WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:19.519 I recently went to Aldie and they had pre I 2 00:00:19.519 --> 00:00:21.519 we told lindsay this, they have a pre made cookie 3 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:23.600 in a cookie pan you warm up in the oven, 4 00:00:23.760 --> 00:00:30.559 so good, and then burnt ins delish. And then also 5 00:00:30.760 --> 00:00:34.840 they have carneadis for. 6 00:00:37.719 --> 00:00:37.920 Here. 7 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:39.880 I am for uh. 8 00:00:39.759 --> 00:00:45.000 Tacos okay, so good. I'm just I can't get on 9 00:00:45.079 --> 00:00:46.439 the all these trains. 10 00:00:46.119 --> 00:00:51.439 Man, dude, they're what's your what is your concern? The 11 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:54.399 quality of food I've I've had. 12 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:58.000 My ex was an all these fan, all right, and 13 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:00.719 and they just they they you one way ear or 14 00:01:00.759 --> 00:01:01.280 the other man. 15 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:03.159 If it ain't having to pay a quarter, could you 16 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:06.280 quarter pick whatever you have to bring in your own 17 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:08.400 bags or boxes. You have to box or. 18 00:01:08.359 --> 00:01:11.000 Bag your own groceries, which you do the same thing 19 00:01:11.040 --> 00:01:13.519 at Windco. You essentially bag them yourself, but at least 20 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:17.760 they provide bags for you. And then it's what it 21 00:01:17.840 --> 00:01:21.519 ultimately comes down to is the quality of the produce 22 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:26.000 and the meats. It just doesn't look it's just not 23 00:01:26.079 --> 00:01:27.599 as fresh as I've had other places. 24 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:29.840 It's come a long way because it is. 25 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:33.480 It's some of the best produce a lot of the times. 26 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:36.280 And their cheese well makes it the best is exquisite. 27 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:38.480 What makes it the best produce ever? Because when I 28 00:01:38.519 --> 00:01:40.439 go on there, shit looks like on Wilton in disgusting. 29 00:01:40.719 --> 00:01:41.959 When was the last time you were in there? 30 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:43.200 Well it's been about a year. 31 00:01:43.519 --> 00:01:46.640 Okay, Well to check them out again, because I won't. 32 00:01:46.920 --> 00:01:52.079 I've preferd them sometimes over like the Walmarts, and that's 33 00:01:52.159 --> 00:01:54.920 usually I'll either go to Aldi or I'll go to Walmart. 34 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:58.200 Yeah, there's nothing like going and getting, you know, two 35 00:01:58.239 --> 00:02:01.359 weeks worth of groceries and then taking and pulling that 36 00:02:01.480 --> 00:02:04.000 cart out to your car and then just dumping everything 37 00:02:04.040 --> 00:02:06.480 into your fucking trunk because you know you didn't have 38 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:07.959 a bag or a box to put it in. 39 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:09.479 It's stupid. 40 00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:11.879 I mean, it takes preparation, I will say, when you 41 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:15.599 go shopping there, but I keep my bags in my trunk. 42 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:18.759 So it's yeah you do. Yeah they have boxes. Yeah, 43 00:02:18.919 --> 00:02:23.360 I don't discribe. I think their fruit there produce section 44 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:27.719 at times can be very discouraging, but everything else is 45 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:31.719 I think as long as you can navigate through the names, 46 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:33.199 the brand names to find what you like. 47 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:35.759 Yeah, that's a little weird too, because it's not like 48 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:39.400 you know, I mean, they do have some name brands. Yeah, right, 49 00:02:39.439 --> 00:02:41.080 But for the most part, it's like shit that you've 50 00:02:41.159 --> 00:02:43.560 never even heard of. Right, You're like, is this a 51 