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to Softcore History. I'm your host for a week damagester
joined has always by Rob Fox.
Speaker 2: What Up?
Speaker 1: And we got a very special guest this week, how
to bring them in the Big Guns? Eli Hauprin.
Speaker 2: What's up? Guys, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: We have a very Eli centric topic.
Speaker 3: I think today I'd like to write for our guests,
and Dan thought you would be the perfect man for
this specific episode.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting topic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you do like to talk about a certain
group of people, right.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to refrain from it lately, but what's
holding you back? It does emerge?
Speaker 3: It's America, Baby them.
Speaker 2: No. A lot of people tell me I should stop
doing it, and a lot of them are more successful
than me, And I feel like you should listen to
people more successful than you.
Speaker 3: If everyone's telling the same type of joke, you gotta
go left where they go right. Yeah, exactly like if
the if the space is filled, there's not there's certainly
not an opening in the market for it, although there
is a heavy market for it. One could say.
Speaker 1: On both ends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can either be pro and it might be
the whole market actually of everything, at least on Twitter.
Speaker 1: You can't be lukewarm on the Jews.
Speaker 2: Uh, he said it. Now everybody knows what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: To a degree.
Speaker 1: They already clicked on the episode. They saw the title.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love them or hate them?
Speaker 3: You just gotta get on Twitter and write about them.
Speaker 2: You have to love them or hated?
Speaker 3: Are you Jewish?
Speaker 2: Though? I'm gonna get cornered one day and they're gonna
call me anti Semitic, and then I'm gonna flip the
fucking script. You guys are being anti Semitic against me
right now. Shut this company down. That's like, that's my dream.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Epstein's in the news right now. Of course, so we're
gonna cash in on some se O.
Speaker 3: It's this is really just all an SEO play at
this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I figured we'd do it from a different angle.
Speaker 2: Why are we still talking about Epstein? There's no violence.
Speaker 3: I had heard that that was all bullshit. Although to
be completely transparent, I never cared, like truly never, never anytime.
Speaker 2: I was obsessed with it. That's what started this whole
rabbit hole for me. And you know what they say
about rabbit holes at the bottom of the tee disappears.
I found out about him in like eight I was
like in high school or I don't know, man, in
twenty twenties, when I really started researching the whole, like
Adrenochrome rituals, all that stuff. Epstein kind of was like
the first domino that tipped over all of my preceding investigations.
Speaker 3: The secret rich people, frat initiation in the woods or
tunnels or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: The bohemian growth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what's the one is like a picture of
an altar and someone's like, I fucking found it, and
like I don't. I don't think you did, because you
were able to escape.
Speaker 1: I first found out about Epstein on VH one's Lifestyle
of the Richard Famis.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Was always featured. Jeffrey Epstein, Man of Mystery, Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 3: I love that they did him there just to be
you have to do like the anonymous rich people because
they have the real shit. Like jay Z doesn't have
the ship that Jeff Bezos has, you know what I mean,
Like you could see jay Z's cool mansion or whatever,
but it's not going to equal what someone who has
the GDP of a mediocre country has and that was
like Epstein And.
Speaker 2: Also Jeff Bezos isn't gonna waste his money on diamond watches.
Speaker 3: Also that Yeah, diamond minds maybe, but not a watch.
That's the difference between rich and wealth. Do you own
a lot of diamonds or do you own a diamond mind?
Speaker 1: There's the levels to this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of international mystery, did you get us hear
that Mike Myers was mentioned in the Didty trial? Yeah,
as a CIA operative Shrek. Austin Powers was massad. Hmmm,
that's what that means. I find that hilarious.
Speaker 3: There is a Diddy joke in Austin Powers three, I
think Goldmember. He's like climbing a ladder and like he's
climbing over a henchman and he like ha ha, like funny,
like grabs his belt and his pants fall down and
like so.
Speaker 2: He doctor Evil has ditty tattooed on it.
Speaker 3: It was a henchman. It wasn't Doctor Evil. I'm pretty sure.
It was just like a random henchman and it was
like property of Diddy and it was his butt. His
butt was the property of Diddy.
Speaker 1: So this has been known for a long time.
Speaker 2: They've been leaving breadcrumbs. It's like it's kind of like
when you when you go back and you watch Starsky
and Huts for the first time since high school and
you realize that whole movies about drug trafficking and they're
making all these drug references that you get.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, I often go back to watch Starsky and.
Speaker 3: Hud created movie. Actually it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: It's pretty fucking funny, phenomenal. Yeah, I watched it for
the first time since high school last week.
Speaker 3: That was a big that that that came out in
like four or something like that. So it was on
like HBO and shit in college a lot when I
was just like hanging around in fraterney House or whatever.
So I would I've probably watched it like fifty times
of it, just like randomly being on premium cable, and
I love it. It's a fucking great movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when Will Ferrell's in prison, He's like, let me
see a Benet bud.
Speaker 3: Will Ferrell is the prisoner is fucking fantastic comedy.
Speaker 2: That whole era that that from, like the whole jud appatout.
We're gonna have track here, listen.
Speaker 1: Was all, No, that's fine, we got a great transition though.
You brought up the Masade, and uh, obviously Epstein. We
want to attack that from a different angle. So we're
going to the Epstein.
Speaker 3: Before if he was in Epstein. But be full, we're.
Speaker 1: Talking about Robert Maxwell, Gislaine's father.
Speaker 3: Is it Giselaine Glaine Glaine.
Speaker 1: Respect Yeah, I've heard Gizlaine so much that I just
kind of roll with it too.
Speaker 3: On the nose, it's Glaine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a weird name either way. Yeah, yeah, but
we're talking about Papa Maxwell. He was born into a
poor Yiddish speaking Orthodox Jewish family in what is now
Ukraine in nineteen twenty three. His original name was Jan
Ludvik Hymen bin nyaman huk Okay.
Speaker 3: English tracks anglicized it fair enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to rebrand with that name. Yeah, you're
not succeeding with that name. Well, no, it just depends.
Not in England.
Speaker 2: Well will they'll figure out why you're succeeding.
Speaker 3: You won't in England, like yeah, because he went to England, right,
isn't she English?
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to it all right, yeah. Yeah, And
he had six siblings, most of which died at Auschwitz.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was gonna say, being born in the twenties
in Eastern Europe as a Jew is not ideal, not wonderful.
Speaker 2: Also ironic the two wars were funding Ukraine and Israel.
Speaker 1: Bringing it together.
Speaker 3: There you go. I mean to be fair. Ukraine is
like low key people. People don't really realize this because
it was just part of the Soviet Union and the
Russian Empire for a while. Low ki like a sick
piece of land, great farmland. They've got crimea which is
actually like when it's not being bombed, incredible.
Speaker 1: Crime has been fought over. Crime has been fought over
for many times.
Speaker 2: Do they have a river?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Probably, I would assume so, grimea river.
Speaker 1: Maxwell skipped this fit by going to pre German occupied
France years earlier. In May nineteen forty, he joined the
Czechoslovak Army in Marseilles to help fight the Germans, but
once France fell, he protested to the leadership of his
legion and was transferred to the British Pioneer Corps and
then the North Staffordshire Regiment, and took part in action
all across Europe, including the beaches of Normandy.
Speaker 3: So he's a vet. Wait, he was on sword or
Juno or Gold. I forget which one one of those
is Canadian. I think Juno is Canadian. He was on
Sword or Gold.
Speaker 1: It's part of the British Corps.
Speaker 3: Juno's yes, uh yeah, dude, he landed on DD he
was there. Dude, this guy's all right. I'm kind of
all in on this guy right now, Brave VET.
Speaker 1: At this time, he was going by the name Ivan Demure,
inspired by one of his favorite cigarette brands, and reached
the rank of captain.
Speaker 3: It's classy, but it's like low, low level classy, you
know what I mean. It's like naming yourself Cavassier. I'm
Jim Cavasier. That worked for a while, but once you
get into a certain echelon of society, you've got to run.
That's what jay Z needs, a rebrand as Jim Cavasier.
Speaker 1: He was awarded a Military Cross for storming a machine
gun nest and got a position with the British Office
of Foreign Affairs after the war, where he spent a
few years in Berlin and became fluent in eight different languages.
Speaker 3: Eight on top of the at least two he already
already he just knew.
Speaker 1: Total eight languages.
Speaker 3: Pretty fair had start, It's not that impressive. Grew up
speaking at least too dickhead. With his war record also,
hold on, I'd like to say that I don't count
it if he speaks both Ukrainian and Russian.
Speaker 1: Same thing to you.
Speaker 3: It's like speaking American English and Canadian English. Okay, barely different.
Speaker 2: I'm sure all those languages helped with him publishing all
those textbooks.
Speaker 3: Maxwell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get to that.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, I didn't know. He didn't know he's a textbook.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really want to go in on that. I'm
waiting for that part.
