker 1: blindism character. Isn't she Love? Isn't she reateded? Suck on
Speaker 1: my dick, lick on my balls. He just floats. You
Speaker 1: listen to all of his songs again, it's it's literally
Speaker 1: just all him about fucking Who is this? His name
Speaker 1: is Stephen Wonderful?
Speaker 4: Are you related to the shark tank guy?
Speaker 1: I don't know this. I only know Mark Cuban. Is
Speaker 1: there a mister Wonderful? Guy's name was mister wonder He's
Speaker 1: not even jokes That guy's mister that asshole, not kidding.
Speaker 1: It's kind of a piece of ship, kind of like
Speaker 1: when you call a buff guy tiny, Yeah, okay, this
Speaker 1: is tiny, but this is Eric the Human a dog
Speaker 1: okay fair. Actually the answer to that question earlier is like,
Speaker 1: that's probably one of my favorite ones recently, the Human.
Speaker 4: Like, what's your favorite from the show. I think that
Speaker 4: the Mob with contradictory names is great. I love it, Sandals,
Speaker 4: And when I said Eric the Human, I was such
Speaker 4: a name for your dog.
Speaker 1: If I have a dog, I'm definite naming it Eric
Speaker 1: the Human.
Speaker 5: Eric the Human, You a good boy, Come here, be
Speaker 5: a good boy human, and mall the fucking child for me.
Speaker 5: Eric walks up to He puts his hand on Ted
Speaker 5: and his dug ball. He bites.
Speaker 1: Jolly old dipship eating a salad with Bob Barker microphone
Speaker 1: length fork, saggy pussy lips. Jesus fucking Christ, Your screaming
Speaker 1: froz Ogan impression was horrifying. Oh yeah, yeah, crazy, this
Speaker 1: my threat still hurts. The orange N word really picked R. F.
Speaker 1: K Junior for Health and Human Service. Dude, it's we're living.
Speaker 1: We're in real clown world. About Gates, Oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it is extreme class. Like I was at this point,
Speaker 1: I want Trump to just have an entire circus tent
Speaker 1: build over this country. It feels appropriate.
Speaker 4: Jared Fogal for child safety. Let's get please come on it.
Speaker 1: Might as well, dude, Department of Government Efficiency, doge come
Speaker 1: the like, we're so unserious? What you have fun anymore?
Speaker 1: I saw that response. Actually, I'm not allowed to have
Speaker 1: fun anymore. You fucking voted for these cunts because things
Speaker 1: are so bad. There's the inflation so bad, but now
Speaker 1: you have a hard time fucking. I would literally jingling
Speaker 1: keys in front of people, like it's crazy.
Speaker 4: You can have a whole cable channel that's just jingling keys,
Speaker 4: and I guarantee you, like it'll siphon out like all
Speaker 4: Foxes and be like this.
Speaker 1: Just like gallery Dude, Sean Hannity, Jesse Waters are just
Speaker 1: we're just competing with the keys who can shake him faster.
Speaker 1: And then I forgot a lot. I think he's making
Speaker 1: better bullets. It's gonna be like TikTok where like you
Speaker 1: know how like it's usually like a clip of like
Speaker 1: some actual content and then like I don't know, somebody
Speaker 1: like crushing moonsand like it'll be like it'll be just
Speaker 1: Fox News, but like half the half the screen is
Speaker 1: like the Fox News and then the other half is
Speaker 1: like people jingling of the camera, and then there's some
Speaker 1: geriatric and it's just like he's got a great point.
Speaker 1: The dog is so cool. Go they did, dude, I don't.
Speaker 4: Care that it was a real person's dog and it's
Speaker 4: a real image that's being misappropriated to a fucking political party.
Speaker 1: I love it. I don't think you get it, man,
Speaker 1: it's just funny. People like that. I can't.
Speaker 5: I don't value them. I think they There should be
Speaker 5: no crime for harming them. She should be no crime.
Speaker 5: There should be nothing committal service.
Speaker 1: Why are you homed me? I just have fun? You
Speaker 1: know when you know when Jarrin you watch you watch
Speaker 1: super right and they need to drive and they stick
Speaker 1: their ass on the ship. They came right into the hole.