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:47.280 step above or below great value or always saving? I'm 52 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:50.319 not quite sure where it lands on the scale. But 53 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:53.080 I've had their meats before. It looked sketch and didn't 54 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:56.280 taste good, you know, and I was just like, I'm 55 00:02:56.360 --> 00:02:59.360 good on all of these all around. I have. The 56 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:01.840 only thing that I like about all these is like 57 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:04.520 some of the other and I say air quotes other 58 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:07.039 ship that you could buy there. I've never gone into 59 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:08.960 a grocery store and seeing where you could buy a 60 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:12.240 fucking electric lawnmower at the same time, you know, right 61 00:03:12.919 --> 00:03:13.919 right next to. 62 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:17.919 The fruit roll ups. Though they don't have a lot 63 00:03:17.919 --> 00:03:21.000 of real estate. I'm just saying that. 64 00:03:20.919 --> 00:03:23.560 That's how much space do you need between your fucking 65 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:29.719 roll ups and you're not yet gas infused engine? They 66 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:33.520 they should be pretty well separated, they not. 67 00:03:33.719 --> 00:03:37.360 They shouldn't be right next to each other. I think 68 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:40.719 there should be maybe a corner of the store, you know, some. 69 00:03:41.080 --> 00:03:44.759 A little segregation is okay, And keep your lawn equipment 70 00:03:44.840 --> 00:03:46.719 over there and keep your food. 71 00:03:46.479 --> 00:03:48.719 Over here, and everything's fine. Yeah, what do you think 72 00:03:48.719 --> 00:03:50.080 how do you think they got it, you know, off 73 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:55.479 the truck, so it's a gas powered device, right right, 74 00:03:55.520 --> 00:03:56.479 of course, of course. 75 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.159 But I'm just saying they have I like the fact 76 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:01.439 that they do have that stuff. It's just weird how 77 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:04.280 they got it set up. I mean, but I've gone 78 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:06.319 in there and found some really. 79 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:10.639 Cool non food items. Yeah. Yeah, the things I was 80 00:04:10.639 --> 00:04:14.000 telling you are pre prepackaged things, and they're and their 81 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:17.240 cheese selection, they do have the best cheese selection in 82 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:21.480 town next to Costco Joe. All these is Trader Joe's. 83 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:22.279 It's the same company. 84 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:24.680 See, I didn't know that. I want to think I've 85 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:27.120 only been in a Trader Joe's one time. Somebody, a 86 00:04:27.160 --> 00:04:29.360 listener had messaged me on Facebook. I think it was 87 00:04:29.480 --> 00:04:32.319 last week out of the Blue too, Broken Arrows getting 88 00:04:32.319 --> 00:04:33.040 a Trader Joe's. 89 00:04:33.079 --> 00:04:36.319 Like, I'm a big Trader joe fan, and I'm like, okay, 90 00:04:36.759 --> 00:04:40.920 so we are. That's what I hear. I'm trying to 91 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:44.680 think of, like what you would want out of a 92 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:48.600 Trader Joe's. The only thing maybe they're me. The only 93 00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:49.439 thing that I could. 