Speaker 1: With his war record, his skill set and knowledge from
the Foreign Affairs gig, he became an attractive prospect for
the British Secret Intelligence Service m six. He married a
French woman by the name of Elizabeth Maynard in nineteen
forty five, became a British citizen in nineteen forty six,
and changed his name to Robert Maxwell in June of
nineteen forty eight.
Speaker 3: Got a rebrand, You're British now.
Speaker 1: Him and Betty would have nine children over sixteen years,
including the now infamous Gallaine Too Many. One of his
daughters would die at the age of three of leukemia
and his favorite song. Michael was put into a vegetative
state from a car crash at fifteen. He would die
seven years later.
Speaker 2: So that now that we know what Gallaine did, it's
kind of nice that all these kids died horrifically at
a young age.
Speaker 3: You don't know what they were going to get up to. Well,
the other what five seemed okay? Six?
Speaker 2: I guess what happened to the rest of them?
Speaker 3: They just lived normal, non horrible live living on under
the radar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of like Ben Lawden's kid, right, he's
just in America.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, there were been Latten's in America on nine
to eleven and they were like, we're gonna get yeah
here because we know you didn't do anything. But it's crazy. Well,
realize that you can't stick around.
Speaker 1: Hitler's are still around.
Speaker 2: Hitler did have Argentina. You know what, Actually, you remember
a doctor Joseph Manguel, the Angel of Death in World
War Two. I have a buddy down in Argentina who
crossed paths with him, and he knew I'd be interested,
so he told me he met his his grandson and
they kept the name Mangel and he sent me his
Instagram and I looked through it and he's he's got
the eyes, he's got the crazy eyes of Joseph Mangel
And he's just some kid like going to raves and festivals.
Speaker 3: So he's not a doctor.
Speaker 2: No, he's just some normal for the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, as long as he doesn't go into medicine.
Speaker 1: I think he's fine. Yeah, yeah, let him go to raves.
Speaker 3: I liked it. He's like a like a NEPO baby
Trust fund kid, but off a high level Nazi.
Speaker 2: Nazi he's doing. He's like he's big Argentina. Though there's
a lot of people like that.
Speaker 1: It's big here. How do you think we got to
the moon?
Speaker 2: Well did we?
Speaker 3: Though we did. India just took pictures of it. Actually,
they sent their little rover crawling over the moon. Took
pictures of our capsules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it looked the same as an Atari video
game from the nineties.
Speaker 3: Well, they don't have great They just got to the moon.
It's twenty twenty five, it's India.
Speaker 2: It looks exactly the same. Did everybody get side by side? No,
they went to the moon trying to mine for Bob's
and ViaGen Robert was a.
Speaker 1: Big proponent for the establishment of the State of Israel.
In fact, at his funeral years later, Israel Prime Minister
Yeshak Shamir praise Maxwell for doing everything in his control
to help establish the Jewish state. When the Arab Israeli
War kicked off in nineteen forty eight, he spent the
better part of the year before helping the Zionist army
get air supremacy. He had a contact in the Czech
government that used an old Knatza aircraft factory to help
produce new fighter planes and pieces for Israel. They would
take the disassembled planes into Palestine on American cargo in
multiple pieces, and these rallies would quickly reassemble them, which
turned the tides for the Jewish forces. So they took
a bunch of old like Nazi planes.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's what I was wondering. I was like, Nazi,
what do you mean. It's an old Nazi factory. Every
factory over there was an old Nazi factory.
Speaker 1: But they took a bunch of like manufacturing, uh, that
was built for the Nazis.
Speaker 3: And then they take the like, emmy two sixty six's
over there that I think it was Emmy.
Speaker 1: It was the messerschmids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they just like just what do you call
that guy? These are just natz kard him.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, like a little pit crew guys, just
like quick, yeah yeah, they take off the wings, they
take the end.
Speaker 3: I think it's an Emty two sixty six. That was
the Nazi jet plane that they that they created at
the end of the war. That was like absolutely obliterating
our fighters. But they only had like six of them,
you know what I mean, Like they couldn't do anything.
It was just too late and that they could shoot down.
However many American planes they wanted to. We were building
like three times that a day.
Speaker 1: So they send these planes to Palestine. Israel gets air supremacy,
they win the war with.
Speaker 3: Nazi planes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, pretty ironic.
Speaker 3: Right, It's just fitting.
Speaker 1: Actually, Stalin was not pleased when he found out his
comrades played a part in this and executed Maxwell's contact.
Speaker 3: Well, what's one more for Stalin?
Speaker 1: The Massad was formed in nineteen forty nine, and Maxwell
was certainly a big player in Israeli intelligence, with the
code name Little Scotch.
Speaker 2: That's offensive.
Speaker 3: I like that, it doesn't I don't know how but
it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like he was just like a raging alcoholic
and they're like, are you drunk right now, Robert, and
he's like that a little.
Speaker 3: Scotch, Yeah, that's your code name. Yeah, he had a
little scotch.
Speaker 2: Again, James Bond's always drinking it, all right, he.
Speaker 3: Is, Yeah, having a martini every time. That's why there's
three dead prostitutes Robert's room. Again, he had a little scotch.
Speaker 1: He's often connected to both mi I six and the
KGB as well, and he certainly helped pat his pockets
running intelligence operations for all three.
Speaker 3: What yeah for the KGB? What the fuck was he
doing for the KGB?
Speaker 1: None of these were bigger than his operation in the
eighties when Robert distributed a bugged Israeli software known as
Promise to two of the most important nuclear research facilities
in the US, Los Alamos and Sandia. The software had
a back door which was successible by Israeli intelligence given
nuclear details to Israel.
Speaker 3: What a dickhead.
Speaker 1: He was able to do this with the help and
approval of the chair of the Senate Arms Service Committee,
John Tower.
Speaker 2: So it's like pre Pegas's.
Speaker 3: Why were we cool?
Speaker 2: With it.
Speaker 3: We weren't, but he said he was able to do
it with the help of this a senator.
Speaker 1: Yeah he paid him off.
Speaker 3: Dude, good lord, I guess Thank god it was just
Israel and not well, not an actual country that could
hurt us. Maybe, yeah, went to Russia.
Speaker 1: It could have went to Russia or China. With all
this background, Robert built up one of the largest publishing
houses and media companies in England, has gone through a
variety of names, being bought and re sold a half
dozen times over the last couple of years, but is
now known as Polestar. So as he's running these intelligence ops,
he's also starting his own publishing company.
Speaker 2: Wait, what is Pollstar.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of a conglomerate at this point.
Speaker 2: I've just a bunch of it. Yeah, and the publishing
company was McGraw hill, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: That's American. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: No, he was like the William Randolph Hurst of England.
Speaker 2: What was the name of the publishing company though, because
I'm pretty sure the textbooks.
Speaker 3: That McGraw hill is a textbo company for sure.
Speaker 2: I think that came from Robert Maxwell's companies.
Speaker 1: He eventually owns The Mirror group newspapers. So like Deli Mire.
Speaker 3: Oh he owned the Daily Mirror.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus, I wouldn't be surprised if he was behind
the medical school Bible. There's this one or a series
of books that you read when you go to med school,
and on the cover is two authors and one of
them is Fauci.
Speaker 1: So the company starts is Pergamom Press. So it's a
academic publisher.
Speaker 3: I've heard of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but now it's known as Pollstar.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, just sounds like a stripper competition.
Speaker 1: He was also elected as a member of Parliament in
nineteen sixty four.
Speaker 3: Good for him.
Speaker 1: Re elected in nineteen sixty six, just crushing it. He
eventually lost his seat in nineteen seventy after controversial remarks
on how women make for a better assistant because they
have no ambition or drive.
Speaker 2: All right, this guy seems all right.
Speaker 3: I'm actually surprised that that did it in nineteen seventy.
Speaker 1: I know, I thought that would just be like a
pretty common belief.
Speaker 3: It feels a little early for that to wrinkle any feathers.
Speaker 1: Was that in Israel that they got a fed into England.
England yeah, yeah, he was a parliament Have you ever.
Speaker 3: Watched I get served this a lot of my reels.
But this is around the time that, like I guess
the feminist movement was going on everywhere around this time,
but in England and I think Ireland two at this
time period, they started allowing women into pubs and the
news would go in and just interview these like decrepit
old men who just like spend all day in the pub,
or like they come after work and they're just there
for like five but there just don't go home until
everyone's asleep, and they're like, uh, what do you think
about women coming into the pub And they're just like
on their twentieth cigarette of the night, and they're like, well.
Speaker 4: I should be so improper things. I think there should
be a woman in here. No not rot for Darius
to hear. You know, I don't lock it. I don't
lock it.
Speaker 3: And the lady's like, well, what type of improper things
do you say? And they're just like they can't say it.
I like local news. But he's just like clearly.
Speaker 4: Like I'll talk about my qualk the entire night, but
basically what's going on. I can't do that anymore. If
there's a burden, it just fucking shuffling around. Can't talk
about my hocking dick and bowls.
