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YouTube dot com slash softcore History. Today on Softcore History,

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we are talking about the Bell Witch. I could go

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into a lot of details, but suffice it to say

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it's spooky month and here is all you need to

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know two facts. One this is the witch that the

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Blair Witch Project was based on. And two this witch

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tangled with Andrew Jackson. That is all you need to know.

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I present to you Softcore Histories episode on the Bell Witch.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Softcore History.

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Speaker 1: What is up? Welcome back to Softcore History. I am

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your host, Rob Fox again, joined as always by Dan Regester.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry I didn't have a topic today. You had

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to step up. You're pinch hitting. I get it going

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back to back weeks. Oh the Humanity, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean I would have had to write an episode anyway,

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and it would have probably been this exact same episode.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about the Hindenburgh. Oh the Humanity, yep, yeah,

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I know my history ship.

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Speaker 3: There we go, oh hill Man huh joined by.

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Speaker 1: Boush Alex Bouchemi. Boush is here our former memer. How

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about this fellow writer? Yes, well, I mean a good friend.

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He's our fellow writer. Yes, and uh yeah, he's a friend. Powell.

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He's a guy, he's our pal.

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Speaker 3: He's someone I enjoy hanging out with.

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Speaker 1: We do love bo, don't. I don't see you enough?

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Speaker 4: Well yeah, what do you got fucking ten kids now

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or something?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he doesn't miss to and change such a catholic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you know, look I put it in, something

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comes out. I don't know what to tell you.

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Speaker 4: You could pull out, you know, yeah, stay offered.

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Speaker 3: Pulling out's unnatural.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's stupid. And we don't have sex that much.

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I'm just three for three.

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Speaker 4: We've had sex three times and.

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Speaker 1: It's just yes, and so I am offer most of

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the time. But every time I get on it it's

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just yeah, out data in, data out, bad data in,

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bad data out. But you know, yeah, it is what

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it is.

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Speaker 4: How you doing, dude, I'm doing good. I actually had

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a fairly major surgery on Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: I forgot about that. What.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that why you can't drink that much?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Do you want to see the scars?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Look at the shit.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I can't believe you're drinking as is due.

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Speaker 4: My belly button is never going to be the same.

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It's like split in half.

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Speaker 1: What is that thing you've a crossed me bag?

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Speaker 4: No, that's just a bandage, okay, Because like what happened

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was when you get older, sometimes your blood vessels change

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in your body, and one of my blood vessels decided

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to settle on top of a urrot or that leads

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to my kidney, and so like my kidney couldn't drain piss.

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So they had to just go in with these big

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robot arms with chopsticks on the end and just fucking

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rearrange my guts and now I now I'm better.

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Speaker 1: Hey. Oh so it wasn't even rearrange kind of rope

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like literally though, rearrange my yeah yeah, yeah, but they

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had a robot do it. Yeah, as in, somebody was

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Speaker 4: Yes, some Indian guy was operating.

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Speaker 1: Was he in the building or was he even in

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the country, because dude, dude, they literally his name was

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doctor Mystery, and I never met him, like I never

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met my surgeon, like.

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Speaker 4: I met his partner. But so, yeah, he might have

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just been operating on me from fucking a roombot.

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Speaker 3: Operated on by the robot and fallout.

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Speaker 1: There's a bomb inside of you, doctor Mystery.

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Speaker 4: That would explain why you know, my stomach is just

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beeping every now and the microwave.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna make you do like things like rob a

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bank kind of do their Yeah, their henchmen work, and

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if you don't do it, they'll blow you up.

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Speaker 4: I'm just a sleeper agent waiting to be activated like

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Zuelander pretty much.

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Speaker 1: That is. His name was doctor Mystery. Yeah, and you

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did not find out where he was.

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Speaker 4: Never met the guy. I never don't know what he

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Speaker 3: Now, was this hospital or a vet?

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Speaker 4: It was it was this alley area and yeah, yeah,

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yeah no, but yeah it was crazy dude. And then

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I yeah, they patched me up, gave me some hydros,

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and I'm all better.

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Speaker 3: Now were you out?

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: I spent the night in the hospital because they were like,

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you know, they had to move my colon out of

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the way. They wanted to make sure that, like they

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didn't puncture it, and I was gonna fucking die. But yeah,

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we all we made it. I farted out of my dick.

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That was kind of crazy. You peeped, Yeah, I peeped, dude.

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Like I they gave me a catheter, and I was

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peeing in a catheter for a while. And if you

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have a catheter for like over twenty four hours, you

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get air bubbles in your bladder. They didn't tell me this.

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So I get home and I take my first pee

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and I'm just paying and then my peace stream stops

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and then my dick makes this gurgling sound and it

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just goes fucking man, and then I started peeking in.

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I was like, what the fuck was that. I called

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the doctor and they're like, oh, yeah, dude, you just

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have air bubbles in your bladder.

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Speaker 1: Oh a nightmare.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And it literally sounded like, you know, when you

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turn the faucet on for the first time after they

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shut off the water, It sounded like that.

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Speaker 1: It was that.

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Speaker 4: It literally was that Yeah, it was kind of crazy.

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Speaker 3: It's like Christ, after you come the first time you piss,

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you got the the viper piss coming out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so it's just that on steroids.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was kind of like that. It was like

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it was kind of crazy. And then the first time

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I came, Yeah, I was gonna say, we have very

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thick and viscous and just kind of it's just kind

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of oozed out like like.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you got an oil change, You're like good to go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was very thick jizz that just kind of

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you know, didn't have any.

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Speaker 1: Not very squeamish.

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Speaker 4: But this is just you want to look at the

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scars again.

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Speaker 1: No, the scars don't bother me, dude. I look up

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like pro lapsed photos all the time for my main

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job at like, but this.

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Speaker 4: Is just Yeah, catheters are.

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Speaker 1: I never want to. I've avoided a catheter so far

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in my life. Obviously, I know it will be impossible

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to avoid that forever unless I get like t boned

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on the way home and die or you know what

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I mean, Like eventually I'll have a catheter. But god,

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fuck that, dude.

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Speaker 4: This was my second time within a month getting account.

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Speaker 3: There's a good chance. You die young. Why every day's blessing?

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Speaker 1: Oh I th they're gonna say, because only the good

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die young.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not good man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm good.

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Speaker 4: They're gonna live forever.

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Speaker 1: Boom boom. The idiots shit, can you imagine? What a moron?

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What a moron are you? You walk into a room,

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you light up every room you walk into.

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Speaker 3: Buy Yeah, every time you change somebody's life for the better,

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you're taking years off your life. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I walk into a room, everyone groans, I live forever.

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Speaker 3: You're a cock.

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Speaker 4: Every time you help an old lady cross the street,

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that's a day of your life gone minimum.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if if, if someone, if someone, If you're living

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and someone's like, you're the best person I know. You

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don't have long to live.

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Speaker 3: Right, Start smoking cigarettes. Blow that smoke into a baby's face,

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spit on their mother.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna live longer smoking cigarettes than you are

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going to be. Being nice to babies.

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Speaker 1: Yes, absolute be nice to your own babies, but any.

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Speaker 3: Other babies, they're not gonna be champions though, if you're

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nice to them. If you want your kids to succeed,

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you need to be a dead beat.

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Speaker 1: Fault TWOA got spanked and he can't read anymore.

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Speaker 3: He got hit too hard, kind of rattled his brain.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose he's a nice Goldilocks zone.

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Speaker 3: Of you can't give your kids ct before he plays football.

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Speaker 1: He was spanked on the ass, spanked on the temple.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but he hit him so hard on the ass.

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Speaker 1: Reverberated. Yeah, okay, Well, anyway, might as well get into

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this week's episode since it's Spooky month here at Sophomore History. Yeah,

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we Halloween horror nights right in the thick of it.

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Speaker 3: Just like Bo's jizz.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thick is with thick thick into Spooky month, as

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as Boosh's jizz. God damn it.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I will say though, So it was in organ

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this past weekend and everyone that came up to me

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was just like, you're a lot bigger than I thought.

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five eight do we give off like small guy energy?

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Speaker 1: I'm fucking five eleven.

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Speaker 3: I know what the And I was I towered over

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these people.

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Speaker 4: You don't look small in the in the on the screen.

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Speaker 3: They said on screen, I do not appear as big

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Speaker 4: You guys got to do this standing up.

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Speaker 1: Maybe apparently, like I'm two to three inches taller than

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the average American male.

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Speaker 3: I guess we give off bitch energy.

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Speaker 1: Bitch. Yeah, I do have a running joke that my

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wife has multiple bulls, So.

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Speaker 3: It's not completely true.

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Speaker 1: No multiple, it makes it sound like a lot. It's

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too Yeah, it's people are stupid. Anyway, let's get into

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this week's episode. Today we are talking about the bell

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witch something a woman or something that is both a

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witch and a ghost a ghost witch mm, which feels

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like one of the most frightening combinations of supernatural entity

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that you can have, like a witch ghost so you

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get double pot you have witch powers and ghost powers.

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, that's we set you on the stake. We're

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trying to burn you. You go ghost mode? Oh no,

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how do we get you?

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Speaker 1: How do we kill you?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: How do we burn you? Now? I mean you can

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exercise her, I guess. But like I was trying to

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think of other combos that would be worse than which

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ghost and like maybe like a witch wolf, like a

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witch were wolf, like a beast that has which that

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can do evil magic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like really smart, but also yeah, can fuck

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you up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get like physically you have no chance against it.

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Speaker 4: Dude. You know how my kidney problem happened. I was

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I was attacked by a spirit in the Philippines called

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a dude.

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Speaker 3: That's right, what is d so so, dude.

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Speaker 4: I was in the Philippines. This is true, by the way,

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right before, right before I got back and found out

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I needed surgery, I was in the Philippines. It started

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out as the best week ever and turned into the

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most pain in full week ever.

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Speaker 3: We were you were warn though, like they warned you

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do not piss in the bushes without.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell, I'll tell, Okay, Basically, we get to the Philippines.

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It's amazing. I highly recommend going. We went to Randa

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Or did he not just stay there and marry a

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Filipino woman?

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Speaker 1: No, it was World War two eight to kill Japanese guys. Oh,

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but I bet I had you probably a better time

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than he did. But he's still probably No he had

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a woman. Yeah, I'm sure had a great time. He

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was actually also a doctor in the army, So he

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was just he.

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Speaker 3: Was he just kept screaming gains him.

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Speaker 4: He was He was doubly attractive to them then, but dude, yeah,

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so it's great over there. Like we went to Manila,

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we were like the only white people at this bar.

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Everyone comes up to us, wants to dance with us,

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take pictures with us. We felt like we're taller than

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everyone and our money goes way further. So I felt

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like an NBA player and uh but yeah, Like there

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was this beautiful woman who's like half Filipino half Japanese.

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She's like throwing herself at me. My friends are like, dude,

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this girl's really hot and throwing herself at you. She's

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definitely a prostitute. And I was like, dude, I don't

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even care, Like, let's fucking do this.

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Speaker 3: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Ready, eight dollars, it's fine.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like it would have been fifty bucks

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to estee. So like I go back to the hotel

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with her. We bang. It was amazing And afterwards I

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was like, so how much? How much? And she was like,

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what are you talking about? I was like and I

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was like, oh shit, she's not a prospercate and I

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quick thinking, I go, oh, I was gonna buy your

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cab home. And she's like, oh, you're so sweet, but

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I have a private driver who'll come get me. So

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she was like a rich Filipido chick.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah.

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Speaker 4: After Manila, we go to Shargao, which is this beautiful

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beach island and it's the best week of my life.

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I'm surfing. I meet this beautiful woman there and we're

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like hanging out all week. And we are chilling at

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this brunch spot and this guy is wearing a shirt

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that says Shargau Skate and my friend's a skater, so

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they're talking skate shit and the he's like, come to

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this like private beach party with us, and we're like, yeah, sure,

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let's go. So we go to this private beach party

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and before we get there, he says, oh, by the way,

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to of these guys are I don't know how you

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guys feel about Filipino politics, but to these guys are

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the president's sons, so don't talk shit about the Filipino president.

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I was like, well, we weren't gonna do that anyway.

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Speaker 3: Imagine the only thing you know about Filipino politics is

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Manny Pakiow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's all we know. I thought he was your president,

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like your many Pakio says, but uh yeah. So we

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go there and We're hanging out with the Filipino president's kids,

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and it's just they're super nice guys. We're just they're

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just like skater guys. And uh, Connor has to take

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a piss, and so he goes to this bush at

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the edge of the beach and he's about to take

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a piss and then one of the president's sons is like, wait, wait, wait,

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don't do that. Don't do that. Before you pee on

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a bush, you have to say tabby tabi po, tabby

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tabby po. And Connor's like what He's like, you have

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to say tabby tabby po, tabi tabby poe means please move,

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Please move, because there's spirits called dwende that live in

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the bush and you have to tell in a movie

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you'll pee on them. They'll attack your dick and make

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it super swollen. And he's like says this gravely serious,

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like he's like, do not do it. You will get

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attacked by these and so Connor goes, oh, yeah, yeah.

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I was like, I mean I could go for you know,

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Woolen dick. I'm probably smaller than you guys, but.

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Speaker 3: No gas station dick pills. I'll just take the ghost.

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Speaker 1: Of Yeah, but don't make gas. Dick pills called.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so he says, says it and he peas and

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he's good. A couple of nights later, I'm walking back

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from the bar. I got a piss he forgot this morning.

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I start, I find a bush. All the bars are closed,

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so I find a bush. I'm peeing mid stream. I realized,

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oh shit, I forgot to say Tobby, Tobby poe. And

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what happens when I get back from the Philippines.

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Speaker 3: Do you at least do it halfway through?

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Speaker 4: My fucking kidney is swollen, dude, it's all part of

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the urinary tract. The duende attacked my fucking dick.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you had to have an exorcism for your penis.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't need surgery. I need an exorcist. Penis exorcist.

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Speaker 1: Find the right priest.

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Speaker 3: That's most Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They usually start with the dick, uh, but yeah, otherwise

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so they can and it's a little boys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, smooth everywhere.

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Speaker 4: That's all I have to do for it to look.

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Speaker 1: Like it just feel a just feel like a like

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a bathtub up with nair and roll around in it

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for your good to go. But yeah, so we're talking

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about the Bell Witch today. If you believe Bousch's Dwende story,

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which I do because I like to believe in the supernatural,

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then you'll like this. The bell Witch is actually the

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woman slash ghost that the blair Witch Project is based on.

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So this is the film blair Witch Project. The Blair

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Witch is based on the Bell Witch.