94 00:04:49.240 --> 00:04:51.800 Think of is that fucking uh uh. 95 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:55.879 It wasn't It wasn't peanut butter, cookie butter. Yeah, cookie butter, 96 00:04:56.079 --> 00:04:58.240 but because my ex's mother had. 97 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:00.279 Bought some, and I was like, oh, that's really fucking good. 98 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:02.319 But she's like, you can only get it to Trader Joe's. 99 00:05:02.439 --> 00:05:08.639 But that was about it. Okay, Yeah, I just don't look. 100 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:11.439 Don't look for I've never thought to look for cookie butter, but. 101 00:05:13.519 --> 00:05:17.279 Good. This says that it's This says there's one broken 102 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:18.519 arrow that's going to open. 103 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:22.519 I guess. Yeah, I was looking for the message the 104 00:05:22.600 --> 00:05:24.199 listeners sent me. But he told me about that and 105 00:05:24.199 --> 00:05:26.319 I was like, well, that's cool. 106 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:29.000 Yeah, that's awesome. 107 00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:31.399 I guess I don't know. There was like some positive 108 00:05:31.439 --> 00:05:35.800 things that are pretty good, but yeah, I wouldn't say 109 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:40.040 there's like I wouldn't say there's anything that great at 110 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:42.360 Trader Joe's. I go there and I'm always like, god, damn, 111 00:05:42.920 --> 00:05:46.120 it seems expensive. I feel like it's very expensive. Yeah yeah, 112 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:49.279 And like I like Whole Foods, but I go in 113 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:50.240 there and I'm like, god damn. 114 00:05:50.439 --> 00:05:52.720 I've only been to Whole Foods one time because we 115 00:05:52.759 --> 00:05:54.079 couldn't find it. 116 00:05:54.199 --> 00:05:56.759 Was my ex. She wanted to make fucking lamb chops 117 00:05:56.839 --> 00:05:59.279 or something like that, and we couldn't find any anywhere 118 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:01.560 except for there. Yeah, and I walk in and I 119 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:02.879 felt so out of place. 120 00:06:02.920 --> 00:06:07.519 I was like, this seems weird, but okay, let's get 121 00:06:07.519 --> 00:06:08.360 your meat and go. 122 00:06:08.560 --> 00:06:11.439 Why did you What was it that made you feel 123 00:06:11.480 --> 00:06:12.079 out of place? 124 00:06:12.279 --> 00:06:15.720 That internal feeling inside that says you don't belong here? 125 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:18.480 Yeah? But what did you see that triggered that feeling? 126 00:06:18.560 --> 00:06:20.480 I don't know. I didn't. I don't think I've seen 127 00:06:20.519 --> 00:06:21.720 anything in particular. 128 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:22.240 You know. 129 00:06:22.319 --> 00:06:24.920 I just so much fresh fruit cutout. It's a whole, yeah, 130 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:25.639 healthy peel. 131 00:06:26.120 --> 00:06:31.199 And I'm like, okay, okay, A lot of carbonated waters, yeah, 132 00:06:31.399 --> 00:06:33.480 I guess, a vitamin section. 133 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:35.639 A lot of yeah, a lot of hipsters in there, 134 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:36.079 a lot. 135 00:06:35.920 --> 00:06:37.240 Of expensive handbags. 136 00:06:37.399 --> 00:06:38.439 Is that it? Maybe? 137 00:06:38.519 --> 00:06:38.959 I don't know. 138 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:41.800 I was just searching around for the for the meats, 139 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:44.240 and we found what we needed and then we laughed. 140 00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:47.480 I was like, Okay, as a guy who barbecues, right, 141 00:06:47.560 --> 00:06:50.600 I'm actually surprised you don't like Trader Joe's. They have 142 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:55.639 a really great in depth meat selection and good quality meats. 143 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:57.680 I might have check it out sometimes. So from just 144 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:01.920 that standpoint alone, and their beer and wine like wine stuff. 145 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:03.040 They have a pretty good. They have a really good 146 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:04.360 selection down there too. For that. 147 00:07:05.079 --> 00:07:08.399 My smoker took a shit on me. Yes, but I've 148 00:07:08.439 --> 00:07:10.600 got the replacement part on the way. It should be 149 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:11.360 here tomorrow. 