Speaker 2: At first, I was like, that's kind of gay. You
want to get drunk without women? And then I, you know,
the more I thought about it, Yeah, it's way more
fun to talk when there's not women present.
Speaker 3: These are like old married men. They weren't. They weren't
barred from every bar in the country. There were just
certain like men's only pubs, men's clubs essentially, like a
lot of them though, where it was like no, sorry, enough,
can't come in, Like they could go to like singles
bars where people would meet up and hook up and
stuff like that. But then I guess England was like,
it's not you can't.
Speaker 2: That's probably how the illuminati started.
Speaker 3: Well, men's only club talking about almost certainly.
Speaker 2: It's basically what freemasonry is.
Speaker 3: Dan the Mason, so Fremson might want to watch out.
Speaker 2: You're a Freemason. Yeah, you know, my grand I've never
said this on anything before, but my great grandfather was
a thirty third degree Freemason in Morocco.
Speaker 3: In Morocco. Yeah, that's like a purple belt.
Speaker 2: Dude, thirty third degree is the highest you can get.
Speaker 3: I know, I have no idea he run Morocco man
behind the scenes. I don't know anything about him other
than that like hyper detail.
Speaker 2: I know his I know his name and that, and
that's it.
Speaker 1: Just make up stories about him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you should invent an entire batstory to
this man.
Speaker 1: You know, for the longest time, somebody convinced me you
started cards against humanity.
Speaker 2: Well there is a guy named Eli Halper now who
did Yeah, And.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, yeah, I could believe that
about it, Eli.
Speaker 2: It does match my sense of humor. I let it
play out extremely.
Speaker 3: I believed it until right now because you told me
that and you never updated me. I never updated you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Gary told me that. And
then he just I think he's fucking with me. We're
at the range day, like a year ago, and they're like, oh,
you know, Eli started cards against seem Mandy and I
looked it up.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh shit, I actually did.
Speaker 3: Internet, this is the main everyone would believe it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like completely, I don't know how you have your money.
You have all different avenues. I could believe it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I got like six businesses.
Speaker 1: Maxwell will go on to acquire Mirror Group Newspapers in
nineteen eighty four, which would include six papers, most notably
the Daily Mirror, and came in direct competition with one
Rubert Murdoch.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, this is actually the thing that makes him
the biggest piece of shit because British media anytime people
complain about American me not wrongly, but anytime people complain
about American media, I'm just like, man, it could be
so much worse. British newspapers are the fucking devil, like
the worst people on earth. They will print anything.
Speaker 2: Aren't those the ones like blaming the girls for getting
raped by Pakistani men?
Speaker 3: Dude, it's I don't I don't know which if the
Mirror is doing that, but that's certainly. But like essentially
like take culture in Britain is like in newspapers anyway
is like ten x the United States, like they will take.
Speaker 1: Take culture like having a take Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean these papers say fucking crazy shit and it's
weird because.
Speaker 1: They so every papers like TMZ.
Speaker 3: Yeah oh yeah yeah. Essentially their entire paper system is TMZ.
Speaker 2: You know, I'll say that and this is a take
I don't think it's the news's job to have takes.
I think they should just state the facts, show the
unedited footage, and let us have our takes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody watches c Span though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a that does that, that just shows you
what Congress is doing. No one watches it. We don't
want to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we need it clipped. We need Gary over
at c Span just clipping up.
Speaker 1: We need spoon fed to us.
Speaker 3: See. I think I'm on the opposite end of the
spectrum now. I've just lost so much faith in humanity
that when people complain about the media, I'm like, no,
it's your fault, and they're giving you what you want
because you keep watching it. You are making the decision
to tell them that this is the right thing to do.
Tune out and they'll change. If you keep watching it,
they will give you exactly that.
Speaker 2: It's also good relationship advice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just say. It's like fast food, right, So
if someone's like obese and they're just eating fast food
all the day, all day, and they complain that McDonald's
isn't healthier, are you really gonna yes, be like, yeah, man,
McDonald's is an asshole. No, it's the same thing. I'm
done being mad at the media, and I'm only mad
at people that consume it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the media is doing their job. Yes,
their job is to tell you what to think, get clicks,
and your job is to fucking think for yourself. So
only only one of you can do your job.
Speaker 3: We demanded it, we demanded it, and they gave it
to us, and now we're mad at them.
Speaker 2: Like when I talk about this kind of shit with
people that don't agree with me, like family members and stuff, yeah,
they'll try to say things like I'm brainwashed, and I'm like, well,
let's be realistic here, who's more likely to be brainwashed
the person that does their own research or the person
that is quoting the news. It's like, I'm brainwashed by who.
I'm brainwashed by fifty different websites that have no affiliation
with each other. You're being brainwashed by one media conglomerate,
maybe two.
Speaker 1: It's a simpler life.
Speaker 3: It is a simpler life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't become a lot of people don't want
to think for themselves. A lot of people want to
be told what to think, and there's nothing wrong with that.
We need that for humanity because people not all want
to be like a multimillionaire and have their own company
and empire stuff. A lot of people are very happy
just working for someone else and being told what to do.
Speaker 3: And oh I hate owning a business. Yeah, I mean
we barely own a business and I hate it. Yeah,
Like I just want this is fine, But when I
got to deal with Texas Comptroller bullshit and business taxes
at the end every year and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Oh, they've been after me.
Speaker 3: I want to put a gun in my mouth.
Speaker 2: It's so much bullshit. But like I'll use a small example,
like me making music just for fun on my own accord.
I like it more to make them for street gonzo
right right, right, because I get like a parameter as
I get a direction, yeah, and he's like here, do
this and make it sound like that, and I'm like, cool,
let's go.
Speaker 3: And then working inside a box makes you more creative.
Working with limitations makes you more creative. Having structure, yeah,
that's another good way.
Speaker 2: Of having structure. Having a blueprint, so an objective. Yeah yeah,
so people need that. We need that. And having someone
who's a visionary and a leader is rare.
Speaker 3: You can't all be leaders.
Speaker 2: We cannot all be leaders. The CEO of h g
B has never bagged my groceries. We don't know that
we need more bags.
Speaker 3: You could have under you could have been in there
on an undercover CEO day.
Speaker 1: You don't know, undercover boss.
Speaker 3: It's just like an old man like doing.
Speaker 2: I mean, if any CEO is going to bag my groceries, would.
Speaker 3: Probably as dude, yeah, Howard Butts. They should have just
called it butts. I don't like that it's AGB.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to get my food from a rectal reference.
Speaker 3: I would I chop it butts all the time. Are
you kidding me? Dom go to butts.
Speaker 2: And then they'd have like the small spin off that
only has a smaller selection and gas and buttholes exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I actually when I first moved to Texas to
talk about the Jews here, for a second, I was
like I saw HP and I didn't realize it was
an acronym or not an acronym, but it didn't realize
it was abbreviated, and I was just like hebe. I
was like, they can't possibly be this antismitic doct here.
Speaker 2: That is my first thought too.
Speaker 3: I was like, this can't possibly be what I think
it is. And then someone I was like, what was
that grocery store called the red one with the huge
letters that I could definitely read. How do you pronounce that?
Like it's h E B, It's a three letters, it's
not a word like okay, okay, can put the dots?
I have some questions. But the doctor in the middle
like it's a European decimal point. So it threw me off.
Speaker 2: I used to think that all the time, and I've
gotten so accustomed to it. I haven't really thought of
that in years. What the hebe?
Speaker 3: Literally, I was like, there's no way.
Speaker 2: My first like two years, every time I saw it,
I was like, hebe Oh shit.
Speaker 3: I was like how how, how, how how could this
possible be named that?
Speaker 1: Like when the deeps out, I was like, goddamn, dude, Like,
I'm from Missouri, but this is crazy.
Speaker 2: I thought Austin was liberal, so.
Speaker 1: With his like media empire, he launders money for Israel,
the massade and Russian mobsters, most notably Simeon Maklovich.
Speaker 3: What was the origin of the funds, drugs, humans, weapons?
I assume was a huge one.
Speaker 2: Because the mob, the American mob, they weren't really dealing
with drugs at all. In fact, a lot of them
had a rule against it. They were just mainly extortion.
Speaker 3: That's a whole That's like the whole thrust of The Godfather, right,
is there They're all debating whether or not to get
in to the drug business because they weren't. They weren't
in the drug business at the time.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it The Godfather. Yeah, okay, it's been
on my list for like ten years.
Speaker 3: If you enjoy racially insensitive scenes, I highly recommend watching
the conference at the end of The god Near the
end of The Godfather, where they talk about who they're
gonna sell drugs to.
Speaker 2: They can imagine, Yeah, I'll watch it before I die.
Speaker 3: Just YouTube it. You can just YouTube some good scenes.
You get the you get the gist of it.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find much, but there is a connection on Magovich,
Maxwell and Trump, and it seems, if we want to
get into the epscene stuff, that Donald was closer to
the Maxwell side of the family than Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Did he know Robert Maxwell. So this is an interesting thing.