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Speaker 3: A Blair Witch Project is the u c F film.

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Speaker 1: Schools Rounding Achievement. Yeah, their crown jewel they took. They

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took a fucking cam quarder into the forest.

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Speaker 3: And I also believe maybe some of those kids went

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to Inner Barrow High School, which was a rival high

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school Philly kids.

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Speaker 1: It is set in Appalaysia, and the bell Witch is

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from Appalachia. Those he's from Tennessee, Robertson County, Tennessee to

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the specific, not wherever the fuck in Pennsylvania. The Blair

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Which project was set. But the haunting began sometime in

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eighteen seventeen when John Bell, who had just who had

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a farm just gotten like a farm farm land in

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the area. He was surveying his fields and he witnessed

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the appearance of a strange creature that looked like a dog,

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had a dog's body but a rabbit's head. So this

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thing is just standing in his field in the middle

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of Appalachia, and Belle of course picks up his musket

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and is like, fuck that thing and shoots at it.

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But it disappears. So already not a great sign that

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your property's good bad from the get go.

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Speaker 4: Time to move h just wildlife.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, you're new enough to the country that you're like,

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I don't know, man, maybe there's rabbit dogs.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not not fucking right, you get I'm not scientists.

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I don't even know what that word means.

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Speaker 3: Property in Germany right now, if some weird creature came about,

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I don't know, like a like a hawk rhino. Yeah, like,

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I guess that's just Germany.

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Speaker 1: Now, what does a hawk rhino?

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Speaker 4: That would be has to be some big wings.

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Speaker 1: Is that a rhino with the head and wings of

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a hawk?

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Speaker 3: What's the rhine land?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: Yes, so I'm thinking a body of a rhino and

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the wings in head of a hawk.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, unicorns sometimes have wings. And the way

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unicorns came about was because they incorrectly described rhinos for

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the first time that they like people would go to

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Africa explore it, come back to Europe and be like,

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we saw it was like four legged creature with horns

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with a horn, and they're like, oh, so they recreated

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it as a unicorn, but because they didn't know any

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other four a creature that would look like look like

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a rhino.

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Speaker 1: Now, granted, rhyan and rhyine rhyane two different from two

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different languages.

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Speaker 3: Why do you have to ruin it?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, just thought it.

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Speaker 3: Why are you the way you are? Throw that out

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there everything about you? Yeah, all right, this is why

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you give off like five seven energy because I actually

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two different languages and.

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Speaker 1: Ares calls from Greek and ryde is from the old Gerbid,

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which means to flow.

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Speaker 3: Fucking nerd, which is true.

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Speaker 1: That's what happened anyway, So the haunting begins with that.

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Soon after, John's son Drew Uh sees a bird perched

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on a fence on the family farm, and this bird

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is fucking humongous to the point where he's like, that

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can't even be a vulture. That's the biggest fucking thing

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I've ever seen. Like there's just an ostrich or some shit.

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It's a pterodactyl perch it maybe honestly, Uh, and and

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Drew is just like I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna just

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walk away.

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Speaker 3: I mean there are like terodactyl sightings up to I

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believe the thirties.

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Speaker 1: Allegedly, and what what do you think? Those were?

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Speaker 4: Big bird?

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Speaker 3: Probably bad or hallucinating cowboys out in the canyons.

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Speaker 1: It would be funny if there was just kile mescaline.

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Speaker 3: The Grand Canyon just had a pterodactyl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why not?

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Speaker 3: I could get down with that.

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Speaker 1: I'm down with any It's dude, it's October, dude.

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Speaker 3: He fell what he fell down the canyon? Oh no,

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we never found his body, but yeah, no he got

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swooped up.

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Speaker 1: Fucking terodactylate that bitch. Bell's daughter Betsy observed a girl

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in a green dress who was swinging from the limb

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of an oak tree on the property.

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Speaker 3: Sexy. Uh and Dean, that's kind of kinky, right.

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Speaker 1: I had not really, Betsy was really young and the

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girl was really young, so I don't know. It was

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an eight year old play in a tree. King.

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Speaker 3: You didn't describe the age. You described a green girl.

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Speaker 1: It's a girl.

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Speaker 3: A girl could be a twenty four year old, and

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I said, Betsy.

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Speaker 1: His daughter also he could be fifty. Okay, well this

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eight year old girl playing in a tree, which Dan

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thinks may or may not be hot. Details matter, Yes

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you saw that, and then uh, Deans.

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Speaker 3: Sorry you did a bad job describing stuff.

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Speaker 1: Sorry you got horny before you know all the details.

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Like I just say, oh, there was a woman in

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the room, there was a female in the room. Your

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dick is hard, and I'm like a female baby, and

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you're like, like, maybe we don't get hard till you

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know all the details.

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Speaker 3: I mean, when I was like thirteen, a woman walked

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into the room.

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Speaker 1: Would get my dick immediately. Yeah, I get that.

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Speaker 3: Not at this age. You know, I'm probably pushing three

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fourths of my potential. Gotta get that tea up.

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Speaker 4: Dude, My dick's My dick has never been as hard

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as it was when I was fourteen years.

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Speaker 3: Old, Never will be. Those four year old chairs.

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Speaker 4: Are just powerful.

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Speaker 3: No, no, all the performance hands and drugs will never

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get you.

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Speaker 4: I would, I would get come on the ceiling when

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I was fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how, you know, I can't snipe like.

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Speaker 1: That anymore nowadays. Yeah, just well for you, it was

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his out.

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Speaker 4: That was just the first one. That was the first

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one post getting my organs cut open.

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Speaker 3: It's like magma coming out of volcano, not.

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Speaker 4: Like a Mount Saint Helens, like a slow.

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Speaker 1: No, it's like a slow Hawaii. Yeah, I mean, what

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a what a gamut? You ran from an ancient creature.

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You peed on an ancient creature and it jumped up

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your dick and so a robot operated by doctor Mystery

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00:21:50,839 --> 00:21:53,839
had to operate on you. Like do you like that?

470
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,759
Is every sci fi movie rolled into a week, dude.

471
00:21:57,799 --> 00:22:00,039
Speaker 4: And dude, that shit popped off like the pain and

472
00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:03,519
then the kidney started while I was still in the Philippines.

473
00:22:03,799 --> 00:22:05,839
And you do not want to have a medical emergency

474
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,880
in Shargal because it's basically a third world country.

475
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,279
Speaker 3: Dude, Like they were in third world countries have decent medical.

476
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,519
Speaker 4: This place did not. And dude, I'm they they were

477
00:22:14,559 --> 00:22:18,119
just like, okay, you're like your bladder area is very full,

478
00:22:18,559 --> 00:22:20,839
so they're like we need to this like big Filipino

479
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,599
woman's like, we need to put catheter in you. As

480
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,759
I said, this is the first time I got the

481
00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:28,839
catheter in the past month, and and I'm like, oh Jesus, like,

482
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,599
is there anything else we could do before this?

483
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:31,839
Speaker 3: Right?

484
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 4: And she's like, well, I mean I'll just say that,

485
00:22:33,799 --> 00:22:35,640
you could just sign this, say you refuse a catheter.

486
00:22:35,839 --> 00:22:37,759
I was like, fuck, it sounds like I really need this, Okay,

487
00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:40,599
let's do it. She and it wasn't the bad that

488
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,319
was backed up, he's the kidney if so they get

489
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:45,519
in there, you know, I get in this room, dude,

490
00:22:45,519 --> 00:22:48,960
This hospital is a dirt floor. There is a stray

491
00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:54,240
dog in the corner licking itself while my dick is out,

492
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:57,160
and they are they take out the catheter. There's a

493
00:22:57,279 --> 00:23:01,680
spider eight inches from my face, and this large Filipino

494
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,559
woman is shoving a cather into my dick. She's shoving

495
00:23:04,599 --> 00:23:07,000
it in there, and I'm just like praying to God.

496
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,400
And then she starts pulling it out. She pulls it out,

497
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:12,799
and then she starts shoving it in again. She takes

498
00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:14,079
it out and puts it back in. I'm like, what

499
00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:17,400
are you doing? Why are you fucking She puts it

500
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,559
back in, and then she takes it back out, like

501
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,440
what are you doing? And she's like, I cannot reach

502
00:23:21,519 --> 00:23:24,240
the bladder. It is too swollen, and I was like, okay,

503
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,440
third time is not the charm. Is there anyone else

504
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,200
that can do this?

505
00:23:27,279 --> 00:23:27,599
Speaker 1: Maybe?

506
00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:30,039
Speaker 4: And she looks at me like she's gonna fucking kill me.

507
00:23:30,079 --> 00:23:32,240
She is so offended that I asked for someone else,

508
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,799
and I'm like, I'm sorry, man, I'm just like really scared.

509
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,039
Right now, there's a spider next to my face. This

510
00:23:38,079 --> 00:23:41,640
doesn't feel sanitary. And then she's like, Okay, it's too

511
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,799
swollen for us to get the catheter in there. We're

512
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:46,759
gonna give you pills that will help you pee. And

513
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:49,000
I'm like, I asked for another option before you did this,

514
00:23:49,519 --> 00:23:51,240
but either way, none of it worked because I had

515
00:23:51,279 --> 00:23:53,440
fucking kidney issues. So they just gave me enough pain

516
00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,440
pills that I could get back to Manila see a

517
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,720
real doctor, and then they gave me antibiotics. Thought it

518
00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:00,880
was better. Was had to get surgery.

519
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:01,279
Speaker 3: That's the who.

520
00:24:01,519 --> 00:24:02,319
Speaker 1: You got surgery in America?

521
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 4: Right, Yes, I got surgery in America on Tuesday.

522
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe you fucking flew. I feel like that

523
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,920
could be a pressure situation.

524
00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, because like I thought it was done.

525
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,000
I thought it was just an infection that you know,

526
00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:16,559
I got from god knows what. But the infection came

527
00:24:16,599 --> 00:24:18,240
back when I got to America. That's when I went

528
00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:20,839
to the urologist because the infection cleared up just with

529
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,279
antibiotics in Manila. But then so I flew back to

530
00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:26,240
America thinking I was fine, but uh, then the infection

531
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,759
came back, same pain. Went to the doctor here. They

532
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:32,880
were like, oh, yeah, dude, you have a murder being consumed.

533
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,759
Speaker 3: You're bringing that back from a foreign country. Do you

534
00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:39,279
have to check that condition of customs? No, do that.

535
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 4: They were checking me for it last year actually, but

536
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,279
uh they were like, oh, you're you're bladderster. Your kidney

537
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,759
is still dreaming well enough that we don't need to

538
00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:49,400
operate yet.

539
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:50,559
Speaker 1: The Dwin day is what.

540
00:24:50,559 --> 00:24:53,880
Speaker 4: The Dwin Day really put the pressure on the right.

541
00:24:54,319 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 3: But on the form did you put evil spirit in

542
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:57,440
my dick?

543
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:58,559
Speaker 4: I did?

544
00:24:58,839 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 3: I did? And you're not allowed to bring plants, you're

545
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,319
not allowed to bring food.

546
00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:05,759
Speaker 4: I was carrying a duende inside of my urinary tract.

547
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,839
They didn't. They You know, that's a good way to

548
00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:10,599
get shipp through on.

549
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: A human trafficking situation, to be honest, honestly, you're coyote

550
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,079
for evil spirit.

551
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can. It's you can shove stuff up your ass.

552
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:19,839
That's one way. But it's even safer if you shove

553
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,119
it up your bad, up your pole.

554
00:25:21,839 --> 00:25:25,039
Speaker 1: Uh. So another I don't know if i'd call this

555
00:25:25,079 --> 00:25:29,079
person a member of the Bell family, but Dean, their slave,

556
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,200
reported seeing a large black dog on evenings that he

557
00:25:33,319 --> 00:25:36,599
visited his wife. And again, at this point, you've got

558
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,279
to be like about the wrong fucking piece of land. Uh.

559
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:46,279
Eventually this supernatural activity entered the Bell household. They would

560
00:25:46,319 --> 00:25:48,960
hear knocking along the doors and walls of their home.

561
00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:53,440
The family also heard the sounds of like gnawing on

562
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:55,799
their beds, like someone just chewing the bedpost, or some

563
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,839
ship like that bat duck. They would hear invisible dogs fighting,

564
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:04,839
and they would hear chains dragging along the floors. It

565
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:05,680
was about this time.

566
00:26:05,759 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 3: Also, honestly, a ghost dog is not the worst thing.

567
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,559
Speaker 1: I disagree.

568
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:11,799
Speaker 3: Just gotta train that guy.

569
00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: What kind of dog with that gal? What kind of dog?

570
00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 3: It could be a rot wilder, I don't care.

571
00:26:17,759 --> 00:26:19,079
Speaker 4: Having a ghost dog would be sick.

572
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,519
Speaker 3: Ghost dogs probably the best thing you could have.

573
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: I think that's inaccurate. I think a ghost dog is

574
00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:28,759
it'll fuck you up. If dogs are naturally friendly though

575
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,519
not a coast dog. You don't know that a hell hound. Hell,

576
00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:33,519
they were talking hellhounds.

577
00:26:33,599 --> 00:26:34,559
Speaker 4: Okay, bad dogs.

578
00:26:34,599 --> 00:26:37,079
Speaker 1: What I'm talking to. All dogs go to heaven. This

579
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,400
dog was kept out of heaven.

580
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it's gotta be a really bad dog to

581
00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:41,960
not get into heaven.

582
00:26:42,039 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

583
00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:45,279
Speaker 3: But if you're running like a junkyard hellhound, sounds like

584
00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:46,359
a hell of an investment.

585
00:26:47,599 --> 00:26:49,279
Speaker 1: That's fine. But that dog's not going to heaven.

586
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 3: I mean, he's just kind of lurking the land.

587
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, a live junkyard dog, that dog knows

588
00:26:56,519 --> 00:26:57,160
what it's done.

589
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 4: Why if they have guard dogs protecting the junk yard, Like,

590
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,400
why not let other people? The landfills are overflowing. Why

591
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,079
not let people get the junk if they want.

592
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 3: It, because it's usually sold for parts.

593
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:10,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a the junk junk yard is junk.

594
00:27:11,079 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 3: Well, it's not a it's landfill.

595
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: Because they buy junkers. They buy like shitty cars that

596
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,359
are yeah, and they just sell peace parts.

597
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,079
Speaker 4: Okay, I think.

598
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,839
Speaker 1: And you keep the dogs in there because you don't

599
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,119
want to pay security and you just hope that you're

600
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,799
rot wild. People will be like and.

601
00:27:23,839 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 3: If a pit bull attacks a homeless man, it's not real.