150 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:13.519 What broke? How did okay, how did you find out? 151 00:07:13.560 --> 00:07:16.199 Were you in the middle of smoking? I had just started. 152 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:19.560 I heated it up because it's an electric smoker, so 153 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:21.360 I go, yeah. 154 00:07:21.519 --> 00:07:23.800 Or you could use wood chips, either one. Either one. 155 00:07:24.000 --> 00:07:26.519 It's only got a small little canister abow you know, 156 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:28.560 eight inches long, and shove it in there. 157 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:30.680 Filling it should be more than fill a full of wood, 158 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:32.720 and then shove it in there and dump it. But 159 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:35.199 so I was going to smoke some chicken. 160 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:38.759 Legs, and I'm like, all right, cool, fucking a desk, 161 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:43.360 set the temperature, set the timer, and then hit start 162 00:07:43.399 --> 00:07:44.040 and a red. 163 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:45.839 Light comes on and let you know that it's heating up. 164 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:48.519 I'm like, all right, cool, got my chicken legs in there, 165 00:07:48.519 --> 00:07:50.079 fucking seasoned up, ready to go. 166 00:07:50.839 --> 00:07:53.319 I'm gonna go have a drink. I'll be back. Because 167 00:07:53.319 --> 00:07:55.879 it's a smoker. It's an electric smoker too. Set it 168 00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:57.839 and literally forget it right, you know, there's not a 169 00:07:57.839 --> 00:07:59.920 lot of maintenance that goes into it. Maybe go in there, 170 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:02.639 refill your pellets or your wood chips, you know, to 171 00:08:02.720 --> 00:08:04.720 keep giving it that good smoky flavor. But for the 172 00:08:04.759 --> 00:08:07.319 most part, set and forget it right, watch it, yeah, 173 00:08:07.360 --> 00:08:10.439 you watch it. So I go and I was only 174 00:08:10.519 --> 00:08:15.000 gone for maybe an hour, maybe an hour. 175 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:16.439 At that and I was like, all right, I gotta 176 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:18.519 go home. I got food in the smoker. It's time 177 00:08:18.560 --> 00:08:22.319 to start making a shit anyway, see later, guys. So 178 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:25.120 I leave and I go home, and I come back 179 00:08:26.360 --> 00:08:30.879 and my smoker's got a clear glass window on it 180 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:33.200 on the front, so you can like see the food 181 00:08:33.519 --> 00:08:37.679 sometimes or the smoke whatever, and usually it's smoky in there, 182 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:38.840 so I can't see. 183 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:39.720 I can't see. 184 00:08:39.799 --> 00:08:41.799 And when I go out there to check on it, 185 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:44.559 when I got back from the bar, it's clear as 186 00:08:44.600 --> 00:08:44.840 can be. 187 00:08:44.960 --> 00:08:47.440 I was like, oh fuck, I know I turned his 188 00:08:47.519 --> 00:08:48.879 motherfucker on. What the fuck. 189 00:08:49.320 --> 00:08:51.320 I go over there and I look, and you know, 190 00:08:51.399 --> 00:08:54.159 the display is still on and the timers still going, 191 00:08:54.600 --> 00:08:56.600 but it doesn't have a little heated up and I'm 192 00:08:56.679 --> 00:08:58.399 touching it and it's fucking cold to touch it. 193 00:08:58.399 --> 00:08:59.919 Said motherfucker. All right. 194 00:09:00.279 --> 00:09:03.679 So I ended up having to finish my legs on 195 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:05.039 the on the grill, which. 196 00:09:04.879 --> 00:09:08.759 Was fine, it worked out. But I I went ahead 197 00:09:08.840 --> 00:09:11.000 just got a whole new eaty heating element for it. Okay, 198 00:09:11.039 --> 00:09:12.240 it's like twenty five dollars. 