I guess you could say as far as like Trump
and Maxwell, the fact that Maxwell owned for all intents
and purposes, All papers in the UK are tabloids. Like
we said, they're all TMZ shit. And Trump was the
king of tabloids in the eighties and nineties, like he
sought to be on the front page of tabloid papers.
Speaker 2: He essentially created personal branding.
Speaker 3: Yeah try.
Speaker 2: It was like the first guy to do that. And
he had a clause with the first influencer, like you
can say whatever you want about me, just make sure
you mention that I'm a billionaire.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No such thing as bad press.
Speaker 1: That's why he slaps his name on everything.
Speaker 3: I would say. But I have friends from New York
who grew up in New York, and I was asking
about like Trumps, like actual like Trump real estate stuff
back in the day. It's like probably six years ago,
and they were like the general the general consensus on
Trump real estate is that they're pretty mid at actually
like making things and like property management and stuff like that.
But they are the best branders in the world. Like
marketing wise, they're like the best that there is. But
like in terms of actual like property ownership and management, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean marketing and quality is there's there's a big gap there.
If you've ever ordered something on Amazon and you're like, ooh,
these pictures look good.
Speaker 3: Anything. If you get served an Instagram ad that's like perfect.
Speaker 2: And then it's just a piece of shit from China.
Speaker 3: Yeah, drop shipping and then well.
Speaker 2: You know the it's too much work to return this, right,
and then they just their business model is just hoping
you're too lazy to return their shitty item.
Speaker 3: That's a solid business model, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I made a lot of money doing that. I
was selling fidget spinners, so they can't. All they got
to do is spin.
Speaker 3: Right, and if it breaks, well you're the asshole that
ordered a two dollar fidget spinner.
Speaker 2: So yeah, again, your fault for partaking.
Speaker 3: Right, you made the choice.
Speaker 1: You must have crushed in like twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: I forgot what year it was, but there was like
three months where I made a fucking killing and then
the fad just died off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like silly bands or something. I'm sure there
is a silly banded millionaire out there, multimillionaire who just
got in on it, called up a factory in China
and was like, I need ten million zebras.
Speaker 1: Just have an AI program run the amount of things
that are trending on TikTok and then just make those things.
Speaker 3: And then advertise on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Yeah and yeah, if this whole comedy thing doesn't work out,
I'm just gonna sit in my room and take adderall
and use AI to build companies.
Speaker 3: I actually already get served AD for this and I'm like,
why the fuck are you sending me this. They're like
just nineteen year old or like this fourteen year old
built a multi billion dollar company with AI. And I'm like,
I'm not.
Speaker 2: Where does he live?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, literally, that's the only interest I have. Give
me his address because I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1: I saw somebody got a rejection notice from a company
after interviewing and it was like just written by.
Speaker 3: Chat GPT chat. My wife calls him Chad, Chad Chad GPT.
She's like, I talked to Chad about this. She like,
ask a baby question. By the way, I meant to
tell you earlier. I think my son is worried about you.
Why was he worried? As I was leaving for the
podcast today, I'm like, good night, buddy, I'm not going
to see you. You're going to bed, And he's like okay,
good night. And then he runs up to me at
the door and he grabs my hand and he goes, Daddy,
I have one more thing to tell you. And I
was like what. He goes three years old? He goes,
make sure Dan's okay.
Speaker 1: That's ominous. Yeah, it's not great.
Speaker 2: Three three? Oh, dude, he remembers you from a past.
Speaker 1: Past life is He's gotta be like a psychic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, make sure it is your grandfather.
Speaker 2: You should drill him on that a little bit, try
to get some info.
Speaker 1: Okay, give me some details on your grandparents, grandparents, are
great grandparents?
Speaker 3: Are your grandparents alive?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, just anyone who would care about you who's dead.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: If I swear to God, if one of your oded
friends jumped into my kid, I'm gonna be furious. Dude,
I bet it was. When was he born?
Speaker 2: He's got one in mind.
Speaker 1: I got a couple of friends twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, God damn it.
Speaker 1: I got a couple buddies.
Speaker 3: I got a fentanyl soul in my child. Bullshit.
Speaker 1: It's better than like a fucking child that dies in
an accident or something.
Speaker 3: I guess, is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know like a little baby gets yeaded through
a car windshield and then goes right into your baby.
Speaker 3: That's still a blank slate, though, I don't need some
piece of shit living in my child.
Speaker 1: Your child's probably gonna be a piece of shit regarding Yeah.
Speaker 2: You're you're judging is how humanity has been for the
last million years. Your child has probably raped and murdered
thousands of people.
Speaker 3: If he's reincarnated.
Speaker 2: Almost certainly he's got to be reincarnated. We all have
to be.
Speaker 3: We all have like a thousand rapists in our bloodline
without even like that might be low balling it, to
be quite honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's that's probably how we all got here.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm Irish, so at some point you gotta
think some English guy, yeah who wasn't too wasn't too friendly.
We have red hair actually in our family, which comes
from Vikings, which come for the most part, so we're Irish,
and the Vikings rated the fuck out of Ireland. That's
how red hair got into Ireland. So there you go.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, yeah, your child is a product.
Speaker 3: We're going to be a monster, fair enough, it's a
higher likelihood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, redheads are either the nerdiest or the toughest people.
I feel like there's no middle ground ours.
Speaker 3: Our middle child is a redhead trying to youngest, but
the middle child.
Speaker 2: Just like Sean Magnus, hm hm.
Speaker 3: You think he's redhead.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I thought he's like blonde, like a strawberry blonde.
Speaker 2: He's redhead as fucking strawberry blonde.
Speaker 3: Is how a redhead brands themselves to not be called
a redhead. That's true.
Speaker 1: So it's also odd to be like a ginger from Alaska.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the right.
Speaker 2: It's like an origin story though it is.
Speaker 3: Our redhead's taken beatings though, like you like our oldest,
just like Spear tackled him the other day, because our
redhead's a middle child, and uh, I was like, oh fuck,
like it was. It was a bad tackle and I
was like, oh shit, he's gonna be like screaming in
one second, but he just laughed it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they supposedly have a lot higher pain tolerance.
Speaker 3: It seemed like he did because he also he's also
gotten stitches before from smashing his head on our fireplace.
And he cried but then was like fine, as there's
just a giant fucking gash in his forehead. Took him
to the hospital obviously, but like he was just like, what's
going on? Blood keeps getting in my eyes. That's weird.
So maybe he's I mean, he's the man.
Speaker 2: Maybe they do have souls.
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll find out.
Speaker 1: By nineteen eighty eight, Maxwell's various companies owned, in addition
to the Mirror Titles and Pergamon Press, Nimbus Records, Maxwell Directories,
Prentice Hall Information Services, and Berlit's Language Schools, he also
owned half of MTV in Europe and other European television interests,
Maxwell Cable Tv and Maxwell Entertainment. Maxwell purchased McMillan Publishers,
the American firm, for two point six billion in nineteen
eighty eight.
Speaker 3: Good lord, this feels like a huge deal for nineteen
eighty eight.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of money.
Speaker 3: That's what you're buying, like the Pittsburgh Pirates for today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he owned half of MTV, MTV Europe. It's
pretty sweet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, MTV Europe was kind of big, to be honest.
Speaker 1: He was also the chairman of Oxford United, saving them
from bankruptcy and attempting to merge them with Redden in
nineteen eighty three to form a club he wished to
call Thames Valley Royals. He took Oxford into the top
flight of English football in nineteen eighty five and the
team won the League Cup. A year later they won.
Speaker 3: The Premier League. Not the Premier League. Okay.
Speaker 1: Maxwell used the club's old ground, close to his office
at Heddington Hill Hall, to land his helicopter and fans
would chant he's fat, he's round, He's never on the ground.
Speaker 3: Wait is he fat? He gets fat? Okay?
Speaker 2: Why was he never on the ground because.
Speaker 3: He's in a helicopter just floating in there. I didn't
realize he was a.
Speaker 2: I feel like we've collectively gotten better at chance a little.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, it's kind of whatever.
Speaker 1: The British are better than us though with that kind
of stuff.
Speaker 3: Chanting, Yeah, ussay is not It's not like it's fun.
It gets me jacked up, but it's not that like
cool of a chance.
Speaker 2: No, it's usually anti Trump chants. What just the chance
I've heard lately?
Speaker 3: Oh? Any protest chant is dog shit? Yeah, all of them.
Speaker 2: Did you see the street guns or where they're like one, two,
three four? I declare a thumb war what were now
it was just Gary and Joelsay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, good for them.
Speaker 1: He also attempted to buy Manchester United in nineteen eighty four,
but the owner, Martin Edwards, refused to sell it to Maxwell.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Why, I mean, if it's not for sale, what
do you just walk up and it's like, oh bought it.