602
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:30,319
Speaker 1: No one cares. And also like you don't and you

603
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,240
really don't care if that pit bull gets shot in

604
00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:37,559
the face either, it's not really a problem. You just

605
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,799
throw the pit bull into a corner of the junk

606
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,759
yard and get a new pit bull, and then you

607
00:27:42,839 --> 00:27:46,200
abuse that pit bull for a little bit. It's replaced.

608
00:27:46,519 --> 00:27:50,000
That training is much cheaper than training or by paying

609
00:27:50,039 --> 00:27:52,319
a security guard. All of that is cheaper than the

610
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:52,960
security guard.

611
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 3: Absolutely, But now you have the eternal hell hound.

612
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, once it dies on the property. About this time,

613
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:04,960
John Bell also began experiencing paralysis in his mouth. All

614
00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:10,400
the haunted, ghostly shit that was happening kept growing in intensity,

615
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,960
to the point where the witch, ghost witch whatever was

616
00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:17,799
ripping the sheets off of beds as the children slept. Soon,

617
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:22,119
the quote unquote entity would pull hair and scratch the

618
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,039
children of the Bell family, with particular emphasis on Betsy,

619
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,200
who was slapped and pinched and somehow like the ghost

620
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,799
would just pick up pins and fucking stabber with it.

621
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 4: But her sister was fucking with her. It was a ghost.

622
00:28:36,039 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 3: Dad on me, stop pinching me. He's so silly.

623
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,559
Speaker 1: I didn't do it, Papa, a ghost did. I was

624
00:28:43,599 --> 00:28:47,039
praying and it's eighteen seventeen. So the father is.

625
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 4: Like, you're a good daughter, thank you.

626
00:28:49,319 --> 00:28:50,599
Speaker 1: I must be a ghost in here.

627
00:28:51,559 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 4: I saw a rabbit dog, Dad, you've been drinking a lot.

628
00:28:57,279 --> 00:29:03,279
Speaker 1: Well, we'll get to that kind of Finally, the Bells,

629
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,240
the Bell family, that's why it's called the Bell Witch,

630
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:09,359
because this witch haunted the Bells. The Bell family was like,

631
00:29:09,359 --> 00:29:10,960
all right, we got it. This. We got to figure

632
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,160
out if for fucking crazy or not. This can't like,

633
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,640
we need to figure out if we're just like going bananas.

634
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,519
So we have to bring someone else in, which I

635
00:29:18,519 --> 00:29:22,160
actually respect, because if you recall, the Salem Witch Trials

636
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:27,279
were largely fueled by uh or partly fueled by ergot

637
00:29:27,839 --> 00:29:29,759
er yeah yeah, so or you know what ergot is,

638
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,519
mold on the corn. That's basically LSD. It made them

639
00:29:33,559 --> 00:29:35,880
trip nuts, tripp fucking balls. Yeah. So they were like,

640
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,000
we gotta figure out wh're fucking crazy. By the way,

641
00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:41,000
crazy thing here, you're like eighteen seventeen, okay, America sound

642
00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:46,160
or whatever. The Salem Witch Trials were as long ago

643
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,839
from this instance as we are from the turn of

644
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,279
the century from the eighteen hundreds to nineteen hundreds.

645
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,079
Speaker 4: Damn.

646
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,279
Speaker 1: So it wasn't that long ago. Not that there would

647
00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:58,119
be you know, someone crushed to death by stones because

648
00:29:58,119 --> 00:30:00,160
they're a witch at this point, but still.

649
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 3: That could still happen, like Congo, Like what oh in the.

650
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 4: Congo, Yeah, they literally do that.

651
00:30:05,559 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: And there's places in Africa where they'll get real like

652
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,000
they kill, which is like I think that's like two

653
00:30:11,079 --> 00:30:11,480
years ago.

654
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,039
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there's place in the Middle East that

655
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,680
like stoning people to death is actually a way they

656
00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:16,200
kill people.

657
00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:19,119
Speaker 3: But I'm saying there are actual witches in Africa. In Africa,

658
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:19,720
they kill.

659
00:30:19,799 --> 00:30:22,319
Speaker 1: There's like weird things that will happen sometimes in like

660
00:30:22,839 --> 00:30:25,839
basically not in I don't want to say not in cities,

661
00:30:25,839 --> 00:30:28,720
but like just in areas that are not well educated,

662
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,160
where like there's one thing I read about where a

663
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,119
rumor spread that bald men had gold inside of their skulls.

664
00:30:36,599 --> 00:30:38,039
And you can imagine how that went.

665
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,759
Speaker 3: Prove I'm wrong. God, Yeah, I mean you got a check, right,

666
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,599
you got to confirm whether or not it's true. You're

667
00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:46,200
going to figure it out.

668
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,279
Speaker 1: My favorite story was there's this one guy in Africa

669
00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:52,400
who a witch doctor told him he would become like

670
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,759
a multi millionaire if he wandered into the bush at

671
00:30:55,839 --> 00:31:00,920
night and let hyenas eat his penis, Oh my god,

672
00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:03,039
like off of his body. So the penis was still

673
00:31:03,039 --> 00:31:04,000
attached to his body.

674
00:31:04,799 --> 00:31:06,519
Speaker 4: What's the point of having a million dollars if you've

675
00:31:06,519 --> 00:31:09,519
got no dick? I truly, I guess if you're starving,

676
00:31:10,039 --> 00:31:10,799
you know, I.

677
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,519
Speaker 1: Mean this guy was clearly not wealthy. So he wandered

678
00:31:13,519 --> 00:31:17,160
off into the bush like basically put his dick in

679
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:22,680
a hyena's mouth. Ya was like, and uh what it.

680
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,319
Speaker 4: Just starts like just furiously licking it and just giving him.

681
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: The come on, come on, don't don't want to be

682
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,880
a millionaire? Come you know what time is money, buddy.

683
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 3: Group of people actually have these like bad witches that

684
00:31:34,279 --> 00:31:36,960
they to this day fight off allegedly.

685
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,799
Speaker 1: Natives now Americans.

686
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:44,839
Speaker 3: Yeah they I guess they're called skin walkers. Yeah yeah, yeah,

687
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,720
I'm probably gonna do an episode on them for the Patreon. Okay,

688
00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:50,759
so patreon dot com s last softcore history.

689
00:31:51,799 --> 00:31:53,279
Speaker 4: If you didn't hear the intro to the show, that

690
00:31:53,319 --> 00:31:54,880
was a very organic plug, well done.

691
00:31:55,839 --> 00:31:58,079
Speaker 1: Skin Walkers are sick that's actually a very common thing

692
00:31:58,079 --> 00:31:58,680
on TikTok.

693
00:31:59,759 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 3: But I guess the white man kind of ruins the

694
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:06,079
lore quite often. We get it wrong. Oh really, yeah,

695
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:09,160
we were not very good, So I'm sure TikTok has butchered.

696
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,160
What skin walkers are. I thought you're about to say

697
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,200
they're they're very bad, they're very evil. I thought you

698
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,759
had to say that we were the skin walkers.

699
00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:17,599
Speaker 1: No, because we're just like so pale. And then like

700
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,079
a Spanish guy walked, like a pale Spanish guy walks

701
00:32:20,119 --> 00:32:22,039
up and he's like, how about we're not and that

702
00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:23,160
people are like all the natives.

703
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,759
Speaker 4: They're like, it's a fucking demon.

704
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 3: But they're bad witches that fight off like mystic Indians,

705
00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:37,920
and they can they can turn into four legged creatures,

706
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,559
they can turn into wolves, they can turn in.

707
00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, they can shape shift essentially. Yeah, skinwalkers are. That's

708
00:32:42,839 --> 00:32:45,519
I look forward to the episode. That's a sweet topic.

709
00:32:46,279 --> 00:32:50,400
So the Bells invite a family friend, James Johnson, and

710
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,279
a local prettcher over for help. Eventually they're like, please

711
00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:56,880
stay here and let us know we're not fucking crazy.

712
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,799
So after going to sleep for the evening in the

713
00:32:59,799 --> 00:33:04,039
Bell home, Johnston was awakened that night by the same shiit.

714
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,839
Same stuff happened with him, sheets pulled, gnawing on the

715
00:33:08,839 --> 00:33:11,559
bedpost or whatever. Maybe he got stabbed with a needle.

716
00:33:11,599 --> 00:33:13,599
I don't know, but all this, more or less all

717
00:33:13,599 --> 00:33:15,559
the same shit happened to him. And he says to

718
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,279
John Bell in the morning, he says, that was a spirit,

719
00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:21,039
just quote just like in the Bible. He's like, that

720
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:26,519
is biblical fucking shit. One hund you got something real here,

721
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:32,079
bar for bar, word for word, real real dog. Yeah,

722
00:33:32,119 --> 00:33:35,400
bro bro bro holy. He he just comes out to

723
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,359
breakfast in the morning. He's like, mother fuger.

724
00:33:38,279 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 4: Yo, dead ass.

725
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:44,319
Speaker 1: You got no calves, no cap bitch ass ghost up here?

726
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,000
Which ghost? I think, if I'm being real.

727
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 3: I think that these people came into modern times and

728
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,119
saw how we talked.

729
00:33:53,319 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 4: Oh they're like, oh God, they're all retarded.

730
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,039
Speaker 3: They probably they would prefer to be in this house.

731
00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:59,359
Speaker 1: Yes, But I mean if you look back on like

732
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,480
letters at the time, like the Civil War. But there's

733
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,400
a there was some comedian who did a bit.

734
00:34:05,559 --> 00:34:07,599
Speaker 3: I know, there's like smut.

735
00:34:07,039 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: Adam Ferreira I think was his name, something like that.

736
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,480
He did a bit. It was I love.

737
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 3: It was eloquent, right, like you're describing your wreads the

738
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:15,519
Civil War.

739
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: No, but even all the Civil War letters were just

740
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:23,480
like my dearest Clara, I've had a difficult time being

741
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:27,880
away from you for so wrong my heart blah blah blah.

742
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,719
It's just like wonderful, beautiful letters.

743
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:30,039
Speaker 4: Yeah.

744
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: And then like his bit was like in deasert storm,

745
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:36,599
It's like he's just like, dear Claire, it's fucking hot

746
00:34:36,599 --> 00:34:39,760
as ship. Here, my nutsack keeps sticking to all my

747
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:44,599
legs said, more fucking doritos, Like like we're just yea

748
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,239
garbage people, now, dud.

749
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,559
Speaker 4: My great great grandfather fought in the Civil War and

750
00:34:49,599 --> 00:34:51,119
he kept a journal.

751
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:51,639
Speaker 3: I know.

752
00:34:53,039 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, we could do an episode on that if you

753
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:54,679
guys want.

754
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:56,599
Speaker 1: I'm oh, yeah, I think we talked four. We need

755
00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:57,199
to for sure.

756
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,039
Speaker 4: But he had some eloquent ship in there.

757
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 3: We'll just through the entire diary.

758
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's making crazy shit, some stuff that makes you

759
00:35:04,679 --> 00:35:07,519
think differently about the North because he fought for the North.

760
00:35:07,559 --> 00:35:09,320
Some stuff that makes you think differently about the South.

761
00:35:09,559 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. Great men used to keep journals diaries.

762
00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:15,079
Speaker 4: Well, he knew he was doing something big and he

763
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:17,519
could write well because a lot of people couldn't write

764
00:35:17,519 --> 00:35:19,079
back then. Yeah, so the ones that could took a

765
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:19,800
lot of pride in it.

766
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 3: And but now we keep journals for like the self

767
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,519
help purposes, so stupid. Yeah no, dude, just write down

768
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:30,199
your day. Yeah, see what happened your own history.

769
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,760
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things from the show Generation Kill

770
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:39,079
was they found one of the dudes journals because he

771
00:35:39,199 --> 00:35:41,480
was like keeping track of itthing, and it was just

772
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,320
like they're just like making fun of him for how gay.

773
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,719
It was essentially like he was just like one of

774
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,599
the quotes is almost exactly like he was like, I know,

775
00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:52,440
my warrior spirit will overcome confider, Like what the fuck dude?

776
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,440
Like it was it was just like fighting your frat

777
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:59,360
bros journal basically, yeah, is this bag you fucking loser?

778
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:06,320
Like yeah, pompous asshole. But anyway, so they experienced this

779
00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:09,840
and all three men, Bell, Johnson and the Preacher are like,

780
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,519
we won't tell We can't tell anyone about this because

781
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:16,840
a we don't want it to seem like you are

782
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,639
doing devil shit when you're not and be like this

783
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:23,079
could get wild whatever, so we will not say a

784
00:36:23,199 --> 00:36:28,760
fucking word to anybody, but someone snitches because all of

785
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,199
a sudden, throngs of people start showing up, being like, yo,

786
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,199
I heard there's a ghost here. I heard there's a

787
00:36:34,199 --> 00:36:36,559
ghost witch. Can we see the ghost witch? I want

788
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:37,400
to see a ghost witch?

789
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 3: Send thet traction. Yeah, I mean, think of all the

790
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,599
ripley's believe it or not, that you've come across in

791
00:36:42,639 --> 00:36:44,639
your life, you always want to make a stop.

792
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,519
Speaker 4: So basically, this guy, he's like, I have a great

793
00:36:48,519 --> 00:36:50,920
idea for to make us all a shit ton of money.

794
00:36:51,559 --> 00:36:53,400
I'm gonna say that there's a ghost in my house.

795
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,519
You come over and corroborate it for me. Yeah, we

796
00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:58,679
both set up a stall charge five charge and nickel

797
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,480
to come in and check out the ghost house. Yeah,

798
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:02,400
we're gonna be and.

799
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: You're you're a preacher, so people will believe you.

800
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 3: The other side of the coin where it's like, oh

801
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,039
that staying looks like the Virgin Mary, there's no we

802
00:37:12,039 --> 00:37:12,599
got a devil.

803
00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:15,320
Speaker 4: He's like, there's gonna be suckers talking about this house

804
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,639
two hundred years from now.

805
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:22,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, in ways we can't even imagine idiots getting paid

806
00:37:22,159 --> 00:37:23,239
by all other idiots.

807
00:37:23,559 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 3: Saw himself a payday.

808
00:37:26,039 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 4: He will come up.

809
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 1: Hey, people traveled far and wide to come to the

810
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,320
Bell House to see experience.

811
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,199
Speaker 3: Imagine dying on the way to the house.

812
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,599
Speaker 4: I know, right which and now there's more ghosts. Now

813
00:37:39,639 --> 00:37:43,079
there's more haunts, extra nickel.