199 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:15.240 I assume that's gonna that's my first guess, Like, I 200 00:09:15.279 --> 00:09:18.200 assume that that's what's wrong. Right, Yeah, it's not providing heat. 201 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:20.960 It's not everything comes on. It's just not heating up. 202 00:09:21.080 --> 00:09:23.240 And it does sit outside. You know, I don't have 203 00:09:23.320 --> 00:09:25.240 it in the garage or anything, but he do have 204 00:09:25.240 --> 00:09:27.120 a cover on it, but it doesn't matter. So it's 205 00:09:27.159 --> 00:09:29.440 out in the elements. I'm like, all right, so got 206 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:32.720 a new As a matter of fact, at your birthday party, 207 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:36.080 I got drunk and fucking ordered, uh heating element? 208 00:09:36.279 --> 00:09:38.519 Is that? Actually? Yeah, while you're at the party. While 209 00:09:38.519 --> 00:09:40.759 we're at the party, I was with a couple of 210 00:09:40.799 --> 00:09:42.960 our friends telling them what was going on. I was like, 211 00:09:43.039 --> 00:09:45.840 you know what, fucking what whatever, I was just gonna 212 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:49.519 get it wrong. Open up the Amazon and then I 213 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:50.600 had to go back and look. 214 00:09:50.639 --> 00:09:52.480 And I was like, because sometimes I'll put a bunch 215 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:54.879 of stuff in my shopping cart, right and then. 216 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:58.039 Like won't ever purchase it, And yet the Amazon that's 217 00:09:58.039 --> 00:10:00.399 the way right, So I was like, oh god, I 218 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:05.000 hope I didn't probably like six hundred dollars for the shitower, 219 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:07.039 all right. So I went back and I was like, 220 00:10:07.039 --> 00:10:08.960 all right, now I had everything cleared out, but not 221 00:10:08.960 --> 00:10:10.440 a less. So that's supposed to be in tomorrow and 222 00:10:10.519 --> 00:10:13.200 I can start smoking meats again. Full circle. I'll have 223 00:10:13.240 --> 00:10:15.600 to go check out Trader Joe's and their meat selection 224 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:18.559 to see what they have. Yeah, see if there's anything. Yeah, 225 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:20.840 because you get ready for your annual turkey smoke absolutely 226 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:23.399 and hand smoke, which I did pick those up when 227 00:10:23.399 --> 00:10:25.320 I went and got groceries this last week. I got 228 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:29.639 the ham for Thanksgiving family dinner and then the Thanksgiving 229 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:32.080 with our friends, We're doing turkey and I'm smoking both 230 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:34.799 of them and so hopefully that'll work out. If not, 231 00:10:34.879 --> 00:10:38.080 I've got an alternative. I've got an alternative to to 232 00:10:38.200 --> 00:10:41.000 smoke them out. But yeah, I'm stoked. I love smoking 233 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:42.639 the meats for the home. You can smoke meat on 234 00:10:42.639 --> 00:10:45.039 your regular girl, That's what I was gonna do because 235 00:10:45.039 --> 00:10:48.120 I got one of those like effective no, and it takes 236 00:10:48.159 --> 00:10:50.279 a lot of maintenance, like you have to be after 237 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:52.320 on it and you have to keep you know, putting 238 00:10:52.320 --> 00:10:54.720 on the heat and on the wood blocks and shit, 239 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:55.919 it can be done. 240 00:10:56.600 --> 00:10:58.679 It's just easier if I can just you know, wake 241 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:00.519 up and like you know, two of them warning or 242 00:11:00.600 --> 00:11:02.559 like before I go to bed after drinking all night, 243 00:11:02.919 --> 00:11:04.720 shove my ham and the smoker and turn it on 244 00:11:04.840 --> 00:11:07.559 and just twelve hours later be done. 245 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:10.480 Yeah. I had an electric smoker and it broke down 246 00:11:10.519 --> 00:11:14.399 all the time. Yeah, hey, it's worked so far, don't 247 00:11:16.320 --> 00:11:19.519 Yeah it never got warm enough really Yeah, I was 248 00:11:19.559 --> 00:11:22.440 never happy with how warm it would get. And do 249 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:25.240 you want it? Well, what would happen with cake? The 250 00:11:25.279 --> 00:11:27.759 problem would be when a disc would because it was 251 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:29.879 a disc, would chip disk thing and it would advance 252 00:11:29.960 --> 00:11:32.360 the disc and then it would heat up to smoke, 253 00:11:32.440 --> 00:11:35.799 and that would change the internal temperature, and so I 254 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:38.840 was fucking up my temperature range, got it. So it 255 00:11:38.879 --> 00:11:40.559 would go all the way up to almost three hundred 256 00:11:40.799 --> 00:11:43.240 when it was heating up this disc, and and that 257 00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:46.639 consistent temperature is really important, and so it just would 258 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:48.799 fuck up my smoke method. So I went to warmer. 