Speaker 1: No, it was for sale. But he's just like, I'm
not selling it to Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just found out what Manchester United was like a
year or two ago, because I would always be texting
people and I'd be like, man, you know what, and
then it would capitalize man you and I was like,
why does it keep doing that?
Speaker 3: Oh? Apple would correct you to the MAC team. Yeah
that's stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, That's how I found out what Manchester United was
already been.
Speaker 1: Menishi, a former employee of israel Hill's military intelligence, approached
a number of news organizations in Britain and the US
with the allegation that Maxwell and The Daily Mirror's foreign
editor Nicholas Davies were both longtime agents for Massad. He
also claimed that in nineteen eighty six, Maxwell informed the
Israeli embassy in London that Mordecai Venu revealed information about
Israel's nuclear capabilities to the Sunday Times, then to The
Daily Mirror. Venu was then kidnapped by Massad and smuggled
to Israel, convicted of treason and imprisoned for eighteen years.
Speaker 3: What secrets We knew they had nukes?
Speaker 1: We didn't. Though they're not the eighties, they're not supposed to.
Speaker 3: Have nukes in the eighties, we didn't know they had nukes.
Speaker 1: We didn't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like I've lived my whole life knowing Israel
had nikes.
Speaker 1: I don't think they technically still don't admit it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, they still don't admit it.
Speaker 3: But they've never tested. They've never done a test.
Speaker 2: No, that's why every country around them is being suspected
of it, because they were like, we want to make
sure we're the only ones with.
Speaker 1: Oh that's also crazy. We were looking it up the
other day. How many nukes do you think the world
total has dropped?
Speaker 3: How many? How many nukes have been detonated in the
planet Earth?
Speaker 2: Oh a lot more than I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like two or three, but with testing.
Speaker 2: And it's like ninety or one hundred.
Speaker 1: No, it's north way north. How many nukes have been
dropped on the planet, rob.
Speaker 3: Over two thousand? Wow, we have detonated a nuclear weapon
over two thousand times.
Speaker 2: Have you heard that nukes? Maybe a fake?
Speaker 3: A fake?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't believe in nukes.
Speaker 3: What do you think was dropped on Hiroshima?
Speaker 2: A bomb?
Speaker 1: Just fire bombing like Tokyo? Actually, doctor just.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can get a bushroom cloud just from
a big bomb. But I'm pretty sure they did do well.
Speaker 2: There was I don't know if you saw this interview.
I wasn't able to find it, but it was some
member of government being interviewed and they're saying something along
the lines of well, you can't make math illegal, and
the politician guys like, yes, we can, and we have.
In the Cold War, we made it illegal to discuss
or share any type of physics involving nuclear power and
nuclear weapons. And sure, you could say, well that's because
they don't want that information to get out ocal security,
But you could also look at it and be like, well,
maybe this shit is made up.
Speaker 1: Why would is Reel spy on us to steal the math.
Speaker 3: Because they didn't know it was fake?
Speaker 2: Dog Israel? Why would Israel spy on US.
Speaker 1: No, no, to steal that information if it was fake.
Speaker 2: Well, I assume they already had.
Speaker 3: It also, is it. I feel like the information's not
the problem, it's the materials to make it, the sourcing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the secrets too. From Los Alamos.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there are some secrets for sure, especially in
how to build like a really sweet one, because most
of like like North Korea and I think Pakistan and India,
like they don't have like insane nukes. They've got like
World War two level nukes.
Speaker 1: Tactical nukes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like they don't have the stuff that we US
in Russia and probably.
Speaker 2: China have that is like pocket nukes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like they have they have little little ones.
Speaker 2: How small of a nuke could you make?
Speaker 3: I have no idea, but that would be funke Like
in Starship Troopers, like uke an RPG.
Speaker 1: It's just a bowl and ball size, it's like twelve pounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Have you have you seen Starship Troopers? Uh? Oh okay,
that's like a sci fi movie where they had it's
like a sci fi army movie where in the future
they just have little like RPG nukes where you can
just like wipe out a section of bugs.
Speaker 2: If nukes are real, that should be possible.
Speaker 1: If nukes are real, two thousand nukes on this planet
don't seem right. I don't know. Is there just a
part of the oceans that are just decimated? Probably like
radioactive sharks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the French detonated a bunch just in the fucking Pacific,
so do we I think they're just like eh.
Speaker 2: I think it's reasonable to question if math and physics
in certain fields are even real.
Speaker 1: Do you have, for example, definitely with string theory, probably yeah.
Speaker 3: I'll say a lot of the stuff that physicists focused
on now are like it is, like not real. Yeah,
they're like trying to figure it out. Still.
Speaker 2: I guess Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking was on Epscen Island.
Speaker 1: All yeah, I don't even know. That might be a
made up story, but I like to think it's true.
Speaker 2: I think there was pretty substantial evidence for it.
Speaker 1: That's a name that came out for the let's assume
it's true.
Speaker 2: For the remainder of this point I'm about to make.
Speaker 1: I want it to be true.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, no, Stephen Hawking was on Ebpscen Island and
everyone was you know, joking around like if you get
raped by the hag and that's kind of your fault.
Like he was having midgets watch and they were making
jokes about it, but no one really paid attention to
the real issue, which is that Stephen Hawking. First of all,
everyone on Epstein Island was a puppet of some sort, right,
Everyone was there for a reason to be blackmailed and controlled,
to push certain ideas and worldviews and influence the world.
I mean, his whole thing was like funding science. You know,
he he donated forty or he invested forty million in
a palatine.
Speaker 3: That's That's one thing I read about actually is that like, well,
I don't know what. I don't know who Hawking worked for,
like what university he was with or whatever, but like
there's a lot of professors that were with Jeffrey Epstein,
like a lot of famous professors, and people were like suspicious.
And then I was reading something where it's like, yeah, actually,
universities hire famous professors and pimped them out to billionaires
all the time to get funding to be like, oh,
you want to hang out with our famous pult Prize
winner or Nobel Prize winner.
Speaker 1: How much money did Epstein wash to the universities?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but that's like a thing like they they
take their famous professors, whether they're like authors or scientists
or whatever, professor influencers. Yeah, and they they they pimp
them out to billionaires and shit like that so that
they will make the pitch to get money for their
department with their university or whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't think we can use the term pimp them
out when Epstein was actually.
Speaker 3: Actually pimping out, but so figurative pimping. But yes.
Speaker 2: But the thing is Stephen Hawking is the perfect puppet,
literally a puppet. You can move him around, you can
plug into his box what he says. Did you see
back in the eighties he had a translator where this
guy would put his hand on Stephen Hawking's like shoulders
and he would and Stephen Hawking would talk and he
would go him.
Speaker 3: The guy could tell by the vibrations and the.
Speaker 2: Guy and the guy would give him a whole advanced explanation.
And you can watch that fucking video and be like,
that guy is not a transit. There's absolutely no way
he could have told what he said. And the thing is,
Stephen Hawkings two biggest contributions to science were about gravity
and black holes, and he was also an atheist. He
promoted atheism, So now you have to look at gravity
and black holes and question the validity of those.
Speaker 3: Of black holes. Gravity. Yeah, what do you think is
happening right now?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not a flat earther, but I
know the force of electricity and magnetism are more powerful
than gravity.
Speaker 3: Okay. I don't know if that's even a controversial statement
or not, because gravity's just a force, like it's just.
Speaker 2: Well, gravity's a force that's at nine point eight meters
per second squared on Earth, and yeah, on Earth, and
I don't know what electricity and magnetism are at, but
they're much stronger force. I think electricity is thirty four
times of a stronger force in gravity, Okay, which does
support the flat earth theory. But I I've researched flat
Earth a lot. I have never been mildly convinced, but
it would make sense to me if the Earth's core
was a magnet and that's what's holding us here.
Speaker 3: Well, I think the Earth's core is magnetic. That's one
of the reasons we're alive. The magnetic field keeps us
from getting fucking fried. So yeah, like, the Earth's core
definitely has magnetic properties. I'm as confident as someone who
sucks asset science can possibly be.
Speaker 1: Isn't that already accepted though? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It is. No.
Speaker 3: No, we literally like when the Aurora borealis is the
sun hitting the magnetic field basically, or when I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, adams operate off magnetism. That's what keeps electrons
rotating around the nucleus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, negative, it's not gravity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it was gravity, it would all just compress
into each other.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, and.
Speaker 3: That probably does happen if gravity is super heavy, because
that's how elements are made, right, You get more shit
in when there's more when there's more gravity and more
magnetism from the atom. I think I'm out of my
depth completely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyone who really understands gravity, we probably look like
idiots right now.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's how we sound. We talk about guns too.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying gravity's bullshit. I'm just saying if a
sexual blackmail puppet has been promoting the concepts of gravity
and black holes, we should probably question them and look
into them, especially when.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's not the only person that's done that homework.
Einstein was the first one to theorize a black hole,
and Einstein was a Jew. I think he did both.