814
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,679
Speaker 3: So it's actually how they came up with the idea

815
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:48,519
for corn mazes.

816
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 4: So people would die and there would.

817
00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:51,760
Speaker 3: Die on the way.

818
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: Then it's finally, No corn maze is haunted at first,

819
00:37:55,199 --> 00:37:56,800
but every cornins is eventually.

820
00:37:57,119 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 4: So was that one dumb ass kid? It's lost in there?

821
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 3: You ever get stuck? Do you ever have an incident

822
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,320
in a corn maze as a child?

823
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,159
Speaker 4: No?

824
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,760
Speaker 3: I never did because you could just walk through the corn.

825
00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 4: Man They yeah, just leave, go in one direction.

826
00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:14,519
Speaker 1: Remember which way you came in?

827
00:38:14,679 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's the whole point is you can't remember

828
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:21,400
the direction you came in. That's but that's on you. Yeah.

829
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 3: Someone didn't make a past Cub Scouts. I did, Dude,

830
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,639
I got aout past cup Scouts.

831
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 1: Did you get back? Do you get up to a

832
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:28,559
life Scout?

833
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,599
Speaker 4: I never got that high. I did it till eighth

834
00:38:31,599 --> 00:38:33,119
grade and then I was like, I'm done with this.

835
00:38:33,199 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 3: Do you have any questionable Scout leaders?

836
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,599
Speaker 4: I didn't come even close to them. I got like

837
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,760
first class, maybe second.

838
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:44,639
Speaker 3: Class, any leader that might have been a little sketchy.

839
00:38:45,079 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 4: No, they were all cool.

840
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,760
Speaker 3: Or did you repress that memory?

841
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 4: No, no repressed memories.

842
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,199
Speaker 1: I mean I did get here on the boy Scouts. Like,

843
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,480
first off, you were an ultra boy. Calm down, we

844
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,400
were both alter I was.

845
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,559
Speaker 3: I was also a cub scout.

846
00:38:57,639 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, cub scout, but you were a boy scout.

847
00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:01,519
Speaker 3: No, because I lost upon one derby.

848
00:39:01,679 --> 00:39:04,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I did get my don't tell Mom

849
00:39:04,079 --> 00:39:05,000
and Dad Merrit badge.

850
00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: That was kind of yes, But I had I was,

851
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,079
I had all of my kissing Merrit badges, close mouthed,

852
00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:18,360
open mouth, tongue. Yeah, upside down kissing.

853
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 4: The spider Man, the Spider Man kissing man.

854
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was no, it was they would hold

855
00:39:23,199 --> 00:39:25,960
you upside down and so like your leg and you

856
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,519
would kiss whatever part of them. Yeah, that your head

857
00:39:29,599 --> 00:39:31,239
as they were holding you by your ankles.

858
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 3: And then also every time I tried it.

859
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,599
Speaker 1: Was always the penis.

860
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:36,599
Speaker 3: But I tried to start a fire right with the stick,

861
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,639
I always had to have my eyes closed.

862
00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:42,119
Speaker 4: And then you just it would always, you know, it

863
00:39:42,119 --> 00:39:43,400
would get wet for some reason.

864
00:39:44,079 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, never never really sparked the fire.

865
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,039
Speaker 4: It was just but you know, the the the Skotmaster

866
00:39:49,159 --> 00:39:51,320
seemed really excited, like I did start a fire, but he.

867
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 3: Said I did a good job.

868
00:39:53,079 --> 00:39:55,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's so hot, it's so hot, but

869
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,559
then you open your eyes there's no fire and it's.

870
00:39:58,519 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 3: Uh and everyone else got like kind of splinters from

871
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,760
the wood. I never never splinter in my hand, just

872
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:05,320
the sticky.

873
00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:10,119
Speaker 4: It was a sticky and yeah, that's definitely what it was.

874
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: We've made a.

875
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:15,079
Speaker 3: Lot of cum jokes today. Well, it's a cum heavy episode.

876
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 4: I did the people the People, the People Love. One

877
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,119
of the most successful podcasts is called Cumtown.

878
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,159
Speaker 1: Also true, it's not like kind of about history too.

879
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,760
I wouldn't know. I don't know. I don't even like podcasts.

880
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 3: Uh. He's actually a shame. We do this every day a.

881
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: Little uh So. Ironically, the more people showed up to

882
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,760
see the Ghost, which Witch Ghost, the stronger the Witch

883
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,000
Ghost got, and the like the more attention it was paid,

884
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:55,280
the louder and stronger it became. At this point with

885
00:40:55,639 --> 00:40:58,920
the Witch Ghost, the bell Witch began just actually beating

886
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,400
the ship out of the belt. Children and also like

887
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,400
tripping adults and stuff like that, like making them fall

888
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,039
down and stuff. At times, or as has happened, its

889
00:41:08,119 --> 00:41:11,199
voice got clearer. At times it would be low and melodic,

890
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:15,320
like hello, I'm a witch, and other times it would

891
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,320
be like it'll just be shrilling. It's just a fucking weird.

892
00:41:19,159 --> 00:41:23,079
Speaker 3: Out like a normal woman. Am I Right? Guys in

893
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,960
that time of the month which goes have a period.

894
00:41:27,679 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: You know who you know who never is period? It's

895
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,199
got my master bill.

896
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he did have he was bipolar. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

897
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,960
yeah yeah, he got angry a lot, threatened to kill me,

898
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,639
could tell anyone, Oh no, one will find you in

899
00:41:43,679 --> 00:41:48,519
this forest. Also, I gotta give women credit, man, a

900
00:41:48,599 --> 00:41:51,960
third of their fucking lives. They got to deal with

901
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,199
that shit.

902
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:54,079
Speaker 1: Period.

903
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,679
Speaker 4: Periods last like a fucking week.

904
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,280
Speaker 3: It's like seven to ten days where just I feel

905
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:05,320
like it's just fucks with the hormones more than a third, right.

906
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: It's it's not call it it's not half, but i'd

907
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,559
call it a solid forty.

908
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,079
Speaker 3: I want to give them credit because I imagine if

909
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:18,199
we were just like our testosterone just spiked high, like

910
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,800
you just wanted to fight every every single person that

911
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:21,079
you can.

912
00:42:21,559 --> 00:42:23,199
Speaker 4: That happens to me every time I eat steak.

913
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,159
Speaker 1: That just shoot. Describing a sixteen year old, you said,

914
00:42:28,199 --> 00:42:30,440
a constant erection, you want to get in fights and ship.

915
00:42:33,199 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 3: I was not like that.

916
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: You weren't a lot of people were. I wasn't either.

917
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,039
I mean, well, no constant erection, yes, but there were.

918
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:43,199
I had so many friends that were just like pure

919
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:48,199
id like just copure, like fight or fuck to the

920
00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:52,000
point where you're just like you just watch family guy, all.

921
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 3: Right, but now imagine if that testosterone made you just

922
00:42:55,519 --> 00:42:57,960
in pain at all times, Like, yeah.

923
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,679
Speaker 1: You're people weren't paying to be quick.

924
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be true.

925
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: Emotionally, it didn't seem fun.

926
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 4: They were very much an emotional pain.

927
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I get that now.

928
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,119
Speaker 4: That ship doesn't subside until you're like twenty five in

929
00:43:12,119 --> 00:43:13,280
your frontal lobe develops.

930
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, but those people are always just like talking ship,

931
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,239
trying to get in fights, and they're like, oh, Dan,

932
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,079
go ahead.

933
00:43:19,159 --> 00:43:19,679
Speaker 4: They made me.

934
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 3: Yeah damn, like I'm a pokemon.

935
00:43:27,159 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 4: That's not a bad reputation to have, though, the enforcer

936
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,239
of the group.

937
00:43:32,199 --> 00:43:34,679
Speaker 3: It's always the smallest guys that talk the loudest junk.

938
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:39,199
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Napoleon complex, even though Napoleon wasn't that

939
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,480
short for the time period.

940
00:43:40,679 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 3: The skinniest dudes, I mean.

941
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,679
Speaker 1: Whatever, brah Man, Yeah, I gotta get my fucking button. Shit,

942
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:47,519
won't fuck you up?

943
00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:49,079
Speaker 3: All right, Dan do it?

944
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't get him? Did you?

945
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:59,760
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's like feeding it. I know, it's like feeding

946
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,480
as they keep coming back.

947
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:07,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the apparition the ghost, the witch, the bell

948
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:10,760
Witch began to speak out loud. They would ask it,

949
00:44:11,199 --> 00:44:14,079
who are you? What do you want? And the voice

950
00:44:14,079 --> 00:44:16,920
would answer, I am a spirit. I was once very happy,

951
00:44:17,079 --> 00:44:23,480
but I have been disturbed. However, believe it or.

952
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:27,079
Speaker 3: Not, us ghost day what like, they were cool as

953
00:44:27,079 --> 00:44:28,920
a ghost and then they got disturbed.

954
00:44:30,039 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the ghost has an explanation for what happened.

955
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,679
The witch the bell Witch. At one point it claimed

956
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:44,840
that it was uh an Indian and it was at peace, resting,

957
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:50,360
and the bells disturbed its burial place and then it

958
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,840
was all mucked up after that, and it was like,

959
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,599
but it was a woman's voice, so maybe it was

960
00:44:55,599 --> 00:45:00,840
a woman. But at another time, the witch claimed it

961
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,840
was doing the bidding of a neighbor on a neighboring

962
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:13,599
farm named Kate Bats and the story. People believed so

963
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:17,679
much that the bell Witch was often referred to as Kate.

964
00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:20,239
They would call it Kate, even though it was saying

965
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,440
it was It never said it was Kate. It did that.

966
00:45:22,519 --> 00:45:26,079
I worked for Kate. They would just call it Kate, okay,

967
00:45:26,159 --> 00:45:28,440
and it would be and it for shits and gigs

968
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,079
would respond to Kate. They'd be like, hey, Kate, and I'm.

969
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,199
Speaker 4: Like, hell, that's such like a friendly name to give,

970
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,920
like a evil witch.

971
00:45:37,679 --> 00:45:38,159
Speaker 1: Right, Kate?

972
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 3: Have you back up? Have you also seen the new

973
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,239
thing with natives at this moment where they're saying they

974
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,840
kind of like sprouted from the land and didn't cross

975
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:54,039
the land bridge. They're claiming not to be Homo sapiens, they.

976
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 4: Sprouted from the land, like fucking orcs witch.

977
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 3: Who's saying that TikTok TikTok or twitter. It's just natives

978
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,559
claiming to be like, we have our own creation story.

979
00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:10,639
We don't kind of go with the white man's tail.

980
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 4: That's fine, that's I mean, that literally goes against everything

981
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,360
science has taught us.

982
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,599
Speaker 1: But great, whatever you want to believe, it's fine. You're wrong.

983
00:46:20,639 --> 00:46:22,599
You could be wrong, Yeah.

984
00:46:22,519 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 4: Very right to be wrong, because we all started in

985
00:46:25,519 --> 00:46:27,400
Africa and we walked across the land.

986
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: But not even in Africa. One specific part, yeah, one

987
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:33,320
tea native part of East Africa.

988
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 4: And then whether we're the mongoloids, right, were separate, not

989
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,679
the mongoloids, the home where white people were the what

990
00:46:40,679 --> 00:46:46,159
were the white people were called the chromagnons, right, yeah, chromagnons.

991
00:46:45,199 --> 00:46:49,199
Speaker 1: No idea. I think the all Homo sapiens are, but.

992
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,639
Speaker 4: All humans were black. And then in Europe they met

993
00:46:51,639 --> 00:46:55,679
a slightly different species of human, Neanderthal. That's what I'm

994
00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:59,280
looking for, not chromagnon Neanderthal. And then there, yeah, they

995
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,880
were small school people and the humans them out of existence,

996
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,159
and well we kill. But then that's how humans became

997
00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:08,960
white is because they fucked the It's not that's.

998
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 1: Not how you can't white can't. That's just evolution.

999
00:47:11,679 --> 00:47:14,199
Speaker 4: But the the nfls were very white, and then when

1000
00:47:15,679 --> 00:47:19,079
the black humans that made mixed babies and then they

1001
00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:19,880
got whiter and whiter.

1002
00:47:20,119 --> 00:47:23,039
Speaker 3: No, it's an evolutionary thing, where like if you go

1003
00:47:23,159 --> 00:47:24,960
to a cloud of your.

1004
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 4: Spot, right, Like, I'm sure the blood sped it up.

1005
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,639
Speaker 1: Though maybe we don't have much Neanderthal in US. It's

1006
00:47:31,639 --> 00:47:34,800
mostly just that the black skin was not well, like

1007
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,079
pretty much every vitamin D or something like that.

1008
00:47:37,559 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 3: They're like vitamin D to fishent.

1009
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1010
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 4: But like most white people have like percent Neanderthal somewhere

1011
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,239
in them.

1012
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, so but that's not that much. Yeah, I know,

1013
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,360
especially considering they only died out.

1014
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 4: Like considering I'm like one percent Arabic. I don't look

1015
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,719
Arabic at all.

1016
00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 3: It's in your eyes.

1017
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have untrustworthy eyes.

1018
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 4: I do have a lot of body hair.

1019
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: But you're Italian.

1020
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:08,199
Speaker 4: Yeah that's probably where that's right, Arabic.

1021
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,119
Speaker 1: Because you're fucking Sicilian.

1022
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1023
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: Sicily was colonized by the.

1024
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 4: My my last name comes from Bussema, comes from buck

1025
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,480
Sema comes from Abu a Sema, which is Arabic for

1026
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,840
the man in the castle with the mole.

1027
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 3: See, I thought by just meant man who tries to

1028
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,519
get one over at market.

1029
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,679
Speaker 4: That's what we're known for now for sure.

1030
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,119
Speaker 1: Oh, I actually thought the name meant nine to eleven valor.

1031
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:45,760
Speaker 4: M because hey, he was actually there and I'm not

1032
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:46,320
related to him.

1033
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,599
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm familiar with stole nine to eleven val.

1034
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: Anyone can play with a hose on nine to eleven.

1035
00:48:53,079 --> 00:48:55,079
Speaker 4: He was there. He was breathing in the toxins.

1036
00:48:55,159 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 3: I thought it was just the dude from the league.

1037
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 1: No, yeah, hooked up with his old ladder or whatever

1038
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,199
they call it. Fire. But I don't.

1039
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, that guy I was shitting on. The guy from

1040
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,199
the league pretended to have just barely missed a flight

1041
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:10,960
or whatever.

1042
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,599
Speaker 3: Could have been hand.