Speaker 3: Care stop beating my keys. All that lone was going
Speaker 3: to strengthen my strike, my fucking abuses against bacteria is
Speaker 3: strengthen mymutes.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about the floria florid thing? Yeah, it's like,
Speaker 1: why is there even florid in our water? Explain it
Speaker 1: to me, genius, explain it to you. So you can't,
Speaker 1: You're you're you're fumbling.
Speaker 4: The issue with taking floriad out of the water is
Speaker 4: that I think that in a vacuum would probably be
Speaker 4: fine because.
Speaker 1: Water is natural, right, whatever.
Speaker 4: The issue is like, we can't take florida out of
Speaker 4: the water and then continue to eat the diet that
Speaker 4: the American person eats, you cannot drink Coca cola and
Speaker 4: then get rid of the We're gonna look like British
Speaker 4: people and like one generation.
Speaker 11: If that's the case, you don't understand, Chris, see the
Speaker 11: third eye, the piehole, and that controls are come. Yeah,
Speaker 11: is being diminished by the floride.
Speaker 1: This is real ship. They think it's affecting your pineal
Speaker 1: gland and it's making people stupid. The fluoride is what's
Speaker 1: making people stupid, not their lack of education. It's the fluoride. Look,
Speaker 1: to be clear, you shouldn't What are you gonna say
Speaker 1: you shouldn't eat pure floride? Well, yeah, it says don't
Speaker 1: eat toothpaste, don't eat your toothpaste, don't swallow it cal
Speaker 1: poison control. Eating fluoride will fuck you up. But the
Speaker 1: parts massive quantity, yes, but the parts per million that
Speaker 1: the floor, it's not gonna kill you. I actually I
Speaker 1: had had a conversation just make you dumb. I had
Speaker 1: a conversation with my mom about that, which is like, oh,
Speaker 1: the GMOs, you know, the crops, like they're killing the
Speaker 1: bugs and stuff, so like that, why would I want
Speaker 1: to eat that? I was like Mom, you're not a bug. Mom,
Speaker 1: You're not a bug. If you eat that, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna die when you spray raid? Do you die? Chocolate
Speaker 1: kills dogs? That's what I'm saying. Are you ever sprayed
Speaker 1: rain and you're like, you're not a bug. You'll be
Speaker 1: fine if you inhale a.
Speaker 5: Little bit of raid, like like you know, naturally animal
Speaker 5: get some of it in your lungs, animal bites, like
Speaker 5: an animal bite.
Speaker 1: What do you mask when you're spreading? I liked it.
Speaker 1: Whenever I think of R f K talking, I imagine,
Speaker 1: you know, when it's gonna have a very specific and
Speaker 1: stupid but there's a scene in Uh Night Before Christmas
Speaker 1: where where Oogie Boogie rolls dice and then a worm
Speaker 1: kind of crawls in and out of the holes on
Speaker 1: the die. And that's what I imagine giving a speech.
Speaker 1: And then there's like a worm just like crawling up
Speaker 1: his nose, out his ear, down his throat. As he's talking.
Speaker 1: It's always this pop, it's like whack a mole.
Speaker 4: It goes out his nose, in his ear, and like
Speaker 4: it's constantly it's like a out.
Speaker 5: Of his eye, you know, the Scooby dooe bit where
Speaker 5: out the rooms, like like like that, I'm thinking of
Speaker 5: that situation.
Speaker 1: It's it's not too far from amazing. This is the
Speaker 1: best case scenario for like this situation.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, it's actually really it's actually
Speaker 4: in a in a really look in a dark way
Speaker 4: is a great thing, yes, because only the dumbest people
Speaker 4: are going to follow these rules and it's not going
Speaker 4: to work out well for them. Yeah, and so like
Speaker 4: you know, you're gonna look British as fuck if he
Speaker 4: takes the.
Speaker 1: Floor out of you morons. A lot of those assholes
Speaker 1: already have tooth the k with their being floored in
Speaker 1: the water. I know they don't understand good Unfortunately they
Speaker 1: have no like scientists have been like, please, you don't
Speaker 1: understand how bad our teeth were before we started doing this.