I don't think he was an atheist, though.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of jew science that I think really
applies to everyone, like the Sigmund Freud talking about how
everybody wants to fuck their mom. It's like maybe not
maybe not everybody wants that's just you dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oppenheimer not Jewish. Though Oppenheimer wasn't no what he.
Speaker 3: Wasn't Joe, He wasn' Jewish. Yeah, so you should.
Speaker 1: Believe in Adam Baumb's that's.
Speaker 3: Good Christian science.
Speaker 2: Listen. I like to play devil's advocate, literally, because they're
the devil.
Speaker 1: Minishi also implicated John Tower as a collaborator in Maxwell's
Curious Diplomatic publishing network. He states that Maxwell played a
part in the secret Middle East arm deals dating back
to the Reagan Carter campaign in nineteen eighty and also
played a part in Iran contra.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, was it Iran contra or also
so on top of Iran contra other Middle Eastern I
can't even I'll be honest, I've never heard about an
arms deal in the second half of the twentieth century.
That even gets my gets my eyr up a little bit.
I'm just like, yeah, I don't know. That just sounds
like typical government bullshit. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Journalist Seymour Hirsh of The New Yorker repeated some the
allegations during a press conference in London helped to publicize
the Samson Option, which was Hirsh's book about Israel's nuclear weapons. So, yeah, no,
Israel's never like admitted they have nukes.
Speaker 2: Do you know about the Samson option?
Speaker 3: No, what's that? There's somebody cutting their hair.
Speaker 2: So Samson from the Bible, Yeah, yeah, there's this one
story where he is in the temple and tied rips
down the pillars, Yeah, killing himself. So he destroys the
temple and everyone in and along with himself. So the
Samson option is, if Israel loses the war and is
in a position where they're gonna stop existing, then they
just nuke everyone.
Speaker 1: It's over, game over.
Speaker 2: And then and and Netanyah who said that recently, I
mean he said, if we if Israel will fall, many
other countries will fall now, which sounds like a threat
to the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just mutually assured destruction. Well part to the
Red Heifer's way. I keep here in Red Heifer.
Speaker 2: So the there's a biblical prophecy. When I say biblical,
I mean Old Testament, because Jews go by the Old Testament,
not the Bible. In the Bible, and no, they actually
if you really look into Judaism, they hate Jesus. And
red Heifer, with no flaws or blemishes, needs to be sacrificed,
burn to ashes, have their ashes mixed with water, and
then they use that water to like cleanse people, and
then they enter the the Third Temple, which is the
beginning of the Messiah in Judaism and in Christianity the
beginning of the Antichrist.
Speaker 3: So the end of days. That explain why evangelicals love
It's real so much.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense though, because God, if you're truly Christian,
you should be against Israel, because Israel is against g Jesus.
And everything lines up to where what is attributed to
Satan in Christianity is pointing directly at Judaism. In the
Old Testament, like the Star of David, there's no mention
of a star being related to David in the Old
Testament or the Bible. But in the Bible, I think
it's Acts four nine. The star of Remfan is described
exactly like the Star of David, and Remfan is another
word for some satanic demonic deity. And I had chat
gpt populate chat g pajeet like the Unicorn company with
the all the Indians working. I had it popular. I
was like, paint me a scene of this axe four nine. Yeah,
and it looked like Moloch, the you know, body of
a man, head of a bull fire chamber with the
Star of David behind him.
Speaker 3: Okay, first off, just sounds like a ripoff of a minuteaur.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a mena taur.
Speaker 3: It feels like they didn't even make that. That's Greek. Yeah, stealing,
stealing valor and also Christianity spread quickly into Greece, like
Greece was one of the first that it started really
in the grecosphere more than the Roman sphere or whatever.
A lot of Paul's letters or what like to Corinthians
and uh, there's another fucking city in uh That'salonic, Thatsalonic,
whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah, they're just stealing. They're
like what would scare the shit out of the Greeks.
A minute tour minuataur will do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh real quick.
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Speaker 1: At the Cold Wars End, Maxwell was the man on
the phone advising Boris Yelson how to thwart a hardline
communist que and passing messages to Bush's national security advisor
Brent Scowcroft. On November fourth, nineteen ninety one, Maxwell had
a kind of argumentive phone call with his son Kevin
over a meeting scheduled with the Bank of England on
Maxwell's default on fifty million pounds in loans. Maxwell missed
the meeting, instead traveling on his yacht, the Lady just Lane.
Speaker 3: Or Lady Gallaine. The Lady Gallaine.
Speaker 1: Maxwell's last contact with the crew was at four to
twenty five am local time. The next day, he was
missing off the boat.
Speaker 2: H Yeah. He died mysteriously on his yacht.
Speaker 1: It has been speculated Maxwell was urinated into the ocean
nude at the time.
Speaker 2: Did you he often did urinating?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Pete pissing off the side of the boat, huh,
instead of he was nagging many of the toilets on
his fucking yacht.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't seem like a thing a guy like
that would do. You know me on a yacht, I'd
piss off a yacht.
Speaker 3: Right right right?
Speaker 1: Uh No, this guy, I guess often would just beat
walk around his yacht naked.
Speaker 3: I mean, piss into the ocean is a little scotch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. He had a little scotch. Yeah, he
took a little piss, then he took a little dip.
Speaker 3: And also, once you're that level of like wealth and power,
that just feels like something you would do. I'm gonna
piss on the ocean.
Speaker 2: I'm a big peeing outside guy, Ao Sidon. That was
the first thing I do when I wake up, I
go into my backyard and I take a piss outside.
Speaker 1: As a homeowner, that's a really complex Actually, he.
Speaker 3: Would just piss on the barbecue pit. They can be
a barbecue pit like a dog.
Speaker 1: You're just marking your territory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a backyard sometimes. This one time, my
neighbor was out and I go out there, button naked,
dick out. He can probably see up to here, yeah,
because there's like a step and he's over there on
his deck and he's like, what's up, man, And I'm like,
dick in hand, Hey.
Speaker 3: Dude, go go inside, please turn around for my I
pissed out. I pissed in my backyard like once or twice.
Like I live in like a proper neighborhood with like family.
Neighborhood is not proper, dude, there are families. It's a
gated community. Whatever, it's gated community.
Speaker 1: It's not nice.
Speaker 3: Suck my dick. What do you talk about. It's not nice.
Speaker 2: You can't say gated without gay.
Speaker 1: You have like a ravine going through your fucking front yard.
Speaker 3: That is true. We do have a small creek going
through our front yard or whatever the fuck that is.
It flies like all over me right now. But yeah,
I have to like go like pee on the side
because my nightmare is that like a child just runs
out and plays and like peeks through the fence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to accidentally expose yourself.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: That was the the thing I looked for when I
bought the house. I was like, can you see my
dick over these fences? Nope, let's good, go it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was presumed to have fallen overboard from the vessel,
and his naked body was recovered from the Atlantic Ocean.
Besides the graze to his left shoulder, there was no
noticeable wounds on Maxwell's body. The official rulin held in
December nineteen ninety one, was a death by heart attack
combined with accidental drowning. However, his baby girl, Gallaine, believes
it was probably massab that took him out.
Speaker 3: Had an agent on board shoved him over, you wouldn't, even,
by the way, have to give him a heart attack.
You just have to push him in the ocean and
keep trucking. Yeah, he's not. You can't just survive treading
water in the ocean.
Speaker 1: He probably just got pushed up, but I could.
Speaker 3: All right, you're not a fat, seventy sixty year old
man who's shit face drunk and naked.
Speaker 2: Not yet.
Speaker 1: Maxwell was given a lavish funeral in Israel, attended by
the Israeli Prime Minister, the Israeli President, and at least
six servant and former heads of Israeli intelligence and was
buried on the Mount of Olives in Jerusalem.
Speaker 3: I have a real problem with any country that has
both a president and a prime minister.
Speaker 1: Pick one.
Speaker 3: It's too too much, too confusing. Israel has both, Israel's both,
Russia has both.
Speaker 2: What is what is that? Yahoo?
Speaker 3: Prime minister?
Speaker 2: Who's the president?
Speaker 3: I don't fucking know? So what does that guy even do? Nothing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And the same with the same with Russia, there's a
president and a prime minister because Putin would rotate, yeah
with Medvedev? Uh, And it's like, what what is this
other job? What the fuck is president? If there's a
prime minister? It drives me insane.
Speaker 1: I hate it. What's the head of football operations? When
you have a GM? You know, right, same thing?
Speaker 2: Chief?
Speaker 3: That's there's a lot of baseball teams do that now too,
where they'll be like, yeah, a general manager and then
there's ahead of baseball operations who's just like the actual
GM at that point?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And like, how are we supposed to know? The hierarchy?
Speaker 3: Sounds like president's higher to me.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the point.
Speaker 2: But then CEOs higher than that Chief executive officer. What
does that even me?
Speaker 3: He drives me insane. Any country with both not a
proper country.
Speaker 1: So that's what I could pretty much find about this man,
Robert Maxwell. I didn't want to go too crazy into
the conspiracy holes, but just things that are well documented.