259 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:50.960 I was like, buy a new one, whatever, just buy 260 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:54.639 a new smoker. I couldn't find one anywhere. Yeah, I 261 00:11:54.639 --> 00:11:59.039 couldn't find anywhere. So I was like, a A, okay, yeah, 262 00:11:59.399 --> 00:12:04.440 except you will not find a discount one at ACE. 263 00:12:04.720 --> 00:12:10.320 Right you're paying trigger even then, you ain't gonna get 264 00:12:10.320 --> 00:12:12.000 a trigger for the same price you can get a 265 00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:19.440 fucking mountain iceberg or whatever the fuck they're called mast Craft. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, 266 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:22.039 I mean the I would say around here Ace is 267 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:24.919 the grill store. They have a ton. 268 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:27.519 I've gone in because we got that one and broken arrow. 269 00:12:27.559 --> 00:12:29.879 I've gone in there a couple of times, and. 270 00:12:29.879 --> 00:12:32.320 I see them and I'm like, I'm not paying that 271 00:12:32.480 --> 00:12:37.960 much for a fucking porcelain no egg shaped smoker. 272 00:12:38.120 --> 00:12:38.360 Yeah. 273 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:40.279 I don't know. I don't feel like you would want 274 00:12:40.279 --> 00:12:43.039 one of those, but a trigger, you would tell maybe. 275 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:46.559 So yeah, they get burn Coat hooked me up there, like, hey, man, 276 00:12:46.759 --> 00:12:50.039 aren't they still making smokers and ship Burnco? Yeah? The 277 00:12:50.080 --> 00:12:53.200 barbecue place. Yeah, no, no, they use hasty bakes. Hasty bake, 278 00:12:53.279 --> 00:12:55.080 that's what it is, hasty bake. I need to get 279 00:12:55.120 --> 00:12:57.120 with them. I have a hasty bake. Oh no they are. 280 00:12:57.159 --> 00:13:00.240 They're gonna be like, fuck you man, get out of here. Yeah, sure, 281 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:03.240 we'll give you one. Why not pursue I'm probably wrong? 282 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:05.559 I have I have a hasty bake. I love it. Yeah, 283 00:13:05.600 --> 00:13:07.320 I've heard nothing but good things about them. Yeah, it's 284 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:09.480 took me, it's taken. It took me about a couple 285 00:13:09.480 --> 00:13:12.559 of months to like learn the nuances of it. But yeah, 286 00:13:13.080 --> 00:13:17.279 it's best hamburger grilled hamburger I've ever had. Wo okay, 287 00:13:18.080 --> 00:13:20.440 and I I have smoked ribs on it. You have 288 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:22.840 to just set it up a little differently, but it's 289 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:24.960 pretty easy. But it's like an all in one grill 290 00:13:25.080 --> 00:13:30.240 and smoker supposed to. Yeah, yeah, but it's got searing 291 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:33.240 methods and like, and it's easy to raise the box 292 00:13:33.879 --> 00:13:38.679 she said, and lower the box. Yeah, that's fun. And 293 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:41.559 then I have a regular gas oh. 294 00:13:41.440 --> 00:13:45.399 Man, I haven't usual regular propane grill and and forever. 295 00:13:45.240 --> 00:13:49.080 Taste the meat, not the heat things hate. It's fine. 296 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:51.320 Mine's natural gas straight from the house. 297 00:13:51.360 --> 00:13:54.720 So really minus too well Yeah, fance Pants, Speaking of 298 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:57.759 fance Pants, you've never been no her new house. 