1043
00:49:12,159 --> 00:49:15,199
Speaker 1: He said he worked in the towers, which is super verifiable.

1044
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:17,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, something youhol probably shouldn't lie about it.

1045
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 4: What a fucking clock.

1046
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.

1047
00:49:19,639 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 3: I mean people don't know this, but I I would

1048
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,519
because that was the towers that day.

1049
00:49:24,559 --> 00:49:27,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, as of someone who survived nine to eleven, I

1050
00:49:27,559 --> 00:49:28,440
resent Steve.

1051
00:49:29,119 --> 00:49:32,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, I survived it. I was in elementary school, but

1052
00:49:32,199 --> 00:49:34,159
I was in fifth far away from everything, But I survived.

1053
00:49:34,199 --> 00:49:35,639
Speaker 3: I was in fifth grade. It could have been me.

1054
00:49:36,679 --> 00:49:38,639
Speaker 1: I could have say, we all survived nine eleven.

1055
00:49:39,199 --> 00:49:40,039
Speaker 4: We're all nine eleven.

1056
00:49:40,679 --> 00:49:42,519
Speaker 3: I mean one of the planes crash in Pennsylvania. It's

1057
00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:45,199
my state, right, that could have been that could have

1058
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,920
that plane could have fallen anywhere, could have fallen on

1059
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:48,559
the lady.

1060
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 1: He was closer to a plane crash than you were.

1061
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was thirty minutes away from DC.

1062
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 3: I don't think a plane hit the Pentagon.

1063
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:01,119
Speaker 4: Well, I survived a missile, all right, This couldn't landed

1064
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:06,920
anywhere exactly. You could have landed on crossover the country.

1065
00:50:07,159 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: So Kate Bats who the witch claimed she worked for,

1066
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,519
and everybody just started calling the witch Kate. Kate Bats

1067
00:50:13,519 --> 00:50:16,599
has a fun backstory. She was a neighbor of the Bells,

1068
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,320
and she was an outcast in the Red River community

1069
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:24,599
because she was poor and because she did lots of

1070
00:50:24,679 --> 00:50:26,400
hard labor on her farm, poor and.

1071
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,519
Speaker 4: Apple woman labor. Yeah, gotta be a witch.

1072
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:35,559
Speaker 1: Well exactly. And sure her husband was paralyzed, but that's

1073
00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:36,280
no excuse.

1074
00:50:36,519 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 4: I mean she probably made him paralyzed with her fucking spells.

1075
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and her husband was which she essentially her husband

1076
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,280
got paralyzed in an accident and she had to run

1077
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,519
the farm to keep the family alive. And everyone was

1078
00:50:45,599 --> 00:50:48,480
like this or bitch, I don't trust.

1079
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,519
Speaker 3: Her at all, And she got more bitter and bitter

1080
00:50:50,599 --> 00:50:51,199
with each pass.

1081
00:50:51,639 --> 00:50:54,519
Speaker 4: They're like, fuck her, what a time to be alive.

1082
00:50:56,599 --> 00:51:01,559
Speaker 1: So also allegedly I was just getting spat on. Yeah,

1083
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,039
I guess. She allegedly had a habit of trying to

1084
00:51:04,079 --> 00:51:07,039
like impress people. She would she would try to light

1085
00:51:07,159 --> 00:51:09,280
up a room, any room she walked into, and people

1086
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:14,159
were just like, oh, god shit, why won't she die?

1087
00:51:14,559 --> 00:51:16,639
Why isn't this the one woman who lights up every

1088
00:51:16,679 --> 00:51:22,400
room she walks into. Who won't fucking DIEU? So Kate though,

1089
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:27,280
was like, no, I'm not employing a ghost to fuck

1090
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,039
with anyone. Leave me alone unless you're gonna laugh at

1091
00:51:31,079 --> 00:51:33,599
my jokes and let me dance in the pub or

1092
00:51:33,599 --> 00:51:37,639
something like I'm not doing which stuff. And people were like.

1093
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 4: Eh, don't believe you.

1094
00:51:40,519 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 3: She tried to be agreeable and they're like, no, no,

1095
00:51:43,519 --> 00:51:46,159
thank you. Was she an ugly lady?

1096
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,039
Speaker 1: Uh? Freak photograph? So I don't know, I.

1097
00:51:50,079 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 4: Feel like eighteen seventeen everyone was ugly.

1098
00:51:52,599 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 3: No, but well, yes, this has all the makings of

1099
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,000
somebody that's probably.

1100
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: Not attractive anyone. This is gonna sound gross, but I

1101
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:04,639
don't care anyone older, Like I guess I'll raise it

1102
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:08,000
up to like nineteen, but like I would say, anyone like,

1103
00:52:08,199 --> 00:52:12,880
uh over seventeen probably gets really gross really fast. Like

1104
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,840
once the just like softness of childhood, like the teenage

1105
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,840
years like totally wears off unless you have acne or something.

1106
00:52:20,119 --> 00:52:24,599
Once you get into like straight adulthood. Foul foul.

1107
00:52:25,159 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 3: BROB didn't even have get set up for that. He

1108
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,000
said that on his own merit.

1109
00:52:30,079 --> 00:52:33,199
Speaker 1: I'm just fucking saying, dude, because he.

1110
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 3: Said they're too old for them after seventeen.

1111
00:52:36,159 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: First off, look, you go back and look at teenagers

1112
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,599
in a yearbook in the fifties. They look a lot

1113
00:52:41,599 --> 00:52:44,119
more adult than OW. I can't imagine how a teenager

1114
00:52:44,199 --> 00:52:46,840
in the eighteen seven or eighteen seventeen I should say. Look,

1115
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:52,199
I'm just saying, my God, adults mostly had to be gross,

1116
00:52:52,719 --> 00:53:02,000
like gross very quickly. Yeah, we're gonna sit in that.

1117
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 3: Yep, Okay, fair enough.

1118
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,039
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm not saying I'm gonna marry a

1119
00:53:06,079 --> 00:53:07,840
four I'm not saying if I would go if I

1120
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,239
went back in time, I would marry a fourteen year

1121
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,079
old in eighteen seventeen without the right dowry.

1122
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,159
Speaker 3: But the Virgin Mary was twelve.

1123
00:53:17,599 --> 00:53:21,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's good enough for God? Uh, who am

1124
00:53:21,519 --> 00:53:22,760
I just rob?

1125
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 4: He's God does say that the Virgin Mary was twelve?

1126
00:53:27,159 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1127
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 4: Mary was What a fucked up detail?

1128
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,079
Speaker 3: Uh? Does the Bible say the Versionary was twelve?

1129
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: Does the Bible say how old Mary was? Well?

1130
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 3: At least that's what I know.

1131
00:53:38,559 --> 00:53:42,039
Speaker 1: The Bible does not specify. Told us that Christian historians

1132
00:53:42,079 --> 00:53:45,360
typically estimate she was between fifteen and sixteen years old.

1133
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,280
Speaker 3: That's way better. Why did my school tell me.

1134
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: Twelve a young woman could become true.

1135
00:53:49,199 --> 00:53:50,519
Speaker 4: Betray trying to normalize that.

1136
00:53:50,559 --> 00:53:54,760
Speaker 1: Well, twelve was the minimum age for marriage, okay, and

1137
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,920
Joseph was yeah, I think your teachers were just like, yeah, twelve,

1138
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:58,400
you can.

1139
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,639
Speaker 4: Get legally married at the age of fifteen in Hawaii

1140
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,599
and in Wyoming, I think, or Idaho one of those.

1141
00:54:03,679 --> 00:54:06,039
Speaker 1: Both of those states makes sense. All three of those

1142
00:54:06,039 --> 00:54:09,480
states makes sense. Yeah, Hawaii is people.

1143
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 3: There's a lot of kids missing.

1144
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,559
Speaker 1: And the thing about Hawaii that people don't realize is

1145
00:54:13,599 --> 00:54:18,199
that because it's so beautiful and exotic, people forget that

1146
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:23,840
it's just a bunch of small town, isolated, isolated as

1147
00:54:24,119 --> 00:54:29,519
fuck communities. But it's just very pretty and it gets

1148
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:32,159
lots of visitors, so people are like, it must be

1149
00:54:32,199 --> 00:54:33,000
totally normal here.

1150
00:54:33,039 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 3: It's like the worst education system in the US.

1151
00:54:36,199 --> 00:54:40,199
Speaker 4: Boy, worse than Mississippi. Yeah, I don't know about that.

1152
00:54:40,559 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 3: South Carolina's also up there.

1153
00:54:42,119 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 4: South Carona is pretty bad, dude. Half that I went

1154
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,000
to college there and half the school because they had

1155
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,480
a rule at usc half the half the school had

1156
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,880
to accept people from the state of South Carolina. See what,

1157
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,360
a lot of kids had no business going to college

1158
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:59,280
going there. A great people, but just you know, on

1159
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,400
enough different level of education.

1160
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:05,039
Speaker 1: Hawaii, at least, incording this random ranking a found, actually

1161
00:55:05,079 --> 00:55:08,519
doesn't do that bad. The worst one, unsurprisingly, is New Mexico.

1162
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 3: That also makes sense that tracks Hawaii is like upper tier. Actually, yeah,

1163
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,360
any any place with the reservation is probably not going

1164
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to do so hot.

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Speaker 1: Or Hawaii is like right in the middle essentially.

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Speaker 3: Probably Oklahoma is probably down there.

1167
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Speaker 1: Uh, we'll be fine, and.

1168
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Speaker 3: It's fine, it's fine. Let's move on.

1169
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Speaker 1: Let me just find like five more lists.

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Speaker 3: Let's just move on. Yeah.

1171
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Speaker 1: So anyway, the spirit started having full conversations.

1172
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 4: Uh.

1173
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,599
Speaker 1: It also at one point just to fuck with people,

1174
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:44,159
repeated word for word two different sermons that were given

1175
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:48,639
thirteen miles apart at the exact same time. The Belwitch

1176
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,840
was very into religion, so much so that it would

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00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:56,519
often directly and accurately like to the word quote biblical

1178
00:55:56,599 --> 00:56:02,239
text and appeared to enjoy getting in religious arguments with people.

1179
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,519
So people would show up and be like all right,

1180
00:56:04,559 --> 00:56:07,280
which are you from Satan? Blah blah blah, and quote

1181
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,360
some dumb Bible verse and the witch would just be

1182
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,639
like rab like Bible verses back and be like the

1183
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:14,880
God's a pussy and like all this.

1184
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 3: Shit, just like she's just like a betrayed nun.

1185
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 1: No, it was a native. I think it was an

1186
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,559
Indian that was dead, knew the afterlife, and it's like

1187
00:56:25,599 --> 00:56:27,599
this is the real story with God, and you know,

1188
00:56:27,679 --> 00:56:31,800
some idiot Methodist or Baptist. It's like, oh no, you

1189
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,559
know she was just like I'm fucking here, dude, I'm

1190
00:56:34,639 --> 00:56:35,440
on the other side.

1191
00:56:41,159 --> 00:56:43,039
Speaker 3: I'm not fully buying this.

1192
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,039
Speaker 1: Uh okay, well hang with me.

1193
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 4: You're not. You don't believe they were actually haunted?

1194
00:56:49,159 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 3: No, I just don't think because I don't either blown

1195
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,599
debates with a ghost.

1196
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:56,079
Speaker 1: No, the ghost it was happening.

1197
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 4: Did they charge money for these people?

1198
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: I never saw if they charged money or no, And

1199
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actually it seems like they didn't based on a detail.

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We're going to get to another amusement.

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Speaker 3: Maybe some like shadow puppets or.

1202
00:57:07,559 --> 00:57:09,519
Speaker 1: That would be witchcraft at the time to make a

1203
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:12,440
shadow there's a dog on the wall. Yeah, you're getting

1204
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your slop, your throat split like immediately, like it's not

1205
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:18,440
even no time for hanging. He just the judge Jerry

1206
00:57:18,599 --> 00:57:21,920
trial is you saw someone make a dog with the

1207
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black dog on the wall.

1208
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Speaker 3: Just that man just removed his thumb from his body.

1209
00:57:27,599 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah this, how do.

1210
00:57:30,519 --> 00:57:33,639
Speaker 4: You do it again? I can't remember how to do it.

1211
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Speaker 3: I don't care.

1212
00:57:39,079 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 1: So as another form of entertainment for itself, the witch

1213
00:57:43,159 --> 00:57:46,960
would people would visit and the witch would just like

1214
00:57:47,039 --> 00:57:50,159
tell him the family's dirty laundry. Would just be like

1215
00:57:50,239 --> 00:57:54,239
I saw John tugging on his wiener in the own house,

1216
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,679
watch him do it just whatever. I don't know. I

1217
00:57:57,719 --> 00:57:59,480
assume it was that, or like did you know that

1218
00:58:00,639 --> 00:58:07,119
Betsy through vegetables in the fireplace and like John masturbated again.

1219
00:58:07,199 --> 00:58:11,360
Now back John won't stop and Betsy didn't need her

1220
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:16,480
vegetables and John jerked off everywhere. But yeah, it was

1221
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,920
it was. She would just just fuck with people all

1222
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:23,119
the time. But it was a disembodied voice. It was

1223
00:58:23,159 --> 00:58:24,800
not like a witch sat down at the table and

1224
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,320
was like, what do you want to know? It was

1225
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:31,559
a disembodied voice. So people were like, all right, is

1226
00:58:31,599 --> 00:58:35,480
this disembodied voice legit? Not everyone was so sure. In

1227
00:58:35,559 --> 00:58:39,320
eighteen twenty, a military officer whose last name was also

1228
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,639
Bell was in the area and he stayed.

1229
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:50,119
Speaker 3: Oh, this is the invention of the telephone. What the

1230
00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:50,840
Bell family?

1231
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,199
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Alexander Graham.

1232
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had They had a fucking speaker wired into

1233
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,599
the house. That's how they got the disembodied voice.

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00:58:57,679 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 3: Alexander Graham Bell. This was actually his kind of prequel

1235
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:03,559
to the telephone.

1236
00:59:03,559 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: Okay, well he was born in Scotland and died in Canada.

1237
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,159
Speaker 3: It makes sense.

1238
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,039
Speaker 1: And was did he live in America?

1239
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:17,159
Speaker 4: He definitely made take a quick pee break. I got

1240
00:59:17,159 --> 00:59:17,880
a stint in my ear.

1241
00:59:19,199 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 3: I don't want to kidney.