He introduced Glaine to Jeffrey I think in the eighties.
Speaker 3: Okay, so obviously he was washing money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's connection.
Speaker 3: Job was washing money.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think they met through I would imagine those
channels of organized crime.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my buddy I washed money with.
Speaker 1: That's kind of the biggest thing with the Epstein situation is, uh,
nobody talks about all the crazy financial crimes he commets.
It's always the pedophile stuff. But I think that might
be more of a cover for the financial crimes.
Speaker 2: I think he was making crisper babies to design ideal
kids for him to fuck, and that's what the Cabbage
Patch kids originated. They grew him in a farm underground
in Virginia.
Speaker 3: Sure, and then someone was like, this would be good
children's ip. Let's make a cartoon and some dolls.
Speaker 2: I think there's a lot of well known stuff that
has a really dark history.
Speaker 3: I think based on my reading of most children's shows
from my childhood, like the Muppets, it was just weirdos
dropping acid, and then I guess by the nineties it
turned into weirdos who wanted to make dick jokes for
children to speak with, like Dan Schneider. I guess it's
the two thousands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But Nickelodeon, I think was riddled with pedophiles.
Speaker 3: Nickelodeon was riddled with people who took acid, for sure,
like you watch Ren and Stimpy or the Rugrats that is,
if there are fever dreams. No, it's weird that they
were even children's programing.
Speaker 1: Hey Arnold, Yeah, hey Arnald, A little bit.
Speaker 3: Like it's just like the most bizarre fucking shows.
Speaker 2: They kind of sigh offed me into wanting to do
psychedelics because I grew up such a fan of cartoons,
and one of my big motivators for doing acid was
to get the hallucination experience, because I wanted the world
to become cartoon live in Rugrats, Yeah, pretty much. It
was the best so worthy Rick and Morty, I mean, obviously.
Speaker 3: Rick and Morty is the almost the exact same vibe
as half the children's cartoons. I grew up watching. I
swear to god, it is just fucking like the shit
that they were pumping into our brains in the nineties.
Like I would watch bees and butt Heead and that
would be less bizarre to me than like Red and
Snimpy or Rugrats, which was on children's programming.
Speaker 2: I don't really remember it too much. I would get
flashbacks from SpongeBob for a while. I was a little
can go to my house and turn off all the lights.
Speaker 3: See that's what it was. That's when Nickelodeon got into
the weird like dick joke stuff like the Dan that
wasn't Dan Schneider, but that was like the Dan Schneider era.
I was too old for SpongeBob.
Speaker 2: I was like a or like when it said sex
in Stars in the Lion King, see shit like that.
I don't think it's some crazy conspiracy where they're trying
to sexualize children. I think it's just a bunch of
animators getting drunk together literally want in a fuck around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, putting a dick on the Little Mermaid cover, that's
just them being fucking weirdos.
Speaker 1: But now that I know this man owned half of
MTV Europe trying to think of any MTV shows that
might have grimmed some kids.
Speaker 3: Red and Stimpy started as an MTV show and it
moved over to Nickelodeon. Interesting and Ren and Stimpy is
go watch Ren and Snimpy episodes and then be like,
how the fuck was this so on Nickelodeon.
Speaker 2: I feel like I wasn't allowed to watch that.
Speaker 3: I probably wasn't either, right, what that seems? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't have any memories of watching Wrens.
Speaker 3: It's a fucked up show. It's like Uawa and I
don't even know a cat, I think, And He's just
like they're just like every episode is basically just like
Simpy put it in due and Snippy's like hello man,
and he's like like it's a fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: They're like tweakers.
Speaker 3: They are, Yeah, yeah they are. They're like two heroin
tweakers that each other. It's like they don't do that,
but it's like essentially like there's lines like that constantly,
like they need it in me and Stippy's like hello.
It is just like, yeah, I'll let my eight year
old watch this. Why the fuck are I not? It
is bizarre as fuck?
Speaker 1: What did you guys learn today? If anything, Robert Maxwell's
a war hero, a media mogul.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I mean he is a war hero. Technically, he's got
the metal like full stop, he's a war hero.
Speaker 3: Also just said, I guess he helped Rupert Murdock go
on a downward media spiral of who could one up
each other the most? Yeah, because what Murdoch going the mail?
Speaker 1: I think the sun okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: That the Sun and the mirror are are like garbage.
Speaker 2: I learned that with hard work, determination, good connections, a
little bit of luck, you will still end up being
a despicable piece of shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's actually a weird path for him since he did, like,
I don't know, it's a World War two hero and
he's just like, all right now it's sound to be
a piece of shit. Started at Israel for the rest
of my I mean, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Major he was a major part in starting the state
of Israel.
Speaker 3: That's that's fine. I don't care about that. But like,
stealing US nuclear secrets is a lot with the promised software. Yeah, yeah,
that's with a senators. What happened to that, senator? Uh?
Speaker 1: I think he was just like one of Bush's boys,
Fucking Bush Bush probably gave the okay.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I miss Bush sometimes man which saw a clip
of him.
Speaker 1: Whee, I think h W I think gave him the okay.
Speaker 3: I think HW is low key. This best or second
best president of my lifetime.
Speaker 2: I wasn't alive yet.
Speaker 3: I was very he was George W.
Speaker 2: Bush. I saw a clip of him recently and he
it was when he was running against Al Gore and
he's like, well, Al Gore is always saying he invented
the internet. Well then how come every website starts with
a W.
Speaker 3: That's I mean, that's a knockout punch. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, he had some fucking He was funny dude. He
was spinning some five with He was a funny dude,
Like now watch this drive. Yeah, it's one of the
best clips. I guess.
Speaker 3: At one point he's like, he told, uh, I forget
who the cars the president of Afghanistan when we liber
liberated at him.
Speaker 1: Duck a shoe.
Speaker 3: He did duck a shoe. It was a good duck too. Yeah,
he was quick, but hummed cars. I was like bitching
at him or something, and George W. Bush was like,
you know, you wouldn't be alive. Wasn't for me, right,
it's gonna be calm down. It's like I made him
stop from killing you, so just shut up. He's funny, dude.
Speaker 2: Afghanisan was all about Israel too.
Speaker 3: What did Afghanistan do with Israel? That place was useless.
Speaker 2: Osama bin Lauden was against the mistreatment of Palestinians.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that makes sense. I mean, yeah, I'm sure
he was, but he was saudy. Also, he wouldn't even Afghany.
Speaker 2: Didn't you see that letter that went viral that he
wrote before nine to eleven saying we have no problem
with America, our issues with the way it is.
Speaker 3: We did an entire episode on that, the one that
misquotes Benjamin Franklin. Yeah. Yeah, there's a Benjamin Franklin quote
in there that's like completely made up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember immediately realized that was fake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And we actually posted a clip about it, and
a lot of the comments were like, who cares if
it's fake, if it's true, and I was like, nah,
it feels like it matters.
Speaker 2: See, that's what we're getting in the weeds of AI here,
where we're not going to be able to tell what's real,
and only AI is going to know what's real. Then
Ai starts saying the real ship and calling itself Mecha Hitler,
and then they got to shut it down because he's
getting too real. There's a targeted attack on truth.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the real Samson option.
Speaker 3: Rock.
Speaker 2: I mean, stuff's coming out about how Elon was in
with Glane, which I don't want to believe.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't trust him. He's with Thel
and the Pollenteer shit.
Speaker 2: I don't He's not in Palaeer. What do you mean
he started PayPal with him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's they're all this together.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of Elon. He's benefited my life
significantly because you have a Tesla and starlink and a flamethrower.
Speaker 3: I mean that's fair. He got his three key everything
but a rocket, yeah, and you've got everything else.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's probably human. I think he's trans human.
Speaker 3: Oh that was a funny, Peter.
Speaker 2: I kind of am too.
Speaker 5: You're you're a transient when when Peter theel was like,
by the way, if if Peter Thel got forty million
invested from Jeffrey Epstein, I think that means his name
is pronounced Pederthile.
Speaker 2: But when they were like, do you want humanity to continue?
And he's like, you know, I was like, I was like, Okay,
that's a bad answer for Gray in your place. But honestly,
I fucking agree, because what's the problem. No matter what
side of any issue you're on, we can all agree
the problem is shitty people, and traffic is another huge problem,
and pedophilia is another huge problem. SOPs can all be
eliminated if we just stop having kids.
Speaker 1: See I I hurts the economy though, Yeah, yeah, it
does hurt the economy.
Speaker 2: So the real enemy here is parents. Well, so sorry, guys,
you're basically a terrorist.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm the opposite, which is obviously, Like
there's still a million horrific people in the world, probably
the least not the least amount, because we have the
most people ever, but in terms of horrible people rate,
in terms of rate stats, probably the least amount of
horrible people per one hundred thousand in the history of Earth,
right now, Yeah, I would say so easily.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. They would say by demographic they.