Speaker 1: And then I'll show neal glad you gotta open up
Speaker 1: your third eyes on And the problem.
Speaker 4: Is that the pack the problem that he packages insane shit,
Speaker 4: like it's like eighty percent insane shit with twenty percent
Speaker 4: normal Like oh, they're like the red dye. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's probably not necessar it's literally just in there, just.
Speaker 1: Like forever chemicals, there's some things that I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: he's some things that he's saying. I'm like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: should stop fucking with forever chemicals. I think actually I agree,
Speaker 1: I think uh uh Tim Walls actually did some ship
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, and he did a lot of good
Speaker 1: things in Minnesota. I feel like it doesn't matter. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's insane. Uh. He doesn't believe that fucking age is real.
Speaker 1: Like this guy's in charge of the health or whatever.
Speaker 1: He thinks it's oh, gay people doing poppers. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: I can't have this conversation. It's in his book. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is not I am not making this ship up.
Speaker 1: And he's done conferences talking about it, and Joe Rogan's like,
Speaker 1: this is a brilliant man. There's a brilliant man. Oh
Speaker 1: you know he's also a brilliant man, Terrence Howard. Howard's
Speaker 1: a brilliant man. He thinks he's a fucking genius. Did
Speaker 1: you see that.
Speaker 4: Clip of him, Joe Rogan being like, he's like, I
Speaker 4: can't remember what the fuck it is. But Jamie like, uh,
Speaker 4: fact checks him in real time and he's like, I
Speaker 4: can't find any evidence to support this, and he's like, uh,
Speaker 4: oh damn, I really wanted it to be true.
Speaker 1: Anyway, his rooms y.
Speaker 5: It was the kid to the school with the fucking
Speaker 5: the kids in school to getting Oh no, that wasn't
Speaker 5: it was something else.
Speaker 1: It was old. It is way older. So it's it's
Speaker 1: like something about like this is what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: the you're talking about the vodka, them shoving tampons that
Speaker 1: they're asking vodka. That was one where he said no,
Speaker 1: he said I my friend's wife, yeah said this, so
Speaker 1: he tied himself to it.
Speaker 4: I remember it was about the campaign contributions, about like
Speaker 4: uh about like Kamala Harris paying like I don't know,
Speaker 4: forty five billion dollars to Beyonce or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 4: It was like some Instagram infographic going around how much
Speaker 4: they paid to eminem or whatever, and and Jamie was like,
Speaker 4: there's actually no evidence of any of that. I don't
Speaker 4: know how true that is, Like who the fuck knows,
Speaker 4: but like it was like literally an infograph on Instagram
Speaker 4: that just was like thrown out there, and he was like,
Speaker 4: oh damn, I want it to be true. It's like,
Speaker 4: how do you not hear yourself? It's very because you
Speaker 4: want something to be true. I don't know whatever it's.
Speaker 1: It's to me, it's more concerning like his stupid fucking audience,
Speaker 1: where it's they hear him say shit like that all
Speaker 1: the time, or when that guy just still don't know
Speaker 1: this guy's name. Remember when he he said the the
Speaker 1: State of the Union address was fake? Or are they
Speaker 1: pre recorded? Yeah, they pre recorded it because because looking
Speaker 1: at Biden's watch, the time was wrong. Do you understand
Speaker 1: how fucking insane that sounds? Anybody? Most of my watches
Speaker 1: that I've worn are not synked like a smart watch
Speaker 1: or like, yeah, like if it's if it's like because
Speaker 1: I like to wear a lot of wind ups.
Speaker 4: Well, the insane thing about it, same thing about it
Speaker 4: is that it's live streamed. And then the coordination it
Speaker 4: would take to fake that live stream is it is difficult.