1242
00:59:22,119 --> 00:59:25,719
Speaker 1: You got a fucking demon in your wiener. Don't get

1243
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,800
it out of here, dude. All right, So this military officer,

1244
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:34,079
John Bell is in the area and he recorded a

1245
00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:36,480
he he he was keeping a diary, as everyone I

1246
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:39,639
guess did at the time, and he recorded a conversation

1247
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,480
he had staying in a different house. But like it

1248
00:59:42,559 --> 00:59:45,639
was just the talk of the town at the time, right. Uh,

1249
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,960
there was just like, oh, you know, there's a ghostwitch

1250
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,039
at the Bell house up at your name's Bell, right,

1251
00:59:50,599 --> 00:59:55,679
So he wrote this little paragraph here but found it interesting.

1252
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:02,199
Bell wrote, rather, a sing singular circumstance was here related

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to me. Of a young girl of about fifteen years

1254
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:09,400
of age, residing but three miles from Murphy. A voice

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accompanies her which says she should marry a man a neighbor.

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01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:19,079
Thousands of persons have visited her to hear this voice.

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In many instances it will reply to questions put to it.

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The visitors have left as little satisfied in their curiosity

1259
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as before they heard it. Many are under the impression

1260
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that it is ventriloquinism imposed upon the hearers, either by

1261
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the girl or her brother, who it seems is generally

1262
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:49,519
in her company. Her family is respectable.

1263
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:55,519
Speaker 3: The kids, So the kids are just doing ventriloquist shit

1264
01:00:55,639 --> 01:00:55,920
and I.

1265
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,519
Speaker 1: Guess fucking each other up because these kids were getting

1266
01:00:59,639 --> 01:01:02,159
the shit kicked out of them and adults were getting

1267
01:01:02,199 --> 01:01:05,519
tripped and all this stuff. But it was still a

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rumor at the time. This was This was a diary

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from eighteen twenty. It was a rumor at the time

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01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:19,159
that they were like ventriloquent. It was a ventriloquist situation.

1271
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So someone will walk in and be like, oh, Betsy,

1272
01:01:23,519 --> 01:01:25,840
the witch follows you around. What does the witch think

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about Jesus and Betsy would be like.

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Speaker 3: Fuck business. So it's as if the kids are possessed

1275
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and they're speaking for the witch. No, or they're just

1276
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doing it faking out of the side of their mouth,

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was in love with Joshua Gardner and had learned ventriloquinism. Now,

1395
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:26,079
how a girl in eighteen seventeen Appalachia, Tennessee became a

1396
01:08:26,159 --> 01:08:30,239
ventriloquist is a fucking mystery to me. In fact, a

1397
01:08:30,359 --> 01:08:31,520
witch seems.

1398
01:08:31,159 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 3: More likely came across a book what book dark arts

1399
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:41,720
because nobody wants a ventriloquist. It's the worst form of comedy.

1400
01:08:42,279 --> 01:08:51,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a nightmare. It's bad. It's just bad. Common. However,

1401
01:08:52,079 --> 01:08:53,920
the author of the definitive book.

1402
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:56,600
Speaker 3: Although you do look like a ventriloquist doll.

1403
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:02,199
Speaker 4: Ha, we gotta really bring this the one from Goosebumps. Yeah,

1404
01:09:02,199 --> 01:09:04,680
that that shit gave me nightmares. Now it's coming back.

1405
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,399
Speaker 1: That was a t FM comment.

1406
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 4: Because there's probably Dan pretending to be do you know.

1407
01:09:13,159 --> 01:09:15,359
Speaker 3: The I did have a burner that I would just

1408
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:16,199
troll rob with.

1409
01:09:16,279 --> 01:09:18,399
Speaker 1: Do you do you know the dummies name? Because I

1410
01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:20,000
do because I watched the Goosebumps movie two.

1411
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:25,760
Speaker 4: It's Robbie right. No, oh, slappy slappy do that that doll?

1412
01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:29,039
Speaker 3: Maybe we do an entire episode where I'm behind you

1413
01:09:29,079 --> 01:09:30,079
with my hand and I'm.

1414
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:36,159
Speaker 1: Just like, yeah, I gotta watch the YouTube for that

1415
01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:39,840
YouTube dot com slash sophtcore history. So the author of

1416
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:45,399
the definitive book about the Bell which wrote in his book, no,

1417
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,239
that work, you gotta really you gotta put.

1418
01:09:51,159 --> 01:09:52,560
Speaker 4: Here, I'll do the voice, you do the hand.

1419
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:57,279
Speaker 1: You gotta put your hand in my pants be a pro. No, no, right,

1420
01:09:57,359 --> 01:10:01,079
all the way and just right up my ass dude.

1421
01:10:01,119 --> 01:10:02,119
Speaker 3: That was Jimmy.

1422
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:05,359
Speaker 1: Fuck. If he dies, then I swear to God.

1423
01:10:05,399 --> 01:10:07,720
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, I broke the friend.

1424
01:10:08,199 --> 01:10:10,159
Speaker 1: We're just giving up on the bit now if he dies,

1425
01:10:10,199 --> 01:10:13,479
and Dan wouldn't put his hand up my asshole because

1426
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:16,359
I broke the frame. Not nearly far enough anyway. The

1427
01:10:16,399 --> 01:10:19,600
author of the definitive book about the Bell Witch wrote

1428
01:10:20,279 --> 01:10:25,800
uh that the ventrilo Ventriloquist charges were total bullshit, and

1429
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,720
he had like proof of it too. So, oh man,

1430
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:29,680
this whole thing is broken.

1431
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:32,039
Speaker 4: You guys like Jimmy. Huh.

1432
01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:33,439
Speaker 1: I want to bet that Jimmy.

1433
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:36,039
Speaker 4: He was the last guy to tax the rich.

1434
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:38,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he lived to be one hundred that was

1435
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:42,239
the whole thing. He also But yeah, if he dies,

1436
01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:43,079
this is kind of on us.

1437
01:10:43,159 --> 01:10:47,600
Speaker 1: It is one hundred cents a deregulated beer. Yeah, micro

1438
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,079
brewing is because of Jimmy.

1439
01:10:49,199 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, Jimmy, that's that's pretty baller.

1440
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,199
Speaker 3: Damn, I'm gonna have to get a new friend.

1441
01:10:54,279 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: Fuck. Well, shit happens Jimmy's dead anyway, it actually dies,

1442
01:11:00,039 --> 01:11:02,239
that would be spooky. The author of the main book

1443
01:11:02,239 --> 01:11:06,760
about it, Broady Dead, in the book that the ventriloquism

1444
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:10,640
stuff was bullshit to the point where one of the

1445
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:14,319
family members threatened to sue for libel the Saturday Evening

1446
01:11:14,319 --> 01:11:18,279
Post and they immediately retracted and everyone was like, no,

1447
01:11:18,399 --> 01:11:21,880
Betsy was way too young to like do ventriloquialism. Like,

1448
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,760
there's no fucking way that she was able to pull

1449
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,039
that off.

1450
01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:25,199
Speaker 4: Definitely a demon.

1451
01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:29,359
Speaker 3: Rob fox down another woman? What believing women?

1452
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:32,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what what? No, I am believing

1453
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:32,920
the woman?

1454
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,960
Speaker 3: What you don't believe in her abilities as a venge?

1455
01:11:36,079 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, fair enough? So finally, how could she ever

1456
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,239
do this? There's no fucking way.

1457
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:43,520
Speaker 4: So if you don't have.

1458
01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:44,600
Speaker 3: Tests to be witchcraft.

1459
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 1: Finally the people were like, all right, we're gonna test.

1460
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,560
We're gonna test the witch. We're gonna figure this out.

1461
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:54,199
So John Johnson uh son of James the guy who

1462
01:11:55,119 --> 01:11:59,359
Stayed the Night or whatever, devised a test for the witch. Something.

1463
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:02,159
He he decided to ask the witch something that no

1464
01:12:02,239 --> 01:12:06,079
one outside of his family would know. And so he

1465
01:12:06,399 --> 01:12:11,279
asked the witch. He goes, so I have a Dutch

1466
01:12:12,039 --> 01:12:16,960
step grandmother in North Carolina, okay, And the witch was

1467
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,439
like okay, and he was like, can you tell me

1468
01:12:22,159 --> 01:12:29,239
what my Dutch step grandmother in North Carolina says to

1469
01:12:29,399 --> 01:12:36,279
her slaves when they fuck up? That was posed to

1470
01:12:36,319 --> 01:12:39,159
the witch. If the Witch gets it right, oddly specific,

1471
01:12:39,399 --> 01:12:44,239
it's hyper specific. What is my what is my grandma?

1472
01:12:44,279 --> 01:12:48,720
Who's not related to me, who's from who's fucking Dutch

1473
01:12:49,119 --> 01:12:50,039
say to slaves?

1474
01:12:50,119 --> 01:12:52,399
Speaker 3: I thought the Dutch were anti slavery.

1475
01:12:52,119 --> 01:12:55,399
Speaker 1: Not the ones in America? Yeah, mabe, the ones in

1476
01:12:55,439 --> 01:12:59,600
the other ones or whatever. So the Witch replies, in

1477
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:05,720
his grandmother's accent, hut, what has happened now? So I

1478
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:07,960
guess that's what his fucking Dutch grandma said to slaves.

1479
01:13:08,039 --> 01:13:09,840
Speaker 3: That was a common phrase back then.

1480
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,920
Speaker 1: Well she stuck, she stuck the landing on it.

1481
01:13:13,039 --> 01:13:14,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone was saying that, man.

1482
01:13:14,279 --> 01:13:16,239
Speaker 1: Everyone was saying not, hut, what has happened now?

1483
01:13:16,319 --> 01:13:18,399
Speaker 4: That seems like a fairly nicer thing to say to

1484
01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:20,760
a slave than I would imagine them saying.

1485
01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:21,239
Speaker 3: Right.

1486
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, walking at me like, hey, guys, what happened?

1487
01:13:27,239 --> 01:13:30,079
Speaker 4: What's going on here? It would probably be a little

1488
01:13:30,079 --> 01:13:32,119
meaner than that, is what I would imagine.

1489
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:37,680
Speaker 1: In another account, an englishman stopped by the house because

1490
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:40,840
you wanted to see what was going on, and he

1491
01:13:41,199 --> 01:13:43,279
just mentioned, you know, his family lives back in England,

1492
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:48,159
and the witch overhears him and just starts mimicking his parents,

1493
01:13:48,159 --> 01:13:51,960
and she's like, oh yeah from England, no right, And

1494
01:13:52,079 --> 01:13:54,439
the guy's like, oh, my fucking god, that's my parents'

1495
01:13:54,479 --> 01:14:00,560
voices to a fucking tea Jesus and he's like, wow,

1496
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:03,520
that's crazy. I'm gonna go to sleep. So he goes

1497
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:06,039
to sleep and he's woken in the morning and again

1498
01:14:06,079 --> 01:14:09,479
they're like, oh, Joan, wake up like his parents. Hears

1499
01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:13,920
his parents' voices gonna, oh, don't igt about ith b B.

1500
01:14:14,359 --> 01:14:17,720
He's like, good lord, my parents' voices woke me up,

1501
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:22,239
but no one's here. The witch is real, Sorry for doubting,

1502
01:14:22,279 --> 01:14:24,399
and he fucking leaves. He's like, the witch is one

1503
01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:29,840
hundred percent, which is real. So the Witch becomes so notorious.

1504
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:35,520
The Bell Witch becomes so notorious that one man who

1505
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:41,600
feared absolutely nothing decided he needed to see this demon

1506
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:47,239
for himself. The year is eighteen twenty. Do you know

1507
01:14:47,279 --> 01:14:48,000
who this man was?

1508
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,239
Speaker 3: A blankoln close.

1509
01:14:54,279 --> 01:14:56,079
Speaker 4: You this is that's great, Robert E.

1510
01:14:56,159 --> 01:15:01,479
Speaker 3: Lee. I'm gonna think earlier Quincy Adams.

1511
01:15:02,119 --> 01:15:04,800
Speaker 4: Closer he was Quincy Adams was dead by now, right.

1512
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:05,239
Speaker 3: No, he wasn't.

1513
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,840
Speaker 1: Adams was close to Dad. Quincy was well alive.

1514
01:15:09,319 --> 01:15:10,319
Speaker 3: Quincy, he was hunting.

1515
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,039
Speaker 1: Come on, fear on earth, feared no one.

1516
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:19,079
Speaker 3: Feared, no One. Eighteen twenties Teddy Roosevelt.

1517
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 4: Davy Crockett, he would know that, would not be Teddy Roosevelt.

1518
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:27,560
Speaker 1: Andrew mother fuck Jackson. Jackson shows up to the farm, says,

1519
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:31,640
show me this fucking witch. He owned property in the county.

1520
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,000
He's like, I hear those witch in town.

1521
01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:38,359
Speaker 3: Andrew Jackson's kind of a mix between Donald Trump and

1522
01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:39,000
Nick Cage.

1523
01:15:41,279 --> 01:15:44,560
Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson is Donald Trump, If Donald Trump did the

1524
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:48,720
stuff that Donald Trump said, if he was about that life, Yeah,

1525
01:15:49,239 --> 01:15:52,399
Donald Trump's not about that life. Andrew Jackson was was

1526
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:55,359
that life? And one wants to come at me like whoa,

1527
01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:59,680
no go read one fucking sentence about Andrew Jackson.

1528
01:16:01,399 --> 01:16:03,359
Speaker 3: No, my man was king of New Orleans.

1529
01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:08,560
Speaker 1: The answer is fucking no. Has done like no.

1530
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,079
Speaker 3: Shot a couple of times.

1531
01:16:11,079 --> 01:16:14,159
Speaker 1: I understand that. I understand that a pieceful bullet hit

1532
01:16:14,199 --> 01:16:17,159
Donald Trump's ear. Andrew Jackson took one to the chest

1533
01:16:17,199 --> 01:16:19,960
and then killed the guy who did it, well, nearly

1534
01:16:20,079 --> 01:16:22,960
killed him. No, he killed the guy.

1535
01:16:23,399 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 3: No, he beat him with a cane.

1536
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,199
Speaker 1: Different guy. No, that guy didn't shoot him. That guys.

1537
01:16:28,239 --> 01:16:31,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. Miss, It just didn't backfired.

1538
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:34,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah in the duel though, that's right, Andrew Jackson

1539
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:38,079
took one to the chest and then pulled out his guy.

1540
01:16:38,119 --> 01:16:40,479
Speaker 3: I forgot old Hickory has a couple of bullets in him.

1541
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:42,159
Speaker 1: No, he's only got one bullet in him.

1542
01:16:42,279 --> 01:16:43,760
Speaker 3: I thought he had a couple from the services.