Speaker 3: Used to I'm just talking about full Earth, like they
you used to molest kids without a second thought. Ancient
Rome was just full of people molesting kids constantly. That's
all they.
Speaker 1: Did, cutting dicks off, turning on them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm sure there was also parts of the
world that were severely against that.
Speaker 3: Nah, no fact, because that was the civilized part of
the world. No real, that was the co most civilized
part of the world, along with like China.
Speaker 2: Basically, I guess those kids finally grew up and we're like, hey,
we should stop doing that. No, they I didn't, like, they.
Speaker 3: Just paid it forward for a thousand years.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I've always haid homosexuality is a pyramid scheme.
You get molested by a dude, then you grow up,
you molest another dude. That is how that works. Most
abusers were abused.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her people hurt people.
Speaker 2: That just sounds like two commands.
Speaker 3: I think we need to I've said that before another shows,
but we need to actually take market control of homosexuality
and of heterosexuality, of sexuality in general. Right now, the
price of you know, trying to get with a chick,
it's too high. We start banging each other, control the market.
We control the market, price goes down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so a couple of us have to take a dive.
Speaker 2: And the other have to take the dive.
Speaker 3: But again, there's nothing gay about economics. That's straight.
Speaker 1: You're being a business man, So just fuck your bros
and then you can get with hotter chicks later.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wanted to do a joke about how like I
figured out the reason why Epstein was trafficking little girls
because the only way to find a chick who is
in a complete whore you have to get a twelve
year old Jesus Christ. And then I was like, that's
I think that's actually a little too real.
Speaker 3: I mean they may workshop that a little bit, you know,
you could tweak it. I think you're onto something.
Speaker 2: That's why I think it makes you a good man
to like whores, to.
Speaker 3: Like prostitutes, or just to like like no chick too
hook up a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah those okay, because if you get into the whole
like purity and innocence thing, that's when it gets creepy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, certainly. And Jesus is the worst people. Jesus
only hung out with Horse.
Speaker 3: The dudes who are into like tradwives and my wife
needs to be a virgin, those are the worst people
on earth.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm into the whole like shut up and
stay in the kitchen thing. But I don't want to
deal with a virgin.
Speaker 3: Right right.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't understand the appeal for Muslims with
the seventy three versions or whatever.
Speaker 3: Seventy two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seventy two, that's just seventy two inexperienced chicks. You
got to show them each.
Speaker 2: You can never practice on each and you can have it
like a hole.
Speaker 3: They're not gonna learn bad bad data and bad data.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna be able to share like any secrets
to each other. It's just gonna be if anything, that
might get worse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a spiraling loop of bad information.
Speaker 2: You need a chick who's been in like one good
relationship so she knows how to be a girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, first time girl.
Speaker 2: I'm not thinking about the like sex tricks. That's you
could teach a girl how to give a blowjob. I'm
not thinking of she got to know how to ride, probably, No,
she's got to know how to cook. Think that she's
got to know how to clean.
Speaker 3: There's no substitute. But there's no substitute for experience. You know,
theory only gets you so far.
Speaker 1: You need to take it into practical matters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've hooked up with very chase girls, not
like Chase, but you know what I mean, but like
more traditional prudish girls. And I've hooked up with girls
who I don't even know if they were slutty, but
they're freaks right, like absolutely just like into it completely,
and there's just a complete difference, complete difference. They went out,
they went out in the world, they figured out what
they wanted and needed, and they just bring it. I
think you need some I think you need some real
you need some reps. You need to take some VP.
Speaker 1: The only way you get better than anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't can't win a game without practicing. Who
is Today's Hitler? I probably just Maxwell actually know that Senator.
Fuck that guy, dude.
Speaker 1: They gave a fucking American secrets Hitler. Yeah, so we
do this thing at the end of the show.
Speaker 2: Has made some of the greatest contributions to society. So
I'd say him. Unless Hitler really did all that ship,
then I'd say nit and yahoo.
Speaker 1: John Tower was the guy's name, but yeah, John Tower
could eat. So we say who's Today's Hitler? Because Americans
are so bad at us history or just world history
in general. That they just compare anybody that's bad to Hitler.
So who's the worst person?
Speaker 3: As matter who it is, it could be literally like
a someone on the level of Hitler, or it could
be like a local politician refusing to put funds towards
an extra bus line. They're all Hitler.
Speaker 2: I mean, Hitler could have prevented Jeffrey Epstein from ever
becoming a thing.
Speaker 3: I think Maxwell left too early. I don't think I
think Hitler missed a shot.
Speaker 1: Well d Day. You know, one of those German soldiers
could have gunned him down on beach.
Speaker 3: He was on an easy beach though. Omaha was the
only beach that was like pretty gnarly. All the other
ones were like they kind of got through pretty quick. Okay,
so the British beaches, I.
Speaker 1: Want you on the record be like, yeah, every other beach.
Speaker 3: Was a breeze. I will use that to ship on
British and Canadian soldiers until the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it couldn't have been that hard. It was a beach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a day at the beach.
Speaker 1: When have you ever had a bad day at the beach?
Speaker 3: A lot?
Speaker 1: You gotta lug all the stuff too. In a way
I can get a wagon with all your kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I can't relate to anyone on Omaha Beach, but
I could probably relate to a lot of people on sword. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just what I'm saying, similar experience with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hot, gotta carry a lot of stuff. Someone's
annoying you from somewhere else.
Speaker 2: I love the beach. I'll take the beach over the
mountains any day. If I had to go to war
in a mountain, that'd be rough, see, especially uphill.
Speaker 3: The problem going to war to beaches is what beaches
are we talking about? Because there's no place I want
to fight a war less than anywhere in the tropical
Pacific like Vietnam, anywhere they were in World War two.
Speaker 1: Seems like a fucking Galveston.
Speaker 3: I could do with Galveston.
Speaker 2: Well, that sounds great. The Thailand beaches are amazing. Is
very hot though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're you're not in a swimsuit.
Speaker 2: Well you could just wear boots and a speedo.
Speaker 3: That's true, I mean you could. What are they gonna
tell you while you're getting shot at nothing, O'll yell
you later.
Speaker 1: You'll be fast, not getting fucking laid down.
Speaker 3: You might not get shot. They might be like, it's
funny that the speedout guy is still alive.
Speaker 2: You're just button just button ache and you get squirty, like, wait,
that was a sunscreen.
Speaker 1: You're gonna intimidate the uh, you know, Asian forces as
well with your big hogs.
Speaker 2: With your huge white cock, your average size.
Speaker 1: They might just put their guns down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 1: Compared to them, Like, how can we fight these you know,
superior beans. How could we ever with their massive hogs.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Eli, thanks for joining us, Thanks for having me.
Where can the people find.
Speaker 2: It at Eli Halpern Comedy on Instagram you do anything
coming out and look up Brody Lowballer on Spotify. I
make a bunch of music. I make so many different
kinds that you will I promise you will like at
least two of them.
Speaker 1: I like the country stuff, the folksy stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be leaving the country at the end
of the month. I'm going to UK for the Fringe
Festival in Scotland and then I'm touring all over Europe
for September.
Speaker 3: And is this music or comedy?
Speaker 1: This comedy? So this is the festival where you just
do a shit ton of sets.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice. I mean, if someone's got a guitar, I might,
you know, be like, can I borrow.
Speaker 3: The Where is Fringeterest in London or Edinburgh, Scotland? Oh nice?
Fuck yeah, I've heard Edinburgh's dope.
Speaker 1: Have you incorporated the guitar near your comedy.
Speaker 2: A little bit? I've done a few like open mics
with it and it crushed. Yeah, it was great. I'm
really good at like freestyle songs and you can be
really hacky with it too. Someone told me to do
a song about Pokemon and I was just I was like,
I want to take a peek at you, and yeah,
rio at you will roof of you until you snore.
Speaker 3: It's the delivery. Yeah, that that makes the hack good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the confidence, Yeah, you can be hacky and music.
It lowers the bar because it heightens the quality.
Speaker 3: Exactly. That's great. That's a perfect way to put it.
Speaker 1: Covers up a lot of holes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I had I did one joke. I
hit the punchline and it bombed. And then I just
repeated the punchline, singing it and strumming it cord crush
and it crushed. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should score everything, honestly, yeah, score the whole podcast.
Not to work on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll find a good lay down a beat for us.
Speaker 2: I'm down. I'll come through with a guitar, all right.
Whenever there's like a.
Speaker 1: No, now, repeat the last thing that was.
Speaker 2: It'll work.
Speaker 3: Perfect anyway.
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Robbed it a forty minute sketch. Oh yeah, that crushed
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you boosh my wife, your wife's mouth.
Speaker 3: Yep, my wife's mouth. Her mouth did some good work.
Your mouth.
Speaker 1: Her mouth has done a lot for this podcast.
Speaker 3: It has, Yeah, it has. We appreciate it. We do.
Speaker 1: And for Eli for our Fox I'm damage. So you
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