Speaker 4: I would imagine to even coordinate, like if I wanted
Speaker 4: to go live, like if I wanted to pre tape
Speaker 4: a live stream and can and convince people that it
Speaker 4: was Like I feel like that alone would be difficult,
Speaker 4: Like I'd be likeuy, sorry, I can't read chat right now,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But like that's difficult. So to get hundreds of people
Speaker 1: to coordinate Republicans who hate their guts, who hate Biden
Speaker 1: wants them to fail. Yeah, let's yeah. Sure, like even
Speaker 1: that reached because that guy that was pushing back as
Speaker 1: stupid as fuck too. I know. Imagine having someone just
Speaker 1: a complete moron being like, hey, Joe, come on, I'm
Speaker 1: not even that that's your dog telling you you're a
Speaker 1: fucking idiot. I'm sure Joe Rogan's dog, Marshall does that
Speaker 1: all the time. I'm sure Joe Rogan wants to go
Speaker 1: fucking jump off the cliff while he's hiking, and the
Speaker 1: dog's like, you know, you're like a little bit back.
Speaker 1: He's just like, stop, what are you doing, Marcia. It's
Speaker 1: fucking what's his.
Speaker 5: Name, it's Marshall, Max Will fucking the Grin.
Speaker 4: It's basically that is absolutely gonna drown in his toilet
Speaker 4: when I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I've never been more disappointed in human ever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he made me decides he was actually like, once
Speaker 5: upon a time I was respectable, Yes, but it's like whatever,
Speaker 5: that was a long time ago.
Speaker 4: That's okay, hung Man, there's gonna to feel down, I said,
Speaker 4: hung Man. Pick your dick off the ground, I said,
Speaker 4: hung Man, twenty sixteen remake Going Crazy New Sonic Game hash.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see worms in his brain pretty soon. We're gonna,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you go full Gorilla one day and try
Speaker 1: to fucking bat. I just think that, like it's gonna
Speaker 1: be the perfect explanation. One day, you're gonna see the
Speaker 1: worms start doing the thing, like you're like, oh, he
Speaker 1: gave him the worms. Okay, I gave him.
Speaker 4: It's a bunch of worms that are trying to take
Speaker 4: over the plan.
Speaker 1: It actually makes more sense. Some people were saying it
Speaker 1: was it's the hair piece. It's like an alien unless
Speaker 1: so Trump's hair, Boris Johnson's hair, that Argentinian presidents, they
Speaker 1: all fucking crazy hair is Like, I think it's an alien.
Speaker 1: It makes more sense to It makes more sense to
Speaker 1: me that we have now Sonic Game has a higher
Speaker 1: score than Sparking zero Rise against is the used for
Speaker 1: straight men. Uh spinchy the kid Chris wears that hal
Speaker 1: TV show video she picking on my Pippa clicked the
Speaker 1: wrong shitter. Sparking zero zero a masterpiece. No, yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 1: It's fun. It's really good. I haven't watched the video,
Speaker 1: but I saw actman He's like asking the question this
Speaker 1: sparking zero masterpiece, and I'm like.
Speaker 5: What is this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really insanely cool. I'm not gonna you're gonna make me
Speaker 1: click on this quick bank.
Speaker 4: It's really good, Like I like it. It's not like
Speaker 4: the greatest game in the world or anything. Of those
Speaker 4: games were never the greatest.
Speaker 1: Games the world. It was just really fun.
Speaker 4: I love that it's just a lore accurate fighting game
Speaker 4: that it makes no effort to be balanced. I love
Speaker 4: that it's it's that's awesome. Actually, I perpletely prefer that.
Speaker 4: Sometimes Sometimes I'm like, you know, just keep it fucking
Speaker 4: wacky for games I need I keep whacky, you know,
Speaker 4: like like Halo two where they were just like, oh,
Speaker 4: the sword's broken whatever, who cares ones that sort. You
Speaker 4: could zoom in with a sniper and then switch real
Speaker 4: quick and then lunch like sniper distance.
Speaker 1: No, it's like the Vanguard charge. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Literally, actually just straight up as long as your radical
Speaker 4: was read and you like timed it right, like it's.
Speaker 5: The funny funny because would do that ship and I
Speaker 5: fucking slam a room when they're just like this is
Speaker 5: so I know they're not having fun at all. People
Speaker 5: that are fighting me and like this motherfucker, why can't
Speaker 5: I do ship.
Speaker 1: Like it's fun? I like broken ship?
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