299 00:13:58.360 --> 00:14:01.440 Man walk in. She's got a goddamn reading room. I 300 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:04.120 don't need to know much. Haul in this motherfucker. I'm like, 301 00:14:04.120 --> 00:14:07.360 I don't belong. I'm not the big I'm not the 302 00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:10.600 big mansion one here for real. And you didn't feel 303 00:14:10.600 --> 00:14:13.200 out of place there, huh a little bit. That's why I 304 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:15.240 spend most of the time in the backyard next to where 305 00:14:15.279 --> 00:14:18.639 fucking astro turf? Who has astro turf in the backyard? 306 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:22.559 Fuck man? I was like, oh, you ain't got a moi. 307 00:14:22.639 --> 00:14:24.639 He just hoes it down. But she's like, oh, we 308 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:29.840 got a mom Like, okay, it's pretty damn cool. That 309 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:31.720 took me a little while. I was like, and I 310 00:14:31.759 --> 00:14:33.559 asked my buddy. I was like, is that crazy? Is 311 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:36.159 that fake grass over there? That looks fake? That can't 312 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:39.960 be real? Yeah, that's terf motherfucker. How about that? I know, 313 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:41.440 do you guys put it in or you know? 314 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:43.240 It was there? It was already there. 315 00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:45.240 And Kevin was like, if I knew that this was 316 00:14:45.240 --> 00:14:47.840 like a thing, like I would have totally done that 317 00:14:48.039 --> 00:14:51.360 years ago at our old house because we had so 318 00:14:51.480 --> 00:14:53.399 much shitty grass in our old backyard. 319 00:14:54.039 --> 00:14:55.240 And it's really I mean. 320 00:14:55.519 --> 00:14:58.200 We look, it's a very small area where we have 321 00:14:58.320 --> 00:15:01.720 it in our backyard. So it probably was I don't know, 322 00:15:01.799 --> 00:15:04.320 maybe three grand. 323 00:15:04.200 --> 00:15:07.360 Yeah, it's it's turf is not cheap, No, it's not. 324 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:09.679 Was that a selling point of the house where you 325 00:15:09.759 --> 00:15:11.519 were like we're getting this one because of the fig grass. 326 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:13.039 No, what's it for? Like, where is it at? Like 327 00:15:13.080 --> 00:15:14.360 is it a place for a dog to piss? Like? 328 00:15:14.399 --> 00:15:14.799 What is it? 329 00:15:15.519 --> 00:15:18.039 No, it's just because they don't have a lot of 330 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:21.559 sunlight back there. They didn't there's lots of tree coverage, 331 00:15:21.960 --> 00:15:24.720 so grass, they didn't have grass growing back there as well, 332 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:27.159 so that's why they laid the turf down. So but 333 00:15:27.360 --> 00:15:29.440 it looks good and it's off to the side and 334 00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:34.000 then there's a covered patio area and grilling area stuff 335 00:15:34.000 --> 00:15:37.720 like that, and that the rest of the patio is cement. 336 00:15:38.519 --> 00:15:40.200 So it's nice. I love it. 337 00:15:40.200 --> 00:15:41.039 It was very swanky. 338 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:43.000 Yeah, that's yeah. 339 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:46.080 Having a good outdoor areas a game change. Yeah. Yeah, 340 00:15:46.879 --> 00:15:49.120 one of these days look good too. Yeah, so good though. 341 00:15:49.159 --> 00:15:51.000 I like my little area that I have back there, 342 00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:53.440 you know, minus the fact of the backyard where the 343 00:15:53.480 --> 00:15:58.320 dogs go and they spy, like yesterday, so much mud. 344 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:01.320 There's no grass back there anymore at all, whatsoever. They 345 00:16:01.399 --> 00:16:04.000 just roll. Yeah, when you have goddamn Clydesdale. 346 00:16:03.600 --> 00:16:06.879 They around and they they they it's all mud now, 347 00:16:06.919 --> 00:16:08.720 and then they want to track it into the house. 348 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:11.559 And then I had to go hunt down the little one. 349 00:16:11.679 --> 00:16:15.000 So I'm all trumping through the goddamn mud and my shoes. 