1543
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 1: He also got slashed in the face as an eleven

1544
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,840
year old trying to fight a British soldier. That's right,

1545
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:49,359
took a sword to the fucking face.

1546
01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:53,640
Speaker 3: So again, but the bullet from the duel is launched

1547
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:54,199
in forever.

1548
01:16:54,279 --> 01:16:56,560
Speaker 1: Don't come at me with anyone being as hard as

1549
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:58,880
Andrew Jackson, certainly not any modern president.

1550
01:16:59,119 --> 01:17:03,680
Speaker 3: And listen, did he wipe out a couple Indians, Yeah,

1551
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,600
a couple million, But he also took one in.

1552
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:12,439
Speaker 1: He did adopt one, and that counts for twenty at

1553
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,039
least he raised.

1554
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,800
Speaker 3: One as his own.

1555
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, some of the Bell children allegedly had served

1556
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:26,520
under Jackson when he was a general. And Jackson, like

1557
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,399
I said, own land not far from the Bell homestead.

1558
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:32,600
So the Bell household at the time because of all

1559
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:35,359
the visitors and stuff who may or may not have

1560
01:17:35,399 --> 01:17:39,239
been paying I don't really know, strained from resources either way.

1561
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:42,640
So Jackson was like, you know what, I know the

1562
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:44,880
Bells and I want to meet. I want to see

1563
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:46,399
this witch to see if it's real. I'm going to

1564
01:17:46,439 --> 01:17:49,600
bring a wagon full of supplies to help the Bells

1565
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:52,640
out because they served honorably under me and I'm a

1566
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:56,680
good guy. Blah blah blah. So Jackson and his soldiers

1567
01:17:56,720 --> 01:18:00,479
and the wagon start to get near the bell farm,

1568
01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:01,840
and the.

1569
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:06,319
Speaker 3: Wagon all along the bell tower, watchtower, the bell tower.

1570
01:18:08,079 --> 01:18:11,399
Speaker 1: Calm down, Bob Dylan or Jimmy Hendrix. I don't know

1571
01:18:11,399 --> 01:18:12,079
who did it first.

1572
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:13,640
Speaker 4: Bob don't did it first.

1573
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:15,800
Speaker 3: Just assume Bob Dylan wrote I.

1574
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,119
Speaker 1: Like the Dave Matthews Band version of the Best, So

1575
01:18:18,239 --> 01:18:19,960
no Jimmy Hendricks version all the way.

1576
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:22,000
Speaker 3: That's the Watchdower. But that all on the bell tower

1577
01:18:22,279 --> 01:18:23,920
or the bell tower is also a different song.

1578
01:18:24,439 --> 01:18:26,399
Speaker 1: I don't know that one. How can you be all

1579
01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:29,640
along a belltower fucking it's tiny?

1580
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,800
Speaker 3: Well, it's not sick. All along the bell tower is

1581
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,359
not a song.

1582
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:38,439
Speaker 1: Uh. Anyway, the wagon's walking up or driving up whatever,

1583
01:18:38,479 --> 01:18:40,239
and it just fucking comes to a halt. The horses

1584
01:18:40,239 --> 01:18:44,520
are like nope, and the wagon just gets stuck. And Jackson, actually,

1585
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,840
I'm sorry. The horses aren't like nope. The wagon gets

1586
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:49,199
stuck in a way that it does not make sense,

1587
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:51,520
like it's not in mud or anything like that. It

1588
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,720
just won't move anymore. It just will not move, as

1589
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:58,000
if it's bewitched into a fixed stop. And Jackson and

1590
01:18:58,039 --> 01:18:59,840
his men get out and they try to push, and

1591
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:02,920
the horses try to pull and nothing. It is just

1592
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,880
will not move. And Jackson exclaims, by the by the

1593
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:12,640
Eternal Boys, it is the witch. And this is my favorite,

1594
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:16,279
one of my favorite parts of me. A Allegedly, a

1595
01:19:16,399 --> 01:19:21,840
quote unquote metallic voice was heard from the bushes. I

1596
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:25,159
don't maybe you can do this in post. It's just like,

1597
01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:29,800
all right, general, let the wagon move on. I will

1598
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:35,199
see you again tonight, M and the and the wagon

1599
01:19:35,239 --> 01:19:36,159
moves immediately.

1600
01:19:36,319 --> 01:19:40,159
Speaker 4: And Andrew Jackson corroborates this story. He said, this happened.

1601
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:43,479
Speaker 1: Uh no, we don't have it from Jackson first hand.

1602
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:49,399
This is all secondhand info, okay, but super legit. And

1603
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:52,319
obviously Jackson and his men stay in the Bell House

1604
01:19:52,359 --> 01:19:56,560
that night to experience the witch. One of the guys, I.

1605
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,520
Speaker 3: Bet Jackson's trying to have an orgy with the ghost.

1606
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:02,800
Speaker 1: Jackson do all kinds of fun up, there's no question.

1607
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,159
Speaker 3: I mean when he got into the White House, they

1608
01:20:06,199 --> 01:20:08,239
had like a seven day, week long party.

1609
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:09,439
Speaker 4: That's awesome.

1610
01:20:09,479 --> 01:20:12,439
Speaker 3: People were shitting in the White House, just like on

1611
01:20:12,479 --> 01:20:15,279
the floor. That's people were fucking in the halls.

1612
01:20:16,319 --> 01:20:21,399
Speaker 1: Damn, you cannot, under any circumstances elect a person from

1613
01:20:21,439 --> 01:20:22,560
Tennessee to the White House.

1614
01:20:23,159 --> 01:20:25,000
Speaker 3: He'll bring everyone, He'll bring the entire state.

1615
01:20:25,359 --> 01:20:30,119
Speaker 1: Not it's I mean, they were screaming Rocky Top before

1616
01:20:30,199 --> 01:20:32,359
it was even a thing. Yeah, just butt fucking and

1617
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:33,359
screaming Rocky Top.

1618
01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:36,359
Speaker 3: What a good old time?

1619
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:43,720
Speaker 1: No, no Rocky Top. So one of Jackson's men, one

1620
01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:47,239
of the soldiers, who was obviously like not a big

1621
01:20:47,239 --> 01:20:49,439
shot or whatever, like the wouldn't an officer or anything,

1622
01:20:49,439 --> 01:20:54,239
I don't think, uh, just some underling, uh, claimed he

1623
01:20:54,399 --> 01:20:56,960
was like, I'm not scared of this fucking witch. In fact,

1624
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:01,319
I brought a silver bullet that I've loaded in my pistol,

1625
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:04,000
and I call this bullet the witch Tamer.

1626
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:06,199
Speaker 3: Silver kill witches.

1627
01:21:07,399 --> 01:21:12,800
Speaker 1: Who could say rightwolves and vampires too.

1628
01:21:13,119 --> 01:21:15,359
Speaker 4: Vampires are critical fixes and garlic.

1629
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,680
Speaker 1: Silver also, silver will fuck him up.

1630
01:21:18,359 --> 01:21:19,079
Speaker 4: I think get silver.

1631
01:21:19,319 --> 01:21:19,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1632
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:23,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, silver is in general and anti supernatural situation.

1633
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, because in the Witcher video games you use the

1634
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:29,319
silver sword for all the monsters and the steel sword

1635
01:21:29,359 --> 01:21:30,000
for humans.

1636
01:21:30,039 --> 01:21:31,199
Speaker 3: It's like Valerian steel.

1637
01:21:32,239 --> 01:21:35,920
Speaker 1: A silver will cut through a vampire, no problem, gets

1638
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:39,640
straight up, turns the ash. You don't even you swing

1639
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:40,760
and you don't feel anything.

1640
01:21:42,079 --> 01:21:43,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like going through leaves.

1641
01:21:44,279 --> 01:21:46,359
Speaker 1: So one of Jackson's men, like I said, he's like,

1642
01:21:46,399 --> 01:21:48,319
you don't my fuck switch up. I got a silver bullet.

1643
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:50,720
I call it the witch Tamer. In fact, I'm a

1644
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:55,199
witch layer. I've killed other witches. Jackson just gets tired

1645
01:21:55,199 --> 01:21:56,159
of hearing this guy.

1646
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,520
Speaker 3: Fucking talk, fucking puts one in his head.

1647
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:02,239
Speaker 1: I wish he Jackson says, by the eternals, I do

1648
01:22:02,359 --> 01:22:05,159
wish the thing would come. I want to see him

1649
01:22:05,279 --> 01:22:07,560
run like he's like, I don't believe this guy. This

1650
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:09,159
guy's a bitch. I want to see this witch come

1651
01:22:09,159 --> 01:22:13,880
out and make make him look like a pussy. Uh.

1652
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:20,319
Soon after, the witch arrived and said to the witch Slayer,

1653
01:22:21,199 --> 01:22:25,399
because she's like, all right, shoot me, you can even

1654
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:29,600
where am I fucking shoot me? Uh? I guess maybe

1655
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:32,039
she even appeared because the man like points at where

1656
01:22:32,039 --> 01:22:35,520
the voice was gun won't fire, and the witch countered,

1657
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:38,920
I'll teach literally quote, I'll teach you a lesson. Beat

1658
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:41,319
the shit out of the guy, grabbed him by his

1659
01:22:41,359 --> 01:22:42,399
nose and threw him.

1660
01:22:42,319 --> 01:22:44,239
Speaker 3: Out of the house by the nose.

1661
01:22:44,319 --> 01:22:48,920
Speaker 1: You say, yeah, Jackson exclaimed again by the eternal boys,

1662
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,520
I never saw so much fun in all my life.

1663
01:22:53,079 --> 01:22:54,920
This beats fighting the British.

1664
01:22:55,319 --> 01:22:56,640
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

1665
01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:01,239
Speaker 1: The witch told Jackson she would uncover another rascal the

1666
01:23:01,319 --> 01:23:03,960
next night, but in the morning Jackson's men were like,

1667
01:23:04,039 --> 01:23:06,720
let's leave because I don't know who she means, and

1668
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,359
I don't want to get fucked up, so let's just

1669
01:23:09,359 --> 01:23:11,840
get the fuck out of here. And they did. But

1670
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:14,039
some people are not so sure that Jackson was there.

1671
01:23:14,159 --> 01:23:18,079
According to one historian that it quote the eighteen twenty

1672
01:23:18,079 --> 01:23:22,079
four presidential election was so malicious and seeing it seems

1673
01:23:22,119 --> 01:23:24,239
hard to believe that his opponent would have overlooked the

1674
01:23:24,279 --> 01:23:27,000
opportunity to drag him through the mud for losing a

1675
01:23:27,039 --> 01:23:27,880
fight to a witch.

1676
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,960
Speaker 3: That's Quincy, right, yeah, Because Quincy won the first election,

1677
01:23:33,399 --> 01:23:35,720
and then Jackson and him were just mudslinging.

1678
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a dirty, dirty election.

1679
01:23:39,079 --> 01:23:41,800
But maybe the best argument that this was a real

1680
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:44,800
spirit that wants a human was that.

1681
01:23:45,279 --> 01:23:47,760
Speaker 3: And you would think Quincy would be about that life too,

1682
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:50,800
because he had his own weird shit. So maybe that's

1683
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,760
why he didn't go after the wins.

1684
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,640
Speaker 1: Get yelled at for more people. You don't want to

1685
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:54,920
open the.

1686
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:57,359
Speaker 3: Mill going to the center of the earth hollow.

1687
01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:58,359
Speaker 1: You don't want that smoke.

1688
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:01,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, which you know he didn't necessarily believe in it,

1689
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:04,600
but he hung around people that did believe in it.

1690
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,840
Speaker 1: Right, be best not to open that door.

1691
01:24:08,119 --> 01:24:08,479
Speaker 3: M hm.

1692
01:24:09,399 --> 01:24:14,119
Speaker 1: So the spirit was pretty clicky and played favorites with

1693
01:24:14,199 --> 01:24:20,079
the Bell family. The spirit really liked John Bell's wife, Lucy,

1694
01:24:20,479 --> 01:24:23,560
calling her quote the most perfect woman to walk the earth.

1695
01:24:24,119 --> 01:24:27,319
The witch would give Lucy fresh fruit and sing hymns

1696
01:24:27,359 --> 01:24:27,560
to her.

1697
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:29,000
Speaker 3: Was she trying to clap the cheeks?

1698
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:34,079
Speaker 1: Fucking? Maybe the witch also liked John Bell Junior, showed her,

1699
01:24:34,159 --> 01:24:40,319
showed him some respect, But holy fuck, did the witch

1700
01:24:40,359 --> 01:24:44,479
hate John Bell Senior, the owner of the farm. The

1701
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:47,720
witch was quoted as saying, the disembodied voice of the

1702
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:50,640
witch was quoted as saying, mister Bell is a bad man.

1703
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:51,960
Speaker 3: It's probably crumudget.

1704
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,960
Speaker 1: I think he was kind of a dick. Yeah, as

1705
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,279
far as I could. I don't know what. She called him,

1706
01:24:57,279 --> 01:25:00,039
old Jack, And the witch claimed that she intended to

1707
01:25:00,119 --> 01:25:00,600
kill him.

1708
01:25:01,079 --> 01:25:02,319
Speaker 3: Oh man, why couldn't she?

1709
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:05,199
Speaker 1: Well?

1710
01:25:05,279 --> 01:25:06,399
Speaker 3: And he made of silver.

1711
01:25:06,479 --> 01:25:10,279
Speaker 1: In eighteen seventeen, when she first showed up, John Bell

1712
01:25:10,359 --> 01:25:13,920
Sor came down with a neurological disorder that got worse

1713
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:17,159
and worse over the next several years, and according to legend,

1714
01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:21,279
every time John Bell Senor would suffer gravely from this

1715
01:25:21,359 --> 01:25:24,720
neurological disorder, the Witch could be heard laughing at him

1716
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:29,479
as he was just like. The witch was like, fuck you,

1717
01:25:30,079 --> 01:25:30,680
Oh man.

1718
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:33,000
Speaker 3: I like that though it's long term. You have a rival.

1719
01:25:33,439 --> 01:25:35,279
Speaker 4: She wants them to suffer for a long time.

1720
01:25:35,479 --> 01:25:39,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you don't make it painless. So John Bell

1721
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:45,000
building up that rivalry or that enemy, that true, unadulterated

1722
01:25:45,119 --> 01:25:51,359
like pure passion and hate, that pure hatred. There's something

1723
01:25:51,399 --> 01:25:51,920
to that.

1724
01:25:52,279 --> 01:25:52,880
Speaker 1: Keeps you going.

1725
01:25:53,039 --> 01:25:56,560
Speaker 3: And I'm sure they like I know, he probably a

1726
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:58,359
little piece of him enjoyed this.

1727
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:01,520
Speaker 1: You think it kept him going?

1728
01:26:02,119 --> 01:26:04,640
Speaker 3: I think so. They's just a little bit of a

1729
01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:05,720
spie fuel Well.

1730
01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:10,479
Speaker 1: He died in eighteen twenty, on December nineteenth, at the

1731
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:11,239
age of seventy.

1732
01:26:11,279 --> 01:26:13,119
Speaker 3: Though, yeah, I don't think it was the witch.

1733
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:16,880
Speaker 1: Well John Bell Junior if his son found poison next

1734
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:20,199
to his dad's bed, and the witch is believed to

1735
01:26:20,239 --> 01:26:23,680
a poison Bell and reportedly laughed and sang at his deathbed.

1736
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:24,880
Speaker 3: I thought Junior was cool.

1737
01:26:25,439 --> 01:26:27,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, Junior was cool. She killed Senior.

1738
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:30,319
Speaker 4: So somebody literally murdered this man with poison over a

1739
01:26:30,359 --> 01:26:31,439
long period of time.

1740
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:33,880
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was immediate, like he had a

1741
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:36,760
neurological disorder. But then one day she was just like,

1742
01:26:37,039 --> 01:26:41,640
I'm done with you. I put some poison, okay, or

1743
01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:44,800
the bell Witches said to it.

1744
01:26:45,159 --> 01:26:47,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sucking. The joker just finally pulling out the

1745
01:26:47,479 --> 01:26:48,880
gun and shooting Batman in the head.

1746
01:26:49,039 --> 01:26:52,720
Speaker 1: Yep, So she said that the Bell Witch was quoted

1747
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:55,359
as saying she fixed him, and I did it, and

1748
01:26:55,399 --> 01:27:01,800
he will not get up. She also ruined his funeral

1749
01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:05,840
by singing really raunchy drinking songs. Says they're trying to

1750
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,800
be like the Lord, We'll protect us. She was just

1751
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:13,399
like a five counts for every point five points for

1752
01:27:13,439 --> 01:27:13,920
every con.

1753
01:27:14,119 --> 01:27:17,279
Speaker 3: She seems like a good time, right, Yeah, this switch

1754
01:27:17,399 --> 01:27:17,840
is dope.

1755
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:19,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's hardcore.

1756
01:27:21,199 --> 01:27:25,039
Speaker 1: In eighteen twenty one, at the Behest of the Witch,

1757
01:27:25,159 --> 01:27:29,199
Betsy Bell called off her engagement to none other than

1758
01:27:30,119 --> 01:27:33,439
Joshua Gardner. So the woman that Betsy, the band that

1759
01:27:33,439 --> 01:27:37,159
Betsy was in love with. The engagement was called off

1760
01:27:37,159 --> 01:27:39,560
at the Behest of the Witch, and Betsy was once

1761
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:45,640
accused of being using ventriloquinism to convince I guess Joshua

1762
01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:46,600
Gardner to marry her.

1763
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:49,199
Speaker 4: Why did they not move at any point?

1764
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:52,079
Speaker 3: Don't let the terrorists win, right, you don't.

1765
01:27:52,199 --> 01:27:54,680
Speaker 1: You don't give it a terrorists. And also, uh respect,

1766
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:56,520
it had to be easier back then. But let me

1767
01:27:56,560 --> 01:28:01,279
tell you, man, selling property sucks.

1768
01:28:01,359 --> 01:28:03,920
Speaker 3: Ass. You think it's easy to just fucking pick up

1769
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:04,600
everything you have.

1770
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:05,399
Speaker 1: There's a level.

1771
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:07,760
Speaker 4: There's a level of new, build a new cabin somewhere else.

1772
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:10,319
Speaker 1: There's a level of ghost I would deal with in

1773
01:28:10,359 --> 01:28:11,079
my current house.

1774
01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:16,000
Speaker 3: And she doesn't sound that bad, So she sounds kind

1775
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:18,520
of like a an. It's an entertaining thing. Right, you

1776
01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:21,079
don't have TV, you don't have radio yet, right, right,

1777
01:28:21,199 --> 01:28:24,880
like your last pretty much, but this is kind of refreshing.

1778
01:28:25,239 --> 01:28:29,279
You know, you have something to do. It keeps you occupied,

1779
01:28:29,319 --> 01:28:30,239
new people every day.

1780
01:28:30,319 --> 01:28:34,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, the entity the Witch told the family it was

1781
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:37,760
gonna leave but return in seven years. In eighteen twenty one,

1782
01:28:38,159 --> 01:28:41,159
the Witch returned in time for Lucy and her sons

1783
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:44,479
Richard and Joel to fuck with them. They were doing

1784
01:28:44,479 --> 01:28:48,239
similar right, she was doing similar shit. She is said

1785
01:28:48,239 --> 01:28:53,800
to have spoken to John Junior for three nights about quote,

1786
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:57,760
the past, present, and future, but the family was like

1787
01:28:58,359 --> 01:29:01,039
knowing what they knew the time around, which is like

1788
01:29:01,079 --> 01:29:02,279
the more we got into.

1789
01:29:02,079 --> 01:29:04,720
Speaker 3: It, the ghost of Christmas past.

1790
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:07,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, I'm about the not I gonna

1791
01:29:07,239 --> 01:29:08,680
tell you about it now. Now we'n tell you about

1792
01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:11,159
the future, three nights in a row. But the family knew.

1793
01:29:11,159 --> 01:29:13,279
They were like, dude, the more we lean into her shit,

1794
01:29:13,479 --> 01:29:16,720
the more she gets stronger. So let's just fucking ignore

1795
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:17,840
and see what happens.

1796
01:29:18,079 --> 01:29:21,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, And like any good bully, just ignore it.

1797
01:29:21,159 --> 01:29:23,760
Speaker 1: She went away. She said she would. She said she

1798
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:27,920
would return to John Bell's most direct descendant one hundred

1799
01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:31,000
and seven years later, in nineteen thirty five. There are

1800
01:29:31,039 --> 01:29:35,279
no tales from nineteen thirty five that exist, but there

1801
01:29:35,279 --> 01:29:39,560
are tales from more recently, oh from the Belle family

1802
01:29:41,279 --> 01:29:47,239
Jordan Bell Lucy Butler Nay Bell is a direct descendant

1803
01:29:47,279 --> 01:29:51,000
of John Bell Junior and is named for John Bell's wife, Lucy,

1804
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:56,840
John Bell Senior's wife Lucy. She has said that her daughter,

1805
01:29:56,960 --> 01:30:00,279
she and her daughter Jennifer, have seen the black rabbit

1806
01:30:00,359 --> 01:30:06,560
had a dog, and that they often saw much like

1807
01:30:07,239 --> 01:30:11,239
Betsy originally saw a giggling girl running around their house

1808
01:30:11,279 --> 01:30:15,039
at night. She said quote, I was thinking that might

1809
01:30:15,079 --> 01:30:17,199
have been the Bell Witch. That would have been the

1810
01:30:17,199 --> 01:30:19,640
sweet side of her. The little girl would play with

1811
01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:22,640
Jennifer's toys, and the family dog was not afraid of her.

1812
01:30:23,039 --> 01:30:25,720
She stayed, would come out at night, and she was

1813
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:31,199
sweet and giggled. She would watch over Jennifer. Ah. Yeah, However,

1814
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:36,840
the Bell Witch was still antagonistic to members of the

1815
01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:41,039
Bell family that were dix. I guess you could say

1816
01:30:43,399 --> 01:30:48,039
the Bell Witch specifically did not like Lucy's father, who

1817
01:30:48,119 --> 01:30:52,720
was apparently a smooth talking, good looking actor in Memphis

1818
01:30:53,039 --> 01:30:59,079
who had some involvement with the Florida Mafia. Whoever that

1819
01:30:59,239 --> 01:31:02,199
is you know what I mean, why the Florida Mafia.

1820
01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:07,600
Speaker 3: Is no the Jews, Jews.

1821
01:31:07,239 --> 01:31:09,079
Speaker 4: And what time period is this, this.

1822
01:31:09,079 --> 01:31:11,239
Speaker 1: Is now, This is from the last in the last

1823
01:31:11,279 --> 01:31:14,680
forty years, Oh, the last forty years, yeah, Butler, or

1824
01:31:14,680 --> 01:31:18,359
maybe fifty years, but either way. Lucy Butler recalls one

1825
01:31:18,399 --> 01:31:23,199
incident in which she was a child and her dad

1826
01:31:23,359 --> 01:31:26,600
was about to host a party at their house. Her

1827
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:29,760
dad had recently purchased a I guess the last six years,

1828
01:31:30,079 --> 01:31:32,720
recently purchased like a brand new stereo system, which was

1829
01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:35,119
the nineteen sixties. This is like a luxury this is

1830
01:31:35,199 --> 01:31:39,600
like incredible things, fucking new Xbox situation. And he was

1831
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:41,960
about to have this big party and show office brand

1832
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:44,439
new stereo system. You're like, look, look how rich I am.

1833
01:31:44,479 --> 01:31:46,760
It's definitely not Florida Mafia money that got me this.

1834
01:31:47,479 --> 01:31:50,479
When they walked into the music room, there were thousands

1835
01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:54,079
of crickets in there, holy shit, and they flooded the stereo.

1836
01:31:54,119 --> 01:31:58,000
They ran into the stereo system and ruined it. Jesus

1837
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:05,560
Butler's husband, Larry Butler, was skeptical of the story at first,

1838
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:07,439
but then he drove out and he was like, and

1839
01:32:07,479 --> 01:32:09,199
he's a Christian, so he's like, I'm gonna drive out

1840
01:32:09,199 --> 01:32:11,880
to the Bell Farm with the Bible and confront this

1841
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:14,159
fucking witch. I'm gonna go over to the cave that's

1842
01:32:14,199 --> 01:32:16,520
there and confront it, but the cave was closed, and

1843
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:18,600
he was like he tried a tough guy, and he's like,

1844
01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:21,800
I'm glad it was because on a Bible I would

1845
01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:27,479
have fucking would have fucking done it. But he did

1846
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:30,680
say that the witch haunted their house. Later. Uh, and

1847
01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:34,239
to this day, Lucy's like, I believe in it that

1848
01:32:34,319 --> 01:32:36,600
I've seen. I saw the things that happened. I was there.

1849
01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:40,439
It's not bullshit, blah blah blah. That is the story

1850
01:32:41,039 --> 01:32:43,800
of the Bell Witch, on whom the Blair Witch is.

1851
01:32:43,880 --> 01:32:49,640
Speaker 3: BA doesn't really sound the witch is the Blair Witch.

1852
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:52,600
Speaker 1: You know, it's just a witch. In Appalachia. Sometimes you

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take liberties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean this witch just kind of seemed bored.

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Speaker 1: Just I think the witch mostly like to fuck with people.

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Speaker 3: Which I would do if I was dead and cursed

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to run the land for eternity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if some want to wake you up. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Uh, hitler is I want to say the old guy

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who's today tailor the man that bought the land.

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Speaker 1: John Belr.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just like you couldn't get it up. I mean

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everyone else got seemingly got on her good side. Why

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couldn't he reach an agreement? He was kind of the

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piece offering, well she he did. The witch did fuck

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with Betsy.

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Speaker 1: For a while.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but they became agreeable.

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Speaker 1: I guess she did stab Betsy a lot and scratch

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Betsy and hit Betsy.

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Speaker 3: She's taking out some aggression. No, she's just picking on

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a smaller child, spooky ship.

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Speaker 1: Who's today Hitler Busch?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, i'd say the dad because he or the elder? Yeah, dad, he.

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Speaker 3: Actually you know what the Hitler today is the ghost

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that went up Penis.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, don't call him that. I actually spear. Respect you, Dwende.

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I respect you. They just want to be acknowledged, Yes,

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the DWND. They just want to be acknowledged. They just

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telling me about to pee there. You know the guy, uh,

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the President's son who told us to you know, let

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the spirit know before you pee on the bush. He

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said that he would wake up with scratches on his

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face every night. Every morning, he'd wake up with scratches

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on his face. He tells his grandma about it. She says, oh,

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that's just a dwen dey. You gotta just say before

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you go to bed, say, I see you a duende

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And then he did, and then the scratches stopped. Scratches stopped.

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He says, I got that dunde on my shoulder right now.

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He was believe in this, like he was like dead serious.

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I was like, oh shit, what up one day? But

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uh yeah, the dwn they just want to be acknowledged.

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I think that's uh how they work.

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Speaker 1: Which was a dwende? And what do we learned today?

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That something?

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Speaker 4: I mean, she got a lot of acknowledgment and she

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didn't let up.

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Speaker 1: Though, yeah she got nothing. It made it worse.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So no, she's a different kind of different kind

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of spirit.

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Speaker 3: Would you learn to I learned that it's good to

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have something like you have a daily activity or like

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a daily nemesis. I think it's good to have a

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daily nemesis to make life more interesting.

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Speaker 1: Haters make the grinders grind.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, growth up. That's how you kind of you know,

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get above everyone else in this life. That's how you

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get a step ahead.

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Speaker 1: Create.

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Speaker 3: I mean, even if like no one's actually out to

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get you or out to you know, put you down,

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create that person, whether it's through invent them, ventral quizt

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dolls like Rob, Yeah, or an evil spirit. Your wife

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doesn't love you from the Appalachian Mountain respect. You gotta

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write harder, maybe a combination of both.

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Speaker 4: The writing is the gayst part about you.

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Speaker 3: That's wine.

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Speaker 1: I don't love You've got to write even harder.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so find somebody you're not funny to direct all

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your energy and hate towards. Be petty. Petty is full

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and grind hard. Baby.

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Speaker 1: What'd you learn to?

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Speaker 4: I learned that uh uh, Andrew Jackson is a badass.

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I guess I already knew that he likes to say.

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Speaker 1: By the eternals, yea, by the eternal, by the eternal.

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Speaker 4: I learned that people in the eighth in eighteen seventeen

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are fucking stupid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I learned that again. I could conquer the world

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I've done.

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Speaker 4: We could, for people, very easily take over the world.

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We wouldn't even need a smartphone without.

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Speaker 3: A single bullet thrown into the air.

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Speaker 1: With that. For Danner, Jester and our special guest Alex

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BISHEMI thank you for being on.

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Speaker 4: Of course, man, I'm always down to come on. I

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hope your iners are better, Yeah, they're getting better, slowly,

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but surely.

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Speaker 3: I am Rob Fox, you just gutsaw ser