350 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:18.320 And I'm like, m I did find her though, good, 351 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:21.519 that's the UAUA. Yeah, yeah, she was next door at 352 00:16:21.519 --> 00:16:24.399 neighbor's house. Just went to the wrong yard, went to 353 00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:27.840 the wrong yard. Okay, it happens, yeah, it does. Uh. 354 00:16:27.919 --> 00:16:30.200 The reason I brought up Aldi, by the way, is 355 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:32.200 I didn't know that Aldi did this, But they do 356 00:16:32.480 --> 00:16:38.759 a turkey turkey stuffing potato chip for Thanksgiving. Turkey stuffing 357 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:39.399 tator chip. 358 00:16:39.440 --> 00:16:40.519 Okay, I bet that's good. 359 00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:43.720 That's not that's not Lay's right, because you know, how 360 00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:48.080 does Clancys whatever their brand is. 361 00:16:50.360 --> 00:16:56.879 Their generic Fredo's are really good. They're really crispy, crunchy 362 00:16:57.799 --> 00:17:01.480 free don normally crispy, yes, but they're very like, I 363 00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:03.639 don't know, they're a little bit thinner, okay, and they 364 00:17:03.679 --> 00:17:04.839 just taste crispyer. 365 00:17:05.039 --> 00:17:07.920 Okay, we should do a little taste tests see what happens. 366 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:13.480 And then they also are doing garlic mashed potatoes potato chip. 367 00:17:13.559 --> 00:17:17.400 Yeah okay, right, okay, yeah, sounds real good. Now I 368 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:21.279 don't like flavored potato chips because I can taste the 369 00:17:21.319 --> 00:17:23.319 powder on them and it freaks it's like the texture 370 00:17:23.359 --> 00:17:26.079 kind of throws me off a little bit, but I 371 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:27.119 would try those. 372 00:17:27.599 --> 00:17:30.000 I feel like with some of those they leave a 373 00:17:30.079 --> 00:17:33.480 chemically chemical aftertaste in your mouth. 374 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:35.559 Yeah, and I do like them, Like I like. 375 00:17:35.599 --> 00:17:38.559 The biscuits and gravy ones from Low Low Lets. Those 376 00:17:38.559 --> 00:17:39.400 were really good. 377 00:17:40.119 --> 00:17:41.240 And what else? 378 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:43.519 There was a couple other ones that you know, I 379 00:17:43.599 --> 00:17:47.319 eat them and I'm like, it tastes like biscuits and gravy, 380 00:17:47.400 --> 00:17:49.359 and now there's this weird, funky taste in my mouth. 381 00:17:50.119 --> 00:17:51.559 And I don't know what to think about that. 382 00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:53.319 They do. So these are like some of the other, 383 00:17:53.480 --> 00:17:57.000 not all these, but just crazy potato chip flavors, pringles, 384 00:17:57.160 --> 00:18:01.720 white chocolate crisps. Oh so it's a potato chip covered 385 00:18:01.720 --> 00:18:02.400 in white chocolate. 386 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:03.000 Pass. 387 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:05.400 I don't like white chocolate. First of all, it's not 388 00:18:05.440 --> 00:18:07.960 white chocolate. Let us, let's just be fucking clear about 389 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:11.559 that chocolate. It's not chocolate. It's no more chocolate than 390 00:18:11.759 --> 00:18:18.240 the nugget inside Three Musketeers. Chemical, but people love it. 391 00:18:18.359 --> 00:18:24.920 Lay's milk chocolate covered potato chips. Chocolate poatato chips are 392 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:31.680 fucking delicious. Salt and seaweed chips, What the I'm imagining 393 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:36.359 that's made of seaweed. Yeah, but then salted. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. Yeah, 394 00:18:36.440 --> 00:18:39.400 if you like like fried seaweed out you get it 395 00:18:39.400 --> 00:18:48.519 like a sushi plays. Uh. Blue skrilled steak chips. 396 00:18:48.079 --> 00:18:51.319 So the blue corn I'm assuming. 397 00:18:51.319 --> 00:18:51.680 I don't know. 398 00:18:51.720 --> 00:18:54.759 Well, blue steak is a steak that's you know, only 399 00:18:54.759 --> 00:18:57.279 cooked on either side for like fifteen seconds. 400 00:18:58.200 --> 00:19:03.240 Yeah, that's like the ultimate these are. Yeah, it was. 401 00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:06.000